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peterwayner writes: "Everyone has heard stories of odd coincidences from cousins who call each other simultaneously or professors making the same discovery, but there may be no better proof of synchronicity than Steven Spielberg's charcoal grey rendering of Philip Kindred Dick's short story, "Minority Report." This tale of police who solve crimes before they are committed reached the theaters just a few weeks after the United States learned that even citizens are being locked up without a trial or a lawyer because they might turn out to be terrorists." Read the rest of his review below.

The resonance between this story and the current war is so strong that it's almost impossible to watch it for what it is, a good murder mystery conceived well before September 11th retelling a short story that was published long ago in 1956. The movie is half a work of philosophy and half a head-scratching what-if narrative exploring the merger of computers, extra-sensory perception, and genetic research. All of this is painted on the screen in the sad muted browns, sepias, blues and greys of an amateur watercolorist who can't keep the colors from turning to mud.

The conceit is the kind of classic conundrum that made science fiction great: the police in 2054 can tap the minds of three "pre-cogs" who see visions of murders a few hours before they will happen. Tom Cruise plays a cop who flies off in a jet pack to nab the soon-to-be-bad guys and lock them away before they kill. Can we really be sure the crime will be committed just as the pre-cognitives predict? Cruise is an earnest believer in the system's perfection until, it should be obvious, the system implicates him in the pre-murder of someone he's never met.

The yarn unfolds as a long string of chase scenes mixed with some flashbacks and some pre-cognitive dodges. Cruise's character, we're told, is a fast runner and he spends plenty of time running fast. The plot is crisp and layered enough to unfold several times. The hinge points are as good as the philosophical question they serve.

The biggest failure of the movie may be the set design and the look. At one moment, we see computers to inspire the next generation from Apple, in another moment we're in a mall that isn't as fancy or as new as the mall around the corner from my house. The logos for the Gap and Pepsi haven't changed since they were faxed over from the product-placement department. Many of the scenes look contemporary, with minimal set dressing, but then along comes a great car chase tricked out like the wet dream from some 19-year-old in an art school in Southern California. The unity of vision that delivered the oily dystopia of Bladerunner is missing this time. I wouldn't be surprised if someone tightened the budget screws in the middle of the film and sent them scrambling to save money on some scenes.

The tone coming from the actors is also a bit uneven. Spielberg managed to toss in funny moments in the Indiana Jones trilogy and whole schtick came together with the amazing certainty of comic-book escapism. The bits of humor in this movie's chase scenes, though, ruin the nervous paranoia and amped-up tension crackling through the narrative's ganglia. Is this supposed to be summer joy ride or a serious exploration of the meaning of justice?

These errors in execution don't matter too much because the storyline is so strong and central to our current struggle with terrorism. No one probably wants to hear that Dick wrote this story just a few years after the Supreme Court finally decided that it wasn't really legal to lock up Japanese-Americans on the off chance that they might take their orders from Tokyo. The movie theater where I saw the film is only a few miles from the prison that held much of Baltimore's City Council during the Civil War.

Despite the uncomfortable fact that moments like these happen again and again in history, there's no way to escape wondering whether Spielberg is some kind of pre-cog being who gets his version of the zeitgeist delivered early. The timing is just eerie.

Peter Wayner thinks his new book, Translucent Databases is about ten years ahead of its time. His book about steganography, Disappearing Cryptography , may be a few months late."

546 comments

  1. I went and was minority report a few days ago by Disevidence · · Score: 1, Interesting

    And i was impressed by the attention they gave to the issues they were addressing. Now only if they got a better chick to play agatha, and perhaps not so disgusting scenes (that sandwich was disgusting), I would of given 5 out of 5.

    Good review, btw.

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    1. Re:I went and was minority report a few days ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I saw the movie last Friday, and I was bothered by one thing: How did the pre-cogs ever see that Tom Cruise was going to murder that guy in the first place?
      I mean, he wouldn't have murdered the dude if he hadn't known about the pre-cogs vision, and he wouldn't have known about the pre-cogs vision unless he was going to go murder the guy. So what gives? How did it all fall into motion?

    2. Re:I went and was minority report a few days ago by Disevidence · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Because he was setup. Its quite simple to realise it was a self-fulfilling prophecy. The pre-cogs saw it was a pre-meditated crime, because they realized that Anderton would know about what he was meant to do a few days in advance. It was kinda weird, but it actually happened, thanks to in charge dude (name?) and the precogs.

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    3. Re:I went and was minority report a few days ago by rapid+prototype · · Score: 3, Insightful

      okay. this is the one thing which bothered me also, other than why didn't the evil doctor just butcher and kill tom cruise out of revenge, instead of HELP him. anyway...

      it goes like this. the old guy (who anderton works for) finds out that agatha has contacted anderton about her mother's murder. the old guy has to cover it up.

      so he finds the sap (crowe) and pays him to be in a hotel room, acting like he killed anderton's son.

      now -- this would still not be enough to trigger the pre-cogs vision, because without the vision, anderton would have NO IDEA how to find this guy. and what is MORE strange is that it is a "premeditated" murder.

      so i can't tie it all together either. in any case, only a few of the names and the basic principle of precrime were taken from the short story, everything else was basically an entirely new story.

      -rp

    4. Re:I went and was minority report a few days ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the dude in charge just tells a guy to sit in a hotel room with some pictures and it all falls into place?? Why would that give the pre-cogs a vision? I agree that it's a self-fulfilling prophecy, but the question is why did the prophecy happen in the first place? The pre-cogs don't make stuff up... Hmm, maybe the movie was saying that the pre-cogs were actually shaping the future, not observing it...

    5. Re:I went and was minority report a few days ago by cheese_wallet · · Score: 2

      Personally I think it was a fuck up.

      However, I'll post a counter just because. You stated "but the question is why did the prophecy happen in the first place?"

      solution 1) Because there was no first place. We experience time sequentially, but maybe everything has already happened, and happened at once.

      Or how about this: Cruise wasn't present when the vision initially happened, he only found out when he got to work that day and watched the recorded images. So lets say Max Von Sydow finds out that there is going to be a pre-meditated murder commited by some third party before Cruise doees, and Crowe is the victim. So Sydow contacts Crowe, plants the evidence before cruise goes to stop the murder. Cruise then finds the evidence as he is trying to stop the original third party crime and kills the guy himself. When cruise is viewing the vision of all this happening, the precogs show himself killing the guy first, which changes the future before they have given the complete vision, and the vision is updated on the fly. You see, seeing himself commiting a crime changed the nature of it. It would have been different if the vision had been better organized and showed him preventing the third party crime before shooting Crowe, but it didn't work out that way.

      That is all pretty contrived, and audience members should have to invent elaborate solutions to fix a plot goof. I think spielberg could have cleaned up that aspect if he tried. Maybe it just got edited out.

    6. Re:I went and was minority report a few days ago by packeteer · · Score: 1

      in a movie like this you cannot think too hard about the timeline of certain actions... take it like it is... the jury is still out how time would work if we could look ahead or travel back so the thing to do is watch its like its meant... certain plot points dont have to be perfect... this movie is about what would happen if... so take it like it is and concentrate on what we DO need to decide about... that is what are YOU and I going to do to make sure this doesn't happen... this is the more important discussion...

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    7. Re:I went and was minority report a few days ago by crm114 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Spielberg is evil, if for no other reason than he leaves absolutely _NOTHING_ to the imagination. It was just a matter of time before he starting churningout vehicles for the scientologist's mascot tom cruise.
      If you want an interesting scifi story, see THX1138.

    8. Re:I went and was minority report a few days ago by argel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Keep in mind that there was a plot put into place to frame Anderton. That means that at some point Anderton and the guy he is accused of pre-killing would run into other. I'll agree it still seems like a self-fullfulling prophecy, but on the other hand we do not get to see how Anderton arrives at the hotel in the dream, so maybe the path he took was different?

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    9. Re:I went and was minority report a few days ago by furry_marmot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Think of it as a time-travel conundrum. Technically, you can't know the future for the same reasons you can't change the past. Say you want to change, say, the shirt you wore Tuesday from blue to red, and you go back in time and convince yourself to change the shirt.

      Now, you've changed your own past, which means you wore the red shirt. But if that's true, you had no motivation to go back in time in the first place. The paradox is that you when you change the past, you either remove the reason for or make impossible (think the "kill your grandfather" riddle) the doing of time-travel.

      So, turn it around. If you can know the future and can change it, then pre-cog is invalid under many circumstances. If you can know the future and not change it, then trying to act on it will inevitably create self-fulfilling prophecies, predicated on knowing the outcome!

      My wife hates time travel and refuses to talk with me about it.

    10. Re:I went and was minority report a few days ago by RpiMatty1 · · Score: 1

      If the evil doctor killed him, then the pre cogs whould have seen this and came and found the doc, and john anderton.

      I think he got his revenge by leaving the rotten milk and food

    11. Re:I went and was minority report a few days ago by krich · · Score: 1

      > in a movie like this you cannot think too hard...

      I agree. It was a fun cartoon, but it hardly held up to the level I expected as a thought-provoking film. There were plot holes large enough to drive Cruise's ego through. Removing the "precrime" aspect reveals a plot and "turns" that are a cliche'd formula at best. Nothing new or innovative, and a waste of a good Phillip K. Dick story.
      Some cool effects, some rather lame ones (the non-evolving advertising mediums, jarring any already loosely held suspension of disbelief, were noted in the review), but if you decide not to "think too hard", ignore the inconsistancties and plot threads left dangling, it was a fun cartoon. But I coulda watched Bayman Beyond without getting off my ass.

    12. Re:I went and was minority report a few days ago by phyxeld · · Score: 1

      Well, the actual encounter in the hotel room unfolds quite differently than the one in the vision, so it would seem quite likely that he took another path to get there. BUT, Agatha is there in the vision too, so...

      Anyone know if this is addressed better in the original story?

      Looking at the actual hotel room encounter: If that version had been the one the precogs saw, he wouldn't have needed to run, and things would have been much different...

      Gotta love temporal mechanics. =)

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    13. Re:I went and was minority report a few days ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he got his revenge by leaving the rotten milk and food

      Pretty weak revenge, especially considering that there was a good sandwhich and good milk in the fridge too, so it was 50/50 he'd pick those instead...

      I didn't really get what his revenge was.

    14. Re:I went and was minority report a few days ago by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2
      The beauty of the frame-up is that it's a paradox. The only way it could happen is if it had already happened; it is an event that is both its own cause and effect. All Burgess had to do was pay Crowe and *poof*, the rest of it fell into place simply because it had already happened. One could argue that he wasn't setting anyone up, but was actually fulfilling Anderton's destiny.

      what is MORE strange is that it is a "premeditated" murder.

      That also bugged me, how the murder was described from the start as premeditated; didn't see how that could be the case when he didn't know Crowe. It fell into place nicely with the line "I've spent six years thinking about killing the man who took Sean" (or whatever it was). The victim wasn't planned, but the act cetainly was. Much the same way barricading oneself in a bell tower is premeditated; you may not have known who you were gonna take out, but you definitely had human targets in mind.

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    15. Re:I went and was minority report a few days ago by _alpha_ · · Score: 1

      I suspect it is more along the lines of:
      Director Burgess (Sydow) knows about the Precrime dept going federal and he may lose control of it, esp when Detective Ed Witwer starts to sniff around and find any problems with the dept.

      Obviously Burgess knows how Anderton's son died/went missing and how much he misses him, so he sets it up such to provoke him to kill Crowe. Simple!

      That Agatha realised Burgess killed her mum is sort of a side issue. She probably grabbed Anderton (the first time) just coz she already had very fragmented previsions of him killing. Or even just something to add spice to the movie.

      I think the concept was very Dick'esque, but the actual implementation wasn't. Poor Schpielberg... not quite an SF guy is he?

    16. Re:I went and was minority report a few days ago by Beliskner · · Score: 2
      My wife hates time travel and refuses to talk with me about it.
      That's probably because when you're late for dinner you say, "But honey if I was on time then you'd just complain about me not cleaning up or not taking the trash out, so precognitively I thought I'd be late for dinner because that's what I'd like you to complain about today."
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    17. Re:I went and was minority report a few days ago by sh00z · · Score: 1
      Anyone know if this is addressed better in the original story?


      **SPOILERS***



      In the original Dick story, Anterton's conclusion is *not* that "somebody's framing me," rather that "the PreCog system must be broken, and it's just plain wrong to lock up people who haven't committed a crime." And, as you would expect in a good PKD story, in order to prove that the system is broken, he ends up killing the steanger that it was predicted he would kill.

    18. Re:I went and was minority report a few days ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The chick playing Agatha actually was the highlight of the movie. She was creepy whenever she had the opportunity. Just because you would rather see Natalie Portman in the skintight outfit doesn't mean Samantha Morton can't act.

    19. Re:I went and was minority report a few days ago by cheese_wallet · · Score: 2

      So, turn it around. If you can know the future and can change it, then pre-cog is invalid under many circumstances. If you can know the future and not change it, then trying to act on it will inevitably create self-fulfilling prophecies, predicated on knowing the outcome!

      What if the pre-cogs work like predicting weather. We can forecast the near future of weather pretty well... as the event approaches, the prediction becomes more accurate.

      However, if it is predicted to be cloudy tomorrow, and somebody takes advantage of that information and seeds the clouds--then it'll rain tomorrow instead of just be cloudy.

    20. Re:I went and was minority report a few days ago by EddydaSquige · · Score: 1

      The premeditation wasn't on the part of Anderton, it was his boss

    21. Re:I went and was minority report a few days ago by User+956 · · Score: 1

      So, turn it around. If you can know the future and can change it, then pre-cog is invalid under many circumstances. If you can know the future and not change it, then trying to act on it will inevitably create self-fulfilling prophecies, predicated on knowing the outcome!

      Unless you can know all possible outcomes.

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  2. uses for the riaa by Sacker · · Score: 5, Funny

    so if this future comes about does it mean ill be charged for music i download before i even listen to it? damn the riaa would have a field day with that! =)

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    1. Re:uses for the riaa by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      > does it mean ill be charged for music i download before i even listen to it?
      Two things:
      1) You'll be charged before you even download it.
      2) You're ALREADY being charged for it.

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    2. Re:uses for the riaa by kemster · · Score: 1
      so if this future comes about does it mean ill be charged for music i download before i even listen to it? damn the riaa would have a field day with that! =)

      Sadly this is already true. Aren't we all paying a media tax on blank CD's purchased? Even if you don't use the CD's for anything, you're still giving the record industry money for a crime you didn't commit (yet).

    3. Re:uses for the riaa by ukyoCE · · Score: 1

      Yea, I think they got some "piracy tax" shit passed. They definetly had one on digital audio tapes (which of course, flopped big time). They tried or are trying to get on on CDs, i'm not sure how that turned out.

      The idea is this:
      1) people are going to use blank CDs to copy music, potentially for copying copyrighted works.
      2) The RIAA is greedy and thinks every person who uses CDRs for any reason should be charged a piracy tax on CDRs that goes straight to the RIAA (never mind that cds can be used to copy ANYONE's copyrighted works, not just the RIAA's)
      3) so then everyone, even a company using CDRs to make regular backups of their computers, or people using them for legitimate fair use purposes such as mix cds and mp3-cds(mp3s you own) are judged guilty of piracy and being fined for it.
      Super.

    4. Re:uses for the riaa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next time, be sure to throw in a Microsoft or Scientology reference too, and we'll really be rolling on the floor.

    5. Re:uses for the riaa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Canada we are taxed for blank cds and the tax goes to the RIAA.

      On one hand we are told it's because people copy and the music industry is losing money.

      On the other hand, this tax is a license for Canadians to copy RIAA music as much as they want on media that they paid the tax on. The tax itself is the license to copy.

      Brilliant?

    6. Re:uses for the riaa by phyxeld · · Score: 1

      Aren't we all paying a media tax on blank CD's purchased? Even if you don't use the CD's for anything, you're still giving the record industry money for a crime you didn't commit (yet).

      Or - worse still - if you copy your own music, or your friend's music, on those cds your still paying money to the cartel that represents the music you don't even like. Not to mention, what about all the cds used for burning data?

      Hey! Thats not fair!

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  3. Piece of advice... by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Informative

    In the first paragraph of the summary say: "Go see this movie" or "Don't go see this movie".

    *afeared of Lone Gunmen Spoilers*

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    1. Re:Piece of advice... by IIH · · Score: 3, Funny

      In the first paragraph of the summary say: "Go see this movie" or "Don't go see this movie".

      You mean, "We know you were going to see this movie. We know you won't enjoy it. We're going to stop you before you go".

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  4. Could someone just please explain... by Photar · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    what does this movie have to do with minorities?

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    1. Re:Could someone just please explain... by catch23 · · Score: 1

      nothing. If I told you what was the minority, I would be giving away the movie plot...

    2. Re:Could someone just please explain... by nexex · · Score: 2

      if the psychics have conflicting views, the view that is discarded is the "minority report" it has nothing to do with social/racial/ethnic what have you minorites

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    3. Re:Could someone just please explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch the movie. Has to do with a minority report or are you that ignorant to think that a minority is ONLY a person?

    4. Re:Could someone just please explain... by LordNimon · · Score: 1

      A minority report is a document produced by the people who were in the minority for a vote. This document talks about why they voted the way they did. That way, even the the majority have their way, the minority are not completely silenced.

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    5. Re:Could someone just please explain... by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 5, Informative

      Is this a serious question? I'll answer in any case. We're not talking about racial minorities here, if that's your thinking. A minority report is this:

      "After a majority of members of a committee agree on its report (majority report), members who disagree with the majority may write a dissenting report. This is called a minority report. Both reports are then submitted to the full meeting of the Assembly (i.e., the plenary) where the minority report may (by majority vote of the plenary) become its majority report."

      Basically it is, I believe, a dissenting opinion.

      mark

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    6. Re:Could someone just please explain... by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      > what does this movie have to do with minorities
      I have no idea. Do you think it should be reported?

      (Too easy)

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    7. Re:Could someone just please explain... by LordNimon · · Score: 1

      It's more than just a dissenting opinion. The point behind a minority report is to ensure that the dissenting opinion is not silenced.

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    8. Re:Could someone just please explain... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2

      what does this movie have to do with minorities?

      A minority is the opposite of a majority. If you're thinking of "minorities" as "people with dark skin", then you've absorbed too much progressive propaganda. Here in Los Angeles, latinos are still frequently called "minorities" in the press, even though they make up for than 50% of the population.

      As you're mother always said, "look it up in the dictionary"

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  5. Hey by MxTxL · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    A JonKatz review not written by JonKatz!! Who would have thunk it?!?

    1. Re:Hey by nytes · · Score: 1

      Yeah, he even said "zeitgeist".

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    2. Re:Hey by Chicane-UK · · Score: 2

      Except this review does not take 25 minutes to read, and you dont end up bored to tears by the end of it! :)

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  6. Not everything has changed in the last 50 years... by sgtsanity · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The biggest failure of the movie may be the set design and the look. At one moment, we see computers to inspire the next generation from Apple, in another moment we're in a mall that isn't as fancy or as new as the mall around the corner from my house. The logos for the Gap and Pepsi haven't changed since they were faxed over from the product-placement department. Many of the scenes look contemporary with minimal set dressing, but then along comes a great car chase tricked out like the wet dream from some 19 year old in an art school in Southern California.

    In the 1950s we were all promised flying cars through the amazing miracle that was atomic energy. But we're still driving plain old cars that run on gas. Not everything will change in the future. And also, I could see malls like the ones today being set up because of nostalgia.

    Also, did anyone else notice that Spielberg switched camera lenses or something during some of those past-looking scenes? Everything looked fuzzier, like from glare or something.

  7. I wrote a review too by doomy · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I wrote a review of Minority Report in my Journal as well. Just wanted to write one before Katzdid =)

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    1. Re:I wrote a review too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you regarding the lame ending and the corny humor, if not for those this would have been another blade runner. I liked the tech and the non uniform distribution of tech as you mentioned, that was pretty realastic now that ithink about it. Not everyone runs the latest hardware I guess and that would be the same in the future as well.

    2. Re:I wrote a review too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the technologies involved, there appears to be quite a number of sensible advancements to current technology. The mass storage system seems to be based on holographic storage, and mobile storage seemed to be clear card/mini-cd type objects used with see through hardware. The computer interfaces were mostly see through clear plastic or glass, with data displayed within it. Anything displayed can be seen both from the front of the display and behind it, as it goes not much privacy was left in our future so this part was at least constant. Anderton also used a holographic display unit that layered out the pre-crime data as moving images in front of him. He used power gloves to sort through the data. There were various different advancement of technologies noted. Just as we have cathode ray tubes and LCD's there too were different technologies represented. For example, Anderton had a holographic unit at home that displayed everything in 3D, he spends some time watching his dead kid and wife on these displays. Newspapers came as single sheets folded into the size of an average newspaper, the news is updated live and in motion. Also, there were cyber interfaces that fully immersed the user in what ever fantasy he or she wanted. Such a place is shown when Anderton visits his geek friend's cyber playhouse. There we get to see someone having cyber and another low self-esteem dude getting off by having his cyber deck project a world that tells him he's da man. Live video and commercials are projected on every part of the world (even down in the Sprawl). There was even a huge projection up in the sky, much like the video balloon in Blade Runner.



      I guess that bit should satisfy Timothy regarding all tech not being the latest.

      BTW, Your review is excellent, it's nice to see a non-political _MOVIE_ review written by a geek.
    3. Re:I wrote a review too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You address some valid points, but how can you put "Minority Report" next to Brasil, 1984 and Blade Runner? Explain Pls.

      I too would have prefered the 1984 ish ending and not the 'crowd pleasing' one that was potrayed here.

    4. Re:I wrote a review too by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Did you remember to put in post-9/11, Columbine, and globalism refernces too?

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  8. Seen this story before by jiminim · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hasn't anyone else read Isaac Asimov's tale of the mighty Multivac and how it can predict crimes before they happen? Amazing!

    1. Re:Seen this story before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, Asimov's "The Last Question" was published in 1956. "The Minority Report" was written by PKD in 1954 and published finally in '56. So don't imply that Asimov was there first. They were released simultaneously. And anyway, PKD was a much more cerebral author.

    2. Re:Seen this story before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And besides.. "The Last Question" has nothing to do with predicting murders.

      I think this person was referring to other multivac-related short stories (I haven't read any others, though)

    3. Re:Seen this story before by CaptainCaveman_2002 · · Score: 1

      You mean "All the troubles of the world"?

      Asimov based that on an ancient Greek myth of an Oracle (or something along those lines).

      SPOILER:

      Essentially, Multivac becomes so powerful in its computing ability it can predict things -- even crimes -- before they happen. Humanity is at the point of even having Multivac predict who'll get sick, to help prevent the spread of diseases. Of course... not everyone (er... everyTHING) is happy with this turn of events.... ;)

  9. Nice Plug, Pete by The+Turd+Report · · Score: 1, Funny

    How much did you pay Slashdot to place that ad at the bottom of your review?

    1. Re:Nice Plug, Pete by peterwayner · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nada. You just write something long enough and they give up editing by the end. :-)

    2. Re:Nice Plug, Pete by The+Turd+Report · · Score: 1

      Ha! Yeah. I guess I can see that. :)

    3. Re:Nice Plug, Pete by alienmole · · Score: 2

      Ah, so all that crap about 9/11 was deliberate Katzian obfuscation to make the editors' eyes glaze over? The problem is that the confused metaphor-drawing doesn't bode well for your books...

  10. Go watch it and you'll see by McSpew · · Score: 3, Interesting

    what does this movie have to do with minorities?

    Think of minorities in election results, not populations. To tell you any more would be spoilers. Are you incapable of going to see this movie?

    FWIW, I thought it was very good.

    1. Re:Go watch it and you'll see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think of minorities in election results, not populations. To tell you any more would be spoilers. Are you incapable of going to see this movie?

      Yes, I am incapable of giving more money to the MPAA. I'm just curious.

    2. Re:Go watch it and you'll see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Yes, I am incapable of giving more money to the MPAA. I'm just curious.

      So read the short story from PKD.

      Hint: there are 3 precogs. if only 2 agree, there is a minority that doesn't.

      --fred

    3. Re:Go watch it and you'll see by joshsisk · · Score: 1

      Sneak in. It's not hard.

    4. Re:Go watch it and you'll see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look I hate it when people wouldn't spoil it to me, so here it is:

      *SPOILER*

      "Minority report" is the term used to describe the occasional discrepancy among the images produced by the 3 pre-cogs.(They are just damn good psychics.) It was key because

      1. the very existence of Minority report destroys the credibility of the precrime division.

      2. This is the key to the movie: Two murders were attempted exactly the same way because the murderer has access to precog images. The first murderer got caught and the second murder actually happened as staged. So the detectives at precime were fooled to think the crime was stopped before it happened. In other words, the minority report was all correct reports of different crimes.

      Happy to be spoiled now?

  11. in the future... by cpfeifer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    we'll have cars that drive themselves down the sides of buildings, be able to prevent crimes from happening in the future, have really sweet video processing systems with haptic interfaces.

    But we'll still have to sneakernet media from one workstation to another via removable media. Nothing ever changes.

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    it's not going to stop until you wise up, no it's not going to stop. so just give up.
    1. Re:in the future... by p_trinli · · Score: 1


      For security, maybe? If it's physical media, then it would be invulnerable to packet sniffing, compromised passwords, and so forth. After all, right now we have the ability to be a "cashless society," but we still have massive steel bank vaults.

    2. Re:in the future... by llin · · Score: 1

      The flagrant sneakernetting involved the workstation connected to the precogs. I don't think you'd want to have that machine on a network, no matter how much you trust your sysadmins. ;)

  12. Good review by cOdEgUru · · Score: 1

    Very well written as the rest of us would agree.

    As for me, Minority Report is on my list of movies to see along with MIB II. A little bit of both worlds..

  13. setting is excellent! by Ravagin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The biggest failure of the movie may be the set design and the look. At one moment, we see computers to inspire the next generation from Apple, in another moment we're in a mall that isn't as fancy or as new as the mall around the corner from my house.

    I disagree. That's one of the strengths. It is ony 50 years in the future, and Spielberg uses a few advances to make it both close to home and alien.

    To get all Darko Suvin on the matter for a moment (Suvin is an esteemed critic of and thinker about sf, read his stuff, it rocks), it is clear that the makers of this movie know what their novum (the "difference" that makes it sf) is, and they're sticking to it - precrime. Other lesser nova include the retina-scans and neuroin. What is very, very successfully done is their ability to focus on the important nova and their effects on society without getting too fancy with flying cars and moon malls and so forth.

    What I'm trying to say at 4:48 pm after a long hot day is that the movie is a masterful example of putting an alien concept in a familiar context - for maximum effect on the viewer. A bonus is the gritty feel, and it was cute for me as a DC resident to see the future of the city (you know, we have Lexus plants _all over_ Capitol Hill).

    Good movie. See it.

    --

    Karma: T-rexcellent.

    1. Re:setting is excellent! by Wraithlyn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree. The presentation of the future is masterful. Like that residential suburb scene with the couple going by on a pair of horses. Does the reviewer think they decided to use HORSES because of budgetary concerns? Nonsense. Everything is deliberate. Spielberg consulted with a large group of world-renowned futurists to come up with a carefully thought out view of what the future might be like. They ended up with a mixture of high tech and old fashioned. A case can be made that Star Wars employs a similar motif.

      As for the advertising... how much has the Coke logo changed in the last 50 years? Brand recognition is powerful, long lasting stuff.

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      "Mind, as manifested by the capacity to make choices, is to some extent present in every electron." -Freeman Dyson
    2. Re:setting is excellent! by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      It is ony 50 years in the future, and Spielberg uses a few advances to make it both close to home and alien.

      I've seen Speilberg on all the shows talking about how he consulted with futurists and that the movie really paints an accurate picture of the future, blah, blah, blah.

      I can't get on the highway without seeing ten year old cars all around me. Everyday I see a few 20, even 50 year old cars. When they start buiding all the highways sidways will I have to get my car modified so I can drive sideways? When are they going to start building the vertical roads? I hope it's soon if they are going to replace all the traditional roads by 2050. Where do I get my Dodge modified to drive up the side of my apartment building and park outside my window?

      I almost forgot about the jet packs. Ha! They looked more like anti-gravity packs than jet packs. Hover, translate sideways, shoot up and stop on a dime. Why was it that no one other than Cruise could get theirs to work right?

      And they still have to use the sneakernet for everything!

      I'll agree with the reviewer on one point though, some of the stuff made me yearn for a new Indiana Jones movie -- eyeballs anyone?

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      Si vis pacem, para bellum
      The only thing more annoying than a Libertarian is an (un|mis)informed Libertarian
    3. Re:setting is excellent! by EvilBastard · · Score: 1

      As for the advertising... how much has the Coke logo changed in the last 50 years? Brand recognition is powerful, long lasting stuff

      2001.

      Pan Am

      Bell.

  14. Terrorists? by Viewsonic · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The people we are locking up are NOT citizens of the USA. The two or three that ARE US born are having trials as we speak. Maybe you should read the newspaper something, or turn on the TV.

    1. Re:Terrorists? by graft · · Score: 2, Informative

      Maybe you haven't been reading the same newspapers as I have... Abdullah Al-Mujahir was, last I heard, a U.S. citizen who is being held indefinitely by the military without being charged with anything. So... unless you'd like to back your comments up with some clarification, you're nothing but a troll.

    2. Re:Terrorists? by WillSeattle · · Score: 1

      The people we are locking up are NOT citizens of the USA.

      Sadly, you are wrong on at least three counts.

      Maybe you should read a real newspaper instead, like WSJ or NYT, instead of whatever you do read.

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      --- Will in Seattle - What are you doing to fight the War?
    3. Re:Terrorists? by Boronx · · Score: 1

      Let us all know when Padilla gets a trial or even gets to talk to his lawyer.

    4. Re:Terrorists? by Jobe_br · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not according to this:

      http://www.sunspot.net/news/nationworld/bal-lawyer -attacks26.story?coll=bal%2Dhome%2Dheadlines

      The US citizen from Louisiana is still locked up in a military prison and is being denied an attorney, much less a trial! (And that news is from today, 6/26/02.

    5. Re:Terrorists? by bigpat · · Score: 2

      ummm....remember Jose?

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/americas/ ne wsid_2040000/2040675.stm

      Those who live in glass cubicles should not throw stones

    6. Re:Terrorists? by SlugLord · · Score: 1

      False. Just a few weeks ago, a US CITIZEN was arrested and sent to a MILITARY DETAINMENT facility on charges of terrorism. He will be tried in military court, not by a jury of his peers as the constitution guarantees. Here's the story from abcnews.com. He has also been denied access to a lawyer.

    7. Re:Terrorists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what fair trials they are going to have, too, since the PRESIDENT HIMSELF has said in public that the hispanic guy is a terrorist and deserves to be in jail. Good look finding an impartial jury. Um, I mean, 'impartial secret military tribunal.'

    8. Re:Terrorists? by kallisti · · Score: 2
      The people we are locking up are NOT citizens of the USA. The two or three that ARE US born are having trials as we speak.


      Trials (by jury), or military tribunals (in secret)?

    9. Re:Terrorists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes this is off topic, but...

      Do you really think that you know of every single individual who has been imprisoned due to the "war on terrorism?" No. Likewise, do you really think that the "war on terrorism" is for the good of you, a citizen of the United States? I certainly think easing up the restrictions on electronic surveillance will protect me! I'm so glad my phone can be tapped without a warrant now! Try getting some news from something other than CNN, NBC, or the other quality AMERICAN news sources. Or, better yet, instead of learning about news from people who need to get ratings, try learning about things for yourself before you mold your views around American media.

      What ever happened to the Afghans detained in Cuba? Last I remember, human rights activists were very upset at how they were being treated. Then I didn't hear a damn thing afterwards.

    10. Re:Terrorists? by Dave+Bowman · · Score: 0

      Yo? Brainless 'Merkin redneck?

      Ever see a map?

      It doesn't say "Here there be Dragons" on the other side of the oceans does it?

    11. Re:Terrorists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah I love WJS , especially their editorial page.

    12. Re:Terrorists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. But we are at war with eurasia. We've always been.

    13. Re:Terrorists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, at least some of them are US citizens. Unfortunately, too many people on slashdot here are buying the liberal indoctrination that we are infringing on the rights of people.

