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  1. Re:Twitter's 140 Characters on Best Alternatives To the Big Name Social Media? · · Score: 1

    I just don't have time for all that.

    I'm Batman.

    If you were really Batman you would have the time.

  2. Re:In Soviet Russia... on Looking Back at 1984 Report On "Radical Computing" · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Soviet Russia nothing got you!

  3. Re:The media really are pussies on South Park's Episode 201 — the Expurgated Version · · Score: 1

    Many Muslims are in a situation similar to what we went through with Crusades and the like.

    Weren't the Muslims a part of the Crusades?

  4. Re:I wonder how long until it "accidentally" leaks on South Park's Episode 201 — the Expurgated Version · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So South Park caused the 9/11 attacks.

    But The Lone Gunmen showed them what a good target would be.

  5. Re:I'd pay it on Rumors of Hulu's Subscription Plans · · Score: 2, Informative

    Most shows that would already be on ad supported networks have commercial cuts in the show that are usually noticeable in a copy that is all one piece, if they put a small ad in there in is not going to cut the flow any more than having seen it when it aired.

  6. Re:In other news... on Steve Jobs Recommends Android For Fans of Porn · · Score: 1

    Android was already the nerdier type of phone and nerds are large consumers of porn, but nerds don't pay for porn.

  7. Re:I find one flaw in all these arguments on EU Piracy Estimates — Just How Inaccurate? · · Score: 1

    Note that all these numbers were pulled out of my ass, same as all numbers.

    You must have a pretty large ass to fit every number in there.

    On a slightly serious note I wouldn't point to "free-to-play" games as a great strategy either. Several are hooked up with scams for points (like Zynga) They should look at games that are fun but not flashy (like World of Goo).

  8. Re:Have some compassion on Woman Claims Wii Fit Caused Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome · · Score: 1

    Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome is very real. Imagine having an itch that you could never scratch away. An itch that was always there. Now, replace that itch with an erection and a desire to release your semen storage 24/7.

    You know what scratches that itch.

    Fapping.

    It is (mostly) free and very easy to figure out, all you need is a hand.

  9. Re:From TFA on Canadian Judge Orders Disclosure of Anonymous Posters · · Score: 1

    In the US we understand that the words of an anonymous coward are just words, and only have the power that you, the pussy, give to them. And as such, there can be no damage to reputation by the rantings of an anonymous coward on a message board.

    Do you live in different US than I do?

  10. Re:Slashdot seems idle today... on The Neo-Geo Song · · Score: 1

    Idle spills on to the main page quite often.

  11. Re:a better question on Should Kids Be Bribed To Do Well In School? · · Score: 1

    so you think the world is fair?

    Everyone gets fucked over to some degree at some point. Seems perfectly fair to me.

  12. Re:Who reads The Economist? on The Economist Weighs In For Shorter Copyright Terms · · Score: 1

    So birds have ruined boobies and tits now? We need a new word then.

  13. Re:What is Australia thinking? on Oz Pirate Party Tells the Elderly How To Bypass the Net Filter · · Score: 1

    Most of my knowledge was from Mad Max.

  14. Re:Who reads The Economist? on The Economist Weighs In For Shorter Copyright Terms · · Score: 1

    birds with their tits out.

    I thought only mammals have tits.

  15. Re:I'm torn... on Rupert Murdoch Hates Google, Loves the iPad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nothing says cool and hip like an endorsement from an old geezer.

  16. Re:Sex on Wisconsin DA Threatens Arrests Over Sex Ed · · Score: 1

    What if you are someone who believes god exists but trying to figure God out is insane. God is definitely doing things for the lulz, not much else sense is to be made there.

  17. Re:Sex on Wisconsin DA Threatens Arrests Over Sex Ed · · Score: 1

    I find it interesting that you could opt out of the sex ed portion. At my high school in Texas that part was mandatory but you could opt out of having to do evolution parts of biology and had to turn in a paper that was about your beliefs to cover the grades.

  18. Re:Par for the course? on Sony Update Bricks Playstations · · Score: 1

    The folks at Best Buy compared the MAC address of the one in the box to the sticker on the outside of the box and they didn't match.

    Don't most routers have a way to change their MAC addresses in the settings.

  19. Re:I feel your pain on IBM Breaks Open Source Patent Pledge · · Score: 1

    No so easy for me, I'm using IE6 and it mangles comment nesting. Stupid Micorsoft.

    You seem to have pulled it off well though.

  20. Re:Acronyms on Scrabble To Allow Proper Nouns · · Score: 1

    If you play with non-geeks you could probably make up some acronyms on the spot using buzzwords too.

  21. Re:Designed Obsolescence on Blu-ray Proposes Incompatible BD-XL and IH-BD Formats · · Score: 1

    It would be amusing to watch them try. It might even create a "boy who cried wolf" situation where any laments about piracy are no longer taken seriously by anyone.

    I thought that already happened.

  22. Re:Correlation != causation on Toyota Accelerator Data Skewed Toward Elderly · · Score: 1

    Perhaps younger people are used to complex systems "not working" reliably, whereas older people are less tolerant of flakiness.

    Shh, you will give away my secret of driving quirky trucks as a way to make people quit asking me to help move stuff.

  23. Re:the question is... on Android Copy of Young Woman Unveiled In Japan · · Score: 1

    Yes but he is on the internet so we can expect he has seen some porn.

  24. Re:Hmm... on Federal Appeals Court Says Sex Offender's Computer Ban Unfair · · Score: 2, Funny

    YOU'RE NOT THINKING OF THE CHILDREN!

    You are? Clearly you are a pedophile then.

  25. Re:I've got the cure on Gonorrhea As the Next Superbug · · Score: 1

    NiMH rechargeable batteries are decidedly not a cure for Gonorrhea, or any known disease, no matter where you try to insert them.

    Wait a dead phone isn't a disease? Those bastards lied to me!