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Should You Trust Website Customer Reviews?

crevette asks: "I was looking on Amazon for some gizmo when I got a review from G. Cooke, TX, who is in the top 10 reviewers. Out of curiosity, I checked her reviews... She has 658 reviews, many on the same day, which include everything from knife sets to a plastic duck! She reviews many books on the same day... She must be spending hundreds of dollars on useless stuff every month. Worst of all, most of her reviews are 5 stars. Do you think those people are paid by Amazon or some company? Do you trust them? If not (like I tend to think) what can we do about it?"

581 comments

  1. Cheap reviewers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    go to Google's new beta product search to find cheap reviewers!

    fp
    icblf

    1. Re:Cheap reviewers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Cheap reviewers by riflemann · · Score: 5, Funny
      Classic, from Froogles 'about' page:

      "If you have a question, comment, suggestion, complaint, or personal request that we assist in the transfer of funds from a deposed dictator , please send an email to froogle-support@google.com."

      (my emphasis)

    3. Re:Cheap reviewers by Ninja+Programmer · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Now we know where the former Anderson consulting executives have gone to work ...

    4. Re:Cheap reviewers by egc4ever · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Hey dickhead, it was Arthur Andersen, not Andersen Consulting.

    5. Re:Cheap reviewers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, I wonder how much nigerian spam they had retrieved to trigger that addition to the page.

    6. Re:Cheap reviewers by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      Wow, that's very, very cool.

      However, I tried searching for my digital camera ("canon powershot s40"), and it impressively found a lot of results. But when looked at the sites with very low prices, the price was much higher than the one that Google had listed! Like, $407 versus $480 or something like that.

      I'm not sure where the price came from, and it might need some more refinement, but it started me thinking about how sites might defeat the Froogle search. If I was unscrupulous, I would try and detect when Google's IP address was searching me and send back a "special" page with a much lower price.

      I'm not sure how Google is going to defeat that, short of using lots and lots of different IP addresses.

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    7. Re:Cheap reviewers by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Upon seeing the above post, commercial-goods-search sites the web over are screaming in panic. What will google take over next?!!

    8. Re:Cheap reviewers by Fjord · · Score: 1

      Actually, it was Andersen Consulting that renamed themselves to Accenture.

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    9. Re:Cheap reviewers by IndependentVik · · Score: 1

      That's Neo to you, pal ;)

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    10. Re:Cheap reviewers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Upon seeing the above post, commercial-goods-search sites the web over are screaming in panic.

      As well they should be--because they are for the most part poorly designed, barely usable sites and you know they can't be trusted! Man, I just did a search for some shoes and it was like shoe heaven, shoes from everywhere, any vendor with some shoes like I asked for. Brick&Mortar retailers should be trembling because this is like we all imagined ecommerce could be.

      I want to see Google take all those bogus sites to the cleaners, and then I want to see them go after banking and finance.

    11. Re:Cheap reviewers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please refrain from the insensitive use of the word 'nigger'

      Thank you.

    12. Re:Cheap reviewers by albionsoft · · Score: 1

      Please refrain from the insensitive use of the word 'nigger'

      Er, no one did. The word was "nigerian", as in the country "Nigeria".

      Perhaps you should read more carefully before getting offended?

    13. Re:Cheap reviewers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you've just been trolled :P welcome to /.

    14. Re:Cheap reviewers by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      My...name...is...Neo
      Now that we've got that settled...

    15. Re:Cheap reviewers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assenter is unquestionably one of the best fucks of 2002.

    16. Re:Cheap reviewers by snowbaII · · Score: 1

      damn you should write for playboy. is it hot in here or is just me?

    17. Re:Cheap reviewers by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      Are you serious? Cause it was just my ramblings at midnight about an hour after it took place. I tried to submit more the next day, even hotter, but phoenix hung near the end, and I was too lazy to retype. By the time I had a chance the next day, we had made love three times and I was confusing the sessions...

  2. Trust by kjd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's a public website; anyone can post a review. Trust it as much as you do Slashdot. :)

    1. Re:Trust by blackketter · · Score: 5, Informative

      Almost true. Amazon's reviews are approved by Amazon before they appear. Of course, it appears that there's quite a low threshold for approval.

    2. Re:Trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I heard an NPR story on the person who has the second most reviews with Amazon (somewhere in the 4000's i think) He was legite. These people are addicted to posting reviews and i am sure they post most of them at the same time. I don't know how they get their products buying or promos.

    3. Re:Trust by tanveer1979 · · Score: 1

      In this case it is not about posters. The fact is that the so called reviewer must be an advance programmed bot. Websites normally do this stuff to promote goods. All you can do about it to be careful. Whenever buying a product read reviews on multiple sites.. ask friends and so forth. I dunno but does anybody know of a law or something against such wrong frivolous postings. Obviously this is a breach of advertising conduct

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    4. Re:Trust by kjd · · Score: 2, Informative

      The reviews may be filtered for content, but this wouldn't necessarily stop someone from writing an uninformed review and getting it posted.

    5. Re:Trust by ninjadoug · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why don't you just e-mail her and ask her who she works for. She probably will not say as she will think you are some wierd amazon reviewer stalker.

      But if she works for amazon she *must* say.

      Anyone involved in gurilla marketing has to admit it when asked. That is why it's not classed as deception.

      -this is not a sig, I just wrote it at the bottom to ruin the flow.

    6. Re:Trust by oddjob · · Score: 2

      A breach of advertising conduct? Thanks, that's the best laugh I've had all week.

    7. Re:Trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      On a related note, many reviews carry little information content anyway. When I buy CD's over the internet I tend to find reviews like "Wow, this is totally cool, it is the best CD ever if you like this music!"

      My question, of course, being "how do I know if I like this music?"

      Fortunately a sample is worth a thousand words.

    8. Re:Trust by mceder · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh no! And I bought that Segway based on their users review.. I mean, sure I will invest $5,000 based on what other people think!

    9. Re:Trust by yog · · Score: 4, Informative

      You can also click "About G. Cooke" and learn that she is a professional reviewer who is a member of National Book Critics Circle and writes for various newspapers as well. It's not that surprising that she would publish a lot of reviews.

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    10. Re:Trust by bje2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ok, she's a professional reviewer...so, does this mean she's posting lots of reviews on amazon to gain experience? or name recognition, or what? she's certainly not getting paid for it...i hope...

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    11. Re:Trust by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      "But if she works for amazon she *must* say."

      Either you're a fool or a troll (and I'm the fool for responding), because that's the funniest shit I've heard in a while.
      Like the accountants for Enron/Global Crossing/Tyco *must* tell the truth, because they are accountants for a public company and therefore accountable to the SEC.

      Damn, that's some funny shit. Know any good "In Soviet Russia" jokes?

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    12. Re:Trust by Maserati · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      In Soviet Russia YOU lie to reviewers !

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    13. Re:Trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost true. Amazon's reviews are approved by Amazon before they appear.

      Amazon is on the business of selling the products that are listed on its webpage. I would expect that they'd accept nearly any glowing review of a product, since it might help boost sales.

    14. Re:Trust by Jaysyn · · Score: 5, Funny

      Amazon's "approvers" are probably on loan from the Patent Office...

      Jaysyn

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    15. Re:Trust by JordoCrouse · · Score: 1

      But if she works for amazon she *must* say.

      No she doesn't. There is no law that says you have to admit who you are and who you work for. It might be unethical, but these days, it seems that more and more so called "professionals" were sick the day they taught ethics in school.

      Its sad, but its not a crime.

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    16. Re:Trust by gasp · · Score: 1

      And it appears she doesn't just review on Amazon.com. Google turns up several places with similar patterns, including Barnes&Noble. Could be she's just a prolific reviewer with no more need to get a life than other obsessed people. Also could be fraud. Considering the number of people who concentrate so much time on silly things, I'm willing to consider the possibility that there's nothing particularly nefarious happening here. Somebody has to be number 8.

    17. Re:Trust by Saige · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's very odd what gets approved and what doesn't.

      A kid writes a review along the lines of "This game is awesome you must buy it now!" for a game that won't be released for another month gets posted.

      Write an in-depth review of Super Monkey Ball 2, comparing it to the first one, and then saying it's not nearly as good, however, and get your review deleted. Apparently saying negative things about a potentially big title, and say them clearly and justify them, and get your review squashed because it might cost them money.

      (And, yes, I have a number of reviews posted already, and I know the guidelines, so it wasn't violating them that kept the review from being posted)

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    18. Re:Trust by jiminim · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Amazon Approval Process

      1. Scan for profanity
      2. Scan for "Amazon SUCKS!!!"
      3. Approve
      4. ???
      5. Profit!!!

    19. Re:Trust by DancingSword · · Score: 1

      I question your use of the term 'nearly'.

      And, obviously, it doesn't make business-sense to permit objectivity, accuracy-that-harms-our-marketshare, or any other profit-suppressive activity, these activities must be suppressed .. and of course the NAFTA/GATT laws permit not just the suppression of independent objective information given by individuals, but also the suppression of laws that protect objective information as a right...

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    20. Re:Trust by Lt+Razak · · Score: 1
      It's kind of like Everquest. It's all about the "fame". Instead of levels and +5 boots of walzing, they're "TOP REVIEWER" for all the world to see.

      Sad, huh?

      By the way, I wizzed on 3 muds, finished Pitfall 2 with a perfect score, flipped Atari's QBert 4 times, and maxed out the score on Chopper Command.

    21. Re:Trust by Shads · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > It might be unethical, but these days, it seems
      > that more and more so called "professionals"
      > were sick the day they taught ethics in school.

      No, not really, but a single ethics course doesn't do a tremendous ammount for someone who is unethical, hell 2000 ethics courses aren't going to do it either if they're unethical. One thing is interesting, I've taken several ethics classes... the older ones were much less fluff and much more ethics, newer ones are there simply because they have to have the course to be reputable.

      Shrug, Changing times neh?

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    22. Re:Trust by patchmaster · · Score: 1

      What's amazing to me are the number of negative reviews that get posted. I give Amazon a lot of credit for taking the long view that an informed customer is more likely to be a repeat customer. As someone else mentioned, like some of the so-called information that gets posted on /., you have to approach the Amazon reviews with more than a bit of skepticism. Though it's usually pretty easy to separate the "I'm too stupid to use this product" reviews from the legitimate criticism.

    23. Re:Trust by danimrich · · Score: 1

      Go to IMDb and look at the number of people who have written reviews about The Two Towers!

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    24. Re:Trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are perusing personal electronics at amazon, ignore any reviews by "an electronics fan from [city name here]". These are purely shills and have a common review format. They say the product under review is great/awesome. Then give details about some useless features (e.g., "it's got a 2x fast forward button!!!") then name exactly one complaint (always minor, e.g., "my only complaint is it doesn't come with batteries"), then again say the product is great.

      Usually there are a lot of these kind of reviews for particularly bad products. Better to trust the reviews by a named person (even if you can't trust the name).

    25. Re:Trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but you can rate how helpful her reviews are, you can mod them down like you do here

    26. Re:Trust by Patrick13 · · Score: 2
      It's like the ongoing joke reviews of Family Circus (the Bill Keane Comic Strip), for instance: The Family Circus by Request


      This groundbreaking new book is Bill Keane's much-anticipated sequel to last summer's white-knuckle thriller, "Family Circus: Billy and the Chainsaw." As usual, the subtextual dialogue of the novel's villains (or innocent children, as they are metaphorically portrayed) is amply charged with the sort of edgy political rhetoric that Bill Keane (or Bil Keane, as he was known during his revolutionary days at the Sorbonne) is infamous for, bordering on a new breed of fascism unlike anything the world has yet seen.

      However, it is the sheer scope of atrocity (e.g., dungeon-like torture chamber scenes, graphic mutilations, mass executions, bioterrorist experimentation, and ritual bludgeoning with Lego pieces) that puts this novel's controversial slant into uncharted territory. Many critics feel that in this latest installation, Mr. Keane has, in fact, gone too far. Indeed, the American Library Association had already banned the book prior to publication. The degree of violence withing this chilling tome's pages goes far beyond that of Bret Easton Ellis's "American Psycho," the Marquis de Sade's "Misfortunes of Virtue," and Dr. Seuss's spine-tingling "Horton Hears a Who."

      I do not recommend this book for the faint of heart. However, if you are prepared to take the plunge into Keane's grotesque world of slaughter and despair, ready yourself for a most gore-ridden experience.


      Not exactly a well-scrutinized review by the Amazon staff.
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    27. Re:Trust by platypus · · Score: 5, Funny
      Yeah, amazon seems to be really, uhmm, anal about the reviews.

      Take for instance an cd from david hasselhof, let's say this and others.
      You'll find:


      • 3 people recommended The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Men in addition to Looking For-Best of David Hasselhoff
      • 3 people recommended Masturbation Memoirs 1 & 2 instead of Looking For-Best of David Hasselhoff [IMPORT]
      • Gifts to buy for people you don't really like: A list by mikelipari, creative gift buyer



      Really, I bet the people at amazon are laughing their ass of when they see something like that.

      PS:The song Hot Shot City is particularly good.
    28. Re:Trust by hansroy · · Score: 1

      I was just going to post the reviews of that CD here. Damn you and your 5 minute advantage!

    29. Re:Trust by PTBarnum · · Score: 1

      I know one person who got paid to write reviews of Amazon products (DVDs in this case). All of his reviews appeared under the editorial reviews section rather than the customer reviews section. However, he hasn't done anything recently and I understand Amazon.com is scaling back the number of paid reviewers.

      As for the customer reviewers, just because Amazon.com doesn't pay them doesn't mean they don't get any tangible benefits. I've heard secondhand that top reviewers sometimes get onto publishers mailing lists for advance review copies of upcoming works.

    30. Re:Trust by cosyne · · Score: 2

      But at the same time, /. comments are 'approved' by at least one person before they appear at level 3, and you usually know when a poster is trying to sell something.

    31. Re:Trust by dirkdidit · · Score: 2

      Also on that page it says "Customers who wear clothes also shop for:". I would hope all their customers wear clothes.

    32. Re:Trust by tep-sdsc · · Score: 1
      Google is your friend. "Gail Cooke" shows up a few places, writing book

      reviews more reviews, and even more reviews.

      Don't forget the movie reviews.

      Looks like a real person who happens to write a lot of reviews. Some people review books, others post to slashdot...

    33. Re:Trust by MHV · · Score: 1

      Oh my! If you ever do that, be warned that you will find such amazing truths like Rebecca's passion for reviewing books. She only work 3h a week and pays the rent with it. You might also want to know what is the real occupation of a top ten reviewer who prefers SF and classic Literature, and more wholesome fun from the best and passionate book reviewers. Just try to click that "more" link to know "more" about these people.

    34. Re:Trust by packeteer · · Score: 2

      Many people have seen TTT already. Most theaters already have their copy and all the workers and a few of their friends have seen it.

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    35. Re:Trust by henben · · Score: 2

      I had a similar experience reviewing the awful, scientifically illiterate "techno-thriller" Decipher by Stel Pavlou.

    36. Re:Trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, Amazon reviews you.

    37. Re:Trust by Henry_Doors · · Score: 1

      I've set a number of reviews to Amazon in the uk - it does seem to be easier to get positive reviews published but there are lots of negative reviews up there.

      I don't suppose Amazons review checkers get paid a whole lot and it probably makes their life a bit more interesting to arbtrarily reject the odd review.

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  3. Looks like a duck, walks like a duck by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I read a bunch of Cooke's reviews. She has nothing bad to say, nothing critical, and all her reviews read like an ad. Yeah, I'd say something's wrong here.

    1. Re:Looks like a duck, walks like a duck by Master+Bait · · Score: 3, Interesting
      On the other side of the coin, there is a usenet kook who published a book and listed it on Amazon. He got swarms of (very funny) negative reviews from his usenet detractors. But these were later removed from Amazon's site, probably at the behest of the kook.

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    2. Re:Looks like a duck, walks like a duck by yog · · Score: 2

      dare I ask, what's the name of the book?

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    3. Re:Looks like a duck, walks like a duck by ChrisNowinski · · Score: 2, Interesting
    4. Re:Looks like a duck, walks like a duck by Cujo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A high proportion of the Amazon reviews are 5 stars. That's largely becuase they're posted by people who are enthusiasts for the item in question. I've even posted a few 5-star reviews myself, but I quickly get tired of gushing. Most of my reviews are in the 2-4 range. 4 means I think it's very good, with no uncorrectable flaws.

      It's more fun to post a well-deserved 1-star and watch the adoring faithful get mad as hell.

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    5. Re:Looks like a duck, walks like a duck by Lt+Razak · · Score: 1

      Wow, that's scary. All that is there now is 7 reviews maxed out at 5 stars, all praising the cult^H^H^H^Hkook

    6. Re:Looks like a duck, walks like a duck by pretygrrl · · Score: 1

      Hey, she probably thinks like an ad, too.
      She may be totally shallow, easily amused, undiscerning, and in all other respects exactly identical to hundreds of thousands of conspicuously consuming bored women all over this great big country of ours. O, she is real, all right!
      Personally, I would attach the likely monetary value of her sugarine pronouncements to Amazon's bottom line at about 7 cents before taxes.
      So no, she doesn't work for them.

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    7. Re:Looks like a duck, walks like a duck by danny · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I write reviews for my own web site, not for Amazon, but most of mine are positive (though fewer than 10% make it onto my "best" list). The reason for that is that with several million books in print and hundreds of thousands of new ones printed each year, people need help finding the good ones, so negative reviews aren't as useful.

      I make the occasional exception for very popular books which I think are overrated.

      Danny.

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    8. Re:Looks like a duck, walks like a duck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's test the theory. Everyone write a "review" of the book saying it's bogus. Remember, gotta sound convincing...

    9. Re:Looks like a duck, walks like a duck by hondo77 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ...so negative reviews aren't as useful.

      I disagree. In fact, when I go to Amazon and am confronted with dozens of reviews, I tend to re-sort the list from lowest rated to highest. I want to know why people don't like something. Take the case of deep fryers I was recently looking at for a Christmas gift. The highly rated reviews gushed about this and that but the negative reviews were about things like hot oil spilling onto the counter and other fire hazards. That is helpful stuff. Of course you get negative reviews that aren't helpful, just like positive reviews, but I find well-written negative reviews to be very valuable.

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    10. Re:Looks like a duck, walks like a duck by danny · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Maybe Amazon's reviews are different. When someone is looking at reviews on Amazon, they have already selected a particular book and are (for popular titles) looking at a large number of reviews. Whereas if they're browsing my site, or another "one review of each book" site, they're more likely to be looking for something to read rather than making up their mind about a particular title. (Though if they're using Google to browse reviews across multiple sites maybe that's not true.)

      Another difference is that most of the books I review are obscure. Most of Amazon's books are obscure too, but their reviews definitely cover popular titles better - how many thousand reviews of the Harry Potter books are there?

      Danny.

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  4. I trust everything I read on the internet by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Funny

    and so should you.

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    1. Re:I trust everything I read on the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have $40 million tied up in a Nigerian bank account. If you send me just $10k for legal fees and processing I will send you half of the $40M once it is released. Really.

    2. Re:I trust everything I read on the internet by Twister002 · · Score: 2

      I believe you!!!!! Tell me more!!!!

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    3. Re:I trust everything I read on the internet by shnarez · · Score: 1

      .. after all, it has Al Gore's approval.

    4. Re:I trust everything I read on the internet by Ko5mo · · Score: 1

      Tell us more. How can we subscribe to your newletter?

    5. Re:I trust everything I read on the internet by Kanasta · · Score: 2

      Problem is, joe blow sees something published by a 'respectable' company like amazon, they treat it like a catalog from their local department store.

      well, lets hope the public doesn't need to be caught out 2 many times to learn to think carefully.

    6. Re:I trust everything I read on the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to belive!

  5. Extremes by de_boer_man · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Most of the reviews that I see are either very positive or very negative. There are very few reviews that label a product as simply okay or adequate.

    This is probably due to the fact that only people that have had extremely positive or extremely negative experiences with a particular product will actually take the time to post. Well, other than a few people with too much time on their hands that want to be listed as top reviewers.

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    1. Re:Extremes by kjd · · Score: 1, Redundant

      People are lazy. Most people probably aren't as likely to write a review if they found the product simply satisfactory (this is expected). But if the product is irritatingly poor, or noticably excellent, it may be more likely to make them want to say something about it.

    2. Re:Extremes by Otter · · Score: 1
      The most extreme example of this I've seen was reading IMDB reviews of Not Another Teen Movie. I visited the page to settle a dispute as to whether the principal in the Breakfast Club scene was the same actor who played the original part. (He is.) What struck me, though, was how the comments were evenly split between "Absolutely repulsive. The worst movie ever!" and "Hilarious! The funniest movie ever! People who don't like it must be really old, like in their 20's!" I'm in the former camp, but then I'm, like, really old.

      My favorite Amazon review, by the way, was the guy who gave South, by Ernest Shackleton, one star, explaining, "There's no character development. It's just latitudes and longitudes and eating penguins."

    3. Re:Extremes by mcleland · · Score: 2, Interesting
      This is probably due to the fact that only people that have had extremely positive or extremely negative experiences with a particular product will actually take the time to post.

      Very true. This is a problem with nearly any measurement that involves voluntary surveys, such as course surveys in universities or those little comment cards on the restarurant table.

      I personally look for the reviews with 2-4 stars for stuff on Amazon, specifically hoping to get a more balanced review. If they happen to be a "Top X" reviewer, fine as long as they're relatively detailed in the good and bad of the product. Lots of stars is hardly the only factor we should use!

    4. Re:Extremes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why the 5-star rating system is completely useless. All a product review needs is a "recommend"/"avoid" toggle. ... carry on ...

    5. Re:Extremes by geekoid · · Score: 2

      It would be interesting if you could break down the numbers, N people said negative review, N people said Positive, and X number of units have been sold.
      Then your conclusion on its quality will be slightly more accurate.

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    6. Re:Extremes by timbck2 · · Score: 1
      It would be interesting if you could break down the numbers, N people said negative review, N people said Positive, and X number of units have been sold.

      Then your conclusion on its quality will be slightly more accurate.


      Are you sure about that? If N people gave negative reviews and N people gave positive reviews, then the negative and positive must always be split 50/50! If it was M and N, however....

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    7. Re:Extremes by cosmol · · Score: 1

      Wow, one can repost the same exact post and get modded up too? Slashdot truly is awesome.

    8. Re:Extremes by Dungus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Its funny how, by rewording and reposting a comment, you can once again be modded up. Slashdot is spectacular.

    9. Re:Extremes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nifty, somebody can rephrase an earlier post that was moderated up and be moderated up also? Slashdot is so cool.

    10. Re:Extremes by Lt+Razak · · Score: 1

      No kidding. Just check out the reviews for the stupidest movie ever: Jay & Bob Strike Back.

    11. Re:Extremes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But more important than "recommend/avoid" is getting the reviews to be explicit about what they like/dislike about products.

      I've run into reviews complaining about certain things that I saw as a good thing and made me want to buy the product.

    12. Re:Extremes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a person who looks for the "okay or adequate" reviews, that's a lie. Maybe all the products you look at have extremes and maybe that's how stupid people tend to think (think "two party system").

      But I look for reviews that are in the middle and then flair out to the extremist views. If a review is glowing, I don't buy it. There's always something wrong. If a review is overly negative, probably someone has a bone to pick. If a review says good and bad things, it's probably from a reasonable and sane person. Then I look at other reviews to see if anything is or is not substantiated per the middle of the road review. Then I judge by my criteria.

    13. Re:Extremes by fodi · · Score: 0

      M and N?? You mean Slim Shady?

  6. Stalkers by joeflies · · Score: 5, Interesting
    On KGO Radio in the Bay Area, an author called Len Tillum's law advice program last weekend. The author asked for legal advice on what to do about a stalker who (in addition to stalking her personally) is also stalking her online, making negative statements about the book.

    The point I'm making is that the reviewers aren't always participating in a community, but also acting out a personal agenda as well, which other customers may take in as fact.

    1. Re:Stalkers by Christianfreak · · Score: 2

      This is very true. Often I've looked on Amazon for religious type books to find that sometimes reviewers gave it a bad review because it was a religious book. Its obvious that these reviews are just there to antagonize people.

      Because of this I simply disregard the reviews on Amazon and get advice from my friend that I know will give me a real answer and understand my tastes and opinions on things.

    2. Re:Stalkers by crucini · · Score: 2

      I can't help wondering what the other side of the story is. Maybe the "stalker" is merely a persistent on-line critic who points out flaws in her ideas. Authors can take criticism of their work very hard, and online anonymity encourages critics to express negative opinions forcefully. That's the weird thing about someone asking "advise me on how to handle this difficult person." The chances are at least 50% that the querent is the source of the problem. I wonder if Len Tillum pointed that out.

  7. What can we do about it? by jdludlow · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How about ignoring the reviews if you don't trust them? This isn't difficult.

    1. Re:What can we do about it? by hoagieslapper · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the question the author is trying to ask is how can we get truthful reviews on a product. Considering what marketers are willing to do, I would not put 'padding' their reivews past them.

    2. Re:What can we do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about saving your lame ass comments

    3. Re:What can we do about it? by jdludlow · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yeah, I guess it was a poorly worded question on his part. Still, people need to use common sense when they read these things. I do use online reviews to make buying decisions, and I've found that the quality of the reviews depends a lot on what you're trying to purchase.

      For instance, technical books tend to have good reviews on Amazon. This is probably because it's more difficult for a marketer to fake that stuff. I've also used reviews on others sites before buying a lawn mower, snow thrower, and a computer parts supplier. I had to dig through more noise, but the results have all been positive.

      Probably the worst reviews that I've found have been for video games. It's nothing but blind fans, posting mindless garbage about how much this game rules.

      What I usually do is look for trends in the negative reviews. If there is a common theme emerging, then I might stay away from that product or company. The same can be said for the reviews that people get on Ebay. If someone has a few negatives, and they all say that he didn't ship on time, there might be a problem there.

      A reviewer who takes the time to use proper grammar and explains his thoughts logically will obviously carry more weight.

      Again, it's just common sense, with a little luck thrown in.

    4. Re:What can we do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What me worry?

    5. Re:What can we do about it? by Herkum01 · · Score: 2

      Probably the worst reviews that I've found have been for video games.

      I don't think that you should forget the reviews for video games that have not yet been released. I was looking at MOO3 and they had people basically reviewing previous versions of the games and using that as to what their expections should be for this one and then giving it a rating.

    6. Re:What can we do about it? by The+Tyro · · Score: 2

      Two words... Consumer Reports (no, I don't work for them, receive any money from them, etc).

      If you want an organization that is likely to honestly review products, try to find one that doesn't rely on advertising bucks, and doesn't sell the product in question... minimize any conflicts of interest (real, or perceived). Consumer reports does this by being member-supported... NO advertisements.

