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  1. I am wearing a push-up bra. on Do Cell Phones Make Us Stupid? · · Score: -1

    Tickle your ass with a feather?

  2. Excellent work! on The Two Towers Hits the Net · · Score: -1

    You got exactly one first post! Hold your head high.

    *yawn* anyways, FOAD.

    Thx.

  3. No.... on The Two Towers Hits the Net · · Score: -1

    You are a fucking luzer that wouldn't know a first post if it was sitting on your face and wiggling around. Don't bother responding to this post, as you have nothing clever to say.

  4. No... on Running Windows Games with WineX · · Score: -1

    you are a self-confessed 'cum guzzling queer' for propagating such nonsense.

  5. Re:Yes on LucasArts announces Sam & Max sequel · · Score: -1

    You are one strange motherfucker!

  6. Re:huh? on Tim Willits Interview: Lead Doom3 Designer · · Score: -1

    that's his point, you FUCKING moron.

    STFU
    FOAD
    YHBT
    YHL
    HAND

  7. Re:Is this a joke? on Pentium 4 2.8Ghz Review · · Score: -1

    You really love him, huh? Move to Michigan!

  8. Pirst Poles for Prom Queen! on Algebra As A Gateway Subject · · Score: -1

    Get it Enya!

  9. Re:No, it's neither a problem nor idiotic on Schneier Analyzes Palladium · · Score: -1

    It's like a buffoon, but spelled as if Taco himself wrote it.

  10. Re:No, it's neither a problem nor idiotic on Schneier Analyzes Palladium · · Score: -1

    Nope, yer wrong. If, in fact, he had to attempt the installation 12 times, he is a bafoon.

  11. Moron. on Touchscreen, Chair & Wheel Case Mod · · Score: -1

    That is what you are. "tolling" has not stopped one bit, although crapflooding has slowed down a tad.

    Where Sun shines at the top, accompanied by IBM mooning its open-source buttucks, UnitedLinux and Redhat will take the ground covered by Microsoft's ancient-tech crashware.

    There is nothing G.W. Bush can do. Bill does not have his fishes .netted like he used to and admits to lagging behind.

    We live in interesting times.

  12. It's not my fault... on Dave Arneson Talks About Helping Create D&D · · Score: -1

    she did not tell me she was an eskimo. They are almost as smelly as hippies, but all slippery with whale oil.

    And that is why I blew some nut-snot on her face.

  13. Hello you fagorts! on Dave Arneson Talks About Helping Create D&D · · Score: -1

    Flip the switch, give me a boner!

  14. Re:Speaking of which [OT] on Rat Mind Control · · Score: -1

    That's how it all started for me... now they can make me erect with the flip of a switch. The scientists then raped me every day until I escaped and became a Slashdot member.

    They leave me alone now because "slashdot is too gay for even us."

  15. Pushing? on A Maglev Train System for Florida? · · Score: -1

    Shut up you ignorant fuck. Any moron that lives in Floriduh, and talks about it like it is normal, should have his skull cracked open so that the little peanut can roll out.

    Yeah, and if I ever meet you I will kick 100% of your flabby ass.

  16. Re:Here's a tip to avoid this on California Tracks Everyone Using Toll Transponders · · Score: -1

    Probably not to much, because you are a moron.

  17. Re:Large Companies on Shake-up At SonicBlue · · Score: -1

    Your parents must be so proud!

  18. Re:MonkeyRadio RULED :'( on RIAA Says Webcasting Royalties Are Too Low · · Score: -1

    Shut up you dumbass.

  19. Re:Forget It on 10 Reasons We Need Java 3 · · Score: -1

    Its people like you that need to be beatin' sensless (which won't take too long).

    Let me guess, you are a OSS zealot too?

    Yes, it is time for you to remove yer head from yer ass

  20. Hello crackhead moderators.... on American Movie Execs Could Face Aussie Jails For Hacking · · Score: -1

    that is NOT insightful, the poster is simply copying what he read on CNN (and probably does not understand it either).

    This should be marked off-topic, it does not relate to the topic at hand.

  21. Re:Nope. on VeriSign and Other Registry Giants Blast ICANN · · Score: -1

    Hey, knock that off.

  22. Free as in Beier. on Digital SFX Wizard Answers Slashdot Questions · · Score: -1

    Fuck you all.

  23. Re:Jennifer! on EFF Lists Wi-Fi-Friendly ISPs · · Score: -1

    Jennifer is a whore. Are you going to have a Fatty Arbuckle type champagne party?

  24. Re:Good news for Linux? on Ziff Davis Teeters · · Score: -1

    unbiased Linux advocacy journals

    Read that aloud. Does that make any sense to you? How can unbiased and advocacy be used in the same sentence?

    Just goes to prove that there are no normal Linux users, just a bunch of zealots.

  25. Lift and Smootch! on Boeing Joins In Anti-Gravity Search · · Score: -1

    Lame first post, you putz.

    Post #1 of 2 for the day.