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Internet Turns 35 Today

shadowspar writes "The CBC is reporting that the Internet turned 35 today. The story talks about the less-than-prophetic beginnings of the net: 'In order to log in to the two-computer network, which was then called ARPANET, programmers at UCLA were to type in 'log', and Stanford would reply 'in'. The UCLA programmers only got as far as 'lo' before the Stanford machine crashed.'"

244 comments

  1. Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd swear it only looked 29!

    1. Re:Man by Frogbert · · Score: 0, Redundant

      It doesn't look a day over 34 thats for sure.

    2. Re:Man by Flashbck · · Score: 2, Informative

      Considering this monumentous occasion. I suggest everyone head on over to ebaumsworld and check out the 70's/80's video about "Internet" and how great it is!

    3. Re:Man by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      Every month it has another "birthday". I think it just enjoys the attention.

    4. Re:Man by fakesky · · Score: 1

      Sweden objects to the harsh slander of being associated with Oslo, Norway, as purported by this video.

      Theres no doubt in our minds that this is yet another ploy from the Finland/Denmark conspiracy in attempt to discredit the magnificent royal democratic communist monarchy of Sweden, and our benevolent dictator Lars Ohly.

      Reached for comment, Lars Ohly added that:
      "The Danes have been a bit Pissy since we landgrabbed them, and the Finns still hold a grudge since we used them
      to shield off the Sovjet invasion; but frankly, we just dont give a sh*t."

  2. Which? by datGSguy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which Internet?

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    1. Re:Which? by dn15 · · Score: 1

      all the ones with the rumors on them.

    2. Re:Which? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The one with your picture on it. :D

    3. Re:Which? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd fuck it

    4. Re:Which? by datGSguy · · Score: 1

      I feel, exposed. Luckily thats one of the smaller Internets. (Gore was indeed busy).

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  3. 21 by happyfrogcow · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think that means Al Gore was only 21 when he invented it

    1. Re:21 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the ten billionth time, Al Gore did not say he invented the internet. Although his quote was certainly clumsy, it is clear from the context that he was talking about creating a legislative environment in which the internet could grow. He was one of the first senators to talk about an "information superhighway", so in that sense, he did take an interest in the possibilities of the internet long before many of his colleagues. If you really believe that Gore thought he could claim inventorship of the internet, you are too gullible.

    2. Re:21 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the ten billionth time, Al Gore did not say he invented the internet.

      And for the ten billionth time, it's a joke. And a good one. Accept it and move on.

    3. Re:21 by invenustus · · Score: 0

      Although his quote was certainly clumsy, it is clear from the context that he was talking about creating a legislative environment in which the internet could grow.

      Are we talking about the same Al Gore who was second in command to the President who signed the Communications Decency Act and the Digital Millenium Copyright Act?

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    4. Re:21 by Aero+Leviathan · · Score: 1

      No, it was only good the first nine billion, nine hundred ninety-nine million, nine hundred ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred ninety-nine times.

      Move on, indeed.

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      ~ Aero
    5. Re:21 by Alric · · Score: 3, Informative

      I know you're joking, and I do appreciate the humor of Gore's choice of words.

      However, it should be noted that Gore's words in a CNN interview, as quoted by Wired News, were as
      follows:
      "During my service in the United States Congress, I took the
      initiative in creating the Internet."

      Gore's meaning was fairly obvious: that he was one of the critical political supporters of the Internet. This is absolutely true. Without his support in the Congress, the Internet would have matured less quickly.

      He never claimed to have "invented" anything. His efforts did help "create" the Internet though. And it is an accomplishment to be lauded...not mocked.

      I wish people would stop misrepresenting this fact.

    6. Re:21 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we fucking KNOW. its a JOKE, dipshit

  4. Before the Stanford machine crashed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    MS must have a time machine.

    1. Re:Before the Stanford machine crashed... by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1
      MS must have a time machine.

      Yeah, they were beta-testing on "legacy hardware."

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    2. Re:Before the Stanford machine crashed... by daeley · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yeah, they got it when they bought Cyberdyne Systems. They got some other machines, too, but it's best not to talk about those, ah, units.

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    3. Re:Before the Stanford machine crashed... by JQuick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Apparently BSD has been dying for much longer than people realize.

      Since I've been using FreeBSD, NeXT, and MacOS X, exclusively for the past 15 years this news gives me pause for thought. Each OS has been reliable, fast, low-maintenance and enjoyable. Because of this I was not terribly concerned by the sad news that BSD was dying. Honestly, it always seemed pretty healthy to me.

      Hearing that this fatal condition has persisted for much longer than I had known about, perhaps I should finally heed the warnings of its demise.

      If I decide to switch to another OS are there lingering health problems I should worry about?

      I hear that Windows has long suffered from epilepsy, incontinence, narcolepsy. It also has a severely compromised immune system which leaves it prone to opportunistic infections.

      Linux on the other hand, appears to suffer from schizophrenia.

      Any recommendations?

    4. Re:Before the Stanford machine crashed... by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

      Here's my favorite internet time machine... www.archive.org.

  5. happy bday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thank u 4 bringing us pr0n

    1. Re:happy bday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Afair one of the Polish Ministry of Education thinks the same, that the Internet is only pr0n. and AFAIR he quits, after his speech about that. And That is very sad.

    2. Re:happy bday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How ignorant. The internet is pr0n and slashdot.

    3. Re:happy bday by Aero+Leviathan · · Score: 1

      Well geez... I'm with Kerry; forget Poland!

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  6. 35 years by thedogcow · · Score: 5, Funny

    and what a wonderful 35 years of porn collecting it was.

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    1. Re:35 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...especially considering that the for the first 20 years the porn was entirely text-based.

    2. Re:35 years by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1
      Yeah, and those naked ANSII pics of Bo Derek still get me hot.

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    3. Re:35 years by operagost · · Score: 2, Funny

      ANSI? In my day, we didn't have COLOR in our ASCII art! Straight VT100 animations were good enough for us! Kids these days!

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    4. Re:35 years by mbrewthx · · Score: 1

      You insensitive clods!!!I kept my porn collection backed up on punch cards. One day my assistant dropped them and didn't tell me. When I ran them through it came out as Tammy Fayer Mesner!! Oh My eyes!!!!!!!Now I can just back everything up to Cowboy Neal's Gmail account.

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  7. I'm older than the Internet by 4 months by HasturGA · · Score: 0, Redundant

    God, I feel old.

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    1. Re:I'm older than the Internet by 4 months by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could be worse, man... you could be older than dirt . Oh, wait, that'd make you about 35? Sorry, duder... sorry.

    2. Re:I'm older than the Internet by 4 months by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are old. i bet your balls are all wrinkly too.

    3. Re:I'm older than the Internet by 4 months by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with grey hairs on them ...

  8. The unfortunate side of the internet by Sneftel · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the article:
    Kleinrock said he predicted in 1969 that the small network would eventually expand across the globe, making a vast amount of information accessible at any time from anywhere in the world.

    "The part I missed... was that my 97-year-old mother would be on the internet today," he said.

