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  1. ooh, oooh on The Pentagon Wants Your Secrets · · Score: 1

    why can't they be both terrorists and commies? Maybe with just a smattering of pinko in there too. Then we could go out and hunt those bastard pinko-commie-terrorists! Dude! I am so there...when's the next Rambo movie?

  2. Re:New concept? Not in philosophy... on Edgar Allan Poe, Cosmologist · · Score: 2

    Too bad he was a raving cultist lunatic.

  3. Re:Is there a Linux song? on OpenBSD 3.2 Song Now Available · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought he already did...

    "Hi, my name is Linus Torvalds and I pronounce Linux...Linux"

  4. Right on! on Case Mod Collection · · Score: 2

    Right on! A spoiler on the back! That's what I'm gettin' baby! Nothin' says class like a hot rod with a spoiler. Ooh! I wonder if he's gonna paint on some flames...Hey MA! Get ouch'ere, you's gotta take a gander at THIS...and fetch me a beer whilst yer at it (haaawwwwk-ptooie)

    And the Mac mod looks kinda cool too

  5. Re:Ahhh Security through Obsurity! on Hacking Crime Victims to Remain Secret · · Score: 1

    what the neigbors will say:

    brother #1: She puts out?!?!
    borther #2: yeah...what, you didn't know?

  6. WOO HOO! on Cassini's First Glimpse of Saturn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Woo Hoo! Those 72 pounds of plutonium have almost reached their destination. Those thrice accursed Satunians won't know what hit them! And we also have a little surprise for those shifty little Titans too...

  7. Wait...another term? on MITRE Corp. Report On Open Source In Government · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't anybody gonna mention that RMS is going to say that FOSS should really be reffered to as Dental/FOSS?

  8. Re:hmmm on Saddam's Inbox Hacked · · Score: 1

    That's AMAZING! That's the combination to my luggage...

  9. Re:Another Review Here on Palm Tungsten Models Reviewed · · Score: 1

    I seriously need to get my eyes checked. When I first read your comment I though it read "Looks nice, but I don't see myself replacing my Phallic yet".

    Then, promptly started humming the tune to "Detachable Penis".

  10. Re:sure on Pushback against DDOS Attacks · · Score: 1, Funny

    how come your grandfather(gf) is a girl?

  11. Re:Christians LIKE sex! on Retailers Won't Sell New Acclaim Game · · Score: 2

    I don't get up in arms when your favorite pr0n store refuses to carry Jonah

    You're right that movie would fit right in...boobs, boobs, boobs, giant talking cucumber, butt, boobs...

  12. Re:GTA 3 comparisons? on Retailers Won't Sell New Acclaim Game · · Score: 2

    It's like trying to get people to switch to Linux by lacing nekkid girlie pictures into the kernel

    3 weeks from now that's going to in the kernal. Thank you very much!

  13. Re:Posting comments here won't cut it. on Copyright Office Asks For Public Comments On DMCA · · Score: 1

    FRUITFLY?!?!! My memory is longer ....what was I saying? oooh! shiny!

  14. What about brainfuck on If Programming Languages Could Speak · · Score: 5, Funny

    If all C ever says is "bite", imagine what Brainfuck would say. Where's my swear jar?

  15. Re:what's next? on Casemodding Enterprise Hardware · · Score: 2
    what's next? Hydraulics?
    ...To go with the kryptonte ray?

    As an aside, I think the blue lights work best with the Sun color scheme.
  16. Re:Great... another way to spill my tea on Motion Simulator for Home Theater · · Score: 1

    Now enter the couch

    That sounds like a cool movie.

  17. What? on Worst and Best Predictions on Technology · · Score: 1

    What!? No flying cars?

  18. Re:Best part - REAL cost of Windows being exposed on AOL's new Linux PC · · Score: 1

    your confusing MS's subcription model with Lindow's subscription model. MS's charges you a subscription and you get to keep using your software. Don't pay and your software turns off. Thier updates are free (for the moment).

    Lindows charges a subcription and you get updates. (I believe you can do this with FreeBSD, too) Don't pay and...no more easy, painless updates, but you can continue to use you're system.

    Hell, even I, being an uber cheap ass, would pay $99/year to keep my system up to date if it's as painless as the article says it is.

  19. Steven Speilberg?! on Directors Counter-Sue Movie Bowdlerizing Company · · Score: 2

    He should shut the hell up about this...didn't he change all the guns in ET to walkie talkies? And Drew Barrymore's bottle of Jack into milk or something?

    next thing you know...the TV networks are gonna get upset about people recording programs and editing out the commercials....oh wait...

  20. Re:A thought... on David Sorkin on Internet Law and Spam · · Score: 2

    Didn't I read this idea in a magazine somewhere?

  21. Re:just in time on Enigmail Standard In Mandrake 9.0 · · Score: 2

    What do you want to bet that the government will try to make quantum computing a munition? Or illegal for private citizens or soemthing?

  22. Re:i960 in PC's on F-22 Avionics Require Inflight Reboot · · Score: 1

    Are they x86 compatible? If not then there you go.

  23. Re:So? on Triangle Boy Lives · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I don't see the liability issue there - its a piece of "stealth" software that the student, of his own free will, has used - despite acceptable measures to prevent he or she from doing so.
    since when has anything like that stopped people from sueing?
  24. Re:Triangle wins. on Triangle Boy Lives · · Score: 1

    I was thinking the exact same thing!

  25. Re:I see.. on New Features For 2.5 Linux Kernel · · Score: 1

    No, you got it wrong. It's not a new concept, they put it in quotes, because basically those are gonna be the features which they work the bugs out of first. Everything else is probably gonna have a big "EXPERIMENTAL" tag on it when go to configure your kernal. Then once they get 2.6 stable, they move onto 2.7 and work more seriously on the stuff that didn't get that much attention in 2.5. Gosh I hope I haven't mangled this process too badly.