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Bicycle Riding on Square Wheels

Roland Piquepaille writes "Before starting our long working week, let's relax with this story of a bicycle with square wheels. No, it's not a joke. And it even rides smoothly. But there is a trick: the road must have a specific shape. The Math Trek section of Science News Online tells us more about this strange bicycle -- actually a tricycle with two front wheels and one back wheel. Read this overview for some excerpts and a picture of the tricycle, or the original article for an additional animation."

406 comments

  1. Smooth ride by gid13 · · Score: 2, Troll

    I'll bet it stays smooth on turns. :P

    1. Re:Smooth ride by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      I'll bet it stays smooth on turns. :P

      And you could forget rim brakes.

      i wonder if this could revive the Peugeot bicycle brand...

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    2. Re:Smooth ride by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you'll need to modify the cylindrical shape of the road to something 3D for turning.

  2. Allrighty then by JSkills · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll get right on that change-the-shape-of-all-of-the-roads project right away ...

    1. Re:Allrighty then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      from the state of the roads round here,i thought you had already started

    2. Re:Allrighty then by ehiris · · Score: 3, Funny

      And I'll get on the go from point A to point B without ever turning project right away. I wonder who will be done first.

    3. Re:Allrighty then by timts · · Score: 0

      yeah, just as stupid as they can be and there's absolutely no other way to spend the research funding they got.

    4. Re:Allrighty then by merlin_jim · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, this research does have real world applications.

      In the early parts of the industrial age it was found that a certain shape of gear teeth (both along the axle of the gear, and the tooth's profile seen edge on), removed gear slip allowing for much smoother operation, to the point where bevelled gears are used in all car transmissions today.

      This research may lead to innovative and new ways to mesh gears together; for instance, I could imagine one application to allow gears with teeth numbers that aren't strictly in ratio to their diameters to mesh properly. If that were the case, then we could make transmissions and gear boxes an order of magnitude or so smaller...

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    5. Re:Allrighty then by the+hermit · · Score: 1

      This would be the perfect bicycle for Bizarro world!

    6. Re:Allrighty then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently, this dates back to the stone age, or
      so claims Wallace T. Wallington in the detroit news:

      http://www.detnews.com/2004/metro/0404/01/d06e-1 09 393.htm

      Nice picture of his models at the head of the article.

    7. Re:Allrighty then by senatorpjt · · Score: 1

      That picture of the square on inverted catenaries has been a standard demo animation in Mathematica since I took freshman physics in 1996.

      In fact, before I even looked at the article, that had already popped into my head.

    8. Re:Allrighty then by merlin_jim · · Score: 1

      That picture of the square on inverted catenaries has been a standard demo animation in Mathematica since I took freshman physics in 1996.

      Yes, but he's characterizing all of the possibilities of shapes... some of the quite complicated... that can mesh together.

      At the end of this effort I imagine he will publish a paper generalizing the formulas to characterize all the possible meshings of different shapes. Then someone else will take that and play around with it and make some widget that will change the world.

      I'm still thinking about gears whose tooth count need not be derived from the radius. Right now, if you want a 3:1 gear ratio, then the diameter of one gear must be thrice that of the other gear. With this technology, we might be able to bring that down significantly... I just can't wait for the LEGO style set built out of that concept. It'll have a ton of different gears, all the exact same size, but with different teeth... they'll all mesh together perfectly.

      We might finally be able to build a reliable Continually Variable Transmission whose belt doesn't need to be replaced quite so often...

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  3. Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasn't this the technology The Daleks used to climb stairs?

  4. Junior school physics by Space+cowboy · · Score: 5, Informative


    The reason the trike has smooth motion is simple - the centre of mass (where the axle is attached) doesn't move vertically. It's exactly the same reason as for a hoop rolling on a plane surface except the hoop is more obvious.

    When you turn, the square shape doesn't fit so well, so the c.o.m oscillates vertically, and you get a more bumpy ride - the larger the angle you turn through, the worse the fit, and the bumpier the ride. Wheels (round ones) don't have this turning problem so much; my vote goes to the round wheels :-)

    I remember doing a 'Granada power game' (schoolkid teams are set problems to do, and compete to produce the best solution). For the challenge in the year we took part, we had to construct (entirely from cardboard) a device that would travel forward under its own power for 5m, turn through 45 degrees, forward 1m, turn back through 45 degrees and throw a ball-bearing into a target, accuracy being rewarded. There were 2 walls at given positions that you had to get over as well, at 2.5m and 5.5m from the start. We just cut slots in our wheels - there were some really outlandish solutions to getting over the walls though :-)

    Simon

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    1. Re:Junior school physics by greenhide · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For the challenge in the year we took part, we had to construct (entirely from cardboard) a device that would travel forward under its own power

      So, how'd you make it move on it's own power? I'm intrigued.

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    2. Re:Junior school physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      So, how'd you make it move on it's own power? I'm intrigued.

      Presumably elastic bands were permitted in addition to the cardboard.

    3. Re:Junior school physics by Binestar · · Score: 5, Funny

      So, how'd you make it move on it's own power? I'm intrigued.

      Cardboard fueled boiler for the steam engine I would assume.

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    4. Re:Junior school physics by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1
      the centre of mass (where the axle is attached) doesn't move vertically
      Minor nitpick: the smoothness of the ride has nothing to do with the vertical motion of the center of mass, but with the motion of the axle. The c.o.m of a wheel is usually at the axle, but it doesn't have to be. If it isn't, you'll get vibrations at high speeds, at on this bike you probably wouldn't notice it.
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    5. Re:Junior school physics by jpBabelFish · · Score: 1


      The reason which has the smooth movement in trike is simple, - the center of the lump (it attaches the axle, or) does not move vertically at the place. As for that it is other than being clearer, it is the same reason of rolling the level surface exactly is.

      When turning, shape in square is not agreeable so well, therefore c.o.m vibrates vertically, uneven riding in a car obtains more if - the conformity which is worse than uneven riding in a car, and it turns, it is larger... angle. (Circular ones) so there is no this rotary problem in the wheel; My poll goes to the circular wheel: -)

      I ' have remembered that the Granada power game ' is done, (the team of schoolkid the fixed problem which it should do rivals in order to create the best solution). We joined for challenging the year, we (completely) assemble the device, revolution and the revolution which it moves first under itself power for 5m from the cardboard 45 degrees, first with 1m with 45 degrees and you must throw the ball bearing to the accuracy which can give the target and remuneration. You and in excess you must obtain there were two walls in position of the specification which has 2.5m and 5.5m from the start. We cut the slot of our wheels exactly, but - there are to times when it gets over the wall really the wind change there was the solution: -)

      Simon

    6. Re:Junior school physics by p3d0 · · Score: 1
      These two statements seem contradictory:
      ...the smoothness of the ride has nothing to do with the vertical motion of the center of mass, but with the motion of the axle.
      Versus this:
      The c.o.m of a wheel is usually at the axle, but it doesn't have to be. If it isn't, you'll get vibrations at high speeds...
      Vibrations do indeed seem like the opposite of "smoothness" to me.
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    7. Re:Junior school physics by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      There's no contradiction if you read it right (ok... if I had written it better).

      I should have written: "The vertical motion of the c.o.m. does not necessarily have a noticable effect on the smoothness of the ride".

      Better>

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    8. Re:Junior school physics by p3d0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ok, let's agree that the smoothness of the ride really depends on the vertical motion of the driver. :-)

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    9. Re:Junior school physics by micromoog · · Score: 1

      While I doubt this is how they did it, a large weight made from cardboard, starting at a high point, could provide the necessary potential energy.

    10. Re:Junior school physics by Wolfier · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      This whole story sounds like "the moon is round" to me.

    11. Re:Junior school physics by PrinceAshitaka · · Score: 1

      WHile I stil vote for round wheels as well; the problem of turning and going around corners can be solved by banking the curves. YOu can still have your perfect inverse cosine road to keep the axis from bouncing up and down but if you take the road up off the ground (into the z axis) around corners you should be able to move in the x and y directions maintaining smoothness.

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    12. Re:Junior school physics by sydb · · Score: 1

      Except the moon is actually roughly spherical.

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    13. Re:Junior school physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Unfortunately the guy who's been moderated down to 0 is correct :-(

      "Under its own power" was misleading [blush]. What I meant to say was that there could be no additional power apart from that at the start (no pushing, manouvres, "helping") etc.

      Ours (and many others) was powered with a big elastic band. Sorry guys, it wasn't *that* hard - cardboard fusion is beyond 11-year-olds :-) Batteries/electricity weren't permitted. There was actually one group there who used a ramp from about 10' up to provide the starting push. I remember the kid almost falling off the ladder!

      Simon

    14. Re:Junior school physics by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      The reason the trike has smooth motion is simple - the centre of mass (where the axle is attached) doesn't move vertically. It's exactly the same reason as for a hoop rolling on a plane surface except the hoop is more obvious.

      Another way to think about it (especially when viewing the picture) is that they've moved the flat surface to the wheel, and the circular surface to the road.

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    15. Re:Junior school physics by EverDense · · Score: 1

      Not from where I'm standing.

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  5. I guess... by Stu+Catz · · Score: 5, Funny

    they did re-invent the wheel, not a good invention though...

    1. Re:I guess... by rokzy · · Score: 2, Funny

      it's like Microsoft saw the wheel and thought "we gotta get us some of that!"

    2. Re:I guess... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "it's like Microsoft saw the wheel and thought "we gotta get us some of that!"

      And in four years, the Open Source Community will finish making a free copy of it.

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    3. Re:I guess... by sjames · · Score: 1

      Actually, the better analogy is that the trike is any MS product. The road is what the service packs do about the 'problem affecting some users'

      The next version will further reduce the problem by going to triangular wheels (since the corners seem to be the problem and 3 is less than 4).

      Within 4 years, the Open Source community will come up with a trike featuring round wheels but a suspension good enough for it to also interoperate with MSroads. Unlike the MS product, it will work with all versions of MSroads.

    4. Re:I guess... by iNetRunner · · Score: 1

      I think they did this because they know that someone is about to get a patent for the wheel in the States.. Now they have an alternative solution for all those that can't pay licenses.

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    5. Re:I guess... by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Within 4 years, the Open Source community will come up with a trike featuring round wheels but a suspension good enough for it to also interoperate with MSroads. Unlike the MS product, it will work with all versions of MSroads.

      Unfortunately, two years before Microsoft introduced flying cars, so nobody's using MSroads anymore anyway. However, OS users get to feel superior because, even though they get to their destination slower, they're not nearly as likely to blow up in midair.

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  6. hot dish? by garcia · · Score: 2, Funny

    See picture here

    Ya yew betcha! I wonder if that basket on the bike is to hold the hot dish? Only in Minnesota would we spend the time determining if square wheels would work... Perhaps from the potholes on 494?

    I reside in Minnesota so I am permitted to make these important scientific observations :)

    1. Re:hot dish? by haroldK · · Score: 1

      Bah! The potholes on 494 are nothing. The potholes on 94 at 35W, now those are potholes!

    2. Re:hot dish? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OFFTOPIC? You fucking morons. It's not offtopic.

    3. Re:hot dish? by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      Well, the bike looks like a perfect fit for the potholes of New York. So I think that they are onto something!

  7. ingenious concept by brad3378 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Perfect for Michigan roads.

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    1. Re:ingenious concept by Roofus · · Score: 2, Funny

      I guess you have to be from Michigan to get that joke =) Are your roads made of half cylinders?

    2. Re:ingenious concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Michigan "roads" have pot holes so large that an 18-wheeler could fall into one and never be found again...

    3. Re:ingenious concept by Kyont · · Score: 2, Funny

      Let's not forget to cc: the Railroad Commission on the Island of Misfit Toys!

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    4. Re:ingenious concept by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Better for Morrow County, Ohio roads.

    5. Re:ingenious concept by scotch · · Score: 1

      Wow! Those are big potholes. I'm going to Michigan this summer for a reunion, and I'm going to go hunting for lost 18-wheelers!!!

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    6. Re:ingenious concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You haven't been to third world countries.

    7. Re:ingenious concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Michigan's Upper Peninsula isn't a third world country!?

    8. Re:ingenious concept by phyrestang · · Score: 1

      Oh come on! Was I the only person who got that allusion? Damn.. I'd mod you up but I already posted a reply to you.

  8. old news by jokrswild · · Score: 1

    I rode one of these at COSI (in columbus, ohio) maybe 10 or 15 years ago. Pretty cool idea, but I always thought that turning at intersections would be kinda hard....

    1. Re:old news by ahaning · · Score: 1

      Yep. Immediately, I thought "dupe!"

      I don't think I got to ride it, but it was pretty nifty to watch, anyway.

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    2. Re:old news by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      When the new COSI opened, they had an automotive technology exhibit called Square Wheels. Obviously, they had a square wheeled pedal car, but they also had stuff on engines, gears, mufflers, (and now we start to diverge) gyroscopes, air pressure, etc. Pieces and parts of Square Wheels can still be found - the air pressure part is outside the theatre exit, the part with the wheels spinning uphill is in one of the staircases, and a couple of other parts are in the Gadgets section. Just look around, and when you see a yellow diamond sign on a dark blue background, you've found a part of Square Wheels.