    "...and man, do I ever wish those pictures hadn't gotten onto the 'net."
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    1. Re:The unfortunate side of the internet by null+etc. · · Score: 3, Funny
      Kleinrock said he predicted in 1969 that the small network would eventually expand across the globe, making a vast amount of information accessible at any time from anywhere in the world.
      The prediction was so close!

      Modified for correctness:

      Kleinrock said he predicted in 1969 that the small network would eventually expand across the globe, making a vast amount of junk email accessible at any time from anywhere in the world.
    2. Re:The unfortunate side of the internet by pchan- · · Score: 4, Interesting

      those of you that are at UCLA can go to the engineering library (Boelter Hall, 4th? floor) and see the IMP (interface message processor). it's a green refrigerator-sized metal box with some switches on the front. it was the first node (along with the stanford machine) on what is now the internet.

    3. Re:The unfortunate side of the internet by Soko · · Score: 2, Funny

      those of you that are at UCLA can go to the engineering library (Boelter Hall, 4th? floor) and see the IMP (interface message processor). it's a green refrigerator-sized metal box with some switches on the front.

      UCLAd00d1: Dude, there's this funky green fridge thing on the 4th floor, but there's no beer inside, man!
      UCLAd00d2: No way, mon. Let me grab my uber-1337 peltier and water c00ling system and fix it up, d00d.
      UCLAd00d1: sw33t!!!

      Soko

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    4. Re:The unfortunate side of the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quick Correction: It's on the 8th floor of Boelter Hall.

  9. 35 years on by BillsPetMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    and you can go and meet many of the original programmers, now working in home improvement stores up and down the land!

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    1. Re:35 years on by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1, Funny
      ... many of the original programmers [of the internet], now working in home improvement stores up and down the land!

      That should encourage us all: even after 35 years of internet-enabled outsourcing, really great programmers with a portfolio of original, ground-breaking work can still find a job without moving to Asia.

  10. Thousands of twisty websites by Alien54 · · Score: 4, Funny
    all alike.

    or like galaxies in the night sky, separated by vast expanses of emptines and porn

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    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
    1. Re:Thousands of twisty websites by tool462 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      There's porn in the sky??? Man, I must be looking in the wrong places!!!

    2. Re:Thousands of twisty websites by spuzzzzzzz · · Score: 3, Funny

      It is dark and you are likely to click on a virus-installing link.

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  11. Congratulations Internet... by Yaa+101 · · Score: 1

    I am logged in for 8 years now, and wished those 8 years where earlier in time.
    more people != more fun on here.

    1. Re:Congratulations Internet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then what are you doing here?

    2. Re:Congratulations Internet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you might want to email phoenix411227@yahoo.ca about that.

  12. What they meant to type... by ajlitt · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...wasn't "log". It was "lol!!1! did u get my msg??"

    1. Re:What they meant to type... by Justin205 · · Score: 1
      ...wasn't "log". It was "lol!!1! did u get my msg??"
      You mean AOLers were around then?
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      "Your effort to remain what you are is what limits you."
    2. Re:What they meant to type... by VoidWraith · · Score: 1

      These are college teachers and students. Not 12 year olds.

    3. Re:What they meant to type... by networkBoy · · Score: 0, Redundant

      O.k. I'm going to admint my dumbness. . .
      what is up with the 'one!!1!11!' kind of crap anyway? I was just learning the proper use of WTF and OMG and other TLA's.

      Whatever happened to proper hacking?

      been on the net since 1989 and it's peak was in '91 -nB

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    4. Re:What they meant to type... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      there's a difference?

    5. Re:What they meant to type... by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Have you ever noticed how many of these abbreviations come from TTY jingoQ

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  13. Wow... 35.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've heard it's all downhill from here on out.

  14. 35? by daeley · · Score: 5, Funny

    Damn, that's old. I think it's about time for the Internet to packet in.

    Ahem.

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    1. Re:35? by ar1550 · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, no, 35 is the perfect age. It's not so old that it can't attract younger users, but it has enough experience to satisfy even the most advance user.

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      I once shot a man in Reno 'cause they cancelled Firefly.
    2. Re:35? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, like, i've been 35 for the last 7 years and it still works

  15. 35 ehh. Great by Tracer_Bullet82 · · Score: 1

    I can't wait for it to get mid-life crises.

    "no more, no more, shall I be driven by porn.God, mel gibson maybe right after all"

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    1. Re:35 ehh. Great by XSforMe · · Score: 1

      Man!! The last 5 years, the thing has been having a hell of a crisis

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      My other OS is the MCP!
    2. Re:35 ehh. Great by FlopEJoe · · Score: 1
      "I can't wait for it to get mid-life crises."

      You mean this isn't it now??!?

    3. Re:35 ehh. Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope to know what you think it's midlife crisis will look like, as we already have horrible amounts of spy/adware, viruses, porn, hackers, etc. At this point, I'm sure hoping it's mid-life crisis isn't yet to come.

    4. Re:35 ehh. Great by operagost · · Score: 1
      LOGIC (USA VERSION): Killing innocent citizens of the most powerful nation on Earth=Cowardice
      Fixed that for you.
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  16. Internet Years Vs. Real years by Suburbanpride · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I remember on the old PBS Triumph of the Nerds documentry, they said that internet years are like dogs years, since everything changes so fast. I've been online since 1994 (mosiac and trumpet winsock), and the internet of today is very different from 10 years ago, although it still used HTTP.

    I'm not even sure its safe to called the ARPANET the internet, considering how limited it was, but it will make for some interesting debate.

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    1. Re:Internet Years Vs. Real years by pixel.jonah · · Score: 5, Insightful
      PLEASE Remember:

      Internet > WWW

      Thank you.

    2. Re:Internet Years Vs. Real years by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      And then theres academic years.... taking things slowly, where they could have trippled techy nerd staff and blasted the real net in 1988 publicly instead of keeping it in University realm.

      "hey lets do a text based protocol/scheme that achieves what desktop publishing does but only lets use the simple subsets, and use little icons like the mac desktop to jump to different pages"

      Those sort of things were done in the 80s using Amiga hackers releasing disk based magazines, if they simply had those net nerds together with the graphic hackers/music nerds , they could have mixed their talent to product a real http style web back in '88.

      Someone give me a time machine :)

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    3. Re:Internet Years Vs. Real years by griffjon · · Score: 1

      I still get .arpa hits on my website, JSA.

      Besides, the place to be in 94 was newsgroups and (text-only) muds, the web was a small place back then (in comparison). Gopher, man... ahhh, gopher. Where are my old friends Archie and Veronica? I want to ask Eric about something...

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    4. Re:Internet Years Vs. Real years by Theatetus · · Score: 1
      I still get .arpa hits on my website

      Eh? .arpa is reserved as the PTR namespace. So unless you've ported http to Chaos or something...

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    5. Re:Internet Years Vs. Real years by SlashDread · · Score: 1

      The Internet was "born" for the public, when it came available for the public. That happens pretty much to collide with the rise of http.

      The previous existance, of some wack hackers, playing with protocols, some of them still very usefull, and smart militairy playing with communications doesnt mean its the "net".

