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  1. The unfortunate side of the internet on Internet Turns 35 Today · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the article:
    Kleinrock said he predicted in 1969 that the small network would eventually expand across the globe, making a vast amount of information accessible at any time from anywhere in the world.

    "The part I missed... was that my 97-year-old mother would be on the internet today," he said.

    "...and man, do I ever wish those pictures hadn't gotten onto the 'net."
  2. Re:Just to clarify on DS Preorders Outsell PS2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm angry at people who make jokes too! Rarr!

  3. Re:Hmmmmmmmmmm on Digital Cameras Help Alert Sleepy Drivers · · Score: 1, Funny

    So you think that in the future of Minority Report, HR departments are reasonable, well-organized, and responsive? It's sci-fi, man, not fantasy.

  4. Re:Micrometeoroids Much? on Details On Inflatable Space Modules · · Score: 1

    To protect an inflatable habitate, it might require a double-bubble...

    Yeees... yes, I see where you're going with this. Just chew up the space station, reform it, and redeploy. Genius!

  5. Re:A valuable skill on Steel Bolt Hacking · · Score: 1

    The key there is "in order to steal therefrom any money or other property". Similar wording is present in virtually every state law. In other words, it's a crime if and only if you're planning to use it to break into things. In fact, the laws I've seen often lump lockpicks, crowbars, and screwdrivers (!) into the same category as "potential burglary tools".

  6. Re:A valuable skill on Steel Bolt Hacking · · Score: 3, Informative

    Whine about it for awhile longer. Then use the Wayback Machine.

  7. Re:You can hack anything. on Port-A-Nuke · · Score: 1

    Huh, I didn't know that was a viable solution. How many megawatts does he generate?

  8. Re:WOW on Grokster Wins Big in Ninth Circuit · · Score: 1

    The Supreme Court commonly accepts certs for cases that they expect to affirm, simply because they see a need to set a firm precedent. It doesn't "waste their time".

  9. Re:WOW on Grokster Wins Big in Ninth Circuit · · Score: 1

    True, but the point there is that Congress should explicitly legislate, not that they have. And in the absence of legislation particularly applied to electronic transmission, they're forced to delve into ugly, subjective, contradictory caselaw.

    This does bring up an interesting point, however: state supreme courts commonly mandate that legislatures clarify or reword laws, but I can't recall a single instance of the SCOTUS doing this. Anyone wanna pipe up regarding this?

  10. Re:WOW on Grokster Wins Big in Ninth Circuit · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Whether Betamax is to be affirmed or mitigated when applied here, it isn't appropriate for the Court of Appeals to do it.

    Now put the damn flamethrower down.

  11. Re:WOW on Grokster Wins Big in Ninth Circuit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The catch is that this is a court of appeals. There's no way that the Supreme Court will deny the inevitable certiorari petition that the labels will be filing, which means that today's decision will quickly become moot. The court of appeals is not the appropriate venue to decide a point of law of this magnitude, and it's not going to.

  12. Re:I used to hate Big Macs on Hardware That Literally Doesn't Stink? · · Score: 1

    Your story is an inspiration to all of us whose dislike of Big Macs is seriously impeding our ability to function as productive members of society. Power, brother.

  13. Re:Not a chance on Pay To Have Your Phone Tapped · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One way or another, if it's paid for, we're going to end up paying for it. If we raise income taxes, we pay for it there; if we make the phone company do free wiretaps, we pay increased rates. The key, however, is that if police are forced to request funding through normal channels, they're less able to obscure the true extent of their funding. That, after all, is the aim of all those nickel-and-dime taxes: to spread the perceived burden.

  14. Not a chance on Pay To Have Your Phone Tapped · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Police say they cannot - and should not - be forced to pay the often hefty costs involved in carrying out court-approved wiretaps and message searches, warning that investigations will suffer if they are expected to pick up the tab.
    BS. Law enforcement is publically funded. If it's not funded enough, fine; we the voters will think about giving you more money. But making an end run around the process just because law enforcement in the new millenium is sooo expensive, thereby giving them a cash flow that actually encouragesthem to wiretap frivolously, is not an appropriate solution.

  15. Re:Stephen Galton's Contact Info on Lawyer Sues Yahoo for Message Board Name-Calling · · Score: 1

    If I wasn't going from USC to UCLA for graduate school, I'd sock you one. Oh well. Go Bruins. ;)

  16. Re:Square Wheel? on Bicycle Riding on Square Wheels · · Score: 1

    Hey! That's what was missing! HUMORLESS, CRUSHING PEDANTRY! Thanks, Himring! :-)

  17. Re:Wonder how well that will work after on Legislators Looking At Peer to Peer Monitor · · Score: 1

    (britney-spears)-Im-A-Teen-Idol-4-U-[password-is-b oogabooga].zip
    (britney-spears)-[pwd:googoo]-Oops -I-Lost-My-Virgi nity-Again.zip
    (britney-spears)-You-Drive-Me-Bats hit-Fucking-Insa ne.zip from user "usePWasdfTOUnzip"

    It's napster's filename blocking all over again. The human element used to circumvent a circumstancial detection scheme.

  18. Re:ID should be 31415926535898 on Toy Penguins and Male Egos Drove Linux Acceptance · · Score: 1

    Ya know, next time I make a username, it'll be 3.14158.... just to give guys like you coronaries.

  19. Re:3 words: HIRE A LAWYER. on Modifying Employment Agreements? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Really? I once had this guy working for me who was such a friggin' tool, he went on this weeklong crusade to find a booklet of rules to follow. Luckily, he left on his own, so I didn't have to can his ass.

  20. Re:Ah-ha! on SCO Complaint Filed -- Including Code Samples · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah. SCO'S CLOSING BRACE. Give it back! Give it back!

  21. Re:My vote... on 2003 Vaporware Awards · · Score: 1

    Guilty as charged. I misread the OP's comment.

  22. Re:My vote... on 2003 Vaporware Awards · · Score: 1

    These are already commonly available. For awhile, they were the high end of SLR digital cameras.

  23. Re:Well lets see... on Radio Credit Cards Move Closer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How is that any different than current credit cards?

  24. Fun with false positives on Phoenix School to Install Face Scanners · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let this be a clarion call to all those Phoenix middle school students out there: Print out a photo of Jeffrey Dahmer and tape it to your backpack. Fun for the whole class!

  25. Re:Hype and FUD ? on Police and Lawyers Love E-ZPass · · Score: 5, Informative
    Oo! Let's play a game! It's called "actually read the articles you link to"!

    "most recorders store only limited information on speed, seat-belt use, physical forces, brakes and other factors."

    "gives critical data about speed, breaking and seat belt use."

    "Generally, all newer cars with air bags are equipped with modules that determine when the bags are deployed."

    and, the piece de resistance, from your last link:

    EDRs record the following data:

    Vehicle speed (five seconds before impact)

    Engine speed (five seconds before impact)

    Brake status (five seconds before impact)

    Throttle position (five seconds before impact)

    State of driver's seat belt switch (On/Off)

    Passenger's airbag (On/Off)

    IR Warning Lamp status (On/Off)

    Time from vehicle impact to airbag deployment

    Ignition cycle count at event time

    Ignition cycle count at investigation

    Maximum velocity for near-deployment event

    Velocity vs. time for frontal airbag deployment event

    Time from vehicle impact to time of maximum velocity

    Time between near-deploy and deploy event (if within five seconds)

    Gosh, no GPS. Funny thing. Ya don't suppose those boxes might NOT have been meant for Keeping The Man On Top(TM)?

    Gosh, it's unthinkable. Quick, put the tinfoil hat back on. They's a-coming.