      Just a suggestion... However, you DO have to pay in order to become a member, and they don't review all the products you probably want to buy (no tech book reviews), though they do hit the big ticket stuff.

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      Even if a man chops off your hand with a sword, you still have two nice, sharp bones to stick in his eyes.
  8. brilliant by tps12 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm going to go post an Amazon review calling into question the validity of "Ask Slashdot" responses.

    --

    Karma: Good (despite my invention of the Karma: sig)
    1. Re:brilliant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, don't! We don't want to get "Amazoned"!

    2. Re:brilliant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, speak for yourself. I personally like strong, dominant women.

  9. Amazon Reviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    We used to have fun reviewing a book called "body for life" on Amazon. Some of us put comments such as "I thought this was going to be great, I've been waiting for years. I was disappointed because of the Jar Jar Binks character wouldn't shut his mouth". The reviews were posted. There were hundereds of reviews. A cross between those those who loved the author, Bill Philips and those who were just having fun. Some reviews hinted that there was a lot of gay porn in the book, others said it changed their lives. The funny thing was that all these reviews were posted BEFORE the book even came out!

    1. Re:Amazon Reviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh, Buttplug Phillips, the anti-hero of misc.fitness.weights. I didn't realize that had been done to his reviews. Thanks for the pointer.z

  10. Public reviews by Prune · · Score: 2, Informative

    Besides Amazon, be wary of other sites that host reviews, you never know when there might be essentially bribes moving behind the scenes. I don't even trust epinions: even though they do not sell things themselves, the stores they link to could be giving them financial incentives to raise the scores of products they sell.

    --
    "Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
    1. Re:Public reviews by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      I generally like epinions, if only because you can see many reviews for each product. I usually get a feel for reviewers by looking at products I have experience with and then looking to see what the reviewer thought of them. If I agree and can find the reviewer liked a product that I don't have personal experience with, I'm more likely to give it some thought as a potential purchase.
      My favorite review on epinions was in the auto section, it was from a teenager who posted reviews on a BMW M8, Hummer, and Acura NSX. The best part came from the NSX review in which he admitted that he didn't know how to drive a stick, and burned out the clutch in the first few thousand miles.
      I also look for reviews on smaller product or industry focused pages.

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  11. Some info on Gail Cooke by cp4 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Might explain why she reads so much....

    Name: G. Cooke
    Nickname: pagebypage
    E-mail: grospoin@aol.com
    Reviewer Rank: 8
    About me: So many good books, so many wonderful things....so few hours. For me, reading and trying is sheer pleasure, a boon companion, and sometimes work as reviewing is my profession. I hold membership in the National Book Critics Circle, and write for newspapers across the U.S. Thanks to all who have expressed an interest in my reviews, and thanks to Amazon for providing a forum in which we can exchange ideas.

    1. Re:Some info on Gail Cooke by NixterAg · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      [sexist rant]...and there's some poor sap working his ass off to fund her little self-glorification mission as a critic queen.

      You know all of those Lincoln SUVs you see driving around with some 40-ish woman carting her kids back and forth to soccer practice? Yep, some poor bastard is slaving to pay for her hair appointments too.[/sexist rant]

      Disclaimer: I'm just kidding?

    2. Re:Some info on Gail Cooke by Shalda · · Score: 1

      After reading just a few of Gail Cooke's reviews, I can to one unmistakeable conclusion: She is the real life incarnation of Jean Teasdale.

    3. Re:Some info on Gail Cooke by wobblie · · Score: 1

      You call those little glowing blurbs on amazon "reviews"? The woman has little or no capacity for critical thought at all. National book Critics Circle? what a joke. Read her reviews. She didn't express a critical thought in any of them.

      The woman is a sham, a paid astroturfer, plain and simple

    4. Re:Some info on Gail Cooke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unlikely.

      So she's NEVER read a book she DIDN'T like? EVERY book is a five-star book?

      I still say she is a professional shill working for publishing companies, just like all the paid-off movie reviewers.

  12. She gets around by SplendidIsolatn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Figuring out her Email address, then Googling it reveals Ms. Cooke probably does nothing but writes reviews allllllllll day long.

    Man, what a horrible way to waste time. Well, back to reloading Slashdot....

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    1. Re:She gets around by EisPick · · Score: 1

      Well, back to reloading Slashdot....

      +1 Funny

    2. Re:She gets around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Office Space All I'm sayin' is you'd better wear a condom, dude. What? Oh yeah. She gets around. Like a record.

    3. Re:She gets around by Reziac · · Score: 2

      She's probably paid by the word. How much did you get paid for your slashdot post? :)

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      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  13. Wouldn't suprise me... by mb12036 · · Score: 1

    How much time do you have to personally go out and review a product you like? With all the reviews out on sites I have a hard time believing some/most of them aren't written up by people who don't have my best interests at heart...

  14. Positive Public Relations by _Sambo · · Score: 3, Informative

    This person's writing style is descriptive and consise. Far too good for a "normal" user.

    This says to me: Someone is being paid to write good reviews for any product out there. A mini-Marketing agent if you will.

    It's somewhat reminiscent of the Microsoft PR agent who "switched from Mac to Windows", or it's like the "grassroots pro-Microsoft" campaign that Bill sponsored in the opening days of the Anti-Trust court proceedings.

    Trying to appear unsolicited and innocent, but in reality, it's just someone's job.

    Money is the root of *most* work.

    1. Re:Positive Public Relations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ....it's concise

    2. Re:Positive Public Relations by Asprin · · Score: 2


      Worse, her book reviews read like the summary on the coverflap -- there's *NO* *WAY* this chick is legit! There's probably a whole department of people at a marketing agency writing reviews under the gcooke pseudonym.

      Which brings up my final point: It's not the lawyers that are driving the universe into the ground - it's the MARKETING folks!

      --
      "Lawyers are for sucks."
      - Doug McKenzie
    3. Re:Positive Public Relations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      she plainly admitted that she was a "professional reviewer"... she most likely writes the reviews for practice and the sake of being in the top ten on Amazon (i'm assuming it's determined by volume)

      she probably writes good reviews, beacuse i bet there's more of a market for good reviews vs. bad reviews

      but the idea that Amazon or some marketing firm is paying her to write these reviews seems highly dubious

    4. Re:Positive Public Relations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying that she's the equivalent of a /. Karma WHORE?!

    5. Re:Positive Public Relations by DancingSword · · Score: 1

      No, actually, a 'professional product reviewer' is given all the products they review, and they keep them ( or sell them on eBay, a major source of income, that, for a 'top' reviewer... ).

      Therefore, if they write negative reviews, they don't get more stuff, so they have to write positive reviews to remain 'in the goods'

      It's simply a matter of paying the 'reviewer' by giving them the products, and having them understand that their 'gifts' are dependent on positive reviews, is all...

      --
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  15. What a weird question by Alethes · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you can't trust Amazon.com user opinions, what makes you think you can trust answers on Ask Slashdot? Many of us rattle off about every issue out of ignorance and get modded up despite that ignorance. Can you trust us?

    1. Re:What a weird question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

    2. Re:What a weird question by mackstann · · Score: 2

      modded funny...but its the truth ;)

    3. Re:What a weird question by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      The flippant answer is no, of course not. Too many AC's, astroturfers, ballot stuffers, ...
      However, people who do know have a tendency to like to demonstrate their knowledge and also to debunk any mess of wrong ideas passing itself off as information. You look for the grains of hard information and reaction and there's a lot of good honest information to be had, particularly if you can backcalculate what the responders assumptions have to be.
      For example, comparing the stability of Microsoft Windows to Linux to *BSD to Netware, VMS, etc. With Microsoft Windows, being up for a few months is called stable. Unix is not all that stable because someone once spilled a cup of coffee into the computer. Linux users are proud of year+ uptimes while doing wierd things to their computer. BSD users tend to reboot to insure that the system will come up as intended after a power failure.

    4. Re:What a weird question by Rayonic · · Score: 5, Funny

      So... I shouldn't trust your opinion because you're just some Slashdot user... but then that means that your statement isn't true, so I can trust the opinions of Slashdot users... but if your comment is true, then I can't trust your opinion... but then that means that I can trust your opinion... but then that means that I can't... but then I can... then I can't... can... can't... can.. can't.. can can't cancan'tcancan'tc#f;DfgA3q±}ܦ+£@Çü8

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    5. Re:What a weird question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...umm, unless you were trying to do something really weird with the output there, wouldn't that be a "segmentation fault" instead?

  16. it's mostly a matter of how you look at it by Miaomiao · · Score: 1

    Evaluating customer reviews is a lot like evaluating a website on a one by one basis. Every time a review comes in you have to take into account what sort of thing the reviewer is looking for and if you can, credentials. If your looking for something really oddball you might want to take the reviews as just a general overview of what's available, and take them arbitrarily. If your looking for whether it's something that's really worthwhile to read you might want to look into credentials and other things.

  17. Bil Keane Family Circus reviews by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 3
    They were taken down shortly after I was pointed to them, but a group of folks did these amazingly funny reviews of Bil Keane's the Family Circus comic strip collections.

    The reviews, that I recall, spoke of how the comics confronted the uber secret freemason's and so forth. I believe there were quite a few Kafka and Nietsche references as well. Hilarious.

    Now I have a new google project for the day. Somebody somewhere must have saved 'em!

    --
    If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?
    1. Re:Bil Keane Family Circus reviews by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 4, Funny
      As promised (well sort of) I found an archive of the Bil Keane reviews. Absolutely hysterical.

      Mutant Dog

      Click on the Bil Keane icon for the archive.

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      If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?
    2. Re:Bil Keane Family Circus reviews by RaboKrabekian · · Score: 2
      --
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    3. Re:Bil Keane Family Circus reviews by scubacuda · · Score: 2
      Actually, the link you're looking for is here.

    4. Re:Bil Keane Family Circus reviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By far the best review on the page:

      This review is not so much about the specific book, but rather about the body of Keane's work in general. Several people have expressed negative opinions regarding "The Family Circus," finding it boring and irrelevant. Perhaps. But then, is a zen garden also irrelevant because it does not "entertain" us? Is it boring because every day it conatins the same rock, the same pebbles, the same koi pond? It is not. Like the zen garden, "The Family Circus" provides a sense of tranquility through familiarity, while tantalizing the spirit with very slight variations in theme. As go the gently swirling patterns in the stones, so goes Billy's path through the neighborhood. Like the garden, his seemingly random path leads to an ultimate and undeniable destination. The path does not lead to an answer--it IS the answer. Dolly's malapropisms and other language errors serve as a parable illustrating that when there is true understanding, language is unneccesary. This is a more dynamic and timely example than the familiar story of the two samurai who meet at opposite ends of a bridge wide enough only for one. Ida Know and Not Me are clearly pure zen creatures. They are graphic depictions of one of the basic questions of zen: "When water goes down the drain, does it circle clockwise or anticlockwise?" The zen master will respond only by twirling a finger in the air, first one way then the other, indicating in one action two truths: The water flows the way it flows; direction is not important so long as the water goes down the drain. When Mother (representing the yin of the zen master) asks, "Who broke this lamp?" the answer of "Ida Know" or "Not Me" reveals the enlightened answer. Truth is not "who broke the lamp," but accepting that the lamp is broken and dealing with that reality. The children represent the four stages of the zen student. PJ is quiet reflection and childlike contemplation; Jeffy represents the student's ceaseless questioning of his master; Dolly is the doubter, testing the truth of what he has learned; Billy is the advanced student, going out into the world to seek his own answers. Mother and Father represent the yin and yang of the zen roshi. Far from boring, "The Family Circus" is like a still, clear pool of water. On first glance all may seem calm and flat, but beneath the surface is an entire world to be explored and understood.

  18. Amazon, Cnet and Uptight people by Nevermore-Spoon · · Score: 2

    I've personally found amazon's reviewing system, as well as the automated "If you like this, you'll like this" system.

    I really found the trouble Amazon got in for "faking" the system mentioned above linking your laster book purchase to a pair of pants to advertise thier new clothing line. ex. readers who like Stephen King, also enjoy these fleece lined Jeans. there was a huge uproar of false advertising claims over this joke.

    Cnet is definatly a mixed bag. When download gets a 1 star review because some newb user with a hosed system can't install the app properly what use is his review? I love CNet but the reviewing isn't always helpful

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    I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence. Edgar Allan Poe 1809-1845
    1. Re:Amazon, Cnet and Uptight people by koreth · · Score: 2
      I've personally found amazon's reviewing system, as well as the automated "If you like this, you'll like this" system.

      You've found it what? Helpful? Annoying? Entertaining? Useless? Indispensible? Unreliable?

    2. Re:Amazon, Cnet and Uptight people by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      I really found the trouble Amazon got in for "faking" the system mentioned above linking your laster book purchase to a pair of pants to advertise thier new clothing line. ex. readers who like Stephen King, also enjoy these fleece lined Jeans. there was a huge uproar of false advertising claims over this joke.

      Amazon.com responded to that uproar - now, they say stuff like "Customers who wear clothes might like..." - kinda a "oh, shut up" from Amazon.

    3. Re:Amazon, Cnet and Uptight people by Nevermore-Spoon · · Score: 1

      ooops!
      Helpful would be the missing word...
      sorry bout that

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      I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence. Edgar Allan Poe 1809-1845
    4. Re:Amazon, Cnet and Uptight people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was on amazon last night and got the recommendation (on a book I was looking at for my mother in law for Xmas) that

      People who wear clothes
      Also like clean underwear from Amazon's Target store.

  19. Customer reviews tend to be extreme by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 5, Insightful

    90% of the reviews I see fall into one of these categories:

    1. 5 star reviews from crazy fan-types who absolutely love some movie/musician/cartoon, etc.

    2. Anti-fans who post 1 star reviews about stuff they can't stand being popular.

    3. Fans who've turned into anti-fans, claiming that item X "isn't as good as their previous efforts" and that the creator "has sold out."

    1. Re:Customer reviews tend to be extreme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      think about it, why would someone waste their time writing a review if they only thought the product was mediocre (I can't spell). If you really liked it, you want others to know! If it was a waste of money, maybe you can save someone else from buying it! If it was ok, nothing outstanding, then why bother? It was worth what you paid, but not great.

    2. Re:Customer reviews tend to be extreme by goon+america · · Score: 4, Insightful
      That only happens with really popular media stuff, which really doesn't need amateur reviewing.

      Book reviews are much more thoughtful and balanced. Off-beat music and movies have less emotional reviews. Reviews of technical items like DVD players tend to be very helpful regarding the features and pitfalls of that particular product.

      I tend to pay a lot more attention to the reviews which list both positives and negatives, rather than the raving 5 or 1 star reviews.

    3. Re:Customer reviews tend to be extreme by Peter+Trepan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Slashdot's version:

      Linux: Customer Review: * * * * *
      Linux is the most advanced operating system on Earth!!! And I just loved figuring out how to compile the source code for my keyboard driver!!!

      Macintosh: Customer Review: * - 1/2
      Who the hell makes a computer with just one mouse button? And only 60 frames per second in Quake III? I require at least 850.

      Star Wars: The Phantom Menace Customer Review: * * - 1/2
      I liked George Lucas' old stuff. You know, before he sold out to Hollywood.*


      *Dow Jones/Australia disclaimer: No claim is made that George Lucas is any better or worse than other overrated sci-fi directors.

      --

      Step into a huge movement. Don't Tread In Me.

    4. Re:Customer reviews tend to be extreme by Jordy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There are also people like me who rate things as a method of tracking what they've already seen/read/used.

      I find Netflix's rating engine to be a perfect method of tracking what movies I've already seen so I don't go and accidentally rent the same one twice. This has led me to have an awful lot of ratings (~2000 DVDs), but I can be fairly confident that everything in my rental queue is new.

      Of course, rating things (1-5 stars) is very different from reviewing something. Reviewing something requires you to think rather hard about what you liked or didn't like about a product and is usually done because you have a strong emotion about it and feel the need to tell the world about it. Rating something is so much easier that it can be done without much thought at all, making it much more common.

      Of course that's just my opinion, I could be wrong.

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      The world is neither black nor white nor good nor evil, only many shades of CowboyNeal.
    5. Re:Customer reviews tend to be extreme by thgreatoz · · Score: 0

      That only makes sense..I mean, unless posting reviews itself is some sort of hobby for you, you're only going to post something if you absolutley LOVE it and want to sing it's praises, or absolutley HATE it and want to warn others of it.

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      When their numbers dwindled from 50 to 8, the dwarves began to suspect Hungry.
    6. Re:Customer reviews tend to be extreme by Lt+Razak · · Score: 1

      But if you dont' remember watching a movie... isnt' it time to watch it again?

    7. Re:Customer reviews tend to be extreme by bbtom · · Score: 1

      Pretty true: Although the Mac has gone up at least one star since OS X was released.

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  20. This wouldn't surprise me by kvn299 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've come to rely on Amazon.com not only for good deals, but also for basic product information. They carry such a wide range of items and have detailed information about everything.

    I also admit I take the product reviews very seriously when I am going to buy something, especially if it's not cheap. I do this even if I don't plan on buying it from Amazon.

    I doubt I am the only person like this. It would seem only logical that companies would do anything they can to get favorable reviews about their products on Amazon.

    I guess you just have to read as many of the reviews as possible and make a judgement call. I do tend to look for negative reviews as they're definitely not paid for! However, those also must be taken with a grain of salt.

    1. Re:This wouldn't surprise me by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      I also admit I take the product reviews very seriously when I am going to buy something, especially if it's not cheap. I do this even if I don't plan on buying it from Amazon

      Hopefully you're not just relying on Amazon's reviews. Personally, I talk to friends and family then look online using groups.google.com.

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      Cruising the internet on my TI-99/4A @ a whopping 300 baud!
    2. Re:This wouldn't surprise me by gorillasoft · · Score: 2

      I do tend to look for negative reviews as they're definitely not paid for!

      Who's to say that negative reviews aren't also paid for? Paid for by, say, a competitor? Or they could be made up by a competitor's employees. Or they could be written by a third-party with an axe to grind for some unknown reason. Anything is possible, so one obviously needs to read all the reviews and make judgements on the reliability of both the good and the bad reviews.

    3. Re:This wouldn't surprise me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read at least 5 reviews on anything I might buy that's over $50, but it's usually more like 10 or 15 reviews. I always search Google Groups as well. Basically, it takes me 2 months to buy a cheeseburger.

      Honestly, it's *really* exhausting, especially with computer parts because it all changes so fast. I had parts I wanted written down a month ago. Now that I have the money, I came back and suddenly nForce2 motherboards were out, Audigy 2 sound cards were selling... don't even get me started on video cards and CPUs. You've got to track all the dependency issues between components, ensure you get the right revision, etc. At least the *really* expensive things like houses don't have reviews.

      So when it comes to a book, a movie, a jacket or something, I don't care. I buy it and feel better about not being anal.

  21. Review ***** by foxtrot · · Score: 5, Funny

    I rate Amazon's reviews at five stars! Nothing could be better!

    -G. Cooke, TX

    Review * 1/2

    I rate Slashdot at a star and a half. Definitely take anything you hear there with a grain of salt.

    -G. Cooke, TX

  22. Volume by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sheer amount of reviews is a giveaway. Kudos to the slash for pointing this out!

  23. who's responsible by perrin5 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Before any good/useful course of action can be taken, there are several steps to take:
    1) Determine if there is some 'shady' reviewing going on (although this looks like a pretty solid set of circumstancial evidence).

    2) Find out who's responsible for it.
    If it is amazon, itself, that is doing this sort of thing, then the only actions that can be taken are public outcry, and possibly an e-mail campaign. After all, they may be using it to drum up business, and as we have all learned from spammers: if it works, they'll keep on doing it.
    On the other hand, if it is some third party submitting reviews, it might be possible to get Amazon to remove all reviews by said person...

    Just a thought

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    hmmmm?
    1. Re:who's responsible by p3d0 · · Score: 1
      That sounds like a lot of vacant hand-waving to me. How does someone "determine if there is some 'shady' reviewing going on" or "find out who's responsible for it"?

      I know, you gather the mob and I'll get the pitchforks.

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      Patrick Doyle
      I mod down every jackass who puts his moderation policy in his sig. Oh, wait a sec....
    2. Re:who's responsible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree with you p3d0 (42270) because one simple way would simply be to interview the person writing the reviews as Gail Cooke.

      Dr.Peace

    3. Re:who's responsible by swisener · · Score: 1

      "...then the only actions that can be taken are public outcry, and possibly an e-mail campaign." [emphasis mine]

      I'm sure Amazon trembles at the thought.

      --Steven

  24. Is /. guilty of this as well? by CrayzyJ · · Score: 2, Funny

    The question makes me wonder if most /. comments are *really* posted by Taco, et al.

    "Hey, 'Neal check out this MS bashing comment I wrote under the name Balbazare prince of darkness. hahaha" - Taco
    "I'll mod that as +5 funny!" -CowboyNeal

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  25. i suspect ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suspect that some company has paid You to
    falsify data and submit this story to slashdot.

    PleaseGodDropAMeteor OnIliadUserfriendlyAndOSDN
    SoTheyCanStopPolluting TheNetAndGetJobsTheyAre
    QualifiedForWelcomeTo McDonaldsWouldYouLikeFries
    WithThat?

  26. What can we do about it? by Cruciform · · Score: 2

    Ignore them...

    There are many other sites out there that have reviewers that are paid to be unbiased. Most aren't of course, but we can feel comfortable in that illusory world as we check up on products on the sites the specialize in them :)

    Seeing as Bezos probably isn't monitoring this thread looking for suggestions, the question of what can be done about it is pretty moot. If you want to eliminate the frauds, get a job at Amazon, claw your way up through the ranks and change policy.

    Good luck! :)

  27. Hmmm... I was always suspicious before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I especially like how she posts multiple reviews for the same item on different days with exactly the same text.

  28. See... by bort27 · · Score: 1

    This is what happens when you pay reviewers by the star.

    Bort.

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  29. Other reviewers by Changer2002 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I remember seeing some news story about this guy who's competing with another lady for the most number of Amazon reviews. He basically sits around and reviews tons of stuff that he has himself, and he does buy a good amount as well. I don't think there was any implication of anyone sponsoring him since all his reviews were fairly random. I think it's basically a case of one of those people who collect things obsessively, in this case it's reviews. In any case I usually do trust reviews from product specific websites (like a digital camera site), not something as varied as Amazon.

  30. Sometimes... by ACK!! · · Score: 2

    Listen I take it all with a grain of salt. Some of the tech book reviews on Amazon are pretty freakin' brutal. I can't believe those guys are getting paid to rip the author's a new a**hole online.

    I usually look to a number of sources when buying actual physical stuff like computer hardware or even kitchen equipment (a geek that like to cook -- stop laughing). Look up reviews on a search engine and compare them with the comments online.

    Take it in as a total picture look at what you need and make your decision.

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  31. 658 reviews? In the same day? by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

    I'd really like to see what Amazon has to say about this. From mishaps like this to the supposed recommendations from this "person" -- I wouldn't be a bit surprised if this is simply another bot generating high ratings for Amazon partners in an attempt to push the ratings up and thus drive up sales.

    Would I buy from them? Nope. I'll stick to visiting my local Barnes and Noble.

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  32. Well duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She uses Windows XP, which has superior multitasking! She now has the ability to open up several Notepad windows at the same time and write many reviews simultaneously!

    Now just wait until they get good pre-emptive multitasking on Windows XP - she'll be reviewing products that havent even been invented yet!

  33. don't believe the hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    really, don't take anything you read as the truth, exercise your own critical faculties and understand that THE MAN is trying to get you to buy his stuff most of these reviews are either made up by internal staff of by staff of the company that made it. always try to check out several reviews of anything you want to buy, (let's face it most stuff we buy we don't actually NEED, do we?)

  34. Read only the negative reviews... by RevDobbs · · Score: 1

    Maybe your best bet is to just read the (intelligent) negative reviews, and see whether the author's arguments make sense. Obviously, comments like "Thi5 b00k sUx()rZ" doesn't do any good, but it's probably better than the glowing "OMG THIS TV REMOTE REVOLUTIONISED MY LIFE!!!"

    1. Re:Read only the negative reviews... by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      This is what I do. Read through the negatives until I think I've got all the weak points, then go to the positives and see if the first 5 are all along the lines of "Why are there so many bad reviews? It only came out yesterday!"

  35. G. Cooke, Advertising Department Nom De Plume? by Cognito · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would not attribute a persons name to a living person with so little evidence. Now off to my date with Betty Crocker...

  36. "Tomshardware" Formula by goldspider · · Score: 1
    Just look at tomshardware.com... the best reviews that money can buy!

    I know it's not exactly the same thing, but it sure takes a hell of a lot less time than actually reviewing hundreds of products.

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  37. And just to think, that person is #8... by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 2

    Just for giggles, I looked to see who's number 1...

    Here's the link... http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/cm/top-review ers-list/-/1/AFVQZQ8PW0L/103-6415275-2411025#AFVQZ Q8PW0L

    I've stopped trusting all online reviews, along time ago...

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    1. Re:And just to think, that person is #8... by Arkham · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Slashdot should make a "public" account with login "Slashdot", and every single Slashdot user should go on and review one item.

      We'd be the number 1 reviewer in no time. The current #1 reviewer has 4052 reviews.

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      - Vincit qui patitur.
    2. Re:And just to think, that person is #8... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Done

      slashdot:slashdot
      email if needed:
      ilovemicrosoft@fake_domain.com
      born 1/1

    3. Re:And just to think, that person is #8... by nolife · · Score: 2

      I know the system is bogus now. I logged in under that account and reviewed a fly trap/lure. Now the Slashdot recomended page suggests this:

      Customers who bought Flowtron FA-5000 Fly Sex Lure also bought:

      Playboy
      Magazine Subscription
      Average Customer Review:
      Our Price: $15.96

      The Bedside Kama Sutra
      by Linda Sonntag
      Average Customer Review:
      Our Price: $13.97

      What the hell do those things have in common with a bug catcher. I appears to me they are using the sex and nothing else to determine what others have bought. I could see if they suggested Off bug spray or something. Based on this alone I would say their what others bought is complete bullshit.

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    4. Re:And just to think, that person is #8... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just went through and rated some...ah.. interesting items. Especially the combination of items.

    5. Re:And just to think, that person is #8... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What the hell do those things have in common with a bug catcher. I appears to me they are using the sex and nothing else to determine what others have bought. I could see if they suggested Off bug spray or something.
      Hm... you mean that people who bought Off bug spray also bought 'Crazy Chicks Getting Off' DVD? Yeah, those perverts would probably also buy Flowtron FA-5000 Fly Sex Lure.
    6. Re:And just to think, that person is #8... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFL. When I logged in, the top recommendation was Yoga for Beginners Kit. Is that a nice way of saying /. people need to learn to chill?