      At least, I think thats the semantic meaning of your parent's "real"

      "/Dread"

  17. unintended consequences by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It is not like the original ubergeeks sat around the U Berkeley lab setting up DARPANet in the 1960s and said "Hey! Let's invent an infinitely superior music distribution model that no one can make money off of!"

    But that is exactly what they did.

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    1. Re:unintended consequences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your music probably sucks ass anyway, dude.

    2. Re:unintended consequences by soliptic · · Score: 4, Insightful
      First, let me say I agree with your key point (unintended consequences) absolutely. It's one of the things that fascinates me most about the internet. What strikes me very clearly is how undeniably Marxist the whole thing is. Now, I know most people tend towards ill-informed knee-jerks at the mention of Marx, but try and forget all that silly Soviet nonsense, which really had precious little to do with Marx at all, and essentially nothing to do with the Marx I'm talking about.

      In short (because I should be in bed already):

      Changes in the means of production (ie. technological advances, eg. the internet) will alter the relations of production and eventually have a "cascade effect" which radically alters society itself (eg. notions of intellectual property).

      But, that's not really what I wanted to pick up. Rather, I'm curious as to how a music distribution that "no one" can make money off can possibly be considered "infinitely superior".

      I'm not trying to troll, I dont think P2P is theft, blah blah. Hell, I use P2P myself - yes, to download music. Yes, to download music which I'm not supposed to.

      On the other hand, as a musician, there has to be money in there somewhere, or the consequences are potentially dire. Now you can say "real musicians will continue to make music for the love of it, even if they're not getting paid" all you like. You'd be right. They will.

      But.... lets just say, I spent five years making music while a student/unemployed. In that time I consistently averaged one track every two weeks. Eleven months ago I got a full-time temping job; since then I've made five tracks in total. Three months ago I got a full-time "proper" job; since then I've made absolutely nothing.

      It's simply a matter of time and energy. If you can earn money from your music, you can devote all your time to it. If you can't, you're faced with trying to come up with some meaningful in two or three snatched hours after work, with a head full of stress and that 7am alarm clock lurking at the back of your mind.

      If nobody makes money from music, less music gets made. Sad but true.

  18. a graph of internet growth? by opencity · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How did the internet grow in the early days? A bar chart of connectivity by year would be interesting.

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    1. Re:a graph of internet growth? by aacool · · Score: 4, Informative
      THe growth of the Internet is http://www.icdri.org/technology/indexbp.htm#d1 here

      Other useful charts are at http://navigators.com/stats.html

      A map of global internet connectivity is http://navigators.com/globe16b.gifhere

      The real question is - where does the Internet go from here?

    2. Re:a graph of internet growth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:a graph of internet growth? by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      The real question is - where does the Internet go from here?

      duh

    4. Re:a graph of internet growth? by Cygnus78 · · Score: 1

      THe growth of the Internet is http://www.icdri.org/technology/indexbp.htm#d1 here Other useful charts are at http://navigators.com/stats.html A map of global internet connectivity is http://navigators.com/globe16b.gifhere

      The conenctivity map is from 1997 and the other info is quite old as well. Any newer internet statistics somewhere ?

    5. Re:a graph of internet growth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who do we talk to to get Nigeria to turn yellow on that map?

    6. Re:a graph of internet growth? by Matt+Perry · · Score: 1
      The real question is - where does the Internet go from here?
      Internet: I'm going to DisneyWorld!
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    7. Re:a graph of internet growth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow.. I had no idea that internet-enabled consumer products were growing at such a rapid pace. At the rate they're growing at, IPv6 might be coming around sooner than we expected.

    8. Re:a graph of internet growth? by quintinie · · Score: 1
      The real question is - where does the Internet go from here?
      Why...to infinity and beyond no sig, I quitted
    9. Re:a graph of internet growth? by DarkMantle · · Score: 1

      Well... it will continue to grow quite as is for a few more years... Until all pda's and cell phones are internet ready (without wifi hotspots)...

      Then we are going to see in our more globally minded futures as information becomes centralized into a few trusted? areas.

      While it will still be used for entertainment.

      But I do believe that a globalization and releasing of files online will continue to grow with my bandwidth ;-)

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  19. Weird..... by dickeya · · Score: 2, Funny

    my girlfriend just turned 35 also. Hmmmmmm, I've never seen them in a picture together.................

    1. Re:Weird..... by russint · · Score: 1

      For gods sake, hold on to her! :)

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    2. Re:Weird..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you like to buy one? Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.

  20. So the Internet Can Understand It by ThePDW · · Score: 1, Funny

    01001000 01100001 01110000 01110000 01111001 00100000 01000010 01101001 01110010 01110100 01101000 01100100 01100001 01111001 00100001

  21. Happy birthday! by yonatanh · · Score: 1

    Happy birthday, internet. Any special birthday sales or clearances?

    1. Re:Happy birthday! by antoy · · Score: 1

      Do you really find userfriendly that funny? I believe there's a lot of funnier web comics out there.

      Just saying :-)

    2. Re:Happy birthday! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have a typo in there. I believe you meant:

      Time wasting

    3. Re:Happy birthday! by tajmorton · · Score: 1

      Free bandwidth for all for today! :)

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  22. "less-than-prophetic"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    What the fuck? Did you mean "less-than-auspicious" maybe?

  23. hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    echo happy birthday > inter.net

    1. Re:hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad it wasn't born on Christmas:
      nmap -sX 255.255.255.255

  24. Blogging the event... by koganuts · · Score: 1

    I suppose it's fitting that there's at least one blogging who's blogging the event here.

  25. Stop and think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If you werent using the internet, what would you actually do on your computer? Here's to another 35 years "learning experiences".

    1. Re:Stop and think... by 0racle · · Score: 1

      Same things I did on it before I was connected to the internet.

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      "I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are."
    2. Re:Stop and think... by brainboyz · · Score: 1

      [Offtopic, I know]
      DeVry is the short bus!

      [Back on topic]
      Doom2 and Duke Nukem of course.

    3. Re:Stop and think... by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Same things I did on it before I was connected to the internet.

      ...such as posting to Slashdot. :-S

      --
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    4. Re:Stop and think... by 0racle · · Score: 1

      Probably get more work done.

      --
      "I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are."
    5. Re:Stop and think... by Stalky · · Score: 1

      Well, before I had a connection to the Internet, I used to dial in to local BBSes...

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      Jeff
  26. **cough**I-tunes**cough by Tracer_Bullet82 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I would have modded you troll, if I had mod points.

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    1. Re:**cough**I-tunes**cough by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      Don't you have to go to iTunes, in order for them to make money off you? Speak for yourself, I've never been there.

  27. So... by Ryan+Stortz · · Score: 5, Funny

    So....does this mean that after they tried again, the first 3 letters the grace the internet were lol.

    (Lo [crash] Log)

    It's a scary thought....

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    1. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok, now THAT'S funny!

      Unlike some of the other dumbasses above...

    2. Re:So... by Frogbert · · Score: 2, Funny

      Even worse they mistyped the second attempt.

      Lo (Crash) Lomg

    3. Re:So... by sik0fewl · · Score: 1

      God.. now I wanna kill myself. It's a wonder the Internet got anywhere starting off like that.

