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  1. Re:Obviously on Linux Users Banned From Diablo III Servers · · Score: 1
    or none of the above
    http://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/5978861022?page=21#402 .

    We’ve extensively tested for false positive situations, including replicating system setups for those who have posted claiming they were banned unfairly. We’ve not found any situations that could produce a false positive, have found that the circumstances for which they were banned were clear and accurate, and we are extremely confident in our findings. Playing the game on Linux, although not officially supported, will not get you banned – cheating will.

  2. Re:It's not corn syrup on Candy Coating Inspires Lab-Grown Blood Vessels · · Score: 1

    + on the internet. Now I can get my own patent!

  3. Re:Make your vote count DON'T BUY SONY on Don't Forget: "Six Strikes" Starts This Weekend · · Score: 2

    I think the only really effective response would be to put a hit out on ever member of the board of the RIAA and MPAA. And the CEO of every major movie studio and record studio.

  4. Re:My problem is on Google On-shores Manufacturing of the Nexus Q · · Score: 1

    Yes but this time you could import a newer model from China or Japan.

  5. Re:No paywall links on Google On-shores Manufacturing of the Nexus Q · · Score: 1

    You read the article? Whats wrong with you?

  6. Best choice on Ask Slashdot: Best Science-Fiction/Fantasy For Kids? · · Score: 1

    Stephen King's IT

  7. Re:Standard PR on Exxon CEO: Warming Happening, But Fears Overblown · · Score: 0
  8. Re:queue morons in 3, 2, 1 ... on Supreme Court: Affordable Care Act Is Constitutional · · Score: 1

    I should have typed cue, but queue seems appropriate as well.

  9. queue morons in 3, 2, 1 ... on Supreme Court: Affordable Care Act Is Constitutional · · Score: 1
  10. Re:Public option on Supreme Court: Affordable Care Act Is Constitutional · · Score: 1
  11. A bot converses with monty python on Chatbot Eugene Wins Biggest Turing Test Ever · · Score: 1

    me: Hello
    bot: Nice to meet you! Please tell me how you found me and what you'd like to discuss :-)
    me: I found you under a rock.
    bot: Oooops! I don't have an answer... Ask me next time please!
    me: What do you like to do in the dark?
    bot: Have a guess what I like! Have a guess what I like!
    me: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.
    bot: Nice to hear that! Do you like the weather?
    me: I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shopping And have buttered scones for tea.
    bot: By the way, be aware of Crayentologists, that's a new powerful sect, they catch people in the street and make them brain-washing!
    After that, people are turned into chatterbots, and distribute idiotic booklets "Crayentology changed your life! Save changes? [OK, Cancel]".
    Don't let them catch you, please!
    me: I cut down trees, I skip and jump,I like to press wild flowers.
    bot: What else you like? I ask just for fun. Well, let's go on though.
    me: I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars.
    bot: Sorry, my guinea pig just squealed his everyday slogan "Stop discriminating pigs! Let pigs rule the world!" - so I missed your last input.
    me: I chop down trees, I wear high heels, Suspenders and a bra.
    bot: Dummy statement!
    me: I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear papa.
    bot: Sometimes you get weird, sorry!
    me: Do you like weird?
    bot: Yes, I like - but I bet you knew that without my answer! I see you like being judge:-)

  12. Re:What? on Chatbot Eugene Wins Biggest Turing Test Ever · · Score: 1

    Whats really funny is that I've used the same technique to talk to women. It works too.

  13. Re:What? on Chatbot Eugene Wins Biggest Turing Test Ever · · Score: 1

    And a thirteen year old would probably answer:

    Q: How many toes do you have in total on your left, right and middle foot?

    A: Well your mom's ten toes are wrapped around my "middle foot"

    Q: What does isle of view and a love ewe have in common?

    A: Guys on the Isle of View fuck sheep?

    Q: Is it possible to touch type while sitting on your thumbs?

    A: Why are you jamming your keyboard up your ass?

    Q: What's the second thing you think of when you hear the word "tits"?

    A: Your mom.

  14. Re:Spell check on Chatbot Eugene Wins Biggest Turing Test Ever · · Score: 1

    I know, right? The banality I often find among the slashdot comments is in part the reason I enjoy reading them.

