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Trimming Television to Sell More Ads

gambit3 writes: "Tech TV has an article about a device called a "Digital Time Machine", that does something called "Time Trimming", which is basically a way to cut single frames from different scenes in TV programs, which, over the course of a 30 minute program, can add up to 30 seconds, which is, incidentally, the perfect length to add ANOTHER commercial."

536 comments

  1. More... by BrianGa · · Score: 1

    Just what we need, more bad ads. How much will they charge for this one at the Superbowl?

    1. Re:More... by Andrewkov · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Even though it's called a "Time Machine", it won't work on live telivision.

    2. Re:More... by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      sure it will. live television isnt really live anyways. im sure they can spare the processing power to squeeze out a few frames over the course of half the game and only be 30 seconds further off-live than when they started.

    3. Re:More... by cyclist1200 · · Score: 1

      Sure it will...in fact they used this during the World Series IIRC. Viewers watching a game and listening to it on the radio at the same time noticed that the game became out-of-sync by upwards of half a minute or so. Live TV (and radio for that matter) isn't truly live anyway - there's usually a 2 or 3 second delay.

    4. Re:More... by xonker · · Score: 1

      I don't know about TV, but most radio stations will give a disclaimer if the program is on a delay, so you should know if a program is being delayed (I think the standard is 7 seconds -- long enough to hit the bleep button if you realize your guest or caller has forgotten what words they "can't" say on radio...).

      But, not all live radio is delayed. Generally speaking, I don't see any reason to delay a sports broadcast w/o live callers -- you have to be able to count on the guys in the booth being professional.

      There's also a slight delay introduced when you're dealing with a signal that has to bounce off a bird (satellite) first, too. If you're watching a game that's being broadcast nationally on TV, but the radio station is local that would account for some delay.

    5. Re:More... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. Talk radio shows do this. Essentially there is a device that buffers 7 seconds of audio that can be 'dumped' if someone, say, says 'fuck' on the air. What happens is that the device 'listens' for silence in the stream, and removes it, building up a buffer but is nevertheless delayed to the common listener. Eventually you get 7 seconds of buffer all over again. I assume this works in the same way, except we're dealing with video in addition to audio too here. Nothing 'new' about it.

    6. Re:More... by dirty · · Score: 1

      Did you bother reading the article? Some station did exactly this with a football game.

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      -matt
    7. Re:More... by Aaaaaargh! · · Score: 1

      What happens is that the device 'listens' for silence in the stream, and removes it, building up a buffer but is nevertheless delayed to the common listener. Eventually you get 7 seconds of buffer all over again. I assume this works in the same way, except we're dealing with video in addition to audio too here. Nothing 'new' about it.

      Sorta. Actually, for radio, it does time-expansion, not compression. You'd never have a buffer for the dump if you remove the dead air!

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      Give them an inch and they'll take a foot. Much more than that, you won't have a leg to stand on.
    8. Re:More... by dark3r · · Score: 0

      People don't bother reading the article anymore. They'd rather post quickly and instigate debate than actually be able to discuss the issue in an educated manner.

    9. Re:More... by iamplasma · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You clearly don't watch cricket. We've had plenty of scandals with mikes being on when people didn't realise it.

      These have ranged from swearing, insulting players, to worse. In one case, they had a camera looking at the church next to the ground where a couple happened to be having a wedding, and one of the commentators, not realising his mike was on, said it looked like it was a fraudulent "mail-order" marriage.

  2. Sounds like "Cash" on radio by sulli · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It compresses the audio, taking out blank space, to fit in between 30 sec - 2 min an hour. Rush Limbaugh among others have blasted it for ruining the listener's experience.

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    RTFJ.
    1. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Damn .. if Rush Limbaugh doesn't like it, it MUST be good .. but if it gives you more ads, then it's BAD, cause ads are BAD .. argh .. my brain hurts!

    2. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      Huh? Why wouldn't Limbaugh like it? It's obviously useful for increasing profits for big business, something no real conservative could argue with.

    3. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please! Stop your smear campaign!

    4. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by SomeoneYouDontKnow · · Score: 5, Informative

      There are several reasons he doesn't like it. First, in order for it to work, the program has to be buffered into the machine, which means it isn't live anymore. Second, listeners complained that it was too hard to listen to because natural pauses are eliminated.

      Also, it wasn't his network that was doing it; it was individual radio stations, at least that's my understanding.

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    5. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by bnenning · · Score: 2

      Probably a troll, but I'll bite. "Real conservatives" do not have increasing business profits as their primary goal. Real conservatives stand for limited government and individual freedom as described in the Constitution. Sometimes (ok, often) conservative politicians will get bought by lobbyists and support anti-freedom initiatives like the DMCA, but exactly the same is true of liberals.

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    6. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Cashbox, actually.

    7. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Funny
      Rush Limbaugh among others have blasted it for ruining the listener's experience.

      <audio style="rush-limbaugh-voice">

      Rush Limbaugh doesn't like it. Folks, I can't believe the... the... the.. gall this guy has. People, I can't emphasize this enough: The radio stations are there to make money for Clear Channel stockholders, not as some charity to provide the best possible experience for Rush's listeners.

      Look, folks, if Rush doesn't want this technology applied to his show, he's free to negotiate a contract with the radio stations that enforces his wishes. Anybody in this great country of ours can negotiate any contract they want. I hope that he's not going to try to get the government weenies at the FCC to meddle with the radio stations' livelyhoods.

      Sheesh. Sometimes, I just don't know. We'll be back after this...

      <riff genre="80's rock">

      </audio>

    8. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      That light you see at the end of the tunnel might be from an oncoming train.
      Actually, sometimes, you're glad that the light at the end of the tunnel is actually a train... (Scroll near the end to "The beginning of the end...").
    9. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would he know? Just jealous of those of us who can still hear.

    10. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by Saeger · · Score: 2, Funny
      Here's a fun idea for Rush: While on-air, call up the greedy suit responsible for squeezing the show, and say, "I'm going to ask you one question. After I ask you this question, you MUST pause 10 seconds before giving your answer - no exceptions. If you fail to remain silent for 10 seconds before giving your answer, you are an nimwit and an asshole. It's VERY important that you follow this simple rule. Got it? Good. Now here's the question: What's 5+5"

      Of course, 10 seconds gets trimmed to 500ms and the suit makes an ass of himself. :)

      This new answer-delay tactic could also be extended to station contests when people call-in, and they would ALL be disqualified because of the stations cash squeezer. Heh.

      Too bad Rush doesn't have a subversive bone his body -- it would take a Howard Stern to pull this stunt.

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    11. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by Indomitus · · Score: 1

      One of the sections in the book 'Faster' talks about this technology and mentions that Rush Limbaugh was one of the first ones to jump on it as a way to increase ad revenue. Since he's one of the main beneficiaries of increased ad revenue since it increases his take, I can see why he would like it. I wonder if he got burned by the company and changed his stance or if the book just had it wrong. I don't listen to him so I don't know what he had to say on the matter, I just remember reading about it.

    12. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by shepd · · Score: 1

      Why not make it easier and bump the pitch of the songs up by 3 or 4%? Its not like you can notice with just your ears (usually).

      Just wondering... I do this all the time on my radio show to fit in a little more.

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      If you could be told what you can see or read, then it follows that you could be told what to say or think - BoC
    13. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the article. It doesn't work like that. They take out small slices spread out across the entire show. The 10 second pause would become 9 seconds.

    14. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by martyn+s · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, he's had cochlear implants installed, and he's hearing just fine.

    15. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by osgeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You seem to be trying to point out some kind of hypocrisy in Rush's position - that he has no right to complain because a business is trying to make money.

      His complaining is no hypocrisy. Now if he sought the creation of some kind of government program to remedy a free market assault on the quality of his show - that would be hypocrisy.

    16. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by gnovos · · Score: 4, Interesting

      People, I can't emphasize this enough: The radio stations are there to make money for Clear Channel stockholders, not as some charity to provide the best possible experience for Rush's listeners.

      Any other medium, I would agree, but those airwaves belong to the people, friend. If they are going to take them away from us, they had better provide a little quality...

      --
      "Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"
    17. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      Live and learn... what new slimy tricks people will come up with.

    18. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by CrabCakeJimmy2k · · Score: 0

      Not even he would say his hearing is "just fine". Check the story...

    19. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not useful for increasing profits for big business if it angers big business's consumers.

      You can't charge advertisers as much if no one listens to the show. Personaly I couldn't care at all if no one listens to Rush, though, so bring on the annoying technology!

    20. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      Actually, I always understood "real conservatives" to mean people who wanted to preserve the status quo. (This implies that they are the part of society which approves of the status quo.)

      I think your definition of "conservative" actually falls more into the libertarian political view (minimal government interference).

    21. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought Limbaugh was deaf now anyway. He's going to start sounding pretty screwed up on his own pretty soon anyway. I mean, hell, would you listen to that deaf woman on the West Wing for 3 hours a day? His show will die of his own shortcomings.

      PS: I listened to Rush for 4 years during high school and it helped form my conservative side but he's a blowhard entertainer no different than Howard Stern when it comes down to it. The best thing that I did was balance 4 years of his blind conservativism with the next 4 years spent listening to Howard Stern while at college. It added a cynical libertarian stint to my personality that I cherish. Conservatives are too stodgy and old fashioned.. they remind me of the Catholic Church. Libertarians maintain the same economic philosophy while actually being able to have a good time once in awhile and maintaining individual freedoms from the god damn corporate monopolies ruling our lives.

    22. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by brianvan · · Score: 2

      you forgot... all the radio stations are owned by Clear Channel or Infinity Broadcasting.

      Hey, maybe Rush can just do his show using Ogg Vorbis streams. :-P

      (If that doesn't sound patently ridiculous to you... it's time to go out and get some sunlight)

    23. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by Toraz+Chryx · · Score: 1

      That would have the nasty side effect of driving any listeners with perfect pitch totally insane :)

    24. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by DarkZero · · Score: 2

      Unfortunately, you touched only briefly on the actual truth of the matter. If some "conservatives" do one thing, but other "conservatives" do the exact opposite, and some "liberals" do one thing, but other "liberals" do the exact opposite, then the truth should be obvious:

      The descriptions "conservative" and "liberal" don't mean ANYTHING any more, and that's why people have to constantly explain how they define "conservative" or "liberal" for themselves. They're meaningless nothing words.

    25. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by DrXym · · Score: 2

      Rush Limbaugh should be blasted for ruining the listeners experience.

    26. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by telstar · · Score: 1

      Leave it to a deaf guy to worry about how it sounds.

    27. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by thing12 · · Score: 2
      That's pretty well done. I'd mod you up.

      Who actually took the time to moderate this comment down as redundant? It's an AC, it was already at zero, and it's one whole line stating a perfectly valid opinion about the parent post. I could see not modding it up, but aren't there more constructive things to do with moderation points than to mod down an innocent comment made by an AC? I'm curious what would have happened if someone had posted the same comment w/ a +1 Bonus.

      I know it's offtopic, flame on.

    28. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by Will_Malverson · · Score: 2, Informative

      About a year ago, I was listening to his program, and he was talking about it. As mentioned, local stations were using it on his program. One station, in particular, was using it and had one of the dials set incorrectly or something, because Rush sounded drunk -- like him or not, you must admit that he has a nice speaking voice. He played a clip from that radio station, and he sounded like someone who'd been at the bar for far too long -- his speech was slurred, and randomly speeding up and slowing down. He said that the day it happened, he immediately began getting calls from that part of the country asking what was wrong. It was amusing, and it was also amusing to imagine the talking-to that the station management got.

    29. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by gorilla · · Score: 2

      While cochlear implants are great things, they don't give hearing that's "just fine". Even the best of them give hearing which is like mickey mouse over a walkytalky.

    30. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by poiuyt23 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The people were sold out by the Telecommunications act of 1996 - check out section 202 of this

      Basically what it does is takes away the old rule that a person can't own more than one media outlet of any certain type in a certain area. Although it allows for competition by regulating the number of radio stations in a city it seems like a big buisness friendly move to me...

    31. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm. Your're right. For a facist he does have a nice voice. It makes his evil lies so much easier to take.

      Thanks for pointing that out.

    32. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by gfxguy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You say that as if it isn't already happening...

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      Stupid sexy Flanders.
    33. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by martyn+s · · Score: 1

      Yeah, good point. I was going to qualify that as follows: "At least he no longer sounds disoriented and high pitched, like he's straining to hear his feedback. Have you heard him on the radio when he was deaf? It was really awful.

    34. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      No, it doesn't sound PATENTly ridiculous to me at all. Ogg Vorbis is not patented.

      ;)

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      Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
    35. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      Leave it to a deaf guy to worry about how it sounds.

      He is getting his hearing back...not 100%, but enough to be usable.

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      20 January 2017: the End of an Error.
    36. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by sulli · · Score: 1

      Well, yes. I suspect since he lost his hearing, he came to appreciate it more. Don't forget that Beethoven composed his Ninth Symphony, with the "Ode to Joy," after his hearing was completely gone.

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      sulli
      RTFJ.
    37. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Let's apply the Cashbox time-shrinking algorithms and see what we end up with here...

      <audio style="rush-limbaugh-voice" mime-type="cashbox-audio-compressed>
      RushLimbaughdoesn'tlikeit.Folks,Ican'tbelievethe .t he.thegallthisguyhas.People,Ican'temphasizethiseno ugh:TheradiostationsaretheretomakemoneyforClearCha nnelstockholders,notassomecharitytoprovidethebestp ossibleexperienceforRush'slisteners.Look,folks,ifR ushdoesn'twantthistechnologyappliedtohisshow,he'sf reetonegotiateacontractwiththeradiostationsthatenf orceshiswishes.Anybodyinthisgreatcountryofourscann egotiateanycontracttheywant.Ihopethathe'snotgoingt otrytogetthegovernmentweeniesattheFCCtomeddlewitht heradiostations'livelyhoods.Sheesh.Sometimes,Ijust don'tknow.We'llbebackafterthis.

      <riff genre="80's rock" rpm="45">

      </audio>

    38. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by bnenning · · Score: 1
      Actually, I always understood "real conservatives" to mean people who wanted to preserve the status quo.


      Yeah, the term is unfortunately overloaded quite a bit. In the US political climate today, conservatives tend to be the ones pushing for change (cutting taxes, Social Security privatization, etc), while liberals generally defend the status quo. And DarkZero has a good point that the labels mean a lot less than they used to.

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    39. Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio by Cyan683 · · Score: 1
      It's rather interesting what they pull out, particularly during the news. Grabbing a quick breath before the next story, for example. Ever wonder how they don't need to breathe?

      Anyway, there's actually a Canadian now in the UK who's collected these little snippets and put them onto a CD. Check out Silence Isn't Golden for more info. (The links there break in Konqueror ...)

  3. Old news by thesupermikey · · Score: 1

    There was a story about this a few days ago.

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    1. Re:Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shutup geek.

  4. Not new stuff... by pro-mpd · · Score: 1

    This particular machine has been around for a long time. I can remember seeing it advertised in Video Systems or TV Technology or some such trade mag for a long time. Apparently, it has been in use for quite some time (think years).

    1. Re:Not new stuff... by Abstrakt · · Score: 2, Interesting
      This particular machine has been around for a long time.
      True... The actual device might be a new/fancier model, but the practice of time-compression has been around for many years. You'd think the folks at TechTV would know this, being broadcasters themselves.

      Many TV shows in syndication (such as The Simpsons and Seinfeld) are routinely time-compressed to squeeze in an extra commercial spot. But the butchering of TV shows does not stop here unfortunately... Usually syndicators will also edit out a brief scene or two from each episode, in order to gain even more commercial time.

      Needless to say, "artistic integrity" has never been part of a syndicator's vocabulary...

      Cheers.

    2. Re:Not new stuff... by gfxguy · · Score: 2

      But they're time compressed in a different way... they actually simply cut content.

      I can't count how many times I've watched the Simpsons, was expecting a really good joke (but one that could be cut and not take away from the show), and to have be totally eliminated.

      I can't say that I've noticed any other sort of time compression, but I don't doubt it... They must be doing a really good job, though.

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      Stupid sexy Flanders.
    3. Re:Not new stuff... by Abstrakt · · Score: 1
      But they're time compressed in a different way... they actually simply cut content.
      No, I was referring to actual time-compression, which is used in addition to editing out content. Nowadays time-compression is usually obtained by dropping frames; but an even worse method was to slightly speed up the whole program.

      As I mentioned above, this has been standard practice on syndicated TV shows for quite some time...

      To spot dropped frames, try looking for artifacts such as combing or unusually jagged edges. The average TV viewer will probably never notice this however, as most cable and DBS providers introduce plenty of other nasty artifacts in the image. (Like those resulting from over-compressing a digital signal, for example.)

      Cheers.

  5. Blip Verts by oddsheep · · Score: 1

    How long before we see the blip verts (a la Max Headroom) make their network debut?

    1. Re:Blip Verts by Webmonger · · Score: 2

      We already have them. Advertisers optimize their ads so that if you fast-forward through them, you still get the basic message.

    2. Re:Blip Verts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.maxheadroom.com/video.html

      A blipvert for those who were too coked up in the 80s to remember anything other than Reagan saying "huh?"

    3. Re:Blip Verts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see them every day. Freakin' stupid commercials that can't hold a unique frame for .8 seconds. I heard my neighbor's neural system overloaded and he blew up the other day. Good thing that Edison Carter with channel 23 will be covering this event - maybe we can get Cheviette to run 23 now.

    4. Re:Blip Verts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard my neighbor's neural system overloaded and he blew up the other day. Good thing that Edison Carter with channel 23 will be covering this event - maybe we can get Cheviette to run 23 now.

      Yeah I hear Rhonda and Steve had a baby last week. Supposedly she dialated like 18". Good thing, Now I can drive a chevy in there. HahahahLOLOLOLOL. Tee hee.

      Wtf are you talking about?

  6. Yea! by soupforare · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's degrade the already not-that-great video quality from broadcast television!
    Though, I suppose it won't matter in a few years when we all have HDTV over DSL and a free DMCA Skullfucker 4000 Market-Reaving Device free in the box
    ::sigh::

    ::hugs his LDs and shortwave::

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    1. Re:Yea! by Brightest+Light · · Score: 1

      if i had mod points, you'd be 2, Funny

    2. Re:Yea! by arcadum · · Score: 0

      If I wasn't -2 I'd mod you +5

  7. Yep nothing new by catseye_95051 · · Score: 2

    Its an application of inter-frame interpolation. They've been doing it for years.

    Everytime you watch a movie and it starts with that little stop watch symbol next to text that says something like "This movie has been modified for time" its in use.

    1. Re:Yep nothing new by thogard · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The time modifed means they may have cut out entire scenes.

      Many years ago you would offten find M*A*S*H running at one of the time slots between the 5:00 and 6:30 news. The reason is that it had so many sub plots they could cut out huge amounts of it. It started out as a 30 minute show and I've seen it run in 1/2 that. I was told that a TV station would get the show from the distributers, it would be sorted by run lenght and so if they ran the news over by 7.5 minutes, they could go pull out a shortend show and then they would be back in time for the all importaint 7:00 primetime network slots. This became very clear when they showed the same epposide two days in a row and they were different cuts.

    2. Re:Yep nothing new by Spoh · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not true.

      When you see that "This film has been formatted to fit this screen and edited both for content and to run in the time allotted," the editing to run in the time alotted is not done through some mystical automatic process; it is done by humans deciding which pieces of a film will be cut. Although frames can be trimmed, the removal of words, sentences, and even whole scenes is much more common.

      The only "inter-frame interpolation" that occurs in the broadcast of a movie takes place in the conversion of a movie from 24fps to 29.75fps (or 25fps) for playback in NTSC or PAL. This process (called 3:2 or 24:1 pulldown) does not affect the running time of the content.

      For what it's worth, I'm a broadcast editor.

      -Tom

    3. Re:Yep nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't always add a pulldown. Check out the PAL version of the Buffy and Angel DVDs..the shows are *shorter* in time because they display them at 25 fps rather than 24fps. This is obvious when you slow the playback down to 24/25 of its PAL speed and play it side-by-side with the NTSC version and they're completely in sync and the pitch is exactly the same (once you "time warp" it in Goldwave).

      I spent a couple of weeks converting the DVDs back to NTSCFilm SVCDs so I know this is the case. =)

    4. Re:Yep nothing new by guttentag · · Score: 2
      This became very clear when they showed the same episode two days in a row and they were different cuts.
      No, that's deja vu -- a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when they change something.

      Nothing to worry about... just relax and someone will send a doctor over to fix you.

    5. Re:Yep nothing new by dirty · · Score: 1

      This is a really minor nit, but IIRC telecine (converting film to broadcast fps) does infact change the running time. There's no easy way to make 24fps become 29.97fps for NTSC. It's hardly noticable but I think it works out to a little over 1 second per hour. I also remeber hearing that a lot of studios get lazy for PAL transfers and just slow down the 24 fps to 25 fps. This is noticable. I think the PAL version of The Wall did this and pissed off a lot of people. Then again this is all stuff that I seem to remember reading so I'm probably pulling all of this out of my ass.

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    6. Re:Yep nothing new by zbuffered · · Score: 1

      Watch an episode of All in the Family on TV Land or whatever, and you'll really see how things used to be. The episodes are about 26 minutes long -- one commercial break in the middle of the show, and one between shows. They leave them uncut on TV Land. Meanwhile, modern TV is concerned with the money it can make by adding another 30 seconds' worth of commercial time?
      Pretty soon, PVRs are going to catch on, and commercials are going to go the way of banner ads. People will be able to decide not to watch them, and when they do that, they will lose their value. But TV, like the internet, will endure. It will go back to the olden days, when TV wasn't made for the advertisers, but for the viewers. Like the internet will become again, when people realize that more ads isn't the solution.

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    7. Re:Yep nothing new by LocalH · · Score: 1
      • There's no easy way to make 24fps become 29.97fps for NTSC.
      You are correct. 3:2 pulldown does slightly change the speed, since it interpolates to 30fps, not 29.97fps. However, the change is so slight that I doubt anyone would notice unless they had a 'golden eye'.
      • I also remeber hearing that a lot of studios get lazy for PAL transfers and just slow down the 24 fps to 25 fps.
      You are close, but backwards. 25fps is faster (about 4%) than 24fps.

      /me wishes there was a widespread 'consumer' 24fps system instead of this pulldown crap. Of course, it's been said that people *like* the look of telecined film, so there you go. I personally hate it and can't wait until I get a progressive scan widescreen monitor and progressive scan DVD player.
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    8. Re:Yep nothing new by Spoh · · Score: 1

      Dirty -

      True, A straight 3:2 pulldown creates 30fps video, not 29.97 fps video. The difference between the two frame rates works out to about 2fps. This discrepancy is usually accounted for through NTSC drop-frame timecode. No actual frames are dropped, but the numbering system of the timecode always goes from 00;00;59;28 to 00;01;00;00, 00;00;01;28 to 00;02;00;00, and so on.

      For more info on drop-frame timecode:
      http://www.adobe.com/support/techguides/digitalv id eo/timecode/timecode.pdf

      At any rate, I wholeheartedly support the spirit of your "minor nit"-picking. Timecode is one of those bizarre creatures that makes my head hurt.

      Tom

    9. Re:Yep nothing new by krouic · · Score: 1

      AFAIK the playback of movies for PAL TV does not use interpolation, but simply displays 25 frames from the 24fps movie per second, actually speeding the whole movie by a factor of 1/24 or approximatively 4%, sound included.

      So it looks like european TVs are already benefiting from that extra commercial time slot....

      Krouic

    10. Re:Yep nothing new by SpotBug · · Score: 1


      Execellent point. The ads will go the way of web banners, but I think you're being naive if you think TV will go back to "the olden days," in that event. The stations will continue to require the same revenue. They'll just find a way to defeat PVRs. Something like putting the ads on the screen during the show or integrated more with the show somehow. Whatever it is, it probably won't be better - let's hope it isn't worse.

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    11. Re:Yep nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Think "product placement" ala The Truman Show.

    12. Re:Yep nothing new by Condor7 · · Score: 1


      I've already seen an example of this.

      NYPD Blue on CourtTV has the occasional ad about the size of a banner ad that slides up from the bottom of the screen, shows the product & product name, then slides away again.

  8. So what's wrong with this? by wadetemp · · Score: 2

    No one these days has enough time to do anything they want to do anyway... why not do something useful with that 30 seconds? Perhaps this means you'll be able to get more done during commercial breaks now. The whole point of the system is that you won't notice if the show is made 30 seconds shorter anyway... so will you?

