Does anyone still subscribe to Time? I thought it had become another vanity publishing rag like Newsweek, with a few thousand copies made each month just for the ego of the publishers and the few doctors offices who hadn't bothered to cancel their subscriptions.
I plan on being a cannibal... No need to stock up and no one ever thinks of cannibalism right from the start. Sort of gives you a leg up on everyone else really.
You shouldn't have published this. Now all the black hats will copy your idea.
I plan on being a cannibal... No need to stock up and no one ever thinks of cannibalism right from the start. Sort of gives you a leg up on everyone else really.
By eating old, plauge-ridden meat instead of the canned stuff? I'll pass. Even then, assuming everyone else thinks it's creepy, the social isolation might be the thing that gets you in the end. I'd rather have a chance at the one chick left on the continent myself:D
Soooo it's like my life is now except I'll get to eat beautiful people while living underground in the ruins of my mom's basement.
Funnily enough, mortality rates should be higher outside of Europe, due to a gene that survivors of the Black Plague passed on. It should make those people more resistant to this flu as well. So my chances aren't all that bad probably.
Although it's never a bad idea to start stockpiling canned goods and tissues;)
I plan on being a cannibal... No need to stock up and no one ever thinks of cannibalism right from the start. Sort of gives you a leg up on everyone else really.
Actually we're developing one from super high tensile strength aluminum that should able to protect us from both satellite space radio waves AND falling space satellite debris!
What about the government brain control parasites they put in the water supply as eggs?
I'm actually wondering why launch a monkey at all. Or even a chimp. I think we're pretty sure at this point that no one is going to die from the space vapors or the orbiting hordes of vacuum leaches. What sort of telemetry do they get from a monkey that you can't get from a sensor package?
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Everybody's doing it! Therefore, it's objectively okay for us to do it!
Seems logical...
Ellison will rock up to court, invite the judge and jury to party hard on one of his many yachts and justice will be serviced.
Yes because an 18 year old out of high school understands all that you just said and not that college = high paying job. I'll get off your lawn now...
Does anyone still subscribe to Time? I thought it had become another vanity publishing rag like Newsweek, with a few thousand copies made each month just for the ego of the publishers and the few doctors offices who hadn't bothered to cancel their subscriptions.
Doctor offices.
. . . all the way up . . .
... it's hiding in the eleven range...
Who said anything about skin color? Other than you, I mean.
Those Niggers...
A very typical nigger thing to do, stealing all that money. I bet the fucking niggers are responsible for all this bullshit.
Niggers aren't capable of portending to be white you fucking dumbass.
..can someone send the patent office one of these machines for the love of god!
Then we need to lace its upper atmosphere with o2 before igniting.
Sounds dangerous, send congress....
There is no o2 which is why titan doesn't burst into a huge fireball...
This 'fission' technology sounds interesting, but is it safe?
Yes perfectly safe as long as nothing goes wrong.
Suddenly I'm having a craving for a Cadbury Cream Egg.
Be sure to microwave it for an hour first to get the right effect on chomping down.
If the aliens are so much more advanced than us that they are capable of FTL, then we can't possibly be of any value to them.
I hear we make great pets.
I plan on being a cannibal... No need to stock up and no one ever thinks of cannibalism right from the start. Sort of gives you a leg up on everyone else really.
You shouldn't have published this. Now all the black hats will copy your idea.
Not really, no one reads /.
I plan on being a cannibal... No need to stock up and no one ever thinks of cannibalism right from the start. Sort of gives you a leg up on everyone else really.
By eating old, plauge-ridden meat instead of the canned stuff? I'll pass. Even then, assuming everyone else thinks it's creepy, the social isolation might be the thing that gets you in the end. I'd rather have a chance at the one chick left on the continent myself :D
Soooo it's like my life is now except I'll get to eat beautiful people while living underground in the ruins of my mom's basement.
Hehe for the short duration that it would be? :)
Funnily enough, mortality rates should be higher outside of Europe, due to a gene that survivors of the Black Plague passed on. It should make those people more resistant to this flu as well. So my chances aren't all that bad probably.
Although it's never a bad idea to start stockpiling canned goods and tissues ;)
I plan on being a cannibal... No need to stock up and no one ever thinks of cannibalism right from the start. Sort of gives you a leg up on everyone else really.
Now I don't wanna go to work tomorrow (I work there). :)
SURPRISE! You're patient zero! You just won free health care for the rest of your life!!!
Do you understand the motherfucking words that are coming out of my motherfucking mouth bitch?
emotional state: JOY +3
A paralegal donated the paper? Wow. That is like a sys admin posting a server password on a post-it note on the server rack...
What's wrong with a post-it note? How do you think I'm browsing the Internet bro?
Now you to can be a space marine up until the point the aliens get to you and all you got for xmas was a stinking ipod...
approach the thickness of meat, you only have to fold them 12 times.
Labmeat is MURDER folded 12 ways!
We're doing science and we're still alive...
In Soviet Russia jokes fail YOU!
Actually we're developing one from super high tensile strength aluminum that should able to protect us from both satellite space radio waves AND falling space satellite debris!
What about the government brain control parasites they put in the water supply as eggs?
I'm actually wondering why launch a monkey at all. Or even a chimp. I think we're pretty sure at this point that no one is going to die from the space vapors or the orbiting hordes of vacuum leaches. What sort of telemetry do they get from a monkey that you can't get from a sensor package?
Shit return...