Of course any real Martian Reality TV won't actually have the draw of my tongue in cheek postulation as there is no way they will be throwing contestants out of airlocks in space or on the surface.
But what if we find out they're really dirty Cylons?
You mean the space station guys nuke their food in microwaves, just like I do? How depressing. All that technology and they can't even let the guys grill some chicken.
Have you ever tried using a charcoal grill in zero gravity? It's almost not worth it...
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No no - in English, being blown off is a sign of endearment and rather pleasurable (for a man).
Its something that probably doesn't often happen with members of the opposite sex for /.s 8)
If it's a sign of endearment then why do I have to pay 40 bucks to the girl down by the overpass?
...like sitting on a bomb and hitting it with a hammer all afternoon. Almost certainly nothing bad will happen,
Hey that's one of my all time favourite bugs-bunny episodes! Now if you would please step off my lawn.
p.s. I think that one was held by SCO. I wonder who bought it at their fire sale?
I call prior art when I had a crush on this girl who blew me off.
no no you are thinking about the 'stalker patent'.
No, the website runs on a javascript emulator of a 6502... ... on a 6502
but will it run GNU/lunix... from the cloud?
I imagine it's pretty cloudy in that slashdotted server's server room, what with all the smoke and all.
... and they can't open a window because it's located in the basement...
No, the website runs on a javascript emulator of a 6502...
... on a 6502
but will it run GNU/lunix... from the cloud?
Wait, you've lost me here... what about human beings can't be explained with classical physics?
2 girls 1 cup
And they screamed out "Look at the standard deviation!"
Why? +/- 100% ... Looks fine to me...
The honourable gentleman FAILS IT.
Yes, I forget I was on /. where no one has a girlfriend and so erections aren't the needful...
F35 isn't fully operational yet,
I can't wait to witness the power of this fully operational battle aircraft.
wat?
I mean, I understand you're trolling; but come on at least troll relevantly.
Here let me help,
You're a gay nigger, carry on...
Buy ch3ap V1agra!
The party line. Two parties one line, choose your evil...
Who do you think is bringing all the coke from the evidence room?
Hey Larry there's this bitching party down town tonight with strippers and blow!
Of course any real Martian Reality TV won't actually have the draw of my tongue in cheek postulation as there is no way they will be throwing contestants out of airlocks in space or on the surface.
But what if we find out they're really dirty Cylons?
Are you implying you have? :)
Sure, at space camp...
When in doubt, nuke it from orbit.
You mean the space station guys nuke their food in microwaves, just like I do? How depressing. All that technology and they can't even let the guys grill some chicken.
Have you ever tried using a charcoal grill in zero gravity? It's almost not worth it...
so you end up with energy companies being owned by anonymous
O hell no...
that was just the route they chose. We could have instead has redundancy
I canz hav redundancy?
Why not Hitler? Godwin, news at eleven...
~# kill -9 268025
New wireless virus causes people to crap themselves. News at eleven..
You'll do what stallman says, or else...
You're probably just wimpy.
Why yes, I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today...