When the receiver downloads the attachment, the electrical current and molecular structure of the central processing unit is altered, causing it to blast apart like a large hand grenade
As of IE9, Microsoft is doing a far better job of this than it ever used to. But then IE9 could just be Microsoft's trojan horse to get users off Windows XP and onto Windows 7.
Ridiculous : The spell for a Boggart (Celtic creature or HP shape shifter). The endoplasmic reticulum occurs in three shapes and varies with the amount of synthesis.
You mean by randomly trying every medication they have in the hospital and doing every test procedure they can do he finally stumbles upon it. Which is a little less cool than using a magical cane.
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I am not drunk. I paid a lot of money learning to walk like this.
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Where can I buy a good ancient Egyptian beer.
Long ago, I knew some guys who were thinking of bit banging the 11 bit Plato serial interface for their terminals. I suspect that they did not do it.
Later a school director bought a number of Plato terminals without realizing that they needed to be on line to work.
A lot of servers are idling for most of the day, but you need them to be able to scale up quickly at certain peak times.
Do you mean power up quickly?
What ever happened to:
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.
When did we all turn into a bunch of pussies who are unable to shrug off this sort of bullshit?
Speak a little louder into my fountain pen.
Would that be Mushroom Cloud computing?
One more hot number and it goes up like Hiroshima.
LOL, funniest part about that story:
When the receiver downloads the attachment, the electrical current and molecular structure of the central processing unit is altered, causing it to blast apart like a large hand grenade
And turn into a cloud.
Seriously, I really hope he actually wrote and did not copy-paste texts from Bing (i.e. Google). Cook book authors tend to reuse others' recipes.
Oh no, recycled recipes.
I like base 16 in light of the BBP formula. The formula gives base 16 digits of pi, without computing the previous digits.
And leading to spigot music.
I propose twoday today where we write down that specific constant as 2Pi.
or we can call it pipi
Goes good with longstockings.
Yet another dick measuring contest? Seriously?
unique for being the largest, oldest, 100% non-commercial community-driven metric.
As of IE9, Microsoft is doing a far better job of this than it ever used to. But then IE9 could just be Microsoft's trojan horse to get users off Windows XP and onto Windows 7.
What's a horse?
I, for one, welcome our CHEETAH overlords...
What about our new COUGAR overlords?
That is because only 2 out of the 5 .ly root nameservers are down. The other three will pick up the slack.
Three out of five isn't bad.
They have 1-800 numbers in Russia?
Now, if only they could turn wine snobs into mice...
Peter Pettigrew is that you?
people don't like the idea of a swarm of mice crawling over their luggage every time they fly.
I'm sure they'll like the idea of a swarm of mice crawling over their table when they dine even less...
Waiter, this mouse is corked.
MILF = Motherboards I'd Like to Fry?
Thanks. That other reference is clearly wrong.
Terabytes per second: Does that mean that space diverse backups can be done?
s/SiO4/SiO2/
I think if they really did use Eliza to generate scripts, the scripts generated might be a little more original.
How long has originality concerned you?
https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Endoplasmic_reticulum
Ridiculous : The spell for a Boggart (Celtic creature or HP shape shifter). The endoplasmic reticulum occurs in three shapes and varies with the amount of synthesis.
1. read slashdot ...
2. attempt humor
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4. PROFIT!!!
Two planets cohabiting an orbit; what could be funny or profitable about that?
I guess this collection is Turing near-complete.
I'm still studying for my Turing test.
Vote.
You mean by randomly trying every medication they have in the hospital and doing every test procedure they can do he finally stumbles upon it. Which is a little less cool than using a magical cane.
Didn't Microsoft patent a wand?