That is a great idea, but you are forgetting something. When those guys get out of there, they will have already stretched each other's anus' in a similar fashion.
They would probably think that they are looking at their own reflection.
The reason Quaker Oats is having so much trouble is, in fact, Instant Hot Grits. Now, you can pooh-pooh them all you want, say instant oatmeal is where it's at. The FACT is, when you sit down a person in front of a bowl of hot grits and a bowl of hot oatmeal, the bowl of hot grits is IMMEDIATELY poured down the pants. People see quaker guy with the black hat and get a stiffy.
Don't dismiss the value of name brand recognition. Even the fact that the bowls of hot grits are usually luke warm make them less intimidating to people.
If you grab a hold of a naked and petrified Natalie Portman, immediately you are right at home with bowl of grits. Oatmeal, well you have to familiarize yourself vescosity, strange stange oder, etc. I'm not saying oatmeal doesn't have its spot, I'm just saying a naked Portman won't support geeky Slashdot readers that are pouring grits.
Sure, anyone troll that REALLY knows what they're doing will have grits, but that ratio must be like 1/100, which is NOT enough to keep Slashdot alive.
Proof of that is the zoo feature that your lover, cmdrtaco, is bringing online. Further proof is that I post at -1 at yet a 1337 twat-waffle like you is still repsonding.
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2 fer 2, d00d.
Go for the hat trick!
1 post referring to pouring hot grits down the pants.
(this counts as that post)
w00t!
I am quite sure that all the slashbot's and trolls are quiet in observance of Dr. Martin Luther Nutloaf's b-day.
scoop.geekizoid.com
Wired this month... which means the info is about 6 weeks old.
And that is why I quit reading Popular Science a long time ago... what a piece of shit that maagazine has become. (popular Mechanics too).
That is so true. Fucking tofu.
Once, I fell off the toilet.
yahoo is a free pop service, you boner nose.
Try using yahoo email, you elitist shitstain on the underwear of Margaret "The Iron Lady" Thatcher.
I just love RTCW! w00t! And now that it runs on Linux, I can take full advantage of the just released, state of the art, TNT2 drivers!
I love you linux, where ever you are.
How in the hell did you get a first post on topic and a full paragraph long?
Fantastic job! As a reward, I have added you to my friends list. Enjoy!
Your pal,
CM
That is a great idea, but you are forgetting something. When those guys get out of there, they will have already stretched each other's anus' in a similar fashion.
They would probably think that they are looking at their own reflection.
werd up.
oops.
The reason Quaker Oats is having so much trouble is, in fact, Instant Hot Grits. Now, you can pooh-pooh them all you want, say instant oatmeal is where it's at. The FACT is, when you sit down a person in front of a bowl of hot grits and a bowl of hot oatmeal, the bowl of hot grits is IMMEDIATELY poured down the pants. People see quaker guy with the black hat and get a stiffy.
Don't dismiss the value of name brand recognition. Even the fact that the bowls of hot grits are usually luke warm make them less intimidating to people.
If you grab a hold of a naked and petrified Natalie Portman, immediately you are right at home with bowl of grits. Oatmeal, well you have to familiarize yourself vescosity, strange stange oder, etc. I'm not saying oatmeal doesn't have its spot, I'm just saying a naked Portman won't support geeky Slashdot readers that are pouring grits.
Sure, anyone troll that REALLY knows what they're doing will have grits, but that ratio must be like 1/100, which is NOT enough to keep Slashdot alive.
close, but no cigar!
Excellent work, and a first post too! As a reward, you are now on my friends list!
Onward and upward.
you whore!
Damn. oh well..
Have at 'em!
intersting point. I am curious to the traitor comment, however.
p.s. quit stalking me j'rasshole.
karma means nothing. moderation means nothing.
Proof of that is the zoo feature that your lover, cmdrtaco, is bringing online. Further proof is that I post at -1 at yet a 1337 twat-waffle like you is still repsonding.
In conclusion, lift and smootch.
This must be an interesting interview, since there is so much traffic here.
Second, btw.
I have the first one!
Look, you went for a first post and got slapped. Next time post anonymously and SHUT THE FUCK UP.
I hate you to pieces, and have added you to my foes list.
werd. for fucks sake, it't like a bunch of women sitting around sipping coffee yapping at each other.
Here's another idea, try eBay god dammit.