    Or, you could just not watch TV and gain 1/2 and whole hours at a time!

    1. Re:So what's wrong with this? by Krimsen · · Score: 2

      It is the principle. Do we really need another ad? You seem to be taking the "there's a silver lining to every cloud" or "look on the bright side" mentality. If we keep looking on the bright side of all these stupid ideas, we'll break our necks trying to find a bright side soon enough.

    2. Re:So what's wrong with this? by Cheetah86 · · Score: 3, Funny

      From one of the thinkgeek demotivator posters:
      Pessimism: Every Dark Cloud Has a Silver Lining, but Lightning Kills Hundreds of People Each Year Who Are Trying to Find It.

    3. Re:So what's wrong with this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole point of the system is that you won't notice if the show is made 30 seconds shorter anyway... so will you?

      Yeah, like you won't notice if coca-cola starts putting 1/60 more water in their coke. Ask yourself why they don't do it.

    4. Re:So what's wrong with this? by 1010011010 · · Score: 5, Offtopic

      What pisses me off is that Fox went to all the trouble to pay for Futurama and The Simpsons, and then they keep running the "NFL Postgame" over the Groening time slots. Sometimes they "join the program already in progress," i.e., roll the last scene and credits for the show that "Howie" has blathered over for 25 minutes. Retarded. Shut up, Howie. We all saw the game already.

      The one hour of TV I want to see during the week, and they fill it with redundant lip-flapping that contains no new information. Fucking football.

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    5. Re:So what's wrong with this? by ergo98 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I, too, tried to tune into the Simpsons to find it preempted about 25 minutes while they said ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. What was that all about? I'm not a football fan, but it truly seemed like these guys had absolutely nothing to say and were just mandated to fill in some time. Very frustrating.

      Speaking of tactics like this: Perhaps the opposite, but I've noticed something very odd on WB shows (hey, look, my wife likes them. i.e. the Gilmore Girls, etc.): Every now and then there are Matrix like slow motion/weird motion effects put in absolutely normal scenes. I noticed this first on Buffy several years ago: Often when turning there head someone with the slew dial at WB has a little fun or something. I don't know why they do it (subliminally to make it etherworldly?), but it's very disorienting.

    6. Re:So what's wrong with this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't noticed this specifically on the WB but I just thought that it was an artifact of the encoder/decoder for the digital video running short of processing power somewhere. Anyone know what causes this?

    7. Re:So what's wrong with this? by wadetemp · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeah, like you won't notice if coca-cola starts putting 1/60 more water in their coke. Ask yourself why they don't do it.

      I am positive I wouldn't notice if they started putting more water in thier Coke. I'm not going to ask myself why they don't do it, though, because if I don't notice, how do I know they aren't? :) You've proved my point quite well.

    8. Re:So what's wrong with this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's probably the affiliate that does that, not the Fox netwrk. They could just push the schedule back, but then the local news would run late (and that's where the station makes it's real money).

    9. Re:So what's wrong with this? by dirty · · Score: 1

      Yah but it's the ads that are paying for the content you're watching. Think of it this way, if that extra commercial gets a show the little extra bit of money it needs to not be cancelled w/o affecting the amount of story, is it worth 30 seconds once a week?

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    10. Re:So what's wrong with this? by dirty · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree with you more. Hell I watched the game and the local postgame show said absolute crap. The Eagles are upset they lost, but they put up a good fight. Right there is the entire hour following the game in one sentence. That's my "Digital Time Machine" version. Not bad huh, a full hour compressed to about 5 seconds.

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    11. Re:So what's wrong with this? by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 2

      I took the time they were wasting with that blather to think about it a second. When do you think the best time for them to run commercials is? During a period when people are willing to sit through them thinking "this may be it!". Everyone knows the 2-minute commercial break, and a lot just flip for that time. But if no one wants to miss those vital first few Simpsons minutes, they're willing to spend 15 minutes on the same crappy network that won't let you see it on time. I know I did.

    12. Re:So what's wrong with this? by ZxCv · · Score: 2

      My guess is they were mandated to just fill in time. Why? Obviously, commercials were sold for the Postgame Show. I can't think of any reason that they would keep the mindless drivel on other than to make sure they got those requisite commercials in. But that makes me wonder if they are making more ad revenue on the Postgame show than the Simpsons, and thus really pushing the Postgame show. NFL broadcasts in general are generally high-ticket time slots as far as ads go, so I wouldn't be surprised if the Postgame shows (which are all usually just mindless crap) do bring in more sizeable ad revenue than the Simpsons.

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    13. Re:So what's wrong with this? by SilentChris · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's a solution. Don't watch the channel.

    14. Re:So what's wrong with this? by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      What's more, you have achieved 100:1 compression on totally meaningless data.

      You should have an IPO.

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    15. Re:So what's wrong with this? by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Football broadcasts (which are controlled by the NFL, not by the networks) are on some strange contracts. Frex, you can't show a game at all if you can't show the beginning of that game, which is why sometimes a broadcast will cut away from a game late in the 4th quarter and switch to a game that's just starting. IOW you can't join a game "already in progress" unless it's in the 4th quarter and your regular game is already over. Enforcement of these rules has evidently been relaxed slightly in recent years, but AFAIK some form of this is still in the NFL's broadcast contract.

      Also, what shows are carried is partly controlled by local stations (just because they're a FOX *affiliate* doesn't mean they HAVE to carry The Simpsons -- it's expensive for the local channel, and may not be worth it in their local ad market) and partly by the networks (if you want to carry our NFL broadcast, it WILL include our pre- and post-game shows).

      If a station is carrying both, the show with contract priority gets overlapped on the other one.

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    16. Re:So what's wrong with this? by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      But, there weren't any ads on my local allfiliate - just about 15-20 minutes solid of them babbling on about the game that was just on a few minutes ago. If I wanted ot discuss the game, I would've invited some friends over and talked about it during the simpson's commercials. :)

      Either way, my affiliate started at the beginning of the simpsons and seemed to trim commercials to get all of the subsequent shows back on the previous schedule. Hooray for me posting nothing useful.

    17. Re:So what's wrong with this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Errr....did this post actually say anything? It looks like it was written by that Virtual HAL assistant thingee.

      ;-)

    18. Re:So what's wrong with this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was stupid.

    19. Re:So what's wrong with this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In theory the Canadian version of the FCC (CRTC) has specified a maximum # of minutes/hour for commerials which is about 5 minutes less than the American TV.

      What I am confused about is that these TV station somehow yap so much that they have to voice over/compress normal Amierican TV show. I would rather watch commericals than to watch stupid Canadian network yapping segments.

    20. Re:So what's wrong with this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They longer they prolong the suffering of the non-sports viewer, the more "prime" commerial spots targetted for the couch potatoes sport fans.

      I do not like TV networks that have sports. They are the ones that have less budgets for other shows and they tend to ruin those shows after the time slot.

  9. Dont' Forget, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NPR had a spot on the radio equivalent that went by the name of C.A.S.H. If I remember right it would just speed things up rather than drop information. I think they first tested it out on rush limbaugh, and he was rather upset as well. ha!

  10. Single Frames... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given 24 frames / second, they're going to be cutting 720 frames / show. That's actually a lot of footage. Weak sauce.

    1. Re:Single Frames... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They dont' take it out of every frame, and besides, video goes at 30 frames/sec, at least VHS does. Film does 24

    2. Re:Single Frames... by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 1

      Uhhh yeah...video is something like 30 frames/second. So if you want 30 seconds you need 30*30 or 900 frames. Wouldn't that make the show look weird? You can tell that syndicated shows/re-runs are already chopped up a lot, you miss the ends of jokes that you know were there.

  11. Is it possible? by Brigadoon · · Score: 1

    I didn't think it was possible to get more advertising in. Hell, a round of commercials in 24 is four minutes long. Yet another reason why it's time to record and _NEVER_ watch live TV again. Fast-forwarding is a marvelous thing.

    1. Re:Is it possible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All shows can be cut to half the time, just drop every second frame...
      "Never mind that it will go twice as fast and be impossible to follow, we'll get lotsa money from running more ads!"
      Eventually they'll trim away the whole movie, and just show the title screen for a few seconds to tell you what you would be missing if you didn't watch.

  12. Just what we need. by Restil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Isn't 33% of the showtime for commercials enough already? I guess not.

    So which frames are they cutting, and do they plan to cut the audio too? I suppose during moments of intense silence, cutting a 24/th of a second of audio won't be a big problem, but still.

    I just hope its not something that chirps..or is otherwise obvious what they're doing.

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    1. Re:Just what we need. by augustz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Did you read the article?

      The article clearly says that it does not pop or chirp, and that over 170 stations are already using it. I mean, if it was poping and chirping first of all everyone would know, and second of all the stations wouldn't use it.

    2. Re:Just what we need. by klparrot · · Score: 3, Interesting
      So which frames are they cutting, and do they plan to cut the audio too?

      I would imagine the difference would be virtually unnoticeable if they cut out the first and/or last frames of each scene. Thing is, the number of scene changes varies significantly depending on the show, and the process could be difficult to automate (fast action could be mistaken for a scene change, and that's the last place you want to pull frames). Also, now that I think about it, this method probably won't get 30 seconds of extra time per 30 minute show.

      To get 30 seconds out of a 30 minute show (which is really only 22 minutes long plus commercials), you have to remove one out of every 44 frames. By timing them right, it shouldn't be noticeable in most shows. The audio is analog, so it should squash without a noticeable loss in quality. As much as I hate the principle of this thing, I don't think we can complain on grounds of it decreasing the audio/video quality of our shows.

    3. Re:Just what we need. by gilroy · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Blockquoth the poster:

      As much as I hate the principle of this thing, I don't think we can complain on grounds of it decreasing the audio/video quality of our shows.

      The audio or video quality, no. The dramatic quality (such as it is) is another thing entirely. I don't know if losing one frame out of 44 can really alter our perception of a dramatic pause -- are there any editor/director types who claim that sort of precision? But that's not the issue.


      It's another 30 seconds out of 30 minutes that you're not watching the program. It stretches out the commercial breaks by padding them even more. This in turn adds to the break in dramatic continuity and of course makes it even more tempting to just walk away and do something else during the commercial break -- perhaps indeed during the rest of the show.


      I mean, I already notice how excruciatingly long commercial breaks are now. It's getting to where you can forget what you're watching, for the love of Pete. This is just another way for broadcast TV to commit suicide in slow motion.

    4. Re:Just what we need. by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yeah, when I'm 85 and dying in some smelly nursing home someplace, I really want to remember the good times I had watching 18.5 minutes of Sienfeld and 11.5 minutes of commercials every day after work.

      Pardon my cynicism tonight, but anybody who watches tv deserves just what they get.

    5. Re:Just what we need. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yet your reading slashdot.

    6. Re:Just what we need. by KillerKane · · Score: 1

      ::The audio or video quality, no. The dramatic quality (such as it is) is another thing entirely. I don't know if losing one frame out of 44 can really alter our perception of a dramatic pause -- are there any editor/director types who claim that sort of precision? But that's not the issue.::

      Actually, yes. In an interview, years ago, Chuck Jones showed a Road Runner gag, and both stated, and (to my mind, conclusively) demonstrated that it was only funny if it was twelve frames long. Nine frames, no good. Fifteen frames, also no good. In animation, at any rate, gods are sometimes gods for a reason. Occasionally in live action as well.

      I decided ten years ago or so, that I would never again watch a movie on Network TV. Complete, uninterrupted, un-fucked with and in the correct aspect ratio only, please. That's why I bought the first LaserDisc player on the market, and calibrated my TV with test patterns and Wratten blue filters and so forth. I want to see what the artist made, not some hacked-up mess that some retarded suits think is acceptable.

      I've stopped watching movies on AMC since they started interrupting them with commercials. Their advertisers stopped reaching me the day they started this practice. Too bad. They used to show some good films.

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    7. Re:Just what we need. by egeorge · · Score: 1
      I don't know if losing one frame out of 44 can really alter our perception of a dramatic pause --

      I can't say for sure that I can notice. It would be interesting to see footage before and after and try to find the microedits.

      However, since the article mentions that the process works on duplicate frames, then it seems likely to me that more contiguous frames might be cut from a dramatic pause (with little movement) than from an action shot. If this is the case then the visual difference from a dramatic shot could easily be within the perception of an average viewer.

    8. Re:Just what we need. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somebody needs a hug...

    9. Re:Just what we need. by Takeel · · Score: 1
      So which frames are they cutting, and do they plan to cut the audio too? I suppose during moments of intense silence, cutting a 24/th of a second of audio won't be a big problem, but still.


      I don't get what all the sudden uproar over this particular time compression box is about. FYI, everyone...this technology has been around for a good while now, and you've probably been watching it everyday and nobody complained about it until now. Why now? Why haven't people been noticing that the shows are time-compressed and complaining about it in the comments of articles about TV?

    10. Re:Just what we need. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having moved from the UK to the US, one of the first things I noticed was the vastly increased number of TV commercials. We're used to a 30 min show having one block of commercials about 15 mins into the show. I'd love that again!

      I realise they're out to make money but jeez..Every bloody show here is 'brought to you by company X, annoying slogan'. We're reminded of this at every break, between right after the opening credits of a show.

      I feel like I'm paying $40+ a month to watch 'cable commercials' with the occassional show break.

      As for the radio.. at least where I live every station is owned by ClearChannel, and plays the same 50 minutes of music every hour for months at a time! Best of 60s,70s,80s,90s and today should encompass more than 10 songs (and a lousy lineup at that).

    11. Re:Just what we need. by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      Actually sex would be better, but I'll settle for a hug. Thanks!

    12. Re:Just what we need. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Your first paragraph was great and informative, but the rest was just chest thumping. Why? I've never understood why the vapid Slashdot readership has this misplaced notion that anyone on the green, gren planet would possibly have any interest in listening to more braggadocious tripe.

      Now, being a purveyor of such mush yourself (and this is a serious question), why is it necessary to brag in such a manner? I certainly don't care what your TV viewing habits are, nor do I care what you have chosen to boycott. Again, why was your comment not cut-off after the clearly interesting Road Runner information? Are you, like so many other Slashdot readers, truly that desperate for peer approval?

    13. Re:Just what we need. by clamatius · · Score: 1

      To be honest, the ad breaks are so damn long already that one more ad won't make any difference in terms of dramatic quality.

      Exhibit A: I used to watch 1-hour American programs on British TV. However, they'd only take 50 minutes or so to show. "Fine", you're thinking, "that's just because that wacky BBC stuff doesn't have commercials." But no, this was Channel 4, where they _did_ have commercials, just 10 minutes less per hour. I understand that British TV is coming into line with America in my absence.

      Exhibit B: Have you noticed that more and more shows actually have a mid-commercial trailer for the program you're already watching in case you did forget what it was? Isn't that a gentle hint that the damn ads are on too long?

    14. Re:Just what we need. by KillerKane · · Score: 1

      IIRC, what Slashdot readers boycott accounts for about half of what I read here. ;-)

      Seriously, though, aren't our real-world responses to the media legitimate information? I wasn't intending to chest-thump; it was more my disgust with the networks that was coming out. More rant than brag. At least, that was my intention.

      Personally, I would be interested in what decisions other have made concerning viewing habits/technology choices, and why. FWIW.

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    15. Re:Just what we need. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not the experiences we have; it's our reactions to them. If I go hiking and yawn from the experience, and I watch Seinfeld and have gut-busting laughter for at least 5 minutes total, I think the Seinfeld was a more worthwhile experience. But then again, laughter and emotion are very important to me. Funny things I remember will keep me going when I'm in that smelly nursing home.

    16. Re:Just what we need. by b0g0n · · Score: 1

      KillerKane makes some good points.

      You, on the other hand, are as full of crap as the commercials about which he complains.

      Why has no one ever marketed Carl Sagan's Adnix gadget? It can't be that hard to design. I'd buy half a dozen, keep one, and give away the rest to my friends.

  13. Hey Rush you're catching on by junkster191 · · Score: 1

    Just like the software they were (are?) using on Rush Limbaugh's show to cut out periods of silence between sentences and words.

    This sort of thing worries me because I feel like we're losing some of our good old American entrepenurial spirit more and more all the time. It no longer seems to matter if you have a good idea, make a better product, or do something truly innovative, rather companies seem to think that the bigger the marketing department the better the company. I think sooner or later the consumer will just get pissed off at the ever-increasing advertising in all places at all times, and hopefully get back to spending her money at the companies that produce something truly innovative and superior (as opposed to just the image of something truly innovative and superior).

  14. Pointless device in Canada by LordOfYourPants · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here in Canada, we have the CRTC which regulates how many minutes of commercials a Canadian station can show within the period of 30 minutes. On top of that, stations also have requirements for what ratio of Canadian programming to foreign programming can be shown during primetime hours, etc. Stations which violate these licenses enough times likely won't be renewed.

    Basically, this device would sell up here about as well as bottled yellow snow.

    1. Re:Pointless device in Canada by nomadic · · Score: 2

      The US has the FCC, which is supposed to regulate the airwaves, but they gave up any real responsibility years ago.

    2. Re:Pointless device in Canada by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      As an added point to this effect, I believe the US is the only country in the Western Hemisphere (okay, 1st world western country) to not have a public broadcaster. Canada's got the CBC, England has the BBC, I think France has TV5... etc etc.

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    3. Re:Pointless device in Canada by Nykkel · · Score: 1

      "Basically, this device would sell up here about as well as bottled yellow snow."

      Well, of course bottled yellow snow wouldn't sell. It's far too easy to make yourself!

    4. Re:Pointless device in Canada by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      hmm, last i checked i still get PBS here... (goes to turn his TV over to Antenna)... Yep, its still there. Just like everywhere else in the USA that I've ever lived.

    5. Re:Pointless device in Canada by wesmills · · Score: 2

      I think the Public Broadcasting System would disagree with you ..

    6. Re:Pointless device in Canada by klparrot · · Score: 2, Interesting
      To my knowledge, PBS doesn't receive government funding, though. Some of my Canadian tax dollars help pay for the CBC. In the UK, the TV licence fees pay for the BBC. I think when Ubergrendle said "public broadcaster," he meant funded by the government.

      Really, the only difference between PBS and the other networks is that PBS gets its money by begging its viewers. Thanks, but I actually find commercials less annoying.

    7. Re:Pointless device in Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Part of the money that PBS (and NPR, too) gets is from the Corporation for Public Broadcasting. The Corporation for Public Broadcasting gets its money from the federal government.

      The amount of money they get was reduced in the early 1980s (under Reagan). At that point, the PBS stations had to start getting corporate sponsorships, then had to appeal to viewers, and finally had to improve the quality of their programming to stay on the air. They aren't allowed to have commercials.

    8. Re:Pointless device in Canada by xah · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The US Government does fund public broadcasting, including both PBS and NPR, with the "Corporation for Public Broadcasting," or CPB. The CPB is a quasi-governmental agency. Thus, Congress does not have a direct say in how CPB spends its money. A few years ago, however, the Rush Limbaugh types raised a stink over the CPB funding the supposedly liberal programs on PBS and NPR. I guess they never heard of the McLaughlin Group or Louis Ruykeyser. Public broadcasting is different in America, because in America there is no official "voice of the government" directed at citizens. We only direct the Voice of America at the rest of the world.

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    9. Re:Pointless device in Canada by idiotnot · · Score: 1

      PBS does receive tax dollars, although you have to follow the money a bit to find out where it comes from. According to this page, PBS receives "grants" from The Corporation for Public Broadcasting and the Dept. of Education. Anyone with half a brain ought to understand that "grants" from DOE are direct taxpayer money. Now, where does CPB receieve its money? Congress.

      And we all know where *they* get their money. Out of my paycheck twice a month. So, yes, I'm forced to support my competition.

      And to top it off, PBS runs commercials, too. According to the report I already linked, they received $176 mil. in "Program Underwriting." That's the Archer Daniels Midland spot you see going into each segment of Newshour with Jim Lehrer.

      Flame away.....

    10. Re:Pointless device in Canada by SomeoneYouDontKnow · · Score: 2

      They aren't allowed to have commercials.

      True, but those underwriting messages are looking more and more like commercials.

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    11. Re:Pointless device in Canada by BCoates · · Score: 1

      Um, I think because people (at least some people, I suppose) find government-controlled media outlets somewhat distasteful... You know, the whole "we tell you what to think then you vote that way" feedback loop and all. People even make a stink now and then about money going to PBS in grants.

      Not that the free U.S. press isn't doing a wonderful job of looking the other way and swallowing the official line without question anyway, mind you.

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    12. Re:Pointless device in Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      please read the article, eh. The technology allows the broadcaster to meet the requirement, not exceed it, eh. You got a 32 minute show and need to pare it down to 28 minutes with 2 minutes of commercials, eh? That's what this does, eh. Take off, eh.

    13. Re:Pointless device in Canada by SVDave · · Score: 2

      So, yes, I'm forced to support my competition.

      Oh boo hoo. Commercial broadcasting in this country gets access to the radio/TV airwaves at a fraction of their true market value. You get at least as much of a subsidy as public broadcasting. The only difference is that your subsidy doesn't come in the form of a check from the U.S. Treasury.
    14. Re:Pointless device in Canada by Halcyon-X · · Score: 1

      I kinda hate that because we don't get Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network in Canada, not even on satellite. I miss Nick At Night and Toonami! I know there's Global Prime but it's just not the same because there's no Spongebob! I don't know... are there any alternatives in Canada? By that I mean stations which have the same programming :)

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    15. Re:Pointless device in Canada by idiotnot · · Score: 1

      "Commercial broadcasting in this country gets access to the radio/TV airwaves at a fraction of their true market value. You get at least as much of a subsidy as public broadcasting."

      And since when could access to the airwaves, or frequencies, for that matter be bought or sold? I'm absolutely certain that each station would buy its piece of the air if it was allowed to do so. Instead, commercial broadcasters are forced to grovel with the government every few years to ensure access. I don't think private ownership of frequencies will ever happen, however, because then the government wouldn't be able to influence what happens on the airwaves. Mild censorship, if you will.

    16. Re:Pointless device in Canada by stripes · · Score: 2
      The US Government does fund public broadcasting, including both PBS and NPR

      They have been doing this less and less over the years, esp. all the lean times (and the public funding part never goes back up). Just look at the sponsored by parts of a PBS show, they started out with none, then a simple (single!) voice over at the start of a show, later one at start and end, then multiple voice overs with the logo but no ad text. Then subtle ad text. Then a still of whatever the company wants. Now we practically have commercials starting each PBS show. Of corse that is far far better then commercials interrupting the show...

      The biggest source of government PBS funding is the government not charging for the air space. The actual money given is a pretty small percentage of their operating costs, and at the current rate will be $0 by 2010 (not that I think that's a bad thing).

    17. Re:Pointless device in Canada by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      I think you raise a good point; I watched Nature last night on WNED (Buffalo) and it had 3 corporate sponsors at the end, all with a 20 second blurb. I don't think that advertising necessarily is an evil; the "public" broadcasters in other countries do it. However, whereas PBS gets some government funding and begs/borrows/steals the rest, I think the FCC should be setting an example. Run a really good public television station that aims higher than the lowest common denominator. Pure 100% laissez faire capitalism will result in "When Animals Attack Millionares Part VI".

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    18. Re:Pointless device in Canada by bkocik · · Score: 1
      Basically, this device would sell up here about as well as bottled yellow snow.

      Strange...all this time I thought Molson did rather well up there.

    19. Re:Pointless device in Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually Spongebob is on YTV. I have no idea when as I do not watch that show.

      Yes, the selection of TV stations sucks due to the CRTC artifically Canadian content (# of hours in prime time) requirement and stations allocation (# of Canadian stations vs others).

      And we pay higher TAXES to stop ourselves from watching what we want ?

    20. Re:Pointless device in Canada by stripes · · Score: 2
      Pure 100% laissez faire capitalism will result in "When Animals Attack Millionares Part VI".


      It will, because some people want it. It will also produce the History Channel, Discovery, TLC, A&E, and many others that answer the question "If not PBS, who?"

      Of corse I think PBS is much less of a bad idea then pretty much everthing else the goverment does... (or more accuratly 90% of it)

  15. On the bright side... by Luggage · · Score: 1

    those confounded X-10 pop-under ads seem slightly less annoying now, especially since they aren't thirty seconds long. And, on the whole, if it were a matter of having to close another X-10 add every half-hour or watching a nauseating thirty second comercial, I'll take the X-10 add.