      The people are being held on the charge that they are enemy combatants. Their citizenship doesn't even matter. I'm not positive, but if they are found to be enemy combatants, they may have just as well thrown away their citizenship anyway so we don't have to give a damn about their rights. Yes, they can be held pretty much indefinately without a trial, but they will need to do something before this whole middle east thing is over.

      Now what my real question is: If you are so concerned about the rights of an enemy of the United States, maybe you should be under investigation. Maybe you won't be so quick to jump behind the ACLU (one of this country's biggest enemies) when it is your family that gets blown up by a terrorist.

      In the end the moral of the story is, don't plot against your own country and you don't have anything to worry about. As far as the leftist idiots that want to protect the rights of terrorists (locally and abroad - think palestenians) maybe we should ship them all to Isreal and let the Isrealies use them an cannon fodder (or homicide bomber fodder) against the muslim murderers and they might change their opinions about terrorists rights.

      I think my reasons for posting this an AC should be pretty obvious but I know it will just get modded down as flaimbait or something anyway.

    14. Re:Terrorists? by Zathrus · · Score: 2

      How do you know? The government has refused to say who they have detained or even how many (although there have been leaks otherwise).

      And US born doesn't mean jack -- if they are a citizen of the United States of America then they get the rights, privledges, and duties thereof. Whether born, naturalized, or otherwise (can't think of an otherwise offhand, but I'm not an immigration lawyer either). Point being, they're not.

      Everyone seems to be ignoring this on the basis of "well, that's ok, because these are bad people and it's not me". What proof do we have that they are bad people? The government's? The same people that are locking them up and refusing them trial, right? Uh... and you don't think that vague evidence could be manufacturered or outright lied about?

      I'm familiar with the law and Supreme Court decision that the AG is using here. But it does not apply to US citizens. It's questionable if it applies at all, since we do not have a formal declaration of war (but that gets into the War Powers Act, which everyone, especially the Supreme Court, has been dodging for nearly 50 years now). And there are US citizens being detained and stripped of their rights here. This is the same crap we yell at despots and communist countries about on a daily basis.

      I'm all for locking them up and letting them rot... or even hanging them... but either we do it right, through the legal system we have established, or we start kissing freedom goodbye. And I'm not talking about the freedom people whine about with the RIAA/MPAA - I'm talking about actually being able to go outside your home without worrying that the government will put you away for pissing off some minor bureaucratic official.

    15. Re:Terrorists? by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 2

      Good points. I guess most American Citizens would be OK with the fact that the ones being detained are the "bad guys"....And it is easy to make that assumption if it is always -- "someone else"....But imagine that being you....(maybe you were joking with a friend in an airport about a bomb, or you were having a sarcastic conversation on your cell phone...etc...etc..)

      Much like my belief in the Death Penelty was pretty much shreaded when I read the story of people let go 20 years later (and a precious few steps from the "green mile") because the REAL killer was caught...or DNA evidence proved otherwise. I had always been ignorant to the fact that "if they were found guilty -- then 100% of them must have done it...." it's scary to think that a certain percentage may have not done anything....Except not have a good enough alibi.

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      (+1 Funny) only if I laugh out loud.
    16. Re:Terrorists? by Yunzil · · Score: 2

      Well, this is probably a troll, but, what the hell, I'll bite...

      The people are being held on the charge that they are enemy combatants. Their citizenship doesn't even matter.

      This is what is frightening. All the government has to do is slap the label of "enemy combatant" on someone and they can keep them locked up forever? No one has seen the evidence except the Justice Dept. If the evidence is so damning, there shouldn't be any problem getting an indictment and a conviction. So why trample the Constitution?

      Now what my real question is: If you are so concerned about the rights of an enemy of the United States, maybe you should be under investigation.

      No, jackass. I am concered about the rights of a citizen of the United States. You know, that bastion of freedom and justice that Bush is always going on about?

    17. Re:Terrorists? by jonniesmokes · · Score: 1

      Well atleast some are US citizens. But that's not the point. Justice doesn't know what your citizenship is or what color you have. That's not a liberal value - that's American.

      So our government locks people up without trial, without charge, and in secret and 'coerces' them to give information.

      Meanwhile 'the pledge of allegiance' is illegal.

      Everything I learn in 3rd grade about how great this country is crumbles before my eyes.

      I've tried writing to my Senators and Reps... What else is there to do?

    18. Re:Terrorists? by neocon · · Score: 1

      Mr. al-Muhajir is being held as an enemy combatant, under a precedent dating back to the earliest days of our nation, and upheld as recently as the supreme court decision in Ex Parte Quirin, in 1943. He has full access to civilian courts to contest the ruling that he is a combatant, and is doing so in a Manhattan courtroom right now.

    19. Re:Terrorists? by neocon · · Score: 1

      Mr. al-Muhajir is the subject of a hearing right now in a New York court, as to whether there is ample evidence to hold him as a combatant. Consider me to be letting you know.

    20. Re:Terrorists? by WillSeattle · · Score: 1

      The editorial page is written by neo-cons, you're better off just giving up and turning on Fox News if you're going to bother reading that.

      I'm talking the actual paper - the WSJ is just as good as the NYT in actually telling you what's going on, not the spin the elitists in Washington DC want you to buy ...

      And Minority Report is just the latest in a long line of Phillip K. Dick short stories made into movies, all of them (ok, except for that French one that wasn't SciFi) pretty good.

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      --- Will in Seattle - What are you doing to fight the War?
    21. Re:Terrorists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're right, you moron.

      The whole point of keeping them out of the legal system is so that the techniques that were used to find out what they were doing doesn't get publicized. That's what happened with the world trade center bombing way back when. It went to the legal system and it was let out that the feds were listening to their cellular conversations. Guess what? Bin Laden immediately started using a different, and more secure mode of communication.

      They don't want that to happen again and the only way around it is to generate enough evidence that it can be proven that they are enemy combatants (and it has to be very compelling, you can't just slap the label on anyone - hell they couldn't even do it to the guy who blew up the oklahoma gov building and he was almost admittedly an enemy of the state). Then they can detain them in the military system.

      So, I'd call you the jackass for putting the rights of people that want to kill us all, citizen or not ahead of good citizens of this country.

    22. Re:Terrorists? by Zathrus · · Score: 2

      Much like my belief in the Death Penelty was pretty much shreaded

      I'm still a supporter of the death penalty, shrug... even though it doesn't make fiscal sense and there are clearly issues with the system. I'd rather see it applied only in cases where it's not questionable about who did it and there was extreme violence used (multiple homicide, rape). I'm pleased to see some recent Supreme Court rulings regarding DNA evidence and mentally challenged death row inmates.

      The prison system is self-governing to some extent though... do shit to a kid and you're unlikely to make it out in one piece, if even alive. And while it may be vigilante justice, I don't cry tears at what happened to Jeffrey Dahlmer.

    23. Re:Terrorists? by Beliskner · · Score: 1
      Now what my real question is: If you are so concerned about the rights of an enemy of the United States, maybe you should be under investigation.
      Yeah like locking that second grader in jail for saying, "If everyone at school including the teachers hated me and sidelined me, if they made way for the jocks, bullied me, gave no homework to jocks, treated stupid jocks like they were Gods, and this happened every school day then maybe I'd get damn sick of it and also think about doing what happened in Columbine High school"
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      A caveman dreams of being us, the incalculable power and riches. We dream of being Q, then what?
    24. Re:Terrorists? by Beliskner · · Score: 2
      I'm talking about actually being able to go outside your home without worrying that the government will put you away for pissing off some minor bureaucratic official.
      Heh. What's new? With cops kicking the shit out of illegal immigrants that cross the Mexico border, and Rodney King, and soliciting sex from women pulled over for speeding, this is just America showing its true Jock (love bullies, hate geeks) colours without hiding behind lawyers and media gagging orders for a change. It's refreshing because we're seeing the beauracratic officials' unhindered actions and opinions in a naked sense.
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      A caveman dreams of being us, the incalculable power and riches. We dream of being Q, then what?
    25. Re:Terrorists? by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 2

      "only in cases where it's not questionable about who did it "

      Ya thats about what I ended up at. If their is no doubt then fry em....If there is doubt or no real evidence then it's hard to say.

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      (+1 Funny) only if I laugh out loud.
    26. Re:Terrorists? by samdu · · Score: 1

      I live in Charleston, SC and they're holding the guy in the local Navy Brig. I can't stress how disappointed I am in the government and my community. The government for having the audacity to hold a citizen that will "probably never go to trial" (George W. Bush) and never be charged. My community for bitching about having to have a "terrorist" held in a local prison. Sometimes I hold my head in shame.

      -Sam

    27. Re:Terrorists? by repoleved · · Score: 1

      Beliskner quoted from somewhere: "If everyone at school including the teachers hated me and sidelined me, if they made way for the jocks, bullied me, gave no homework to jocks, treated stupid jocks like they were Gods, and this happened every school day then maybe I'd get damn sick of it and also think about doing what happened in Columbine High school"

      did you make that one up, or is that for real?

    28. Re:Terrorists? by Beliskner · · Score: 1
      did you make that one up, or is that for real?
      I read it in a newspaper a few days after the Columbine shootings, the media had hyped the shootings and paranoia was at its peak. I don't remember which newspaper. I'm sure Google will reveal it, or maybe this one'll need Altavista Advanced search.
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      A caveman dreams of being us, the incalculable power and riches. We dream of being Q, then what?
  15. Anachronistic sets by techmuse · · Score: 2

    That would be the Glendale Galleria (in Glendale, CA), which looks outdated even today, appearing suddenly in the middle of DC in 2054. On the other hand, there are plenty of things around today that were here in 1952. Surely, EVERYTHING would not change in 50 years...

    1. Re:Anachronistic sets by MartyJG · · Score: 3, Insightful
      • there are plenty of things around today that were here in 1952. Surely, EVERYTHING would not change in 50 years...


      Unfortunately there's a good chance this movie will still be around in 50 years - at which point we'll look back at it and laugh at the thought of owning a jet pack, laugh at the idea of driving a car down the side of a building (in anything other than a suicidal mood), and laugh that people are still making sci-fi movies with futuristic dates reachable in most peoples lifetimes.

      I know someone else who'll be laughing: my HAL-9000 computer that I put together a few years ago.
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    2. Re:Anachronistic sets by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      I always got a kick out of seeing some cartoon or other (forget the name) that started "In 1999 a stray comet knocked the moon from its orbit, plunging it into the earth" or something like that

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      If you can't see the value in jet powered ants you should turn in your nerd card. - Dunbal (464142)
  16. The Flick by puto · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have not seen it yet but it is on my wish list. Dick was a great author, very visionary. I would also say that he greatly influenced William Gibson in the realm of cyberpunk. If you want to know why check out A Scanner Darkly, a book about an undercover narc in the future who uses technology to his advantage, but also has a habit that is killing him slowly. Dick was a heavy addict at one time and this book reflects his experiences. It is actually a darkly beautiful book and the forward is dedicated to all of his friends who fell into the world of heroin abuse. Blade Runner(Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep) was a very good book although the movie was only 'vaguely' based on it. BUT the movie kicked ass. Rutger Haur as the phliosopher replicant was great. He adlibbed most of his scenes and they kept em. One of my fav's still. So if they keep it on the real with the book it should be good. Heard a rumor once that Lucas wanted to adapt Dick books. God save us all. Puto

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  17. Spielberg annoys to the end by dietz · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I admit that this new Spielberg picture is more interesting than most, but through the whole thing we were constantly pummeled by annoying Spielbergisms that ruined most of the film for me.

    It was all there:
    • the pointless "humorous" hijinks interrupting the flow (oh! the protagonist is going to eat a moldy sandwich! ha! ha! ha!)
    • the sappy/happy ending when this movie really deserved an unhappy one
    • the trite music from John Williams (which seemed especially bad this time...
      is he even trying anymore?)
    • and worst of all, the constant need to explain every minor plot twist three times because Spielberg assumes (correctly?) that his audience is really quite stupid.
    Minority Report would be a decent movie if it just wasn't so fucking annoying.
    1. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by Peyna · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure about the humor you saw in the movie. I didn't think it was intended to be funny. I saw the scene with the sandwich, etc., as a testament as to the conditions those people lived in and what he was going through to defeat the system. These were people that didn't want to be traced by the system, and to do so wasn't exactly pretty.

      I will agree that having the characters explain things to me annoyed me. I don't like being told what is going on in a movie directly. It is evident why things occured the way they did, and we don't need a monologue or whatever to reveal that to us. Aside from that, I enjoyed the movie.

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    2. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
      I can't agree more. Minority Report was an awful movie for those reasons and these few extra:
      • Upon being cited for a future murder, the protagonist decides that he should run, for no other explanation than, "everyone runs".
      • The protagonist could have just asked to be locked in a room until the murder date had passed thereby making the prediction bunk.
      • The doctor who does the protagonists surgery claims he was locked up sometime in the past by his patient. He explains while the patient is passing out from drugs that he is about to exact his revenge. What comes of it? Nothing...
      • After having his eyes replaced to get past security, he goes to his office and uses his old eye in a baggy to get in. Point of getting eyes done? Maybe it was for the laugh of seeing him chase them down a hall after dropping them. har har har.
      • Yes, having Speilburg explain a completely typical ending over and over and over during the last 45 minutes made me dream of my futures crimes.
    3. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was no testament to living conditions going on with the sandwich. The doctor was a dirty lazy sob. There was a perfectly fresh sandwich on the shelf below the moldy one. Being blind, it was just 'funnier' to see Tom grab the molded one, followed by missing the fresh milk to grab the green putrid one, follow by drink out of the bio hazard box.

      Yeah, I think I saw that before on the Looney Toons hour.

      Don't overthink this movie. It was stupid to the bone.

    4. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by digerata · · Score: 1
      Spielberg in his 'golden' age also seems to have the need to give oh-joy-happy-day closure to *every* single element that he introduces throughout the film.

      The ending to Minority Report was not nearly as long and drawn out as A.I. was, but it still had that same everyone lived happily ever after taste.

      Someone mentioned to me that it was a lot like L.A. Confidential. Baaah, no where near. The 'layers' the reviewer was talking about was transparent enough that you could visualize the possible endings not long into the movie.

      I give it a 3 out 5.

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    5. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      and worst of all, the constant need to explain every minor plot twist three times because Spielberg assumes (correctly?) that his audience is really quite stupid.

      Well, he didn't help their cognitive skills any.

      POSSIBLE SPOILERS AHEAD

      The whole precog thing was poorly explained. Either they have precognition - which would explain the details of their visions including the very words spoken - or they read minds (the reason they only have a few hours on a redball is that crimes of passion haven't been premeditated - well if you think about it for a couple of hours wouldn't that be premeditated?) and yet, the protagonist's slaying was not a redball (and had he pulled the trigger purposefully it certainly would have been) nor has it been premeditated.

      The sneaker-net aspect mentioned earlier was pretty dumb. They can network brains into the computer so that "we see what they see", but not other computers?

      The 'clue' about the past murder wasn't a clue at all. The waves heading TOWARD shore were caused by the two figures struggling in the water. Those were not wind generated, but concentric waves (to the right they were leaving shore). The other image that was rejected wasn't just a similar scene, but would have to have been digitally created as there was no disturbance in the water where the struggle was taking place, so the figures were added to a placid lake scene.

      And what about that doctor. He's going to exact his revenge while the cop is under anesthesia and all he can come up with is a moldy sandwich and milk? And even that was less than 50/50 since Tommy boy has to knock over the good milk to get to the bad. Or perhaps it was the fact that he's now recognized as Mr. Nakmura (unless Nakamura signed up for every marketing blitz and spam list - now there's a possibility).

      Old, dead eyes being used for biometrics? C'mon. And where's the sysadmin? Your highest profile operative is compromised and you leave his account enabled?

      How do those eyes roll so fast with about three inches of optic nerve still attached, and how'd he get the other one back after it went down the grate?

      However, I must say the most realistic movie vomit scene I've ever seen might mitigate these other gripes....

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      As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.

    6. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's all about self-determination, my friend.

      I liked the ending, because all the way up until it, you were unsure of the deterministic nature of that universe. Even the recog seemed unsure with, her pleas, whether or not one had the choice to change ones future.

      I was fully expecting it to end poorly (that is, self-determination doesn't exist), so I was happy it ended the way it did.

    7. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone else pointed out the 'hole' that he could reaccess the facility without problems.

      But I was thinking, how else do you convince a democratic society to allow unlimited monitoring, than to not have any control over the system?

      Surely you wouldn't mind allowing your eyes to be scanned if it didn't change your ablity to move within the system.

    8. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahahaha, you silly goose.
      The food in there was uneaten sandwiches and milk that previous patients didn't eat or drink.

      People laughed all the time through this movie. Eye balls rolling down the hallway...

      The reviewer was correct. This movie didn't know whether it should be funny or dark & scary. The humor in Fight Club was much better blended with the tone of the movie.

    9. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by Copperhead · · Score: 2
      the sappy/happy ending when this movie really deserved an unhappy one

      [SPOILERS] I think it could have been a lot worse. My evidence being that he didn't find his son in the end, and the pre-cogs were left isolated from the rest of the world.

      If this were A.I., Cruise would have ended up with Agatha, and found his son, who it turns out was really helping the whole time. I think the fact that he didn't "redeem" the movie in the end says a lot.

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      Your reality is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever. - Baron Munchausen
    10. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Surely you wouldn't mind allowing your eyes to be scanned if it didn't change your ablity to move within the system.

      I couldn't help but wonder why, when he first started to run, he kept obliging the scanners by looking up at them. Surely they couldn't have read them if they were half-lidded and cast down or averted in some other fashion (sunglasses even?).

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      As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.

    11. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Upon being cited for a future murder, the protagonist decides that he should run, for no other explanation than, "everyone runs"

      Um, you're going to be put in stasis for the rest of time. Wouldn't you run? And would you even give a damn explination? I didn't think so.

      The protagonist could have just asked to be locked in a room until the murder date had passed thereby making the prediction bunk.

      Yeah, the 'protagonist' could have. But then it wouldn't have been a very interesting story, now would it?

      The question is, of course, would you? Would you lock yourself in a room for killing someone you don't even know? Or would your curiosity (and your being sought after by the police) compell you to dig deeper?

      He explains while the patient is passing out from drugs that he is about to exact his revenge. What comes of it? Nothing...

      Removing ones eyes is pretty messed up, my friend. I know you probably think he was 'helping' him, but he was only digging him deeper and deeper as a criminal. Perhaps the doctor felt that turning him into a criminal was good enough revenge.

      After having his eyes replaced to get past security, he goes to his office and uses his old eye in a baggy to get in.

      Probably the biggest 'hole' everyone points out, but perhaps they have no control over the system. What better way to convince a democratic society you want to watch them, than to give them a system where control is nearly non-existant?

      Yes, having Speilburg explain a completely typical ending over and over and over during the last 45 minutes made me dream of my futures crimes.

      Yeah, the crime of dissing a masterpiece. :)

    12. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please, its still the super-happy ending. I mean, his son is "re-born" through his newly-pregnant wife. As for the pre-cogs, isolation is the only way for them to by happy as I assume contact with others provokes their visions.

      So, all in all, this is the happiest possible ending I could imagine within reason...

    13. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by denial · · Score: 1
      Old, dead eyes being used for biometrics? C'mon. And where's the sysadmin? Your highest profile operative is compromised and you leave his account enabled?

      Why more people didn't jack up at all the implausibility in the movie is completely beyond me. The priceless pre-cogs are protected so poorly that Cruise's character only has to use his old eye at a single gate 10 feet from them. Not only is his account not cancelled, but after the intrusion, they still don't cancel it, because his wife later uses his eye to get all the way into the maximum security prison. Hardly maximum security, and so far beyond basic credulity it is baffling.

      There were many, many, many more instances, like the fact that the agents endlessly studied the scenes generated by the pre-cogs for the minutest clues, but casually discarded large parts of the vision without recording or examination as "echoes", never having checked them for any extra detail. Then they use wooden balls they used "because of their unique grain". How did they record the grain to know which was the right ball? The whole thing was so systems based, including the remote witnesses, that it's absurd to have these balls rolling down a chute. It's a plot device like the Matrix' red and blue pill, but just so obviously corny it's pathetic.

      Then there's the cop who works out who the baddie is, only to start accusing him while he is armed without any precaution. I could go on and on, but the real issue with this movie was that the mass of implausibility built inexorably to the point where the movie was mainly lost.

    14. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're Mr Spielberg aren't you ;-)

      Um, you're going to be put in stasis for the rest of time. Wouldn't you run? And would you even give a damn explination? I didn't think so.

      Yeah, the 'protagonist' could have. But then it wouldn't have been a very interesting story, now would it?

      The question is, of course, would you? Would you lock yourself in a room for killing someone you don't even know? Or would your curiosity (and your being sought after by the police) compell you to dig deeper?

      Given that Agatha preaches several times that "since you know the future, you can change it", the protagonist could have been remotely smart by choosing to NOT SEEK OUT THE GUY HE'S SUPPOSED TO KILL! Oh, but you want slapstick humour and half ass chase scene's to make it "interesting".

      Removing ones eyes is pretty messed up, my friend. I know you probably think he was 'helping' him, but he was only digging him deeper and deeper as a criminal. Perhaps the doctor felt that turning him into a criminal was good enough revenge

      Dude, the protagonist sought out the doctor, willfully, to get his eyes replaced. That wasn't the devious evil plan of the doctor! That was the task at hand! You're stretching for credibility on this one.

      Probably the biggest 'hole' everyone points out, but perhaps they have no control over the system. What better way to convince a democratic society you want to watch them, than to give them a system where control is nearly non-existant?

      You're making stuff up again to convince yourself the movie had any intelligence whatsoever. Sigh...

      Yeah, the crime of dissing a masterpiece. :)

      I knew you were Spielberg. Little devil ;).

    15. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by elmegil · · Score: 1
      The protagonist could have just asked to be locked in a room until the murder date had passed thereby making the prediction bunk

      And thereby redering his entire career a fraud. Seems like I'd have picked running too.

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    16. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And thereby redering his entire career a fraud. Seems like I'd have picked running too.

      Agatha herself said "since you know the future you can change it". That is a little piece of info all the other prisoners of PreCrime didn't have. So, it wouldn't undermine PreCrime, it just would have let Mr.Anderton take control of his destiny.

    17. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by The+Cat · · Score: 2

      # the trite music from John Williams (which seemed especially bad this time...
      is he even trying anymore?)


      I'll guess you noticed that the growing suspense music from the television commercial is exactly the same music used at the end of Aliens (and about eleven hundred other movies).

      Then again, that stupid "heavily filtered guy screaming on roller coaster sound" and radio commercial happy violin music have been overused to the point of total absurdity too, so...

    18. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh, I'll add some more here too. But first I'll comment on yours. And yes, there will be spoliers (obviously) so if you haven't seen the film yet and don't want to be spoiled, go watch it and then come back and read this later.

      Upon being cited for a future murder, the protagonist decides that he should run, for no other explanation than, "everyone runs".

      This wasn't nearly as big of deal except for the fact that he said it like a dozen times (actuallly, more like three.) It was as if it was some hip saying or a tagline for the movie. Minority Report: Everybody runs!

      The protagonist could have just asked to be locked in a room until the murder date had passed thereby making the prediction bunk.

      Well, from a storytelling point of view, if he did that there wouldn't be much of a movie. It was pretty well explained and in character though I thought. The protagonist didn't trust the new guy, he was sort of a loner character, and he was a take action person.

      The doctor who does the protagonists surgery claims he was locked up sometime in the past by his patient. He explains while the patient is passing out from drugs that he is about to exact his revenge. What comes of it? Nothing...

      I didn't like this either. When he was saying this they showed him putting the eye plucking helmet on cruise's character. Then a lot of closeups of his face and eyes. Then the machine getting ready to pluck out his eyes and right before it goes in .. new scene. I felt as if I was watching a bad tv edit in the end, though, I was fairly confident they were gonna cut to a new scene since it was a pg-13 movie. The whole thing was one big tease in my opinion. This is very Speilberg, but in Jaws or Gremlins,we got a violent scene. Here we get a *very* heavy handed lead in and then nothing.

      After having his eyes replaced to get past security, he goes to his office and uses his old eye in a baggy to get in. Point of getting eyes done? Maybe it was for the laugh of seeing him chase them down a hall after dropping them. har har har.

      Yes, this was stupid as well. In the film, the protagonist goes to all that trouble to get new eyes and then what's the very first thing we see in the next act ... him using his old eyes. Although, I didn't think the eyes rolling was as out of place as you. I was amused and entertained, it wasn't bust your gut laughing but was done nicely and lightheartedly. Light hearted type stuff reminds me that I'm just watching a film, I'm being entertained, and It's not realistic (it's a story.) It definatly wasn't unrealistic enough to make me unsuspend my disbelief. In the end, I coulda lived without the scene, but, really, there's a ton of ways it coulda been filmed that woulda made it much much worse.

      Yes, having Speilburg explain a completely typical ending over and over and over during the last 45 minutes made me dream of my futures crimes.

      I would have preferred a cool retro dragnet type ending. Speaking of that, the whole movie would have been nicer if it had tried harder to be a cop film, with philosiphy and ethics about pre-crime, rather then so much attention being paid to the ethics of the pre-cogs captivity.

      Classic Speilberg things he did well - the violence. Not the blood and guts kind of violence lots of movies have these days but the agressiveness in scenes many other movies would make more passive. For example, when the arresting officer is shocked with the shock stick as the protaganist makes his escape. The officer could have just fallen down, or screamed, or exploded into blood and guts, but what he did was throw up all over the guy next to him. Something violent and biting, but not over or under the top.

      things I didn't like - the spider bots. They had 'cute' personalities, like classic animated Disney animals. This completly destroyed both my suspension of disbelief and the interesting characters they could have been. Also, the whole story with his kid. Ok, it adds to the protaganists character, he know about his past, why he believes in pre-crime. We know why he's not perfect, that he does drugs, has 'issues,' etc. This is good, but with as much time as they spent on it, not just the vidoes, but the drug enduced dream sequence, the pictures, the guy he was gonna kill, you'd think they'd wrap it up somehow in the nice pleasant ending. Did he ever find his son?! Did he ever figure out what happened to him?! Was this not an important part of the film? , or was it merely used as a device to move the plot forward and give the film a cool twist in the middle.

    19. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by foobar104 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If this were A.I., Cruise would have ended up with Agatha, and found his son, who it turns out was really helping the whole time.

      I really don't understand why everybody thinks A.I. had a happy ending. At the end of the movie, humanity, repeatedly demonstrated to be arrogant and free of either compassion or a sense of responsibility, has burned itself into extinction. The only true compassion shown in the film is by the ur-robots, when they construct the reunion fantasy for David, and then quietly euthanize him.

      The whole theme of the movie is spelled out in the prologue, when the theme question is raised. If we can build a machine that can love, what responsibility do we have to that machine? And the counterpoint: didn't God create Adam to love him? That's the ultimate conflict of the movie: compassion (of robots to one another) versus arrogance (of humans to one another and to robots).

      From David's point of view, it looks like a tragic story with a happy ending. I guess I can understand how people can be confused; they must have ended up identifying with David, and adopting his point of view. But the true point of view of the film is the omniscient one, the point of view of the narrator, whose voice opens and closes the movie. From that point of view, it's a remorselessly dark, tragic story.

      Obviously, it's one of my favorite movies of recent years.

    20. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is a famous director and you are not.
      Please, mr. film critic, present us with your version of the film.

    21. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by jimbolaya · · Score: 1
      The protagonist could have just asked to be locked in a room until the murder date had passed thereby making the prediction bunk.

      I think the authorities would have been happy to oblige. Of course, that's pretty much the point of the pre-crime department: to lock people up in a "room" (let's just call it that, so not to spoil the movie for those who haven't seen it) before they're able to commit the crime. If the fact that a crime wasn't committed was accepted as proof that the crime would not be committed, then pre-crime, and the movie, would be a complete failure.

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    22. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by argel · · Score: 1
      The doctor who does the protagonists surgery claims he was locked up sometime in the past by his patient. He explains while the patient is passing out from drugs that he is about to exact his revenge. What comes of it? Nothing...

      I didn't like this either. When he was saying this they showed him putting the eye plucking helmet on cruise's character. Then a lot of closeups of his face and eyes. Then the machine getting ready to pluck out his eyes and right before it goes in .. new scene. I felt as if I was watching a bad tv edit in the end, though, I was fairly confident they were gonna cut to a new scene since it was a pg-13 movie. The whole thing was one big tease in my opinion. This is very Speilberg, but in Jaws or Gremlins,we got a violent scene. Here we get a *very* heavy handed lead in and then nothing.

      I always thought the police found Anderton because the Doctor ratted him out. Maybe even the whole keep your eyes closed for 12 hours or you go blind was also a hoax (Anderton obviously didn't go blind by revealing his eye to the spiders).

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    23. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by delus10n0 · · Score: 1

      Another track that gets used a lot in trailers is a piece from the movie "Judge Dredd". I believe it's by Alan Silvestri, and is part of Judge Dredd's main theme...

      Oh, another one that's used constantly (ie: the Lord of the Rings trailers) is "Mother Africa" by Hans Zimmer.

      Anyhow!

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    24. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by djdrew6k · · Score: 0

      shock stick?
      it's a SICK stick. hense the vomiting. that's what it's supposed to do.

    25. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by intuition · · Score: 2

      and worst of all, the constant need to explain every minor plot twist three times because Spielberg assumes (correctly?) that his audience is really quite stupid.

      Karma or no karma I am going to have to second that.

    26. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by EvlG · · Score: 2

      It is evident why things occured the way they did, and we don't need a monologue or whatever to reveal that to us.

      Remember Memento ? That movie had much less explanation than Minority Report. When I saw it in the theater, most of the people were like "huh? what? I don't get it..."

      Face it. Most people are just too damn stupid to comprehend things unless they are laid out right before them.

    27. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by EvlG · · Score: 2

      What's so bad about a little comic relief?

      I enjoyed the sandwich, the eyes rolling, etc.

      Some of us don't like to come out of a theater 2x as depressed as when we started.

    28. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by limekiller4 · · Score: 1

      I liked it quite a bit but I agree that it really should have ended with Tom Cruise's character being left in deep-freeze. Roll the credits.

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    29. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by lordrhett · · Score: 1

      The audience is that stupid.

      There was some dumbass behind me talking through the whole movie that was still confused.....even with the extra explanation.

      Rhett

    30. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by Daimaou · · Score: 1

      I have to bring up an issue with your statement. You say that you agree that the movie sucked because the characters constantly explain everything that is going on, then you add, "Upon being cited for a future murder, the protagonist decides that he should run, for no other explanation than, "everyone runs".

      Did you want him to go into a long disertation as to why he was running so you could complain more, or because you didn't get it?

    31. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by Bodrius · · Score: 2

      Then you should go and watch a comedy.

      Not every movie is supposed to be depressing. Not every movie is supposed to be uplifting either.

      There are some movies where a happy ending just doesn't fit, and where "trying not to be so depressing" takes away the whole point of a movie.

      A story is meant to provoke a certain emotional and intellectual response; compromising that response at the expense of the movie assumes that your viewers didn't want to watch that story in the first place. Why make that movie then?

      A Philip K Dick story with a happy ending is not a PKD story.

      The same thing happened with Brazil and Blade Runner. What's the point of the existential angst of characters in a dystopia if at the end you're going to say "well, but it wasn't so bad after all"? What would be the point of "1984" if, for example, in the end there is a revolution that deposes the "Big Brother"? (hint: the story is supposed to be a warning against said "solutions")

      I don't want to be depressed every time I read a book either. Well, guess what, I don't read "1984" every day!

      "Minority Report" may or may not be a Spielberg story, but then a Spielberg story would do much better by being itself, in its predictable sappiness, rather than sticking its nose at the end of someone else's rant against the universe.
      The problem is, it was publicized as a dystopian movie, and the story is mostly a dystopian story.

      That would make it a mediocre dystopian movie, as opposed to a competent action blockbuster (such as "Matrix", which takes a different angle). You can't turn the movie around after a certain point, and the end is most certainly after that point.

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    32. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought they were saying SHIT stick. I assumed that the vomiting was only the more visable reaction.

