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  1. Re:$38500? on Stephen Hawking Looking For Personal Techie · · Score: 2

    Even people that sweep floors on shows that "pimp rides" on MTV earn more. Perhaps the appeal is not in the salary but rather in proximity to the godemperor of text2speech cyborgs.

    Of course, most of us poor bastards work for a salary, not "for the love". Some of us have kids to feed, bills to pay, taxes, that sorta thing. The rest, that have nothing better to do with the money just wanna get paid fairly. You can maintain nails with better pay. Dang indeed.

    No no you are not thinking this out. Greed has gotten in the way of what is really important in life... Think about it, you will have total control of one of the most important physicist of our time! Just install a joystick controller and you can make him do your biding and say whatever you want.

    You would win the Internet. Trolling people with statements like "By my calculations the LHC has already begun breaking down the fabric of our universe as was prophesied. Soon the great mighty Cthulhu shall return. Hail Cthulhu! MU HA HAHA MU!!!

    or something more simple like HAIL SATIN! or HITLER or S.H.I.T I am so wasted right now.

  2. Re:The story behind this on Stephen Hawking Looking For Personal Techie · · Score: 1

    most likely goes like this:
    - some genius put that original backpack computer together
    - he barely made it work, but he was not sure why it worked and he never bothered to write any documentation
    - he left as soon as it was up and running, out of fear that it might break any moment and he had no idea what to do then
    - now it is breaking apart and the genius is gone.
    - it is your job to fix it, good luck

    Is this going to be the next Half-life story line?

  3. Re:$38500? on Stephen Hawking Looking For Personal Techie · · Score: 2

    Sorry if I did not immediately jump for joy when I saw that "salary". If you're a janitor with that salary you might be underpaid.

    Once you say "computers" and "maintain" you have to get ready to to pay a bit extra, add "without support" and "electronics" and you've just gotten a license to bleed from your wallet.

    Goodluck with the search Mr. Hawking.

    WTF? Really you wouldn't want to pimp his ride? I bet MTV would give you a show and shit... Dang!

  4. Re:You know... on Stephen Hawking Looking For Personal Techie · · Score: 1

    I don't know -- I get the impression that he's bitter about his ALS and says there's no God b/c he has his condition.

    Well at least he's doing something about it. Trying to prove there is no god and all.. Most people are to lazy to try...

  5. Re:Can't help but wonder... on No IPv6 Doomsday In 2012 · · Score: 2

    No it is the Evangelical Christians who are believing a Pagan calendar designed to help worship many gods. Sometimes I don't think most of these people actually read the bible.

    Maybe they know their own religion is full of shit.

    You can mod me down but you can't mod down the coming Mayan Apocalypse. Ah Pukuh shall call fourth Ah Muzencab to smite thee all.

  6. Re:Cleanup the IP Space on No IPv6 Doomsday In 2012 · · Score: 2

    Took the words right out of my mouth.. 'The people' in those countries have been shown time and time again that they can't be trusted. We've been letting them get away with raping and stealing from our servers for long enough. My oldest server got raped just last month and I'm still worried that some root-kit or other may still be inside of her. They deserve to be segregated from the rest of us upstanding types...

  7. Re:Cheap electric cars! on Russia Building World's Largest Li-Ion Battery Plant · · Score: 1

    On the upside, electric cars should become much more affordable.

    Muhahhahaha..... just no....

  8. Re:In Soviet Russia on Russia Building World's Largest Li-Ion Battery Plant · · Score: 1

    Evidently, this doesn't seem to have deterred Wal-Mart. At least we can begin to see where leadership in technological development is going to come from. One can only hope that the Tea-Party republicans are paying attention.

    To what? They all buy nice GERMAN products...

  9. Re:So, if... on Russia Building World's Largest Li-Ion Battery Plant · · Score: 0

    I think he fails at life altogether.

  10. Re:Li? on Russia Building World's Largest Li-Ion Battery Plant · · Score: 4, Funny

    There are numerous other countries with shittier conditions than China and Russia. The latter one is generally quite good, actually. China too, especially compared to the truly cheap countries.

    Yes yes, Russian products still use trusty vacuum tube! Not like in west. Our mono stereo sys-tems truly go to eleven, perhaps even twelve if you run outside in winter times or heating not working.

