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  1. Re:Oh come on.... strawman on Windows 7 To Come In Multiple Versions · · Score: 1

    The idea that consumers would specially pick out Microsoft for criticism, when basically everyone does it, is laughable.

    No, the reason we pick on MS is because they do it to such a ridiculous extent. SIX EDITIONS?!?

    Fun info about variable pricing here.

  2. Re:Sci-Fi movies on Apple Awarded Patent For iPhone Interface · · Score: 1

    Look no further than 2002's Minority Reportwhen Tom Cruise was using the giant wall thing with the gloves. There was even some pinch/zoom stuff happening.

  3. Re:Interesting statistic on Microsoft Releases Internet Explorer 8 RC1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, Firefox can't always take the lead. But Safari had private browsing years ago. :-)

    Wikipedia: "Version 2.0 of Safari was released on April 29, 2005... includes a built-in RSS and Atom reader. Other features include Private Browsing..."

    Funny. They even have a link to 'porn mode' which has a handy table showing which browsers had it when. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porn_mode

  4. Re:Sounds neat, but I'm confused... on Scientists Teleport Information Between Ions a Meter Apart · · Score: 2, Informative

    I have two basket balls, one has a cat inside - I don't know which one.

    The heavier one. Duh. :-)

  5. Re:Keep spreading lies on Downadup Worm — When Will the Next Shoe Drop? · · Score: 1

    That site is just as bad in Chrome, last time I checked.

  6. Only "super"? on Windows 7 Taskbar Not So Similar To OS X Dock After All · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Super? Just "super"? Firefox has an AWESOME bar! SUCK IT, REDMOND!!!!!11

  7. In other news... on Barack Obama Sworn In As 44th President of the US · · Score: 1

    ... it looks like Ted Stevens' (widely-theorized) strategy of "Hurry up and get convicted before Bush leaves, then hope for a pardon" didn't pan out.

  8. Re:What can stem this hemorrhage? on Tech Publisher O'Reilly Slashes Jobs · · Score: 1

    I'll be sure to tell that to a friend of mine who was making somewhere north of $40k for the last several years (not rich, but he was doing OK) and is currently working part-time in the dorm cafeteria at a local university. He'll have a lot more free time to shop, too, once he's done filling out all his foreclosure paperwork. No, I'm not kidding or making up this example to prove a point. I wish I was.

  9. Re:Doesn't need to be a spaceship on The Science and Physics of Back To the Future · · Score: 2, Funny

    A pedant? On Slashdot? How did he make it through the rigorous screening process and obtain an account?

  10. Re:911 on Presidential Inauguration Hardware and Other Challenges · · Score: 1

    Yeah, because I'm sure no one at nearby 911 centers, police stations, fire stations, and hospitals will be watching the ceremony. Not to mention every government agency will have multiple feeds and private lines of communication. If anything goes wrong tomorrow, I'm sure people that need to know will know pretty quickly.

  11. Re:$299 is a world away from $199. on Second Prototype of the $200 Open Source Tablet · · Score: 1

    $299? You are now competing with full laptops.

    No sense mentioning used Tablet PCs on eBay. I'm no MS fanboy, but XP Tablet PC Edition does pretty much whatever you'd want a tablet to do, has been around for years, is as stable as any other XP, runs all Windows apps, etc etc etc.

  12. I still get a little misty... on Sun Open Sources the Netscape Enterprise Server · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... whenever I stumble across an old screenshot of Netscape Navigator and next to the URL it says "Netsite" instead of "Location" indicating that the page was being served by a Netscape server.

  13. Who's running Apple? Skynet! on So Who's Running Apple Now? · · Score: 1

    Steve Jobs takes medical leave. His old NEXT workstation is pulled out of mothballs* and goes on-line January 15, 2009. Human decisions are removed from strategic marketing. It begins to learn at a geometric rate and becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug...

    * True (AFAIK) story: When Jobs returned to Apple in 1997, he use a NeXT workstation until OS X came out.

  14. Re:RMS on Internet Communications While At Sea? · · Score: 1

    You can also encode images into base64, don't know how big an image it would take before you hit the 1MB limit, but it's possible.

    Reminds me of one of my favorite old geeky jokes:

    Newbie: How do I open this attachment?
    Admin: You uudecode it.
    Newbie: I I I decode it?

  15. Re:I'm not really seeing the similarity on New Google Favicon Deja Vu All Over Again? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't care who Google stole the icon from. I'm concerned with how much carbon Google is using transmitting that favico! (Historical context for future viewers, or for humor-impaired mods from the present: there is currently one story between that story and this one on the slashdot main page.)

  16. Re:This calls for an Irish Limerick on Dell Closes Ireland Plant; 2nd Largest Employer · · Score: 1

    Limerick writing
    Really depends on meter
    Just stick with haiku

  17. Re:Quick! Stop all forms of communication! on Researcher Says Social Networks Link Terrorists · · Score: 1

    Seen nablag orggash, neeble whorp flarq.

    My mother's a SAINT!

  18. Re:Not cool any more? on Asus Reveals the Eee Keyboard · · Score: 1

    You know how old BTTF is? We're almost there--it's 2009, and the future in the movie was 2015. Just six more years... too bad Universal Orlando just closed the ride. (And replaced it with The Simpsons, which is coming into its 20th year. MAN it's scary how fast time goes by as you get older! Remember when The Simpsons was new and edgy?)

  19. Another way around high licensing fees... on Panasonic Working On 2-Terabyte SD Cards · · Score: 1

    ... would be to just ship it cut into a thousand FAT16 partitions.