    33. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe even the whole keep your eyes closed for 12 hours or you go blind was also a hoax (Anderton obviously didn't go blind by revealing his eye to the spiders).

      You obviously forgot what the neuroin dealer, with both eyes removed, said early on in the film. "My father always told me, 'In the land of the blind, the man with ONE eye is king!'"

    34. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by GenCuster · · Score: 1

      "and yet, the protagonist's slaying was not a redball (and had he pulled the trigger purposefully it certainly would have been) nor has it been premeditated."

      No one of the sceens in the movie makes it quite clear he has been thinking about killing the kidnaper of his son for a long time. He has been dreaming of that very day.

      The movie had some minor flaws, but that sceen was dead on.

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      "The poet presents his thoughts festively, on the carriage of rhythm; usually because they could not walk" Nietzsche
    35. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by pendragn · · Score: 0

      [Blockquote]
      Oh please, its still the super-happy ending. I mean, his son is "re-born" through his newly-pregnant wife. As for the pre-cogs, isolation is the only way for them to by happy as I assume contact with others provokes their visions.
      [Blockquote]

      I'm sorry, but you obviously don't have children. One child does not "replace" another, how insensitive can you be, I mean honestly.

      The precogs get to live out as normal a life as possible for them, they are still burdened with their unique ability, and still effectively imprisoned by that and the state that once exploited them for it.

      Murder eventually returned, and all the rest of societies ills continued unabated.

      Just because the end of the movie showed a few "happy" images doesn't mean it had a happy ending, I mean I know you can read and write, so use your brain!

    36. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by mozumder · · Score: 1

      I also agree speilberg blows. Although this may be one of his best sci-fi works so far, he's just not good at making Sci-Fi. He takes a perfectly good Philip K. Dick story and make it unnecessarily hollywood. His stories are like dumb Broadway musicals vs serious mind-bending sci-fi. The typical speilberg "wonder... oh!.. explanation.. action!" plot sequences are too mechanical, repetitive and boring.

      Why was the over-acting all-seriousness needed in that scene where the PreCog girl tells Cruise to run??

      And why not just splice in BladeRunners Chews Eye Shop scene when Tom Cruise goes to get his eyes replaced?

      I would have loved if Paul Verhoeven (Total Recall, Robocop, Starship Troopers, etc..) directed this movie instead... :) A second choice would be Ridley Scott, and then maybe James Cameron. Those guys would make you think about the future simply because of their future-in-your-face directorial style.

      Its sad that most people will walk away from this movie and will completely forget about the presentation about the future simply because Speilberg has to ruin the flow of the movie by inserting pointless plot devices in an attempt to keep audience attention.

    37. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jesus christ, write this down, and see it again:
      * Upon being cited for a future murder, the protagonist decides that he should run, for no other explanation than, "everyone runs".
      he runs because he doesn't want to go to jail. how difficult is that to understand? in the world of precrime, you are guilty as soon as they see the prediction.

      # The protagonist could have just asked to be locked in a room until the murder date had passed thereby making the prediction bunk.
      if you paid attention, they addressed this. anderton said (probably a couple of times) that he had to find out who crow was. not to mention the fact that he kept finding clues which lead him to believe that the entire thing was a setup. plus (again), if the precrime cops ever found him in some hotel room, he'd be put in jail.

      # The doctor who does the protagonists surgery claims he was locked up sometime in the past by his patient. He explains while the patient is passing out from drugs that he is about to exact his revenge. What comes of it? Nothing...
      the doctor tipped off pre-crime. that's why the cops showed up. he couldn't kill him because, (surprise!) the pre-cogs would have seen it.

      # After having his eyes replaced to get past security, he goes to his office and uses his old eye in a baggy to get in. Point of getting eyes done? Maybe it was for the laugh of seeing him chase them down a hall after dropping them. har har har.
      point of getting eyes done was so he could move about the city without being recognized, use public transportation, buy stuff, etc.

    38. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? ok, that's just ... lame. har har har

    39. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      SPOILERS. Ditto on the ending, but MUCH moreso. I'll say it straight: Snr. Speilbergo is a coward. He cannot confront the horrors that he hints at in any sort artistic or philosophical way: he looks away before anyone has to consider them too long. Though the whole wife freeing him and him recounting the entire plot over again was as waste, Cruise's final dilemna to Von Shadow was perfect. But instead of leaving that dilemna hanging over the credits: instead of Von Shadow _choosing_ to shoot cruise out of passion for preserving his own program (even though he would know that it had failed to predict/mandate Cruise's death absoltuely), well... we get a cliche bad-guy exit, stage-dead. And, worse, instead of the audience left wondering about whether pre-crime is really worth it or not... Speilberg flatly answers the question for everyone. Even if he really felt strongly that it should have been shut down, leaving the question open and disturbing would have been far far more effective and unsettling. For a movie that raises so many interesting questions, we the audience _deserved_ to be left pondering them, both horrified and intrigued at once, but not knowing how to feel.
      But, instead, it's just a classic non-response to technology: instead of confronting the fearful possibilities, we pack it away and never look at it again. And maybe have a baby and a nice house! In short, even if Speilberg meant the ending as somehow advancing a happy organic and natural life, free from techonological quandries, he did it in an insultingly cliched manner: in short he told us nothing NEW about this sort of ending or resolution. This moive could have been a perfect blend of fun action and thoughful art. But it's not art: it's popcorn that uses philosophy as just another flashy prop. And I just can't have respect for someone that chooses popcorn over a chance to make real art.

    40. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by llin · · Score: 1

      One interesting little question you might want to ask at the end of Minority Report is whether Pre-Crime really got shut down or if it's all just a HALO'd dream.

      Of course, like in AI, Minority Report's ending suffers from a sloppiness of execution that makes you really have to reach for the ambiguity when it should be put in front of you.

    41. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      I beg to differ. If he'd been thinking about killing the guy AND the precogs need the thoughts to trigger their vision, then they should have nailed him long ago. The fact was that the guy in the vision wasn't his son's killer and he doesn't kill him at all but reads him his rights. The gun goes off when the guy tries to pull it out of the cop's hand. Hardly 'dead on' as you say.

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    42. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by Undaar · · Score: 1

      and worst of all, the constant need to explain every minor plot twist three times because Spielberg assumes (correctly?) that his audience is really quite stupid.

      Minority Report would be a decent movie if it just wasn't so fucking annoying.


      While I was at first inclined to agree with you, your use of the word "fucking" weakens your entire argument. By using an explative the reader assumes that you are unable to make a point without bashing the audience over the head with it. Much like our Mr Spielberg here...

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    43. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by GenCuster · · Score: 1

      Did you see the movie? Point one, because he knew his fate he could change it, that does not mean it was not what he would have done. Point two, until he was setup his thoughts were idle thoughts not part of a chain of events leading to murder; i.e. something the precogs could see. Remeber precogs do not see thought crimes, even fakes like the guy in the sensory cambers that wants to kill his boss.

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    44. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Did you read my initial post? I had a problem with the precogs not being able to sense crimes of passion until just a few hours before they happen for just this reason. What the precogs saw was exactly what happened. They just left some parts out, he didn't change his fate in the slightest. Even the words he spoke were the same. But since it was an accident and not a murder it shouldn't have even shown up on their radar.

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      As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.

    45. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by cmpalmer · · Score: 1

      One interesting point about the ending:

      According to Moriarty at Ain't It Cool, one suble way the movie deviated from the script was that, originally, the last text on the movie screen was "The next year, there were 168 murders in the District of Columbia". This would have defused quite a bit of the sappiness of the ending.

      I liked the movie quite a bit. The product placements were interesting in that these companies shelled out a lot of money and then their placements were used in a scary and disturbing fashion.

      One other thing I disliked about the ending was that it was one of those "There are some things people just aren't supposed to mess with, so we're going to forget it ever happened" endings. Jurassic Park had the same ending -- gee, these dinos were hard to control and killed people, therefore we need to forget this technology of resurrecting extinct creatures through cloning. You know, the same way we've forgotten how to make nuclear weapons and nerve gas. Or how we never clone humans or use genetic information for eugenics. Yeah, right.

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    46. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by GenCuster · · Score: 1

      Go see the movie one more time. It not only shows him saying those words but it shows him shooting in cold blood. Does he shoot in cold blood? If not what the precogs saw is wrong; right?

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      "The poet presents his thoughts festively, on the carriage of rhythm; usually because they could not walk" Nietzsche
    47. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by alienmole · · Score: 2
      He cannot confront the horrors that he hints at in any sort artistic or philosophical way: he looks away before anyone has to consider them too long.

      Would you say the same thing about Schindler's List?

      Spielberg is probably smarter than we give him credit for, in terms of correctly estimating the level of his audience. When he decided he wanted an Oscar, and knew he wasn't going to get one for kiddie movies like ET or scifi like CE3K, he went and mined his heritage, and came up with Schindler's List. It is interesting to note that this movie centered around a character named Oscar Schindler. So even in his actual life, when Spielberg is trying to make a point (e.g. win an Oscar), he telegraphs his intentions as clearly as possible, just as he explains the plots in his movies as they go along. The subject matter of the movie alone was more than enough to say "OK, guys, I'm making a serious movie now and I'm looking for awards", but he had to pick a central character named Oscar, too.

      It worked in the case of Schindler's List - seven Academy Awards - and it works in his movies, commercially. Unfortunately, it doesn't work at all artistically. If you want movies with artistic integrity, look to someone else other than one of the most successful commercial producers & directors. The same goes for George Lucas, of course.

      Movies like Minority Report and Star Wars are not, by any stretch of the imagination, art. When the primary motivating factor is the amount of money they generate, quality and integrity will not be the result.

    48. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by Grape+Shasta · · Score: 2
      the sappy/happy ending when this movie really deserved an unhappy one

      What does that mean, the movie "deserved" an unhappy ending? Are you saying that a movie is better just because the main character dies or loses? That it makes the movie deeper or more sophisticated?

      Hogwash. The ending may not have been the most realistic scenario, but the whole movie was unrealistic. Tom Cruise jumping about speeding cars, evading scores of cops, etc., is not supposed to be realistic. It's a fun story about one man beating the odds. If you can't handle the idea of cheering for someone, I wouldn't recommend going to many summer movies.

      Personally, I think Minority Report shows how it's possible to make a philosophically meaningful, thought-provoking movie which is also a great deal of fun. There seems to be this idea that it is "sophisticated" to only appreciate dark, plodding, depressing movies where anyone you might sympathize for loses everything you'd want him/her to get - as if that's required for a movie to have any real meaning or critical worth. What a ludicrous notion!

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      "I am a cipher, a cipher, wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce" -Jimmy James
    49. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Does he shoot in cold blood? If not what the precogs saw is wrong; right?

      Isn't that what the movie tries to point out - That the precogs could be wrong?

      As far as how the shooting goes down, it's pretty fragmented and certainly leads one to believe that it happens as you saw it, but you may be right. I probably won't go see them movie again just to verify this one item. Still, if that's not how it happens (and it certainly happens after the clock runs out), the precogs are wrong. If the protagonist can decide to change the outcome it doesn't necessarily follow that it's simply because he knew ahead of time. I could have full intentions of killing someone and stop just short of plunging the scissors into my victim(s). Should that trigger the precogs? The guy who wanted to kill his boss in VR had no intention of doing it in actuality, so that's an altogether different situation.

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      As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.

    50. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by GregWebb · · Score: 2

      OK, I've seen AI precisely once around 8 months ago so my memory of precise details is hazy.

      But that ending plain didn't fit, IMO.

      David was created as an experiment in artificial consciousness, in whether such a being could be made to experience this basic human emotion that they hadn't been able to make them do before. To me, the film is a story of watching the basic assumptions in David's programming fall down. His love is so instant that it freaks his family out when they first experience it. You then watch as he's trying to be this perfect kid but the environment, after inital adjustment, slowly degrades so that he falls apart. Ultimately you end up with a scenario where this kid who's clearly very mature in many ways is basing his whole life goal around something that his peers would recognise as fallacy, meeting the Blue Fairy and her making him into a proper boy. He's incapable of recognising the difference between fable and reality.

      So he ends up under the sea, staring at this amusement park model, convinced that she can help him get what he wants. He's so convinced of this basic truth that he stays there while the ocean freezes around him, endlessly repeatuing himself, while the natural child would recognise the futility and get bored quickly. This basic failure in his programming which caused the slow degradation in his behaviour and adaptation to his environment has, to all intents and purposes, killed him. Mankind's efforts to play god and create artificial life, so vividly illustrated as the discussion inherent in the film in the introduction scene in the tutorial, have failed. This attempt at artificial love on those terms has failed. IMO, at least partially because he'd been programmed to never age, which seemed to create some interesting problems / paradoxes in his personality.

      And he's then resurrected by these aliens who clone his mother for one day of love for him, and he finally goes to sleep despite having been unable to sleep throughout the film. He gets the product of his ultimate wish (if not the wish itself). Aside from missing the tone, it undermines the message to me.

      If we wish to view it from a viewpoint of rights for intelligent beings, there are many more elegant ways to show David being redeemed after humanity has failed him than that. But, if it was that, then it was a particularly poor bit of preparation, considering that so much of the audience utterly missed that point. If you wish to build to a grand final point you need to make sure that your audience are carried on the way to it, not just dumped at it. Considering that a decent percentage of the audience considered themselves adequately carried to an alternative ending, an alternative conclusion to the discussion and 20 minutes before the film ended, I would suggest that that part of the storytelling wasn't quite what it could have been.

      But hey, everyone's entitled to their own opinion on art. It just happens that ours differ :-)

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      Greg

      (Inside a nuclear plant)
      Aaaarrrggh! Run! The canary has mutated!

    51. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by samdu · · Score: 1

      Regarding the score, MAN was it bad. It was intrusive and manipulative. I had less of a problem with the happy/sappy portions, though, than the "You're supposed to be on the edge of your seat, dammit!!!!!" portions.

    52. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by foobar104 · · Score: 2

      Your interpretation is valid, of course, but I don't think it's the best one. To me the movie seems like a fairly obvious study in contrasts: on one side, the flawed and ultimately selfish humans. On the other side, the innocent and fundamentally good robots. I think it has shades both of Kubrick, and of post-Schindler's List Spielberg, particularly in the ironic and tragic "happy" ending.

      Like you said, everybody's entitled to his opinion. But I still think A.I. ranks as one of the most misunderstood films of the 90's.

    53. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by GregWebb · · Score: 1

      Right up to the last 20 minutes, I liked it :-)

      Another film which springs to mind as creating this sort of split amongst the viewers - Starship Troopers. Found it very interesting looking at the reviews and splitting it into the bunch who thought it was a gung-ho war movie and those who took it as political commentary.

      The joys of art :-)

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      Greg

      (Inside a nuclear plant)
      Aaaarrrggh! Run! The canary has mutated!

    54. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by GenCuster · · Score: 1

      "If the protagonist can decide to change the outcome it doesn't necessarily follow that it's simply because he knew ahead of time."

      True, however Agatha states he can change the future because he knows what will happen just before Anderson enters the hotel room.

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      "The poet presents his thoughts festively, on the carriage of rhythm; usually because they could not walk" Nietzsche
    55. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      True, however Agatha states he can change the future because he knows what will happen just before Anderson enters the hotel room.

      That seems to be more a statement of belief (or hope?) rather than fact. Since Agatha does not 'see' an alternate ending she doesn't know that he can change destiny for certain. Even if she knows for certain that he can change 'destiny' doesn't mean that she can link foreknowledge as the sole differential.

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    56. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by foobar104 · · Score: 2

      The fundamental difference between A.I. and Starship Troopers is that A.I. is a good movie. Starship Troopers isn't, sorry to say.

      The novel on which that movie was based has been pretty controversial. It's got strong political themes, and also strong militarist themes. But it's not a simple book; it's got lots of different layers of interpretation. The movie tried to incorporate some of these elements-- the idea that universal franchise is a failure, for instance-- but it ended up being more tongue-in-cheek than anything. It's entertaining and all, but by and large it's a failure.

    57. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by gabec · · Score: 1
      Ok, i realize that this thread left the main window 2 days ago, but i thought i'd stick this in anyway.

      # The protagonist could have just asked to be locked in a room until the murder date had passed thereby making the prediction bunk.

      If that were the case then everyone charged with a future murder could do the same thing... Besides, since we know the boss man needed him out of the way, if he had come in to be isolated for 36 hours (as boss-man suggests over the vid-phone), i think we all know that boss-man would have immediately had him arrested and thrown into the jail thing.

      * Upon being cited for a future murder, the protagonist decides that he should run, for no other explanation than, "everyone runs".

      He thinks that the new guy from the gov't set him up through a newly found loophole. His apparent option would be to prove that he was being set up. And anyway, even if it were just a split-second decision to run away, once you've started running you can't just say "OK, let's work this out rationally." The cops would just take him out and lock him up for murder.

      # After having his eyes replaced to get past security, he goes to his office and uses his old eye in a baggy to get in.

      I agree on this one. They definitely would have changed his access rights. but then again, this has never happened before, no one from pre-crime has ever been a killer before, so in the confusion of "what the hell?!" they apparently just didn't think of it. conceivable, but doubtful that he would get away with it. FURTHER, having used his eyes to scan into the future crime dept and steal a precog surely by then they would have found someone to say "Oops, we forgot to remove his rights!" and strip him of his security, which would have disallowed his wife entrance to the prison area at the end of the movie.

      having Speilburg explain a completely typical ending over and over

      This one sucked. sorta, "yeah you explained that already." but also he needed to present the point that Cruse's character had actually figured it out. before, only the government guy had and he was killed. I'm not sure how he could have done it without explaining it twice. though the movie he presents to everyone in the ball seemed pretty self-explanatory. In that case, though, he would have needed to find a way to babble on *something* until the two could meet... *shrugs*

    58. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by pythorlh · · Score: 2

      Exactly. I was listening to the commentary track on a DVD (I think it was Disney's Atlantis, I have kids, so flame me.) and the producer specifically stated that one of the rules of motion pictures was that you had to show something 3 times if you wanted the audience to remember it. And its true. I see a lot of things that my wife and family never notice in a film, cause it only shows up once. That's why some films deserve multiple viewings, even from the most observent of us.

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    59. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end by junkgrep · · Score: 2

      I agree with much of your analysis, except that what was excrutiating about this movie is that it could have been world's better as real art with only a few minor changes. And I really don't think it would have hurt this sort of movie: almost everyone with complaints about it complains about the trite, thoughtless ending.

  18. Jarring and well done by StefanJ · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I enjoyed almost everything about the movie except the closing narration, which could have better been done through a sound-collage of media voices.

    I thought the conception and excution of the film's near future was actually very well done. It is important not to change TOO many things, or you end up with a future that isn't "relatable."

    Put another way: I think a mall which is largely recognizable, but has just a few odd tweaks, is a more effective way of delivering future shock than a totally unrecognizable one.

    And, realistically, the near future WILL still have lots in common culturally with the current-day and even the past. I don't find the notion of The Gap logo not changing a stretch (however, I might expect it to be a place where geezers go to shop . . . comforting fashions for elderly Gen-Xers).

    Stefan

    1. Re:Jarring and well done by Beliskner · · Score: 2
      I like almost all movies because it's a good excuse to sit on my ass for a few hours without reading 2000 comments on /. about constitutional intricacies regarding the pledge of allegiance despite the fact the constitution is ignored by the current Govt's handling of unlawful combatants.

      My friends also find it easier to digest "I was at the movies for a few hours" than "I was doing stuff on the computer". "What kind of stuff?" they ask, me not wanting to mention /. reply "just uhhhh computer stuff"

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      A caveman dreams of being us, the incalculable power and riches. We dream of being Q, then what?
  19. movie memoribilia by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

    they filmed part of this in my town. I've not seen it yet, and don't really intend to, so i can say which ones they were. From trailers i've seen, that house with the water around it looked familiar.
    Anyway, because they were here all last summer i've got a copy of the book signed by spielburg and cruise. I am not exactly proud of this, though. Anyone liked the movie or the book that wants this one?

    1. Re:movie memoribilia by StefanJ · · Score: 2
      You're giving it away? Are ye daft lad? #B^)

      Seriously, hang on to it. Auction it on eBay. Might be worth a house payment, someday.

  20. I hate to be the bad guy here by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

    And I *know* I'll get modded down as a Troll (I've noticed that anyone who disagrees with the main author with respect to movies get's modded as a troll) but that movie blew chunks. *SPOILER ALERT* For starters, in order for the pre-cogs to have seen Tom Cruise's character commit murder, he'd have to have been set up *in advance*, and the person doing the set-up (Max von Sydow I presume) *would have to know **in advance** that Tom would go snooping around old muder files*, in effect, Max von Sydow would have to be a pre-cog himself, which obviously he isn't, and therefore the *entire* premise of the movie is invalidated. Next: The pre-cogs, we are told again and again, starting from childhood and going from there, that they can only see murders, yet when in the mall, she sees every little thing, like the oriental woman having an affair, when to hide from the cops, etc etc etc... And although the pre-cogs are "apparently" never wrong (although they do see things slightly differently) they didn't see Max von Sydow kill himself...ooops. In short, poorly written, very poorly written. It's as bad as Swordfish was (that had *no* plot...which is worse than a bad plot, no plot whatsoever)

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    1. Re:I hate to be the bad guy here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with your point about the set-up. A larger problem is that Tom wouldn't have gone snooping at all without the pre-cogs' vision. However, the pre-cogs' wouldn't have had the vision unless Tom had gone snooping and found the guy. Neither is possible without the other, so neither could have happened.

    2. Re:I hate to be the bad guy here by vicious_sloth · · Score: 1

      no, Tom found out about the murder when the pre-cog (agatha) suddenly gabbed him and had the flashback of that murder, thats when he went snooping, and thats when he was setup ,and thats why the pre cogs were able to see Tom commit murder. becuase that evil guy (Max) found out about what happened in the "temple" the pre cogs didnt see the suicude becuase it wasnt premeditated, it was a last second decision and we didnt see agatha's preminitions for that whole scene. the precogs have trouble spotting non premeditated murders, thats why when the get a red ball, they only have like 10 or 15 min (watch the beginning of the movie)

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    3. Re:I hate to be the bad guy here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm, anon coward it is, more like lazy coward. If you paid attention, you'd see that Max killing himself was NOT premeditated, which precogs can only give a short warning for sometimes, and they in fact DID catch it.... his ball rolled down the tube thing after everyone had left the temple area.

      You also didnt notice that Tom Cruise killing Crow was discovered all of a sudden after he snooped around?

      There are gaping holes in your holes. Maybe watch it again on video or something when it comes out.

      My only complaint with the flick is the pace of the film at the end.... I noticed the same sort of thing with AI (though that ending sucked for story reasons also), but the pace of the flick just falls off the yawn scale, and should have ended with more style at least from a cinematic sense. I give it 4 out of 5 stars. ;)

    4. Re:I hate to be the bad guy here by Sancho · · Score: 2

      It's even more blatant than that. The movie spells it out several times--Anderton (Cruise) found out about the murder from Agatha, went snooping around and discovered that Agatha's report on the murder was missing. He told Max about this discovery, and that's when the setup was planned.

    5. Re:I hate to be the bad guy here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      dude, shut up. no one needs your amateur ramblings about prescience and the problems therein.

      thanks,
      The Management.

    6. Re:I hate to be the bad guy here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SPOILER
      One complaint. There was no catalyst. Cruise starts running and goes on this search because he sees that the pre-cogs envision him murdering someone. The problem is, the only reason he is likely to murder someone, is because the pre-cogs see it. Anyone see my objection here? There is a blantant contradiction. The only reason the pre-cogs see him murder someone is because he sees the pre-cogs see him murdering someone... makes no sense... Besides that, good action flick, but I'd expect a slightly more organized story from Speilberg... oh well

    7. Re:I hate to be the bad guy here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes... but what is NOT resolved is this: how did von Sydow know where to send Leo Crow so that he could set Anderton up? Based on the information in the movie, no one knows the location of the apartment building, and no one (including Anderton and the justice department guy) can figure it out based on the precogs' vision. Further evidence of the non-knowledge of this location on the part of all characters is evinced insofar as Anderton stumbles into the correct apartment building by sheer accident (while being chased by the precrime units).

      ??!!!?

    8. Re:I hate to be the bad guy here by EvlG · · Score: 2

      But that's the beauty of a causal loop.

      He could have sent Crowe almost ANYWHERE. The causal loop would work itself out.

      Sure, the amount of time between the ball dropping and the killing might be different dependent on the location, etc... but it doesn't matter, because once set in motion, the events will occur.

  21. This review makes too great a logical leap by Jack+William+Bell · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This review makes too great a logical leap by trying to tie the pre-cogs/precrime plot of Minority Report to the 'War on Terrorism'. Not only is it, well I don't really have a better word, stupid -- but it seems the reviewer is trying to make a political point. Albeit with all the striking power of a wet noodle.

    Sorry, this article doesn't cut it as a movie review -- or -- as a philosophical statement. It sucks on far too many levels. Moderate me offtopic if you like, but don't moderate as a troll or flamebait, this is truly my opinion and I stand behind it.

    I would hope that the /. editorial staff will try not to drop such obvious dreck on us in the future. Of course history tells me differently...

    Jack William Bell

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    1. Re:This review makes too great a logical leap by WillSeattle · · Score: 1

      No, I think if you'd actually watched the movie you'd be agreeing with the reviewer. He's not the only person to say this, including Ebert and Roper amongst others.

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      --- Will in Seattle - What are you doing to fight the War?
    2. Re:This review makes too great a logical leap by William+Tanksley · · Score: 2

      I agree; the movie's point is FAR broader than our simple current situation, and applies to much of justice. The review's reduction is almost absurd, as if we could solve the proposed problems by ending the war on terror or by eliminating key escrow.

      But only /almost/ absurd, not completely absurd. Just because he's driving the point into the ground doesn't mean he lacks a point :-).

      -Billy

    3. Re:This review makes too great a logical leap by Torgo's+Pizza · · Score: 1
      Sadly, too many articles have to have some sort of 9/11 connection to get posted or attention. To say that this movie is somehow connected with the events that day is stretching it to say the least. In fact, it is totally the opposite.

      The movie is based on the premenition that crime can be prevented by somehow peering into the future. The current actions of our government is based on actions conducted in the past or currently happening. People are being held because of evidence. (Well, at least what the government considers evidence).

      In the movie and story, police arrest people based simply on future events with no evidence other than what the pre-cogs state. A proper modern-day comparision would be to use your DNA as a precursor to future events. You might have the "rage" gene, which would cause you to be monitored or locked away before you hurt someone.

    4. Re:This review makes too great a logical leap by argel · · Score: 1
      I would hope that the /. editorial staff will try not to drop such obvious dreck on us in the future. Of course history tells me differently...

      Come on, the review could have been written by John Katz! ;-)

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      -- Argel
    5. Re:This review makes too great a logical leap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree. Didn't you just see the story about the company making portable MRI brain scanners as lie detectors. Apparently your brain fires more neurons to tell a lie, than to tell what you believe to be the truth. They market them to airline security personel in the "Post 9-11" world because we have to catch those that would commit a crime before they get on an airplane anymore. Since they did not yet commit the crime, we use technologies to tell us that they _may commit a crime if allowed on the plane.

      Same as those pattern matching systems that observe peoples movement patterns in parking garages and detect those whose movements indicate they are about to steal a car. These technologies are also being polished up for the newer world order. We don't have to wait until someone commits a crime anymore.

      In 50 some odd years, all of this input can be fed to a Collosus style super server and Collosus will have those that will commit a crime be executed before they are allowed to. In the name of security.

  22. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end QWZX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and worst of all, the constant need to explain every minor plot twist three times because Spielberg assumes (correctly?) that his audience is really quite stupid.

    Considering how he was burned by A.I. ("What's with those aliens at the end?" and "I can't believe that sappy ending!"), it's not surprising that for this movie he decided to make things more obvious.

  23. Excellent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your review is a lot more interesting than the rant here. Almost wish it was friday so I could get student matnee, damn I'll just scrouge 3 bucks and watch it. Thanks for the excellent review.

  24. Re:READ THIS -Very Off Topic- by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I think that IS important, but I also think Bush's initiative to create a Palestinian state is important. The point is, neither of these things really belong on Slashdot. It has nothing to do with technology, the internet, the future, or geek interests. It has to do with religion and tradition.

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    "Mind, as manifested by the capacity to make choices, is to some extent present in every electron." -Freeman Dyson
  25. Oh great... by swaic · · Score: 1

    And I thought this was the findings of a study about black people. Oh man... What a ripoff. :)

  26. awesome movie by dze · · Score: 0

    I went to see this opening night and was extremely impressed. Definitely the best 2002 movie I've seen. Great effects, visuals, plot, acting, and endless fodder for discussion. Only minor negative was the Spielbergian melodrama, which occurs in a few scenes and does stick out a bit. Fortunately these are few and far between and are usually pretty short.

    I think the number one impressive thing had to be how a pretty complex plot got set up and and they managed to resolve it without "cheating".

    There's a few scenes that'll make you jump, and a few freaky ideas. Agatha certainly gives you the creeps a few times... "Murrdderrr!!!" :)

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    "Luck is the residue of design" -- Branch Rickey
  27. Something missing... but what? by doorbot.com · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I thought Minority Report was an entertaining movie and decent SciFi, but for some reason I got the feeling that the movie simply "could have been better" but I'm at a loss to point to specific instances where I felt some touch up was necessary.

    In addition, the movie is actually quite different from the original short story, which I guess would be natural when someone like Spielberg tries to expand a short story to a two and half hour blockbuster which is designed to appeal to Joe Consumer.

  28. Read this exclusive Interview by tcd004 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Tom Cruise, Kind of

    Yes, it's a joke-Enjoy
    tcd004

    1. Re:Read this exclusive Interview by dubiousmike · · Score: 1

      how often will you post this in this thread and not get modded down "redundant"?

      Hell, I post something and while I am drafting it, someone else posts a similar thought and I get modded down.

      What a fucked up system.

      No offense against the parent post. I don't even know what you are pushing.

  29. My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by tempest303 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ***POSSIBLE SPOILER AHEAD***

    (i don't give much away about what happens, but rather, what doesn't)

    Maybe the original short story covers this, but I was miffed that this particular hole in the story was left untouched:

    Why do they have to convict people of these crimes they haven't commited? (or whatever they call it when they arrest you for pre-crime) Why not intercept the criminal before the crime is commited, hold the suspect for like 72 hours, possibly giving them some kind of counseling, and then release them? If they never commited a crime, they can't really be guilty of it, so no harm, no foul. In the movie, they say that premeditated murder is almost extinguished, because no one is dumb enough to try it anymore. This would still be the case under my idea, and you could even consider imprisoning those who are repeat "offenders". But it would keep people from commiting crimes of passion, and allow them to continue their lives.

    Thoughts, anyone?

    1. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by currentdirectory · · Score: 1

      remember, this is in future where laws might be different. They have made the pre-crime laws in that way. One thing that I felt missing was, the "time" they actually spent in the prison. May be they spend 72 hrs or a couple of months which is kind of counselling thing which you are talking about. It was never told in the movie that the "pre-crimers" are locked up in the prison for life.

    2. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by javacowboy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In the movie, they say that premeditated murder is almost extinguished, because no one is dumb enough to try it anymore.

      That's because they know if they do, they'll get caught and put into hyber-prison. If they were just released, they'd say: "might as well give it a shot", attempted murders would go up, and the pre-cons and officers would have to work that much harder.

      This way, they have far fewer cases to process because the disincentive to attempt murder is that much greater.

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    3. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by taeric · · Score: 1

      This is precisely why Cruise's character runs when he is convicted. If they simply prevented a crime from happening, he could just sit back while he didn't murder the one person.

      Instead, he was already guilty, whether he ever fully intended to kill the other guy or not. It was in fact irrelevant that he did not know who the guy was, he was guilty of the future crime of murder.

      So.... without that hook, we wouldn't have had a movie. :)

      -josh

    4. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by Wraithlyn · · Score: 4, Interesting

      *** DEFINITE END-OF-MOVIE SPOILER WARNING ***

      You have been warned... stop reading now if you haven't seen the movie.

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      I was wondering that myself. At most, book em for attempted murder, not future murder. The other thing I was wondering, is how many would prevent themselves from committing murder, if they were informed of their future, just as Cruise's character was. As Cruise says, knowledge of the future gives you the choice of changing it.