  11. Re:Li? on Russia Building World's Largest Li-Ion Battery Plant · · Score: 1, Funny

    And where are they getting all the lithium from?

    From American medicine cabinets.

  12. Anonymous - Voice of GOD? on How Doctors Die · · Score: 1, Funny

    So Anonymous was right? I should just kill my self now? Everyone told me it was trolling? I feel so empty inside, how could they lie like that. I don't think I'll even go to the rest of my marketing meetings today.

  13. Re:Can't help but wonder... on No IPv6 Doomsday In 2012 · · Score: 0

    No it is the Evangelical Christians who are believing a Pagan calendar designed to help worship many gods. Sometimes I don't think most of these people actually read the bible.

    Maybe they know their own religion is full of shit.

  14. Re:Cleanup the IP Space on No IPv6 Doomsday In 2012 · · Score: 2

    There are so much junk IP addresses out there going nowhere

    Couple of A blocks won't give you 10 years with the way things are expanding in Asia and Africa.

    I have an idea, why don't we separate the African Internet from our Internet. We could have two Internet's! They would be separate but equal..

  15. Re:No thanks on World's Worst PR Guy Gives His Side · · Score: 2

    Please tell us of all the articles you don't want to read anymore by telling us about them on every article you didn't read to comment on their /. stubs. Do you have a website where like-minded people can find out about all the stories you don't care about so we can not care about them either?

    Maybe a newsletter?

  16. Re:Already solved on NASA To Investigate Mysterious 'Space Ball' · · Score: 1

    I would have liked to have been able to guess "What's in the Wonder Ball."

    Highly toxic and dangerously unstable Hydrazine gas.

  17. Re:This is where I worry. on Anonymous Hacks US Think Tank Stratfor · · Score: 1

    What happens the day that someone releases the names? What happens when some poor secretary who's name is on the list gets her details released to netizens without a social conscience.

    She'll be collateral damage...

  18. Re:No Vodka! on Russia Botches Another Rocket Launch · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    They build rockets better when their drunk!

    Whose drunk?

    You're mothers' a whore

  19. Re:No Vodka! on Russia Botches Another Rocket Launch · · Score: 1

    They build rockets better when their drunk!

  20. Re:F1ST POST! on New Particle Identified At LHC · · Score: 1

    More particles??? hmm

    WARNING, you are dangerously close to the event horizon of a black hole and are experiencing time dilation. Set your FTL to bacon patty melt.

  21. Re:An the point is? on Canonical To Remove Sun Java From Repositories, Users' Machines · · Score: 2

    It's being replace by OpenJDK. It was planned to happen like this for years. This was planned obsolescence with a gradual move to OpenJDK. Their is no surprise here except for those who didn't know it was coming. The summary is inflammatory but if you read the article you see that this is nothing really.

    Well the last time I tried OpenJDK with freenet it didn't work right. That was about a year ago. I wonder if that has been fixed. I guess I will find out.

  22. Re:we are all doomed! on Comet Lovejoy Plunges Into the Sun and Survives · · Score: 1

    Comet Lovejoy flew through the hot atmosphere of the sun and emerged intact. ..

    Should it have not went back in time? I seem to remember that being a rule...

  23. Re:Have you seen the full title? Honestly... on Congress's Techno-Ignorance No Longer Funny · · Score: 1

    To promote prosperity, creativity, entrepreneurship, and innovation by combating the theft of U.S. property, and for other purposes.

    "Combating the theft of U.S. property"...honestly? The words "theft" and "property" are HUGE red flags that these people have no clue what they are talking about.

    In my area they are showing TV ad's saying foreign hackers are stealing US jobs and SOPA will save us all...

  24. Re:Landroids look like the best bet on The Future of Battle Tech · · Score: 1

    But the landroid is doable and practical. Leave little things behind to extend the radio range of all the other devices. Throw in a microphone on them and you get a nice little spynetwork that you can access from a large distance away - safe and secure back in the base.

    Also gives you fire triangulation.

  25. Re:Larry Awesome. on Oracle Sued For 'Extortion, Lies' By Montclair State University · · Score: 1

    You make it sound like Larry will service his honourable justice by giving him a BJ

    For the right price I'm sure he will.