    3. Re:OLD NEWS by bussdriver · · Score: 1

      I saw an old newspaper clipping on this at least 5 years ago---and that clipping was old.

      The "1st" bike had 2 wheels.

  9. Groklaw? by ponds · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Why does teh blog theme look almost exactly like Groklaw????? Should Pam stop observing IP lawsuits and get involved?

    1. Re:Groklaw? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's all part of the same site. Duh.

      By the way, the article poster said "a tricycle with two front wheels and one back"... wrong. Look at the picture.

      OH, and I've seen this before. *yawn*

    2. Re:Groklaw? by Meowing · · Score: 1
      Why does teh blog theme look almost exactly like Groklaw????? Should Pam stop observing IP lawsuits and get involved?
      The theme came from Radio, where Groklaw started and the linked blog is hosted. They gave Ms. Jones permission to use the theme when Groklaw moved.
    3. Re:Groklaw? by kgarcia · · Score: 3, Informative

      they are both radio blog themes, based on Bryan Bell's Woodland's Theme

  10. Woohoo! by spellraiser · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Great!

    Now all we need is to lay some curved roads all over the place, make loads of these bikes, and we can all ride bicycles with square-shaped wheels!

    I'm calling my Senator right now!

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    1. Re:Woohoo! by Xaymot · · Score: 0

      Yeah, at first I thought that this Scientist's observations about traction were interesting and then it occurred to me that this moron reinvented the cog.

      What a huge scientific step backwards. Using greased squash to roll Easter Island heads down a hill is more intelligent than this stupid bike.

  11. Could it be... by wviperw · · Score: 5, Funny

    The successor to the overly hyped Segway?

    Wheels? Who needs wheels when rhombuses work perfectly fine!

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    1. Re:Could it be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actaully I think it would be rhombi ;) Why is there no +1 Anal mod?

    2. Re:Could it be... by wviperw · · Score: 1

      Doh! I thought about putting rhombi, but didn't think it was an actual word. Alas..

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    3. Re:Could it be... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Why is there no +1 Anal mod?

      On /.? You really need to ask?

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    4. Re:Could it be... by passion · · Score: 1

      ...where we're going, we don't need roads...

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    5. Re:Could it be... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Rombus? Is that some high-latency, high-clock speed, thin data path BIOS interfacing system that Intel pushed back in the days of the i820 chipset and the beginning of the Pentium 4? Oh, sorry, that's RAMbus...

  12. Good for elementary schoolers by ackthpt · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    Ok, this would have been impressive when I was 12.

    Being a bit of a bike nut I notice this bike would have some issues with turning and fixing flats. Notice that massive saddle (probably gel.) The closest i could find to a real world application of this would be cog trains which have existed in europe for probably a hundred years (notably in the Alps.)

    Isn't this kinda light-weight for slashdot? I mean, where's the tech angle?

    Maybe I could wire up my Zaurus as a trip computer.

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    1. Re:Good for elementary schoolers by Defender2000 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Being a bit of a bike nut I notice this bike would have some issues with turning and fixing flats.


      Don't you mean, fixing rounds?

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  13. The answer is - A circle! by DR+SoB · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The question at the bottom that states they don't have a wheel the same shape as the surface, I tend to disagree, wouldn't a common circular wheel, while going over a steep hill both be circular shapes? What about tank tracks? They are both flat? A flat wheel and a flat surface = the same!

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    1. Re:The answer is - A circle! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A gear and tooth combination would also work. The wheels could be gears and the road could just be a "stretched out" gear.

    2. Re:The answer is - A circle! by jd142 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      wouldn't a common circular wheel, while going over a steep hill

      No, because the hill is really at best a half circle.

      I'm not sure if tank tracks count as a wheel since they don't orbit a central axis. Even if they were, the tank treads aren't flat when they are in use. They're a sort of oblong shape. You might as well say a wheel is also a line because if you cut the inner tube in half it lies down and becomes a line.

      If the wheel is circular, then the road would have to be circular as well. Like going around a small, perfectly spherical asteroid. But is it still a road if it doesn't actually lead anywhere?

    3. Re:The answer is - A circle! by Havokmon · · Score: 2, Funny
      wouldn't a common circular wheel, while going over a steep hill
      No, because the hill is really at best a half circle.

      Yeah, but the Earth is a circle ;)

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    4. Re:The answer is - A circle! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Going over a steep hill with a round wheel wouldn't be smooth. We just typically wouldn't really notice that it isn't smooth. But if you hit it fast enough you would.

      You're not thinking big enough. We are not on a flat plane. The earth is a sphere and therefore a road going around the earth would be the same shape as the wheel. The key being that the center of the wheel is always the same distance from the center of the earth.

      Tank tracks aren't much different from a tire with a lot of air pressure released from a tire. The section in contact with the ground would be flat but it is a morphing surface. I would be hesitant to call the whole tire (track) surface flat.

    5. Re:The answer is - A circle! by mbbac · · Score: 1

      A normal bicycle rolling on the Earth is a wheel with the same shape as the surface.

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    6. Re:The answer is - A circle! by rokzy · · Score: 1

      no, the Earth is a sphere, but we can easily make spherical wheels

    7. Re:The answer is - A circle! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the wheels could be pinions, and the road could be a big ol' rack?

      We have words for these things, eh!.

    8. Re:The answer is - A circle! by Bun · · Score: 1

      "I'm not sure if tank tracks count as a wheel since they don't orbit a central axis."

      Actually, the wheels are inside the tank tracks. The tracks themselves are a sort of 'moving platform' on which the wheels roll. It's like they make their own traction, which is why they work so well in all sorts of terrain.

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    9. Re:The answer is - A circle! by simcop2387 · · Score: 0

      build a large ring, use the inside of that for the road and viola you have a circular road (for those that discount the earth being round http://www.flat-earth.org) and then use round wheels.

    10. Re:The answer is - A circle! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A normal bicycle rolling on the Earth is a wheel with the same shape as the surface.

      That'd be true if the Earth were a Ringworld...

    11. Re:The answer is - A circle! by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      So every day, millions of commuters would be running over the land's huge tits?

      I'd hate to see what plastic surgery got them that big, though...

    12. Re:The answer is - A circle! by Diamon · · Score: 1
      The question at the bottom that states they don't have a wheel the same shape as the surface, I tend to disagree, wouldn't a common circular wheel, while going over a steep hill both be circular shapes? What about tank tracks? They are both flat? A flat wheel and a flat surface = the same!
      Actually the tank track is the surface the wheels of the tank travel upon. The track is flat (at the point where the wheel is moving the tank over them) and the wheels are round.
    13. Re:The answer is - A circle! by PancakeMan · · Score: 1

      Yeah, good point! In fact it needn't be a steep hill - Wouldn't a "flat" road on the surface of a spherical planet be circular?

    14. Re:The answer is - A circle! by Ironica · · Score: 1

      wouldn't a common circular wheel, while going over a steep hill both be circular shapes?

      Well, maybe some naturally-occuring hills, but not any roads going over hills. Vertical curves (any road or rail section which joins two different grades) are always parabolic. Horizontal curves are circular.

      Which they only had to tell me once before I got it. Apparently this is very, very hard to teach to Civil Engineering students, though (I was visiting from the Transportation Planning program), because we spent about two weeks on this single topic.

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  14. Cities Will Be Redesigned Around This... by crazyaxemaniac · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's the next Segway!

  15. reinventing the wheel by GillBates0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    literally

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    1. Re:reinventing the wheel by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      Hell, that's nothing. They also reinvented the workweek.
      Before starting our long working week,

      The "normal" person's workweek in ET started about 4 hours earlier.... 1 hour earlier in PST, but they still missed the "before we start" window for most people.

  16. What next? by Bobdoer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will be be seeing pentagonal wheels or maybe even octogonal wheels? Or better yet n-gonal wheels where n is an incredibly large number?

    1. Re:What next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is the begining of re-invention of wheel, which will enventually evolve into a circular wheel (the shape we see today).

    2. Re:What next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah. When will we get 2 sided wheels?

    3. Re:What next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      woohoo, the gradnparent post - now I thought he just didn't get it.. but the way you saw the irony and made a clever joke out of it, haha.

    4. Re:What next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jeez, your a moron not to get the joke in the first place.

    5. Re:What next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Over sized super swamper Mud tires
      they feel like it on a smooth road

    6. Re:What next? by betat · · Score: 1

      "Or better yet n-gonal wheels where n is an incredibly large number?"

      umm...that would be a round wheel.

    7. Re:What next? by Bobdoer · · Score: 1

      Thank you, Captain Obvious!

  17. Spirograph by brundlefly · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is basically the same principle as the odd-shaped pieces in your old Spirograph set....

    1. Re:Spirograph by sahrss · · Score: 1

      Woah, that link crashes my Firebird! That's a first!

      Only when JavaScript is enabled...hmm. Where do I go to submit this as a bug?

      OT I know...

    2. Re:Spirograph by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 5, Funny

      Damn it! You guys /.'ed Hasbro!
      And I wanted to see the new Spirograph stuff!

    3. Re:Spirograph by coyote_oww · · Score: 1
      Ok, so I'm thinking, "I remember Spirograph from when I was a kid. And, my nephew's birthdays is somewhere areound this time of year... hey...!"

      A quick check of Amazon reveals that the new "Deluxe Spirograph" from Hasboro has the most atrocious ratings possible. Every recommendation is bad!! Nobody thinks you should buy this!

      So, what I want to know, is where are the Hasboro homers? Why hasn't someone from Hasboro posted a review along the lines of "This thing rox dude! I got it for my 10th birthday, and I haven't played with anything else since then"?

    4. Re:Spirograph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait: did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity? Think about it.

  18. Re:WORTHLESS HORSESHIT! by raider_red · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    We'll have your anger management class booked for later in the week. Please enjoy the complimentary tranquilizers.

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  19. This is great! by Neil+Blender · · Score: 1, Informative

    This story is almost as interesting as the latest case-mod story or the latest news about the state of the Linux x-box port.

  20. Read the whole article? by baudilus · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the article:

    Steering remains difficult, however. If you turn the square wheels too much, they get out of sync with the inverted catenaries.


    I wonder what shape my wheels have to be to ride smoothly over the screwed up roads that my town refuses to fix?
    1. Re:Read the whole article? by CkB_Cowboy · · Score: 1

      It's probably possible to create a wheel that could traverse the earth's equator, but it would just be really big, and not really cost effective to buy a pair for your bike. - CB

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    2. Re:Read the whole article? by Hydrogenoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, circular, with a diameter approaching infinity, of course. :-)

    3. Re:Read the whole article? by strictnein · · Score: 1

      Well, circular, with a diameter approaching infinity, of course. :-)

      But what would the radius be then?

    4. Re:Read the whole article? by alptraum · · Score: 1
      What if they did a pattern like sine waves in both the x and y directions, making a surface of small "hills", perhaps turning would be a bit easier if taken at the right angle?

      Also, looking at this pic:
      http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/20040403/f4720 _4958.jpg It was originally stated in the original post that:
      actually a tricycle with two front wheels and one back wheel

      From this picture it looks like it's the other way around, two back wheels and one front.

    5. Re:Read the whole article? by red+floyd · · Score: 3, Funny


      Duh! Infinity over 2!
      </humor>

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    6. Re:Read the whole article? by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wonder what shape my wheels have to be to ride smoothly over the screwed up roads that my town refuses to fix?

      Actually, several non-wheel ideas come to mind:

      Tracked vehicles - make your own potholes - with a smooth ride...
      Walking vehicles - who cares about potholes - or roads for that matter?...
      Flying vehicles - this is my personal favorite - where is that flying car they promissed us?...

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    7. Re:Read the whole article? by dhalgren99 · · Score: 1

      You live in Canada too?

    8. Re:Read the whole article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canada has roads? :P

    9. Re:Read the whole article? by CBravo · · Score: 1

      I don't think so. It would make it impossible to steer. Friction would also be problem.

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    10. Re:Read the whole article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, somewhere under the piles of snow and igloos.

    11. Re:Read the whole article? by strictnein · · Score: 1

      Friction would also be problem.

      well, as long as we're making an infinitely large wheel, i think we can also make a perfectly smooth one

    12. Re:Read the whole article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I live in Minnesota, and someone visiting actually asked where all the igloos were. So I drove him up to the BWCA, and left him there.

      I wonder if he ever found an Igloo? Well not a long walk to Canada from there, so I suppose...

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    13. Re:Read the whole article? by Z4rd0Z · · Score: 1

      I've never heard of BWCA. I immediately thought "Black Women's Christian Association". So what is it?

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    14. Re:Read the whole article? by XCorvis · · Score: 0
    15. Re:Read the whole article? by trg83 · · Score: 1

      >Tracked vehicles - make your own potholes - with a smooth ride...

      Have you ever ridden in a tracked vehicle?

    16. Re:Read the whole article? by Discoflamingo13 · · Score: 1

      Stan Wagon, the inventor of the bike, has been quoted (in Ripley's Believe It or Not, I believe) as saying "it would make a good pothole bike".