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      "Mind, as manifested by the capacity to make choices, is to some extent present in every electron." -Freeman Dyson
    5. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are our prisons overflowing with drug users, when the threat of incarceration obviously isn't a deterrant?

      Real life, like movies, doesn't make much sense either sometimes. :)

    6. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by tcd004 · · Score: 2

      Our country is a society of people who like to see the bad guys get their due, not counseling.

      Sadly this is more true in real life than in fiction.

      tcd004

    7. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah that's kind of the point that the Agatha character is making by CONSTANTLY saying that folks have a choice. The system (pretty much like our current legal system) sees punitive treatment as the only possible solution. What the pre-cog understands and needs to explain in every scene she's in is that the future isn't certain, with the knowledge of what will happen it can be changed.
      So, in that sense it was a commentary on our slowly evolving police state.

    8. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by JohnnyBolla · · Score: 1

      Perhaps because that would make a pretty boring film.

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    9. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by Sludge · · Score: 2
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      Dismantling the whole fuckin thing at the end is a terrible idea. Why not just have a call center that tries to talk these people out of it? 90% of all the people would be horrified. Failing that, talk to the victims. Tell them not to go home, etc.

    10. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they have 'proven' they are capable of this crime, and are considered a danger to society.

    11. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by tempest303 · · Score: 2

      hehe, true.

      Somehow I can't see ESPN2 airing "eXtreme Counseling!, sponsered by Mountain Dew!" any time soon, either. (I'm getting visions of people having to explain "how that makes them feel" while snowboarding down a black diamond hill.)

    12. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by glassware · · Score: 5, Interesting
      In the short story, this was the real crisis. In the movie, the crisis is, will Tom Cruise escape prison? But in the book, Tom Cruise's character was totally nerve-wracked: if he sat in a hotel room and waited for 72 hours, he wouldn't commit a murder and he'd be safe, but the entire department of precrime - which he had helped to build - would be a fraud.

      On one hand, he could murder the person for the good of society, and precrime would stay, and the world would be safe; but he would go to jail.

      On the other hand, he could stay in his hotel room, not commit a murder, and prove that his system was a fake; they'd have to set everyone free and murders would start all over again.

    13. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the same thing when I read the novel (I haven't seen the movie yet). Nothing is really said about how long the people serve, etc. etc.

      But I think it was part of Dick's point to treat the people as if they had committed the crime, and focus the effort on the "pre-crime" part.

      Instead of mapping this to the US "stopping a crime before it happened", the real map is to the discussion to use biometrics to detect possible terrorists (universal ID, face recognition, retina scans, etc). Dick posits a perfect detection system, and then takes it from there.

      Currently we're discussing much less than perfect systems, and it behooves us to take the time to evaluate them before implementing something wasting money for a false sense of security, or trading hard won rights for little gain.

      THe moral of the story is that even a "perfect" system can fail. And, another telling point is that really, the sensors (the psychics) didn't fail...but the humans and computers that interpret the data failed.

      The exact same thing is going to happen when Joe Security tries to use Face Recognition to weed out terrorists (even if the systems worked w/ a high accuracy). More than likely the system will be used to harass people who've committed minor crimes (parking tickets, etc) than to catch serious criminals. Or, as England has proven with it's security cameras, be used to spy on women.

    14. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by Quikah · · Score: 2

      That is kind of the point. If you know you are going to commit the crime will you still choose to do it? They have chosen not to take that chance and simply jail anyone who will commit murder. Is that right?

      The system as shown in the movie works (no murders in 6 years!). There were no examples of the system not working, the minority report simply pointed out a way to trick the system not that innocent people were being convicted. The original killer in the minority report explored in the movie was paid to kill the woman. The majority report showed this and prevented it. The minority report showed the second attempt, it was ignored since they thought the crime had already been stopped. Human error really, they ignored/missed the clues, happens in todays system.

      This is why I don't really see a parrallel with the current US actions (maybe in a very superficial sense). I don't think the movie is an example of a broken system, but rather a question of if you could have a system that worked by jailing people before they commit the crime should you use it?

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    15. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      The system as shown in the movie works (no murders in 6 years!).

      Um, no. Burgess most certainly did commit a murder, so you can't make that argument. The real -- and unanswerable -- question is, how many false positives did the system report? We can assume it reported no false negatives -- ie., everything's fine, oops, a murder -- but we don't know about false positives. Of the people in Containment, how many of them were victims of "Bob will murder Charlie" but Bob really wouldn't.


      Lost in the shuffle of the movie was the significance of the true minority report: That sometimes, Agatha saw a future that didn't include a murder seen by the other two. I think one of the best moments of the movie is when Anderton asks, desperately, "Where is my minority report? Do I even have one?" (meaning, absolve me of this future crime), to which the heartbroken Agatha cries, "No."

    16. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by blazer1024 · · Score: 1

      Well, some could say it was because the pre-cogs were mistreated.. Locked away in a pool forever, forced to see visions of future murders. That's not exactly a full life.

    17. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by freeweed · · Score: 2

      This theme was heavily gone into during the closing act of the movie.. Cruise and his boss having their little confrontation, with the boss unsure whether to kill Cruise or not.

      The focus in the movie shifted from whether CRUISE believes in the system, to whether his BOSS did. Kinda clumsy, that.

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    18. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by Gameshow+Bob · · Score: 1

      I related this to the overwhelming notion that I've gotten lately of cops being HUGE dick-heads. Cops hide behind bushes with a radar gun to catch you speeding rather than drive up and down the streets going the speed limit to prevent speeding. The system that they portray of catching rather than preventing is very realistic IMHO.

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    19. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by Quikah · · Score: 2

      OK, so there was a murder but the precogs caught that one, the system just ignored it.

      My understanding was that the minority report was simply a different view of the incident. The murder still took place, but maybe not the same way the majority saw it. The fall guy would have drowned the woman had pre-crime not stopped it so it did work. Bergess was able to fool the system.

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    20. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by jimbolaya · · Score: 1
      The movie was about moral dilemma. Where's the moral dilemma in what you suggest? Why would anybody have a problem with that? Where's the controversy? Why would Cruise's character run?

      The theme of the movie, as I see it, is how technology can erode personal privacy. Consider how the billboards know the names of the passers-by. Consider how the spiders invade your home, and how willing the citizens were to interrupt any activity to comply with these scans. Consider, of course, how the pre-cogs can see what you haven't even done yet. A discussion of this dilemma is very timely, and something the Slashdot reader should be able to appreciate.

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    21. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not intercept the criminal before the crime is commited, hold the suspect for like 72 hours, possibly giving them some kind of counseling, and then release them? If they never commited a crime, they can't really be guilty of it, so no harm, no foul.

      Good idea. Let's detain citizens because they might commit a crime. When a sufficient period of time has passed, we can release them. No harm, no foul, indeed. This is an especially good idea when citizens have an Arabic-sounding last name or their skin is a bit dark or they choose to wear a turban. Excellent idea. No harm done.

    22. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by djdrew6k · · Score: 0

      because most poeple aren't addicted to crime, while many drug users are addicts, and therefore aren't deterred by anything. not ALL drug users though.

    23. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by MrCreosote · · Score: 1

      In the short story, the character portrayed by Cruise actually ends up going through with the murder in order to preserve the system. The person he murders was plotting to bring down the system by showing that if someone is given the knowledge of their future crime, then they wont go through with it and won't have to be arrested after all. It is also pointed out at the end of the story that his is a unique situation, because he is in the position to get access to information that regular people dont, and that in fact all three pre-cogs submitted minority reports, just time-phased, and using the 'previous' pre-cogs report as input. It was just that 2 of them agreed that a murder was going to be committed - however they differed in the time, place and motive.

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    24. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      In the movie, they say that premeditated murder is almost extinguished, because no one is dumb enough to try it anymore

      There will always be dumb people. Otherwise, I'd have to throw out my 'I see dumb people' t-shirt.

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    25. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by drsparkly · · Score: 1

      This is a similar theme to PKD's short story, where in the end it was the fact that John Anderton knew about the prediction that gave the final twist to the plot. Most don't know of the predictions, however Jon Anderdon does, which means he's not independent of the predictions and in fact the pre-cogs factor his foreknowledge into their predictions. In the short story, there is no minority report - all the reports are different, because of this foreknowledge.

    26. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by plumby · · Score: 2

      Having not seen the movie, nor read the book, I don't know if this is explained but your post does raise a question. If precrime doesn't really work, won't some murders still happen (there's always going to be a couple of nutters who are prepared to risk it)? And wouldn't this then prove that precrime doesn't really work?

    27. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by nusuth · · Score: 1

      I guess movie -which I haven't watched yet- is substantially different from the short story -which I've read. The answer is simple, by commiting a crime, they are criminals. And they already had committed the murder. The fact that time of the murder they have committed lies in the future at time of arrest is irrelevant. By preempting the murder with arrest, they do not avoid the crime itself, they just push the crime to an alternative timeline. Precogs do not predict the murder, they witness it.

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    28. Re:My one big issue with the film (SPOILER?) by Sludge · · Score: 2

      Society was okay with it before. Was it somehow publicized after the cogs were shown to be fallible in cases where people have the knowledge to change the future?

  30. Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by nebby · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It was a well executed movie, but there was some obviously biased left-wing exaggerations. Anyone who says this movie was realistic or "could happen" is a paranoid alarmist.

    ** SPOILERS BELOW **

    First off, it seems the department of precrime has done away with the entire judicial system. You're caught and then hauled off and put in your little halo/tube thing with no trial or investigation. Also, if you think the American public would be cool with prisoners being plugged into the Matrix and sealed off, you're a moron.

    If there in fact was a department of precrime, those who were prevented from committing murder would not be arrested but most likely be put into counseling along with restraining orders placed from those who were going to be killed. They wouldn't go to jail as if they committed a crime, simply because they didn't. If you think they would, you too are a paranoid alarmist idiot.

    The kicker for me was at the end when the entire precrime system was abolished.. and this was something we were supposed to feel good about. Nevermind the fact that D.C. would probably shoot back to the number 1 murder rate city in the country overnight. Nevermind the fact that precrime could have been used legitimately and usefully, preventing murders by intervention but without punishment (what an idea!)

    I also love the fact that our precog friends decide to live on a farm at the end where they can read books. Because as every good bleeding heart liberal knows, technology and society are evil. Please.

    Oh, and of course everyone would be cool with them immersing the precogs in a vat of goo for all their lives. Starting the movie with this premise, something which would never be legitimate, and then breaking it down at the end to help us feel good about the conclusion is the cinematic equivalent of a straw man.

    I realize it was just a movie, but I want could curb some of the alarmist reaction to this wholly unrealistic depiction of what the world would be like if we could accurately predict murder. Putting this out now after 9/11 makes it all too easy for the lefties to jump on it and say "See???" Don't let them.

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    1. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by nebby · · Score: 2

      Oh, and just to clear things up: if you're going to blow up downtown D.C. in the name of a foreign terrorist movement, you're an enemy combatant. This means you can be tried by a military tribunal as per history.

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    2. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by antibryce · · Score: 2
      I also love the fact that our precog friends decide to live on a farm at the end where they can read books. Because as every good bleeding heart liberal knows, technology and society are evil. Please.


      Well, I took that to mean they wanted to live far away from society, so they wouldn't see any murders. At one point someone makes a reference to a 200 mile radius that precrime works in. So it would make sense to put them far far away with an ocean on one side. Best chance of them getting a good night's sleep.

    3. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by dietz · · Score: 2

      if you're going to blow up downtown D.C. in the name of a foreign terrorist movement, you're an enemy combatant.

      Wait, I think what you mean is:

      If someone at a high level of government claims you're going to blow up downtown D.C. in the name of a foreign terrorist movement, you're an enemy combatant.

      And, of course, you aren't allowed to appeal your status as an enemy combatant, either. If the White House says you are, you must be.

    4. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by Louis_Wu · · Score: 2
      Oh, and of course everyone would be cool with them immersing the precogs in a vat of goo for all their lives. Starting the movie with this premise, something which would never be legitimate, and then breaking it down at the end to help us feel good about the conclusion is the cinematic equivalent of a straw man.
      But, we learn from eaves-dropping that the public is told that "it's good to be a pre-cog". A tour guide explains that pre-cogs each get their own gym, and a few other things I don't remember. This happens when Cruise's character is outside of "Precrime", altering his face to let him go inside. He kneels down by a fountain, and we hear the tour guide describe a bit of how pre-cogs supposedly live.

      The public is never let near the pre-cogs, so lies can be told about them quite easily.

    5. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by nebby · · Score: 1

      And you think that never seeing these magical beings who are responsible for the 99% drop of crime would actually get by the media?

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    6. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by arkanes · · Score: 2
      I think with the right environment, people might be fine with a "department of precrime" - and also, you'll notice the constant advertising/propaganda supporting precrime.
      I would have liked it if they'd touched a bit more on precrime being legit, but also think the ending, with precrime being abolished totally, is not unreasonable - the backlash from such a public display of corruption would be enormous. And the general public doesn't know the conditions the precogs are kept in - remember when Tom Cruise is breaking back in, and there's a tour guide nearby? And he's telling the kids how the precogs all have luxury quarters with a weight room, and how it's so fun to be a precog?

      I think you're a little over-sensitive about "left-wing propaganda", personally, although it does have a slighty liberal cast to it. But it's a refreshing change from such moronically obvious propaganda flicks like Black Hawn Down and Behind Enemy Lines...

    7. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by robson · · Score: 1

      Because as every good bleeding heart liberal knows, technology and society are evil. Please.

      You sound very angry to me. You're participating in an argument that doesn't seem to exist -- I don't see anyone suggesting that the film depicts part of a slippery slope.

      It also might behoove you to reconsider some of your assumptions about what constitutes "liberal" and "conservative". I have a feeling most people are more complex than that.

    8. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by Wraithlyn · · Score: 2

      "no trial or investigation."

      Um, we've never been able to accurately see the future before. Trials and investigations are a patchwork effort to try and piece together what really happened. Precognition renders this unneccessary.

      "immersing the precogs in a vat of goo for all their lives. Starting the movie with this premise, something which would never be legitimate"

      I thought this too at first, but the pre-cogs are presented as incapable of caring for themselves. They are said to not even be aware of other people, and everyone is shocked when Agatha actually speaks to Cruise. Also, remember near the end when Agatha pleads to be taken home? So it doesn't sound like they're prisoners, just willing, dependant guinea pigs.

      "They wouldn't go to jail as if they committed a crime, simply because they didn't."

      See attempted murder. The point is that truly murderous intentions make someone a danger to society.

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    9. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by nebby · · Score: 2

      Now you're a troll for expressing an opinion on Slashdot which doesn't toe the line. Keep fighting moderators, sooner or later you'll shut everyone up and we'll enter a state of mindless groupthinking bliss. Hook me up to the Matrix!

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    10. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by fishbowl · · Score: 2

      >Also, if you think the American public would be
      >cool with prisoners being plugged into the
      >Matrix and sealed off, you're a moron.

      Wouldn't dissenters (and morons) be the first ones to disappear?

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    11. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by stubear · · Score: 2

      Precrime did NOT do away with trials and teh judicial system. Two judges conferenced with Anderton via video communication. The pre-cogs images were used as evidence and an arrest warrant was granted based on this evidence. The crime was "built" before the judges by sorting the images and creating a timeline of events.

      I agree though that people who try to find corollaries between this movie and modern life are alarmists.

    12. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I agree though that people who try to find corollaries between this movie and modern life are alarmists.

      I don't know. It looks like you just made an interesting point about how judges can become too much of a tool of the prosecution. Don't think that's ever a concern in our society?

    13. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by SiliconEntity · · Score: 2

      I thought the reason the system was shut down was not just because it had been proven to be imperfect. It was because the precogs turned out to be people.

      Early in the movie they are treated like machines, like vegetative humans who are used only for their skills. "It's better not to think of them as human," Cruise's character says in disgust. But as the movie went on we began to see that they were actually human beings. Once freed from their vat and exposed to the world, they gradually start to seem more and more human to us. Under the circumstances, turning them back into mind-controlled slaves would be completely unacceptable.

      I thought the ending was incredibly touching, showing the precogs enjoying the quiet house in the country, kept apart from the world so that their burdensome "talent" no longer torments them. They have become people, they are living a thoughtful, contemplative life.

      The transformation of the precogs from tools to human beings is one of the main story arcs in the movie. It is the real reason why Precrime cannot exist.

    14. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If someone at a high level of government claims you're going to blow up downtown D.C. in the name of a foreign terrorist movement, you're an enemy combatant. And, of course, you aren't allowed to appeal your status as an enemy combatant, either. If the White House says you are, you must be.

      Dingdingding! Tell him what he's won, Bob.

    15. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Criticizing the department of precrime? You must have something to hide. I think you're about to commit a crime, if you know what I mean..."

    16. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by Lordie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The ending to the version of Minority Report I saw probably differs from what others saw, so here it is(**SPOILER WARNING APPLIES**):

      Anderton gets the halo, gets put in prison. Remember the gimp in the wheelchair? He said that while you're in the prison, you see all sorts of things including, and I somewhat-quote, "...even the world as it could have been."

      Anderton never leaves prison. The tidy package that the movie creates is a construct of Anderton's mind. Lamar goes on to launch the pre-crime unit nationwide. The precogs don't move to a log cabin, Anderton doesn't get back with the missus, and there's no bun in the missus' oven, and if there is, it ain't Anderton's batter that caused it.

    17. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by Grumpman · · Score: 1
      Also, if you think the American public would be cool with prisoners being plugged into the Matrix and sealed off, you're a moron

      I disagree. Here's a challenge: What would the only punishment be in a world with a PERFECT lie detector? I forget who first proposed this (this was asked of me in 1978, so no ST:TNG references) but the answer is death. Once the public comes to accept that ALL crime can be tied to a person (just ask enough people) tolerance for ANY crimes will drop to zero.

    18. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so what, do you think the government is making this shit up?

    19. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by Louis_Wu · · Score: 1
      Don't know. I'm not terribly impressed by the media, but they would probably get to it after a year or so. The ~6 years it had been going suggests either an implausible plot hole, or a few canned "meetings" with the pre-cogs or people posing as pre-cogs.

      Sounds to me like a plot hole. Where's my Mack truck when I need it?

    20. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Not really. You can intend to murder someone all you want, as long as you never substantially act on it.

      I had a couple law classes in college, so I'm no expert, but we had a lecture that related directly to this.

      You can talk about killing someone, you can think all day about killing someone, and it's totally legal. Once you engage in a substantial action toward the end of killing someone, then it is attempted murder.

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    21. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by the_quark · · Score: 2

      Interesting idea - except that, I think, if it were Anderton's made-up world, he'd have Sean back in it.

    22. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the White House says you are, you must be.

      Not only that, but the President can also pardon anyone of any crime. It sort of cancels out, you see.

    23. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by WegBert · · Score: 1

      But wouldn't it be more along the lines of "the way the world would be had the pre-crime event gone the other way?" I don't think what people see is a completely formulated world; where would the stuff that actually happened have gone? Especially in Anderton's case, a rather lengthy amount of time had passed since his son had been kidnapped. It seems rather unlikely that those memories would be able to be erased/modified to fit into the context of a world with his son.

      Of course, we really have no sense of how plausible any of this is in the context of the story, because we only have the rather ambiguous statements of one of the strangest characters in the movie to go by! Anyways, I think that if it is the case that it was all Anderton's dream, that brings a whole new aspect to the movie. I'll have to see it again and look for any hints as to how it actually happened.

    24. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by the_quark · · Score: 2
      Remember: Anderton doesn't know his son is dead. He presumes - remember, he asks Crowe is Sean is still alive. If he's seeing all his dreams come true, I'd imagine in addition to dreaming that he moves back in with Lara, he'd dream that one day the doorbell rings and it's his 12-year-old son who escaped from his kidnapper. He doesn't need to modify his memories or anything like that.


      So, I don't agree, but I think it was a very original and clever thought.

    25. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by heinzkeinz · · Score: 1

      I also love the fact that our precog friends decide to live on a farm at the end where they can read books. Because as every good bleeding heart liberal knows, technology and society are evil. Please.

      Dude, I didn't like the movie at all, but the idea of them being on the farm was that that way they wouldn't be bothered by constant visions of murder any longer. IIRC, they had a range of 200km, or some such thing, so by removing them from society they are finally able to live in peace. This is hardly the bleeding-heart propoganda you would like to see.

    26. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by The+Silver+Slurper · · Score: 1

      Apparently (according to Ain't It Cool News) there was an extra line of narration at the very end that hit the cutting room floor. Anderton explains that the office of precrime has been shutdown and the precogs given a new life, etc. While the camera is pulling away from the isolated farmhouse there is a pause in the narration and then he says:
      "The following year, there were 161 murders in the District of Columbia."

      This would've at least created some room for ambiguity in the ending and encouraged discussion about the pros and cons of trading freedom for security. Shame it didn't make the final cut for whatever reason (Spielberg didn't want to piss off his left-wings buddies?).

      Anyway, here's the URL for Moriarty's review:
      http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id= 12593

    27. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you honestly think that what went on with the judges was a reasonable "replacement" for the judicial system, then, well, I don't know what.

    28. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by Triv · · Score: 2

      Not to mention the fact that the Techie explains that their 'goo' contains sedatives to keep them under control. Dopemine, I believe.

      Triv

    29. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by rsilverman · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It was a well executed movie, but there was some obviously biased left-wing exaggerations. Anyone who says this movie was realistic or "could happen" is a paranoid alarmist.

      Also, if you think the American public would be cool with prisoners being plugged into the Matrix and sealed off, you're a moron.

      ... If you think they would, you too are a paranoid alarmist idiot.

      In your obviously biased right-wing screed, you presumptively call anyone who disagrees with you "paranoid," "alarmist," "moron," and "idiot." If you have actual reasons why you think these various parts of the movie's future vision are too extreme to be taken seriously as a cautionary tale, then by all means let's hear them. Merely calling other people names is childish, content-free, and not at all convincing or interesting.

    30. Re:Leftist Propaganda **SPOILERS** by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 2
      First off, it seems the department of precrime has done away with the entire judicial system. You're caught and then hauled off and put in your little halo/tube thing with no trial or investigation. Also, if you think the American public would be cool with prisoners being plugged into the Matrix and sealed off, you're a moron.

      Two words: Guantanamo Bay.

      To quote the BBC:

      The prisoners could be held for interrogation only - or in what is known as preventive detention to try to halt further attacks being planned and executed. ...
      As long as the prisoners are not on US soil they are denied the rights guaranteed to criminals under the American constitution, such as a presumption of innocence and a trial by jury.
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  31. Speaking of timing... by mraymer · · Score: 1

    I just got done reading Filthy's review of the movie: http://www.bigempire.com/filthy/
    I go to slashdot's frontpage and what do I see? A review for the movie! Creepy.

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  32. So why couldn't they just call it Dissent? by yerricde · · Score: 2

    Basically [a minority report] is, I believe, a dissenting opinion.

    Thanks. You expressed it in terms that the legions of armchair lawyers on /. could understand without giving away the plot.

    Now this immediately raises a question. Why didn't they just call it a dissent? Simple: If Fox called the movie "Dissent", then Interplay would hang them if they tried to make a video game out of the movie.

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    1. Re:So why couldn't they just call it Dissent? by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2

      Well I think a minority report is more of an official thing than just "dissent". It's a formal statement of one's dissent. At least that's my take.

      mark

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    2. Re:So why couldn't they just call it Dissent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because, like putting Fritz on AMD against Shredder on Intel, it's just cool.

      PKD would come up with titles like "The World Jones Made" instead of "Life After Hoff's Relativism" and "Flow My Tears the Policeman Said", instead of "Can I See Your Papers, Please" and "The Three Stigmatta of Palmer Eldritch" instead of "A Doll's House".

      PKD is just cool like that.

  33. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the legislation that added "under God" to the Pledge of Allegience was ruled unconstitutional? Why should we care? How is that "news for nerds?" It's not even really "stuff that matters."

    The Arizona wildfires are "stuff that matters," but unless they melt a cross-country fibre optic communications link, I wouldn't expect to see a story about them here.

    (Please don't moderate this to -1 until the parent post is already there; it's even more off topic.)

  34. Coolness. (and spoilers...) by BobLenon · · Score: 1

    I saw it saturday nite. It was deffinetly worth the $7.50. I thought the story was uniquly good... not quite as odd as last year's AI. I left feeling as though about 70% of that movie could be true ... except for the pre-cogs and jetpacks.

    Technicly I think it was a decent portaial of a not too distant future. The adds, while not really a new update of what is current, were technicly advance ... (Other than being told that i need a nice cold Guniess, Id stay at home tho). The displays were impressive, but really not that impossible ... fighter jets use simlar tech. As for the gesture system, that was just down right cool. Anyone know were I can get one?

    There were a few weak technical points. Why did they have to sneakernet the data between the two machines? ... I think it might they wanted the big display unnetworked, a way to make sure it was 100% secure. Secondly, when Tom is imprisoned, why is his eye still active. I mean in 50 years, when someone gets thrown in jail, I'd hope they would imeadatly have no access to secure area? Everything seemed to be integrated into one Database that id'd ppl by their eyes. Of corse maybe they use Passport ... ;)

    All in all I though it was great. The cars were cool, albiet a bit far fetched. But it was done well. I enjoyed it.

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  35. Review? What review? by DreadfulGrape · · Score: 1

    Less of a movie review and more of a political diatribe, methinks. If Timothy is not comfortable with aggressively going after the bad guys, fine, but kuro5hin might be a better forum for him than /.

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  36. Slashdot Wagering News @ +1; Fun @ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bush does not serve another term 2-1

    Cheney asks France for Asylum 10-1

    Bush admits scoring coke behind White House 30-1

    Bush resigns over instucting intelligence agencies
    to NOT investigate bin Laden family 1-2

  37. Wrong by revscat · · Score: 2

    Read this:

    "A court's inquiry should come to an end once the military has shown ... that it has determined that the detainee is an enemy combatant. ... [T]he court may not second-guess the military's enemy-combatant determination."

    This was written by the Department of Justice. In plain English it says that the military may keep someone locked up for as long as they want, without trial. Even if they're an American citizen. Article available here.

    And FYI: The recent arrest announced by Ashcroft was against a US citizen who they had kept in custody for over a month before announcing it. All based on their good word.

    Which is, I hope you'll agree, somewhat suspect if for no other reason than they are humans, and are therefore fallible.

    1. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This was written by the Department of Justice. In plain English it says that the military may keep someone locked up for as long as they want, without trial. Even if they're an American citizen.

      No, you are wrong. You can not be an enemy combatant AND an American citizen. Once you are found to be an enemy combatant, your citizenship is gone. Your statement should have read:

      This was written by the Department of Justice. In plain English it says that the military may keep someone locked up for as long as they want, without trial. Even if they used to be an American citizen before joining an enemy army.

  38. [OT] Slashdot doesn't get slashdotted by yerricde · · Score: 1

    [mirror of article]

    The site the article is hosted on doesn't get slashdotted. When it receives more traffic than its database can handle, it falls back on static caches of the articles and top-level comments.

    The "Redundant" moderation of parent was fair.

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  39. Re:Not everything has changed in the last 50 years by b0r0din · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Of course in the reviewer's own estimation, by this time everyone should wear pseudo-future space clothes and all restaurants are Taco Bell.

    I thought the mixture of futurism while maintaining modern elements is a pretty good guess. It's 50 years in the future, I don't see our society changing too much. But anything can happen. No one can predict the future (well, except maybe the precogs :))

    This is just one view of the future, and it seems realistic enough. I thought it was done tastefully and thoughtfully, unlike such tripe as Battlefield Earth. My only qualm with the story was the ending, which, like AI, would have been better had they cut the last 10-15 minutes out.

  40. ...rendering of Philip Kindred Dick's short... LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [n/t]

  41. Re:Review? What review? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bitch moan bitch moan. Go back to your fucking precious kuro5hin or whatever. Get a life, nerdshit.

  42. Minority Report was not very good (spoilers) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The plot is crisp and layered enough to unfold several times

    I'm sorry to disagree, but I found the plot clumsy, inefficient, and not particularly thrilling.

    Assuming that there was anyone in the audience unfamiliar with the premise, was it necessary to set up the premise in at least four repetative sequences, any one of which would have done the job:

    1. In the 15 minute opening arrest sequence.
    2. In the 5 minute discussion following that sequence.
    3. In the Robocop-like "Precrime" commercial.
    4. AGAIN by the tour guide?

    Technology was inconsistant in the film:

    1. Why didn't they use the spiders in the opening sequence when they didn't know which house it was? In fact, why didn't they just run in and check all the houses instead of having 50 guys just stand there?
    2. You think the computers were Steve Jobs inspired? I was SHOCKED that they were using a FLOPPY to move files from computer to computer.
    3. What was up with waving your arms around like a conductor to move windows?!
    4. What was up with that horrible 3d projections system in Tom Cruise's house? Why would anyone use that? It was like bad UHF reception.
    5. "If you don't wait twelve hours... you'll go blind." Or... maybe six.
    6. Whats up with a giant organ in the prison room?
    7. Don't you think the spider technology would have showed up in lots of other places?
    8. If the cops have those stun gun things, why would using bullets be standard issue?
    9. Wouldn't the revelation of PSYCHICS have tremendous scientific reprocussions beyond precrime?
    10. The ads, which were supposed to be annoying in the story... were annoying in ACTUALITY. Part of the reason I think is that I know that this wasn't tongue-in-cheek made up ads, but ACTUAL ADS from ACTUAL companies who were paying big time subsidies for this VERY REAL product placement. How ironic.
    11. Did anyone else get the feeling that this future had about 50 people in it total? I did not feel like this was a "real" world at all.
    12. There were just a lot of plain silly and inconsistant things. I did like the cereal box tho.

    Action Scenes:

    1. The Tom Cruise Plays Car Frogger scene was dull.
    2. Were there any other action scenes? I suppose some chases... blah.
    3. The action, billed as on the same level as Indian Jones....wasn't.

    Characters:

    1. Did Tom's drug addiction go anywhere? Did anyone even buy this character?
    2. Haven't we seen the "I never said she drowned" "whoops!" about a million times?
    3. "Surely by now the precogs have predicted you're going to kill me. So you're caught in a paradox.. bwahaha" How the hell did Tom know what they predicted? They could have predicted what enivitably happened.
    4. The surgeon who replaces Tom's eyes gives a big speech about getting screwed over, then does....nothing bad. Fixes the eyes, leaves a nice sandwich.
    5. Tom's coworkers at precrime have no problem whatsoever going after him.
    6. The precogs were just plain silly.
    7. As for Max von Sydow, don't even get me started.

    Plot

    1. Why did Tom's crime of passion get a full 36 hours of lead time when they had established that such crimes come at the last minute?
    2. As the film was kinda winding down, I turned to my friend and predicted not only who the guy Tom was searching for was, but what choice Tom would have and what he would do. I was right, but never could have anticipated...
    3. The extra 20 minutes or so following that, which like was totally unnecessary and cheesy.
    4. What is the point of putting the precogs in a barn somewhere?

    I still don't see why murders stopped by precogs NECESSARILY need to lead to arrests and prosecutions. I mean, say they had stopped the murder of passion at the top of the story-- rather than putting the dreaded headphones on the husband, couldn't they have gotten him into some family counceling? I mean, having a precog to stop a murder doesn't automatically mean you have to prosecute the pre-murderer.

    With the 95% positive response on rottentomatoes.com I was expecting something really impressive.. But as time goes, I'm just left with... "well, that was kinda mediocre..." Certainly not at all thought provoking.

    I think many critics are smokin' crack.

    1. Re:Minority Report was not very good (spoilers) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      About time someone says all that. A few things to add, though:

      1) Is anybody else completely sick of Tom Cruise? He's even more annoying than Keanu Reeves.

      2) What's the deal with the grainy, blue-tinted look? It's just plain fugly. It isn't even original. This kind of look has shown up in numerous supposedly "gritty" movies and has become a cliche. Enough already!

      3) The reviewer's complaint about the look being inconsistent is plain stupid. Lots of things from 50, 100 and more years ago are still around. The last house I lived in was built in 1936.

      4) And you can't emphasize enough the irony of a film presenting a society swamped in pervasive advertising serving as a pervasive advertising medium itself.

