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The Simpsons The Movie?

rosewood writes "Everyone loves the Simpsons so why not a Simpsons movie? I know I'm not the only one that would look forward for it. " I'm more than a little skeptical, but hell, South Park scaled pretty well to the big screen. Maybe if they could get some of the writers in from the earlier seasons (You listening Conan?) on board, they could do something awesome.

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  1. I already get 1.5 hours of Simpsons a day ... by torpor · · Score: 3

    ... but what the heck. I'd love to watch a Simpsons movie.

    It's really sorta hard to imagine what it'd be like, though... I think part of the beauty of the Simpsons is the simplicity of the plots, buffed by the arcane insanity of the in-between stuff that goes on, often in the background. Dunno if I could handle a full hour and a half of that, but maybe... just maybe ...

    (Here in LA, Fox shows Simpsons 3 times daily... admittedly, there's a lot of repeats, but hey, it's Homer-ific!)

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    1. Re:I already get 1.5 hours of Simpsons a day ... by DoomHaven · · Score: 3

      I think part of the beauty of the Simpsons is the simplicity of the plots

      I disagree. I think the best parts of the Simpsons are the continuous satires and parodies of real-life, and the fact that Simpsons show that even the most dysfunctional family can live and love together. I admit, the work that Matt Groening puts into the background is unbelievable and among some of the high points of the series (my favorites being the statue of Jebediah Springfield giving the finger as Little Richard sings during the "Do whatever you want" festival (which is a huge change from the "Do as we say so" festival brought over by German settlers in 1946) and the karate fighter kicking the other karate fighter in the balls as Bart goes to learn karate).

      As well, the music of the show is phenomenal(sp?). Alf Clausen is a pure genius when it comes to creating music that is so tongue in cheek, but so catchy and hilarious you have to hear it again.

      In closing, as long as the music in the movie is half as good as the music of the show, and the movie is poking fun at real-life, I am there in the theatres.

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    2. Re:I already get 1.5 hours of Simpsons a day ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't Danny Elfman do the music?

    3. Re:I already get 1.5 hours of Simpsons a day ... by Yardley · · Score: 1

      If music's what you want: here's some sizzlin' unreleased tracks in .mp3 format courtesy of Yellow Album.

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    4. Re:I already get 1.5 hours of Simpsons a day ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i don't think so, i think the simpsons lasted as long as it did because they never made a movie. look at south park, it was very funny, then the movie came and it was ridiculously funny and now it's not really funny at all, it's just "same shit, different day". there should only be a movie for one last ditch attempt to squeeze the Simpsons for ever thing they're worth.

    5. Re:I already get 1.5 hours of Simpsons a day ... by misheast · · Score: 1

      Danny Elfman wrote the theme song, but Alf Clausen does all the muusic during the episode, the 5 second clips that start and end each scene.

    6. Re:I already get 1.5 hours of Simpsons a day ... by Uart · · Score: 1

      or when marge takes up bowling and almost has an sffair, the moon is a bowling ball...

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    7. Re:I already get 1.5 hours of Simpsons a day ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see Homer everytime I reboot my WinNT box: http://1.e-dada.home.pages.de

  2. A little off topic, but... by JustShootMe · · Score: 5

    You know you're a geek when you refer to something going from TV to the big screen as "scaling".

    That's priceless.

    Referring to a woman who you knew years ago as a pigtailed little girl: Wow, she sure scaled well.

    Amusing.


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    1. Re:A little off topic, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that's funny shit! Let's keep moderating this kind of stuff up!!

  3. Other Word From Apsen by Chokai · · Score: 5

    Dan Castalaneta (sp) the voice of Homer Simpson stated on the Tom Lykis show (while in Aspen) that a feature film was unlikely during the time the show is in television.

    Apparently the current yearly episode load (something like 22) is about the maximum the show can handle. Apparently it takes 7 months to write, draw, animate and then do the voices for an episode.

    1. Re:Other Word From Apsen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't they do the voices first and then animate? The actors don't lip synch, the animators handle that.

    2. Re:Other Word From Apsen by Chokai · · Score: 1

      Dunno. I don't remember the specific order in that they do product with. He described it but I wasn't paying superb attention. I think they did a read through early before any drawing is done and then after all the animation is done they do it again to make any necessary corrections.

    3. Re:Other Word From Apsen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It takes 7 months to do an episode but only a little over a year to do a season. They overlap development teams and sub-out jobs. It all comes together per episode over 7 months - BUT it's all multithreaded. Hah!

    4. Re:Other Word From Apsen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lykis is still on the air and people still listen to him; will wonders never cease?

  4. Simpsons getting old? by neojikuu · · Score: 1

    It seems these days, they are running out of things to do with the simpsons. Perhaps they should kill them off in the movie or something. :) Anyone else notice the abundance of reused jokes and bland storylines?

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    1. Re:Simpsons getting old? by ronfar · · Score: 1
      Hey, do you own a comic book shop by any chance?

      Just kidding, but I really liked the episode with the freaks they had on recently.

      "What normal woman would have us? We're freaks! Frrreeeaaakkksss!!!"
      I wonder if the real jockeys got mad at that episode...
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    2. Re:Simpsons getting old? by trollking · · Score: 1

      um yeah, i got bored of the simpsons like 7 years ago. i wish they would wither away into the ethos. im ready to give a good whuppin' to anybody who so much as mentions them in my presence.


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  5. I dunno man... by webslacker · · Score: 1

    It's kinda like everyone got overdosed on South Park after the movie, I'm kinda wary of something like that happening with the Simpsons.

    1. Re:I dunno man... by lizrd · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that man. I think that many people are getting OD'd on the new season anyway. I keep parying that it'll be the last season and that they'll go out with some class. But then I watched the "Worst Episode Ever" (their words, the one with Bart as a Jockey) 2 weeks ago and I must admit that it was pretty much true. Actually I think that it may have been worse than some episodes of "Who's the Boss?". Anywho, I still enjoy the midnight reruns or the old (read good or funny) shows.

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  6. This Would Rock by Zebbers · · Score: 2

    The Simpsons would easily scale into a full length movie...just think of all the episodes that were 2,3,4 parters. You could probably string together the simpsons for literally hours on end and never lose the humor, its just the way that show is.

    And even better is the fact that it would be made specifically as a movie...think of a full scale simpsons plot...without having to wait for the next episode. It'd be awesome.

    Theres a reason the simpsons are the longest running active comedy show. And theres a reason why it also appeals to more than just one demographic group...and Im surprised it hasn't been picked up for a movie yet. Maybe the offers have come, but been refused? ;)

    1. Re:This Would Rock by SkulkCU · · Score: 1

      The feature legnth movie, imho should be reserved until after a show dies. A Simpsons movie 'extravaganza' would be a great excuse to bring everyone back together, but it would also dilute a series that's currently ongoing. (don't you think?)

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    2. Re:This Would Rock by Yardley · · Score: 4

      Right now Simpsons are going to be on the big screen ala IMAX, but it won't be a full-length feature; the tree-house of horror halloween episode instead.

      http://www.snpp.com/news.html#imax

      If you're lazy:

      Simpsons to the Big Screen By Jouni Paakkinen (jouni@snpp.com) - January 27, 2000

      Several studios have teamed up with IMAX to bring famous animated charactes, including The Simpsons, to the company's giant screens in a compilation film called "Cyberworld." "Cyberworld", which is to be comprised of eight animated sequences, will ultimately include the computer-generated "Homer3" segment from "Treehouse of Horror VI," in which Homer is sucked into the third dimension. Also to be included are scenes from DreamWorks' "Antz," Sony's "Monkey Brain Sushi," and a new Pet Shop Boys video. Dharma & Greg's Jenna Elfman will provide the voice of Phig, cyber-hostess of the film, which takes place in a futuristic museum. "Cyberworld" will be released to IMAX theaters worldwide in October of 2000.

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  7. TV to Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everytime it seems that they make a movie based on a hit Television show it's a sign of the end for the popularity of the TV show!
    For example look what happened to The Mighty Morphing Power Rangers, god how will I ever live without my Pink Ranger.

    1. Re:TV to Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example look what happened to The Mighty Morphing Power Rangers, god how will I ever live without my Pink Ranger.
      Hey, let's have a teletubbies movie so that we can finish that one, fast, please... (btw. anyone remember what Homer said about them? something about "gay related,,, something something")

  8. Maggy needs to grow up and say something... by torpor · · Score: 2

    ... think about it, she's the sleeper character in the Simpsons.

