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Ask Slashdot: Is It Ever OK To Quit Without Giving Notice?

HughPickens.com writes: Employees and employers alike have the right under at-will employment laws in almost all states to end their relationship without notice, for any reason, but the two-week rule is a widely accepted standard of workplace conduct. However, Sue Shellenbarger writes at the WSJ that a growing number of workers are leaving without giving two weeks' notice. Some bosses blame young employees who feel frustrated by limited prospects or have little sense of attachment to their workplace. But employment experts say some older workers are quitting without notice as well. They feel overworked or unappreciated after years of laboring under pay cuts and expanded workloads imposed during the recession. One employee at Dupray, a customer-service rep, scheduled a meeting and announced she was quitting, then rose and headed for the exit. She seemed surprised when the director of human resources stopped her and explained that employees are expected to give two weeks' notice. "She said, 'I've been watching 'Suits,' and this is how it happens,'" referring to the TV drama set in a law firm.

According to Shellenbarger, quitting without notice is sometimes justified. Employees with access to proprietary information, such as those working in sales or new-product development, face a conflict of interest if they accept a job with a competitor. Employees in such cases typically depart right away -- ideally, by mutual agreement. It can also be best to exit quickly if an employer is abusive, or if you suspect your employer is doing something illegal. More often, quitting without notice "is done in the heat of emotion, by someone who is completely frustrated, angry, offended or upset," says David Lewis, president of OperationsInc., a Norwalk, Conn., human-resources consulting firm. That approach can burn bridges and generate bad references. Phyllis Hartman says employees have a responsibility to try to communicate about what's wrong. "Start figuring out if there is anything you can do to fix it. The worst that can happen is that nobody listens or they tell you no."
What do you Slashdotters think about providing employers notice of departure? Has there ever been a circumstance that warranted quitting your job without any prior notice?

765 comments

  1. loyalty is a two-way street by edmudama · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A company cannot fight for right-to-work laws, then be upset when employees exercise their right to not work.

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    1. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My bosses favourite saying:

      There's the door if anyone wants to walk out!

      One day I did.

    2. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Toxic work environment. sexual or other harassment, unilateral breach of the work agreement (pay cut, type of work or location changed). 100% defensible even if your work contract requires you to give notice.

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    3. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I quit without notice after an employer said that, also after asking me to fraudulently alter time stamps on database entries.

    4. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I agree: worked @ at DuPont Fibers for 30 years, unit sold to Koch brothers from Kansa ( yes them ) which put us as a private company for them. Had some layoffs and during this time, nobody got a raise for the first 3-4 years under them. Then it was decided to move jobs to Mexico.

      I found another job in 2009 when full-time jobs were hard to get and gave them 2 hours notice on my last Friday at work before starting the new job on Monday, this after 35 years. Reason for no 2 week notice: people that did, got treated like shit during those 2 weeks including a boss. Seen what happened and did what I did w/o any regret. Probably would do same thing at current job, as companies now, really don't inspire or try to build loyalty like they use to.

    5. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      but the two-week rule is a widely accepted standard of workplace conduct.

      when companies only offer you 'contract work' when you are over 50 (since its easier to fire you, being a protected age class if you are NOT fulltime) - and they walk your ass out right after the project is over, the days of company loyalty are ALSO LONG GONE.

      I could care less about the company I work for. they could care less about me.

      I hate that. I used to care. but they stopped, and so, I had to.

      its just that simple.

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    6. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by tommyjcarpenter · · Score: 5, Interesting

      yep. Nailed it. If employers want the right to fire you for any reason without notice, then it works both ways. This is really simple.

    7. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by WorBlux · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Right unilateral breach makes just about any contract voidable by the injured party.

    8. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by bloodhawk · · Score: 2, Informative

      I agree BUT, burning your bridges is never a smart idea if it is not necessary, you never know when the work colleague, boss etc are going to sometime in future have a say over your future prospects somewhere else, they move around employers too and you don't want them having to make a decision about you with that tainted memory in mind.

    9. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pfft not being a right-to-work state doesn't do jack to help you with this. In a right-to-work state, you don't have to be part of a union if you don't want to. That's pretty much it. There are still labor laws.

      In the at-will state I work in, you don't have to work in an industry that has unions if you don't want to, but the employers can terminate the working relationship at any time for any reason as long as they don't tell you the reason.

      I guess if you happen to work in a union shop, you might have some recourse, but for the privilege you get send part of your pay to a duplicate entire management structure who also live off the fruits of your labor, but without contributing anything to the success of your efforts. I'd rather just keep the money and save it as a buffer against sudden loss of employment.

      Loyalty is a two-way street, but you don't necessarily see less loyalty in a right-to-work state.

    10. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Dorianny · · Score: 1

      A company cannot fight for right-to-work laws, then be upset when employees exercise their right to not work.

      2 weeks notices are a relic of a long gone era when Companies and employees treated each-other with mutual respect. In today's workplace where people find out that they have been laid off and their Unit has been outsourced, thru e-mail and entrance-card credential were revoked it is silly for employees to extend a courtesy that is no longer extended to them

    11. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by FlyHelicopters · · Score: 2, Funny

      I could care less about the company I work for. they could care less about me.

      Watch and learn something, then you might have a better job finding employment...

      https://youtu.be/om7O0MFkmpw

    12. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My work place wanted to move me an unreasonable distance from where I used to work. I had just moved to a new apt within the last 4 months to avoid exactly the kind of commute I would of had to do if I started working at the new location. I progressively started to work more and more from home, until I went a whole week without showing up at work. At some point my manager asked me if I was going to start working from the office again, I said no that wasn't very convenient for me. He mentioned a few other things but long story short, I'm still working from home. Pay cheques still get mailed and I'm happy as I could be now that I get to work from home every day.

      Moral of the story: Just like when you're dealing with cops, make sure to distinguish between what they're 'asking you vs 'what they 'demand of you'. Someone with no balls would of returned to work from the office after having the conversation I had. I decided to stand up for myself and do what I felt was right, and I feel like I'm being handsomely rewarded for it.

    13. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by alzoron · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Sometimes you just have to burn a bridge, you want to hold it long enough for your friends to make it across but you have to burn it before the disease ridden husk of a functioning company makes it across and infects the rest of society.

    14. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Should have changed the year.

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    15. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      when companies only offer you 'contract work' when you are over 50 (since its easier to fire you, being a protected age class if you are NOT fulltime) - and they walk your ass out right after the project is over, the days of company loyalty are ALSO LONG GONE.

      In general, if I'm contract, then I'm here as a hired-gun and that's all I am. I'm not part of "team" and I don't necessarily believe in the "vision." You get work, I get money, and that's the only relationship. If you need something done in a month and I'm going to need to put in 12 hour days to do it, you're going to pay me for each and every hour or I'll walk. And, yes, I make sure that I communicate how much work I believe it's going to be before a contract is signed.

      If I'm there as a contract, my only loyalty is to money--No freebies.

    16. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by sumdumass · · Score: 2

      I quit without notice once and the employer claimed i was fired for not showing up. I actually had to explain that not showing up was proof that I quit at a future interview. I was already into the interview process when the work reference came up but i had already told them I quit the job.

      My reason was being expected to work a 12 hour shift just 4 hours after being held over 6 hours on my previous shift making an 18 hour day. They said I would be wrote up if i was late for the next shift and i asked them to look deeply into my eyes and tell me if they saw somebody that cared. The manager said he knew I cared because i just bought a new car. Had that been true, I might have cared. They called about an hour before the next shift asking why I was still home. I said i quit that's why and hung up then unplugged the it from the wall for a couple days (before cell phones were affordable).

    17. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 weeks is something employees are expected to provide, but not employers. They let go on the same day itself.

    18. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by sumdumass · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's all good in theory until they list you as terminated for job abandoning. It also doesn't look good to future employers if they just said you quit without notice. They want some sense of stability when investing in a new hire.

      Of course if it is a similar field in a close area, they probably already understand the conditions or reasons because you wouldn't be the first to do so.

    19. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That. I'm in Canada, Quebec at that (yeah yeah queue the jokes on that ;)) and here the two weeks are mandatory both ways. Last time I quit I gave the two weeks and my boss was very upset that I didn't give hime more notice. I explained very calmly to him that if he wants to have more than that he had better set up a contract that states a longer notice period (for both parties). If the company can't be expected to be loyal why would I be?

    20. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by mattack2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I could care less about the company I work for.

      So you DO care about them, then.

    21. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      Where I am it has been customary to actually give 3 weeks notice. Every time I've left a job I have given that 3 weeks notice, but only because the companies always treated me well.

      If they had treated me like crap, I would have been out the moment I heard "you're hired!" from the next place.

    22. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Dorianny · · Score: 1

      Where I am it has been customary to actually give 3 weeks notice. Every time I've left a job I have given that 3 weeks notice, but only because the companies always treated me well.

      If they had treated me like crap, I would have been out the moment I heard "you're hired!" from the next place.

      It is admirable that there are still companies that treat employees with respect and vice-versa, however in today's workplace this is largely the exception rather than the rule. I am amazed how commonplace is for companies to invoke the term "family" when they talk about how they want their employees to treat them, yet these very same companies treat their employees as tools to be discarded as soon as they have outlived their usefulness

    23. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I quit a job and gave them 3 weeks notice. My boss came back to me and said, "I talked to HR, and 2 weeks is standard."

      I told him, "You can't tell ME how much notice to give. If you make me leave in 2 weeks, you're firing me, and I get unemployment."

    24. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2

      job abandoning

      you made that up. its not 'a thing'. firstly, you QUIT. they can't say anything else. its their word against yours. and you would never list a company you quit from as a ref.

      what planet are you from??

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    25. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Cramer · · Score: 1

      Legally, it doesn't work like that. As soon as you've handed in your written resignation, they can walk you to the door. And as most people aren't giving notice until they already have a new job lined up, they wouldn't get any unemployment at all.

    26. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      I read your other post. I still don't get it.

      if you quit, you create a paper trail of some kind with a date/time on it. that's your notice, even if 0-hours, that you are no longer employed, BY YOUR CHOICE.

      if they then try to claim their firing you came first, that's bullshit and if they are 'that kind' of company, then there's no way to reason with them no matter what.

      what kind of work was this? govt or some 'by the book' place? sounds aweful.

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    27. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except you don't get unemployment when you're fired for cause.

    28. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      The other thing that cuts both ways is that a lot of work places will fire you as soon as you give notice. It's therefore better for the employee to know what they're getting into and simply not give notice.

    29. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They tell you in the face that your job is secure and that you don't have nothing to worry about just seconds of having decided that they will fire you at the end of the month
      And wont lose a night of sleep about it

    30. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      When I first moved to California, I worked for a company that had just bought the company that I actually was hired into.

      Everyone who left around that time gave zero notice.

      Most of the people leaving were stating in the industry so could expect to come across former bosses and colleagues in the future. No one was worried about the zero notice: it was just considered normal practice.

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    31. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by macs4all · · Score: 1

      but the two-week rule is a widely accepted standard of workplace conduct.

      when companies only offer you 'contract work' when you are over 50 (since its easier to fire you, being a protected age class if you are NOT fulltime) - and they walk your ass out right after the project is over, the days of company loyalty are ALSO LONG GONE.

      I could care less about the company I work for. they could care less about me.

      I hate that. I used to care. but they stopped, and so, I had to.

      its just that simple.

      This. so much this. I could have written your post myself

    32. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      Legally, it doesn't work like that. As soon as you've handed in your written resignation, they can walk you to the door. And as most people aren't giving notice until they already have a new job lined up, they wouldn't get any unemployment at all.

      It did when I did it a few years ago. I put my notice in, the manager said "tell you what, that's not necessary, pack your stuff". They fought me on the unemployment, and they lost because the state considered it a dismissal without cause.

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    33. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      That. I'm in Canada, Quebec at that (yeah yeah queue the jokes on that ;)) and here the two weeks are mandatory both ways

      Québec here, too. This is bullshit. The two weeks are not mandatory, unless you worked there for more than a year. And you can quit with zero seconds notice.

    34. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      I could care less about the company I work for. they could care less about me.

      How much less could each of you care? What does that mean?

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    35. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Probably.....for example, it would probably cause him to care even less if the company stopped paying him, or if it turned out the company was just run on hookers and blackjack.....

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    36. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Cramer · · Score: 1

      Which state?

    37. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by bwcbwc · · Score: 0

      Flip the question around: Is it ok to lay people off without paying severance? (Or by playing games like low-ball job "offers" that force you to quit and lose severance.)

      Considering the games that HR departments play, costing workers millions of dollars in compensation, quitting without notice is trivial by comparison.

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    38. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      > I agree BUT, burning your bridges is never a smart idea if it is not necessary,

      And if you must quit suddenly, _ensure_ that you've made a paper trail before the act. _Read_ your employment contract for what intellectual property you own, for how accumulated vacation pay is handled, and for what the dates actually are for your stock "vestments" to mature. Losing medical insurance, unemployment coverage, or an anticipated stock option from a company going public are reasons to postpone a delay. Losing the registration and tickets to that overseas conference, or being stuck with them on your own credit card after you've left the company sending you, can be very hard on your fiscal reserves.

      If you're leaving because the workplace became intolerable, make sure you have witnesses who can and will testify. It can matter in court, and it certainly matters for getting your next role.

    39. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Job abandonment is a thing. If you just stop showing up, you get terminated for job abandonment, but if you let your employer know you are quitting (with or without notice) then you quit.

    40. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Canada, labour laws are a provincial jurisdiction, and the laws vary by province. I don't know about all the provinces, but those of which I do know all have a probationary period. In British Columbia, that is period is six months. At any time up to the end of the probationary period, you can be let go without any reason given. After the probationary period, the employer must give a reason for the dismissal (which frequently means the reason given is layoff due to lack of work – whether true or not).

      Unless you are fired for cause (e.g. stealing from the company), then the employer must give you notice, or pay in lieu of notice, whether in the probationary period or after.

      For those provinces that I know about, the length of notice is not set, but depends upon the nature of the job. The major criterion usually used for length of required notice is the length of the pay cycle. If you are in a job where you get paid at the end of every workday (not common any more), then you get one day's notice. Get paid by the week, notice is one week. If you get paid by the month, then you are likely entitled to a month's notice. Since most people get paid biweekly, they are entitled to two weeks notice.

      If you are in a position where you have an employment contract, i.e. upper management or contractor, then the contract will almost always specify the length of notice required. In the rare instances where there is an employment contract that doesn't specify termination details, one of the criteria used to determine the length of notice will be how long an employer could reasonably expect to have to search to fill the position and how long an employee could reasonably expect to take to find similar employment.

    41. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's a lost battle, friend. The phrase "I couldn't care less" has been misused by enough people for long enough that the popular variant "I could care less" means the exact same thing.

      It sucks that stupidity winds up defining language. But that's the reality we face.

    42. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In most states, if you give notice but the employer neither lets you work the full notice period or pays you to not work it, then you get unemploymemt. In some states you can onlly get it from the day they terminate you to the day on your notice, but in others you get the benefits until you get a job or the full unemployment benefits are exhausted.

    43. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many times people branch swing. They don't quit without notice until they have accepted another offer. This is in their best interest, because sometimes employers terminate complainers for complaining...leaving one without a job until a new one is found.

      In branch-swing scenarios, their new employers know darn good and well that they just poached an employee, and are just as aware that that same employee could be poached again (if not properly taken care of).

      Depending on your industry, a talent-shortage means that the bad rep for being a no-notice-quitter is less impactful to your prospects than the quality of the shoes you wear to the interview.

    44. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While not the norm, burning a bridge to hell can be the best thing.

    45. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by ubergeek65536 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Idioms are not required to follow logic. "I could care less" means exactly the same as "I couldn't care less"

    46. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      would have. Both times, moron.

    47. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by omgwtfroflbbqwasd · · Score: 1

      Companies lay people off without severance all the time, mostly people who are PIPed out. Severance really only exists as an incentive to not sue them for wrongful termination, particularly if the job moves somewhere else that's lower-cost.

    48. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by lgw · · Score: 2

      I would caveat "harassment" to add "and HR didn't fix it".

      Overall, as much as they may deserve it, leaving without notice risks hurting yourself. The one question future employers may ask former employers is "is he eligible for re-hire", and a "no" there can hurt you. Sometimes it's worth it even so, but don't cut off your nose to spiderface.

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    49. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's an idiom which means they don't care at all. The English language is not a static language defined by pedants.

    50. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Desler · · Score: 1

      That's all good in theory until they list you as terminated for job abandoning.

      They weren't saying to no longer show up to work without saying anything. They are talking about telling telling the boss that you quit and then leaving right then and there. That is not "job abandoning". It's quitting.

    51. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Desler · · Score: 1

      I agree BUT, burning your bridges is never a smart idea if it is not necessary,

      It's not burning a bridge. It's treating the company as they would treat you. Besides, many companies will simply walk you out the door after giving notice. So all that courtesy that you were trying to extend to them is thrown back in your face.

    52. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 0, Troll

      "I could care less" means exactly the same as "I couldn't care less"

      Errr, no it doesn't. Idiomatic or not, they have different meanings.

      I know the unwashed masses are too busy taking selfies to care, but when someone uses "I could care less" when they really mean "I couldn't care less", it immediately marks them as ignorant, sloppy, hard of thinking, or just plain stupid.

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    53. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's an idiom which means they don't care at all. The English language is not a static language defined by pedants.

      No, but logic is, you dildo-brained ballbag.

    54. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by gfxguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unless you've done something that justifies immediate dismissal, the company I work for generally gives you notice that you're being laid off ahead of time, and also offers a generous severance to everyone (not just executives). If they had a habit of just kicking people out without warning, I wouldn't feel obliged to give two weeks notice. If the company treats you like crap, though, I don't see where it's written into any contracts that two weeks is required, so too bad.

      I have seen cases where people were asked to leave immediately - even escorted out of the building, but then I don't necessarily know the circumstances of their dismissal. In all cases where I know there was no impropriety, work continued for those people laid off for sometimes a month or more (and then severance after that). I guess the point of what I'm saying is that some employers don't deserve the respect of being given notice, but some employers are really quite good about how they handle their employees, and it behooves the person leaving to not "burn bridges," as the TFA mentions.

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    55. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Even one incident of sexual harassment has been held to be sufficient cause to quit without notice and without penalty. And any employer who's asked you to do anything illegal is in no position to badmouth you if you instead quit immediately. As you can tell if you read the comments, that's not all that infrequent.

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    56. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are still required to follow the basic rules of language. "Could" and "could not" is never, under any circumstance, the same thing. Ever.

      Unless it's opposite day.

    57. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Read and learn something else, and you might be able to pull the stick out of your ass.

    58. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every day is opposite day, with Sarcasm(TM).

    59. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      Good point about PTO... I've earned enough vacation time this year (only one day off so far - I usually have most of December off because it's use it or lose it) that I could give two weeks notice and just take the last two as vacation time.

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    60. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      Florida, one of the most labor-unfriendly states in the U.S.

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    61. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me telling them I'm leaving is not cause for dismissal.

    62. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that's is without logic!

    63. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      You hear horror stories about that, but it's not really the norm. There really still are some good companies out there. If you're having a terrible time at a company, and leaving it because you can't stand working there, then I don't see the problem with burning that bridge, but if you're leaving a job you like for a better job opportunity, then it's really stupid to not give notice. I've seen my company walk fired employees out the door for some major impropriety, and I've seen the all-too-frequent rounds of layoffs where people get at least two weeks notice, some a lot more - some kept on to finish projects that might take many months, as well as super generous severance. Why don't people sabotage those projects? Because they are getting great severance pay at the end, and lots of time to find a new job. I'm not going to burn that bridge.

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    64. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by gfxguy · · Score: 2

      I disagree... I think perception is skewed because we generally only hear about the horror stories; I don't really think it's the "norm," even if it's too common.

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    65. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it means the speaker/writer is an idiot.

    66. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      But what if he cared less about his job of finding employment because it was too much work?

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    67. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      You couldn't be less logical.

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    68. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they walk me to the door before the my last day (not the day of notice), it is legally a termination. Giving notice has no legal significance, it's merely a courtesy unless I signed an employment contract agreeing to give 2 weeks' notice, and did not comply. Then they could sue me for breach of contract, but if they decide when my last day will be, it's legally a termination.

    69. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by MrKaos · · Score: 1

      I could care less about the company I work for. they could care less about me.

      How much less could each of you care? What does that mean?

      It means it takes too much work to care less. He cares somewhat about them and they care somewhat about him, however they are struggling to find the words to express how much they actually care for each other.

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    70. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what do you say when you literally mean "I could care less"?

    71. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by MrKaos · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's an idiom which means they don't care at all.

      I think you'll find it is a colloquialism.

      The English language is not a static language defined by pedants.

      It's a language made to convey meaning without ambiguity. Not that I really care, I care a bit but not like a grammar nazi could care more than I do. I could care less and less until I couldn't care any less but then I couldn't care less when in reality I could care less, it's just too much effort to do so.

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    72. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I"I could care less" means exactly the same as "I couldn't care less"

      Really? I'm pretty sure that "not" changes the meaning to be exactly the opposite. At least in English.

    73. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you understand the concept of sarcasm like in the idiom "I should be so lucky!"? Also, do you pronounce the first "r" in February? Do you say "cut and dried" instead of "cut and dry"? How about "iced cream" instead of "ice cream"? Do you question the grammar of idioms such as "How come" meaning the same thing as "why" or idiomatic phrases like "be that as it may"? Just curious..

    74. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the other people you worked with who now bare a grudge against you for being a prick to them. If they walk you out the door then great, no one can say you screwed them over. I don't get this moronic mentality that says you must screw everyone over simply because you can. I have seen first hand people get badly burnt from this approach. Instead of thinking of it as screwing the employer you need to think of it as screwing and limiting your own future prospects which in effect is what you are doing.

    75. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty much nothing is _required_ to follow logic. It's just preferable if it did.

    76. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all that does is generate spite in people left behind, no matter how much of a prick they are what you should be thinking is how much damage can they do to my future career. Never underestimate the vitriol that can come from people you screw over, My friend did such an act about 10 years ago when he left his employer, basically screwed them over on project he was working on when he got another offer, he left in an extremely spiteful way putting a flamethrower to that bridge. 1 month later the company he moved to went bust and he was fucked as his reputation around town was shit because of the manner in which he left, he actually had to move cities to get a new job.

    77. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by ultranova · · Score: 2

      The English language is not a static language defined by pedants.

      It's a language made to convey meaning without ambiguity.

      No, that would be legalese. English, just like any human language, has plenty of ambiguity built right in, simply because context sensitivity makes communication far more efficient - it's a form of entropy encoding - and also because human thoughts and feelings are often pretty ambiguous.

      As a side note, this is the reason why machine translation tends to be so terrible: current computers don't know the context and thus can't correctly decode and re-encode the message.

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    78. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But still, you COULD care less. You still care.

    79. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it doesn't, it's not an idiom, it has a literal meaning "I could not care less" the phrase means that you literally could not care less about something. "I could care less" means the exact opposite and makes not sense.

    80. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes! There are no *actual* meanings to words, that's just silly! Who knows what kind of chaos would descend if we couldn't say the opposite of what we mean!

      "You can lead a horse to water, but you can make him drink."
      "A rolling stone gathers moss."
      "All good things never come to an end."

    81. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      You quit without any notice, not even a courtesy call, and then used that job as a reference?
      Were you expecting that previous employer to speak well of you?

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    82. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by FormOfActionBanana · · Score: 1

      In the UK the notice period is typically written in the employee's contract. It is one of the things you negotiate when you are offered a job.

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    83. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's certainly used that way in the US, to say it means the same ignores that facts of the text and outside the US you'd come across as a little simple much the same as having an inability to parse double negatives.

    84. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by BlackPignouf · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the informative video, but this guy could care less about skin tone and white balance!

    85. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I could care less" means exactly the same as "I couldn't care less"

      No, it doesn't. It means the exact opposite. You are phenomenally stupid and currently busy proving it. For your own sake, stop.

    86. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      what kind of work was this? govt or some 'by the book' place? sounds aweful.

      The government tends to treat its employees well. No one expects you to stay late. No one treats you like shit after handing in notice, none of that bullshit "walk to the door" stuff, even when they have men with guns who are agents authorized to actually literally kill intruders.

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    87. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1: If your job involves managerial politics, then it's your duty not to walk out the door. The appropriate thing to do is to rip management a new one then invite management to fire you; walking out the door is easy, taking bad managers with you on the way out isn't. If after the meeting you are not convinced management has your best interests in mind or further drama will result from said meeting, then consider it a resume' generating event.

      E.G. Later this year I will likely get drawn into our corporate office for a discussion because our current part-time sysadmin at corporate doesn't care, that's the 3rd person in a row who hasn't cared, and I've been working with a corporate turnaround specialist to get the IT infrastructure at the most profitable division operating correctly. I fully intend on initiating a sit down with the company ownership and CFO and fully explaining to them that the complete lack of business planning and mingling the corporate office and an unprofitable division's accounting and IT has produced an unbelievable amount of drama and nearly $250k in wasted spend on IT projects that I've been able to recover north of $100k out of through janitorial work the industry largely considers career suicide. This is fine for a sysadmin looking to gain experience, but I have 3 headhunters calling me a month asking me when I want to move on and staying in a dysfunctional environment is not a good career move. From there I will invite them to educate me on what their plan to correct these issues and their timeline, or what they have done to address these observations.

      This of course opens up the discussion about a managerial position (which I've been offered before). That discussion needs to be a roundtable discussion with the corporate turnaround specialist, and we need to discuss the high-level corporate-wide operational goals as well as the critical items for success of the company. If the discussion does not go well, my resume' goes up and I start searching. I'll give them 3 days notice since I've been baited and switched on tuition reimbursement and pay rates have languished, and I have had to do a shove-job on Illinois state law for paying unused vacation time.

      2: If you are a contractor or perma-temp, your employer is not even giving a modest hint of loyalty. Head-hunters will routinely tell you things like "This is a 6 month contract with the possibility of going full time", but they will not document this is said to you in e-mail or on a signed employment contract. What that means is you are on an indefinite term on-demand contract and are therefor available immediately for a new, better job. Now if you leave and the headhunter scoffs at you, then simply explain to them that nothing except for our conversations has indicated the length of this contract so there is nothing inked in stone here. I would suggest unless you are happy with the contract work, to always be looking for a full time real job. Consider your current contract a bargaining chip.

      3: If you are a Peon, then the only time it makes sense to walk is:
      A: When the company is doing something illegal in your area of responsibility. E.G. You are an HR clerk and are told to interview and falsify I9's. Some people have no financial backing to handle the drama, but if you do, call the cops and report em', file a report, then leave so you have documentation for the unemployment office.
      B: Working conditions are atrocious and unsafe. Should be self explanatory. The way to handle this one is refuse to work the job and document the unsafe environment (e.g. via cellphone). When management fires you, it won't be with cause when you abdicate it with the unemployment office.
      C: Work has been constructed in such a way you cannot possibly care about the work you are doing as you have been given an impossible task to do or are actively being exploited. E.G. if you have 3 part-time jobs and are offered a full time job somewhere, quit.

      4: Otherwise, walking out the door is usually a sign of an overly-emotional, immature employee that doesn't take responsibility seriously.

    88. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could care less about the company I work for.

      So you DO care about them, then.

      Oh for FUCKS sake. "I could care less" is another way of saying "I don't give a shit".

      Not sure how the hell your shitty comprehension skills got modded up here when it's painfully obvious what the parent was saying, and reinforced by the rest of the post.

    89. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Look at his username and it will all make sense.

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    90. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      don't cut off your nose to spiderface.

      That's a new one.

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    91. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      the minimum amount it's possible to care

      Let x-subscript-m be the minimum amount it's possible to care. Let x-subscript-n be the maximum amount it's possible to care...

      I've never needed anything more than that, the other person's walked away by this point.

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    92. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Every job i have applied for wanted to know employment history for at least the last five years. Some want 10 years. I didn't use them as a reference, I used them as a job history so there wasn't a 1.5 year gap in my employment records.

      Is this somehow different in your part of the world? How many jobs have you applied for and actually received?

    93. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      This was a restaurant job straight out of highschool. Worked there about a year and a half while saving money for college- back in the late 80s early 90s when you could still work your way through college with only taking minimal loans for books.

    94. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Your missing the point. It isn't about the asshats you currently work for but the non-asshats you eventually want to work for. They are the ones judging past employment experience to gage if you are worth their time.

    95. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I know what you are saying but how are you going to fight it. They can say company policy is for a notice and if you don't show no matter what you said unless it is I'm quitting in X weeks, that you were fired.

      You might be able to fight it and in a year or so get the record corrected.

    96. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      2 weeks is something employees are expected to provide, but not employers. They let go on the same day itself.

      One place I worked tried to sack me for the most bullshit of reasons and gave me the choice to work out the week or work out the day. Hmmm that's a hard choice. They ended up backing down the very next day and paying out my contract anyway, suckers.

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    97. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evolution favors the strong. Weak knowledge of the language does not make you right, even if you say it ten thousand times.

    98. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by reboot246 · · Score: 3, Funny

      When I say "I could care less", what I mean is that there's just enough "care" left to keep me from just killing you. If "I couldn't care less", you'd be dead.

    99. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if it's not an injury it can be grounds for terminating it. If you're stuck with a phone company for two years under pain of ETF and they say "We're cutting this fee by 15%", you can still refuse the new terms and walk away from it even if it benefits you.

    100. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with the sentiment but not the conclusion. I agree that there is no reason to give a flying fuck what happens to a sociopathic company that abuses employees, but it strikes me that the correct response is to then do whatever is in your best interest. Your best interest may be walking out, or it may be to make up a bullshit story, pretend to give a fuck (and if you don't give a fuck about your boss' opinion why would you give two fucks about lying to them?) and do the two weeks notice charade to look better for your next employee (aka your best interests)?

      The correct response to people (or companies) you don't respect is not petty revenge but indifference and acting in your own selfish interests without guilt or shame (that's probably about the only thing I agree with Ayn Rand about, actually).

    101. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha. I piss on your head. Who's stronger now, the pisser or the pissed-upon?

    102. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most employers are criminals breaking the law all the time. Employers are greedy evil demons exploiting people. Employers are criminal minds ripping people off. They have sold their soul for money. Employers are soulless demons of flesh. Just quit and give the soulless psychopathic demonic satanic employer the finger. They have cut their deal with the devil and get that they deserve. And you are a criminal if you use a legal name. Google Legal Name Fraud to learn why. So the employment contract is fraudulent null and void anyways. There is nothing the employer can do against you when you know this legal fact. It's Game Over since long ago. Pray that you're counted as worthy to escape that which is coming...

    103. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      This happened to me. Gave my employer FOUR WEEKS notice, even though contractually I only had to give two. About a week before I was due to finish they realized that my replacement (actually just my boss who was somehow going to do two jobs) was on holiday for two weeks and they needed me to stay on. I refused, I had committed to my new employer and they had work lined up.

      I can't ask them for a reference now as they are adamant that I walked out. Fortunately when I switched jobs again I just explained what happened and they were happy to accept only one reference from my previous employer. Shit like this isn't that uncommon, unfortunately.

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    104. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      But ten thousand people using a phrase one way while only one person clings to using it the old way does make them right. Language evolves and popular usage becomes the correct usage over time.

    105. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally agree. Especially in the Information Security field, the general policy is to walk employees out as soon as they give notice.

    106. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by houghi · · Score: 1

      Just to give an idea how this works in Socialist Belgium. Note: the law has been changed not to long ago, so details may vary, but the idea is the same.

      Notice for the comapny is twice as long as for the employee.

      Standard will be 6 weeks for the employee and 3 monts for the employer. During the first 6 months it is shorter and it will be longer when you work tmore than 5 years.

      So if I want to auit, it will be a standard of 6 weeks. If they fire me, it will be 3 months.During that period I will have 2 1/2 days off paid to be looking for a job.

      If you need to stay during that period will depend on your job and on your company. These are also the minimal period. That means that id multiple people are fired, they will often increase this. You often also do not need to to your time and can leave. e. g. At one company after 2 years I received 7 months. At another after 1 year 5 monhs. I had a job the next day as it was anounced that we would be fired.

      A company asked me to start working for them a week sooner. I told them that I would do that if they would pay me the 7 months I would otherwise lose. They choose not to do that.

      Also understand that everybody is aware of this, so there is no issue. The standard question will be "when can you start" will almost always have "withing 6 weeks" or whatever.

      And even then you could talk to your employer and come to an agreement and leave earlier. I have know people who came to an agreement to leave the same day. I have known companies who forced people to come in because they (the employees) were asshole so they had to come in till the last day and do nothing, but these are exceptions.

      So in short.
      Emplyee 6 weeks pay
      Employer 3 months pay
      Employer can decide if you have to come in or not. They can not change their mind later.

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    107. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by ScentCone · · Score: 0

      It's an idiom which means they don't care at all

      No, the idiom is "I couldn't care less." The GP deliberate wrote the opposite of that, twice.

      The English language is not a static language defined by pedants.

      So the English language's concept of "not" has changed into "is" along the way? So if someone asks you, "Do you want fries with that," you say, "I do not want fries with that," in order to make sure you get your fries?

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    108. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Presumably you don't just up and quit without notice without another job or a really good reason. Who cares if they TRY to label it "job abandoning". No... you QUIT. I know someone who gave two weeks after obtaining another job and guess what: she was kicked out that day and now has 3 weeks of downtime rather than the planned 1 week.

      Would not have affected her new job and her coworkers are jackasses that ratted out all the information she gave them about the new position to management.

      My point. You should have no loyalty. Any real friend that is a co-worker will understand, and if they don't then they are not a real friend.

      Of course this is all different if you have evidence your company operates nicely when they fire people or when people quit.

    109. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he doesn't. He could care less, but doing so would require effort that isn't worth expending because he cares so little about them.

      Furthermore, this is a localization of the English language that happened decades, perhaps centuries ago:

      http://alt-usage-english.org/excerpts/fxcouldc.html

      Being pedantic over it just proves that you're on the other side of the Atlantic. It doesn't prove intelligence. Quite the opposite, rather.

    110. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by paiute · · Score: 1

      Idioms are not required to follow logic. "I could care less" means exactly the same as "I couldn't care less"

      Same as flammable and inflammable.

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    111. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Reason for no 2 week notice: people that did, got treated like shit during those 2 weeks including a boss." It can work the other way too. We've had people quit and not even bother showing up. We've had people quit and do malicious things during their two weeks.

    112. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      We need an escape goat to ride away from this mess on.

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    113. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe there is a disconnect here. I live in the US and have never heard of this. Is this another country, is this in reference to some sort of social assistance for laid off workers?

    114. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, wishing for mod points

    115. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by N!k0N · · Score: 1

      But ten thousand people using a phrase one way while only one person clings to using it the old way does make them right. Language evolves and popular usage becomes the correct usage over time.

      And in 500 years, we'll be watering plants with Brawndo - because it has what plants crave, it has electrolytes.

    116. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      I've always noticed that lowclass types have work drama. "sumdumass" indeed.

    117. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      burrrrrrrn

    118. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      if the company stopped paying him, or if it turned out the company was just run on hookers and blackjack.....

      You know what, screw your company, I'm gonna start my own company with pay, blackjack and hookers

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    119. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm stealing this one

    120. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by sbrown7792 · · Score: 1

      Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...

    121. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I have seen cases where people were asked to leave immediately - even escorted out of the building,

      In many workplaces this is now the norm, by policy.