    1. Re:On the bright side... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try using Opera, and configure it to refuse pop-ups. If you want to allow that page to display pop-ups then reconfigure Opera again.

    2. Re:On the bright side... by yomegaman · · Score: 1

      With OmniWeb you can set it to only allow pop-ups in response to a link being clicked. I think Mozilla has the same functionality if you put the correct gibberish in user.js. This certainly makes browsing more pleasant than just blocking them altogether, as sometimes you actually do want the popups for certain sites.

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    3. Re:On the bright side... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I still won't take the X-10 ads, and it's my right not to do so.

      What's really sad is that X-10 doesn't seem to understand that they are the butt of many, many
      jokes nowadays, they are making fools of themselves, and have proven they don't understand
      the technology.

      I'm never going to buy from them for the simple reason that their ads ARE so annoying!

      So, those stations who are trimming their shows in this manner and who are NOT saying so,
      should expect to get some flak from their advertisers whose viewers are complaining.
      Don't like the show trimming? Complain to the advertiser! Let them know that when their
      ad comes on, you head to the frig or the can,
      and that you won't be buying their product!

      About the only benefit of the X10 ads is to provide Yahoo! with some income.

  16. They should collaborate with.... by mt404 · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...ZeoSync and eventually we'll all be able to watch a 30 minute TV program in 30 seconds without missing a thing.

    1. Re:They should collaborate with.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, ZeroSync has 100:1 compression. That means 30 minutes (1800 seconds) can be compressed to 18 seconds.

      We don't have metric time just yet.

    2. Re:They should collaborate with.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually my (now discontinued) JVC VCR can maintain pitch up to 1.5X speed or so (and slight pitch change at higher speeds). It is kinda neat to catch up on TV on a busy schedule.

      It can also play stuff backwards with the sound going the right way.

  17. PAL Format by Ooblek · · Score: 2, Interesting
    They would probably have to be pretty selective in trimming frames in places where PAL is the video standard (Europe). It might make the show look like a bad Wang Chung video.

    If the show is running in NTSC, they could probably get a lot more out of it than 30 seconds.

    The problem with these types of "automagic" machines is that it can never do it perfectly. HP has a device that fits in 1U on a rack and it will force video into your programmed specifications. We used to use it when transferring rented videos into an online editor so that we could cut preview spots together for DTV. The problem is that the video usually looked like crap after it was transferred. I'm sure it didn't make a good case for purchasing the pay-per-view version of it.

  18. Devil's Advocate here... by bethorphil · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe this technology could be used for GOOD! Instead of adding 30 seconds of commercials, they could squeeze one or two more jokes in the the Drew Cary show? Or one more idiotic plot twist into the X-Files?

    You guys are always naysaying! Why don't you come up with an invention like inward sing--- oh wait, wrong rant....

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    1. Re:Devil's Advocate here... by (startx) · · Score: 1

      Lol, you had to get the Jack Black reference in here?

    2. Re:Devil's Advocate here... by Tibe · · Score: 1

      All technologies can be used for good or evil. If these jackasses keep it up all we have to do is add a few more frames in.
      JVC have a good digi vid recorder (sorry thinkgeek but you dont gots its) but its here . Very good for avoiding ads with 30sec jumps and also able to pause live tv then when you return you can play it and it will speed up to catch up with the live stream. Very flash, very expensive, very JVC.

  19. Where to get addl time by beiaterm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They could use this to cut out frames from other commercials! Also, isn't there black space between commercials as it it? They could just cross fade everything into everything else, Just like on the more annoying radio stations. No wonder I don't own a TV! ::alan

    1. Re:Where to get addl time by Cardhore · · Score: 3, Funny

      Good idea! They could even go so far as to divide the screen up into four pieces, and play four simultaneous ads. The top two frames would get left and right audio, while the bottom two would get closed caption and rear surround.

    2. Re:Where to get addl time by moncyb · · Score: 1

      Yeah! The TV execs like this idea so much, they're going to give the shows 100% airtime! Just think: no commercial interruptions! (Fine print: the shows will play on the top-left corner of the screen, and the remaining three-quarters will be commericals!) ;-)

    3. Re:Where to get addl time by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • Also, isn't there black space between commercials as it it? They could just cross fade everything into everything else

      Dunno about in the US, but we're seeing this in the UK: there are no gaps at all between anything on the big commercial cable channel, Sky1, during prime time shows (e.g. Buffy)

      I mean, it used to be that you'd have a flicker between ads, a long pause at the end of the last ad, then an intro (even half a second) to the show, but now it's completely seamless, I assume just through tighter editing. Given the similarity of plastic advert people and plastic content people, it's getting hard to tell if you're watching an advert, a trailer, or the content that you're actually paying for.

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    4. Re:Where to get addl time by int69h · · Score: 1

      I am a master control operator, the bastard that inserts commercials into your favorite shows, for KTVE and KARD the local NBC and Fox affiliates respectively.

      There is a minute amount of black space between commercials. At my station we pad spots by 3 frames on each end, for a total of 6 frames between two spots. NTSC broadcast video runs at a rate of 30 frames per second, so that yields about 1/5 of a second between commercials. BTW, we do crossfade on every transition.

      Slightly offtopic:
      Many people seem to operate under the assumption that the media business rakes in money had over foot. This simply is not true. We own two of the four television stations in a decent market(140's) . We operate both stations from the same facilities using the same staff and most of the same equipment and are barely staying afloat. The next time you think about bitching about the # of commercials in your favorite show, consider the alternative, not seeing your favorite show at all.

    5. Re:Where to get addl time by Corrado · · Score: 2

      Yipes! You think this is funny, but I was eating at Hooters restaurant (nice atmosphere :) and all the T.V.s had a left-side and bottom advert "frame" with the actual content in the upper right hand side of the screen. It was very interesting to see a Bud commercial next to Coca-Cola commercial. They eventually removed the frames.

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    6. Re:Where to get addl time by cnkeller · · Score: 1
      You think this is funny, but I was eating at Hooters restaurant (nice atmosphere :) and all the T.V.s had a left-side and bottom advert "frame" with the actual content in the upper right hand side of the screen.

      Funny? Nope...sad. You were at Hooters and watched the televsion?

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    7. Re:Where to get addl time by LocalH · · Score: 1
      • Many people seem to operate under the assumption that the media business rakes in money had over foot. This simply is not true. We own two of the four television stations in a decent market(140's) . We operate both stations from the same facilities using the same staff and most of the same equipment and are barely staying afloat. The next time you think about bitching about the # of commercials in your favorite show, consider the alternative, not seeing your favorite show at all.
      Same here, 92nd DMA, except there's 5 major stations. It's recently been decided that the place should be automated, to reduce the amount of ongoing expense being paid in the form of wages to one of the operators. At my station, I am an operator as well as a production assistant, and I pad the spots I dub by 1 frame on each end.
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    8. Re:Where to get addl time by ymgve · · Score: 2

      In Norway we already have one show like that - it's targeted at teenagers and plays in after-school hours. Only 50% of the screen is used for the real show - the rest is used for useless junk like a 'studio-cam' and an chatterbox people can send SMS messages to (for $1 apiece) and get 15 seconds of fame. Really lame, and destroys the occasional good show they have on.

    9. Re:Where to get addl time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he has a hot girlfriend at home and doesn't need to drool all over waitresses...

    10. Re:Where to get addl time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I only sort of agree with you and I despise the previous statement - Eventhough this is all rather offtopic, I feel I must give my input because not only am I a rather geeky girl, I am also flat-chested (which is why I am being a coward for this one). Comments like these that call people sad because they weren't busy ogling big chested women make us small chesties feel like we are ugly and make us cut up our bodies to get bigger breasts so we feel better about ourselves. Sad, but no matter what you guys say chest size matters more than brains or even a pretty face. I am attrative. I have a degree in Computer Science and know more than our sys admin at work but it doesn't seem to matter. I hope you and up alone for being such a pig calling people sad.

    11. Re:Where to get addl time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with the other dude (or chick). I have a hottie at home - far better than some skanky waitress, dude, and she's intelligent. They do have good wings though (Hooters, not the waitresses) so I take my girl with me because she likes wings, and is so far better to look at.

    12. Re:Where to get addl time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Partial consolation: those who would ogle big titties instead of go for the brains, are most often not the type worth going after. (Then again, this is being written by a man who's sick and tired of women with nothing to offer but big tits, but who finds all the intelligent women he meets already happen to be married. I wonder if there's a connection...)

  20. I already do this . . . by Ezubaric · · Score: 5, Funny

    If only I had a patent.

    Each year, I prepare for the Super Bowl. Not that I like the Super Bowl, but apart from knowing the score at each quarter, the only knowledge you need to prove that you watched the game is what commercials were shown.

    After programming my VCR to record the game, I watch the amusing commercials and fast forward through the game itself. This new-fangled "Time Machine" just gives you the illusion of actually watching the show between ads.

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    1. Re:I already do this . . . by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2
      This is actually exactly what I've done the last five years or so.

      I'm serious; I like a really good ad. (I've even bought a couple of tapes of classic TV ads)

      The problem is, the quality of Superbowl ads really seems to be diminishing the last few years. I don't know if I'm even going to bother scanning them any more.

    2. Re:I already do this . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That reminds me...

      I just moved to the US from Quebec... in Quebec, the ads would be changed (something about protecting the culture... yeah, right). Anyway, I'll finally be able to see REAL superbowl ads! This is so exciting!

  21. bah by nomadic · · Score: 2, Funny

    What kind of soulless, greed-driven monster came up with this? I mean, what kind of person do you have to be to work in television? This isn't rhetoric, or hyperbole; I seriously just can't fathom the mental processes of the people who spend their lives doing this kind of stuff.

    1. Re:bah by DEBEDb · · Score: 1


      What kind of soulless, greed-driven monster...


      I agree, the drug companies' greed is out
      of control, and while people are dying left and right of curable diseases in the third world... no, wait... these guys
      added ANOTHER commercial for my not-giving-a-flying-fuck-about-anything-beyond-my- TV ass to watch? Now this is personal!

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    2. Re:bah by JordoCrouse · · Score: 2

      What kind of soulless, greed-driven monster came up with this?

      I know!

      And after they have given us all of that television for free, you think they would be more understanding.

      (dumbass....)

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    3. Re:bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, so you mean they *don't* show commercials on cable?

    4. Re:bah by nomadic · · Score: 1, Troll

      Oh, you are just the soul of wit there sonny. What razor-sharp sarcasm, wielded with such subtlety and cleverness.

      Advertising is a mental assault. Constantly cramming more and more into TV is a disgusting practice. If you think having your brain bombarded with seizure-inducing lights and sounds in a rapid succession is fine if they don't charge you for it, then park yourself in front of your TV and enjoy.

    5. Re:bah by gnovos · · Score: 2

      And after they have given us all of that television for free, you think they would be more understanding.

      I'll tell you what, how about I just say "no thank you" to that "free" TV and get my airwaves back... Oh, wait, I can't, can I? TV is NOT free....

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    6. Re:bah by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Television is called a 'medium' because when it's well done, it's rare." -- Ernie Kovacs (famous television personality)

      Also attributed to Fred Allen (famous anti-television personality)

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    7. Re:bah by Aexia · · Score: 1

      And after they have given us all of that television for free, you think they would be more understanding.

      And after we gave them *our* airwaves for free, you'd think they would be more grateful.

  22. This could actually be good by QuasEye · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Think about it - it's commonplace now to re-edit shows for syndication. Lots of times they cut out a whole gag on The Simpsons to get more commercial time. If they can garner the same amount just by removing the occasional barely-perceptible frame of deadwood, I say go for it. On the other hand, if this is implemented as making every transition between scenes sudden and jolting, it will be much less preferable.

    1. Re:This could actually be good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      30 seconds still seems like a lot, no matter how large a time you spread it over.

      Apparently the device normally cuts time from ads, too. Advertisers don't like this, so they say the device can be programmed to leave commercials as they were.

      Isn't this sort of like creating time out of thin air? Commercials are now 29.5 seconds long instead of 30, and content is 21.6 minutes instead of 22. Why not just tell advertisers to start cutting their commercials at 29.5 seconds, and tell show producers to cut .4 minutes from their show?

      I suppose before too long, they'll be squeezing in 3 minutes of extra commercials in a half hour show, and the rest of the stuff on television will look like a music video.

    2. Re:This could actually be good by yomegaman · · Score: 1

      I'm going to get one of these and set it up on my desk in the office. Then I can tell my boss that it allows me to fit eight hours of work into only five hours of realtime. Technology, making your world better! :-)

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    3. Re:This could actually be good by gorilla · · Score: 2

      You're thinking of this as an either/or. I suspect that it's a both.

    4. Re:This could actually be good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a horrible thought has just occured. "Lots of times they cut out a whole gag on The Simpsons to get more commercial time.". what if the 'extra footage' on dvds is actually how it was meant to be broadcast before they took bits out to replace with ads :-/

    5. Re:This could actually be good by MemberFDIC · · Score: 1

      Refer back to an article from earlier this week related to Television Additiction that suggests quick cuts actually increase user's attention to whatever is playing. Advertisers are getting a double whammy -- more revenue, plus better viewing!

  23. New Technology? by coene · · Score: 0

    My GeForce2 does this all of the time!

  24. You folks are looking at it wrong... by wowbagger · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't look at this as being "another commercial" - look at it as "overclocking your TV" - just think, that's thirty seconds less time per show you have to watch, just by skipping over it with your Tivo.

    Heck, I've often wanted the ability to do just this - compress a TV show I want to see so as to be better able to fit it into my time.

    Now, if we could just compress the time wasted by laugh tracks....

    1. Re:You folks are looking at it wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you complaining about, Wowbagger the _Infinitely Prolonged_? You've got _lots_ of time!

    2. Re:You folks are looking at it wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Given the small number of quality shows, I think that you might prefer to "underclock your TV" so that they last longer.

    3. Re:You folks are looking at it wrong... by curunir · · Score: 2

      just think, that's thirty seconds less time per show you have to watch, just by skipping over it with your Tivo.

      If the usage of this technology is in some way detectable, someone might be able to hack a "record without commercials" option into PVRs (since commercials won't use this option). You'd be able to record rougly %27 more and wouldn't have to abuse the 30 second button.

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    4. Re:You folks are looking at it wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your tv's so much faster, how come it's dropping frames?

      ;)

    5. Re:You folks are looking at it wrong... by wowbagger · · Score: 1

      Do you have any idea how many PEOPLE there are in the all the Universe of space AND TIME? Do you have any idea how many languages I've had to learn? Do you think it's EASY sorting all those names in interstellar Unicode? Thinking up insults? Tracking these people down?

      Sheesh, I'm busier than Zaphod Beeblebrox banging Exotica Gallumbits. (why do you think he grew that extra arm?)

    6. Re:You folks are looking at it wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TV has quality shows?

  25. And it has already gotten in trouble... by pixphys · · Score: 2, Interesting
    1. Re:And it has already gotten in trouble... by PurpleBob · · Score: 3, Funny

      This quote is priceless.

      "Officials at CBS' station in Pittsburgh, KDKA, said they accidentally created the delay when they used the machine during halftime to squeeze in extra advertising worth thousands of dollars." (my emphasis)

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  26. Why don't they use the frames instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of chopping out frames and using the space for an obvious commercial, why don't they just interleave single-frame ads into the content? No one would ever notice, and we'd all start buying Stuff(TM) right away.

    Television content is called "programming" for a reason! Subliminal advertising is a cult practice.

    1. Re:Why don't they use the frames instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      subliminal advertising was made illegal in the 60s or 70s. Anyhow, all scientific studies of it showed that it didn't work.

  27. Maybe It's needed by erik+umenhofer · · Score: 1

    I know for a fact TV stations aren't easy to keep in business. Just because biggies like KTLA and the like can stay afloat, doesn't mean the other 90% of the smaller stations can afford to keep up with business. Commericials make up most of a TV stations revenue. The rest is done with making commercials or whatever side business they have. 30 seconds isn't that noticable in your life. The more money the station makes the better everything is. Better shows can be bought, better equipment for news casts, ETC. Better stuff will make you the viewer happier.

    1. Re:Maybe It's needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I plan to live to be 75.

      I started listing to Talk Radio at 21 for 4 hours per day.

      60sec*4 = 240sec per show i.e 4 minutes.
      4*365 = 1460 Minutes per year
      54*1460=78840
      (Forgive me I forgot leap years;0
      For a grand total of 54.74 Days of being ripped out of entertainment.

      Now you say that entertainment is free.. What do you want. Shall we do the math for 4 hours of TV per day and standard commercials at par.

      Here is the deal people, we pay for our entertainment with our time. In exchange we agree to take a gander at a few sales pitches.

      What this means is that we are taking a pay cut. Plain and simple

  28. It hit the fan before.. by RAruler · · Score: 2

    They employed something similar, or this device during a football game somewheres. Now, heres a good question, what happens when you take something thats happening live, and start cutting out frames? It gets desynched very very quickly, people were freaking out, plays were happening on the radio before they saw it on 'live' TV. The NFL spasmed on the station that did this, and any other station even attempting to do something like this is fearful of the NFL and a army of Lawyers.

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    1. Re:It hit the fan before.. by pgpckt · · Score: 2

      Now that you mention it, I remember a time I saw this used! I was watching a live football game that happened to be being aired on two seperate networks (I think one was my college network and the other was a national network). I was flipping between the two games when I noticed a two second delay or so.

      It was really wierd, watching a play, then seeing the exact same thing on the other channel. Since it was live, I was trying to figure out what could cause it, and I chalked it off to satalite (which under the circumstances didn't make sense, but it seemed like the only possibility). Perhaps this was what was going on!

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  29. Shorter without Loss of Content? by gehrehmee · · Score: 2
    "We don't change the pitch, you cannot detect that the images aren't there. You see everything, you hear everything, just in a shorter period of time."
    - Bill Hendershot of Prime Image
    s/pitch/plot/
    s/images/scenes/
    s/hear/read/
    s/period of time/number of words/

    Is it just me, or does that start to sound alot like Coles Notes?
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  30. Where's my time-compressing pitch-shifting tivo? by SuperKendall · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is only vaguely on topic, but what I don't understand is why no PVR maker offers this feature - let me adjust the playing speed from -100% to +100% (possibly faster), pitch shifting the sound back to normal (just like most voice-mail systems let you do now).

    I'd be more keen to watch some things if they'd take a lot less time - I think I might not even skip ads if I was watching at 200% normal speed.

    Am I wrong, and Tivo or RePlay offers this feature already?
    .

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  31. Wonder what the actors think? by wowbagger · · Score: 2

    I just thought - what do the actors who's delivery is being altered by this think? Since I know of at least one SAG member who reads this board regularly, maybe we can get some insight what the pros think?

  32. James Gleick by uchi · · Score: 1

    James Gleick brings this up often in his book entitled "Faster: The Acceleration of Just About Everything" It's an interesting read, focusing on the way society seems to be so time-oriented, losing sight of the truly meaningful things.

    1. Re:James Gleick by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I have to second this particular book recommendation. It was an outstanding read. But the previous poster failed to mention that the book is best read after downing a six pack of Jolt Cola.

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  33. do ads really have an effect anymore ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    personally, advertising has become background noise ... i mentally "tune out" when commercials come on and close pop-up windows when they get in the way. now if you excuse me i have a craving for fabric softner

  34. Max was right by sllort · · Score: 2

    blipverts are on the way.

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  35. better idea by verbatim_verbose · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just shorten the commercials instead. Duh. :)

  36. time compression by abraxas · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Imagine working for a movie studio taking older films and time compressing them to make them more palatable to today's market. Punch up slow scenes with digital effects such as camera jitter, zoom and cut, or any of a dozen very accepted post-modern camera techniques to increase the cut pace.

    I can't take credit for the idea but when I read this in a science fiction novel years ago, it really made me wonder what the average attention span will be in twenty or thirty years.

    1. Re:time compression by The+Cat · · Score: 1

      It'll be hours.

      There are a *lot* of people who, but for a few very specific shows, ignore television completely.

      For me, turning it off started with local news. The combination of breathless "coming up.. we'll talk about something... interesting.. NO WAIT!! DON'T CHANGE THE CHANNEL, PLEASE!! PLEASE!!!!! YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN TO US, WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT--" and the fourth grade spelling mistakes in the on-screen text was too nauseating.

      Advertising has gotten so manipulative and so processed in the past ten years that nobody takes any of it seriously any more. The 20-something couple with $40,000 of new furniture and that
      #%&@$)& blue card commercial where "ordinary credit cards are so.. so... 20th century" and "life has changes.. we'll need a card that can change with it" is all designed to make people watching think they aren't keeping up, when in reality THERE ARE NO PEOPLE LIKE THAT ANYWHERE ON EARTH. It's just plain fake, boring, mindless, ingenuine, manipulative crap, and people are tuning out, in droves.

      Adding another 30 seconds of commercials will just make it go faster, and most people probably won't even notice.

    2. Re:time compression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You're right, me and my girlfriend are nothing like that couple. We don't use credit cards. Other than that, pretty similar. The couple in the commercial didn't have a $50k piano and a $30k violin though.

      On an unrelated note, what kind of brain damage do you have that you get your expectations for life and reality from television?

    3. Re:time compression by The+Cat · · Score: 1

      I don't. But there is a multi-billion dollar advertising business that apparently believes that a lot of people do.

    4. Re:time compression by egeorge · · Score: 1

      I was going to respond to this, but I lost interest after the first sentence.

    5. Re:time compression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah. It's all a plot by Ultimechia...

    6. Re:time compression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kurses, impudent SeeD!

    7. Re:time compression by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to respond to this
      So, if you didn't respond, whose post did I just read?

  37. OTOH: Subliminal Aspects by vchoy · · Score: 1

    In the article they said they can make a program shorter by certain frames...on the other hand, I remember in the good old days where advertising would be done by inserting single frames on periodic occassions throughout the screening of the program.
    Check this link.

  38. old hat by the+bluebrain · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I remember in '86 or '87 seeing a program on TV (ironically) about speeding up films on TV to make room for advertising. They had a nice comparison between Humphry Bogart smoking in "Casablanca" at "true speed" and "on speed" (weeeeee!). The latter looked ... unreal - but just in direct comparison mind you.
    'Course - I have no link, because them there were (gasp) pre-web days.
    Kind of an obvious use of vid-tech though, innit?

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  39. this would concern me if by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I actually watched TV. At least with commercials, they are 'honest' in how they are selling me things based not on value or efficiency/effectiveness of the product, but merely inconsequential and superficial noise that bears no real value in anyones life (based upon an assumption that one has a life).

    I no more buy products because some clown makes me laugh, or some half naked girlie makes me excited. So what is the difference when instead of 'directly' selling me something, they are pushing some agenda that must use a fantasy environment (the fantasy environment created by ANY book, film, theater, etc) to make it sound plausable?

    As long as Discovery, et al don't fall prey to this I imagine I will not even notice it.

  40. KDKA + Steelers + Time Cutting == bad by SirStanley · · Score: 2, Informative

    KDKA did this / does this with the steelers. If you're a god fearing 'stillers' fan you watch the game on TV but listen to Meyran and boys on the radio. A few months back, while doing this I realized that there was about a 20 second gap between what Meyran was screaming about and what was on tv. Needless to say the radio was ahead... So I kept the head phones on and was calling the plays left and right for my friends who were just watching the tv . (Sacrelig) They thought I was psychic. But anyhoo. Others noticed it too and I believe the station got in alot of trouble for that.

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    1. Re:KDKA + Steelers + Time Cutting == bad by xah · · Score: 1
      I think that's just a delay, not cutting out actual footage. In most live broadcast productions, including sports, there's a few second delay so some guy can hit a big red button when the guest speaks profanely, or something really terrible happens that they don't want to let you see, like a bench clearing brawl.

      Twenty seconds seems like too much, though. Maybe five seconds?

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  41. Re:Would I be rendered sterile.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, the MPAA/DMCA willl be on your ass for reverse engineering the storyline of Kate & Leopold.

  42. The end of 24fps? by J.+Random+Software · · Score: 1
    Yeesh, next they'll stop doing 3:2 pulldown in telecine (spread 24 film frames across triples and pairs of 60 NTSC interlace fields) and just run film at 30fps. That'd shorten a two-hour film by 24 minutes, and progressive displays wouldn't need a comb filter. How noticeable would it be when all the sound is shifted up about four semitones?

    I have to wonder how they cover the discontinuities if they cut whole frames' worth of audio, or how close they can sync with the video if they cut more opportunistically.