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    4. Re:So... by bayduv1n · · Score: 1

      I remember seeing the documentary (probably one of the Cringley PBS specials) where the person typing the login thought it was ironic that the first internet message was 'lo'. Kinda like how the English English say 'hello'... Or like the old joke...

      Q: What did the Englishman say when he found his wife in bed with three men?

      A: lo, lo, lo!

  28. Famous internet prediction by me in 1994 by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 4, Funny
    In a 4th year networking class paper:

    "The Web will likely be a novelty while serious research will remain on Gopher."

    1. Re:Famous internet prediction by me in 1994 by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      I didn't see this on Compuserve in 1993, so it is false. Faker! :}

    2. Re:Famous internet prediction by me in 1994 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So how did that prediction work out for you?

    3. Re:Famous internet prediction by me in 1994 by KjetilK · · Score: 1
      Heh. I made a bold prediction around then (probably in 1995): "Rampant piracy will make it very difficult to make money on pr0n, and since 1) nobody does pr0n for free 2) there is a stigma around pr0n that will make law enforcement down-prioritize both breakins and copyright violation, and 3) the Web will effectively replace paper for most types of communication, it will break the pr0n industry's back, and leave behind only artistic expressions of nudity".

      I guess I was wrong... :-)

      But I have been pretty accurate in predicting other things, such as the scale of the spam problem, that executing e-mail attachments with just a double-click will result in a virus problem, phishing scams, and so on...

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  29. AOL by frankmu · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I thought AOL (internet) was alot younger than that.

    it's amazing that their current ad campaign makes AOL=Internet

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    1. Re:AOL by Rassleholic · · Score: 1

      When I first got online (early to mid 90's) I sadly thought AOL was the big network and the internet was just a part of AOL. Three seconds later, I realized that getting on the net (which at the time to me consisted only of WWW) was like walking out of the fence.

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  30. So Al Gore by kensai · · Score: 3, Funny

    was only like 10 when he invented the Internet. The man's a freakin genius ;)

    1. Re:So Al Gore by Dimensio · · Score: 2, Funny

      Al Gore is 56, which means that he would have been 21 at the time of the 'net's first incarnation, not 10.

      Thanks to his invention, I was able to look that up to correct you.

    2. Re:So Al Gore by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      Al Gore is 56, which means that he would have been 21 at the time of the 'net's first incarnation, not 10.

      I grit my teeth when I here the "I invented the Internet" jokes. Mainly because he wasn't lying when he sait that. (sort of)

      Just like when GW says "nukular" or "My wife speaks much better English than me", Al made a booboo. A mistake, as it were.

      See, he dinn't invent the internet, he is in large part responsible for its creation.

      See, Al Gore saw someithin in this "Internet" and worked with a number of other funders to develop the Internetat into what it is today. Cook eh?

      So, no, he didn't "invent" the Internet. But, he is largely responsible for its devvelopment in its current form.

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    3. Re:So Al Gore by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      Mainly because he wasn't lying when he sait that. (sort of)

      Actually, he didn't say that he "invented" the Internet, he said "I took the initiative in creating the Internet.", which was a poor phrasing to describe the bill that he pushed. Given the state of the 'net as it is, and how it differs from what he apparently envisioned at the time, it is debatable as to how much influence he really had on the 'net, though he gets ripped on a little more often than he should for it. But then, the best lies are those based in truth. Sure, there's the claim that Gore referred to Christians as a "blight on the Earth" in one of his books, but that claim is easily debunked. This one has basis in fact, thus you can spin all kinds of "true" stories about it.

  31. H4PPY B1R7HD4Y by Satertek · · Score: 2, Funny

    H4PPY B1R7HD4Y 1N73RN37

    thanks alot for l33t speak...

  32. Happy birthday! by l0b0 · · Score: 1

    And if my 1337 seer skillz are to be trusted, the next 35 will be at least as informative, funny, cooperative, and interesting.

  33. Am I the only one? by seepuppetz · · Score: 0

    Who does not watch porn?... At least not on a consitent basis... at least not on the hour... dammit thank you Internet.

  34. Jebus Cripes, d00d by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you utterly devoid of any sense of humour whatsoever?

    Unbelievable...

  35. 1968 by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 4, Informative

    1968 was an important year in world history, no doubt about it. In 1998, there was a wave of documentaries, books and essays about that year. The authors focused on yippies trashing democratic convention in Chicago, Warsaw Pact invading Czechoslovakia, student uprising in Paris, Mexico massacre, flower-power, maoism, Vietnam war, Beatles recording white album or Che Guevara in Bolivia.

    Almost nobody noticed that 1968 was also the year when Noyce an Moore founded Intel, Douglas Engelbart demoed for the fist time GUI, mouse and word processing, UCLA and Stanford started to build their networking connection. Even today, scholars seem not to notice the relevance of these facts.

    1. Re:1968 by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Even today, scholars seem not to notice the relevance of these facts.

      Because today, the 60's culture of experimentation (in expansion of rights, in lifestyles, and, yes, in chemical ingestion) is decried as nothing but selfish hedonism without actually examining that it might have also been the roots of a culture that allowed technical advances to expand and flourish. Of course, in this dangerous world, we could never let anything like that happen again!

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    2. Re:1968 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Because today, the 60's culture of experimentation (in expansion of rights, in lifestyles, and, yes, in chemical ingestion) is decried as nothing but selfish hedonism
      Are you saying that hippies are GAY?
    3. Re:1968 by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Because today, the 60's culture of experimentation (in expansion of rights, in lifestyles, and, yes, in chemical ingestion) is decried as nothing but selfish hedonism without actually examining that it might have also been the roots of a culture that allowed technical advances to expand and flourish.
      No need to examine it beyond the most cursory. One finds the hotbeds of psychedelic activity and the hotbeds of technical activity and finds them rather well seperated in space, and slightly seperated in time. Additionally, that "60's culture" was a subculture, not mainstream. Kinda like the 'ghetto gangsta'/rap culture, the number of media created wannabe's far exceeds the size of the parent 'culture'. (Ditto Disco culture, and the wavers/punks of the intervening decades.)
    4. Re:1968 by Piquan · · Score: 1

      One finds the hotbeds of psychedelic activity and the hotbeds of technical activity and finds them rather well seperated in space, and slightly seperated in time.

      Yeah, because those mind-freaked hippies at Berkeley never did nuthin'.

    5. Re:1968 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      ... the hotbeds of psychedelic activity and the hotbeds of technical activity and finds them rather well seperated in space, and slightly seperated in time ...

      You don't know what you're talking about. The computer science dept at UCLA at that time was definitely a hotbed of psychedelic activity.

    6. Re:1968 by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      Yeah, because those mind-freaked hippies at Berkeley never did nuthin'.
      Exactly correct. Those students who did study, and did use their minds, are a rather different matter naturally.
    7. Re:1968 by Piquan · · Score: 1

      That would seem to contradict your assertion that the two groups are well-separated in space.

