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  1. Help slashdot get bettr on Ask Jakob Nielsen Almost Anything · · Score: 0

    Dear Mr. Nielsen,

    Can you please help slashdot make their site less ugly and easier to use?


    Thank You,
    Troll King

  2. Re:I thought eBay was better than that on Ebay May Bid For Sotheby's · · Score: 0

    While I'm a capitalist through and through

    That's unfortunate. Give my regrets to your family.

    strong companies follow strong ethical standards

    I'm so sure. Just like the strong company Nike has kids working in sweatshops in Indonesia. If that's ethical in your book, then you should be in jail.

    I though eBay was above just grabbing quick distressed property

    As a self proclaimed capitalist, I'm sure you understand their decision. What better way to protect the bottom line than by buying cheap?

    Stockholders be damned

    You didn't think they actually care what stockholders think do you?

    If Sotheby's is involved in a scandal, no one should touch them

    So if a scandal is widely publicised, it's bad. But other unpublicised scandals that occur every day are OK since most people don't know about them.


    Thank You,
    Troll King

  3. Re:Nanotechnology on ACS Adds Nanotech Division · · Score: 0
    I disagree. I think nanotechnology can be used to avert poverty and energy shortages, the major causes of war.

    The Wright brothers thought that the invention of the airplane would end war, but it obviously has not.

    In addition to those things you have nationalism, deeply rooted hatred that has built up over generations, racial and ethnic prejudice, people trying to increase their wealth and power.


    Thank You,
    Troll King

  4. Nanotechnology on ACS Adds Nanotech Division · · Score: 0

    Unfortuneatly nanotechnology will probably be exploited for unssavory purposes, like war.


    Thank You,
    Troll King

  5. Re:Congrats !!! on Slashdot's 10,000th Story · · Score: 0

    10,000 stories, 10 that didn't suck.
    trolling is so much fun...
    Thank You,
    Troll King

  6. when are they going to.. on Perl New Version 5.5.660 · · Score: 0

    when are they going to come up with a better way to do OOP in perl? They way it is now is hideous.


    Thank You,
    Troll King

  7. Re: Jon Katz haters on LonelyNet (Part Two) · · Score: 1

    If you hate Jon Katz so much, then why don't you just exclude his articles in your preferences and stop complaining so that the rest of us can read real comments.


    Thank You,
    Troll King

  8. Re:Just wondering on 24-Hour Power Cells for Wearable PCs · · Score: 0

    we will start the bidding at $3 million.
    Thank You,
    Troll King

  9. Re:Is there anything we can't do? on 24-Hour Power Cells for Wearable PCs · · Score: 3

    my fridge will run freebsd, but my toilet will run windows.

    Thank You,
    Troll King

  10. More Release News!!! on Linux 2.3.46 Released Unto the World · · Score: 1

    Version 2.3.46.0.0.00000000b.a.zzzle00q has just been released!! Put up a story about it plz. Oh, and the word linux appeared magically in the grass on Mother Teresa's Grave, as well as on the bottom of a cake sold in a coffeeshop in Amsterdam! Plz post those stories too.

    They just put this story up to get people to go to freshmeat.
    Thank You,
    Troll King

  11. More Release News!!! on Linux 2.3.46 Released Unto the World · · Score: 1

    Version 2.3.46.0.0.00000000b.a.zzzle00q has just been released!! Put up a story about it plz. Oh, and the word linux appeared magically in the grass on Mother Teresa's Grave, as well as on the bottom of a cake sold in a coffeeshop in Amsterdam! Plz post those stories too.

    They just put this story up to get people to go to freshmeat.
    Thank You,
    Troll King

  12. Re:Simpsons getting old? on The Simpsons The Movie? · · Score: 1

    um yeah, i got bored of the simpsons like 7 years ago. i wish they would wither away into the ethos. im ready to give a good whuppin' to anybody who so much as mentions them in my presence.


    Thank You,
    Troll King

  13. Re:Adults yes younger people no. on LonelyNet · · Score: 1

    well, im 20 and i am lonlier because of the net. people need human voices and hugs too, not just words on a screen.

    Thank You,
    Troll King

  14. cell phones are bad enough on Voice-Op Linux PDA · · Score: 2

    cell phones are bad enough, now are we going to have people walking around talking to their computers? they would deserve a good whuppin' too.
    Thank You,
    Troll King

  15. or this... on Voice-Op Linux PDA · · Score: 0

    rm /..org
    Thank You,
    Troll King

  16. will it die if you tell it to? on Voice-Op Linux PDA · · Score: 0

    will it die if you tell it to? or hit people?
    will it follow you around and sniff other voice op'ed pdas in funny ways?
    Thank You,
    Troll King

  17. a waiters union == DDoS on Security Expert Dave Dittrich on DDoS Attacks · · Score: 1

    if only one waiter refuses to work, thats a denial of service. If a whole union of them refuses to work, thats a distributed denial of service. the solution is better pay and benefits.
    Thank You,
    Troll King

  18. Re:If this becomes standard behavior... on Hacker Stockholders Unite! · · Score: 1

    corporations already do terrible things and their shares skyrocket. The fact is, if they don't do things like have children working in their sweatshops in 3rd world countries, the stockholders wouldn't make as much money becuase the profit margin would be lower, and so the stock would be worth less. IN capitalism, corporate crime does pay.
    Thank You,
    Troll King

  19. face it, you have been ousted on Hacker Stockholders Unite! · · Score: 1
    you have been ousted from the crown by unruly rebels who have chosen me as their leader. I am now the troll king.

    Thank You,
    Thank You,
    Troll King

  20. why not just bust down their corporate doors on Hacker Stockholders Unite! · · Score: 1
    why not just bust down corporations' doors with guns and make those rich assholes do whatever you tell them. it'd be more fun at least.

    Thanks,
    Thank You,
    Troll King

  21. Re:Moderation: Re:I am the TrollKing on Hacker Stockholders Unite! · · Score: 1

    Mwahahahahahahaha
    Thank You,
    Troll King

  22. I am the TrollKing on Hacker Stockholders Unite! · · Score: 0

    And I can do anything.
    Thank You,
    Troll King