    If they did it right, they could grow Maggy into a new character that sustains the Simpsons for another couple of seasons.

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    1. Re:Maggy needs to grow up and say something... by labiss · · Score: 1

      the simpsons do *not* grow
      period

      that is just the way it is

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    2. Re:Maggy needs to grow up and say something... by Beanowulf · · Score: 1

      I disagree, having Maggie talk won't be able to keep this grand old Methuselah alive. Remember the episodes with Gill? Nice attampt at a new charachter, but it wasn't enough. Before I go any further, let me say that living in Australia I'm a few seasons behind, so excuse my ignorance on any particulars... I agree with the idea of killing them all off in a movie, if there was going to be one. Maybe Homer could cause a spectacular meltdown or something.

    3. Re:Maggy needs to grow up and say something... by lizrd · · Score: 2

      No way!! Maggie Makes her statement just with the little suck, suck sound. She is already far and away the best character on the show. Ruining her with a new catch phrase would completely kill the vibe of the show.

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    4. Re:Maggy needs to grow up and say something... by Yardley · · Score: 1

      Um, Maggie has spoken. Not going to take the time to look it up, but it was a much hyped episode probably during the 4th/5th season timespan. Bette Midler did the voice, IIRC.

      Here's the unofficial repository of all that is Simpson's if someone hasn't already mentioned it:

      http://www.snpp.com/

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    5. Re:Maggy needs to grow up and say something... by Yardley · · Score: 1

      Here you go. 4th season/8th episode. Maggie says... (you'll have to check it out yourself)

      http://www.snpp.com/episodes/9F08.html

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    6. Re:Maggy needs to grow up and say something... by Yardley · · Score: 1

      Oh, and I was wrong. Elizabeth Taylor is the special guest voice for Maggie.

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    7. Re:Maggy needs to grow up and say something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Simpsons must grow, because several of them have celebrated birthdays on the show, including Marge, Maggie, Bart, Lisa, Homer, Milhouse, Martin...

    8. Re:Maggy needs to grow up and say something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was Elizabeth Taylor

    9. Re:Maggy needs to grow up and say something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bart's had his tenth birthday several times.

    10. Re:Maggy needs to grow up and say something... by ooky · · Score: 1

      There are so many things wrong with this statement I don't where to begin.

      Maggie is the smartest character on the show. Lisa is very intelligent, but sometimes gets carried away with all of her enviro-feminist-vegetarian leanings. Maggie acts (with the possible exception of Marge) like the oldest, wisest character on the show. Any part that involves her I automatically love, and not just because she's so cute. Think about how great she was when:

      -she gives Homer her pacifier because he doesn't have a beer and then magicallyu produces another one from behind her back
      -Bart fed her coffee ice cream and she was so wired that she climbed the shower curtains, etc.
      -she dances (remember when Homer's Mom comes back and notes that "the spirit of the sixties is still alive in you kids" and Maggie is dancing with 'Ban the Bottle' written across her chest, Laugh In style?)
      I could go on but I won't. And besides, the show doesn't need anything to "sustain" it - its true fan base is both extremely large, loyal, untiring, and rabid. Most people I know my age (and my little brother's age) with any sense of humor at all consider this to be the greatest TV show ever made (narrowly but decisively beating out South Park), and feel that it only gets better with time.

      Besides, one of the greatest things about the show is, like Calvin and Hobbes, they never get any older, but they do remember what has happened to them in previous episodes!

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    11. Re:Maggy needs to grow up and say something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There was one episode where Maggie does grow up, when Lisa visits a fortune teller at a Ren Faire, who fortells her future love...Maggie the teenager is always interrupted before she can say anything.

      Then there was that halloween episode where Homer uses the modified toaster to keep popping into alternate historical timelines....in one of which, Maggie, speaking with a voice that sounds like James Earl Jones, informs Homer that "This reality is very disturbing!"

      Pretty funny edisode. "Donuts? What are donuts?"

      "Oh, look, it's raining outside!"

  9. Yes! Finally by Obsoereet · · Score: 0

    I have been waiting for something like this for awhile, and now my ships come in. I hope it turns out as good as the South Park Movie, though, I have my doubts. Lets pray.

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  10. Information on Simpsons Movie by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 4

    Lots of handy information here - it actually sounds pretty unlikely from what they have said over the years. Ford Prefect

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  11. Maybe not a good idea.. by morpheus_ · · Score: 1

    Usually, TV series suffer when they make the big screen jump. Maybe it's because it's hard for the producers to find a good way to make the translations, maybe us (me) spectators aren't used to the change, or maybe we've just had bad luck. Still waiting for the tv-series-gone-movie to prove me wrong. If it were to be The Simpsons, I'd be happy as hell! PS: Bring back The Critic!!

    1. Re:Maybe not a good idea.. by cloudmaster · · Score: 1
      PS: Bring back The Critic!!

      I second that. Good thing you can catch the Critic on Cartoon Network (or is it comedy central? I only watch 2 channels of TV...) once in a while... It'd sure be nice to have some new episodes, though.

    2. Re:Maybe not a good idea.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PS: Bring back The Critic!!

      Yes! That was a great show and I'm glad I can still catch the reruns on Comedy Central. It was also nice to see Lovitz in steady work...

      Everyone remember the Critic episode of the Simpsons? ;-)

    3. Re:Maybe not a good idea.. by Hrunting · · Score: 3

      X-Files.

      X-Files made a pretty decent movie for a television series that both drew from the history of the show and stood on its own as an excellent plot. When they returned to the series, not only did they do a great job of integrating the movie back into the plotline without too much dependency, but it almost seemed to give the series a new vibrancy.

      But then again, X-Files is a very different type of television show that is almost more suited for the big screen than it is for the small screen.

  12. Who will play homer? by jailbrekr2 · · Score: 4

    The guy would have to be bald. overweight, and rather thick... hmmmmm.....

    William Shatner?

    Doh!

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    1. Re:Who will play homer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who said it wasn't going to be animated?

    2. Re:Who will play homer? by CoffeeNowDammit · · Score: 1

      "A lot of people say I look like Dan Ackroyd"
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  13. quit before you suck by epi4b · · Score: 2

    The simpsons is tired. i can't remember the last time a new episode was good all the way through. in the classic episodes, the whole story would work together and the freaky side stuff would somehow all relate. the new episodes are just a bunch of jokes the writers thought up, just strewn together. sort of like that futurama crap. if they do a movie, i hope they use it to end the simpsons for good. quit before you suck, like they did with seinfeld. ed

    1. Re:quit before you suck by Stavr0 · · Score: 2

      Oops. Too late.
      Forget the movie... it should have been done 3-4 years ago. If there is a movie, it should come after the series is ended.
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  14. Um, I'm Not So Sure by Syn.Terra · · Score: 4

    The reason South Park "scaled" so well is because the producers took a new attitude towards the movie. It wasn't just another episode of South Park: it was a sick, twisted extravaganza which actually spent 1/5 of its total production time in the Censors office, trying to get whittled down from an NC-17 rating.

    But here are some reasons why I think the Simpson's can't manage a full-length movie:

    • This latest season has been a steady downhill ride from their usual stuff. Blantant comments by the writers? Killing of major characters? People's severed legs flying off and kicking footballs in? Does this sound like the series is on its last legs (nopunintended) to anyone else?
    • One major feature of a Simpson's episode is to spend the first 5 solid minutes leading up to the main plot. This idea is a real show-seller for the series, and it certainly wouldn't transfer well to a 90 minute film.
    • Just how many times can Homer say "do'h" in a 90 minute period before it gets passe? Double digits, easily, but still...
    • It takes months to make a single episode (as another Slashdotter pointed out) and the time it would take to make a movie 3 times as long as an episode would be much too long to do while the seeason is going on.

    I hate to be pessimistic, but I'd hate a bad Simpson's movie even more. I mean, 10 years... to end with a crappy film would be just plain shameful.


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    1. Re:Um, I'm Not So Sure by wass · · Score: 1

      From what I've heard (and I don't remember the source, but I think it may have been a radio interview with one of the show's writers or producers or something, but basically don't quote me on this) : the show was decided to be NC-17. So basically Matt and Trey figured why not make it even more over-the-top, so they added some pretty twisted stuff to it. Then, shortly before it hit the theaters, somehow it was reduced to R, which really shocked them, but they obviously didn't fight it.

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    2. Re:Um, I'm Not So Sure by Fat+Lenny · · Score: 1
      I think the Simpsons themselves are a lot like the "Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores" segment in one of the Halloween episodes. The only way they're going away is if people stop watching, which they touched upon in another episode...