    8. Re:1968 by Tore+S+B · · Score: 1

      Uhm, he did not demo word processing for the first time. The phrase was coined by a German engineer when talking about the Magnetic Card Selectric, in 1963 or '64. Yes, his demo is known as The Mother Of All Demos, though :) He recieved an extremely deserved standing ovation.

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    9. Re:1968 by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Indeed, that was an error on my part. But that doesn't change the basic fact; the hippie subculture was a minority, albiet one that garnered a great deal of media attention.

  36. Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm born on the same day as the internet. Interestingly, we seem to share an affinity for porn.
    Article == Best... horoscope... ever!

  37. Happy b-day... by Lisandro · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and thanks for all the porn! (drops a tear)

  38. Didn't this already happen? by flycrg · · Score: 1, Informative

    I seem to remember that the internet apparently already turned 35. Well heres the link to the slashdot post about it. So who's right, CNN or CBC? http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/08/29/225625 9&tid=95&tid=1

    1. Re:Didn't this already happen? by flycrg · · Score: 0

      and after posting this I just wondered, is it possible to slashdot slshdot but putting their link on slashdot? My head now hurts.

    2. Re:Didn't this already happen? by blue+trane · · Score: 2, Informative

      According to the article linked from that story, "computer scientists at UCLA linked two bulky computers using a 15-foot gray cable, testing a new way to exchange data over networks" and "Stephen Crocker and Vinton Cerf were among the graduate students who joined UCLA professor Len Kleinrock in an engineering lab on September 2, 1969, as bits of meaningless test data flowed silently between the two computers."

      The CBC article linked from the present story:
      "After the hardware was put in place, researchers at UCLA attempted on Oct. 29, 1969, to log in to a computer at the Stanford Research Institute in Menlo Park, Calif."

      So, the first "birthday" was meaningless bits of test data between two computers in the same room, this "birthday" is the first connection (and attempt at a meaningful natural language exchange) between computers in geographically separate locations.

    3. Re:Didn't this already happen? by isny · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, according to this article, the internet just turned 20 last year.
      Here's one that said it turned 35 last month.
      Here's yet another one at a reputable site that has it as 20 years ago, but this was Dec 31, 2002.
      Any reason to celebrate, I guess.

  39. Very prophetic actually by simon_clarkstone · · Score: 2, Funny

    the less-than-prophetic beginnings of the net: ... The UCLA programmers only got as far as 'lo' before the Stanford machine crashed.
    Oh, no. The idea of a machine crashing instead of serving up the requested data is totally alien to the modern Slashdot reader!

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    Bad command or file name.
  40. Is that all you got? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Totally lame, back to the drawing board, bucko!

    1. Re:Is that all you got? by mekanizer · · Score: 1

      35 years of evolution and now you can buy a cigarette-end Brintey Spears left somewhere http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&cate gory=50&item=2280913494&rd=1

  41. happy birthday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, you smell like the zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too :^P

  42. Hmm..I think a more significant question is.. by Tracer_Bullet82 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    without Internet, will computer adaptation be as widespread as it is?

    But personally, i'd be killing some worms or killing some kittens, if you get my drift.

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  43. Who knew... by syn3rg · · Score: 1

    ...the slashdot effect was that old?

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  44. 35? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They had computers 35 years ago??? Was that AOL v1.1 then?

  45. sooo by ozzmosis · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Al gore was 21 when he invented the internet?

  46. Sure it was by abb3w · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I'm not even sure its safe to called the ARPANET the internet, considering how limited it was

    FTP is quite old, and was quite useful even before gopher and later http made zipping files back and forth trivial. The genius of Berners-Lee was rather like the mythical invention of the Recees Peanut Butter Cup. He figured out a way to combine a hypertext markup scheme with internet file transfer. The individual component ideas had been lying around for at least seven years (and possibly since the dawn of ARPANET) when he put them together in a limited whole. Active scripting was a bit more clever an idea, but only marginally.

    I will grant that it's a good thing TELNET is dying in favor of SSH-- security (network and computer alike) has made great progress since then. So has bandwidth. So has accessibility to the general public. But it's no more funamentally different in terms of power than modern desktop computers are compared to those of days of yore.

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    1. Re:Sure it was by ewe2 · · Score: 1


      You're putting TELNET down if you think its importance was limited by security and bandwidth. TELNET was the original killer app of networking: its development led the original thinking about how much a network application should do vs. what the underlying network should do. It exposed many portability issues across different architectures and operating system environments. FTP has direct debts to TELNET, the whole concept of open protocols does. That paradigm has made the Internet the success it is. TELNET made the ARPANET and its Internet sucessor possible.

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    2. Re:Sure it was by abb3w · · Score: 1
      You're putting TELNET down if you think its importance was limited by security and bandwidth.

      I don't. I think its present importance is limited by security, period. I intended the Internet as the "it" being no more changed than the computer itself, save progress in Security, bandwidth, and accessibility. Telnet is still completely adequate for all of those-- except security. For that, it pretty much bites. And, I admit, I'll use it when I'm feeling lazy-- on a physically isolated LAN under my full control. =)

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  47. Cane-Walking by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Funny


    Dammit, I'm older than it is. Mumble ..kids...MP3...cell phones...aaargh!

  48. So that's why... by The-Bus · · Score: 4, Funny

    No wonder. I was heading to lunch today and I drove past Matt Sauper's Chevrolet, and there was the Internet with that new blonde girlfriend of it. I hear she's only in college. As I was parking at the sandwich place, there they went, speeding by me. The Internet apparently bought a solid gold Corvette convertible. At least I thought it was him: the license plate said HTTPIMP.

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    1. Re:So that's why... by wankledot · · Score: 1
      "At least I thought it was him: the license plate said HTTPIMP."

      That's brilliant. If I was a bigtime web admin person, I would TOTALLY get that plate.

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  49. log + in crashed the network? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    64 bits should have been enough for anyone.

  50. It's real simple. by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1

    !!1! means that the poster had a broken 'shift' key.(and it was LOL, not LO[one])
    (I think!).

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    1. Re:It's real simple. by invenustus · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say a BROKEN shift key so much as lazy typing. You want to type a row of exclamation points, but your timing is bad when you release the shift and "1" keys. I see people do it all the time in IM and chat rooms.

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    2. Re:It's real simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFLLL!!!1`1! ROR!@ WAFFLZ!

      Sarcastically feigning excitement or amazement. Making fun of people who actually say "lawl". Or simply being that dumb. Any of these.

    3. Re:It's real simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the "1"'s throw a curve ball at slashdot's lameness filter detector. Try posting with a bunch of "!"'s and see what happens.

    4. Re:It's real simple. by visgoth · · Score: 1

      !!!1!111 is annoying, but people who intentionally use "teh" need to be euthanized.

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  51. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like I said, mod parent up. It's a point worth making.

  52. Haven't we been through this before? by Ynazar1 · · Score: 1
  53. Deja Vu by DarkBlackFox · · Score: 1

    Didn't the internet turn 35 a few months ago?

    1. Re:Deja Vu by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's the other internet people were talking about earlier.

