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  1. Re:One problem... on Curiosity Rover Fires First Laser Beam At Martian Rock · · Score: 5, Funny

    What if the martians ARE rocks?!

    Its last words were "Don't laze me bro."

  2. Re:"a waterlogged U.K. pit" on Exceptionally Preserved 2,600-Year-Old Brain Found · · Score: 1

    Specifically, at 10 Downing Street.

    Due to a rounding error, it was 11 Downing Street, hone of the Cheque Exer.

  3. Re:2,684 years ago??? on Exceptionally Preserved 2,600-Year-Old Brain Found · · Score: 1

    But it's only 2012!

    No. It will be 2,684 years next Wednesday at noon.

  4. Re:I only have one secret on Researchers Find 'Mind-Control' Gaming Headsets Can Leak Users' Secrets · · Score: 1

    I am a wererabbit!

    Bugs is that you?

  5. Re:Of course, since it's SCADA... on ICS-CERT Warns of Serious Flaws In Tridium SCADA Software · · Score: 1

    Your valve opened my garage door you insensitive clod

    Did they steal your Maserati?

  6. Re:Not the first,but the first to get packaging ri on Happy Birthday, Debian! · · Score: 2

    There was also Yggrasil Linux, started in 1992, but it is not alive any more.

    Yggdrasil. Use the Norse Luke!

  7. Re:Of course, since it's SCADA... on ICS-CERT Warns of Serious Flaws In Tridium SCADA Software · · Score: 2

    Of course they aren't connected to the internet. They're connected to each other by unencrypted radio links.

    They do have checksums on the packets so that someone's garage door opener doesn't open a valve.

  8. Re:He REALLY pissed off governments.... on UK Authorities Threaten To Storm Ecuadorian Embassy To Arrest Julian Assange · · Score: 2

    Actually, I say that in the later years of the Bush administration, bin Laden was seen as less trouble than Assange.

    He still is.

  9. Don't see how this is a good move for UK. Just brings Assange back into the news again AND makes him more believable.

    Even if the crime does call for a jail term, if he's stuck in an embassy for years, then that's already his jail term. An embassy is probably more pleasant than prison but still.

    It is better than prison because it has better people in it. BTW that is a way to improve the prisons.

  10. But then on Advance Warning System For Solar Flares Hinges On Surprising Hypothesis · · Score: 4, Interesting

    radioactive decay is not as random as we thought. So where do we get random numbers that are good?

  11. Re:Great.... on Bill Gates Wants To Reinvent the Toilet · · Score: 1

    Well, on the bright side, it's not Apple. I don't know if I could handle a slippery shinny device with fingerprints all over.

    Let me clarify, not fingerprints but buttprints. But you have a point, I hope its well protected from overflow attacks.

    The BSOD keeps me regular, and DDoS doesn't help.

  12. Re:proof we need to stop copyright on Korean Artist's Intentionally Useless Satellite To Launch This December · · Score: 1

    proof we need to take money away from idiots

    They're working on it, but they are having trouble identifying idiots. They are taking it from everybody instead.

  13. Re:1700 miles a *second* ??? on NASA Testing Supersonic X-51A Jet Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    Warp .01 sound way cooler.

    I believe that's impulse.

  14. Re:Cost on NASA Testing Supersonic X-51A Jet Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    no they aren't.

    We've been at war for 10 years and they haven't seen combat. If they were usable they would have been involved (instead, they were restricted because of the oxygen system issue). Hell, we sent B-2s over Afghanistan. You think they were flown because of their sophisticated anti-aircraft system?

    If there were working Stinger missiles left, then maybe they were.

  15. Re:ok sure but.. on First Mummies May Have Been Inspired by Field of Corpses · · Score: 2

    Hard to say, really. They may still be out there, or they may have been rounded up and (mostly) buried when the region was converted to Christianity back in the 16th-17th century or so. Probably a bit of both, considering that scientists are still stumbling across the things.

    Hell, for all we know, they may have suffered the same fate as all too many Egyptian mummies, which were used as literal firewood and train boiler fuel, among other things.

    Like being ground up for medicine?

  16. Re:I prefer to call it... on IBM Claims Spintronics Memory Breakthrough · · Score: 1

    I think a better name would be Super Mega Ultra Golem RAM. (in other words, SMUGRAM) ... that was terrible. I couldn't think of a word for G so I just put Golem.
    I'm going to go cry in the stationary cupboard now. I'm sorry.

    No crying in the tardis.

  17. Re:How big is 'big data'? on How Big Data Became So Big · · Score: 1, Funny

    And how are we measuring the size? What sizes are measured for typical 'big data'?

    Are we talking about detailed information, or inefficient data formats?

    Motions with hands.

  18. Re:Off the hook on Validating Voters For Open Source Governance, In Person · · Score: 1

    "As we (very gradually) move away from feudal, leader-based forms of governance..." - You're kidding, right? What rock have you been living under?

    'es been livin' down in th' muck in th' dungeon 'neath 'is master's castle.

    Are you nearly finished cleaning my moat. It stinks down there.

  19. I can picture on Judge Overturns Patent Suit, Rules RIM Did Not Infringe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Their receptionist Miss Mformation.

  20. Re:Hacking was always good. on In Hacker Highschool, Students Learn To Redesign the Future · · Score: 1

    Sort of Object Oriented theft?

    How is my doing anything I want to any piece of equipment I own in any way "theft"? When I was a teen in the '60s, guitar fuzzboxes cost well over a hundred dollars, I'd make them out of a ten dollar transistor radio and two dollars worth of parts.

    I guess I was a theif, then. I was always hacking hardware. I guess I'm still a thief, because I'm in the process of turning an old computer into a DVR.

    Nothing you describe is theft. Sorry if you thought otherwise.

  21. Re:Oh, great... on Scrum/Agile Now Used To Manage Non-Tech Projects · · Score: 1

    ...more Cult of Management techniques being inflicted on the world.

    Managementology?

  22. Re:Hacking was always good. on In Hacker Highschool, Students Learn To Redesign the Future · · Score: 1

    For me, the word "hacking" is a term used to denote taking something intended for one purpose and using it for another purpose.

    Its the ultimate in recycling..

    Sort of Object Oriented theft?

  23. Re:Spelling Check on In Hacker Highschool, Students Learn To Redesign the Future · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else hear that "whooooosssshhhhhhhhhh"?

    Do you mean like someone blowing on a microphone? I'll keep my ears pealed for it.

  24. Re:Spelling Check on In Hacker Highschool, Students Learn To Redesign the Future · · Score: 1

    Or instead it might be used to refer to those individuals who, possessing the wisdom of experience, decide that the cultural demarcations of "maturity" are non-productive, even counter-productive, and cast them off in preference of a more childlike irreverence for propriety. I believe the traditional Taoist philosopher filled such a niche, and reportedly delighted in tweaking the nose of their rigidly proper Confucian contemporaries (In a playfully benevolent manner, of course. It's been said that neither philosophy can be fully understood except in it's relation to the other)

    And suddenly the Hurd was enlightened.

  25. Re:Whats the problem? on For Much of the World, Demand For Water Outstrips Supply · · Score: 1

    Please get therapy, you clearly need it.

    Spot on. One of the first signs of insanity is discrimination.