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  1. Re:Military on Build Your Own Satellite Ground Station · · Score: 2, Funny

    you can, it's called a 'mirror'. avoided by most computer geeks, due to undesireable side effect, it can be quite effective as a self monitoring device.

  2. Re:Next headline... on Smart Gun with Minicam and Biometric Access · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..incorporates a minicam to record as evidence what you are shooting at

    When it hits the US shelves...Can't wait for the TV show:
    Americas funniest homicides

    as long as they dont get bob saget to commentary. "oooh right in the groin, thats got to hurt"

  3. Re:First water... on Flowing Water Discovered on Mars · · Score: 1

    let em try and shut you down there...

    "well the 12 billion 'golarger.com' messages originated from a McDonalds lobby, only 120,000,000 miles away."

    The ping time alone could get you out the door before anyone got the e-mail :) even get your value meal done (possibly though your system last time I had one)

    "yes sir, we have him, he's wretching in the bathroom. send in the troops"

  4. Re:First water... on Flowing Water Discovered on Mars · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    next to mcdonalds...
    atleast then they may have wi-fi

    and with the water, the mcdonalds will have the watered down cokes they are so fond of supplying.

  5. Re:Terraforming wont be so hard after all.. on Flowing Water Discovered on Mars · · Score: 4, Funny

    ya, just release some alge or other brackish tolerant plant and wait a few million/billion years.

  6. Re:Foil hats... on Major League Baseball Releases Webcasting Plans · · Score: 1

    DOH! I missed the reference this time, ahh well can't be perfect all the time.

    Although they call it dingers:

    McGwire: Young Bart here is right. We are spying on you, pretty much around the clock.
    Bart: But why, Mr. McGwire?
    McGwire: Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?
    Crowd: Dingers! Dingers!

  7. Re:Foil hats... on Major League Baseball Releases Webcasting Plans · · Score: 1

    bloody heck. it's a simpsons reference.

    Original Airdate on FOX: 3-Oct-1999

    % The family heads up to Bart's room, where the boy has been doing some redecorating. The ceiling is filled with wire hangers, each dangling from a string. Bart, wearing a trash can lid for a helmet, is busy wrapping himself in aluminum foil.

    Bart: You're probably wondering about the coat hangers. They're to block the satellite that's been spying on me.
    Marge: [with trepidation] Okay ...
    Bart: It can read your electric organizer from space.
    Homer: Even mine? [Bart takes it and smashes it] Hey, I had Lenny's name on that!
    Bart: They have it now.
    Lisa: Who are they, exactly?
    Bart: Who else? Major League Baseball.
    Homer: [loud whisper] Marge, I think Bart's gone crazy.
    Lisa: Oh, Bart, what's happened to you?
    Bart: Nothing yet, but the time draws near. [whips out a pair of pliers] Now let's get those fillings out of you!
    [Lisa screams]
    Homer: [takes pliers] Hey, you found my needle-nose pliers.

  8. Foil hats... on Major League Baseball Releases Webcasting Plans · · Score: 4, Funny

    all we need is little foil hats and they wont be able to read our thoughts to see where we are.... they have satellites you know.

  9. Re:Dang it. on McDonalds to go Wireless? · · Score: 1

    Leak next door be damned, AIM it next door. If they don't have access yet, your not going to conflict with anything.

    When/if they get around to adding Wi-Fi it will be too late, you will have prior establishment.

    Allow em to pay for the service on a handy dandy secure web page via the network, and viola, you just took over the wi-fi from the big guys.

    Take that MSN!

  10. Re:Am I the only that hates cell phones? on Cell Phones Changing Social Group Communication · · Score: 1

    since it was an ANON, I'll repeat it with a score. he has a point.

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 09, @08:10PM (#5473736)
    You missed the point. The point is that you wouldn't even be telling that joke, because you'd have to be at the office.

  11. Re:Am I the only that hates cell phones? on Cell Phones Changing Social Group Communication · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A Cell phone with good coverage is a must if you enjoy your privacy. Before I had to stay at home waiting for calls, work AT home or at work. Now I can use my palmpilot and CE clamshell and have my whole office anywhere I desire, generally in the mountains or elsewhere.

    I can give my family more of my time because I can conduct business as it happens instead of 8 hours a day and cut off. A quick incoming call, break out the palm, set an appointment, get back to the family.

    I wouldn't be without it now. Heck I don't even shut it off at night for fear of missing a morning call (I'm good at picking up and sounding like I've been awake for hours).