    1. Re:The end of 24fps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you didn't read the part about the sound being compressed. Sound compression(depending on what you're talking about) can either be changing the time period of sound without actually changing the pitch, or a volume adjustment keeping at medium. I assume in this case they mean time compressing the sound and maintaining the original pitch(yes this is possible).

    2. Re:The end of 24fps? by J.+Random+Software · · Score: 1

      They said "the device covers those microedits[...] seamlessly" and "we take all that into account", but I want to know how. If they play all the audio more quickly and drop a frame every so often to catch up, don't they spend a lot of time with the audio nearing half a frame out of sync? Is that enough to leave the viewer feeling like it's been badly dubbed?

      How do you make audio at the same pitch go faster, anyway? Cut out waveforms and splice their neighbors together? Go into the frequency domain and start and stop energy in every band sooner?

    3. Re:The end of 24fps? by jaseuk · · Score: 1

      hmm, my technics turntables seem to be able to do this. not sure exactly how it works, but its available in $400 analog technology.

      Jason

  43. Dupe? by Hexact · · Score: 1
    I'd swear this is a dupe. Anyway the story is kind of old see this story dated 11/08/01.

    Clem.

  44. ads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the only ad that has ever annoyed me is that ThinkGeek hey! wear our hoodies! ad when reading Slashdot

  45. not good by tux-sucks · · Score: 0

    unless you're one of the people that thinks the ads are usually better than the crap programs themselves

  46. Some more linkage by headkase · · Score: 2, Informative

    The device itself and another story for the article.

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  47. Similar HTML Implementation by sigma · · Score: 1

    Perhaps Slashdot could use this technology to put another banner ad up:

    gabit3 wites: "Tech TV has an aricle about a deice called a "Digital Time Machine, that does something caled "Time Trimming", hich is basically a way to cut ingle frams from different scenes in TV programs, whic, over the course of a 30 minute program, can add up to 3 seconds, which is, incidentaly, the perfect length to add NOTHER commecial."

    1. Re:Similar HTML Implementation by xah · · Score: 1

      That would fit in nicely with Slashdot's subversive campaign to destroy the English language.

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  48. It's better than the alternative by ColaMan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'd prefer it to drop a few frames here and there than drop whole scenes.

    I noticed this scene-dropping one day on a re-run of "the simpsons" ... some scenes had been removed - it was quite noticeable (and irritating).

    But still, yet another ad can be squeezed in. I can't wait.

    A few more years, and broadcast TV everywhere will be all shot to hell. The only channels left worth watching in Australia are the ABC (which doesn't have ads, being gov't funded),and SBS (who at least lumps their ads together at the end of each show). The other 3 networks are crap, with over-sensationalised news (how many more "shocking","horrific" news stories can there be?) and it seems more ads than content.

    Who's up for making the next slashdot on the internet2 with video comments instead? Count me in :-)

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    1. Re:It's better than the alternative by kinko · · Score: 1
      I'd prefer it to drop a few frames here and there than drop whole scenes.
      I noticed this scene-dropping one day on a re-run of "the simpsons" ... some scenes had been removed - it was quite noticeable (and irritating).
      In New Zealand, at least, it turned out to be a contractual obligation - the tapes the TV station receives for re-runs have some scenes cut out as supplied by whoever ones the rights to Simpsons (Fox I believe). I don't know whether it is for more ads, or to make re-runs less exciting than originals.

      I know that TV stations cut scenes out of movies. I'll never forgive one of our stations for cutting a scene out of the Labyrinth, where the little worms says "Cor! If she had've gone that way, she would have gone straight to the castle!". It is like a 2 second scene...

    2. Re:It's better than the alternative by marvin+tph · · Score: 1
      I noticed this scene-dropping one day on a re-run of "the simpsons" ... some scenes had been removed

      I've noticed that at least one station (CFMT) consistently cuts out the last joke before every commercial break during the Simpsons. Keep in mind that these tend to be some of the best material on the show. As far as I'm concerned they should be forced to disclose at the beginning of the show "This programme has been modified from its original version. It has been modified to fit in more commercials." - just like movies.
  49. Re:Where's my time-compressing pitch-shifting tivo by cadfael · · Score: 1

    If TiVo is using MPEG2 transport stream frames for transmission (and storage) there is a clock reference in the stream that would take some effort to "fast forward" since its sync'ed to a 27MHz clock. Not that it can't be done, its just a bit of work that no one has thought of yet...

    I guess that fast forward could play with the clock, but a variable clock is what we are trying to avoid (clock wander and long term degredation keep me up at night doing simulations...). My guess is from the technological point of view its feasible, just not desirable...sorry.

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  50. Laugh Tracks.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    >Now, if we could just compress the time wasted by laugh tracks....

    I despise laugh tracks.
    -I- myself KNOW when to laugh.
    I KNOW when something is funny...or not.
    People who need these over obvious cues
    (for a "suggested response")
    have NO sense of humor to call their own!
    Laugh tracks are the sole reason we have so many god aweful sitcoms...
    if you tell them to laugh,(subconsciously) they will laugh...
    (the reason for so many UNfunny shows)
    The Simpsons/Futurama/Family Guy have no laugh tracks....why? because they're FUNNY on their own!

    1. Re:Laugh Tracks.... by Big+Dogs+Cock · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      In the UK, the BBC used to show M*A*S*H without the laugh track. It came across as funny, but with some serious points. Whenever I see it with the laugh track it's virtually unwatchable.

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  51. video speed by AdamBa · · Score: 3, Interesting
    is actually 29.97 frames/second, that is exactly 0.1% less than 30 fps. Actually it technically runs at 59.94 half-frames per second. Anyway, when you convert a movie for TV you take it from 24 frames per second to 60 half-frames per second, then you have to lose 0.1% of the frames to get it down to the proper speed. This is considered unnoticeable and there is a standard for which ones to axe (in an hour, with 108,000 frames, you need to get rid of 108. The convention used is to get rid of the first two frames of every minute that is not a multiple of ten). But this device here is trying to lose more than 16 times as many frames, even to only cut out 30 seconds in 30 minutes. That might be noticed.

    - adam

  52. more by mlong · · Score: 1

    If you want to know more you can read the canoe article or read about what radio has been doing for a while (cash) in NYTimes.

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  53. Television Subscription service? or Spam service? by M3shuggah · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I just had an epiphany! What if we had the option to pay a flat fee per month for more than basic air reception service?... oh yeah, it's called a CABLE BILL.

    But wait, with this service it is atleast 1/3 unsolicited forced "spam!"

    I understand commercials are a necessary evil that we have become acoustomed to, but why can't I have the option to pay a little bit extra for no commercials. Here's how I think the ideal situation would work...

    Most television programs are filmed where approx. ten minutes of every thirty minutes are for commercial sponsors. Why not play the programs back to back, and be able to broadcast three episodes in the place of two episodes with commercials. Hopefully the concept would catch the attention of the masses and have a wide subscription clientele to make up the lost revenue brought in from commercials.

    I realize that there wouldn't be much incentive for any parties other than the consumer, but I can dream - can't I?

  54. This is nothing to worry about by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

    Just wait until they start airing the Blipverts!

  55. Of course, it is patented. by zeiche · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So another company has been awarded a patent for a device that has existed for more than a decade. Only time will tell when they sue Lexicon for enabling 1" type-C machines with the same capability. Or does the fact that it handled digitally make the idea completely different? This is not novel, folks. The shifting up-and-down you've been seeing for years on TBS SuperStation is time compression. And before you jump on the "delay" feature, that has been done too with even older "quad" format. (Klunky, but it worked.) I'd love to see Lexicon go after these guys. RCA can't because their "delay" was well over 20 years ago.

  56. Its great! by isorox · · Score: 2

    Playing a 30fps program at 30.5fps will not harm the average user experience, and it means Enterprise is shorter! Combined with cutting the theme tune and credits you can nearly get 2 episodes on a VCD!

    1. Re:Its great! by Popoi · · Score: 1

      I DARE you to try to watch Space Ghost with all the similar frames removed! Or half of the other Adult Swim shows for that matter..

  57. 30 minute Shows?? by christooley · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How many half hour shows actually have 30 minutes of the show to compress? Aren't most shows only 20-24 minutes anyway? That means you're not going get a full commercial in every show unless they are going to compress commercials as well. Which means there are probably going to be some upset advertisers.

    1. Re:30 minute Shows?? by British · · Score: 2

      If you watch episodes of the Transformers with all the commercials cut(which it is if you get 'em online), they are about 20 minutes on the dot.

    2. Re:30 minute Shows?? by sconeu · · Score: 2

      you watch episodes of the Transformers with all the commercials cut

      I thought the whole show was a commercial?

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  58. wait till the next step.... by kireK · · Score: 2, Funny

    My DVD player lets me watch movies at twice the normal speed... wait for the next generation of tv shows and commercials. 10 minutes of super speed show, and 20 minutes of ssllooww speed commercials.

    1. Re:wait till the next step.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You imagine they'll be separate?

      I predict TV shows will, over the next 10 or so years, become a blur of adverts/shows/adverts, with no real distinction given (or possible).

      Then again, what would I know, I'm only an Anonymous Coward...

  59. Speaking of sneaking in Advertisements.. by AnalogBoy · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I have no problem with advertising. If I get something of quality for more or less free, i expect to have to watch something I may or may not find interesting (And i'm of the mind that i'd rather it be targeted, than not.) Now, i'm not an expert on economics or anything, but it seems to me slashdot is a -tad- too jumpy when it comes to stuff like this. As mentioned a bit earlier, they've been doing this on radio for ages.

    [Note, the below doesn't neccesarily state my views, just an interpretation of the circumstances. The comment may or may not be based in rational thought; The statement has been engineered for slashdot audiences].

    Has anyone else noticed that, if you havent entered your own URL, your url is set to http://slashdot.org/? Now, in a way, that could be interpreted as slashdot branding your comment. Say, for instance, if your post was quoted somewhere, in its entirety, that would be analogus to having one of those annoying "Come read at www.yahoo.com!" banners at the bottom of a mail. Doesn't seem very slashdot-like to me. How about have it default to, say, NOTHING like it did a few months ago.. or better yet, to the slashdot meta thread?

    $0.02 refundable w/ $15.00 restocking fee.

  60. Doesn't it affect the experience? by Radical+Rad · · Score: 2, Informative

    I saw a segment on TV about this months ago. The machine looks for consecutive frames where not much has changed and removes them.

    If they only used it on half hour crap sit-coms and talk shows it wouldn't be so bad. But It seems like it would ruin scenes from classic movies where a director has purposely inserted a pregnant pause or an uncomfortable silence in the dialogue or an actors face frozen in horror.

    But hey! If it makes someone a few more bucks then what the hell. Maybe they could frame the Mona Lisa with LCD panels and sell advertising on them.

  61. It makes me watch less by Mike+Hicks · · Score: 2

    The number of ads has kept going up and up. I don't know about you guys, but it just makes me flip channels more. It makes for distracting TV watching, since I end up surfing for something new every commercial break.

    1. Re:It makes me watch less by Catiline · · Score: 1

      This is why my "live PVR" is a Linux box. During the ad cycles of the few shows I watch, I can post to Slashdot!

  62. Re:Where's my time-compressing pitch-shifting tivo by Tom7 · · Score: 1


    time compressing audio and video to make it not sound/look strange is actually pretty computationally expensive to do in real-time. But you're right, this would be a pretty kick ass feature. I'll bet that they'll have it once we have fast enough embedded processors to do it.

  63. Backlash? by 90XDoubleSide · · Score: 3, Insightful
    We already put up with 1/8th screen, light-speed credits and having 30 mins of commercials crammed into network television premiere movies... how long before people get tired enough of this crap to start watching everything on TiVO/Replay/etc.? We've already seen this happen with web advertising: would many of us be using ad filters if they hadn't started doing pop-up/pop-under ads?

    Realistically 90% of people are going to put up with any crap you force on them, but still, this might make a lot of the type of people who read /. give up on live TV.

    I also think it is silly to argue that no one will notice... I agree that it will be subtle, but think about it, .5/23= about 2.2% of the show, and that's assuming it was still a 23 min long show. Don't tell me you can hear compression artifacts in a 160kbps MP3, but you can't tell that the show is 2% faster. Doesn't break my heart with many of the shows they are playing, but 2% could very well have an effect on the timing of a dramatic scene in a good show or movie, and I think the networks are far more likely to use this in addition to and not instead of cutting scenes.

    Well, it's a good thing many good TV series are coming out on DVD. And just keep watching Cartoon Network, since they have to follow the 6-min commercial limit ;)

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    1. Re:Backlash? by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 1

      how long before people get tired enough of this crap to start watching everything on TiVO/Replay/etc.?

      I love commercials. Consider what might happen if everyone skipped all the ads via Tivo. Television Revenue would slip because commercials would become less and less valuable. So now you've got an industry whose entire business model is based on selling ads that everyone is skipping.

      How do you adapt this business model so you can continue to sell advertisements in a profitable manner. Simple, you incorporate the advertisements in the actual shows via product placement. Rachel and Ross (friends) will only drink crisp refreshing Coke and Diet Coke from now on. The Enterprise will be powered by Sun systems. Maybe instead of the scifi channel logo in the lower right, we'll have a dancing can of Budweiser. The CNN ticker will read, "... tragic crash killing 247, in other news McDonalds is having a sale on Big Macs buy one get one free, get yours now..."

      I would much much rather have additoinal commercials than any of the above.

    2. Re:Backlash? by stripes · · Score: 2
      Consider what might happen if everyone skipped all the ads via Tivo.

      FYI, no one I know with a TiVo (including me) skips all the commercials. I watch some of the VW commercials, some of the chocolate milk ones, and some others I find amusing. Sometimes I watch a few because I'm busy typing on slashdot, or forgot where the remote was, or am busy with the dog.

      Skipping commercials is a big part of what TiVo is useful for, but not the whole thing. Being able to tell it what shows I like best and having it pick up as many as fit in the schedule (including taking into account whether the shows are new or repeats, or schedule changes).

      As nice as watching TV commercial free, it's nicer to be able to sit down and watch a TV show I like no matter what time or day it is (well, unless it has been a rainy weekend, then my TiVo looks pretty bare by Sunday night...).

    3. Re:Backlash? by whovian · · Score: 1

      I was wondering whether someone would mention TiVO, etc. Do they have targeted advertisements on them?

      My impression has been that targeted internet ads don't work (the ubiquitous pop-up ads, for example), partially because it is the wrong medium. Blanket TV ads sort of work because you have a bunch of demographics watching the tube. Companies would get the biggest bang for their buck if they could display targeted advertisements in the proper medium. The obvious solution is to roll advertising into pay-per-view/TiVO/digital cable because you can track user's habits and preferences (cable cookie, anyone?) Are companies doing this already, and if not, when will they realize they should?

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  64. I think if I was a director by Muggins+the+Mad · · Score: 3

    I'd be really pissed off at the amount of screwing around with programs that the TV companies do. I mean, you spend days assembling your film so the story reads just right, the pacing is perfect, and it all hangs together and *feels* right.

    Then some idiot comes along and starts chopping bits out all over the place. If the program would have worked 30 seconds faster, it would have been *made* 30 seconds faster, and had an extra few scenes. Surely?

    - MugginsM

    1. Re:I think if I was a director by Reziac · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is why some films and TV shows have rebroadcast riders that state they CANNOT be further cut. This was originally in response to the common syndicated-cable practice of chopping the beginning and end of each TV segment to allow more commercial time. This is also why you won't see certain shows on syndicated-cable -- they don't allow enough commercials to make the standard profit margin for channels that practice this "trimming".

      Back in the 1960s-70s, the film itself was physically chopped, so once a scene was gone, it was GONE. That's one reason the old ST:TOS were reissued -- not just wear and tear on the old film reels that made 'em look like crap, but also many copies in syndicated circulation had become remarkably truncated.

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    2. Re:I think if I was a director by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >that practice this "trimming".

      Wouldn't "chumming" be a more appropriate description?

  65. Time Compressed by yadung · · Score: 1

    Whenever I watch a movie on FX, it says "Time Compressed" I always assumed that meant they dropped frames. Was I wrong?

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  66. Re:Where's my child-molesting bitch-slapping tivo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YEA!

  67. Restoring Homer by Dan+Crash · · Score: 3, Informative

    Every episode of "The Simpsons" broadcast in syndication has a few scenes cut for insertion of extra commercials. I wouldn't mind if they ran this process on each episode if it meant they were able to give us back those scenes.

    Of course, they'll probably do it anyway just to add *more* commercials, and save the deleted scenes for the DVDs, damn their moneygrubbing souls. Mr. Burns would be proud.

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    1. Re:Restoring Homer by cheesyfru · · Score: 2, Informative

      Slightly off-topic, but for a point of reference, a complete list of what got cut from The Simpsons on the trip from first-run to syndication is available here. I for one agree that this would be a great technology to integrate into Tivo -- I already watch 30-minute shows in 20 minutes, and a lot of shows could be shaved down by a couple more minutes without significant loss.

    2. Re:Restoring Homer by thesolo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Every episode of "The Simpsons" broadcast in syndication has a few scenes cut for insertion of extra commercials. I wouldn't mind if they ran this process on each episode if it meant they were able to give us back those scenes.

      Good luck, but you will most likely never see those scenes in syndication.

      Not only do they cut out several (of the arguably funniest) scenes per episode, but they also fade out to commercials ridiculously early; I mean they don't even allow the scene to properly end. They will literally fade the audio out in mid-sentence of the last line of the scene, so that they can start the commercials earlier.

      If that wasn't enough, they then split-screen the ending credits so that they can show ads on half of the screen! This is especially frustrating since the Simpsons often puts gags in the credits, such as voiceovers, songs, etc., which get completely talked over.

      Then, as the coup de grâce, in each of the 3 scenes, they randomly flash a barely translucent "THE SIMPSONS ON FOX" banner over the top 1/4" of the screen, and they randomly put in promos for other shows over the bottom 1/4" of the screen!

      ...And Fox wonders why so many people are trying to download copies of the original episodes online...

  68. This is not new at all. by mindstrm · · Score: 2

    In fact, it's very common.

    You will see moves on TV that are "Time Compressed".. (they yanked frames to very slightly speed it up).

    Radio does it.. songs play a wee bit faster in order to fit in more commerical time...

    and so on, and so forth.

  69. This has been going on for decades... by Argyle · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Time compression of spots is nothing new. Broadcasters have been doing this for several decades. Clipping out the frames of video isn't the method that had been used in the past.

    The professional grade videotape decks (VTRs) have the ability to play back tapes and variable speed without affecting the video adversely. One VTR plays the tape at a slightly increased speed while the other VTR records it. Viola, a time compressed tape.

    There is the issue of the change in audio pitch due to the playback speed. In some cases where the compression is limited, they simply leave the audio slightly off pitch. In the case where they really crunch the video, they need to use a pitch coverter (traditionally the Lexicon model) to fix the audio.

    Broadcasters are high tech guys that have been hacked television while most computer geeks were still playing Lode Runner on their Apple ][s and Atari 800s...

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    1. Re:This has been going on for decades... by owlorc · · Score: 1

      For what its worth -- the consolidation in radio station ownership has also resulted in much application of technology to cut labor costs even further (DJ's are notoriously underpaid anyway ...).

      I've assisted a radio station set up shop in the basement of my office building -- but once the first was set (an Oldies format station), we quickly added some more digital circuits and a Country station, and a minority talk radio AM outlet. The studio space is trivial relative to the data and content circuits and equipment. Of course the purpose of commercial radio is selling ads, and the Sales Department have two floors of the building, with the windows.

      The Country operation is almost wholly automated during the non-drive-time period -- no-one at all at the console -- probablt a 20 song rotation -- boring as can be. The Oldies operation is just Ads and content rotation - again no operators for most of the time.

      The 'hosts' on the talk station talk sports and politics, and run the levels to cut off unruly callers -- but at least it's live.

    2. Re:This has been going on for decades... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yah, I was thinking something like that was going on. I was watching Fresh Prince of Bel-air on TBS a while back and I could swear they sped up the video when they were walking and there wasnt any dialogue. Or maybe it could be a side affect of too much crack?

  70. I know nothing at all about tv stuff, but.. by superpeach · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wouldn't the people who sell their programs (for whom I cant think of a name for at this time of night) to TV broadcasting companies not like this little bit of technology very much? Would they be able to sue if a TV station used it to modify, although only very slighty, the program which they were meant to air?

    For the viewer there would probably be no noticeable difference unless you closely examined the whole unedited program all the way through beforehand.. but for the big companies selling their shows it seems like it could be another chance to sue someone and get some extra spending money.

    1. Re:I know nothing at all about tv stuff, but.. by sallen · · Score: 1
      For the viewer there would probably be no noticeable difference unless you closely examined the whole unedited program all the way through beforehand.. but for the big companies selling their shows it seems like it could be another chance to sue someone and get some extra spending money.


      I disagree. How would I notice it? The yet another $#@@#$@# commercial. That's why we hardly watch programming, other than news, etc, on broadcast/cable anymore anyway. When it gets bad enough, particularly on cable channels, that the commercials are coming up every 7-8 minutes or so max, there's little continuity left in watching a program... it's no longer worth it.

    2. Re:I know nothing at all about tv stuff, but.. by egeorge · · Score: 1

      I do know that TV studios often include time compression rights in syndication contracts. So once a show has had its first run, they don't care if the stations cut it during reruns (as long as they keep getting those checks).

  71. They aren't pointless at all. by mindstrm · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The Slash summary is just misleading as usual.

    These devices are used in order to compress a program into the right amount of time so you CAN put the required amount of commericals in.

    It's not at *all* a way to 'scam' the consumer into watching more commercials.. just a way to 'shorten' a show so it fits your schedule.

    Canadian stations use this too, you can bet on it.

    1. Re:They aren't pointless at all. by a42 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      It's not at *all* a way to 'scam' the consumer into watching more commercials.. just a way to 'shorten' a show so it fits your schedule.

      Survey says... get real. It is absolutely a device to squeeze more commercials into a given time period. That's why it was made, how it is marketed, why it will be bought. Did you miss the part about the millions of dollars of extra ad revenue?

      I remember from a year or so back (when I used to write closed captioning software) a couple of networks doing someting like this already. (I seem to recall PAX being one of them but wouldn't swear to that.)

      The reason the whole thing sticks in my mind is that dropping frames like this plays hell with caption data and any other VBI data such as Web TV, VCHIP, etc.

    2. Re:They aren't pointless at all. by KFK+-+Wildcat · · Score: 1

      It's not a "required amount" of commercials, it's a maximum amount.

      There is a maximum time of advertisement that a station can show over 30 minutes. I'm sure that's already used to the maximum allowable, so these devices really are pointless up here.

    3. Re:They aren't pointless at all. by parliboy · · Score: 1

      Ummm, no. When a network show gets strip syndicated, just what do you think is the "required" number of commercials? In the other direction (slightly off-topic, but an interesting comparison), GSN, during their overnight schedule, stretches the programs out to 40 minutes instead of time compressing (though they do compress during the day, sometimes very poorly (as in across one segment instead of one program).

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    4. Re:They aren't pointless at all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PAX is funny... What other station would air commercials with bikini clad women for a "Ms America Pageant" or whatever right in the middle of wacko Christian programming? (which, for the record, i was taping for my parents)

    5. Re:They aren't pointless at all. by leuk_he · · Score: 2

      It's not at *all* a way to 'scam' the consumer into watching more commercials.. just a way to 'shorten' a show so it fits your schedule.

      Or shorten the show AND the commercials to fit in just one more commercial. As the article states. and a really doubt if you will notice a shortened commercial at all.

      Now i look different to radio stations that play music 3% faster to make it sound "more hip". (i.e.
      radio538.nl ).

      I am looking forward to the first consumer aparatus that automatically skips all commercials. It should not be that hard to recognize commercials.

    6. Re:They aren't pointless at all. by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Broadcast channels in the U.S. (and apparently in Canada as well) are subject to regulations that set the MAXIMUM minutes of commercials allowed during primetime television; IIRC this is presently 13 or 14 minutes. So they couldn't add more minutes of commercials even if they wanted to. The amount of commercials allowed during other time periods is also limited, but I forget the allowed amount (it's somewhat more than for primetime).

      AFAIK cable-only channels are not so constrained and could indeed add more commercials per hour if they so desired.

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    7. Re:They aren't pointless at all. by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1
      I am looking forward to the first consumer aparatus that automatically skips all commercials. It should not be that hard to recognize commercials.