      They're just cartoon characters! It's not like they get older, or can't change personalities for the better at the drop of a hat. How many people like the "Sad Lisa" or "Bad Bart" phases of the show?

      I think the staff has their finger on the pulse of the fan base, and could keep the show going for another ten years with the blessings of Fox and its voice talent.

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    3. Re:Um, I'm Not So Sure by B.+Samedi · · Score: 2

      In an interview with about South Park it was said that every time one of the censors made a comment about a scene they made it even worse. They kept doing this and eventually the movie got a R rating for some bizzare reason. Or it might have just been along the lines of a publicity stunt to sell the movie more. "Hey, we tricked the censors by just making worse and worse! After a while they couldn't take it and gave it a R!" And the more I think about it the more sense it makes. (So I'm a little off topic)


    4. Re:Um, I'm Not So Sure by nebular · · Score: 1

      Actually it was the studio who wanted to bring the movie down from NC-17 and Matt and Trey wanted R or worse. In an interview in Details magazine they explained how they wanted to do everythnig that they couldn't do on TV. They wanted to go all out and put every sick twisted idea they had into film. They fought for the R rating

    5. Re:Um, I'm Not So Sure by bjb · · Score: 1
      I agree that the show seems to be on it's last leg. Actually, it's looked like it has been that way for a few years now.

      I recall looking at the show about 3 or 4 years ago and thinking that they were running out of ideas. The reason I thought this was because I was watching an episode where the writing had certainly gone "insane". Rather, instead of the typical humorous Simpsons writing, it had gone to something completely "out there". I liked it, but it was a style of writing they had not touched before, so some proverbial can was pulled off the shelf that had never been considered before.

      This last season has been funny, but I think the last truely great season was about two years ago. I love the Simpsons, but I think its time to put it to rest and let it live on in syndication heaven.

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    6. Re:Um, I'm Not So Sure by Blake · · Score: 1

      "Worst Episode Ever."

      Later,
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  15. more info at www.nypost.com by thal · · Score: 3

    i happened to find a new york post on the subway on the way to school and read an article about the simpsons movie which can be found here: http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/1251 .htm.

    in any case, i'd love a simpsons movie. this is the last season, so it's a good time for it, etc, etc. i'm quite disappointed with how fox is giving futurama the timeslot shaft for malcolm in the middle.

  16. Bring back the writers by 348 · · Score: 4

    If they make this movie with the writing staff they had this year it's going to suck big time. This season, the show has was lame and it's dedicated followers even dropped off. If they want to make a big splash and possible revive the series to its former glory they need to bring back the magic that Conan O'Brien, James L. Brooks, David Mirkin, and a bunch of the writers who left the show who left to work on Futurama last year. Futurama is funny this year and the Simsons just went to the dogs.

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    1. Re:Bring back the writers by Nagash · · Score: 4

      Perhaps I am in a vast minority here, but I don't think the show has really been as bad as people seem to think. I've seen every episode this year (except the flying football limb thing - damn!) and I've been laughing the whole time.

      The show is a different flavour of goofy. I've seen the old ones a zillion times and yes, when Conon was a producer/writer, it was downright wacky. It still is. I'll be quite honest in saying that I'm glad the show is not exactly the same as it was in the 3-4-5 seasons. That gets tiresome.

      People said the episode where Maude dies wasn't funny. I must have missed something - that eulogy was hilarious! Plus, the fact she was killed by t-shirt cannons. That's just silly. Also, the other week the episode with the horse and the Comic Book Guy wearing the "Worst Episode Ever" t-shirt. Classic.

      I don't know. I think everyone who says "This season sucks!" after every season since number 5 (or 6) just doesn't get it, but it is totally subjective, after all. Oh well - I think you're missing out. Of course, that happens with lots of TV shows and the writers of The Simpsons know it. You can tell in the way they do things now, by making total fun of the entire process of their art. In all honesty, the show is crazier now than it was when it started. Sometimes, they do anti-Simpsons episodes - just 'cause. That's why it's funny. Maybe they are trying to make the "This season sucks!" people mad. I find it very amusing.

      But that's just me...

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    2. Re:Bring back the writers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. It's still real funny. Remember the land of the jockeys?

    3. Re:Bring back the writers by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

      Agreed! I think the Simpson are still going strong. In a world of instant pop-culture, backstreet boys, britney spears, yoyos and pokemon, it's good to see something familiar still kicking ass. Simpsons is a cultural icon. I think Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy (the earlier episodes especially), and That 70s Show are the few redeeming things left on tv.

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  17. Critical Alert -> Halt! Information overload by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    .

    What does this got to do with news for nerds, Stuff that matters?

    Don't release by releasing otherwise it's going to be information overload.

    1. Re:Critical Alert -> Halt! Information overload by rshane · · Score: 1

      If you'll remember, this is Taco's site, and he can post whatever the hell he feels like posting. Otherwise, it would be "Hotgrits- Stuff for anonymous cowards." If you don't like it, then leave. We certainly could have done without your comment.

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    2. Re:Critical Alert -> Halt! Information overload by cybear · · Score: 1
      Yeah, that's right.

      Slashdot
      News for Nerds. Stuff that Matters. Things that interest only me.

      Wouldn't that be an interesting site? Just take it for granted you won't want to read everything.

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  18. Re:quit before you suck (semi-spoiler) by wass · · Score: 1

    Did you see last Sunday's episdode? (2/17/2000)? It may have been a re-run, but I've never seen it before. Anyway, basically they killed off Maude Flanders. Just like that, out of the blue. I totally wasn't expecting it. It was crazy. Anyway, besides that fact, the rest of the episode was totally funny, I was laughing out loud many many times, which I usually don't do on a 'typical' simpsons. if this is a newer episode, than they're still good for me (unless this was a freak good show, or something)...

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  19. I can picture the songs now... by VValdo · · Score: 0


    Millhouse Town
    Shut Yer Fuckin' Face, Ned Flanders
    Blame Springfield
    Doh!, Mmkay...
    What Would Troy McClure Do?
    Up There (at the Kwiki-Mart)
    I'm Krusty! Thanks For Asking
    Bart's Mom's a Big Fat Bitch
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    1. Re:I can picture the songs now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd go with 'Blame Shelbyville'....

    2. Re:I can picture the songs now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good call... the only one I disagree with is "blame springfield", it should be "blame shelbyville". btw, know what ruled? the shelbyville episode with the lemon tree. God that was funny. bye.

    3. Re:I can picture the songs now... by Spire · · Score: 1
      Blame Springfield

      Don't you mean Blame Shelbyville?

      What Would Troy McClure Do?

      How about: What Would Waylon Smithers Do?

      Bart's Mom's a Big Fat Bitch

      More like Ralph's mom. Bart's mom is hot! (God, did I just type that? Oh well -- I could be worse.)

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  20. Matt Groening in Wired by SexyJesus · · Score: 2

    Shortly before Futurama first aired, there was an interview with Matt Groening in Wired.

    In the article he mentioned that he felt that Futurama had a better potential for movie development and that he personally thought the Simpsons were too limiting to expand into a feature film.

  21. Re:It's official by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, if it makes you feel better... you're moderated as "offtopic" now. And please, go bitch elsewhere.

  22. Why not? Because... by jeremy+f · · Score: 4

    One of the former writers from The Simpsons, Mike Reiss, recently came and spoke to our University. One of the questions asked of him was "What exactly does Matt Groenig do on the show?". His response was "if you want to know what Matt Groening did on The Simpsons, ask yourself what Walt Disney did on Toy Story."

    Someone else asked why a Simpsons Movie has not yet been created. His answer was simple: if a Simpsons movie WAS to be created, Matt Groenig would be the one to write, produce, and direct it.

    And that's why there hasn't been a Simpsons movie yet.



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  23. Re:score 2 interesting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, and quit demonstrating your intelligence to the masses

    How do you know your frend isn't a moderator?

    Oh, and I do not know any moderators. Check your facts before you flame.

    Everyone on slashdot gets to moderate once in a while, and how the hell would this person be able to tell if you knew any moderators or not? Not that I have a problem with your (top level) post, or its moderation. But this reply here is really stupid. Maybe you should check your facts.

  24. Re:score 2 interesting? by jailbrekr2 · · Score: 0

    Do I ever cease to be stupid? Nope. Never. Not me.

    The comment was targeted at a clueless AC, not thinking people. Chill and take yer finger away from the 'flame' key. Save it for someone who needs it.

    JB.

