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  1. Re:Now the wife isn't the only one to tell you to on Smart Sofa Recognizes Occupants by Weight · · Score: 1

    "Honey, I'm sorry but I'm leaving you for Mandingo. I hope you and your couch have a happy life together YOU LAZY SONOFABITCH!!"

    Who cares? What with providing entertainment and getting food for you, it seems that a wife would be redundant.

  2. Re:Some issues... on Smart Sofa Recognizes Occupants by Weight · · Score: 1

    Also what happens if you have roommates that are roughly the same weight as you?

    Just a thought (as a good slashdotter, I didn't actually read the article, so I'm just assuming they don't say anything about it), but I would suspect that different people sit differently. Some people sit up straight, some sprawl back, etc. I wonder if people's sitting positions could be tracked as well, in order to make a determination if weight is ambiguous.

  3. Re:Weight fluctuates and people can weigh the same on Smart Sofa Recognizes Occupants by Weight · · Score: 1, Funny

    I was expecting a lot of fat jokes and knee-jerk "this won't work" trolls on this story, but even I didn't expect anyone to work in "The Orwellian Connection." Congrats.

  4. Re:What's the point? on The L0tR Motion Picture Trilogy Exhibition · · Score: 1

    ...and a script apparently adapted from a group of six-year-old boys playing Jedi Knights in their back yard.

    Not only that; Lucas cut out all the interesting parts.

  5. Re:Medical Technology on Low-Cal Diet Extends Life... As Long as You Don't Eat · · Score: 1

    In 47 years, the robot overlords will be forever breeding young, strong human slaves. Methodical disposal of worn-out workers will happen far earlier than the age of 70.

  6. Re:Don't forget... on Low-Cal Diet Extends Life... As Long as You Don't Eat · · Score: 1

    The "Atkins Diet" is quite dangerous, in fact, as proven by no less than a hundred studies out there on the web.

    Not to say that you're wrong, but I don't think that pointing out info "on the web" is exactly equivalent to proof. After all, the web is home to Slashdot.

  7. Re:Cluelessness on Lobbying For Linux · · Score: 4, Funny

    If the average Slashdotter sat down with the average politician, and each spoke about political issues, the Slashdotter would educate the politician on computer issues,

    Yeah, right. The average slashdotter would claim superior knowledge of every aspect of politics, and then call the politician a right-wing Bush-loving freedom-hating corporate whore if the politician disagreed on any point.

  8. Re:We need to use P2P on P2P Filesharing vs. The Web · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's sort of bizarre. (On the flip side, my bittorrent download speeds usually max out my cable connection the whole time.) Have you tried capping your upstream to something reasonable?

  9. Re:We need to use P2P on P2P Filesharing vs. The Web · · Score: 2, Informative

    You grab a MD5 sum from a trusted source, so you can verify that the file hasn't been tampered with.

    But like another poster said, P2P isn't great for low-demand things like most software. Right after release, it works well (and we've already got that covered with Bittorrent), but I can't see it being useful after that first window.

  10. Re:hmmm on P2P Filesharing vs. The Web · · Score: 1

    If it's obvious, why moderate it up? We get enough +5 slashdrones (Just look at the number of "RIAA SUCKS!" "MICROSOFT SUCKS!" "AMERICA SUCKS!" posts that go instantly to +5 in most stories. How is repeating something over and over informative or insightful?) We don't need a way to have more useless crap at high moderation levels.

  11. Re:Why Not FFVII? on Final Fantasy X-2 North American Preview · · Score: 1

    A little more difficult, yes, although not too much so (with the exception of the final battle; if I remember correctly, that took me several tries.) I've pretty much played all of the FF games straight through, without fighting anything I didn't have to, and only occasionally does that cause any problems.

    As I see it, none of the FF games have particularly good gameplay, but a halfway decent storyline makes them fun to play. FF8, however, had worse-than-average gameplay and an uninspired plotline.

    Of course, maybe it says something about me that I found a free thirty hours to actually play the thing through anyway.