  38. Known, but why isn't anything being done about it? by CKW · · Score: 5, Insightful

    .
    I was once looking through some of my old favorite Sci-Fi books on Amazon, and noticed a few "top 100" reviewer reviews. I noticed that they all had one thing in common. Two paragraphs. The first paragraph was so generic and "ooh ahh neato" that it could have been about anything. The last paragraph looked like it was paraphrased right from the back/inside cover.

    So I went to one of the top 10 reviewers. She claimed to be a librarian who speed reads one book a day, and rewviewed each one. ALL her SciFi book reviews looked just like one another, and all of them had 5 stars out of 5, even some of the worst SciFi I've ever read in my life.

    They don't just need meta-moderation. They need personalized meta-moderation. I want to select the group of people whose reviews I trust, and the people whose reviews of reviewers I trust. Maybe the "tragedy of the commons" is ok for Slashdot, but I'd sure hate to have that affecting the reviews that I see for actual products. I want other people like me to review the products that I buy.

    This problem ranks right up there along with eBay auctions and the fact that they "close" at a given point in time. In the real world, an auction continues as long as people are making bids. eBay should extend an auction by 5 minutes or an hour or a day each time someone bids on an item. That'd get rid of "last minute bid services". (I'd suggest a 5 minute extension - because then there's a natural time for everyone interested in an item to "gather" together and do the final bidding.)
    .

  39. Amazon ratings stink anyway by DrXym · · Score: 2
    Amazon doesn't give a damn about their rating system. They'll happily let idiots give five star ratings to DVDs/books/games etc. that haven't even been released yet! How the hell do they expect people to judge an item when that happens?


    Just as bad, they allow ballot stuffing. Just pick any random L Ron Hubbard book and read the gushing reviews by cult members. You can't write more accurate, derogatory reviews for LRH books because they've flagged the book as controversial or something and toss out new reviews.


    It must be possible to produce a rating system that accurately reflects a books true worth. Perhaps they should model theirs on the IMDB system - your vote only counts so long as you're active. As it stands Amazon ratings are seriously flawed and in a lot of cases aren't worth shit.

    1. Re:Amazon ratings stink anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess who owns IMDB now? LOL!

    2. Re:Amazon ratings stink anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Lots of people have access to DVDs/books/games that haven't been released yet. Should they be forbidden from reviewing because of that?

      Don't claim that disallowing pre-release reviews would stop fake reviews, as clearly it's just as possible to post a fake review post-release as it is beforehand.

    3. Re:Amazon ratings stink anyway by DrXym · · Score: 2
      Lots of people don't have DVDs/books/games before they're released at all. While it is possible someone might pick up an advance copy a couple of weeks before general release, we're talking about reviews appearing for products that are months and months away. Look at any title on pre-order in Amazon and you'll see dickheads giving it five stars when they have no clue what it will be like. I bet within 1 day of Amazon taking orders on the next Harry Potter book, you'll have hundreds of 'reviews' for it.


      Amazon simply shouldn't allow it, or it should mark those reviews in some visible way and wipe them when the thing actually does goes on release. It totally destroys any trust in their review system.

  40. Proof in the pudding. by Bocaj · · Score: 5, Informative

    Forget the star/number/etc. rating and read the reviews. People that have actually used a product will have real comments about the good, bad, and ugly of it. Ignor reviewers that say "Wonder product! I am completely satisfied." or "Waist of money!". They don't tell you anything. Stuff like "The battery door broke after a few days, but the company Fed-Ex'ed me a new one.", or "Works great with Bob's widget.12.tgz drivers!.", give you actual information about what happened when they used the product. Judge for yourself how many stars they're worth.

    1. Re:Proof in the pudding. by beanyk · · Score: 5, Funny
      Ignor reviewers that say "Wonder product! I am completely satisfied." or "Waist of money!". They don't tell you anything.


      Well, they tell you they aren't English teachers.
    2. Re:Proof in the pudding. by pmancini · · Score: 2

      They might be. Perhaps they have 38" of money like I have 38" of waist!

    3. Re:Proof in the pudding. by rdmiller3 · · Score: 2
      Offtopic: The quote is supposed to be:
      "The proof of the pudding is in the eating."
      -Cervantes
      So I guess nobody around here is going to get high marks for literacy, eh?
    4. Re:Proof in the pudding. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Waist of money!"

      Heck, if I read that in a review, I'd buy the product on the spot. All I've got right now is a waist of blubber.

    5. Re:Proof in the pudding. by Kanasta · · Score: 2
      Well, they tell you they aren't English teachers.


      Actually, no it doesn't. And that's the sad thing...

    6. Re:Proof in the pudding. by shario · · Score: 1

      Or the metric equivalent, 150 (euro)cents of money and 150 cents of waist!

  41. Safety in numbers by migstradamus · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I will rarely take the word of any one reviewer, top 10 or not. They often have simple factual mistakes about products. But if you read a dozen or so comments you can usually put together a decent impression and collect useful data. Review spam campaigns like the Rush Limbaugh-led attack on Michael Moore's book are rare.

    I would certainly rather have the reviews than not. I've bought many cool things from Amazon that I never would have considered or even found (music mostly) if not for the reviews and comments.

    Mig

    1. Re:Safety in numbers by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 2

      Review spam campaigns like the Rush Limbaugh-led attack on Michael Moore's book are rare.

      Rush Limbaugh has never led a spam campaign. You may not like him, but there's no point spreading lies.

    2. Re:Safety in numbers by cweber · · Score: 2

      Absolutely! Safety IS in numbers! Look at the big picture, find consensus opinions and interesting REAL datapoints, such as specific likes or dislikes, personal experiences, etc. Read at least 5 reviews if there are this many.

      Me, I count the occasional very negative review as positive because it shows that someone with an axe to grind took the time to let off steam, or whatever. Conversely, the gushing, but vague five star review is worthless because it does not contain any information worth knowing. I do get alarmed if most reviews are lukewarm.

    3. Re:Safety in numbers by Matey-O · · Score: 2

      Looking for home theatre speakers, I notices a LOT of 5/6 and 6/6 ratings for a BUNCH of different brands. What was interesting (on this particular site) was that the number of respondents was listed as well.

      Rather than buyin a 6/6 speaker product with 4 or 8 reviewers, I bought the 6/6 product that had 130 reviewers. 130 people saying it's great pretty much outnumbers a single critic saying it's just okay.

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  42. David Hasselhoff by semicolon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I believe every one of the glowing 449 reviews for the verbal swordsman and musical orgasm that is David Hasselhoff

  43. Competition by TheTick · · Score: 1

    Much like karma (used to be), some people see racking up review counts as a game. There was a story about this sort of behavior on NPR recently, though I can't find a link for it. It was unclear from the story whether or not the reviews were based on any real experience of the product being reviewed.

    I certainly do not depend on user/reader reviews as my sole basis for prejudging an item. Usually I know enough about what I am looking to buy to be able to tell if a reviewer is clueful. If the reviewer seems clueful, I will probably allow the review some weight in my decision. If not, I just throw it out.

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  44. Nope by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2

    www.mtbr.com for instance. (Mountain bikes and parts user reviews)

    Very few reviews are "If *I* bought it, it must be good"
    and conversely
    "I don't want anyone to think I'm a weenie for spending money on crap"

    Add in the flush of newuseritis, and you get overly high ratings across the board.

    Useful info CAN be gleaned from these things though. Look for a consistent small problem in the reviews for a particlar product. If everyone says they don't like one particular aspect of the product, you might not either. Even if they gave it a 5 star rating.

  45. theBubbler.com Review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    theBubbler.com puts out monthly newsletters that a poll the subscribers for their input on the site, as well as posting their comments and reviews and poll results.

    It's pretty effective and the results help the site to constantly grow and develop into an extremely value added, and geography based community site.

    1. Re:theBubbler.com Review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just visited theBubbler.com and I think that site really has something going for itself. It's great for people from Wisconsin, or wanting to visit it and see what it has to offer. It's not a tourist guide, but it does seem very geography oriented. I give it my thubms up.

    2. Re:theBubbler.com Review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      theBubbler.com is a pretty cool site. You can tell they put a lot of time and effort into it to provide an enjoyable web experience. It's got a lot to offer, check it out.

    3. Re:theBubbler.com Review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last time I saw theBubbler.com it looked really cheezy, Pun intended, but it looks like they've revamped the whole site and added a ton of features to it. It's really got something to offer now.

    4. Re:theBubbler.com Review by cyberclopse · · Score: 1

      Just for the heck of it, I visited this site. I'm impressed, it's feature rich and seems to offer a lot to it's users. I even emailed the webmaster and got a prompt reply in which I was informed that they will soon be adding weblogs. This will help it not only be geography based, but also a strong community site.

      Though I think the net is so popular because it doesnt have a sense of geography, and that community based websites like Slashdot.com, and hopefully soon theBubbler.com that really matter.

      Just my 2 cents

    5. Re:theBubbler.com Review by WebForging · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the review of theBubbler.com from me, the owner. Great to hear the Webmaster's on top of correspondence, as usual.

      The one thing missing on the internet is, indeed, a sense of geography. (Hence, the name: theBubbler.com - the name only Wisconsinites use for a drinking fountain).

      The blog feature we have coming is awesome (this from our programming guru, Programmin'Andy):

      I'll sum up a few of the features that make PeopleLog stand out.

      Fully interactive - Most blogs are a monolog. PeopleLog encourages active
      discussion of every update posted to the blog by having a discussion area
      attached to each weblog entry. (most important feature)

      At a glance administration - Franco will have total controll over the blogs from the regular front end interface. The blogger shows all the extra administration functionality to anyone we give the right level of access as long as they are logged in.

      Kid safe (and web safe) - All postings and discussions are filtered for offensive language, malicious code, and formatting requirements.

      XML compliant - All output is 100% XML compliant (XHTML) and uses W3C best practices (CSS for all layout)

      Cross Platform - The blogs work on any platform with a web browser for
      posting, viewing, and administration.

      Upgradeable - PeopleLog databases since 2000 are forward upgradeable to the latest version (before 2000 need a manual upgrade). A project goal is to always keep database upgrade compatability so users are never stranded with
      the version they have.

      Abuse logging - The administrator can see the IP address, host name, and web browser signature of the poster of every blog and follow up message. Any abuse can be easily spotted without having to dig through web server logs.

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  46. Do these (top 10) reviewers benefit? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2
    Do they have a book or something else for *sale*? It would seem to me that they would get some benefit out of reviewing so much, and giving everything high marks.

    Perhaps they are review whores - trying to get their name out there to get a job, get published, or just the little ego boost provided by being famous in a small way.

  47. If you want to see some funny fake Amazon reviews: by twitchkat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Check out Henry Raddick's stuff -- I think the guy's got a dry British sense of humor and he can be really funny:

    Henry Raddick's reviews

    Quick sample:

    Surviving Divorce: A Handbook for Men
    by Gay Search

    A well-written and challenging book which I bought for my Uncle Sandy as he attempts to cope with the aftershock of divorce. Unfortunately he thought the author's name was a coping strategy being suggested and he refused to read it.

    (Five Stars; 38 out of 40 people found useful)

  48. Professional Reviewer by nhavar · · Score: 2

    Could it be that she's a professional reviewer. In this case instead of having her own site like Anandtech or Dansdata or Tom's Hardware she does all her posting at Amazon. Are the ethical issues any different here than they are on the afore mentioned "legitimate" websites? I know that Dansdata just had a post about what the payoff or if there was a payoff for putting up good reviews. Most of his tend to be positive and as he replied any junk that he gets he just doesn't report on it because he'd rather report and test the good stuff.

    I'm sure somewhere in there a reviewer wants to keep from publishing negative stuff also so that new products get sent on a regular basis.

    I'm assuming that somewhere on Amazon there is a feedback mechanism designed to say that "this persons review helped my purchasing" or "this reviewers review was accurate". A feedback mechanism like that can probably be manipulated but it would take some effort.

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  49. "...reviews many books on the same day" by sh00z · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't call this part suspicious at all. Haven't *you* ever done a batch upload? The preponderance of positive reviews is what scares me.

  50. I sent her an email: by Sensitive_Clod · · Score: 1

    grospoin@aol.com Hi G. Cooke- I was wondering if you are a real person? How do review so many products in such little time? Are you paid by any of the companies who's products you review or re-embursed? I find your dedication to amzon.com amzing, truly you are a top consumer. Pat I'll /. know what she says.When she replies.

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    1. Re:I sent her an email: by Sensitive_Clod · · Score: 1

      Damn I hope she doesn't 'review' my spllng!

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  51. +5 Insightful reviews by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 2

    So who really cares about the star system on Amazon? When I shop for books there, I usually actually read the reviews. If it's something like "THIS BOOK WAS GREAT!!!!!!! 10 STARS!!!!!!" I ignore it and move on to the next review. I take in a few positive and a few negative reviews and judge if it would be a book I want. I doubt G. Cooke can give very insightful reviews on books she hasn't read.

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  52. I don't mean for this to sound like a flame, but exactly what do you expect? People are biased. It might be a matter of taste, or a matter of honesty, or a matter of psychology (canonical example of the latter: Mac fans).

    Read a lot of opinions, and ignore the ones that can't give supporting evidence for why their opinion is the way it is. Weigh the evidence, and decide what is important to you.

    The other option is try to find publications that provide relatively unbiased comparisons of similar products. Consumer Reports is a particularly good one, although I don't always agree with how they rank things. But they generally tell you how they came to their conclusions.

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    Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
  53. She appears to be a professional reviewer by cprincipe · · Score: 2, Informative

    A google search turns up several reviews with the Dallas Morning News and the Denton Record-Chronicle. I guess she submits to amazon what her papers won't publish.

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  54. This is why Epinions is cool by GregGardner · · Score: 5, Informative

    From the beginning Epinions.com thought, "That would be great/cheap content to just have people post their opinions about products, but why would you trust random people?" So they baked in a rather complex "web of trust" into their website from Day 1.

    If you see someone whose reviews reflect your own opinions, you can add them to your list of trusted people. Then when you see a list of reviews, your trusted people's reviews are at the top. Furthermore, your trusted people also have people they trust and you are likely to turst those people too, just maybe not quite as much. So your trusted people's trusted people's reviews bubble up near to the top, and so on.

    Also, if you see some reviewer who you think is way off base, you can block them and never see their reviews again. It's a clever scheme, and if you use the site enough, you can tailor it to serve you decent reviews quickly. And it's all based on your opinion of other people's opinions, unlike Amazon which just bubbles up reviews from people who write a lot of reviews. I think quantity of reviews is hardly a good metric to use.

    1. Re:This is why Epinions is cool by timeOday · · Score: 5, Informative

      I like Usenet, because it is an exchange rather than a bunch of stand-alone reviews. Someone can still give bad information, but they tend to get shouted down.

    2. Re:This is why Epinions is cool by GregGardner · · Score: 2

      I didn't know Usenet was still used by anythong other than spammers. Maybe I should check it out again. :-)

      I didn't mention this, but on Epinions, in addition to the web of trust stuff, people can rate the reviews as "very helpful", "helpful", "not helpful", etc. These ratings are supposed to be more objective. You might not agree with the person's opinions, but if they did their homework and wrote a thorough and thoughtful review, you would still rate the review as "helpful". Based on these peer reviewed ratings, the reviews are sorted best first. So this in addition to the web of trust rating sets the ranking of the reviews you see.

      In addition, people can post comments about the review, but those don't affect the rating at all, but allow people to leave informative feedback.

    3. Re:This is why Epinions is cool by aftk2 · · Score: 1

      I don't know...I find it difficult to place much faith in a site that gives the Microsoft XBox Controller five stars.

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    4. Re:This is why Epinions is cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you used it anywhere but in a store? After you've been playing for a long time, having your hands more spread out totally prevents the cramping one gets from smaller controllers.

    5. Re:This is why Epinions is cool by tabdelgawad · · Score: 1

      Actually, Amazon does have a similar meta-moderation scheme: "x of y people found the following review helpful". You can view reviews in order of "most helpful" first if you want.

      I actually find this more useful and less time-consuming than the 'web of trust' thing. YMMV.

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    6. Re:This is why Epinions is cool by timeOday · · Score: 2
      The one word metamoderation system sounds "OK," but I like to see some haggling :)

      Besides mechanism, culture is very important, too. For instance, on palmgear.com, for some reason about 90% of the reviews are very positive, and that's bad.

      Somehow, Usenet conveys that feeling of "they'll never find us here," and there's nobody running the show.

    7. Re:This is why Epinions is cool by YE · · Score: 1

      I like Usenet, because it is an exchange rather than a bunch of stand-alone reviews. Someone can still give bad information, but they tend to get shouted down.

      Actually, on Usenet EVERYONE gets shouted down.

    8. Re:This is why Epinions is cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually, on Usenet EVERYONE gets shouted down.

      SHUT THE FUCK U FUCKING FUK USENET RULEZ

    9. Re:This is why Epinions is cool by Telex4 · · Score: 2

      Don't you think it is slightly worrying that people will be able to filter sites so they only reflect their own views? OK, many "epinions" might only be about the latest consumer products, but it was suggested that Slashdot should do a similar thing with the friend/foe system several times, which would lead to you simply blocking out of your life everything that might challenge and change your opinions.

      You might as well just read the same extremist newspaper your whole life!

    10. Re:This is why Epinions is cool by captaincucumber · · Score: 1

      Much like most of the reviews on Epinions, your review of Epinions is gushing and glowing.

  55. A MINI TREASURE! by Lagged2Death · · Score: 2, Funny

    G. Cooke, TX! Why, just the name is inviting. I've found these reviews to be a mini treasure! After diving in once, you won't be able to resist going back for more. These reviews will make a treasured gift, and keep you on your toes.

  56. in soviet russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  57. Re:Known, but why isn't anything being done about by CKW · · Score: 5, Funny

    eBay should extend an auction by 5 minutes or an hour or a day each time someone bids on an item. That'd get rid of "last minute bid services". (I'd suggest a 5 minute extension - because then there's a natural time for everyone interested in an item to "gather" together and do the final bidding.)

    Shit, I should patent that.
    .

  58. beware of the shill by skt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is nothing new, I tend to take peer reviews in a forum setting with a grain of salt.. it is too easy for a company to post positive information about their products or negative reviews of the competition.

    I still like google to find more professional reviews of computer hardware and consumer electronics like PDAs. I was looking up information on the palm m130 vs. the m515 today, for example, and found google invaluable. After reading about four reviews on different sites, I feel that I have a good understanding of both products. The highest ranked reviews were actually very professional and well written too, something that is harder and harder to find now..

    1. Re:beware of the shill by redtail1 · · Score: 1

      I do believe you've hit upon the ultimate Slashdot comment. "This is nothing new." is appropriate for every past and future Slashdot post. Think of the time we can all now save.

  59. Gail Cooke is from Texas... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    does this leave any question as to where all the ill gotten cash Enron made off of playing the energy markets in California went too?

  60. Selective editing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I submitted a book review on Amazon, only gave 1 star although it explained why (an awful lot of simply bad code etc) - funnily enough it didn't get posted.

    I wonder if CmdrTaco has been moonlioghting for Amazon ?

  61. Astroturfing by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 2
    Wasn't it Sony-Columbia-TriStar that invented a reviewer to say glowing things about its movies? Maybe G. Cooke is something like that, if she's suspiciously high volume and diverse.

    Perhaps a comparison between her reviews, or between hers and Known Good Reviews, is in order.

    OTOH, maybe she's unemployed and has nothing better to do than do Amazon reviews for her entire private library.

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  62. Grain of Salt by Jupiter9 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    After reading through several reviews, you should probably be able to make a fair judgment on weather the reviews are valid or not. If some product gets 658 reviews all in one day, yeah, I'd probably think something's fishy, and not trust its reviews... go to another review site. Are people being payed to write reviews? Who knows, but it's definitely possible. You have to take every thing you read with a grain of salt. The way I do it is read through a collection of reviews and just get a sense of weather they look legitimate or not, then read them through again to get an idea if the product is really what I'm looking for.

    I enjoy reading the reviews of music gear at: www.harmonycentral.com

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  63. It's just token learning and peer approval by goon+america · · Score: 2
    Why do you think people become addicted to Slashdot posting? Because Slashdot (used to) give you arbitrary, token "points" for posting good comments.

    When you give someone a token, meaningless reward like a karma point, people tend to internalize the behavior. Remember Pepsi points or Marlboro miles? People started just wanting the points. Same with Amazon. People who give good reviews are given a rank according to who gets the most "Did you find this review helpful?" clicks.

    Additionally with Slashdot and Amazon, the points/rank are determined by peer review. You get points from other, regular people, because they approve of what you wrote. People *love* peer approval, even if they like to pretend they don't.

    There you go, my psychological review. Engineers really out to read up on their marketing! :)

  64. Sure, why not by mao+che+minh · · Score: 2

    I'll take the comments of anonymous idiots (like me) from around the world into consideration before buying a product. Considering that many people hinge a purchasing decision on just one or two comments from close friends, wouldn't it be wiser to take your friend's comments into consideration and then weigh them against the marketing hype and the legions of anonymous people out there? How many people have tried Linux because of Slashdot? How many people have bought a game because of words said in the Penny Arcade! forum?

  65. "autopr0n's Latest 24 of 1800 Comments" by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Wow, even number :P

    Anyway, I don't think this is any diffrent then someone who's adicted posting stuff on slashdot or any onther posting board.

    IIRC you don't need actualy buy something off amazon to review it, do you? (I know you don't if you just want to rate it). So it's possible she's reviewing stuff she has from other places.

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  66. Believe me since I'm on the net: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    John Dillinger died for YOU!

  67. Reviews as Comedy by khill3210 · · Score: 1
    Henry Raddick has taken the "fake review" to a new art form. He's listed in the top 100 reviewers on Amazon but his reviews are written purely for comic value.

    There's also the excellent collection of dysfunctional Family Circus reviews.

  68. Automatic online recommendation systems by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There was an article on CNet last Friday about automatic recommendation systems. What happens when systems automatically recommend things?

    In a incident that highlights the pitfalls of online recommendation systems, Amazon.com on Friday removed a link to a sex manual that appeared next to a listing for a spiritual guide by well-known Christian televangelist Pat Robertson.

    The two titles were temporarily linked as a result of technology that tracks and displays lists of merchandise perused and purchased by Amazon visitors. Such promotions appear below the main description for products under the title, "Customers who shopped for this item also shopped for these items."

    Basically, the gist of it is that people shopping for the televangellist's spiritual guide, and Amazon's recommendation system suggested that people who bought this also bought another book called The Men's Guide to Anal Sex.

    I'm speculating, but I would guess that such a system could be hacked by ordering both books, and then shortly later cancelling your order. The order cancellation probably does not remove the association of these two items in the recommendation database tables.

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    1. Re:Automatic online recommendation systems by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Actually the phrasing was "People who shopped for ... also shopped for..." which means that someone who had the page for one up and then visited the page for the other book would be logged by Amazon as shopping for the two. It doesn't mean that anyone bought, or attempted to buy, both books.

      Yeah, I'd imagine it's very easy to abuse.

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  69. googlism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    googlism.com has the answer

  70. Actually, they are probably getting paid to post by The+Optimizer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One of the technical book publishers I was talking to recently was telling how they discovered whenever they would release a new title to Amazon (programming or software development usually), that they would immediately get a rash of very bad reviews -- all of which came about the same time from the same IP address which happened to belong to a rival publisher. He told me that now it's almost accepted industry practive to have your employees post bad reviews of your competitors products online.

    Myself, I look for the reviews that are by people who clearly have actually read the book/used the product. There is sort of an art to picking them out.

  71. Reviews of other things, like motherboards by Mhrmnhrm · · Score: 1

    While things like these Amazon "reviews" seem to be a rather blantent, MS "grassroots" style campaign, I'm more interested in how to hold electronics manufacturers and their reviewers accountable. About this time last year, with VIA's KT266A release, all the usual suspects (Tom's Hardware, Anandtech, etc) were cranking out their reviews of the different motherboards. A year later, it seems like many of the "Editor's choice" award winners have turned out to be real dogs, with stability issues, broken drivers, botched BIOS releases, and in one case, a PCI latency problem that leaves 3 slots unusable! Yet these sites never go back and revoke their awards, nor do we ever really get much info on how the testing is done. I've asked both Tom's and Anandtech to publicly post their testing routine, but there has been nothing but silence. While I fully expect mobo makers to send review sites the sweetest of the "cream" samples, it would be nice to know that the testers are doing everything they possibly can to bring these boards to their knees, rather than just running stock settings with no add-in cards.

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  72. Film Studios do it.... by not_a_bot · · Score: 1
    It's possible she's a shill. Film studios use their employees to talk up films on web sites - publishing houses are probably no different. There's an interesting article on it on the Hollywoodbitchslap web site.

    http://www.hollywoodbitchslap.com/hbs.cgi?feature= 621

  73. snopes by scubacuda · · Score: 3, Informative
    Thank God for Snopes!

  74. I write reviews on Amazon by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Interesting
    It's kind of fun, at any rate you can get things off your chest and go on and on about how great, say, Red Mars or Songs of Distance Earth are without boring your friends to death.

    And yes, most of my reviews are positive. Much of this is experience, negative reviews tend to get negative votes very quickly. Also the stuff I love is the stuff I want to write about. Occasionally I'll post a negative review of something I think deserves a health warning, but usually it'll be due to some technical rather than artistic consideration - "historical" CDs that aren't labelled as such, that kind of thing.

    My advice is don't make a decision on the basis of one review. Note the ones that describe what the reviewer loved and see whether or not that would be something that you would love too. I usually put enough in my reviews to ensure that even if I write a rave review, someone who wouldn't like it will learn enough from what I've written to realise they wouldn't like it.

    As for the reviewer that's the topic of this discussion, I have no idea. Why not read the reviews, see if they're actually useful, and if they are, then make the decision on that basis?

    This isn't the kind of thing you have to get off your backside about. You can just talk about it on Slashdot. There's no need to write to your senator or congressman.

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  75. Does anyone else see the irony? by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 2

    Ask Slashdot: Should you trust website customer reveiws?

  76. Henry Raddick Reviews by RaboKrabekian · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lots of good stuff here, just browse through them:

    Henry Raddick's Reviews

    Here's an example, for the book "Surviving Divorce: A Handbook for Men" by Gay Search:

    A well-written and challenging book which I bought for my Uncle Sandy as he attempts to cope with the aftershock of divorce. Unfortunately he thought the author's name was a coping strategy being suggested and he refused to read it.

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    1. Re:Henry Raddick Reviews by vandemar · · Score: 4, Funny
      Henry Raddick's works are an example of reviews as an entertainment media. Every one of his reviews are insidiously funny, yet giving the impression of being informative at the same time. I seriously doubt that he has read any of the books he reviews. Here's another example:

      "The Maltese : Diminutive Aristocrat" by Vicki Abbott, George Gwilliam

      A first rate guide to this extraordinary breed. The book deals with all aspects of ownership and care with admirable thoroughness it even gives tips on how to spot when your dog is liquefying into a pool of itself.