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  25. Conan O'Brien by British · · Score: 1

    I don't know how much Conan writes into his show, but he has some of THE most off the wall humor that sets it apart.

    He showed two commercials that air in Houston. Now, mind you, his show airs at 2:10 am there and in between, have these two awful locally produced commercials. one was a wacko going nuts selling chainsaws, the other sold furniture for some company. They held a contest for best commercial, and chainsaw guy won.

    Then here comes the magic. COnan said "here's the response we got when we told him that he won". Then they looped the chainsaw guy who was swingin' a saw around going "oh oh oh !" over and over. That simple video edit was hilarious. The losing contestant got a $500 GC to, the place he advertised for. heh.

    and don't get me started with the infamous staring contests. too bad andy's leaving

    1. Re:Conan O'Brien by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When is Andy leaving? I didn't hear about that!

  26. DOH! by Mushy · · Score: 0

    I lost the 1st..wait..2nd...umm...42nd post.

  27. not until the series is done. by matman · · Score: 1

    I doubt that we'd see a simpsons movie until the series ends. Then ppl will be more desperate for fresh material. But it sounds feasable. I mean, they'll probably make one later on... may as well milk the simpsons for all that they're worth :)

  28. State of the Yellow Address by President+Clinton · · Score: 3
    My fellow Americans, it is an honor and a privelege to speak regarding this momentous occasion. Only in America could a spirited cartoonist, fifteen minutes before needing to present a new concept, simply drew crude scribbles based on members of his own American family, and now, fifteen years later, it is soon to be hitting our American silver screens across this grand nation. Only in America could this concept, fueled by the unending labors of underpaid Korean animators, could this be the pop phenomenon fueling our way into the new millennium.

    My fellow Americans, this is a momentous occasion indeed, and I wish the best of luck to our own Mr. Groenigs future.

    And speaking of future, have you watched his other show, Futurama? It is a wonderful portrayal of our great nation's spirit and ingenuity for this millennium, and the millenniums to come.

    Thanks to Mr. Groenig, we can keep our hope alive for the next two thousand years.

    Thank you, and God bless.

  29. Re:quit before you suck (semi-spoiler) by cybercuzco · · Score: 4
    yes, this was a new episode, and yes, it did rock. Homer on the bed of pearls? Hilarious. A lot of people seem to be badmouthing this season, but i think it has been one of their best seasons in a long time, its just that people expect so much from the simpsons, that when it isnt the funniest thing they have seen in their entire lives, they're dissapointed. If you look at this season objectively, it has been very good, none of the episodes sucked, and none of them got too preachy ( like Ziggy, foul temptress) The simpsons still are just as funny as they were in the beginning, its just peoples expectations of how funny they should be have changed. Just enjoy the show people, dont compare it to all the other shows.

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  30. Re:It's official by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    please shove your own bitch right back up your ass. Maybe with a bowl of steaming hot grits, nonetheless.

  31. Simpsons too confining? by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 3

    I'm under the impression that Matt Groening and many of the other Simpsons people found the Simpsons universe almost a little too confining in a way. Only so many things can happen to an average American family, after all (well, without the beetle-browed denizens of alt.tv.simpsons complaining too much...)

    Some of my favourite parts of the Simpsons are when the writers go utterly and totally nuts; a lot of my favourite Simpsons moments are like this (Homer in Space? Homer^3? Itchy and Scratchy Land?) The Halloween episodes are a good example of this - the writers basically get a chance to let anything happen, and play with the consequences.

    In a way, Futurama is the logical extension. Want a planet filled with human-hating robots? Suicide booths? A homicidal Father Christmas? Coin-operated prostitution droids? A Matrix comprised of senile pensioners? Civilisation-building parasites? Easy. And it doesn't even have to be Halloween either. :-)

    I've seen the latest Simpsons and Futurama (despite being in the UK, don't ask) and the Futurama ('I have a plan so devious...') knocked spots off the Simpsons (character killed off for no apparent reason - D'oh!) Oh, and any cartoon that can make P vs NP and 2001 jokes wins points from me.

    A Simpsons film could be excellent; it could also be a terrible disappointment. If it was a success, it would be a nice way of making them go out with a bang instead of a whimper.

    BTW, a third Futurama season (with 22 episodes) has been confirmed. There's an interesting interview here, along with loads of other cool stuff. :-)

    Ford Prefect

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    1. Re:Simpsons too confining? by DonGenaro · · Score: 1

      I Just Have 2 things to say

      1) MAGIC POWERS!!!

      2) Wedding after Wedding after Wedding!!!!

    2. Re:Simpsons too confining? by Bent_MG · · Score: 1

      ...and a talking alien named Osmodiar that only Homer can see!

      "Damn straight, Troy, my man!"

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  32. Re:quit before you suck (semi-spoiler) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Actually.... It was announced a month+ ago that one of the characters was going to die to improve ratings. Speculation was Skinner, Moe, or Maude. The voice of Maude moved to Colorado last year, so she was a good bet to be a sacrificial lamb to the nielsons.

    Does anybody remember the 'pulp-simpson' cartoons that are floating around on the net somewhere? They were amazingly funny rough sketches (by simpson artists) of simpson characters acting out pulp simpson scenes. The picture of Smithers gimping Burns was hilarious :-)

  33. Pulp simpsons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anybody have a URL for any 'pulp-simpson' cartoons that are floating around on the net somewhere? They were amazingly funny rough sketches (by simpson artists) of simpson characters acting out pulp simpson scenes. The picture of Smithers gimping Burns was hilarious :-)

    1. Re:Pulp simpsons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  34. Re:It's official by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    quit your whining!

  35. For this movie to succeed... by hank · · Score: 4

    ...they're going to need to introduce new material. While any diehard Simpsons fan will go to see the movie, it'll quickly lose interest unless they introduce a new character, or a major new thing to the show.

    Another great way to follow through with the movie would be to incorporate the ending of the movie in with some of the television episodes about a month or a month and a half after the release of the movie. How do you all feel?

    Anyone know if South Park incorporated the ending of their movie into some of their new episodes?

    1. Re:For this movie to succeed... by superkorn · · Score: 1

      "Introducing new material" sounds dangerously like when they tried to introduce "Poochy" to Itchy and Scratchy.....life imitating art? On another note, as far as I can tell south park tv has had nothing to do with the movie, although with some exceptions the episdoes have nothing to do with each other anyway so it is not really such a great example.

  36. Interesting by NatePWIII · · Score: 1

    You know you're a geek when you refer to something going from TV to the big screen as "scaling". That's priceless. Referring to a woman who you knew years ago as a pigtailed little girl: Wow, she sure scaled well. Amusing.


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  37. no conan by el+jefe · · Score: 0

    Ugh. Please don't involve conan if this happens. If you look at the shows that conan produced, they're the worst simpsons episodes. The original simpson producers that left to work on 'the critic' were the best. Watching a conan-era simpsons is like watching fox's 'The Family Guy'.
    (Here's a great idea: Have a character mention a "funny" situation during the program, then show that funny situation actually taking place, then go back to the main plot. Repeat 50 times in a half hour show. That's the family guy!) As crusty would say, Oy!

    1. Re:no conan by eskimonkey · · Score: 1

      No way! Monorail ep is a classic...

    2. Re:no conan by AfroRyan · · Score: 1
      FIRST OFF, we learned in grammar school that when we make statements, we back them up with specific evidence, or at LEAST a reason for stating our comments. Nice try, though!

      Anyways, how could you possibly dislike Conan's work on the Simpsons? Several hilarious jokes and visual gags of his style are evident in many episodes, not to mention that one of his two solo Simpsons episodes is "Marge Vs. the Monorail"; That is EASILY one of the greatest episodes of the series, slightly below "In Marge We Trust". Mr. Sparkle is the MAN...

      Afro Ryan

  38. Why not? Because it would have already happened.. by SuperG · · Score: 3

    This may seem a trifle contrived, but as I see it, there won't be a feature film now, simply because it hasn't happened yet, ie. if it was ever going to happen it would have happened _way_ earlier.

    What makes me say this? Well, first of all I would have thought the pressure to do a Simpsons movie would have been pretty massive earlier in it's history, when the hype etc. about it was MASSIVE, say after season 3 maybe. That's when everybody, and their dog, and their dog's friends, would have gone to see it.

    I'm not saying lots wouldn't go see it now, I'm just saying that it seems a little late in the day for a full-length feature to come out.

    To generalize a little (and open myself up to flaming), other cartoon feature films, such as Beavis and Butthead, and South Park, have been released pretty early on as well. This could be related to the fact that they don't have the staying power and broad appeal of The Simpsons, but is still related.