  54. Story summary sounds fake... by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    I mean seriously, even those days, some common sense log-ic could have made a better system, so either they took too much LSD or are lieing their asses off coz they just cant remember or it was utterly boringly simple.

    crashing after "lo" , what they stored the IO buffer in a *pointer, that pointed 0x0 by accident overiding offset 0x0000002 ??

    Even 15 yo programmers did better in 1984 on C-64 :)s

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    1. Re:Story summary sounds fake... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah. Remember, those were the days of 16-bit words.

    2. Re:Story summary sounds fake... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Just because you're ignorant and choose not to investigate for yourself doesn't make the story fake. It is very true; the Stanford system had a form of auto-complete which attempted to complete the word "login" when it saw "log". The UCLA system wasn't expecting to see any data at that point and it promptly crashed when it recieved "in" back from the Stanford machine.

  55. A great book on this topic by patjenk · · Score: 2, Informative

    Katie Hafner wrote a great book entitled "Where Wizards Stay Up Late" thats all about the creation of the arpanet. It is more focused on the work that was going on in Boston and I believe MIT at the time than the specific stanford happenings but has a ton of information on both. This is a very interesting read. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0684 832674/qid=1099089921/sr=8-1/ref=pd_csp_1/102-7568 317-3623330?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

  56. Now tell Joe Beer this. by JessLeah · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Joe Beer thinks "the Internet" is around ten years old, since that's when he first heard of it. Smarter Joe-Beers would point to the date of the invention of the Web (not "the Internet" as a whole) and say "See? The Internet was invented by Tim Berners-Lee in 199x... I read it on such-and-such"...

    [cue OT rant]

    Most bozos nowadays can't distinguish between:

    * "The Internet" and "The Web"
    * "PC" and "Windows"
    * "Microsoft" and "Windows"
    * "Macintosh" and "the Mac OS" (or "Mac OS X")
    * "Apple" and "Macintosh"


    Thus, you will hear things like "Yeah, I'm on the Web" (translation: "I have a connection to the Internet"), or "Are you running Windows or Mac?" (translation: "Windows or Mac OS X"), or "This game is only available for the PC" (read: "...for Windows").

    However, these same functional computer illiterates (read: 99% of the US population) manage to think that "Linux", "Unix", "Red Hat" and "Solaris" (to give four examples) are completely different skillsets (talk to any typical "tech recruiter" and you'll see what I mean. I've met guys who have twenty years of experience in half a dozen commercial Unices, but can't get a job dealing with the one major flavor they've never touched... 'cuz as we all know, they don't all share 99% of the same stuff.... Oh, wait, they do...)

    1. Re:Now tell Joe Beer this. by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      Heck, I was just told by our office manager that "Some people's internets are down." Careful probing revealed that, to her, internet==networkDrop. Who knew?

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    2. Re:Now tell Joe Beer this. by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      However, these same functional computer illiterates (read: 99% of the US population) manage to think that "Linux", "Unix", "Red Hat" and "Solaris" (to give four examples) are completely different skillsets

      Oh, it's much worse than you think...

      "What's a mozilla? I don't want mozilla, I want the internet" -- My Mother.

    3. Re:Now tell Joe Beer this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got beat up a lot in high school, didn't you?

    4. Re:Now tell Joe Beer this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Have you tried going from (example) HP-UX administration to Solaris administration without knowing how to work with the other system's needlessly complex system management interfaces? Although the basic system user interface and command-line tool sets are identical, you might as well be starting out on a completely new system.

    5. Re:Now tell Joe Beer this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's awful. I even know this guy who says "Joe Beer" (translation: "Joe Six-Pack"). "Joe Beer" -- can you imagine?! So I decided to call him on it. I mean, sure, I understand exactly what he meant, and it's a reasonable colloquial shorthand, but I figure, if I can make someone's life more miserable today, why not do it? People need to know the truth about how I am superior to them.

    6. Re:Now tell Joe Beer this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You vote Republican, don't you.

    7. Re:Now tell Joe Beer this. by zoeblade · · Score: 1

      Most bozos nowadays can't distinguish between:

      * "The Internet" and "The Web"
      * "PC" and "Windows"
      * "Microsoft" and "Windows"
      * "Macintosh" and "the Mac OS" (or "Mac OS X")
      * "Apple" and "Macintosh"

      Not to mention IBM compatible PCs running Windows, IBM compatible PCs regardless of what they're running, or PCs in general, or for that matter the roman numeral for ten or the letter X (let alone how to pronounce TeX).

    8. Re:Now tell Joe Beer this. by gr0k · · Score: 2, Insightful
      * "The Internet" and "The Web"

      I found it kinda funny that on your website in your sig about UnixKit contains the following:

      • Built from Unix programs already ported to Windows by coders around the Web

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  57. Is seems like... by mbrewthx · · Score: 3, Funny

    Only yesterday The Internet hosted it's firt pRon site...

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  58. I didn't know they ran Windoze back then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The UCLA programmers only got as far as 'lo' before the Stanford machine crashed.'"



    Wow! I did not know they ran Windoze back then!

  59. 35 Years Old? by MisterTeabag · · Score: 1

    So the Internet can now run for President! Just in time for election day, too.

  60. How pong invented the internet by shadowsurfr1 · · Score: 1

    This month's Wired magazine has an image that looks like a spider web tracing pong to the internet. Quite interesting.

    Pong -> Atari -> Activision -> Infocom -> MIT -> BBN -> Arpanet -> Internet

    Here's a link to my website with the image. Just follow the dotted white line.

    http://shadowsurfr1.mine.nu/images/pong_internet.j pg

    1. Re:How pong invented the internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somehow, tracing through MIT seems like cheating.

  61. Internet will never catch me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    bwahahahahaha

    internet turns 35, but I turn *36* ...

    it will never catch me, as long as I'm alive!

  62. Dear Internet... by shaneh0 · · Score: 1

    Dear Internet,
    Don't you think it's time you settled down? I know that 35 isn't old but you have children now and we they're getting bigger every day. As hard as it may be, you have to start thinking about something bigger then yourself.

    It's time to be a grown up and say "I've had enough." Enough Porn, enough gambling, enough lolita brides from Taiwan. But stay positive, Internet, after all, you've had a pretty good run. But let's face it, you couldn't keep this pace up forever. You played video games for 3 million hours last year alone. And let's be serious here: ten million job postings and you've never held a single job?

    It's time to clean up your act and start thinking about the next 35 years. Do you want to be the only 70 year old still hooked on Porn on Pirated Music? Your network is aging--what would you do if you broke a hip? or even worse, a backbone?

    We love you, Internet. We only want what's best.

    Shane

  63. Vint Cerf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    ...has some interesting comments on his collaboration with Robert Kahn and where the net is headed in his blog.

  64. funniest post I've seen here for a while! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She sure looks toight for 97!

  65. Not the real circletimessquare! by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

    If it were, it would have read something like this...

    it is not like the original ubergeeks sat around the u berkeley lab setting up darpanet in the 1960s

    and said hey lets invent an infinitely superior music distribution model that no one can make money off of

    but that is exactly what the did

    Of course, it would then ramble on for at least 10 more micro-paragraphs, none of which would use punctuation or capitalization.