    Speaking of which, I've never bothered to try... what happens when you try to mount more than 26 (A:-Z:) drives in Windows? Was there a point where it was just impossible--2K, 98, 95? I'd try it right now but I don't have a copy of Windows handy.

  20. Re:Presidential responsibility on Obama Picks RIAA's Favorite Lawyer For Top DoJ Post · · Score: 1

    That remains to be seen. Thus far what we have are promises, nothing more. If we should reserve judgment on the potential for disappointment, then we should refrain from claiming success as well.

    Reserving judgement. What a great idea. Tell that to the people who started NOBAMA IN 12--how 'bout we let him at least be INAUGURATED before assuming that we don't want him running things?

  21. Re:And so it begins on Obama Picks RIAA's Favorite Lawyer For Top DoJ Post · · Score: 1

    You know, there's more to life than how many songs you can share and is it OK to get sued for pira^H^H^H^Hcopyright infringement and what if you did break the law but the other side is REALLY being an asshole about it etc etc etc. If he can end the fucking war (the ACTUAL one, with bullets and dead bodies on both sides and whatnot) I'll be happy. If we manage not to slip into a depression I'll be fucking ECSTATIC. THOSE are the reasons I voted for Obama.

    I like the NRA, too, but not enough to listen to them when they said I should vote for McCain. I believe America's copyright laws are royally fucked and have ben corrupted to serve the exact OPPOSITE function the framers intended but come on, first things first.

  22. Re:The thing about these machines is on The Best Gaming PC Money Can Buy · · Score: 1

    Funny how that number keeps creeping upwards. First it was 24 FPS (because that was all the eye could see), then 30, then 60, now you're saying 80.

    Part of the reason for this is blur. 24fps of naturally-shot film looks real because each frame is a little blurry wherever there's fast motion so the illusion is complete. 24fps of artificially-generated static images is NOT convincing. (Compare the old Ray Harryhausen-style stop-motion films to modern go-motion work.) So you either need a lot more fps or the game needs to blur the image for you.

    So when people started making games, they figured 24/30 fps was enough because that worked for film and video, not realizing there were other differences. Then the numbers started climbing.

  23. This isn't rocket science. on Apple's Life After Steve Jobs · · Score: 1

    STEVE HAS SHOWN US THE WAY.

    First of all, no company will last forever. But for quite a while, Apple will be fine, even if Steve Jobs were to disappear tomorrow. EVERY SINGLE EMPLOYEE at Apple has seen what Jobs has done in the last ten years. Apple's success DOES NOT come from chasing the largest market. No more nine-million Performa models being sold at Sears. No more clones. No more trying to dominate the market, Windows-style.** Apple's amazing success in the last decade* has come from making products that start by being pretty easy to use and doing a few things well, then adding features that people actually want down the road. Are they all things for all people? NO. But they're DAMN GOOD for a WHOLE LOT of the market.

    And they're not even doing that much innovation (relatively speaking) right now. What are their recent successes? Laptops. A music player. A cell phone. But what they do, and do well, is DESIGN THESE THINGS WELL. Laptops that are thin and smooth without latches to break. A portable music player that's ACTUALLY EASY TO USE. A quasi-smartphone that humans can use. Does a BlackBerry have more features? Maybe. Can the average person on the street use one without a good amount of training? NO. Compared to the iPhone, does the BlackBerry web browser suck out loud? YES. Which would you rather have: a phone with 100 features, all of which require digging through menus and clicking tiny buttons, or a phone with 50 features, but 50 features that are all designed well and you can use every one of them? You can learn 90% of what you need to know about the iPhone just by watching a 5-minute video. THAT'S what Apple does. That's what they've been doing well for the last 10 years. Jony Ive knows it. Phil Schiller knows it. Either one of them could keep Apple afloat simply by following the course that Steve Jobs has charted, for several years at least.

    * note: they're not perfect. Look at the G4 Cube, or the puck mouse. But they hit a LOT more than they miss.

    ** and even the markets that they dominate, they STILL do it well. I went shopping with a friend for a cell phone and I couldn't BELIEVE the bewildering array of crappy phones, each one just slightly different from the next. It reminded me of Dell's and HP's laptop lines. A million different models, each one with pluses and minuses but no real compelling differences. Apple sold over ten million phones in a year and a half and it's basically just ONE MODEL! There was the first gen: 4 GB or 8 GB, done. All were silver. That's it. Then they quit making the 4GB model! Then they dropped that version and introduced a new one, now with GPS, faster networking, and a slightly different body shape. Otherwise identical. ONE model, again available in two sizes. Oh yeah, and it now comes in black or white. THAT'S IT. The iPod line is pretty diverse but once you get past the colors and capacities it really comes down to just a few models: tiny with no screen, small with a screen, medium with a screen and high capacity; and widescreen/touch model, medium capacity. So that's still really just 4 models.

  24. Re:An entire generation will be thinking on Next Generation T9 Keyboard Technology · · Score: 1

    Two generations, actually: those who watch Dora, and those who have kids who watch Dora.

  25. Re:Constitutionality on Sex Offenders Must Hand Over Online Passwords · · Score: 1

    "Sex Offender" != "Child Molester" (!= "Pedophile" for that matter, not that it's relevant)

    You can get tagged as the former for getting caught urinating in public in some places.

    And even so, SO WHAT it if was a "real" sexual offense? Why are we so hung up on sex offenders in the first place? What about MURDERERS?!? (Or "life offenders" as I call them.) What about violent criminals in general? Plenty of them are walking the streets with NONE of the restrictions that convicted sex offenders face.