    17. Re:Read the whole article? by pediddle · · Score: 1

      Not to mention infinite angular momentum. That's one hell of a gyroscope!

    18. Re:Read the whole article? by deltalmg · · Score: 1
      Actually you got it backwards. Diameter approaching zero can ride on any road. The constraints are:

      1) There is always a point on the wheel that is in contact with the ground

      2) Any discontinuities in the road surface can be matched up to a discontinuity in the geometry of the wheel

      3) Also from the article it seems that their definition of 'freely rolling' includes the axial of the wheel staying at the same elevation. This entails that on a net zero gradient surface that the sum of the vertical distance from the current contact point to the axial and height of the ground relative to the lowest point the ground has on the surface is a constant.

      All of these constraints can be met with a wheel that is just a discontinuity(or a singularity).

      The fun begins when one realizes that the discontinuity constraint implies that the line integral of the road surface from discontinuity to discontinuity imposes geometrical constraints on the possible shape of the wheel. You also have the issue of the shape being constrained by having to be able to fit into the 'holes' between dips. Not a trivial math problem to say the least.

      For you physicists out there(or you math geeks that know some physics), I'm curious how you could apply the Euler-Lagrange methods of optimizing potential energies to the geometry of this problem. What I mean is this: to get the shape that a chain makes when suspended between two points we use Euler-Lagrange methods to optimize the energy of the system constrained by the fact that the chain has a fixed length, and the position of the mounting points. This give the caternary solution for the case of the two mount points being at the same elevation(ie at the same gravitational potential). How do we go from this to the geometry of the wheel? Or even more fun, given an arbitrary wheel or road, determine it's corresponding partner?

    19. Re:Read the whole article? by SeregonSandgrain · · Score: 0

      You think yours are bad.

      I could probably ride that bike fairly smoothly down the roads around here, if I didn't fall into a 3m(6ft, using NASA conversion rates ;)) pot hole.

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    20. Re:Read the whole article? by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      Yep - I was a Cavalry Scout Sgt. in 1990...

      When a tracked vehicle goes over a pothole, you hardly feel it at all - okay so there are vibrations and noise - but the ride of a track across a pothole is alot smoother than the ride of an automobile across the same pothole - particularly larger potholes. That is the point I was getting at - plus the added benefit being able to roll over just about anything in your path.

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      The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
    21. Re:Read the whole article? by trg83 · · Score: 1

      That's cool. I wasn't trying to be argumentative or anything. I was just wondering if anyone on Slashdot had that privilege...

  21. Now the road.... by ericlp · · Score: 5, Funny

    Today in the news: Inventors discover new way to make road construction ( and repair ) even more expensive....

  22. Before the square wheel... by theendlessnow · · Score: 5, Funny
    Stan Wagon invented "clippy" the Microsoft Paper Clip!! Genius! Sheer Genius!

    He's working on a water powered car I hear... just requires a really big hill.

    No word if the car will support square wheels or not.

    1. Re:Before the square wheel... by bob_jordan · · Score: 1

      And on a related note, Microsoft are looking into square wheels. Of course the bikes will be sold at a loss and they'll make the money supplying the roads.

      "He's working on a water powered car I hear... Just requres a really big hill."

      Surely you could heat the water up and use the expansion to drive pistons.

      Or has that been done already. :-)

      Bob.

    2. Re:Before the square wheel... by theendlessnow · · Score: 1
      "He's working on a water powered car I hear... Just requres a really big hill."

      Surely you could heat the water up and use the expansion to drive pistons.

      Ok. So now you need a really big hill that's on fire. A bit more difficult.

  23. That's pretty cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...but does it run Linux?

  24. Slashdot is old by j_sp_r · · Score: 0, Troll

    Orginally posted in '98 only updated in 2004. Isn't that a little bit old news? But you get used to that on slashdot :-). It's a cool concept but most people could find that out, you don't need to finish univerity for that I hope.

  25. oh yeah by unknown_host · · Score: 0

    "for just about every shape of wheel there's an appropriate road to produce a smooth ride, and vice versa.
    surely Mr Wagon(!), you have never driven on Indian roads!

    I had a life before I got karma

  26. If you want to build your own bicycle... by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 1

    ...obviously you'll need a square drill.

    1. Re:If you want to build your own bicycle... by mdouglas · · Score: 1

      Actually, aren't mortising kits for drilling square holes?

    2. Re:If you want to build your own bicycle... by athakur999 · · Score: 1

      So combine this with the giant boring machine off of EBay and you could bore square tunnels wherever your heart desires.

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  27. The wonder of assumptions... by MosesJones · · Score: 3, Funny


    Economics

    "The following theory assumes there are no external factors"

    External Factor = People

    Sociology

    "The following theory is based on a majority sample"

    Majority = 50 in a sample of 99.

    Slashdot

    "The following company/technology categorisation is correct given the sample data"

    Sample data = Slashdot

    And now we have

    "The following design is correct for a given definition of road"

    Reminds me of the old maths joke

    "1+2=4 for sufficiently large values of 2 and small values of 4"

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  28. From the article by sczimme · · Score: 5, Funny


    A catenary is the curve describing a rope or chain hanging loosely between two supports. At first glance, it looks like a parabola. In fact, it corresponds to the graph of a function called the hyperbolic cosine.

    Yeah, I always get those confused...

    [frink]Oy, with the wheels and the squares and the riding and the graphing, ng'hey, glaven.[/frink]

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    1. Re:From the article by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      A catenary would look a lot like a parabola if you were considering only a narrow range of values of x. Expand the series for y = (e ** x) + (e ** (-x)) and you will see why this is so.

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    2. Re:From the article by daeley · · Score: 1

      I was told there would be no math in these comments!

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    3. Re:From the article by mrgeometry · · Score: 1

      As a calculus and pre-calculus teacher, I have found that students will call *any* concave-up graph a parabola. x^4, definitely a parabola, if you're a pre-calc student. I could draw a graph of e^x for x > 0 and some of them would still say it was a parabola.

      zach

    4. Re:From the article by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      I got a note from my mum saying I don't have to do any maths today.

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    5. Re:From the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A catenary is the curve describing a rope or chain hanging loosely between two supports. At first glance, it looks like a parabola.

      The difference between the two (physically speaking) is weight distribution. If you look at a chain, the link in the center only has to support its own weight, while the links at either end have to support far more. This causes it to straighten out a bit on the sides.

      That's why a suspension bridge really is a parabola: the weight of the road surface is the same for every point on the support, and the weight of the support itself is insignificant by comparison. If you hung identical lead weights on each link in the chain, it'd form a parabola again. (well, not exactly, but pretty close)

      (Hey, I'm allowed to be nerdy here...)

  29. So much for by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1, Redundant
    So much for reinventing the wheel.

    And I was always told that was the wrong approach to use.

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    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  30. Proprietary Roads! by serutan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seems to me this is a good analog to proprietary file formats. Instead of having people pay tolls, maybe the government should build roads with inverted caternary bumps and sell the square wheels!

    1. Re:Proprietary Roads! by jpBabelFish · · Score: 0

      To private file type it seems the way in me who am good analog with this. In place of the thing which has the payment passage money of the people, it makes the road where the caternary bulging where perhaps government makes upside-down has been attached, the wheel in square should be sold!

  31. Isle of misfit toys by dr_dank · · Score: 1

    Where's the squirt gun that shoots grape jelly?

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    1. Re:Isle of misfit toys by Rallion · · Score: 1

      Nice reference. Now I have to go all day thinking, "We're all misfits!" and....and the song...

  32. I'm sticking with the wheel by MojoRilla · · Score: 1

    How many roads do you have in where you live that has perfect bumps in it?

    Also, steering with this would be impossible. Basically, this goes in a straight line only.

    And, this is good food for thought. Perhaps this priciple can be applied to other things.

  33. Web design with Mathematica?!? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 5, Interesting
    If you follow the link to the designer's own web page, and scroll to the bottom, you see:
    Created by Mathematica (February 3, 2004)

    I just realized that any geek cred I thought I had was just an illusion. I don't ever want to hear jokes about Emacs again. Understand?

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    1. Re:Web design with Mathematica?!? by vanza · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dude, we're talking about *square wheels*. The guy surely is not a big fan of using the right tool for the job (in any situation, it seems).

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    2. Re:Web design with Mathematica?!? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'd say you're right. When all you have is a square, everything begins to look like a fractalated surface?

      If he uses Mathematica for his "real" website, I wonder if he blogs with Octave?

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      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    3. Re:Web design with Mathematica?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'm a former student of Stan's... he does *everything* in Mathematica (Except for spell it out... he refers only to Mma). If I remember right he's on some sort of advisory board for Wolfram Research.

      Once upon a time, because my first college math course was taught by Prof. Wagon, all of my math papers were done in Mma... the highest compliment he ever paid me was that I had learned Mma typesetting "very well". It's not hard once you get used to it by placing your head in a microwave...

    4. Re:Web design with Mathematica?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When your only tool is a hammer, everything starts to like a nail.

    5. Re:Web design with Mathematica?!? by passion · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, it appears that he's not alone...

      http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Converted+by+Mat hematica%22

      google returns 10,000+ results for that phrase...

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    6. Re:Web design with Mathematica?!? by Ironica · · Score: 1

      http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Converted+by+Mat hematica%22

      google returns 10,000+ results for that phrase...


      But if you search on what the parent poster actually repeated, you only get 856 hits (in English, anyway).

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  34. *BOOM* by H3lldr0p · · Score: 5, Funny
    It was at this point that my brain attempted to explode:

    "So far, no one has found a road-and wheel combination in which the road has the same shape as the wheel."

    1. Re:*BOOM* by Glog · · Score: 1

      Actually in zero-gee once you get the right inertia you can just go gliding with a simple bike on the inner side of a very very VERY large round wheel. Hence both the bike's wheel and the road are wheels so to speak. Cheers!

    2. Re:*BOOM* by derkaas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It seems like a flat road on a spherical earth would be the same shape.

    3. Re:*BOOM* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the Reuleaux Triangle somebody mentioned? Look at the last picture and judge for yourself (in this case it seems, the road could be arranged out of proper alligned triangles, although one could use other shapes as well)

    4. Re:*BOOM* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, just like the "circle of death" or whatever it's called motorcycle trick.

      And the sphere they ride around at the cirus.

      Same shape... Obviously whoever wrote the statement is a moron.

    5. Re:*BOOM* by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Given that most wheels are closed, whereas most roads are open, this isn't too surprising.

    6. Re:*BOOM* by Merk · · Score: 1

      That's easy: very large spherical wheels on a very small spherical road-planet.

  35. Tricycle sounds like the Dymaxion Car by G4from128k · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That backwards tricycle sounds like the Buckminster Fuler's Dymaxian Car. That beast was designed for minimum air resistance. Also having the two wheels in front provides better stability when cornering during hard braking. Still, tricycles do have some roll-over stability problems because the CG is closer to the sides of the wheelbase.

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    1. Re:Tricycle sounds like the Dymaxion Car by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      This 'backwards' tricycle design (commonly known as a 'tadpole' shape) is very common among recumbent bikes.

      Greenspeed
      Windcheetah
      Catrike
      Build your own
      Many others

      The Dymaxion suffered from having rear wheel steering. Tends to be very, very unstable at anything over walking speed. Too easy to overcorrect, swinging the back end wide.

    2. Re:Tricycle sounds like the Dymaxion Car by Scottarius · · Score: 1

      I may just be completely blind, but when I look at the pictures I see a completely normal tricycle, not a backwards one that keeps getting mentioned. Or are you supposed to ride the thing with your handlebars behind you?

    3. Re:Tricycle sounds like the Dymaxion Car by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except for the fact that the post is messed up, and the bike is actually an normal tricycle, with 1 front, and 2 rear wheels

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    4. Re:Tricycle sounds like the Dymaxion Car by Merk · · Score: 1

      Um, how can a tricycle design (3 wheels) be common among recumbant bikes (bicycle = 2 wheels).

      Sincerely, Lieutenant Nitpick

    5. Re:Tricycle sounds like the Dymaxion Car by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      It's odd that the article pointed out specifically that the bike had two wheels in the front and one in the back. Pointing that out makes me think that the bike was unusual in ways other than having square wheels. But then the picture is the other way around.

      Because of this I'm not even confident that the trike in the picture shown is the same one the reporter saw. It's madness!

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    6. Re:Tricycle sounds like the Dymaxion Car by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      Um, how can a tricycle design (3 wheels) be common among recumbant bikes (bicycle = 2 wheels).
      Sincerely, Lieutenant Nitpick


      ok....tadpole trikes (2F/1R) are quite common in the recumbent community, instead of recumbent bike.
      or....a tadpole trike (2F/1R) is a very common HPV design

      or...let's spell recumb e nt right.

      Yours,
      General Pedant

  36. Now I know by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 1

    Why those people , who drive like crazy on the roads, drive like so....it's the road stupid, not the driver.

