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  1. Re:Don't trust them on Orbiting Lasers for Hydrogen Power · · Score: 2

    Yeah, but a flying car won't cause much damage. I mean that Cessna smashed a window and mussed up the external cladding, but caused no major damage to the building structure. Give it a week you won't know anything hit it!

    Not that that will stop the doom-mongers whining about private planes, like.

  2. Re:AKIRA!!! on Orbiting Lasers for Hydrogen Power · · Score: 2

    I'm glad I'm not the only one to whom the phrases "Japan" and "Orbital Laser" immediatly summon up manga and anime!

  3. Re:Save the posts on How Google Saved USENET · · Score: 2

    Change OS/2 to Linux and repost...
    Then in ten years time go back and remove them again!!!

  4. Re:Planet-like bodies on First Image Of Planet-Like Body Orbiting A Star · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Whatchoo talkin' about?

  5. Re:Bitchslap on Another Asteroid Close Call · · Score: 2

    ...knock the Earth off its axis.

    Ever seen The Day The Earth Caught Fire?

  6. Re:So what does this mean? on Another Asteroid Close Call · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Bruce Willis is a big girl's blouse. Too scared to get on an aeroplane, let alone a Shuttle!
    We should call him Wussy Willis in future!

  7. Re:It's okay on The End Not As Near As We Thought · · Score: 3, Funny

    No no no!

    Life, The Universe, and Everything clearly states this will happen in the year 198-.

    This is the earth Mk 2!

  8. Re:It's not? on The End Not As Near As We Thought · · Score: 2

    I guess we'll just have to wait for dubya to turn into the antichrist...

    What do you mean, 'wait' and 'turn into'?

  9. Re:How about "Luxo" or "Jr." as a new iMac nick-na on Time Canada Shows New iMac · · Score: 2

    Never happen. The last computer to have "Jr." added to the name was the IBM PC Jr, which was a flop. Nobody took it seriously because of the "Junior" appellation.

    Besides, isn't "Luxo" the trade name of a kind of lamp?
    Bound to be some issues there...

  10. Re:Building a heavy-lift launch vehicle on Putting An Observatory On The Moon's 'Dark' Side · · Score: 2

    Why don't we just hire the Russians?
    They still use regular rockets. The only thing stopping them building a big dumb booster is money. So we give it to them!

  11. Re:LOTR's rubber movie monsters, spaceship models on CGI About to Boom In Hollywood · · Score: 2

    I wouldn't say that yet, some of the LOTR stuff looked suspiciously close to stuff from Braindead, a truly excellent rubber and latex splatter film. I wouldn't be suprised if it brings on a whole new wave of films that use *more* FX because the director knows anything is possible

    There'd be a reason for that...!

  12. Ahem... on Interview With Microsoft's Chief of Security · · Score: 2

    BIND
    wu-ftpd
    Open-SSH
    TUX HTTPD
    lpd
    SYNcookies
    Lion
    Ramen
    Torn
    Adore
    etc...
    We get several attacks from compromised LINUX boxes every fucking day of the week!

    gee, that Microsoft software sure does suck...

    Some guy once said "Let him who is without sin cast the first stone."
    Do you see what I'm getting at here?

  13. Re:Child stuff on Medal of Honor: Allied Assault · · Score: 2

    Oh yes. Operation Flashpoint.
    That's more of a war sim than a war game. Whereas in stuff like RtCW you can run around blasting away at everything that moves, absorbing masses of bullets, in Flashpoint you spend a lot of time crawling around slowly hoping to see the enemy before they see and shoot you. Sometimes you never see the enemy soldier who shoots you. One bullet, and that's it. Game over.
    It's probably the most anti-war war game, as it doesn't glamourise war.
    Great game. Difficult, yes, but a good depiction of combat, as I'd imagine it.

  14. It just goes to show on Wired on Autism in the Valley · · Score: 3, Flamebait

    You should never let geeks interbreed. I'm just surprised they breed at all...!

  15. Suitable mission end on Deep Space One Mission Comes To An End · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They should point it out of the solar system and turn the ion drive on. Just let it go...

  16. Re:Too bad they didn't do this for the SR71.. on Planning For 80-Year Old B-52s · · Score: 2

    Well I was gobsmacked to hear that the RAF used the Canberra (formerly the English Electric Canberra) as a spy plane over Afghanistan. Considering this is the 50th anniversary of the Canberra's origin.
    Sweet plane. Flies very high and quite fast. When it was first introduced, we had to make new fighter jets so we could catch it in exercises. The Lightning can still outclimb an F16...

  17. Re:UK "Bans" Clockwork Orange, USA "Bans" , others on Grand Theft Auto Still Banned Down Under · · Score: 2

    Exactly. The only person to ban Clockwork Orange was Stanley Kubrick himself. This is why it only got an official release here after his death.
    Kubrick had taken cinemas to court for showing it, and was instrumental in closing down the Scala in London.

    The film was NEVER banned by HM Government, and anyone who says that it was is a know-nothing bozo.

  18. Re:Boycott Australia on Grand Theft Auto Still Banned Down Under · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    ...there is some p0rno...

    Call that a dick?
    (Zzziiip)
    THIS is a dick!


    BTW. If by FOTHR you mean LOTR:FOTR then that's an .NZ

  19. Re:Defeating Magic Lantern on FBI Confirms Magic Lantern Existence · · Score: 2

    Step 8. Throw away your computers, rip out your phone lines, and communicate using messages written in hand on paper, carried by pigeons.

    The FBI may then employ Dastardly and Muttley's Vulture Squadron, but to no avail as there is no recorded evidence of them ever catching the pigeon...!

    Step 9. Stop being so paranoid and thinking that anyone really gives a shit what you do...

  20. Re:Yay! Secret of Mana in the Car! on SNES Portable · · Score: 2

    I would pay big bucks for a port of Zero Wing to GBA.

    So long as it still had the badly translated introduction, right?

  21. Re:Turing Unfortunate End on Looking At Turing · · Score: 2

    How that got modded up as 'Informative' is beyond me. really it is, as it's wrong!

    I think you'll find it was the UK government, and NOT the US government, who hounded Turing for his homosexuality.

  22. Re:That lasted a long time... on The Hype of the Rings · · Score: 2

    Well, Sean Bean has caused directors enough problems with his "Blades Forever" (or is it "Forever Blades" - "Blades" being the nickname of Sheffield United Football Club - as Sheffield has a history of knifemaking) tattoo having to be covered up when in historical dramas ("Sharpe" for example).
    Maybe they had them done on their backsides so they wouldn't show in most things....!

  23. Head Up Own Arse Syndrome on Free Software And Its Revolutionary Social Implications · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You know, as soon as I see someone spell 'Microsoft' with a dollar sign (or any other allegedly humorous version) I tend to lose all interest in their views as I know they're biased.
    But this was a good read. So funny! How someone can see to write with their head buried so far up their own arse I just don't know!

  24. Re:Z80 had elegant assembly on Zilog To File For Chapter 11 · · Score: 3, Funny

    6809 RULES!

    Ahem. I had a 6809 machine once, and it was a pleasure to program in assembly. 6809 also had OS/9, a multi-user multi-tasking OS which was better than any other OS for a system of the period.

    And you can't dislike a processor with the opcodes BRA and SEX!

    (BRanch Always, and Sign EXtend, as if you didn't know.)

  25. Re:Dont forget our favorite ones. on Zilog To File For Chapter 11 · · Score: 2

    I always thought it was vice-versa. Except that Zilog improved on the 8080 design, quite a bit.