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    122. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by lgw · · Score: 1

      "has been held to be sufficient cause to quit without notice and without penalty"? Are you talking about quitting contracts or something? I've never has a job where either side had any obligation to continue the relationship.

      "any employer who's asked you to do anything illegal is in no position to badmouth you " Regardless of who is in the right, new employers may still call former employers, and they're going to say whatever they say, and you're going to have to live in that world, fair or unfair. The emotionally satisfying choice may not be the optimal choice.

      "Sexual harassment" these days means "anything that makes me feel uncomfortable, in my sole opinion. regardless of intent" (as anyone who has taken corporate sexual harassment training knows). Which pretty much happens to everyone every day, so it's hard to know what you're talking about specifically.

      Before quitting, it's good to at least talk to HR on the way out. Maybe you at least help someone else with the misfortune to work there, and maybe they don't brush you off. Similarly for illegal behavior. The company might actually do something about the problem manager - I've seen it happen.

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    123. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      Do you question the grammar of idioms such as "How come" meaning the same thing as "why"

      That one is a contraction of "how did it come to this"

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    124. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And don't forget popular mispronunciations, like turning forte into a two syllable word.

    125. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      The Subject Title implies companies feel any loyalty to employees, they don't. When there are hundreds of applicants for each job, they don't need to, and they've worked hard to make it that way....

    126. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Ian+A.+Shill · · Score: 1
      Worst case Ontario is you just go get drunk and eat chicken fingers, amirite?

      I would caveat "harassment" to add "and HR didn't fix it".

      Overall, as much as they may deserve it, leaving without notice risks hurting yourself. The one question future employers may ask former employers is "is he eligible for re-hire", and a "no" there can hurt you. Sometimes it's worth it even so, but don't cut off your nose to spiderface.

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    127. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm from the US and I've know worked with three people who have been terminated for job abandonment. In each case it involved situations that start as extended leave where, for whatever reason, the person failed to follow-up on when they would return. Their manager reached out, HR reached out and, after no response, they had no choice but to fire them and post an opening for a replacement.

    128. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably would do same thing at current job, as companies now, really don't inspire or try to build loyalty like they use to.

      That's the thing. If you don't show some loyalty and respect towards your employees, you really shouldn't expect any in return.

    129. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Are they paying my bills, are they my friends? Do I have any contact with them outside of work?

      Grow a pair and live your own life dude.

    130. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by operagost · · Score: 1

      Right-to-work is not the same as at-will employment.

      Repeat after me: RIGHT-TO-WORK IS NOT THE SAME AS AT-WILL EMPLOYMENT.

      At-will employment means the employee is not under contract, so either they or the employer can terminate the relationship at any time (at will) without penalty.

      Right-to-work means that employees have the right to work (see that?) at a company without joining a union.

      GOT IT?

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    131. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wouldn't have been given two weeks notice if they had decided to fire you. You would have been escorted to the door.

      I've always given notice at my jobs, but it's a courtesy. I don't feel I owe it to them. And if I was being treated like crap and didn't need the transitional money, I wouldn't feel badly about it if I left without notice.

    132. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by operagost · · Score: 1

      Well... did they abide by the terms of the contract?

      If not... sue their asses.

      Otherwise, always expect this.

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    133. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by lgw · · Score: 1

      Not new, but definitely my current favorite.

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    134. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by operagost · · Score: 1

      That's all good in theory until they list you as terminated for job abandoning.

      List you where? On your middle school PERMANENT RECORD?

      Companies hardly even like to confirm that they employed a person, lest they be exposed to litigation for some statement they made about you.

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    135. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It also doesn't look good to future employers if they just said you quit without notice. They want some sense of stability when investing in a new hire.

      That's why everyone, before they let a new company hire them, always checks to see if the companies has fired people without two weeks notice. Nobody wants to invest in a job with a company who has a reputation for instability.

    136. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      job abandoning

      you made that up. its not 'a thing'.

      The last several places I've worked at had a clause in the contract similar to "If you fail to appear for work for x days without notice, you will have been considered to abandon your position." So yeah, it is 'a thing.'

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    137. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Employers are not permitted to share information such as whether or not you gave notice with future employers. That also is a myth. They can confirm your employment dates, which party terminated the relationship, role, and rate of pay. If a company says something else they've opened themselves to liability and you can sue them.

    138. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      'No call, no show'.

      If you're working a job where you have to be there every single day, they will generally fire you for one.

      --
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    139. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by shaitand · · Score: 1

      You say this like it's some big issue. Companies are quit happy to get you to claim you quit otherwise they are open to an unemployment claim. Even if they weren't, one party indicating they quit while the other indicating fired is so common it doesn't generally impair your ability to get new employment at all.

      The former employer isn't permitted to give any explanation and the employee is. So the employee can say anything they want, by the time this is coming up the company has usually already decided whether they want you or not.

    140. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      That's a good argument for not living in small job markets.

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    141. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      If you're going to burn a bridge, the time to do it is before you cross it, or at worst very shortly after.

      If the employment was long enough that you will have to list it on your resume, don't burn it. If you spot the hellhole in your first week or during interviews, burn away.

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    142. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by shaitand · · Score: 1

      The two weeks notice issue rarely burns bridges. I haven't seen many people give and actually work a full two weeks. They use up vacation time or they simply give some excuse they need to stop a week early or whatever because while you might care when you gave notice it is REALLY hard to keep caring that long when you know you are gone.

      Employers generally don't care that much, employees on two week notice are pretty useless. We all take so much crap at work and it becomes very difficult to make yourself take that crap when they no longer have leverage over you.

    143. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by shaitand · · Score: 1

      It's definitely the norm. Any "courtesy" a company extends to employees always has some sort of benefit to the company attached. Even what people indicated about severance above. Companies give severance packages because they have contracts saying they must, because there are terms attached like agreements not to file unemployment (which can cost them much more than you make when rates go up for the company) and gag requirements.

    144. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      I have seen cases where people were asked to leave immediately - even escorted out of the building,

      In many workplaces this is now the norm, by policy.

      Which is why you should give 2 weeks notice. If you give 2 weeks and they decide to let you go right then and perp-walk you to the door, then by law they must pay you for those 2 weeks (at least in my state).

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    145. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by iceborer · · Score: 1

      It's clear that for all intensive purposes the two phrases are one in the same. Thanks for nipping that argument in the butt!

    146. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My head is literally on fire over words and phrases being redefined by idiots.

    147. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by PortHaven · · Score: 1

      Well, rarely one is asked, did you provide 2 weeks notice. And if not, you can simply say because my prior employer immediately lets employees go when they give notice. So there was no lost work.

    148. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      It's clear that for all intensive purposes the two phrases are one in the same. Thanks for nipping that argument in the butt!

      So you're saying that both phrases are very unique? And that there's a concensus of opinion about that?

      (and what's wrong with violins on TV anyway?)

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    149. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. When my company can fire me any time they want, for any reason they want, I can quit any time I want, for any reason I want. Two-way street.

    150. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Benmachine · · Score: 1

      Not trying to be too pedantic, but what you are likely saying is that they cannot fight for "employment at will laws," which permit the free termination of employment by either party. The so-called "right to work" laws prevent a labor union from forcing you to join the union when you work in a union shop. These laws have nothing to do with employment at will. And, for my two cents, I agree with your sentiments. If employers enjoy being able to fire people without notice or severance, why should they expect a de facto two week severance period from employees?

    151. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      That's all good in theory until they list you as terminated for job abandoning. It also doesn't look good to future employers if they just said you quit without notice. They want some sense of stability when investing in a new hire.

      Of course if it is a similar field in a close area, they probably already understand the conditions or reasons because you wouldn't be the first to do so.

      Most employers I've worked for had a policy of only verifying dates of employment since they did not want to get sued for defamation or giving false information to the new employer. The former employee may view "job abandoning" as leaving a very bad situation and a new employer may be upset to discover you fired an employee for theft but said they were a good worker. To me, the real reason for not leaving with no notice is to not screw over your coworkers and boss if the boss was decent. As others have pointed out, you want them to be part of your network, and may actually want to go back to your old company in the future. When I left one my boss told me that leaving didn't end the relationship and he even had left and come back; I was not an ex employee but an alumni. Another laid me off with 3 days noticed, but paid me all my vacation plus severance. I now do contract work for them because I didn't just walk out but made sure my coworkers had the stuff I developed and stayed in touch if they needed something. For me, keeping my options open was more valuable than the satisfaction of screwing them over when I had the chance. Sometimes it's better to forgo instant gratification for the long game.

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    152. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You let your employer use - by proxy - your personal line of credit?

      Don't do that. If they won't hook you up with a corporate AMEX or make the arrangements,fuck 'em with a cactus.

      You only have seen once your fellow employees stranded overseas when your employer decides to shut down to see how bad of an idea that is.

    153. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is 100% defensible.
      but to stay on the safe side - give them notice in writing, that you are leaving right now because of one of the above.
      Send it by your local notary/lawyer to get confirmation what and when was sent. In situations mentioned above let them "think a bit" why you are using lawyer ...
      Never leave open ends to make you vulnerable.

    154. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a BIG fan of proper language, and usually abhor distortions. In this case the distortion is better than the original. Why? Mainly because by saying one 'can' care less means there is still room to consider a subject. Saying one 'cannot' care less means one has hit the limit of care & interest and the subject in question cannot get any more attention.

      http://www.jitesh.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/carebar.gif

      Now go correct those who insist on pronouncing the T in often, or those who pronounce house as hooose.
      _

    155. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The redefinition was necessary, because the original did not express the full limit of disinterest. In fact, the original "I could care less" means there is room for more care, more interest.

      Someone who is beyond caring or interest will say they could NOT care less, meaning there is no lower value to scale their care too. They've hit bottom. They've hit the less mark and cannot go below it.

      A great re-write if I've ever heard one. And sorely overdue.
      http://www.jitesh.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/carebar.gif

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    156. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by hucker75 · · Score: 1

      How can they enforce the notice? I "had to" according to my T&Cs of employment (in the UK) give 1 month's notice. I simply resigned the day after my paycheque, with zero notice, so they couldn't possibly withhold any money from me. I didn't even get a rude glare.

    157. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      Which is why you should give 2 weeks notice. If you give 2 weeks and they decide to let you go right then and perp-walk you to the door, then by law they must pay you for those 2 weeks (at least in my state).

      Which state is that? I want to move there!

      Step 1: Get job
      Step 2: Put in 2 weeks notice
      Step 3: Get perp-walked to the door
      Step 4: Enjoy 2 week's paid vaction
      Step 5: Repeat

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    158. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      exactly what I was going to say - I have more than once been terminated without notice with no reason given - because you can do that in a right to work state (usually it was a new manager who replaces me with one of their friends/cow orkers)- there is no reason that I should be compelled to do so with my employer. If I work in an environment that I appreciate my co workers and employer then I will give notice, if not then it is on the employer to do a better job maintaining a relationship with employees.

    159. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could literally care less about your comment

    160. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I live and work, employers will not give a reason for end of employment. They fear mis-statements and lawsuits. They won't even give recommendations, either good or bad; official corporate policy is "no recommendations".

      The former employer will confirm that an employee used to work for them, the time of the employment, and the position occupied. AFAIK, and officially speaking of course, that's about it. Unofficially, who knows?

    161. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Normally I would say still put in some notice, to help smooth the transition. While I feel it shouldn't be mandated, it is a good idea. Often your bosses talk to other bosses in different companies. Or that boss that you have left out to dry. Found his way to the same company you are working for. And a general unprofessional exit will just make it awkward at best. While it would be nice to "Stick it to the Man!" it normally isn't a good idea.

      Is it ever OK? Sure we may get examples, say you are required to do an illegal activity, or you are facing dangerous or abusive actions. However your Boss just being a jerk or you just hate your job. Really isn't a good reason. Another good reason would be the new job isn't giving you that grace period to move over. However if that is the case, I hope they won't expect you to give notice.

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    162. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I find that employers never give two weeks notice, so why should employees?

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    163. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't give you two weeks notice when they lay you off, so why should they expect the same in return?

    164. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the very best this could be classified as Sarcasm - as it is a sarcastic responce because it is saying the exact opposite of what you mean.

      Basically you are just saying that people are sarcastic jerks. Which is true.

    165. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Flip the question around: Is it ok to lay people off without paying severance?

      Same answer as original question: Yes

      IMNSHO, you should always have a plan in place to protect yourself financially in case of a sudden layoff / termination. Preferably 2. That means you should spend less than you earn, and live below your means, and save save save.

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    166. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are showing your age here.
      "i could care less" is a sarcastic version of the old saw adopted by teenagers starting in the 60s.

    167. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without ambiguity, we have no puns and lose a large proportion of the humor in any language. Translation of thoughts into words back into somebody else's thoughts is always going to be ambiguous.

    168. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by L.+J.+Beauregard · · Score: 1

      A company cannot fight for right-to-work laws, then be upset when employees exercise their right to not work.

      You're thinking of "employment at will". "Right to work" laws protect no one's right to work; they are properly called "right to mooch off the union".

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    169. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a reaction to a sudden event. If the job's changing under you without notice, it's reasonable to bail without notice if you don't like the changes.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    170. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      As far as the harassment thing goes, I'd say that anything that happens suddenly and makes you feel unsafe is grounds to leave right then. One incident of sexual harassment might well do that.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    171. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Touvan · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's time for an alternative to the paternalistic employee/employer relationship: http://www.democracyatwork.inf...

    172. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a reaction to a sudden event. If the job's changing under you without notice,

      It wasn't just the people from the acquired company who gave zero notice, it was people from the acquiring company. And it went on for the 18 months that I was there. In fact, I may have given zero notice when leaving: I don't remember.

      One other pertinent fact, I am pretty sure that anyone who gave 2 weeks or more notice would be immediately walked out of the door, so any notice period was moot.

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    173. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The .sig in my email for quite a while was
                ' I tried caring less, but got a divide by zero error '

    174. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At a previous employer, I gave my "in accordance with written company policy" two-weeks notice, and was summarily terminated on the spot by the CEO. No cause, just terminated (I expect to save two weeks' salary & benefits). The head of HR (who was not a jerk) told the CEO he had to pay me, and told me I didn't have to work. Two weeks paid vacation! No surprise, the company no longer exists. But I still hold that head of HR in high regard for doing the right thing in the face of a CEO who wanted no part of it.

    175. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      I think they can sue, hardly anyone would, unless the situation was particularly egregious

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    176. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      no, it's a flag that marks functional illiterates

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    177. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      bullshit, they have just as much free speech as you or I do.

      you could sue if they made harmful and false factual statements ("Lehk228 showed up to work high on drugs")

      but they can say you are a lazy idiot and cannot be depended on.

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    178. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus "I could care less" is said sarcastically.

    179. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by hucker75 · · Score: 1

      Maybe things are different in the US, but in the UK you just can't do that. I've never heard of any employer successfully suing someone. If a worker is unhappy with the job, they leave. I don't see how the employer would win a case if they haven't provided a job they want. Clearly the job sucked as they left to go elsewhere. Remember, it's a job, not a prison sentence. You can't force someone to stay.

    180. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. This is HR01. Federal labor laws limit what an ex-employer can say about you after you leave.
      They can give your dates of employment, job title, and whether you are eligible for rehire. That's it. Some people keep saying they can disclose your wage, but I don't remember that, I think it's bullshit.
      Yes, companies have been sued, and been bitchslapped, for going beyond these limits.

    181. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Talking to HR is the worst possible thing to do - all you're doing is giving them ammunition to screw you over. HR works for the employer, not you - especially when you're quitting.

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    182. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by lgw · · Score: 1

      Most companies aren't "sociopaths all the way down", or at least have a healthy fear of lawsuits. If no one ever complains to HR the manager keeps getting away with it. If the company has never has a written complaint about a managers behavior, how can you expect them to get rid of him? Once they do have a written complaint, they're at much greater risk of a high-damages lawsuit if someone else sues them down the road. If they have not just a complaint, but a trail of evidence (e.g., if the manager is stupid enough to put things in email), that's even more powerful.

      I wouldn't blame anyone for leaving instead of hoping things get fixed one day - leaving seems like the smart move, if you have the option. But don't be a sociopath yourself, either. There's a chance to do some good on the way out, and that's something.

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    183. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Capital W for the start of your "sentence", moron.

    184. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      You don't complain to HR. You complain to upper management or their legal department, or the board of directors.

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    185. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Giving 4 weeks notice was a mistake.

    186. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed.

      Another thing to consider is that so many employers terminate employment without notice that the correct response should be blindingly obvious: the employers have no right to complain. It's usually their own damned fault anyway.

    187. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could care less about the company I work for.

      So you DO care about them, then.

      I always interpret it as "I could care less, but it would require effort."

    188. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by lgw · · Score: 1

      I guess It depends on the size of the company, but in any case HR's role is supposed to be just this - to provide a channel when your management chain is fucked. They don't always live up to that, of course, but sometimes they do.

      If "upper management" is in an office in a different city, or won't even recognize the name of your boss's boss's boss, it seems far fetched that would bring results. Legal? Maybe, but your much more likely to find only sociopaths there. The board might be interested, though they definitely won't change anything local to you - might do some good though.

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    189. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please stop saying "use to", that's not right.

    190. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better the pedants to enforce it than stupid people like you. Having stupid people in charge absolutely does not work.

    191. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh god stop writing "would of" in place of "would've".

    192. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      They wouldn't ask you that in all likelihood. What would happen is you list the job in your employment history and note you quit. They start to consider you for a position and check a few of your listed previous employees to see if you are honest. The previous employer says you worked there and was terminated. They might even say why (job abandonment). It likely won't even be the person you worked with, just some HR drone reading from a file. Now you get passed over for other applicants who don't have a discrepancy.

    193. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      List in your employment records that some unattached drone will read when they verify your employment history. Each state is different in what they can say about previous employees.

    194. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      http://www.nolo.com/legal-ency...

      Federal laws do not always apply unless there is federal jurisdiction.

    195. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      I accept that language changes, and there are probably some of the changes that I once grit my teeth when hearing/reading that I finally accept.

      Saying basically(*) the opposite of what you actually mean isn't one of those cases (for me at least), however.

      (*) Not completely the opposite, since that would be "I care the most it is possible to care."

    196. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh....

    197. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by mrprogrammerman · · Score: 1

      Obligatory xkcd https://xkcd.com/1576/

    198. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the idiom is "I couldn't care less." The GP deliberate wrote the opposite of that, twice.

      That's the idiom, yes.

      So the English language's concept of "not" has changed into "is" along the way? So if someone asks you, "Do you want fries with that," you say, "I do not want fries with that," in order to make sure you get your fries?

      Only if it becomes an established part of communication.

      The question is so don't assume any of them are serious.

    199. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      But ten thousand people using a phrase one way while only one person clings to using it the old way does make them right.

      Ironically, you did the same thing here. Apparently you meant to say "doesn't" make them right.

      Yes, I can infer from the paragraph what you (probably) meant.. But clear & proper language would make your point blatantly obvious.

    200. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..."but don't cut off your nose to spiderface."

      wtf, is that on purpose? the word is Spite

    201. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Of course back to topic, should an employee give 'NO' notice ie a non-specific period of notice, then you would hope the employer would seek to discover why that employee, that particular person had disappeared. There is of course a bit of a difference between giving no notice and giving very short notice as in, 'hi, you suck, fuck you and your reference, I won't be back', is well, just a very brief notice period.

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    202. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Well - in the states i have worked in, you weren't eligible for unemployment benefits if you were fired for cause. But I can see your point if there are states that allow it for a wider range of reasons. Job abandoning would be a cause too.

      I guess what is important is your ability to be hired elsewhere. We have a lot of people who lost jobs with the recession in 2008 and some of them couldn't find anything comparable for years. Some are working outside their professional fields just to have employment while companies bitch about not being able to find employees and beg to import them.

    203. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Yes, because being expected to work 30 hours in less than two days (actually a less than a day and a half or a 34 hour time span) is such high class and respectable and refusing to do so is "drama".

      You need to get some understanding of the real world and get out of your mom's basement more.

    204. Re:loyalty is a two-way street by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      Walking you to the door is not necessarily firing you. I used to work for a company where where, above a certain promotion level, employees were supposed to give three months notice. However, because they were frequently in sensitive positions, they were often walked to the door the minute they handed in their letter of resignation, but they always got their last three months of pay.

      This was in the UK, elsewhere YMMV

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    205. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trying to figure out why this is still modded insightful - it is factually wrong.

    206. Re: loyalty is a two-way street by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "Well - in the states i have worked in, you weren't eligible for unemployment benefits if you were fired for cause."

      They have to prove you were fired for cause which generally amounts to their word against yours. It takes money to fight an unemployment claim as well and almost no company does it. In practice you can even file when you actually quit indicating you were laid off and get unemployment. And really, you should, because you paid for unemployment insurance (arguably even the employer portion is part of your salary you don't get and therefore still paid by you). It's just your own money.

      Congress extends the time of eligability but being eligable doesn't fund your account, you did that.

      As for your ability to get hired somewhere else you only have to worry about having references and word of mouth. Your employer can't say anything that damages your ability to get hired somewhere else or you can sue them. Even "eligable for rehire" doesn't mean anything, the answer is almost universally no on this regardless of who ended employment or why.

      http://employmentlaw101.blogspot.com/2011/03/what-can-my-former-emploe-say-about-me.html

  2. Always by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Show them as much loyalty as they will show you - i.e. zero.

    1. Re:Always by Oligonicella · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Like most blanket statements, that one doesn't hold water. My brother's company stood by him through four years of chemo. Some companies are not douches.

    2. Re:Always by Qzukk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Based on OP's demand to show as much loyalty that they show you, your brother is now required to give 4 years' notice.

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    3. Re:Always by sconeu · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I have to second this. I work for a small (formerly family-owned) company.

      My wife got ALS. They did everything possible to accommodate me. They realized that company loyalty is a two way street.

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    4. Re:Always by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Show them as much loyalty as they will show you - i.e. zero.

      But, but, but... Employees are a company's most valuable resource.

      Two weeks after 9/11 I got fired w/o notice a month after receiving a stellar employee review in which my director wrote, "(employee) is critical to the success of (the company)." I imagine the conversation I had with the new manager in which he asked if I could put a Fiber Channel card designed for a PC into $200k HP-UX server to "see if it would work" and I replied, "Do you even know how computers work?" probably had something to do with it... Worked part-time for two months, then got a new job at the same salary, didn't have to carry a pager 24/7, then got a raise 2 months later.

      I later realized that I had been on-edge because I hadn't been able to contact my friend who lived in NYC and worked next to the WTC. (heard from him a month later; he was okay). In the end, I learned to not let people push my buttons. But, no matter what they say, companies don't care about you; you're disposable.

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    5. Re:Always by xSauronx · · Score: 1

      some companies are actually decent to work for, so i think there are cases where its reasonable to give notice, and others where it is not.

      i worked for an MSP. it was a lousy job--the pay and benefits were lousy-- but i was still in college, that part didnt bug me. it was a lousy place to work. good technical people but horrible management. i had planned an out of office day to go on a little vacation, and had it interrupted--so it old myself "well, i want a new job anyway, ill give them 1 weeks notice for that stunt instead of 2"

      about 3 months later i had a flat tire in a company car---the company had a dozen vehicles, no roadside assistance or after hours plan. i had to argue with a manager to get help...FIVE MINUTES FROM THE OFFICE!

      so i decided i was going to find a job, and then just QUIT. and i did. and when the boss got up with me to ask WTF i was doing i told him "i had to argue with that manager to get help the other day, 5 minutes from the office. god forbid i had been an hour or two away from the office or my home and had to argue with her over this crap, i would have cursed her out until she hung up on me!"

      anyway, i left another job a month ago. it was a good place. they were really easygoing and gave me bonus PTO when my kids visited for the summers, and when my father passed away just told me to take the whole week. it was a good place with good people, but i had good reasons to move on. i gave them 2.5 weeks notice. that place deserved it, as much as the other one deserved to get kicked in the nuts.

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    6. Re:Always by ebers · · Score: 1

      Perhaps your brother was really awesome at doing his job, and that was a calculated risk on the part of his company. Perhaps they did it to make an example of him and raise the morale of everyone else there. But if they just did it out of the kindness of their hearts, then they violated their fiduciary duty to maximize their shareholder's profits. No one should ever mistake a company for anything but a profit seeking machine. They vary in their competence toward seeking this goal, and in the timeframes over which they expect returns, but that is what is at their core. Companies that don't behave this way just get eaten by those that do. It isn't even their choice.

    7. Re:Always by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      another story from my past: I worked at a small startup in the late 90's. I fixed one of their big show-stoppers. I was their hero.

      it was 50 people or less; pretty small startup. the sales guys were given nice leather jackets with the company logo on them. I joked with the boss that maybe it would be a nice gesture to give me one. I didn't expect one, of course.

      we had a company event at a trade show in vegas. the company made a big deal to award me one of the jackets in front of everyone.

      less than a month later, I was walked out. and this was right after I got a stellar performance review and all that.

      companies are SOBs. they are scared irrational animals. no idea what spooked them, but the VP made it her business to get me out and she sure did!

      I didn't sue - I should have - but I thought it would 'hurt my background'. but I should have sued the shit out of them, now that I think about it all these years later. they had no cause and I was just reeling from the shock of it all.

      work long enough in tech and you will have horror stories of your own. and if you don't, then you are a very political person OR a very boring person.

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    8. Re:Always by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      That duty is to shareholders. 51% of employees in the United States are employed by small companies. Some of those small companies are not corporations with multiple shareholders. Sometimes there is only a single shareholder. These owners have no duty to other shareholders and can spend the company money in any way they legally see fit.

      It's amazing how many asshats on Slashdot make blanket statements like ALL COMPANIES WANT TO RAPE YOU ANALLY.

      Jesus Christ, get a grip on reality.

    9. Re:Always by sabri · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I will second this as well.

      My father, an immigrant, had been working for the same company for almost 25 years. Made it from blue collar worker to upper management. At some point, war broke out in his home country. He went to his boss and asked for a leave of absence to get his mother out of the war zone. The next day, he was called into a meeting of top executives.

      He got told: " You have been working for us for 25 years, it's time for us to do something in return". They arranged for flights for him and me, hotel rooms, and at the airport they had a large amount of US currency waiting for us. Needless to say, he got as much time as needed. We ended up saving over 20 family members from the Kosovo war in 1999.

      The company was a large multinational company, not some small family owned shop. Even today, this impresses me. Not all corporations are bad.

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    10. Re:Always by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I work for a small (formerly family-owned) company.

      That's one of the secrets, right there. Work in a place where the decision-makers actually reside and whom you will occasionally encounter, and you have a chance of being treated with respect. If "corporate" is in another town, all bets are off.

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    11. Re:Always by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I didn't sue - I should have - but I thought it would 'hurt my background'. but I should have sued the shit out of them, now that I think about it all these years later. they had no cause and I was just reeling from the shock of it all.

      I play cards with an employment lawyer and he says that getting dumped shortly after a stellar review is one of the hallmarks of a successful case. When employment lawyers see that, they high-five one another. Especially if the employee is, a) over 50, or b) falls into a category where they might actually use the benefits they are given. One of the sleazy moves they see a lot is somebody getting fired for actually using one of the benefits they're given as part of employment. That doesn't fly with judges.

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    12. Re:Always by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      I was nowhere near 50 at the time. iirc, I was still in the golden age, in silicon valley (35 or under). I was young, single, abusable (I would work long hours and rarely say no) and I was still enthuiastic about companies and the whole bay area thing.

      the shock of being told to leave, that day, really got to me and I was just not exerienced enough (in the world) to know.

      I hope the younger players are reading this all and taking it all in. they should not make the same mistakes we made. we trusted them; we fucked up.

      never again.

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    13. Re:Always by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hey counsellor, notable legal minds such as Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito disagree with you.

      While it is certainly true that a central objective of for-profit corporations is to make money, modern corporate law does not require for-profit corporations to pursue profit at the expense of everything else, and many do not do so. For-profit corporations, with ownership approval, support a wide variety of charitable causes, and it is not at all uncommon for such corporations to further humanitarian and other altruistic objectives. Many examples come readily to mind. So long as its owners agree, a for-profit corporation may take costly pollution-control and energy-conservation measures that go beyond what the law requires. A for-profit corporation that operates facilities in other countries may exceed the requirements of local law regarding working conditions and benefits.

      Source: Court's opinion in Burwell v Hobby Lobby Stores, Inc.

      There is NO legally enforceable fiduciary duty imposed on companies to "maximize shareholder value" or "maximize share price." Executives and the board have a duty of care -- to make prudent decisions in the governance of the corporation; a duty of loyalty -- to act in the best interests of the organization; and a duty of obedience -- to make decisions and take action that are in accordance with the corporation's mission.

      The corporation's mission can be ANY legal activity or goal. While that mission MAY include "maximizing shareholder value" or "maximizing share price," there is no provision under the law which forces the company to work in the interests of that particular mission, or even adopt that mission as their own.

      Your entire legal argument is, in short, based on apparently a single viewing of Wall Street back in 1987. But thanks for playing, chum.

    14. Re:Always by ebers · · Score: 1

      I never made such a statement. But in markets where only companies that practice forcible sodomy can compete, those companies will predominate. In the words of a construction manager friend of mine: "If I'm not driving my subcontractors out of business, I'm not doing my job." He left construction management when he got the chance.

    15. Re:Always by macs4all · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I work for a small (formerly family-owned) company.

      That's one of the secrets, right there. Work in a place where the decision-makers actually reside and whom you will occasionally encounter, and you have a chance of being treated with respect. If "corporate" is in another town, all bets are off.

      I second that. I work for a Mom and Pop ( literally) software consultancy. They truly do treat their employees like extended family, and bend over backwards to accommodate employees with family problems.

      I could make more at another place; but there is something nice about not having to look over your shoulder nor having to keep your resume polished...

    16. Re:Always by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      Hey, macs4all, I hope you realize I was just teasing you a while back when I pretended you were actually Tim Cook. You seem like a decent person and I hope you realize it wasn't personal.

      I've actually been a Mac user for decades (I use three different platforms) and I just pick on Apple because they're an easy target for jokes. We good?

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    17. Re:Always by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      operative words are that your dad was "upper management."

      Nobody below C-level gets that kind of treatment, friend.

    18. Re: Always by jonatha · · Score: 1

      Your father was in upper management. That explains it.

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    19. Re:Always by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a key labelled [SHIFT] at each end of the second row.

    20. Re:Always by taustin · · Score: 1

      I've been with the same company nearly 25 years. The former owner (retired, sold the business to his son) was, honestly, a bit of a sociopath. But he was a smart sociopath, and knew that happy employees are a lot more productive. He always took care of everyone.

    21. Re:Always by taustin · · Score: 1

      Your options are not mutually exclusive. Bending over backwards to accommodate an employee who is in a family crisis is good business. There is no conflict there.

      Also, fiduciary responsibility only matters in a corporation, and even then, only one that's not closely held. It's entirely legal for the two or three people who own a corporation to get together and say "fuck the bottom line, let's do what's right."

    22. Re: Always by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      Your father was connected. That explains it.

      Fixed that for you.

      Rank is not all that hath privilege. I'd wager that the vast majority of executives would do similar things for 25-year loyal employees in such circumstances, but usually the people who know about such things aren't the ones who can authorize such unusual accommodations.

      For quite a while, I've suggested that anyone starting a new job should meet the highest-ranking person in the area. Whether that's a site manager, C-level executive, or even just the accountant who didn't relocate with the rest of the higher-ups, having friends in high places allows you to ask for perfectly reasonable things, and actually have a chance at seeing them happen.

      It is a mutually beneficial arrangement, because the subordinate gains a channel for fulfilling extraordinary needs, and the senior gains access to operational details that might not pass up the chain of normal status reports.

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    23. Re: Always by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you considered that you're to blame? Maybe you are an asshole, or incompetent, but everyone is afraid of you bringing a gun in?

      My company gives stellar reviews to the nut jobs too. We don't want to die.

      You sound like an asshole.

    24. Re:Always by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Hey, macs4all, I hope you realize I was just teasing you a while back when I pretended you were actually Tim Cook. You seem like a decent person and I hope you realize it wasn't personal.

      I've actually been a Mac user for decades (I use three different platforms) and I just pick on Apple because they're an easy target for jokes. We good?

      Uh, sure... ;-)

      The only people I REALLY wish would FOAD are the over the top ACs.

      But, we're good.

    25. Re:Always by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Hah, joke's on you, that actually is Tim Cook's Slashdot account!

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    26. Re:Always by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      It depends not just on the company, but also on the layers of management immediately above you... If a large company gives a decent level of autonomy to their managers and you happen to get a good one then it can make for a decent workplace. On the other hand, the company itself may be fine but if your immediate manager is an asshole you won't want to work there long.

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    27. Re:Always by pointbeing · · Score: 1

      I work for a small (formerly family-owned) company.

      That's one of the secrets, right there. Work in a place where the decision-makers actually reside and whom you will occasionally encounter, and you have a chance of being treated with respect. If "corporate" is in another town, all bets are off.

      I'm probably the exception rather than the rule but I'm an American working for an Indian company with > 100k employees. The spousal unit got very ill and spent three weeks in the hospital, after about the third day I called my boss, told him I was setting my out of office and that I would keep him informed. Long story short I took three weeks off without getting charged one day of vacation or sick leave and when I got back to the office the boss insisted I work from home for a couple weeks. I finally had to tell him that I *had* to go back to the office, that my wife wasn't being neglected and that the spousal unit's daughter was pitching in and I wasn't needed at home 24/7. A lot of the time this company pisses me off but when I really needed some help they didn't hesitate. I can forgive a whole lot of stupid if I'm sure people are taking care of me :)

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    28. Re:Always by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Like most blanket statements, that one doesn't hold water. My brother's company stood by him through four years of chemo. Some companies are not douches.

      Is that the company or the people running it? If there was a different set of people in charge that weren't so charitably inclined would they still have done the same?

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    29. Re:Always by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      I sympathize with your situation. I wasn't fired so close after a good review, but I was fired for a bullshit "safety violation" without any notice whatsoever (my prior review was pretty good though). The company policy for disciplinary action and severance were not followed. I finally worked up the courage to contact a law firm, but the company declined to investigate at all (so much for the ethics department) and my lawyer dropped the case (they were probably hoping for a settlement).

      That being said, the next job I had I enjoyed the people I worked for and when I found a new job while still employed I gave them almost 3 weeks notice and I was able to hand off all my projects and leave on good terms (even though HR still tried to screw things up).

      The lesson to be learned is the companies are not people. They will kick you to the curb without hesitation and leave you with no recourse. Don't ever believe that you are part of a family or that you have any sort of loyalty from your employer or boss. But just because they are dicks doesn't mean you should be. Just build yourself up a financial safety net so they can't fuck you over and be ready to move on.

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    30. Re:Always by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Hah, joke's on you, that actually is Tim Cook's Slashdot account!

      I know, but Apple's threatened lawsuits, so I'm backpedaling.

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    31. Re:Always by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      It was probably your lack of capitalisation ;)

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    32. Re:Always by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Hah, joke's on you, that actually is Tim Cook's Slashdot account!

      Now if it was only connected to Tim Cook's bank account...

    33. Re:Always by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Hah, joke's on you, that actually is Tim Cook's Slashdot account!

      I know, but Apple's threatened lawsuits, so I'm backpedaling.

      So I guess I need to register "TheFakeTimCook" as a user ID? ;-)

    34. Re: Always by phorm · · Score: 1

      Except he didn't *start* as upper management, but made it there from what sounds like exceptional performance. So not only does the company support its good/loyal employees, but it allows them to rise in the ladder.

