Age: 21 Born: Chattanooga, Tenn. Home: New York, NY College: New York University
Ben Curtis is a rising star who is currently starring prominently in Dell Computer Corporation's national advertising campaign as "Steven," a hip teenager who convinces his parents, his friend's parents and random people at the mall to buy computers from Dell. This campaign has been highly successful and has given Ben a great launch pad to further his thespian aspirations.
Ben recently hosted the "Sundance Report" at the Sundance Film Festival 2002 and has been seen in coverage on the Today Show, CNN, ABC's 20/20 Downtown, and in The Wall Street Journal, USA Today, the St. Petersburg Times and many other publications.
He has been dubbed a "breakout star" by Entertainment Weekly, "Gen X's answer to Where's the Beef?," by the Wall Street Journal and "lovable" by USA Today.
When Ben is not playing "Steven" he is a third year student at New York University's Tisch School of the Arts. He recently performed in a NYU production of Sam Shephard's "Buried Child" as the lead character Vince.
Ben hails from Chattanooga, Tennessee. He first got the "acting bug" when performing magic shows in his hometown. Ben's next step could take him just about anywhere as he's currently auditioning for several opportunities with TV, film, and theatre.
How did you teach a goat to type? I remember you telling me that you taught it Morse code by tapping your penis on its asshole. What a similar "hands on" approach?
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Shut your fucking mouth, fool.
Shut up.
Shut up.
HAHAHHA! Micro$oft sure does suck! You hit the nail on the head with that one!
ROTFLMAO!
ROFFLE DOFFLE! ROTFLMAO! You are the man!
*wipes tear from eye*
Damn, that was funny. Hey, how about Micro$oft on Uranus! HAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one too!!!
Yupper: Win2k baby. Linux is most definetly not capable of this greatness. Especially with "Konqueer".
.45 or 9mm?
Luzers, one and all.
What firearm are you toting today? The
Oh yes, I beleive that it is.
You wish you were this kewl.
That was such a big help! Now shut the fuck up and go back to sucking your mother's penis.
But you're not. No one is.
I r0x0rs! You sux0rs.
You're a pretty clever guy, huh Sparky? My computer has a hard drive, probably could be used to story some of that data I reckon.
Pull you head out, you fucktard.
Don't forget to mention that the RIAA uses Windows and the musicians / Slashdot lemmings use Linux/Apples.
Advantage: RIAA.
You know you love me, give it up!
Ben Curtis
Age: 21
Born: Chattanooga, Tenn.
Home: New York, NY
College: New York University
Ben Curtis is a rising star who is currently starring prominently in Dell Computer Corporation's national advertising campaign as "Steven," a hip teenager who convinces his parents, his friend's parents and random people at the mall to buy computers from Dell. This campaign has been highly successful and has given Ben a great launch pad to further his thespian aspirations.
Ben recently hosted the "Sundance Report" at the Sundance Film Festival 2002 and has been seen in coverage on the Today Show, CNN, ABC's 20/20 Downtown, and in The Wall Street Journal, USA Today, the St. Petersburg Times and many other publications.
He has been dubbed a "breakout star" by Entertainment Weekly, "Gen X's answer to Where's the Beef?," by the Wall Street Journal and "lovable" by USA Today.
When Ben is not playing "Steven" he is a third year student at New York University's Tisch School of the Arts. He recently performed in a NYU production of Sam Shephard's "Buried Child" as the lead character Vince.
Ben hails from Chattanooga, Tennessee. He first got the "acting bug" when performing magic shows in his hometown. Ben's next step could take him just about anywhere as he's currently auditioning for several opportunities with TV, film, and theatre.
How did you teach a goat to type? I remember you telling me that you taught it Morse code by tapping your penis on its asshole. What a similar "hands on" approach?
Shut up you fucking ignorant whore. Try to be more of a lemming.
Good job, karma whore.
I am the FP masta!
Of course its me, I am the best!
Fan the flames while you are at it.
Note that you are offically added to my FOES list.
You said it!!!! Microsoft sure does suck! Damn, I hate Microsoft!
Let's all stop using Microsoft products, because they suck!!!
Like you comment was not too fucking predictable. Go suck your mom's penis.
I lost what, you fucking ASSHOLE? I should hunt you down and beat the living piss out of you.
Man, if I EVER meet you, I will kick 100% of your fat, basement-dwelling, mom-humping ass.
Get a life you ignorant twat-waffle.
Hugs and kisses,
Juan Epstein
That's me, biatches. Lift and fucking smootch.
Come back to Jamica!
SRU is just waiting for you!