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  37. Old News! by back_pages · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've seen the South Park kids travel to French Canada. They have square wheels on their bicycles as well as their cars. I really don't see what the big excitement is all about.

    1. Re:Old News! by ehiris · · Score: 1

      Actually all of Canada has square wheels. And this project would even have use in the South Parkian Canada since they only had one road in Canada so you don't have to turn.

    2. Re:Old News! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Informative!? See you in metamoderation...

  38. old joke by Al+Al+Cool+J · · Score: 3, Funny

    They should have used triangular wheels. One less bump.

  39. we have them already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think about it. What happens to a n-gonal shape as n approaches infinity? Starts looking like that round shaped wheel I have on my car already!

    1. Re:we have them already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jeebus, man. It was nice how you got that joke and stuff...

    2. Re:we have them already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was being funny you stupid fuck.

    3. Re:we have them already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your mathematical prowess exceeds that of your humor by a factor of n, where n approches infinity.

    4. Re:we have them already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was the best response yet.

  40. Oh woooo, I hope he didn't get paid to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, how many people clicked that link and thought "how to make a square wheel work?" and then thought "Well, make the road humpy do that the corners of the wheel match the depressions"

    This is not news. This is anti-news.

  41. Elegant solution- by baudilus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While a mathematical solution is technically perfect, I can think of an easy way to determine the requisite road shape: use a square wooden block, cut a hole in teh center so you can roll it, then do so over a reasonably soft surface. You can even observe how the shape of the catenaries elongates as the rotational speed stays constant but the horizontal velocity increases. Would be fun for downhill rides. :)

  42. Duh, physics class 101 by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Every college physics class has one day where they talk about this,where the road is lumpy in a specific way, and then the bicycle with square wheels can drive. You know what else has a smooth ride? the space shuttle crawler. If you weigh enough, you just crush anything that would otherwise be a bump. I'll be happy when I see a vehicle besides a tank whose method of ground contact changes shape to accommodate for the road (i.e. tank tread on a bicycle). That would be sweet!

    http://www.fulcrumgallery.com

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    1. Re:Duh, physics class 101 by ccwaterz · · Score: 1

      I swear stuff like this was on the SATs or maybe some kind of intelligence test. I've seen questions that involve odd shape wheels and the "perfect roads" for them somewhere.

    2. Re:Duh, physics class 101 by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      They used to make a skidoo like this. The Elan used bogey-wheel suspension much that on tanks. They don't use this anymore. I guess using suspension that lets the whole track move as a single piece works a lot better on the nicely groomed trails everyone is using now.

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    3. Re:Duh, physics class 101 by el-spectre · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Check this out. So far as I know, you still use the original shocks and stuff, so the ride would be fairly smooth...

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    4. Re:Duh, physics class 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1970s Delta 88 station wagon
      Ford LTD wagon
      Ford Galaxy 500
      1965 cadiliac eldorado broughman edition

      the idea of crushing would be bumps has already been pioneered. blame the new age of fuel economy for a harsher ride

    5. Re:Duh, physics class 101 by marine_recon · · Score: 1

      smart wheels from snow crash. basically a system of rods that extend or contract depending on the surface. perfect for skateboards or motorcycles ;-)

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  43. 4th grade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I rememeber back in 4th grade my school took a field trip to the boston science museum and they had one of these. Im in college now. Thanks for keeping up with the time slashdot.

  44. Finally we get some improvements! by comedian23 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was wondering when someone was going to get around to improving the wheel. The current version is so impractical, inefficient, and has such a limited range of applications it has been screaming for a face-lift. Someone get this guy a $250 million research grant ASAP!!!

    1. Re:Finally we get some improvements! by BrookHarty · · Score: 1

      I was wondering when someone was going to get around to improving the wheel. The current version is so impractical, inefficient, and has such a limited range of applications it has been screaming for a face-lift. Someone get this guy a $250 million research grant ASAP!!!

      He did, this was the solution to Seattles Washingtons Pothole problem.

  45. Maybe you'd get better balance? by ajutla · · Score: 1

    Random possible application of this otherwise pretty useless idea: maybe it's easier to ride than a bike with actual round wheels, for [insert obscure technical reason here]. Maybe they could have gyms or something where toddlers or really young kids could get the hang of how to ride a bike. Or at worst they could be used in an amusement park or something. Ride a bike with square wheels! Fun! Or whatever.

  46. why the hype? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this has been there for years. I two classes with Wagon, one 5 years ago, one 6 years ago, and he brough the square-wheeled bicycle up in both, repeatedly in the calculus class.

    having taken a spin on it once a few years back (I think the original bike was two wheels in back, one in front; didn't work so well that way), I wasn't particularly impressed. it's a neat concept/fact and to see it in action was interesting for all of about 15 seconds, even as a math major, which I was.

  47. Re:WORTHLESS HORSESHIT! by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 2, Funny
    what's with you fucktarded slashdot people? what moron would make a fucking bike with fucking square wheels?
    If you've ever tried to bicycle across giant corrugated steel planes like I have, you would recognize the value of this contribution.

    Now if only the train to Chicago didn't run 1/3 as fast as the train to New York and leave 2 hours earlier.

  48. On the bandwagon by polyp2000 · · Score: 1

    Stan Wagon, a mathematician at Macalester College in St. Paul, Minn., has a bicycle with square wheels. It's a weird contraption, but he can ride it perfectly smoothly. His secret is the shape of the road over which the wheels roll.

    Is it me or do others find it amusing that a chap researching vehicles with square wheels has a surname "Wagon" ?

    nick ...

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  49. Meow/Chirp, Meow/Chirp by malia8888 · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the article: A square wheel can roll smoothly, keeping the axle moving in a straight line and at a constant velocity, if it travels over evenly spaced bumps of just the right shape. This special shape is called an inverted catenary.

    Dear Esteemed Committee: I would like a million dollar grant. As a good geneticist I am going to see if I can cross a cat with a canary. I will call it "cantenary"! (Since you refused my grant for the monkey with four asses research) Part bird and part cat--that is something useful. Regards, Dr. Mephisto...

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    1. Re:Meow/Chirp, Meow/Chirp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks C A S S I E L , I can't mod you up but I wish I could... malia8888

    2. Re:Meow/Chirp, Meow/Chirp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Dr. Mephisto,

      I would like to discuss your research (NDA required of course) as my firm is working to develop a similar product called a "concatenary", which also involves a cat and a canary but a third (and secret) component as well. Perhaps we can partner ourselves, as academia and private business frequently do, to develop quality products for the world at large.

      Thank you,
      A/C

    3. Re:Meow/Chirp, Meow/Chirp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just get a girlfriend as it is already a bird with a pussy.

    4. Re:Meow/Chirp, Meow/Chirp by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Tyhuffering thuckatash, I thought I thaw a puthy cat.

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  50. It's about time by thpdg · · Score: 0
    Well, it makes this innovation easy...

    A Wagon with square wheels.

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  51. wrong description of the trike by gosand · · Score: 4, Informative
    The Math Trek section of Science News Online tells us more about this strange bicycle -- actually a tricycle with two front wheels and one back wheel.

    It actually has 1 front wheel and two rear wheels.

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    1. Re:wrong description of the trike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That depends on which direction you're going...

    2. Re:wrong description of the trike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't tell from the picture, but he's riding it backwards.

      And you steer it from the back - like the Wright Bros' plane.

    3. Re:wrong description of the trike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, the first bike from several years ago had one wheel in front, two in back, I believe. he is in the process of having the bike rebuilt (or perhaps this was recently completed) with two wheels in the front and one behind.

  52. A Lesson about Inventions by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The best ones conform the invention's design to fit the environment, not the other way round.

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    1. Re:A Lesson about Inventions by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      A Lesson about Inventions - The best ones conform the invention's design to fit the environment, not the other way round.

      "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man."

      attributed to George Bernard Shaw

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  53. brakes by tasinet · · Score: 1

    hey-the brakes will be killer though.. It is the only thing I c that is better than the original invention [ round wheels ;) ]

    1. Re:brakes by Comatose51 · · Score: 1

      Not a problem if you disc brakes, which is pretty much the way to go for mountain bikes becauses they can grip harder without damaging the rim and will not heat up the tires through friction. Also, since they are center mounted, they stay clean from dirt accumulated by the wheels.

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    2. Re:brakes by tasinet · · Score: 1

      my point is that normal bike brakes grip and the tyre drags on the surface [it's called friction] until it comes to a stop.
      With this system if you break the bike just stops right there [or at least in the next 'tooth' of the 'road']. The fact that the rider will be projected forwards is another issue.

    3. Re:brakes by pclminion · · Score: 1

      But rim brakes provide more braking torque for the same brake pressure and therefore don't wear the brake pads out as quickly...

    4. Re:brakes by Comatose51 · · Score: 1

      That would also depend on where you are on the catenary. If you're at the top, you would presumably also slide.

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  54. Reminds me of the british 20p coin by Funkitup · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This coin has 7 sides so you wouldn't expect it to roll smoothly.

    However, they are cleverly made so that the diameter is equal right the way around the coin. Therefore, since the center of mass doesn't move, the coin will roll smoothly in slot machines etc. Try it!

    I'm not sure whether the 50p is the same or not. I don't have one in my wallet to test as I used it to buy a packet of wine gums...

    MMmmmm wine gums...

  55. Rounds...Wankles... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    Don't you mean, fixing rounds?

    Imagine coming up with pneumatic tires for such a thing. I suppose they'd need to be tubulars, as a clincher simply wouldn't work out. Then there's the non-uniform pressure, which means some parts of the tire wear out faster.

    The real engineering isn't these catenaries, but try making an actual usable vehicle from them.

    I'm sure Wankle started out something like this.

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  56. Farming.. by bigattichouse · · Score: 1

    wow, looks like the furrows in a field, if you had a large rectangular solid, you could move across a field without disurbing the furrows.. hmm, wonder if there is something useful in that idea.

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  57. It's open to the public -- you can go ride it! by melquiades · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I believe it's still sitting in the basement-level lobby of the Olin/Rice building at Macalester. You can just walk up and give it a ride.

    In practice, it doesn't work perfectly: the wheels slip a bit on the upslope. But if you get a bit of speed, it rolls along nicely! Quite fun.

    1. Re:It's open to the public -- you can go ride it! by XCorvis · · Score: 0

      Yup, still there. Actually, the bike there is a newer version. There's much less slip - in fact, it works so well you can build up some real speed. Too bad the track is so short...

    2. Re:It's open to the public -- you can go ride it! by Discoflamingo13 · · Score: 1

      Really, the worst part of being a math student at Mac was hearing about the square-wheeled bike . . . every . . . single . . . day . . .

    3. Re:It's open to the public -- you can go ride it! by bdaehlie · · Score: 1

      Yeah - anyone can ride it whenever they want. I have an English class in a room in Olin/Rice right next to the bike (and its "road"), and even my English professor rides it before class once in a while.

  58. Reuleaux Triangle by ortholattice · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Also neat is the Reuleaux Triangle that is not round but even so has a constant width as it rotates. If it is used as a roller between two planks, it will roll smoothly and the distance between the planks will remain constant. This java applet demonstrates it.

    1. Re:Reuleaux Triangle by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Also neat is the Reuleaux Triangle that is not round but even so has a constant width as it rotates.

      Is this related to the "pistons" in the rotary engines that Mazda's used to have? My dad bought one of the first commercial rotary engine cars in the early 70's. It had problems. Never buy 1.0 version engines. However, other than the engine the car lasted well.

    2. Re:Reuleaux Triangle by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Here is a photo of a Mazda rotary piston that was mentioned in the parent message. Here is a shot of the 8-shaped encasing.

    3. Re:Reuleaux Triangle by jpmkm · · Score: 1

      Read the fucking page he linked to.

    4. Re:Reuleaux Triangle by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      And some rotary engine animations. This is probably the best one with regard to the reason for the shape. However, when I was a kid at the Mazda dealer they had a nice film projector that showed how the gas intake and compression worked using different colors for the different conditions of the gas (intake, compression, explosion, expulsion, etc).

    5. Re:Reuleaux Triangle by Peugeot206WRC · · Score: 1

      I think these http://amasci.com/exhibits/wheels.html square fit the definition of square wheel better. Actually I guess they're more like cubes. Additionally, (since it did come up that the Reuleaux Triangle is the shape of a rotor in a rotary engine) the shape of the Wankel engine itself is an epitrochoid, not a simple elipse. On top of that, there were many attempts at perfecting a rotary design before settling on the Reuleaux Triangle rotors: http://www.deadbeatdad.org/eliptoid/history.html

  59. Gear and rack by Animats · · Score: 3, Informative
    This is a gear and rack assembly. It's a funny shaped one, but it's a gear and rack.

    Standard gear and rack interaction is well understood. Racks are usually straight-sided, while gear teeth are involute curves. Two gears which will mesh with the same straight-sided rack will mesh properly with each other. This fact reduces the size of simple gear inventories from O(N^2) to O(N).

    "Mesh properly" has a specific meaning. There has to be contact on both sides of each gear tooth when the axes of the meshing gears are a constant distance apart. Getting this right improves gear life by orders of magnitude.

