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  1. *cockpunch*

    She probably does not have one. A *cunt*punt* would be different.

    True, but it takes balls to be that boldfaced despicable. Like the asshole Mylan investor who modded me down with a Troll vote for my prior comment.

    Outside of Bloodhound Gang's "Right Turn Clyde" I've never heard of a dick with no balls, nor vice-versa. I could be wrong, of course.

  2. Die. Die in several fires. With vigor and fervor. *cockpunch*

  3. High-Maintenance but can't give me a blowjob... no on EFF Calls On HP To Disable Printer Ink Self-Destruct Sequence (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If it floats, flies, fucks, or prints, it's cheaper to rent it.

    I find I print more often after switching away from inkjet to laser. The problem with inkjet was I'd print so seldom that the cartridges would get clogged and that just made me want to use it even less. Why fiddle around for an hour trying to get a good photo print when the Walmart down the street is faster and doesn't go through $5 in ink each time? I had a geriatric (Centronics-50 SCSI; that's how old) Kodak dye sub printer that was less trouble.

    I picked up a used business-class HP B/W laser all-in-one for $25 and the damn thing goes like a champ.
    For color, I have a Brother laser. I'll sacrifice print quality for reliability any day.

  4. And nothing of value was lost. on ITT Tech Is Officially Closing (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    It's not a good sign when in the first week you find out your Electronics instructor's work experience amounts to Laser tech in the military and former cop in CA. It's even worse when he spends way too much time making jokes about "Siemens" (as in conductance).

    Sorry not sorry, fuckers.

  5. Re:Clinton should be in jail!!! on Clinton's First Email Server Was a Power Mac Tower (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Being an asshole isn't illegal.

  6. This'll go over well.. on HAARP Holds Open House To Dispel Rumors Of Mind Control (adn.com) · · Score: 1

    Like a fart in a Megachurch.

  7. SCOracle? on Oracle Is Funding a New Anti-Google Group (fortune.com) · · Score: 2

    With how often both do such incredibly asinine things, I'm sure I'm not the only one who gets Oracle and SCO mixed up at times.

  8. Oh fall off the fucking planet. on Nintendo NX Is a Portable Console With Detachable Controllers, Says Report (eurogamer.net) · · Score: 0

    Wild guess you're 23, think you're "all grown up now", and look down on everyone older or younger.

  9. Re:Can someone explain the appeal of this game? on Apple To Make $3 Billion From Pokemon Go (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Seriously.

    Lures are like buying a round for your friends, but for like 50 cents and everyone can join in. Plus, I give away team decals with my business cards.

    What were you picturing when you read my post?

  10. Re:Can someone explain the appeal of this game? on Apple To Make $3 Billion From Pokemon Go (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Now that I think about it, geocaching is a really good way to put it.

    A local flower shop has a cool mouse statue in back that I never knew about until GO happened. On top of that, I learned some local history and finally realized that some of the headstones were hand-carved when I visited the Cemetery at night trying to back up the gym there.

    And, after the GO side of things, I looked around and noticed the South side was full of solar LED landscape lights, while the North side had very few. Exploring, I found the earliest departure date was in 1986 among those who had the lights in the North. It was more a matter of having living family members, but seeing those later dates nestled among much earlier dates made me realize the burial plots had been reserved far in advance.

  11. Re:Can someone explain the appeal of this game? on Apple To Make $3 Billion From Pokemon Go (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Pussyaching on Slashdot in AC mode is better.

  12. I hucked $40 at it. Lures, mostly. I'm on Android. on Apple To Make $3 Billion From Pokemon Go (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I've paid more for games that gave me far less (cough, World of Warcraft). Apple makes my skin crawl. I feel the same way about Apple as I do about Disco and Herpes.

  13. That Pokemon GO reference at the end. on SpaceX Successfully Lands Falcon 9 Rocket On Solid Ground For the Second Time (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    I'd throw any number of Pokeballs at a CP2024 Dragon Capsule to catch it.

  14. Re:Slippery slope? on Third Tesla Crashes Amid Report of SEC Investigation (usatoday.com) · · Score: 1

    experimental? The FAA has a special certification for that.
    The DMV does not.

    Cars are on the ground. They have zero chance of flying over or into buildings unless something has gone _very_ wrong.

  15. Slippery slope? on Third Tesla Crashes Amid Report of SEC Investigation (usatoday.com) · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When one attempts to make something idiot-proof, nature builds a better idiot. Not necessarily true, but we live in world where innovators are hampered by the chance of being sued by idiots who just-don't-listen.

    "Fire is hot", "peanuts may contain peanuts", "online play not rated", "cruise control is not auto-pilot", "autopilot is experimental", etc.

    Beta-testing is work.

    What I wonder is whether the automated steering fights the driver if said driver takes over to correct a computational error.

  16. Reality on Ask Slashdot: Is It Ever OK To Quit Without Giving Notice? · · Score: 1

    If you give two weeks notice, you often find yourself let go immediately.

    Fuck em.

  17. Re:it can't be for distributing copyrighted materi on Man Who Teaches People How To Repair Their MacBooks Alludes To Apple Lawsuit (gamerevolution.com) · · Score: 1

    Everyone is a hero until the Cockroach flies.

  18. Glad /. picked this up. The tone in his voice with the last video is familiar... because it was my own. FWIW, I emerged victorious from my own battle.

  19. After watching my mother deal with it... on Cancer Is An Evolutionary Mechanism To 'Autocorrect' Our Gene Pool, Suggests Paper (sciencealert.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm refusing treatment for anything other than skin cancer.

    No thanks. Quality of life and burning cash reserves are both big deals to me.

    My mother's body was so far gone she couldn't even donate it to science like she wanted to. All they could take were her eyes (she had a cataract fixed in one, but not the other).

  20. I just love his hydraulic press channel.

  21. Death doesn't scare me and I have a sense of adventure. Contributing to the Greater Good would be an honor.

  22. Irrelevant. on Bitcoin Sting Operation Nabs Egyptian Dentist (themerkle.com) · · Score: 1, Informative

    I'm sure he'll still get stoned to death over "something".

  23. "will continue to be platform and device agnostic"

    My ass.

  24. Re:*bullet burn* That was a close one. on Oculus No Longer Lets Customers Move Purchased Software To Non-Oculus Hardware (boingboing.net) · · Score: 1

    You made the right choice. Having used both, the Vive is a much more fun and rewarding experience. Room scale makes *all* the difference :)

    I so so so entirely agree. The sparse hairs on the back of my neck stood up the first time I saw the SteamVR Tutorial. I'm not who I was prior to that.

  25. Re:Any official word from Oculus yet? on Oculus No Longer Lets Customers Move Purchased Software To Non-Oculus Hardware (boingboing.net) · · Score: 1

    OHAI 3dfx! And fuck you.