      That's not a bad thing.

    35. Re:Always by Jack_of_Shadow · · Score: 1

      that is really awesome. I have almost never seen companies do stuff like that. Mind sharing which company it was?

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    36. Re:Always by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Why would the "VP make it her business" to "get you out"? Because of the jacket? That is the problem with these fake "work drama" stories. They make no sense. Companies don't like to fire people after they have them hired and trained. It is just bad business.

    37. Re:Always by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      No, companies won't "kick you to the curb for no reason". It is bad business. Why would they fire an employee they just spent a bunch of money and resources hiring? That would cost them money. No wonder your lawyer dropped the case.

    38. Re:Always by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Treating employees well and caring about their problems improves morale, and that can have a lot of knock-on effects. Employees will tend to stay with such companies, and that cuts down on potentially expensive turnover. It gives employees reasons to do some extra now and then to help the company. "Kindness of their hearts" has a very real impact on the business.

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    39. Re:Always by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1
      It's great if a company wants to treat their employees like family.

      However... One thing that I've run into a handful of times that really creeps me out is when a manager says up-front at an interview that they want to hire someone who will think of the team as family. It's fine for the team to get along, but I think it's just creepy for someone to ask me to consider someone I've never met as family. And besides, I *have* a family. I go to an interview because I need *work*.

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    40. Re:Always by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never been at a company where managers never stay in the same spot for more than a year or two. You get a department manager that doesn't like you for whatever reason and they just wait until your supervisor gets replaced and then find any excuse to throw you out the door. It's bad business, but since when do managers ever get taken to task for making horrible business decisions?

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    41. Re:Always by macs4all · · Score: 1

      I think it's just creepy for someone to ask me to consider someone I've never met as family.

      You are a programmer, and too used to taking things literally. Common personality defect in "techy" people. Maybe you'll grow out of it, maybe not.

    42. Re:Always by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, well, get cancer that requires chemo and then try to get a job *anywhere* ever again. I'd say the guy is pretty darn lucky to be where he is.

    43. Re:Always by jeremyp · · Score: 1

      The lesson to be learned is the companies are not people.

      Wrong. Companies don't make decisions, they are not sentient. People make decisions. It wasn't the company that fired you, it was a person working on behalf of the company. They fired you because they thought that was in the best interests of the company, or more likely in the best interests of themselves in the context of the company.

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  3. Of course! by Black.Shuck · · Score: 1

    That's the Cosmic Shame.

  4. Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Employers LOVE at-will, when it's in their favor. But a lowly employee exercising that same right? Ohh nooo, you're just young and inexperienced.

    If I'm an employee and I fuck up or do something that is grounds for termination... no employer in an at-will state is going to say "Okay, we're firing you, but we're going to let you keep working here for two more weeks while you look for a new job". No, you'll be out on your ass.

    Well, if a company treats me in a way that I view as unacceptable, guess what.. I'm not giving you two more weeks of my life. The whole "employees are expected to give two weeks" bullshit is a such a double standard in many cases.

    I will give you notice if you treat me in a way that deserves for notice to be given.

    1. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not uncommon for an employer to "fire" an employee and give them 2 weeks severance pay - which is pretty much a better deal than allowing them to stay for an additional 2 weeks.

    2. Re:Double Standard by grahamsz · · Score: 2

      Has anyone ever accomplished much of value in their two week period? It's rarely enough time to replace you, let alone give you any time to transition any worthwhile knowledge to them.

      Usually it seems to mostly involve them groveling and offering more money, but I've never known anyone that said "you know what, that sounds great I'll just stay"

    3. Re: Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work in an at work state. If you are "fired" you don't get severance and you probably won't get unemployment. I don't know what you've been smoking but it's probably grounds for termination.

    4. Re: Double Standard by WorBlux · · Score: 1

      Likely not true. Most states have different rules for laid off, fired for cause, and fired without cause, and quit.

    5. Re:Double Standard by BradMajors · · Score: 1

      In exchange for two weeks severance, employees are typically required to agree to not sue their employer. Employers are not providing two weeks severance out of the goodness of their hearts.

    6. Re: Double Standard by Zaelath · · Score: 1

      Just as likely true:

      http://www.dli.mn.gov/ls/Termi...

      Minnesota is an employment "at will" state. An employee can quit for any reason; an employer can fire any employee for any reason as long as that reason is not illegal, such as discrimination based on race, creed, color, sex, national origin, ancestry, religion, age, disability, sexual orientation or marital status.

      Notice of separation
      No notice of separation is required by law, by either party, upon separation of an employee for any reason. Courtesy and time to collect accrued benefits are reasons why notice is given.

    7. Re:Double Standard by stinerman · · Score: 2

      Yes, what's good for the goose is good for the gander, after all.

      My employer pays out 2 weeks of severance if they fire someone. So I think it's fair to give 2 weeks notice to them. If they didn't, it would depend on the circumstances if I gave leave or not.

    8. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has anyone ever accomplished much of value in their two week period? It's rarely enough time to replace you, let alone give you any time to transition any worthwhile knowledge to them.

      Usually it seems to mostly involve them groveling and offering more money, but I've never known anyone that said "you know what, that sounds great I'll just stay"

      And if you do stay they're likely just buying time until they find a replacement for you.

    9. Re:Double Standard by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Has anyone ever accomplished much of value in their two week period?

      When I've gotten a two-notice that I was being laid off along with 10% of the company, I pissed off my boss by looking for a job and having phone interviews on company time every day. It's not like they were going to fire me before the layoff.

    10. Re: Double Standard by WorBlux · · Score: 1

      With respect to unemployment benefits.http://www.uimn.org/applicants/needtoknow/job-separations/index.jsp Quiting usually disqualifies you from benefits (completely of for many weeks), whereas only certain sorts of firing carries a disqualification.

    11. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I gave 2 weeks notice at the startup that had been purchased. I saw the handwriting on the wall after arguing with the IT Director, my boss' boss, over buying batteries and we had 100 engineers with laptops and devices that needed batteries. He was willing to have them all go to Fry's, buy them, and expense them rather than provide them as a service for employees

      I worked documenting, teaching, and handing off all the projects I'd done. They still tried to give me quick things to do and I did get them done but not documented to the degree I wanted. Luckily my boss took possession of my laptop instead of turning it over to the new Corporate IT. There was stuff on there he would need to do some of my job and it would be very painful if he had to start over. At 5pm as my boss was walking me out, an engineer hurried over to me.

      "Oh, good you're still here. I have a sales demo on Monday and I need you to setup VMware on my laptop for it."

      My boss raised an eyebrow since he didn't know I was doing "desktop stuff" for people since I did Linux servers stuff for him. But the developers had embraced me as a Mac guy who could help them with stuff since the company that bought them was Windows. They all ended up "friending" me on LinkEdIn some months later.

      "Today's my last day. In fact, it's my last 2 minutes. Talk to him." I said pointing to my now ex-boss.

      I've been at this for over 30 years, over half of that has a contractor. I don't expect any sort of notice or loyalty from an employer. I respect those who respect me. I've got enough experience to tell when it's not working and neither of us is willing to come out and say so. Now I say so and leave.

    12. Re: Double Standard by Zaelath · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, I certainly wouldn't advise quitting if you don't have somewhere to go...

    13. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, once my replacement yanked a SCSI HBA from a running server. It took me the entire two weeks to clean up the mess,
      Then they threw money at me, women, booze (well, money and booze) afterwards when things were stable, bossman told me my fuckup replacement (B.S.E.E from some godforsaken hellhole) would be my boss.
      Man, it was nice to work my ass off as a nice "Fuck You, see what you've lost?" to those morons :)
      They lost the contract 3 months later.
      Sayanora suckers. I won't work for incompetents.
      Scored a $25k raise by jumping ship. Pretty decent, back in the '90s.

    14. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'll depend on a lot of factors but in both cases where I've left firms the atmosphere was positive (even when one was a site closure) and a decent amount of value was generated during the notice period. That may be partially because in the UK companies are required to give at least a months notice in most cases, and employees are normally required to give the same amount of notice as the company within their contract.

      As to the original article I think the salient point has been made well and repeatedly already: It's unreasonable to expect employees to treat the company better than the company wants to be allowed to treat its employees.

    15. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Over here you typically get 6 or 12 months severance pay. USA sure is funny.

    16. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A few years ago I worked for a major software company, and wound up giving notice when they really should have fired me (mental health issues had been wrecking my performance for a couple months). They bricked my computer remotely on the spot, but they also paid out about three weeks worth of salary, as long as I signed a contract saying I wouldn't sue or badmouth them. I think they were really scared of picking up a reputation of being unkind to certain health issues. Worked out really well for me, since I wasn't planning on it anyway.

    17. Re:Double Standard by Sowelu · · Score: 1

      That sounds dangerous. I wouldn't want to change my 'laid off' unemployment qualification to "fired with cause".

    18. Re:Double Standard by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      That sounds dangerous. I wouldn't want to change my 'laid off' unemployment qualification to "fired with cause".

      Actually, it wasn't. My contract came up for renewal during an announced layoff period, locking out my boss from renewing my contract in the HR system. The lockout also prevented him from terminating my employment sooner than the scheduled layoff date. He still gave me a good reference.

    19. Re:Double Standard by ndavis · · Score: 1

      Has anyone ever accomplished much of value in their two week period? It's rarely enough time to replace you, let alone give you any time to transition any worthwhile knowledge to them.

      Usually it seems to mostly involve them groveling and offering more money, but I've never known anyone that said "you know what, that sounds great I'll just stay"

      The last time I left a job I put in my two weeks notice thinking I would get treated like the other employees who had left which was a security guard coming and taking them to the exit while paying them for the two weeks. I expected the same treatment and had planned accordingly by starting my new job at the end of those two weeks so I could get a break (I was working 50-70 hours a week). This did not happen instead they freaked that my knowledge would be going with me and scheduled multiple training sessions so I could teach what I was doing and how I was doing my work. I worked those two weeks (no overtime at least) and they kept me right up until 3PM on my last day when they finally said I could leave. I had 8 training sessions those last two weeks and completed my work because I did respect my managers but I did complain toward the end that they tried to keep me until 5PM with nothing for me to do.

      So yes some people do get some work done during those last two weeks. Saying that next time I leave I put in my 2 weeks notice and I'm taking 2 weeks vacation.

    20. Re:Double Standard by internerdj · · Score: 1

      We had a great employee just leave us for Google. Her two weeks was enough time for management to shift her work to other in-team developers, for her to get them up to speed on the projects, and for her to close out some open issues she was working. It certainly wouldn't be time to hire and retain a "replacement," but it is a decent enough balance between respect for the outgoing employee and pivoting a well-managed team to compensate for the period they are down a developer. But like any rule of thumb, exceptions are frequent.

    21. Re:Double Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that, but it would be dumb choice. If they counter-offer, it's just so they don't feel the pain while they're looking for your replacement. You're outta there anyways; never accept the counter-offer. If they really wanted to keep you, they should have thought of that before you went through all the work of getting a new job.

    22. Re:Double Standard by EndlessNameless · · Score: 1

      no employer in an at-will state is going to say "Okay, we're firing you, but we're going to let you keep working here for two more weeks while you look for a new job"

      Some employers offer severance pay, which is basically the same thing---minus the expectation of showing up every day.

      A decent employer will offer severance for business-related terminations (facility closures, lost contracts, financial shortfalls, etc). The severance policies obviously exclude situations such as job abandonment and misconduct.

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    23. Re:Double Standard by EndlessNameless · · Score: 1

      It's rarely enough time to replace you, let alone give you any time to transition any worthwhile knowledge to them.

      In my experience, there is usually a team responsible for a particular functional area. It isn't just some new hire coming in blind.

      During my notice period, my team would pick up the tasks I normally performed. I documented anything I thought needed it and handed off assets/responsibilities in a reasonable fashion. Usually there were several questions a day, and I answered them (and added to the documentation).

      It really depends on the job and the company.

      A welder or janitor could simply perform the same job for two weeks to prevent a backlog of work; a programmer on a small/solo project might stop coding in favor of documenting procedures and design details that will help his replacement get up to speed quickly. Any technically-skilled worker in a team environment would probably do some knowledge transfer and hand over his responsibilities to the colleagues best suited for them.

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  5. Dupe? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Informative

    If this story leaves you a feeling of dejavu, don't worry, it's just Hugh Pickens cross-posting on /. and SN again to attract more traffic to his site

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    1. Re:Dupe? by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 4, Funny

      Doesn't work since nobody is going to go to his site no matter what. Heck, most people don't even read the summary.

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    2. Re:Dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nevermind that, most people don't even read the summary.

    3. Re:Dupe? by houghi · · Score: 1

      Why would I read the summery if I don't even read the full subject.

      And yes, it is ok to quit.

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  6. Depends on the job.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It entirely depends on the kind of job it is and whether you need it on your resume. I would say if you have been there less then three months don't worry about it. On the other hand if you have been there over six months you would be better off giving a standard notice so you can use it on your resume to explain your employment history.

    At my point in my career I would never walk out unless I won the lottery big.

    1. Re:Depends on the job.. by unrtst · · Score: 1

      It entirely depends on the kind of job it is and whether you need it on your resume. ... so you can use it on your resume to explain your employment history.

      You can walk and use it on your resume.
      In almost all cases, your previous employer is legally not allowed to say anything to prospective employers besides confirming whether or not you worked there.

      It used to be that you'd want a good reference (they're legally allowed to provide or be a reference), but many employers have made it against their own rules to provide references, probably for fear of violating the aforementioned laws.

      There can still be benefits to staying, but not all that much.

    2. Re:Depends on the job.. by mhkohne · · Score: 1

      No, there's no law that says they can't say anything they want. It's just that if it's bad, and it gets back to you, you could (in theory) sue them for defamation or some such nonsense. So most corps legal departments have issued a blanket 'just confirm they worked here, and NOTHING ELSE' order.

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    3. Re:Depends on the job.. by lucm · · Score: 3, Informative

      I get calls all the time from people on my professional network asking about such or such person because they saw on their resume that they worked at a same place I used to. Often if I don't know them I will make a call to whoever I know and trust that still work there, and I'll get the straight dope. There's even been cases of double hops, with my contact reaching out to his own contacts. That's how a good network works.

      When I get those calls I never badmouth anyone, but I've given enough glowing reviews about excellent former coworkers that people who ask me can tell from the lack of enthusiasm when they're dealing with a bad apple. And anyone who leaves without warning is a bad apple in my book.

      Employment verification between HR departments usually serves the purpose of validating the dates on your resume. If the role to fill has any importance, it's the informal calls or discussions during a random encounter at a trade show that will seal your fate.

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    4. Re:Depends on the job.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > And anyone who leaves without warning is a bad apple in my book.

      and people who write off people who leave at-will employment without giving notice as bad apples, are bad apples in my book.

      it means, get with the times gramp-pa. there isn't any employee loyalty; so expecting company loyalty, is stupid. once a person makes a decision to quit, the company, is on its own. if the company didn't mis-treat its employee, employee wouldn't quit without notice. that they do so, indicates YOU SUCK.

    5. Re:Depends on the job.. by lucm · · Score: 1

      The "at-will" thing is not a license to be an asshole. There's more to being a decent person than not breaking laws. For instance, there's no law that requires you to flush when you use a public bathroom, that doesn't mean it's ok to leave your shit for someone else to deal with.

      Also giving notice is not the same as being "loyal", it's just professional courtesy. And it doesn't have to be 2 weeks; it's perfectly acceptable to have a civilized discussion with the employer, and figure out what would work for both parties. For someone in a very senior position it's not unusal for the employer to ask the person to stay on for a few months, because it's more difficult to find a replacement, but they may also feel like you're a potential liability and ask you to go. Either way doing this in a civilized manner will help a lot in building your reputation.

      Like it or not, the company has taken a risk and spent good money in the process of hiring you, and even if you think that you're a special little snowflake that deserve an award just for showing up and letting a company "use" your time, it's still more classy to offer them some kind of advance notice.

      As for being "mistreated", believe me you've seen nothing. I once worked in a company where a coworker was told to use his vacation days when he had to undergo chemotherapy, and where I was told by the HR manager that he had a stack of resume "this thick" to replace me when I complained about the A/C being turned off in the office on evenings and weekend when I had to do unpaid overtime. After quite a while longer than one might expect I had enough, but I still didn't leave without notice. They asked for a month, I offered a week, and we compromised on three weeks. FIVE years later, I shit you not, I was offered a juicy contract and found out that I won the business in large part because someone who used to work at that hellish company was in the hiring committee and told them I was a stand-up kind of guy. That contract set me on a highly profitable trajectory.

      So yeah, I'll keep doing things my way even if the law says I can take a dump on an employer's desk when I no longer want to work there. Feel free to do things your way also, but don't be surprised if one day, sooner than you expect, you end up doing Fivers and Craigslist gigs because you can't get a job or contract. Of course you'll blame the economy and the visa workers, after all you never broke the at-will laws.

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    6. Re:Depends on the job.. by tippen · · Score: 1

      Bingo. I'm always amazed at folks that thing just because HR at companies states that you can't give references that there aren't calls being made from the hiring manager's personal network.

  7. Karma is a bitch by Locke2005 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As a contractor, I have more than once had a manager come to me on friday afternoon and tell me, "Don't bother coming in Monday... or ever!" As such, when I was offered $25/hour more than I was currently working to start another contract, but I had to start right away, I didn't bother giving notice, and was informed "yeah, just leave your page and parking permit with the security guard on your way out." As far as I can tell, nobody cares about notice anymore.

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    1. Re:Karma is a bitch by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I worked at cisco as a contractor. was on a 6month contract and on a thursday I got a call from my contract company telling me that tomorrow, friday, is my last day. the boss didn't call me, didn't email me, didn't give a warning, didn't give a repair plan, didn't get SHIT. didn't even have the BALLS to tell me himself.

      to this day, I can't use cisco as a ref since that son of a bitch still works there and its impossible to work at a place like that again if the boss is still there. they WILL find out who he is and he WILL rat on you.

      I've tried to ask the guy, nicely, to not stand in the way of my gainful employment. I did nothing wrong, I was never given a reason for the dismissal but to this day, he refuses to answer any ref calls, not even to just say the minimal.

      he costed me a lot of money and many months of being out of work. again, no fault of my own; something political happened (my best guess) and I was out the very next day. my contractor company would not even tell me. not kidding.

      this is SOP and its why I could care less about bosses, these days. they will happily screw you even though they gain nothing but ego from it. for me, I was out of work a long time and nearly lost my home. he could care less.

      fuck cisco. be warned, young guys; this will happen to you if you work long enough and get old enough. do NOT give companies your loyalty. they will screw you every fucking time.

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    2. Re: Karma is a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Reading your posts over the last 6 months it's 1 of two things or a combination of both.
      1. You have Asperger'sand need to work on your people skills a bit.
      2. You are smart AF and ur boss was scared of ur technical skills.

      I am in the middle of looking for a new hire and I am frightened they will be that much better than me I will be out the door. So looking for the Luke warm porridge is a skill.

      I'd say you should underestimate your abilitiesso you don't frighten your next employer.

    3. Re: Karma is a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd find another contracting agency. Been there and it sucks. But live and learn.

    4. Re:Karma is a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Cisco was not your employer so you do not use them as a reference. You need to use your contract company and state Contracted to Cisco.

    5. Re: Karma is a bitch by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'll level with you: I'm a white guy who's over 50 in silicon valley. I'm the last guy they want on their payroll.

      its not me; my friends who are in the same age group and racial group also have the exact same problem.

      its industry wide and its the elephant in the room.

      h1b's are walking the hallways. US born folks are second class citizens since we are not as abusable as the h1b's.

      I have a ton to offer, but its not about that. they want warm bodies in seats who will NEVER make waves and who will kiss the boss' ass.

      it really is that simple. and yes, I'm being told constantly to leave the bay area. at some point, I may have to, since this is ONLY a young-man's working world; and it counts against you if you are truly a free agent.

      I've said it many times before: walk down the hallways of any cisco building and its 90% indian. what does that tell you?

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    6. Re:Karma is a bitch by BradMajors · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you weren't a contractor, but instead a temporary employee. Every contract I have ever signed prohibited termination of the contract by either party without cause.

    7. Re: Karma is a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      "I'll level with you: I'm a white guy who's over 50 in silicon valley. I'm the last guy they want on their payroll."

      This idiotic line of reasoning will forever blow my mind. I'm an HVAC mechanic, and 50+ guys of any color are solid fucking gold in this business. They are walking encyclopedias. I'm newer, but whenever I'm around early in the morning at the shop and 2 of the older guys are bs-ing about problems they solved recently, I walk right over and listen, and they like my learning initiative, and they clue me in.

      Silicon Valley is a fucking meat grinder.

    8. Re: Karma is a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OP Here.

      I am from Australia so, my view of silcon valley comes from the TV show by the same name. Yeah I guess in that area there is no shortage of talent so I guess if you are also abusable and as you said don't make waves (AKA probably young and from overseas) you stand a better chance of being picked.

      Sucks to be in that position, I should make the most of my last two months as a person in their 20's before ageism becomes a thing on the horizon.

      So does that make you a trump supporter in that sense?

      I heard a quote yesterday that seems relevant...
      If you are not a communist in your 20's you have no heart, if you are still a communist in your 50's you have no brain.

      Good luck in securing some enjoyable employment.

    9. Re:Karma is a bitch by ADRA · · Score: 1

      Frankly, if you're a contractor, you're already one foot out the door. If you don't have a contingency for it built into your compensation, you're the fool. Don't have the balls to get paid more for the same work (but even less loyalty)? Go work in government of entrenched unions shops if you can't take risks associated with higher wages.

      Why'd they not need you anymore? Who cares! You're a pair of borrowed hands and you're compensated for it. Maybe they didn't need you. Maybe you were mediocre, maybe the company has a no referrals policy (I've been to some companies that had to go through HR which is legit retarded), maybe... reasons. If you're venting this hard, you need to find a purpose outside of work, because the toxicity of your post means you're not finding fulfillment elsewhere.

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    10. Re:Karma is a bitch by Isaac-Lew · · Score: 1

      Couldn't you just use someone else's name from there? I've done that plenty of times, as long as the person can confirm that you worked there you should be fine. Bonus points if that person is willing to sign a reference letter (get their permission, write it yourself, save as a signable PDF and have them sign & return to you - I've done that too).

    11. Re: Karma is a bitch by lucm · · Score: 2

      It's no longer a Bay area thing. It's the same almost everywhere. Infosys alone has currently +30,000 visa workers in the USA, and their biggest markets are Sunnyvale, Charlotte, Houston, Phoenix, Atlanta. They have the same number of people in Seattle, Hartford and NYC. Throw a dart on the map and they're bound to have 800-1200 workers in the closest big city.

      And that's just Infosys. There's Tata, Accenture, IBM, all playing the same game.

      So you're left with two choices. You can swim against the current, or you can find a niche. But make no mistakes: we, qualified non-hipster white males are not a hot commodity at the moment. China and India are creating a million new engineers every year. For the most part it's not skilled labor but the sheer number and the explosive growth can't be beat. Odds are that there's hundreds of Chinese or Indian workers with an identical skill set as yours willing to work for 60% of your income.

      But here's what the numbers don't show. Those qualified workers are a drop in the h1b ocean, and by the time they represent a higher percentage of the flock, the domestic economy in China and India will have improved significantly, creating more opportunities at home. Already it's happening in the manufacturing industry in China (they sell more stuff in China than they export).

      So hang in there. We're on the tail end of a global workforce correction.

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    12. Re: Karma is a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hallways of any cisco building and its 90% indian. what does that tell you?

      that they have too many h1-b workers.

    13. Re: Karma is a bitch by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      Sneak a tape recorder into the interview. Get them to admit to age discrimination.... Never have this problem again. Worth a shot.

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    14. Re: Karma is a bitch by macs4all · · Score: 1

      "I'll level with you: I'm a white guy who's over 50 in silicon valley. I'm the last guy they want on their payroll."

      This idiotic line of reasoning will forever blow my mind. I'm an HVAC mechanic, and 50+ guys of any color are solid fucking gold in this business. They are walking encyclopedias. I'm newer, but whenever I'm around early in the morning at the shop and 2 of the older guys are bs-ing about problems they solved recently, I walk right over and listen, and they like my learning initiative, and they clue me in.

      Silicon Valley is a fucking meat grinder.

      HVAC isn't the Tech world. In our world, Age == Obsolescence, not Respect.

    15. Re:Karma is a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Had that happen as a contractor recently. Didn't even get a notice, just my badge not working in the door, went to the front desk, security told me to GTFO or else get nailed for trespass. Contract company wasn't even notified about the firing and was pissed at me for not "winning over the boss", and was actually threatening about not giving them adequate notice.

      Glad I gave up the contractor shit. Being an employee of a company means more work (salary), but with a 401k plan, ESPP, and other basic things, it helps mitigate things.

      Will I give two weeks notice when jumping jobs? Yes, and I have done so. Companies can be dipshits, but reputation doesn't matter with them, and people remember someone who just up and quits, for a long, long time, and it will burn bridges.

    16. Re:Karma is a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those contracts were probably non-enforceable, then. Nearly every US state (sorry if you aren't in the US, perhaps the info doesn't apply to you) is work-at-will which means cause is never necessary, even if your contract says it explicitly.

    17. Re: Karma is a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The chip design startup where I contracted had mostly Indian engineers with a smattering of Russian and Europeans. IT (me, my boss, and two other white guys) were the exception. It didn't bother me much until an engineer in the "other company" that was acquiring us called me at lunch to ask me to kick a bunch of people off a machine because it was slowing him down. Since he was using our resources that than his own and that some of these jobs had been on the machine logged in for months (VNC sessions), I wasn't about to kill them without the CEO or my boss telling me to do that. He got all bent out of shape and asked for my manager. I said he should involve his manager to talk to the CEO directly who was at lunch.

      It was interesting to see this indian guy try to intimidate my boss' boss. I could almost see the thought bubble over his head saying "Be gone!! before someone drops a house on you too." Ultimately, the indian guy's IT director stepped in to setup a spare server just for his guys. We just plugged it into our network, had no access to it, and if there were any problems, they had to call "the other IT group". We couldn't help them.

      I mentioned "That was the first time I've seen management by bullying." I think that was the first time I decided that no offer they could make would have me work for them once the startup's purchase was complete. The CEO was used to it and didn't let him bother him. He had to work with these people. He's still there as is my boss. They must have given them some sort of financial incentive to stay--just enough to be willing to deal with the bullshit of that bullying culture.

      Luckily my boss knows the employment laws. When his boss forbade him from taking a 1 month vacation in Europe (during which he would *not* be reachable), my boss just told HR he was taking unpaid time off. His boss tried to "forbid it" but legally couldn't. And my boss didn't care if he had a pink slip sitting in his in-box on his first day back, but that didn't happen. No one else can manage the machines he'd setup. If stuff broke, 100 engineers would sit idle.

      Meanwhile, one of my IT contractor brethren was canned and replaced by an H1B engineer who looked really good on paper (and who's salary was 2x what my buddy was getting, according to the H1B application posted in the lunchroom). But apparently, my buddy had been doing the Testing Lab manager in multiple jobs for over 20 years and would damn good at it. This H1B, not so much. I saw an ad in the local throwaway for the job less than a year later.

    18. Re: Karma is a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, I'm not in SV and could give a rat's ass about that place.
      So, here's the question:
      Why, exactly, should a manager be afraid of his employee's skills?
      Shouldn't a manager, at a minimum, want to surround him/herself with the brightest bulbs on the Christmas tree?

      I have zero desire to manage. I like being a bithead, I will seek out managers who are honest and supportive of my bithead procivities and my pathological need to work on new and different things.
      I rely on my manager, with whom I have an excellent relationship, to deal with all the budgetary, and political BS. In return, I provide the best architectural/nuts and bolts support/grunt's eye view I can. I rely on him to look out for me and my team and give me warnings when bad juju's about to him and he expects the same from me.
      It's a two way street. We both make each other better and help to ensure that we both survive the inevitable economic bullshit.
      If you don't have that two way street with your boss, it's time to start shopping for a new one.

      It's a an extremely rare boss who allows an employee to really grow. Those are the smart ones to hang on to for as long as you can.
      The rest are wastes of skin.

      My current (excellent) boss has only happened once in my 30 year career tho.
      I can only hope that my former bosses are fertilizer now.

      If you have a keeper like my current boss, hang on for as long as you can. They are an exceptionally rare and precious gift.
      If you have the desire to become a manager, learn all you can from the best you've got. Otherwise, you just might end up as fertilizer.

    19. Re: Karma is a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll level with you, I'm over 50 too, I'd never consider California as a place to live and work. Move to some other more hospitable area, fool. I can't stand to hear people whining about their conditions when the solution's obvious.

    20. Re: Karma is a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're looking in the wrong places and the wrong industries.
      There are plenty of IT jobs around if you're willing to relocate. Lots of those places are quite a bit cheaper to live in too,
      Feel free to whine about lack of 'culture' or some such shit while you're dying on the vine in your desirable digs.

    21. Re: Karma is a bitch by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I know several over-50s who work in the valley. A small handful of them were made redundant when HP went insane. I think the longest that any of them spent looking for a new job was two weeks. A few more were made redundant when MSR closed with bay area office. They were all hired within a week (several by Google). They're all hired because they spent the first 30 or so years of their professional life learning.

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    22. Re:Karma is a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So your contract ENDED and you were mad they didn't tell you?

      Retardation level 100 confirmed.

      Your contract wasn't with CISCO, but via the employment agent.

      You are an idiot and have posted this glorious manifesto to your own stupidity for all to read. Bravo, you are not as smart as you want to believe you are.

    23. Re: Karma is a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are multiple variants of that quote and has been attributed to many people; http://quoteinvestigator.com/2014/02/24/heart-head/

    24. Re: Karma is a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I'll level with you: I'm a white guy who's over 50 in silicon valley.

      What! Why aren't you running a startup??

    25. Re: Karma is a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're worth your shit, there are plenty of companies outside of Silly Valley that will hire you. Financial industry pays top dollar and doesn't care what color your hair is -- just look good in a suit.

    26. Re:Karma is a bitch by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      Those contracts were probably non-enforceable, then. Nearly every US state (sorry if you aren't in the US, perhaps the info doesn't apply to you) is work-at-will which means cause is never necessary, even if your contract says it explicitly.

      Wrong. In fact, in 36 at-will states it may be unlawful to fire you without notice even without a contract if you have an implied contract.

      Thirty-six U.S. states (and the District of Columbia) also recognize an implied contract as an exception to at-will employment.[29] Under the implied contract exception, an employer may not fire an employee "when an implied contract is formed between an employer and employee, even though no express, written instrument regarding the employment relationship exists."

      From the same article:

      The doctrine of at-will employment can be overridden by an express contract or civil service statutes (in the case of government employees).

      That seems to directly refute what you said. Unless you have a better citation (like an actual law).

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    27. Re:Karma is a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could always lie on your resume.

      Human nature means that certain things will be checked, certain things won't. Adjust the dates on your resume

    28. Re:Karma is a bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're blaming the wrong person. Contracting companies ask the clients NOT to tell the employees or have follow up conversations with them. As someone in a large company that has had to terminate contractors for varies reasons with different contracting firms, I'm ALWAYS told not to tell the employee and let the contracting company handle it. It's strange politics but the guy at Cisco likely isn't the bad guy here.

    29. Re:Karma is a bitch by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I had a contract gig at a mortgage company in 2007. One day, the boss called me into his office and said I'd done good work, they appreciated it, but they had to let me go, so they gave me two weeks' notice. Honestly, that was the first time in months that I felt confident I was going to be working for them the next week.

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    30. Re: Karma is a bitch by LordIvan · · Score: 1

      h1b's are walking the hallways. US born folks are second class citizens since we are not as abusable as the h1b's.

      It's ironic, don't you think? The fact that they can be abused makes you the second class citizen? :)

      It can be rough being trapped in a job as an H1B in the US. What was originally a great opportunity can become down right nasty. And you don't even have the luxury of quitting.

    31. Re: Karma is a bitch by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1

      Unless you live in one of the many jurisdictions where it is a crime to record someone without their consent. Then, you will go to jail.

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  8. It's a job, nothing more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I did this just a few months ago. There is this false belief that everyone is allowed time to sort things out (the weak and stupid call it 2 weeks notice).

    Horse shit.

    If you aren't happy. Leave.

    This is pretty simple stuff. You owe them work for a pay check. If you leave, you don't get a pay check, and they don't get work.

  9. Vacation by DudeTheMath · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have like ten weeks vacay banked. I can give ten weeks notice and walk right out the door.

    I will, of course, generously offer to consult hourly at 90% of the rate my boss charges clients for my time for the first three months.

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    1. Re:Vacation by Guspaz · · Score: 2

      I don't know about where you are, but here there employer gets to say when you're allowed to take vacation time, and you're required by law to give reasonable notice of resignation, which is generally understood to be two weeks. Employers are also required to pay out your vacation time when you quit. So you could give two weeks notice, and then after two weeks, you'd be done, and given ten weeks pay.

      Labour laws vary, of course, but I can't imagine that there are places where employees can take vacation wherever you want. Even if you don't have a required notice of resignation period, you wouldn't be giving ten weeks notice, you'd be giving zero notice and then having your vacation time paid out...

    2. Re:Vacation by dwywit · · Score: 1

      I decided to leave my last place of employment due to moderate depression about the circumstances, which I couldn't imagine getting any better without the immediate departure of my supervisor, lets call him B1 (classic story - a business graduate in an IT management position). I went to see my doctor to explain the situation, and he agreed I was headed for Depression Street. He wrote a letter saying I needed three weeks off (all of my accumulated sick leave). One week into that, and I delivered another letter to HR (copy to my supervisor's supervisor - call him B2), giving two weeks notice. I had no sick leave left, but they had to pay out my accumulated vacation time.

      I had phone calls from B2 and B3 expressing regret about my circumstances, but they didn't offer to transfer me to another area, or anything like that. I found out later on that B1 only lasted a couple of months after I left. Too late, I had another job.

      --
      They sentenced me to twenty years of boredom
    3. Re:Vacation by taustin · · Score: 1

      There are very few places in the United States where either party is required to give any notice whatsoever for quitting or firing for cause. And unless I'm mistaken, the requirement to pay all accumulated vacation time is federal.

      So the reality is, you walk in and say "I'm gone," and have ten weeks vacation accumulated, that's that. What are they going to do? Fire you?

      The only difference that matters is that the actual date of termination determines when you lose your insurance and have to get more on your own.

    4. Re:Vacation by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      That's unfortunate. There is a requirement here for both parties: the employee must give an unspecified amount of reasonable notice (generally understood to be two weeks, but basically what is reasonable depends on the nature of the work), and employers firing without cause must give notice that varies depending on how long the employee has worked there. It ranges from one week notice for less than a year of employment, to eight weeks for 10+ years of employment. If the employer provides less than the required amount of notice, they need to pay that missing time out as severance pay.

    5. Re: Vacation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check your state's laws. Not all states require an employee to pay accrued vacation, even if you are fired.

    6. Re:Vacation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my jurisdiction there are no guarantees on vacation time. I wanted to take my vacation time as one week out of my notice and asked to do so. They fired me and didn't give me my vacation pay before I took my next breath.

    7. Re:Vacation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My company forbids taking any time off during the last 2 weeks, as it is for "cross-training".

    8. Re:Vacation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10 weeks vacation, after 2 weeks you'd be given 10 weeks pay?

      No, after 2 weeks you should be given 12 weeks pay, otherwise you worked for 2 weeks for free.