    And yes, I know it's early days for South Park (compared to The Simpsons), and it may still be around in 10 years, but it definitely doesn't have the whole from 4 year olds to grandparents appeal of The Simpsons.

    Cheers.

  39. Dead easy to find :-) by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 2

    http://www.jinxworld.com/bonus.htm

    Found by typing 'simpsons "pulp fiction"' into Google, then pressing 'I'm feeling lucky'.

    I'm going to have to redraw and colourise that Apu picture...

    God, I love Google. :-)

    Ford Prefect

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    1. Re:Dead easy to find :-) by Gid1 · · Score: 1

      Here's my redraw/color of the 'At Last!' shot. Bit of a rush job, I'm afraid.

  40. Re:quit before you suck (semi-spoiler) by Yardley · · Score: 1

    Here it is in all its glory -- Pulp Simpsons!.

    http://www.jinxworld.com/bonus.htm

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  41. Microsoft Thread (OT) by 348 · · Score: 1
    If you are looking for the Microsoft open source thread it can be found here

    Kurt, Your DB move failed again.

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  42. Hesitant... by ChristianBaekkelund · · Score: 1
    South Park scaled well to the big screen?...well, personally there at least, I beg to differ! Obviously some out there disagree with me, but I thought most of the things that worked well for South Park as a half hour TV show just weren't there as part of a full 90(?) minute movie. Many of the effects of the show that make it funny are due to the fact that it is a TV show and it is only half an hour. And I think the same would apply to The Simpsons.

    Also, someone mentioned that it would work due to all those 2 and 3 part episodes. Well, I disagree here too. First, those worked so well, again, because they were different episodes: cliffhangers were left, season finales worked into season premieres, etc. String them together and a lot of the excitement is lost. Additionally, a half-hour TV show minus commercials and opening equates down to approximately 24 minutes. At that rate, we're talking the equivalent of FOUR Simpsons episodes back to back, not just 2 or so.

    So could it be done?...maybe if done carefully. Sould it be done?...I am not sure, because I am not sure those that do will do it carefully enough. If they can, do I hope it will be done?...definitely!

  43. Bleh by Legion303 · · Score: 1
    If they make a movie, it had better be far superior to the idiotic comic strip.

    -Legion

  44. Simpsons already *was* a movie!!! by Acceleration · · Score: 1

    Silly kiddies. Long before the series, the Simpsons were a series of animated shorts that appeared in theatres.

    1. Re:Simpsons already *was* a movie!!! by Pascal+Q.+Porcupine · · Score: 1

      Not quite. It was a series of animated shorts which appeared during the Tracey Ullman show.
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  45. I'll boycott it. by thales · · Score: 2

    MPAA member Fox would release it, So I won't be seeing any Simpsons movies, Untill the DeCSS lawsuits are dropped.

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  46. Beatles Reunion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those would be great songs and it would even be better if the fab four reunited to record those songs. "Up There" sounds like a possible Beatles song with the promise of the word "high" and MmKay kinda sounds like monkey. What you guys think, should John, Paul, George, and Ringo get back together to satisfy all?

  47. no thanks by chessbot9000 · · Score: 1

    I'm inclined to keep watching my favorite show on TV. Beyond the satisfaction of hearing Bart and Homer swear, I can't think of any other reason that a movie version would be better.

    1. Re:no thanks by Skim123 · · Score: 2
      Beyond the satisfaction of hearing Bart and Homer swear, I can't think of any other reason that a movie version would be better

      Full frontal nudity of Marge.

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  48. I've been trying to reunite all 4 Beatles... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but I haven't been able to get a clean shot.

    1. Re:I've been trying to reunite all 4 Beatles... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I bad because that made me laugh out loud?

    2. Re:I've been trying to reunite all 4 Beatles... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahaha hahahaha. that's fucking hilarious

  49. The seventh trumpet before the doom of yet another by _bug_ · · Score: 1
    First off, I'm not particularly impressed with this last season of the Simpsons. I think they're trying too hard to be more crude, but in a semi-smart way, to take back the viewership that South Park stole. And it just isn't working.

    A lot of the writing, IMO, for the past season, has been horrible. I think the series run has been great, but stop beating a dead horse. The show is over. Let it continue in reruns. Let us enjoy the fond memories. But it's over. The longer they drag the series on, the more viewers they're going to loose.

    That said. The movie is a horrible idea. It can only get worse. Half-hour TV shows don't move to the big screen well. There hasn't be a successful move yet. And don't anyone try to bring up the Transformers as a counter to that.

    I say, let this be the last season, then, if they must, do a final farewell movie.

    But if the show must stoop to the level of killing of a second-rate character and hype it up JUST to get people interested... well that should be a signal to us all.

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  50. MAUDE FLANDERS NAK.... by Uruk · · Score: 1

    Oh forget it, it's just too easy. :)

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    1. Re:MAUDE FLANDERS NAK.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Loser...he was a regular +2, he didn't get mod'd up.

  51. Homer Goes to College by DrLoveMD · · Score: 1

    I think that a lot of people are being too harsh on this season, and also too harsh on futurama (which IMHO is awesome!). this season hasn't been *that* bad... but there is no doubt that it is paling in comparison to the days when Conan, John Schwartzwelder, and Sam Simon were all writing together. if they could get all three together and write a movie in the same vein as Homer Goes to College and Rosebud (the episode with Bobo, Mr. Burn's bear), i would be first in line. hell, if they could get it HALF as funny, i'd be first in line! even if the simpsons goes off the air soon, it will never REALLY go off the air (what with syndication and occasional references on futurama). i just hope that if the movie is made it isn't live action or hastily thrown together. there's my .02...

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    1. Re:Homer Goes to College by CoffeeNowDammit · · Score: 1
      ...and Rosebud (the episode with Bobo, Mr. Burn's bear)...

      I still laugh my ass off when I think of the band Smithers hired to sing "Happy Birthday" to Mister Burns.
      "Please welcome, ladies and gentlemen, the Ramones..."

      Arguably their best piece of guest star casting ever.

      Joey Ramone: "I think they liked us.."
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  52. rumours of the last season? by zer0k · · Score: 1

    I like the idea of a simpsons movie, but if I recall correctly its already been thought about. At one point after "3d homer" I read something about plans for a "live action simpsons" movie. Thats all i read, and never heard anything about it again.
    On a side note...
    Admittedly my sources aren't very solid, but lately a friend of mine who, "talks to a simpsons illustrator" has been saying that this is the last season of the show. Anyone else heard anything like this?
    If it is true, it makes me wonder about the current Maude Flanders contract negotiation failure, and the increased pay and contract extension of other voices on the show.

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  53. A spin off from an episode would be good. by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1
    While it's not my favourite episode, I would LOVE to see a movie, if they do one, with the Stonecutters in it. Of course you'd HAVE to have Patrick Stewart back to do the voice of the lead Stonecutter. Maybe I'm just sold on it due to the Stonecutters song. "Who holds the back the electric car... Who made Steve Guttenberg a STAR!" Classic. And The Simpsons has gone down hill lately, but not anywhere near as bad as it got at 1 point 2 seasons ago.

    And for the record, I get 2 hours of The Simpsons a day. An hour on Fox, an episode on the CBC, and another one later on a local channel. And I still sit and watch whenever I can.

  54. Simpsons repeats by Myrrh · · Score: 1

    Here in NM we used to get the Simpsons twice a day. The only problem was, the station would show the same episodes over and over ... they had something like two seasons of episodes, which they would play in sequence. They did this for years, and if you were good enough you could accurately predict which episode would play on a given day. Needless to say I got tired of seeing 1/5 of all the possible Simpsons episodes.

    Does anyone know why the stations do this? Is it because they only purchase seasons in blocks, or something? Or is it just because our station in Albuquerque is messed-up or cheap?

  55. Style isn't right by Shaheen · · Score: 3

    I am an avid fan of The Simpsons - I have seen every episode and have my own library of approximately half the existent episodes.

    However, I don't believe that The Simpsons would "scale" well to the big screen. Why? Well, look at most Simpsons episodes - they are mainly slap-stick comedy, with the very well placed satire and parody embedded in the script and visual gags.

    Would that work on the big screen? Or should I say, would it work for more than an hour? Or even close to an hour and a half?

    I doubt it. Sure, it would be a great moneymaker - it'd be like Star Wars, people knew it sucked compared to the hype, but they went and saw it anyway because everyone else was doing it.