  12. Re:I'm as stumped as my girlfriend usually is on Telstar 4 is Down · · Score: 3, Funny
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    For this, subscribing to slashdot might almost be worthwhile.
  13. Re:Just Hold Responsible on License to Surf, Take Two · · Score: 1

    This is th equivalent of saying. If your house gets robbed and you didn't have an alarm system, it's your fault.

    No, it's not. That's a completely irrelevant metaphor. A poor metaphor is the crutch of a weak argument.

    The reason why your argument falls apart is because people are not being punished for uninformed behaviour, just irresponsible behavior. Someone who's not aware of the need to patch should not be held accountable. Someone who blatantly ignores policies on patching their system will be held responsible. This is well-established legally, and is not specific to computer security; if you knowingly endanger other people's health or property, even if your actions would otherwise be legal, you will bear some or all of the blame.

    There's plenty of blame to go around; claiming that the users aren't at least partially at fault is nonsense.

  14. Re:Unfortunately 1 GB = 1000 MB on Computer Makers Sued Over Hard Drive Size · · Score: 1

    No; due to the confusion, some people have proposed new prefixes for base 2. We won't know "that's how it is" unless it sees widespread adoption (which it certainly hasn't yet.)

  15. Re:How about a restraining order on UK Makes Spamming a Fineable Offense · · Score: 1

    Don't be silly. It's only racism if you do it to colored people. Otherwise, we call it "diversity."

  16. Re:Why Not FFVII? on Final Fantasy X-2 North American Preview · · Score: 1

    FF 13? Great, where can I get a copy?

    BTW, I agree with your analysis. The only thing that made it tolerable was the ability to get rid of random battles completely after about the first 1/4 of the game. I would have quit long before the end if I actually had to fight anything more than the bosses.

  17. Re:P2P on Slashback: Blaster, Sabers, Canada · · Score: 1

    You just download a copy of pi with your "filesharing" program.

    The cool part about this is that you will then have a copy of every song ever written already available on your computer. All you need is somebody to tell you where it is...

  18. Re:Don't Worry (Be Happy) on Senate Approves Measure to Undo FCC Rules · · Score: 1

    Nah; everybody knows that moderators don't bother reading an entire post before moderating it.

  19. Re:Orson Scott Card on Orson Scott Card on mp3 File Sharing · · Score: 1

    Not me. What do you people see in Ender's Game? All I see is paper-thin, cliched characters; predictable story ideas recycled throughout the history of SF; and plot "twists" without any believability.

    I'm convinced that the sole reason why so many people seem to like his work is because they have fond memories of reading it in junior high. To a kid, this stuff is fun, but it's hardly good literature.

  20. Re:Think about this for a moment on Can You Raed Tihs? · · Score: 1

    Right, 'cause all the bad spellers on /. are Microsoft junkies.

  21. Re:"Enterprise": Answer to Robinson's Question on Response to Spider Robinson on the State of Sci-Fi · · Score: 1

    Spider Robinson's article was about science fiction, not specifically about books or writing (although that was the point he focused on.) TV and movies are completely relevant; he was addressing science fiction in all its forms.

    I will admit, though, that Enterprise isn't really science fiction. Some of the other Star Trek series/movies were, but Enterprise is a completely lost cause.

  22. Re:Server is getting slow, here's the text on IEEE to Standardize OS Security Components · · Score: 1

    No, it's just that this article was more interesting than the original.

  23. Re:Just Hold Responsible on License to Surf, Take Two · · Score: 3, Insightful
    If an incident occurs and we find the person wasn't taking adequate precautions, they get fined.

    They're not getting fined for deficiencies in software. They're getting fined for irresponsible behavior. What's wrong with that?
  24. So what? on 2.4GHz Wireless Video from Model Rocket · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's not like any of us are going to be able to see these videos. Maybe slashdot should have an option to block stories that link to useless multimedia (until Taco extracts his head from his rear and sets up a /. bittorrent server.)

  25. Re:No flash...? on Microsoft Plans IE Changes Due to Plugin Patent · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Flash itself isn't evil, but because of its usage, it makes dozens of sites useless. It's certainly fair to say that the web becomes less useful because of the use of Flash.

    I simply refuse to install the plugin. The few sites where it might be appropriate are completely outweighed by the hundreds that use it inappropriately.