    There's a nice little section in the back of every Boston Gear catalog which explains all this. Available online, too.

    Nonstandard rack shapes are rare, but not unheard of. The drive system on the IBM RS-1 electrohydraulic gantry robot used a curved-sided rack.

    1. Re:Gear and rack by kfg · · Score: 1

      Hey man, like, get a load of the curves on that rack!

      KFG

  60. Not A Joke? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Says Who?

  61. Alternative Transport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    the square bicycle could only ride straight line... predetermine road track... well... does that sound like a train to you? have the inverted thigie lay-out in straight - but it can be curve to left and right a bit, put the bicycle or a bicycle with an engine with it, get it to drag some coach at the back, and it is a new train design. :-)

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  62. Speed bumps... by chriseh · · Score: 1

    So, I guess a speed bump on that type of road would simply be a flat surface. :-)

    Where I live (here for anglophones), the roads are bad enough in the spring that we could probably all ride on square wheels. There is even talk of having an International Pothole Festival here right before Jazz Fest!

  63. Let me be the one to point out the obvious, by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    way

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    hands.

  64. Square Wheel? by Himring · · Score: 5, Informative

    Ok, I'm risk asking this, but by definition, a "wheel" cannot be "square...."

    wheel

    n.

    1. A solid disk or a rigid circular ring connected by spokes to a hub, designed to turn around an axle passed through the center.


    And, without pasting it too, a disk must be circular....

    So, whatever those things are on that bicycle frame, they are not wheels

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    1. Re:Square Wheel? by black+mariah · · Score: 1, Funny

      I suggest human interaction, and a lot of it. FAST.

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    2. Re:Square Wheel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wheels are on teh spoke

    3. Re:Square Wheel? by xintegerx · · Score: 1

      ...Unless, you add the word "square" in front of the word "wheel", thus obviously implying a square shape instead of a circular one.

    4. Re:Square Wheel? by Himring · · Score: 1

      ...Unless, you add the word "square" in front of the word "wheel", thus obviously implying a square shape instead of a circular one.

      Sorta like putting republican in front of democrat eh?

      Or, how 'bout, harmless in front of nuke.

      Or maybe, cat in front of dog.

      Or, microsoft in front of open source....

      Don't worry pal, logic sets always confused the hell outta me too....

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    5. Re:Square Wheel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Also, there's no such thing as wild horses (according to dictionary.reference.com, horses are domestic).

      And if words whose meaning can't be found in the dictionary must not be properly defined, can you tell me what a class is? Not that dictionary.reference.com is a

      1. dictionary n. pl.
      2. A reference book containing an alphabetical list of words, with information given for each word, usually including meaning, pronunciation, and etymology.

      BTW, what was your question?

    6. Re:Square Wheel? by Sneftel · · Score: 1

      Hey! That's what was missing! HUMORLESS, CRUSHING PEDANTRY! Thanks, Himring! :-)

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    7. Re:Square Wheel? by jcuervo · · Score: 1
      Uhm. Wheels have to have spokes?

      Caveman Bob: Unga. I make-um wheel.
      Caveman Joe: Unga. That not wheel. Solid. Need spokes.
      Caveman Bob: RAHHHH!#%$@^
      Caveman Bob kills Caveman Joe.
      Caveman Bob: I got-um your spokes right here, buddy. Unga.
      Hey, if that guy has enough time on his hands to make a bike with square wheels, I can write retarded stories about cavemen.
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    8. Re:Square Wheel? by sydb · · Score: 1

      But without it we wouldn't be able to enjoy the retorts!

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    9. Re:Square Wheel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, he's right. Square, as an adjective, modifies the noun. "Square wheel" is valid.

    10. Re:Square Wheel? by Himring · · Score: 1

      Hey! That's what was missing! HUMORLESS, CRUSHING PEDANTRY! Thanks, Himring! :-)

      Made ya say, "humorless, crashing pedantry"....

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    11. Re:Square Wheel? by Himring · · Score: 1

      BTW, what was your question?

      Exactly! See?!?

      I dunno. I feel beat up on. That's the last time I take linguistics as a crip course....

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    12. Re:Square Wheel? by Himring · · Score: 1

      In all seriousness, I concede to your point and do agree that the meaning is nicely transferred when stating "square wheel." Still I did major in English and did study linguistics, etymologies and advanced grammar and am now hell-bent on words and meanings. I do apologize for the vortex I created. As a linguist I write all that I just did.

      As a grammatician, this is bullshit. A wheel is not square! One should find a grammatically correct way of stating what one means or meaning is nullified. Perhaps one could, instead, have said -- instead of "square wheel" -- "A bicycle using squares instead of wheels!!!"

      As a linguist I do apologize for the previous rant. Meaning is transferred no matter how grammatically correct. Language did birth grammar and not vice versa. Parts of speech defeat parts of speech. If we choose to break an infinitive when 'boldly' stating 'to boldly go' then so be it. And Mick Jagger can use double-negatives all day long....

      In any event, Ebonics is our future. Let's embrace....

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    13. Re:Square Wheel? by Himring · · Score: 1

      Also, there's no such thing as wild horses (according to dictionary.reference.com, horses are domestic).

      Actually, that's not true, according to the base definition of a horse at dictionary.com, wild horses are accounted for:

      Any of various equine mammals, such as the wild Asian species E. przewalskii or certain extinct forms related ancestrally to the modern horse.

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    14. Re:Square Wheel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...Unless, you add the word "square" in front of the word "wheel", thus obviously implying a square shape instead of a circular one."

      "Sorta like putting republican in front of democrat eh?"

      That would just be redundant.

  65. Perfect by Phidoux · · Score: 0

    For roads filled with speed humps!

  66. Safety first! by ro_coyote · · Score: 1

    On any other kind of road I think I'm going to be needing a cup for this thing. And I don't mean the drinking kind, either.

  67. That would be redundant. by baudilus · · Score: 1

    The bike in the article is a trike (i.e. three wheels). Riding one of this would be no different than riding a normal trike. There would be no advantage - it may actually be counterproductive to teach someone ride on a two-wheeler with square wheels. That's much harder than normal wheels.

  68. Never understood... by Comatose51 · · Score: 1

    Do mathematicians have to justify the purpose of their paper/research in the papers they publish? If so, I would be interested in reading it for this project because he would have to be a damn good English professor as well to pull that one over the eyes of the committee. :-)

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  69. Hrm, by ReciprocityProject · · Score: 1

    This has been around for a long time. Square wheel, round road. I remember an exhibit at a nearby museum (no not the san francisco one), when I was a little kid. That guy had gotten the idea from someone many years before. It probably goes back more than a century, but I'm too lazy too look it up.

    Now a wheel the same shape as the road, that would be cool.

    Square wheel. Round road. ::sigh::

  70. Challenge already solved by krusadr · · Score: 1

    So far, no one has found a road-and wheel combination in which the road has the same shape as the wheel. That's an intriguing challenge for mathematicians.

    Umm, since our existing roads follow the curve of the earth, I'd say this challenge has been met already. It should be re-worded to add that the shape needs to be of equivalent size.

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    1. Re:Challenge already solved by L0C0loco · · Score: 1

      Well a circular wheel with infinite radius is equivalent to a straight line. So without further guidance on the challenge, this is an acceptable solution. However since the general problem is to have the shape of the roadbed, in rectangular coordinates, be equal to the the shape of the wheel in a translating polar coordinate system, there may be other solutions. I would like to see an equation expressing the time dependence of the angular rate of rotation of this square wheel for a constant rate of rectalinear translation (speed). My guess is that the rate of rotation of the pedal is far from uniform and it would not be plesant to ride.

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  71. huge nitpick: you are both wrong by mattyp · · Score: 5, Interesting
    movement of the center of mass nor axle has anything to do with smoothness: it's movement of the rider.

    20 or 30 years ago (i searched the web, sorry, couldn't find) honda (an engineer there, for an internal contest) built a bicycle with square wheels that rode smoothly on a flat surface. It worked with a cam on the swingarm, so the axle could move up and down while rolling, and the bike frame (and rider) stayed level. I'm sure the center of mass also moved.

    1. Re:huge nitpick: you are both wrong by lommer · · Score: 1

      That bike actually sounds pretty cool. Though it is ultimately more practical than this one, it still has a major drawback in that at certain times in a rotation (when there's a flat side down), square wheels will require ENOURMOUS amounts of torque to move forward and at others (when it's sitting on a point) it will require none at at. Devising a powertrain that can provide this kind of harmonically varying load given is another challenge that stands in the way of building a usable bike with square wheels.

    2. Re:huge nitpick: you are both wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      i see what you're saying, but i'm not sure that it's right... because, at the point when it's flat side down, the cam is about to "drop" the bike wrt gravity, except as the axle starts going up, it balances out. so, you don't need the torque to "lift" any mass.

      thinking about this you gave me an idea for another cool bike: just move the axle off-center of a round wheel or have eliptical wheels, and then use this same cam idea.

    3. Re:huge nitpick: you are both wrong by lommer · · Score: 1

      shit, that sounds even cooler - and it would actually be practical too! It'd be sweet to ride down the street on that and just watch the looks people give you...

  72. Stupid American Question by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 1

    I am intrigued. What the hell are 'wine gums?'

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    1. Re:Stupid American Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      They are a jelly candy, fruit flavors. Well, OK, they are like really tough jelly candy (think OLD jujubes), with really good fruit flavours. They are delicious, but can rip out your fillings, and will stay stuck in your teeth for all eternity.

    2. Re:Stupid American Question by SnappleMaster · · Score: 1

      Wine gums!

      They're a little bit like ju-jubes but you probably don't know what those are either, heathen!

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    3. Re:Stupid American Question by Tiroth · · Score: 1

      We do have ju-jubes. Of course, in "New England" at least...

  73. Shape-combo by thorgil · · Score: 1

    So far, no one has found a road-and wheel combination in which the road has the same shape as the wheel. That's an intriguing challenge for mathematicians.

    ehh... how about a cog-wheel against a rack?
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  74. Roads of New York by penultimatepost · · Score: 1
    from the article "It turns out that for just about every shape of wheel there's an appropriate road to produce a smooth ride, and vice versa."

    I sure hope Stan Wagon comes to New York and tells me which frigging wheels I should be using, I can never get a smooth ride in the Big Apple's "roads"

  75. question: what's the advantage? by c.herwig · · Score: 1

    ok, as we all see, you CAN try to reinvent the wheel.
    But one question should be allowed: Are there any advantages of using a square wheel on a strangely shaped floor?
    Something like "lower friction" or "less energy consumption" compared to a standard wheel (the circular one, you know...)

  76. the most efficient surface-wheel combination? by ironhide · · Score: 1

    So what is the most energy efficient surface-wheel combination to get ahead? Are there differences, is a square just as efficient as a wheel?

    1. Re:the most efficient surface-wheel combination? by L0C0loco · · Score: 1

      If you assume that real wheels and vehicles have mass, then either the vehicle or wheels of a square-wheeled thing would have to be constantly (de)accelerating and require work to be done. Only when the interface between the wheel and the road is a constant distance from the axel (ie. a circular wheel) does this acceleration go away at constant velocity. So, I would argue that there is
      nothing more efficient than a circular wheel.

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  77. Detroit to Adopt Square Wheels by bodland · · Score: 1

    For next gen mega SUVs.... "When GM starts using square wheels we will able to corner the market...." Said a GM spokesperson.

  78. Finally! by freeze128 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    YES! Finally a way to take the speedbumps as fast as I want!

  79. Misleading- by baudilus · · Score: 1

    The coin doesn't have seven sides, it's flat like a normal coin, just "septagonal" in shape. When you said seven sides, i was thinking of a more three-dimensional coin. Would be a pain to keep in your pocket, I'd imagine...

    1. Re:Misleading- by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Sides can mean edges or faces.

  80. Exhibited in OKC by seanmcelroy · · Score: 1

    This concept was on exhibit from about 1994-1997 at Omniplex Science Museum in Oklahoma City, OK (http://www.omniplex.org). They still have the exhibit, but it's not currently on display. It was called the "Irregular Tricycle".

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  81. Do they make square tires for cars? by RoboOp · · Score: 1

    My town's roads have so many potholes, the square wheels might just be the solution I have been searching for...

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  82. Road-and wheel combinations by Psychic+Burrito · · Score: 0, Redundant

    From the article:
    So far, no one has found a road-and wheel combination in which the road has the same shape as the wheel. That's an intriguing challenge for mathematicians

    Well, how about a road that goes straight around the globe. Ride it with normal tires and you get the same shape for road and wheel: a circle.

    Ok, next please :-)

  83. Lets get wild with the sides. by acarrig · · Score: 5, Funny
    This whole 4 sided wheel thing is great. But lets keep going.

    If 4 wheels needs small hills to run on.... lets add a side so we have 5 sides. 5 sides will need smaller hills saving material in the rebiuld the road project.

    And if 5 saves materal lets keep adding sides... 6, 8, 20, 100, 1000. Imagine how small the hills will be... we don't need to redo the roads as much.

    Infact if we keep adding sides... we'll get.... a circular wheel... with no need to change the roads.

