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  1. Worst quote ever on AMD Demos DirectX 11-Capable ATI Graphics Card · · Score: 1
    From TFA (in reference to the tesselator in DirectX 11):

    Instead of having to trade off quality for performance, like in the past, developers can now have the most realistic scenes without a performance hit.

    Yeah, I'm sure turning on tessellation won't cause any performance hit at all.

    Tech Fragments has the most sensationalist writers ever.

  2. Re:Looks good on Vintage Games · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh don't hate on Madden..

    Let's see if I can explain the phenoninom using an analogy you'll relate to. Let's say you're a really big fan of Bangbros pornography. All day all night, you watch those lovable fellows have sex with women who apparently have no qualms about getting in a stranger's van with a bunch of sweaty men.

    Now you really like the videos you have, but at some point you think to yourself "wow, it'd sure be great to watch different women get into this stranger's van filled with sweaty men!". So you go to the Bangbros website and pay for this year's videos and have a whole new lineup to work with as you traverse into your darkened basement and furiously "choose your lineup" with "tight ends" and "wide receivers".

    I hope this makes sense for you now.

    Love,
    Football Fans

  3. No Monkey Island?! on Vintage Games · · Score: 5, Funny

    That game revolutionized insult sword fighting!

  4. Re:Windows' biggest challenge is its size on Google's Android To Challenge Windows? · · Score: 1

    I completely agree with your point, but I completely disagree with your signature.

    Adding hazelnut syrup to my coffee is delicious and creamy in my mouth.

  5. Re:Oh Great on Tetris Turns 25 · · Score: 1

    The one that goes "do do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do, do, do, do, do..."

  6. Question on Firefox 3.5 Beta Boosts Open Video Standard · · Score: 1

    Do Google or other owners of the big video sites have any incentive to stick with Flash?

    I would assume that most users would prefer not to have to download Flash plugins..

  7. Oh Great on Tetris Turns 25 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I'm going to have the Tetris song stuck in my head all day.

    Thanks, Slashdot.

  8. Life, The Universe, And Everything on Microsoft Bing Search Launches Early Preview · · Score: 2, Funny

    But it fails to answer this important question!

    Notice how Google gets it right.

  9. Re:Viruses! on What To Do With 78 USB Drives Next Christmas? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Merry Confickering Christmas!

  10. Uh oh... on Google Adds Scripting Capabilities To Google Docs · · Score: 1

    glob(*.*).textReplace("company", "boobs lolz")

  11. Re:Wait, what? on Supreme Court Nominee Sotomayor's Cyberlaw Record · · Score: 1

    So if your wife accidentally wrote your an email to your work account

    Privacy laws have never defended against stupidity.

    If you accidentally mailed your Viagra to your neighbors should they be required not to disclose this information?

  12. Re:I for one... on Allegedly Rigged Product Demo In SAP Suit Goes Missing · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apparently you've never used SAP.

    SAP is how Lucifer interacts with our world.

    Any product demo showing SAP working in a satisfactory manner is clearly fraud.

  13. Re:Go, Kiwi, Go! on Nesson & Camara Increase Attack Against RIAA · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Charlie Nesson has lost his mind. I support the movement, but claiming that file sharing is protected under "fair use" is a horrible legal argument..

  14. Re:"A nice company"? on HTML 5 As a Viable Alternative To Flash? · · Score: 1

    Him saying that he likes Adobe because they're a nice company is like Dick Chenney saying that nobody wants the Obama administration to succeed more than him.

    Congeniality has its place, I suppose.

  15. Re:Priorities out of line on Using 1 Gaming Computer For 2 People? · · Score: 5, Funny

    WTH: WTF for Christians.

  16. Re:A relationship obviously not built on respect on Using 1 Gaming Computer For 2 People? · · Score: 1

    Oh come on, you can respect someone intellectually even if they aren't knowledgeable in a specific field.

    It's not as if he said "she has a cute little interest in having a career..."

  17. Re:For goodness sake, just buy her a REAL MACHINE. on Using 1 Gaming Computer For 2 People? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is marriage really this antagonistic?

    ... I ask as a wide-eyed youngin.

  18. Re:Solution on Using 1 Gaming Computer For 2 People? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Can we collectively as a community agree to stop answering these with things like "here's a solution: don't do what you're trying to do"?

    If you don't know the answer that's fine, but don't cloak it by telling people to go outside. If I wanted to go outside I wouldn't read Slashdot!

  19. -1, Troll on Ubuntu 9.04 For the Windows Power User · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    If you're too dumb to install Ubuntu, there is no way you're going to enjoy using it.

    I support the movement, but I don't think tutorials are the way to gain converts.

  20. Re:My preecioooous! on Moblin 2.0 Released, Intel's Linux For Netbooks · · Score: 1

    It definitely needs a new name. "Eunuchs or UNIX. Either way, there is no sex involved."

  21. Mottos on Craigslist Fires Back Over Adult Services Accusations · · Score: 2

    Google's motto is "do no evil". Craiglist's is apparently "do no evil and don't be a pussy".

    Good for them.

  22. Oblig on Finding a Personal Coding Trifecta · · Score: 5, Funny

    You only need one thing.

  23. enderleisanidiot on The Tech Building Blocks of City 2.0 · · Score: 1

    Aren't tags supposed to help group stories together? ;-)

  24. Re:Money Grab on NY Bill Proposes Fat Tax On Games, DVDs, Junk Food · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It isn't about making people skinny, it's about paying for the additional medical costs incurred by obesity.

    I for one think this is a non-terrible idea.

  25. Re:Successful? on Gamepark Releases the GP2X Wiz · · Score: 0