  66. I guess that makes the internet a Scorpio... by fonetik · · Score: 1
    ...And today's horoscope is pretty accurate:

    Is there a whole lot of tension in the air? There's no denying that there is a definite friction between you and a friend, coworker or family member, but you might not have the slightest idea how it came to be there. Are you overlooking something that you might have said or done to set them on edge? A sensitive soul might have taken umbrage at your quick wit and off-the-cuff comments. Think very carefully about what you might have said in the past.

    From: http://astrology.yahoo.com/astrology/general/daily extended/scorpio

  67. Internet Down? by Evil+Butters · · Score: 2, Funny

    So does this mean that the whole damn Internet will be down now -- as it gets slashdoted?

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  68. Their next conversation went like this... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

    UCLA: bud
    Stanford: weis
    Slashdot: e...NO CARRIER

  69. That is exactly my point. by Tracer_Bullet82 · · Score: 1

    I shudder to think of it myself.

    But I have to question your inclusion of porn and hackers.

    porn and hackers are not bad per se, and without porn and hackers the net(WWW) wouldnt probaly exist.

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  70. According to US law by TiggertheMad · · Score: 2, Funny

    A president of the United States must be 35 years old and a native US citicizen. So, who is with me?

    INTERNET for PRESIDENT, 2004!

    It is a pretty good choice. Internet is socially liberal, and fiscially conservative, very accepting of others, and it is willing to let you look at it's massive pr0n collection for free.

    Now, all it needs is a phone switch for VP, and it's the ultimate ticket.

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    1. Re:According to US law by awehttam · · Score: 1
      At least the Internet's lies would be transparent.

  71. What they actually typed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    por^H^H^Hlo

  72. no no no by Tom7 · · Score: 1

    No no no, it's supposed to go

    LI

    and then crash. LO comes second.

  73. WRONG! by Madwand · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Internet turned 21 on January 1, 2004. The Internet was born on January 1, 1983 when the ARPANET converted from NCP to TCP/IP. The ARPANET was Network 10. The ARPANET is dead. Long live the ARPANET!

  74. Translation for the binary impaired by The+FooMiester · · Score: 1

    Happy Birthday!

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  75. Re:Famous internet prediction by me in 1989 by RealProgrammer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In 1989 the Internet (all text : mail, telnet, ftp, news, etc) was growing at something like 8% per month. A coworker predicted that in 10 years everyone's toaster would be networked.

    I said, "No, only geeks will ever use the Internet."

    I realized how wrong that was when I saw my first URL on a billboard in about '95. I felt violated. They were taking over my network!

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    sigs, as if you care.
  76. I feel young again! by lxs · · Score: 1

    Since I turn 33 today, and until now I never knew I shared a birthday with something so big! It's the geek equivalent to being born on christmas day.

    Guess I'm not an old fart, I'm in fact younger than the internet!

  77. Thank you Al Gore!! by MindDelay · · Score: 0, Troll

    we all need to stop and thank the man that made all of this possible....Al Gore. and while we're at it, lets thank him for sucking so much that he couldn't beat a total idiot in an election and now the world is a worse off place than it was 4 years ago....so, thank you Al Gore!!! happy birthday internet.

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    1. Re:Thank you Al Gore!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yes. All Hail Algore.... inventor of the Internet, misunderstood advocate of the Clipper Chip, champion of Capital Punishment for the mentally ill, and overall Campaign Finance genius extraordinaire. A man whose combined knowledge of the law and sheer creativity enabled breakthroughs into new realms of government abuse. Let us now toast the fact that this man was truly unique.

  78. CBC news report on "Internet" by xdc · · Score: 2, Informative

    That was interesting. At one point in the video, I saw a 1992 copyright flash across a screen, so this video must date from circa 1992.

  79. Somebody want to tell Al? by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    Maybee send a thank-you email to al.gore@whitehouse.gov.
    Rember, If it weren't for him inventing the internet, we would still be buying porn at the liquor store.....
    reminds me.. I'm out of liquor..

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  80. Three Dead Trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    reminded me of this little gem:
    "The Internet was invented by the American military back in the late '60s. It was designed to be a durable, scalable, decentralized information delivery system so that in the event of a nuclear attack, American military leaders would still have access to pornography."

    Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie - "Keep your parents off the internet" (I'm not afiliated with them)

  81. Lucky us by ICECommander · · Score: 1

    If it weren't for the 'internets' then I don't know what I would do.

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  82. Wait... by atomm1024 · · Score: 1

    There was an article just like this in late September, saying that September 2 marked the Internet's 35th. What the hell?

    Which is it, Slashdot?? Make up your mind!

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  83. Happy birthday, Iwakure Lain... by MsGeek · · Score: 1

    Those who have seen the Anime series "Serial Experiments: Lain" will know what I am talking about. Those who haven't, should.

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  84. A scary thought... by Skudd · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that the internet is going to experience a mid-life crisis?

  85. it's really me ;-) by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    i can prove it

    i basically am paraphrasing from my kuro5hin story

    http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2003/1/28/31758/7402

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  86. i disagree by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    my comment was basically paraphrasing from a story i wrote a long time ago on kuro5hin

    http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2003/1/28/31758/7402

    basically, my point is that the desire to create music is stronger than the desire to make money

    we were banging on drums on front of campfires simply for the sheer joy of it tens of thousands of years before we were exchanging metal coins

    do you love music?

    no, really... do you love music?: because if you really do, then you will understand why making money or not off of music is not even a valid quesiton to ask

    just because they might not become the next decimillionaire sean puffy combs doesn't mean teenage boys will stop trying to make music... your forgetting deeper motivations:

    impressing girls

    ego, being in the spotlight

    etc.

    so we won't have the next britney spears? who the fuck cares!

    please, by all means, do not confuse the music industry with music itself

    it existed long before vinyl, and it will exist long after bertelesmann and sony records are dust and even long after the internet is dust

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    1. Re:i disagree by soliptic · · Score: 1
      Er... if you're going to reply to my posts, please do me the courtesy of reading them.

      Now you can say "real musicians will continue to make music for the love of it, even if they're not getting paid" all you like. You'd be right. They will.
    2. Re:i disagree by soliptic · · Score: 1
      Oh, and bad form to reply to my own post, but that really has annoyed me quite a lot.

      How dare you question whether I love music? I've been making it for about 18 years so far and never yet earned any money from it. Sure, I've been paid - but set against the money I've spent on instruments, tuition, equipment, travel, rehearshal room hire, etc, etc, I can guarantee that overall, I've subsidised my music making heavily from my own pocket.

      For the past four and half years I've been in a semi-professional band called keirestu. We get paid up to £800 for an hours set. Cushy money? Well, no. There are ten of us, so if we were to split it, that's £80 each. But we don't split it - we can't afford to. Every penny goes back into the band fund to keep the show on the road. We tour with pushing £20,000 worth of kit. Every gig we play in London costs us about £450 in travel costs alone, and last gig in London we were paid £15. YES, FIFTEEN POUND. In other words, we subsidised the missing £435 FROM OUR OWN POCKETS.

      So, once again, how dare you?