      Yep. Just look for the sharp jump in audio gain, and you're in commercial. Does anyone else hate this practice? Ever catch yourself talking louder than normal to be heard over the commercials? They should make TVs that detect that jump in gain and auto-mute.. could be a very popular feature. :)

      Guess I'd better get cable TV, so I don't have to watch those annoying ads. Wait a minute, cable has commercials after all! That was just a lie so that people would adopt it. At least the premium channels won't have those annoyances. Opps, now they do!

      And people wonder why I don't watch TV anymore.

      Fuzzy

    8. Re:They aren't pointless at all. by grip · · Score: 1

      Canadian stations use this too, you can bet on it.

      Respectfully, no they don't for the following reason -- we have LAWS in Canada about broadcast length of television shows.

      A show for a 1/2 hour time slot that is produced in Canada is minimum 24 minutes. Which means a maximum of 6 minutes of comercials per half hour. In the US, most shows run about 22 minutes. So when a US show is broadcast on Canadian TV, there is an extra two minutes in which BY LAW the Canadian Networks are NOT ALLOWED TO BROADCAST COMMERCIALS (that they recieve revenue from).

      Most often, that two minutes is taken up by Free Public Service Announcements or Network Promo's for other shows.

      In fact, one of the reasons that Canadians are so well known for short films is because often if a movie cannot fit nicely into a number divisible by 24, that extra time, that in the US would go to commercials, is filled by a short film.

      This is less common than it once was, but ask any Canadian (over 25) what office was located at 56 Sparks Street, Ottawa -- or play the music/loon call of "Hinterland Who's Who" OR ask them "Who goes burling down and round white water?" and they will attest to what I have written above.

      Cheers,
      Grip

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    9. Re:They aren't pointless at all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can we have these devices for sports shows or long boring special news so that they don't interrupt regular programmings ?

    10. Re:They aren't pointless at all. by mindstrm · · Score: 2

      Yes.. understood.
      That doesn't change the point of the device...

      To make a film shorter to fit in the right amount of time.

      What if the yhave a 25 minute show they want to show in 24 minutes? Use this device.

      Tada

    11. Re:They aren't pointless at all. by grip · · Score: 1

      Agreed. It can shorten a 25 minute show to 24 minutes to get the full alottment of commercials -- however it would more likely be a 100 minute movie to 96 minutes to get the full 24 minutes of commercials ... Or Global, CTV, A-channel, CBC, etc could all save $90,000US ($150,000 CAD) and just cut a scene from the movie -- same results less cost.

      Also remember, Canadian Networks are more likely to need to fill 2 minutes than to cut 2 minutes because we get programming already formatted for American Network 22 minute schedules. Why spend 150K on something that won't make you any money?

      How about this -- I will ask the CBC if they are using this technology.

      Cheers,
      Colin

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  72. Sick of paying for commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lemme get this straight .. they raise the price of cable so they can show us more commercials.

    That's just about as good as all the commercials we now get to watch at movie theatre's.

    genius!

    I would love it if tv in NA was more like a lot of europe. No commercials (sometimes 1 1-2 min break) during the program, and the rest get shown at the end. So nice! You get to watch the show without interruption, and you still see the commercials. Or, if you actually need to check e-mail you have time.

    ... sigh ... i'm tired of all the ad's EVERYWHERE I LOOK.

  73. A couple of years ago by Muggins+the+Mad · · Score: 2

    I realised I wasn't watching TV much any more. I paid a little more attention and realised that when the ads came on, I'd get up to go and do something else, and rarely remembered to come back. I think that's when the ad/program ratio crossed my magic point.

    And, I haven't really missed it.

    Sure, I still watch some shows, (Buffy, Time Team, etc) but it takes a conscious effort to remember to come back in time to catch the next bit of program.

    I guess I must be fairly unique in this, since if everyone did it, the TV stations would have to start actually showing *content* again.

    I'm in NZ, and the ads still take up less time than in other places - I've occasionally had a tape sent over to me from the US, and found it completely unwatcheable from all the channel promos, ads, screwing around with episodes, etc. I have trouble understanding why the Americans are so addicted to TV as a nation - perhaps it's similar to the cocaine addict who doesn't realise he's getting 95% talcum powder nowadays, just that he needs to buy more and more for it to work.

    - MugginsM

    1. Re:A couple of years ago by Byter · · Score: 1

      Actually, when I came over from the USA to NZ, it seemed like the ad breaks were MUCH longer, but much less frequent as well. (Probably from the British "End of Part One" "End of Part Two" mentality.)

      The weird ones are at night...especially on two..where a commercial break is VERY short...maybe one or two commericals, and at least one of them is for a "Meeting" or "Gossip" phone line (used to be the domain of the "Come on callers, join the party!" commercials.

      The ad breaks in NZ are more noticible because of the break bumpers that they add on. Most people in the USA don't realize that they're in an advert break until most of the first advert has passed.

      (OT: A certain person (not you) should realize that a ban based primarily on association for over 3 years now is *beyond* childish :P)

  74. Reminds of good old days in Hong Kong by shri · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The cinemas in Hong Kong would run the western movies at about 22-24 frames/second to speed up the movies. They would also cut out scenes where there was a lot of "dialog". God forbid anyone would really want to listen to the movie. :)

    1. Re:Reminds of good old days in Hong Kong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Film runs at 24 frames per second. If they showed it at 22 fps, they would be slowing it down.

      And just for the sake of coverage...

      US television runs at 30 fps (really, 60 interlaced frames), and European television runs at 25 fps (50 interlaced frames).

      However, I have heard of at least one Asian country removing all the musical numbers from The Sound of Music, due to its length.

    2. Re:Reminds of good old days in Hong Kong by shri · · Score: 1

      Oops .. assumed it ran at 20fps. They sped up the framerate by about 10%. James Earl Jones sounded squeaky. :)

    3. Re:Reminds of good old days in Hong Kong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how many decades ago are you talking about?

    4. Re:Reminds of good old days in Hong Kong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, I have heard of at least one Asian country removing all the musical numbers from The Sound of Music, due to its length.

      Well, that makes sense. The movie has such an interesting plot if you get rid of all those silly scenes with the dancing and singing.

    5. Re:Reminds of good old days in Hong Kong by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • The cinemas in Hong Kong would run the western movies at about 22-24 frames/second to speed up the movies

      Your Bulemic Frog Style arithmetic is weak! My Petulant Budgerigar Style arithmetic will defeat you! (and so on)

      US movies are made at 24fps. To speed them up you have to show them at more than 24fps, not less. For example, UK spec PAL runs at 25fps (matches 50Hz AC current and TV refresh better) and so movies are typically 96% of the US run time.

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    6. Re:Reminds of good old days in Hong Kong by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 3, Funny

      Reminds me of the theater owner in Seoul who thought "The Sound Of Music" ran too long, so he shortened it by cutting all the songs. :)

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  75. Re:I admit it by New+Movie+Troll · · Score: 0

    but do you use Linux? If not, you're just a wannabe f4gg0r.

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  76. You are the product...And you taste like chicken. by deacon · · Score: 5, Informative
    The viewer of TV is the product being delivered.

    The harvester and packager of the product is the huge machine which keeps the TV screen saturated with images targeted to specific groups.

    The consumer of this product is the advertiser.

    As long as you keep that in mind, all of this makes perfect sense.

    The TV isn't on for YOU. It's on for them.

  77. Re:Television Subscription service? or Spam servic by sparrow_hawk · · Score: 1

    why can't I have the option to pay a little bit extra for no commercials I think it's called PBS...

  78. Spending IS NOT proportional to ads seen! by sdo1 · · Score: 2

    I guess it's because I'm not in "advertising", but I don't understand how advertisers think that more is better. I, and I'd imagine most others, have a fixed amount of money to spend on things. How much money I spend IS NOT proportional to the number of ads that I see.

    This is the reason that I don't understand the complaints that advertisers have with TiVo-like devices... it's as if they think I'll spend more money if I see more ads... and that's just not the case.

    Advertisers are just going to have to do better at being that one ad that "sticks" in my mind.

    -S

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  79. this is an old practice by ywwg · · Score: 2

    Often editors will go through a movie, or show, or commercial, and shave frames to the point where everything is still intelligible. It's not called "time trimming," it's called "frame fucking."

  80. So.. by Paul+E.+Loeb · · Score: 1

    I suppose this will upset the producers of our fine television shows. Image Matt Groening filing a lawsuit for 30 seconds of more Simpson fun!

  81. Would be useful if controlled by viewers by sunhou · · Score: 1

    I don't watch much TV "live" any more, I tape most of it, and watch it later, skipping commercials (except ones which look interesting). (Yeah, I should get a Tivo.) Anyway, I'm used to being able to watch 30-minute programs in about 21 or 22 minutes, and 1-hour shows in about 43 minutes. For some shows (lighter fluff like "Friends"), I wouldn't mind being able to speed it up another couple of minutes. (With other shows, of course, I'd want them just as they were originally, sans commercials.)

    The difference is, I wanna be the one with my hand on the time-dilation dial, not the networks.

  82. pretty old story by ndevice · · Score: 1

    first techtv writes it on the 23rd, then abcnews (mind the ads, here...) gets it from them on the 24th, and now slashdot 3 days after even that.

  83. Sometimes obvious by Viadd · · Score: 2
    I have seen shows where this has obviously been done. The particular movie I remember was 'Starship Troopers'. Vast ponderously moving spaceships, except that every second or so they jerked forward about a tenth of a second's worth.

    Not that it was a bad thing to get that stinker over faster.

    This feature would be a great addition to Tivo, with a speed control on the remote to let you adjust the pace of a show. If the writers only had 17 minutes of script to fill the 23 minutes of a sitcom (sans commercials and credits), then speeding it up would give you the ability to compensate for the director's instructions to slow the dialogue and extend the laugh tracks.

    Most shows could be watched in half the airtime, leaving more of our precious lifetimes to read /.

  84. Why use the saved frames for adverts? by TenPin22 · · Score: 1

    When you could splice in some... Tyler Durden.

  85. Too freakin' many commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've decided to just about completely quit watching TV anymore. The program time to commercial time ratio just sucks. Our local cable TV is Times-Warner and I've been timing this ratio and over the vast majority of all channels except the premium movie channels, it goes like this: 8 minutes of the program followed by 4 to 5 minutes of commercials, another 8 minutes of program followed by 4 to 5 minutes of commercials, etc, etc, etc. Hell, even the infomercials are now getting this treatment... no more that 8 minute segments of program material followed by at least 4 minutes of spot ads. Blechhhhh!!!!

  86. Re:I admit it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use ANUX.

    It is a full Linux distribution... Up your ass!

  87. Way around this? by jquirke · · Score: 1

    Perhaps TV shows can add random, unnoticable artifacts to the video to prevent this device from working? (the artifacts mean frames are no longer duplicate).

    --jquirke

  88. The Simpsons by justinstreufert · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know if Fox uses this on Simpsons in syndication?

    There seems to be some weird artifacts on many of these. About 1.5 times a second, the whole screen appears to shift slightly. It's like one of the interlaced fields is dominant and then it flips.

    This is really annoying to me, and I have seen it on multiple TVs. It might happen on other shows, but it is very noticable in animation.

    Anyone?
    Justin

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  89. Audio Synchronization? by SiIverFish · · Score: 1

    Since this device is cutting frames to make the program shorter, what will happen with the audio? How will they get the audio to sync up to the video if some of the video is missing. If they cut out 30 seconds of video from a program, then by the end of the show wouldn't the audio be 30 off? American shows would start to look like old, poorly dubbed Jackie Chan movies.

    1. Re:Audio Synchronization? by Mulletroll · · Score: 1

      Audio can be stretched or shortened in the same way, without affecting the pitch. It's called "time stretch" or something like that. I assume this product also makes the audio shorter to match.

    2. Re:Audio Synchronization? by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      Since this device is cutting frames to make the program shorter, what will happen with the audio? How will they get the audio to sync up to the video if some of the video is missing. If they cut out 30 seconds of video from a program, then by the end of the show wouldn't the audio be 30 off?

      Same way we used to do it in the cinema when you had a missing frame. If you stick a triangular piece of masking tape over the splice the audience never realises that it was there. The triangle causes the sound levels to be faded to zero and back again in an instant (well probably 1/100th sec).

      The human ear can't detect that sort of thing because at the end of the day its actually doing a mechanical version of a fourier transform on the audio signal and drop-outs of that sort don't carry too well.

      If you start doing the trick too often there is a significant chance that you miss soething important. Imagine listening to the 1812 overture with random pieces missing, so you don't hear the canon shot etc.

      It is possible that they use some other sort of interpolation to smooth over the lost time but then you start to lose the sync between the actors lips and the sound track and it will start to look like Jackie Chan.

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  90. Reminds me of "Fight Club"... by NOT-2-QUICK · · Score: 1

    Though this 'Digital Time Machine' technology allows for the complete opposite type of activity, reading this article immediately reminded me of the scene from 'Fight Club' in which Tyler Durden painstakingly "splices single frames of pornography into otherwise innocuous family-films..."

    "So, when the snooty cat and the courageous dog meet in reel three, that's when you'll catch Tyler's contribution."

    While I suppose this practice of trimming frames to facilitate the creation of additional advertisement time is a bit less immoral than Tyler's pursuits, I don't find it to be any more forthright or any less dubious in nature!

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    1. Re:Reminds me of "Fight Club"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, totally. I personally think that Bush's "pretzel" story was a fabrication. The real secret to his facial bruising was that he is secretly in a fight club, and Janet Reno beat him up.

  91. Could be worse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The could start using that embedded flash crap that shows up on yahoo and other sites that covers your screen. Or possibly a PiP window with just video commercials.

  92. Re:I admit it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh yeah, I also surf "FrestMeat" daily.

  93. good god - did anyone check their site??! by bdavenport · · Score: 2

    this is the ugliest site i have seen in a while...and all this is from the company that sells a $90k device to TV stations?

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  94. Nice troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously none of those liberal talk show hosts would ever do anything like this.

    1. Re:Nice troll by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      Liberal talk show hosts? What liberal talk show hosts?

  95. If this were applied to books... by martyb · · Score: 1

    If this were applied to books, and I could have superfluous adjectives removed, then maybe I would only need a couple hours to read a Robert Jordan novel! ;^)

    But seriously, I had a class in college where the more book reports I wrote, the better my grade. I already had a "C" in the class, so I put it off until the end and had my final exams behind me. Then I grabbed the first book, and read the first sentence of the first paragraph on the right-hand page. Remember that a good writer introduces a paragraph with a "Topic Sentence". This was just taking advantage of that. There were a few parts which caught my interest as I was flipping through, and I read the surrounding pages in depth. Voila! I had the context of the entire book, and details on several specifics. Another hour later and I had written my first report. By the time the night was through, I'd brought my grade from a "C" to an "A"!

    The flip side of this high-content bandwidth is sensory overload. I'm already running into this with the increasing onslaught of advertisements. I recall a time when the only ads were in newspapers, on the radio or TV, or on billboards. Maybe that's why I so enjoy taking a walk in the woods or relaxing on a beach away from all the noise and confusion.

    1. Re:If this were applied to books... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with genetics maybe someday we can have forests where the trees on their bark grow the message "this tree brought to you by exxon".

    2. Re:If this were applied to books... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      You ever see a 'Reader's Digest Condensed Novel?'

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  96. Another Pointless device in Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The remote control is also kind of pointless when you only have one channel.

    In England, the BBC operates how many? Three channels? Most Americans with basic cable get 40-50 channels and don't have to pay an extra tax for their TVs. Then, I just get a Tivo and fast forward through the commercials.

    God bless America!

    1. Re:Another Pointless device in Canada by Ami+Ganguli · · Score: 2

      The BBC may have only a few channels, but they're actually interesting quality television. I've seen American T.V. and out of the 40 or 50 channels there's less material that's actually interesting to watch.

      On top of that, there's a lot of stuff available through cable and sattelite if you really want more channels. Most of the watchable American prime-time shows are available (including some un-watchable shows like Survivor).

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    2. Re:Another Pointless device in Canada by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      FYI retard, the BBC operates FIVE national TV channels and one international, FIVE national, TWENTY THREE local and one international radio channels and one hell of a good website. In addition to these, the BBC's commercial arm has a co-venture called UK TV which runs another FIVE TV channels. Again, FYI the UK limit on commercial time is less than 15mins per hour, 3 breaks per hour max, and most Brits with digital terrestrial (around 2 million), digital satellite (around 6 million) or cable (around 4 million) TV can receive around 35 channels plus on-demand. The American system is an unregulated shambles by comparison.

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    3. Re:Another Pointless device in Canada by Big+Dogs+Cock · · Score: 1

      Yup - the BBC is actually pretty damn good (especially Radio 4).

      On the commercial TV side, I think they upped the number/time of commercials allowed in exchange for ITV putting the News at Ten back. Notice how and hour-long Millionaire used to have 3 breaks and now has 4.

      The times I've been to the USA, I've found the TV totally unwatchable due to the sheer amount of commercials. I remember one evening trying to watch an old Morse episode on some channel (thinking - "blimey, this is a bit heavy for the yanks") and they managed to pack half an episode into 2 hours. For those who don't know, one episode is two hours in the UK - and that's with commercials.

      Frankly, the idea of even more commercials (on US TV) and less programming is insane.

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    4. Re:Another Pointless device in Canada by markyd · · Score: 1

      In order to show that Americans don't know anything about anything that isn't within their borders (and they don't know much full-stop):

      • We have just as many channels as you, on digital satellite and cable tv
      • The BBC operates two free terrestrial analogue channels
      • It also operates loads of other chanels (see the previous post
      • The BBC don't show commercials
      • American TV is crap by comparison
  97. How would we ever notice? by drxyzzy · · Score: 0, Troll

    TV is for nursing homes and coma wards. If you are blessed with more cortical activity than a salad bar, turn off the tube and go do something useful.

  98. Re:The Four-S System Revealed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMG, that Linux penquine is SO CUTE!!!! I COULD JUST GOBBLE IT RIGHT UP!!!! thank you newmovie toll for explainig why nonoe of my submiessions get posted!111 I knew those slashydots were up to no good.

  99. Too many commercials leads to bad advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you look at the current trends more and more advertising is being thrust at us. Add this and Cable/sattalite TV with 100 demographicly differenciated channels and they both are running ads they sell on top of ads that are sold by the broadcasting stations so the broadcast ads aren't even being seen. You'll see the real problem that is going to crop up in the not too distant future. It's only a matter or time when enought comsumer backlash builds up and people just aren't interested in watching 20 minutes of a show with 10 minutes of ads for every half hour show. We aren't far from that right now. I think the current ratio is 22/8 or worse. The content of the shows will also deminish in quality and just not interest viewers anymore. People are also spending more in front of the computer and not watching tv or only watching during the content and not the ads. Ads are and will in the future become less and less effective. Tivo and DVR will make this matter even worse because you won't even see the ads(dependant on lawsuits). :)

    What does this add up to? In the next 5-6 years tv will go to crap with minimal budget shows with only 70% content and 30% ads(at best). Over the next few years you'll see tons of ads that are "Get in your face." The number of ads you will see will increase dramaticly as will your tendancy to forget nearly all of them, no matter how good they are just because you see so many. Then there will be a period of change. What that change is I don't know. It depends on future technologies (UWB? hehehe), lawsuits and how much they pay politicians to enact laws that are beneficial to them.

    I don't think we are seening the beginning of the end of TV, but it there will be a radical change in the next few years.

  100. Re:Where's my time-compressing pitch-shifting tivo by liposuction · · Score: 0

    Did Dave Sim do Cerebus?

    Hmm...

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  101. Re:I admit it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try this sig instead...

    Lord of the Rings! One ring to rule them all!

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  103. My solution to commercials by khuber · · Score: 2
    I stopped watching television regularly several years ago. I go for months without it. I'm sure part of it is that I have a hard time just sitting there, though I do enjoy watching movies.

    I haven't noticed any decrease in my ability to attract beautiful buxom blondes with my beverage choice or to buy the toys and clothes that will make my children love me. Okay, I don't have any blonde friends or children, but I didn't before either...

    -Kevin

  104. Ads by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

    IMHO, there aren't enough ads on tv. What we as a consumer society needs are more ads and less entertainment. I yearn for the days when the advertisement is interrupted by 30 seconds of entertainment.

    -

  105. Don't just tell us, tell TiVo by Tim+Macinta · · Score: 3, Informative
    This is only vaguely on topic, but what I don't understand is why no PVR maker offers this feature

    Yes! This would be an excellent feature. Please request this from TiVo - they are asking for feature suggestions. I requested this very feature a few months ago, and if enough people chime in with the same request it might just catch their attention.

    To answer your question, my guess is that no PVRs offer this feature simply because PVRs have only been around for a relatively short amount of time and they just haven't had enough time to add all the features that somebody would want yet.

  106. Physics? by Nohbdy001 · · Score: 1
    "I actually did study Einstein," said Bill Hendershot, an Emmy-winning co-creator of the technology and founder of Prime Image. He's a physicist by education, so the concept of "time manipulation" is nothing new to him.


    Since when does randomly removing frames from a film involve physics or Einstein? They aren't slowing down time or anything here.
  107. It is noticeable by copyconstructor · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I've noticed this since at least Sept 9, 1999 - see this rec.arts.tv posting:

    What's going on? Are they removing frames?

    I've even started noticing it on video rentals.

    Since it seems this doesn't bother too many people other than myself, I guess the networks will get even more brazen in the future. Who knows what else they'll come up with to sacrifice quality for a few more bucks. Oh well, I suppose it's had a good effect for me personally in that I don't watch TV any more because of it, but I sure do miss it sometimes.

  108. Commercial? What's that? by ratajik · · Score: 1

    Wow, people actually watch commercials still? Don't they know about TIVO???

    :)

  109. Re:I admit it by New+Movie+Troll · · Score: 0

    I beat my meat several times daily.

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  110. Why the hell are there ads in the first place? by beefstu01 · · Score: 1

    No- really, think about it

    Ads are perfect for radio and public television, because there aren't subscription fees. I myself, however, pay about $30/mo for basic cable service to my house, and if I wanted the whole shebang, I'd be paying upwards of $50-$60/mo. Now lets do some math-

    Time Warner-12.7 million subscribers
    Directv-10.7 million subscribers
    Dish Networks-Around 5.5 million subscribers
    Total (selected companies)-28.9 million subscribers

    Now, if we are conservative and say that your average joe only pays $35/mo, then that means that the cash flow into the TV business is about 1.01 billion dollars. In reality, this number is much higher (I'm guessing around 5-6 billion in income per month), because there are more subscribers (I only know of three providers off the top of my head, and I live in the north east), and these subscribers pay a larger fee for their service (about $40-$60). Now, with that much money going into the programming biz each month, do we need commercials?

    Maby I should put it this way- I sure as hell don't pay $30/mo to watch commercials half the damn time. Cable should be free if we're forced to watch commercials.

  111. Remove Redundant Data in the stream by 3ryon · · Score: 2

    I am looking forward to 30 minute baseball games this spring! Wait, does that mean that there will be 2 1/2 hours of commercials per game?

  112. Done with radio already? by jsimon12 · · Score: 1

    Hasn't this been done with radio for quite some time? Some stations play songs or whatever slightly faster then normal in order to add a couple more commercials throughout the day. There are a couple here in Dallas that I know do it, takes a keen ear to tell, because is the engineer at the station isn't good the pitch will either be higher or the tempo of the songs is just a little off.

  113. television by Low+Key · · Score: 1

    Who really needs television anyway? I've got Slashdot and plenty of other entertainment (read porn) right here on the internet.

    Usually if I do watch TV, I've got my laptop there too so I can browse during the commercials, so it really doesn't bother me if they add one more.

  114. Who cares ... what is TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This only effects the losers that still spend half of their productive free time bolted in front of the tube.
    If you are stuck infront of the tube then you deserve what you get! Enjoy the tube!

    jesus

  115. Rock On Canucks & Why HDTV then? by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

    That sweet. Protect your brain, and respect your Nation. TO me, whats the point of HDTV if their gonna drop the frames below the current 29.9fps???

    1. Re:Rock On Canucks & Why HDTV then? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm, dude, HDTV isn't Quake. If framerate was everything, movies still wouldn't be 24fps.

    2. Re:Rock On Canucks & Why HDTV then? by J.+Random+Software · · Score: 1

      Movies can get away with 24fps because shooting on film provides motion blur automatically. Sharp-edged objects can't move convincingly unless you're actually shown the intermediate steps quickly enough that your own eye blurs them together. There's even been noise for a while about having high-performance video cards render several entire frames just so they can be blended down to your monitor's refresh rate.

