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  1. ♡ I love you all! ♥ on Blogspace vs. NPR · · Score: -1

    Really, I do!

  2. Re:♪ First musical request post! ♬ on Blogspace vs. NPR · · Score: -1

    asdfasdf

  3. Re:Totally offtopic on Dutch Judge Cracks Down on Hyperlinks · · Score: -1

    FBI Guy in chat room: "14/m/Anytown USA"
    Linux programmer: "I sure would love to get on you."
    FBI Guy: "Well drive on over and we'll do it."
    Linux programmer: "If my car will start I'll be right there."
    FBI: "I'll get the handcuffs ready for you."

    You're right. If you geeks aren't allowed full access to your molestation targets, the USA is actually a full blown police state. The only possible way you could have made your comment any more wretched would have been to make a direct reference to 1984.

    Stick to jerking off in the privacy of your own studio apartment. Leave the normal people alone.

  4. Oh no! on IBM Dropping Laptop Linux Support · · Score: -1

    Taco won't buy another Thinkpad! I bet that scares IBM straight!

    Obviously the linux base is so small, that it make no business sense to support it.

  5. ♭ First musical post! ♮ on Government Brings Antitrust Actions Against Rambus, Micron · · Score: -1

    Almost, clitmeister.

  6. Re:♬ First musical request post! ♫ on Blogspace vs. NPR · · Score: -1

    Shut your half-wit pie hole. You are the suckiest suck that ever sucked.

  7. Re:♬ First musical request post! ♫ on Blogspace vs. NPR · · Score: -1

    Were have you been, man? Come on over to sporks-r-us.com and visit all your old pals.

  8. Re:♫ First musical request post! ♪ on Mandrake to Come Preloaded on Wal-Mart PCs · · Score: -1

    In the sex capital of Europe, Amsterdam, brothel keepers are being faced with the prospect of employing thousands of chimpanzees. As lady chimpanzees have no fewer qualifications than the existing prostitutes, Dutch pimps have no option but to create a new legion of monkey whores. The bizarre and tragic sight of girl chimps wearing nothing more than a tutu and openly flaunting their hairy breasts now greets visitors to the City. It has even inspired a brand new trade in the sick world of sex tourism. Thousands of men from all over Europe are beating a path to the red light district of Amsterdam in order to sleep with a chimpanzee or force them into degrading sex acts, sometimes involving a banana. Many of the existing prostitutes are becoming angry as some monkeys are proving more popular than girls themselves. How long before the great tradition of hookers in New York's Time Square is replaced by the sickening sight of lady baboons swinging from the street lights flaunting their swollen backsides at passers by?

  9. Re:So? on Walmart Ships PCs with Lindows OS · · Score: -1

    j03, baby, where you been hiding?

    come and see us on sporks-r-us.com

  10. Re:FP eff peee on Laser Beam Teleported · · Score: -1

    You clearly love to suck penis, and the proof is the sperm trail down your forehead.

    Please, keep that behaviour in Kansas City with all the other homosexual freaks like it.

  11. Zoink! on Laser Beam Teleported · · Score: -1

    I reclaimed this in the name of CLIT. Long live the CLIT!

  12. Re:have my balls gone gold? on Warcraft III Gone Gold · · Score: -1

    Excellent work as usuall. Praise be to CLIT.

  13. Re:Monty Python (perl?) on Apple Acquires Silicon Grail · · Score: -1

    Moron.

  14. obligatory you swimming in my wake post on Microsoft Case Proceeds · · Score: -1

    nt

  15. First post wondering... on Microsoft Case Proceeds · · Score: -1

    why is pr0n_k1ng such a girl?

  16. Re:Perl is for girls on Writing CGI Applications with Perl · · Score: -1

    Just because you have hormone injections and wear makeup, that does not make you a girl.

  17. oops... on Writing CGI Applications with Perl · · Score: -1

    Time to eat some crow.

  18. First post, motherfuckers! on Writing CGI Applications with Perl · · Score: -1

    This is for CLIT.

  19. Re:Apple? on iPod for Windows (again) · · Score: -1

    Do you live in a ghetto?

  20. Re:Apple? on iPod for Windows (again) · · Score: -1

    Well, your friends sound like freaking idiots then. Would they by a WebTV is that was the only computer platform that supported iPod?

  21. Claimed for CLIT! on Mozilla 1.1 Alpha Released · · Score: -1

    You lose sucka!

  22. Re:IDA GOTTEN HERE EARLIER IF I WERE YOU. YOU LOSE on Unix Shell-Scripting Malware · · Score: -1

    HAHAHAH! You go girl.

  23. POWER TO THE CLITS! on Unix Shell-Scripting Malware · · Score: -1

    Excellent work!

  24. Re:why? on Partial Solar Eclipse Tonight · · Score: -1

    For the same reason you tried for the first post, boner nose.

    For the same reason you like to eclipse your fiends anus with your penis.

  25. Re:I eat pie on Used Books: An Actual Internet Success Story · · Score: -1

    I like it too, just ask yo mama! I ate that cheese pie all night long...

    AC==ASS CRACK