      He's also the same person who wrote the Andrew Lloyd Weber reviews that were taken down by Amazon. Funny stuff.
    2. Re:Henry Raddick Reviews by Mitchell+Mebane · · Score: 3, Funny

      Heh heh...

      For God, Why Did Dad Lose His Job? by Katherine Marko, Kathy Counts (Illustrator)

      A truly wonderful guide which has enabled me to explain my recent sacking for vandalising company property to my children in terms of a minor act of redemption. First rate.

      Hey, at least this guy is imaginative.

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    3. Re:Henry Raddick Reviews by hagis · · Score: 1

      Someone mailed me this link. At first, I didn't find it funny, but after a while I was crying with laughter. I was just about to add the link to this thread before I found this post.

    4. Re:Henry Raddick Reviews by The+Wookie · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just had to add another Raddick review, for the video "Know Your Pug"

      ***** Tremendous February 24, 2002

      An excellent guide which is helping me get to know my pug Grendel, which is not an easy job. My children have taken to attaching surprisingly realistic stick-on ears to his rump and he turned around and bit me recently when I tried to put a piece of cheese rind into what I thought was his mouth.

  77. reviews of books by taxman_10m · · Score: 2
    The reviews of books I generally trust, however not just the average number of stars but rather the particular comments left. You can tell who read the book and who is fooling around. Sure there are people who will write a great review having never read the book, but I think they are also counterbalanced by an equal bunch of people writing a negative review who have never read the book.

    Check out Why the Left Hates America. On the Customer's Recommendation section there is currently a book on Handballing and last week it was Mein Kampf. But after reading the real reviews from people who didn't like the book and then the real reviews from people who did you can get a good understanding of what to expect from the actual book.

  78. About the #1 Reviewer on Amazon. by Ringwraith · · Score: 3, Informative

    I know I have seen one review from the #1 reveiwer -- Harriet Klausner -- and it was awful. It's for the book The Scar by China Mieville, and it's terrible. I think she read the back cover, the first few pages, and a few other reviews to make her own review. She ends the review with this sentence: "Award winning China Mieville (see Perdido Street Station) is bound to more than just receive nominations; she is going to win many trophies for this strong story."

    As most of you know, China Mieville is NOT A SHE. Anyone who actually had the book couldn't miss this fact, since there is a big picture of him on the back flap.

    They do have some moderation, though. When I first saw the review it was one of the featured reviews on the main book page, but now that 12 people have said it was "unhelpful" it has fallen to the third page.

    Anyway, that should tell you something about how good the top reviewers are ...

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  79. Waitaminute, a LIE? On the internet??? by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    Damn!

    I didn't know that you could post lies on the internet! Especially where sales are concerned! Aren't salesmen supposed to be ethical?

    Guess I better cancel my order for penis growth pills, then. And email that nice man from Nigeria that needs my help that I'm no longer available.

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    rediculous.
  80. How I use reviews... by RareHeintz · · Score: 2
    I tend to ignore the positive reviews for any product, on any site, for the very reasons intimated by this story - it's too easy to spoof the system.

    One thing I do, though (and this works especially well with movie reviews), is to look at the negative reviews. If the writer sounds like an intelligent and reasonable person with whom I'd disagree, or sounds like an idiot, I'll consider viewing that movie. A review like this one will almost guarantee that I'll check a movie out:

    THIS MOVIE SUCKED NOBODY TALKED ENGLISH AND I CANT GET THE CLOSE CAPTION ON MY DVD TO WORK THE SEXXX SCEENS DIDNT SHOW ANYTHING THIS WAS A WASTE OF MY TIME!!!!!
    That looks like parody, but it happens on Netflix all the time.

    OK,
    - B

  81. Not Amazon, no by LarsWestergren · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obvious answer - Nope, don't trust Amazon reviews. I'm quite sure if there are too many negative reviews of an item, they remove them. How many items have you found with an average of less than three stars?

    When the "listmania" stuff first came I made a couple of lists one evening when I was bored, one of them was "10 worst films ever", featuring Armageddon, Waterworld, Independence Day and so on. It was quickly removed.

    Still, the filters and the reviewers sometime let through stuff, and people can still take the piss out of some products if they
    are creative...

    "What really makes David Hasselhoff stand apart from his contemporaries is his magnificent voice. Some critics have compared his resounding tenor to that of Mario Lanza or Johnny Hartman, but I would compare it more to a wounded jackal getting whipped by a screaming pornfilm fluffer.

    So enjoy this comprehensive collection of Hasselhoff's greatest. You won't regret a moment of it!"


    Check it out, there are 449 reviews in that style...

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    1. Re:Not Amazon, no by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      OMG, I had to stop reading the reviews -- I started crying I was laughing so hard..

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    2. Re:Not Amazon, no by LarsWestergren · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have a special fondness for review nr 6, Hot Shot City, which is especially good.

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    3. Re:Not Amazon, no by tswinzig · · Score: 3, Funny

      The really strange part is how most of them include some variation on the phrase, "The song 'Hot Shot City' is particularly good."

      WTF is going on!

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    4. Re:Not Amazon, no by shnarez · · Score: 1
      Those reviews are some of the most hilarious stuff I've read!! ROFL!!!!

      Thanks for posting this, it makes the day brighter despite the deadlines.

    5. Re:Not Amazon, no by Reziac · · Score: 2

      But Amazon is motivated to have only GOOD reviews visible -- because good reviews (valid or not) sell product to the masses. Bad reviews (valid or not) are just as believable to the masses, so hurt sales.

      Anyone know for sure if Amazon has paid reviewers?? even if paid by an outside agency so Amazon isn't directly involved?

      (Can you say "conflict of interest"? I knew you could..)

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  82. Mod that up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YOu gotta see what fark hath wrought on Amazon's forums.

  83. She is not alone by porric · · Score: 1

    I started noticing this a while back with regard to Amazon "top reviewers". They tend to write these glowing reviews that read like professional advertisements. This G. Cooke person (if it is only one person) is only one example. If you look at other top reviewers at Amazon I'll wager that you'll find the same phenomenon. It's kind of like a stock brokers who gives everything a "Buy" rating so that you'll invest more. When reading things like product reviews, you need to be aware of ulterior motives, be very skeptical, and use your best judgement.

    1. Re:She is not alone by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      I'd be interested in seeing a writing comparison between this "person" and the other top reviewers. What are the chances that their writing styles aren't identical? Hmm....

      Anyone contact Amazon yet and ask what the dealio is?

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  84. Personal experience by Woogiemonger · · Score: 5, Informative

    I ordered a book from an Amazon "zShop".. these zShops.. aka 3rd party sellers... are rated by customers and given comments. Well, I ordered a used book and apparently somewhere in the text description was "This book is not the one listed!" and it mentioned a different title. I just saw the picture which was the book I wanted, saw the condition as "Like new".. and ordered it. To cut to the chase, after I got the wrong book, I demanded they refund shipping as well as the price of the book. They refused. I gave them a horrible review on Amazon. Amazon only shows the 10 most recent reviews on the individual "zShop page" unless you "click for more reviews"... Mind you, for this particular zShop.. lastpagebooks specifically, the last review on them was quite some time ago. The next day, I see my review is suddenly #30 or so, with a bunch of one line "This store is great! A++++++++!" comments, 5 stars for each. And my comment is suddenly lost in obscurity. Apparently Amazon has no problem with this, or at the very least, no solution.

    1. Re:Personal experience by Tony-A · · Score: 2

      a bunch of one line "This store is great! A++++++++!" comments, 5 stars for each. And my comment is suddenly lost in obscurity.
      If I saw that, I'd wonder just what it was they were trying to hide. This would actually give very strong credence to your "horrible review". Looks like you touched a nerve.

  85. people trying for the most reviews by jejones · · Score: 2

    There was a segment on public radio (I don't remember which show, alas) a month or so ago about a guy who's trying to get the most reviews on amazon.com, and a woman who currently has the most reviews. I don't recall any implication that they're doing anything other than just trying to get the dubious honor of having the most reviews.

  86. So, she's an out-of-work Publicist! by sampson7 · · Score: 1

    Is it really so surprising? She has no job. She has no life. She sits and reads and buys useless items. She then writes about them. On a more serious note -- is there anyone out these hawking some prodect or other that wouldn't hire this lady to write for them? She is a great advertising copy editor. Where better to hone her skills than by making postings praising products?

  87. Wanted: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Free site to download plumper mpegs.

    The only one I know of is this.

    Please post others!!!

  88. Solution to overly glowing reviews/ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just put a little number next to each reviewers name what their average review is. If it's a 5, we'll know they're paid to have no sense of taste or discrimination (not of the Trent Lott variety, but rather seeing things as different).

    1. Re:Solution to overly glowing reviews/ads by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Just put a little number next to each reviewers name what their average review is. If it's a 5, we'll know they're paid to have no sense of taste or discrimination (not of the Trent Lott variety, but rather seeing things as different).
      That would work if people were forced to review things. In practice, people often sticking to reviewing the things they like. Which is partially why Amazon's review system exists at all, I doubt they'd be keen on it if they expected the review system to be largely used by complainers.
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  89. Re:Known, but why isn't anything being done about by Stroman+Rebar · · Score: 1

    Sorry, UBid probably beat you to it. Of course on UBid you can pretty much count on EVERY big auction running over for and hour or two. Though I have gotten burned a time or two for acting on that assumption. Of course I have been burned by snipers on Ebay a lot more. Orders of magnitute more in fact... Damn Ebay.

  90. And a bit of additional searching... by Pedrito · · Score: 2

    shows that Gail Cooke is likely the same Gail Cooke that writes book reviews for Dallas-Fort Worth, TX papers. Possibly not, but my guess is she's one in the same.

  91. some aren't paid by spazoid12 · · Score: 1

    i suspect some might be bored Perl scripters testing out their cute scripts that screw with reviews. Kinda like the ones we used to write to screw with CNN polls and stuff like that.

  92. Corporate plants by fleener · · Score: 2

    Consumer opinion sites are worthless, in my opinion.

    Rely on community-oriented forums where you know the people you're talking to. It's not foolproof though because, in my opinion, some corporations have staff who do nothing but post in forums as if they're consumers like you and me. In the end I fall back on independent review organizations like Consumers Union and sole operators of web sites that have an established, widespread following (for example, dpreview.com for digital cameras).

  93. Possible reason for same day reviews by niola · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not to criticize or defend this review system, I think I have come up with what could be a reasonable explanation for many of the reviews being on the same day - a batch queue. Amazon does not allow you to post reviews in realtime. You post a review, and they review the review, and then post it. The way I imagine it would work is that someone reads through hundreds and hundreds of reviews in a month and then clicks on a button to force them live from a queue. One reason I know they do in fact review the reviews is that sometimes you will see somewhere where someone posts a price or a URL in the review, but Amazon brackets it out like [removed] or something like that.

    --Jon

  94. Some of Amazons tope reviewers are very helpful :) by u02sgb · · Score: 1
    Take Henry Raddick for example. Read a few of the reviews, it's the funniest thing I'd read in ages.

    Henry Raddick

  95. Negative Reviews by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

    Shoot, I only read the negative reviews anyway. Positive reviews only tell what people liked about it. Negative ones tell what people didn't like. Since there are normally a very small fraction of negative reviews, I can read through them and find out if someone is having a problem with something I want to do/read/learn.

    Of course, then I'll go back to O'Reilly and buy their book anyway.

    [John]

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  96. Best reviews... by Mantrid · · Score: 2

    If you're trying to make a purchase decision the best thing to do is to go for volume a lot of times. Open up google, do some searches, get lots of information from lots of different places. Often you will want to throw out the most extreme positives and negatives as well.

    But the best thing to do is to gather as much info as possible from as wide a range of sources as possible!

  97. no.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he just "found" it. :/

  98. She has a copier technician on hand! by NigelJohnstone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Read this review when she slags off a brand of laser paper (no kidding) and happened to have a technician on hand when 2 pages go through at once.

    So she works in an office, but she uses Amazon bought copier paper (which she herself buys - so she knows that type it is).

    How many offices do you know that are big enough to have laser repair technicians in, but small enough that the person buys their own copier paper.

    Also how many companies do you know buy their office supplies from Amazon?

    "1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
    THE PAPER CHASE November 13, 2002
    This was my first purchase of this brand of copy paper and, sorry to say, it was disappointing.

    With the first use two sheets of paper came out of my printer - one blank, and the other with the proper printing. Of course, I initially thought something had gone wrong with my printer. When a technician happened by I asked him to check it, and he assured me it was functioning properly.

    Out of curiosity one day I loaded the printer with another brand of copy paper and presto! - No more double sheets.

    I really don't know what the problem was - perhaps the copy paper is too thin and the printer "grabs" two or perhaps there is some sort of treatment on the paper that caused it to stick together. "

  99. PS by GregGardner · · Score: 2

    A point I forgot to mention is this: I like the "Web of Trust" because it closely mirrors what we do in everyday life. You probably have a friend whose taste in movies is pretty close to yours. When he says a new movie is good, you trust him, and you go see it. Then you probably have another friend who has terrible taste in movies and when he sees a movie and tells you that it's great and you should go see it, you just filter him out completely.

  100. Sorta... by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

    Not any more than I trust an "unbiased" view on Microsoft posted on /.

  101. Amazon's indifference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    While I think that the Amazon review system provides a very good resource, on average, I've also noticed some problems. I saw one review of a book in which the reviewer said that he had NOT read the book, but was eager to. I complained to Amazon that this review clearly should be deleted, and they refused and replied with corporate mumbling.

    Of course, since this is being posted on /., you, dear reader, have to decide for yourself if it's true or just a very subtle example of Amazon bashing over the one-click patent thing...

  102. I trust negative reviews much more by j_dot_bomb · · Score: 1

    A negative review is more likely to be a real review

  103. And how much did Epinions pay you to write this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or in other words, "How's the whoring, whore?"

  104. Gail Cooke's reviews. by markv242 · · Score: 5, Informative
    She gives five stars to a men's electric razor on October 14.
    She gives five stars to _another_ men's electric razor on November 26.

    She gives five stars to an iron on October 1.
    She gives five stars to _another_ iron on November 23.

    She gives five stars to a cordless vaccuum on August 11.
    She gives five stars to _another_ cordless vaccuum on September 7.

    She gives five stars to a regular vaccuum on August 6.
    She gives five stars to _another_ regular vaccuum on October 13.

    Come to your own conclusions. My feeling is that she is either:

    A: a professional product reviewer, in which case Amazon should include a disclaimer that she is being paid for her reviews,

    B: a compulsive liar / attention-seeker,

    C: a collection of reviewers all publishing under one pseudonym, in which case Amazon should include a disclaimer that she is not a real person.

    D: the marketing department for Amazon / Target, in which case Amazon should include a disclaimer that she is being paid and is not a real person.

    1. Re:Gail Cooke's reviews. by markv242 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      An even more egregious mistake:

      She gives five stars to a can opener on August 1st.
      She gives five stars to _another_ can opener on the very next day, August 2nd.

    2. Re:Gail Cooke's reviews. by TheMooX · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the first one broke after she had written the review... What's the process for editing a product rating on Amazon? lol

    3. Re:Gail Cooke's reviews. by leastsquares · · Score: 2

      She gives five stars to a men's electric razor on October 14.
      She gives five stars to _another_ men's electric razor on November 26.


      Prehaps she should wait a while between trying a product for the first time and reviewing it. If my razor needed replacing after just 5 weeks, I certianly wouldn't want to give it 5 stars. ;-)

    4. Re:Gail Cooke's reviews. by ec_hack · · Score: 1
      Come to your own conclusions. My feeling is that she is either:

      A: a professional product reviewer, in which case Amazon should include a disclaimer that she is being paid for her reviews,

      B: a compulsive liar / attention-seeker,

      C: a collection of reviewers all publishing under one pseudonym, in which case Amazon should include a disclaimer that she is not a real person.

      D: the marketing department for Amazon / Target, in which case Amazon should include a disclaimer that she is being paid and is not a real person.

      A quick Google search indicates that there is a Gail Cooke that lives in the Dallas/Fort Worth area according to some news-type stories. She also pops up as a reviewer in a few "community" papers, the kind that are delivered weekly or so for free. She also has had reviews in the Dallas Morning News. My conclusion is A - sort of.

      It is entirely possible that she is on the "reviewer's list" for a number of major publishers, and therefore gets review copies of new releases sent automatically. So, to keep the books coming, she writes reviews and shotguns them to newspapers and then to Amazon and B&N. She may have been canny enough to leverage her Amazon ranking to get on comparable lists for consumer goods also. I'd guess she isn't paid directly, but may make a nice sum by disposing of the reviewed goods. (The gcooke on eBay seems to be a male in TN, however.)

      The book industry seems to not care if negative reviews are published about their products, so a bad review won't get you dumped from the comp list. This may be due to the fact that it is not hard to fill up the book review space in a periodical with only "good" reviews, with only "must review" blockbuster books getting the negative ones. With 100k+ books a year being published, an editor can simple choose this as a policy. At least this is what an editor at a major daily paper told me.

      The film business is another matter. There are a group of reviewers for obscure media outlets (North Zulch Review Gazette, KSLASHDOT-TV in Core Dump, etc.) that can be counted on to almost always give a review that contains one phrase of praise that can be quoted in print ads. They can get incredible junket treatment in return - first class airfare to premieres/previews, great food, etc.

    5. Re:Gail Cooke's reviews. by moncyb · · Score: 2

      She gives five stars to a men's electric razor on October 14.
      She gives five stars to _another_ men's electric razor on November 26.

      I had a girlfriend like this once. Razors kept breaking. She just gave up and grew a beard. She never lived down the Sasquatch nickname, but kissing her tickled. ;-)

    6. Re: Gail Cooke's reviews. by ThunderMonkey · · Score: 1

      "About the only thing this Eureka doesn't do is make our morning coffee." - Gail Cooke They've got 3 coffee makers for that.

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      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean you're not under surveilance.
    7. Re:Gail Cooke's reviews. by ThunderMonkey · · Score: 1

      I skimmed the reviews, and I estimate that she's reviewed about 400 books. She gave 396 of them 5 stars.
      The others got 4 stars.
      That's 1996 out of a possible 2000 stars.

      I think I'll email my comment to her so she can boost my ego.

      --
      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean you're not under surveilance.
  105. mod parent up by mao+che+minh · · Score: 2
    This guys stuff is great!

    The 5 Reasons Why We Overeat: How to Develop a Long-Term Weight-Control Plan That's Right for You by Cynthia G. Last

    Last's superb guide enables the reader to identify which "eating profile" they fall into, and thereby select the weight-loss strategy appropriate to them. With my wife, who really let herself go quite some time ago, "Remorseless Grazer" covers most of the angles - and to know this is to be prepared. I found it easy to read and well thought out, and we certainly need it after Marjorie ballooned massively over our two week Second Honeymoon.

    1. Re:mod parent up by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      Krups 215-17 Citizen Home Shoeshine Kit Krups

      An excellent kit for keeping those shoes nicely buffed. I also found an additional useful feature when I accidentally dropped a coin next to my home shoeshine kit and it told me that word on the street was the Gambinis had been taking heat from the DA's office on account of that business with Frankie the Snake.


      Hilarious.
  106. Most People Have Binary Minds. by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When Ever asking people for an opinion about someting most people seem to have a very static 2 sided view on things thus 5 Stars and 1 Stars.
    Lets use Slashdot as an example.
    What ever Microsoft Does 1 star.
    What ever Linux Does 5 Stars.
    (They both did the same thing)

    Marketing 1 Star.
    Getting a Job 5 Stars.

    Apple 2.5 Stars.
    Half of the people are 5 Stars
    The other Half of the people are 1 star.

    And even look at moderation How many moderations do you see as 5 and -1 (1 and 2 happen without moderation) but there is usually only a little bit or 3s and 4s.

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    If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    1. Re:Most People Have Binary Minds. by CrosseyedPainless · · Score: 2

      Amusingly enough, your post was rated at 3 when I saw it!

    2. Re:Most People Have Binary Minds. by puppetman · · Score: 2

      "Apple 2.5 Stars.
      Half of the people are 5 Stars
      The other Half of the people are 1 star."


      That would be 3 stars then. (5+1)/2 = 3, not 2.5.

      Your math skills: 1 star :)

      Puppetman.

    3. Re:Most People Have Binary Minds. by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 1

      You're exactly right. It is, as you say, very odd that there are so many 5 posts on Slashdot. You'd think once it got up to 3 or 4, people wouldn't continue to throw points at it unless it was really great, but soon enough, someone does it anyway.

      Another good example of this phenomenon can be seen at The Daily Victim. The ratings for the daily comic usually include a healthy dose of 10's, some more normal ratings, and, even on some of the really funny ones, a whole boatload of 1's.

      It's up to you to decide whether that's because of the binary mind thing you suggested, or because the Daily Victim is frequented by a lot of stupid kids, of course.

    4. Re:Most People Have Binary Minds. by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      And even look at moderation How many moderations do you see as 5 and -1 (1 and 2 happen without moderation) but there is usually only a little bit or 3s and 4s.

      That's simply because there's a heck of a lot more than five people with moderator power on Slashdot, and all an individual moderator can do is give a post a +1, 0 or -1, and the posts max at 5 and min at -1. The story would be very different if the moderation worked like it did for Amazon, where the rank is the AVERAGE of everyone's rank rather than the SUM of bonuses and penalties that hit a ceiling very quickly.

      A moderation of 3 or 4 on slashdot does not mean most people thought the post was slightly good. It means most people didn't bother giving it a rating and just a few people decided to call it good.

      Slashdot moderation doesn't have a way to specify the *strength* of a moderator's opinion like Amazon does.
      --

      Don't label something "offtopic" unless you know the topic well enough to tell what's on topic.

    5. Re:Most People Have Binary Minds. by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      For small values of 1. Sorry.

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      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    6. Re:Most People Have Binary Minds. by iCEBaLM · · Score: 2

      For small values of 1. Sorry.

      Yes, math skills = bad. You mean LARGE values of 1 or SMALL values of 5 which would weigh the numbers toward 1.....

      -- iCEBaLM

    7. Re:Most People Have Binary Minds. by RealAlaskan · · Score: 2
      Lets use Slashdot as an example. What ever Microsoft Does 1 star. What ever Linux Does 5 Stars. (They both did the same thing)

      I'm sure you also react very differently to the same action, when it's done by different people. For example, imagine that you're in a bar, and your girlfriend grabs your crotch. Now imagine that some strange guy in a bar grabs it the same way. Different reaction yet?

      My point is that there is nothing strange or inconsistant in the behavior you are highlighting. Who did it DOES matter, and sometimes it SHOULD affect our reaction.

  107. Funny you bring this up... by billybob · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was just doing some christmas shopping yesterday on Amazon, and it was also the first time I've ever actually bought something on Amazon. (I know, where have I been??).

    I was reading a bunch of the customer reviews, and noticed how a lot of the "featured" ones also had the "Top 500 Reviewer", "Top 10 Reviewer" (etc) graphics next to their review. So then I went to all of these people's review pages and noticed how all of these "Top" reviewers reviews were totally skewed towards the positive. 9/10 are 5 stars, with an occasional 4 star. And Gail Cooke was one of the ones that stood out.

    Before I commited to anything, I went to epinions first to read some "real" reviews. Most of the reviews on amazon are just garbage.

    Pointless post, I know, just weird that I was going through the exact same thing last night. :)

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    Joseph?
  108. Um, no... by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    She has 658 reviews in total. In some cases, she's done more then one per day, just like you have 217 comments posted on /., sometimes posting several per day.

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    1. Re:Um, no... by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      Ah, I didn't actually *look* at her number of reviews.

      Yes, I'm guilty of not RTFA.

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  109. Four stars or lower by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The five star reviews are usually just product plugs put there by someone with a vested interest. I always read the reviews with fewer than five stars...if a review doesn't list at least one drawback, then I don't give it any consideration.

    Its usually the downsides that interest me anyway, the upsides were already listed in the product description.

  110. Interview G. Cooke on Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe we can get ahold of her and she can answer your questions herself...

    Slashdot interview: A professional web reviewer.

  111. maybe she's just perky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe she's just very perky, angelic person, who gives of herself and does well by the world.

    I realize that may be a mindblowing concept for some Slashdotters, but come on, admit the possibility.

  112. Re:If you want to see some funny fake Amazon revie by hero · · Score: 1

    Haha.. awesome find man, thanks. This will give me hours of reading pleasure. All he does is complain about his dogs and his entire family, including his kids and especially is apparently very obese wife.

    I liked this one:

    How to Write Your Own Life Story: A Step by Step Guide for the Non-Professional Writer by Lois Daniel

    Life dealt my wife Marjorie a poor hand to begin with, and not much came up on the flop; but thanks to this fantastic guide she is planning on penning a genuinely moving and heartwarming account of triumph over adversity. Or revelling in her own victimhood. It depends on your perspective.


    -hero.

  113. I write some reviews by OS24Ever · · Score: 2

    I write reviews occasionally on products I get off of Amazon.com or other sites. usually though only when I really hate a product.

    There is some form of meta-moderation, You can click the 'is this review helpful' link and say whether you liked it or not. The 'power reviewers' I tend to ignore and mark 'didn't help' because all they do is continue to try to get you to buy the product, at least on Amazon.com

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    As a rock-in-roll Physicist once said, No matter where you go, there you are.

  114. Read the negative ones first by LaissezFaire · · Score: 1

    Let's face it -- grade inflation exists lots of places. Read the negative reviews first. In general you'll find that one company / group won't go out of their way to try and tank another company (any press is good press), so these are more likely to be genuine.

  115. Re:Known, but why isn't anything being done about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice baseless accusations. I did some research and it's clear that you're talking out your ass.

  116. The Top 100 reviewers title is the problem by swb · · Score: 2

    The problem is the Top100 reviewers program. It's yet another idiotic and worthless online badge of honor that because you can get it some people will try.

    If they eliminated the program and there was no way to be a Top100 reviewer, these people would go find something else to do.

    Just imagine if Slashdot had a "Top100 posters" category...

    1. Re:The Top 100 reviewers title is the problem by wdpeck · · Score: 1

      No, it isn't.

      There are certainly people who "covet" the little "Top 100 Reviewer" logo by their name, but I honestly believe that many (if not most) of the "top" reviewers do it because they like to write reviews and help other people make more informed choices.

      Actually, I'm a "Top 100 Reviewer" (currently #97, used to be #37 but don't write reviews prolifically enough). I wrote reviews before there *was* a "Top XXX Reviewer" program, and I would continue to write reviews if Amazon discontinued the program tomorrow. It's nice to be recognized by people who feel your reviews have helped them, and that's all the "Top Reviewer" logo indicates. If anyone remembers back far enough, every reviewer used to have a little .gif next to their name, with the number of gold bands on it indicating how many "helpful" votes you had received. I wouldn't mind going back to that system, personally.

