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  1. Re:Good Fucking Grief on US Justice Department Dug Up Reporter's Phone, Bank Records · · Score: 1

    What's next? Slashdotters complain that the US Gov doesn't nothing to locate leaks because they are incompetent? Can't have it both ways...

    Of course we can -- it's Slashdot!

    Do you mean Quantum Slashdot?

  2. Re:Not Surprising on First Two-Legged Robot Marathon is Under Way In Osaka, Japan · · Score: 1

    Who wants to bet that the Japanese will make some kind of game show out of this?

    Robots have an advantage in the Hand Bike.

  3. Re:web-powered? on Google Launches New Assault On Microsoft Office · · Score: 1

    Indeed. The Internet is also powered by AOL.

    Especially so in Libya.

  4. Re:collaboration doesn't look as good as in gdocs on Google Launches New Assault On Microsoft Office · · Score: 2

    This is not a good place to insert a car analogy. Try Libraries of Congress or something else.

    Imagine a school bus full of kids learning to backseat drive.

  5. Re:So this is basically, a distributed filesystem on Google Launches New Assault On Microsoft Office · · Score: 1

    I think youu're looking for 'Apartments and Accountants'

    Or Sheldrakes and Kubeliks

  6. Re:collaboration doesn't look as good as in gdocs on Google Launches New Assault On Microsoft Office · · Score: 1

    Google docs has real-time collaboration (you can see other people's edits as they happen).

    So if I type "cockcockcockcock" at the keyboard when the boss comes into the room because, well, it helps me think, Sir, anyone else can read that change immediately? Does no-one these days realise how much productivity is lost by the ability for people to instantly and frequently interrupt you?

    s/cock/Cock of the Walk/

  7. Re:Ham on Libya SIGINT Jamming Satellites, Towers · · Score: 1

    Bust out the ham radios and brush up on your CW!

    I really need to up my license to General.

    CQ CQ CQ oh shit help guys with guns are here

    Mobile 2-meter stuff might be an option. Don't count on repeaters lasting long though.

    The guy with the Bunga Bunga party is now sending the commercial.

  8. Re:This doesn't really surprise me... on Iran Claims Two New Supercomputers · · Score: 1

    do you think iranian games have a hot coffee mod?

    and if they do, is the nominally exciting part the nudity and sex, or the minilevel where you get to throw stones at the adulterous apostates until they are dead?

    Yes, they have a donut holder on the dash, and they achieve a petro-flop.

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    I thought you would never ask.

  9. Re:Whaaaaaat? on CIA Shows Off (Formerly) Super-Secret Spy Goodies · · Score: 2

    Mach 4 is a razor blade.

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    Is that CIA hat yours?
    Of course, I bought and paid for it.

  10. Re:Previous attempts to measure the rotation on Earth's Inner Core Rotation Slower Than Estimated · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Union, the Government controls spin.

  11. Re:At least he went with the market leader... on Egyptian Father Names His Daughter "Facebook" · · Score: 1

    or a 3 year old named Zune. I guess that's not as bad as a 30 year old named TRS-80.

    or little PS3

  12. Long.ago and Far Away on Former Senator Chris Dodd Set To Head MPAA · · Score: 1

    Obligatory car analogy:

    At the Missouri State Fair in Sedalia there was a jalopy race. One of the cars was a former Indy car. It ran away and hid from the pack.

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    I for one welcome our former Senatorial Overlords.

  13. Re:Long-term build-your-own e+ bomb on Physicists Build Bigger 'Bottles' For Antimatter · · Score: 1

    How much antimatter do you need to make a bomb that will, say, take down an medium-to-high-rise apartment complex?ll

    Well, given the definition of matter and antimatter, I guess you would need a medium-to-high-rise load of antimatter to take care of the matter stuff.

    It depends on what you mean by take down. The Hiroshima bomb released about 1.5 mg of mass for enough kilotons to flatten a building.

  14. Re:Future Action on Anonymous Denies Targeting Westboro Baptist Church · · Score: 1

    Anonymous It's the same principle as the HBGary story -- you don't poke a wasp's nest with a stick.

    Of course not. Wait for a cold day, and carry the pretty nest home.

  15. Re:'historical fiction' ? on Tolkien Estate Says No Historical Fiction For JRR · · Score: 1

    What makes you think you have the right to control what I put in my fictional works?

    Just then Lincoln shot big bird with his ray gun and all the children were covered in a shower of feathers and candy.

    Why should I not be allowed to write the above?

    Because Big Bird is not a candy ass?

  16. Re:Uptime on Why You Shouldn't Reboot Unix Servers · · Score: 1

    I once had a computer with a hard drive that had a cracked case. It was a tower and stopped booting up. I found that if I laid it on it's side, turned it on, and then stood it upright after it started booting it worked fine. My assumption was that upright, everything in the HDD didn't line up right. On it's side it did. I imagine that the gyroscopic nature of the platters in the hard drives kept them in place while I stood it upright again.

    Gyrostabilized Processing System (GPS) ...

  17. Re:Wow, who wrote this summary? on UK Government Wants to Spring Ahead Two Hours · · Score: 1

    Maybe programmers in the UK are accustomed to assuming that localtime always equals UTC except during six hardcoded months.

    Are they keeping time with a word processor?

  18. Re:New Techonlogy? on Automatic Life Jacket Detection For Drones · · Score: 1

    This can't be the first software of its kind... Five years ago, NASA was using much more subtle feature detection software in detecting interesting rocks and regions from satellite imagery of Mars. It seems like life jacket detection in oceans would be a much simpler reduction of that problem.

    Yes, but what is the cover story that it was not used?

  19. Re:This is important? on Science Channel Buys Rights To Firefly · · Score: 1

    Since 98% of slashdotters love it with a fanatic cult like adoration. Now be careful getting down off that high horse.

    Mr. Ed, is that you?

  20. Re:Minimalism taken too far on Chrome May Drop the URL Bar · · Score: 1

    Ah this is just paving the way for the next version of chrome - no browser at all! Just sit there and use your imagination.

    This site is best viewed with a browser.

  21. Re:The Irony Gets Thicker on FBI Complains About Wiretapping Difficulties Due To Web Services · · Score: 1

    Oh please, those Arabs have no plans, no leaders and no democracy. This Egypt thing is not like the US Revolution or Israel or Gandhi and India.

    It is more like the French Revolution where the commoners replaced Louis for Napoleon, except in Egypt they have no Voltaire.

    If they have no Voltaire, then they must invent one.

  22. Re:Why scale down? on US Navy Breaks Laser Record · · Score: 1

    Wrong science. This is physics, not biology. Unless you are talking about ill-tempered robotic sharks with frickin' laser beams...

    No, he meant cute cuddly robotic sharks with simulated lasers.

  23. Re:Groundhog Day on A Car You Can Drive With Your Thoughts · · Score: 1

    Don't drive angry!

    If you can't take out your aggression with your car, then what is it for?

  24. Re:Dude, you've been like totally outsourced on Ants Build Cheapest Networks · · Score: 1

    By ants!

    Wearing sneakers.

  25. Re:Is that enough money? on X Prize $30 Million Robot Race To the Moon Is On · · Score: 1

    Seriously. Getting into orbit is one thing. Going to the moon is another. Is that even possible on a budget of $20 mil?

    Getting into orbit $10 mil.
    Getting to the moon $20 mil.
    Getting back Priceless.