    2. Re:Minority Report was not very good (spoilers) by XBL · · Score: 1

      The above two posts are the most intelligent ones here, in my opinion.

      This has to be the most hyped bad movie ever, or people are getting stupider at picking out bad movies.

      BTW, whatever *really* happened with Tom Cruise's kid? (I can't remember the character name)

    3. Re:Minority Report was not very good (spoilers) by Sancho · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Assuming that there was anyone in the audience unfamiliar with the premise, was it necessary to set up the premise in at least four repetative sequences, any one of which would have done the job:

      Each of these had a different purpose:

      1. In the 15 minute opening arrest sequence.
      This is to grab the audience. Most good action movies start out with this.

      2. In the 5 minute discussion following that sequence.
      This showed alternating viewpoints, something which was important, and also told a few intricacies in the system.

      3. In the Robocop-like "Precrime" commercial.
      This showed the propoganda in the world, which is important because in out world, this system would never be allowed.

      4. AGAIN by the tour guide?
      And finally, this was to handle the public's assumed outcry over the treatment of the Precogs. If they thought the Precogs were happy and healthy, there wouldn't be none.

      A few others:
      5. "If you don't wait twelve hours... you'll go blind." Or... maybe six.
      I assume that he went blind in that eye.

      9. Wouldn't the revelation of PSYCHICS have tremendous scientific reprocussions beyond precrime?
      The movie just isn't about that. You're looking for something to complain about here.

      11. Did anyone else get the feeling that this future had about 50 people in it total? I did not feel like this was a "real" world at all.
      That could be said of a lot of movies, since most movies only involves a few people.

      3. "Surely by now the precogs have predicted you're going to kill me. So you're caught in a paradox.. bwahaha" How the hell did Tom know what they predicted? They could have predicted what enivitably happened.
      If Max wasn't going to kill him, there wasn't a problem. This was an effort to stave off his own death.

      4. The surgeon who replaces Tom's eyes gives a big speech about getting screwed over, then does....nothing bad. Fixes the eyes, leaves a nice sandwich.
      YES YES YES YES YES. Absolutely. This annoyed me to no end, and the only thing I can think of is that perhaps he tipped off precrime that Anderton was there.

      3. The extra 20 minutes or so following that, which like was totally unnecessary and cheesy.
      Typical Spielberg. Did you see A.I.?

      4. What is the point of putting the precogs in a barn somewhere?
      If they're far enough away from civilization, they won't get the nightmares.

      I still don't see why murders stopped by precogs NECESSARILY need to lead to arrests and prosecutions. I mean, say they had stopped the murder of passion at the top of the story-- rather than putting the dreaded headphones on the husband, couldn't they have gotten him into some family counceling? I mean, having a precog to stop a murder doesn't automatically mean you have to prosecute the pre-murderer.
      This was the point of the book, but it got lost in the translation.

      You want a problem? Why is it that the precrime agency gets notifications that Anderton has gotten on a Metro (due to the retina scanners that are EVERYWHERE) but when he uses his old eyes to get into precrime, they see nothing. They don't even go looking for him until they see Agatha in the prediction and realize that he will eventually come back to get her.

    4. Re:Minority Report was not very good (spoilers) by jwbrown77 · · Score: 0

      Personally, I liked the movie. But I can't believe you didn't bring up what I thought was the biggest loophole in the whole thing.

      If the precrime for TC has been seen, and it's public knowledge he's on the run, how in the hell is he still able to access the building with his retinal scans? Shouldn't his access had been revoked 15 minutes after the chase started?

      I know that people's accounts don't get deleted all the time in real life, but this is murder. I think if someone was convicted of murder at my place of business and started running from the police at his cubicle, I would have his account suspended or terminated immediately.

      But, in the end, it had some holes. It's not perfect, but what is? Sometimes a movie is just a movie, it doesn't have to be perfect. Very few if any are.

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    5. Re:Minority Report was not very good (spoilers) by cuyler · · Score: 1

      A few others:
      5. "If you don't wait twelve hours... you'll go blind." Or... maybe six.
      I assume that he went blind in that eye.


      Quote from movie: "In a world of the blind the one-eyed man is king." I assume that sentence was foreshadowing later on when Cruise was the one-eyed man and the one man who knew about the problem with precrime.

    6. Re:Minority Report was not very good (spoilers) by Sancho · · Score: 2

      I'll tell you what.. The grainy looks makes it harder to encode the movie at low bitrates. Even harder is the scene in the auto factory where it looked like the cameraman was having a seizure. I have a strange feeling that this was an attempt to make encoding the movie more difficult.

    7. Re:Minority Report was not very good (spoilers) by Angry+Black+Man · · Score: 2

      The blindfold had been removed from one eye for less than a minute. When you have eye surgery done, you should not undergo prolonged exposure to light or you will in fact go blind. But for such a short period of time to be exposed to such dim light would probably not cause him to go blind. But who knows its a fucking movie.

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    8. Re:Minority Report was not very good (spoilers) by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      That could be said of a lot of movies, since most movies only involves a few people.

      One very good example would be Sleuth. An excellent movie...even though it ran over two hours, of which the majority had only 2 of the 6 actors on-screen.

      Judging a movie by the number of people in it is much like judging a 3d game by the framerate it produces.

      Hey wait, I just described Tom's Hardware site!

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    9. Re:Minority Report was not very good (spoilers) by JimE+Griff · · Score: 0
      You want a problem? Why is it that the precrime agency gets notifications that Anderton has gotten on a Metro (due to the retina scanners that are EVERYWHERE) but when he uses his old eyes to get into precrime, they see nothing. They don't even go looking for him until they see Agatha in the prediction and realize that he will eventually come back to get her.

      The girl I was with asked me this, and I think I thought of a pretty good answer.
      The entrances to the temple (and all the temple computers) are not on any system that connects to anything outside. Imagine if that dream place guy could hack into Agatha, then he might be able to hack the precog computer if he had some connection to get through (I don't know enough about firewalls to say if this is resonable). He'd cause potential chaos, calling the wrong people as future murderers.
      So they don't even let it touch any exterior system. This is very secure, but very silly in a practical sense. And they should have taken Anderton off any password protected doors very early on.

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    10. Re:Minority Report was not very good (spoilers) by shren · · Score: 2

      4. The surgeon who replaces Tom's eyes gives a big speech about getting screwed over, then does....nothing bad. Fixes the eyes, leaves a nice sandwich.

      YES YES YES YES YES. Absolutely. This annoyed me to no end, and the only thing I can think of is that perhaps he tipped off precrime that Anderton was there.

      Hmmm. I thought the surgeon was one of the more interesting characters in the movie. There are plenty of good explinations for his actions, but they're all, like real people, complex.

      One possible motive: just because someone is immoral, doesn't mean they are immoral in every possible way. Maybe, despite the fact that he likes to set people on fire, he takes his committments seriously. So when he agrees to meet someone and do an eye transplant, he's committed even when he finds out it's Anderton. Doesn't keep him from messing with Anderton's head, giving him a funky set of eyes ("greetings, mr Yakamoto!"), or setting up a nasty trick for him in the fridge, it just means he lives up to his end of the bargain, which is, the eyeballs for the cash.

      You want a problem? Why is it that the precrime agency gets notifications that Anderton has gotten on a Metro (due to the retina scanners that are EVERYWHERE) but when he uses his old eyes to get into precrime, they see nothing. They don't even go looking for him until they see Agatha in the prediction and realize that he will eventually come back to get her.

      Security is always like this - strong at the gates, weak inside. Once you become root, the machine doesn't check every 10 minutes to see if you should be root. Passing one checkpoint gives you the keys to the kingdom. They assume that if he gets within spitting distance of precrime, he'll be caught, so cleaning his identity out of the computers is a pretty low priority. (As a new organization, they probably don't even have well-established employee termination protocols or much more security than a bunch of off-the-shelf systems.)

      The "flaw so great that I started laughing" moment was with the pulse-shotgun early in the car plant scene. Knocking someone 5 feet back through the air is either harmless if the person knows how to land or fatal if they land wrong on thier spine, so the weapon is something between useless crap and really dangerous depending on the target and the terrain.

      Even if you did design such a weapon, why would you make it so you needed to *cock* it?

      I finally decided that the future is much like the present - lots of "non-lethal" gizmos get pitched to, and often bought by, police departments, but still nothing's managed to replace a simple firearm. Besides, the scene is really cool.

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    11. Re:Minority Report was not very good (spoilers) by bitrott · · Score: 1
      The surgeon who replaces Tom's eyes gives a big speech about getting screwed over, then does....nothing bad. Fixes the eyes, leaves a nice sandwich

      Duh, he gave anderton the eyes of an asian male. Cruise is NOT an asian male, so it would have been a dead giveaway to anyone scanning him in person. Don't be dense... FOLLOW ALONG.

    12. Re:Minority Report was not very good (spoilers) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      6. Whats up with a giant organ in the prison room?

      Religion was a pretty big part of the movie. As everyone else has been pointing out, Spielberg pointed out this fact over and over again.

      I took the prision to be a sort altar. Where the innocent (they committed no crime, correct?) were sacrificed in order to secure the blessings of a murder-free present. I think that this is also illustrated in the fact that the restraining device was referred to as a 'halo'.

    13. Re:Minority Report was not very good (spoilers) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      minor spoiler... sorry.


      You obviously did not pay much attention to the movie when you saw it.


      hint: Cruise got the brown ball, not red.

  43. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, I wonder why the person writing the /. article is touting Spielberg as such a visionary. The story is by Philip K Dick, who really was a true visionary, but the article's comparison is like me reading Shakespear and touting myself as a great playwriter.

    Second, Im sure that you can draw any paralels you want to anything. If you fold up a dollar bill like a paper airplane you will see the twin towers burning on the back; big deal. Its just like numerology, it isnt really a science, its just manipulating the facts like tetris pieces, trying to make them fit.

  44. Ad permanence. by PaleBoy · · Score: 1

    Actually, I enjoyed the Pepsi and Gap advertisement logos, just the way they were. I thought it was a bit of commentary on consumerism and cultural permananence: We may lose our rights, but we'll always have cool, refreshing Pepsi.

    It reminded me of that bad-yet-good movie Demolition Man, with Sylvester Stallone, where in the future, all restaraunts are Taco Bell.

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    1. Re:Ad permanence. by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Actually, I enjoyed the Pepsi and Gap advertisement logos, just the way they were. I thought it was a bit of commentary on consumerism and cultural permananence....

      How many years has the Coca-Cola logo remained essentially the same?

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    2. Re:Ad permanence. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'bout 100 years, give or take a few...

    3. Re:Ad permanence. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for the cocaine in the beverage of course.

  45. good point by tcd004 · · Score: 2

    Many successful logos never change. If you bought ads in this movie, you're buying your way into the future.

    Think Coca Cola's logo will be much different in 50 years?

    Also, how could the reviewer call that mall normal? Holy crap. It was like walking into a physical version of Amazon.com.

    PLUG:
    Read this Interview with Tom Cruise, sorta

    tcd004

  46. Re:READ THIS -Very Off Topic- by SlugLord · · Score: 1

    The reason it's important is that most slashdot readers are not just interested in computers, but also in constitutional rights. Much of what you see here has only a shred of connection to nerds, but more importantly has to do with things nerds tend to be interested in... More important, it's not very off topic, as the title says, because the movie review is about people getting stripped of their rights without actually doing anything. It has to do with the article and with slashdot because slashdot is a stronghold of those who believe in freedom of thought and information.

    You're right though: your palestine story has nothing to do with slashdot.

  47. Serious plot holes (SPOILER ALERT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. I found it ridiculous that a highly secure police station/temple would not do something so basic as to change the [retinal] locks when one of its employees was accused of murder.

    2. The underlying movtive for murduring the Agatha's mother was very weak as well. Given the amount of effort required to do it, wouldn't it have been easier to discredit her 'cleaned up' image by planting drugs on her? There are tons of non-murdering crimes which would have kept her daughter in the precrime program without having the daughter know that her mother was killed and by whom! Maybe I've just read too many Agatha Christie novels ...

    my 2 cents

  48. At least one US citizen by L-Train8 · · Score: 2

    Jose Padilla, the "dirty bomb" suspect, is a US citizen. He has been placed in military custody as an "enemy combatant." He was placed in military custody, because in order to keep him in police custody, law enforcement must charge him with a crime and present evidence of it. They are unable or unwilling to do so, so they are doing an end-run around the constitution .

    Perhaps thousands (the justice department won't say) of non-US citizens are being held without being charged with any crime. The justice department's secrecy on the issue, and its trampling of Mr. Padilla's constitutional rights, could lead one to wonder if more US citizens are in custody without due process.

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    1. Re:At least one US citizen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, just let him go ..
      Let this motherfucker blow something and kill as many people as he can , then we will have enough evidence to lock him up.
      And people like you won't be so outraged anymore.

    2. Re:At least one US citizen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, better that we hold him without evidence as an enemy combatting in an undeclared war against an ambiguous enemy that will likely not end in any of our lifetimes.

    3. Re:At least one US citizen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Undeclared war? The destruction of the WTC was a pretty clear declaration, if you ask me. The al-Quada are at war with us. Wake up and smell the jet fuel.

    4. Re:At least one US citizen by L-Train8 · · Score: 1

      Your right. If the FBI says he was going to blow things up and kill people, I guess he should rot in jail without a trial. He could stay in a cell next to Wen Ho Lee. I just hope that the FBI doesn't think that you are considering doing something bad.

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    5. Re:At least one US citizen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Let this motherfucker blow something and kill as many people as he can , then we will have enough evidence to lock him up.
      Yeah, and we should put all those niggers in jail as well so they don't shoot people. Hundreds of white people get shot every month by niggers, but what's happening to these terrorists? Throw all those God damn Italian people out of America, they're all God damn mafia assholes anyway
  49. I beg to differ by Fizyx · · Score: 1

    The resonance between this story and the current war is so strong that it's almost impossible to watch it for what it is.

    Huh? I watched the whole movie and never twigged to this 'coincidence', and I still don't buy it. I think it was about what it's about: an action flick around a novel premise.

    The yarn unfolds as a long string of chase scenes mixed with some flashbacks and some pre-cognitive dodges.

    Those dodges were a lot of fun. But you don't mention the thing that intrigued me the most: the series of encounters with some really interesting characters (who oddly never show up again outside of their independent vignette): the gengineer, the underground surgeon, the guy with the holosuites (he reminded me of Quark), and Leo Crow. I found that to be an intriguingly unique element.

    Tom Cruise plays a cop who flies off in a jet pack to nab the soon-to-be-bad guys and lock them away before they kill.

    I don't recall him putting on a jet pack. In the fight scene with the jet packs, the gimmick is that he is the only guy NOT wearing jet pack.

  50. Jarring? by jcsehak · · Score: 2

    Episode I gave a whole new meaning to the word "jarring."

    Dunno about the Gap logo thing. I think the fact that it even exists is a bit of a stretch. I mean, how many clothes manufacturers in 1950 are still popular today?

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    1. Re:Jarring? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I'm not a fashion expert but are Levi's still popular today?

    2. Re:Jarring? by VoiceOfRaisin · · Score: 1

      "I mean, how many clothes manufacturers in 1950 are still popular today?"

      well the hudsons bay company has been around for well over 300 years and still going strong. http://www.hbc.com/

    3. Re:Jarring? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Levis. While new designs are introduced, the basic style of 501s hasn't changed in decades. Brooks Brothers is they are admitedly less popular than the were in the 50s but they are still around. Those are just the first two I thought of while posting.

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    4. Re:Jarring? by Jace+of+Fuse! · · Score: 2

      I think the fact that it even exists is a bit of a stretch. I mean, how many clothes manufacturers in 1950 are still popular today?

      Fruit of the Loom?

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  51. The best part: sneaker net by jdoff · · Score: 2, Funny

    2054 looks to be a terribly advanced age, except for one thing: sneaker-net. Cruise's character uses the large interface to view and interpret the precogs' visions, but he must first upload the data from the small terminal on the other side of the room, using what must be a mid-21st-century floppy disk. And I thought we would have made progress in networking by that time. Maybe we run out of IPv6 addresses too, and decide to drop the idea altogether.

    1. Re:The best part: sneaker net by Coventry · · Score: 2

      When he's using the big screen, hes presenting to witnesses... I could imagine this would be one fo those cases where having the machine you're presenting evidence with be networked would cast the evidence into doubt due to the possibility of tampering...

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  52. What a crappy review by bourne · · Score: 2, Troll

    This guy has so many axes to grind that I think he forgot he was reviewing a movie halfway through.

    And for those of you who aren't pretentious, my review is: good movie. The only baggage it has is that which you bring with you. One big "suspension of disbelief" hole and one big plot hole, but very enjoyable to watch.

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  53. Don't misrepresent what happened by deanj · · Score: 1
    after the United States learned that even citizens are being locked up without a trial or a lawyer because they might turn out to be terrorists.

    This is an amazing misrepresentation of the facts. The guy was with al Qaeda learning how to make weapons, and was sent back here to scout out what to blow up. Interestingly enough, this has happened before....

    The US District Court (or might have been the Supremes) ruled on something very much like this back in the World War era. A US citizen left to fight with the Italians. He was captured. They carted his butt back here. When he got into court he said, "Hey! You can't do this! I'm an American citizen! I haven't broken any laws here."

    They ruled against him.

    1. Re:Don't misrepresent what happened by neocon · · Score: 1

      The case you are looking for is called Ex Parte Quirin, and was ruled on by the Supreme Court in 1943. Your description of it is quite correct.

    2. Re:Don't misrepresent what happened by deanj · · Score: 1

      Thanks! I've been looking for that case ever since the news broke about that guy.

    3. Re:Don't misrepresent what happened by neocon · · Score: 1
      Ah, found the link: :-)
      Ex Parte Quirin.
      Relevant Excerpts:
      Citizenship in the United States of an enemy belligerent does not relieve him from the consequences of a belligerency which is unlawful because in violation of the law of war. Citizens who associate themselves with the military arm of the enemy government, and with its aid, [317 U.S. 1, 38] guidance and direction enter this country bent on hostile acts are enemy belligerents within the meaning of the Hague Convention and the law of war. Cf. Gates v. Goodloe, 101 U.S. 612, 615, 617 S., 618. It is as an enemy belligerent that petitioner Haupt is charged with entering the United States, and unlawful belligerency is the gravamen of the offense of which he is accused.
      and
      Petitioners, and especially petitioner Haupt, stress the pronouncement of this Court in the Milligan case, 4 Wall. page 121, that the law of war 'can never be applied to citizens in states which have upheld the authority of the government, and where the courts are open and their process unobstructed'. Elsewhere in its opinion, 4 Wall. at pages 118, 121, 122, and 131, the Court was at pains to point out that Milligan, a citizen twenty years resident in Indiana, who had never been a resident of any of the states in rebellion, was not an enemy belligerent either entitled to the status of a prisoner of war or subject to the penalties imposed upon unlawful belligerents. We construe the Court's statement as to the inapplicability of the law of war to Milligan's case as having particular reference to the facts before it. From them the Court concluded that Milligan, not being a part of or associated with the armed forces of the enemy, was a non-belligerent, not subject to the law of war save as-in circumstances found not there to be present and not involved here-martial law might be constitutionally established. The Court's opinion is inapplicable to the case presented by the present record. We have no occasion now to define [317 U.S. 1, 46] with meticulous care the ultimate boundaries of the jurisdiction of military tribunals to try persons according to the law of war. It is enough that petitioners here, upon the conceded facts, were plainly within those boundaries, and were held in good faith for trial by military commission, charged with being enemies who, with the purpose of destroying war materials and utilities, entered or after entry remained in our territory without uniform-an offense against the law of war. We hold only that those particular acts constitute an offense against the law of war which the Constitution authorizes to be tried by military commission. Since the first specification of Charge I set forth a violation of the law of war, we have no occasion to pass on the adequacy of the second specification of Charge I, or to construe the 81st and 82nd Articles of War for the purpose of ascertaining whether the specifications under Charges II and III allege violations of those Articles or whether if so construed they are constitutional. McNally v. Hill, 293 U.S. 131 , 55 S.Ct. 24.
      and
      By universal agreement and practice the law of war draws a distinction between the armed forces and the peaceful populations of belligerent nations7 and also between [317 U.S. 1, 31] those who are lawful and unlawful combatants. Lawful combatants are subject to capture and detention as prisoners of war by opposing military forces. Unlawful combatants are likewise subject to capture and detention, but in addition they are subject to trial and punishment by military tribunals for acts which render their belligerency unlawful.
      and
      By a long course of practical administrative construction by its military authorities, our Government has likewise recognized that those who during time of war pass surreptitiously from enemy territory into our own, discarding their uniforms upon entry, for the commission of hostile acts involving destruction of life or property, have the status of unlawful combatants punishable as such by military commission. This precept of the law of war has been so recognized in practice both here and abroad, and has so generally been accepted as valid by authorities on international law12 that we think it must be regarded as [317 U.S. 1, 36] a rule or principle of the law of war recognized by this Government by its enactment of the Fifteenth Article of War.
      and
      Section 2 of the Act of Congress of April 10, 1806, 2 Stat. 371, derived from the Resolution of the Continental Congress of August 21, 1776, 13 imposed the death penalty on alien spies 'according to the law and usage of nations, by sentence of a general court martial'. This enactment must be regarded as a contemporary construction of both Article III, 2, and the Amendments as not foreclosing trial by military tribunals, without a jury, of offenses against the law of war committed by enemies not in or associated with our Armed Forces. It is a construction of the Constitution which has been followed since the founding of our government, and is now continued in the 82nd Article of War.
  54. Constitution guarantees rights to "persons" by yerricde · · Score: 5, Informative

    The people we are locking up are NOT citizens of the USA.

    Even so, the Constitution (Article 1, Section 9, Amendment 5, and Amendment 6) guarantees rights to "persons", not just to "citizens." From Article 1, Section 9: "The privilege of the writ of habeas corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in cases of rebellion or invasion the public safety may require it." But does this wag-the-dog war on terrorism require such a suspension of habeas corpus?

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    1. Re:Constitution guarantees rights to "persons" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "this wag-the-dog war on terrorism "

      So , hmm September 11 never happened ?
      Man, when will it stop being "wag the dog" style war ?
      When 1,2, 5 millions of people are dead.
      Would that be enough for you ?

    2. Re:Constitution guarantees rights to "persons" by Beliskner · · Score: 2
      So , hmm September 11 never happened ?
      Man, when will it stop being "wag the dog" style war ?
      When 1,2, 5 millions of people are dead.
      Would that be enough for you ?
      In my opinion, > 3 cities being nuked. The number of people killed in WTC won't even register on the next national census. < 0.0005% of the US population were killed in WTC, far far less than WW2.
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  55. One sentence review of Minority Report by dissonant7 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Philip K. Dick could write a helluva lot better than Spielburg can ever direct.

  56. Anyone read the short story? by gmhowell · · Score: 2

    Anybody seen this AND read the short story? Any comments on how faithful the adaptation is?

    Anybody looking forward to a JK review?

    :)

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    1. Re:Anyone read the short story? by DoomHaven · · Score: 2

      The premise is the same: the director of Pre-Crime is implicated in a pre-mediated murder of an individual he does not know. He runs, swearing he will never commit the murder. In the interim, he sneaks back into Pre-crime to get the minority report.

      Other than that, the movie and book diverge on the plot, technology, most of the minor points of the pre-cogs, everything about the minority report (including Anderton's knowledge about the report, how it is obtained, what it means), the reason for the murder, the specifics of the ending, the level of coverage of Pre-Crime (national versus local), the specifics of antagonism between John Anderton and the other guy (in the book, he is a young go-getter that wants Anderton's job and is being groomed as his successor), Anderton's family and co-workers (including the old guy, who is not in the story at all), any habits he has, what happens to pre-murderers, most of the history leading up to the story (the book discusses an Anglo-Chinese war, which the main plotline draws from), and the future that the story takes place.

      Here is a summary of the short story:

      Anderton, and man nearing retirement age, is meeting his future replacement for the first time. He instinctively dislikes the man, out of simple jealousy/self preservation.

      That day, he flips through the file cards from the breathing lumps of soulless flesh that are the pre-cogs. They technically are human, but are considered as sub-human, mental retards with pre-cog abilities that just lie in a vat and babble. The babble is translated by computers into the future, and not just murders. Anderton makes the off-the-cuff remark about how some of the information is funnelled off to other organizations. The army also has a system identical to Anderton's (with different pre-cogs) which creates a safeguard system to Pre-Crime (or the army). One last note: Anderton remarks the pre-criminals are sent to detention camps.

      Anderton finds in one of the cards that in 36 hours, he will kill someone that he doesn't know. He immediately suspects the new guy is trying to set him up so he can wrest Pre-Crime away from Anderton. Anderton runs, and is caught by people who work from the individual. The individual is a member of the officer's club of people that fought in the Anglo-China war who found out about his murder from his army buddies. He tries to turn Anderton over the authorties, but Anderton is saved by some-one that claims to be working against Pre-Crime. Anderton is given money, a new identity that allows for travelling, and is sent off to clear his name.

      Anderton decides to break back into Pre-Crime to see if a minority report is created about his case. He succeeds in breaking in and he does have a minority report: two precogs believe he is going to kill, but the third disagrees. It claims that when Anderton is made aware of his future crime, he doesn't commit it. Vindicated, he returns to his victim with this proof, but on the way, is almost captured by his replacement. His anonymous benefactor saves him again, but then is disabled by Anderton when the man tries to disable Anderton's wife. Anderton learns that the man is a member of the army and works with his victim.

      This victim is delighted that he won't be killed, and not just for the obvious reason. Apparently, he dislikes Pre-Crime, and hopes to ride this issue and the disarry that happens because of it to rise to power. Anderton, shocked that this man is going to both destroy something that he believes so dearly in and use this destruction to further his own agenda, kills the man. As punishment for committing the first murder in the nation since Pre-Crime was started, he is exported to an off-world colony with his wife.

      In the conclusion, we find why the minority was created:

      - the first report was created when the first pre-cog saw the murder.
      - the second report, the minority report, was created when the second pre-cog took into account the new future created by Anderton seeing the pre-cog report.
      -the third report was created when the third pre-cog took into account that Anderton would succeed in showing the minority report to the intended victim, and Anderton's decision to kill him.

      It is mentioned that the only way that the pre-cogs are so out of sync is because they sample differnet futures caused by Anderton's knowledge of their predictions.

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    2. Re:Anyone read the short story? by Jerrith · · Score: 1

      I read the book before I saw the movie. The adaptation is not faithful at all, there's really just a few similarities, between two different stories.

      Personally, it was the ending that bothered me the most... In the book, we basically end up with the hero making a sacrifice to preserve pre-crime, a system that prevents all murders. In the movie, we lose the system and it's benefits, and all the "criminals" go free.

      Or to put it more briefly, the book argues that precrime is good, and the movie argues that precrime is bad. A total reversal, and given that I like the idea of precrime, a bad one.

    3. Re:Anyone read the short story? by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      Should have mentioned that I just read the story:)

      Anyway, I thought that in the short story, Anderton thought precrime was good. But PKD clearly meant the reader to think that it was bad.

      Slight difference. Wouldn't notice if not for a great English teacher I had years ago:)

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    4. Re:Anyone read the short story? by Jerrith · · Score: 1

      This is where I disagree. While perhaps PKD wanted the reader to question Precrime, and the ethical ideas behind it, my view is that he thought it was good in the end, mainly because he has his hero, Anderton, commit murder and accept exile, in order to keep the system alive.

      Maybe I should just go re-read it again though. :)

    5. Re:Anyone read the short story? by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      The version of the book I have in which the short story appears has some annotations by PKD and a forward by... Can't remember. But they point to his overwhelming disgust with war. And looking at other stories and books of his, it seems as though he does have an anti-authoritarian bent. My last piece of 'evidence' is an essay or something he wrote wherein he discussed short stories. He said that the main character in a short story does not have to be likeable, someone we agree with, or even someone you can feel empathy towards. In that context, I would say that he appreciated the struggle, but PKD did not agree with Anderton's final solution.

      OTOH, it's quite easy to see where the story gives the impression that Anderton did the 'right' thing by someone's reckoning. Certainly if I hadn't read the essays by/about PKD, I would have come away with a different interpretation.

      I'm in the middle of Stephen King's 'Everything's Eventual', another collection of short stories. King also discusses the differences between shorts and full length novels. If I weren't in the middle of it, I'd probably reread Minority Report myself.

      Hmm, one thing I just thought of: PKD was also somewhat religious. Was Anderton's final action attempting to reconcile fate and free will? How do they intertwine in the story? I don't have any answers to that one. Maybe I will reread that tonight...

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  57. Re:Ha Ha by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Funny

    heh that's the second time I've been modded a troll over requests to avoid movie spoilage.

    I guess what the moderators really want me to do is say stuff like this:

    * Imagine a beowulf cluster of Minority Reports

    * I'll never buy this movie on DVD because I run Linux

    * Here's a link to the first 3 reviews I found on Google

    * This isn't news! I've seen movies before!

    and

    * The movie's already available for download on Kazaa

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  58. ^^ Not funny, why moderate up? ^^ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This comment is not funny. Why did you moderate it up? Its just the usual formulaic "Apply story situation to Slashdot effect/RIAA/MPAA/open source/Microsoft/linux/Star Wars.

    1. Re:^^ Not funny, why moderate up? ^^ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure it is, but then again, the whole article is the usual formulaic "Apply recent blockbuster movie to YRO topic"

  59. Oooh ooh, spoiler alert. by yobbo · · Score: 2

    Heh. Paying to see this movie is a spoiler in itself, but anyways.

    My favourite bit. In the future, when pre crime predicts that one of their own officers is going to commit murder, they decide that removing your security privelidges isn't necessary. You can walk right on in to 'the temple' , where the @#$%ing precogs are lying around, and it's all fine and dandy because the lazy bastard pre crime admin doesn't see any problem with letting a fugitive access the building.

    Bravo to the story writer on that one.

    Oh here's a classic - The pre cogs have apparently been lying in that stupid indoor pool for 6 years, and they have more of a tan than me.

    And i'd love to see who was in charge of all those usability studies which showed that clean sheets of glass are much easier to read text on than todays computer monitors.

  60. maybe it had to get security clearance ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and networked computers are ruled out of the highest security classifications in the future, just like they are now.

    (Or maybe it's just a typical movie glitch ;))

    Need to read the short story, too ...

    1. Re:maybe it had to get security clearance ... by THE+ROCK · · Score: 1
      ... and networked computers are ruled out of the highest security classifications in the future, just like they are now.

      I laughed out loud when I saw that. These geniuses couldn't connect two terminals that are 10 feet from each other? Are they both not part of the SAME system for that matter?

  61. Yes, but... by artemis67 · · Score: 3

    the law clearly states that if you join a foreign army, you renounce your American citizenship. I realize that al-Queda is a nationless army, but we have declared war on them nonetheless.

    What is the strict definition of "foreign army," I wonder...

    1. Re:Yes, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this guy up. He hit the one point that everybody else here seems to be missing: Join Al-Queda, and you are no longer a US citizen, no matter where you were born. No trial-by-jury for you, because you are a POW, end of story.

    2. Re:Yes, but... by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 5, Interesting

      How do we know that this person was part of Al Qaeda? Because the Bush administration says so?

      If he isn't part of a foreign army, what recourse does he have?

      This isn't an academic exercise. There are reports that a dozen or so Kuwaiti nationals, who were in Afghanistan doing Peace Corps-type work, are currently incarcerated in Camp X-Ray as suspected members of Al Qaeda. Diplomacy has thus far failed, and they can't even talk to a lawyer in order to clear their names.

      Now, I agree in principle: if someone is a part of Al Qaeda, they should be locked up. Hell, as far as I'm concerned, they should be torn to pieces and thrown to the sharks. The tricky part is establishing who's actually in Al Qaeda and who isn't.

      The thing about this that really stinks is that the Bush administration basically has carte blanche to lock up anyone they want, as an "enemy combatant." Who's to say they won't do this to particularly vocal political dissidents, such as antiwar or environmental activists, or militias?

    3. Re:Yes, but... by Jobe_br · · Score: 1
      The thing about this that really stinks is that the Bush administration basically has carte blanche to lock up anyone they want, as an "enemy combatant." Who's to say they won't do this to particularly vocal political dissidents, such as antiwar or environmental activists, or militias?