      As for being "paid" by Amazon, the best (and only) thing I've ever gotten for being a reviewer was an "Amazon Top Reviewer" baseball cap about three years ago -- which I never wear.

    2. Re:The Top 100 reviewers title is the problem by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      The problem is the Top100 reviewers program. It's yet another idiotic and worthless online badge of honor that because you can get it some people will try.

      If they eliminated the program and there was no way to be a Top100 reviewer, these people would go find something else to do.

      Look at what happenned when Karma reporting went from quantitatively to qualitatively.
  117. Wish List by kninja · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one that noticed that her Wishlist is empty? Maybe she has a Fairy Godmother in the Amazon... ... OK, not funny. Most people that have a materialism craze like this (assuming she buys this stuff) would have a huge wishlist. I think it's likely that she gets some form of kickback from Amazon.

    Another thing that makes me suspicious is the Coffee table book reviews. If she loves to read, she would probably get novels as opposed to books about Venice. Who knows. That just didn't click with me.

  118. Amazon Employees write reviews by MrCaseyB · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If anyone read the book "21 Dog Years, Doing Time @ Amazon.com"
    Mike Daisey discusses how he was a customer service call center lacky but also reviewed childrens toys for the site. He did this from home on his own time, The funny thing was he would fall far behind his reviews and have closets full of unreviewed Fisher Price and Playskool toys laying about the house.

    Good thing a fat guy with no children who's never been a parent was reviewing childrens toys.

    1. Re:Amazon Employees write reviews by geekoid · · Score: 2

      I agree that someone who has experience raising children should be crucial in reviewing childrens toys.
      In what way is it important that he is fat?
      Are you saying that fat people can't have kids?
      Are you saying that fat people shouldn't do reviews?
      Are you saying that fat people just can't do childrens reviews?
      Or are you spouting a negative opinion on someone just because they are fat?

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    2. Re:Amazon Employees write reviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good thing a fat guy with no children who's never been a parent was reviewing childrens toys.

      Maybe the fat keeps him warm over the winter?

    3. Re:Amazon Employees write reviews by BollocksToThis · · Score: 1

      ... guy with no children who's never been a parent

      Hmmm... there might be some sort of correlation here! Someone call a scientist, let's do a study.

      --
      This sig is part of your complete breakfast.
    4. Re:Amazon Employees write reviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fat people are smelly and ugly! Deal with it!

  119. Don't read 5 star reviews by cyranoVR · · Score: 1

    I only read the 1 star reviews on Amazon...if those are well written and make sense, then I take a harder look at the item.

    5-star reviews? Meh. I used to work at a publisher that regularly had employees post 5-star review BS on amazon all the time. We used to have review "wars" with rival publishers. Sometimes a book of ours would have 5-10 reviews only by us and our rival. It was a little absurd. I pretty much assume that any overly positive review is planted (fake reviewers take notice: offer some honest criticisms of your product if you want better results).

    BTW - Newt Gingrich is a frequent reviewer on Amazon. I wonder how many cyber-radicals have gone around clicking "not helpful" under each of his reviews. Just a thought.

  120. Cooke should be on Slashdot by nurac · · Score: 1

    Many of the remarks about G.Cooke seem to consider her a boring person with no life and nothing better to do other than to comment on other people and their products.
    Anyone else find that surprising, coming from slashdotters...?
    I say send her an invitation and a nickname.

    1. Re:Cooke should be on Slashdot by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 2

      Or better yet, let's give Gail Cooke an interview on Slashdot. Top moderated questions, etc etc. Should make for some interesting reading and prove whether or not she's a real individual vs a marketing group or if she's paid for positive reviews, etc.

  121. Trusted Sources by ThingOne · · Score: 1

    For honest reviews check out Consumer Reports. They don't review everything but I believe the can give you the most honest reviews of products.

  122. really rough stats.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this reviewer probably has spent well over 14,000 US dollars on the products she has reviewed. That was a 10% sampling of her purchases x 10 ~ 50% had no price, so she has probably spent around 28,000 US, on cat stands, neon cat signs, pots, pans, mittens, $40 lotions and a whole shitload of books. I am guessing she reads a thousand pages a day when she is not trying out such products as MEN'S SHAVERS, which she rated quite well, even referencing the new bond flic in the review.

    1. Re:really rough stats.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gimme a break. They've been referencing the Bond flick for the shavers even in Wal-Mart ads. I think that proves that she's a shill.

  123. Maybe she's a LIBRARIAN by NigelJohnstone · · Score: 1

    Look here: Page by Page (her knickname) yields this:
    National Library of Canada.

    http://www.nlc-bnc.ca/pagebypage/

    That would explain the laser paper review.

  124. Common Point of Reference by MajorBlunder · · Score: 1

    I generally judge a reviewer's validity by compairing thier reviews to a known quantity (so to speak). I try to see if a reviewer has reviewed another product (book, movie, gadget) that I have also used or am familiar with. I then try to compare thier reaction with my own, and use that as a gauge of thier review of something with which I'm unfamilliar. It also helps if the review which I'm using as my point of reference is in the same category/genre as the product I'm investigating. If there is no common point of reference, then I will either ignore the review, or see if the product has numerous reviews, then it helps to find the genereal consensus.

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    "I'm making perfect sense, you're just not keeping up."

  125. Review of 'The story about Ping' very informative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There appears to be a childrens book about ping, our favorite network utility. Very interesting since it was written in 1933.

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/06 70 672238/qid=1039722288/sr=2-2/002-0502670-0308821?v =glance&s=books

  126. Obligatory Simpsons Reference... by bje2 · · Score: 2

    It's kinda like that episode of the Simpsons where Homer gets the job writing as restaraunt reviewer for the Springfield Shopper...problem is, he likes food so much, he gives everything a 5 star review...so, everyone buys the product (or Homer's case, goes to the restaraunt) and gets fat...eventually he starts to only give bad reviews, and the restaraunt owners gang up and attempt to kill Homer with a lethal eclair...you listening Gail???

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    "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true." - Homer Simpson
    1. Re:Obligatory Simpsons Reference... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no such thing as an obligatory SIMPSons reference.

    2. Re:Obligatory Simpsons Reference... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      9 stars? what the hell is that?

      The only review you gave was for a piece of pizza you found under your couch!

    3. Re:Obligatory Simpsons Reference... by jra101 · · Score: 1

      9 Thumbs up? What the hell is that!?

      --
      I write code.
    4. Re:Obligatory Simpsons Reference... by Myxorg · · Score: 2, Funny

      This gets my worst review ever, seven thumbs up.

  127. Reviews are relative by Andy+Muldowney · · Score: 1

    I think reviews on any website are generally biased. The large majority of users who purchase an item don't have the comparable products to rate it against. Especially for more expensive items, like digital cameras for instance. Of course if you've only had one digital camera ever, the one you have is going to be the best you've ever used (even if you hate it).

    Your knowledge on any given product is directly related to the amount of experience you have with all of it's competitive products. Many people just rate something 5 stars because relatively speaking, it is the best they've ever used due to a simple lack of exposure. Through the use of that one product, of course you'll become accustomed to at feel most at home with it's features or content and rate it accordingly.

    I think truly useful reviews are those either from users which can truly lay out the positives and negatives of the product in question, or those that offer a direct comparison to a similar product in an unbiased form. It's like someone who goes from a moped to a Kia...that's a huge jump. He gives the Kia 5 stars. Then you get the guy who normally drives a Ferrari who simply cringes at the thought of a Kia and gives it 0 stars. Reviews are highly relative.

  128. Amazon's #1 Reviewer by John+Harrison · · Score: 3, Interesting

    can be found here. As you can see, Harriet Klausner has reviewed over 4,000 items, which seem to be mostly books. I challenge you to find a book that she didn't like! Four stars is the lowest score that she has ever given as far as I can tell. She must be on vacation or something because she has only posted two reviews this month. Also, notice that her reviews are all three paragraphs long and the second paragraph tends to start with the word "However". Maybe she is just a book reviewing bot. She certainly doesn't write interesting reviews.

    1. Re:Amazon's #1 Reviewer by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1

      Before I pick up a book I have a good idea whether I'll like it or not. I can't think of a book I finished I didn't like...there was one by Niven that wasn't very good (Saturn's Race) but I got through it. Maybe she is good judging books before she reads them.

  129. Re:And how much did Epinions pay you to write this by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 2

    You speak though you know so little.

    I trust reviews found at epinions more than those found at Amazon. Epinions allows users to moderate comments and they have built a community. I've posted a few reviews and made a few bucks myself. I've also rated a lot of reviews (there is no limit to the number of reviews a member can rate, unlike slashdot) and I've seen the good reviews rise to the top. Bad reviews and plagarists (more than 1 illiterate has tried to pass a review from another site as their own) fall off the radar.

    Until you know what you're talking about (which is why you're AC I guess) go post some Soviet Russia jokes.

  130. That's why I only look at the negative reviews by un_eternal · · Score: 1

    On Amazon or any similiar type of site I only read the negative reviews. When I read a book review on slashdot I read the intro, skip to the what's bad, then read what's good.

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  131. Here's the Best Reviewer on Amazon! by Jboy_24 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/cm/member-rev iews/-/AA9IP6AYACFK5/102-2168050-5628139

    Henry Raddicks reviews need to be read in full to get some of the jokes he mentions. He has a whole cast of characters (homophobic uncle, poor dog he's always trying some crazy theory on) that he references in many of his reviews..

    Examples...

    Handbook of Meat Product Technology
    An admirably thorough guide to the tools of the production-line meat processing trade. The superb colour photographs particularly made it a perfect gift for my 15 year old daughter who is showing alarming signs of not becoming vegetarian.

    God, Why Did Dad Lose His Job?

    A truly wonderful guide which has enabled me to explain my recent sacking for vandalising company property to my children in terms of a minor act of redemption. First rate.

  132. Some overlapping reviews by chriso11 · · Score: 2

    I found it quite interesting that she reviewed men's electric shavers. She reviewed the Remington R-9100 for her husband on 10-14-02, then she reviewed the Norelco 8894xl on 11-26-02, both had 5 stars. Maybe the second was for her boyfriend?

    She also reviewed A T-Fal 18301 iron (again, 5stars), and also a Bosch tpa1503uc, with, no surprise, 5 stars...

    Hmmmmm....

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    1. Re:Some overlapping reviews by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      I found it quite interesting that she reviewed men's electric shavers. She reviewed the Remington R-9100 for her husband on 10-14-02, then she reviewed the Norelco 8894xl on 11-26-02, both had 5 stars. Maybe the second was for her boyfriend?
      Could be for her snatch. Pubic hair will jam a lady razor real quick, so she may use a man's razor to do the job.

      But, again, the best way to remove pubic hair is to use an epilating machine; it gives a real smoooth result that won't grow back for weeks.

  133. Some of the problems with Amazon's reviews by joeflies · · Score: 2
    1) You DON'T have to even have bought the product from Amazon to review it. There's no proof the owner's even seen the product, or just reguritating something that their' freind's friend said about it.

    2) There's some prestige attached to getting people who say that your review helped their purchase, because your ranking goes up. Yeah it's only a ranking among other reviewers, but I do know people who review constantly so that they can say their amazon ranking is higher than yours.

    The same could be said about /. as some have to post for a while to get moderator status, but those that make it must at least demonstrate writing something worthy of posting among peers before being given rights to moderate.

  134. Get your quote right by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 2

    The correct quote is: "If it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck then its probably a duck." I used to use "If it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, ... then it would probably taste good with an orange sauce." as my sig.

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    1. Re:Get your quote right by lindsayt · · Score: 1

      The correct quote is "If it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck then it's probably a duck."

      it's = it is
      its = possessive form of the word it

      People shouldn't correct others unless they're sure their own post is correct...

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  135. The Truth Is Out There! by airrage · · Score: 5, Funny

    Okay, running Gail Cooke through an Anagram Generator, I get 'A GECKO OIL'. As we all know a gecko is a type of reptile, or should I say snake? We all know that selling 'Snake Oil' conjures up a marketing scam. So, Gail Cooke = Snake Oil.

    Thank you. Is there like a prize or something for like the best post ever? I now kneel as you bestow thy Karma upon thee.

    --
    "This isn't a study in computer science, its a study in human behavior"
    1. Re:The Truth Is Out There! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I now kneel as you bestow thy Karma upon thee.

      You're going to kneel while I give myself Karma?

      Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

  136. You already know what to do by dlh · · Score: 1

    And in fact you have done it, and told us about it. You checked into the reviewers background. You found information that leads you to decide not to trust her. End of story.

  137. Never take just one review... by Boss,+Pointy+Haired · · Score: 2

    Take an average.

    If you're planning on a purchase and not sure exactly which manufacturer/model to buy, half an hour in Google Groups should make up your mind.

    Search on the product you're interested by date, and read what people are saying. Sure, you will get the odd one or two who have had nothing but trouble, but see how it works out on average.

    Google Groups is especially good for getting the low down computer / electrical consumer goods.

  138. Reviews by NetGyver · · Score: 2

    I usually look for the negitive reviews myself. Those can say alot about an item, especially if there is a particular problem that keeps getting posted throughout the comments.

    I wouldn't put it past Amazon to pay people or have in-house staff write-up 5 star reviews. Then, have people follow up behind and click "Yes" to "Was this review helpful?" question, just to add insult to injury. No on in their right minds would sit on Amazon writing reviews in order of thousands of comments. If i were a betting man, i'd say about 1/2 of the top 1000 reviewers are staff members, or at the very least, oursourced and paid-for comments

    In any case, use the feedback system as a tool, not as a deciding factor. This is where smart comsuming comes into play. Check out independent reviews on the product in question. Check out other various feedback systems such as www.pricegrabber.com etc. Talk to people who may own the product you're looking to buy. Or simply google up "(pruduct here) review" By doing this, you can compare the results side-by-side, and note any discrepencies in feedback posting. That, and you will be better informed afrerwards.

    When I out to buy something online that costs me more then $20, i do some hefty research, price comparing, check out return policies, even shipping cost differences from site to site. This may sound anal-retentive, however this is your money we're talking about, and it's a *privledge* to any online store who gets it. You have everything you need right in front of you to do some smart shopping, it'd be a shame to let it go to waste.

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  139. Students review Prof's Book! by TarPitt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've heard credible stories (from the students themselves) of being given extra credit in classes for posting a favorable review of the Professor's book to Amazon.

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  140. Mod ME down by NigelJohnstone · · Score: 1

    I take it back, her knickname (pagetopage) yields the National Library of Canada.

    I.e. she has exactly the sort of job where laser printer technicians are on hand and she does nothing but read books.

    So I don't deserve the "+1" mod I got.

  141. She's not the worst by FeltTip · · Score: 1

    There's a few people there with 4000+ reviews!

    Seriously. How much money would someone have to spend on books, videos, or trinkets to be able to produce that many reviews? Thousands and thousands of dollars.

    How much time would someone have to spend reading, viewing, ordering, etc to get to all these products -- and still hold down a job? Hours ... days ... years.

    Unless, of course, reviewing these products WAS their job. It's pretty obvious reviewing is all these people do, and pretty obvious that someone is paying these people to do it. Is it illegal for Amazon to pay reviewers in an attempt to increase sales? Probably not, but I question the morality of paying someone to review products you sell without letting people know you are paying them to do so.

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  142. Most all reviews are worthless. by FreeLinux · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Most all reviews are worthless because they simply lack any context. I've made this comment about the Slashdot book reviews too.

    When Joe Blow say this product is great or that product is crap, it really means NOTHING, and putting any faith into these reviews is a major mistake. Unless the reviewer gives some background about themselves and their history with the product or category of products you have no way of knowing how they relate to you.

    This is especially true of technical book reviews. Without having some idea about the persons knowlege and skill level and what experience they have, there is no real value in the review. For this reason, when I write book reviews I also include a brief resume listing things like years of experience in that field, certifications, other books that I have read on the subject, etc.

  143. Read the content, not the stars by Phronesis · · Score: 2
    I read customer reviews on Amazon for their content, not the number of stars.

    I trust a review if the reviewer seems knowledgeable and insightful. I buy a lot of opera on DVD and it's pretty easy to figure out who knows what he's talking about and who doesn't. With cookbooks, I look for people's description of what actually cooking the dishes was like. With technical books, I skip the "I loved it, you should buy it too" reviews and head for the long ones that discuss in depth the strengths and weaknesses of the author's presentation of the material. With other topics, YMMV, but this has worked for me and I have generally felt that I understood pretty much what I was buying.

    Consumer reports it ain't, but most of what I buy at Amazon falls into the category of experience rather than search goods (see G.J. Stigler, "The Economics of Information," J. Pol. Econ., 69, 221 (1961); see also H.R. Varian, "Economics and Search," Plenary address at ACM SIGIR 1999). The question is, of what value is the time it would take you to research the quality of Amazon merchandise via a more trusted source than customer reviews?

  144. Agreed by uradu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There's lots of noise in the reviews, but you can still filter out a useful signal. Many reviews are also obviously dumb, such as the guy that ordered a CD player, loved it, but decided he didn't need it after all, so he gave it one star. Brains entirely optional. After reading through ten or twenty reviews of the CD player, you'd find recurring mentions of good or bad battery life, skipping/no skipping etc, which is usually all you need.

  145. Slashdot poster not legit? by banda · · Score: 4, Funny

    So there's this Slashdot user named "Anonymous Coward" that posts several thousand times PER DAY! Very little of what he or she writes is useful. I'm having a hard time believing that one person can generate this much garbage.

  146. This is just more of the same.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is astroturfing, plain and simple... My friend and I used do this. We'd set up fake BBSs to get free US Robotics modems :-)

  147. It's not just Amazon by Lucas+Membrane · · Score: 2
    Don't computer guys get it?

    The number 1 columnists at both Byte My Magazine and PC Techniques for Virgin Geeks both gave favorable reviews to products where a business relationship with the vendor was subsequently revealed.

    Is this G. Cooke a real person? Sony had a movie reviewer it was quoting in its movie ads who was 100% bogus. Nowadays, being bogus is a key to integrity. Bogus reviewers are incorruptible.

  148. Trust but Verify by timeOday · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Heh, a little oxymoron from Reagan I was reminded of by what I'm about to say...

    If these suspicious persons have reviewed so many products, they may have a reviewed a few of which you have personal knowledge. Those are golden data points.

    If there aren't any such datapoints, maybe somebody whose reviews you DO agree with has reviewed products the suspicious person has also reviewed. Those are, shall we say, silver data points.

    Obviously what I'm working up to here is an automated system for finding short paths in networks of reviewers. Not a Web of Trust, but a Web of Agreement, built upon the mutual information (the degree of agreement) between various reviewers.

    I have seen "mutual interest" systems such as for music. Those are useless because of shills that (pretend to) like everything, but a system built on mutual information would find those reviewers to have 0 information content.

    1. Re:Trust but Verify by charleskiddell · · Score: 1
      I think you have a very good idea there, though most readers won't understand how practical and relatively easy it would be to implement (yet another amusing use for Djikstra's shortest path algorithm :-)

      My own observation about reviews relates to an Amazon review of The African American Woman's Health Book: A Guide to the Prevention and Cure of Illness -- it got an editorial review from Vanessa Bush Copyright © American Library Association. BUT the reviewer refers to the author as "she" even though he is rather obviously a "he" to anyone who did more than glance at the chapter headings. Clearly Vanessa Bush cranked out a cursory review, not having read the book, as a method of advertising herself and the "American Library Association". Incidentally the book itself is surprisingly mediocre, containing little about "African American" women that is not true about women in general, and it is poorly written.

    2. Re:Trust but Verify by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed it was a cursory review, but understand that Ms. Bush wasn't attempting to promote the American Library Association on Amazon.com. Amazon just copied the review from Booklist. Librarians routinely crank out short reviews for Booklist, Choice and Library Journal in order to help other librarians decide what to buy. It is not something they do for money--although it does get used to pad a cv here and there. Such reviews tend to be broad and succinct and are not expected to demonstrate erudition or thoughtful reflection on a book. They are but one tool used by librarians to develop a collection, and are quite useful for winnowing through massive lists of new publications. Fault the reviewer for turning in such a pathetic review. Fault the ALA for publishing such a review if you must, but the far greater fault lies with Amazon.com for misusing such reviews to sell books to readers directly. That was never their intended purpose.

  149. like QVC call-ins; use extreme skepticism. by TheMonkeyDepartment · · Score: 2

    You kind of have to wonder about the motives (or indeed the sanity) of someone who would write hundreds such glowing reviews for so many trivial little items.

    Maybe it's like those "satisfied customers" who call up QVC or Home Shopping Network and give a testimonial about the product. They always gush, they always give a rave review. You get the feeling they just enjoy hearing their own voice on the TV set -- like it's some kind of thrilling brush with fame. Some people get really into QVC; they know the names of all the salespeople and everything.

    I have to wonder if a subculture like that might have sprung up on Amazon.com? The fame of being a "Top 10 Reviewer" might lead some people to go off the deep end.

  150. MOD PARENT WAY UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let that be a lesson to you. NEVER marry!

    1. Re:MOD PARENT WAY UP by NixterAg · · Score: 3, Funny

      My wife is pre-med. I'm the one who's hoping to be driving the Lincoln SUV carting kids back and forth to soccer practice (pulling a Bass boat as well). You've just got to pick 'em right.

    2. Re:MOD PARENT WAY UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      until she divorces your ass and files for child support after finishing her residency.

    3. Re:MOD PARENT WAY UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Let that be a lesson to you. NEVER marry!
      My wife is pre-med. I'm the one who's hoping to be driving the Lincoln SUV carting kids back and forth to soccer practice (pulling a Bass boat as well). You've just got to pick 'em right.
      And what makes you think the advice applies only to men?
    4. Re:MOD PARENT WAY UP by NixterAg · · Score: 2

      This is Slashdot isn't it?

    5. Re:MOD PARENT WAY UP by Anitra · · Score: 1

      Similarly, I plan to be getting my B.S. (and possibly my M.S.) before my boyfriend will be able to. If we get married in the next few years (likely, but not a given), I will be the one supporting (his sorry ass... er..) him, until he can get a full-time job. In the meantime, though, it's not too bad. He was able to help me out quite a bit last summer when I couldn't get a job (and he had two at the time).

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    6. Re:MOD PARENT WAY UP by Kintanon · · Score: 1

      Same here! My wife is also going pre-med, I help her through school, I retire at 35! >:)

      Kintanon
      (According to slashdot it only took me 19 seconds to write that comment!)

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  151. Magazine reviews... by frequnkn · · Score: 1

    ... can be just as bad. I read a letter from the editor of my favorite audio magazine not too long ago, where he complained of too many honey-dripped, 101 out of 10 star reviews in competing magazines.

    What some magazines (and perhaps websites) having going for them is trust and familiarity. If I read reviews from a particular writer over an extended period, I begin to understand WHY they write what they write. If a reviewer specializes in live sound, he may tear up a high-grade microphone as too expensive, when a studio engineer might praise it highly. Likewise, someone who is obsessed with a particular author may write a glowing review of what others call crap.

    I guess it's good to know how big of a grain of salt you should take with a given review.

  152. IMDb by Hadean · · Score: 2

    Have you ever noticed there's -always- a "This is the best movie evar!" review on the Internet Movie Database? It's cute, but no - you CAN'T trust everything and everybody 100% - so what else is new?

  153. Belive 1% of those posts by SnapperHead · · Score: 2

    A few years ago, after Q3A was released. (I bought it from amazon) I went back to write a small review on it, I figured, why the hell not. About 3 weeks later, I got a call from my friends father who said they just bought it. He said while he was thinking about getting it, the noticed my name on the reviews. He figured it would be good if I was playing it :)

    At anyrate ... there are like 1% of those which are real. Just try to pick and choice what to belive. I belive in my review on Q3A I said like 3 disavatages it had over xyz product. (Can't remeber off hand) Thats a good thing to look out for. Spelling and grammer errors are an intresting thing to look for.

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  154. The value of negative reviews by SnakeStu · · Score: 2
    A positive review can imply mindlessness -- the person was "sold" on whatever it is they're reviewing, which could just mean that the marketing around the product was effective on their weak mind. (Yes, it might also mean that they made a critical evaluation, but you won't necessarily know which is the case.)

    A negative review implies thoughtfulness, because the reviewer is rejecting the marketing (formal and social) and going against the grain. Sometimes it's just a rant to be ignored, but often there are clues to flaws that might be critical in my overall evaluation.

    So, I also tend to only look at negative reviews, which I compare against the seller's (or manufacturer's) specs/feature list. If I'm still undecided, I might look at positive reviews to see if they're intelligently written and provide concrete examples of benefits.

  155. Check out #1 by PhoenxHwk · · Score: 2

    If you want a real treat, check out Harriet Klausner's reviews. She's Amazon's #1 reviewer and bugs the hell out of me. I browsed through a whole bunch of her 4000+ reviews one day and they all have the same features: 3 paragraphs (1 intro, 1 plot summary, 1 about how much she loved it). Then she gives everything 4 or 5 stars. The strange thing is that she would occasionally have read only the middle book of a trilogy or other sketchy things like that. Buncha crap if you ask me.

  156. Andersen (notice the E) by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1, Troll

    dipshit learn to flame properly.

  157. Why trust anyone? by aafiske · · Score: 1

    I've found that you generally shouldn't trust the conclusions of reviewers (unless they're personally known to you.) Many many things in this world are subjective, and just because it's a downside for someone doesn't mean you won't like it.

    For example, if a reviewer of a dvd says 'filled with mindless violence and no plot' and gives it 1 star, that's no reason you should avoid it. Maybe you like mindless violence. Maybe plots bore you.

    So, I guess trust reviews as far as they mention relatively objective things. Unless the review appears to have been written by a raving fan or a hate-filled lunatic, take out the factual bits and see if you like them.

    And ignore things like *Top 100 Reviewers*. Why should that even matter? Quantity is not quality.

    End ramble

  158. Simple Solution to overly glowing reviews/ads by Stroman+Rebar · · Score: 1

    The Solution seems simple to me. Limit the amount of reviews any one person can post. That limits the amount that any one person can skew the results with their boilerplate/spam reviews. Of course then you would have to institutes some sort of IP tracker to keep people from posting under multiple aliases, but it would basicaly kill off the Amazon Power Reviewers, but I am fine with that.

  159. Also new in the google labs... by Nerftoe · · Score: 5, Informative

    Google Viewer - View search results as scrolling web page images

    Google Webquotes - View search results with quotes about them from other sites

    Check it out at Google Labs

  160. Cheap Review(er)s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must be true since it is on the internet.

  161. amazon uses employees for reviews by shogun1001 · · Score: 1

    read 21 dog years doing time at amazon.com by mike daisey. He tells how as an amazon employee he volunteered to write reviews for toys.