    Well. That was easy.

    1. Re:Lets get wild with the sides. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you're going the wrong way. At first things seem to get worse, but once you get down to 0-sided wheels you don't need the roads at all.

  84. rate of forward motion by Christopher+Anthony · · Score: 0

    Does the rate of forward motion vary or stay constant, assuming the wheels turn at a constant rate? It would be interesting to ride a bicycle whose wheels turned at a different rate depending upon which side was touching the ground; even more interesting if it had a fixed gear and your legs had to match the varying angular speed of the wheels.

    1. Re:rate of forward motion by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

      Yep, since the vertical displacement of the center of mass stays the same (axles travel in a straight line) and hence there's no transfer of kinetic enery to potential energy.

  85. ... You do not have to forget, by jpBabelFish · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    In order... to pay to your $699 license charge, the male it is the chicken teabaggers which smokes.

  86. Wheel / Road Same Shape? by SlipJig · · Score: 1, Redundant

    So far, no one has found a road-and wheel combination in which the road has the same shape as the wheel. That's an intriguing challenge for mathematicians.

    Seems to me you could ride a bike with circular wheels on the inside (or outside) of a circular track (2001 space odyssey-style). The wheels and road would have the same shape then, right?

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    1. Re:Wheel / Road Same Shape? by ahem · · Score: 1

      Yeah Baby! I want to ride on the wall of death, one more time!!

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    2. Re:Wheel / Road Same Shape? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      How about riding on the outside of a round structure large enough to exert a significant gravitational force on the rider?

      Oh, wait a ....

  87. Bigger nitpick, you're confused. by black+mariah · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What you're talking about is, in essence, a suspension system. Which is used to overcome a rough ride. What you're all trying to say is "The smoothness of a ride is determined by how much axle movement is passed along to the rider". Or something like that.

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    1. Re:Bigger nitpick, you're confused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      i'm confused? yes, suspension systems are used to overcome rough roads, but what i wrote was not about suspension, nothing was suspended, it was a rigidly coupled system, meant to overcome "rough wheels" not rough roads". Still think i'm confused? In a suspension system, "unsprung weight" needs to be minimized to achieve high performance, where in this case, unsprung weight is of no consequence.

      get educated before you comment, moron.

    2. Re:Bigger nitpick, you're confused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, I think he/she proved that your use of the term "suspension system" was completely wrong.

    3. Re:Bigger nitpick, you're confused. by Cecil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're a victim of definition creep. What you're actually talking about a shock absorber, which is a specfic subset, or perhaps even just a specific component, of a modern suspension system. There is nothing saying that a suspension system must be flexible, nor that it must do anything other than suspend the rider and frame in the air. A chromoly fork is a suspension system, albeit one that is poor at shock absorption (And conversely excellent at shock transmission!)

      A rotating cam designed to smooth out bumps inherent to the wheel isn't fundamentally much different than a spring designed to smooth out bumps inherent to the road, except that because the bumps inherent to the wheel are calculated and predictable, a spring would be a poor solution. The road bumps, on the other hand, can't really be predicted, so it needs a more flexible (no pun intended) method of shock absorption.

      Pointless little sidenote: As far as I can see, if you had a square-wheel bike with a correcting cam, and ran it over the bumpy road described in the article, the wheel would ride smoothly, and the cam would overcorrect, so you would still need a shock absorber to go over that road. It'd just be bumping in the opposite phase compared to a normal tire. ;)

    4. Re:Bigger nitpick, you're confused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      jesus, dear god, why do you idiots keep posting when you don't know what you are talking about: a shock absorber is a damping system, meant to soak up energy. you are confusing shock absorbers with springs. springs in a suspension system do the suspending: and your fork example, is an example of a very stiff spring.

      a cam (putting in the word rotating does not make you knowledgeable) is not at all like a spring. have you every studied differential equations?

      nitwits, nitwits, nitwits, except you keep posting argumentatively which makes you fuckwits.

    5. Re:Bigger nitpick, you're confused. by ajs · · Score: 1

      The more important problem solved by texturing the road surface is that there is no point at which the wheel "wants to fall". In other words, you never change the wheel's center of mass vertically, and that means that there is no period in the cycle where you have to pump in an extra amount of energy to raise it's center of mass. On an untextured surface, you not only have the usual rolling friction, but also the rising and dropping of the wheel to overcome (represented by the points where the wheel is flat and you have to pedal hard to raise it or when it is in a diamond position, and you merely tap forward to initiate it "falling" back to flat). This is independant of any technique that might keep the payload / engine from moving up and down.

      Textured surfaces have their purposes, but outside of gears and certain printing processes, I can't think of a practical use.

    6. Re:Bigger nitpick, you're confused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, a shock absorber does consist of a spring and strut system, usually. True, the spring does the 'suspending' to which you're referring, and the strut does the 'damping' - effectively reducing the spring's tendency to oscillate harmonically until energy is eventually all lost due to friction, etc.

      In this context, a cam that would move the axle to counteract the rigidity of ride (due to wheel/surface choice) is very similar to a spring/strut combination (previously defined as a shock absorber), in fact, they both accomplish the same thing.

    7. Re:Bigger nitpick, you're confused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, a shock absorber is not a "spring and strut". a strut is a shock in one direction, but one designed to have strength/rigidity in the other. so, the front fork af a mountain bike is a strut, because in addition to being a shock, it holds the front wheel in place. that's what a strut is.

  88. AKA by Hu's_on_first · · Score: 1

    Stan Wagon, a mathematician at Macalester College in St. Paul, Minn., has a bicycle with square wheels.

    So it's a Wagon wheel?

  89. Roland Piquepaille is drunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    actually a tricycle with two front wheels and one back wheel

    I see one front wheel and two back wheels.

  90. Speedbumps by gouldtj · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, with the number of speedbumps there are today I'm not sure what would be the smoother ride on the road.

    1. Re:Speedbumps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in the world of carefully crafted inverted catenaries for rodas, speed bumps will thankfully be quite simple to design.

  91. Boston Science Museum Exhibit by Adrodieu · · Score: 1

    I remember a few years back there was an exhibit on precicely this at the Boston Museum of Science. They had a four-wheeled car though, rather than three. One could sit in it and pedal it back and forth along a short piece of track they had constructed. I was extremely surprised at how well it worked and how smooth it was. It would have been impossible to tell that it wasn't a wheel on flat pavement without looking at it. A nifty trick indeed.

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    1. Re:Boston Science Museum Exhibit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure it was three wheels; I had a chance to pedal it up and down the corduroy track. It was seven or eight years ago.

  92. From the overview article by $exyNerdie · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Here is the conclusion of the article.

    So far, no one has found a road-and wheel combination in which the road has the same shape as the wheel. That's an intriguing challenge for mathematicians.


    Well, if you consider earth circular (albeit spherical), bicycle wheel and earth already have same shape....just different scale!

  93. A possible solution by V1b3s · · Score: 1
    So far, no one has found a road-and wheel combination in which the road has the same shape as the wheel.

    What if the wheel were not radially semetrical? Imagine it being flat on one side and then having a curve on the other side, sort of like a half of a pizza (although probably with catenary curves). If the road was then made of flat surfaces alternating with curved surfaces, could the wheel be aligned such that the curved surface of the wheel rides on the flat surface of the road, and vice-versa?

    The physicists and mathematicians can decide whether that would really work. It's just the first thing that came to mind....

  94. Puleeze! by missing_boy · · Score: 1

    This is the kind of shit "research" that makes scientists look bad! This should not have been taken any further than the guy showing his grandson a "neat invention", and he should certainly not make it! What a waste of time.

  95. Another example of impractical research. by ataja · · Score: 1

    Alrighty. Square wheels that ride smooth (on a particular surface). Round ones will ride smoother and be able to turn if they are large enough. And just for arguments sake, let's say some jackass wants to build a bike path for the "elite who can afford square tires". What happens when debris gets on the path, or the path starts to wear down, or ..., or... It must be nice to waste time and money on impractical b.s. such as this.

  96. death-trap by JoeBar · · Score: 1

    So when should we be expecting the square wheeled Sewgay?

  97. Another quality editing job by cyphergirl · · Score: 1

    "actually a tricycle with two front wheels and one back wheel."

    Really.

    When I look at the accompanying photograph, I see one front wheel and two back wheels. Although, I suppose the back wheels could be the front if he's riding backwards....

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  98. Potential Applications by jrq · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of a short story, by JG Ballard, called "The Subliminal Man" (I think), set in the future. Where the roads are layed down with a specific pattern of ridges and bumps. Your tyres would need to 'match' these, otherwise the vibrations would become unbearable. The only catch is that they replaced the road surface regularly, requiring you to replace your tyres, before your car shook to pieces.

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  99. next invention: concrete tires on a rubber road by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

    sounds plausible to me.

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  100. Proof that... by C.Batt · · Score: 1
    From the article:
    So far, no one has found a road-and wheel combination in which the road has the same shape as the wheel. That's an intriguing challenge for mathematicians.
    Proof that mathematicians are boring!
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  101. Concave wheels by whovian · · Score: 1

    should also work on such an inverted catenary surface. Seems just a matter of getting the wheel's cusped angles to match that at the trough in the catenary. Should work for n-gons, n > 2.

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  102. This guy would burn Gallileo by DrYak · · Score: 1
    From the Article :
    So far, no one has found a road-and wheel combination in which the road has the same shape as the wheel. That's an intriguing challenge for mathematicians.

    I think it's already the case :
    The average car tire, is round.
    And, according to current scientific beliefs, the world on which these cars drive isn't flat, but is round too.

    ...unless you still believe that our world is Disc shaped, and is sailing thru space on the top of a giant turtle called Great A'Tuin.

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  103. Two front wheels ? by Tomun · · Score: 1

    Unless he's riding this thing backwards I'd say it clearly has two rear "wheels" and one front.

  104. Square Gears! by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 1

    This brings to mind a cool exhibit in the Chicago Museum of Science and Industry. In one of the stairwells (not the one with the slices of human body, nor the one with the Focault Pendulum!) there are these really cool mechanical demonstrators you power with a hand-crank.

    One has square gears - the two gears mesh so that the apex of one hits the center side of the other and vice-versa as they go. The center of mass (axis of rotation) never moves. They also have elliptical gears that do the same thing.

    There are other fascinating things there that transfer motion; screws, rods, axles, etc. Even a replica of Hero's Aleopile (sp?) steam engine, but the thing I remember most is those incongruous square gears!

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  105. This would be great for cellphones! by DeltaSigma · · Score: 1

    I don't know how, I just know that no Tech article on slashdot is complete without someone ignorantly declaring said technology's promising future in enhancing cellphone functionality.

  106. First off, this is dumb. by soybean · · Score: 1

    It's just a little too obvious.

    But, what would be a cool adaptation of this, would be to have an active suspension that with those same squares wheels, you would be able to ride on a level surface. (Hint: the wheeles would need to move up and down in the same pattern as that shaped "road")

  107. wheels are closed topology, roads are open by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    So far, no one has found a road-and wheel combination in which the road has the same shape as the wheel. That's an intriguing challenge for mathematicians.

    I don't get this part. A wheel is a small closed shape, you go once around it and you're back where you started from. On the other hand, a road has to GO somewhere along the ground - if it was a closed shape suspended in the air then you would fall off when you come around to the bottom side of it - so of COURSE they can't be the same shape - one has to have open topology and one has to have closed topology.

    The only way to get around this, really, is to use the whole earth. Pave a road all the way around the earth in a circle - it will require some bridges for the water, and it will require some risers to make the road circular when the earth is eliptical - but hey, we're talking theory not practice - so let's pretend we have the money to pull this off.

    Now, you have a circular road. Drive on it with a normal circular wheel.

    That's pretty much the only way to do it.

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    1. Re:wheels are closed topology, roads are open by L0C0loco · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "I don't get this part. A wheel is a small closed shape, you go once around it and you're back where you started from. On the other hand, a road has to GO somewhere along the ground - if it was a closed shape suspended in the air then you would fall off when you come around to the bottom side of it - so of COURSE they can't be the same shape - one has to have open topology and one has to have closed topology."

      Well, no. The wheel is merely a periodic shape that repeats every 2*pi radians in polar coordinates. It can be just as "open" and the road.

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  108. Same shape by ggambett · · Score: 1

    So far, no one has found a road-and wheel combination in which the road has the same shape as the wheel. That's an intriguing challenge for mathematicians.

    I thought the earth was round...

    Seriously. Take a big cylinder and paint a yellow line on its circunference. Then run a bicycle with cylinder-shaped wheels. Is that the intriguing challenge?

  109. what part of this tricycle has 2 wheels in front? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    looking at the link from the over view, the picture shows a normal tricycle with the 2 drive wheels in the rear...

  110. Does anyone see what I see? by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1

    That being two back wheels and ONE front wheel, why was it stressed that the bike had two front ones?

  111. Reinventing the wheel by TheJavaGuy · · Score: 1
    Wow, I quess after all we should reinvent the wheel.

    How about reinventing WINDOWS with circle windows.