      Exactly. I'm so glad that this has occured to someone else. Our media, apparently, has not quite caught on to it. Or, they haven't caught on to the game the Bush administration is playing: someone comes across something that the Bush administration is doing that isn't entirely "above the table"; the media starts reporting on it; the Bush administration releases new information on the "War on Terror"; the media forgets about what the Bush administration was doing and concentrates on this "new threat."

      Result? Bush's approval rating is SKY HIGH.

    4. Re:Yes, but... by artemis67 · · Score: 2

      This isn't an academic exercise. There are reports that a dozen or so Kuwaiti nationals, who were in Afghanistan doing Peace Corps-type work, are currently incarcerated in Camp X-Ray as suspected members of Al Qaeda. Diplomacy has thus far failed, and they can't even talk to a lawyer in order to clear their names.

      That's why they are awaiting trial. Assuming this is true, Kuwaitis aren't US citizens, and therefore aren't entitled to Constitutional protections afforded to US citizens.

      If they aren't Al-Qaeda, then they will have an opportunity to demonstrate that in court.

    5. Re:Yes, but... by neocon · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. Mr. al-Muhajir is entitled to judicial review of the ruling that he is a combatant, and is getting that review right now in a New York courtroom.

    6. Re:Yes, but... by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 1
      Respectfully, neocon, you don't know that. Part of the role of the hearing is to determine what juristiction the court has on Mr. Al Muhajir's case. The Bush Administration maintains that there is none, which would imply that the DOD has sole juristiction in this matter.

      Even if the court does have juristiction -- which is highly questionable -- all the Bush administration has to do is show evidence that Mr. Al Muhajir was in the country to "harm US interests." There is no requirement to demonstrate that he is a part of any military, paramilitary, or terrorist group.

    7. Re:Yes, but... by neocon · · Score: 1
      This is simply incorrect -- Ex Parte Quirin, defines US citizen enemy combatants very clearly as:
      Citizens who associate themselves with the military arm of the enemy government, and with its aid, [317 U.S. 1, 38] guidance and direction enter this country bent on hostile acts
      Any ruling that there is not court jurisdiction in this case would be an expansion of the existing precedent, and would, of course be appealed. In either case, I expect this one to end up with the supremes.
    8. Re:Yes, but... by paganizer · · Score: 1

      Wow. If only I could live in the same world you do.

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    9. Re:Yes, but... by neocon · · Score: 1
      With due respect, are you denying that Mr. al-Muhajir is currently appealing his transfer to military juridiction? Are you denying that the case has been accepted and is being heard?

      What world are you living in?

    10. Re:Yes, but... by paganizer · · Score: 1

      I would like to point out a couple of things. There are people expressing opinions in this thread that could be considered critical of the U.S. government or it's leadership. If those people are active or reserve members of the U.S. Military, this could be considered a violation of the UCMJ (uniform code of military justice). With the current state of the nation, this could be considered as sufficient reason to subpeona the logs for /. not that an actual reason is neccesary these days. On another aspect, the people being held without trial are "connected" or "related" to known terrorist / extremist groups. thats all thats required, being connected in some way or related. Not neccesarily now, anytime in the past works also. So..... ever donated to greenpeace? Earth liberation front? Jewish Defense League? IRA? Black Panthers? Coalition for Life? Aryan nation? Christian identity movement? Militia's? KKK? Constitutionalist society? John Birch? No? how about a family member then? or your Boss? any of these things, and more, i'm sure, can draw scrutiny. and, guess what? if you look hard enough, anywhere, you'll find something.

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    11. Re:Yes, but... by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      reminds me alot of when I play with my dog...
      you pretend to throw the ball and their head goes then you throw it and it confuses them for a few seconds.

      Kind of sad that American media (and sometimes americans) are like my dogs.

      Yes.. I'm american.

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    12. Re:Yes, but... by danro · · Score: 2

      thats all thats required, being connected in some way or related.

      So, six degrees of Al Quaida anyone?

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    13. Re:Yes, but... by Beliskner · · Score: 2
      Hell, as far as I'm concerned, they should be torn to pieces and thrown to the sharks. The tricky part is establishing who's actually in Al Qaeda and who isn't
      That's exactly why the courts were invented, they decide how much evidence is necessary, etc. The US is playing smoke and mirrors against the DoJ by keeping them in a jurisdictionally disputed area. The US courts have the same rights there as they do over Russian warez sites. I think this is a good thing because it shows Bush is afraid of the Courts (read: Watergate)
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    14. Re:Yes, but... by Beliskner · · Score: 2
      you pretend to throw the ball and their head goes then you throw it and it confuses them for a few seconds.
      If you look at American media 55 years ago before and after Pearl Harbour you'll see the reporting styles also changed *a lot*.
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  62. Already a reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The storyline may seem improbable, but this became a reality in UK law yesterday :-

    Detention plan for 'dangerous' mental patients
    "Hundreds of people with dangerous, incurable personality disorders could be locked up indefinitely in secure mental hospitals, without the need for evidence that they committed a crime, under far-reaching mental health legislation published yesterday by the government."

  63. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  64. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It says "Here there be Idiots."

    1. Re:No by Dave+Bowman · · Score: 0

      I think you have the wrong map. Europe isn't on the same one as Washington DC you know.

  65. Re:Not everything has changed in the last 50 years by Bahamuto · · Score: 1

    Another movie where they could have cut the last 15-20 min out of is Castaway. They should have just ended the movie when he was floating by the barge.

  66. Politically Incorrect Minority Report reviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  67. Re:"Redundant"?! (+1 Insightful) by Thud457 · · Score: 0

    I knew you were gonna say that!

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  68. Don't believe the hype! Don't read the reviews! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Minority Report is at heart a detective story/whodunnit. (and not a bad one) It's also an action/adventure story -- this film is about running around from people in jet packs (and perhaps from a half dozen interesting ideas as well). It's not a masterpeice! The fact that MR somehow resembles the stupidity of the current administration in the US doesn't turn MR into an especially meaningful piece of film, just as dissecting Star Wars in terms of ancient myths doesn't hide the fact that it's origins are in matinee serials and pulp fiction. Please remove your thinking caps before entering the theatre, thank you.

    If you intend on seeing Minority Report, don't read the reviews. MR relies on suprise to a point that if you know what's going to happen, and you will if you read one of the many crap reviews out there -- even Ebert is guilty of discussing too much --, you will have nothing to think about until half way through the film (unless you're like Oprah).

    Now go, go see this film and be partially, or even significanty entertained. Lighten your wallet a bit and maybe some day, somebody might actually do PKDick a good turn.

    _KhlER3L

  69. Budget? Setting? by MisterBlister · · Score: 1
    The jarring settings were done completely on purpose. P> Let me ask you a question...Didn't the Georgetown (where the first murder DIDN'T occur) of then look like the Georgetown of now, except for the flying vehicles and cars? Now let me ask you a second question, doesn't the Georgetown of now look like the Georgetown of 50 years ago, except for the cars? Drive though Sunnyvale sometime.. Architecturely its like driving through the 1970s....

    Not everything changes at the same rate... You can have a modern neighborhood next to an older more classical neighborhood. Minority Report is completely faithful to reality in reflecting this. I thought the disparity in the settings was *genius*.

    FWIW, I thought the pseduo-3D holographs (from John's family etc) were also genius. Someone obviously did at least some amount of research on image-based rendering and the limitations of displaying 3D that's captured from one angle.

    1. Re:Budget? Setting? by peterwayner · · Score: 2

      Drive though Sunnyvale sometime.. Architecturely its like driving through the 1970s..

      Yes and no. There are big changes. Many of the Eichlers are being torn down by people who want something bigger. The rest have been renovated a number of times. The colors change with the fashions and so does the landscaping. If anything, the new drought regulations must have changed things dramatically between the 1950s and today. Now desert -like gardens are hip.

      You're right that much of the architecture doesn't change over time. The Washington Monument looks pretty much the same. But details almost always change.

      Here's another datapoint. The Levittown suburb looks very different from the original swirl of houses that, in the words of Pete Seeger, "all looked just the same." Every owner has added a porch here, a laundry room there, and now all of the houses are vastly different. In fact the historical society from the town deliberately bought one relatively unchanged house to preserve the memory of the 1950s.

  70. good thing... by foonf · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    They didn't let Jon Katz loose on this one. He surely would have cut-and-pasted something from one of his other lame reviews about how this was "out of touch with the new sense of unity and trust in government that has captured the nation since September 11" or some such thing.

    Yes, really, in times like these, critical thought is more relevant than ever.

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  71. A WAR? I don't think so. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The resonance between this story and the current war is so strong that it's almost impossible to watch it for what it is

    Which war is he talking about? Aaahh maybe he means the Bush-government CNN hype that has brainwashed almost all 160 million Americans over the past 8 months.

    Of course terrible things happened in the States, of course I feel very sorry sorry for those involved. But, to compare it to a war, to compare it to all horrible things that happen in the rest of the world right now?

    Here in Europe we have been living with the treat of terrorism for the last 50 years. We do not feel incredibly sorry for ourselves, and we do not dramatize it in every way. And certainly NOT by comparing it to a movie!

    1. Re:A WAR? I don't think so. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Here in Europe we have been living with the treat of terrorism for the last 50 years.

      Maybe the reason for that is because you have not been treating it like a war. You can be damned sure that America will not "live with" the threat of terrorism for 5 decades. It might take us that long (or longer), but we will not passively accept terrorists attacking us; we will make every possible effort to erase them forever - that's what we do.

      America is represented by two flags. One is the stars&bars that most people know us for, the other is a snake biting into the foot that steps on it, with the words "Don't Tread On Me" written across it. The recent attacks on our soil, tragic and painful as they are, present yet another opportunity for us to remind the world "don't fuck with us," and that's just what we are doing.

    2. Re:A WAR? I don't think so. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooh yeah. Too much CNN for you.

      Do you think you can solve everything with technology? What are going to do? Nuke the shit out of the rest of the world? Hello wake up, the US are not the only one in this world. And certainly not the most responsible either.

      If European countries would have acted this inresponsible in Europe, the last 50 years, then there would be no world left.

      And please save me that patriotic shit. Don't you think countries outside the US have similar feelings about their country?

      Wake up, there is a world outside your borders. You never cared a lot. If you continue to screw it up, it will still be there in 50 years - after you.

      I travel a lot (that means outside the US as well, to fill at least a little bit of the vacuum inside your head). I do not feel save in the US. It is becoming a real police state, there is nothing democratic at all about it. I admire your constitution, but somehow 160 million American seem to think it's about them alone.

    3. Re:A WAR? I don't think so. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to put too fine a point on it but the US is not doing anyone a favor by spreading a message of might makes right. It erodes the very foundation that legitimizes their actions.

  72. Why the wood balls? by anthropic · · Score: 1

    Did anyone catch the significance of the wooden balls? I think they spouted something about the grain of the wood making the balls unfakeable, but I'm not sure.

  73. spoiler question about the kid by clion999 · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else think that the evil head of the pre-crime unit killed Anderton's kid to help recruit Tom Cruise? The thread was never explained and I thought that was going to be piled on top of his list of offenses. But it was only Agatha's mom.

  74. Flying Cars... by jbarr · · Score: 1

    Flying cars. They promised me flying cars. Where are the flying cars?!?

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    1. Re:Flying Cars... by RpiMatty1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      An even better question is where are the hoverboards that Back to the Future promised us?
      I want a hoverboard

    2. Re:Flying Cars... by UranusReallyHertz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      http://www.moller.com/. Very sweet engineering, but after The Twin Towers (and Pentagon) Tragedy (not suppsoed to call it nine-eleven anymore, didn't ya know?)I just can't see having these become as common as cars are today being a good thing. Packed with C4, one of these would be a terroist's dream.

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  75. Re:READ THIS -Very Off Topic- by jcsehak · · Score: 1

    Okay, I'll bite, but only because the quote in the original article doesn't make any sense. (though I'm probably putting my karma on the hibachi here)

    "A profession that we are a nation 'under God' is identical ... to a profession that we are a nation 'under Jesus,' a nation 'under Vishnu,' a nation 'under Zeus,' or a nation 'under no god,"' it said.

    Huh" It's not the same at all. "God" is a blanket term to mean the divine creator, be he Jesus, Vishnu, Zeus, or whatever you call him. "One nation under Jesus" would be unconstitutional, since it insinuates that we're all Christians. The reality is, this nation was founded "under God," by people who were pretty religious. I'm not sure it would even be possible to completely seperate church and state, and I feel pretty sure the majority of the citizens here wouldn't want to anyway. This has little to do with the freedom of religion thing though. I don't believe you need a completely secular state for people to be free to worship whoever they want, even if it's Satan or simply nobody.

    It's funny, I always thought it peculiar that they outlawed prayer in schools but kids still had to say the pledge of allegiance. Ahh, nothing like a good self-contradiction.

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  76. Stupid ass movie... (spoiler warning) by SkyLeach · · Score: 2

    The physics were completely XP.

    To start off with, our boy TC jumps from one rapidly falling car thingy to another more-rapidly falling car thingy just like anybody could jump from a three foot portch. Hello? Newtonian physics?

    Then there's the jetpack scene. Guy in jetpack is flying around at incredible lift/weight ratios with standard rocket propelled thrust. As if that wasn't bad enough, these things can actually cary THREE PEOPLE, with armor weapons and backpacks! And all of this done with about an 8 inch flame. And evidently for a gosh-darn good amount of time.

    To top it off, these amazing devices can skim the ground at about 3' without any wings to use for lift!

    Then there's the whole problem of temporal paradoxes. Evidently TC has been set up to find this guy by his 3V|7 boss who pretends to be the man who kidnaped his kid. Fair enough. But how did the "precog" see this happening when seeing it happen is what caused it to happen. There would have had to be an initiator for the temporal paradox to have occurred. Somewhere along the timeline something would have had to put TC in the room with the fake-rapist without the intervention of the precog. But wait, we can't travel in time, so that's not possible. Evidently this "precog" isn't just seeing the future, she's creating it.

    Then there's the villain himself, who somehow turns from noble champion of justice into a person willing to do anything , including murder innocent people, just for the perfect justice system. Yet he's not portrayed as a madman, because he shoots himself in the end.

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    1. Re:Stupid ass movie... (spoiler warning) by VoiceOfRaisin · · Score: 1

      EVERY hollywood movie that deals with time(travel) has annoying paradoxs that bug the hell out of me. i try to ignore them but its so obvious it "cant work"

    2. Re:Stupid ass movie... (spoiler warning) by yobbo · · Score: 2

      Then there's the jetpack scene. Guy in jetpack is flying around at incredible lift/weight ratios with standard rocket propelled thrust. As if that wasn't bad enough, these things can actually cary THREE PEOPLE, with armor weapons and backpacks! And all of this done with about an 8 inch flame. And evidently for a gosh-darn good amount of time.

      Even more amazing is that these rocket packs don't burn the persons leg off when they're flying around.

    3. Re:Stupid ass movie... (spoiler warning) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evidently this "precog" isn't just seeing the future, she's creating it.

      I thought that was the message you were supposed to walk away with.

    4. Re:Stupid ass movie... (spoiler warning) by SkyLeach · · Score: 2

      How can you create the future without modifying the past or the present? She didn't actively do anything to make the vision appear, so therefore she should never have seen the vision. The other precogs might have been able to see it, but not her.

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  77. Re:READ THIS -Very Off Topic- by good-n-nappy · · Score: 1

    I would argue that this movie doesn't belong on slashdot either. The whole idea of pre-cognition is fundamentally religious. Sure you could validate it scientifically to some extent but only to the extent that you can validate the statement "God answers prayer." I'm sure they threw in a couple of gadgets to make it seem slightly techie, but that's all window dressing on a political and religious film.

    Anyway, Filthy only gave it two fingers so it can't be worth much discussion.

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  78. Pre-/.'ing? by timdorr · · Score: 1

    Now I wonder, does this mean sites will be slashdotted before they're even uploaded to the server?

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  79. Movies with even bigger connection to Sept 11th by evilviper · · Score: 2

    Two movies come to mind; both released LONG before Sept 11th.

    1) "The Long Kiss Goodnight": (Geena Davis, Samuel L. Jackson) A movie where the CIA, conspiring with it's supposed enemies, attempts to commit a terrorist act to kill 4,000 people, and blame it on Arab terrorists. All this, for no other reason than to increase their federal funding. Does everyone remember the Slashdot stories around Aug/Sept 2001 where this CIA/NSA said their lack of funding was imparing their ability to do their jobs and protect Americans?

    2) "Canadian Bacon" (Alan Alda, John Candy): The president's approval rating is very low because of the end of the Cold War (munitions factories close everywhere). So, the president authorizes agents, posing as canadian terrorists, perform small-scale terrorist acts against the USA. Using the media, they impose the fear of Canada in Americans, even using the line "They Walk Among Us" (Startlingly Similar to the term "Sleeper Cells" of today).

    Both movies are VERY good in their own right. I suggest EVERYONE check them out.

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  80. Don't worry about it by Sloppy · · Score: 2

    The system is based on deterrence, not prevention.

    Once someone has (subjuctively) committed murder, dealing with that criminal is not what the justice system is for. The goal at that point is to kill/imprison/prisonrape that criminal as an example to to future criminal-wannabes.

    Of course, I have to admit, when you're dealing with future crimes, I'm not sure what the difference is between the criminals and the criminal-wannabes. And maybe that's your whole point. :-)

    I guess there must be some threshold of intent that they cross? Instead of the real life point where a person crosses the line of considering to murder and actually committing murder, you have a point where someone considers considering murder, and considers committing it. Ugh.

    You know what? The whole thing is so ridiculous, that I don't think you should take it seriously and worry about the problems. It all leads to time-travel paradoxes anyway, and no one ever gets anywhere with that crap. ;-)

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    1. Re:Don't worry about it by gilroy · · Score: 2

      Remember, the pre-cogs didn't pick up the intent to commit murder. They picked up the fact of murder. If you really meant to kill your boss, but he was sick the day you intended and then you got hit by a bus, you wouldn't trigger the pre-cogs.

  81. A couple legal fatal flaws by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2

    Interestingly enough the movie skips on issues it should have addressed. For instance we already have 'pre-crime'laws like conspiracy to commit murder, overthrow the government, etc. The Precrime system also doesn't distinguish between crimes of passion/manslaughter and pre-planned murder. I wonder if they freeze drunk drivers who get into accidents too.

  82. Barf bag required! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spielburg's films are consistently rank with sentiment. From swelling violin soundtracks to cute little kids with bowl cuts, Spielburg takes the 'more is better' approach and packs it all in. Minority Report is no exception.

    Scenes of Tom Cruise's character bawling over the loss of his son and wife quickly became nausiating. Did we REALLY have to sit through all his stupid home video's? After all, everyone knows watching someone else's home videos is about as exciting as watching paint dry. It's like "OK! We get it, he's missing his son...Please, don't make the little dork run again!!"

    If it wasn't for Speilburg, this might have been a good film (that goes for A.I. as well). As it is, you'll need a barf bag to deposit all the extra sentiment that you just can't stomach.

  83. Wait! That's not all! by eaddict · · Score: 2

    The resonance between this story and the current war is so strong that it's almost impossible to watch it for what it is.

    I can't wait till he reviews Two Towers. In fact, I can't wait till the US population as a whole gets wind of this being released!

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  84. Same multiple-ending problem as A.I. ---SPOILER--- by robson · · Score: 1

    ---SPOILER WARNING---
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    Follow the advice I was given for A.I. -- when you *feel* like the movie's done, just walk out. You'll have experienced a better movie than those who stay all the way through ;)

  85. Timothy has obviously never read the short story by Sancho · · Score: 2

    Warning, this post will contain spoilers (although if you're read this far, you probably don't care).

    The resonance between this story and the current war is so strong that it's almost impossible to watch it for what it is, a good murder mystery conceived well before September 11th retelling a short story that was published long ago in 1956.

    The movie had almost nothing to do with the short story. It was similar in that it was a murder mystery, there are precogs, and these precogs detect murder. The places where the movie took off from the story are numerable, and the places where the movie actually went against the story starts about 1/3 of the way through and continues until the end.

    The movie is about a guy in charge of precrime who discovers the fallibility of the system and goes out of his way to bring those in charge of it (who were involved in multiple wrongdoings) to justice. The "echos" weren't even addressed in the short story, nor the possibility of faking murders beforehand.
    The short story is about a guy in charge of precrime who discovers a potential fallibility in the system, but goes ahead with the murder because he believes in the system.
    The difference is really quite striking.

  86. In other news.... by cardshark2001 · · Score: 1

    Timothy's far reaching generalizations, extrapolations and interpretations lead many Slashdotters to believe that he is actually the evil JOHN KATZ. :)

    The similarities in writing style were described by some /.'ers as just "too eerie" to be coincidence.

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  87. "The Religious Experience of Philip K. Dick" by ultramk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is an excerpt from a comic by Robert Crumb, Weirdo #17.

    quoting:
    "It is an interesting graphic interpretation of a series of events which happened to Dick in March of 1974. He spent the remaining years of his life trying to figure out what happened in those fateful months. "

    IMO, a must-read for anyone who enjoys Dick's work.

    m-

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    1. Re:"The Religious Experience of Philip K. Dick" by gruntvald · · Score: 2

      Man that's great - as a long time PKD reader(I even named my son Philip after him), I wasn't aware of this. And by Crumb too! And online! Heh heh, nice end to the work day! Thanks.

    2. Re:"The Religious Experience of Philip K. Dick" by ultramk · · Score: 1

      I found that last year sometime. yeah, for me it was like when you find something like references to one of your favorite books in an obscure song by one of your favorite musicians.

      (e.g. for me, "the ground beneath her feet" by rushdie and the song by bono of the same name.)

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  88. Re:Spielberg annoys to the end (*spoiler*) by redcup · · Score: 1

    The worst is that the PreCrime unit is chasing one of their own, yet they never cut off his security access to the building - even after they catch him!!.

    Okay, so maybe the movie is pretty accurate on corporate security...

    I wouldn't recommend this movie because the ending (last half hour?) really dragged and dropped the ball. Oh well, at least I didn't waste money on popcorn and soda :-)

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  89. Re:READ THIS -Very Off Topic- by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

    Well, seems you're right... the Pledge of Allegiance made the front page after all :)

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  90. didn't anyone enjoy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    didn't anyone enjoy seeing agatha "receiving" these visions. they appear very gratiftying, as she trembles in pleasure everytime she receives one.

  91. Re:Not everything has changed in the last 50 years by Golias · · Score: 1
    It didn't help much that the producer assholes showed us almost all 20 of the final 20 minutes of Cast Away in their previews. I would have enjoyed the movie a lot more if I didn't know absolutely everything about how it would be resolved when I was going in.

    I used to love watching the teaser/trailers while waiting for a movie to start. Now I do all I can to avoid them.

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  92. the last 15 minutes by Triv · · Score: 2

    Why why WHY does Speilberg have to blow most of his movies in the last 15 minutes? I was really into it until it all tied up in a big shiny bow. The bad guys are punished, the good guys come out on top and life is better. COME ON. Movies should tell you something, not BEAT you OVER the HEAD with a HAMMER with "The world is a better place" engraved on the handle.
    Bah.
    Triv

  93. Steganography? Cool! by GuyMannDude · · Score: 2

    His book about steganography, Disappearing Cryptography , may be a few months late.

    You mean there's a whole friggin' science devoted to the science of studying stegosauruses now? Screw being an general palenotolgoist -- when I grow up I wanna be one of those high-priced specialists!

    GMD

  94. Re:Not everything has changed in the last 50 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think they could have cut about 143 minutes of Cast Away. What interesting ideas did this movie explore? This movie came out 300 years ago and it was called Robinson Crusoe. Only then, it actually had some action in it. And I don't remember Crusoe going nutty after a week on the island.

  95. Its really good by DrBlake · · Score: 1

    ***Spoilers Ahead***

    Minority Reports is all that AI wasn't: dark and interesting not dark and ... dark, futuristic and believable, not futuristic and unbelievable, action packed and fast, not action challenged and slow.

    It's basically a "film noir" mixed with a Sci-Fi thriller. A top police officer is suspected of a crime and has to fight hard to be exonerated and find the real perpetrator. This is an old theme but it feels fresh here because it is set in the future and because the crime he is accused of has not yet happened. The twists are many and it's hard to predict the outcome because of the new format. I have seen nothing like it before. It suited my tastes perfectly.

    Because I speak Swedish I thought I'd share with you all what Dr. Solomon that operated on Anderton said in Swedish. It adds very little to the story but it was funny. He is talking to his lovely assistant: "Wipe your a**, woman [actually closer to "bitch"] and come out here and help me." This references the lack cleanliness in the doctor's office. She comes out singing a traditional Swedish kids song: "Little frogs, little frogs. Neither ears nor tails do they have. Neither eyes nor tails do they have" which is a reference to the operation that's about to take place. The real song does not talk about eyes.

    The Doc

  96. Re:It seems obviously you don't read carefully... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Timothy didn't write the review.



    "peterwayner writes: "Everyone has heard stories......Read the rest of his review below.

  97. Can someone research the political BS in Summaries by toupsie · · Score: 2
    This tale of police who solve crimes before they are committed reached the theaters just a few weeks after the United States learned that even citizens are being locked up without a trial or a lawyer because they might turn out to be terrorists."

    This is 100% false. A complete lie. Typical leftist propaganda. Ideology before the truth.

    The only "American Citizen" to being locked up outside, the American Taliban John Walker Lindh, is Jose Padilla, a.k.a. Abdullah Al Muhajir. He has a lawyer, who has appeared in front of a judge. Her name is Donna Newman and she appeared before U.S. District Court Judge Michael Mukasey to plead Padilla's case. Its not like they picked him up off the street and threw him in the brig. Once his conspiratorial behavior with Al Qaeda was documented before the highly respected Judge Mukasey, Padilla's status was changed and he was thrown into a military prison where he belongs (right before the firing squad). Two seconds on google would have pointed that out. But John Ashcroft bashing is in vogue for the politically frustrated left, so these little pesky details never seem make it out when dealing with Padilla. Your Civil Rights are fine, you just don't have the right to make people listen to this "Sky is Falling" hysteria.

    Mr. Dirty Bomber was not arrested for changing his name into something most American's cannot pronounce. He was arrested for travelling to a nation that harbors terrorists and meeting with Al Qaeda officials in order to plot out a radiological attack against innocent American Citizens. This is a conspiracy to commit terrorism. Terrorists are referred to by the Geneva Convention as "unlawful combatants" giving you pretty much the permission to put a gun to their head and blow their evil brains out. But this is America and we play nice with evil people. We give these unlawful combatants the benefit of the doubt and try them through military tribunals instead of executing them on the spot.

    If you want to ensure that you do not end up like Mr. Muhajir, don't conspire with terrorists in a plot to harm vast numbers of Americans. Feel free to call John Ashcroft a religious poopy head, he won't stop you by calling you a terrorist.

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  98. I enjoyed it, even still by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    With the 95% positive response on rottentomatoes.com I was expecting something really impressive.. But as time goes, I'm just left with... "well, that was kinda mediocre..." Certainly not at all thought provoking.


    I agree with everything you said, yet it didn't detract me from enjoying the movie. I think the differences in our experiences are based in our expectations.

    You: it got 95% positive response on rottentomatoes, it's gonna be impressive!

    Me: It's a Tom Cruise/Speilberg movie, but it might be good anyway.

    The problem with Hype is that it creates false expectations. Most of the people I know who enjoyed Blair Witch saw it before the hype. Most who didn't like it, enjoyed it afterward.
  99. Slavery..... by Veramocor · · Score: 1

    There are a bunch of differing opinions here about whether or not the precrime unit was wrong or right.

    I'm on the side of wrong for a different reason. The pre-cogs were basically prisoners and treated horribly. They were forced to be pre-cogs, but at the end of the movie are shown to be able to live at least a decent existance.

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  100. Rather you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which constitutional american would circumcize his CUNT ?

    Duyba seyz: Don't cricumcize your CUNT ! Otherwise our 1337 USAFTDAHSGM troopers will come after you.

  101. Re:Can someone research the political BS in Summar by norkakn · · Score: 1

    Um, you are a bit mistaken.
    There are a quite decent number of "material witnesses" being held without any charges and no access to a lawyer. Activists are also sometimes inprisoned at protests, held for a week, then released without ever being charged or arrested.

  102. The link to 9/11 by yoric · · Score: 0

    I don't think timothy is that far off here. The underlying philosophical question is whether or not we can hold someone guilty in the present for something that that person will do in the future. The United States has and is detaining people because of something that that person might do. This is an important question, because it has significant implications in regards to the "innocent until proven guilty" convention. How can you prove someone is guilty when the crime hasn't been committed yet?

    Even without the link to terrorism, this has other significance to US policy today.

    I'd say many of us are aware of how to perform a DoS attack. And many of us are not too happy with MS. Should it be legal to hold us responsible for a DoS attack that we might do if allowed to remain free?

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  103. Product placement by dachshund · · Score: 3, Interesting
    As for the advertising... how much has the Coke logo changed in the last 50 years? Brand recognition is powerful, long lasting stuff.

    Actually, I think the unchanged nature of the logos can be chalked up to simple product placement. Firms like The Gap, Pepsi and Reebok paid a ton of money to get their logos into this movie, and they want to build brand-recognition in the here-and-now.

    There's an interesting article over on Slate about the ads in Minority Report. Though product placement is nothing new, this film represents the first time corporations have actually hired outside advertising agencies to realize the full-length commercials that were played throughout the movie.

    1. Re:Product placement by Ravagin · · Score: 2

      Well, I'm still not motivated to buy their products, and I thought the future advertising was tanj cool (if scary).

      But I see your point. :)

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    2. Re:Product placement by Wraithlyn · · Score: 2

      "I think the unchanged nature of the logos can be chalked up to simple product placement"

      Oh, I'm positive that's the "real world" reason too. I'm just saying I think it's plausible they actually WILL be extremely similar in 50 years. :)

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    3. Re:Product placement by jimbolaya · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It was the product placement that annoyed me most about this movie. Sure, there are plot holes on which to nitpick, but I'm willing to suspend belief for that. And I'm even willing to forgive what were actual, blatant ads, such as the billboards that addressed Anderton by name. After all, those were part of the theme of the movie, how we can allow technology to intrude upon our freedom. But the copiously long shots of corporate logos--Bulvaria, Lexus, Nokia--that were simply part of ordinary scenes gave the movie a cheap feel.

      The scene that bothered me the most was when Anderton pulled up to his ex-wife's house, and got out of the Lexus. As he walks away from the car, the camera stays on the Lexus logo for a good 10 seconds or so. Here's why it bothered me so much: It seems like Steven Spielberg was taking directoral advice from the advertiser. We're not talking about some NYU film student here; Spielberg's been around the block, and here some advertiser is telling him how to shoot a scene. Steve, I never thought you'd sell out like this.

      This cheap feel wouldn't have bothered me so if the movie wasn't otherwise good. But with a film that tries to make moral and societal observations, it's a shame to see it cheapened so.

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    4. Re:Product placement by dachshund · · Score: 1

      I don't know. How many corporate logos remain unchanged from 1950? A very small number, I'd say.

    5. Re:Product placement by dachshund · · Score: 1

      It's worth pointing out that the movie was produced by Cruise, and Spielberg only directed as a hired gun. That could explain some of the "selling out" you saw. Of course, I never really though of Spielberg as the most anti-corporate director in the world, anyway.

  104. An alternative by cpeterso · · Score: 2


    Arresting people guilty of "pre-crimes" is obviously a questionable practice. Instead, why don't the police use the precognitions as a TIP? They can stake out the (future) crime scene, capture the whole crime on video, and stop it in progress. There would then be no question about guilt PLUS the violent outcome of the crimes are avoided. This is a win-win situation.

  105. OT so mod me down, but I don't care by gilroy · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Blockquoth the poster:

    The US District Court (or might have been the Supremes) ruled on something very much like this back in the World War era.