  162. resellerratings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    www.resellerratings.com

    use it live it love it

  163. A little more analysis... by chriso11 · · Score: 2

    She also reviewed 4 blenders, 2 vacuum cleaners, 2 food processors, and 3 coffee makers (she reviewed one she didn't like after she reviewed two she liked). And she actually reviewed 3 irons (a Hamilton Beach 15420 got 5 stars, like the other irons).

    One one mitten review, she was talking about the neighborhood kid who makes snowballs. she says she lives in Texas. Her dog is a lab. She also really likes knives. Remember that...

    My review of G.Cooke : ** stars.
    -although a prolific reviewer, she is overenthusastic and redundant. She also is too corporate for my tastes.

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  164. Slashdot moderators and self esteem. by zerofoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Should You Trust Website Customer Reviews?

    Heh..that's like determining your self esteem level by your Slashdot moderation points..

    -ted

    1. Re:Slashdot moderators and self esteem. by nightsweat · · Score: 2

      Oh come on, you have to mod that post if just for humorous effect.

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    2. Re:Slashdot moderators and self esteem. by pjp6259 · · Score: 1

      Oh God... But I was voted most likely to succeed!

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  165. Re:I worked in Amazon's Catalogue Dept (insight) by lugonn · · Score: 5, Interesting
    They are the department in charge of posting the reviews. (Note: I was a temp there for a couple months)

    In early '99, they were getting about 5000 reviews in a day. Each review is checked twice, once by a filter(dirty words), and the other by eyes(relavence). There were about 20 catalogue people then. They post all book listings, CD's, products, answer crazed author questions(my fav part)...and if they have time, post reviews.

    If you guys think Amazon is trying to pursuade you with reviews...your high on conspiricy juice. They are pure fluff for your sake. We barley had enough time to add new products to the site, let alone check reviews. Trust me, Amazon would LOVE to get rid of the review system, cuase it is a pain in the ass to maintain and labor intensive. But they keep it cuase customers wanted/want it.

    And no, we didn't re-order the reviews and put the good ones at the top. It is a pure FIFO (First-In-First-Online) system. People just usually post if they really hate, or really like something. So the reviews are more rants than critiques and tend to be very biased...just like /.

    P.S. I still smell like the Art Bar too!

  166. infinite monkeys theory by song-of-the-pogo · · Score: 1

    i posit that gail cooke is not, in fact, an actual person at all. oh, no. gail cooke is a large collection of monkeys, chained to typewriters and employed by amazon/target to post favorable product reviews in order to boost revenue.

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  167. Even the slashdot moderation is somewhat broken by j_dot_bomb · · Score: 1

    Amazon has no metamoderation.
    Slashdot does and it seems to have some weaknesses to me. I bet a large percentage of 3,4,5 point postings are a result of people using second accounts to moderate thier own posting up.

  168. ebay feedback can be misleading too by EvilStein · · Score: 2

    Just like seemingly everything else on the internet, eBay feedback can be a sham too.

    Just because someone has dozens of glowing ebay reviews doesn't mean they're not a scam artist.

    Just because a product has glowing reviews doesn't mean that it's a piece of shit.
    Sometimes people just have no idea how to operate something, so they give it a *negative* review.

    Reviews of any sort can be misleading, no matter where they're printed.

  169. SAT relationship by Phrogz · · Score: 2

    You can do this one:
    Moderator:MetaModerator :: Review:________

  170. Most of them still useful by ecolitalks · · Score: 1

    Even they are fakes. At least they give you some aspects that will not show in the description of th e product. Like "people" say this book tell me how to cook French steak etc and easy to follow stuff like that. It may be helpful some time. Just be careful and skaptic.

  171. Re:Known, but why isn't anything being done about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't trust UBid at all. Some of the prices seems to go way too high - higher than the amount I would pay at a retail store combined with the shipping charges even though there's 25 of them.

  172. I Buy, Therefore I Am by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 1
    Sure, be skeptical. But not just about the industry stooges who plant "reviews." That's sneaky, of course, and terribly dishonest and certainly undermines what is otherwise a paradise of objectivity, etc. etc.

    No, I'd be skeptical of the ordinary people writing legitimate reviews, too. It doesn't take long reading a site such as Epinions.com to realize what an act of self-definition shopping is for Americans. Portraying satisfactions deeper than any porn star could deliver, the reviews are often windows into a banality so advanced that you wonder what these people did before the Net waited to record their deeds. Then you realize: they were cruelly forced to shop in a cage of silence, longing for the day when they could sing great songs about their trips to the cash register.

    Yeah, I like a little advice on purchases, too. So my approach is this. Ignore all the positive reviews, especially the glowing ones. Those people are either professional liars or idiots. Instead, read all the negatives, particularly the embittered, angry, cynical and self-loathing pieces -- the pieces written in anonymous fury to take revenge upon the despicable refrigerator company or the Saddam-like hard drive maker. You'll learn something, and have more fun to boot. :-)

  173. Do they really now? by Conspiracy+Theorist · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ok, so I followed the link to G. Cooke's reviews and then out of sheer curiosity followed the link to Professional Clog - Polyurethane -- Blue and down at the bottom of the page found this:

    Customers who wear clothes also shop for:

    Rather than the ones who go naked, right? But it gets better. Look what they shop for:

    Clean Underwear from Amazon's Target Store

  174. As a test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I look at the reviews of something Im aware of as being good or not good. Look at reviews of say knuth's "Art of" or Joyce's "finnegans wake"; Also
    look at some lesser known works Billingsley's
    "probabiliy and Measure"; and of course some obsure works that you have knowledge about. You get the idea....

  175. Review the reviewer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    So who reviews the reviewers?

  176. Re:Known, but why isn't anything being done about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take your meds. It's clear you need them desperately.

  177. The word for this kind of person by TheNarrator · · Score: 1

    shill

    One who poses as a satisfied customer or an enthusiastic gambler to dupe bystanders into participating in a swindle.

    1. Re:The word for this kind of person by TheNarrator · · Score: 1

      BTW, That's just what she's being accused of being. Whether or not she is anyone's opinion.

  178. Really High quality moderating here! by serutan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Informative??? This is supposed to be a JOKE. Froogle has nothing to do with reviewers. It's a products-for-sale search engine. "Find cheap reviewers at..." -- get it? JOKE!

    1. Re:Really High quality moderating here! by Pyrosophy · · Score: 1

      It is informative, just not informative-relative-to-the-story. It is also funny-relative-to-the-story, but otherwise not terribly funny, dig?

      Methinks your punctuation connotes that you take /. a little too seriously.

  179. Oh the irony by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 1

    An Ask Slashdot for 'should we trust anonymous opinions'?

    Goes back to my favorite saw: 'Free advice is worth what you pay for it.'

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  180. I used to pass the time... by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 1

    ...by revewing books on Amazon that I never read! I suspect I'm not the only one.

  181. Newt Gingrich, Amazon reviewer by BurntHombre · · Score: 2
    He's a Top 500 reviewer. You can see his reviews here.

    I think, for a good number of the prolific reviewers, it's about status. These are the people who will look up every item they've purchased in the last ten years and put up a review for it on Amazon simply to increase their count.

  182. Re:And how much did Epinions pay you to write this by sdcharle · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Actually while I like Epinions overall, it does seem to be susceptible to some of the 'you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours' behavior wrt the web of trust.

    Also you sometimes see people posting lots of really positive reviews of reviews, presumably to kiss up to each other, but having designated epinions editors whose reviews of reviews are weighted more heavily seems to have helped that.

    That said, I then found these editors' opinions to vary pretty wildly. Some gave me really good reviews, while others gave me lukewarm reviews when the work and thought on my end were essentially equal. It was an interesting illustration of how subjective these things are. Ah well, at least my ratings don't go on my permanent record...

  183. The BEST reviews on Amazon... by McD · · Score: 1

    ...are still the "Customer Reviews" of just about anything by Bil Keane. For example, check out The Family Circus by Request, which was reviewed just this past August.

    Some days, I really miss the DFC. These Amazon reviews kinda help. :-)

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  184. Re:Known, but why isn't anything being done about by larien · · Score: 2

    Seen that policy; we use it at work with our online bidding system. Basically, we ask companies to bid to provide a service or supply something and they "bid down" to lower prices. If there's a bid in the last 5 minutes, it gets extended by 5 minutes (potentially indefinately). Bear in mind this is for auctions normally lasting 30 minutes.

  185. Amazon rejected my review... by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Amazon rejected my review of Patrick Naughton's book about programming in Java

    Why? Because I thought it was important for potential buyers to know that this book was written by an admitted, convicted pedophile. I thought that some buyers would want to know this.

    Apparently, Jeff Bezos loves pedophiles (he's a pedophile-phile) because he rejected the review three times. I gave up after that.

    1. Re:Amazon rejected my review... by BrookHarty · · Score: 2

      Even thou the guy is scum, his book is about java, stick to the subject.

      You dont read Perl books to find out about Larry Wall and his legal problems.

    2. Re:Amazon rejected my review... by Xrikcus · · Score: 1

      It has to be said that that's completely irrelevent to someone buying the book, or at least should be, surely one should buy a book based on the quality of the product, not on who's writing it? Let him be punished for his "other" activities through the appropriate channels... even paedophiles have a right to make a living.

    3. Re:Amazon rejected my review... by Enzondio · · Score: 1

      Well, they do want to sell the book...

    4. Re:Amazon rejected my review... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By your logic, I should have no moral qualms with purchasing high quality steel from a company that poisoned the town's watershed, sweaters from stores who run overseas sweatshops, or food products from companies who's parent company sell tobacco products. Remember, a corporation has the same rights of law as a person (at least in the US). There are many ways society can hold someone, person or corporation, accountable for their actions. Putting your money where your morals are is one I encourage everybody to try.

    5. Re:Amazon rejected my review... by Xrikcus · · Score: 1

      A fair point, and obviously it's an arguable issue. I'd suggest that the difference might be whether refusing to buy from them will have any effect on the activity you're complaining about etc etc.

      Personal choice :) It's more a question of the effect a comment like that can have on other peoples reactions, rather than their thought out decisions.

    6. Re:Amazon rejected my review... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Putting your money where your morals are is one I encourage everybody to try.

      I did that, but prostitution and drug use is not legal in my area. Now I read Slashdot from prison.
    7. Re:Amazon rejected my review... by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 1

      Apparently, Jeff Bezos loves pedophiles (he's a pedophile-phile) because he rejected the review three times.

      You know that amazon.com isn't a one-man show, right? It's not like Jeff Bezos is in charge of reviewing reviews.

      "Oooh, this guy doesn't like pedophiles! DELETED!"

      Anyway, it's childish to slander a person because they don't feel that your review is helpful. It's especially childish to slander someone completely unrelated to the rejection.

      Regarding Mr. Naughton: should we not buy books from those who are convicted of driving while intoxicated? Surely these swine can't be allowed to have carreers in the publishing industry!

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    8. Re:Amazon rejected my review... by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 1
      You are not thinking carefully.

      I just wanted to let potential readers know--so that they can make an informed decision.

      I submitted a legit review, which ended with the sentence: "Note: The author is an admitted, and conviced pedophile." (And I gave a link to a CNN story)

      Nowhere did I tell people not to buy the book. I just wanted them to be fully informed.

    9. Re:Amazon rejected my review... by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Can I peruse your personal history so that I'm a more "fullly informed" slashdot reader?

      I want to know who I'm dealing with here.

      In fact, I want to know if my liquor store clerk has ever been charged with littering. I want to know if the guy making my lunch likes to wear women's underwear. It's my right to be fully informed, isn't it?

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      the strongest word is still the word "free"
    10. Re:Amazon rejected my review... by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 2, Insightful
      In fact, I want to know if my liquor store clerk has ever been charged with littering. I want to know if the guy making my lunch likes to wear women's underwear. It's my right to be fully informed, isn't it?

      Being CONVICTED of a crime is public information. (Like it or not.)

      Being CHARGED with a crime (littering in your example) isn't. You're not guilty until convicted. So no, you won't have a right to know.

      I believe it's legal in most states to wear Women's Underwear. Again, you don't have a right to inspect your lunchman's underwear without his consent.

      But what if the guy you hired to paint your house was a convicted con-artist? Wouldn't you want to know?

    11. Re:Amazon rejected my review... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They're making an informed decision about the Java book, or the person writing the book? Perhaps if they were writing a child psychology book or a parenting book I would think your comment is relevant.

      You must be one of those nuts that will hound until they die felons (and others) who have served their time. You might as well kill 'em after they're convicted because at least that will put them out of their misery from people like you who have a morality inferiority complex and feel they need to overcompensate for it at the expense of the rest of society. Yes, yes, you are morally superior to the rest of us, now move along...

    12. Re:Amazon rejected my review... by bluenova · · Score: 1

      Actually...if I could find a list of those somewhere I probably wouldn't buy books from those with DWI's. Not being responsible and endangering the lives of other drivers is not a lifestyle I would want MY money to support.

    13. Re:Amazon rejected my review... by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 1
      Actually, my problem with this man (Naughton) is personal!

      He was my boss for a while, and the biggest asshole I ever met.

    14. Re:Amazon rejected my review... by TomServo · · Score: 1

      Well, your logic isn't making a seperation between what you're buying and whether or not that has a direct correlation to said activities.

      If you buy high quality steel from a company that poisoned the town's watershed, it's assumed that it's through the process of producing said steel that the poisoning is occuring.

      A think a more analogous situation would be saying that either A) you have a moral obligation not to support a steel company whose factories pose no real threat, but the CEO enjoys walking around his neighborhood poisoning everyone's water, or B) you have a moral obligation not to buy his book because he uses his book to lure children in to molest them.

      Seeing as the Java book has precious little to do with his pedophilia (unless he was in chat rooms saying "Hey there, little one, did you know I write Java books? Don't you want me now?"), it's not exactly the same thing.

    15. Re:Amazon rejected my review... by egarff · · Score: 1

      But what if the guy you hired to paint your house was a convicted con-artist? Wouldn't you want to know?

      Oh PLEASE! Paying a source that is a con-artist is no where near the same thing as buying a book from someone convicted of a non-pertaining crime! Yes, I'd want to know about the con-artist, simply because I was hoping to get what I paid for. Buying a book from a convicted Pedophile does in no way threaten the livelyhood of my children (not that I have any, but that's moot), especially from a third party (Amazon).

      If the person lived in my neighborhood, I'd like to know about him being a pedophile. If he's a convicted thief, I'd like to know before I allow him near my stuff. If he was a convicted rapist, I'd like to know before I let him near me or others.

    16. Re:Amazon rejected my review... by JWSmythe · · Score: 2


      Does a persons history indicate their professional knowlege? Because I broke a few laws, does it mean I can't program. While I'm not a pedophile, I may have a few skeletons in my closet.. Doesn't mean anything about my technical knowlege.

      You didn't include your criminal history on your statement, so why should I read your messages? My history is available for review by the FDLE and FBI. :)

      --
      Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
    17. Re:Amazon rejected my review... by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 1

      Uhm, doesn't that pretty much say it all right there, then?

      Personal vendettas have no place in objective reviews.

      As an aside to whoever moderatted my earlier post, you can mod this as "flamebait", too. Lord protect us from those with opinions.

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      the strongest word is still the word "free"
    18. Re:Amazon rejected my review... by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 1

      Oh come off it. If you buy oil, you're supporting the muder of innocents. If you buy a car, you're supporting corporations that will dump american workers in exchange for cheap foriegn labor. If you buy a hamburger, you're supporting the destruction of the rainforest.

      If you think that an author driving tipsy is the worst thing your money is paying for, you've got another thing coming.

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      --
      the strongest word is still the word "free"
    19. Re:Amazon rejected my review... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL

      Yeah!

    20. Re:Amazon rejected my review... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "but the CEO enjoys walking around his neighborhood poisoning everyone's water"

      Now, how's that for a hobby! I'll start today!

    21. Re:Amazon rejected my review... by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 2

      Amazon sells BOOKS, not PEOPLE. Therefore you should be reviewing the BOOK, not the AUTHOR.

    22. Re:Amazon rejected my review... by ZamesC · · Score: 1
      should we not buy books from those who are convicted of driving while intoxicated?

      Well, clearly we should not be electing them president.... (link)

  186. the nice thing about Amazon... by Artifex · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The nice thing about the reviews, whether they are valid or not, is that they lead to more books being shown if your recommendations list. Why is this good? Remember: if you buy something from Amazon based on its recommendation, and you didn't like it, they'll take it back.

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    Get off my launchpad!
  187. Mod Parent Up by datastew · · Score: 1

    Helllllllo Moderators-

    This is some seriously funny stuff. Take this for example:

    Putting the Fun in Fund Raising: 500 Ways to Raise Money for Charity
    by Phillip T Drotning

    As treasurer of a small obesity support group with charitable status I am always looking for ways to raise funds, and at times it's a real drag. But this book really does put the "fun" back into fund raising. Financially we're having the best year ever, and that's not even counting this Autumn's Butter-Chug, which should be good for £1000 after expenses.
  188. I don't know if anyone posted this yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know if anyone posted this yet but this guy's reviews are HILARIOUS:

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/cm/member-r ev iews/-/AA9IP6AYACFK5/002-2729239-6010442

  189. Click the link by docl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It seems the top 10 reviewers are based on the number of reviews they have ever written, not on qualtiy. The number 1 reviewer wrote over 4000. Where did fact that all reviews were written in one day come from? It seems she posted this over time according to the dates of each review. Also, check out the number of people that found her reviews helpful. She may be a troll, but come on, wheres the beef?

    1. Re:Click the link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is that this woman is probably offering a service where she reviews items professionally for a fee. That is very dishonest.

      I value reviews on Amazon and use them to guide me in making decisions about my purchase. If I can't trust that the reviews are by normal people who like and use the product (or use and hate it) and I have to muddle through a bunch of undercover professionals who are making a living doing the reviews, then why would I shop there anymore?

      Amazon needs to identify and terminate accounts of such users.

    2. Re:Click the link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. It used to be easy to spot the asians who would make a mindless (5 star) review in hopes of getting on the publishers list so they could get free books to resell. But with so many unemployed, unethical scrods with nothing but internet access and loads of time, this sport is getting more sophisticated.

  190. A professional reviewer...barely by gloohufr · · Score: 1

    I have a Nexis subscription. This lady seems to publish a book review in the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel about every six months. The best part is her bio-tagline-"sig file" (for lack of a better term): "Gail Cooke, who lives in Fort Worth, Texas, reviews books for a number of newspapers."

    Technically true...but the "number" is one! (and frankly, as someone who writes book and record reviews for a living, I do find it incredibly bizarre that someone would spend that much time just giving it away.)

  191. Impulse Buy by ABeit · · Score: 0

    The thing is, it's hard to impulse buy at a place like amazon. I say this because, if you want to see a particular product, you have to consciously search for it.
    Compare this to walking around Target. You see something that looks cool, you buy it. You have no idea how good the product really is.
    So, what you're getting from amazon is customer feedback on a product that you were already leaning towards buying. At least you're getting SOMETHING. And finding bad reviews on amazon about a product I nearly bought at some department store has saved me more than once.

  192. Gail Cooke has missed her calling in life by mbstone · · Score: 1

    She should be reviewing movies for WBAI or American Urban Radio Networks.

  193. Amazon Top 100 Reviewer (funny) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This fellow, Henry Raddick is a top 100 Amazon reviewer. The funny thing about Henry is he only does fake reviews and they are funny as anything. Henry Raddick Amazon Profile Be sure to read the one about getting your kids off porn.

  194. In other news ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    an unnamed UN source has REVEALED that an independant reviewers have been appinted to evaluate Iraq's dossier on its chemical, biological and nuclear programs.

    According to the source their findings can be summarised as follows :

    - 'I COULDN'T PUT IT DOWN'

    - '... this book took me by suprise. The story was so moving. I cried at the end.'

    - 'I loved this book. It was romantic and heart-warming. A must read!'

    - 'I was completely drawn into this story of a women by a woman. It was obviously written by someone educated, who read Jane Austen and was well-treated. I belive it's authentic.'

  195. amazon censors bad reviews by chworktap · · Score: 1

    A few months ago, I bought a terrible technical book. So, I went to Amazon and wrote a review pointing out some of the eratta and strongly recommending that people not buy it. I also criticized the publisher for being so lax in editing. A week later, my review "magically" disappeared from the site and was replaced by a five star review raving about this disgraceful publication.

    1. Re:amazon censors bad reviews by JohnnyBolla · · Score: 2

      So save us a few bucks. What was the book?

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      Carpe Deez
    2. Re:amazon censors bad reviews by chworktap · · Score: 1

      C# Developer's Guide to ASP.NET, XML, and ADO.NET by Chris Kinsman, Jeffrey P. McManus

  196. amazon-- bad news! by scovetta · · Score: 1

    Ok here's what I found out:
    Amazon Review (the one in the original message):
    "The foot cream is another triple treat as it softens, heals and disinfects. It contains camphor if there is a need for soothing dry skin, and a natural disinfectant, Tea Tree Oil to banish any potential odors. It's a true treat for your feet!"

    Now, here's a paragraph written on a web page selling the foot cream: (http://www.beautysak.com/products.asp?mode=m&mid= 110)
    "A 3-in-1 product that softens, heals, and disinfects. Contains soothing Camphor to heal painful cracking. Naturally disinfecitng Tea Tree Oil kills odor-causing bacteria, and Dead Sea minerals provide the ultimate in softening."

    Something rotten in the state of wherever.

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    Wer mit Ungeheuern kämpft, mag zusehn, dass er nicht dabei zum Ungeheuer wird. --Nietzsche
  197. This may be criminal fraud -- Complain to the FTC by serutan · · Score: 2

    It seems fairly obvious that Amazon is doing a very self-destructive thing here, similar to when the marketing consultant posed as an "I Switched" customer for Microsoft. It's not just a question of, "Take it with a grain of salt," it's fraud. IANAL but I believe that misrepresenting paid advertising as bona fide customer feedback is illegal, and the company should face criminal charges if they are doing it. If you agree, take 5 minutes and complain to the FTC here.

  198. Reviewing the reviewers. by Bonewalker · · Score: 1

    Great. Now we have to start reviewing the reviewers! "I rate G. Cooke, Tx, a 1 * reviewer. She rates everything 5 *'s and never has a single critical comment anywhere."

  199. I've written a couple of books that are on Amazon. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    And I know for *sure* that at least one of the reviews wasn't legit. It came out too quickly after the initial release and at that point in time the only people who had the book in hand were publishers and tech reviewers. And it was written in fluent marketroid. Draw your own conclusions.

  200. There is meta-reviewing on amazon too... by giminy · · Score: 2

    So much for being a top 10 reviewer. Her reviews reviewed:

    1 of 23 people found the following review helpful:
    0 of 12 people found the following review helpful:
    0 of 13 people found the following review helpful:
    1 of 12 people found the following review helpful:

    It goes on like that through her entire list.

    Maybe these meta-reviews are influenced by the dot, but they're good numbers to have when reading someone's review. If everybody actually goes out of their way to check the "No, this review wasn't helpful" box, that should tell you something about how good a job the reviewer did...

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    The Right Reverend K. Reid Wightman,
  201. Re:Known, but why isn't anything being done about by BTWR · · Score: 2
    Damn Ebay

    Oh crap, did I miss the memo? We're now supposed to add ebay to the list of websites real nerds must hate? (And by the looks of this article, amazon too?)

  202. In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amazon reviews YOU!

  203. NPR interview by RestiffBard · · Score: 2

    Morning Edition I think it was had in interwiew with a a guy that has the most reviews on amazon. Its become his only goal in life. All he does all day is review stuff for Amazon. I think he actually said that he doesn't care if people like the reviews or find them helpful he just wants the most. There's another reviewer that's trying to get the most helpful reviews of some such thing. I'd link you the realaudio at NPR but I'm not going through all that just search NPR for "Morning Edition Amazon reviews"

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  204. Balance it out like an olympic judge by sapgau · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Every time I read the reviews at amazon I summarize how many positive comments vs. how many negative.

    If a negative comment makes sense and could be corroborated by another negative comment then all the positive comments are suspect if they outnumber by a dramatic ratio.

    1. Re:Balance it out like an olympic judge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is an excellent strategy. In fact, if you ONLY read the negative reviews, filter for bombs thrown by competitors, you should come up with the information you need to make an educated purchase decision.

  205. Reviews not to trust... by nortcele · · Score: 1
    - Best Feminine Hygiene products... by Hillary Clinton
    - Best Plastic Surgeons... by Michael Jackson
    - Best Browser & OS... by Bill Gates
    - Best MP3 player... by Hilary Rosen

    You get the picture.

  206. eopinions by phorm · · Score: 2

    I used this site "eopinions.com" to check for reviews when I was looking for a new (well, used, but new to me) car. It came up fairly accurately towards what I've heard. My current car, a '91 Accord, fit most of the reviews very well (excellent body/speed/reliability, a little underpowered on hills, plastic in the interior breaks).

    These tend to be best for older products, since they've got more time to be reviewed, but you could probably check out that new PC/printer/etc based on prior models.

  207. see OnSale.com (now defunct) by nbast · · Score: 1

    OnSale used to do this. They did auctions for closeout/overstock/refurb items. They merged with EggHead and went out of business a few years ago. Too bad, their auction site was pretty good...

  208. Re:Known, but why isn't anything being done about by qoncept · · Score: 1

    How bout it? a REAL online auction site, with time extensions, and no girly proxy bidding. Isn't the point of bidding to balance what you're willing to pay with what you think others will pay? Makes sense. You're selling your stuffed cat and there's a guy willing to pay $100 for it, but no one else wants one so he only pays you $50. Boooo

    --
    Whale
  209. All reviewers are terrorists! by soupmaster · · Score: 1

    Al-Qaeda (sp?) is using the review system to get us all to buy CRAP! It's their latest brain storm to destory our economy.

    Or perhaps they're doing the opposite. They're communicating to one another through reviews. If all the reviews on Amazon suddenly fall negative, I'm staying home...

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    - soupmaster
  210. Ding King by Mantorp · · Score: 1

    Has anybody used this thing? Does it work? Just got quoted $605 to repair two small dents caused by shoppingcart vs. cardoor.

    1. Re:Ding King by /dev/trash · · Score: 2

      Is the dent casuing your car to not function properly? if not, save your money.

  211. Paid reviews by Hershmire · · Score: 1

    According to Mike Daisy, who worked at Amazon.com for 3 years, he actually was paid to review toys. This does not mean he was paid to review toys favourably, just to review them.

    Perhaps Gale is a professional reviewer. Perhaps she's also manic when she writes her reviews, too. That would explain the constant 5 stars.

    On a side note, his book gives a very funny account of the insanity that is(was?) Amazon.com during the boom.

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    if(!toilet_paper) roll.replace(new roll); //Stupid roommates.
  212. I give Amazon's review system 5 Amazons.. by ketamineX · · Score: 1

    Me: It totally sucks and is quite biased. I give Amazon's rating system 5 Amazons.
    Conan: 5 Amazons? That doesn't sound too bad.
    Me: Yeah, but it's out of 672 possible Amazons!
    Conan: Your review system makes no sense!