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  112. From the article by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1
    So far, no one has found a road-and wheel combination in which the road has the same shape as the wheel. That's an intriguing challenge for mathematicians.


    I think a screw-like shape might work here.
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  113. Re:Elegant solution (not quite) by Goldenhawk · · Score: 1

    >You can even observe how the shape of the catenaries
    >elongates as the rotational speed stays constant but the
    >horizontal velocity increases.

    Not quite.

    The revolving wheel will ALWAYS travel the exact same distance per revolution.

    For a circle, this travel distance is exactly the circumference of the shape. A square or other regular shape will travel a slightly different distance, but something around the circumference of a circle transcribed on the shortest diameter of the shape.

    So speed will not elongage the catenaries.

    Look at it another way - by this logic, moving very slowly would result in very small catenaries. Taken to extremes, that would become a comb-like surface, with the original wheel shape - not exactly possible.

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  114. Can't believe I have to do this by ajs318 · · Score: 1

    but I had a sudden nasty vision of some maths-hater with mod points attacking my post. warning: spoiler follows

    When you expand it as a series you will see it contains only even powers. That should be obvious anyway from inspection, as the curve is symmetrical about the Y-axis {series with only odd powers exhibit first-order spin symmetry about the origin}. For x < 1, x**2 is smaller than x, x**3 is smaller still and x**4 is practically non-existent; so only the constant and squared terms are significant. Hence, the catenary approximates to a parabola for small x.

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    1. Re:Can't believe I have to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nitpicky: x^3 term is actually 0, rather than "smaller still."

    2. Re:Can't believe I have to do this by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Typical BASIC programmer, with your exclusive-OR symbol for raising to a power ;-) Yes, in the cosh series, the cubed term happens to have a zero coefficient; I just slipped back into discussing the general case of a series expansion, where it might well get multiplied by something non-zero.

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  115. Name proposal for our new square "wheel" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An appropriate name for a square "wheel" would be squeel?

  116. Re:Reminds me of the british 20p coin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Eeghh, cmon Mods. +4 Interesting? At least it wasn't informative. Look at the coin, where is the center of mass? In the center! What happens when the coin rolls? The center moves up and down. What happens to the center of mass? It MOVES! What the equal diameter allows you to do is roll something flat over a coin and not have -that- move vertically, but the CM of the coin will move.

  117. Interesting way to prevent bike theft... by scorp1us · · Score: 1

    From theme parks: vary the road with the wheel and have a "bike" path. This path is specially designed for wheel shape and diameter. Off the track, the bike is useless.

    of course, it does make unplanned turns rather difficult... Hey is documented now, so its a feature!

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  118. YAWOBP!!! by kberg108 · · Score: 0

    Yet Another Waste Of Brain Power.

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  119. Huh? by Sargerion · · Score: 1

    This is completely worthless. I think i saw something like this at a CoSi science center when I was like 10, and I thought it was dumb then. What the hell is the point? What are they trying to prove here? That not only wheels can make things move? No shit, jackass. Now go play with some Tinker Toys.

  120. What shape wheels for Boston potholes? (n/t) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  121. Re:Reminds me of the british 20p coin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, this isn't entirely true. i don't know if the diameter is equal all the way round the coin, but i do know that the centre of mass is not at the same height as the coin rolls. You can check this either by comparing the rolling of a 20p (or 50p) coin vs. say, a 1p or 2p coin, or if you want to get technical about it, draw the outline of the coin, find the centre of mass, etc. The centre of mass oscillates vertically as the coin rolls.
    The 20p coin rolls much more bumpily than a round coin, and stops rolling a lot quicker than a round coin.
    Was an interesting theory though.

  122. the challenge by spoonyfork · · Score: 1

    So far, no one has found a road-and wheel combination in which the road has the same shape as the wheel. That's an intriguing challenge for mathematicians.

    Um, how about circles on circles, like how all the roads are now? Assuming the Earth isn't flat or anything.

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  123. Leno by comron · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This was done years ago on the Tonight Show by Leno's science guy.

  124. Really? by MickLinux · · Score: 1
    So far, no one has found a road-and wheel combination in which the road has the same shape as the wheel. That's an intriguing challenge for mathematicians.

    Hmmm... Suppose I propose a flat teflon road, and flat teflon wheels. Taking it a step farther, I might suggest an air cushion vehicle if you want a more *efficient* ride... Mod me up for interesting, or down for stupid. Or both.

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  125. Everything in me cries ... by DaneelGiskard · · Score: 1

    ... WHY?

  126. One Heck of a Toll Road by gral · · Score: 1

    Be one heck of a way to keep "Undesirables" off your road.

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  127. And... by Bluesman · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...to improve his "ride," Stan Wagon will be adding a "spoiler" (shaped like a rectangle) and a cylindrical exhaust "muffler" to make the vehicle more appealing to "the bitches."

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  128. In other news by dacarr · · Score: 1

    Researchers in Garden Grove, Calif. are attempting to design a proper chair for people whose knees are backwards.

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  129. Road same shape as wheel? by dmccarty · · Score: 1
    So far, no one has found a road-and wheel combination in which the road has the same shape as the wheel. That's an intriguing challenge for mathematicians.

    Actually, I think the intriguing challenge would be to prove that the road should have the opposite shape as the wheel. That's why flat roads (lines) and curved wheels (circles) work so well today.

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  130. The future is here! by splerdu · · Score: 1

    n-gonal wheels

    Hmm... Sega and Namco racing games from the early 90s. Daytona USA anyone?

  131. Insightful?? This??? Doh! by serutan · · Score: 1

    When I think of all the times my sterling comments have been ignored...

  132. Mr Wizard by LoudMusic · · Score: 1

    Let's see if I can explain this correctly without the aid of pictures.

    I was a die hard Mr Wizard fan. One show he did a feature on non-round wheels. He cut four rounded triangles out of 1" thick wood and stuck dowells through their centers as accels. Then he laid another board on top and pushed it the direction of the wheels proving that he could get a 'smooth ride' with non-circular wheels.

    Because the changing supporting diameters were all equa-length the board moved evenly. The points were opposite the sides and the approaches to the points were eliptical in their curve, maintaining the consistant diameter.

    Of course, the accels were going around in circles, not just rotating, as well and thus were useful only in keeping the paired wheels aligned.

    Cool stuff ... though fairly simple.

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    1. Re:Mr Wizard by thebigmacd · · Score: 1

      It's spelled "axles".

    2. Re:Mr Wizard by LoudMusic · · Score: 1

      It's spelled "axles". .... (: Mr Wizard couldn't spell either, that's my excuse.

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  133. Other shapes work, too by Scutter · · Score: 1

    I remember seeing something years ago on TV (Mr. Wizard, probably. Is there anything he *didn't* know?) He demonstrated a sort of squashed-triangle wheel. I don't know what the geometric shape is called, but essentially, it's a triangle, but the sides are somewhat curved out instead of straight.

    At any rate, he demonstrated a toy vehicle with these wheels. When he pushed it along the flat table, the bed of the vehicle stayed perfectly level and didn't rise up and down because the diameter of the wheel at any given point was constant. The difference being that it didn't require any special "road" for it to work properly. It also didn't require any of the wheels to be in synch with each other or the road.

    If someone has seen this or knows what I'm talking about, please reply, since this clearly shouldn't make sense. I just remember it worked perfectly.

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    1. Re:Other shapes work, too by slothman32 · · Score: 1

      Yes they are called rouleaus.(sp) You take a equilateral triangle and draw arcs from one point to another with the center of the circle at the third point. Do that for each vertex of the triangle. You can ride these "curves of constant width" on a flat area just like a circle.

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  134. Quick, patent it... by jonadab · · Score: 1

    Quick, patent it, then convince a couple of major cities to make their roads
    this shape. You'll do a booming business in wheels, then!

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    1. Re:Quick, patent it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, there's prior art.

      The square wheel was invented by Hengist Pod in 50 BC. For more information, google for "Carry on Cleo".

  135. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please

  136. Anti-round; how far can you go? by ScrappyLaptop · · Score: 1

    Take the shape in one direction and you get an infinite number of facets; a smooth circle in practice. Here's a challenge: Go the other direction and reduce the number of sides. A triangle is easy; the hills on the road are a bit steeper and the curve is more pointed (quickly decreasing radius). Go one more side removed and you have...a two-sided wheel and.. triangular hills that are equal on a side to the "radius" of the "wheel". Now, that I'd like to see in action!

  137. Square Bikes and Snow Sculptures by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

    I've seen this guys work before. He does some incredible snow sculptures. Much better then the stuff I've seen at Michgan Tech. ;) It's all planned out in Mathmatica, then sculpted from a huge block of snow.

    Check out the first few links from his webpage.

    http://www.stanwagon.com/wagon.html

    1. Re:Square Bikes and Snow Sculptures by Discoflamingo13 · · Score: 1

      They were better when he was working with Helaman Ferguson (who is a world-class artist who has made a career out of mathematical structures and sculptures) - at least they didn't cave in on themselves as much.

  138. A great combination by pftpft · · Score: 0

    I can't wait to put my pyramid-shaped bicycle seat on this.

  139. 2 FRONT wheels? by underworld · · Score: 1

    IYRTA you can see that this machine cleary has 1 front wheel and 2 back wheels. I thought this was a technical audience... ?!

  140. Segway... by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 1
    Put two of those square fuckers on a Segway(TM). Then finally all the Segway(TM) riders can get some respect!

    All seven of them!

  141. Great fertilizer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One man's worthless horse excrement is another man's primo fertilizer.

    Not all research yields immediately practical results. And frequently you can't tell before hand. Most of the world probably said "Well, duh" when Newton pointed out that apples fell down.

    And sometimes researchers just do things for their humor value. Lighten up dude before you blow out an anuerism.

  142. Re:Lets get wild with the sides - fractals by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 2, Funny

    But if we use a fractal patterned tread, we'll need an infinite amount of road surface!

  143. Smartwheels! by Behrooz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I vote for the smartwheels with zillions of radar-guided extending foot-spokes, a'la Hiro's motorcycle or Y.T's skateboard in Snow Crash.

    I'd say being able to skateboard smoothly down stairs would probably give you the upper hand in the simpler conditions of municipal roadway battles.

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  144. Why not Triangle?!? by mpcarlos · · Score: 1

    Simply don't get it why triangle wheels wont work! It's just a matter of fixing the surface to keep constant the sum of the distance between the center of the triangle and the edge (given by an equation eq1), and the height of the surfface. Beeing the surface defined by eq2 = max.height - eq1 Can anyone explain why not..?

    1. Re:Why not Triangle?!? by NorwBlue · · Score: 1

      Actually I see a trangel as a Great leap forward from the square wheels. for one thing it has one less hump pr. rotation... (Old joke from B.C.)

    2. Re:Why not Triangle?!? by LuckyStarr · · Score: 1

      a triangle would work if you not only modify the curvature of the aspects of the road, but also the road itself. you would ride inside a giant (or small) ring-road (loop) as opposed to a plane-flat road.

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  145. I need one of these by mirio · · Score: 1

    Wow...this guy really had me in mind when he decided to build this tricycle. Yes, doubters, there is definately a market for this bike. I will now be able to traverse my overzealously speed-conscience neighborhood without feeling one speed bump!

  146. Re:The answer is - A plane? by JonTurner · · Score: 1

    In the spirit of abstract higher math, consider a special case of wheel, one with a rotational speed of zero. In this case, the road and "wheel" may be planes, (e.g. "skis" or military tank treads).

  147. equatorial wheel... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Breathing would be a bitch.

  148. sure there is ask Tony Hawk by Brigadier · · Score: 1



    road the same shape as the wheel. Simple a full pipe being the road and some gifted skate boarder.

  149. It's a Microsoft Bicycle! by deck · · Score: 1

    This bicycle is the perfect metaphor for Microsoft. It has changed the wheels from round to square and requires a special suface to be ridden on. The wheels represent a standard that has been embraced and extended. The road represents a "proprietary" system.

    If I wasn't at work I would be rolling on the floor laughing.

  150. I read the article by mrmike37 · · Score: 1
    So far, no one has found a road-and wheel combination in which the road has the same shape as the wheel. That's an intriguing challenge for mathematicians.
    Tires = Circle, Earth = Circle. Any circular object would do assuming the force of gravity exceeds centrifugal force.
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  151. This guy's no geek... by clockmaker · · Score: 1

    Check out the picture of him on a climbing expedition on Mt. Logan with THREE BABES!!!!

    1. Re:This guy's no geek... by Discoflamingo13 · · Score: 1

      He was my first year advisor. The man wreaks of geek.

    2. Re:This guy's no geek... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To clarify discoflamingo, the man literally smelled like he hadn't had a shower in months.

      As for whether he was really a geek? Well, he only knows Mathematica.

      Q: What kind of a computer scientist only knows Mathematica?
      A: He's not a computer scientist.

      Q: But he says he's a "Prof. of Mathematics and Computer Science", how does that work out?
      A: He is a professor for the Department of Mathematics and Computer Science.

      Q: So are you telling me that he's not really a computer scientist, he's a mathematician?
      A: I wouldn't even call him a mathematician. The only good papers/publications he's had in the realm of mathematics have been with co-authors, all of whom are far more brilliant than Stan Wagon could ever hope to be.