    Willfully or not, you are misunderstanding the concern here. Your nominal citizen was challenging jurisdiction. But you know what? At least he got a trial! It wasn't enough for the President to say, "Oooh, he's a danger... better lock him up." In the current wave of illegality, the President and his agents have specifically and deliberately denied -- to acknowledged American citizens -- their right of habeus corpus, their right to know the charges against them, their right to face their accusers, their right to counsel, and their right to a speedy and impartial trial by their peers. What is the justification? That the President claims that they are enemy combatants. They cannot even get a judge to review that determination... if the President says it is so, it must be so.


    I am not usually a paranoid anti-establishment type, but if you wrote up the list of law enforcement expansions of the last year and showed it to anyone -- but made sure not to say it was the US -- there would be only one question: Is this Nazi Germany or Soviet Russia?

    1. Re:OT so mod me down, but I don't care by neocon · · Score: 1

      It is you who misunderstand. Under the law of war and US war, a combatant may be held without trial until the end of hostilities in any case -- do you think we gave trials to all the Germans we caught in the second world war? Mr. al-Muhajir is entitled to a judicial review of the claim that he is a combatant, and he is getting that review in a Manhattan courtroom as we speak.

    2. Re:OT so mod me down, but I don't care by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Mr. al-Muhajir is entitled to a judicial review of the claim that he is a combatant


      Oh, really? To put it mildly, that seems not to be in accord with the facts: Blockquoth the Boston Globe (2002 Jun 25):

      In an unusual telephone conference call with three appellate judges, Deputy Solicitor General Paul Clement reiterated the administration's assertion that the president alone has the power to make a determination - not subject to judicial review - that someone is an enemy combatant and that such people should not have access to lawyers.

      [emphasis added]

      I think it's quite clear the President and his henchmen feel that the system of American justice is, at best, a hindrance. Elevating a bit of Vient Nam logic, Bush, Aschcroft and cronies appear to feel that "In order to save democracy, it was necessary to destroy it".
    3. Re:OT so mod me down, but I don't care by deanj · · Score: 1
      He hasn't received a trail YET. Either have half the people sitting in jail waiting their trials. It doesn't mean he won't get one.


      My point about the what the original author said stands. They haven't been arresting people without cause. They had a damn good reason to.


      Go read Ex Parte Quirin as the other poster suggested.


      If we don't get these guys, this WILL be Nazi Germany or Soviet Russia. Don't people understand that?

    4. Re:OT so mod me down, but I don't care by deanj · · Score: 1

      What's quite clear is that you've got axe to grind against the President, and keep going offtopic...er...well, you DID say that in your first post. :-) ...anyway.... Read up on some case law, not a Boston Globe article http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/scripts/getcase.pl?c ourt=US&vol=317&invol=1

    5. Re:OT so mod me down, but I don't care by neocon · · Score: 1

      What deanj said, plus the obvious question: if there is no judicial review, pray tell what the hearing currently going on in Manhattan is?

    6. Re:OT so mod me down, but I don't care by deanj · · Score: 1
      Oh, and by the way: According to this article

      Justice Department staff told congressional officials that Padilla would have "limited" access to an attorney to help determine the question of whether he has rights in the civilian court system, according to Capitol Hill sources. An attorney representing Padilla has filed a motion in U.S. District Court to have him released.

      So, your analysis of what Bush is appearing to do, is wrong, and again, off topic.

    7. Re:OT so mod me down, but I don't care by gilroy · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Blockquoth the poster:

      They haven't been arresting people without cause. They had a damn good reason to.

      That's not the issue. The American ideal has never, ever been "I'm from the government... trust me." Our entire system of law and politics is based upon checks and balances -- which includes external review. Everyone loves to drag in World War II here. Let's do that. Congress oversaw the war effort. Indeed, Harry Truman's claim to fame was his thorough, even-handed, and unstoppable investigation of war inefficiency. The Supreme Court remained in the loop too -- hence the Ex Parte Quirin that is so beloved of the administration's defenders. This President, however, holds no respect for the courts, for the Congress, or for anyone who might possibly restrain him.


      If the government has such darn good evidence --and I don't a prior assume it doesn't -- then let it present it in court. Let it make its case the way that all administrations have had to make their case. Let's return to a nation organized around the rule of law.


      If we don't get these guys, this WILL be Nazi Germany or Soviet Russia. Don't people understand that?

      If the price of "freedom" is secret police, warrantless searches, and indefinite detention based on the whim of a single individual without restraint, then what's the difference?
    8. Re:OT so mod me down, but I don't care by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Ironically enough, your article begins with

      The United States will hold "dirty bomb" suspect Jose Padilla indefinitely, and the Bush administration says the executive branch alone can decide when a person qualifies as an enemy combatant.

      Yes, an attorney has filed a petition. But the administration has claimed that the petition is invalid, because the President has the unrestrained right to make this determination. All that your article does is make clear that -- thank whatever Providence has blessed this nation so far -- the courts still understand the rule of law. But the position of the Justice Department makes quite clear that the administration -- the executive -- does not.


      I find it amazing -- no, disingenuous -- that one can claim my interpetation is wrong, when the source offered as refutation begins by confirming it. It's the same misdirection play attempted by this administration.

    9. Re:OT so mod me down, but I don't care by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      if there is no judicial review, pray tell what the hearing currently going on in Manhattan is?

      What is going on in Manhattan? I have seen articles today relating to Hamdi (petitions filed in Virginia) and the Guantanamo Bay (petitions filed in DC). Both of these have involved administration claims that the courts have no power to conduct the very hearings being held. But I have seen nothing of a Manhattan proceeding, so I cannot speak to that. Give me a link and I'll give you my understanding.
    10. Re:OT so mod me down, but I don't care by neocon · · Score: 1

      Right now, a federal court in Manhattan is hearing a petition challenging the designation of Mr. al-Muhajir as an illegal combatant. Findlaw should be able to get you the briefs, if you want.

  106. Re:READ THIS -Very Off Topic- by gilroy · · Score: 2
    Blockquoth the poster:

    The whole idea of pre-cognition is fundamentally religious.

    I disagree. The point was, if you could prove that precognition works, what impact would it have? Of course for precognition to work there'd have to be a particular metaphysical orientation in the Universe. But it is not a priori outside the realm of possibility that this could be a scientifically-verifiable, physically-reliable occurence.


    Remember, the science ficton author doesn't have to believe his/her postulated physical laws are true, or even that they could be. The author need only explore what happens if they were true.

  107. Re:It seems obviously you don't read carefully... by Sancho · · Score: 2

    My mistake, sorry Tim!
    peterwayner has obviously not read the short story....

  108. Thanks for the spoiler !! (Re:Spielberg annoys...) by bigjocker · · Score: 1

    Thanks for telling everybody the movie has a happy end ... geez

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    Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
  109. I been doing this all wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And look, there you are with even more karma! Wow, I've working too hard trying to say intelligent, thought-provoking things.

  110. Better review by npsimons · · Score: 1

    Personally, I like the review here better. This slashdot review sounded a bit like Katz.

  111. optical volume holographic storage used thruout ! by geekster_2000 · · Score: 0

    cruise does all his work using removable
    volume holographic optical storage !!!

  112. sure by joshsisk · · Score: 1

    ...or maybe because the 1954 short story it's loosely based on is named "Minority Report"

  113. Oh shut up by Meowharishi · · Score: 1

    If you want to use your imagination, read a frickin book.

    Spielberg is one of the greatest movie makers of all time. His movies are about HIS imagination, not yours, and I for one very much enjoy seeing what his imagination produces.

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    mje0w!!!1!
  114. PreCrime in the 2000 Election by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The company DBT Online, which compiled and prepared Florida's voter felon list (i.e. lists of citizens barred from voting) had 325 people who's conviction dates were in the future.
    Florida's liaison to DBT recommended that
    subsequent 'future convictions' be left blank.
    In the final list, 4,917 people had no conviction
    dates.
    http://www.gregpalast.com/deta il.cfmartid=122&row= 1

  115. Have you actually read the story...(SPOILERS) by Muggin · · Score: 1

    Come on! Synergy my bullocks. Aside from having Pre-Crime, Pre-Cogs, John Anderton the story was drastically changed from that of the book. In the book Pre-Crime still went on in its existance. In fact Anderton, who is both the commissioner and the creator of Pre-Crime, points out that these kinds of set-ups would continue to plague each one of the Commissioners. These setups were perpetuated by a military trying to use it to regain the police state that had once had. Spielberg got the story wrong, but I guess that got in the way of his perfect ending.

    READ THE STORY IF YOU HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE!!!!

  116. hated the movie... by Nept · · Score: 1

    Was I the only person who saw this movie and was disturbed by the scene where Tom Cruise takes a pre-cog to the Gap?

    Philip K Dick must be turning in his grave...

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    "Teachers leave us kids alone ..." - Roger Waters, Pink Floyd
  117. Mod parent down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't delete anything you post on /., but it would be nice if some heroic moderator would mod it down. This is the 2nd time today this has happened though, so...

  118. Re:the color thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're probably colourblind.

  119. an interesting observation by Mox-Dragon · · Score: 1

    i *know* i'll get modded down for this, but it's my opinion and i'll stand behind it anyway...
    seems to be the standard disclaimer for people who are posting something that is indeed offtopic or flamebait or trolling or whatever - but if you put that at the top of your post, you're pretty much protected from being modded down... you may even be modded up! Am I the only person who has noticed this?

  120. The movie plot is also based on Remote Viewing - by quanta · · Score: 1

    Something the US Government took enough interest in to REALLY investigate. One of the MANY commercial spinoffs is here: http://lite.psitech.net/ There are some large corporations which are paying large $$$ for this. Who knows?

  121. Set design failure? by RangerSpeedBumpp · · Score: 1
    The biggest failure of the movie may be the set design and the look. At one moment, we see computers to inspire the next generation from Apple, in another moment we're in a mall that isn't as fancy or as new as the mall around the corner from my house. The logos for the Gap and Pepsi haven't changed since they were faxed over from the product-placement department. Many of the scenes look contemporary, with minimal set dressing, but then along comes a great car chase tricked out like the wet dream from some 19-year-old in an art school in Southern California.

    You might call this a failure, but the set design was my favorite part of the film. I hate to burst your utopian bubble, but the fact is that most things will stay the same in the future. We are living in the future of our past, and 2002 still a lot more like 1950 than a 1950's-era picture of life in 2002.

    Here in San Francisco we're still using buses and streetcars, living in houses, and going to movies just like people did nearly 100 years ago. Rich people live in nice houses, poor people live in dingy houses, and Chinese people still live in Chinatown. The differences are the little things: the palmtop computers, ATMs and cell phones. Cars are swoopier and more efficient. Companies still market crap to idiots with stupid and annoying pitches.

    Minority Report's refusal to bow to the unrealistic Star Wars / Blade Runner aesthetic was one of my favorite parts of the movie. (The giant plot holes, OTOH...)

  122. Re:Can someone research the political BS in Summar by kevlar · · Score: 1

    In the real world, or the one in your head?

  123. Terrorism comparison by hayek · · Score: 1

    Once again /.ers have completely misunderstand our current legal regime.

    The criminal justice system described in minority report is nothing like our current system and has no relevance to the Patriot Act or the war against terrorism.

    With the exception of a few horrendous exceptions (such as Japanese internment), no one has been detained, arrested, or charged by our government wihout reasonable cause to believe that they had committed a crime or intended to commit a crime and had taken at least a prepatory step toward commiting that crime.

    Yes, we do criminalize conspiracies in the United States. But this means that it is illegal to agree with someone to commit a crime. In other words, the illegal act is the agreement itself, not some unperformed future act.

  124. Re:Can someone research the political BS in Summar by toupsie · · Score: 2
    There are a quite decent number of "material witnesses" being held without any charges and no access to a lawyer. Activists are also sometimes inprisoned at protests, held for a week, then released without ever being charged or arrested.

    All the "material witnesses" being held in Federal custody are illegal aliens from Al Qaeda sponsoring countries that already had deportation orders from the INS. So they are not "American Citizens" but foreign criminals. I feel safer at night that they are rotting in prison than running loose on American streets. Break the law, go to jail. Violate the immigration laws, skip deportation orders, rot in jail. They had an opportunity to return their country of origin when the deportation order was given.

    There are not "Activists" in prison being held without trial nor are they held for a week without being charged or arrested. That is not even a logical statement. In order to be put in prison at a protest, you have to be arrested. Cops just don't grab you and throw you in the jail. They arrest you.

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    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
  125. Resonance, averages, etc. by surfcow · · Score: 2

    Re: Resonance ... try this on for size: The old Republic (an inefficient, but fundamentally peaceful democracy) is manipulated into giving Supreme Authority to an elected politician with questionable allegiances. In the process, the republic slowly becomes a royal, military dictatorship (or empire).

    a) nazi germany
    b) the republic of rome
    c) star wars: attack of the clones
    d) bush whitehouse
    e) all of the above

    Re: Relying on precognition as a plot device ... seems like such crap. Then I remember an interesting meta study from the 90's, in which it was determined that AS A GROUP, people who believed in ESP, psychic pheonoma, etc scored higher (on average) on Rhine exams, etc than a similar group of "non-believers". Again, not talking about individuals, talking about group averages. So, I dunno, makes me think.

    Does anyone have any pointers to this study?

    thanks
    =brian

  126. Future Conception. by StarFace · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I disagree with your opinion on whether or not the aesthetic design of the future, visualized in this film, is realistic. Take a moment to analyze the current world, and compare it to how the world was conceptualized in many 70s and early 80s science fiction movies. These movies, even the low budget ones, depicted a world where everything had been changed -- and yes this does provide an aesthetic cohesiveness that looks nice, but it is not at all realistic. Today, when I go home I'll be setting my rather futuristic looking brushed metal PDA on a wooden dresser that appears to have been hand made half a century ago. It has a cracked, oval mirror. In the reflection of that mirror, you'd see a slim flat panel monitor sitting on a white pine desk with curved edges. We live in a world where rocking chairs are in the same room as pocket devices that can link themselves to a global satellite network, communicate with each other, tell you your exact coordinates, and give your the prospective weather for the next four days. Smooth chrome pens with laser devices embedded in them are sheathed in 1920s style fabric suits. Cars with satellite links to maps, traffic conditions, and weather, drive on the same roads as old beat up beige El Caminos. On my wrist, a watch that can take one hundred black and white photographs, and beam them through the air to my computer at the end of the day -- and what sort of pictures might you find within it? Futuristic chrome houses with red velvet trim? Nah, you'll find 50s style architecture, a person with an old wooden cane walking down a cracked side-walk, and other such things.

    Progress makes its changes upon the present day in bursts and halts. Some things change rapidly, other things take decades. Typically, the things that change the quickest are the "everyman luxuries" such as cars, computer devices, and clothing. Our ever evolving concept of what "looks modern" is part of what drives that. Take a look at a six year old computer, it looks boxy and antique already -- yet when that computer was produced, it was likely at the height of what people considered Neat. The things that do not change as rapidly are extreme luxuries, and non-luxury items. Of course, there are always exceptions, but in general this is the case.

    To bring this back to the film, the types of things that you saw looking wildly different and futuristic were precisely the types of things that go through rapid periodic aesthetic modification. Cars, electronic devices, watches, and clothing. The types of things that did not change are the things that haven't really changed in the past few decades for us either.

    Secondly, as far as logos go, these do not rapidly change too much either, at least the bigger companies do not, and for a very good reason. If you go about changing your logo every two years, it stops having as much subliminal impact -- unless your company is already a behemoth, and then changes can actually be considered innovative, and people come to expect them -- however they usually revolve around the core idea. Pepsi Corporation is a good example of a company that has reworked their logo frequently, while always retaining the basic design that we all know by sight. How often has Proctor & Gamble fiddle with their logo? Even Microsoft has managed to hang on to their logo for a few decades now. Changes are made, but they usually are not often made, and rarely are they drastic.

    I for one think that the concept of the future was quite realistic, and I found it refreshing in a way to see a design team correctly assess the way the world changes. I absolutely love the way Blade Runner looks, it is one of my favorite movies, and the design is a big reason why -- but it isn't necessarily all that realistic.

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    V
  127. Scenes from trailer not in movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When they are trying to aprehend Anderton, in the trailer his ex-wife screams out "Valentine!" as they hold her back.

    Remember when the investigator has a warrant to review the facilities? In the trailer the warrant was used against Anderton with this "I've got a warrant that says murder!"

    Why do they have to screw around with trailers?

  128. Better Ending by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    I saw this movie last night, it was an errie glimpse into the future, adverts that recongnize us by name and such, it was very bladerunneresque, but i felt it ended on too much of an upnote, *SPOILER* it would have been a better commentary on the direction our society is headed if cruise was imprisoned permanantly at the and and the vote for the national pre-crime system passed, an innocent man would be imprissoned and a flawed system would bring 'justice' to the country

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    "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
  129. Read the Short Story by tral · · Score: 1

    To anyone who has seen the movie, please read the short story and compare. Both are based on the pre-crime idea, but you will see it carried to different ends. The message Philip Dick leaves in the story is far different than the 'you can change your future' end the film provides.

    Both are fun and worthwhile so visit the library soon.

  130. Re:Ha Ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder what the max karma anyone has ever received in a single thread....

  131. That's a bold statement by gruntvald · · Score: 2

    Care to back it up with any facts?

    1. Re:That's a bold statement by norkakn · · Score: 1

      Though it isn't directly related to the points, it does help support it.

      Check out Judi Bari ( www.judibari.org )

      summary or what happened:
      FBI ran a bomb making clinic
      a bomb of the same type went off in Judi's car
      she almost got killed
      FBI falsifised the evidense
      arrested bari and ran a smear campaign against her
      she sued
      she died in 1997, but won the case so the fbi and some local police owe her family 4.4 million

    2. Re:That's a bold statement by gruntvald · · Score: 2

      Sure that's an interesting and provocative situation. Doesn't back up the ridiculous liberal hyperbole on iota tho'

  132. My work has better security by sideshow · · Score: 1

    As soon as someone gets booted their keycard doesn't work.

    Also, the cops can tell when a Gap store eye scanner marks a bad guy but the scanners in the same fucking building can't?

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    Hollow words will burn and hollow men will burn.

  133. Re:Can someone research the political BS in Summar by Moritz+Moeller+-+Her · · Score: 2

    > Terrorists are referred to by the Geneva Convention as "unlawful combatants" giving you
    > pretty much the permission to put a gun to
    their head and blow their evil brains out.

    Americans like you might provoke some people to take other Americans and "put a gun to
    their head and blow their evil brains out". Ever heard of the presumption of innocence? Not guilty until proven guilty before a court? YOU taught these principles, now you abandon them!

    Some background:
    "Unlawful combatants" are an invention of the American government. The term was used to justify the execution of German spies in the second world war. It has no foundation at all in any internationally recognized body of law or the written American constitution.
    Proof: http://www.icrc.org/ihl.nsf/7c4d08d9b287a421412567 39003e636b/6fef854a3517b75ac125641e004a9e68?OpenDo cument

    Terrorists are either PoWs (Geneva Convention: fair treatment) or criminals (justice system, local court, International Criminal Court).

    "Unlawful combatants" are an American legal fiction to be able to hold unconvicted people without either international or national legal responsibility.

    BTW: George Washington was a terrorist.(Ask the British!)

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    Moritz
  134. Alternate Review - Comments Appreciated by Bora+Horza+Gobuchol · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I honestly don't know what's up with the submissions process. I submitted this review last night, immediately after returning from the movie. Since Slashdot doesn't have any way to leave feedback with a rejecttion, I guess I'm looking for comments as to how this review could have been made better.

    (And guys - if you're looking to improve the quality of submissions Slashdot gets, it would probably be a really good idea to allow a limited form of feedback for rejections - even if it was just a choice from a drop-down menu ("This story was rejected because we have a writer working on the same story right now", for example.)

    Oh - and in response to one user's post - go see it, but with lowered expectations.

    Review: Minority Report

    Reviewers of Spielberg's latest film are falling over each other to laud his new, gritty noir vision of the future, "Minority Report", based on the Phillip K Dick short story of the same name. Roger Ebert loves it; the movie is currently standing at 93% at Rotten Tomatoes, and Salon gives it a thumbs-up. But what's the reaction of your average geek?

    (Full disclosure - while I am familiar with his work, I have not read the Phillip K. Dick story - so you're not going to read any comments about how the movie did or did not live up to the book. It stands and falls here on its own merits. Plot of the movie is discussed, but the ending is not given away. Plot of other Spielberg movies is also referenced.)

    For those of you who have not yet been saturated by press releases or the trailer - Tom Cruise plays John Anderton, an investigator in the "pre-crime" police division of Washington D.C. in 2054. The department's work is facilitated by "pre-cogs", beings with the power to see the future - in particular, future murders. Alerted to crimes before they happen, the pre-crime unit can interpret the waking dreams of the pre-cogs and intercept the perpetrators before the event. This program has been such a success that murders in the D.C. area have been practically eliminated, and the government is considering taking the pre-crime unit national. Pre-cogs, it is claimed, are never wrong.

    As a final safety check, federal investigator Danny Witwer (played by Colin Farrell) is sent to inspect the pre-crime facility. Anderson and his boss, Director Burgess (Max von Sydow) fear that the program is going to be taken away from them. However, things quickly get far more complex than mere power games over jurisdiction.

    Another alert from the pre-cog pops up. This time, Anderson sees himself killing a man - a man he does not know. Convicted by the infallibility of his own system and convinced he has been set-up, Anderson runs, determined to escape his own destiny by finding out who framed him.

    The Washington DC that he runs to is a computerized Paniopticon, biometric readers omnipresent and blithely accepted by the populace. However the street (to paraphrase William Gibson) always finds a means to subvert every technological innovation - and to continue to run, Cruise must sink into the underbelly of the world he knows and confront his own past.

    As a geek, your acceptance of Minority Report's plot will depend a great deal upon your stance on temporal paradoxes. The effectiveness of the pre-crime unit rests in the belief that once the future is "seen" it must occur, and Anderton's unit is therefore justified in taking pre-emptive action. However, as Witwer points out, by intervening you have forestalled the event - is it therefore right to incarcerate someone who has not committed an offense? Determinism is assumed to be a fact, but it turns into a question central to the film.

    Spielberg has received a lot of recent press claiming how much "darker" and dystopian this movie is than much of his early work. I've seen comments that extrapolate from "Saving Private Ryan" through "A.I." to this movie that suggest the man is on a trip that rivals Poe in bleakness. Suffice it to say that anyone who believes this has "E.T" burned into their minds but has forgotten "Empire of the Sun" or even "The Color Purple", films as equally as grim as "Minority Report".

    In fact there comes a point about fifteen minutes before the end of the film where Spielberg could have wrapped it up, leaving every plot thread neatly tied, and delivered a much darker ending. However Hollywood, or his own essential optimism, has driven him to deliver a brighter alternative, much like "A.I." It is not a completely unsatisfactory conclusion - the climax involves a very nice moral conflict - but it is not the bleak outlook I expected from reading the pieces on Spielberg's new "dark vision".

    Spielberg does not fail to hit upon themes that are central to his work - the breathtaking innocence of childhood; the loss of humanity and its possible redemption; and the two-edged sword of technology. (Spielberg is no starry-eyed technologist - the potential misuse of man's tools has been an ongoing thesis since "Duel". In "Minority Report" there is an interesting sub-theme of technology as a new religion, with Anderton, the tool user, set against Witwer, a traditionally trained Jesuit seminarian before he became a cop.

    Spielberg's visualization of the near-future of 2054 is complete and compelling. Animated advertising crawls over every surface; enhanced personalization of every experience has come at the price of a sharp loss in privacy; the gap between the well-to-do and the drug-addled poor has grown massively. One wonders, however, if the appearance in the film of companies we have today is there for verisimilitude or is merely clever product placement - how many corporations do you expect to survive another 50 years with the same logo? And while the technology shown is (for the most part) very believable, it is ironic that the cause behind the pre-cogs ability is somewhat glossed over.

    In his directing Spielberg has taken note of his younger, hungrier competitors, such as David Fincher.. Part of this change was to hire Alex McDowell (the production designer of "Fight Club" and "The Crow"). In addition, his camerawork, in cooperation with cinematographer Janusz Kaminski (who worked with him on "Schindler's List") is more fluid than ever, using juxtaposition and video techniques to sometimes dazzling effect. And unlike his peer Lucas, who seems happy to place ultra-mirrored spacecraft in pristine environments and shiny robots on rich green grass, Spielberg's use of CGI is more subtle, "dirtier" and almost invisibly integrated in the scenes.

    In terms of the cast, Tom Cruise is, well, Cruise. He's been chosen for roles for twenty years because he is an effective actor who is also cute, charming and bankable. His role as Anderton doesn't tax those abilities in any way. Max Von Sydow is the slightly scary Old Testament father figure he established himself in even before "The Exorcist". To me, the most effective player in the cast is Colin Farrell. Given a smaller role with far less screen time than Cruise he still succeeds in making his character deep, complex, and far more dynamic than the leading man's, with better lines and sharper delivery.

    The plot is certainly enough to keep you guessing, with enough twists and turns to throw most. The movie has one "discovery" and an attendant chase scene that does stretch credibility somewhat, but otherwise the plotting is coherent and relatively bulletproof. There are holes, but none large enough to spoil the movie.

    As a vision of the future, "Minority Report" is chock-full of ideas. As a movie, or even as a cyberpunk thriller, it leaves a little to be desired. After the film you won't want to tear your eyes out, but you may feel a sense of disappointment that Spielberg, who has demonstrated time and again that he can be deeply insightful into the human condition, warn of the dangers of technology while showcasing its attractions, and deliver a wild ride, could not quite succeed in delivering all three at once in this movie.

  135. Re:Ha Ha by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    I got 12-13 points once in a thread I was reaaaaaaaaaally active in. It was one of the most obnoxious threads in my life because nobody understood what I was saying at all. So I responded to each person with my comments. A moderator must have modded up the whole thread or something. Either that or he was drunk, heh I dunno. I pissed a LOT of people off and the last thing I expected was to get modded up.

    I was already capped when the thread started tho heh.

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    "Derp de derp."
  136. Re:the color thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you probably have no genitals

  137. Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So many people confuse Time with Light. You cannot look into the future period. Future does not exist untill it comes to past. Don't delude yourself people.

    MR

  138. Biggest Failure... spoilage warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    The biggest failure was that TWICE Cruise's account was used to sucessfully enter a restricted area. First when he was a fugitive and then by his ex while he was on ice. There's some sorry ass sys admins at PreCrime...

    That, and the fact that the idea of keeping three people utterly enslaved for the good of humanity was never really addressed. Nobody questioned the morality of that.

    Still... better than AI.

  139. I've read the original. by enkidu · · Score: 2
    I have read the original short story (also titled "Minority Report"). It's in my treasured first edition (1957 or 58) paperback of "The Variable Man and other Stories". The movie is a (slightly) closer to the original story than the Bladerunner is compared to the "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" story, but it's still pretty different.

    The broad strokes of PKD's "Minority Report" are faithfully reproduced: the department of precrime, the three "cogs", the inherent paradox of precrime, and the idea of a "minority report" where two cogs disagree with another. Also, the plot line has a similar feature in that John Anderton discovers that he is supposed to murder someone, and is attempting to find the minority report to clear his name. But everything else is quite different.

    The original short story is way antiquated in technology, thus most of the technological details are completely new for the movie: like the eye scanners, jet packs, guns, cars, etc. Heck, in the story, John Anderton uses magnetic (or is it punch?) tape and printouts for interfacing with the reports for the cogs, not some uber hand flicking interface (very cool BTW). The cogs in the story are drooling idiots who babble stuff about the future, not the drugged, sentinent (photogenic) oracles of the movie. The story doesn't deal with the origins of the cogs (not that I remember at least). In the original, John Anderton is an old man (closer to the Max Von Sydow character of the movie), and there is no subplot involving missing/dead children or missing parents. In the original, there are no past crimes to dig up, nor old enemies, just a new one out to discredit the deparment of PreCrime. Compared to the movie, the short story is a much less layered, direct story dealing with the central paradox of precrime; the paradox of foreseeing the future and being able to act upon that knowledge. The movie on the other hand, touches on themes of privacy, identity, justice, societal benefit, and drug addiction in addition to that paradox.

    On the whole, I prefer the movie to the book. well, except for the ending of the movie, that was typical Spielberg sentimental mush. Of course, without the incredible vision of PKD to begin with, there would have been no movie. IMHO, PKD remains one of the most influential SF writers ever.

    EnkiduEOT

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    There is no trap so deadly as the trap you set for yourself
    -Raymond Chandler, The Long Goodbye
    1. Re:I've read the original. by gmhowell · · Score: 2

      I read the short story a week or so ago. I believe out of the 'same' book you read, but the title changed to 'Minority Report and...' Makes sense. I wouldn't have picked it up otherwise. But having picked that up, I got another collection of short stories and also got 'Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch'. Kooky stuff.

      Anyhow, from what I saw in the commercials, I kinda agreed with your assessment (von Sydow should have been Anderton, etc.) Without having seen it, I can't say how the jet packs, etc. changed things. But certainly there seemed to be more action in this movie than in the short story. I was expecting/hoping for a film noir or spy thriller take on it. Oh well:(

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      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
  140. Re:What a crappy review (spoilers rot13d) by the_quark · · Score: 2
    After writing a quick rot13 codec, I take issue with your second plot hole. Specifically:



    Gur ragrejvavat bs gur benpyr naq vgf pyvrag vf n pynffvp bs nyy svpgvba vaibyivat benpyrf. Frr, sbe rknzcyr, Brqvchf Erk, va juvpu gur benpyr'f cerpvpgvba gung Brqvchf jbhyq zneel uvf zbgure naq xvyy uvf sngure vf jung xvpxf bss gur riragf gung yrnq shsvyyvat gur benpyr'f cerqvpgvba. Frr nyfb gur benpyr va gur Zngevp, jub trg Arb gb oernx fbzrguvat va ure xvgpura ol cerqvpgvat ur'yy oernx vg. Jbhyq fhpu guvatf unccra jvgu n "erny" benpyr? Jub xabjf? Ohg univat gur cerpbtf frg va zbgvba va gur riragf gung yrnq Naqregba gb gur cbvag jurer ur'f ubyqvat n tha ba Pebjr vfa'g n cybg-ubyr; vg'f n shaqnzragny nffhzcgvba bs gur pbafgehpg bs na benpyr nf gurl unir vzcyrzragrq vg. Lrf, lbh pbhyq pbaprvir bs na benpyr gung qvqa'g vavgvngr frys-shysvyyvat cebcurpvrf. Ohg Fcvryoret naq Pb. unfa'g pbzr hc jvgu fbzrguvat cnegvphyneyl rtertvbhf jvgu guvf, naq fbzr zvtug nethr gung va snpg gur ersyrpgvba vg pnhfrf ba guvf frrzvat cnenqbk vf va snpg bar bs gur fgeratguf bs gur cybg, abg n jrnxarff.

  141. Is it me... by Thatmushroom · · Score: 1

    Or did everyone else really enjoy the opportunity to see the future of mouse gestures? Thank you, Opera and Mozilla!

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  142. Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So many people confuse Time with Light. One cannot see the future because the future does not exist untill it comes to past.

    One cannot see the future but one can certainly change it.

    Here's the tip:

    To change the future: next week, remove Windows and install Linux.

    No changes: next week you will remove Windows and install Linux anyway.

    ...the future belongs to you.

    MR

  143. Re:Not everything has changed in the last 50 years by Black+Jack+Hyde · · Score: 1
    Of course in the reviewer's own estimation, by this time everyone should wear pseudo-future space clothes and all restaurants are Taco Bell.

    Maybe he reviewed the wrong movie.

    Jack

  144. "Sneakernet" is realistic by tlambert · · Score: 1

    It's the logical extension of a hardware digital rights management system that will not let a piece of information exist in two places simultaneously.

    This is particularly true for a system where they are concerned enough with non-repudiation and verification to laser their predictions onto wooden balls for the value of wood grain as a one time pad, in order to establish an unrefutable chain of evidence.

    -- Terry

  145. Re:Not everything has changed in the last 50 years by SirRichardPumpaloaf · · Score: 1

    The ending was totally laughable I thought. Because some presumably small fraction of the time an innocent person may be convicted, the sage citizenry abandon the system as unjust? Keep in mind, we're talking about a system that prevented every murder but one over a five year period! Nevertheless, people would give it up because the creator was a bad guy, and it's better to just let murders happen rather than for one man to be wrongly convicted. Yeah, that sounds a lot like the America I live in...

