1. Iran realizes all these viruses are made for Windows. 2. Iran switches operations to Linux to evade these viruses. 3. US spies learn this and report back that Iran is using Linux. 4. OMG OHNOEZ TEH LINUX IS TEH ENEMIES OF FREEEEEEDOMZ AND DIMMOCRASY ARREST THE TERRYRISTS USING ALL THE LINUXES!!!
This has to be one the worst, sensationalistic, bulls#!t headlines I've ever seen. The article quotes one the experimenters as saying "Of course, we haven't been able to grow hands,".
You must be new here...
Surely you enjoyed these other fabulous Slashdot articles: "Steve Jobs Rises From The Dead To Sue Everyone!" "Linux Market Share Now Larger Than Windows And Mac Combined!" "Inexpensive New Gadget Promises Time Travel!" "Big Media Company Orders Executions Of Online Pirates!"
The more of you believe there is no Mayan Apocolypse, the fewer people crowding me from pole position when I catch the wave after the Mayan Apocolypse and surf safely to land.
Think how weird the rest of us feel knowing you're here.
Don't worry - I won't go on a murderous rampage 'cause that would ruin my/. karma rating. (...or maybe it improves it, I'm not sure how the algorithm works.)
I predict the next QR code attack will be: Malware QR codes blinked on TV screens, or web pages, just long enough to drive exposed phones and devices to hostile sites.
Why do we have browsers that treat a URL as an orifice into which to insert your reproductive organs, rather than an orifice to be examined with a flashlight from a safe distance?
...uh, because browsers are designed by lonely programmers, instead of bomb squad techs.
In the jpegs, the girl will be simultaneously clothed and nude at the same time.
Yes. But the big problem with quantum porn is that it's hot and nasty; until you actually look at it, then they are always fully clothed and sitting around talking about how men objectify them.
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clearly civilian casualties.
You mean the insurgents not dressed in the official insurgents uniforms and helmets..?
You missed the part about "potential dating pool."
Read that as "escort service."
You might as well go out with a fuck . . .
Actually, "Go Out With A Fuck" would be a good name for an escort service.
That might be enough potatoes to account for average sized people, but what about a plane load of fat Americans? They'd have to use 50,000 lb
There's an aircraft that seats 50,000 fat Americans? Wow!
1. Iran realizes all these viruses are made for Windows.
2. Iran switches operations to Linux to evade these viruses.
3. US spies learn this and report back that Iran is using Linux.
4. OMG OHNOEZ TEH LINUX IS TEH ENEMIES OF FREEEEEEDOMZ AND DIMMOCRASY ARREST THE TERRYRISTS USING ALL THE LINUXES!!!
5. Iran switches to Apples 'iNuke' app.
This has to be one the worst, sensationalistic, bulls#!t headlines I've ever seen. The article quotes one the experimenters as saying "Of course, we haven't been able to grow hands,".
You must be new here...
Surely you enjoyed these other fabulous Slashdot articles:
"Steve Jobs Rises From The Dead To Sue Everyone!"
"Linux Market Share Now Larger Than Windows And Mac Combined!"
"Inexpensive New Gadget Promises Time Travel!"
"Big Media Company Orders Executions Of Online Pirates!"
Next on the agenda: 3 billion men candidates for the horse cock gene transplant (would you call it that?).
...Why would I want it to be smaller..?
The more of you believe there is no Mayan Apocolypse, the fewer people crowding me from pole position when I catch the wave after the Mayan Apocolypse and surf safely to land.
...uh, what land?
Seriously you have to get a kickstarter going. For 100 dollars you can be one of the chosen few to survive!
Or, for $955,000 dollars you can survive in your own Atlas-F missile silo:
http://www.missilebases.com/adirondack
"So crazy. This whole Mayan doomsday prophecy stuff all amounts to nothing more than an ancient form of the y2k bug."
Yeah - and we all know how good the Mayans were at predicting impending disaster.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_conquest_of_Yucat%C3%A1n
Think how weird the rest of us feel knowing you're here.
Don't worry - I won't go on a murderous rampage 'cause that would ruin my /. karma rating.
(...or maybe it improves it, I'm not sure how the algorithm works.)
...he may even have had a slashdot account.
Ewwwwww. You may be right.
Now I'm creeped out.
Of course! Time for a quick trip to the whorehouse, then a quicker trip to church to get saved.
After what that priest did to me, I'm gonna have to pray with the hooker...
Why can't we just agree that the universe is ruled by some kind of pasta and coexist peacefully.
...because, silly twit, the purpose of religion is to start violent arguments and wars.
Anyone violently disagree? Good! You are a true believer...
And yet, as high tech as a horse is, it cannot make a vacuum tube either.
Their evolutionary path specialized them for something very different than us.
Let me know when you can run a quarter-mile in 21 seconds, on dirt, from a standing start. Barefoot.
I predict the next QR code attack will be:
Malware QR codes blinked on TV screens, or web pages, just long enough to drive exposed phones and devices to hostile sites.
Sorta like digital subliminals.
Why do we have browsers that treat a URL as an orifice into which to insert your reproductive organs, rather than an orifice to be examined with a flashlight from a safe distance?
...uh, because browsers are designed by lonely programmers, instead of bomb squad techs.
Would malware makers even bother with the stickers if people didn't use them?
That's like asking if people are dumb enough to think they will make millions cashing checks for some lawyer in Nigeria.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
I challenge you to use a modern, fully equipped machine shop to machine a fully functional horse.
A horse is not low tech. It's taken 4 billion years of evolution and controlled breeding to make a modern horse.
They also demoed at SIGGRAPH. Very cool samples.
Would the pattern of the alleged thief be all that different from that of housekeeping staff?
Yes, one would be ransacking the room for valuables, clearing out the mini-fridge, urinating on the bed, and trying to pry the in-room safe open...
I believe its geek appeal is derived from the fact that a software hack utilized to break the locks, rather than a physical set of lock picks.
But, like a set of lock picks, you still need a physical device to insert in the lock and apply the software hack.
Still geeky, though...
Unfortunately it's still going on today. Google Electroconvulsive Therapy or ECT.
...shouldn't that be GECT?
The rebranding necessary for this to sound appealing will be a joy to watch.
I agree, but it didn't seem to be that difficult for silk garments
...or the flower industry:
"Tell her you love her... Give her the gift of a bundle of the hacked-off genitalia of another species!"
Dude, you need a better hobby.
I dunno. There's people making candles and reenacting the Civil War.
An Apple ][+ is fairly modern.
In the jpegs, the girl will be simultaneously clothed and nude at the same time.
Yes. But the big problem with quantum porn is that it's hot and nasty; until you actually look at it, then they are always fully clothed and sitting around talking about how men objectify them.