    9. Re: Vacation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Such as ...? That would constitute indentured servitude, no way it would fly.

    10. Re:Vacation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last several places I have worked, it stated right in the benefits policy that vacation is payable if you give 2 weeks notice and work your last 2 weeks. Policies state that if you do not give proper notice or do not work the time, your vacation owed is forfeit.

      I know there are laws about having to pay vacation benefits, but part of those laws are you have to have a policy and follow it. Not sure if it is legal to not give those vacation benefits if someone just walks out. This is one of those things, if it is legal and you play games, you just screwed yourself out of that. If it is not legal and they still have to pay you, in order to collect you might have to sue. It costs you money to get a lawyer, the company already has them and it just takes up a little bit of their lawyers time to deal with it.

      Check your HR policy and laws before you do anything like you stated

    11. Re:Vacation by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      The 2 weeks would be paid out normally because they're not vacation pay. You worked for those two weeks. When your employment ends, the employer is required to pay out any unused vacation time as a lump sum, which is a separate thing than payment for time worked.

    12. Re:Vacation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about where you are, but here there employer gets to say when you're allowed to take vacation time, and you're required by law to give reasonable notice of resignation, which is generally understood to be two weeks.

      [citation needed]

      Can you cite a statute?

      Yes, you are required to have an agreement with your employer for vacation... if you're planning to come back. But if you don't show up and they fire you, or you quit, then they're obliged to pay you out for any banked (paid) vacation days which you've earned.

    13. Re:Vacation by Stud+McPeckChest · · Score: 1

      Employers are also required to pay out your vacation time when you quit.

      Be sure to study both your employer's policies and state laws before you rely on this. My current company's policy is that you will not be paid for any accrued paid time off when you leave. I researched it and, sure enough, my state's law is pretty much "It is up to the employer whether you get that or not." My previous employer did pay me for my rather hefty accrued time off when I left which was quite nice.

    14. Re:Vacation by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      I don't know about where you are, but here there employer gets to say when you're allowed to take vacation time, and you're required by law to give reasonable notice of resignation, which is generally understood to be two weeks.

      [citation needed]

      Can you cite a statute?

      Yes, you are required to have an agreement with your employer for vacation... if you're planning to come back. But if you don't show up and they fire you, or you quit, then they're obliged to pay you out for any banked (paid) vacation days which you've earned.

      It depends on the state, but many states either do not have a law or only force the companies to pay out accrued vacation if they don't have a policy that specifically says they don't pay it out. Here is a list of the policies per state, here is a PDF that has the actual statutes involved for each state.

      Of course, they can just do like my company has done and get rid of accrued PTO altogether. The new policy is to take time off whenever you want. Of course, this is good for the company in two ways - they don't have to pay vacation out when they lay people off so they don't have that liability on the balance sheet and people will take fewer days because they don't know how much time off they are allowed to take. The slackers who took a lot of time off with PTO will still take a lot of time off, but the people who don't normally take a lot of time off will probably take even less. Win-win(company)-lose(employee).

      --

      Enigma

    15. Re:Vacation by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      Does your employer have a policy about not allowing terminal leave? Most prohibit it.

      --
      I am very small, utmostly microscopic.
    16. Re:Vacation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what country are you living in? a law to give reasonable notice, "Hey, I am quitting in two hours, and frankly I feel that is reasonable"? can you say "Nanny State"??

    17. Re:Vacation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but the law says that they have to pay you for vacation time stored, so while taking unauthorized vacation time might make you eligible for disciplinary action, you've just quit. What are they going to do?

      But quitting with 10 weeks notice and then not going to the office for 10 weeks is the same thing as quitting with zero notice.

    18. Re:Vacation by DudeTheMath · · Score: 1

      Not in the employee handbook.

      --
      You save only 59 seconds over 8 miles by going 75 instead of 65. Do you really have to pass that guy? Do the Math!
    19. Re:Vacation by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      [citation needed]

      Can you cite a statute?

      Section 2091 of the Civil Code of Quebec. That's in book five (obligations), title two (nominate contracts), chapter vii (contract of employment):

      http://ccq.lexum.com/ccq/en#!f...

      Either party to a contract for an indeterminate term may terminate it by giving notice of termination to the other party.

      The notice of termination shall be given in reasonable time, taking into account, in particular, the nature of the employment, the specific circumstances in which it is carried on and the duration of the period of work.

      There is also a more specific law specifically dealing with an employer terminating an employee, so essentially 2091 only applies to employee resignations.

    20. Re:Vacation by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      It's required here, although technically it only applies to vacation time accrued according to the government mandated minimums, which max out at three weeks a year, and I believe it only counts for the prior and current years.

    21. Re:Vacation by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      I'd argue that either case was a dick move, but there would still be some legal differences in terms of when certain benefits end.

    22. Re:Vacation by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      Canada. Quebec, specifically. The specific text of the law in question (keeping mind this is in a section on employment contracts):

      Either party to a contract for an indeterminate term may terminate it by giving notice of termination to the other party.

      The notice of termination shall be given in reasonable time, taking into account, in particular, the nature of the employment, the specific circumstances in which it is carried on and the duration of the period of work.

    23. Re:Vacation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had 6 weeks vacation (the max you could accrue). I gave my 2 weeks, did get some shit done to not fuck my coworkers, and got paid for that 6 weeks. It was nice.

  10. Of course it's OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not?
    I can laid off without notice. Others are laid off without notice. The company can fold without notice.
    Why, oh why, should I worry about people who don't worry about me?

    1. Re:Of course it's OK by chipschap · · Score: 1

      I can laid off without notice. Others are laid off without notice.

      This is true, but there is generally two weeks pay (or similar) in lieu of notice. Various state employment laws cover the situation to varying degrees.

      I think as a general rule, there's no point or advantage in burning bridges or maximizing bad feeling. But that's just a general rule and specific situations, such as being told to do something illegal or unethical, being seriously harassed or mistreated, etc., would call for an exception and probably follow-up with legal action.

    2. Re:Of course it's OK by Zaelath · · Score: 1

      If it's "at will" it's at will, not "oh, except you have to pay 2 weeks".

      As others said, employers lobbied for these provisions because they wanted to avoid paying notice.

      There's nothing to stop them, when you graciously give 2 weeks notice, not to bother coming in tomorrow/leave now/whatever and no reason they have to pay you anything. And it /might/ be because they had a shitty commute that morning and are in a bad mood.

      Depends how hand to mouth you are, but between losing 2 weeks pay and upsetting someone that wrote into a contract the right to fire you at will, I'm gonna side with myself.

  11. You Can Be Let Go In Texas Anytime by zenlessyank · · Score: 1

    without any warning. The answer is IT ALWAYS OK TO QUIT without notice. Fuck'em and Feed'em fish heads.

    1. Re:You Can Be Let Go In Texas Anytime by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Hamachi Kama! (yellow tail heads)

      Now I want Japanese food.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    2. Re:You Can Be Let Go In Texas Anytime by zenlessyank · · Score: 1

      People WANT to eat that shit??!! Holy Carp.

    3. Re:You Can Be Let Go In Texas Anytime by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      It's delicious. The cheek meat on a fish head is the best meat on the entire fish.

      Hog Jowls are great too.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    4. Re:You Can Be Let Go In Texas Anytime by zenlessyank · · Score: 1

      All that sounds like food that the food eats.

    5. Re:You Can Be Let Go In Texas Anytime by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      You're not carnivor enough. Why don't you become a vegan, you non fish head eating pansy? ;-)

      Next you'll balk at sea cucumber or goat!

      Sea cucumber isn't great, tastes like the sauce it was cooked in. But chinks (anybody got a more specific ethnic slur for cantonese?) think it's gourmet. Would not pay price again.

      Goat is like the best lamb you've ever eaten.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    6. Re:You Can Be Let Go In Texas Anytime by zenlessyank · · Score: 1

      I guess you will eat out the ass out of a donkey too. If it takes pansy status to not eat that shit then pansy me up. I don't give 2 fucks what anyone thinks anyways. I like pink pansies.

    7. Re:You Can Be Let Go In Texas Anytime by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      That would be hotdogs. No I don't eat that crap. You likely do.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    8. Re:You Can Be Let Go In Texas Anytime by zenlessyank · · Score: 1

      Grilled tube steak FTW!!!

  12. Turnabout IS fair play... by rworne · · Score: 1

    Typically when a company lays off an employee (or a few employees) as part of a layoff, how much notice do they give?

    Usually it's immediate and involves a security escort to HR.

    --
    I tried every decent and legal way I could think of to resolve the issue w/the business before I rented the chicken suit
    1. Re:Turnabout IS fair play... by Mr.+Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Typically when a company lays off an employee (or a few employees) as part of a layoff, how much notice do they give?

      Usually it's immediate and involves a security escort to HR.

      This, so much this. If your employer is one of the good ones and treats their employees fairly then feel free to give two weeks or however long it takes for a handover.
      However if they just got done firing 1000 employees so the VP can make his bonus, and you are one of the skeleton crew left feel free to drop their ass like a bad habit. They show no loyalty and should get none in return.

      --
      Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the (supposed) good of its victims may be the most oppressive
    2. Re:Turnabout IS fair play... by Shados · · Score: 1

      Definately depends on the field and the company.

      Quite a few companies will start by putting employees on "performance improvement plans", that can be as much as 6 months in some cases, with feedback along the way as to how you're doing.

      With layoffs often come severance. And not all companies are Disney forcing employees to train their replacements.

      If you work for a company like that, then, IMO, some mutual respect is appropriate.

      If you work the cash at McD? WHATEVER!

    3. Re:Turnabout IS fair play... by hymie! · · Score: 1

      Serious question -- are you counting severance pay in your calculation of "notice" ?

      I have seen, more than once, an employee told "You don't work here anymore. This is your two-weeks notice, and this is your pay for those two weeks, now go home."

      IMHO, that counts.

    4. Re:Turnabout IS fair play... by rworne · · Score: 1

      As I said above to another poster:

      Severance comes with conditions. Let's say you are a year or two away from retirement, or getting close to being fully vested in a company. Or you were laid off because they want to bring in younger, cheaper, talent. You most likely have to sign something and waive all your rights to pursue legal remedies by accepting the severance. Some severance agreements have "non disparagement" clauses, and others may have non-compete clauses.

      So yes, they might give you two week's severance, but it is not the same as if an employee were to give two week's notice.

      --
      I tried every decent and legal way I could think of to resolve the issue w/the business before I rented the chicken suit
  13. Never by ElusiveMind · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I left a job and gave them two days notice because I saw the writing on the wall. They were hemorrhaging money and couldn't keep talent and I knew the job wouldn't last. I got another job in another city and they asked me to report the following week. This was on Wednesday. So I walked back inside, told them I Friday I was done. They scowled, scoffed, criticized and demonized me to the rest of the company. I even had to pay back a signing bonus I received due to a contract I signed. Didn't care. 10 days after I left the company, they folded - gave everyone pink slips and no severance. Loyalty doesn't mean anything, anywhere, anytime. Look out for yourself. Protect yourself. I gave a company I worked for previously a month's notice and they still complained I screwed them over ... so you can't win. Do what is best for you.

    1. Re:Never by adri · · Score: 1

      Yup. That happened at my previous employer (norse.) I'm glad I saw the writing on the wall..

    2. Re:Never by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      norse? omg!!

      I was VERY close to joining them, too. they dragged it out for weeks and weeks. such bullshit.

      missed it by a hair. months later, they melted down and everyone (nearly) was let go.

      --

      --
      "It is now safe to switch off your computer."
    3. Re:Never by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      pay back a signing bonus should of just called in sick and started the new job.

    4. Re:Never by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meaningless. The payback clause in his contract may or may not be enforceable, but if it is then "call in sick and go work elsewhere" isn't going to magically get you out of it.

    5. Re:Never by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pay back a signing bonus should of just called in sick and started the new job.

      should've . Should have.

      What the HELL is 'should of'?

    6. Re:Never by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      till the place folded

    7. Re:Never by skegg · · Score: 1

      I once gave an employer 4 weeks notice. (Standard in Australia.)
      My manager and his manager asked if I would give 2 months (!!!) notice and were peeved when I stuck with 1 month.
      I was treated quite coldly that final month, however I made sure I performed all my duties beyond reproach.

      It was a long month ... on the upside, I found another job immediately and for much more money.

      I don't consider myself to be particularly hot property; there are plenty of others in IT whose skills I very much admire.
      In my experience, a competent person should rarely have difficulty finding another job.

      If you're not happy, look elsewhere ... chances are you'll be pleasantly surprised.

    8. Re:Never by Jack_of_Shadow · · Score: 1

      I gave a months notice when I worked at Brandeis university (IT support) my boss bitched and moaned, at the end of the two weeks she was in my cube begging me for two more weeks, no one was willing to even be interviewed she said... So I said sure, 2 more weeks (I had no job lined up at that time, but a week later I did, I had quit because of her). 2 weeks more came and went, my new job started Monday, I apologized and said, I gave her two weeks, then two weeks more... she started screaming about what a piss poor excuse of a man I was... I went down to HR, had a talk with them, yes, they had a copy of my notice, yes, they had been specifically told NOT to hire because she had told them she was going to convince me to stay! They gave me a great recommendation that I took to my new job. She kept emailing me for months bitching at me. Sometimes you think it is the company when in fact it is just one asshole (or in my case, severely bipolar not on medication) boss above You

      --
      My not responding to your flame is in no way indicative of my submission to your statement, it just means I don't have t
    9. Re:Never by DerpQuake · · Score: 1

      I left a job with 5 days notice because I'd been given a signing bonus and was leaving after three months. I was afraid they would be mad and send me home the next day after notice. I thought it was so important to do a knowledge transfer that I just kept it to myself while I documented everything my coworker would need, so that I could actually do a proper knowledge transfer on short order. It wasn't worth it because the guy I was training was useless, but my manager was fine with me.

    10. Re:Never by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah because you had experience at one single company that means all other companies are the same. How Christian of you.

  14. Golden rule by iamacat · · Score: 1

    Does your workspace always give a two week notice for laid off employees? If not, why should employees bother when the situation is reversed?

    On the same note, do you expect employees to invest major effort into protecting your confidential information? Better secure employees SSNs and other confidential information well and offer financial compensation if the system is hacked.

    1. Re:Golden rule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does your workspace always give a two week notice for laid off employees?

      I'm not sure where you work, but in the USA that seems to be quite common, yes. It's often much more generous than that. I've been laid off with two weeks of pay for each year I was an employee, and I had been there 9 years, so it was a pretty sweet deal. It gave me a lot of breathing room to find another job.

      Most of the layoffs I've seen have treated the employees fairly. The bigger firms with deep pockets have done something like the above (2 weeks per year), and smaller firms out of money have done the best they were able to under the circumstances, which has sometimes even included a lot of HR work to place their former employees with other companies to the extent they possibly could, like facilitating interviews and so on.

  15. I treat you how you would treat me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is nothing personal, but when the employer is reducing head count, it is never with a 2 weeks notice. You have a sit down get a box and they guide you to the exit of the building. Severance pay is optional.

    So I would treat them the same. I will give notice and get a box myself.

    When you leave, the prior employer is probably not the best source for a reference.
    Even when you give 1 month of 2 months heads up. Once you decide to leave, they don't talk that great about you anymore.

  16. If the company always gives two weeks minimum.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the company in its employment contract always gives two weeks of severance, minimum... then perhaps it makes sense. .. But most companies don't. If they fire you, severance is something they optionally pay. They have zero loyalty.
    I don't know why a worker would reasonably give them two weeks of notice in these cases. It offers few, if any, advantages to the worker, and could cause them to be fired before the quitting date.

    So, tit-for-tat says you don't scratch my back (severance), I don't scratch yours.

  17. Do Whatever You Can Afford by IonOtter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you're not being mistreated, then don't be a jerk. *Especially* if your leaving without notice will screw over your co-workers, who plan to stay. If you have a good working relationship with your boss and co-workers, then jumping ship to greener pastures is not only acceptable, but even celebrated.

    I know for a fact, that if someone in *my* group were to quit, it would totally fuck over for my vacation plans, and I would lose a LOT of money.

    Your network is absolutely vital in today's job market. Screw over your employer, or worse, your fellow employees? They'll remember that. And they'll post about it on Facebook and LinkedIn.

    But if this is because you're a daily ration of crap? And you're in a right-to-work state? AND you have no reason to expect you'll ever work with your fellow employees again, or your leaving won't hurt them?

    Drop that bomb with pride.

    --
    [End Of Line]
    1. Re:Do Whatever You Can Afford by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Not fucking over you co-workers is about the only reason to actually give notice. (excepting an unusually good employer.)

      But also consider taking the good co-workers with you AND giving 0 days notice, that's the most fun.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    2. Re:Do Whatever You Can Afford by Zaelath · · Score: 2

      Giving you 2 weeks notice 2 weeks away from your vacation would change all that, how?

      If your leave was rescinded because someone left, then it would be rescinded if someone was injured/sick as well.

      If your team is that fragile, invest in some travel insurance. If you were posting all over Facebook and LinkedIn about failing to manage risk I'd think you were the jackass.

    3. Re:Do Whatever You Can Afford by eth1 · · Score: 1

      I know for a fact, that if someone in *my* group were to quit, it would totally fuck over for my vacation plans, and I would lose a LOT of money.

      If I had pre-approved vacation with a lot of non-refundable money invested, I would expect the company to reimburse me if they demand I cancel it. In fact, their refusing to do so would be one of those situations where I might quit without notice. It might very well cost me less to go unpaid for the two or three weeks it took to land another job than to cancel the vacation plans! Either get by without me, or hire a contractor.

    4. Re:Do Whatever You Can Afford by Koby77 · · Score: 1

      I have a relative who knew that he could get a job at another company within a month, and was being mistreated by management. It was a small department, with only 3 people, including himself and the manager. The manager routinely used the "if you don't like it, then quit!" line. One day he'd had enough so he said "Okay, you're right, I quit" and spent the next 2 hours filling out exit paperwork to quit same-day while the management blustered astonishment. The department manager was miserable for the next two months as he had to personally fill-in for the work with massive overtime until a replacement worker could be hired. Upper management eventually moved and demoted this manager to elsewhere within the company AND HIS CO-WORKER WHO WAS LEFT BEHIND WAS TREATED MUCH BETTER FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS THAT HE WORKED THERE.

      So keep in mind that you might not be "screwing over your co-workers", there is a chance that you will improve conditions for the others.

    5. Re:Do Whatever You Can Afford by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Depending on your jurisdiction and most HR departments will agree, don't ever say anything about anyone's work status. Could land you or your company in hot water if they say the wrong thing especially if they are your supervisor or higher ups. So they "screwed you over"? They get hit by a bus screws you over? That's a bad business model you got there.

      --
      Custom electronics and digital signage for your business: www.evcircuits.com
    6. Re:Do Whatever You Can Afford by t0qer · · Score: 1

      >If you're not being mistreated, then don't be a jerk.

      I don't even think you have to be a jerk. I worked at company that's software product was devved and QA'd by Indian and Pakistani relatives. There was token non-Indians like me (We were also the most customer facing), and the nepotism was so rampant that the rest of us had to carry most of the work. The relatives were completely useless, completely clueless.

      My boss called me a "Stupid baby" in front of the HR lady. We had gotten into it months earlier, I took a picture of a funny note I had left in the kitchen over some stolen pizza on facebook. He said, "People know you work for us, they're gonna think we have theives here" I had kept detailed documentation of all my work and just sat there calmly as he read me the riot act. It made him even more pissed off that I sat there with a smug look on my face presenting my side to HR. Even things like really nice letters from the customers, and my complete Jira history.

      Thing was, I already had a job offer... The next morning I calmly walked in before he came in and sat down with the HR lady. I handed in my laptop, a printed sheet of passwords and told her I was done after the previous days meeting. What else could I say?

      It made me pretty legendary status how cool I just left the situation. Just skated on out of there with a smile on my face. My job was going to get better, and this H1-B relative of another H1-B was still going to be working for his cousin.

    7. Re:Do Whatever You Can Afford by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      "People know you work for us, they're gonna think we have theives here"

      Uuuummmmm, we DO have thieves here.

      --

      Enigma

  18. Depends on your employer... by mhkohne · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Quitting without giving notice is rude. That's all, just rude.

    If your employer has been reasonable and supported you with things you want (perhaps flexibility in hours, or training), then two weeks notice is only the polite thing to do.

    If they've been extorting god-awful amounts of overtime from you, perhaps with the ever-present threat of being let go for no reason at all, then a little rudeness isn't out of place.

    --
    A thousand pounds of wood moving at 300 feet per minute. Don't get in the way.
    1. Re:Depends on your employer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not rude what'soever. What employer in an "At Will" state will give an employee they are going to layoff 2 weeks notice? NONE! In today's job world there is ZERO reason for loyalty anymore. Ask the IT folks from Disney, Hertz, Abbott Labs about loyalty..... I've been laid off 3 times in my career because of outsourcing to H1B's. No company deserves my loyalty when they won't bat an EYE to show me ANY loyalty. Those who think they have to show an employer loyalty and give them any kind of notice.... ask yourself if you should have when they suddenly walk you out the door just because they can - for no reason whatsoever.....

    2. Re: Depends on your employer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, it's rude to work all your "life" to realize we are just screaming monkeys on a series of spheres rotating endlessly another massive sphere which will exist much longer than u, me, or your employer.

      As someone who has chosen not to work since 2006, I always will remember the day I walked out of HR and never returned. Freedom ain't free, but fuccck they said I won't live another 10 years, and damnnnnnnn i am still here! Free rider paradox, lol the liveleakers, err I mean slashdoters gonna shit all over me...

    3. Re:Depends on your employer... by bloodhawk · · Score: 2

      Zero reason for politeness or loyalty? wait till one of the employee's or boss you just fucked over with the no notice is working in a position of influence for your next boss or you suddenly need a reference. You also have no clue what connections some of these people have with other companies, Your work history and behaviour can come back and bite you on the arse in a huge way all because you didn't feel the need to be polite. If they haven't fucked you over why would you do it to them.

    4. Re:Depends on your employer... by swillden · · Score: 1

      Quitting without giving notice is rude. That's all, just rude.

      As your subject line says, it depends. Think about it carefully, because your attempt to be nice may cost you if your employer decides to be rude. That happened to me, when I left IBM. My manager (who was a jerk, worst I've had in 25 years, and a big part of the reason I decided to interview elsewhere) got pissed when I called him on a Thursday afternoon to give him my two weeks' notice. He said "fine, tomorrow is your last day". That sucked because I'd planned out my start date at my new employer so that I wouldn't have a gap in pay or insurance coverage. My new employer couldn't move my start date up, so I ended up with a two-week gap.

      Not that two weeks without pay killed me, especially since I was getting a nice raise out of the move, and I could have used COBRA (retroactively, even, you have 30 days, IIRC), if I'd had any big medical expenses. But it was annoying, and in hindsight I should have recognized how my manager was going to react and given much less notice. If any.

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    5. Re:Depends on your employer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask yourself if you are going to be upset when the employer you just walked out on gets you fired from another job in future. politeness costs you nothing, rudeness can cost you everything.

    6. Re:Depends on your employer... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Right, and also you can be hard-nosed about references. If your boss is an asshole, you're not going to get a positive reference anyway. Companies have almost all stopped doing "bad references" and will merely acknowledge your era of employment. If you're truly "moving on" and will get a good reference from the boss or co-workers, then by all means preserve the value of that asset. Otherwise, if they're being abusive, tell 'em where to plant their lips. They might even reconsider how they're treating the other employees (though probably not) if your sudden exodus makes their life hell.

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    7. Re:Depends on your employer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What employer in an "At Will" state will give an employee they are going to layoff 2 weeks notice?

      Lots of them. I got laid off from a startup right after the crash in '08 who was cutting headcount in a desperate bid to save cash, and we still got a month's pay severance.

      Quit your job as an Arby's cashier without notice if you want, nobody will care. But when you're quitting a grownup job, do it like a grownup.

    8. Re:Depends on your employer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on the jurisdiction, but that sounds like grounds for a wrongul dismissal suit to me. Assuming IBM had an official termination process. Of course, you may have decided it wasn't worth the hassle just for thsoe two weeks.

    9. Re: Depends on your employer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know exactly what you meant in that second part, but congratulations on not dying I guess?

    10. Re:Depends on your employer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your company may suck, your boss may suck, but as someone who had to clean up after the last guy quit without warning, I don't want to work with you. Hey, sometimes my company sucks, and sometimes my boss sucks, but they aren't the ones who fix the consequences of your pettiness.

    11. Re:Depends on your employer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Went to the bank to get my pay so I make my rent, there was no pay.

      I need to live some where, wrote a note, left my keys and went. Should I have stayed to work longer with out the expectation of pay, is that rude?

  19. Yes, of course by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 1

    There's no loyalty the other way, employers fought long and hard to make sure it works that way; why do you owe them anything?

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    1. Re:Yes, of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no loyalty the other way, employers fought long and hard to make sure it works that way; why do you owe them anything?

      You don't.

      But you're an idiot if you think your co-workes or employer will see it that way. It's simple self interest to give notice as not doing so will make dealing with the people you're leaving behind harder should you ever cross paths again. For all you know in 5 years you'll be interviewing at some otehr place and the co-worker who got stuck figuring out all your nonsensical notes when you left sitting across the table writing "I know this guy he's unreliable" in the notes section.

  20. It's always OK to quit without notice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "two weeks' notice rule" is fostered by employers, for their own benefit. Few give employees the same courtesy upon separation.
    I have always given (at least) two weeks' notice when departing, but as a courtesy to my manager, and a desire to not burn bridges/generate acrimony ... not out of some sense of obligation or duty.

    1. Re:It's always OK to quit without notice. by mark-t · · Score: 1

      In some jurisdictions, if an employer does not give notice, pay in lieu of notice is still required, assuming that the employee has been there for some certain minimum amount of time. This is not especially advantageous to the employee in terms of employment insurance, because pay in lieu of notice still counts as income, and therefore will offset how soon employment insurance benefits will kick in after termination.

  21. 2 day notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    A 2 day notice is always appropriate.
    "I quit 2day"

  22. is being in jail a good reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RE:see subject

  23. I've always given notice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are probably situations where I wouldn't, but in most cases where I'm simply looking for a new job, I want the parting to be amicable, and I don't want to leave fellow co-workers in the lurch and burn bridges. There's just no need to go scorched-earth on shit, and not only does it hurt the employer, it hurts ME as well, because reputations have a way of following you. So I try to give enough notice to transition things properly. I've sometimes spent the majority of my last 2 weeks documenting well for whoever will adopt things, to make their lives easier.

    Now, that's not to say it's never warranted to walk out the door right this moment. But I see those situations as exceptions, not the norm. Going all "fuck you!" all the time is unpleasant for all concerned, even if you don't HAVE to give the notice. There are many things you don't have to do, which still make things nicer if you do them when there's no compelling reason not to.

  24. Is it ever? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    Certainly. Pretty much any question framed that way yields a 'Yes' answer. I've walked out on abusive bosses. Most notable was as a single dad and the SOB said I should bring my two year old daughter in evenings and on Saturday because he'd made promises that couldn't be kept. That company destroyed two marriages I know of.

    BUT, have backup money or you're an idiot (especially in my circumstance). If no money, make sure you're walking right into another job.

  25. Re: I always quit without notice by thundercattt · · Score: 2

    Same here. Every job I quit, I just stopped going. I saw that as the equivalent of them saying Friday at 445pm that you're done.

  26. Never have by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quitting without notice is a dick move, you are hurting your ex-coworkers more then anyone else, they are the ones having to pick up the slack till you are replaced. Forget about bosses that are doing something illegal or treating employees badly, that is rare to happen nowadays no matter what the Union mafia says.

    There are some rare occasions where i would agree that quitting on the spot is fine, but not often. Just a dick thing to do.

  27. Quit with notice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have worked at places where notice of quitting results in an immediate call to security, being escorted off the property, all clearances immediately revoked, and being told that you can come back for your personal effects in a few days after security has verified that it is your property.

  28. Loyalty to people not companies by TiggertheMad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    More to the point, a company can (and will) fire you w/o notice if they feel like it. Why should you not be able to 'fire' them in the same fashion?

    Companies are sociopath entities that are only as good to you as they least friendly person to you in any position of power. They don't care anything about you or your well being. People within the company might, but the company does not, it exists to make money. You might owe people loyalty, but never a company.

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    1. Re:Loyalty to people not companies by mariox19 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're absolutely right in your characterization of things, but this is what a lot of people fail to get. What we have here are two separate moral standards going on.

      Human beings have lived most of their existence in groups of no more than 150 individuals. Even for most of recorded history, most people lived in villages or in neighborhoods in cities where they knew just about every face they saw during the day, every day of their lives. Whatever kind of innate moral sense we have and whatever moral codes we have developed have all developed within this context of face-to-face interactions and persistent relationships. So, human beings have a hard time doing anything that isn't "nice." It's not "nice" to quit without giving notice. What "decent" person does a thing like that?

      Companies, by contrast, operate on a system of profit and loss. I am not saying that's a bad thing. What I'm saying is that people shouldn't kid themselves. When a company decides to show you the door, that's excused as being "nothing personal, just business." In other words, they are doing solely what is the interest of the company: most particularly, their bottom line.

      People need to understand that these are the rules. By all means, when you're interacting with friends, family, neighbors, or even strangers on the subway, do the right thing—the thing that human interactions have relied on for millennia. But when you're dealing with a company—when it's business—think first what's in your best interest, and then do that without a qualm.

      Maybe giving notice is right for you, then and there. Then, go ahead. But, maybe walking right out the door is the best thing for you. In that case then, by all means, don't let the door hit you in the ass.

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    2. Re:Loyalty to people not companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But when you're dealing with a company—when it's business—think first what's in your best interest, and then do that without a qualm.

      While I've never worked for an American company I've dealt a bit with them.
      In my experience some of them don't stop at what is in their best interest.
      It really sucks dealing with someone that goes by the "It is not sufficient that I succeed — all others must fail." mantra.

      If they deal with their employees the same way they deal with their business partners the rule to follow is that you should never put yourself in a position where you can't become independent from them in an afternoon.

    3. Re:Loyalty to people not companies by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      Businesses will be businesses, huh? Poisonous snakes will be poisonous snakes, too. Employers do pay a high price for treating employees like cogs. That kills moral. Word does get around. It's been so pervasive that rather than a few companies getting bad reputations, the entire corporate world has a bad reputation. The company that treats employees fairly and well is the exception, not the rule.

      There are reasons why people don't deal with each other the way companies do. Mostly, it does not work. Bad actors are quickly ostracized. In recent times, employers have been able to get away with treating employees like dirt is the huge imbalance in power. The job market has been an employer's market since before the Great Recession. Before the Dot Com crash is the last time employees had some leverage.

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    4. Re:Loyalty to people not companies by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, companies are comprised of people, and by just dropping the mic and walking out mid-meeting, you might be throwing the people in your team who had nothing to do with your grievances under the bus.

      IMO unless your're being actively fucked over somehow or your specific company has a habit of trowing people out without a notice and good cause, it's probably better to give proper notice. Just for selfish reasons if nothing else, you might end up running into these people again later in your career.

    5. Re:Loyalty to people not companies by Solandri · · Score: 2

      Um, most companies which fire you without notice will pay you a severance package of several weeks or months worth of pay. This is equivalent to giving you several weeks or months notice, except they don't require you to work those weeks or month. So the company is actually more considerate to your well-being than an employee who quits with notice is to the company (they'd have to work without pay during the notice period for the situation to be equivalent).

      I suppose people who quit without notice could be required to pay the company the equivalent of their salary for as many weeks or months as the severance package they would've received had the situation be reversed.

    6. Re:Loyalty to people not companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not how it works and you know it. My employer pays me for one thing: My time. Not my work, my time. I'm paid by the hour, not by the matchbox. It doesn't matter if I make ten or ten thousand matchboxes, I make the same amount of money.

      I do not give my employer anything but my time. If he wants money from me, I'll give him a sock full of pennies to the hippocampus.

    7. Re:Loyalty to people not companies by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Not my problem.
      If they continue to work for a scummy employer, that's their fault.

    8. Re:Loyalty to people not companies by shaitand · · Score: 2

      "Um, most companies which fire you without notice will pay you a severance package of several weeks or months worth of pay."

      No, no they don't. Such packages exist but they definitely not the norm, even where they do exist they are normally only paid under certain limited circumstances like lay offs.

      Don't kid yourself, the company attaches strings to such offers like not filing unemployment (so they can avoid their rates going up), gag terms, etc. There is nothing altruistic about this.

      On the other hand I've rarely seen people give two weeks notice and then actually work the two weeks. The only reason companies perpetuate the 2 week notice standard is that it's in their interest.

      Also, employers are not permitted to share information such as whether or not you gave notice with future employers. That also is a myth. They can confirm your employment dates, which party terminated the relationship, role, and rate of pay. If a company says something else you can sue them.

    9. Re:Loyalty to people not companies by PortHaven · · Score: 2

      Clearly we can tell who are CEOs and who are not.

      A CEO gets fired, and they get 5 years salary, even if they only worked for a single year.

    10. Re:Loyalty to people not companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Entirely correct.

      The perspective I find most entertaining is that company execs often expect or even demand employee loyalty.

      In one example, I worked for a company that routinely terminated employees when it lost clients where it had those employees working. It did it so often that it had a fairly nicely built package for online retraining and job hunting resources for those who'd been "laid off" like this. It did not guarantee return to work if the client re-engaged, but it allowed former employees with good records to apply for any job, including with other existing position needs in other regions. And it wouldn't contest unemployment benefits. Nothing it couldn't legally avoid, of course.

      I once listened to two execs complaining about one particularly good employee who had a LOT of potential, who'd been working at a client site in Chicago. That client site was terminating its business with the company after its 5 year contract expired. This employee had gotten his letter of upcoming "layoff." He'd looked around the local area and found work with another firm in days after being notified. Being very professional, he kept his mouth shut, worked through his last day, and started the new job the next day. No word to the old employer, because it was none of their business since he was no longer an employee. They were upset that he hadn't applied for one of the open positions at the next closest customer site in Denver. So of course, he was deemed "disloyal" to the company. The company that had terminated him, removed him from their payroll, and dumped him on the street. No one had talked to him, encouraged him to apply for another position, or attempted to steer him in any way. All he got was the letter (by email and by post) and the package of documents on the program. And they lost him. Then they called him after he was gone to ask him to apply for a position, which is how they found out he was already working elsewhere. They took this as a personal affront. They never considered that he did, too. He'd found out the hard way about company disloyalty.

      Big companies don't pay employees to be loyal. It doesn't show up anywhere on job requirements or lists of qualifications. They pay for work to be done. When they don't need the work done, they don't pay any longer. And they don't really want to pay for the work as it's being done, either. That cuts into profit. Hiring younger or less experienced employees, importing foreign labor our outsourcing to it; these are all ways of avoiding higher skill levels to avoid higher payrolls. Profit maximization. It also sets the ground rules - no employee who's watching the news is going to think the company is being loyal in any way.

    11. Re:Loyalty to people not companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely, this is why all the HR "engagement" and "group-activities" are BS, they're based on notions of community and loyalty (and possibly designed when "job-for-life" was the standard).
      Get in on time, work hard, keep an eye on postings and networking then take the next opportunity that is good or better for you, because the company will (generally) flush you as soon as it makes financial sense.
      Unless you're a sociopath, in which case how's the C-suite treating you?

    12. Re:Loyalty to people not companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Companies are not people. Companies do not have their own moral standards or for that matter, make decisions. There is no giant brain in the basement ordering people around.