  146. Interfaces by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Weren't haptic interfaces things recently done in Johnny Mnemonic.

    Pick one: Reeves or Cruise; either one I can do without.

    http://www.imdb.com/Title?0113481

  147. now if only by jafac · · Score: 2

    If only those psychics could predict when a company was about to cook it's books, they could simply inform the press, so that good stocks wouldn't get taken down with the bad.

    le sigh.

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    These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
    1. Re:now if only by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2
      You are presuming that there is such a thing as good stocks.

      Just making the observation :D

  148. "War" on terrorism by zCyl · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't think anyone is denying the events that occurred. The problem is when we treat our response to terrorism as a war. Declaring a war on terrorism is as effective as declaring a war on murder. In fact, it's a lot like that. How do you declare war on murder? Find all people who are associated with murderers and plow tanks into them? That doesn't really solve the problem, all it does is make people think the problem is being dealt with. That difference is where the dog is being wagged.

    1. Re:"War" on terrorism by dammy · · Score: 1

      But the US Congress did declare war on the Pirates of Barbary (sp) Coast. So, yes, the US can declare war on "crime" since piracy is simply robbery on the high seas.

      dammy

  149. Look and feel by aled · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The biggest failure of the movie may be the set design and the look.

    Why SF must be futurist? In most of Philip K. Dick stories the idea is more important than even the story. Perhaps here the message is that out society will not advance in the next 50 years.

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    "I think this line is mostly filler"
  150. The missing element by tlambert · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have to admit that, after his learning experience of walking in Kubrick's shoes to finish A.I., Speilberg now has at least a small idea of what it takes to have "an edge".

    However, he failed to achieve with "Minority Report" the same level of sympatico that Ridley Scott was able to achieve with "Blade Runner", or even what Paul Verhoeven was able to do with "Total Recall".

    In other words, Speilberg may know where the edge is, now, but he's afraid to go to it and look over, for fear of falling.

    THe absolute worst movie ever made would be a Spielberg version of a Clive Barker short story.

    Gary Fleder ("Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead") is more likely than not to turn in a morbid showing on "Imposter", due to be released later this year.

    "Imposter" will probably suck. REmember that you heard it here first. My reasoning is that all of the other good Phillip K. Dick adaptations have been short stories. It will likely be impossible to cover an entire book in just one movie.

    Frankly, I wish Ridley Scott had done "Minortiy Report"; I guess he's too busy producing the likes of "Blackhawk Down" to direct, though.

    Given my choice of everyone, I'd like to see John Carpenter direct a Phillip K. Dick based movie; he did such a good job with "The Thing" (an adaptation of John W. Campbell Jr.'s -- former editor of Analog Magazine -- story), and "They Live", even though it was a comedy (written by Ray Nelson). He, like Kubrick, also has a good track record in science fiction (as opposed to Spielberg, who's science fantasy, through and through).

    I don't mind Spielberg trying to stretch; but hiding in safety is not my idea of stretching, and if he can't bring himself to take the risk, he should stick with bringing us the next Indiana Jones installment, and if he wants to do science fantasy, then pick a science fantasy author whose stories are better suited to his talents. Now that Jack Clayton ("Something Wicked This Way Comes") is dead, maybe he could cover some of the other Ray Bradbury short stories? His talents would mesh well with many of the "The Autumn People" mileu, where you are supposed to be sympathetic to "the monsters".

    -- Terry

    1. Re:The missing element by talson · · Score: 1

      Given my choice of everyone, I'd like to see John Carpenter direct a Phillip K. Dick based movie

      Ten years ago I would have agreed, no contest. Prince of Darkness, They Live, Escape from NY and The Thing were great movies. Unfortunately, I believe Carpenter has lost his edge. Did you see the mess he made of John Steakley's Vampire$? The book is a screenplay - trim it to fit, but don't interpret anything. Instead, John waded in and birthed a cinematic atrocity. Escape from L.A. is an amateurish, styleless, cash-grab. I fear what he would do to a PKD story.

      Who would I give the reins to? David Lynch or Peter Jackson (Heavenly Creatures was creepy and he has proven he can interpret a text). Christopher Nolan (Memento), maybe?

  151. Re:What a crappy review (spoilers rot13d) by bourne · · Score: 2

    Hmm... You make a good point. I had thought of the Cer-pbtf as more limited than an Benpyr, but I will certainly buy your version.

  152. Ex Parte Quirin by neocon · · Score: 1
    Since there has been a lot of misinformation floating around about the detention of Abdullah al-Muhajir (the dirty bomber), here's a link to the supreme court precedent governing detention of enemy combatants:
    Ex Parte Quirin.
    Relevant Excerpts:
    Citizenship in the United States of an enemy belligerent does not relieve him from the consequences of a belligerency which is unlawful because in violation of the law of war. Citizens who associate themselves with the military arm of the enemy government, and with its aid, [317 U.S. 1, 38] guidance and direction enter this country bent on hostile acts are enemy belligerents within the meaning of the Hague Convention and the law of war. Cf. Gates v. Goodloe, 101 U.S. 612, 615, 617 S., 618. It is as an enemy belligerent that petitioner Haupt is charged with entering the United States, and unlawful belligerency is the gravamen of the offense of which he is accused.
    and
    Petitioners, and especially petitioner Haupt, stress the pronouncement of this Court in the Milligan case, 4 Wall. page 121, that the law of war 'can never be applied to citizens in states which have upheld the authority of the government, and where the courts are open and their process unobstructed'. Elsewhere in its opinion, 4 Wall. at pages 118, 121, 122, and 131, the Court was at pains to point out that Milligan, a citizen twenty years resident in Indiana, who had never been a resident of any of the states in rebellion, was not an enemy belligerent either entitled to the status of a prisoner of war or subject to the penalties imposed upon unlawful belligerents. We construe the Court's statement as to the inapplicability of the law of war to Milligan's case as having particular reference to the facts before it. From them the Court concluded that Milligan, not being a part of or associated with the armed forces of the enemy, was a non-belligerent, not subject to the law of war save as-in circumstances found not there to be present and not involved here-martial law might be constitutionally established. The Court's opinion is inapplicable to the case presented by the present record. We have no occasion now to define [317 U.S. 1, 46] with meticulous care the ultimate boundaries of the jurisdiction of military tribunals to try persons according to the law of war. It is enough that petitioners here, upon the conceded facts, were plainly within those boundaries, and were held in good faith for trial by military commission, charged with being enemies who, with the purpose of destroying war materials and utilities, entered or after entry remained in our territory without uniform-an offense against the law of war. We hold only that those particular acts constitute an offense against the law of war which the Constitution authorizes to be tried by military commission. Since the first specification of Charge I set forth a violation of the law of war, we have no occasion to pass on the adequacy of the second specification of Charge I, or to construe the 81st and 82nd Articles of War for the purpose of ascertaining whether the specifications under Charges II and III allege violations of those Articles or whether if so construed they are constitutional. McNally v. Hill, 293 U.S. 131 , 55 S.Ct. 24.
    and
    By universal agreement and practice the law of war draws a distinction between the armed forces and the peaceful populations of belligerent nations7 and also between [317 U.S. 1, 31] those who are lawful and unlawful combatants. Lawful combatants are subject to capture and detention as prisoners of war by opposing military forces. Unlawful combatants are likewise subject to capture and detention, but in addition they are subject to trial and punishment by military tribunals for acts which render their belligerency unlawful.
    and
    By a long course of practical administrative construction by its military authorities, our Government has likewise recognized that those who during time of war pass surreptitiously from enemy territory into our own, discarding their uniforms upon entry, for the commission of hostile acts involving destruction of life or property, have the status of unlawful combatants punishable as such by military commission. This precept of the law of war has been so recognized in practice both here and abroad, and has so generally been accepted as valid by authorities on international law12 that we think it must be regarded as [317 U.S. 1, 36] a rule or principle of the law of war recognized by this Government by its enactment of the Fifteenth Article of War.
    and
    Section 2 of the Act of Congress of April 10, 1806, 2 Stat. 371, derived from the Resolution of the Continental Congress of August 21, 1776, 13 imposed the death penalty on alien spies 'according to the law and usage of nations, by sentence of a general court martial'. This enactment must be regarded as a contemporary construction of both Article III, 2, and the Amendments as not foreclosing trial by military tribunals, without a jury, of offenses against the law of war committed by enemies not in or associated with our Armed Forces. It is a construction of the Constitution which has been followed since the founding of our government, and is now continued in the 82nd Article of War.
  153. Re:Can someone research the political BS in Summar by toupsie · · Score: 2
    Americans like you might provoke some people to take other Americans and "put a gun to their head and blow their evil brains out". Ever heard of the presumption of innocence? Not guilty until proven guilty before a court? YOU taught these principles, now you abandon them!

    Thank you for not reading my post and responding. I said:

    But this is America and we play nice with evil people. We give these unlawful combatants the benefit of the doubt and try them through military tribunals instead of executing them on the spot.

    But what else can you expect from someone that has angry with America...falsehoods.

    Terrorists are either PoWs (Geneva Convention: fair treatment) or criminals (justice system, local court, International Criminal Court).

    Article 4 of the Geneva Convention states:

    Members of other militias and members of other volunteer corps, including those of organized resistance movements, belonging to a Party to the conflict and operating in or outside their own territory, even if this territory is occupied, provided that such militias or volunteer corps, including such organized resistance movements, fulfil the following conditions: (a) that of being commanded by a person responsible for his subordinates; (b) that of having a fixed distinctive sign recognizable at a distance; (c) that of carrying arms openly; (d) that of conducting their operations in accordance with the laws and customs of war.
    No members of Al Qaeda meet this standard therefor they cannot be afforded PoW status. They are not criminals in the same manner as a burgler or murderer. They are what they are. Terrorists. A group of individuals that do not care about the Geneva Convention, US Law and human life, including their own.

    We will do with them what we see fit. As a nation we cannot recognize the ICC as American Law trumps International Law under the US Constitution. If you don't like it. Tuff. They are lucky that when they are captured we allow them to continue to breath. Any other nation would have executed them on the spot. And it is a much better treatment than my apartment neighbor received from Al Qaeda. They still haven't found anything to identify his DNA in the rubble of the World Trade Center.

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    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
  154. Re:Can someone research the political BS in Summar by SirRichardPumpaloaf · · Score: 1

    I don't think your facts are correct. Padilla was arrested May 8, but the arrest was not disclosed until June 12, after he had already been transferred to a military prison. This transfer was never approved by the judge as you imply, in fact the Justice Dept claims that the judicial system has no say in the matter whatsoever. Your combination of poor fact-checking and vitriolic name-calling leads me to believe that you have been listening to too much talk radio. That stuff is bad for you, turn it off and stop being so angry.

  155. this is so not PKD by gelfling · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In PKD's world even the future is grimy, scratched, the windows are sandscored plastic, the light is yellow, the blue plastic chairs have cig burns on them. There is either mass transit or shitty old cars. You breathe in dust and brown smoke. The best things in life are somewhere else and the worst prison in the world is in your own brain.

    1. Re:this is so not PKD by The+Silver+Slurper · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't forget the most important PKD-ism:
      Your ex-wife is a no-holds-barred bitch!

      Anderton's wife was too likeable for a PKD ex-wife character.

  156. Re:Can someone research the political BS in Summar by toupsie · · Score: 2
    Padilla was arrested May 8, but the arrest was not disclosed until June 12, after he had already been transferred to a military prison. This transfer was never approved by the judge as you imply, in fact the Justice Dept claims that the judicial system has no say in the matter whatsoever.

    So you are saying that CNN is lying that Padilla's attorney argued his case in front of US District Judge before June 12th? I think you need to get your facts straight. And I will stop being angry, as a downtown NYC resident, when the organization that plotted and executed the murder of my neighbors is completely destroyed.

    All things considered, I have been listening to NPR too much.

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    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
  157. Cocaine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cocaine was in sll sorts of shit when it was legal. Morphine was available in the Sears catalog. And 6 year old children could go into any drugstore and buy all the heroin they wanted. Heroin was a common ingredient in headache pills.

    Somehow, the country (US) was able to survive without ffalling into the oceans.

  158. Re:Can someone research the political BS in Summar by SirRichardPumpaloaf · · Score: 1

    I'm not saying any such thing. You said that it was after the judge made a determination on the facts of the case that Padilla was transferred, and the very CNN story you linked to says that's not what happened. The judge hasn't made any ruling of any kind, and is not even sure if he can.

  159. Heh heh by URoRRuRRR · · Score: 1

    The best special effects were CG'ing out Tom Cruise's braces.

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  160. Funny you should make this joke by peterwayner · · Score: 3, Interesting


    I was eating dinner at a cafe last night and talking about the RIAA, the TCPA, the DMCA, and other four letter words. The music was too loud and everyone agreed that they would rather not have it. Someone joked that the RIAA would still make us find a way to pay for it. We laughed. Then someone pointed out that ASCAP and the RIAA do go to cafes and hit them up for royalties. So some of what we paid probably did go to the RIAA. And we had no choice in the matter.

    At least I got to listen to it.

  161. Re:Can someone research the political BS in Summar by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

    Once his conspiratorial behavior with Al Qaeda was documented before the highly respected Judge Mukasey, Padilla's status was changed and he was thrown into a military prison where he belongs (right before the firing squad). Two seconds on google would have pointed that out.

    The day I base reality on the results from a google.com search is also the day I scream Screw my karma, Microsoft 0wnZ j00! on slashdot.

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    This is not a dream, not a dream...we are transmitting from the year 1-9-9-9.
  162. Re:Timothy has obviously never read the short stor by peterwayner · · Score: 2

    Yes, there's a difference, but that's not what I was talking about. This basic premise is that technology can pre-judge people and let us put them in jail before they do something. This is just as much part of the short story as the movie. The evolution is a bit different, but the assumptions are the same in both.

  163. Where's the grits? by __fastcall · · Score: 1

    I thought that it was common pratice to have at least one Natalie Portman post for every movie review! WHERE'S THE GRITS?

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  164. Re:What a crappy review (spoilers rot13d) by Drakonian · · Score: 1
    Gur ragrejvavat bs gur benpyr...

    So there I am, writing a rot13 codec and testing it word by word. It comes up with 'enterwining' for your second word, and I think.... What the hell!?? Clearly my code is broken! Then I realize it's Slashdot and you probably meant intertwining ;)

    Interesting point though, I never thought of it that way.

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    Random is the New Order.
  165. Let me get this straight... by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

    A /. member went to see a movie produced by a member of the Motion Picture Association of America starring in the lead role an ardent believer in the Church of Scientology, and that /. member didn't immediately burst into flames? Or would he have to have been wearing an "I (heart) .NET" t-shirt for that to happen?

  166. Judge Dredd!!! You got that right! by Augusto · · Score: 2

    Oh my God, I tought I was going crazy! I keep hearing that song over and over and over in so many trailers, I was starting to think I couldn't tell the difference between one tune to the other.

    The theme has been repeated so many times, I started to think Judge Dredd ripped it off too. Thanks for comfirnming that, and I can't believe they keep doing that. Get some original music people!

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    1. Re:Judge Dredd!!! You got that right! by delus10n0 · · Score: 1

      I have a 50 second MP3 clip I made of it, if you want it.. just send me an e-mail.

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  167. Jose Padilla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're caught and then hauled off and put in your little halo/tube thing with no trial or investigation.

    If you consider Ashcroft a leftist...

  168. Re:What a crappy review (spoilers rot13d) by the_quark · · Score: 2

    Yes, I did. Sorry, what can I say - I wrote it on STDIN to my codec with limited editing abilities. :)

  169. Re:in the future... no more due process by thugstyle · · Score: 1

    It's very hard to imagine in the very near future due process of law will be eliminated. Just look at all the damn unmarked police cars, not preventing anything & traffic violators can be caught with just the conventional "marked" police car.

  170. Re:Thanks for the spoiler !! (Re:Spielberg annoys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're still reading /. movie reviews and comments for a movie you haven't seen? and you have the gall to actually complain about spoilers? jesus, where have you been

  171. My only gripe... by Oquin · · Score: 1

    What the hell is the deal with that old woman kissing tom's character? Talk about random...

  172. MR pledge of allegiance by Cyberop5 · · Score: 1

    its ironic that this movie came out shortly before the supreme court's ruling today. If you listen carefully, they use an altered version of the pledge of allegiance, unfortunatly, I don't remember it off hand.

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    Urgo: "I want to live. I want to experience the universe and I want to eat pie!"
    Jack: "Who doesn't??"
  173. Errors in execution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaking of Error in Execution, are you sure youre talking about the same "Minority Report" I saw?

    "Tom Cruise plays a cop who flies off in a jet pack to nab the soon-to-be-bad guys and lock them away before they kill."

    Tom didnt fly a jet-pack to nab soon-to-be-bad guys. Jet-packs were used to chase Tom, but he himself never flew it, except for being dragged by one.

    "along comes a great car chase tricked out like the wet dream from some 19-year-old in an art school in Southern California."
    Car chase, what car chase? There was no car chase in this movie. There was a scene of Cruise jumping from car to car, but thats about it. There was no cars chasing in pursuit of other cars.

    "The unity of vision that delivered the oily dystopia of Bladerunner is missing this time."

    oily dystopia? is that going to be on the test?

  174. Viral marketing at its finest by mabu · · Score: 1


    It has dawned on me that the most technologically advanced aspect of the movie, "Minority Report" is the obvious army of clerical workers who are busy creating a "positive buzz" for this piece-of-trash movie online.

  175. My friend's favorite part by mabu · · Score: 1


    My friend who also saw the movie (and thought it sucked just like almost everyone in the theatre), was incredibly amused at the scene where Cruise's wife tosses his eyebal onto the organ at the penal cology and the eyeball has this amazing ability to play a CHORD on the keyboard based on its weight... you see her throw the eyeball, then you hear it hit the keyboard and cause the keyboard to be playing, but when you look at the eyeball on the keyboard, it's not heavy enough, nor is it making the key on the keyboard depressed, but you still here, not just a note, but a chord. This is a good example of how one needs to suspend all form of disblief in order to enjoy this goofy movie. It makes no sense - there is no path or patter which justifies the "Department of precrime" and almost everything that goes on...

    You have black market doctors who seem to have the capability to replace human eyeballs, but then when someone needs some data, a guy has to carry a plexiglass "data disk" across the room and insert it into some goofy-looking heads up display. It's hilarious.

    Don't even get me started on the stupid "gross scenes" in the movie, obviously put there to amuse Spielberg's kids and of no benefit to the plot.

    This movie sucks.

    1. Re:My friend's favorite part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, the year is 2054, maybe that organ is a modern digital reproduction of a older analog model and as such need on light a light touch to play notes.

  176. I was gonna see this one when it came out on TV... by Kasreyn · · Score: 2

    ...but then I heard they cast that Tom Cruise guy in it for some reason, instead of an actor.

    Oh well.

    -Kasreyn

    --
    Kasreyn: Cheerfully playing the part of Devil's Advocate to hairtrigger /. flamers since 1999.
  177. his escape is just a dream while he is halo'd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't understand.

    The Cruise character merely dreams his escape and exoneration while halo'd in prison.

    He never escape prison.

    He never gets exonerated.

    There is no happy ending

    -Chris

  178. Review in 10 bullets by mandos11 · · Score: 1
    While it has its moments, this movie could have been much better, and ultimately it falls far short.

    Here's what worked:

    • Walking through the mall with the precog. Yes, I know earlier someone said precogs could only see murders, but that doesn't matter, the scene is still great fun. Just pretend the character who said it didn't know what he was talking about.
    • Hopping from car to car travelling down the side of a building.
    • The computer displays. Who wouldn't want one of these?

    And what doesn't work:

    • The story lacks focus. It could have climaxed when Anderton decides not to shoot the guy, but instead it prefers to fritter away its philosophical motivation and become a poorly done action/suspense flick.
    • The ponderous belaboring of the missing child. Agatha's treacly visions of Anderton's son while sitting in the bay window is by far the worst scene in the movie. Oh, the pain!
    • Filming the fight in the car factory with a visibly low frames-per-second is at best distracting, and I found it actually annoying. This is a cheap technique to make the action look more violent; in the end it looks more like an MTV video.
    • Everything is telegraphed. Was there any point in the movie where you didn't know what was about to happen or had just happened? And given that you did know, did an on-screen character ever fail to explain it to you anyway?
    • The eye surgeon claimed to have been sent up by Anderton, and now was "returning the favor". How, by helping him out when he's desparate? I was expecting the doctor to just take his eyes and leave him blind.
    • The department of pre-crime has the security of a day-care center. Ok, maybe Anderton could manage to sneak in, knowing the building and its operations as well as he does. But then his wife does it too?!
    • The precogs (at least Agatha) seemed to be virtual prisoners, yet their existence was widely known. I mean, nice life; how did they justify that?
    The original story is much better written (and much different in plot). Go read it instead.

    -Mandos

  179. Re:Can someone research the political BS in Summar by Moritz+Moeller+-+Her · · Score: 2

    Following your logic any CIA spy in foreign countries could be put before a military tribunal and them ne shot because:
    He has no
    - fixed distinctive sign recognizable at a distance
    - is not carrying arms openly
    - is not conducting their operations in accordance with the laws and customs of war

    But most civilized nations don't put any spy they catch or any foreign national in a country they occupy before a "military tribunal", which is part of the executive and NOT a court. Ever heard of the seperation of powers? Spies are normally put before a court, their guilt is either proven ot they are free to walk.

    America is abandoning it's own standards. Of course terrorists and enemies of the state should be punished. But using the democratic legal system! Not by having a few members of the army decide with no legal representation!

    The crap happening right now in the USA is extremely Unamerican! It reminds me of Nazi Germany or the Soviet Union!

    I won't comment on the ridiculous notion that the US Constitution is above international law. That is just too much crap.

    --
    Moritz
  180. Re:This movie SUCKED HUGE - are you people morons? by Grab · · Score: 3, Informative

    Film's not yet out over here. But...

    Of course some of it's going to _appear_ derivative of other films. It's based on a book by Phil K. Dick, the guy who wrote the book "Bladerunner" was based off. The guy who had a massive hand in inspiring Gibson and others to go cyberpunk in the 80s. It's gonna be derivative in the same way that "Lord of the Rings" is derivative of "Willow" and "The Dark Crystal".

    Grab.

  181. Re:This movie SUCKED HUGE - are you people morons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey Bobo, how about writing a decent SF script then and pitching it before a studio to have it made?

    For all the bitching people do, when it comes down to it, writing something new in this day and age is very difficult. It already has been done before, and not even well. Why do you think there are so many films based on SF books written in the 50's and 60's. We ran out of ideas.

    I challenge anyone on this God forsaken blog to come up with a genuine story. I daresay the combined talents of a few people here could actually make a pitch a good SF movie. If I had the money, I'd even finance it.

  182. actually, it makes sense.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the computer cruise uses needs to be secure in order to remove the possability of someone tampering with the the evidence. the other, smaller computer, is obviously connected to some sort of network, and to maintain the security of the former, information may only be passed via sneakernet.

  183. Pretentious twaddle. by Martin+Spamer · · Score: 2

    IMHO this review is thinly veiled self promotion dressed up as pretentious twaddle.

    Role on story moderation.

  184. Re:What a crappy review (spoilers rot13d) by blahedo · · Score: 1

    There's yet another explanation:

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    --
    ``This, too, shall pass.'' ---Eastern proverb
  185. Leaping too far ... by Clansman · · Score: 1

    nah, mate, all he is saying is that, wow, what an amusing coincidence that we have a film about locking up people before they commit the crime just as we have this happen in real life.

    His point is fine - that the film intends to shock slightly - make you go oh that would never happen. Oops too late.

    Your expansion to "The war on terrorism" bit is nebulous - its just the threat of the moment, as he says, it happened with a different threat in the past.

    chill

  186. John Williams by Rupert · · Score: 2

    I was watching Harry Potter at the weekend (or rather my wife was watching it - I think I was cleaning up painting gear), when I heard the Darth Vader theme (dar dar dar dum dee-dar dum dee-dah). I made my wife back up the video and replay it, because I couldn't believe even JW would stoop to such obvious re-use (he would have made a great C++ coder, though!).

    It's when Harry discovers the Mirror of Erised, IIRC.

    --

    --
    E_NOSIG
  187. What?! by Silverstrike · · Score: 0

    He didn't go blind! I mean...have you ever tried to do, well just about anything, with one eye covered? Things don't go so well. You can't tell if something is 2 feet away or 10; you lose all depth perception. He'd have been stumbling around breaking things.

  188. OT by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

    "judging a 3d game by the framerate it produces.

    Hey wait, I just described Tom's Hardware"


    I have seen plenty of good Tom bashing jokes, but this isn't one of them. Tom's Hardware doesn't judge games. They judge hardware, notably speeds of processors and graphics cards.

    --
    "Mind, as manifested by the capacity to make choices, is to some extent present in every electron." -Freeman Dyson
    1. Re:OT by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      Of course, Tom's Hardware has never been biased to a particular advertisers 3d hardware ;)

      --
      This is not a dream, not a dream...we are transmitting from the year 1-9-9-9.
    2. Re:OT by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      See, now THAT was a good Tom bashing joke ;)

      --
      "Mind, as manifested by the capacity to make choices, is to some extent present in every electron." -Freeman Dyson
  189. I hated Minority Report, and here's why: by Jamie+Zawinski · · Score: 2




    SPOILER ALERT

    First, the things about it that I thought were ok:

    • The notion of a heavily-observed society, where everyone is monitored every time they go out in public (and sometimes private) was interesting, and there were some cool (and creepy) ideas attached to that, like personalized billboards and the talking cereal box.

    • I liked the character of the doctor in the greenhouse. She was the only interesting character, for all of the two minutes she was in the movie.

    • The cars were kind of neat.

    What I hated:

    • How many times did they have to wave in our face that the cars were LEXUS?

    • The chase scene happening to end in the LEXUS factory was really stupid. How easy do you think it would be to wander in to an operating factory, in the downtown of a major city? It seems to happen all the time in Hollywood!

    • They have retina scanners everywhere, but the unprotected conveyor belt doesn't have any motion sensors to shut down when there's something in the way that shouldn't be?

    • Wait, did I say "chase sequence on a conveyor belt"? Yes, I did. Wasn't I told that this was a serious exploration of privacy and determinism, and suddenly we're in a Tom and Jerry cartoon?

    • They assemble the car around him (I am so sure), and then just drop the car off at the exit of the factory, ready to drive away? Rather than automatically stacking the cars into a shipping container? Did they assemble every car around its own driver, because they all seem to have driven away by the time he exits the amusement park ride, excuse me, the factory. Please keep your hands inside the LEXUS until it is fully assembled, exit to your right.

    • Plucked eyeballs bounce. Not only do they bounce, they round corners and roll really well, despite the sticky goo and inch long piece of optic nerve sticking out the back. Sorry, did I say Tom and Jerry earlier? I meant Itchy and Scratchy.

      That scene would have seemed hackneyed and forced even in a crap-fest like Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. (I loved the other Indy movies, but that one sucked and you know it.)

    • The rotting sandwich gag was just stupid, insulting, unbelievable, and completely out of place. Does having your eyes removed also remove your sense of smell, and sense of touch from your fingers?

      It's as if you were watching North by Northwest and suddenly there was a guest appearance by the Three Stooges. You know, just to ``lighten things up.''

    • What was with the wooden balls, besides being a clumsy ``lottery'' gag?

    • Let me get this straight: they've got a society that retina scans you every time you enter a public building, even a store. Their network is to tightly centralized that the cops have the ability, on a moment's notice, to have these millions of cameras report back when they see a particular suspect. AND YET, they can't tell the system to, I don't know, stop opening doors for this person? Let him into an elevator but don't let him out?

    • Nobody, not even homicide cops, are lowjacked?

    • Even with all this central control, it never occurred to them, in all the years this system has existed, that it might be a good idea to cancel the security clearance of someone wanted for murder, instead of letting him walk into what appears to be the most tightly controlled room in the whole city? Dude: change the fucking locks.

    • And even though they have retina scanning down cold, we're to believe that it's still possible to sanitize a gun by giving it a quick wipe with a hanky. Because, you know, they wouldn't have any kind of DNA-profiling ability that could sniff out stray flecks of skin. That would be like science fiction or something.

    • We are then told that, off-camera, the killer managed to move the body and make it appear that the murder had taken place elsewhere. This would of course be easy, because, as the second murder that took place in the city in nine years, they're just not going to be paying very close attention to the crime scene. Surely they won't bother to notice notice any trivial details like, say, the puddle of blood being missing.

      (In case you missed that idiotic moment in the movie -- they glossed over it really quickly -- just after Max von Sydow shoots the Fed in Sydow's office, someone exposits that Cruise just killed the Fed in his home.)

    • Cruise's ex-wife left him, and (we are told) moved out of their apartment in the city to a house in the country to get away from the memory of their dead son. And yet, she decorates a whole room in that house with her dead son's things, even to the extent of having a rusty tricycle sitting on the lawn outside.

    • And, as the capping insult, we are expected to believe that after these apparently-mostly-autistic psychics, who have spent at least the last (what did they say?) nine years of their lives, and very likely their entire lives before that, living on their backs in a vat of milk watching people die, really all they needed to live happily ever after was to sip herbal tea in a cottage in the woods? Oh, was it herbal tea? Or was it a commercial for General Foods International Coffees?

    Everything that was good about Minority Report -- which was the approximately ten minutes of the movie they (obliquely) devoted to the details about how invasive the government was -- was handled better in Gattaca.

    Everything else about Minority Report was complete crap, and Spielberg is a pandering, ham-handed clod.

  190. You might be right about Carpenter by tlambert · · Score: 1

    You might be right about Carpenter. Though it pains me to say that.

    Lynch did OK with "Dune"; "Twin Peaks" still pains me, particularly near the end, when he was laughing at himself.

    I really liked "Lord of the Rings", but Tolkien is really far away from Dick, so I think Jackson is more suited to Bradbury, too.

    I haven't seen enough of Nolan's work (there *isn't* enough of Nolan's work yet) to say whether he'd be good or not. He may be too young, actually.

    Maybe I can substitute Robert Zemeckis -- though "What Lies Beneath" is probably his best work so far, and he did do all those "Tales From The Crypt". I guess if we're going to discard Carpenter's early work, to his loss, we can discard Zemeckis', to his gain.

    I guess, other than movies around Phillip K. Dick stories, there isn't really a lot of hard science fiction film out there that treats science fiction as the social commentary/criticism that it's supposed to be, so it's hard to pick someone to do the job.

    Most science fiction ends up being all about the special effects, since you always end up with special effects any time you set a story in the future. Or it ends up being a formula story in a slightly different setting (e.g. "Alien Nation" was just a "buddy cop + racism" movie, "Starship Troopers" was just "war movie in space", "Outland" was just "High Noon in Space", etc.).

    Maybe Wolfgang Peterson as a second runner up? Ron Howard would be my third runner up; it sounds like a bizarre matchup, but Howard is all about social commentary these days.

    -- Terry

  191. Re:What a crappy review (spoilers rot13d) by THE+ROCK · · Score: 1

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  192. Re:Can someone research the political BS in Summar by norkakn · · Score: 1

    actually, you can be detained for up to 8 hours without being arrested. Sometimes they just find it convenient to not let someone out.

    http://216.239.39.100/search?q=cache:EKCdXYobg3c C: straitstimes.asia1.com.sg/world/story/0,1870,11761 9-1020463140,00.html+%22material+witness%22+illega l&hl=en&ie=UTF-8
    here is a short artical about the illegality of the detainments.

    And, if they already had previous charges, they are being detained on those charges, not as material witnesses.

  193. Re:Can someone research the political BS in Summar by norkakn · · Score: 1

    The one in my head.

    The real world is even worse.

  194. carlos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    please shut the fuck up you fucking retard

  195. Re:Thanks for the spoiler !! (Re:Spielberg annoys. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    shut the fuck up you fucking faggot. you have 40 comments but dont know enough about slashdot or internet movie discussions to know that spoilers are going to talked about? holy shit.

  196. Minority Report... by TheMicrosoftH8r · · Score: 0, Troll

    Minority Report was honestly the worst Spielberg movie ever-maybe that's because Tom Cruise is such a bad actor and ruins the whole story. If Spielberg didn't advertise products so much in the movie, it would have been better. What a waste of time and money it was.