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  1. Love me, biatches! on Minority Report · · Score: -1

    I here by donate this FP to CLIT.

  2. Re:FIRST POST on Pet Bugs? · · Score: -1

    Amen!

  3. Re:worst bug on Pet Bugs? · · Score: -1

    HAHA! Microsoft sure does suck!!

    The plural of lego is lego, not legos.

  4. Re:Third post on Learning Wireless Java · · Score: -1

    Third is about right for you... you seem to have a hard time getting even a second post.

  5. Re:CLIT IN THE HOUSE on Learning Wireless Java · · Score: -1

    u r teh sux

  6. I too, rub my legs with butter. on Is Linux Dead? · · Score: -1

    Thank you for showing that slashdot is indeed full of freaks.

  7. I agree with this toast. on A Better Way to Enter Text On a Palmtop · · Score: -1

    nt

  8. Like the Worldcom CEO... on A Better Way to Enter Text On a Palmtop · · Score: -1

    I have overstated the size of my penis.

  9. Re:Why do it? on Mitnick Testifies on Telco's Security · · Score: -1

    If his penis is so large, how is it that you are still able to talk?

  10. Re:First Hate! on Two Directions for the Future of Supercomputing · · Score: -1

    Fuck you, asswipe. I am on my way to your parent's house right now, so that I can kick 100% of your ass.

    No use hiding in the crawlspace.

  11. Re:CLIT really sucks on New Communicators from Kyocera and HP · · Score: -1

    The only clit you will be licking is your dad's.

  12. Re:Say There Mr. Moderator on Ransom Love's Answers About UnitedLinux · · Score: -1

    I will take that as a yes. Thank you for your time.

  13. Lift and Smootch! on Long-Term Effects of Weightlessness · · Score: -1

    That is no way for an evil spork to act.

  14. Re:First Heterosexual Post ! on Long-Term Effects of Weightlessness · · Score: -1

    Ask CowboySqueal about the long term effects of wieghtfulness.

  15. ZDNet on eBay To Offer Health Insurance · · Score: -1

    ZDNet: There is a lot of comment that gets posted that falls below the threshold line. How are you developing that technology to deliver comments so that readers get some information out of the boards?

    Malda: It's an ongoing project. It's just been evolving over the last four years. We are always changing things. We are certainly not done. The system works pretty well, but it's definitely not perfect yet. If you design a foolproof system, you get a bigger fool. We have a constant problem with people who are trying to break our system for no other purpose than they have nothing better to do--like their bosses haven't assigned them enough to do at work today, or that their mom hasn't made them mow the lawn, in most cases!

  16. Re:Hey on eBay To Offer Health Insurance · · Score: -1

    It ain't free, moron. They sell your info, don't they?

    ASS!

  17. Re:Hey on eBay To Offer Health Insurance · · Score: -1

    I can see your scooter pie!

  18. Re:FINALLY on Yamaha CD-RW Drive Writes Images In Substrate · · Score: -1

    Hello turd burglar...

    I bet the RIAA does not give a rat's ass about the copyrighted pictures.

    Just a guess.

  19. FP! © cyborg_monkey 2002 on Microsoft's 'Palladium' Privacy/DRM Scheme · · Score: -1

    Sorry, AC pillow biter, but that is mine.

  20. Re:Will some one fix this FP? on Adding an LCD Status Screen to a PC · · Score: -1

    Hello titty!

  21. Re:country ? on Field Day 2002 · · Score: -1

    No, this weekend is the Internation Trolling Conference being held here.

  22. FP! © cyborg_monkey 2002 on Field Day 2002 · · Score: -1

    You will be hearing from my lawyers.

  23. ♡ I love CLIT! ♥ on ICANN Updates · · Score: -1

    I really do!
    It's so warm and moist....
    And delicious too!

  24. Good point.... on Dutch Judge Cracks Down on Hyperlinks · · Score: -1

    You see, sometime people say things (especially online, as it's (pseudo)anonymous) that they don't REALLY mean!

    I post what I mean, almost without exception. For example: shut the fuck up you dog-humping twat waffle. Believe me, I mean every word of that.

    Like I said, you pedophiles need to stay in your parent's basement, where you belong. Don't even try to interact with the normal people. And if I ever meet you, I will kick 100% of your ass.

    Glad to see you posted anonymously, don't want to waste that precious karma.

  25. ♡ I love CLIT! ♥ on The Practical SQL Handbook: Using SQL Variants (4th ed.) · · Score: -1

    But then, what warm-blooded hetro male (or sexy lesbian) doesn't?