      Q: So...is he really a geek?
      A: I suppose if you wanted to call him a geek, he'd be a geek of Mathematica and mountain climbing. I've found his other ventures (mathematics, teaching, sculpting, interpersonal relations, etc.) to be somewhat lacking in both passion and quaity.

      Q: Then why did they make him a professor?
      A: His wife, Karen Saxe, is f*ing brilliant, and would only accept a position if they could share a professorship.

      Q: That is completely unfair!
      A: That's not a question, but yes, I agree, as do hundreds of undergrads who have mistakenly taken a class that he has taught. If there is one piece of advice I could give to Macalester undergrads: don't take a class with Stan Wagon.

    3. Re:This guy's no geek... by Discoflamingo13 · · Score: 1

      To clarify Monsignor AC, his wife is Joan Hutchinson. Elsewise, I'd be forced to agree with most of Monsignor AC's statements.

    4. Re:This guy's no geek... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mistake.

      Both Joan and Karen are brilliant, but I would guess that Karen wouldn't want to be associated with Stan Wagon. For that, I apologize to Karen Saxe.

  152. Ohh! Pick me, I know, I know! by Java+Ape · · Score: 1

    "So far, no one has found a road-and wheel combination in which the road has the same shape as the wheel." How about a unicycle riding around the inside of a circle. I saw something like this once at a circus. Some guy was suspend in a giant rotating hamster-wheel 50 feet or so in the air, riding a unicycle around inside. The road and the wheel where the same shape, so there!

  153. Stupid Analogy by ewhac · · Score: 1

    About a year ago, it occurred to me that this technique of making square wheels work could form the basis of a good analogy as to why Microsoft was such an entrenched monopoly. It goes something like this:

    Once upon a time, Microsoft made a square wheel. To make the square wheel work, they got people to build roads of inverted catenary curves so that the wheels would roll smoothly. Now, most people had never seen a wheel before, much less how to evaluate wheel quality and design. So when they started buying their first wheeled transports, they bought the one that most easily came to hand which, thanks to Microsoft's backroom dealmaking, usually had Microsoft's square wheels on it. This led to the building of more wheels, which led to the building of more inverted catenary roads.

    Of course, people who were experts in the sciences of wheels and roadbuilding knew for a fact that square wheels were a perfectly stupid idea -- that it had been long established that circular wheels work much better, are far more flexible, and make roadbuilding much easier. Furthermore, they were safer. A square wheel hitting a hole or debris would make the car leap into the air violently, causing damage to the car and occupants. A round wheel rolling over a road imperfection would perhaps thump, but would usually recover immediately without incident.

    Unfortunately, circular wheels didn't work too well on the inverted catenary roads being built everywhere, and no one was building flat roads because, well, where was the demand for them? Everyone's cars had square wheels.

    The result was millions of cars with square wheels, running on thousands of miles of roads that require constant, precision maintenance. Flat roads are starting to appear here and there, but even though everyone who's changed over to the round wheel loves it, they still reluctantly keep a square-wheeled car around, so they can go places flat roads don't go yet.

    Schwab

    (Slashdot: Where we can work Microsoft-bashing into any topic.)

  154. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  155. In other news, Microsoft Announces MSWheel... by sjf · · Score: 1

    and MSAsphalt

    A Microsoft spokesman said that it had struck a groundbreaking deal with the US government to to repave the entire nation's freeways. "We believe that this new technology will protect road users from the dangers of open source road surfaces."

  156. Working week? by Erik+K.+Veland · · Score: 1

    You guys obviously don't come from Scandinavia. Happy easter vacation!

    Oh, why am I spending my non-working time here again?

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    "I tend to think of OS X as Linux with QA and Taste", James Gosling, creator of Java
  157. Re:Reminds me of the british 20p coin by Funkitup · · Score: 1

    Think about it again...

    The diameter is the same, all the way around.
    So, how can the centre of mass move up and down?

    It's the same point as the bicycle... The centre of mass of the bicycle doesn't move up or down either.

    When the coin reaches a bump, the opposite side is shorter (because the diameter is the same). Therefore the centre of mass does not move.

    Picture here
    and they do say it allows it to roll smoothly, but not quite how. Anyone want to find a more informative site?

  158. Errant pedant prompts Lakatos reference by melquiades · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OK, so the parent post was kind of silly, but it gives me a chance to mention Imre Lakatos, my favorite mathematical philosopher. (Yes, I have a favorite favorite mathematical philosopher. Don't you?)

    He wrote a marvelous little book called Proofs and Refutations -- here's a very brief bit of summary and context -- which present a very interesting very of the process of mathematical discovery: instead of accumulating an ever-increasing series of perfect truths, he argues, mathematicians are constantly shifting their perceptions of what is true, because they're constantly shifting the very definitions of the things they're writing the proofs about. (This happened in a major way with calculus during the 19th century, for example, when limits, derivatives and integrals were redefined more formally, giving birth to the field of analysis.)

    The book is a lot of fun, and actually not such a hard read. It takes place in an imaginary classroom, where the students and the professor, having just proved a simple little theorem about polyhedra, start coming up with counterexamples by "stretching" their notion of what a polyhedron is. (Should a cylinder be a polyhedron? Why not? What about a box with a box-shaped hole on the inside? etc.)

    Through their arguments, they end up sharpening the definition of "polyhedron", eventually replacing their naive notion with something clearer and more formalized through a process of proofs and refutations.

    So, Stan Wagon challenges our definition of "wheel" with an apparent counterexample: Does the bike have no wheels? Or are wheels not round? We might propose sharpening the definition of "wheel" to account for the new counterexample:

    A wheel is a solid object designed to rotate about an axle, with its perimeter in constant contact with some other surface.

    (Make a ridiculous post, get a ridiculous reply!)

    1. Re:Errant pedant prompts Lakatos reference by Discoflamingo13 · · Score: 1

      (Make a ridiculous post, get a ridiculous reply!)

      Invisible Robot Fish!

  159. Theres gotta be... by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

    a Far Side comic in here somewhere.

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  160. THIS research? by clark9mm · · Score: 1

    This exhibit has been at the Exploratorium science museum in San Francisco forever. Iirc there are recipes for square-wheeled carts in the Exploratorium Cookbook, a guide to building science exhibits and projects. See also, "An Amusing Property of the Catenary" "...the catenary, this marvelous graceful thing, this joy of physics, this perfect balance between rebellion and obedience, is God's own signature on earth. I think it pleases Him to see them raised.'' Quoted from Mark Helprin - Winter's Tale. (Copyright (C) 1983 Mark Helprin).

  161. Re:Lets get wild with the sides - fractals by lommer · · Score: 1

    yeah, but if we used a fractally patterned tread, the wheels would lock into the road and then you'd have a hard time going anywhere, regardless of the fact that you have an infinite road surface to drive on. :-)

  162. I once read sci-fi short story about this by spun · · Score: 1

    It was a near future America where consumerism had run amok. People worked 60 hour weeks and bought new things all the time, even when the old things were still perfectly good. Planned obsolescence gone berserk. The roads all had bumps in them that matched car tires. People had to buy new tires every month when the govt. changed the bump paterns on the roads.

    Eventually the Government just put up huge mind-control billboards everywhere. Story ends with the protagonist absent-mindedly sticking his newly purchased carton of cigarettes into the glove compartment with the other five cartons. He didn't smoke, and he didn't even realize he was buying them...

    Luckily nothing like that could happen in real lif.

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  163. What an easy puzzle... by Wes+Janson · · Score: 1
    So far, no one has found a road-and wheel combination in which the road has the same shape as the wheel. That's an intriguing challenge for mathematicians.


    Simple. Make the road out of lots of tiny spheres (1inch dm), multi or single layered. Then make the wheel a 10ft diameter monster truck wheel. If you really want to be anal, the road can be made out of cheese-wheel shaped bits of material, stacked in rows. Voila, a smooth comfortable ride. No one ever said a thing about scale anywhere in there... ;)
  164. Re:Reminds me of the british 20p coin by sholden · · Score: 1

    The "diameter" you are measuring doesn't pass through the center of mass. If it did it would be a circle - as 5 seconds of thinking would show you.

    It's completely different from the bicycle since the bicycle uses straight sides on the wheel and a curved surface - the exact opposite of the coin.

    It's the seven side version of a reuleaux triangle, the center of mass oscillates as it rolls. Mark the center of mass and roll one if you can't prove it to yourself with less than 5 seconds of thought.

    And it does not have constant "diameter" is has constant "width" - the two terms mean different things (and are the same for a circle and only a circle).

    See http://mathworld.wolfram.com/CurveofConstantWidth. html .

  165. Stan's Other Hobbies by donaldlatif · · Score: 1

    Besides making strange bicycles and writing books on and in Mathematica, Stan Wagon makes tremendous mathematical snow figures. Check out his web page at (you guessed it):
    stanwagon.com
    PS. As a Macalester student, I get to ride it daily. Its license plate reads "Catenary."

  166. Interesting, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting, but what about turning? :-)

  167. Dada dead; "Victory!" cry dadaists by melquiades · · Score: 1

    Fish bulb, bulk flush.

  168. Square wheels = more of a Linux thing by melquiades · · Score: 1

    Nah, your taunt is off the mark. The square wheels really fit better with the Linux subculture: "Look! I made Linux run on my toaster, and put it inside a modified TRS-80 case with neon lights! And my bicycle has square wheels! Uh...What's this 'why' of which you speak?"

    Microsoft would just sell lots of these, and then find a way to make it impossible to ride anything else on 95% of all roads. Square wheels are way too creative.

  169. This is very old news (about 10 years). by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The had a science guy riding a bike like this on "Hey hey its Saturday", and Australian prime time variety show, which aired for 30 years and stopped showing around 1997 from memory. This thing must of been demonstrated around 10 years ago on public Australian television.

  170. Re:Reminds me of the british 20p coin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    and they do say it allows it to roll smoothly, but not quite how.

    Hint: you couldn't do it if the coin had an even number of sides.

  171. Our Ancestors from 10,000 B. C. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, the square wheel was tried, and by golly, in the primordal soup that passed for dirt, the thing was outstanding! Since all the people who were around when dirt was invented were not born yet, then dirt, as we know it today, was not hard, so a "square wheel" worked just fine.
    Several trial vehicles were made in 10,000 B.C, one going nearly 300 feet in just under 20 minutes! That one is forever entombed several hundred feet below the Great Pyramid. (Dig it up to prove me wrong).

  172. Not the first one by lahna · · Score: 1

    I remember riding a car with rectangular wheels on an identical "bumpy" road some ten years ago. It was in Heureka, a Finnish science exhibition centre, on a school trip.

  173. The shape of the road by lahna · · Score: 1
    So far, no one has found a road-and wheel combination in which the road has the same shape as the wheel. That's an intriguing challenge for mathematicians.
    I wonder if this has got something to do with the road being as long as the traveling distance. On the other hand, you can make a road that is a large circle - viewed from above.
  174. Grants... by Merovign · · Score: 1

    This is why people think public research is a waste.

    Let's spend gobs of money on making a primitive
    proto-gear and call it a wheel except you can't turn
    and you have to make a special road.

    Someone surprise me with something usefule from this
    research, it seems like a bit of a
    looking-up-at-the-falling-Daisycutter dead end.

  175. Re:Elegant solution (not quite) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're forgetting about drift - your assumption is correct if the wheel does not slide across the surface of the material, but as we all know any car can skid or hydroplane across the road surface. This is the basis of my assumption. If you have a wheel that rotates at a constant speed regardless of "actual" velocity, and then move that wheel along a surface faster than the wheel can rotate, you will have drift.

  176. Square wheels should roll fine by Zurgutt · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of anecdote.. two bicycle designers discussing:

    "Hmm.. if we put a circular shape on flat surface we should get smooth rolling action, right?" - "Yes.." - "Well, we put square wheels on our bicycle and the earth is a round.. so why the hell does it not work???"

  177. heh... by betat · · Score: 1

    "the coin will roll smoothly in slot machines etc. Try it!"

    casino advertisers have invaded /.

    =)

  178. The problem with potholes... by Behrooz · · Score: 1

    The problem with potholes... is that they cause wheels with diameter approaching zero to approach asymptotically the meta-location of socks which have been lost in the dryer.

    *CLUNK* "Blasted potholes, where'd my wheels go this time?"

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  179. not quite what I meant by Christopher+Anthony · · Score: 1
    Hmm...

    relating radius to velocity:
    v=2*pi*r
    dv/dr=2*pi

    Of course inertia means the ride won't be quite as jerky as that would indicate, but the wheels will have to speed up and slow down the rate of turning, and that will cause some jerkiness. It won't be a perfectly smooth ride.

    It's going to be fastest with the corners of the wheels touching the track, and slowest with the middle of the sides touching down.

    So the answer to my question is yes, the rate of turn of the wheels will change as it rolls along. In relation to your interpretation, there is transfer of kinetic energy between moving the whole bicycle forward and turning the wheels around, so the forward velocity of the bicycle will change.