      A company doesn't decide to show you the door, someone in that company made the decision to do so. What's best for a company is really what is best for the people in charge or making money from it.

      I get tired of the narrative that companies are some entity making decisions as a way to avoid/deflect the moral implications of people in the company treating their employees poorly.

    13. Re:Loyalty to people not companies by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Corporate culture is different in different companies. Some do have loyalty to their employees. You can't count on corporate culture to last too many years, but if the company will do right by you you should at least consider doing right by the company. Also, don't forget your teammates, who may need some notice to deal with your leaving.

      Of course, even in the best of conditions there's times when it might be necessary to just quit (my father did it when in a hospital with a heart attack), but it's usually possible to at least give reasons.

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  29. Better to stick around... by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Seriously, if they don't boot you the moment you give notice, the two week "lame duck" phase can be the best part of your time working there. Spend a day finishing your leftover projects and writing some halfassed documentation, bullshit by the watercooler 7 hours a day for 8 more, and turn in your work on day 10. The next guy can deal with any do-overs needed.

    And if you hate your job due to your immediate boss but don't have another one lined up, never quit! Turn it into a job you like until they fire you. Do the projects you like and completely ignore the ones you don't like. Boss complains about 1 hour lunches? Take a 2 hour lunch instead. If you work for a large enough company there's enough red tape and "protocol" to keep you employed for at least a month while you do whatever the fuck you want. Bonus, if you play by the rules they won't even be able to fire you "with cause".

    The man who told me this secret managed to "work" a full extra year while giving 0 fucks at a job he would have hated, had he cared.

    1. Re:Better to stick around... by skam240 · · Score: 1

      My problem with that advice is what if the employee is the problem in this scenario and not the boss or the work place. Now we have a great way for a problem employee to be more of a problem.

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    2. Re:Better to stick around... by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      Oh absolutely. And I would classify the guy who told me this as a potential problem employee, if you get on his bad side :). The advice, though, is still sound. It also is only a good idea for people who are competent at their job - by doing good work in *some* areas you still have people at the company who will give good references, and by producing work that adds value to the company (even if it's not the work they want you to do) it puts anyone who pulls the "fire" trigger in a difficult position. Being a self-serving sociopath is not only for upper management. If you're miserable, quitting means you've allowed them to beat you or kill your spirit.

    3. Re:Better to stick around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I pulled that off for 5 years.

    4. Re:Better to stick around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This right here. My first job out of college was terrible. The boss was massive narcissistic prick who truly believed he was one of the Chosen Ones because he ran a somewhat successful business. I have no doubt that in his mind he was on par with Steve Jobs/Warren Buffet/etc even tho he was just a small business owner.

      Anyway. I still lived with my father and had no real responsibilities so I saved money and just dicked around for _3 months_ till he fired me. Was a great 3 months.

    5. Re:Better to stick around... by lucm · · Score: 2

      You sir are a Zen master.

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    6. Re:Better to stick around... by QuasiEvil · · Score: 1

      I have to agree - if you work for a big company and don't have anything lined up, never quit. If you just do your job half-assed and play along with them having performance reviews, putting you on an improvement plan, making marginal improvements in some areas and failing worse in others, wash-rinse-repeat, you can drag on employment for years by surfing the process.

      Then again, I echo the words of others - don't screw over coworkers and friends you respect, or a company that's always treated you with respect. Wheaton's Law absolutely applies at the office.

      My coworkers would know, because I'd give them two weeks notice or more so they wouldn't feel screwed over and so they could make an orderly transition. My management may not be privy to such information depending on how they'd been treating me lately. That said, I have no intention of leaving my current position for the foreseeable future.

    7. Re:Better to stick around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, employees who doesn't care are seldom a problem. Sure, they cause a bit of extra work load on everyone else by not doing their job but that is about it.
      The real problem is those who cares too much and makes the workplace into a pissing contest.
      Lazy people can't be bothered enough to make the workplace a toxic environment.

    8. Re:Better to stick around... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem employees already know this info (Wally of Dilbert fame). If you need more proof, work at any large US Federal Government office for at least two weeks. Not being able to fire anyone means the crazy level is huge.

      CAPTCHA: vomited

    9. Re:Better to stick around... by shentino · · Score: 1

      If the employee is geniunely the problem he deserves to be fired.

    10. Re:Better to stick around... by Outta_the_way_peck! · · Score: 1

      I've been giving zero fucks for years as evident by me spending my office hours on slashdot.

  30. Yep -- it cuts both ways by bfwebster · · Score: 1

    I have personally worked at firms that felt it was OK to lay people off without two-weeks' notice (and without severance pay). So, yeah, I think it's ok. Have I ever done it? No. Would I ever have done it? It would take some pretty extreme circumstances, since I'm a firm believer in not burning bridges (unnecessarily). However, at this point, I'm 63 and self-employed, so it's not likely to come up again in my own life. :-)

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  31. Isn't it obvious? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    Given the acceptance of terminating and laying off employees without notice; why exactly would you expect them to be more courteous to you?

  32. WTF does that mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "She said, 'I've been watching 'Suits,' and this is how it happens,'" referring to the TV drama set in a law firm.

    I watched all 5 seasons of Suits and I have no idea what this means. Furthermore, which She? The HR She or the quitter She said this? Which is how it happens, a two week notice or some kind of bizarre announcement meeting?

  33. Of course it can make sense. by SeattleLawGuy · · Score: 4, Informative

    The question posed is "Has there ever been a circumstance that warranted quitting your job without any prior notice?"

    Of course such situations arise. Giving notice should be the default, out of respect for co-workers who may have to juggle their tasks and schedules if you leave and ideally out of a respect for your employer. But if you work in an abusive workplace and have no ability to change that, then leaving immediately is often justified by the way you are being treated or by the way your employer is treating others.

    Whether it is legally advisable, financially plausible, will hurt your career to leave, or will leave good co-workers in the lurch if you leave are all other questions that will influence the decision of whether to actually do it.

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  34. I quit my job after two weeks notice by The_Revelation · · Score: 1

    but my employer demanded 4 weeks. I had to leave because I had discovered that they weren't paying my super, or any of the other employees, which was illegal on its own, but they were also engaged in a phoenix scam to avoid liability on back paying the super. So, in the end I lost all of my annual leave, didn't get paid for the last month of employment, even though my employer was the one who had broken contract by not paying super. This is the tale of another business that caught fire and burnt to the ground the moment I left, though, so I can't be too bitter. The life lesson I've learnt is if you are a bit of a bastard, you can literally double your yearly wage with a tactical-quit operation.

  35. But that is not turnabout idiot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... And then they pay you out the remaining notice time as of right. In other words they give you a paid holiday.

    How exactly do you consider that to be equivalent?

    1. Re:But that is not turnabout idiot. by rworne · · Score: 1

      It takes all kinds.

      I've seen several types of separations:

      1. Being blindsided by a manager and security for a walk to HR. Yes, severance was provided - as long as you sign your rights away in order to get it. There are conditions for the severance package. Don't want to sign your rights away? Then you get nothing aside from time owed and any accrued vacation time. For reference, see the conditions imposed on the Disney IT workers.

      2. In the case of a large layoff, it still comes as a surprise, but there is a slow rundown where people are given notice their jobs will be gone by a certain day, they get training and job counseling, and they also get severance with the same conditions imposed in #1.

      Both of these were done by the same company.

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  36. The times they are a changing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It used to be expected that companies would give workers weeks or even months notice of a reduction in staff (or even find them new jobs).
    That's gone now, they tell you and walk you to the door, so its not surprising that employee's attitudes are changing too.

  37. Other way around? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Last year just before the holiday bonuses were going out my company fired bunch of people. No notice, don't pass go, get the f***out right now. I quit last month without giving them any notice but I made sure my work was impeccable during my last month. I got a BS from the boss about how I should have given a notice and offer to match the money. Well they should have given me the bonus in the first place when I asked for it before. Better pay and much nicer working conditions at my new place and I don't regret it for a second.

    1. Re:Other way around? by HornWumpus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Right choice.

      Never accept a counteroffer. _Never_.

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    2. Re:Other way around? by Cederic · · Score: 2

      I had a CIO grab me the day after I tendered my resignation and tell me he wasn't going to make a counter offer because they don't help at all.

      I told him that was fine, as I would have had to decline one anyway as nothing he could offer would address the reasons I was leaving.

      He did however want to know those reasons. People left the company rather less voluntarily as a result. Other changes were made. I'm happier at my new employer, and my former colleagues also have a better working environment.

      Sometimes a well regarded employee leaving is a trigger for senior management recognition that there is a problem; until then it's perceived as bitching, or they think they're dealing with it, or they lack the ammunition to tell their superiors that this is not sustainable. Twice now my departure from an organisation has led to sizeable change to improve working conditions and environment.

    3. Re:Other way around? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the logic behind this? Just curious ...

    4. Re:Other way around? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      The reasons you are leaving are never only money. Money won't fix them.

      Also when you accept the counter consider the next steps. There are only two options:
      1. Management is pissed about shot term plans you are fucking. They will keep you only until they can hire a replacement, then fire you, likely for cause as they will have all the time they need to fake it up.
      2. You are actually needed, long term. You will not get another raise without an offer on the table for the foreseeable future.

      More basically, the fact they are willing to counter tells you that they have long considered you a bargain but were unwilling to pay you what you were worth. Fuck them, right in the ear. Fuck their schedule too, right in the accounts receivable.

      Finally: If you want money you need to get it coming in the door. For you stay at a company, all raises will be seen in scale to your _original_ starting salary. If you and a new coworker are getting the same money, but you already doubled your pay there, the new coworker will always get better 'default raises'.

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    5. Re:Other way around? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yepp. Seen it first hand. Of course in that case the leaver was a tenured professor. That hadn't happened in the history of the university. His boss went from having the "full support of management" despite others having left and a dozen having complained, to out the door in a day or so.

      If you have clout, then leaving works, nothing short of that will...

    6. Re:Other way around? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree 100%...the counter offer is just temporary bribe money to get an employee to stay until they can find a replacement. Once you express that you don't want to work at a place, any good manager will want you out...

      Would also suggest quitting on the first or second day of the month if you have health insurance. (in the US)

    7. Re:Other way around? by Rogue974 · · Score: 1

      Read studies on this and they say 80% of the people who accept counter offers leave within a year anyway. The study didn't deal with those who were terminated, just those who took the counter and then quit anyway.

  38. Of course it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've done it. Felt great and it did not hurt me at all. In fact, the company tried to beg me back a few months later. As others have said, loyalty (or lack thereof) can work in both directions. In my case, a new executive got many effective managers fired so they could put in their clueless friends and cronies. Long story short, one of them tried to pin the blame on me for their own failings. I told them if her persisted, I will quit on the spot. No surprise the finger was point in my direction at the big meeting the next day. In front of 50 people including most of the exec staff, I told everyone I would not be part of the charade and quit on the spot. Turned around and walked out the door without looking back. Within the next 3 months, at least half the department quit with many giving zero notice. The owners of the company soon realize how bad the situation was and fired the exec and all his buddies. Offers were made to all those that quit too return with a signing bonus and raise. Only a couple of people accepted the office. Today, the company is about 1/4 the size and barely hanging in. Oh well.

    1. Re:Of Course It Is by mrxak · · Score: 1

      Completely agreed. People will remember you. What you can do and get away with legally or even ethically is not always what's best for your future.

      It's a bad idea to tell to your boss why you're quitting, and it's a bad idea to quit without giving your boss and coworkers notice so they can make plans to handle the mess you leave behind as easily as possible.

      Likewise, employers should do what's best for word-of-mouth, too. They might have every legal right to terminate without notice, and they might even feel it's ethical to do so for various reasons, but ex-employees will talk, and current employees are paying attention too.

      There are always exceptions, when quoting immediately or firing immediately is called for. Those situations should be obvious to everyone.

  39. Sometimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sometimes giving notice means getting threats, contractrual tricks to force you to stay, and so on.

    And there was that Head-of-HR client I had (in-home technician job, met her) who put it "so often companies will just humiliate or walk you out the door, or take other action against you, that you better just keep quiet and leave."

  40. A: Because it breaks the flow of a message by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

    Q: Why is starting a comment in the Subject: field incredibly irritating?

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    1. Re:A: Because it breaks the flow of a message by zenlessyank · · Score: 1

      Almost as irritating as just posting crap like a complaint. No one gives a fuck about what you like. You are fired.

    2. Re:A: Because it breaks the flow of a message by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Oh, so that was irritating to read, and I should stop doing it? My, I believe you got the message! You should stop doing it too! My work is done here.

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  41. Almost always justifiable by ewibble · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If the employee is so angry or annoyed that they are willing to leave without notice, it is probably best that they are just allowed to leave.

    Do you really want a disgruntled employee, serving your customers, maintaining your IT system, managing your finances, ... for two weeks?

    It maybe in the contract but it makes no sense to force someone to stay unless they are very closely supervised.

    1. Re:Almost always justifiable by taustin · · Score: 1

      If the employee is so angry or annoyed that they are willing to leave without notice,

      Just because that's the only reason you've ever left a job doesn't mean it's the only reason anybody does. A lot of people move on to better opportunities, and a good employer congratulates them and wishes them well, even if they're really pissed off about it.

    2. Re:Almost always justifiable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really want a disgruntled employee, serving your customers, maintaining your IT system, managing your finances, ... for two weeks?

      Depends on how many disgruntled employees you got.

    3. Re:Almost always justifiable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see this quite a bit from the employee side, not because of anger or annoyance but because of the material worked on has a certain amount of sensitivity (confidential/classified). So the moment notice is given, regardless of duration, they are walked out immediately. A guard will bring their personal stuff that was in their cube and they can schedule an off-site hr followup if they wish.

  42. Two choices by naughtynaughty · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Leave without notice and start working the next day at your new job:
    Result: Guaranteed no lost income

    Leave with two weeks notice:
    Result #1: Company fires you on the spot, walks you out and you lose two weeks of income
    Result #2: Company keeps you on the payroll the two weeks, no loss of pay

    All the risk is yours when you give two weeks notice, you give all the options to the company. When the shoe is on the other foot it is pretty much guaranteed that the company won't give you two weeks notice that they are going to let you go and few will pay you two weeks even though they'll walk you out right after telling you that you are fired.

    My suggestion is spend a day or two putting together a transition folder, hand it in on the day you quit and wish them the best. Tell them that for security reasons you can't provide two weeks notice.

    1. Re:Two choices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Result #1: Company fires you on the spot, walks you out and you lose two weeks of income

      Never seen that happen after working with over a dozen tech start-ups the past thirty years. The companies always offer two weeks of pay in exchange for signing an exit agreement. It's always worth it to them to them to get an agreement signed. After all, they have to justify the money they paid a lawyer to write the said agreement.

    2. Re:Two choices by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      Never seen that happen after working with over a dozen tech start-ups the past thirty years.

      I have seen it happen a few times if you leave for a direct competitor and you are in the semi-conductor industry. Certain employers are very paranoid.

      It's an asinine policy, you know you are leaving long before you tell the boss, any sabotage and theft you want to do should already be done... it's purely for show.

    3. Re:Two choices by QuasiEvil · · Score: 2

      Likewise - I've seen this in a number of companies, regardless of if they know where you're going or not. If you have access to what they consider trade secret IP (despite either having developed it or worked on it for years), I've seen friends get shown the door within minutes of giving notice. However, those companies have always paid them for those two weeks, they just didn't want them to have access any longer.

    4. Re:Two choices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's also...

      Results #3: Company realizes they f*cked up and really want to keep you, so they offer you x% more than you new employer to stay.

      It's rare, but I've seen it happen. If it's only about the money, then giving notice can be a wake-up call for your employer to re-assess your value to them.

    5. Re:Two choices by chihowa · · Score: 1

      There's also...

      Results #3: Company realizes they f*cked up and really want to keep you, so they offer you x% more than you new employer to stay.

      It's rare, but I've seen it happen. If it's only about the money, then giving notice can be a wake-up call for your employer to re-assess your value to them.

      But since they know that you're willing to leave, they'll either start actively seeking your replacement or at least keep an eye out for possible replacements.

      The squeaky wheel may get the grease, but it's also the first one to be replaced.

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  43. Of course it is. by YukariHirai · · Score: 1

    Well, it does depend a little on circumstances, and it's not without its consequences. You should generally avoid burning any bridges you don't have to, and it's not just the company's attitude to you that you need to worry about; other employees might remember you as that guy who up and left unexpectedly which made life difficult for everyone. Which can bite you in the arse a year or two down the line when they're a different company you're applying at and might have a say in hiring.

    But if the company's treating you badly, or conditions are unnecessarily dangerous? You are justified in just leaving without notice, and such things are a secondary concern. And if things are bad enough, said hypothetical other employee may remember you as the guy who had the sense to just get out ASAP.

    Phyllis Hartman says employees have a responsibility to try to communicate about what's wrong. "Start figuring out if there is anything you can do to fix it. The worst that can happen is that nobody listens or they tell you no."

    No, that is not the worst that can happen by a longshot. The worse things will generally run afoul of workplace bullying laws, but that's small comfort.

  44. Depends on the situation by StandardCell · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I just quit without notice from a job at an established old and large corporation after less than three months. The main reasons were:
    • * Being told our group was in a "startup" mode and a huge red flag at any established company, especially with a paltry sum of shares barely above $5k.
    • * The first week I was there I was told the Tier 2 customer care person was leaving and that I'd be taking over their duties in addition to mine - a position that consumed >55 hours/week, but was not told this at the interview and was completely different than the job description I was given.
    • * When I asked about a product roadmap, I was told not to worry about it and to focus on the next six months of work (which didn't matter since the product was obviously not going anywhere and was severely underfunded while architected around a third-party solution that was insanely expensive).
    • * Complete disorganization to the point where development was accused of slipping but there was no product feature backlog nor user acceptance testing, despite being called an "Agile" development environment; just trying to put together a backlog and some processes that remotely resembled a proper development environment was a 60 hour/week job and they wanted to scale!
    • * A micro-manager who gave ZERO positive feedback about ANYTHING, claimed that they were not, who would change their mind on a whim (too much this time, too little next time, too little the following time, etc. etc.) and throw everyone under the bus, indicating a lack of empathy and self-awareness; also the first time I had ever worked somewhere where my office mates had thrown some item at a desk or on the floor out of frustration.
    • * Horrendously long commute which would've been tolerable if it was a good job with good treatment.

    The last day I showed up to work, I was thrown under the bus by the manager in front of our VP and the rest of the team for a lie to cover up the manager's incompetence. I went home, got up the next day, went to my doctor for a note to get the rest of the week off, and marched in on the following Monday to the reception desk with a letter of resignation and dropping off all of the company equipment. Didn't even talk to my manager, and didn't answer any of the manager's phone calls or e-mails, nor anyone else on the team after the day I got thrown under the bus. I, quite literally, disappeared.

    Why did I quit like this, especially without another source of income or health care coverage? Because leaving a gaping hole with a giant question mark in my wake was the only bit of power I had left to send a message for all of the misrepresentation, incompetence, unreasonable expectations and malice of the team that I had experienced . My mental and physical health has improved substantially since quitting, and so has the relationship with my loved ones. That team was screwed either way, but royally so with some of their deadlines that I had left the gaping hole in their roster for. I would've loved to have worked for another part of the company and was more than qualified to do so, but corporate rules prevent changes in position for the first year, and I had no expectation of a good review despite having been a high performing employee at other companies.

    In the end, these issues point directly to the utter contempt that technology employers have for their employees, particularly their low-to-mid-tier individual contributors. What else should they expect when they themselves give no notice to employees when they terminate them? What else should they expect when they treat their employees like trash, expect them to work startup hours while receiving established company pay and bonuses, change job descriptions at a whim, and don't have the decency to form any kind of coherent team environment or structure?

    The real message to HR departments and upper management on this phenomenon is this: if employees are quitting without notice more frequently, your problem is with your current corporate structure, management, and business, not with the employee that quits without notice, and you ignore this problem at your own peril.

    1. Re:Depends on the situation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easily the best comment in the thread. Thank you for the contribution; it is rare here these days. I have a question for you. Be forewarned that I have never really had a bad employment experience (internships, university researcher, university teaching aid, post doctoral researcher, non profit corporation).
       
        Isn't there some way you can directly raise hell with HR/upper levels of management? OR at least voice all of your grievances to them before you walk out the door? Or demand some level of responsibility/compensation to fix their problems? That would be my first instinct.

    2. Re:Depends on the situation by Kjella · · Score: 1

      The last day I showed up to work, I was thrown under the bus by the manager in front of our VP and the rest of the team for a lie to cover up the manager's incompetence. I went home, got up the next day, went to my doctor for a note to get the rest of the week off, and marched in on the following Monday to the reception desk with a letter of resignation and dropping off all of the company equipment. Didn't even talk to my manager, and didn't answer any of the manager's phone calls or e-mails, nor anyone else on the team after the day I got thrown under the bus. I, quite literally, disappeared. Why did I quit like this, especially without another source of income or health care coverage? Because leaving a gaping hole with a giant question mark in my wake was the only bit of power I had left to send a message for all of the misrepresentation, incompetence, unreasonable expectations and malice of the team that I had experienced .

      In other words, nobody even really knows your side of the story. Did you win the lottery, have a mental breakdown, rage quit, are you a special snowflake whose feelings got hurt, what? Even if they do blame it on the job for the boss that's already willing to throw you under the bus this is the "I told you so" moment, I already warned you he was a poor worker and now he's disappeared. You can be sure that when the stories are to be told you're the scapegoat for all the group's ills. If I was really willing to burn that many bridges, I'd throw a firecracker in there by listing my grievances and emailing it to the relevant people, like telling the VP that you were thrown under the bus. Unanswered questions just leave skilled manipulators the freedom to shape the answers that are best for them.

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    3. Re:Depends on the situation by entropy01 · · Score: 1

      Because leaving a gaping hole with a giant question mark in my wake was the only bit of power I had left to send a message for all of the misrepresentation, incompetence, unreasonable expectations and malice of the team that I had experienced .

      If a company is as poorly run as you portray it (and I believe you), they are not going to "get it." The message will fall on deaf ears.

    4. Re:Depends on the situation by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Christ. Such drama. These stories are always so unbelievable. No one cared that you quit. You "went to my doctor for a note to get the rest of the week off"? Is that like getting a note from your Mommy so you don't have to go to school?

    5. Re:Depends on the situation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize that the message you sent was simply that you were guilty of whatever they accused you of, and also all of those colleagues assumed you were fired, right?

  45. The new workplace by duke_cheetah2003 · · Score: 2

    In the workplace of today, when employers ditch people in favor of cheaper offshore replacement, or downsize you out of a job with no notice, or the myriad of other crap employers pull, I think quitting with no notice is perfectly acceptable. That road goes both ways after all, if employers treat their employees like disposable commodities, we the employees can and should do the exact same thing.

    That's how I feel at least. My current employer has treated me well, and seems to treat others well, too. So I'd probably be respectful and give notice. But I think if I worked for a company treating people poorly, I would feel no obligation to be courteous about leaving them.

    1. Re:The new workplace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      15 years at a company, I'm in my late fifties, I lost my wife almost 3 years ago. The company was good to me for a bit then jumped all over me at the end of the year for "lousy performance" well what do you expect while a guy is grieving? No raise now for two years now, but I got a good review this year not they'll probably decide not to give any raises this year. Yes, I'm looking but I can't relocate with a mortgage underwater and not qualified for a HARP refinance. All the positions available are either contract or "try before you buy" Can't get used to that idea and I'm sure it comes out in phone interviews. I'll leave in a heartbeat and not look back.

  46. Did that in the heat of the moment once... by sconeu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was working for a major defense contractor. Fortune 500 (probably Fortune 100).

    Manager came in and told me that over his objections, I was being transferred to the Project From Hell. Before I even had a chance to think, the first words out of my mouth were, "I quit!". And my immediate reaction after that was "Oh my G-d... what the hell have I just done?"

    Lucky for me, I was fairly senior, and the two other guys who were supposed to go to said project (who were senior to me) had identical reactions.

    The three of us wound up in a meeting with the division's VP of Engineering. We didn't quit, we didn't have to transfer, and (fortunately), our careers weren't ruined (probably because the PfH had a reputation throughout the division).

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  47. What references? LOL by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 2

    Many corps have a blanket policy against professional references. I've had a real problem with Hewlett Packard Enterprise in this regard; their HR says are OK with "personal references" but "advise against giving professional references". This is HR speak for "you can't give professional references". I had one company tell me they required professional references from a manager from a position in the last three years; which was impossible since HPE was my only employer for those three years.

    Even more hypocritical is that HPE wants professional references yet refuses to give the same. And what is a "personal reference" anyway? That I can grill a good burger, and am fun at parties? That might fulfill a part of what potential employers are looking for (works well with others) but does little to ascertain how I function in a technical position. Once I finally pinned down their exact HR policy I told them the difference what they would allow for people seeking references; I guess it worked since I'm starting a new job Monday lol.

    1. Re:What references? LOL by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I've found most of my previous employers wouldn't go any further than to confirm that I did work there. But they would not discuss the details of my employment or my performance, in which case my job history seems like useless information. I've had to rely pretty heavily on personal references for any new job.

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    2. Re:What references? LOL by shilly · · Score: 1

      Do you really not understand the difference between a personal and a professional reference?

      A personal reference is an endorsement of you by someone who knows you, speaking in a personal capacity. A professional reference is an endorsement of you by a company.

      Companies don't like to give professional references because it's just an effort that leads to additional risk -- if you're a fuckup, and the new employer has a professional reference, there's a chance the new employer sues the old employer for misrepresentation of your abilities. Much more difficult to pursue an individual in that way.

      That's why most companies will only give the essential facts: start and end dates, and that's it.

      I'm surprised to hear HP Enterprise was asking for professional references. I think they may actually have meant a reference as to your professional skills from someone in a position to know, not a reference as to your professional skills from your former employer.

    3. Re:What references? LOL by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      That's why most companies will only give the essential facts: start and end dates, and that's it.

      In many states they're practically only allowed to tell you whether they fulfilled their job duties or not.

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    4. Re:What references? LOL by shilly · · Score: 1

      Most companies won't even want to do that. They don't want to be sued for defamation by an ex-employee.

    5. Re:What references? LOL by l0n3s0m3phr34k · · Score: 1

      The way HPE HR present it though, it reads like a blanket "no" to either type of reference. When prodded, they will eventually make a difference...but to their management it's presented as "no references or discussion about any employees, all outside parties must talk only to HR".

  48. It is ALWAYS OK to quit without notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For reasons that escape me, so many people cease negotiating after they've agreed on compensation. Termination of employment is a negotiation as well, but under these conditions you usually have all of the leverage. If you aren't going to offer me an incentive to stay, then I see no reason for us to draw this process out further than this conversation. Do you have golden handcuffs in the form of an option vesting schedule? How about a 401(k) matching schedule? Great, then since my next vesting milestone isn't for 6 months anyway, it doesn't make a difference if I leave today or 2 weeks from today. Unless, of course, you'd like to revisit that vesting schedule. My health benefits stop in the same month I cease employment? Well, that's the same today or 2 weeks from today. Unless, of course, you'd like to revisit how long you're keeping my health benefits active. Repeat as you see fit.

  49. Employer's terms, employer's choice by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

    It was the employer that wrote the at-will terms into the agreement. If they don't like their own terms, Not My Problem. For me it depends on two things: how satisfied or annoyed I am at my current position, and how anxious the new position is to have me start. If I'm relatively happy with my managers and co-workers and it's just that the new position's offering me better pay or different work, I'm going to push for 2 weeks notice before I start the new position just out of courtesy. If my current employer's willing to write a certain amount of notice to me into the agreement (ie. they won't let me go without at least X weeks notice), I'm definitely going to insist on giving at least that much notice before leaving. OTOH if my current employer insists on being able to let people go at any time for any reason with no notice, I'm going to be less than insistent on giving them notice. If I'm annoyed with them, and especially if the new position wants me right away, I'm not going to lose any sleep about giving them exactly as much notice as they give employees being let go (that is, none at all). The only consideration for me will be making the departure clean on my side, all my personal stuff cleared out, company data on my workstation safely backed up where my manager knows to find it if they need it, sensitive information that the company doesn't need (eg. passwords to linked-directly-to-me accounts needed for work, SSH/SSL/x.509 private keys) wiped, etc. etc..

    If an employer has a problem with that, I suggest they review the idea that I'll grant them exactly the consideration they grant employees. If they don't consider their terms acceptable, it's entirely within their power to change them. If they expect me to grant them consideration without granting anything in return, I refer them to the acronym "TANSTAAFL".

  50. USA, USA, USA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my contract I had one month notice both ways. When I quit we discussed and decided *together* that I will leave immediately. I was willing to work the month if they asked me, but they did not see no point that I take customer for one month and then leave. I was happy to leave because I had better paying work ahead. If they would end my contract they would have to keep me one month if I would wanted to.

    It is normal in Europe that you have one month notice both ways.

  51. I guess it just depends on the type of person? by adosch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I will caveat this with that I actively have just over 14 years of workplace experience in my "field of employment", which since I am a /.'er, I guess that lumps me into IT in some what shape or form.

    With that, I live in a right-to-work state and spent almost 9 of those years as a government contractor. I endured the typical BS: pay cuts, freezes, lousy raises, a government furlough, health care hikes to make you make less for that year with your raise, benefit slashes with contract renewals going to the next company, shitty co-workers, shitty projects, shitty managers, worker shortage, attrition, ect. I could go on and on. The point I am making is: I was afforded every opportunity, reason to quit and walk the fuck out and there will always will be reason after reason to make you want to quit your job without reason and throw up the double fingers. The grass is never greener anywhere, it's always the same, drab shade it will always ever be, it's just what you make of it.

    When I finally decided it was time to go, and move onto another position I was approached with in the private sector, I had plenty of vacation banked to take off a month paid, then put in a hastily typed immediate resignation letter and walked right out the day after coming back in. Did I? I would have loved to like anyone else dreams of doing but I didn't. I worked out my two weeks faithfully, documented things, properly transitioned work off as best as anyone can and took the high road. Why? What reason did I have to burn bridges? None. What if I want to go back? Would it be worth the happy hour story of being the Robin Hood of Everyone-Wants-To-Be to tell that one story where you told your employer to fuck off? Probably not.

    People have very little reason to in general to spite their employer back and not put in a courtesy two weeks --- usually the things that burn us and drive us to that point all are business or environmental culture things that are most of the time out of our control and end up in the constant cross fire in. Did your job, as long as you did it, always yield a paycheck and some sort of benefits? Isn't that why you were there to begin with?

    I'm not advocating you stay in toxic, cancerous or career suicide workplaces, what I am saying is there is this definite trend in people today, especially the millennial YOLO brats that have an over-inflated ego of worth and dedication. I was raised to do a job, do it well, never half ass and build a brand and name for yourself. Others don't operate that way.

    1. Re:I guess it just depends on the type of person? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not Right To Work. At Will.

      Right to work is union closed shop busting

  52. zero notice by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    I've been laid off with no notice and no severance in the tech industry before. So why should I give any employer a 2 week notice?

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  53. I've always given notice. by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Even in situations where the place was going to hell and was suffering under the worst managers. (In the case I'm thinking of; a big, very bro-y, MBA-ish, golf-buddies-get-promoted, east-coast logistics company acquired the close-knit San Francisco tech company I worked for. The cultural differences were irreconcilable for more than a few of us.) The thing is, I wasn't giving notice for the benefit of the company. I was giving notice for the benefit of my co-workers. (The legacy ones from our days as our own company, that is.). Two weeks may not be enough time to hire an actual replacement. But if you're on the ball, you can cram in a lot of knowledge transfer and not leave your friends and colleagues hanging (Any more than is absolutely necessary as a consequence of your leaving.).

    To provoke a no-notice resignation, I think I'd have to have become aware that the company was breaking the law or engaged in a serious ethical violation. Physical violence, or sexual harassment or orientation discrimination would probably do the trick too.

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    1. Re:I've always given notice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To provoke a no-notice resignation, I think I'd have to have become aware that the company was breaking the law or engaged in a serious ethical violation. Physical violence, or sexual harassment or orientation discrimination would probably do the trick too.

      I witnessed physical violence and hundreds of HIPAA violations during my first two weeks of employment at an organization. I notified them of the issues, the company ignored it, so I walked.. and then made a phone call.

      Things have changed there now after they fired the head shed.

    2. Re: I've always given notice. by MarkH · · Score: 1

      You have got it 'notice is for co-workers not for employer'. Even 2 weeks is enough for key gotchas. Nice morals but also better long term career. Amazing how the best Co workers crop up in other companies you interview with in IT.

  54. wow I wish I had your problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in Europe notice periods are generally between 1 and 6 months, with 2 months being the typical notice period. Quitting without notice is only permitted in cases where an employer is unlikely to ever be able to pay, or trust has been destroyed beyond repair (goes both ways). If a court later on decides that quitting without notice was not justified, compensation of damages is due (goes both ways too, though damages are limitted to salaries paid).

  55. Re: I always quit without notice by corychristison · · Score: 1

    I've been running my own business part time since 2006 while working a full time job during the day. In 2012 I finally decided to focus on my business full time.

    Had our ups and downs, but I've never regret my decision.

  56. My boss and I both documented well in two weeks by raymorris · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I last changed jobs, I spent much of that two weeks cleaning up documentation and writing a simple and direct "introduction to the position" document for my replacement. During that time, my boss and backup did my normal duties. In doing so, she ran into a few hurdles, some questions. I was there to assist. By the day I left, she had been doing my daily job for two weeks. (While interviewing, I arranged for our workload to be light for the following few weeks).

    At my current job, my boss recently quit. During his two weeks, he spent probably 60 hours documenting like crazy and demonstrating stuff for those of us he left behind. That was VERY helpful for us.

    1. Re:My boss and I both documented well in two weeks by lucm · · Score: 1

      Little bitches throw tantrums and storm out with bitter accusations to justify their immaturity. A decent person does what you did. End things like a pro and walk away standing tall.

      It doesn't matter if the company would have ended things with less class. That's like saying, no I won't give a dollar to that homeless person because I don't think he would give me one if I was the one in a tough spot.

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      lucm, indeed.
    2. Re:My boss and I both documented well in two weeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a lot of crap
      The homeless person has done nothing wrong to you and he or she deserve respect (AFAYK)
      Some body that treats you in a way that brings you to the point that you rather leave and risk your financial situation doesn't deserve the air they breathe
      If you leave a place that treats you fair to move to a better position (or any other reasons of your own) then you return the courtesy and try to be helpful
      You cannot walk away standing tall from people that hate your guts (or you theirs) other than walking off the court house with a half a million in severance

    3. Re:My boss and I both documented well in two weeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Little bitches throw tantrums and storm out with bitter accusations to justify their immaturity. A decent person does what you did. End things like a pro and walk away standing tall.

      It doesn't matter if the company would have ended things with less class. That's like saying, no I won't give a dollar to that homeless person because I don't think he would give me one if I was the one in a tough spot.

      I'm not sure if I agree with your first sentence, and things can get intolerable enough where the stress is seriously affecting ones health, but in general sure.

      Of course, from my own recent experience, finding a job you really want to do is actually a fairly big task in of itself. (If I had no standards, and was willing to take a huge cut in wages, it might be easier, but why settle for something that is likely worse that what I currently have, or at least not clearly better.) I found one that I thought promising, and didn't get it, possibly due to being overqualified. My expected salary on their form being 10% higher than my current salary. I'm not sure. The response when I asked, was form letter-ish, which said nothing. Another I probably could have gotten, or at least gotten to interview 3 if I didn't admit to be waiting to hear back from the other. I don't truly regret that one. Both were a learning experience, and I had concerns about the second. More importantly, I learned a fair bit from my post interview conversation, which is useful.