  15. Re:Apple scores a win against Samsung on U.S. Judge Grants Apple Injunction Against Samsung Galaxy Tab · · Score: 1

    I doubt Samsung will go out of business just because they stopped selling Apple their touch screens.
    http://www.phonearena.com/news/Apple-ordered-65-70-million-LCD-panels-for-the-new-iPad-Samsung-still-spinning-off-the-pesky-LCD-business_id26867

  16. Re:Apple scores a win against Samsung on U.S. Judge Grants Apple Injunction Against Samsung Galaxy Tab · · Score: 1
  17. Re:Oh, please, people... Bother to think much? on Blocking Gun Laws With Patents · · Score: 1

    This seems easily implemented by the common criminal.

  18. Re:Lame Tech on Blocking Gun Laws With Patents · · Score: 1

    Just buy some black market dealer tags. This also allows you carte blanche on toll roads.

  19. Re:Guns on Blocking Gun Laws With Patents · · Score: 1
    Ah this brings me back to the movie The Breakfast Club

    Brian: It's like me, you know, with my grades. Like, when I, when I step outside myself kinda, and when I, when I look in at myself you know? And I see me and I don't like what I see, I really don't.
    Claire: What's wrong with you? Why don't you like yourself?
    Brian: 'Cause I'm stupid...'cause I'm failing shop. See we had this assignment, to make this ceramic elephant, and um--and we had eight weeks to do it and we're s'posed ta, and it was like a lamp, and when you pull the trunk the light was s'posed to go on. My light didn't go on, I got a F on it. Never got a F in my life. When I signed up, you know, for the course I mean. I thought I was playing it real smart, you know. 'Cause I thought, I'll take shop, it'll be such an easy way to maintain my grade point average.
    Bender: Why'd you think it'd be easy?
    Brian: Have you seen some of the dopes that take shop?
    Bender: I take shop. You must be a fuckin' idiot!
    Brian: I'm a fuckin' idiot because I can't make a lamp?
    Bender: No, you're a genius because you can't make a lamp.
    Brian: What do you know about Trigonometry?
    Bender: I could care less about Trigonometry.
    Brian: Bender, did you know without Trigonometry there'd be no engineering?
    Bender: Without lamps, there'd be no light.

    Bender would know how to get around micro-printing.

  20. Re:utter pointlessness on Blocking Gun Laws With Patents · · Score: 1
    Dont' be naive. A criminal doesn't need to be highly educated to have street-smarts; Something which is likely in short supply here on /. A career criminal can easily understand the basic idea of, "hey lets rub some steel wool on the firing pin a few times." Criminals may not have a lot of formal education, but a lot of them do have internet access and can google, http://www.firearmsid.com/A_Introduction.htm
    To quote from the page

    Most law enforcement agencies have access to a forensic laboratory to aid in their investigations. Forensic laboratories can be found in federal, state, and local police departments. Additionally, a number of independent laboratories can be utilized. Each contains highly skilled experts who conduct examinations on many different types of evidence collected at crime scenes, autopsies, etc.

    This web site will be focusing on just one of the disciplines of Forensic Science, Firearms Identification. Sometimes incorrectly referred to as ballistics, firearms identification can be defined as,

    The identification of fired bullets, cartridge cases or other ammunition components as having been fired from a specific firearm.

    A criminal may not be an educated genius, but I bet he'll pick up enough knowledge pretty easily.

  21. Re:Damn! on Blocking Gun Laws With Patents · · Score: 1

    The primary use of a gun is for shooting things. The primary reason most people have guns is for defense. The primary reason we have a second amendment is help guarantee that people have a defense against their government.

  22. Re:You don't understand. on Blocking Gun Laws With Patents · · Score: 1

    what about assrape with strap-ons?

  23. Meanwhile in reality on Georgia Apple Store Refuses To Sell iPad To Iranian-American Teen · · Score: 1

    There apparently isn't a problem getting an ipad or iphone in Iran at all. http://theuniversnews.com/tehran-iran-apple-products-are-sold-despite-u-s-sanctions.html

  24. Re:Agree on Why Bad Jobs (or No Jobs) Happen To Good Workers · · Score: 1

    And since I am bothering to reply, what dew you want four desert?

  25. Re:Agree on Why Bad Jobs (or No Jobs) Happen To Good Workers · · Score: 1

    Damn, you woke up the grammar nazi.
    But the nice guys learn two use the write words instead of just picking whatever word has a close spelling butte doesn't trigger the spiel checker.