    3. Re:Rock On Canucks & Why HDTV then? by dnoyeb · · Score: 0

      Uhm, dude, HDTV isn't Quake. If framerate was everything, movies still wouldn't be 24fps. OK, then YOU tell me the point of HDTV? Up the resolution but drop the FPS? The effect will be the same, lower quality. Seems as if the number of pixels sent to your TV in a second is not going up, if they do this, its going down.

  116. more commercials 1990 - 1997 and 2002 by arazor · · Score: 1

    I was watching the Twin Peaks season 1 episodes on dvd last week I noticed they averaged 48-49 minutes while the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episodes average 42-43 minutes. Twin Peaks aired in 1990 and Buffy in 1997 so in the course of 7 years or so tv shows they have cut out 6 minutes of content for more commercials. And now in 2002 we will lose another 30 seconds of content per half hour sigh...

  117. Great... by OS24Ever · · Score: 2

    ...so now my TV is going to look like a 56k modem real player connection before too long. 20 Frames? nah, they only need 7!

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  118. Re:preach on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Luckily theres alt.binaries.futurama

    Pan rocks! I love how it finds all of the file pieces and puts them together.

  119. Is this really that new? by Klowner · · Score: 1

    Seems almost a year ago someone at work ( I work for a local fox news show) was talking about similar technology, except it actually played the show at a slightly higher speed, and lowered the pitch of the sound to compensate. It was enough to make the show significantly shorter, yet people didn't notice the small speed increase.

    But since TV only displays at a certain FPS, I suppose this method might actually "drop" a frame here and there.. I'm really not sure.

    Although, I wish I could do this with our news show, possibly run it twice the speed so I could go home early... But I can't, live tv sucks.

    Klowner

    1. Re:Is this really that new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many years ago (10 or so) the CBS affiliate in my hometown had a really BAD early version of this technology, that didn't look for duplicate frames, just removed one frame out of every X frames. They used it to show more commercials during their re-runs of the Cosby Show. I was about 12 at the time, but I noticed it and thought, what the ^&(^%! How did Heathcliff get from here to there so quickly, it's like he warped across the room while in midair!

      Ugly Ugly Ugly.

      If we're resigned to the fact that television stations will always edit content to squeeze in more commercials, this is probably better than that, or than editing out whole scenes, but I still think it stinks. The one in-built problem with advertising is that there is a potentially infinite amount of it and once you (as a station) become dependent on it, you can't go back. How long do you think it will be before station managers realise that if they show movies widescreen they can put ads in the black space at the top and bottom of the image? And with Digital TV, they can show reruns of old analog TV shows at full resolution in a 1/2 size window on the screen surrounded by advertising. Am I going to have to get out the scotch tape and construction paper? Or no...they'll make the window slowly drift around on the screen amongst the ads!

      Next thing you know in order to afford to pay my rent and insurance premiums I'll have to have an ultrathin screen TV implanted in my eye-lids that flashes messages at me when I close my eyes. "Having trouble sleeping?"

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  120. David Brin's Earth by loucura! · · Score: 1

    I think the science fiction novel you're refering to is David Brin's Earth. It's a good book... from the site, it appears that there might be a movie based upon it.

    He also wrote the The Postman, which we all know was a horrendous movie, the book was better, though.

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  121. They should timecute everything by Gord888 · · Score: 1

    Making time from cutting frames shouldn't be a bid deal. I think advertisers should shutup and let everything be cut, including ads. Just think how much more useless information you could absorb from TV if everything were cut. It would be escpecially great on education films so students don't drown in a sea of their own drool.

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  122. OT: Question about slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do -1 posts not get archived? that sucks, a lot of my classics are missing

  123. They're trying to SPAM us with ads by dh003i · · Score: 1, Troll

    This is just great...now, we have sacraficed video quality and have to put up with just that many more ads. What really tees me off is we pay alotta money for DigitalTV and we still get ads on the DigitalTV channels -- even the 5 HBO channels. What a rip.

    Pretty soon, they'll be saying, "We now interrupt your regularly scheduled ad to go to a program". Or, "We now interrupt your adomercial for some ads".

    We need to go back to the days before the radio waves were controlled by the FCC...no control at all...there'd be no ads, and diverse viewpoints would get out. Access to particular frequencies would be determined by a LAN-like system...if two people requested the same frequency at the same time, their machines would each resend the request after a random time interval...whoever got it first would go.

    1. Re:They're trying to SPAM us with ads by Graymalkin · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      That's one of the dumbest proposals I've ever seen on slashdot. If there's no way for somebody to secure rights to a frequency in a given region then I'm going to stick up an antenna so powerful nobody in a 100 mile radius is going to be able to broadcast on any of the frequencies I do. There'd be no ads and no programming because without ads noone could afford to broadcast anything. Unless of course you only cared what the top 10% of the population had to say. Oh yeah, being a devoted internet devotee right now you only care what the top 30% of people have to say anyhow. Good job dude.

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    2. Re:They're trying to SPAM us with ads by ZxCv · · Score: 2

      Who the hell mod'd this Funny? I haven't seen a more deserving Troll since I turned off viewing of Anon Cow posts.

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  124. Another technique by neema · · Score: 2

    Not described is another technique to make commercials more affective on watchers: make the shows fucking shit so commercials are a god send.

  125. Howie Re:So what's wrong with this? by Electronic_castaway · · Score: 0

    Isn't that the muscle guy that sells stuff for Radio Shack? Doesn't he play the Tick? Talk about living the part....

    1. Re:Howie Re:So what's wrong with this? by bryan1945 · · Score: 2

      Yes, that is Howie Long, an ex-football player who played defensive end for the Raiders. No, he doesn't play the Tick. That is played by Robert Walburn(?), otherwise known as Puddy(?) from Seinfeld. Howie also was in the forgetable films _Broken Arrow_ and _Firestorm_.

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    2. Re:Howie Re:So what's wrong with this? by Majik+Sznak · · Score: 1

      The Tick (live action) is played by Patrick Warburton, in case you wanted to know for sure.

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    3. Re:Howie Re:So what's wrong with this? by MaufTarkie · · Score: 1

      Was played. They cancelled the show, remember?

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  126. even more evil? by quarter · · Score: 1

    Here is my idea, remember it well so you can dispute patents later.

    Every station overlays shows these days with their logo in the bottom right.

    Sell advertising overlays.

    Imagine how much Coca-cola would pay to have their logo in the top right of your screen during the super bowl.

    Its just so simple and obvious...there must be some catch somewhere or someone would already be doing it.

    1. Re:even more evil? by J.+Random+Software · · Score: 1

      Wasn't there some recent televised event where the broadcaster edited the live video to replace a logo on a real billboard with their own or a sponsor's?

    2. Re:even more evil? by Rubbersoul · · Score: 1

      I do not the case you are refering to, however I know it is not uncommon for stadius to put up a "blue screen" some were that the camera will be often during an event. They can then use this spot to rotate commercials during said event ... not a bad idea in my opinion because lets face it they have to make money too.

      Cutting out content however, no matter how small the content is, could be a very mad road to start going down however.

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    3. Re:even more evil? by J.+Random+Software · · Score: 1

      Found it: On CBS News, Some of What You See Isn't There. They seem to think it's okay as long as they don't replace anything newsworthy (the Astrovision in Times Square obviously doesn't count, probably because NBC is paying for that).

  127. That vast, sucking sound... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is the sound of viewers abandoning network television in droves, for this same exact type of behavior.

    Keep it up, I'm sure the remaining half-dozen viewers won't mind.

  128. Paramount has been hacking ST to bits for years by mlafranc · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Well here is the Evidence

    Paramount has been playing all sorts of tricks with the UPN Voyager and Enterprise feeds at least since Mid to Late 1999, It's old news to me.

    The interesting thing here is that the Enterprise Feeds sent to Canada, on Telstar 5 TP 16 for broadcast say on A-Channel don't have this

    What we know is that this is lucurative, and people who can't compare the two will not know what it is that they are missing.

    I suppose that these people will have to get a new name.

  129. Commercials are the PURPOSE of TV by anomaly · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The purpose of the TV medium is to park your eyeballs on commercials so that you will buy the products. From the pov of the TV folks, the shows are incidental.

    Unfortunately, you the viewer have demonstrated an unfortunate reluctance to immerse yourself in 30-120 minute blocks of advertisements.

    Until such time as TV producers find a way to convince you to do that, you can expect them to do as much as is technically possible to add commercials until you get frustrated and stop watching TV.

    The networks don't care whether you like the content of the programs. They only care whether you will watch the programs enough that a certain percentage of you see and or hear the advertisements.

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    1. Re:Commercials are the PURPOSE of TV by FFFish · · Score: 2

      "Unfortunately, you the viewer have demonstrated an unfortunate reluctance to immerse yourself in 30-120 minute blocks of advertisements."

      Er, no. There are many people who are willing to do exactly that. Hence Infomercials, The Shopping Channel, and Ron Popeil. And the damndest thing is... it works! The crap that those programs sell sells like freakin' hotcakes!

      I believe the old adage "You can never overestimate the stupidity of the American public " would have to apply here.

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    2. Re:Commercials are the PURPOSE of TV by ahem · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately, you the viewer have demonstrated an unfortunate reluctance to immerse yourself in 30-120 minute blocks of advertisements.

      But what about Sammy Jenkis?

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    3. Re:Commercials are the PURPOSE of TV by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

      Heh, but I fooled 'em! I don't *have* a TV. No, I get all my ads from Slashdot and ezboard.com...

  130. Sounds like porn... by coyote-san · · Score: 2

    Cutting out scenes where there was a lot of "dialog"... sounds like most porn. The logical extreme isn't just compilation tapes, it's the "cumshot" compilation tape.

    Is this what we have to look forward to in mainstream TV in a few years? The average half hour comedy will be reduced to a few punchlines - "Grace, is that a garbage sack?" "It was the FISH!", and the average hour drama will be a "bang!" "You're under arrest." "But my brother was in Brooklyn!" "Guilty".

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    1. Re:Sounds like porn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm telling you, all modern big businesses all are evolving into enterprises where you sign up for a subscription and pay them a certain amount per month whether you use/watch their product or not. It allows a stable consistent revenue stream and keeps them in business. They're not particularly concerned with whether you're entertained or not as long as you pay your fee. When all the big media companies converge into OmniMediaCorp you will just be able to have the Media Tax removed from your paycheck directly each pay period and sent directly to OmniHollywood.

  131. So, what if you ran this on the commercials too? by RedMage · · Score: 1

    I mean, if it works on the program, why not snip a few frames from the ads too? Maybe you could squeeze in a 15 sec slot in there somewhere? If you really want to get nasty, you can place continous ads in place of the network logos that have become so annoying. Just fade them in and out... (Ooops, shouldn't even joke about that!)

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  132. I like the idea. by e_n_d_o · · Score: 2

    It means I'll now be able to watch a 30 minute program recorded on my Tivo in 21 minutes and 30 seconds instead of 22 minutes.

    Asssuming I watch on average 30 minutes of TV a day, this means I could have an extra three hours of time per year. Thats enough time to make another 36 karma-whoring, irrelevant and offtopic posts like this one to Slashdot.

  133. Video Timing by hanway · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's funny to hear some people's reactions as if this is the first time anyone has disturbed the pristine timing of their television shows.

    Consider all theatrical releases and most high-budget television drama that's shot on 24fps film: when shown at 30fps NTSC, it goes through 3:2 pulldown, which out of necessity assigns a varying number of video fields to each frame. Oddly enough, the resulting effect gives the material a "film look" that is usually considered a good thing. In fact, some processes exist that attempt to give a similar look to shows that are shot on video.

    And when the same 24fps film is broadcast in a PAL country at 25fps, all the broadcaster usually does is just speed up the film! That's much more drastic than removing selected frames, yet does playing the film 4% faster destroy it's dramatic value? Probably not, although it seems like musicals would suffer.

    1. Re:Video Timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As you confirm, it is the first time someone has disturbed the pristine timing of television shows in North America.

      The 3:2 pulldown keeps the same timing (apart from the fact that NTSC is actually 29.97 fps), so this speed increase by 1/60 is actually new to Americans.

      And European viewers had to protest about the 4% speed increase when films started appearing spoiled on TV many years ago. Too bad they didn't.

    2. Re:Video Timing by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      Ah, but 3:2 is constant and known, and can be fixed with a wide variety of methods. And Pal winds up moving the pitch of the soundtrack up a semitone, I believe. Might only be a quartertone, but it's enough to notice. Of course, some things wind up getting pitch corrected.

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    3. Re:Video Timing by hanway · · Score: 2
      As you confirm, it is the first time someone has disturbed the pristine timing of television shows in North America.

      Actually it's not. Some film material might have been posted in Europe at 25fps, with the intent of slowing it down to 24 for showing in America.

  134. If the Mod has seen this movie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...then I'll get a +5, Funny. Otherwise, 0 or 1.

    Why not take all the 200 millisecond frames that are cut and splice them together for one 30-second "Megacommercial" at the end of the show, like at the end of the great movie Cinema Paradiso!

  135. This is horrible for people who capture shows by stickb0y · · Score: 1

    For people who use capture cards and record shows on their computers, things like this can be really annoying.

    I capture shows for personal use, not to pirate, but to have a copy that I can watch at my leisure when I want. For example, some of the recent live-action Tick episodes have been pretty good, but will I ever get to see them again once Fox takes the show off the air? Dubious.

    VHS is no good, because the quality gradually degrades. So I make digital captures.

    Unfortunately, I'm kind of a purist, and missing frames would bug the hell out of me. Even worse, a lot of shows nowadays are recorded on film and telecined. Performing an inverse-telecine operation to reconstruct the progressive frames is easy if there's a consistent telecine pattern throughout the show; otherwise I have to rely on imperfect adaptive IVTC algorithms or do a lot of manual tweaking. It already gives me a headache; I doubt that a telecine pattern that shifts once a second is going to make the process any easier.

    Of course, it's in the content providers' best interests to discourage people like me from capturing shows in the first place. Oh well.

  136. commercials are good but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    another good intent for the "time machine" was to compress movies to fit in allocated time slots. ie-> trim a > 2 hour movie down to 2 hours.

  137. To compare this to radio... by cnladd · · Score: 1

    I look at this as being somewhat similar (though not nearly as bad) as what several radio stations have been doing lately. Several stations in my area currently use a song's intro to continue talking or, increasingly, air additional advertisements or continue airing a lengthy one. To make matters worse, you can still hear the song's intro in the background.

    I understand the importance of commercials in both television and radio - it's how they get their revenue, of course. But for awhile now radio stations (and, increasingly, television stations) have begun forgetting that the reason they have advertisers is because they have listeners/viewers. It's not the other way around.

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  138. Great for Warhol Films by torklugnutz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since the technology dumps the duplicate frames, this would make those infinitely long art films in which nothing happens much shorter. Real-Time Warhol films would all of a sudden become time-lapse. Sweet.

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  139. Re:Where's my time-compressing pitch-shifting tivo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    The software that comes with the ATI All-in-Wonders supports this, and it even manages to speed up the sound without making everyone sound chipmunky.

    It only supports three speeds, though, so it's not as variable as you're hoping.

  140. Game Show Network by Krellan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is very common on the Game Show Network, and has been going on for months.

    Note all the complaining about their "time machine" in the newsgroup.

    It is especially noticeable during Press Your Luck, due to the fast repetitive action of the game board. Michael Larsen would have a hard time using his VCR to beat the game today, as the frames now don't appear as smoothly and consistently as they once did!

  141. Legality by gseed · · Score: 1

    Well this has been indeed for quite a while. But it is illegal in the US. Actually it is used elsewhere (Mexico by instance) You would be surprised at the ad rate that is really out there... 4 minutes of content and 3 of ads, legally.... think about it

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    1. Re:Legality by LocalH · · Score: 1
      • But it is illegal in the US.
      It is? If so, I wish somebody would tell Rich Cronin and Bob Boden this, those SCOFFLAWS!

      Seriously, I don't believe it's illegal, or someone would have already been called up on it.
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    2. Re:Legality by aoeuid · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, just yesterday when I was explaining to a coworker how I am finding it harder and harder to watch TV thanks to the advertising, I actually used the movie channels on Mexican basic cable as an example of what was tolerable. Don't imply that Mexico has 3 minutes of advertising for 4 minutes of programming, because it doesn't.

      On their basic cable package in Morelia, Michoacan they get 6 movie channels, which seem to go for very long stretches between advertising, and at least one of the six will have soft core pornography each night. By contrast, I look at something like CITY-TV here in Ontario, which has advertising every two bloody minutes. The worst is how they interrupt a scene right in the middle and force you to watch a quick 5 second, intense advertisement. By the time you register that your looking at advertising, and in the time it takes to glance away, you've essentially seen the entire ad. It drives me insanely crazy. Enough so, that if I am channel surfing and see something interesting, but then realize its on a certain channel such as CITY-TV, I will simply shut the TV off entirely. The advertising is not worth it.

      Back to my original point, TV is no worse in Mexico than it is here in the rest of North America.... Even in Canada, contrary to what another poster said about the CRTC regulating it.

  142. CUT CUT CUT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but tv shows aren't 30 mins. in the first place, so the added commercial would be cutting into the OTHER commercials. That's silly!

  143. Another technique used.... by DiveX · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Another techniques used by radio broadcasters is to speed up music by 3-4%. This over time gives a lot more room for more commercials or even more songs (since many stations promote X number of songs per hour).

    One poster mentioned that this could be used on commercials, thus giving space for more commercials, but this technique would not be allowed. The contracts (at least those that I have seen) stipulate that such measures cannot be taken during their commercials, but that is not usually the case for music.

    I worked in the IT department of a local radio network that owned several local stations (I left when Clear Channel bought them out) for a couple of years.

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    1. Re:Another technique used.... by idiotnot · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Another techniques used by radio broadcasters is to speed up music by 3-4%. This over time gives a lot more room for more commercials or even more songs (since many stations promote X number of songs per hour."

      There are other reasons for speeding up songs. Say you're running an oh-so-hip top 40 station, and Coldplay (Radiohead wannabes they are) manages to break into the top 40 with one of thier whiny slow disasters......and you're trying to keep the station sounding "up." You speed the song up a bit so that you don't put the audience to sleep when you have to play that piece o' crap. It used to be alot easier to do with a turntable; it can be done with a professional CD player, and it's beyond easy with a computer.

      "One poster mentioned that this could be used on commercials, thus giving space for more commercials, but this technique would not be allowed. The contracts (at least those that I have seen) stipulate that such measures cannot be taken during their commercials,"

      Depends on your interpretation, I suppose, but what a station sells is a block of time, usually :30 or :60. Locally-produced spots are routinely compressed/expanded to fit into those confines (done it many times, myself), and it wouldn't suprise me if the same thing was done to national spots. ProTools has a nifty utility that does this amazingly well. I've gotten spoiled doing it lately (only takes 4-5 sec on a G4, where it took like 5 minutes on an old PPC).

    2. Re:Another technique used.... by gspeare · · Score: 1

      Another technique used by radio broadcasters is to speed up music by 3-4%.

      I've always been curious: how many people can tell this is happening. It always bugged the crap out of me when stations did this, but my friends could never tell the difference. Am I a mutant or just too full of self-importance?

    3. Re:Another technique used.... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      I imagine it would really grate on anybody with perfect pitch.

      Chris Mattern

    4. Re:Another technique used.... by Jammer@CMH · · Score: 3, Informative

      Shortening the sample (song, TV show) doesn't have to change the pitch. You don't have to just speed it up. If you move the domain to phase space (recording of the harmonic spectrum over time) and compress there, you retain pitch information and compress the time so notes/words are shorter. Of course, if you're not careful you get errors (ringing from improperly chosen envelopes, etc), but with reasonable assumptions these are minor.

    5. Re:Another technique used.... by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1
      I can notice it when they speed up music. Haven't noticed it lately since I don't listed that station anymore. (Station was "ROCK" 103.5 in Chicago)

      It bugged the hell outta me, and my peers coudn't tell the difference. (but then, they also didn't know the difference between 2/4 and 4/4 time for that matter)

      Fuzzy

    6. Re:Another technique used.... by Methuseus · · Score: 1

      I notice it at times, but then again, my car speakers are crappy, so I can't always tell.

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    7. Re:Another technique used.... by noweb4u · · Score: 1

      I've noticed it before, but not on every song they've done it on.

  144. Re:Where's my time-compressing pitch-shifting tivo by WiggyWack · · Score: 1

    You're thinking of it too analogly. (is that a word?)

    They're not actually speeding up the show, they're dropping a frame every minute or so. All the other frames are fine and stay intact so therefore the pitch does not change.

    This isn't the same as speeding up a record player so a 5 minute song gets finished in 4 minutes. THAT would change the pitch. This does not.

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  145. Saw it during Star Trek by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Informative

    on a cable channel. It made the motion slightly odd, like the characters were slightly androids or something (besides Data, of course). It was unpleasent. The lack of smoothness was not blatant, but once I noticed it, I tended to hone in on the affect for some reason, like a scratch on a new car. Maybe others won't be as sensative to it, but it bothered me.

    They also did a cheap version on the LA copy of the Howard Stern show (sound compression) in order to make room for traffic reports. It is annoying there too.

    Toss that crap.

  146. This technology is literally headache-inducing by Artifice_Eternity · · Score: 2

    I've noticed a number of older shows in recent years that have seemed "compressed" or sped up in some unnatural way. Often the dialog doesn't even sync with the picture any more. It's very disconcerting to watch...you keep feeling something is subtly wrong, and it gives you a headache in a short time.

    Just like the parent poster, I no longer watch shows that have been mangled in this way.

  147. Removing frames leads to "fast-forwarding"? by Leshrac55 · · Score: 1

    If the machine removes duplicate frames that are actually supposed to be there, when this is done over and over again to gain 30 seconds, wouldn't this result in ultimately "fast-forwarding" the TV show? Maybe its somewhat imperceptible, but removing frames and then playing whats left at the "regular" rate should mean that things should be happening faster in the program. Try and put a 3 hour movie into a 2 hour timeslot with this technology and I'd find it hard to believe that it wouldn't look like things are happening in fast-forward. -Leshrac55

  148. More is less ? by styxlord · · Score: 1

    This is quite a vicious cycle they are entering into. By adding more and more comercials to content they are reducing the value of the content and hence the value of the commercials displayed during that content. To compensate they'll need to add more commercials and so on. Why not have less commercials and charge more for them (heck this could even result in higher quality of commercials). I guess this is no supprise for the good old USA where the three major sports (Grid Iron, Basketball and Baseball) are all designed and continually redesigned to make them better for television (that is more time for commercials, less time for content).

  149. Infringing on Artist's(Director's) rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While studying Film (or was it Media?) in my final year of high school we covered something similar to this.

    The story goes like this. A television station was airing some non-descript movie and decided to speed up the film (yes, thats right, they didn't cut frames or scenes out, they sped up the movie!) to make it fit into it's timeslot (the film was half an hour too long).

    When the director of the movie found out he sued the station because they altered his work without his permission. The same thing goes for movies being converted from wide-screen, as it's seen as an alteration of the artist's work and therefore the permission of the director is required.

    So going by that precedent, this kind of technology shouldn't be allowed to go ahead without artists permissions!

  150. Re:So wht's wrng with ths? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  151. TV by Kargan · · Score: 1

    Maybe this sounds kind of silly, but the amount of commercials on actually keeps me from watching TV. They make me far more upset than the average person, I believe, mostly because they're so insulting.

    Three reasons to watch TV:

    1. The Simpsons

    2. NBA games

    3. The occasional Jackie Chan movie.

    Other than that, the TV stays off, and the computer stays on.

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  152. I want this too!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, now what we need is a consumer level device like that, so we can squeeze a 30 sec commercial break into 3 sec let's say. I don't think anybody will mind dropping those frames.

  153. So now Ads have more artistic merrit than shows? by npcole · · Score: 1

    The article states that advertising groups have insisted that their adverts don't get cut in any way, and the company making the product have assured them that it won't remove frames from adverts, only programming.

    But why didn't he simply tell them that no one would notice these "pesky duplicate frames"?

    The answer must be that you CAN notice a difference. 30 seconds less show in half an hour is about 1 second every minute. That time HAS to come from somewhere, and makers of shows are right to think that this technology will alter aspects of the show -- maybe it will be a subtle change, but a lot of drama is about subtle moments.