      At any rate, the overall point is, unless your just really lucky, your probably investing months in a job hunt. Just do the two more weeks, or at least try to work with your old boss to resolve things as cleanly as possible, but generally without exceeding those two weeks, unless your new employer doesn't mind and you don't mind.

      Some of the junk from this year that truly inspired me to search more were to the point where I really daydreamed about just dropping anything company related on my desk after everyone is gone, and putting a note on the top saying, "I quit." and then walking out singing Boehner's zippidy do dah...

      I wouldn't really do it. It is only a dream I have. If I find a possibly better job that I'm willing to risk the change on, I'll work with my manager to do what I can, within reason, if for no other reason, the job your jumping to, is probably not going to be your last..

    4. Re:My boss and I both documented well in two weeks by Desler · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter if the company would have ended things with less class.

      Actually it does. There's this common saying of "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." Sorry, but the only one being a "little bitch" is an employer that gets butthurt that the employee did to them what they would have done to the employee if the tables were turned.

    5. Re:My boss and I both documented well in two weeks by Desler · · Score: 1

      Little bitches throw tantrums and storm out with bitter accusations to justify their immaturity. A decent person does what you did. End things like a pro and walk away standing tall.

      No, little bitches throw tantrums that their employee treated them as exactly as they would have treated said employee if only the tablets were turned. Besides, most companies upon getting that notice simply walk you out the door. Essentially spitting in your face for trying to extend them courtesy.

      It doesn't matter if the company would have ended things with less class.

      No, it actually does. If companies want their employees to extend them courtesies then they need to reciprocate. Otherwise, they're simply being little bitches throwing tantrums.

    6. Re:My boss and I both documented well in two weeks by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Little bitches throw tantrums and storm out with bitter accusations to justify their immaturity.

      So they should just stay with their pimp until he's done with them and suck it down, then?

      It doesn't matter if the company would have ended things with less class. That's like saying, no I won't give a dollar to that homeless person because I don't think he would give me one if I was the one in a tough spot.

      No, it's like refusing to pay for the Monopoly Man's latte.

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      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    7. Re:My boss and I both documented well in two weeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I decided I could no longer live in the area I was currently living gave my current company 6 months notice so we had plenty of time to find a new person that qualified, and I had time to train them and work out the bugs. I'm on really good terms with them so I wasn't worried about being fired, and 6 months was a nice long time to get a life together in another state.Time went by, no new hire. At 3 months I was getting a bit worried and brought it back up that 3 months would still be fine to get a new hire completely into the work flow. 2 months came, then one month and I was freaking out. I was cleaning up my documentation and trying to inform my co-workers of anything that might come up after I left, but there was no way I was going to be able to train someone in my remaining time.

      It worked out perfect though. 2 weeks before I left I was given a desk phone and a VPN device and asked if I still wanted to work for them remotely, only occasionally coming down to the main office. I still have plenty of friends in that area (even if I hated living there) so it's a nearly perfect situation.

      Company was loyal to me, I returned the same respect (at risk to myself, if I had been canned 6 months out that would have been rough), and it worked out great. It's sad that this is the exception to what normally happens.

    8. Re:My boss and I both documented well in two weeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that is the right approach.
      On last day I was still creating accounts for new employees and preparing list of passwords which should be changed when I leave. (Yes small company - 1 admin scale).

    9. Re:My boss and I both documented well in two weeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I almost made an account for this. As a matter of principle when I start working for an employer if I see them give notice to employees that they will be layed off then I will give the same amount of notice when I change jobs. I've never been fired, the shortest length of time I've been employed at one place was three and a half years (high school job), but when it's time for me to leave if you didn't give anyone else notice when you fired them then I'm not telling you until the day before I start down the street.

  57. It's a courtesy. by jcr · · Score: 1

    If you're leaving on good terms, give notice. If your boss is an asshole, then courtesy is not owed.

    -jcr

    --
    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  58. Freedoms not exercised tend to get lost, I think. by sabinelr · · Score: 1

    In at-will employment states, a notice requirement can't be enforced. A lot of things that wind up in boilerplate employment agreements can't be enforced. If too many people knuckle under and feel forced to give notice to quit, we will end up with just the expectation that everyone has to give notice. Unfortunately, enough people are scared of "burning bridges" that this concern is taken seriously. Maybe we need to recover the attitude that we can do whatever we want that is not illegal, and by trial and error find out what works for us. I have both given notice and quit abruptly, and I never saw any good or bad effects from either course. Some of us are not as scared of the results as others, but we can't let ourselves be ruled by the timid.

  59. To gain what? by webwalker · · Score: 1

    Call a 'Rage Quit' whatever you want: I call it a tantrum. If your purpose is to walk out as some kind of revenge for imagined (or even real) abusiveness by your boss, your co-workers or TPTB, I guess dumping a can of gasoline on your head and self-immolating is about as effective...for you. And as /.ers all say, "I'm all I care about."

    Instead, bear in mind that unless you are outrageously mobile and able to take a gig several states (or continents) away, you are probably a specialist in a regional market: You will likely find yourself working with some of these people again, and their opinion of you will matter in your future employment.

    The fact that at-will employment means that an employer can kick the feet out from under you in 3 seconds with a 2 second head start doesn't mean jack in the long run: That is how the world wags. My favorite manager was pole-axed *this week* for political reasons: He was gone before his morning cuppa cooled.

    If you want to keep working (and eating) you will think first about the effect that your spazz-out will have on you 5-10-15 years down the line. I've concluded that anyone who wants to stay employed whether full time or contract will guard their reputation jealously. Sure, I've had a 'fantasy rage quit' script in my head. I've also had the sense to keep it there. The pay-off has been 23 years of employment at 8 companies on both coasts and a total of only 10 months of unemployment in that time, 5 months each, once voluntarily. The gravy has been dozens of people that I can reach out to who will vouch for me and help me find work quickly if I needed help. An employee who has had manure poured on them and manages to quit with grace and dignity will be remembered as someone you want to work with again. The tantrum rage quit will make great office gossip for years to come, but nobody is going to help them if they're hurtin'.

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  60. It's just buisness. by jimbob6 · · Score: 1

    It depends on if there's some advantage. If the company finds some business advantage to letting you go, they won't think twice.
    So if you get another job and 2 weeks would make it difficult then screw um.
    But if everything is sorted out time wise then not giving notice out of spite is just unprofessional.

  61. Did It Once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Startup in Seattle on their 3rd (4th) pivot in a decade. As soon as I signed an apartment lease, they lowered the boom that I was hired to test and not for my specialized knowledge as advertised. First time I ever did it, but it seemed right in the moment.

  62. Re: I always quit without notice by lucm · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm sure they all miss you

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    lucm, indeed.
  63. really depends on the situation by night_flyer · · Score: 1

    I work in a small office in the construction field, there is an average of 25 people in the office positions at any one time... not including fab shop & welders we have experience 87 people quitting or being fired in a span of 2 years...

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    Thanks to the RIAA, I buy them used...
  64. Double edged sword by steppin_razor_LA · · Score: 1

    Both employers and employees should be courteous and provide two weeks notice. That may still translate to, "This is your last day, but we will pay you for the next two weeks."

    So in my opinion, the answer to this is highly dependent on the employer. If the employer is reasonable to people when letting go of them, then the employees should show the same respect. If the employer does not treat people well on the way out, then the social contract is broken.

    --
    Evolution: love it or leave it
  65. Reality by Pezbian · · Score: 1

    If you give two weeks notice, you often find yourself let go immediately.

    Fuck em.

    --
    In a world of the blind, the one-eyed man is king--and the two-eyed man is a heretic.
  66. Just turned 49... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And never walked off a job in my entire life till this year. Walked without 2 week notice, even after talking with corporate HR about the issues with the production manager. So they fired the manager instead. They finally fired him 6 months after I quit. I spoke with a former co-worker, and the place is whole different environment.

    1. Re:Just turned 49... by dolmen.fr · · Score: 1

      Time to go back?

  67. The best way to pull a Jonny Paycheck by laurencetux · · Score: 2

    call in sick and warn the coworkers to call in sick and then park across the street when the FBI/IRS/FTC/FCC does a raid on them.

  68. They'll fire you "without notice" by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    They'll fire you "without notice" so (assuming you have a valid reason) why not quit without notice?

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  69. I am a lawyer, in fact an employment lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two sets of issues at work here. Legal and practical.

    If you are an at-will employee, then you have every legal right to quit with no notice at all. This is the flip side of the employer's right to fire you without warning. So, legally every right in the world to just say "I quit" and walk out the door. Employers typically do not think about employment at will from the employee's end.

    However, many employers have policies that if you want to collect the accrued but unused vacation pay, you have to give notice.

    Most employers would regard quitting without notice as bad form. It is generally a bad idea, as a practical matter, to burn your bridges behind you. So, that doing things in a business-like way and giving notice is the better choice. There is nothing wrong with saying - "I quit" and, "I can either work for two weeks, or when would you like me to go?"

    Also - just to be slightly nit-picky. The issue here is employment at will. "Right to work" is a completely different legal issue - and has to do with labor unions and whether employees can be forced to pay union dues even if they don't want to.

    Just remember- I am not your lawyer. Law is different in every state, and the fine level detailed facts make a HUGE difference in the outcome of legal questions.

  70. Not like they use the notice anyway by Chewbacon · · Score: 1

    My last employer wanted 4 weeks, which is standard for licensed medical personnel. However, they never use the time to find a replacement. By the time I left, they had JUST posted the position. It has been 2 months and they haven't filled it yet. The likelihood of finding an replacement for a departing employee with 2 weeks notice sounds even more bleak. It is a waste of one's time.

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    Chewbacon
    The Bible is like Wikipedia: written by a bunch of people and verifiable by questionable sources.
  71. Untrue by sonamchauhan · · Score: 5, Informative

    No. There Is No Effective Fiduciary Duty to Maximize Profits
    https://medium.com/bull-market...

    I realise what you are saying is effectively believed to be true by millions, but its little more than a cultural myth. I'm writing in the hope people starting new companies don't behave in the crass manner you describe.

    1. Re:Untrue by ebers · · Score: 1

      That was a good read, thanks. Nonetheless, if the company's behavior is incompatible with the bottom line, market forces will squash that company. The company with a constraint of "never behave like a sociopath" is at a competitive disadvantage to the company without that constraint.

    2. Re:Untrue by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Is it? Considering all the hand wringing over the ability of companies to attract "talent", you'd think that retaining what you've got would be worth a bit of non-sociopathic behaviour.

    3. Re:Untrue by sribe · · Score: 1

      I realise what you are saying is effectively believed to be true by millions, but its little more than a cultural myth.

      A bit of history, young man: it was first widely promoted by Jack Welch in the 80s (IIRC), CEO of GE at the time. Before that, it was an obscure theory by an obscure academic from the 70s (IIRC). Before that, the idea had never even existed.

      Companies have responsibility to their shareholders, to their employees, to their customers, to their partners--how they balance those will vary, but the notion that their only responsibility is to shareholders is utter bullshit, promoted by self-serving sociopaths.

    4. Re:Untrue by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      I've been one of the few folks dispelling the "fiduciary duty" myth for a while, but since that job's done...

      Nonetheless, if the company's behavior is incompatible with the bottom line, market forces will squash that company. The company with a constraint of "never behave like a sociopath" is at a competitive disadvantage to the company without that constraint.

      Bullshit.

      Those "market forces" are exactly why it pays to be nice. I know a number of good engineers who left Disney when they outsourced IT, just because they disagreed with the company. Some of them intentionally went to another company that chose to cut profits rather than lay off employees during a temporary downturn.

      People talk, especially if you're in an area with several competing companies. Just like companies essentially must offer a benefits package to attract employees, their reputation also impacts what already-established talent will join the team. With a poor enough reputation, it's only the inexperienced and desperate who will accept the company's offers.

      For large companies, it's a small market force, but it's often enough to outweigh a few percentage points on the profit report.

      --
      You do not have a moral or legal right to do absolutely anything you want.
    5. Re:Untrue by Andtalath · · Score: 1

      So, you wouldn't say keeping the competence in-house, for a lower wage than hiring new would cost (PLUS not needing to train new people), plus probable extra understanding both ways AND keeping morale high are worthless?

      Somewhere being a nice place to work and a place that has your back is economically wonderful.

      It's staring blind into numbers and not seeing the people behind them which actually costs more...

    6. Re:Untrue by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      It depends on what business that company is in, and what level of demand exists for the skills required in that business..

      Treating your employees well makes it easier to hire and retain good staff. This might not matter when your business needs low skilled workers, but the more specialised the field the smaller your available talent pool becomes and the greater range that exists between mediocre and great workers.

      I've seen many such companies that treat their staff poorly, and they find it extremely difficult to recruit any experienced staff, and those they do get don't stick around for very long. They tend to hire younger less experienced staff, and the ones that turn out to be good only stick around long enough to get some experience on their resume' before going somewhere better.

      Poor reputations can also spread, in many industries people talk to their peers and maintain contact with former colleagues, if a company mistreats its employees word soon spreads.

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    7. Re:Untrue by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      The only "responsibilities" they have towards customers and employees are those imposed by consumer protection and employee protection laws, which vary greatly in different countries.

      The owners (ie shareholders) of a company can choose to behave however they want within the bounds of the law, or choose to delegate that task to others. They may choose to treat their employees or customers well, but it's exactly that - a choice, not a responsibility.

      The employees responsibilities are to carry out the will of the company owners within the confines of the law, whatever that may be.

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    8. Re:Untrue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As the other fellow implied, all that scribble just makes you a sociopath. Employees are owed a constructive positive work environment. Employers are owed compliance with disclosed policies. The community the firm operates in is owed clean air and water, a stable way of living, etc.

    9. Re:Untrue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is, however, a requirement to make profits, especially for a small business. If you don't make profits, the IRS can reclassify your small business as a "hobby" and disqualify all your business deductions. (Actually happened to me)

  72. Two Way Street by nick_davison · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Does the company give at least two weeks paid notice to everyone it terminates?
    Then my minimum will also be two weeks notice.

    Does the company usually just tell people to gather their things and pay out the minimum it's legally required to?
    Then my minimum will be the same.

    Does the company generally give a couple of weeks severance unless for cause?
    Then my minimum is also two weeks unless I'm quitting due to their cause.

    Does the company have a good standard severance package?
    Then I will also give them the option to have my work out longer.

    Note: I say minimums. I'm also aware that, as poor as their behavior may be, I've also got my own reputation to watch out for. They may be a bunch of asshats. But my next employer is likely looking for reassurance that they'll get a respectful notice period and my quitting without notice, unless it's really easy to justify, just makes me look bad to future employers who background check.

  73. Meta-Reference by Cyphase · · Score: 1

    FTA: "She said, 'I've been watching 'Suits,' and this is how it happens."

    Sheeeit.

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    by Cyphase ( 907627 )
  74. My notice story by kqc7011 · · Score: 1

    Was working afternoon shift on a Friday night, there were about 15 minutes to the 12 o'clock quitting time. My boss opened my door and said "I heard you were leaving", me "yes" , him "when?", me, "in about 15 minutes, him "oh". They had all weekend to find and train a replacement. I did not have anything against my boss, he was a good guy. Now the levels above him, there were some things that made me smile when I was walking to the car after the shift was over.

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    Passionately Indifferent
  75. As A Manager... by nick_davison · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If I'm doing my job properly as a manager, no one should ever be indispensable.

    Highly valued? Sure. I want to build a team where everyone is exceptionally valued.

    But if anyone ever becomes indispensable, I've failed in my job as a manager.

    Why? The hit by a bus factor. That wonderful employee who loves me, who I love... can still get hit by a bus. Can still get sick. Can still have a loved one die. Can still have a relative offer to pay all expenses for a once in a lifetime six week world trip.

    If I have any employee that I can't keep my team running without, even at zero notice, I'm not running my team well.

    It may suck. It may be sad. It may require some juggling I'd much rather not do. But any indispensability means I've done my job badly.

    This means, if someone quits with zero notice, I can handle it.

    At that point, it's actually a good thing anyway. If they're so pissed off that they'd statement quit, I don't need them in the office, poisoning others, dragging their heels through their short timer's disease. Let's get them somewhere where they're happy and get my team of great people back doing great things. We'll live.

    Strange thing? When you have a well run team that you can already be confident in, people rarely statement quit anyway. For some reason, they don't seem to feel the need. Imagine that. And when they do? You've got it handled anyway.

    1. Re:As A Manager... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > If I'm doing my job properly as a manager, no one should ever be indispensable.

      what are you stupid? of course people are indispensable. only time they aren't is when your so performance is so mediocre you can't get any worse.

      "if I'm doing my job properly". Lord, where did you get your management experience, mcdonalds?

    2. Re:As A Manager... by Kjella · · Score: 1

      If you have the authority/permission to have that kind of overhead, sure. But it means people need to cross-train, they have to take out of their day to supervise and learn other jobs and keep documentation current. Very often budget issues and deadlines means you get backed into a corner where you need everyone to do what they're best at and focus on getting it done and improvise if necessary. And it's usually at the end of those crunch times that people quit and things are left in disarray. So I've written something that's not really documentation, it borders on meta-documentation describing more the overall process so you can find the actual code and jobs running which made it a lot smaller and a lot more stable. Because I've found that top level is often overlooked, there is information on how to do it if you already knew what you were looking for. But very often you're at a loss for where to start looking.

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    3. Re:As A Manager... by Andtalath · · Score: 1

      Nice to see a sane view on things.
      Happy, non-stressed workers generally produce way better than unhappy stressed workers.

      Knowing you can not be replaced is a huge stress.

    4. Re:As A Manager... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm wishing you were my manager. When I go on vacation, nothing gets done. At least, on my part, I've done everything I can to make the environment perfect. If I leave one day, the current environment will be set in stone, as no one else has the skills. The reason is my team a group of contractors, and the main goal is to keep contractors hired, regardless if they have any skills.
      My manager is just a yes man to his boss. He thinks that actually managing projects would be micromanaging.

    5. Re:As A Manager... by chispito · · Score: 1

      If I'm doing my job properly as a manager, no one should ever be indispensable.

      Likewise, I tend to try to work myself out of a job. If I do and the company can't come up with a better job for me to work myself out of, then I'm better off elsewhere.

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    6. Re:As A Manager... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If you have the authority/permission to have that kind of overhead, sure

      If you don't, you have a responsibility to yourself to find a job someplace where you will, because you want to work for someone competent and that's what a competent employer looks like.

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    7. Re:As A Manager... by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 1

      Depends on what company you work for.

      As a manager in my company, you get no say so whatsoever in what employees make up your team. HR / LR makes those decisions and if you don't like them, too bad. This means, you don't get to filter out the idiots. You get what you're given. If you can't handle that, then you're a terrible manager in the eyes of HR / LR.

      Having said that, my team is made up of maybe 20% rockstars, 30% hard workers, 40% leeches and 10% lost causes.

      In setups like this, if you start losing folks from the wrong end of the equation, the whole thing just implodes.

      There isn't any accountability nor motivation. The lost causes make the same pay as the rockstars do.
      Which causes two problems:

      1) The rockstars eventually burn out because their efforts result in the same pay and benefits as the idiots of the group.
      2) The idiots have no motivation nor incentive to put forth any effort for the same reasons. The pay is the same.

      So, while I absolutely loathe my job, the pay is decent enough and retirement is now the target. Decent pay, a 401k AND
      a pension are still on the table here. Tough to throw that away for greener pastures ( which are usually a myth anyway ) since
      it would impact when I can retire.

      ( Though the silliness at work will probably cause a heart attack or stroke anyway )

  76. Think about who they may know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A few years ago, I worked for a really great company that specialized in a proprietary software language. Our world was small and across the country I was probably 2 or 3 LinkedIn connections away from anyone who knows this language. I once had a really excellent employee come in and say he had a better opportunity without notice because he thought the grass was greener. After a couple months he was calling me because the opportunity wasn't what he thought it was. Of course, I said no, not the way he left. Also I was honest to any recruiter or any of my contacts who called about him: "He's really smart and knows his stuff but you can't trust him with anything critical as he may just up and leave without notice." It took him awhile to find something new.

    1. Re:Think about who they may know by Desler · · Score: 1

      So you've given two week notices to all people you've fired? If not, you're simply being a huge hypocrite for holding your employees to a standard you don't hold yourself to.

    2. Re:Think about who they may know by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Two weeks? Shit, can't fire someone without several months of making them aware they're at risk for a specific reason and giving them a metric fuckton of support to improve and address that area of their performance.

      Even after that they'll have a month's notice in their contract. They'll get that, and often more. They just wont be able to spend it in the office, it'll be cash in hand and/or gardening leave.

      Redundancies I've never seen happen in under three months, usually nearer six.

      Then again, when I leave a job it's never been less than a month's notice. Usually I negotiate, preference is to avoid the three month contractual notice I normally have (current job is only one, although employer has to give me three) but on one occasion I gave them five months notice.

  77. Welcome to india where its 3-6 months by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i find it ridiculous when indian companies ask its quitting employees to stick on for 3 months plus.

    1. Re:Welcome to india where its 3-6 months by dolmen.fr · · Score: 1

      But if the system is like in France, they are also giving that notice time when they are firing, isn't it?

  78. Give 100 years notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They cannot fire you but you can disappear anytime.

  79. Never been given "2 weeks" on a reorg, screw em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once they start giving 2 weeks to employees when cuts are coming I'll worry about giving notice. Till then? Screw em.

  80. Of Course It Is by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

    They will lay you off without notice and lately without any kind of severance. You can certainly walk out the door on them and not look back, especially if you see the writing on the wall (i.e. you are training your cheap foreign replacements).

    The question is whether this is a SMART move or not. It will be remembered, that you can be sure of. And the boss who was about to lay you off without severance is probably next anyway, so very likely you will meet again elsewhere. There are other ways to screw upper management without shitting the bed. A good policy is not to fuck the people you work with, fuck the execs and fuck the shareholders for sure, but don't fuck your coworkers (figuratively, if they're hot, that's your business).

  81. Seems like they don't give YOU notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Turn in your badge, log out and step back from the computer, pack your things, this guard will escort you out the building.."

  82. Absolutely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I should know, I just did it about 15 days ago. In the middle of a project too. When I want out, I want out. Do what you need to do, it's not like they're going to blacklist you.

  83. Depends on the company by ZeroWaiteState · · Score: 1

    Quitting without notice is unprofessional. So is laying off employees without notice. Most employers would give notice in the event of layoffs or provide severance, so I think it's only fair that employees at companies which do that observe the same courtesy. However, you have to acknowledge there are exceptional cases and exceptionally bad companies, like in anything.

    1. Re:Depends on the company by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

      Quitting without notice is usually unprofessional. If the circumstances warrant--i.e., they are already forcing you out--then there's no need for notice.

    2. Re:Depends on the company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a PHB once stated on a company wide video conference call, when it comes to fire-at-will policy, "there has to be risk for contractors otherwise they might not perform well."

  84. Consider your co-workers, not your employer. by TurboStar · · Score: 1

    You may one day find yourself wanting a job where one of your current co-workers are working. Are they going to remember you as the ass who walked out and left them a stinking pile and ruined their vacation plans? Or does it suck so bad for them too that it won't matter? Everywhere I've worked it only takes one person to say no and you're not getting hired.

    You employer can go pound sand.

  85. you dont owe them anything! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those heartless pricks would fire you at the drop of a hat without any 2-weeks notice if the circumstances arose. They remind you over and over you are "at will" because they want that distance between you and them.. then they pretend youre old friends all the sudden when you want to quit... gimme a break !

  86. You will likely cross paths with coworkers again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your coworkers might encourage you to walk out but after they've had to pick up the slack that you've left behind their opinion of you will likely go downhill. Six months later you decide to jump ship again and surprise, surprise no one wants to give you a glowing recommendation. If you treat your coworkers like they could end up being your manager one day you won't have these kind of problems.

  87. Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In fact there really is no reason to give a two week notice. With every paycheck you receive you and your employer are squared up. They can fire you without notice and there is no reason that you can not fire them without notice. This whole practice of a two week notice and 'playing fair' is archaic rubbish in my opinion.

    Having said that, if you ever wish to get a good reference from them then reconsider.

  88. Rarely... by undefinedreference · · Score: 1

    But I have done it. Once. At Overstock.com. Their CEO and his close circle are the worst people I've ever done work for. Would never wish that on anyone.

  89. Treat others as you'd be treated by Wuhao · · Score: 1

    A lot of people are making it about the employer relationship, and I don't see it that way. It's about your colleagues. Remember: you're leaving, but your coworkers are not, and neither is the work you leave behind. Depending on what kind of work you did, they might be taking over a bunch of what you were doing and they'll form some opinions about how well you did. They will not be inclined to be kind, because no one likes having a bunch of stuff dumped on their plate! Later on, they'll probably switch jobs too, and you might run into them again. If you go out as a class act, people will remember that when you run into them again somewhere else.

    There are situations where you have to leave with zero notice, and you'll know when you're in them.

  90. Of course by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
    Companies today usually give the bum's rush to people being laid off, having police or security escort them out of the building on 15 minutes notice if they are lucky.

    The converse should actually balance out nicely.

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    The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  91. Take this sausage and... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    I worked at as a restaurant cook for three years after graduating from college when I got a software testing internship. Even though I had a new job, I kept working at the restaurant on Saturday nights for another three months. A waiter-turned-assistant-manager who blew off his kitchen training tried to bully me into making more Alfredo sauce 30 minutes before closing when we still had a quarter-pan left. After he threatened to write me up, I told him to make it himself and quit on the spot. He tried to bully another kitchen worker into making the Alfredo sauce but he refused for the same reason that I did. As an assistant manager, he should have been able to grab the recipe book and make the Alfredo sauce. He couldn't. When I went back in a week later to pick up my last paycheck, all the waiters were giving high-fives and thumbs up. The assistant manager had to redo his training and became less a cocky son of bitch after that incident.

    1. Re:Take this sausage and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow what a whiner you are.

      Your personal victory story says that you wouldn't stay even a minute late to handle a sudden request.
      You could have asked, is this a request from a customer? Because what if it was?

      So yeah you went by the book, belittled your manager, and made a scene. Exactly the kind of reaction I'd expect from people at your talent level.

    2. Re:Take this sausage and... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Wow what a whiner you are.

      Did you work as a waiter in a previous life?

      You could have asked, is this a request from a customer? Because what if it was?

      It wasn't a last minute request from a customer. It was an inexperienced waiter-turned-manager telling me how to do my job. My decision was based on three years of experience. The other cook also refused for the same reason, based on five years of experience. No Alfredo sauce order came in during the last 30 minutes of the night. A quarter-pan was still left over for the night.

      So yeah you went by the book, belittled your manager, and made a scene.

      I made a decision based on my experience. If I haven't quit, the kitchen manager would have supported my decision. Otherwise, if I had made another pan of Alfredo sauce, and the night ended with 1.25 pans of Alfredo sauce, my boss would have chewed me out for not saying no to the assistant manager.

      Exactly the kind of reaction I'd expect from people at your talent level.

      Would it surprise you that I eventually ended up in IT support? Decision making isn't for the faint of heart.

    3. Re:Take this sausage and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are the type of leader that would get shot in the back by their own squad while fighting a war. On purpose.

    4. Re:Take this sausage and... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The situation sounds a lot less like a customer request/management conflict and a lot more like a foolish manager making a demand that hurts the company. Put in a more understandable context it is like a grocery store manager directing the ordering of 4 pallets of tomatoes that will spoil within a month for a store that only sells 2 pallets of tomatoes a month and the employee who handles purchases refusing to sign off on purchasing the two additional pallets. Its all well and good to say "I was just doing what I was told" but it often doesn't work that way in the real world, I've worked in such settings and have family who have worked in them as well and quite often the upper management finds ways of blaming the floor managers for failures (like two pallets of rotting tomatoes) even when there are half a dozen employees that can attest to the fact that the decision came down from on high. Some upper managers will even do this on purpose to try to get rid of employees they don't like.

  92. no by TomGreenhaw · · Score: 1

    And no means no... A deal is a deal. If you agree to give notice than be true to your word. Make your word valuable.

    Obviously, if you are being asked to do something illegal or immoral than don't do it. If some idiot construes that as quitting without notice, than they have no concept of honor and don't deserve a moment's more of your time. If anyone questions your motives you have the truth as a perfect shield.

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  93. Or you can give 2 weeks expecting an exit, but no. by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 1

    The worst is when you tell your new employer you can start Monday, then give two weeks notice expecting to be thrown out a window, when they not only accept the two weeks, but ask if you could possibly stretch that out another week or two. Now you are faced with the choice of a bad reference, or a bad start to the new job.

    In most cases the bad reference is the better choice, but still sucks.

  94. My company burned their own bridge. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    When my employer of 20 years announced that there was no payment for banked vacation days upon termination, I told them there would likely be no notice when I leave. If I were to give notice and they walk me out, I'm out all of my earned vacation time. They know when I take an unexpected vacation for 8.4 days, I'll be putting in my 1.6 day notice when I get back in the office. Or something like that.

    As others have said, they hold all the cards. If they aren't going to do me the courtesy of paying for time off I've earned, I don't feel the need to take on the risk that is involved in giving 2 weeks notice. And for those talking about co-workers, I'm happy for my co-worker that quit with no notice a couple weeks ago. He'd been treated poorly by the company and he did what is best for him after 5 years there.

  95. Sometimes acceptable by JazzXP · · Score: 1

    A guy at my company gave verbal four weeks notice (stupid, but still...), then when it came the date, which was well known by everyone in the company, they said he hadn't given notice. Didn't want to work with him over it or anything, so he went back to his desk, thought for about five minutes, then got up and walked out.

  96. That seems really short sighted today by damn_registrars · · Score: 2

    I've been on the job market - while employed and with my employer fully aware that I am searching - for well over a year now. I hold an advanced STEM degree. The job market quite simply sucks giant blue whale testicles. Yeah, there are lots of jobs out there but in the geographic region I'm in they are looking mostly for engineers while I am a scientist (I try to convince them otherwise and they ignore me). The biggest problem is getting my resume read by an actual living breathing human being; many people know that the vast overwhelming majority of employers do their initial screening with a commercial algorithm that their own HR department doesn't being to know the first thing about. If I manage to hit the right key works to get past there, I find that I applied to a position that the employer already had a candidate for.

    In other words, an applicant faces so many hurdles beyond their control right now that it would be a poor idea for them to place any more in their own way. I've had employers in the past with whom I gave 2 weeks notice to and they accepted it and allowed me to leave earlier to start my new job; this is not terribly uncommon. It is far better to give the notice to retain the positive reference if at all possible.

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  97. WTF by edittard · · Score: 1

    One employee at Dupray, a customer-service rep, scheduled a meeting and announced she was quitting

    That just reads wrong. It looks like Dupray is the customer-service rep.

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  98. Recently did a short notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After giving other employers two weeks notice like normal, this last time I gave three days. Much better for all parties involved. I said I'm leaving, what would you like me to document? Documented what they asked for, handed in the laptop two days later and said good bye.

    No hard feelings, no real problem with a short notice, or quitting, could've quit that day and it would have gone the same way. No companies give a notice anymore when they layoff hundreds of workers, or fire under performing employees. Every Friday is a crap shoot in American private industry.

    How could they expect any different from the people in the work force?

    Besides, we already have the bridges we want setup on Linked, Facebook, Twitter etc. well before we leave the company we are at.

  99. depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I saw co-workers being treated badly after giving two-week notices, then I would not.

  100. Re: I always quit without notice by taustin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The reason you can't find a decent job is because companies that are good to work at won't hire people like you.

    You don't give notice because you give a shit about your (soon to be former) employer, you give notice because that's what a professional does. Walk out without notice and you declare "I am not a professional."

    Small wonder you can only get shitty jobs. You're a shitty employee.

  101. Everything is relative by Jimbob+The+Mighty · · Score: 1

    There are justifications for just about every action, in the right context, including shoving a nun down a flight of stairs...

  102. walked from a job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I walked away from a position where I was accused of pocketing cash, in an environment where I was not even exposed to money. The blatant idiocy of the accusation gave me a glimpse into what working in the place would be like, and yes, after counter-challenging with an invitation for them to call the police if they thought for one second that they could actually prove anything, they didn't take me up on my offer but they did say they were docking an amount from the three days that I had worked. Being as the amount left wouldn't have even covered my bus fare, I told them where to stick their invisible paycheck where the sun doesn't shine.

  103. Re: I always quit without notice by Desler · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You don't give notice because you give a shit about your (soon to be former) employer, you give notice because that's what a professional does. Walk out without notice and you declare "I am not a professional."

    And yet it's "professional" to just walk an employee out the door without prior notice? Riiiiiight.

  104. Yes, it's okay by Sta7ic · · Score: 1

    There are cases where it's okay to up and leave, yes. Management may want two weeks to wrap up loose ends, but it's just a matter of 'being polite' or 'being professional'. Yes, your references will suffer.

    On the other hand, it's remarkably rare for employers to offer the same two weeks when they want you to be out the door, ranging from "there are free cookies in the lobby" to "this isn't working and you're done on Friday". So it's really a matter of turnabout being fair play.

  105. back by zenlessyank · · Score: 1

    on the meds. message not received.

  106. What's good for the goose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do employers give two weeks notice when they lay somebody off or fire them? If not, why should employees give two weeks notice?

  107. Re: I always quit without notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't go gobbling all that corporate cock at once. Leave some for the rest of the whores.

  108. Re: I always quit without notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    op is still kneeling on his knees sucking dick, while getting fucked in the ass; and declaims loudly! its your fault you expect to stand.

    +4 insightful; be serious.

  109. Having done it.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is It Ever OK To Quit Without Giving Notice?

    Yes...In my case If I had to stay in that job another day, let alone the required four weeks to work off a notice period, then either I wouldn't be here today, or someone else wouldn't.

    My employer only had themselves to blame, they were given more than fair warning about my increasing dissatisfaction about the 'issues' over the 6-8 months which led up to me waking up the fateful morning after two hours sleep, having been awake for the previous 36 hours solid - my usual 17 hours day extended with a 19 hour needless 'firefighting' session brought about by someone's great ineptitude for the job.

    My waking thought was 'life's really far too fucking short to be putting up with this shit, sod this for a fucking game of toy soldiers, I'm off' I packed my Rucksack with what I regarded as essentials, left everything else, got on a train and headed back 'home'.

    Did it immediately fuck up my employer?
    no, I left them a stable system..did the systems eventually fuck up?, yes, for reasons I'd highlighted over and over again to them in emails. I only eventually found out about the expected/predicted fuckup after a couple of years...I'd made a clean break from IT work and wanted absolutely no comeback in the form of allegations of remote tampering which meant I kept offline completely and provably for a year and a half after 'spitting the dummy' as it was put..

    Did it fuck me up?
    Employment: short term: Yes, long term: No.
    Financially: yes
    Personally/Emotionally/whatever: no, It stopped me from doing something that would have seriously fucked me up, the only lasting legacy I can see is that it has made me more of a bloody cynic, if that is possible.

    Regrets?
    I lost some friends that day

  110. Hard Core Libertarian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a hard core Libertarian; if anyone asks for credentials, I will be happy to provide them. When companies begin to respect their employees, then employees can respect the companies. If companies continue "employment at will" there is no reason that employees cannot pursue the same policy. As a society, we have accepted "employment at will" on behalf of the employer. We should do the same on behalf of the employee.