    As for the "my time" issue, thats waht caller ID is for :)

  12. Re:This game rox on Grand Theft Auto Released For Free · · Score: 1

    ya, and with source code releases they also have a GL version that can abuse even the best of hardware. even allows Z axis.

    it's here for your retro gaming goodness

  13. Re:Gasp! on Lofgren Introduces BALANCE Act to Modify DMCA · · Score: 2, Funny

    na, just fancier scratches on the walls.

  14. bout time on Lofgren Introduces BALANCE Act to Modify DMCA · · Score: 5, Funny

    it's about time someone realizes that just becase it's made of 1's and 0's it's still just a recording, and protected under fair use.

    if they keep this up, I'll have to transfer all my mp3's and ogg's over to tape.

  15. Re:My Grandpa right now! on Canadian Surgeons Perform Telerobotic Surgery · · Score: 1

    Lemme know, maybee I'll throw it into a journal or something... heck, I've thought about a slashdot reject site.

  16. My Grandpa right now! on Canadian Surgeons Perform Telerobotic Surgery · · Score: 1

    Ya, my grandpa is doing this right now as we speak. you can monitor it realtime as he gets his new heart. here's his URL: http://grandpasheartmonitor.com

    Grandpa? GRANDPA???? *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE........

  17. Murder on Canadian Surgeons Perform Telerobotic Surgery · · Score: 2, Interesting

    with this perverse investment in technology it brings to light the possibility of murder by Virus.

    Hack a machine being prepared for the surgery and have it send a horizontal slice 30 minutes into Mr. Gates open heart surgery.

    There is no stopping this kind of crime unless the computers involved are Bios flashed, loaded from ROM media(from a locked and certified source), and tested immediately before the procedure. quite like putting all your physical devices in an autoclave.

    I like tech, but I'll stick to live docs for a while, or get it done quickly before this type of crime comes to surface.

  18. Re:I Got One... on What High End Unix Features are Missing from Linux? · · Score: 1

    not to most users... thats all they usually use :)

    All I say is I installed the ftp version and felt way different than the full version. maybee they have improved on this discontinuity since 6.2 when I last cared to purchase it.

  19. Re:.edu rocks on Second Episode of The Animatrix Released · · Score: 1

    god forbid they change the file. MSN cache is the bane of my existance in web design.

  20. No prob... on Another Garbage Patent · · Score: 1

    I just changed my icon to a black hole.... oh wait, that a fat32 partition... my bad.

  21. Re:I Got One... on What High End Unix Features are Missing from Linux? · · Score: 1

    before you criticize me read the readme files. Suse is NOT free. they give away a limited ftp install. it is not the same as the real release.

  22. Re:I Got One... on What High End Unix Features are Missing from Linux? · · Score: 1

    obviously you didn't download their ISO's.

    on the other hand, SuSe, a great OS, is NOT availible unless you shell out money.

  23. Re:The usual... on 3D Mark 2003 Sparks Controversy · · Score: 1

    nu-uh... Microtron tubes work well into 1600x1200 on a 17" monitor. readable even, thats what I'm browsing in. 85 hz in that res in games on a ati 9000 pro.

    to keep witht he previos discussion:

    1022 3d marks
    AMD XP 2000+ (1.666ghz)
    DFI AM75-TC mainboard
    512 mb of crappy pc133 sdram
    ATI 9000 Pro

    not the best, but not bad for a free machine :)

  24. Re:Human brain on Computer Made From DNA And Enzymes · · Score: 1

    exactly.
    the brain does not work in Digital form, or get perfect data on the surrounding conditions (eg. wind speed), it assumes. These computers would be better at the things we are good at. Possibily allowing AI to become aware.

    Following on your thought, I don't recall any toddler that just stands up and throws a ball perfectly. usually it pegs the dog in the eye, or into daddy's groin. the point is, we did fail, and learned from that failure.

    To get the star trek DATA charicter, we would need a combo of Digital and wet hardware to allow all these to work.

    As they mention in the article, the computer can tell you IF there is a 1 in a string, but it cannot tell you how many. Much like a human. Yes we can count a series of numbers, but at a glance, we could ID IF something exists.

    This is a great advance, although it's more likely to increase your frag count in Doom3 than increase your frame count.

  25. Re:Sorry, wrong. on Computer Made From DNA And Enzymes · · Score: 1

    all this power and STILL we ususally go off into a darkend room, surf porn, and play solitaire.