    Conan has done it again!

  213. Also... by FIT_Entry1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    She copies and pastes her reviews for the same books on B&B
    http://search.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/i sbnin quiry.asp?isbn=0525946896

  214. blacklist fake reviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    my personal policy is to boycott any products promoted by fake reviews.

  215. some circuit city reviews are most likely bogus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    circuit city has a web site that allows reviews too. some are interesting. but then there's always the comments that say something like: "by the way, BUY MONSTER CABLES! they'll make the audio/video/whatever so much better!"

    at that point you have to know it's a fake review. especially the one that says that using a monster cable for digital sound will make the sound better. yeah, like using a monster cable ethernet will make the pictures off the web prettier. it's all digital! methinks that monster cables are grossly overpriced and giving circuit city a nice profit margin... give me a break.

  216. Re:I worked in Amazon's Catalogue Dept (insight) by Lt+Razak · · Score: 1
    Interesting insight.

    Unless of course, you ARE G. Cook! :(

  217. The Best Amazon Reviews EVER! by SCHecklerX · · Score: 2
    I sure am glad that I don't have a daughter:

    Amazon Nimbus 2000

    1. Re:The Best Amazon Reviews EVER! by Forkenhoppen · · Score: 2

      Sorry, bud, they took down the "good" reviews. :)

      For those of you who didn't see it before, the reviews for this product used to include several from parents complaining about the.. um.. gyrating nature of the broom in very.. creative.. ways.

  218. Reviewer=Author's best friends by T1girl · · Score: 2

    I wrote an article for an in-house publication about a new technical book. I was surprised to find that this brand-new book had alredy garnered two glowing reviews on Amazon - until I noticed that the reviewers were two of the same names in the author's acknowledgements - and one of them was his wife!

  219. Simple solution by spanky555 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I always sort by "Lowest rating first". It can give you a better idea, IMHO, to read these along with the top ones.

  220. Was this review helpful to you? by frostman · · Score: 1

    ...when you answer that question, they theoretically can get close to your "group of people whose reviews I trust."

    it seems like they'd want to do that. after all, although they are trying to sell you products, they have a whole lotta products for sale, and satisfied customers are more likely to come back.

    i'd say try regularly "rating" the reviews that way and see if their quality (for you) doesn't improve. if it doesn't, make suggestions to the collaborative-filtering team (if you like amazon anyway).

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    This Like That - fun with words!

  221. Simpsons by frieked · · Score: 1

    This lady sounds like Homer in the episode where he becomes a food critic.

    7 thumbs up!!!

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    I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
    -Xenocrates
  222. There is something fishy about Epinions, though by usurper_ii · · Score: 1

    They will only let you reveiew items that they sell. It worries me that they could influence reviews based on how it is going to affect its sales. Think about it, if you are trying to sell this widget, do you want people saying bad things about it?

    Unless they have changed that policy lately, that has always bothered me.

    Now Epinions that would let you review anything you wanted to review, that would be cool.

    Crap, I think I'll patent that idea!

    1. Re:There is something fishy about Epinions, though by GregGardner · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well they don't sell anything, they just do a pricewatch-type thing on the prices for products and get paid for some of the referrals. And they let you review things they don't get any money off of (see the Restaurants section for example).

      I haven't checked out Epinions extensively in a while, but I worked there very briefly a few years ago and their ultimate goal was to let the community build the product hierarchy, which is good for them (they don't have to pay experts full-time to build/prune the product trees) and good for the consumer (you could review just about anything, as long as the community was fast and responsive). That is, as long as certain people were in charge of keeping the product hierarchy clean and correct (think dmoz.org). I don't know if they have implemented this yet, though.

      They definitely don't hide bad reviews of things (see the cell phone service provider section, for instance). They pride themselves on having a great deal of unbiased reviews. They just believe that if people are given access to good reviews on a product, it will help steer them towards the right product for them, which the person will eventually buy. Sure, sometimes a bunch of bad reviews will lead people to not buy something they might normally, but that isn't usually how things play out.

  223. Re:Known, but why isn't anything being done about by fenix+down · · Score: 1

    eBay hasn't been too bad to me in the sniper department these days. Maybe it's just that I quit buying computer parts and the only things I've bought in the past few months have been posters, a hat and a carton of irradiated soy milk, but I haven't been sniped at later than 5 minuites in any of them.

    Anyway, I prefer the occasional snipage to time extensions that'll just jack up the price. The whole point of online auctions is buying stuff you don't really need at ridiculously low prices and being disapointed when it arrives. I don't want an extra 5 minutes for it to taunt me into paying more for the matched set of French Star Wars water bottles.

  224. Karmawhoring on Amazon by dpbsmith · · Score: 2

    I've posted a few score Amazon reader reviews.

    Amazon reader reviews include a one-to-five-star rating, and the review proper. Readers of Amazon reader reviews are invited to click "Yes" or "No" to "Was this review helpful to you?" and each review is preceded by the notice "15 of 29 people found the following review helpful."

    It's very noticeable that there is a strong correlation between the number of stars and the number of readers finding the review helpful. Generally speaking, three stars or less will garner a high percentage of "unhelpful" replies.

    Presumably (although I don't know for sure) these factor into your "reviewer rank," which is, of course, just a number in a database and not an indication of your merit as a person.

    I don't know WHY this happens. Although I do know that authors read and respond to their own reviews. I don't believe it's astroturfing. I suspect that people just like positive reviews better than negative reviews. I dunno.

    If you don't believe this influences ratings, then, well, you have more integrity and independence than I do. I try to be honest in my reviews, but, frankly, I rarely give less than three stars any more because I don't like seeing my reviews rated as "unhelpful."

  225. Because They've Already Done Something About It by theduck · · Score: 2

    ...I want to select the group of people whose reviews I trust, and the people whose reviews of reviewers I trust. Maybe the "tragedy of the commons" is ok for Slashdot, but I'd sure hate to have that affecting the reviews that I see for actual products. I want other people like me to review the products that I buy.

    They already have this. It's called "Friends and Favorites." All you need to do is create an account with them to take advantage of it.

    Here's the description from their FAQ:

    Friends & Favorites is a service that puts you in touch with opinions and information from people who matter to you. Just add your friends and favorite reviewers to your Favorite People list. We'll gather up reviews, recommendations and opinions from your Favorite People and put it all right in front of you in your very own About You area.

    Your Favorite People list is a group of other Amazon.com shoppers, friends, and favorite reviewers that you like and trust. If one of those people has created an About You area, or if you know that person's e-mail address, add him or her to your Favorite People list. Then, whenever one of your Favorite People writes a review, or comes up with an interesting recommendation, we'll put it on your customized Friends & Favorite home page. That way, you can keep track of people and opinions that matter.
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    So sound again
    --ebtg
    1. Re:Because They've Already Done Something About It by hondo77 · · Score: 2

      They already have this. It's called "Friends and Favorites."

      Then they should have a "Dorks and Doofuses". I want to mark reviewers as such and not see their doofy reviews anymore. I better patent that...

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      I live ze unknown. I love ze unknown. I am ze unknown.
  226. Re:Known, but why isn't anything being done about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh crap, did I miss the memo? We're now supposed to add ebay to the list of websites real nerds must hate? (And by the looks of this article, amazon too?)

    Hmmm... you are new here. Amazon has been on the sh*t list for well over a year (see the other /. article about 1-click patent).

  227. I can confirm it. by NetDanzr · · Score: 2, Informative
    As somebody who writes reviews for Epinions, GameRankings, Netjak and Amazon, I can confirm that Amazon does delete, or at least postpone negative reviews for new products. Basically, if you write anything with three stars or less as the first review for the product, Amazon will wait for a few five-star reviews before adding yours, which then afects the rating by maybe half a star. That's in the good case; often a valid one-star review gets deleted. The vast majority of one-star reviews that get published is so badly written that it only enforces the idea that only morons would not like the product.

    As a rule of thumb, I visit third-party sites for product reviews. These sites do have links to the given products and earn a little on comissions, but in general strive to provide an objective and balanced service.

  228. In My Humble Opinion.... by greymond · · Score: 1

    If a review starts off like this:
    "Some Book, by Joe Somebody is a tail of adventure and intrigue set in 18th century London....."

    - It's not a real reviewer but a marketing person for either the publisher or the author or amazon IMO and I don't trust it

    BUT If a review is more like:
    "This book kicked ass! The story was about a killer in the 18th century that ate people too!"

    - then I am more inclined to beleive that opinion.

  229. Re:And how much did Epinions pay you to write this by DancingSword · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My favourite feature of the epinions.com site is that one can quickly see the top-rated items in a category, and then go and glance at the 'cons' section of each review of the interesting ones, and therefore quickly know-about anything that would clobber one's intended use for the thing...

    If I care about rapid-fire photography .. and particular good-rated cameras have no capability to do it .. probably that non-capability will be noted in one of the reviews 'cons' section, and .. then I know ( having not had to trust a single+solitary reviewer or a 'review'-site )...
    Particularly important when amazon.com seems to be interested in suppressing non-favourable reviews .. to make sure that the market doesn't choose objectively, eh?

    ( yes I know that permitting correct perception damages established entity's profits, and yes I know that that is 'evil' to market/economist types, but human-real worth is worth more to me than monetary appearances are )

    Also, the reviews on epinions give me the 'gotchas' to look out for, so I understand the requirements ( for a given kind-of-item ) better!
    Many thanks to everyone who makes public valid reviews, because without such we ( or 'the market' ... ) cannot evolve, but rather would only devolve, as marketing displaced, totally, vital perception.

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  230. Gardenweb? by OrbNobz · · Score: 1

    I'm not a member, but I have found a whole bunch of items I have researched before on this online forum. I think it's only useful for Home and Garden items, but I haven't looked here from the start before.
    I usually start at epinions, get some ideas, model numbers, etc., then I plug the model numbers into Google and look for more reviews that way.
    I'm still looking for a free version of Consumer Reports website...

    - OrbNobz
    In Soviet Russia...We are belong to all your base.

  231. Re:Known, but why isn't anything being done about by danshapiro · · Score: 1
    Yahoo Auctions does what you suggest--the auction continues until the bidding stops. But I read an article a while ago that posited that this is *worse* for consumers. Since serious bidders submit their bids very late, Ebay effectively has a sealed-bid auction system. Everyone submits their high bid with no knowledge of the other bidders' actions, and there's not much "bidding up"*. The article claimed that, on average, sale prices in sealed-bid auctions were better than in do-I-have-another-bid type auctions. And ebay is even better than sealed bid, because you don't pay your sealed bid, you pay the second highest bid plus epsilon. So net-net, while it may be frustrating and confusing for newbies, on average, the ebay system may be better for consumers.

    *this is notably untrue for many auctions, I realize; the logic only applies to auctions with lots of "sniping".

    --
    This posting is provided "AS IS" with no warranties, and confers no rights.
  232. Re:Actually, they are probably getting paid to pos by leek · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yes, reviewers are paid to give rave reviews, just like search engines are paid to increase web page rankings.

    Once, after I gave a rave review, I got an email several months later from John Wiley & Sons, offering me $50 to review a similar book of theirs. (This was back when Amazon.com put email addresses next to reviewers' names.)

    I don't remember if the paid review was to be submitted to a bookseller's site, or to more conventional book review media.

  233. Re:Known, but why isn't anything being done about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn right. Mod the parent up!!!

  234. Nobody is pointing out the obvious? by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 2

    I've surfed all the Score: 3+ comments. I really am not seeing people express what was is such an obvious pattern to me.

    First, these reviews may be getting five stars, but in the majority of cases, only a minority of people are finding them useful. If they're not useful, they're trash. How can you write hundreds of honest reviews and not write things that people find helpful?

    The *majority* of the product reviews (not book reviews) follow a painfully obvious format:

    "Spider veins on my legs have been the bane of my existence for some time now, but when those little blue lines appeared on my chin it was too much." --- Some small personal reference to the product in a sentence.

    "I'd been hiding the veins on my legs with a concealer, which was an okay solution. Then someone recommended this product from Joey New York." --- What I had been doing, and the switch.

    "After a few weeks the veins on my chin are no longer visible, and the veins on my legs have greatly diminished." --- A positive testimonial.

    "Thanks to my friend and Joey!" --- A compliment back to the product.

    Frankly, this format can be easily used to write positive reviews about any product you can come up with. Go ahead. Try it yourself. Use, say, Linux. Or a bath soap.

    These are NOT reviews. These are advertising copy that gives absolutely no information about the product other than, "I was doing something else but then I did this and it was all better."

    Remember: "This isn't just a clock - it's a total experience!"

  235. Futureshop in Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Futureshop used to have "customer reviews" associated with their products. The problem was that you didn't have to buy the product, and they gave out prizes if you wrote reviews.

    This then led to a whole culture of people writing insanely positive reviews for things they had no idea about. It made the entire customer review useless. "I don't have this, but it sure looks great!" being one I remember.

  236. Re:No you can't... by lugonn · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Your so full of it. Just becuase you submit a some reviews to Amazon(and save them editorial fees probably) doesn't mean you know the process it takes to put it on the site.

    However, I was a 'Catalogue Specialist' (the people who post new listings) at Amazon for a few months and I can confirm you don't have a clue. You seem to think that Amazon has a whole staff of people making sure that product rankings are high, when in fact, they could give a shit what the ranking is. The only people I've ever heard of bitching about ranking and reviews were authors, complaining about their books negative listing.

    In fact I have a memorable and funny story to illustate just how much Amazon could care less about the reviews and rankings.

    There was a book about female orgasms that a married couple had written that was supposed to teach you a technique for giving her more pleasure during sex. Well, several reviews of the book went like this: "Hey ladies, save yourself the time and money on this book, and just rub your clit during sex."

    So the authors send us an email saying to take the reviews down cuase it basically gives away the reason for reading the book, which was basically telling women they'll have better sex if they rub their clit during intercourse.

    I was the one that had to answer the author, and I was at a loss. a) Lose books sales on a stupid book and keep the review up or b) take the reviews down and let people get screwed. I asked my supervisor. He couldn't stop laughing. So after the whole dept comes and laughs the request from these 2 moron authors, it was decided to leave the reviews up becuase they were legit critiques of a rather silly book.

    So what was the point of that story...to a) illustrate how Amazon could really care less about ranking and b) that there is no review/rating conspiricy at Amazon.

    I have a feeling the reviews in 'question' were like this, "This thing sucks, and it took an extra day to get here." Or some similar crap. In that case, yeah it gets rejected cuase it's a space waster.

  237. Re:Trust or (AMazon can not be trusted!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wrote a review to a very obscure book "The Algorithmic Beauty of Plants (The Virtual Laboratory)
    by Przemyslaw Prusinkiewicz, Aristid Lindenmayer, Prezemyslaw Prusinkiewicz, M. Cutter

    The Reviewer: A reader from United States
    is me

    An what I wrote was serverly doctored!

    Is that legal to claim it was me who wrote that?

  238. An easy way to solve this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we all ask nicely, maybe Signal11 will give the amazon review editors a call and "fix" G. Cooke's account.

  239. Brilliant Find! by TygerFish · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The original poster has a great eye!

    You can't prove that Gail Cooke is a professional copywriter but you can say that she writes exactly like one.

    How's this for evidence:

    In a country famous for its difficulties in teaching reading and writing, Ms. Cooke has learned to write in short, concise sentences using well-chosen adjectives and without any of the most common spelling and punctuation errors. She even ends everything with an airy flourish of praise.

    If she isnt a professional copywriter, she should be one.

    Big hint: Could Amazon be using people like her to write ad-copy into their reviews? Could they also use others? Say, someone with a more masculine voice and approach? Perhaps someone with a love for computers and digital cameras?

    Bigger hint: I have a two-sentence resume. It says that I spend a lot of time at home and, that I am rotten to the core.

    --
    To mail me, remove the 'mailno' from my email addy.
    "Yeah. It smells, too..."
  240. Re:I worked in Amazon's Catalogue Dept (insight) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hopefully said reviewers don't mangle my review as bad as you mangled your post.

    "cuase" * 2
    "relavence"
    "We barley had enough time" as opposed to wheat?

  241. another kind of "bombing" by theCat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We all know about "Google Bombing". This is the same thing, "Amazon Bombing", and involving public perceptions and trust being leveraged over the Internet. Amazon is a huge retail presence, and on top of that they have a public interface to their product review/promotion API! Cha-ching...the sound of money.

    But the same thing happened when the snake oil salesman rode his wagon into town in the 1800's. There would be a plant, a shill, in the crowd who on cue would get all hysterical about the presentation and appear buy 6 bottles. Cha-ching...the oil flowed.

    But then again, some celebrity going on about how great some gadget or pill is isn't so different; just playing on your goofy, unquestioning trust.

    Trust is the ultimate sales API, and goes straight to the brain stem. Your instincts are used against you and...cha-ching...everywhere the sound of money.

    --
    =^..^= all your rodent are belong to us
  242. Reviews from company by jpsowin · · Score: 1

    I have noticed this in the past when dealing with Amazon. I did quite a few check-ups on the people doing the "this is great blah blah blah" reviews and almost inevitably they worked for the company of the product I was looking at. So I'm not sure if it is Amazon as much as the individual companies. At least, that was my experience. ;)

  243. Re:read Amazon's policies blockhead by lugonn · · Score: 2
    ...you have a fair point, but you didn't read amazon's conditions of use. Had you done so, you would see that they are not allowed to post defamitory reviews. If you have a crusade, then build a website of your own, instead of highjacking someone elses.

    Becuase I know you won't read it on your own, I've posted the relavent portion of Amazon's policy.

    "Visitors may post reviews, comments, and other content; send e-cards and other communications; and submit suggestions, ideas, comments, questions, or other information, so long as the content is not illegal, obscene, threatening, defamatory, invasive of privacy, infringing of intellectual property rights, or otherwise injurious to third parties or objectionable and does not consist of or contain software viruses, political campaigning, commercial solicitation, chain letters, mass mailings, or any form of "spam." You may not use a false e-mail address, impersonate any person or entity, or otherwise mislead as to the origin of a card or other content. Amazon.com reserves the right (but not the obligation) to remove or edit such content, but does not regularly review posted content."

    Does this seem like a reasonable explaination for your review not getting posted? Or is it more reasonable to assume that a whole company supports crimes against children? Get some counciling blockhead.

  244. The bad reviews are better by erixtark · · Score: 1

    This is why the bad reviews say so much more about the product than the good ones. Of course, it might be a competitive company trying to write its competitor down, so you never know.

    Read'em with open eyes, I guess.

  245. Well, why don't we just ask him/her? by shylock0 · · Score: 1
    In the interest of fairness and curiosity (two qualities I feel are embodied in Slashdot), I figured it might be prudent to ask Mr./Ms. Cooke directly. With that in mind, I have obtained his/her e-mail address from his/her Amazon.com profile. The following is the text of an e-mail I sent:

    Mr./Ms. Cooke,

    I thought that it would be polite to tell you that a discussion concerning the validity of your Amazon.com reviews is taking place on Slashdot.org, a popular bulletin board web site about the Internet and other aspects of computing.

    The post, and corresponding discussion, can be accessed at the following URL:

    http://ask.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/12/11/22 45234&mode=thread&tid=95

    Though I have not taken part in the discussion, most of the comments are negative, and I thought that if you were aware of the situation you might be able to defend yourself or offer an explanation. A copy of this correspondence will be posted to the bulletin board, and in the interest of dialogue, fairness, and curiosity, it is my hope that you will reply by posting directly to Slashdot. If you would prefer not to post directly to Slashdot, I would be happy to act as courier for any statements you would like to make in that forum.

    Regards,
    emailaddressedremoved@domain.com; Slashdot name: shylock0

    --
    Statistically speaking, there's a 99.998% chance that my IQ is higher than yours. Get over it.
  246. As Far as Books Go.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I failed to do this for the longest time but, if I'm thinking about maybe purchasing a book, I dont necesarily read the reviews online. Instead, I'll either go to Barnes and Nobles and check out the book myself, or *gasp* check it out at the library if they carry it. Just a thought.

  247. Re:Some do Some don't by lugonn · · Score: 3, Funny
    Amazon has an editorial staff of hundreds that review the various things they sell. That does not mean they only get paid for writing favorable reviews.

    This lady is not an Amazon employee or on their payroll, she is just looking for validation for her meaningless life by publishing reviews and GIVING them to web sites. GIVE is the important qualifier here.

  248. Re:You can trust the 'Anonymous Coward' brand! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BYAHAHAHAHahahaaaaaa!!
    man, that was the funniest thing i've heard during my whole boring day at work.

  249. Easy to say whiy she rates five stars always.... by Dynamus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... to keep nice stuff coming in from the people who makes it. If I build something and want it to be reviewed in order to get some attention, I better be sure not to be trashed... El Alex Dinamo

  250. In this case, she does exist by netmask · · Score: 1


    Gail is just someone who doesn't have a life.. She's a reporter for the Dallas Star.. Maybe she gets off on Amazon reviews or something.. Or, since she can't write about any real stories, she just makes stuff up for these products.. Longing to be 'someone', but being a top 10 reviewer.

  251. Trust this by vudmaska · · Score: 1

    I highly recommend trusting any and all reviews you may encounter.

    --

    my other sig sucks less

  252. Re:Known, but why isn't anything being done about by bbtom · · Score: 1

    I saw that on some awful old auctions site. They basically extended it 10 minutes if you tried to bid in the last 10 minutes. It worked really well that I can't remember the name of the site it was on.

    --
    catch (HumourFailureException e) { e.user.send("You, sir, are a humourless idiot."); }
  253. I worked for a PR company by bman08 · · Score: 1

    We not only submitted dozens of positive book reviews of a client to amazon, but we also used an extras casting company to fill a booksigning with "fans". The result, a spot on the LA times bestseller list for our client and a movie option in the same week.

  254. Re:No you can't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  255. Re:No you can't... by Sanga · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Your reply is off the mark. The poster was talking about big releases and not about some little known dummies guide.

    And with all due respect, had there been a conspiracy taking place in Amazon, I have the feeling that you were not high enough to be in on it.

  256. Re:I worked in Amazon's Catalogue Dept (insight) by lugonn · · Score: 2
    Gimmie a break. I write in syntax for a living, not words. Either way my meaning was clear, and that is the point of communication you pendantic $unflattering_noun.

    Juxtapose:

    • cuase = cAUse
    • relavence = relEvAnce
    • barley = barELy

    Is that better $unflattering_noun? Dyslexia is not an eastern-bloc country.

  257. Re:No you can't... by lugonn · · Score: 2

    No...I can't remember the title. I'll have to go digging for it. Damn, where's the 'pubgrep' tool when I need it.

  258. censorship by joe094287523459087 · · Score: 1

    i have had them change the wording of my reviews. for example they changed the word "crap" to the word "fair" - heh heh.

  259. Here's the Reason Why by dananderson · · Score: 2
    For books, there are a "professional" reviewers out there. They get paid by receiving a free copy of the product. Most of them give glowing reviews. Be suspicious if you see a reviewer who has reviewed hundreds or thousands of unrelated products.

    I suppose the same may apply now to non-books, but I have no personal knowledge of that.

  260. Re:No you can't... by TomServo · · Score: 1

    One quick question: Was this back in the heydey of Amazon, or more recently?

    I know early on where I worked, money was flowing so freely that we didn't care if something got a bad review. We were all going to be rich either way, I mean, it's the Intarweb!!

    When things started to turn sour though, people starting paying a little more attention to anything that would start bringing just a little more money in. Didn't work though, we still went under.

  261. First filter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't it possible that the first filter filters out 'negative' reviews based on certain keywords? After all, you were just part of the 2nd phase filter, and (I presume) you didn't program the backend and first filter, so how could you know?

    Often management tells their employees one thing and implements something completely different.

  262. Re:No you can't... by lugonn · · Score: 2
    Off the mark? WTF? Are you serious? Do you think the stupid reviews are really that important? Man, find a way to return back to earth.

    had there been a conspiracy taking place in Amazon, I have the feeling that you were not high enough to be in on it.

    Your right, I had nothing to do with Oprah's Book Club. But it would've been pretty easy to find out if the reviews were being feltched in the position I was in. All I'd have to do is look at the site and I'd know. It's not rocket science. And you give Amazon WAAYYY to much credit to think they have the time/money/inclination to sit around and alter the reviews that come in for "big releases". Big Releases sell themselves, that's why you consider them "big releases". How would a few altered customer reviews make a difference? Think about it.

    In fact, you probably won't believe this, but Amazon spends time/money making sure that authors and they're friends don't post positive reviews for their publications, to artificially alter the books ratings.

  263. For a quick check on quality control in Amazon by bons · · Score: 2

    Do a quick search on Bill Keane.

    Once upon a time there was something called the Disfunctional Family Circus. And it made it's way over to Amazon. While most of those wonderful reviews are now gone, apparently the spirt has been kept alive.

    I Just Dropped Grandma! (Family Circus)
    "This is a tragic tale in which the beloved Granny is exposed to a radioactive meteorite which causes her shrink quite rapidly. The children think she is a doll, unfortunately, and stuff her into clothes and make her go to the mall in her Barbie (r) convertible, and to play WWF Wrestling. But tragedy occurs when they "accidently" drop her out the window. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wave Granny goodbye!"

    The Family Circus Sings Christmas Songs
    "This lost classic of America's favorite family moves beyond the limits of the time, space and tempo. Thel and the clan bring new meaning to these classic tunes by changing the words of classic Xmas songs we have loved through the ages. You'll love Billy's version of "We wish you a hare krishna!", and Dolly's sensitive new version of "Oh Come All Ye Fat-holes," and tears will roll with 'ol Gandpa's "I'll Be Dead For Christmas."

    These songs will take on a new meaning for America in the post-9/11 world, as we try and link our past with the new world each 9/11 brings us"

    Unquestionably the Family Circus
    "This book makes profound statements in the form of a question, when Jeffy and Barfy get hooked on Jeopardy and grandma gambles the family savings on one Final Jeopardy question.

    They think they are sure to win once they see the Final Jeopardy category is "Dead Grandpas Look'n Down From Heaven," so they bet it all. During the commercial break, "Not Me", "Ida Know" and "Just B. Cause" whisper in Jeffy's left ear that the question is sure to be: "Who is Aaron Carter?"

    Poor Jeffy! When the answer is: "He's really burning in heck! He's not up in heaven after all." Jeffy panics and doesn't write "Who is 'ol Grandpa" and goes with Aaron Carter. The Circus clan loses their home in a side wager that Grandma had placed in Las Vegas and they all end homeless.

    A beautiful tale, with something for the whole family (dogs and all)."

  264. Repeating "convention wisdom" for illiterates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Programming is not an excuse. Programmers are smart enough to be able to spell, spellcheck, or check a dictionary.