  111. There is ebb and flow, and now we are at flow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At one time, people would work cooperatively together. If you were part of a community, you helped each other. The creation of 'Company' allowed companies to part with employees at will. In the 1780's the German firm Krupp had a policy: If you wish to use the toilet during work time, you are required to get written permission from your supervisor, their supervisor, and then have it signed off by Herr Krupp himself. Don't let it ever happen again. In the early 1950's work was plentiful, you had a relationship with your boss. You could talk your way to a raise. There were company pensions and seniority you would work toward. That has all been ebbing for years. Pensions? Gone! Work your way up? GONE! Relationship? If you do your job, you get paid. If you don't you get fired. Many companies have an 'entry level churn': there are jobs that no one likes to do, so the company offers 'entry to the company' by offering work in a 'churn' job. But after about 6 months, the senior people realize that there is no exit from the churn. They leave, and more enter the churn. There is no 'moving up'. If we need you for job X, then we hire for job X; you don't go from job A to B to X. Companies listen to shareholders; employees are a commodity expense of doing business, and while in the 1950's they were occasionally treated like people, companies of the 2010's feel no such obligation.

  112. Does competing with your employer count? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I started a side business that was in competition with an employer [started at the same time I took a job with the employer]. Long story should several months went by and someone finally noticed. Humorous considering it was hugely successful and the side business was advertised under a DBA (doing business as). Anyway I had to quite on the spot or they would have fired me. I did say I wasn't doing anything and would continue out another two weeks if they preferred or I could just quit. They said the later. Humorously the side business was doing well and I had been intending to write a letter informing them of my resignation for quite a few weeks.. actually it was more like a month or two.

  113. Depends on how much of a fuckhead the boss is by ArylAkamov · · Score: 1

    Depends on how much of a fuckhead the boss is.

    I just stopped showing up to my last job, along with most people working there. The boss was out of state 90% of the time, only returning for a few days to literally scream at people. He would frequently "forget" to pay people, or pay people lower than the agreed upon amount after a week or two of them being hired.

    Karma is biting him in the ass though. A whole four people working there now. He has pissed everyone off in my town and every nearby town that nobody is willing to work for him.

    Today is the first day I agreed to go there in the last 4 months. His attitude sure changed once he realized few people would put up with his shit.

    1. Re:Depends on how much of a fuckhead the boss is by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      If you discover that the company is into illegal stuff it's better to bail out as soon as you can.

      However in some places you can be held responsible for not attending the legally required period for that country. 2 weeks is US specific, other countries have a month.

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      If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
    2. Re:Depends on how much of a fuckhead the boss is by ArylAkamov · · Score: 1

      I am pretty suspicious of him, actually. There were 4 or 5 different "companies" I would get my paycheck from when I was working for him.

      All of them were fairly new, registered in different states, with him being the owner and only employee. Gross income of $0.00. Always seemed pretty unusual to me.

    3. Re:Depends on how much of a fuckhead the boss is by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      There's a lot of things that are not US-specific, but state-specific. My state is what's called an "at-will" state, which means I can legally quit without any notice and the company can legally fire me without any notice, except for certain restrictions. Other states aren't "at-will", and I don't know what their laws are.

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  114. Depends.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As others have said it really depends on the job. I had a horrible one about 4 years ago where we had to wear suits in a building that was always about 80, yet we never interacted with customers or even other parts of the company.

    Whats worse is that any time we would take lunch our boss would call us up and scream at us, yet then he would "make it up" by buying us lunch once a month. We were doing shitty work on shitty 8 year old computers and then the final straw came down when he told us all vacations were canceled for the next 6 months, even my coworkers time off who was getting married and my pre-paid trip to Argentina for 2 weeks. I got up out of the chair in the conference room, grabbed all my stuff into a trash bag and walked out the door without saying a word. I should have quit sooner, but the pay was great at the time.

    1. Re:Depends.. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That alone would be grounds for me to walk out on the spot.

      I work for a VERY conservative company with ties to a large financial service provider. One would assume that we have to dress up, but fortunately our boss wants to focus on what matters. Coworker just walked by in shorts and a Metallica-Shirt. I question his taste in music, but aside of that...

      Of course it's suit and tie when we're with a customer, and everyone has a full set in a cupboard or locker somewhere in case of an emergency, i.e. a customer shows up unannounced. But as long as it's just us, why the hell should we parade about in costume?

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    2. Re:Depends.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More than anything I suppose it depends on if you intend to use it on a reference, if its some burger flipping job you've had for a few months and you're going on to a tech job then it probably doesn't really matter. If however you've become fed up with the tech support company you've been working at for years and you walk out the door you're going to get some raised eyebrows at a prospective employer when either you leave your previous employer off your resume ("Mr/Mrs/Miss Smith, What have you been doing for the past three years") or if they call your previous employer and get a "yeah, he/she dropped everything one day left us high and dry. It took us weeks to sort out some of the support tickets he/she usually handled." your resume is going to be fed to the shredder pretty quickly. Overall there might be a few circumstances where just abruptly quitting might be warranted, but generally you're burning a bridge that may help you out in the future so its best to avoid it if possible.

    3. Re:Depends.. by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Newsflash: the management likes the idea of engineers not wearing suits and dressing like hoodlums. There is a reason why slaves were forced to work naked and nobles were more clothing than they needed. It creates a perception that you produce something with your body rather than with your mind. A suit restricts the range of your body movements. It serves to make the statement that only your mind and the palms of your hand are involved in doing your work. Getting engineers to believe that grit is a virtue is effectively a way instill an inferiority complex into them. Full disclosure: I do not sell suits or any formal wear nor have any investments in suits (or any formal wear) manufacturing or distributing ventures.

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    4. Re:Depends.. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Inferiority? Erh... no. Being stuffed into a suit is generally seen here as a sign that you're too dumb for anything and need to be restrained so you can't fuck up what people who are actually working have accomplished.

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    5. Re:Depends.. by superwiz · · Score: 1

      "Actually working"? You mean working with your mind is not "actual" work? Only getting "your hands dirty" is work? Didn't realize this was a site for plumbers.... I exaggerate, but that's the sentiment. Respecting the product of your own mind means emphasizing that it is your mind that's doing the working rather than the rest of your body.

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    6. Re:Depends.. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      No, I mean working. Getting shit done. In what universe is playing golf considered "working"?

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  115. Obviously: company law not criminal by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Walking out the door when asked to do something criminal is not going to land you in jail.

  116. If The Boss Is A Dick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hell no. Don't show up. Don't call. Just sleep in.

  117. No notice required. PERIOD! by Quzak · · Score: 1

    I have always found it complete absurd that a company would demand 2-weeks notice for quitting. Yet they will never give a person 2-weeks notice if they terminate their side. I treat previous employers like bad ex's. I do not allow prospective employers to contact my previous employers and it has never been a problem for me.

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  118. Foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm an employer at a midsized software shop.

    I treat everyone with respect, and regularly help former employees find jobs, regardless of how or why they left.

    Unless they quit without notice... Then I guarantee they will never be hired if I get called for a reference. I've even contacted their new employers to warn them, because I would want to know the same about new hires.

    Don't be a shitbag. Put in two weeks.

    1. Re:Foolish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you clearly explain your shitbag reference policy upon hiring?

      It seems stupid to have a sticking point such as yours, and calling up a new employer is just vindictive.
      Do you at least warn those people that your reference is going to be negative? Or are you all smiles and then stab them in the back?

  119. Re: I always quit without notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ofc, we all like to drive the wrong way down a one way street, but only the signmaker can get away with changing it.

  120. Tit for Tat by samantha · · Score: 1

    Many businesses, especially software companies (my main experience) don't give employees any notice before firing them, downsizing, layoffs, etc. So what right do the have to expect notice when the employee is the one that ends it? Why don't they get a bad rep for the abrupt end of the relationship if that is a thing? It also depends on the company. Some companies want people to leave immediately as a general policy when they know for sure they are leaving.

    That said I usually give at least two weeks notice when possible and there aren't extenuating circumstances. Sometimes they want that two weeks or more and sometimes they don't.

  121. Template resignation letter by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1
    If you feel like that, use the following resignation letter as a template:

    Dear Mr. Baker,

    As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during our commission of duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.

    Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to your employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of "cut and paste" as it is explained to you for the hundredth time.

    You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.

    You wander around the building all day, shiftlessly seeking fault in others. You have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle.

    Seeing as this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation; however, I have a few parting thoughts:

    When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation as I have consistently performed my duties and even more. The most you can say to hurt me is, "I prefer not to comment." To keep you honest, I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.

    I have all the passwords to every account on the system and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I will publish your "Favorites," which I conveniently saved when you made me "back up" your useless files. I do believe that terms like "Lolita" are not viewed favorably by the university administrations.

    When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures of your mother's b-day," you neglected to mention that you were going to take nude pictures of yourself in the mirror. Then, like the techno-moron you are, you forgot to erase them. Suffice it to say, I have never seen such odd acts with a ketchup bottle. I assure you that those photos are being kept in safe places pending your authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (And, for once, would you please try to use spellcheck? I hate correcting your mistakes.)

    I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody and all of your twisted little repugnant obsessions will become public knowledge. Never f*ck with your systems administrator, Mr. Baker! They know what you do with all that free time!

    Sincerely

    David Blocker

    Network Administrator

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    1. Re:Template resignation letter by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I have all the passwords to every account on the system and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I will publish your "Favorites,"

      It is unwise to make threats. You are simply providing him with legal ammunition.

      I assure you that those photos are being kept in safe places

      They better be, seeing how you're in deep shit if they get published after hinting you would. Not that attempted extortion won't already put you deep enough.

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    2. Re:Template resignation letter by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      It is unwise to make threats. You are simply providing him with legal ammunition.

      I agree, you should never put threats like that into writing. If you want to extort the guy, do it face-to-face. If it ever comes to a court case, it will be a lot better for you if there is no physical evidence. Of course, you could act like a decent human and not do it at all.

      Also, if he is searching terms like 'Lolita' then he probably has child porn on his computer and should be reported to the police. Don't keep the pedophile free just because you want a good reference.

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  122. unless you have severance if they lay your off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    then there is no obligation to provide your services beyond the day you decide. if there is severance there is an ethical reason to give notice, but still not a legal one.
    it's been ages since any company had any loyalty to it employees, no reason for an employee to be loyal.

  123. It's a business decision by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's very much a business choice, both for you and the company you work for. You have to worry about your personal business, and the company (management) has to worry about company business. If it makes sense for you not to give them 2 weeks notice, then that is a choice you have to decide to make. When you have a job it's a business relationship. Even if you are working for family, it's still a business relationship, and you need to treat it as such. You, if you have a job, have a business responsibility to yourself and any family that relies on you. Because those people are stakeholders in your business.

    Your employer has a business responsibility to it's stakeholders. Your employer doesn't have ANY responsibility to you other then keeping you around while it makes business sense to keep you around. You have a responsibility to make sure that if your employer decides you are right for business that you have enough money or other streams of income to survive that temporary disruption in your business. That's on you.

    This isn't about unemployment. Unemployment sucks, I've been on it twice in my life and barely ate while paying rent. If I had had my shit together and saved more money like I should have, I'd have been fine. But I didn't because I was a fucking idiot.

    Since the Supreme Court of the United States declared companies to be people, they also (without saying so) declared people to be business. I have two stakeholders in JTM Heavy Industries. My wife and myself. Anyone else is just an interested party. As one of two stakeholders in my personal business I have a responsibility to keep cash flow going. I hate my current job, hell I've never had a job that I loved, but I'm not walking away from it until I can leave on my terms (or they fire me).

    You never walk away from an ATM while it's spitting out money. And until I can either replace that ATM with another one spitting out money, I have a responsibility to stand there and take as much of that money as possible. And while I am taking that money I am also saving it as much as possible. The more money I can save, the better off I am. The more money I can invest into other streams of income, the better off I am going to be.

    Live below your means.
    Live your life, and your job isn't your life.
    Your job pays for your life, but should never be your life.
    Never forget it and never, ever let it things get to the point that a hick-up i business destroys your life.

  124. 3 for 3. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From huge corporation to tiny three man company.

    Each of them 'lamented my passing' but they also had a replacement by the end of the week (or in the case of the 'lowest job', 7-11 by the end of the day.) Every one of them made sure I was just below full time work to keep me from getting overtime and had irregular enough hours that I couldn't hold down a second job alongside them. Having applied other places, putting fixed hours/days of employment generally doesn't get you a call back.

    Outside of specialized and skilled labor (and even inside of it for popular skilled labor jobs) the preference is cheap, controllable, at your beck and call over good, independent., and respected enough to mutually schedule so that you can both financially succeed.

    Hope I have just had a shitty job history, and this isn't the norm for others.

    1. Re: 3 for 3. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Notice isn't moot in the case where they walk you to the door after giving it when compared to quitting with notice.

      In the former, you can likely still collect unemployment. In the latter you likely cannot.

      Do you hate money?

  125. Think it is just you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have heard multiple stories of this exact sort of behavior, including having been to a company dinner where the manager told them they were like family, and then happening to be at the store randomly on the same day said employee was fired (they tried to force a VQ on him to avoid benefits) after 2 years working there for disagreeing with the same manager over a 2 week reorganization project that him and other staff members had stated was a bad idea, only to be told after finishing it to put everything back how it was originally.

    For anybody wondering, that was Fry's Electronics. If they still have the employee checkin station next to the newspaper ads, go and stand there during shift changes and listen to the employee complaints. I would assume it was an isolated incident if I hadn't been to multiple Fry's stores and heard similiar stories of mismanagement.

  126. 3 months is the rule here... by Terje+Mathisen · · Score: 2

    I have worked previously in the US but I must say that I prefer the Scandinavian setup we have here (in Oslo, Norway):

    You must give notice, typically 3 months from the end of the current month, and if your employer wants to fire you they must also give similar notice, i.e. 3+ months.

    For older/more senior employees the notice interval increases for the employer, up to 6+ months for a worker in her sixties.

    What this means is that both parties know that they have to stay civilized.

    In a case of possible conflict of interest it is common for these long notice intervals to be negotiated down, sometimes to zero. I.e. when I considered leaving my then job to go work for a major client of ours, my CEO told me that I would be allowed to leave immediately. (I didn't accept that offer so the question became moot.)

    OTOH, I have been in a situation where I effectively quit immediately, but that was only an in-house transfer:

    I went to my yearly performance review after a year of effectively being my own boss, but I still needed someone to be responsible for signing my time sheets and travel expenses etc, so the same person was doing my review.

    The guy started the review by saying "Terje, as we both know you aren't really working for me so I had to go out and ask a few of the people you have been helping over the last year, and according to them it sounded like we should put a statue of you outside the corporate headquarters!"

    OK, so at this point I was thinking 'This is going very well!' but then he continued "- but since I have a limited sum to distribute for pay raises I have reserved that for my own people and given you a negative evaluation so you will not be getting anything this year".

    At this point I stood up, saying "I don't think we have anything else to talk about", left the room and went directly to HR telling them they had better find me a new boss to report to.

    Terje

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    1. Re:3 months is the rule here... by coofercat · · Score: 1

      We have something similar in the UK, except the more usual term is 1 month (although 3 for "senior" positions, or for long-standing employees is pretty common now too). I think we have three ways to get out of a company, rather than just two (in practice) across most of America.

      1) You resign. You normally work 4 weeks more, but employer may let you go early, or may just pay you while you sit at home. Either way, you get paid 4 weeks money, and are bound by your contract (so not available to work elsewhere) for that time.

      2) You're "let go". The company sits you down and tells you they no longer want you. You get paid 4 weeks (or more, if the employer want to, or has precedence of doing so in the recent past), but usually are released from your contract, so free to work elsewhere immediately. Quite often, the terms of your severance pay are secret (by contract). You'll often be told to leave the building immediately, but in theory it's amicable, so unlikely you'll see security (although see next point).

      3) You're fired. You did something so wrong that they can prove it (in most cases, it's got to be illegal, but not always). You're out immediately, no money beyond the end of the day, no bounds of contract. You're likely to be told to leave the office immediately, although it's not often you get marched out by security (except in american, or american-wannabe companies).

      The third option is actually pretty rare. Even if your a complete baffoon, they'll probably just use option 2 because there's no need to prove anything, and its cheaper to pay someone off than have the law suits.

      It's rare, but it happens that someone resigns (option 1), and just doesn't show up for work from then on. This is technically breach of contract, and so technically they could come after you legally (for loss of earnings/reputation or whatever). However, I've never heard it go that far - they just don't pay you the 4 weeks and that's about it. Don't expect your former cow-orkers to meet up for a beer though, as you've probably pissed them off.

      References are a funny thing here though. You're not allowed to say anything bad about someone (I don't think you're even allowed to say you fired them for gross misconduct or something). So lots of HR departments only send out "he worked here between X date and Y date as a sysadmin in the production ops department". Literally nothing else. 99% pointless, so some recruiters/employers will look for linkedin contacts or whatever that might say more. They also ask for 'voluntary' references, in which case the candidate can nominate a specific person who'll reply from the company email, or on a company letter head or whatever.

      Lastly, we have contractors - usually contractors can be hired and fired with just the rest of the day as notice period (sometimes not even that much). It's in the contract, it's what you both agree to before starting work (if you don't like it, become a permanent employee). I was once on a contract that has a 1 month notice period, but that quickly got changed next time they renewed because they'd hired someone who wasn't legally allowed to work in the UK, and still had to pay the notice period to get them out (yeah, that was a government supplier - not the brightest). Many contractors won't even leave their own pen on the desk when they go home in case they get 'let go' overnight and not allowed in next day (although actually, not many employers would deny you access to your stuff, it could easily be a whole world of hassle to get it back).

      So far, I'm pleased to say I've only ever used option 1 or 2. Option 2 was used on me when the company closed down so I was made redundant. Even the shittiest place I ever worked got me until they said it was okay to leave (before my notice period was fully complete). I figure there's got to be something really, really bad that puts you in some sort of jeopardy before you should welch out on your notice period. If you've stuck it out for a year or whatever up until then, what's a few more weeks gonn

    2. Re:3 months is the rule here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to hear of your negative review, (seems like a strategic or technical move rather than a true representation of your talents).

      >What this means is that both parties know that they have to stay civilized.

      I've noticed here in the US, if separation initiated by either party happens in 'a real and professional' environment, civility happens.
      When it happens in retail, restaurants, or other jobby-job environments, each party acts quickly in order to mitigate the expected damage the other will cause.

      For example, "we're selling the restaurant so you're all out of jobs, beginning this very moment." Why was no one informed before the sale? Because management expects the staff to steal goods, equipment, etc. On the other hand, a very professional example: "we're downsizing the company so you have 30 days". Well with that kind of courtesy a professional should in turn, not steal from the company. 'Should' not (but may).

      So here in the US firings and quittings happen so quickly as a protection against the other.

    3. Re:3 months is the rule here... by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      You should have gone to his supervisor and gotten his ass nailed to the wall. At least at the company I work for, that would be considered a serious ethical breach and grounds for immediate termination.

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  127. Re: I always quit without notice by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

    And yet it's "professional" to just walk an employee out the door without prior notice? Riiiiiight.

    It isn't.
    That why most companies don't do that either.

    Asshole companies get asshole employees and asshole employees get asshole companies.

    Most people and companies aren't assholes, and they'll both be decent about ending employment.

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  128. Re: I always quit without notice by ultranova · · Score: 2

    You don't give notice because you give a shit about your (soon to be former) employer, you give notice because that's what a professional does. Walk out without notice and you declare "I am not a professional."

    No, what you are declaring is that you don't consider the company greater than yourself. Two-week notice for one and having guards escort you to the door for the other are primarily an obedience ritual establishing and reinforcing society's power relations. "Professionalism" is really just our version of chivalry and bushido: a set of behaviours designed to transfer power from people to structures, all wrapped in philosophical bullshit which lets people pretend they're "professionals" or "honorable" rather than what they actually are: slaves.

    Small wonder you can only get shitty jobs. You're a shitty employee.

    Of course they are, just like George Washington and his merry band were shitty subjects to the English crown. People with a sense of self-worth tend to make for shitty subjects. It doesn't mean they're wrong, though.

    You're not wrong in describing cause and effect, but you are wrong in taking this causal relation as an unalterable law of nature rather than a social construct which can be changed. An unconditional and livable citizen wage, for example, would instantly depotentate unemployment as a threat and thus make people more free, or at least less beholden to the soulless legal constructs known as companies we've given near-divine status in our society.

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  129. It's the BEST way to leave now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    A small, family-run business, deserves notice and a reasonable time to prepare a replacement and some of your time to help in the transition IF they have treated you reasonably. It's a reciprocal thing, and only you know if they have treated you reasonably. "Reasonable" does not mean "lavish". Most small businesses cannot afford high pay and benefits, but ANY business can easily afford to be courteous and considerate to employees.

    Modern larger businesses, however, are an entirely different matter.

    They often give people ZERO notice; they often know full-well that they are doing something bad (in the case of outsourcing or replacing somebody over office politics, or as a way to replace them with a younger and cheaper person) and they are also aware that firing a person is a major disruption in his/her life and family economics, so they fear their employees and want to jettison them like expended drop tanks on a fighter plane. I worked at a company about a decade ago that told a guy on Friday that they had him scheduled to start a new large project on Monday, and over the weekend two things happened: he bought a new car, and management had a meeting and decided to cancel the project and reduce staff. On Monday after they guy had been working for a couple of hours his manager came to him to escort him from the building.

    Businesses USED to behave more honorably, but in these days of globalism they too-often view employees as a burden to be used where possible but eliminated as soon as a cheaper option arises. It's standard practice to say things like "our real value is our people" just before laying them off without notice.

    With modern corporations showing ZERO loyalty to employees now, they themselves deserve ZERO consideration and probably deserve sabotage, though I advise strongly against that as unethical, harmful to the co-workers you leave behind, and ultimately only harmful to you. Just because your employer may be a completely two-faced unethical snake, that does not mean you should join him in the sewer. Keep your head high. Behave at all times honorably and ethically, and count of positive word-of-mouth from co-workers. Do NOT assume that your method of departure will have ANY impact on any future job recommendations; I have personally seen managers on the phone with management of other companies bad-mouth excellent former employees who they interacted positively with as they'd left; they sometimes did it as a game, and sometimes because no matter how friendly they'd pretended to be they were mad the persons had left and that their costs had gone up when finding a replacement. One guy even trashed a good former employee in order to convince a competitor to NOT hire him and then end up competing against him.

    Recommendations from former employers used to matter a great deal. Now, however, society is infested with lawyers and most employers are paranoid about getting sued, so they all tend to give neutral recommendations no matter whether they loved you or despised you. If they give you a bad review, they worry you will sue them. If they give you a good review and your new employer is not satisfied, they worry your new employer will sue them. The best recommendations these days are from peers/co-workers, and your own work products.

    Unless you have a contract with special terms, you are under no obligation to give advanced notice. If you can get another job lined-up without your current boss's knowledge do it. When you cut ties, do it as quickly, cleanly, and unemotionally as you can. I did this once with an employer who'd become a bit of a jerk and was getting all-too accustomed to doing it. I arranged the new job start date and such and then waited for the most satisfying moment. On a particular day, when we were in a meeting and he went nasty. I shocked everybody in the meeting, told him he had used up his allocation of goodwill, and I would not be returning after lunch. I told him he did not even need to send me a final partial paycheck, and he'd be wise to learn to tr

  130. Still being in my 20's, I guess I'm old-fashioned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've worked at several companies and when I decided to leave I would always have another job lined up before hand. That being said, so far I've always given my 2-weeks notice but I've seemed to be pretty lucky as most places I've worked have treated me fairly. Last place I left was Microsoft, I gave my 2-weeks, I was scheduled for on-call for that first week I told my manager I would still do it so not to screw my team over. My boss said thanks, and I notice you have a month left of paid vacation how about you just do that week and leave that Friday. It worked for me, also she said she would give me any recommendation that I needed.

    I really don't like to burn my bridges if I don't have to. If I was in a bad situation with an employer then yes I could presumably not give my 2-weeks.

  131. Re: I always quit without notice by freeze128 · · Score: 1

    Yes, yes... It's a double-standard, and we all know it. It's going to stay this way until SOMETHING IS DONE ABOUT IT!

    When companies hire new employees, they ask for references to make sure the applicant was not a complete irresponsible asshole at his last job. I suggest applicants do the same right back at the company: Ask the interviewer for references of people who have left on their own (not fired) so the applicant can call them and ask them why they left.

    There should also be a yelp type review of companies on Linked-In (are you listening Microsoft?). This will allow people searching for jobs to determine just what kind of bullshit the company has pulled in the past.

  132. Re: I always quit without notice by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    In other words, companies that tell you at Friday 4:45 that you needn't come in on Monday aren't professional either.

    I think we should assemble a list of such companies. I don't want to employ companies that have a non-professional attitude.

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  133. Some pespective on US working conditions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Sweden you need to give at least one month notice by law for both employer and employee. Most larger companies have union agreements which give 3 months notice (both ways). Agreements can be made to end the contract earlier and if there is a conflict of interest a deal can be made to stay home with full or partial pay.

    Employers respect their employees enough to treat them respectfully until the contract expires regardless of who ended the employment. If they didn't do this noone would work for them.

  134. Re: I always quit without notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Companies that are "good to work at" don't care about how many weeks you offer in convenience to a previous employer.

    All that good companies care about is your merit at what you are paid to do.

  135. It all depends by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    The amount of time given and the general way of parting ways is nothing that is usually defined unilaterally. At least not by non-assholes. And assholes, self entitled snowflakes (which do exist on both sides, don't feel left out snow-flaky bosses!) will eventually run out of options of good employments, and good employees.

    I had both in my time. There were companies that I didn't want to leave but had to, which meant that I stayed until they had found a replacement and I had the replacement up to speed (leading to 4 months longer tenure than expected), and of course they could call at any time if any questions remained.

    And then there was the "here's my mandatory 4 weeks notice, and by the way, I have 4 weeks vacation left over, which I take NOW, good bye. I found something new. More money. Less YOU" job.

    And both time I felt good and right to do exactly what I did.

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  136. Re: I always quit without notice by dwillden · · Score: 1

    How do future employers know about how you left. I hear repeatedly that most HR depts. will confirm that you worked for the company and maybe confirm the positions and time frames but that's it. They will not report derogatory unless they can back it up with citing criminal charges.

    So how does the new firm know that you were "unprofessional" in the timing of your departure?

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  137. Re:Obviously: company law not criminal by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Walking out isn't going to cut it. Local law requires me to call the police and inform them that I was asked to perform an illegal act.

    Employers around here know this, though, so such requests tend to be few. For obvious reasons...

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  138. Re: I always quit without notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever given a two week notice only to be treated like shit then escorted out of a building 3 days later? 20 years ago I would have 100% agreed with you, but times have changed, work environments have become hostile, advancement is offered to the most unscrupulous coworkers, raises don't happen, and executives keep on playing golf.

    This is our new American dream reality, companies treat employees like shit and now they're wondering why people have had enough and quit without warning.

  139. lucky usa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in the uk employees have to give a week, employers have to give longer notice.

    most employees when they leave are reasonable coming to a mutually agreed timeframe to move.

    then u get the 10% who will lie about being sick (to get paid) then leave via phone or email. Saying "that's what you do". Erm no it's not - but here there is nothing an employer can do. Yet another typical example of Britain in the toilet from a business perspective.

  140. Elsewhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here in Denmark, Office workers (after 3 months of employment) gains 3 months notice from the employer, growing to 6 months when you have been working for 15 years. On the other hand, office employees must give 30 days notice prior to the beginning of a month. So at beginning of a month, you will stay for almost 2 months, at the end of the month (most usual) you can leave in one month.

    One reason employees tries to delay informing is, that employer can then demand they spend the rest of their holiday as part of the 30 days (lower salary).

    This works fine.

    Uneducated labor have different conditions, some often doing day to day work.

    But if US employees stops giving 2 weeks notice, so might the employer.

  141. Re: I always quit without notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Glassdoor.com

  142. Standard Rules in Germany by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    Contracts in Germany usually have a probation time of 6 months. Within that time both sides can quit anytime, that same day. After that the contract transforms into a so-called unlimitted/permanent contract. From there on there is a contractual quitting peroid, usually between 2 or 3 months for both sides. It enables both sides to be able to prepare for changes when someones leaving a job.

    I like it this way. Jobs are more stable that way. Germany has strikt employment laws, which levels tge playing field for employers. Good thing.

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    1. Re: Standard Rules in Germany by Qbertino · · Score: 1

      ... levels the playing field for employees I meant to say. â

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  143. Amazed at 2 weeks by Andtalath · · Score: 1

    The norm in Sweden is 1-3 months.
    Goes both ways.

    My last working place had 3 months, I gave them 3 months+3 days (well, really just wanted to start the current on a monday).
    Heck, even that was a hard time to replace me in (in fact, my boss didn't succeed and the workload had to be spread so I've been consulting for them every now and then to clarify stuff since handover wasn't perfectly handled (the guy I was supposed to give my position with got fired almost instantly since he was a screwup))).

    This place has got 1 month, with a progressive scale the longer you work here (up to three months).

    Less than a month is only for people paid by hour in one way or another.

  144. Left without notice as CTO / Partner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I left my consultancy without notice. I was the CTO and a 10% owner. My business partner / CEO suggested halving my pay when I brought in the vast majority of the clients and oversaw 80% of the work and was responsible for quality or saving every project. He expected me to counter? I couldn't work with him anymore though as his business partner.

    Still very much love the guy though. Just super misguided strategy on his part.

    NOTE: This would have meant my salary was 1/3 of his, instead of merely 2/3.

  145. Re: I always quit without notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, it's companies who do that and don't give you some kind of severance who aren't professional.

    The minimum I've ever gotten is the length of notice that is customary for employees to give.

  146. Re: I always quit without notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course it is. An employee is just that, an employee: one person. A company is many and therefore is more important and its weight society-wise is greater. People need to understand what the patterns of force are. They need to know their place in the greater scheme of things. Besides seeing the whole IT staff being escorted out of the building by security guards, their heads hung low and all their crap in cardboard boxes was the funniest thing in a long time. We even threw spitballs at those neckbearded losers.

  147. Milton Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    :: From Office Space (1999) movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0151804/quotes?item=qt0386876
    Bob Slydell: Milton Waddams.
    Dom Portwood: Who's he?
    Bob Porter: You know, squirrely looking guy, mumbles a lot.
    Dom Portwood: Oh, yeah.
    Bob Slydell: Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a current employee here.
    Bob Porter: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him about it; but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck.
    Bob Slydell: So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch.
    Bill Lumbergh: Great.
    Dom Portwood: So, uh, Milton has been let go?
    Bob Slydell: Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally.
    Bob Porter: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem is solved from your end.

    * I actually had a similar experience to Milton a while back, when I worked for a contractor at a major datacenter. After leading the deployment of 20,000 servers, the next phase was from deployment to maintenance, which apparently was at a lower contract charge. So, on Monday they hired a new very junior guy fresh out of high school (he was earning about 1/2 of what my pay was at that time), and on Friday my badge apparently stopped working. My manager let me in thinking it was an issue with the physical security guys (the prior month they did a clean up of building access and messed up access for people. The PM even got trapped in a deep storage room for a few hours with no cell signal, as he could badge into the room, but couldn't badge out). After working on a few tickets for a couple hours, physical security stopped by and let me and my manager know that I didn't work there anymore. He called his boss, who said it was a contracting budget decision. So, yeah, needs to be a 2way street, as I never got my 2 weeks notice from them.

    1. Re:Milton Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's fucked up, I hope you leave some sort of warning note on the glass door page for that company.

  148. Re: I always quit without notice by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Me too, but I guess that's 'cause the law requires them to around here.

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  149. Re:Obviously: company law not criminal by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Yes that would be required as well.
    The "greater than" symbol in the subject heading was removed. Criminal law is more important than laws about hiring and firing everywhere. It should be obvious IMHO that in such a situation giving notice is not required so I just do not get why the summary above suggests otherwise. We have not yet gone full libertarian and do not have to obey an employer above a state.

  150. "generate bad references" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That approach can burn bridges and generate bad references.

    That shit isn't illegal in America?
    What the fuck?

    Here in the modern world, we either get a good reference or no reference at all.
    Labelling someone for any reason is an offence, even if it is true. (that includes on places like LinkedIn and Facebook)

    You are only allowed to give good points, so, you could just say "well, he wasn't an ass all the time, he showed up to work most days, and barely hit anyone"
    Of course, you will still get charged for being a sarcastic dick and trying to bend laws.

  151. Strategically bad for any reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Short story:

      Don't do it, no matter how crap the company treats you or what justification you may have for doing it.
      The kick you get is temporary, the long term mark on your professional record? Most likely permanent.
      Unless you've planned in advance how you'll gloss over this little spot on your resume' of course ;-)
     

  152. Zoom ... enahance by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    "She said, 'I've been watching 'Suits,' and this is how it happens,'"

    Clearly a bright spark. Open the door before you walk out, genius.

    --
    Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  153. Good companies do still exist by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

    Reading through the comments, you'd think Armageddon has hit us. I'd like to post that good companies to work for still exist.

    I've been with my company for 16+ years, there have been only 2 firings. One was a guy who was routinely changing performance numbers to make his own performance look good.. he was warned but kept doing it. The other was a guy brought in to help improve our systems and connectivity with the manufacturing side, turns out he had vastly overstated his skills.

    There are a number of people in this office that could easily be replaced.. but my company doesn't believe in managing by fear.

    Point of my story, don't be a dick and don't stop looking for one of those good companies to work for.

    --
    "Action without philosophy is a lethal weapon; philosophy without action is worthless."
  154. I made a statement back then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked in a company as a programmer where the office was in an awful state, the floor was a dusty concrete surface, there was no space to walk and people were keep leaving stuff randomly around, there was no respect for the working space and the boss wasn't caring too much, on top of it, the company failed and changed name, I have been re-employed , I never saw an updated contract, I kept working and being payed (sometime in time, sometime late) , my schedule were : 3 months doing nothing, 1 week rushing like mad because the management was awful, that did put me in depression, I found a new job, I gave 1 week notice, the boss came to me and he told me "I'm not happy about you leave in one week" and I did answer "life is tough.", during 2 years working there I did everything and even too much and the only thing I asked was a new chair which is never arrived. Trust and respect is not something you can seal with a contract and I didn't care to lose money to prove my point : I'm a person, you are buying my service, not me.

  155. Only once! by wicka_wicka · · Score: 1

    I worked fast food in high school, and apparently there was a rule in our restaurant against having your cell phone out during a shift. No one knew this because it was never enforced and people were on their phones constantly (not talking, just texting and what not during down times). I pulled out my phone to read a text from my mom (actually, her phone had gotten a virus or something, and that text was a picture of a gummy bear with a penis) and my manager asks, "Oh can I see that?" and just takes my phone and puts it in the office. I thought he was joking at first because it seemed so ridiculous. Our "team leader" tried to convince him to give it back but he wouldn't do it, finally I just told him he could either give me my phone or I could quit and he'd have to, he chose the latter option. It felt fantastic, to be honest, and I heard later that the manager felt like an idiot for being responsible for me quitting.

    P.S. There are a few comments itt suggesting that doing this could put a "black mark" on your resume forever. Be aware of your company's reference policy. Both there and my current employer, which are vastly different places, prevent managers from providing any official reference other than confirmation of start and end sates of employment.

