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  1. Re:This is really good news and here is why... on A Rock Moves In Space · · Score: 2

    Of COURSE! The STOCK MARKET. Well, shit. If a giant ball of rock is hurtling towards my planet, the *very* *first* *thing* that I'd be concerned about is the stock market. Get a grip.

  2. How old? on Finding BIOS Upgrades? · · Score: 4, Informative

    Hmm... depending on how old the system actually is, it might not even HAVE downloadable BIOS updates. IIRC, most 486 systems and even some 586-based systems didn't have Flash ROMs... to upgrade the BIOS, you had to physically replace the BIOS CMOS.

    If the motherboard does, indeed, have a flashable BIOS, then try looking up the part/model number on either the manufacturer's site or Google.

    - Jester

  3. Hmmm... beer! on The Open Source Cookbook? · · Score: 2

    1) Acquire several vessels suitable for alcohol.
    2) Acquire keg of Guinness, along with suitable tap.
    3) If not well versed in the art of the Perfect Pour, seek counsel from your wise barkeep.
    4) Enjoy.

    NOTE: If keg not available, a few cases of Molson Canadian may suffice.

    This simple recipe should be good for a few days... having your favourite pizza joint on speed dial isn't a bad idea, either.

  4. Re:The Difference... on More Attacks on Linux than Windows · · Score: 2

    Yup... but now that major animation houses are using Linux, breaking into a Linux box now yields more realistic Natalie Portman porn than before... :)

  5. The Difference... on More Attacks on Linux than Windows · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, but the difference between attack counts between Linux and Windows are how many of those attacks are successful...

    - Jester

  6. Re:There's really only one solution to this proble on wustat/wutrack.windows.com - What are they Used For? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Unfortunately, I get a 403 Forbidden when trying to access that site... not even an authentication dialog, it's just denied. Someone should reverse engineer the authentication protocol so that we can REALLY Slashdot it (I would assume that valid traffic consumes more bandwidth than just sending a 403 page...???).

  7. Re:Let's suggest the tourists ! on Russia Wants to Launch Manned Mission to Mars · · Score: 2

    Well, given NASA's track record at actually getting something to Mars and/or not losing it once it's there, let me be the first to vote that we should send 'N Sync (sp?), 98 Degrees, and a variety of other boy pop bands... at least the female pop singers are sexy. :)

  8. 25 Hours? on Isn't it Time for Metric Time? · · Score: 4, Funny

    "60 seconds to a minute, 60 minutes to an hour, 25 hours to a day"

    Cool... Where do you live? I can use an extra hour of coding time every day... ;)

  9. Don't Use No Double Negatives! on June Netcraft Survey · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Apache market share rises 3.46%; MS down -2.72."

    So... MS is actually UP 2.72%? -(-2.72) = 2.72

  10. Re:XSS in Slashcode on BitchX 1.0c19 IRC Client Backdoored · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Hey... nice "copy and paste" from the BugTraq posting...
    ----- BEGIN BugTraq POST -----

    Mailing-List: contact bugtraq-help@securityfocus.com; run by ezmlm
    Precedence: bulk
    List-Id: <bugtraq.list-id.securityfocus.com>
    List-Post: <mailto:bugtraq@securityfocus.com>
    List-Help: <mailto:bugtraq-help@securityfocus.com>
    List-Unsu bscribe: <mailto:bugtraq-unsubscribe@securityfocus.com&g t;
    List-Subscribe: <mailto:bugtraq-subscribe@securityfocus.com>
    Deli vered-To: mailing list bugtraq@securityfocus.com
    Delivered-To: moderator for bugtraq@securityfocus.com
    Received: (qmail 31935 invoked from network); 2 Jul 2002 08:55:04 -0000
    Message-ID: <20020702085626.305.qmail@web21002.mail.yahoo.c om>
    Date: Tue, 2 Jul 2002 01:56:26 -0700 (PDT)
    From: gcsb <gcsbnz@yahoo.com>
    Subject: XSS in Slashcode
    To: bugtraq@securityfocus.com
    MIME-Version: 1.0
    Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii
    X-UIDL: "[K!!WR\"!nkN"!NSF"!

    There is a nasty Cross Site Scripting(XSS) vuln in
    Slashcode. This was used a day or so go on
    slashdot.org and resulted in most of the site being
    taken down for an hour or so. The maintainers of
    slashcode have patched the problem in CVS but have not
    even mentioned it anywhere that I can find. This
    leaves all sites using slash vulnerable to this
    exploit.