  154. Re:Television Subscription service? or Spam servic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad it is not an option.
    Everyone is forced to pay for it ...

  155. Re:So wht's wrng with ths? by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

    LoL - doesn't have much to do with the parent post, but still damn funny.

  156. Wait by pacc · · Score: 1

    Why not just download the whole show in
    a few seconds and jack into it whenever
    you feel like it.

    Is there a 110% speed option in the windows media player?

  157. You actually care about TV? by canadian_right · · Score: 1
    I'm blown away by the fact that anyone even cares about what is on TV. 99% of the time a TV is displaying complete crap. Get a life - cancel your cable!

    TV gets more annoying each year. More commercials, cut scenes, those little floating logos (I find them very distracting), split squished screens, digitally inserted placements, etc...

    Really, cancel your cable. You won't miss it a bit after a couple of weeks.

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  158. Eh? by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

    If anything, the CBC is more critical of the government than other stations. Heck, it runs _This Hour Has 22 Minutes_, _Air Farce_, and other satire/comedy shows that, among other things, openly mock government figures. Can you imagine Marg, Princess Warrior threatening to smite Ashcroft? Or Colonel Stacey firing the chicken cannon at a picture of Bush? "Bill C-36 is a satirical examination of civil liberties. Some viewers may be arrested for their sense of humour." - The 'warning' at the beginning of a recent 22 minutes show, a spoof of their usual "This Hour Has 22 Minutes is a satirical examination of daily events. Some viewers may not share this sense of humour." warning. And frankly, I don't see how corporate-controlled media outlets are all that better than government ones...

    1. Re:Eh? by Veritan+Drelor · · Score: 1

      Let's not forget the extent to which "This Hour..." HAS managed to humiliate American leaders. The best example of this was the sight Rick Mercer speaking to then presidential candidate Bush. Dubya was completely oblivious to the fact that Canada's Prime Minister is not named Jean Poutine...

      Anyway, the point is that government funding does not necessarily translate into government control. Ideally, government funding in a true liberal democracy will produce an unbiased media. In practice, the result won't be perfect - the question is whether it will lead to a better media than that produced through corporate funding.

  159. Complex Process by ryanisflyboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What is really amazing about this technology is that it throws out the correct frames, not just any frame. Even the casual observer will occasionaly notice when a frame is dropped (in a fade out, or cross fade for example). So this device (apparently) can throw out only the frames you won't miss as a viewer. What's amazing is that it does it all 'real time.' Of course real time in television does not mean the same thing in the computer world. Other products have this feature (adobe after effects, others) but they lack the horsepower to do it 'on the fly' (the video world slang equivilant to the computer world 'real time'). The networks have already become increasingly careful about how much time they show you a black screen. Often they won't fade to black any longer, but prefer hard cuts to commercials and other scenes. Television equipment is horribly expensive, and the amount that union workers get paid to run the equipment is unreal, not to mention how much talent wants now-a-days to perform. I'm sure that everyone is trying new ways to insert an extra 30 seconds into a broadcast just to pay for it all, and still make a large enough profit to justify their existance.

    One thing that gets me in the article is that you have to run the spot in front of the show (time delay)! So what happens when the machine can't remove enough frames.... now you are 30 seconds behind. I can just imagine all the complaints when the station chops off the last bit of a show containing the punchline so they can meet back up with the network at the top of the hour (resync for news/live events).

  160. If only this was around for the original Star Trek by Coffee+Warlord · · Score: 1

    If this existed Back in the Day, we would never had been able to make fun of William Shatner for all those dramatic pauses after every word.

    And where would we be without the William Shatner School of Acting?

  161. Re:Television Subscription service? or Spam servic by AntiNorm · · Score: 3, Informative

    I understand commercials are a necessary evil that we have become acoustomed to, but why can't I have the option to pay a little bit extra for no commercials. Here's how I think the ideal situation would work...

    Because, as nice as it would be, it would be a huge pain in the ass for the cable companies, TV networks, etc. to coordinate among each other. Remember, the commercials aren't paying your cable company's expenses -- they're paying the stations' and networks' expenses. And in most cases, cable companies and networks are not run by the same company (except for FTC antitrust screwups like AOLTW*). Sure, it *could* be done, but the operating costs would be outrageously high. And guess who would end up paying those costs? That's right. You.

    * Going a little bit OT here, but does anybody else think that AOL being able to run free ads on such high-profile stations as CNN is a huuuuuuuuuge anti-trust problem? Remember, they own the network. They can run whatever they want on it and not have to be charged a cent. And anybody who watches CNN at all will know that they run lots and lots of AOL ads.

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  162. surf spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been recording 3 sec bits of network spam for the last year. It makes for a great one hour torture session mpeg to email an advertiser labeled "promo treatment" or something similar. They eat my time so I send them misleading distractions... Eat this beoch...

  163. so what? by maxpublic · · Score: 1

    So many complaints, and for what? Hasn't anyone noticed that TV has generally sucked dick since its invention? Hey, so it's going to suck dick even more - big surprise!

    Think about it: the average American thinks that "Seinfield" is the height of programming. The average American spends 3 hours a day in front of the tube doing...absolutely nothing. Not a criticism, mind you, what you do with your leisure time is your business; but if you're one of those Americans snorting the media version of cocaine then hasn't the commercial 'cut' already left a blood trail across your nasal passages?

    And you think another 3 minutes of commercials in your three-hour allotment is really going to make a difference? Will you honestly stop watching episode 87 of "Seinfeld" for the 126th time just because you lose 30 seconds of it? Tell me another....

    Max

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  164. Simple Solution by ThorbyBaslam · · Score: 1

    You know ... there is one sure-fire way to avoid seeing or listening to commercials on your television or radio. It doesnt involve any hi-tech gadgets, no pre-recording of show and fast-forwarding. Its worked flawlessly for me for more than 3 years, and it doesnt cost a penny. Simply dont turn your TV on.

  165. Ads? by darketernal · · Score: 1

    I don't recall seeing any real non-TechTV ads on the channel. But then again I live in Hong Kong...w00t...so probably they strip out the american ads, just as CNBC Asia shows local ads during Squawk Box commercial time. Actually - I kind of like the TechTV ads with all of the 3d stuff.

    However, I feel for you people...I wouldn't want to watch Microsoft/other shit company ads for shit products.

    Long live Laporte! ;)

  166. A friend of mine has seen this in action... by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 1


    One time, a few years ago, a shall remain nameless television cable network was in trouble financially. Ready to go down the tubes. And one of their more common shows that they carried and got good numbers from was The Dukes of Hazzard.

    Now what they did was, cut the junk out (watch Dukes again if you don't know what I mean) speed it up a little bit and then speed up the car chases (adding more action... VROOOM!) and took that space to sell more ads. Ultimately it worked and helped out the company, although those that watch TV with a critical eye noticed a little difference that they more laughed about than were really upset over.

    It more than paid for itself, and as far as I know, you'd have to really look closely to care.

    I see no problem with this technology. It has more of a use for MTV and sports programming when the re-broadcasts run an inordinantly long amount of time or award show celebrities drone on, and you just need to round off a little after you made your timefit edit.

    NOW I KNOW THAT MANY OF YOU MIGHT OBJECT, but this really is better than slashing subplots. This keeps the overall show more intact AND helps pay the bills. After all, anyone that says that there is a crisis in the fact that television is going down the tubes, well, this basically doesn't change a thing as far as content. After all, TV is for profit.

  167. The Next Step by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1
    If you thought this story was bad... just think of what they could do...
    1. Take TNN's image shrinking technology that they use for Star Trek TNG... Shrink the show down to 1/4 of the screen.
    2. Put the remaining 3/4 of the screen for 3 different boxes showing commercials. Mix the four channels of audio together so that the actual show is the softest.
    3. Stretch the remaining show by either adding duplicate frames here or there, or decreasing the speed of playback by 10-15%. That way, some of those little TV teenagers get the extra UMPH in their voice.
    4. Place disclaimers that throwing your TV out of the window and accidentally hitting your landlord with it does not fall under the station's liability.
    5. Mix in porno groove to every conceivable piece of television.
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  168. German TV - Advertisements by Cyberkada · · Score: 1

    We get about 10 to 15 minutes of commercials for every 15 minutes of program. Especially with movies. A typical 2 hour movie runs 3 hours.

  169. There already is a solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Simply do not buy anything that is advertised too much.
    Maybe I'll be flamed for taking this un-american point of view, but these people already stretch movies to gain a 5% of time to put commercials in; soon or later they'll convince you that a movie stretched to 50% fits better the modern life speed and spare time shortage.

    Fight them the only way they fear: no sells.

  170. 7 9 and 10 are different networks??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought they were the same network broadcast on different frequencies. Last time I checked, they played the exact same video footage on the news at the same time slot, same music videos at the same time, and even murder she wrote was played at the same time (different episodes) on different channels. Australian (and especially also New Zealand) television explains why aussies and kiwis are good at sport - the TV is so crap that you have to go outside and play. Britain on the other hand has excellent TV and so is crap at sport.

  171. It's called the BBC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They play simpsons episodes in 20 minutes. Back to back in 40 minutes. Where did you get the idea they were a half hour show?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/cgi-perl/whatson/search/day li st.cgi?service_id=4224&day=Today#evening

  172. I LOVE THE BBC by EnglishTim · · Score: 2

    THIS is why why I love the BBC... ahhh - that last bastion of advertisment-free television. It makes me glad that I pay my £100-odd TV license fee every year.

    I'd like to think that having ad-free TV will also prevent the commercial channels from putting too many ads inbetween their programs as well - simply because they'll get compared to ad-free TV.

    1. Re:I LOVE THE BBC by Observer · · Score: 1
      THIS is why why I love the BBC... ahhh - that last bastion of advertisment-free television. It makes me glad that I pay my £100-odd TV license fee every year.
      I'd like to think that having ad-free TV will also prevent the commercial channels from putting too many ads inbetween their programs as well - simply because they'll get compared to ad-free TV.

      I beg leave to differ. The way the BBC's domestic TV channels' content has been going down-market in the last few years, a few amusing ads would be an improvement.

      "And now, a choice of viewing. On BBC-2 you can watch yet another gardening program. On BBC-1, there's me telling you this."

    2. Re:I LOVE THE BBC by acid_andy · · Score: 0

      Haven't you noticed how much the BBC have increased advertising of their own program(me)s in recent years? Fair enough, these adverts don't interrupt our viewing pleasure in the middle of a program but they often seem to drag out for ages in between them. The British public should have the choice whether they want to have to pay annually to watch the BBC when they could just watch the other 4 terrestrial channels for free. It's an unfair monopoly IMHO. (Although I do have to hand it to them some of their comedies and documentaries are unusually good - just not worth £100 a year..)

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    3. Re:I LOVE THE BBC by mikera · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, I never saw the point of self-advertisement on TV much. Anyone who is seriously into TV watching has a guide and/or knows what time their favourite programmes is on at anyway.

      And slots that promote nothing but the channel (e.g. all the cute animated logos....) are a waste of time - people don't exactly have much "brand loyalty" as far as channels go. People switch channels 50 times a day, for god's sake. Promoting your "channel" is completely pointless vs., for example, actually scheduling something that people want to watch.

      But one area I do think it is justified is promoting novel kinds of programme and new series launches. You can target pretty precisely the kind of audience the programme would appeal to, and can use this device to encourage people to branch out beyond their normal habits. Don't see much harm in that, and the BBC certainly has a role in broadening peoples' horizons.

    4. Re:I LOVE THE BBC by t_allardyce · · Score: 2

      True, most people are not loyal to channels.. but don't forget channel 5 - most people won't even talk about _that_ channel, let alone watch it

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  173. VERY Old News.. by rongage · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is funny! Someone thinking this is "news".

    Television Stations have had this capability for over 15 years now. I remember back in college (1986) when I worked for the local PBS affiliate, we had just started to get in new 1" VTR's (Video Tape Recorders) - Hitachi's. These 1" units were to replace our aging 2" Quad machines. One of the neater features of the Hitachi's were their ability to time-compress or time-expand a show.

    For example, if we had a time slot of 58:20 and the show on the tape reel was 59:05, we could program the Hitachi to play 59:05 worth of tape in 58:20 with full frame lock. There was even an option available (we didn't buy it) that allowed us to connect the audio output to an Eventide Harmonizer to "pitch correct" the audio when you did this time correction to a program. This was in 1986.

    This is old news, about old technology. Move along - nothing to see here....

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  174. Old news/technology, and you CAN see it by IowaBoy · · Score: 1

    The basic approach that Prime Image uses to "microedit" television programming to compress time has been around for at least a few years. Prime may have a new, patented way to do it, but it's not really news, just an overactive publicist who shoehorned a Tech TV writer into a visit.

    And BTW, you CAN see this effect, and it is very annoying. Look for it on broadcasts of older series re-runs or movies on local stations. Watch the image closely when there's (otherwise) smooth horizontal movement, like when a camera is panning left or right or when people are walking back and forth. I can see tiny clips in the movement from time to time, not as bad as a badly buffered videostream, but noticable. I've never noticed an effect on the audio.

    Still, considering it's only used by cheap-ass local stations whose NTSC signal is shite compared to a nice, pure digital cable/satellite channel anyway, and occurs only on movie re-runs that are probably clipped for content and blown up to fill the TV frame anyway, it's probably going overboard to bitch too much. Things like this will have a self-limiting effect, because the more "free" broadcasters deteriorate the quality of their programming in ways like this, the more people will flock to alternatives, even paid ones.

    1. Re:Old news/technology, and you CAN see it by LocalH · · Score: 1
      • Still, considering it's only used by cheap-ass local stations whose NTSC signal is shite compared to a nice, pure digital cable/satellite channel anyway
      Only used by cheap-ass local stations? Guess again. I (along with countless others) have witnessed it in use on Game Show Network, among other cable networks. I think TNN runs ST:TNG through one at times, but it's sometimes hard to tell depending on the video quality. The effect on the audio is also very noticeable for me, when I'm watching $100,000 Pyramid and Dick Clark sounds like a chipmunk who is long past puberty. For God's sake, this stuff turns everyone into the Micro Machines guy (can't remember his name).

      I agree with you, it is very annoying. Tune in to GSN (if you have it) some day at 12:30pm and watch Match Game Syndicated. When they get to the 'star wheel', notice how it spins.

      Besides, it's not used by 'cheap-ass local stations', because I work for one, and the GM wouldn't spend the money on it. But, as a master control operator, I would find one of these useful - not to gain commercial time, but to help me get back on time if I'm, say, 5 seconds over going into a show, I could compress the show by 5 seconds (spread over 30 minutes, that wouldn't be noticeable to even a trained eye) and get back on time.
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  175. This isn't new... by LocalH · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...I've noticed it in effect on several cable networks (Game Show Network is a serious offender here). They say it's supposed to be unnoticeable, but it jumps out at me.

    However, as a master control operator, I believe that one of these things would be nice to gain back a few seconds if you're over. Not 30 seconds, but more like 3 or 4.

    I found out on my own the basic gist of how it works - it basically chops off part of a frame and then adds what remains to the next frame. It's really noticeable when there is supposed to be a smooth pan and this box jerks it up.

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  176. Re:So, what if you ran this on the commercials too by LocalH · · Score: 1

    They wouldn't do this because the moment an advertiser found out about it, they'd raise immortal hell.

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  177. These devices are as old as the hills... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Television stations have been doing this since i was at WRTV-6 back about 10 years ago. The unit was almost exclusively used for shows in syndication like the Andy Griffith show and Laverne and Shirley. I dont think it was ever used on a weeknight before 11pm. Its unlikely that you will ever seen any stations use this in prime time because the effects are visible to anyone that watches the images and listens to the sound carefully.

  178. What really needs to happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The FCC should be acting in the consumer's best interest, rather than the corporations interests. They are an arm of the people, who surely outnumber the corporations. What the FCC should do, is require ALL commercials be played during the first 5 minutes only, leaving the rest of the hour for program content. Does that sound communist or what? It would give us all a time to take a dump before our favorite shows. 30 minute shows would follow the same methodology, only at the top of the hour should commercials be shown. I never buy anything I see on television anyway and I know there are millions like me out there.

  179. nothing new by ProfKyne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is nothing new -- they've been doing it for years. Compressing the film by a few seconds (by speeding it up slightly), then flanging the audio down a bit so that the actors' voices don't sound strangely higher than usual. I learned about it a few years ago in some Communication classes, and then noticed it when I saw "Christmas Vacation" on TV. After having seen the movie at least 50 times on video (at the intended speed), I noticed that the timing of the dialogue just seemed "off" somehow. By halfway through the movie I was really unnerved -- it was so strange to hear something that should be familiar, and somehow was familiar, played just a little too fast to be familiar.

    That said, I'm glad that this kind of thing is getting more coverage -- it takes an already ad-saturated medium and makes it worse! (One of the reasons I tend to shun the box, but then I bet everyone on /. says that.)

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    1. Re:nothing new by netringer · · Score: 1

      I noticed it years ago while channel surfing and catching an Andy Griffith Show rerun on WGN broadcast. Andy and Aunt Bea were talking so fast I thought I was having a seizure!

      I was reminded of what the guy in Nashville told me when I working in my usual tear there. "Ya -- know, -- You'd - li-ve - a - lot lon-ger - if - you - just slo-wed - do-wn!

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  180. Can't be right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    They're not actually speeding up the show, they're dropping a frame every minute or so. All the other frames are fine and stay intact so therefore the pitch does not change.
    They *have* to shorten the audio too, otherwise you'd end up with audio that's 30 seconds out of synch. So how do they go about that? If they're actually speeding up the audio, the OP has a point. If they reduce silent periods to synch it up to the video, that'd work, I suppose. As long as you don't get any 'clicks' in the audio as they cut out a bit of dialog. -- AC
  181. We interrupt this commercial... by sithlord2 · · Score: 1

    Dear viewer,

    We interrupt this commercial for a useful TV program.
    We hereby apologize for the inconvenience this may cause to our audience.

    We'll do our best to avoid further interrupts of this nature.

    Remember our station's slogan : BUY !! BUY !! BUY !!

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  182. invent something useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Rather than invent something which doesn't make me watch tv in the first place, how about invent something really useful. How about a Lame TV filter. This way I'd actually watch more tv and sit around to watch those commercials because I actually don't want to channel surf during commercials. Until shows get better, this invention does absolutely nothing and only makes a bad situation worse.

    What kind of backward thinking is this? TV is loosing viewers to cable and internet, so lets try to squeeze in more ads to make up the difference. Why is it the solution always lets show more ads. If you have valuable content people want, they'll sit around for the ads. If the content is pure garbage, this invention is useless. It might be cool and all, but who really cares. I'd much rather watch commercials than watch a few extra frames of a lame show, if I had to choose.

  183. TV Sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only reason I ever watch a commercial is because I want to watch a movie. If this device degrades my program I will watch some other show, and watch THAT station's commercials.

  184. what did Pink Floyd say? by DABANSHEE · · Score: 2

    '40 channels of shit on the TV'

  185. Another Sleazy Great Idea by 4of12 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...when we all have HDTV...

    Taking a cue from all those advertisements that have been chopping the bottoms off the screen and overwriting part of the action with a semi-transparent channel logo I hereby predict:

    When HDTV arrives with its wide aspect ratio, old style TV programs that do not expand to such a wide panorama will be buttressed with sideways letterbox format, which will rapidly be filled with advertisements.

    Remember, you read it on Slashdot first!

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  186. I'd like to see this done in reverse... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2

    Blink in the commercials one frame at a time throughout the course of the show, so I don't actually have to watch them or anything.

    Just make sure you test this real good so that my head doesn't explode like in Max Headroom

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  187. Turn off the TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yet another reason to turn off the TV, as if you didn't have enough.

  188. Re:Television Subscription service? or Spam servic by stripes · · Score: 2
    Going a little bit OT here, but does anybody else think that AOL being able to run free ads on such high-profile stations as CNN is a huuuuuuuuuge anti-trust problem? Remember, they own the network. They can run whatever they want on it and not have to be charged a cent. And anybody who watches CNN at all will know that they run lots and lots of AOL ads

    Well they are not exactly free. If CNN is running an AOL ad they are not running a paying ad, nor are they running content that keeps people thinking it is worth watching CNN. So even if they don't internally charge money, they are at least foregoing other revenue (and I assume they are internally charging money, maybe at a discount -- and at some point the discount will get killed when the business unit selling the discounted product has to tighten it's budget...)(

  189. Max Headroom by Aarchon · · Score: 1

    Anyon remember the old TV series Max Headroom and the Blip Ads? When are we going to have the first person explode because TV is accelerated too much?

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  190. Who cares about the Simpsons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fucking football hating dork.

  191. Re:Television Subscription service? or Spam servic by RembrandtX · · Score: 1

    actually .. the commercials you view on cable generally *ARE* generating $$ for your cable company. Comcast has HUGE headends to just replace commercials in broadcasts.

    As a general rule .. they will sell time to local companies .. and if they have no commercial slots paid for at that time. Coke, Pepsi, or another national marketer will buy the time (sight unseen) .. although it pays less for them that way.

    So don't expect commercial-less tv from your cable provider any time soon.

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  192. digital = lag by jeff13 · · Score: 1

    I keep telling you guys, digital sucks! SPACE here in Toronto broadcasts their signal digitally. I love SPACE, except when the broadcast freezes an image, to lower the bits sent on the limited bandwidth, it lags once something moves on the screen. This is actually a feature to save bandwidth. Lucky me! *snark* How about presenting my TV show without washed out colour, banding, and lag?

    If you call the cable company, they laugh at you, if you call the TV station, they don't even answer.

  193. One affiliate got busted for this... by gruxx · · Score: 1

    Major league baseball or The NFL (I can't remember which now) was recently looking into allegations that an affiliate was using this compression technology during a game. A sports writer with the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette was listening to the game on radio and simultaneously having the game on tv(muted). He noticed that the game on TV wasn't live anymore when images on TV weren't matching up with the live radio broadcast. MLB (sub-NFL) were looking into allegations that the affiliate was now rebroadcasting the game, without the expressed consent of the league. (more likely the league was upset that the affiliate was generating some of that sweet,sweet ad revenue and not passing it on to them!)

  194. TV is over rated by Zeberoli · · Score: 1

    Television has been telling people what to do and how to think for too long. I think that the world itself needs to make the choice as to weither we should really be doing everything that is seen or done on TV. People really need to know how to make there own choices and not have to listen to what TV has to say or to see what is new. I can see the use of comercials to tell us something that is new but they don't have to make us feel like we must have this product what ever it may me. I have been living without TV now for 3 years and I am happy that i have not been warching. There are some good shows that i have not seen but it is not woth having to pay for. I am paying for TV just so i can watch comercials and get told what i should do. I can have just as buch fun here behind my computer and not have to worry about comercials. I know there are ads on the internt also but there are nice little programs hat stom them from being shown. also there are like no sites that i go to that have that many ads anyways. Well thx for listening to me bitch. Zeberoli

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  195. If they cut... by marvin+tph · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...all the duplicate frames does this mean that South Park episodes will take one minute to air?

  196. Digital Time Machine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Digital Time Machine? Oh, I feel for whoever needs to explain to the technologically illiterate that this is NOT a machine that can travel you through time...

    "Yeah, tech support? I thought my TV had a digital time machine now. Why can't I go back to my senior prom?"

  197. Re:Old news/technology,& you CAN see it on dig by netringer · · Score: 1
    Still, considering it's only used by cheap-ass local stations whose NTSC signal is shite compared to a nice, pure digital cable/satellite channel...
    You fell for it, huh? The "nice, pure digital" signal on DirecTV satellite is often blocky and full of digital artifacts. It's the same on digital cable.

    They overcompress to minimize the required bandwidth to allow them to add more worthless channels. I've been recording the over-the-air signal lately to get better quality. I can tolerate the little bit of ghosting better than the digital picture that looks like a pre-school jigsaw puzzle.

    BTW, it's ALL NTSB. If it wasn't, you wouldn't be able to see it on your NTSB TV.
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  198. You need technology to do this? by inc0gnito · · Score: 1

    Watching the NFL playoffs yesterday really brought home that pro football games have become more commercials than sport. It's gotten to the point where they cut out plays for commercials, come back from commercial break for a minute, and then go right back to commercial as soon as possible (sometimes under 30 seconds later). But this trend certainly isn?t limited to professional sports. As long as shows keep becoming more costly to produce (whether it be by actor's salaries, broadcasting rights, etc) the TV producers will keep trying to offset that cost by adding more and longer commercials. Yeah, this technology sounds interesting (scary, but intersecting), but don?t forget that most content has already been "edited for TV" anyway.