      Now, we happen to think we're pretty damn good. That's why keep on doing it. Plenty of other people think we're pretty damn good, too. ;)

      But let me tell you. After this many years trying to do the band in our spare time, outside a convential 40-hour working week, it's getting harder and harder. It won't last forever... Unless we can turn pro, sooner or later one or more of us will have to call it a day, the band will split and that'll be that. No more music from us. Ever.

      Now, if you happen to be one of the thousands of people who have enjoyed our gigs or CDs over the past few years, you'll probably think that's quite a shame. Because we haven't even made 1% of the music we have in us, yet - quantity OR quality. If we could earn a living from this band, we could practice, songwrite and record material EVERY DAY -- as opposed to our current situation, with 10 people juggling different jobs and fitting the band in whenever they can blag a few days off work -- which has given us the mighty total of three practice/songwriting sessions in the last year.

      Are you any closer to grasping my point yet?

  87. LO... by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 1

    Funny, if it was a Linux system it would have crashed at LI.

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  88. "Maybe if TCP/IP were less formal... by jcuervo · · Score: 3, Funny

    it'd be 'YO!/SUP?' instead" - Thinkgeek

    Seems fitting, though.

    192.168.1.2: 'Lo.
    192.168.1.1: Hey.
    192.168.1.2: 'n I get a shell?
    192.168.1.1: Sure.

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  89. i'll tip my hat.. by tasinet · · Score: 1

    to whoever finds out which was the first p0rn site ..and when it first aired...

  90. Lo! by Alien54 · · Score: 1
    like in the Bible.....

    and Lo! they entered the land of Plenty

    Thus the original login was strangely appropriate

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  91. Clearly we have a disagreement... by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    about when the "Internet" first took it's baby steps.

    How about when DARPA officially earmarked the money to start the research program? Anyone want to hazard a guess when that was, exactly?

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  92. What happen on September 1, 1969 by rleibman · · Score: 1

    I don't remember where I had heard that the Internet was born on 9/1/1969, now I find it was 10/29? what's up?
    Why do I care? Because I was born on precisely that date, and it's always been cool to say that the Internet is exactly as old as I am.

  93. Guess who didn't get interviewed today by rogerborn · · Score: 1

    Today is a very important day.
    Its the 35th Anniversary of the Internet.

    All kinds of important people associated with
    the Internet and the World Wide Web were
    interviewed today, all over the planet.

    How come nobody interviewed the guy who invented it?

    You know - Al Gore?

    =)

    Roger Born
    writing.borngraphics.com
    "These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others."

    1. Re:Guess who didn't get interviewed today by laura20 · · Score: 1

      Probably because they aren't as stupid as you in swallowing RNC spin?

  94. the internet? by LiquidHAL · · Score: 1

    what the fuck is the internet

  95. Libertarians: Please log off the internet now by Serveert · · Score: 1

    Darpanet, HEARD OF IT?

    Funded by the government. Precursor of the internet.

    Government handout.

    IS THAT A HAMMER AND SICKLE ON YOUR FOREHEAD?

    DONT LIKE IT? LOG OFF.

    Use a commercial network like X.25. Apply to Tymnet, Inc. and hope they'll accept your website.

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  96. Isn't it all downhill after 35? by Seventh+Magpie · · Score: 1

    Doesn't life go downhill after 35? SPAM, phishing, vulnerabilities, DDOS....I guess it is true then!

    So when does the Internet have it's mid life crisis and buy itself a new cherry red convertible Cray X1?

  97. What he means by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Road network > Cars or Postal system > Junk Mail.

    The internet is a number of inventions put together, the idea of a open protocol that any computer network could talk to the outside regardless of what it used internally. It is also the idea that it not centralized like more tradionional networks so that it could survive outage.

    Just like junkmail != Postal system, the internet != WWW. Rather just like junkmail uses the postal system to work, the WWW uses the internet. HOWEVER, the two are entirely unrelated. It would be very easy for me to send junkmail without using the postal system, just dropping flyers in your neighbourhood does that and it is easy to make a WWW site wich does not use the internet (A website using local links would do that href=/home/user/mysite/page2.html).

    The internet existed long before WWW. This makes those predicting the end of the Internet because of spam or IE exploits so fucking hilarious. It is like saying roads are going to be destroyed because of traffic jams. What you say? We might all use rail transport instead? Rails are roads. Just as anything that will replace the internet will be the internet.

    The internet is not a thing, it is an idea. The idea that you can connect individual networks to a central network that connects them all.

    If I implemented my connection with the revolutionary new tech off Avian IP it would still be part of the internet even if noone else has packet delays == cat digestive system.

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    1. Re:What he means by pixel.jonah · · Score: 1

      well put, thank you...

  98. Who is making money? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
    Everyone seems to claim that they are not. Apple says it is breaking even and the money is on the iPods and the music screwers claim that the prices have to go up because they ain't making enough profit on it (lets see 99 per song, 15 songs per album, exactly what is the price of an american CD? and how can something wich doesn't cost money to produce but raises the same kind of money as something wich costs a lot to produce or so they claim have less profit? ARRGH MY HEAD TRYING TO UNDERSTAND RIAA DOUBLESPEAK)

    Of course laughing in the background are the credit card companies. Money in the bank. Each and every song bought makes them money and all the need to is a computer system they need anyway. Sweet.

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    1. Re:Who is making money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One million fucking dollars, rock bitch!

  99. Too old to get a job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope the Internet won't lose its job. Now it's too old to get reemployed.

  100. The first Bit to travel over ARPANET? by j.leidner · · Score: 2, Interesting
    So was the first ever bit to travel over the Net a 0 or a 1??

    Assuming that the Honeywell-based IMP was a using a 7-bit ASCII-like encoding without checksum bit and transferred bit sequentially from most to least significant bit, then the first sequence was 1001100. But I guess it was perhaps rather based on a five-bit teletype scheme.

    There wasn't much info on the DDP-516's homepage about that. But I like this quote: "The Honeywell DDP-516 was chosen for its high clock speed (aprox. 1.1 MHz) and expandability"

    Birth of the Internet


    Honeywell Series 16

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  101. or between office and windows by dj_virto · · Score: 1

    my boss *whining*: I thought I had XP
    me *helpfully*: you have office XP
    boss: It says 2000. I want eksss-peeee...

    Maybe if you listened for more than two seconds to anything.. god.. he's just like George Bush has been described- doesn't read anything, intentionally ignorant, can't tolerate dissent, judges the truth of what people say not on their evidence and reason but on their body language.

    Could we be seeing the early stages of a genuine de-evolution?

  102. Re:Liberals: Please log off the internet now by HanzoSpam · · Score: 1

    Darpanet, HEARD OF IT?

    Funded by the government. Precursor of the internet.

    Government handout.


    And exactly how many people derived a benefit from it until it was opened up to commercial interests?

    Very, very few.

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  103. Re:Liberals: Please log off the internet now by Serveert · · Score: 1

    As always, commercial interests jump on after the R&D money has poured into it and proven it to work, without government handouts the internet as we know it wouldn't exist since no company would have wanted to invest the R&D expenditures to prove it may/may not work.

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