    However, I truly believe Matt Groening isn't as interested in money as the network producers are. He has always been keen on placing rich satire about life into a comedic, cartoony sense.

    In an interview, I read that Groening sold Futurama to FOX by saying "Here's another show by me - the guy who created The Simpsons! And it's just as good as The Simpsons!" Of course, FOX saw dollar signs. Though, that's not what Groening created the show for, and it shows in the show's unique style that is Groening.

    In any case, that's just why I think there hasn't, and won't be, a Simpsons movie coming any time soon.

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    1. Re:Style isn't right by jkubecki · · Score: 1

      However, I don't believe that The Simpsons would "scale" well to the big screen. Why? Well, look at most Simpsons episodes - they are mainly slap-stick comedy, with the very well placed satire and parody embedded in the script and visual gags.

      Would that work on the big screen? Or should I say, would it work for more than an hour? Or even close to an hour and a half?

      Two words: Farrelly Brothers. You've basically just described Dumb & Dumber, Something About Mary, etc.. They didn't do too shabby at the box office.

  56. Re:The seventh trumpet before the doom of yet anot by rider · · Score: 1
    You know, this kind of rant goes on with every show that has been on for numerous seasons.

    Yeah, The Simpsons may not be as great as they were, but it's still one of the better shows on TV. And while they may not hit the mark as often as they did (or we would now like, since expectations are higher), it still rarely fails to create LOL humor.

    As for the hype of killing Maude, I believe it was sweeps week, and all the networks were hyping their shows. Nothing draws viewers like sensationalism! How else could that other crap on Fox air? (Who wants to Marry...?)

    Besides, it was just 2 seasons ago which produced the chili cook-off episode...a true classic and one of the best of all time. After 10 years, ideas just don't seem as original as our expectations for brilliance are too high.

    A movie could work...although I'd rather see another season than a movie...

  57. What kind of story would it have? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they did a Simpsons movie its hard to imagine what kind of story it would involve. Would probably be something involving aliens invading, them going on a vacation somewhere, or showing them in the future. Those are the only things I can think of that could take up the time an avg movie last. Just hard to imagine them making the movie not seem like 3 or 4 regular episodes combined into one.

  58. The animation process by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5
    Once the script has been completed and approved, an artist is assigned the task of creating a storyboard of that script. The storyboard consists of rough sketches that portray the action of the story, often resembling a comic strip. Beneath each sketch is a short description of the action, any camera movements, and any dialog.

    Dialog and the musical score are recorded. This process does not occur until later in the production of a movie, but for an animated movie, the dialog and music must first be recorded so that the artists can synchronize their drawings to it.

    A layout artist works in conjunction with the director to determine what will be in each scene, how each character will look, and how the story can best be broken into scenes. Once this process is complete, the layout artists prepare drawings to guide the background artists and animators.

    The background artists are responsible for drawing all of the backgrounds found in the animated movie. A background is considered anything in the scene except for the characters and anything else that those characters might interact with (for example, if a character picks up a book from a table, that book is not part of the background).

    The animators are responsible for drawing each character's movements on seperate drawings. It takes 24 of these drawings to make one second of film. Usually, different animators are assigned to different characters. The animators work from a timing chart. The timing chart indicates the number of frames, or seperate pictures, needed for the particular character to express each word of previously recorded dialog. For example, the timing chart may show that the character has to say the word "hello" in 8 frames. The animators then make 8 seperate drawings in which the character's mouth moves to form the word "hello."

    Because the animators are responsible for drawing up to a million different drawings, the idea of key-framing has been introduced. In the key-framing, the lead animator draws the character in its key-frame position. A key-frame position may occur two or three times every 24 frames (or one second). A key frame means that frame contains the essential action of the scene. A junior animator must then draw all of the drawings necessary in-between the key frames.

    Once the animators have completed their drawings, another group of artists traces them onto sheets of transparent celluloid, called cels, with ink. These cels are then sent to the painting department. At the painting department, a painter paints the proper colors onto the reverse side of the cels.

    The completed cels are then sorted into their proper sequence. The cels and backgrounds are sent to the camera department. At the camera department, the camera operator has an exposure sheet which tells him/her which cels belong with which backgrounds. The appropriate cels are properly layered over the appropriate backgrounds, as they are filmed one frame at a time.

    The sound track is added to the film and the picture is ready for release.

    1. Re:The animation process by Wandie · · Score: 1

      Thinking back to a documentary on "How a Simpsons Episode was made".... I'm not sure if this is still the case but the raw cell/frames are sent over to Korea to be painstakingly painted one by one before getting shipped back for review. This process is repeated untill everything is deemed acceptable.

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  59. And Homer says... by dotslasher2 · · Score: 1

    "Bart! Don't ask stupid questions. Is there nudity?"

  60. Talk About Stuff Like This... by purefizz · · Score: 1

    Well, you all should check out a new slash-based site which has all this kinda stuff! X-Men, Spiderman the movie etc..
    uMoo!
    http://www.uMoo.com/


    [Disclaimer: My friend started it a couple of days ago, so I'm kinda biased]

  61. how closely... by kblix · · Score: 1


    would they stick to the series' storyline? Would Maude Flanders be able to show up in the movie? Either way, I'd rather see another season than a movie...

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  62. Re:score 2 interesting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thou, pronoun. The second personal pronoun singular: in ordinary language supplanted by the plural form you.

    you, pronoun. The nominative and objective plural of thou.: commonly used when a single person is addressed.

    your, possessive corresponding to ye or you. Pertaining or belonging to "you".


    "No, and quit demonstrating your intelligence to the masses. We already know your an idiot."

    For one, it startles me that you know he/she owns an idiot, but you shouldn't assume that everyone else (read: the majority of "the masses") also knows this. Besides, that's improper grammar. "Your" already acts as an article, so "your an" is ambiguous. Try "We already know your idiot."

    Additionally, that "We already know your ... idiot." is disjointed from the preceding sentence. I'd recommend improving your organization to make your posts flow better.

  63. Absolutely agree with you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is entertainment news, it's not news for nerd or stuff that matters. I'm a simpsons fan, but if I want to waste time on it, I'll watch the show or visit their website. Sucky posts like this is why slashdot troll attacks happen. I don't give a shit if someone thinks its taco's website, it's andover.net and va linux shareholders' property now, and if users like me leave because of stupid cartoon posts, they should be displeased.

  64. Re:quit before you suck (semi-spoiler) by Mr.+Feely · · Score: 1
    My expectations of how funny the show should be haven't changed; it's the show that's changing, and changing significantly for the worse. When I watch the syndicated episodes, they are consistently funny, whereas this season's episodes are just terrible. I think I laughed a grand total of three times while watching the last two episodes.

    The problem seems to be that the writers are emphasizing cheap gags at the expense of intelligent humor and consistent characterization. When Ned Flanders can give up God and then go back in the span of two minutes, something is seriously wrong. In the space of one episode, the writers destroyed a character that had been consistently defined in the 10 years of episodes leading up to now. And for what point?

    The writers seem to have lost all sense of subtlety as well; someone should let them know that meta humor is not funny when you hit the audience over the head with it (e.g. "this episode written by Ian Maxtone-Graham"). As much as I hate to say it, the show is degenerating into the type of material that the Simpsons used to make fun of. And that is just sad.

  65. Would the old writers author the movie script? by Skim123 · · Score: 1
    Let's face it - the Simpsons have been far from funny for the past three to four years. I am a huge Simpsons fan, and am a big fan of the syndication, but I find myself changing the channel midway through the new episodes.

    I don't know why the new ones suck, I've always assumed the good writers left and moved on. For example Conan O'Brien, author of a couple of great episodes (Marge vs. the Monorail, for example), obviously left to go do his own thing. Also, I suspect Groening has little to do with the Simpsons since moving on to Futurama.

    In any case, I think a Simpsons movie would be great, but only if they brought back the great writers from earlier seasons. Otherwise, I think the movie would be a waste of time and money.

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  66. Simpsons going downhill by TWR · · Score: 2

    A movie isn't going to fix what ails the show. Here's the problem in a nutshell:

    In the Critic-Simpsons crossover, they make fun of "Football in the Groin."

    A few weeks ago, on the Simpsons ski trip episode, they devoted 20 seconds of screen time to Homer being hit in the groin.

    When you become what you used to parody, it's time to call it quits.

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    1. Re:Simpsons going downhill by bumbobway · · Score: 1

      You suck.