  199. Pointless? by Sloppy · · Score: 2

    It's futile to time-compress the content to get me to watch more commercials, because I already time-compress the commercials (and other filler) with my Tivo's fast-forward button.

    Heck, it already only takes about 10-12 minutes to watch an hour-long "Battlebots". It's pretty exciting to think it could go even faster. "Holy moly, those are fast vehicles!"

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  200. Oops. by netringer · · Score: 1
    BTW, it's ALL NTSB. If it wasn't, you wouldn't be able to see it on your NTSB TV.
    Oops! s/NTSB/NTSC/. I knew better. The other one is the National Transportation Safety Board.

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  201. interlaced video and why I don't like paying $9 by the_tallman · · Score: 1

    I thought television wasn't really measured in frames per second. Isn't American TV 60 fields per second? How does it drop frames in interlaced video? You're really seeing half of two frames at all times because the gun scans the even then the odd lines... right? The fun thing to point out is that cable tv was originally commercial free because you were paying for it. I guess we sucked it up just like we're doing with our $9 movies. Does paying $$$ for a movie preceded with commercials piss anyone else off?

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  202. Re:Television Subscription service? or Spam servic by gfxguy · · Score: 1

    And they are paying ("internally", as you put it) - it counts as a positive for CNN revenue and a negative for AOL, even though it all ultimately amounts to free advertising for AOL on AOL's CNN station.

    It's no different then ABC advertising ABC shows, or ABC advertising Disney, for that matter - how come nobody bitches about that?

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  203. Re:Where's my time-compressing pitch-shifting tivo by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    I know that's not what they're doing (though the other poster has a good point that they must be doing something with the sound!).

    My point was rather than this somewhat lame idea of dropping a frame here and there which seems to be done to beenfit broadcasters (more commercials!), why not offer the end user something to really make watching TV better by making it take less time for me. Most shows are SO slowly paced I can hardly stand to watch them. I guess that's why pretty much the only thing I watch anymore is TechTV (for some reason I am somewhat addicted), and sometimes CSI.

    I'd love to be able to watch two hours of news in fifteen minutes.

    I even have an improvement on this feature - let you watch it up to 16x faster with pitch-shifted video. A bit fast to follow, but when you come across somethintg that might be interested you hit a "bookmark" button that indicates you are interested in that - when the whole show is done you can skip through previously set bookmarks at near normal speed and skip to the next bookmark when they are done with the interesting bit.

    Similar to simple FF of course, but I can imagine it being more efficient.

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  204. Re:Where's my time-compressing pitch-shifting tivo by rudedog · · Score: 1

    Turn on the closed captioning on your TV, then fast forward the tivo at the level 1 speed. That's slow enough that the captions are still displayed, and you can read them. Not exactly what you want, but it works really well to go quickly through news and sports broadcasts and talk shows.

  205. Pittsburgh CBS affiliate caught trimming NFL game by Corporate+Drone · · Score: 1

    Earlier this season, KDKA, the Pittsburgh CBS affiliate, was caught using this technology to compress out enough time from a Steelers game to insert an additional 30 second commercial. The NFL wasn't amused.

    see http://www.radiocrow.com/news_docs/caught.htm for details.

    Remember the good old days, when radio lagged behind TV? Even yesterday, I was going nuts, because I'd hear Myron Cope make the call ~2 seconds before I saw it on TV!

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  206. Commercialism by Kallahar · · Score: 2

    What this boils down to is simple. Television programming is created to sell ads. That's right, the TV execs only care about the advertising that they can sell. TV isn't there for you, the consumer, it's there for the advertisers.

    Sad, but true. Boycott your TV and write the LOCAL networks letters expressing your opinions. They need to get slapped back into realizing that their viewers come first!

    1. Re:Commercialism by t_allardyce · · Score: 2

      Hmmmm... yes indeed... unlike here in the UK, where tv _is_ for the viewers, and the bbc has no adverts oh well:)

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  207. Speeding up movies. OT story by tetranz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hearing talk of speeding up audio and video reminds me of my dad's story of when he was a projectionist in a small movie theatre in New Zealand in the 1950s when electricity was in short supply (why the shortage I'm not sure). The movies were timed to end before 10 pm when there was always a planned power cut. Things didn't always go to plan. If it became clear that they weren't going to make it in time then the only options were to increase the projector speed or miss the end of the movie. Some movies ended at double normal speed :-)

  208. It's a hardware problem by Gorimek · · Score: 2

    I've suggested this too, and been told that it's a hardware problem. The MPEG chips Tivo uses can't deliver sound in any other speed than normal.

    1. Re:It's a hardware problem by Tim+Macinta · · Score: 2
      I've suggested this too, and been told that it's a hardware problem. The MPEG chips Tivo uses can't deliver sound in any other speed than normal.

      What's to stop them from using software to rewrite the MPEG stream before it hits the MPEG decoder chip? Yes, that would probably take a substantial development effort on TiVo's part, but it should be possible. The trick is to get enough people to ask for it so that TiVo sees it as worth the hassle.

    2. Re:It's a hardware problem by Gorimek · · Score: 2

      I think the puny processor power would make that impossible. A Tivo runs on a 50MHz PowerPC, and I don't think it ever is involved in any audio or video processing. I think we'll just have to wait for the next generation MPEG chips.

  209. Great idea. Could help game addicts too.. by wackybrit · · Score: 2

    Just think.. if this system was running on my computer, I'd spend at least an hour less each day playing Unreal Tournament and Return To Castle Wolfenstein!

    This is a great tool for increasing productivity. In fact, if you ran it on every computer in the world, you could increase productivity by at least 10%!

  210. As if battlebots wasn't short enough... by RogueAngel7 · · Score: 1

    More Destruction, less talk!!!

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  211. People pay and take too much crap by t_allardyce · · Score: 2

    Its amazing how much crap people will take. Its one thing to fill free-to-air tv with adverts, but when your paying a subscription (i.e for cable/digital/sat.) you better make damn sure your not putting adverts in it too. If the bbc started advertising, there would be riots on the streets, but if cable companies start taking fu*king frames out of tv that you have paid for just so those capitalist pig dogs can stick more adverts in, then no-one takes any notice. How does that work?

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  212. How about... by Dark+Coder · · Score: 1

    Time Trimming the commercial for a change?

  213. Throwing Out The TV by Helmholtz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The music industry convinced me to stop using their product. The prices have become exhorbitant, and the quality of the artistry has become lousy. Songwriters don't put out albums anymore, marketing departments do. So I have tossed them aside and stick with the old tunes that I still love. For new stuff I follow local bands and non-music-industry-affiliated bands I find here and there on the internet. I find that these guys, while they don't always have access to the best sound equipment, are producing songs of greater interest than the latest smash pop barbie/ken doll.
    The movie industry has almost convinced me to stop using their product. Movie prices keep rising, the quality of the theatres keep dropping. I find it unacceptable to go to a theatre and see 5 minutes of "black rain" when there's a bright white scene. I think that movies are also moving into the abyss, much like music, but at a much slower pace. There are still enough people making interesting movies to keep my interest alive. So if I shirk theatres that's no big deal; it's simple to make a home theatre these days. And then there's the whole DVD and HDTV mess ... I'm still hoping the MPAA and FCC don't manage to do to movies what the music industry has done to music.

    While I gave up on network TV a long time ago, I've found that many cable/satellite channels have quality entertainment in their lineups. Because of the sheer number of available channels, I always figured that cable/satellite TV would stay relatively unscathed by all the BS that has destroyed the music industry, and is gnawing at the movie industry. Then I read articles like this, and ones that talk about the fervent attepts to destroy the ability to record television programs. I can easily see television being the next media outlet that I throw away.

    If there are any music/movie/television industry workers reading this thread, I just want to make it clear that in your rabid pursuit to further unbalance the scales of product and profit you are at the very least going to lose this customer. And I can't help but think there are others who feel the same.

    I guess I'm done ranting for now.

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  214. This is why we have a FCC... by Karellan · · Score: 1

    ...to stop the kind of crap. This is what federal regulations are for.

  215. Credit where credit is due... by Sodium+Attack · · Score: 2
    The posters are sold on Thinkgeek, but are produced by Despair, Inc..

    What's next, a reference to the Amazon Learning Perl book?

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  216. Even worse: TNN's ST:TNG by jburst · · Score: 1

    Even worse than time compressing the show to squeeze an extra 30 seconds out -- TNN picture squeezing every Star Trek: TNG episode to put in some goddamned ad-bar at the bottom of the screen!

    The bar takes up the bottom 5-10% of the screen, and as a result, the rest of the picture is vertically compressed to fit in the remaining space. Right now the bottom bar shows nothing but the show title, but rumor has it they're going to make it a banner ad in the future. Sheesh.

  217. Amen! by chrissam · · Score: 1

    This previous-show-runover stuff messes up my Tivo too, since the "official" timeslot for the Simpsons remains at 7:00 (or whatever) even if they play the whole show starting at 7:15. Grr.

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  218. Off topic by ASM · · Score: 1

    Who's up for making the next slashdot on the internet2 with video comments instead? Count me in :-)

    ok, I shouldn't be replying to your sig, but I have to. Hell no! can you imagine the trolls? and what about the goatse links?

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  219. Re:Old news/technology,& you CAN see it on dig by LocalH · · Score: 1

    Well, here in Kingsport TN, my analog channels look a lot worse than the best digital channels (like the premiums, and some of the regular digital channels). Granted, there are some very shitty digital channels, but my digital channels tend to look better. And I can put up with a slight bit of artifacting, I have to look really close to see it anyway.

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  220. In related news by roman_mir · · Score: 2

    Prime Image in San Jose, California, the same company that produces controversial Digital Time Machine will start producing a device that can be attached to your TV or VCR that will detect when a commercial starts and ends by comparing the signal that is coming from the station and figuring out whether the data was compressed using DTM. If the signal that is sent has never being compressed - it must be a commercial. This will empower the customers to record their favorit shows without any commercials in them and it will work better than the analogous technologies provided by some VCR companies.

    In related news Prime Image in San Jose, California, the same company that produces controversial Digital Time Machine and produces a digital device for consumers to circumvent the DTM has now created new technology that will allow the TV and VCR manufacturers to circumvent the DTM circumvention device and in fact to forbig the consumers to switch channels during commercials (unless the channel that the consumer is switching to is running another commercial.) This will empower the advertisement companies to bring better quality programming to your local cable providers and TV stations by charging the ad creators more money for the commercials during which you can not switch the channel. The ad producers will have to pay more to have their commercials to run in this special anti-remote control protective mode. In for an extra fee, the anti-protective mode will have the AD-GOD bit turn on, which will forbid the user to turn of their TVs and in fact will turn TV on for that specific commercial.

    In related news Prime Image in San Jose, California, the same company that produces controversial Digital Time Machine, produces a digital device for consumers to circumvent the DTM and produces a device to circumvent the circumvention for DTM has now created new technology that allows consumers to circumvent the circumvention of a DTM circumvention device. This brilliant novell idea was described to us as the latest in the world of circumvention devices. This is a service that the consumers can subscribe to in order to have their TVs power down during AD-GOD type commercials and that will in fact allow consumers to do something usefull with their lives rather than watching television. The TV manufacturers together with the content providers and the cable providers are outraged.

  221. Wizard of OZ by fishbowl · · Score: 2

    If they do this to Wizard of Oz, there
    will be problems sync'ing to Pink Floyd.

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  222. If the mod has seen this movie... by BTWR · · Score: 1

    Then this'll get a +5, Funny. Otherwise, it'll get 0 or 1...

    Why not take all the hundreds of millisecond cuts from the shows and commercials, and at the end of the program, splice them all together for one grand 30-second "Megacommercial," like they did at the end of Cinema Paradiso! :-)

  223. Well Geez... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Can't get first post if you read the article first!

  224. implosion by eyenot · · Score: 0

    "...which over the course of a 30 minute program, can add up to 30 seconds..."

    let's not forget that in a half hour of television, the show is already interjecting with a number of two-and-a-half-minute commercial segments and so isn't really a full half-hour long.

    this isn't a bad idea. the process to automate this would probably cut a frame from the signal at regular intervals as its being broadcast, and then spit out the commercial time at the very end.

    television broadcasts at either 25 or 29.97 frames per second -- to get a second every minute, you need to cut that many frames a minute; one frame about every other second.

    but what happens if the stream is cut at various points? suppose the network plays a pre-cut,
    minus-30-sec version of the tape. and suppose they also broadcast with a second-a-minute cut. that's one minute. suppose the satellite provider also cuts a second a minute, and suppose the local affiliate sells a full cut-minute to the local sponsors. by that time it's already two a half minutes shorter -- hmm, that's another commercial segment.

    however, if i was an ad exec, what i would do instead is rally all the sponsors to lobby to censor more material after the networks have already filmed their episodes. it would probably be very easy to cut the average show or movie by two and a half minutes. however, the time-machien way disperses more money among all of those involved. however, my way of doing it would simply just involve more people -- including myself and all the lawyers, lobbyists, and paperworkers involved. however, it would also give all the anti-censorship proponents something to be pissed off about. however, this time-machine-cutting process will make everybody appear jerkier anyways, and so it wouldn't make any damn difference.

    i dunno. maybe it's a good idea.

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  225. Reverse Tivo and Point of Diminishing Returns by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 3, Informative

    Even though it's called a "Time Machine", it won't work on live telivision.

    You know the instant replay feature on Tivo? This is just the reverse of that.

    More interestingly... TV has a kinda standard 22 minutes of program per 1/2 hour show. This number evolved not because broadcasters didn't want to run more advertisements, but because it's the point at which balance is achieved between the numbers of spots run and the number of viewers you have to see them.

    The revenue plot can be likened to a negative quadratic equation. Too many commercials and people stop tuning in, hence lost ratings and lost $$. The other side of the scale is not enough commercials, therefore not enough advertising dollars.

    The vertex, if you will, is around 8 minutes of programming in a 30 minute program, and it's a number which has remained pretty constant since the mass-acceptance of television in the 1950s.

    This technique will therefore really only be of value in attempting to adjust a TV show to appeal to the same sorts of people who watch infomercials. (Who the hell watches those, anyway?)

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  226. yeah by eyenot · · Score: 0

    just the fact that there are pig dogs at all pisses me off. i'm with you!

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  227. x files by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i think i have seen this in use. i have noticed many small "jumps" or "pops" in the feed over the past few days on fox. i thought to myself at one point, "that looks like a frame was missing from the stream."

    i had assumed it had something to do with this digital cable crap that i had installed recently.

  228. That's the Rub, Charlie... by eyenot · · Score: 0

    Commercials _are_ the new plastic art. Having your art displayed as "Commercial" is a seal of approval that you are good enough to make the cut. Commercialism doesn't make the medium; it just validates the content.

    So that about sums it up. The art world isn't in the galleries any more, it's inside the commercials.

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  229. Greed Factor by Alpha27 · · Score: 1

    A saturated market of competition, stock holders wanting to see revenue increase every year, and customers willing to spend but so much... don't these companies realize you can only get but so much milk from the cow? Granted this story is an example of a much larger problem in our economy, but these excessive options we have between 300 tv channels between broadcast tv/cable/satellite, all the radio stations, along with the new satellite radio stations (1 currently available, 1 on the way), it's a bit much.

    If there wasn't a saturated market of competition, we would get better quality programming, instead of filler quantity garbage. There would also be no need for trimming of programming allowing for more commercials. But until businesses and the world at large realizes this, I guess we are forced to deal with these business methods to maximize their profits, and to drain our pockets.

  230. Ah, but it doesn't have to be real-time by Tim+Macinta · · Score: 2
    I think the puny processor power would make that impossible. A Tivo runs on a 50MHz PowerPC, and I don't think it ever is involved in any audio or video processing.

    "Impossible" is a pretty strong word. I'd bet that a few months of assembly code optimization could produce software fast enough. However, that is an awful lot of development time to spend on a single feature, which is why waiting for hardware support may be a better option.

    The other option is that this doesn't need to be done in real time. What if you could instruct your TiVo to work on time-compressing certain shows whenever its CPU is idle? It then becomes irrelevant if the software can't time-compress the MPEG stream in real time. It will throw out whatever frames it can before you start watching so that you can potentially get the full advantages of the time-compression we're talking about, but if you start watching before it's done with the compression it can just let you watch the uncompressed version.

    I'm curious now - what does the TiVo use its CPU for when it would otherwise be idle? It seems like it could be put to good use on some sort of space/time optimization feature like this.

  231. Re:"Real conservatives" by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

    Yeah, right. The Democrat Party used to have a very different platform decades ago, but over time that platform changed as the members changed. Maybe you're still stuck in a time warp and believe in certain values that used to describe "conservatives" at some point in history, but that time is past. A group is judged by current members of that group, and their actions. Currently, "conservatives" have increasing business profits as their primary goal. So if you don't believe this way, you should probably find yourself another group to claim yourself as a member of.

  232. I miss the good, short TV ads... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    like the Tango advert a few years ago. Just a white screen with orange letters saying "Drink Tango. It's Nice." for about five seconds. There was a picture of a guy holding up the can , too.
    It was the best advert I've seen in a long time.

    (this probably has NOTHING to do with what this story is about, by the way)

  233. Sucking Away Television by TexTex · · Score: 1

    TechTV's report makes it sound interesting, but there's a few flaws with it. In order to "gather" enough frames for a 30 second commercial, you need 900 frames. 900 is a lot of frames. Most television shows don't even have 900 cuts in them. Especially sitcom shows might average 300-400, but longer scenes can run than number a lot lower.

    Secondly, there isn't 30 minutes of television to subtract from. You've already got an average (and a growing average) of 8 minutes of advertising/network promos/whatever in the 30 minute slot, leaving you with about 22 minutes of prime time. This floats based on shows or networks, but it's almost 1/3 the program. And I'd be rather certain NO advertiser is going to allow 1 frame to be trimmed from their commercial. They want 900 frames. They paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to create those 900 frames.

    As for the premise of duplicate frames...well, in NTSC American television, there isn't a duplicate frame. Each frame actually consists of two fields which each fill half the screen with video. 1/60 second each equals the 30 frames a second. Every couple frames, assuming a show has been shot on film, you end up getting one field from the previous frame and one from the next. It's called interlacing. There is no true duplication of the frame, just a residual mixed with the next field.
    TV viewers are very used to this look, and that's why news footage looks different than many network shows. Footage without interlacing that's comprised of solid frames (some commercials are using this look) looks rather awkward and forced.

    Finally, viewers probably aren't going to notice losing frames. But they are going to notice an additional 30 seconds of commercial time. If you start stretching these breaks towards and beyond the 5 minute mark, this will have an effect. You may be able to hide the subtraction of time, but you can't hide the addition of a commercial.

    Gimme my Tivo and the fast-forward button. At least I can control how many frames I'm missing that way.

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  234. Re:Where's my time-compressing pitch-shifting tivo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My (now discontinued) JVC VHS VCR (HR-VP830) does exactly that. It tries to maintain the pitch even when you speed up play back by sampling audio in a buffer. I used to watch some material at slight higher speeds (say 20% - 40%) and wouldn't notice it at all. Even at 7X speed, it doesn't sound like a chipmonk.

    The funny thing is that the video quality is better at slightly higher speed playback. It has 6 heads and can dynamically adjust the tracking.

    When playing a tape backwards, it would sample the audio into a buffer and reverse the buffer. What you get is segments of normal audio. It is weird.

  235. Re:Television Subscription service? or Spam servic by AntiNorm · · Score: 2

    It's no different then ABC advertising ABC shows, or ABC advertising Disney, for that matter - how come nobody bitches about that?

    ABC and Disney are more or less in the same business, i.e. entertainment on demand. They don't own unrelated companies, much less huge ones, that get 'free' advertising as a perk. Even then, I still see significant antitrust issues with big companies (which once were separate) being able to advertise at next to nothing like this. ABC/Disney is borderline at best, CNN/AOLTW is way over the line.

    Not that the FTC pays attention to antitrust issues or public interests any more...

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  236. A question by nevek · · Score: 1

    Why can't they trim the commercials?

  237. Re:You are the product...And you taste like chicke by RichardBurns · · Score: 1

    Good old BBC. Not perfect by any means, but anybody who like me has lived in UK will tell you that this country is so much poorer for not having a decent public TV service. You have 90% of people spending a large proportion of the day watching TV which is the source for most if not all of their information and entertainment. I believe in free market as much as anybody, but I think there is at least as much of a case for the regulation of content (ex. setting max. time limit for comercials) as there is for most of the other huge multitude of things that are goverment regulated in order to protect consumer from corporate greed.

  238. Old tech. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has been around for ages for older films and cartoons. I am sensitive to this and get a headache when watching it WRTV 6 locally does EVERYTHING it can with this except live broad casts and the network feeds (I think ABC frowns on it).

    Toodles.

  239. Re:Television Subscription service? or Spam servic by gfxguy · · Score: 1
    ABC and Disney are more or less in the same business, i.e. entertainment on demand. They don't own unrelated companies, much less huge ones, that get 'free' advertising as a perk.
    Well, we'll have to disagree on this point. While Disney may be more pure entertainment, I could easily classify AOL as being entertainment - as in, not a necessary thing, something that might go under a families entertainment budget. Most people surf for entertainment. News is entertainment, there's no mistaking that, otherwise there would be no competition between news networks. I would certainly consider Disney (movies, theme parks, stores... oh yes, stores... are they entertainment?) to be quite a HUGE company that gets "free" advertising on ABC.
    Even then, I still see significant antitrust issues with big companies (which once were separate) being able to advertise at next to nothing like this. ABC/Disney is borderline at best, CNN/AOLTW is way over the line.
    I can see how you might find it annoying, but I don't see how you can compare it in anyway with the likes of MS and in the context of anti-trust. Neither Disney nor CNN (or any of the WB/Turner networks) excludes competition from advertising on their networks. It seems to me both Disney and AOL/TW are both playing quite fairly...for now.

    I mean, as I've already mentioned, it's "internal" money, but how else is AOL supposed to advertise? Are they supposed to stop advertising on CNN simply because they now own the company? That doesn't make a whole lot of sense. In a similar vein, is MS supposed to not advertise MSN on the desktop? Or should they just not be allowed to force OEMs from excluding other services? And what difference, ultimately, does it make how much AOL is paying itself to advertise? I mean, they could come out and say "we are playing fair - more than fair, in fact, we charge ourselves twice the going rate!" What difference could it make?

    In any event, the crusade against AOL/TW, at this point, sounds like big business hate rant. They haven't really done anything (yet) with respect to this issue to warrant any negative comments. Now, their participation in RIAA and MPAA et. al. makes me dislike them, but I don't have a problem with this advertising businesss - unless you can show how they've excluded others.

    Ultimately, the reason I disagree with you, is because there's no alternative that would make you happy except to see no AOL advertisements on any AOL owned channel, and that's hardly fair. You come off as someone who simply doesn't like AOL. That's fine, but that's not an argument.

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    Stupid sexy Flanders.
  240. Why not run this process in reverse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess the expense of the system comes from having to do the frame comparison in real-time.

    But pre-encoded video such as MPEG2 already contains key frames and motion compensation data.

    So if TiVO for example were to periodically repeat frames which contain minimal changes, you could stretch TV shows by a few minutes during 'live' playback.

    And that way by the time you saw the start of the ad TiVO would have buffered enough of the live data to let you skip forward for those minutes.

    So you get to watch complete programs uninterrupted.

  241. 22 minutes worth of TV by John+Harrison · · Score: 2

    Actaully, the tentative title of the new NBC show Watching Ellie was originally going to be something along the lines of "22 minutes". I can't find my source fo r that info right now. Anyhow, they were told that they couldn't name it that since 1/2 hours shows in the USA now take less than 22 minutes and they didn't want viewers to have this pointed out to them either by naming the show "21 minutes" or by going ahead with the "22 minutes" title and then dealing with an uproar when people noticed that it was in fact not a 22 minute long show.

  242. O.K. : I'm convinced... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it's a sign of the End Times. Repent!

  243. At last I can get the jokes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These devices are used in order to compress a program into the right amount of time so you CAN put the required amount of commericals in.

    I hope channels 7 and 10 in Australia employee this - it'll make a nice change from cutting the punchlines that occur just before an add break.

  244. Shocking! Obscene! Morbid! Immoral! Ungodly! by fm6 · · Score: 2

    There, is that what you wanted to hear?