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  1. Prior Art on Researchers Create Walking, Muscle-Powered Biobots · · Score: -1, Troll

    I produce biobots in my uterus! Hahahahahahahahaha Slashdort nerds you will never beat me.

  2. Attention hot women of Slashdort! on Philips Ethernet-Powered Lighting Transmits Data To Mobile Devices Via Light · · Score: -1

    A large #turd is #trending in my #colon! BRB!

  3. Nobody on here knows about biology on 'Vampire' Squirrel Has World's Fluffiest Tail · · Score: -1

    Biology is for girls and according to Karl Popper, who is the God of capitalsm alongside the idiot saint Anne Raynd, it is not even a science, just a hobby.

    Plus, can you prove that these are squirrels and not toads? I think they are arboreal toads, not that I'm into biology or knitting or any other stupid Italian girl stuff.

  4. Dark matter explained on Mysterious X-ray Signal Hints At Dark Matter · · Score: -1

    It is nose farts from slashdort beta and Mercury, the heaviest planet, which disrupts the universe by spinning the wrong way my teacher is a genius and is not a pop atart.

  5. IRAQ NEEDS WATER on Long-Lasting Enzyme Chews Up Cocaine · · Score: -1, Insightful

    Not America and its crack cocaine dealing CIA mujehadin.

  6. Petit bourgeois liberal utopianism on Interviews: Ask Lawrence Lessig About His Mayday PAC · · Score: 0, Funny

    Quaint, pathetic and naive. Read Marx.

  7. Evidence supports COMMUNISM on Fresh Evidence Supports Higgs Boson Discovery · · Score: -1

    Capitalism is obsolete. The workers must take power and establish a soviet dictatorship! Also bosons are not Vegan, and neither is the Campaign for a Free Internet, so shut up hippies.

  8. Down with the capitalist world cup of repression! on France Cries Foul At World Cup "Spy Drone" · · Score: -1

    Down with Dilma's popular front of racist anti-working class massacres! Brazilian troops out of Haiti and out of the favelas! For a revolutionary workers party!!!!

  9. toat fart on Aliens and the Fermi Paradox · · Score: -1

    This post has been preempted by toad fart.

  10. bungtoad on Interviews: Ask Andrew "bunnie" Huang About Hardware and Hacking · · Score: -1

    Fart symphony no. 6 in Ass Major.

  11. silly middle class reformists on Mayday Anti-PAC On Its Second Round of Funding · · Score: -1

    This is a bourgeois dictatorship.

  12. Off the gropibt on Britain Gets National .uk Web Address · · Score: -1

    It fnopiuytrd your bungholef. Two royal yammirs of smork/// sterrrtrtf in the DOG might be the best of times, or?

  13. Van Gogh on Ear Grown From Van Gogh DNA On Display · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Van Gogh had toads in his hat, that is why he went mad! Also a lot of Slashdort posters have toads in their hats, but unlike Vinny, they are not geniuses. The bright idea was my idea. We are friends!

  14. I claim to be God! on Fuel 3-D Claims to be a High-Res, Point and Shoot 3-D Scanner (Video) · · Score: -1, Funny

    The difference is that I am telling the truth. Fear me, infidels!

  15. We fart in the general direction of plones. on $10k Reward For Info On Anyone Who Points a Laser At Planes Goes Nationwide · · Score: -1

    Torbulinse!

  16. Hey everybody I managersd to difokpel the odpa on Red Dwarfs Could Sterilize Alien Worlds of Life · · Score: -1, Troll

    HEr pussy was warm and excited and deweoy! it was Otis tujcjiek ethe international swamp rviver of flasrshback on the weawpsa; pf crpoolp? No! Slashdort is wrong! nothing is the wtire of jiowp sotprkwwrru bigfot of the delicious wonab,

  17. All power on Congressman Introduces Bill To Limit FCC Powers · · Score: -1

    All power to the workers!

  18. IMPOSTOR on Comcast-Time Warner Deal May Hinge On Low-Cost Internet Plan · · Score: 0

    Racism is not tolerated by class conscious workers. No joke, get the fuck off my Slashdort, you pathetic turd goat. You have toads in your hat, and even the toads don't like you, because you are so lame.

  19. It is logarithmic on Comcast-Time Warner Deal May Hinge On Low-Cost Internet Plan · · Score: -1

    The polypeptides will nopt fold in time to competitively inhibit MSNBC before oxidation occurrs in the bunghole of a caterpillar.

    Slashdort is a forum of geniuses who listen to my advice about cars and love.

    Don't do it!

  20. Toad in hat epidemic on Google Glass and the Future of Wearable Gaming · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Slashdort, it is time to face the facts. This web site is on the verge of destructione by toad in hat overload. THere are too many toads in too many hats and no quartnity of Microsoft can fix it. Al we need is COMMUNISEM but the capitaliste fuoels in ght-0oiejk wsc xs ojk I'm back, because togethere in hte CAMPAIGN FOR A FREE INTERNET we will stop toad in hat before i t sis too late! TODAY!

  21. I found toad in your hat on Printed Circuits as Part of a 3-D Printed Object (Video) · · Score: -1

    Your comment is invalidated by the toad in your hat, looser. My shoelaceds are lose, on the houset? You butt vibration obset.

  22. trotsky on Sony Bringing PlayStation To China · · Score: -1

    ha!

  23. This is unauthorized content on Mental Illness Reduces Lifespan As Much as Smoking · · Score: -1

    There are no pandas allowed on Slashdort and this article has been reported to the frog queen. Shoes must be LISP.

  24. We will not be silenced by your violence! on Kaleidescape Settles With DVD CCA But No Victory For DRM · · Score: -1, Troll

    Everybody shut up, my cat pooped in the organic beans, and I am being oppressed. Everybody means you, because I am a survivor of cat pooping in beans, which is a form of patriarchal rape, which has oppressed me and my sisters for millenia but I will not be silenced because Slashdort is a safer space for me.

  25. It will be better on ANTVR - China's Answer To Oculus Rift Is Raising Funds · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    America sucks! Ha ah hha ha you stink fat country you ugly ignorant farting country! McDornaldes!