  67. McBain for Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I did hear from someone in LA that a Simpsons Movie is being written. But it centres around the ancillary characters and I believe has a major portion about McBain (the Schwarzeneggeresque action here).

  68. Re: Use of English by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whenn corecting somone's english, pleese rememember taht yu ar expectid too addd sume speelling misteaks sew thatt peeple kan flambe yu bakc.

  69. Do not they use computers now? by Axe · · Score: 1

    For routine parts?

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  70. Oh I hope not by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

    I hope they don't make a simpsons movie in the same way they did the southpark one... Some things don't stay funny longer than a half hour show.

    (Southpark was one of the few films I have walked out on before the end... Did they *have* to have everyone bursting into song every 30 seconds? And do Americans really hate Canadians that much?)

    1. Re:Oh I hope not by Crusher · · Score: 1

      It seems that the saying is true:

      Sarcasm IS wasted on the stupid

    2. Re:Oh I hope not by vyesue · · Score: 1

      yes, we do.

    3. Re:Oh I hope not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (Southpark was one of the few films I have walked out on before the end... Did they *have* to have everyone bursting into song every 30 seconds? And do Americans really hate Canadians that much?)

      No, its not hate, its just that they are easy to poke fun at, eh?

  71. Troll? Leech? by festers · · Score: 1

    What do you call a comment like this? -1, Leech? I think that's it. Anyone who would stoop so low as to repost someone else's Funny comment as their own needs to be dragged out back and have some sense beat into them. This is pathetic
    Hmm, probably shouldn't have even responded to this..what a waste of effort.


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  72. Series... by TheTomcat · · Score: 1

    The Simpsons have shaped our generation. It has evolved from a show that was about a punk kid named Bart to a hilarious satirical poke at North American life.

    One of the beauties of the Simpsons that contributes to its longevity is that the characters simply don't age. This has been the downfall of many a live action sitcom.

    I've been predicting a Simpsons movie to end the series. The Simpsons is the most successful primetime animated series, and will possibly become the longest running sitcom. It turned 10 last year. This only leaves shows like M*A*S*H and Cheers to compete with. A Simpsons movie would, IMHO be an excellent way to end the series.

  73. What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the hell does this have to do with anything? It isn't even based on a rumor! There are a gazillion goddamned movie ideas floating around - is it really worthy of slashdot? If slashdot were a movie it'd be a porno due to all the sucking that's been going on around here.

    1. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely. Is this actually news? Come on Slashdot, you can do better than this.

  74. Oh my! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    William H. Macy as Flanders! I swear, every time I look at that guy I think "Heidelley ho neighbor!"

    1. Re:Oh my! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      William H. Macy as Flanders! I swear, every time I look at that guy I think "Heidelley ho neighbor!"

      Shouldn't that be, "Heidelley ho, neighborino!"?

  75. Waaaay off topic.... by Rigor+Morty · · Score: 1

    ...but since this reminded me; when I first saw the poster for the 'Tigger' movie, I thought it was for a Calvin and Hobbes film. I was actually excited. I wondered, then, about the possibility of seeing other strips/animation make it to the movies. Like Bloom County. I'm curious if others feel the same way...

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  76. Re:Why not? Because it would have already happened by barzok · · Score: 2

    Beavis & Butthead Do America was the beginning of the end for B&B. Sure, it was at least in part due to Mike Judge starting up King of the Hill (how many B&B characters, or at least voices do you hear in there? I see a lot), but I think the movie was too much. Had it been done earlier in the lifetime of the show, maybe it would have been better. But by the time the movie came out, the show had already been "toned down" from the good ol' days and the movie never played to the sick (but damn funny) level the older episodes did.

  77. Re:It's official by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But he's right, this is a gay topic.

    Although, those grits DO sound pretty good. mmm mmm ... mmmm ... mmmmm

  78. AICN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can we have a separate "Crap from AICN" category so I can filter it out?

  79. P vs NP by anvilak · · Score: 1

    Wow! I thought I was the only one who noticed the P and NP joke!

    Cool.

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    (Hmm that last part didn't make sense... sigh)

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  80. Why there WON'T be a Simpsons movie by Laguna+Loire · · Score: 1
    Everyone keeps talking about a Simpsons movie....as a regular in alt.tv.simpsons I am REALLY starting to get sick of hearing about it. Do you know why there WON'T be a Simpsons movie?? It's because there have been too many good TV shows that have be skewered into TERRIBLE movies (think The Flintstones, The Brady Bunch---which was much more appreciated before the movie, even the JETSONS), and now the first thing that anybody thinks of when they see these shows is the movie spinoff! The writers and producers do NOT want this to happen to their show; they would only release a movie is they KNEW it would get a VERY overly positive response, and with the condition that the show has been in for the last 2.5 years (although season 11 HAS been an improvement over the last two), they aren't going to take any risks. South Park was the exception to the rule becasue the South Park movie didn't FOLLOW the rule -- the movie was what the creators intended the TV show to be, but in the land of the free(?) there's still stupid censorship on television.

    Also, MOST of the many people that go into making this show are TOO busy to start a large project like that. If there ever WAS a movie, it wouldn't be until after the show got cancelled.

    Oh, and before you recommend "hey, how about a live action movie?", consider that most of the actors look NOTHING like their characters, so imagine a Homer Simpson with a Dennis Franz voice! And remember that most of the actors (with an exception of Yeardly Smith, who has only played Lisa, Mrs Winfield, Maggie in "Bart vs Thanksgiving" and a couple of chorus extras) play multiple characters, so it would be IMPOSSIBLE to keep all of the voices the same.

    Read http://www.snpp.com/guides/movie.html for a collection of official quotes from the Simpsons staff on the movie

    oh, and if you see ANYTHING about the Simpsons Movie on imdb, remember that this is the same site that once accepted a submission about the Futurama movie, starring Mr T as Fry and French Stewart as Bender!

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  81. Conan? by Hard_Code · · Score: 1

    Conan O'Brien wrote for Simpsons? I never knew that! That kicks ass! I love that guy!

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    1. Re:Conan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes many of the early writers were from Harvard. Did you know Mr. Burns is modelled after Professor Donnovan? Prof. Donnovan worked at Harvard a long time ago, he authored many books including a book on Minix. His most recent book is the following:

      http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/013745621 2/o/qid=950897599/sr=2-1/102-4265245-10944 23

      On the back of the book you can see him.. striking resemblance to Mr. Burns? He even has a gay male assistant. Don't know if he was fired yet, Prof. Burns likes to threaten fire everyone.

      He is filthy rich, and acts _just like_ Mr. Burns... He specializes in technology innovation speeches around the world. He's actually a genius and has a photographic memory.

      He used to be the CEO of Cambridge Technology Group, don't know what happened because www.ctgroup.com is down.

  82. Still no Simpson TV on DVD by Ralph+Bearpark · · Score: 2

    Forget about a movie ... does anyone know why the TV series is still only available on video and not on DVD?

    Regards, Ralph

    1. Re:Still no Simpson TV on DVD by __aapbgd5977 · · Score: 1
      }Forget about a movie ... does anyone know why the TV series is still only available on video and not on DVD?

      The shows probably have the same problem 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' and other Disney movies had - the dirty animators stuck pornographic images all over that you could see going frame to frame...

      No wonder I like those Halloween episodes so much...


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  83. small minded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simpsons is now what it has always been. A serious kick in the testicles of society. Early on no one noticed that and they all laughed at the simple humor. Now the satire is more obvious and the weak minded have had their bubbles burst.
    Incase you didn't notice the comic store guy wearing the "worst eppisode ever" Tshirt was making fun of you losers. The simpsons rocks. Nuff said. Now that I've offended you I'll go live under a bridge.

    "I'm sorry. Did I run over your dogma?"

  84. NEVER!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't ever compare the Simpsons to South Park. *spit* The Simpsons is a far better show.

  85. NO!!!! by Error+404 · · Score: 1

    Not if the movie ends up anything like the comic strip.

    How the comic strip based on a cartoon based on the inspired "Life in Hell" strip can suck so bad is beyond me.


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  86. Interview with Matt Groening by Fugly · · Score: 1

    I heard Matt Groening on NPR's "Fresh Air" before the release of Futurama and he said a Simpsons movie was unlikely largely due to the contract he has with FOX. He said that if he were to make a Simpsons movie, FOX would make a bundle and he wouldn't take home jack. In fact, it sounded like one of the major reasons he started Futurama was to have a show where he was more in control of the product licensing and was getting a bigger piece of the pie.

