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  1. Re:!better on Dept. of Homeland Security To Test Iris Scanners · · Score: 3, Funny

    Brought to you by all those people who thought this administration would be better than the last.

    LMAO. Also brought to you by the folks at Diebold, makers of the hackable electronic voting device. Now taking bets on how long it will take to hack into our iris scanners.

  2. Re:Could be worse on Solar Cells Made From Bioluminescent Jellyfish · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our Jelly filled overlords!

    Insert funny Homer Simpson quote here. MMMMMM..jelly filled donuts. Homer they're not jelly filled donuts, they're jellyfish overlords/Marge

  3. Re:What? on Anti-Product Placement For Negative Branding · · Score: 1

    What the hell is a snooki, and why are we talking about it on slashdot?

    Because this is Idle and it's a slow news day. If your name is snooki there's a real good chance I don't give a shit about you or your handbag.

  4. What's next? on Gubernatorial Candidate Wants to Sell Speeding Passes for $25 · · Score: 1

    Next thing you know they'll be legalizing prostitution and decriminalizing marijuana statewide. Yeesh things are getting out of control in Nevada. Seriously though...as you can see by some of the comments in this post, this is a very slippery slope to walk. Personally I think this is just a bullshit campaign promise that he will quickly rescind if he is elected.

  5. Re:Financial Meltdown on Judging You By the Online Company You Keep · · Score: 1

    There is nothing wrong about doing good due diligence before lending money. Maybe the economy would be in better shape if we had more of this going on.

    Dude, the economy failed because a bunch of people got greedy and made too many unstable financial transactions.

  6. Re:Heat shielding? on NASA Preps Closest-Ever Sun Mission · · Score: 1

    I oppose using taxpayer money to purchase Ferengi technology.

    We had to buy Ferengi because the Romulan tech was too expensive. Those fuckers wanted 20 bars of gold pressed latinum while the Ferengi only wanted 10. Shoehornjob

  7. Am I the only one? on Snoop Dogg Joins the War On Cybercrime · · Score: 1

    That saw the headline as Snoop Dog joints the war on cybercrime... WHAT snoop dog is fighting cybercrime with joints...count me IN. picks mind out of the gutter

  8. Re:Malthus Primer on Armed Man Takes Hostages At Discovery Channel HQ · · Score: 1

    Somebody mod this guy up because he obviouslt knows what the hell he's talking about.

  9. Re:Well... on Armed Man Takes Hostages At Discovery Channel HQ · · Score: 1

    I guess he did his bit for over-population.

    China calling... I hear you have radical atheist baby hating wackjob. Discovery...Yes. China ...send him right over.

  10. Re:Well... on India Now Wants Access To Google and Skype · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Oh yeah and Fuck India and while we're at it Fuck China too.

  11. Re:Well... on India Now Wants Access To Google and Skype · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Bah, I've digressed a bit but the point remains - do business in America you American companies. Stop outsourcing everything, including the natural talent that America (used to?) have.

    American Corporations are suffering from a ravenous bout of greed and short term profit taking. Until they change their act or the government cracks down on outsourcing (neither of which is likely to happen any time soon) we're in for a long ride. I hoped that the government would attach conditions to all that bailout money we paid out but they failed us again. It seems like we will have to right up to the brink of complete failure before we get their act together.

  12. Re:Not really, no on Ancient Nubians Drank Antibiotic-Laced Beer · · Score: 1

    Sometimes sick people got better after drinking beer

    Sometimes sick people drank a lot of beer and didn't give a shit if they got better...especially if it was infused with a lot of medical marijuana.

  13. Re:Why? on The Nuclear Bunker Where Wikileaks Will Be Located · · Score: 2

    They're probably not paying any rent and because "it is the colocation center of Bahnhof, a Swedish internet hosting company (FTFA)" and because "Bahnhof further expanded the facilities when they took it over, blasting new space for gas oil power plants." it makes sense.

  14. Re:Disappointed on The Nuclear Bunker Where Wikileaks Will Be Located · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Because they are underground it is much easier to control the climate. They are not as affected by poor weather going on upstairs. And let's not forget the batcave factor. That would be a very cool place to hang out.

  15. Re:Europa?!? on The Best Near-Term Future of Space Exploration? · · Score: 1

    Hmm yeah I forgot about that. Best not to fuck with the monolith people. Better park a beacon in orbit just in case future generations forget.

  16. Re:Nuke them on The Best Near-Term Future of Space Exploration? · · Score: 1

    Nice idea but even the best minds at JPL/NASA would have a hell of a time estimating the trajectory of the resulting fragments.

  17. Re:Economic sense? on The Best Near-Term Future of Space Exploration? · · Score: 2, Informative

    You forge the gold into a landing module and use a mass-accelerate to bring it back to earth.

    Gold lander module meets atmosphere at oh 18 thousand mph http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle#Re-entry_and_landing and said lander becomes gold soup. At this point your profit is pretty much fucked but you've got a really nice gold streak in the sky.

  18. Re:What do I think? on The Best Near-Term Future of Space Exploration? · · Score: 1

    If we were able to park our craft on an asteroid with a stable and well known trajectory it seems to me that we could hitch a free ride to the outer planets. Granted we would need some serious boosters to attain sufficient escape velocity but if such an asteroid could be found it would solve some problems. We have some seriously bright minds at NASA/JPL so I don't believe I'm the first person to think of this. Europa anyone?

  19. Re:[Citation Needed] on Burning Man Goes Open Source For Cell Phones · · Score: 1

    I think what he's trying to say is that he was Steve Jobs best customer.

    Score...literally. OMG so funny wish I hadn't spent my mod points as rhook clearly needs to be modded up. As for Steve's excessive LSD use he obviously didn't listen to me when I told him not to eat the brown acid. Sadly some things can never be undone.

  20. Re:Why is this on the front page in red? on Burning Man Goes Open Source For Cell Phones · · Score: 1

    Once they get started burning iI guess it's hard to stop.

  21. I may have read that one wrong on Burning Man Goes Open Source For Cell Phones · · Score: 1

    I never figured the Burning Man crowd as open source developers. Yeah pretty much just the sex drugs and art crowd. Gotta stay off the drugs man.

  22. Re:Why? on HP Snaps Up 3PAR For $2 Billion · · Score: 1

    Lack of leadership at the top maybe? Since they just fired the head honcho I don't know who's running the show. It seems to me that HP has always had issues though.

  23. Re:What the summary doesn't say: on HP Snaps Up 3PAR For $2 Billion · · Score: 1

    Unless the author of the PC magazine article was trying to make some funny(?) play on words (sans= multiple storqage area networks 3PAR data storage provider) Just sayin....aw never mind it was stupid anyway.

  24. Re:Buy one get one? on NIH Orders Halt To Embryonic Stem Cell Research · · Score: 1

    Lobby Congress and the President (who are rather in the majority at the moment

    Yeah...better get that done soon as I don't know how much political capital the democrats will have as election season is coming up soon. I'm no political analyst but you tend to see some shakeups in midterms.

  25. Re:Not terribly surprising on It's Official — AMD Will Retire the ATI Brand · · Score: 1

    As I read it they now have no choice. If they want to buy an AMD cpu or an ATI gpu they are locked in to both. I'm still unsure if this is a big win for consumers.