    An example exploit (incomplete) is as follows:

    <p &gt; onMouseOver..insert javascript here...>

    I am dissapointed that the slachcode maintainers have
    silently fixed this on slashdot.org yet made no
    mention of the problem elsewhere so that other sites
    can patch themselves. No wonder there are so many
    "trolls" on slashdot.org...ah well.

    If you run a site using slashcode, get the latest CVS.

    That is all. Move along.

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    ----- END BugTraq POSTING -----

    You didn't even reformat the exploit code so that it showed up properly... sheesh.

    - Jester

  11. Re:Noooooooooo on Anonymous Will Award $200,000 for Xbox Linux · · Score: 2

    I totally agree re: RentACoder... when I first heard about the site I got all excited... so I started looking for cool projects. Every once in a while I'd find one and put in a bid... only to find out that some person in India was willing to do the same thing for ( (0.00x0.40)*{my price} ).

  12. Re:Now's the time.... on All Sourceforge.net Being Blocked by SmartFilter · · Score: 2, Troll

    [root@myhost /]# su MCSE
    Access denied. Stupidity not allowed on UNIX boxen.

    "add it to a flat-text file... even a MSCE coud do it."
    No they couldn't. An MCSE would be asking "What do I click on to open this 'flat-text file'???"

    "pure stupidity and would only be reccomended by incompetent sysadmins/netadmins"
    See above.

    - Jester

  13. Uh-oh... on Does Spyware Damage Windows Networking? · · Score: 2

    "they are stuck with a computer store bill for reinstalling their machine"

    So now spyware makers/bundlers are going to justify their actions by saying that they create third-party jobs and help strengthen the economy... great.

  14. Re:Jeez... on Copyright Battle Over Nothing · · Score: 2

    Hmm... MP3 is a compressed format... silence would, presumably, be a bunch of zeroes in the file... A bunch of zeroes in a row would compress VERY well...

    Maybe this lawsuit is actually about a 500:1 compressions scheme.... ;)

  15. Re:Java Bad! C Good! on OpenDJ UNIX-based P2P Streamer · · Score: 2

    "Perhaps if someone came out with a Java Compiler that turns Java code to machine code I'd like it better. "

    Hmm... I seem to recall that gcc had experimental support to do just this... not sure of the current state of it, though.

  16. Kill Marketing on Webtrends - Reporting Site Usage and Other Stats? · · Score: 2

    "supported by an array of perl scripts... doesn't provide the kind of info the marketing department would find really useful"

    I think that a LART, applied tactfully, is in order. Obviously, the marketing department needs a crash course in the elegance of Perl. =)

  17. Re:Give it back! on Moon Rock Winds Up In Court · · Score: 2

    "bring that sucker back and put it where we found it."

    Hmm... shouldn't that be exactly where we found it...? :)

  18. Re:Easy Target on Doom3 and OpenGL2.0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "You can read his .plan or you can finger him."

    ... but it's so hard to choose!

  19. Another proverb on Doom3 and OpenGL2.0 · · Score: 1

    You don't have a girlfriend,
    So you finger John Carmack instead,
    But you'd sure like to find a girl who can write good vertex shading code!

    :)
    - Jester

  20. It IS that easy... on "Sex Education" For Pandas · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We watch pr0n all the time, and I'm sure our sex drive is quite high.

    Of course, the problem with US is the opposite sex... it's nothin' to do with how horny we are. :)

    - Jester

  21. Re:H2k was awesome. on H2K2 Conference · · Score: 2

    Yeah, the call to AT&T was good. Unfortunately, I couldn't attend in person, but I listened to the MP3 recording of the session (among others). The AT&T call had me ROFL, literally, at some points. :)

    I'm likewise trying to scrape together enough $$$ to go this year...

    - Jester

  22. Re:82.84499 on Pet Bugs? · · Score: 2

    Last I checked, 82.845 WAS a rational number...

  23. Re:DEFEAT THE EVIL DoS ATTACK IN ONE EASY STEP on Legalizing Attacks on P2P Networks · · Score: 2

    Uh, I seriously doubt that renaming a file would stop anything. Ever hear of a regular expression?

  24. Re:winderws on Windependence Day · · Score: 2

    So, if we want to get rid of Windows... we have to... kill all its users?!?! Real-life Quake! Sounds good to me. ;)

    - Jester

  25. Re:Wait, I'm confused... on Java Thrown Back in Windows, For Now · · Score: 1, Troll

    "or we're going to have to give up using Java completely"

    Sounds like a plan. Java sucks, PHP and Perl rule. Did I mention that Java sucks? :)

    - Jester