  87. Art predicts life by AgentSmith · · Score: 1

    Y'know all this talk about the Simpson movie
    reminds me of the episode for the Radioactive Man movie where the comic store guy logs onto the usenet address:

    alt.nerd.obsessive

    Sound a little familiar.

    Don't get me wrong. I love the Simpsons, and have religiously watched every episode except for the last three new ones.(Fsck!!)

    But whoever wrote that Radioactive Man episode described us to a T.

    As for the movie, with good writers it would be a great opportunity to end the series and pass the torch to Futurerama via a Generations-eqsue crossover. Worse things have happened.

    Or just make it like Seinfeld and bring back every single guest voice in the history of the Simpsons.

  88. Simpsons Movies vs Peanuts Movies by billmil · · Score: 1

    *Peanuts* was a witty, subtle comic strip which appealed both to adults and children. The tv specials (e.g, "a Charlie Brown Christmas") also were clever and adult-watchable.

    The Peanuts movies, however, (excerpts shown on last week's Charles Schulz tv tributes) came across as kids stuff. It seemed they couldn't sustain the wit/poignancy for 2 full hours.

    I didn't see the South park movie so, I don't know how it turned out, but I'd fear that the Simpsons-writers, clever as they are, couldn't make it work.

  89. I doubt it... by geeKing · · Score: 1

    ...will have much success. I like the Simpsons, but what are they gonna make a movie about? They've tried this before, to no avail, because they couldn't come up with a good strong plot. Then again, when has the Simpsons ever had a good strong plot? I just felt like pointing out it won't be a success, despite the many fans.

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  90. I wouldn't mind a Simpsons movie but... by Sinistrad_D · · Score: 1

    I don't think the big screen is right for our loveable friends from Springfield. I have watched the Simpsons faithfully for years and they are great, but part of what makes the show great is it's half-hour format. We geat great, yet simple plots filled with wit and satire and a cast of characters to rival any other show on television. South Park woked on the big screen only because the show is crazy and beter suits the TV to movie role. Matt Groening is smart to not take chances with something that already works well and doesn't need any drastic changes.

  91. Re:I've been trying to reunite all 4 Beatles...Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would you want to kill any of the four beatles? I realize that some nut tried over the holidays to do George, but he is fine and John, Paul, and Ringo are still going strong. They are the world's most talented rock band ever. Just imagine Lennon siging "Up There"- so what if the lyrics are not there, it sounds like a Beatles song.

  92. Re:quit before you suck (semi-spoiler) by Darth+Null · · Score: 1

    Is it just me that thinks that the show has been in steady decline for about four years? When I look at the episodes that are still funny, no matter how many times I watch them, they're mostly from the 5th season (the exceptions being the Stonecutters from season 6, the X-Files from season 7, which are my all-time favourite episodes). The Simpsons seemed to get steadily better until season 5 and then started to taper off afterwards. IIRC, the 5th season was the one with episodes such as the one where Homer goes into space, Homer goes to college ("We played Dungeons & Dragons for three hours--and then I was slain by an elf :-("), Germans buy the nuclear plant, Mr. Burns builds the casino, Bart becomes Mr. Burns's heir, Homer goes a month without beer, and Homer and Mindy nearly have an affair.

    Sure, there have been some gems ever since, but in the past two or three years I've seen several episodes where I hardly smiled at all, let alone laughed, whereas five years ago, almost every episode was really, really funny, and it was the little touches, especially the endless references to scenes from movies from the Wizard of Oz ("We'll see about that! Fly my pretties! Fly!... Continue the research.") to Rain Man ("Do the card counting thing!") that really made them work.

  93. Mr. Sparkle! by FatSean · · Score: 1

    Mr. Sparkle is disrespectful to dirt!

    That episode made me laugh until my stomach hurt. The Japanese commercial was so goddamn funny! I gotta see it again...NOW!

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  94. Strings of seemingly unlinked events vs. plot by pezchik · · Score: 1

    Wait a sec.

    The first five minutes lead up to the main plot in The Simpsons? I sort of see where you're coming from, but I think it's more than that.

    From the first two or three minutes of the show, you have no freaking clue what the main plot is going to be. The beginning stuff has absolutely nothing to do with the end stuff. Sometimes, there never really gets to be a main plot, and it's just strange events that would normally have nothing to do with each other.

    I think that would carry incredibly well onto the big screen. Even if the movie really was an entire series of seemingly unlinked events, it would be fun to watch how it all fits together. Their transitions are always quite smooth, and just think of all the great footage they could pick from for the trailers.

    Then again, I grew up in a family where every episode of The Simpsons is taped, without commercials, every Sunday night. So maybe I'm biased.

    Pezchik

  95. Re:I've been trying to reunite all 4 Beatles...Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this has got to be a troll ..just had to point that out

  96. T-shirt Idea for CopyLeft by Sam+Williams · · Score: 1
    Speaking of. . .where can I get a "Worst Episode Ever" t-shirt like the one the Comic Bookstore Guy was wearing in the jockey episode? I'd pay good money [OK, adequate money] for one.

    Design specs:

    White Hanes 100% - Cotton Beefy T [the better to shrink and expose my navel.]

    Front: Plain black lettering [New York font] "Worst Episode Ever."

    Back: N/A

    1. Re:T-shirt Idea for CopyLeft by h2odragon · · Score: 1
      If you can specify it, you can build a .GIF; you can have one. Try CafePress, who have a neat little setup that let me get my own custom printed T shirt... And they'll sell T shirst and stuff for you.

      Declaimer: I don't have any affliation with them other than their "storefront" for my Tshirt, which I ain't even linking to here, so there. I just have to admire them as a neat idea.

  97. When the creator makes a movie (I have to go AC) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Someone else asked why a Simpsons Movie has not yet been created. His answer was simple: if a Simpsons movie WAS to be created, Matt Groenig would be the one to write, produce, and direct it.

    And that's why there hasn't been a Simpsons movie yet.

    I'm not usually an AC, but I have to be to spill this. Some friends of mine are/were active in production of various Nickelodeon 'toons, including their cash cow, The Rugrats. Some of you may have heard about or seen the Rugrats movie that came out, and sratched your head at some of the strange and lame ideas scattered throughout the plot line (the wolves, the evil clowns, etc.) As it turns out, these were all the "pet" ideas of one or the other of the show's creators, who were suddenly back on the project after playing a more background role for several years, a la Groening.

    The problem isn't that the original creators had lost anything (they've gone on to create other new popular shows), but that suddenly being confronted with having to do something "signature" for the movie while just not having the time to devote to the entire project is very, very hard..

    Some people here might think they want Groening to go out and do what needed to be done to get a Simpson's move made, but you should be careful about what you ask for in cases like this. :-(

  98. Episode I: Simpsons attempt to install Linux by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

    would make a full-length movie ...

  99. Scorpio by Langley · · Score: 1
    Personally I think a Simpsons movie would never be as good as the shows ever were, and I've been wishing for a Simpsons movie back in the days when 'Do the Bart-Man' was hot :)
    But either way if they do this it needs to somehow work Hank Scorpio into the plot.
    The scorpio episode definitly ranks up there, nothing quite like the massive James Bond-esq fight scene (and a character who looks suspiciously like Norman Schwatzkopff getting his neck broke by the acrobatic chick).

    Homer: [reading] "Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you.
    This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours. It's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start. Drop me a line if you're on the East Coast, Hank Scorpio."

    [a whole football team is on his lawn] [disappointed] Aw, the Denver Broncos!
    Marge: I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good.
    [a player tries to catch the ball, but falls] Homer: Yeah, yeah.
    Marge: Well, explain to me why it isn't.
    [another player tries to catch, but hits the ball with his head]
    Homer: [sighs] You just don't understand football, Marge.

    :)

    Thanks
  100. Re:When the creator makes a movie (I have to go AC by Field+Marshall+Stack · · Score: 1

    You know, the Evil Clowns was the name of one of DEVO's fake bands. I know Mark Mothersbaugh (former DEVO dude) does the muzik for Rugrats...
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  101. introducing a new character by mattc · · Score: 1
    They killed Ned Flander's wife in the last show so maybe they are planning to do just that.

    As for incorporating the movie ending into the show, I don't think that would be fair to people who hadn't seen the movie.

  102. I must've been dreaming by Tech · · Score: 1

    I must've been dreaming... I'm sure I saw something about a Simpsons movie - maybe a "making of" or something - as a filler between programmes on some obscure satellite channel. They were talking about computer animation and 3D graphics, but I was channel hopping and went past it too fast to notice. Can anyone confirm any of this, or was I really dreaming?