    Not doing at least one of these three things is pure laziness. You tell us all "Here's my opinion, but I don't care about it enough to even check it for simple mistakes". If you don't care enough about your opinion to write it properly, why should the rest of us?

    People like you think your meaning is clear simply because you know what you wanted to say, but you force everyone else to try and figure out what the hell you DID mean from context, which means reading your opinion is a task that requires effort. I want to spend my time considering people's opinions, not trying to decipher them. "Your" vs "You're" is a kindergarten level mistake, and it makes sentences a PITA to read.

    Take some pride in your writing, and show at least a LITTLE consideration for the people you supposedly want to communicate with. I count at least 2 child-level grammatical errors, and 6 separate spelling errors, some repeated. Fine, some people can't spell, but those that can't should recognise this, and be extra vigilant in checking their writing.

    1. Re:Repeating "convention wisdom" for illiterates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking slashdot moderators at work.

      I'm on topic for this particular thread - if I'm offtopic, why isn't the whole thread marked offtopic?

      Whoever you are, you're a mindless fascist, modding down stuff you don't agree with. God forbid you should actually try and counter the points logically.

    2. Re:Repeating "convention wisdom" for illiterates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      This reminds me of that one story .. what did they call it... oh yeah The Hobbit and you see what happened was that there were these three trolls and they were going to eat the Hobbit and stuff and then like it was day time and the Trolls were all turned to stone and stuff. It was pretty good and over all I would recommend it.

    3. Re:Repeating "convention wisdom" for illiterates by 2short · · Score: 1
      "Programmers are smart enough to be able to spell, spellcheck, or check a dictionary"

      And smart enough to appropriately prioritize carefully spell checking their slashdot posts.
      Seriously, if you're counting spelling errors in slashdot posts, you're doing it because you like to.
      And by the way:
      Spell check is two words, "vs" should have a period, and you misspelled "recognize".
      Pot, meet Kettle.

    4. Re:Repeating "convention wisdom" for illiterates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      spellcheck can be spelled as one word
      vs is syllistically more elegant than vs.
      recognise is recognised as proper English in some parts

      that lugonn guy has made several posts in which he claims to have experience in the department that edits reviews, and yet his writing exhibits some pretty basic errors of grammar, spelling and punctuation--it goes to credibility

      --Another AC

    5. Re:Repeating "convention wisdom" for illiterates by albionsoft · · Score: 1

      Spell check is two words, "vs" should have a period, and you misspelled "recognize".

      "Recognise" and "recognise" are both correct. Americans favour one, the British the other. Neither are wrong. You're right about the importance of spelling in Slashdot though.

    6. Re:Repeating "convention wisdom" for illiterates by lugonn · · Score: 2
      Maybe I don't give a fuck about my spelling on slashdot. I'm not getting paid to post. However, I was getting paid by Amazon so I double checked my correspondence. Do you see the difference?

      it goes to credibility

      Hmmmm...I thought that was what Karma: Excellent (mostly affected by moderation done to your comments) was for.

      Besides, it's fun to see anal limies like you get all worked up over a couple misspelled words. Hahahahaha!

  265. Re:No you can't... by lugonn · · Score: 2
    Oh yeah...this was like in jan - april of 1999...the peak of the dotscam. I haven't worked at Amazon for years, but I knew a lot about the review system. The original reason I got brought in as a temp was to help reduce the review load that came in over the holidays (30,000!). And they just kept finding more for us to do.

    Based on what I know and saw...they don't have the manpower to pull those kinda backhanded tricks (they'd get caught fast). It's cheaper to keep the reviews in tact and try to ignore them, then to mess with em. Trust me. They have millions of entries to mess with, no way could they pull it off. They aren't the US gov.

    The customer reviews really don't have much of an impact book sales. It's usually the little unknown books when it matters. When nobody knows anything about a book, and word of mouth is everything. Stuff that appears on bestseller list sells itself.

  266. Stars can be misleading by Helios292 · · Score: 1

    Well, I think mostly the best way to "trust" a customer review is not base it on the stars they put up, but put more weight in how well thought out, clear and concise the review is. What would probably improve things is a moderation system similar to this one. I've met more than a few trolls that think twice before stirring up shit or post randomly if they realize that if they act stupid, they'll likely simply be ignored. Just an idea.

  267. Does O'Reilly do this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recently noticed something interesting when browsing for some Web development books:

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/067232454 7/

    There are 4 "instead of" recommendations for an O'Reilly book, even though this book has not been published.

    Makes you wonder.

    1. Re:Does O'Reilly do this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bill O'Reilly is entirely too busy to do such a thing.

      Between hosting the "most hard-hitting, no nonsense news talk show" and jerking off in front of a mirror, there is simply no time for that.

    2. Re:Does O'Reilly do this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the funniest fucking thing I've seen all day...

  268. Re:No you can't... by NetDanzr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's nice that you worked for Amazon, just at the time when I, as an investment analyst in real life, criticized Amazon for allowing bad reviews for products ;)

    In one of the other replies, you spoke about not enoug manpower to handle all the incoming reviews. That may be true, but tell me: is it so hard to create a script that will automatically flag all low-rating reviews for personal attention while chack 4+ star reviews for profanities only and then publish them immediatelly? Otherwise, how do you explain that out of 11 products I gave a negative review as the first customer, five have never appeared on the site and the other six appeared with a 1-2 weeks delay? How do you explain that the turnaround for any positive review of mine was below 24 hours? Having written over 300 reviews so far, I have some more recent statistics to show.

    Don't get me wrong: I don't blame Amazon. As I indicated at the beginning: censoring out negative reviews at Amazon is a very sound business decision, and I would be very surprised if Amazon wasn't doing it. Thus, trusting the rating at Amazon is foolish, and nobody with a genuine interest in a good purchase should be doing it.

  269. No! by m3b3l33 · · Score: 1

    I always used to read consumer reviews @ http://futureshop.ca but then I bought a TV Tuner card from them which didn't work at all with Windows 98 (I put it on Linux and it worked without a hitch), so then I sent a review in saying it didn't work with Windows 98, but it did with Linux, and it never got posted. I did this about three months ago. Go there and you'll notice *all* the reviews are positive, they may have 1 or 2 negative points, but in the end it's always good.

  270. I know! by Mattsson · · Score: 1

    Kill them!
    That'll teach them a lesson!
    While we're at it, lets kill the spammers and the people doing popup advertising too.

    --
    /.Mattsson - My native language is not English, so please don't whine over linguistic errors. (That's lame anyway...)
  271. Yes and No. by GuNgA-DiN · · Score: 1

    To some exent it is probably true. I know there are ad firms that would do this. But, I would suspect that a lot of these people are also members of the affiliate program. The more they recommend the better their chance of selling stuff.

  272. It's very simple... by ctar · · Score: 2

    Never take those 'top 100' 'top 10' whatever reviewers seriously...They're always suspect, and always positive. Other than that, all the reviews I've done have been posted on Amazon within a few weeks, so I know that the majority of reviews are by Joe Schmoe like me.

    I personally love amazon reviews, and have made many purchasing decisions based on them. I don't think I would have bought half the stuff at Amazon I have, if it weren't for their 'real' customer reviews...

    1. Re:It's very simple... by surgeonsmate · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm another Joe Blow reviewer. If I finish a book and it's good, I like to share the news. If it's a dud, I'll also pass that on, particularly if I've wasted money or a lot of time on it. The in-between stuff, who cares.

  273. How Real is Real? by TheDreamDragon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm wondering if this Gail Cooke is a real person at all. Remember David Manning of The Ridgefield Press? That was the Make-Believe Movie Reviewer that Sony created to give their films glowing reviews.The internet breeds such things.

    I am reminded of a section of George Orwell's 1984 where Whinston Smith (the protagonist) has to rewrite a bit of history and decides to create a dead hero to be the subject of Big Brother's rant instead of the commitee long since dismantled.

    "What was needed was a piece of pure fantasy. Suddenly there sprang into his mind, ready made as it were, the image of a certain Comrade Ogilvy, who had recently died in battle, in heroic circumstances. There were occasions when Big Brother devoted his Order for the Day to commemorating some humble, rank-and-file Party member whose life and death he held up as an example worthy to be followed. Today he should commemorate Comrade Ogilvy. It was true that there was no such person as Comrade Ogilvy, but a few lines of print and a couple of faked photographs would soon bring him into existence. ...
    Comrade Ogilvy, who had never existed in the present, now existed in the past, and when once the act of forgery was forgotten, he would exist just as authentically, and upon the same evidence, as Charlemagne or Julius Caesar.

  274. Check out this archive of fake reviews.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Here's a collection of "fake" reviews posted on gamestop.com...

    Gamesuck.com Review Archive

    It's hard to believe that a human being actually approved some of those!!! (make sure to hit the banner ad on this page :-))

  275. The thing about Gail Cooke is... by bjtuna · · Score: 1, Troll

    she's a MAN, baby! yeah!

  276. Re:No you can't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    In fact, you probably won't believe this, but Amazon spends time/money making sure that authors and they're friends don't post positive reviews for their publications, to artificially alter the books ratings.

    Hmmmmm.. I guess they missed this one.

    Not that I'm biased..., January 18, 2001
    Reviewer: Kendra K. Hodges from Little Rock, AR United States
    I think this is a wonderful book. Anyone interested in World War II information will find it to be very informative. And I'm not saying that just because I'm marrying the author. Really! It's a great book! I promise!

    By the way, she gave the book five stars.

  277. Not all Amazon reviews are bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This one's great.

    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/01 40 502416/qid=1039753613/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_1/?v=glance& s=books&n=507846

    5802 of 5947 people found the following review helpful:

    5 out of 5 stars

    Ping! I love that duck!, January 25, 2000
    Reviewer: John E. Fracisco (see more about me) from El Segundo

    PING! The magic duck!

    Using deft allegory, the authors have provided an insightful and intuitive explanation of one of Unix's most venerable networking utilities. Even more stunning is that they were clearly working with a very early beta of the program, as their book first appeared in 1933, years (decades!) before the operating system and network infrastructure were finalized.

    The book describes networking in terms even a child could understand, choosing to anthropomorphize the underlying packet structure. The ping packet is described as a duck, who, with other packets (more ducks), spends a certain period of time on the host machine (the wise-eyed boat). At the same time each day (I suspect this is scheduled under cron), the little packets (ducks) exit the host (boat) by way of a bridge (a bridge). From the bridge, the packets travel onto the internet (here embodied by the Yangtze River).

    The title character -- er, packet, is called Ping. Ping meanders around the river before being received by another host (another boat). He spends a brief time on the other boat, but eventually returns to his original host machine (the wise-eyed boat) somewhat the worse for wear.

    If you need a good, high-level overview of the ping utility, this is the book. I can't recommend it for most managers, as the technical aspects may be too overwhelming and the basic concepts too daunting.

    Problems With This Book

    As good as it is, The Story About Ping is not without its faults. There is no index, and though the ping(8) man pages cover the command line options well enough, some review of them seems to be in order. Likewise, in a book solely about Ping, I would have expected a more detailed overview of the ICMP packet structure.

    But even with these problems, The Story About Ping has earned a place on my bookshelf, right between Stevens' Advanced Programming in the Unix Environment, and my dog-eared copy of Dante's seminal work on MS Windows, Inferno. Who can read that passage on the Windows API ("Obscure, profound it was, and nebulous, So that by fixing on its depths my sight -- Nothing whatever I discerned therein."), without shaking their head with deep understanding. But I digress.

  278. Christ, You Think THAT'S Bad! by Shturmovik · · Score: 0

    Try getting a negative review of 'The Matrix' accepted on the Internet Movie Database! Somebody at IMDB is a zit-faced, trenchcoat-wearing, vampire movie-loving virgin, that's for sure...! ;p

  279. Re:Known, but why isn't anything being done about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Egghead auctions had something like this about 3+ years ago. The auction had a closing time. If someone bid on an item as the auction was closing, the time would extend for a few minutes. The auction end times were relative, and did not apply for "popular" items that saw a lot of bids. At least this is how I remember it.

  280. Web Hosting Reviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try this. Type "web hosting" into google. See this

    http://www.tophostreviews.com

    Totally bogus.

  281. people really do get confused... by JoeMac · · Score: 1
    It's funny because it's true.

    So last spring a buddy of mine and I were going to a climb a mountain near Leadville, CO. He's a real smart guy but kind of a mountain man, not too up on Internet lingo. We got to talking about climbingboulder.com, a great resource for CO climbers that has a commenting system for routes. We talked about the people that posted comments on the site and he said:

    "There's this one guy on there that I fucking strive to be like. This Anonymous Coward guy, dumb name, but he's climbed *all over*. I don't know he does it."

    I couldn't keep a straight face for very long. It had never occurred to him to take the name literally ;-)

  282. Re:You can trust the 'Anonymous Coward' brand! by foodb4nk · · Score: 0

    How much did they pay you to fsck that polar bear??

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  283. Re:Known, but why isn't anything being done about by Chester+K · · Score: 2

    This problem ranks right up there along with eBay auctions and the fact that they "close" at a given point in time. In the real world, an auction continues as long as people are making bids. eBay should extend an auction by 5 minutes or an hour or a day each time someone bids on an item. That'd get rid of "last minute bid services". (I'd suggest a 5 minute extension - because then there's a natural time for everyone interested in an item to "gather" together and do the final bidding.)

    If I'm not mistaken they had something like that at one point. If not eBay, then I definately remember seeing it on some auction site. I seem to remember them describing it as "Going, Going, Gone". A look at eBay today shows that they just use that phrase for auctions that are going to end soon, not because they've been extended.

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  284. This explains everything by tcoady · · Score: 1
    Thanks for this thread: it explains why the negative review I posted for Europe by Train by Katie Wood never appeared. I was really annoyed by this book as it contained a surplus of repetitive, condescending advice and invited readers who had the ability to write concisely to submit their work to the author but only on dead trees. I was tempted to write directly but knowing I'd be ignored I thought writing a negative review would be the perfect revenge for having to lug this drivel around Europe by Train, but I did not realise that Amazon delete unfavorable reviews.


    In the end I think this is Amazons loss since the whole idea of their review system depended on the trust of genuine reviewers. I hope the press picks up on this story so amazon visitors and reviewers realise the reviews are a waste of time and space.

  285. Re:Known, but why isn't anything being done about by halbritt · · Score: 1

    This problem ranks right up there along with eBay auctions and the fact that they "close" at a given point in time. In the real world, an auction continues as long as people are making bids. eBay should extend an auction by 5 minutes or an hour or a day each time someone bids on an item. That'd get rid of "last minute bid services". (I'd suggest a 5 minute extension - because then there's a natural time for everyone interested in an item to "gather" together and do the final bidding.)

    Ebay doesn't host real-time auctions, they host auctions where one bids by proxy. In these sort of auctions it's a very common thing to end the auction a a given time. To properly bid on an auction of this sort, one simply bids the maximum amount one is willing to pay for an item and the software does the rest. Unfortunately, since it isn't a sealed bid system, many fools seem to think that it is a real-time auction and bid it as such. This behavior only encouraging bidding wars which inevitably raise the price of an item. The only wise thing to do, given this sort of behavior is to bid at the last possible moment. If a person correctly uses the proxy bidding process and bids more than an individual using a sniping service then that person will win the auction. Extending auctions by five minutes would solve no real problem, but it would very likely cause winning bids to increase relative to the actual value of the item sold. Based on personal experience, this is already the case the majority of the time and the situation doesn't need to be exacerbated, as it can only drive away buyers.

  286. Re:No you can't... by solferino · · Score: 2

    a parent-post-personally-abusive and corporate defensive posting gets moderated +5 interesting??!

  287. Re:Trust or (AMazon can not be trusted!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If you do post content or submit material, and unless we indicate otherwise, you grant Amazon.com and its affiliates a nonexclusive, royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, and fully sublicensable right to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, and display such content throughout the world in any media. You grant Amazon.com and its affiliates and sublicensees the right to use the name that you submit in connection with such content, if they choose. You represent and warrant that you own or otherwise control all of the rights to the content that you post; that the content is accurate; that use of the content you supply does not violate this policy and will not cause injury to any person or entity; and that you will indemnify Amazon.com or its affiliates for all claims resulting from content you supply. Amazon.com has the right but not the obligation to monitor and edit or remove any activity or content. Amazon.com takes no responsibility and assumes no liability for any content posted by you or any third party."

    You can't very well sue for copyright infringement. Your case could possibly used in a class action suit if you have some evidence that they are attempting to decieve customers, but on the face of it that seems unlikely.

    What's the book like, really?

  288. It's easy by Mr_Silver · · Score: 2
    Do you think those people are paid by Amazon or some company? Do you trust them?

    Ask yourself this question, what does the website have to gain if the review is favourable?

    In the case of Amazon, you purchase something from them. Therefore it wouldn't be too cynical to suggest that they'd rather people submit good reviews than bad ones.

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  289. Maybe she's not one, but many by forged · · Score: 2
    Has it occured to you that Mrs Cooke may not be one physical person ? That could just be an online identity used online by a whole staff.

    Some telemarketing company use the same technique. "When you call back, ask for Stephanie." and you'll be redirected to a particular branch office with many working there, all under the handle Stephanie. It's a way for the branch managers to track returning customers after a particular operation for instance.

  290. Sorry, but I like Amazon reviews by melonman · · Score: 2

    I buy mainly programming books, and I find the comments extremely useful on the whole. I'm amazed how candid some of the comments are: on more than one occasion I have been thinking of buying a book, and the reviews have been so bad I have changed my mind.

    Reviews are like interviews: if they are good, they don't tell you much, but if they are bad, they are usually worth listening to. On the occasions I have bought a book from Amazon in spite of the bad reviews, I have usually ended up agreeing with the negative review.

    And I can't imagine that Amazon care much: if I go to their site, it's because I want to buy a book, so helping me to buy the right book makes sense for them and me. It's a win-win situation.

    My one frustration is that there are not more reviews for some of the more specialised books. But then maybe I should submit some myself...

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  291. Re:Known, but why isn't anything being done about by Kanasta · · Score: 2

    when u do that, u should patent doing fake reviews.

    also, patent doing fake reviews under many names, since after amazon's staff read this, they'll prolly wise up and generate random profiles for reviews...

  292. Re:No you can't... by zonker · · Score: 0

    i would think that amazon would also stop selling certain things that weren't getting good ratings after a period of time. it would make business sense to do so.

    instead of having 10 products and 2 of them are found to be crap, eliminate them altogether and have 8 great products.

    it is my guess that amazon does this and that is partially why you don't see too many things that have been available for a long time with very low recommendations and rankings (or stars)...

  293. Nononono by nidarus · · Score: 1

    What we see here is infinite recursion. This is neither a buffer overflow nor a segmentation fault. It's clearly a STACK OVERFLOW.

  294. Technical reviews by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2

    I've always found it amusing that so many people buy beginners' books on technical subjects, and then post massively pro reviews on places like Amazon about them. By definition, these people are beginners in the subject, and therefore unqualified to review the books for technical accuracy!

    By all means comment on whether you liked the writing style and presentation, but please... This is why people like Herb Schildt (familiar to almost anyone in the C(++) world) get rave reviews, yet continue to have enough serious technical errors in their work that informed critics write whole web pages pointing them out, in the hope that newbies see them first and don't get screwed because of their inherent naivety.

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  295. Never trusted those reviews by Felinoid · · Score: 1

    Oh how cute a review system etc.
    But I ignore them.
    Unless I want a good laugh..
    A clearly experts only refence reviewed as a must have for all newbies.
    A Unix programmers guide reviewed as great for NT admin.
    You usually have to have the book to see whats wrong.
    I suspect thies people review as a game. They don't know dit about the products they just want to be on the top 10 reviewers list...
    Like having your name up on a video game console before they unplug it for the day.
    And once the stink hits I'm sure Amazon will be checking out the review system.
    Look for review sites that include a voting system and reward quality not quantity.
    I've used pure review sites to check out stuff however I seldom use those reviews.
    I found a review for my favoret PDA at the time to be unusually down.
    But the total review was accurate and detailed every flaw. This would have made me think twice before buying that pda and I did eventually have to upgrade purely out of need of missing features.

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  296. Bayesian filter for Amazon reviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet it'd be really easy to get smart about filtering out bullshit reviews, if anyone ever thought it was worth bothering with.

  297. Re:No you can't... by PunchMonkey · · Score: 2

    mmmmm.. I guess they missed this one [amazon.com].

    Hey! The guy didn't say *how* much time/money amazon spent!

    Believe in all the conspiracies you want, I'm sure amazon is working on global domination, but they're going to have to compete with Microsoft, Google, and Walmart along the way, so I'm not worried.

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  298. Positive Reviews Not As Helpful As You Might Think by shylock0 · · Score: 1
    I'm going to question exactly what vendors have to gain by having a product with all good reviews. This is less true with books, but particularly so when concerning items -- like electric razors, irons, stereo receivers, speaker systems, household appliances, etc -- which have a wide range of brand and product choices for very functionally similar items.

    I took a really interesting college class entitled "Consumer Psychology" that dealt with exactly that. As a final project, we had to come up with our own study related to the cirriculum. One of the other students in the class focused on consumer-reports type reviews and their impact on purchasing behavior. He had two different sets of reviews of stereo recievers -- one gave four glowing reviews to four recievers, the other gave three mediocre/average reviews, and one glowing review. He had different sets of people read the reviews. Before and after reading the reviews, he gave them a brief set of questions about their likelihood of buying a new stereo receiver. Among those who on the first survey answered that they weren't planning on buying a stereo reciever, the three mediocre/one glowing review was more than three times as likely to stimulate a desire to purchase any stereo reciever than the four glowing reviews. Additionally, among those who were already in the market for a stereo reciever, the four glowing reviews left the consumer more confused and less likely to buy.

    The rationale is that a glowing review among poor reviews creates the appearance of a "diamond in the rough," as he termed it. People think that they've stumbled on to a great product (that has advantages over others) and they want to buy it. By giving people a clear choice, instead of blanket positive reviews, those people are more likely to overcome indecision and actually buy the product. The truth of the matter is, good

    Amazon knows that people use their reviews system to comparison shop. Not only that, but Amazon's cross-link and categories features make it really, really easy to comparison shop. If we could find an example of some top reviewers giving consistently negative reviews, then perhaps we could support the sort of conspiracy-theory arguments made in this forum. If, on the other hand, we could find that compulsive-reviewers rated high marks for particular items when there were otherwise lackluster reviews within the category. A cursory examination of the top 100 reviewers, and some of their reviews, has indicated that this probably isn't the case; maybe somebody else has time to do more in-depth research.

    In the meantime, however, speculation on the ulterior motives of apparently innocent reviewers appears to me to be both paranoid and degrading to the reviewers themselves. Innocent until proven guilty...

    Questions welcome. Comments invited.
    -Shylock

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  299. Re:Known, but why isn't anything being done about by Reziac · · Score: 2

    This would just about guarantee that I never used Ebay again, because you can always count on someone who doesn't know realistic prices coming along and bidding used stuff up over the new retail price, and the longer an auction runs, the more of this happens. No doubt would make the sellers happy, but would piss off the knowledgable buyers (except for those that just recently got sniped and are out for revenge).

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  300. Good Point by joeflies · · Score: 2
    the stalker in this case was also physically stalking her, and was also going to all the local book stores to deamnd that they not carry the book. Len Tillum said that there are measures to have police place a restraining order against the stalker, but in the online world, there's not really much that can be done.

  301. Form your own opinion based on all reviews by angle_slam · · Score: 1
    On Amazon: for non-fiction books, you can usually read the reviews and, if there is a consensus, decide to get the book or not. For instance, I was in the market for a baby book, and it seemed that all the reviewers said the book wasn't as good as another book. Since everyone pointed to the same book, it seemed like a good choice.

    Totally different question with creative works i.e., fiction books, music, movies, etc. In those categories, personal taste is very relevant and you basically have to read the reviews to determine if the reviewer knows what he/she is talking about.

    I have a pet peeve about music for instance. What I hate is when people who hate a particular genre of music, go on and post a negative review of an album. Examples are readily available on metal, rap, or trance music. Opinionated people will post and say, in essence, "trance/rap/metal sucks, is boring, repetetive, etc." These can be ignored.

    Much better reviews are ones where the poster says something like, "I have all their albums, this is not as cohesive as their 1999 release, but is commendable for . . ." These people may be lying, of course, but they are better sources for info.

    Conclusion, read the reviews and determine the credibility of the reviewers on your own. If there are too many reviews, look at the negative reviews, then the positive reviews, then the 'helpful' reviews.

  302. Resp. to Cliff's "Should we Trust Customer Reviews by sweetmolly · · Score: 1

    As an Amazon reviewer, I would like to respond to the generalized, non-specific charges against Top Ten Amazon reviewer G. Cooke. 1)A good reviewer, as G. Cooke certainly is, can write more than one review per day. 2) The best Amazon reviewers are the ones who are diversified. They write well about many subjects. 3)Amazon reviewers are NOT paid. Most of them review because they like to do so or wish to be helpful to other customers. The implied accusations toward G. Cooke sound to me like someone who is somehow envious of well-earned success. There are over one-half million reviewers for Amazon. To reach the Top Ten shows talent, determination and ability.

  303. Things that make you go HMMMM? by Drunkfux · · Score: 1
    Considering where ol' Gail happens to reside, I found the following review of hers to be a tad peculiar:

    Mittens on String--Child by Marshall Field's

    STRING ALONG WITH ME........ December 1, 2002 These mittens on a string proved so popular with the very young set that I've had to go back for more.

    One of my more energetic 9-year-old friends who is the best snow ball packer and thrower on the block loves that her hands stay warm even when she's indulging in her favorite winter pastime.

    For anyone who has never been to the Lone Star State, let me assure you that snowfall is an extreme rarity. In fact, that is the exact term that the Dallas CVB uses to describe the Winter weather. The average annual snow fall in Houston is 0.0 inches. Ignoring the fact that this lady mentions having 9-year-old "friends", I'm curious to find out how this child has developed a "favorite winter pastime" of snow ball hurlage when THERE'S NO F'N SNOW TO PACK AND THROW.

    Perhaps I just overlooked Gail Cooke's review of the snow machine she purchased 4 years ago.

    Also interesting are a few of the books Gail has reviewed at Amazon:

    The Art of Deception by Ridley Pearson
    Faking It by Jennifer Crusie
    Grave Secrets by Kathy Reichs
    This Pen for Hire by Laura Levine
    Conflict of Interest by Nancy Taylor Rosenberg
    Fleeced by Carol Higgins Clark
    Basket Case by Carl Hiaasen

    1. Re:Things that make you go HMMMM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Per your recommendation, I went to that review. Noted that the reviewer never said that her friends reside in the same state as she does. Do you not have friends who live out of your state? Seems like you were really searching for something to criticize. Who is trying to snow whom?

  304. Off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The topic of the parent's parent post was about taking it up the ass. So the parent post was ON TOPIC!