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  156. Re: I always quit without notice by loufoque · · Score: 1

    Employment is a contract you consented to. It defines a set of rules you need to abide to, otherwise you have a breach of contract.
    Breaching a contract is a bad idea, and exposes you to being sued and having to pay ccompensation.

  157. Re: I always quit without notice by onepoint · · Score: 1

    WOW, it is really like this??? I've owned 3 little firms with a total of 10 to 20 employees each.
    Fired about 3 people, I've always told everyone 2 weeks in advance, with 2 weeks of pay extra
    when leaving. Has anyone ( whom won't post as an A/C ) ever been walked out the door with security?
    Never seen it in my 35 years of working. Even on Wall street, people don't get escorted unless it's
    fraud related.

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  158. HR by c · · Score: 1

    She seemed surprised when the director of human resources stopped her and explained that employees are expected to give two weeks' notice.

    A useful rule of thumb... if you quit without notice and HR are the only ones who seem to care, then you probably did the right thing.

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    Log in or piss off.
  159. Re: I always quit without notice by houghi · · Score: 1

    Depends on the situation. As always it depends on both sides. In Belgium the standard is 6 weeks for the emplyee and 3 months for the empleroyer. In once case an emplyee came to us and we talked and we decided to end the contract right at that moment. So no notice at all.

    In Belgium you do notice because it is the law. If you want something different, you have to talk together and find a solution like adults and I have never seen where not some sort of solution could be found if both parties were reasonable.

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  160. Sure it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I was once told to do something unsafe "or don't come back tomorrow". I didn't come back. They were surprised and finally started calling looking for me a few days later. I did exactly what they requested and didn't give notice, not sure why they were surprised?

  161. Too much / too little notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In past jobs, I tried to work with my boss to agree to a notice period that provided them the time they needed to replace me and not affect the business. Usually that was about a month. However, both times I did that they squandered the time, did nothing really productive to get a replacement in place for me to train, and were still scrambling to figure out what to do when I did finally leave. One employer even asked me to keep my departure hush-hush until they were ready to announce it... which they did the afternoon of my last day.

    My last job change I gave just 2 weeks, no negotiation. It forced their hand to actually address the issue and get something done. In the end, it was actually a smoother departure than the others where I gave double the notice.

    (Yes, I've been around a long time...)

  162. I've quit without notice once by whoozwah · · Score: 1

    I was working for a government help desk and it was revealed to us that our contract was ending. Well, the point of giving notice is to give the company an opportunity to hire and train your replacement. There were no replacements coming so I just decided to give a 1 day notice. I can no longer work for that company due to my exit strategy however the company itself is currently not projected to last another 3 years on it's current trajectory so I felt that this was not a particularly valuable bridge to maintain.

  163. There has to be a high enough F.U. Factor involved by X!0mbarg · · Score: 1

    Simply put, if the employer is more likely to make your two week exit period a living hell, or the maximum inconvenience they can possibly engage in, then you are by far best served with a no-notice exit strategy.

    Personally, it's not about sticking it to them, so much as avoiding them sticking it to you!

    Most of the time, places will likely drop you like a hot rock the moment you give notice so they don't have someone around that can poison other employee's opinions about them and get them to quit as well, thus minimizing their losses by paying you off rather than "working you out the door".

  164. Re: I always quit without notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not true, I want any employee above entry level to be a responsible person who gave courtesy to their previous employer. Actually I have turned down an applicant who stated that they didn't feel the need to give notice when leaving. They viewed it as a perk that they were available immediately, I viewed it as setting ourselves up for her to do the same to us in the future.

  165. Re: I always quit without notice by JDevers · · Score: 1

    HR can state whether someone is rehireable or not. If they say no because someone didn't turn in notice, it leaves the new employer left to wonder WHY and might assume something far worse than lack of notice.

  166. Re: I always quit without notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nice double standard you have there, Basically all technology company layoffs in the last decade are allowed to uphold professional decor while they perp walk people from the building on a friday afternoon with no notice? what a tool.

  167. Re: I always quit without notice by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

    It isn't equivalent because professional companies typically give you severance when you quit. Meaning they pay you not to come to work. A worker who quits suddenly doesn't do that. Be professional.

  168. Re: I always quit without notice by nierd · · Score: 1

    I've seen it happen.

  169. Someone needs to seperate real life and TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "She said, 'I've been watching 'Suits,' and this is how it happens,'"

    Wow, modeling your actions in the real world based on the actions of a fictional TV show. Can't say if I was an employer I'd be too sad to see a gem like that go.

  170. It depends on the employer by Not-a-Neg · · Score: 1

    Out of over a dozen jobs I've held there was only one where I would have gladly given a 1 month notice. That employer had solid benefits including bi-annual profit sharing and made a good effort to train and promote within the organization. They routinely held company outings, paid for travel expenses without any hassle, and provided financial assistance for me to relocate to another office halfway across the country. Loved them dearly and was sad to see them get bought out by a larger evil corporation that outsourced their entire IT department to India. I made some decent money as an independent contractor taking care of call backs to fix what the Indians kept breaking.

    On the other hand, most jobs I would have quit without remorse if the manager had given me any sh!t. The way I saw it, employment-at-will is only acceptable if the ax swings both ways. Employers must encounter the pain of an employee quitting on the spot if they expect to have the right to fire on the spot. I've quit by simply leaving a post-it and my office key on a manager's desk while they were away on one of their 3 hour lunches.

    My last contract gig I received no notice, simply got called into an office for a conference call with the local department manager who was halfway across the country and advised me I needed to leave on the spot. They didn't bother to have anyone from security present which I thought was rather dangerous for them if they had attempted to do that to someone less civilized than myself. The on-site department supervisor was at least shocked and ashamed of her boss to the extent that she told me to take as long as I needed to gather my belongings. Most companies I have worked for or contracted at will give a one week notice. Never have I received a two week notice.

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    1. Re:It depends on the employer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the last few years, I've been through more than a few jobs.

      I quit a long-term one that I really liked but very disinterested management made it impossible to continue. They got two weeks because the people I worked with were decent and didn't deserve any more chaos than they were already going to get.

      The job I went to was pretty terrible with a micromanaging Indian constantly bothering me about stuff she knew nothing about. I thought I could tell HR and let her find out later but they blew it and she got a 1-week notice.

      The next job was a classic "let's hire people and be too disorganized to provide work and then lie to unemployment about how lazy they are." Fortunately, the DoL is on to their scam and appeals frequently succeed.

      The next job, a contract, was a classic "you know too much something shady so it's not working out." Awful place to work. Very cliquish. Embarrassingly bad systems. Expected contractors to attend events unpaid. If I'd had a better track record, or any idea they were setting me up, I would've been interviewing elsewhere.

      The next job was the stereotypical government job, a diverse team that can't do anything with no market pressure to reward or punish. I was waiting on a 2nd civil service test results when I was surprised (the 1st was disqualified for stupid reasons). If that 1st test had worked out, I would've walked out.

      The next job, a contract, I left because the 2nd test finally came through. I really wanted to like that job (I'd worked for the company before) but they were in shambles. I worked with one other guy, who telecommuted, and had no work for a month. That's never been a good sign IME. It was good that I dragged my feet a little because I was sent home an hour after I gave notice.

      All in all, I haven't worked in too many places that actually had their act together and only maybe three where I've really given enough of a damn to consider two weeks notice.

  171. Re: I always quit without notice by cmiller173 · · Score: 1

    I've been working in IT 27 years mostly in large corporation environments and have never been asked to sign an employment contract. Further "At will employment" laws generally say that either party may terminate the employment relationship for any (or no) reason without notice unless other terms are negotiated and agreed to, presumably with a contract to back that up. Even if I disliked the company I would still give notice simply as a courtesy, to allow time to transfer anything I had in progress to another person.

    I've also never been perp walked to the door by security or let go at 4:45 on Friday. The one time I was RIF'ed I was told I could go back and say my goodbye's to the team, no escort etc.

  172. Re: I always quit without notice by cmiller173 · · Score: 1

    That is not to say that if the work environment was toxic or if I thought an actual crime was being committed I wouldn't, but I have never had that happen.

  173. If you give me certain orders I quit on the spot by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

    For example if you order me to commit a crime, I quit on the spot.

    Employers routinely fire people on the spot without notice, so employees can do the same.

    Is it rude? Yes. Does it burn bridges? But sometimes you NEED to be rude and NEED to burn bridges.

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  174. Re: I always quit without notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The point made was that "professional" is a social contract. Part of that contract includes employers that give a damn about their employees and project futures further than the next quarter. They treat them professionally like civilized human beings and give them some notice if they need to be concerned about their current income, just as a business wants notice to fulfill a function so they can continue to operate with a positive revenue stream.

    When an employer is able to redefine "professional" by introducing all sorts of new shady practices, they break their social contract and as a result, employees should be able to as well.

  175. "We outlawed slavery in 1865!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no need to give 2 weeks notice and I have had clients who have gave no notice. The only reasons to give 2 weeks notice are if you wish to leave on a good foot and to allow a little time to transitioning or "brain dump". That and it's tradition, but there's no requirement

  176. Re: I always quit without notice by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    I've been walked out twice. Both of them were layoffs and everyone was walked out. I didn't have any personnel issues and neither did most the other people. So I can't say it was just me; it was just policy.

    Now I know people who worked for dotcom startups that quit and left the same day. Most of them did it because their paychecks bounced. They figured they were never going to get the money anyways.

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  177. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes

  178. Re: I always quit without notice by operagost · · Score: 1

    Glassdoor should be like this, but it's more like a random bitchfest.

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  179. Re: I always quit without notice by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    When your paycheck bounces, it's time to walk out a server or two. Not just quit.

    First machine to go should be the one that's recording the security cameras.

    --
    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  180. When they stop paying you or your insurance... by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    without notice. Then, yeah.

    Both things have happened to me in my lifetime. I had an employer who just stopped paying for health insurance, telling no employees. We found out when someone made a claim. The owner, unsurprisingly, was infuriated at the employee who outed him. FYI, I found out later that my tax withholding somehow never happened and eventually they just stopped paying us, allowing us to work a few extra weeks, unpaid.

    Good times. Owner was never charged with anything and never went to jail. Welcome to American capitalism.

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  181. Re: I always quit without notice by Pascoea · · Score: 1

    Having never been fired before, I don't have a lot of first hand experience, but I have been associated with a number of people that got fired. I have NEVER seen or heard of anybody that was fired abruptly without cause. (Turning tables over and yelling profanities is definitely cause, I've seen that a few times.) Even in right to work states, an employer will build a case against you, and you will be aware of that case being built. I've worked for a number of companies, every one of them had a similar "three strikes" policy. Verbal warning (that is documented, and signed by you), written warning (also signed by you), and then they show you the door.

  182. 3 months in France by dolmen.fr · · Score: 1

    3 months is the standard notice time for a developer (and for most qualified jobs) in France. This is written in your contract when you get a job. This is both ways: when you leave or when you are fired.

    So leaving without notice time (or with a shorter time) is something you have to negociate.

    1. Re:3 months in France by dolmen.fr · · Score: 1

      That long notice time is effective only after a trial period (of the same duration, so usually 3 months, but can be extended once by either party) during which you can leave without notice.

    2. Re:3 months in France by DaMattster · · Score: 1

      3 months is the standard notice time for a developer (and for most qualified jobs) in France. This is written in your contract when you get a job. This is both ways: when you leave or when you are fired.

      So leaving without notice time (or with a shorter time) is something you have to negociate.

      Now that is perfectly fine. The standard of professionalism applies equally to bother employer and employee. I have absolutely no problem with that.

  183. I want to go back by almostadnsguy · · Score: 1

    I usually give a couple weeks notice, I've occasionally gotten counter-offers but never accepted. When asked I have given feedback. For a couple of companies where I truly loved working for I gave them as much notice as possible and turned over 100% of what I knew. I couldn't give them my experience but I did give them knowledge. At one company I was contracting for, by doing this I amazed my boss at how much information I had collected over the years. She did try to arrange my employment either as a direct hire or another contract house (with the company absorbing the penalty) but neither could come close to match the learning opportunity that I was being given. If either of those places had an opening that would support what I need to make I would go back in a hearbeat, and I know they would love to have me. I do love the company that I work for now (I might be a contractor but the company I am at now treats us as employees).

  184. Re: I always quit without notice by Pascoea · · Score: 1

    How about some details? Was this person sitting calmly at their desk, diligently working, or were they in the boss' face using a bouquet of four letter words when they were escorted out? I've personally never seen or heard of the first one happening, I've seen the latter happening a few times.

  185. Correct. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never QUIT. I FIRE my employer. Walk into the office and say, "You're Fired!". Not, "I Quit!"

  186. Double standard by DaMattster · · Score: 1

    I for one, am sick of the double standard. Employees are expected to be professional and give two week's notice, however employers are not held to the same standard of professionalism. Whenever it is feasible and possible, I'll give two week's notice but I don't have qualms about leaving with less notice. Anyone defending this double standard is either an employer or an employee that has been so utterly brainwashed by corporate America that he or she will literally lick their boots.

  187. Be nice, be prepared to leave by amigabill · · Score: 1

    Do employers give 2 weeks notice on a layoff? Or do the "affected" employees get a debriefing meeting and same time to gather their things before exiting the building that same day?

    At some places today, if you give your 2 weeks notice, it very quickly turns into the above, and you end up going home same day at the employer's preference.

    I think that if you are the employee wanting to leave, it really depends on your reasons and your relationship with the employer. If you're all on good terms with each other and in the middle of something, that it can be a polite thing to offer to stay on for a bit so they have some notice, but accept the possibility of being walked out anyway. If it's a difficult situation, then you can do so, but be prepared to be walked out.

    This example sounds so ridiculous that I question its authenticity, but I think the alleged employee was very right to walk out right then.
    http://www.askamanager.org/201...

  188. Re: I always quit without notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Small wonder you can only get shitty employees. You're a shitty employer. ...

    Fixed it for you!

  189. Re: I always quit without notice by PraiseBob · · Score: 1

    I've never heard of a place that fires somebody and then lets them work there for 2 more weeks. That's insane. It is common to fire somebody, and then pay them some kind of severance, to smooth over hard feelings. It is also common when somebody gives their 2 week notice, to send them home immediately and pay them for those two weeks, unless their knowledge is critical for training coworkers who will take over their duties.

    Whether them leaving is the employee choice, or the employers, there is risk in having somebody around who has, at best, little motivation to work, and could be toxic to other employees, or at worst, could be motivated to harm the company / exacting revenge on other employees etc. When somebody is fired, in my experience they are generally given a token escort out by HR.

  190. Re: I always quit without notice by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    It does happen. Happened to me, too, but not out of spite but more because my boss and me did actually part on good terms. It meant 2 weeks additional paid vacation for me and full plausible deniability should anything bad happen because I could not have done it, since I was not there anymore.

    Being hovered over by security while you pack is not necessarily a bad thing. I do enjoy having a witness when it comes to proving that I am not a disgruntled ex-employee.

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  191. nothing is owed by smithcl8 · · Score: 1

    You are owed nothing from your employer beyond the paycheck you agreed to work for. You owe the company nothing beyond the full effort required for the job you're paid to do. If you leave, they don't owe you anything but pay for the time you did work. If they fire you, you don't owe them anything. It is that simple. You work for a paycheck, they hire you for your work. It's a simple agreement between two parties, no different than you going to the grocery to buy bread.

  192. Re: I always quit without notice by nierd · · Score: 1

    They were called into the bosses office from working calmly - told they were terminated - at that point security (which was aware and waiting prior) showed up. After that they were escorted back to their desk to collect things - at that point they started crying - this was a guy for what that is worth - pretty emotional. The guard stood outside until he was done and then walked him out the building. Unsure why security was involved - I've seen everything from extended 2 month notices to 'never showed up' to this perp walk out the door. I'd say 90% of the time it's a usual notice - of the 10% not many get the 'walk' - although I've been told there are some positions that are deemed especially sensitive where any notice results in instant termination along with revocation of security clearance and access - these are higher up the food chain.

  193. Re: I always quit without notice by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    For me it was "you told me you are pondering to quit, here's the deal: I have to lay someone off, and if you agree, it's gonna be you, 2 additional weeks of paid vacation, starting NOW, and the job reference will read "left the company of his own accord and to our greatest regret". What do you say?"

    It was less kicking and screaming, more trying hard to keep dignity while skipping down the corridor...

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  194. YES, HERE IS WHY! by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    Because 90% of the time, when an employee gives two weeks notice, they are sent home that very day. The result is often the loss of 2 weeks of income for the employee. Few employers offer any severance in such situations. So basically, the hostile nature of employers is teaching workers that it is against their interests to provide 2 weeks of notice.

     

  195. BS by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    That's what they used to do. Except, employers these days pretty much universally let you go if you give 2 weeks notice. It is the companies that are not being professional and creating this new deviance from the past norm.

  196. Re: I always quit without notice by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    Balogne....I work at one of the largest IT corporations in the world. If they let you go, and not for any fraud. You are told to gather your stuff and walked out the door.

  197. Re: I always quit without notice by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    ^^^ YUP

  198. How often do employers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    give two weeks notice that they are going to fire someone? Fucking never!

  199. A short two-weeks notice by cyberfunkr · · Score: 1

    While at my last job, I got an offer for something better in a new state. So I told the new company I'd need a month; two weeks for the current job then two more weeks to relocate. They agreed so I turned in my two-week notice. However it just so happened that I had to give the notice on the Friday just before the company shuts down for a week for Xmas/New Year's holiday.

  200. What companies? by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    Some give severance when they lay off workers. Very few give any when you quit. Give your two weeks notice, you'll be out the door that same day.

    And that is for 90% of businesses today.

    1. Re:What companies? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Sorry I meant when you were laid off, not quit. The point is that if the company terminates you suddenly they typically give you severance. You should be professional as well and when you quit give some notice.

  201. No they don't. by PortHaven · · Score: 2

    They don't care if they burn out, destroy moral, etc. They'll just import more H1B Visas.

  202. That's simple to address... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    You print out a two copies of your notice. You sign it, you have them sign it. And you leave.

    If they list your as terminated for abandoning. You sue them for slander and libel. And since you have a signed receipt of your notice to quit. They will be in a fair bit of trouble. Because if they have told any other potential employers that you were terminated when you in fact quit. And you did not receive the job. You can claim that financial harm....and sue for that income.

  203. Re: I always quit without notice by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1

    Walk out without notice and you declare "I am not a professional."

    ... but your employer terminating you without notice is considered "professional" and "appropriate."

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  204. Very few by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    Very few

  205. No... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    It's because we witness it the majority of the time.

    1. Re:No... by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      I highly doubt that. Like most people who hate cops because of the bad press a few out of the millions of them get, or think that all catholic priests are pedophiles. Perception is skewed by media; when most people get laid off it's not a horror story - but when it IS a horror story, it's all over social media (and sometimes mainstream media).

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  206. Re: I always quit without notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is a verbal warning signed exactly?

  207. Sadly, by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    Few managers do their jobs right.

  208. Employee handbook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My company which is employee owned (but I have no say in the company, nor know how much of it I supposedly own) just recently notified us by HR that they modified the employee handbook to include language that it is expected that an employee will give two weeks notice before leaving although their part of the deal is at-will.

    The original owners are still around but get some of our money being on the board of directors for which there is no employee representation considering we are employee owned. Only the original 20 people (not all are on the board, about 5) make all the decisions, and we as employees have no say.

  209. It's just like Salary by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    For some reason, Salary now means that employers can demand you work without pay. But you're not allowed to adjust your hours at all.

    It's a one-sided law/policy that offers ZERO benefit to workers now.

  210. Who are you giving notice to? by phorm · · Score: 1

    My current position started out as a short contract job. When I took it, I had high hopes of it becoming permanent, but there certainly wasn't anything definite over where a permanent position would be open. Instead of quitting my old position, I took some of the 6+ weeks holidays I had banked up. This also meant I was still getting medical (which the contractor didn't give me), and if I didn't feel like things were working out I could go back.
    I told my old boss and some co-workers in my department what was going on. I *didn't* tell HR. Near the end of my leave, it looked like chances of getting a permanent position at the new company was good, so I told my boss I wouldn't be coming back after holidays. I did offer to do some remote work in my free hours if they needed help, or to answer questions via email etc for free for the next while. They'd already known what was up, so they'd talked to some local talent and prepared for my departure. Thus they had somebody in mind already who filled my position after I left, and neither of us were worse for the wear.

  211. Re: I always quit without notice by EndlessNameless · · Score: 1

    So how does the new firm know that you were "unprofessional" in the timing of your departure?

    That's an easy one. They ask if you're eligible to be rehired.

    If you've done something bad or pissed off your management, the answer will be "no".

    Since the company isn't disclosing any personal information or making any allegations regarding your conduct, there is nothing they can be sued over.

    This is a fairly standard practice in corporate HR.

    If you worked for a large business, you could probably dream up a not-entirely-terrible explanation since you know they will not provide any other details. It will still be a mark against, but you can mitigate it quite a bit.

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  212. No-Call-No-Shows are common in TX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any company in TX can fire you with no warning or explanation. The same law says that if an employee is absent for 3 days and hasn't called in (a No-Call-No-Show) they are auto-fired. If this law sounds decidedly pro-corporate to you, then don't be upset when a small percentage of employees exploit this rule to exact a small amount of revenge on their employer. I know several people who have walked out of a job at lunch time and never went back. I had a job where I gave 2 weeks notice and they told me I was lucky they didn't have security escort me out on the spot, as was their right under the law here.

  213. From UK perspective 1 month notice on both sides i by MarkH · · Score: 1

    I have 3 month notice period. If employers want notice from employees has to be bilateral.

    But on side note irrespective of notice period be 1 day or 3 months always do a clean handover if you expect to encounter your Co workers in other jobs.

    Don't burn bridges

  214. Re: I always quit without notice by taustin · · Score: 1

    At a decently run company, getting fired is never a surprise. So yeah, that is unprofessional.

    And the company being unprofessional doesn't make it acceptable for you to be as well. Again, you're just telling future (not) employers that you're not a professional.

  215. Re: I always quit without notice by thundercattt · · Score: 1

    Actually it's been a 2 way street. I've had some do the 445 treatment and I've done the not go back because it was a shitty company and found a better one. New company says "can you start tomorrow", I'm not going to say sorry must wait 2 weeks and stick around shitty previous company. I have given the 2 weeks notice before, I've found the company treats you differently once they know you're leaving. Like they lost their leverage against you.

  216. Re: I always quit without notice by taustin · · Score: 1

    Worth every penny you pay for it. Which is nothing.

  217. Re: I always quit without notice by taustin · · Score: 1

    Generally, in ink.

  218. from pampered European POV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From pampered socialist Europe - as an full time salaried employee I have mandatory for both sides "notice period" 1-3 months depending on how long I was employed at this place. It can be shorter if both parties will agree to this.

    Even if there would be no such mandatory period I would stick to golden rule "do unto others ..." - if my contract/agreement has 2 weeks notice from employer - I would stick to that period if I want to resign.

    If it is fixed term contract/employment - and there is not extension signed before it expires on last day at 3PM I am packed and ready to leave - sometimes with new contract somewhere else signed starting next day. What a surprise it was at one time that I am not available for extension (because I was pissed off that nobody said in advance that there will be extension or not) and knowledge transfer - I have mouths to feed and cannot afford waiting to the last day.

    I would not recommend "just leaving" in any situation - depending on local law it could make you vulnerable when employer will sue for "damages"
    or not returned equipment ...
    Get confirmation, that you returned what is "theirs", get your documents from HR say goodbye to the receptionist ...
    You never know when next opportunity will call ...
    I know mythical situation when disgruntled (because of manager) programmer left. Three month later he was sitting at the manager desk. :-D

  219. Re: I always quit without notice by JavaLord · · Score: 1

    At a decently run company, getting fired is never a surprise. So yeah, that is unprofessional.

    Right. It shouldn't be a surprise. Most HR departments document firings by putting employees through performance improvement plans. Odds are if you get one, they want to fire you. It's basically your employer giving you notice, and it's often more than two weeks. If you work at a large company that fires people randomly out of the blue for "performance reasons", they're probably going to be sued.

  220. 2 weeks notice by Jack_of_Shadow · · Score: 1

    I have always given notice, and in two instances, (Brandeis University and a retirement home I worked at in the 80's) been convinced to stay on an extra two weeks, only to THEN be burned by those employers. That said, how is it businesses can reasonably expect any notice at all when they will fire you at will with no notice whatsoever? I mean, some businesses have a heart, when Lockheed Martin let me go with no notice, after having told me my job was secure just two months prior, the manager 'felt bad' so gave me 6 weeks severance pay (unwarranted, I had been there less than a year)... but in general if they reserve the right to say GTFO to you, then you have the right to just say, "I quit." and walk out the door and they should feel nothing. This is business. Not a love affair. I am sick and tired of hearing how you, the employee, should be 'loyal' to your employer when they are mostly sharks waiting to ditch you to save a nickel.

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  221. Re: I always quit without notice by JavaLord · · Score: 1

    So how does the new firm know that you were "unprofessional" in the timing of your departure?

    That's an easy one. They ask if you're eligible to be rehired.

    If you've done something bad or pissed off your management, the answer will be "no".

    Since the company isn't disclosing any personal information or making any allegations regarding your conduct, there is nothing they can be sued over.

    This is a fairly standard practice in corporate HR.

    If you worked for a large business, you could probably dream up a not-entirely-terrible explanation since you know they will not provide any other details. It will still be a mark against, but you can mitigate it quite a bit.

    I'm sure it varies by company, but you usually have to do more than just piss off management to be ineligible for rehire. Usually it's things like quitting without notice, stealing, etc.

  222. Some Tips on References by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    Don't wait until after you've left. Don't rely on Personnel or your boss. Get some company letterhead and envelopes, find a trusted coworker and write each other undated Letters of Recommendation. Don't exaggerate, and write in generalities - reliable, conscientious, hard-working, etc.. Be brief.

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  223. Don't go away mad just go away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've worked for several different companies and have quit several jobs, I have given up to 4 weeks notice and I have quit on the spot. It depends on the situation one company would close entire locations and give thousands of people zero notice. I quit that job with no notice, once I had a job offer but they wanted me to start imminently (that's generally a bad sign) it was a pretty big pay hike so I quit without notice. Where I work now they get butthurt when you quit, even though there is little room for advancement, so I wouldn't give them anymore notice then I wanted to be off, if I decided to go elsewhere.

  224. Re: I always quit without notice by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

    Once, after a layoff.

    I worked at a call center for Sears, and one day about 20 guys in suits walked in and the place fell silent. We all worked in a big "pit" so everyone could see.

    All of us who were part of the first round of layoffs were escorted to a room, processed and handed a check and shown the door. It was a "hotseat" arrangement, so I had no personal effects except what was on my person.

    A female friend mentioned they laid off all the guys who were not managers, and anyone else who was considered a "troublemaker" and we were given a severance check.
    Everyone else spent two weeks boxing up files to be sent to the new call center in Idaho.

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  225. Re: I always quit without notice by xrobertcmx · · Score: 1

    My former employer sent the HR rep over at 3pm on a Tuesday with my supervisor and terminated my employment without cause, or notice. I found that it was in lieu of layoff. As the company had been paying severance in prior layoffs I could have made a case in court, so about 26 of us ended up Right to Worked one afternoon.

  226. Re: I always quit without notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, they cannot. Only the Law, which is decided by everyone, can change that. If there is no mutual agreement then fuck the signs.

  227. Absolutely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right now the culture is a double standard. Companies expect notice commitment and integrity but yet will lay you, your team, your whole division off without even letting you back to your desk to pickup your things. It should be clear that most bigger companies are run by short term oriented people who have more reason to plunder their company than to help its employees. underlying corruption and cronyism at the executive and director levels has been decimating the work atmosphere for everyone else. Quitting without notice is one of our last line of things we can do to demonstrate refusal to put up with it.

  228. Re: I always quit without notice by shaitand · · Score: 2

    Yes, it is this way. In most corporate environments this is standard procedure. Unless they are mad at you the escort is normally your supervisor or what have you not security. And usually they will tell you at the end of the day or before you start your day. This way an employee has no opportunity to steal company property, sabotage systems, etc.

    Things are generally very different in an environment with 20 people. When I've worked in small environments two weeks notice was never an issue and leaving was treated with dignity and discretion. Although not severance, most small businesses couldn't afford severance. When people are talking about corporations and profit machines they aren't talking about incorporated small organizations. Large organizations including publicly traded are a different animal and it isn't the same problem scaled they enjoy efficiency of scale that allows for larger cash flow and substantially greater profit and can/should be passing the benefits on to their staff. Small business on the other hand has to try to compete with those advantages and trying to do so actually just makes it even more difficult for them... which of course just gives that much more benefit to the large entities.

  229. There is no such thing as company loyalty anymore by wirez-wildhack · · Score: 1

    I've been "terminated" (without cause) from about half the jobs I've worked and I've never been given any notice. Faceless bean counters make decisions without regards to the consequences of their decisions. Security best practices never allow for an employee to know that they are getting terminated ahead of time. One place I worked at, Andrew Corporation, had my personal items boxed up over the weekend so when I came in Monday morning, they were all ready to walk me out. If you do leave and give notice, never tell your former employer about your new job. I worked at Platinum DB for four years, decided it was time to move on and took a job. Platinum DB contacted my new employer and made a lot of baseless accusations that sabotaged my new job completely. So word to the wise, never update your "linked-in" right away with your job information. With that, no one can ever say it is "professional" to give two weeks notice and do so with a straight face. Your individual relationships and contacts are much more important than your relationship with any one company, that's where you get your references for future jobs. If companies were loyal, you wouldn't see so many H1B visas getting trained as cheap labor replacements. I've kept myself relevant so I've always been able to find work, but IT wages are dropping because of H1B visas. Like my title says, there is no such thing as company loyalty anymore, almost all companies could care less.

  230. Gave two weeks, wished I hadn't by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

    I was working at a large investment bank dong electronic trading support and stayed on about two years too long. Things were great for the first few years; learning about credit and rate trading, learning how products like credit default swaps and interest rate swaps work, etc. Then the mortgage meltdown happened and things started going south.

    Over the next few years staff was reduced to the point that members of my team were now covering both first and second shift. We had a rotating weekend schedule where we would either shut the environments down on Saturday, or perform a software release, and then we brought the systems back up on Sunday morning and then covered the beginning of Asia's trading. We used to get time off the following week, but because of the staffing situation that went away. When I asked about overtime I was told that I was classified as an exempt worker, which I later found out was not true. So I went from working a standard 40 hour week to working 40 hours each week plus two weekends of 10 to 20 hours of work each month; about 200 hours.

    I finally was fed up enough to contact my recruiter and got an interview with a tech startup. Things went well and I was just waiting for the Board to approve the role. My plan was to take a week off work, go to Las Vegas for a few days, then put in my two weeks notice the following Monday. Unfortunately the Board took a couple more weeks before they signed off, so I was getting up every morning and signing a new resignation letter that I then carried around while waiting for the phone call. That was was pretty hard to do since I wanted nothing to do with the place and I kept thinking to myself that I should just leave, but I stuck it out.

    So I'm finally out and getting up to speed in my new position. Then I get a letter in the mail from my former employer about applying for COBRA health insurance. It turns out that they had cancelled my insurance coverage two days after I left instead of deducting the premium for the rest of the month from my final paycheck and then waited weeks before letting me know. Thank goodness I didn't need it! I received another letter a week or so later saying they accidentally overpaid me on my final paycheck and would I please send them a check for the difference. Ha! At around the same time I had been doing some research about the laws regarding overtime and who qualifies as exempt. It turns out that they lied to me when they said I was exempt and they probably owed me ten or fifteen thousand dollars of overtime. I keep a work log of my hours and the tasks I do each day, so I had the records I needed. I was so fed up with them at that point that I just let it go rather than contact an attorney, I didn't need the stress.

    In hindsight I really wish I would have just handed in my resignation letter and walked out the door. They were totally incompetent and I absolutely hated going to work every one of those last ten days. People always say not to burn bridges, but there was no way I would ever apply for a position with that company again so I do somewhat regret not giving myself some additional time off before starting the new job.

  231. Re: I always quit without notice by ToddInSF · · Score: 1

    The ONE time I didn't give notice was a company that tried to pull some shady stuff and involve me in it. If a company tries anything illegal you shouldn't be made to feel you owe them, or any delusion of "professionalism" a thing.

  232. dates of employment and job title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's all they get. They don't get "which party terminated the relationship" or "rate of pay". I answered those phone calls in an HR office for a decade, and pay rates and reason for leaving is all that was ever provided due to legal stuff.

    1. Re:dates of employment and job title by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Yup, the point being that most of these fears about angering previous employers are unfounded. At least at larger companies, smaller companies might well say more or not even require a supervisor getting that call to forward to HR at all.

      This is a myth spread from older times before people were so successful suing companies that were hindering their ability to find new gainful employment. It's spread through both ignorance and a deliberate misleading by employers.

    2. Re: dates of employment and job title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... And is the former employee eligible for re-hire? Those are the three allowed by federal law.

  233. My Co-Worker Did That Last Year, Sort of by tmjva · · Score: 1

    Told my boss he was MIA on the second day of absence. Turned out he died in his hotel room.

    Linkedin still tells me he is someone I should connect with.

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  234. friday fingers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dates of employment and job title was all they got.
    dang, I need new hands . . .

  235. Depends on the culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My last employer gave almost every employee they ever let go plenty of time to find new jobs. I likely would've given two weeks anyway but the fact that they gave everyone who didn't royally screw up time to find a new job definitely factored in.

  236. A courteous employer deserves more than 2 weeks. by Timmy+D+Programmer · · Score: 1

    A courteous employer, that cashes out unused Time off, provides severance when laying off employees, even gives a heads up that layoffs might come in bad times, deserves an effort on your part to minimize the impact of your departure. An employer who doesn't pay out all of the left over vacation time, or lays folks off without severance, or is abusive, you can still be the bigger person, but it's not necessary.

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  237. Re: I always quit without notice by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    I have had only one in the last 20 years give me any notice the job was ending. For the record, I've never quit.

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  238. Is it ever okay to fire an employee without notice by mmell · · Score: 1

    The blade cuts both ways . . . and based on the way the world actually is, the answer is a resounding "YES"! Done it myself a few times - employer dishonesty being the primary cause (like employees, employers can be shiesty).

  239. Re: I always quit without notice by Jack_of_Shadow · · Score: 1

    so, that time when a coworker (ex-con) got angry and pulled a knife and started threatening everyone in the cube farm, I went to the boss and said, "this has to stop!" his answer was to say that he had no control over whether that guy brought a knife to work or not, I should just 'keep my head down.'... when I walked out then, I was 'unprofessional' in your eyes. Cops, when called, showed up three hours later, could find no one to admit to seeing the knife... and no knife on the perp. Good, I am glad to be that unprofessional.

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  240. Ever OK to fire/lay off someone without notice? by mysidia · · Score: 1

    If it's OK for an employer to lay someone off without 2 weeks notice, then it is automatically OK for that same person to leave (If they want) without 2 weeks notice.

    If you are an employer and want notice from your employees, then sign a mutually-beneficial agreement that works both ways.

  241. Re: I always quit without notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you think every time I was laid off, the company was an asshole? Because that is how it has always happened to me.

  242. Employers will do what they want anyany by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My last employer expected 4 weeks of notice for leaving. I thought that was unreasonable so I gave them 2 weeks, and after 7 years of employment they let me go the next day. Quite the double standard, huh?

  243. Re: I always quit without notice by Killer+Instinct · · Score: 1

    Summer of 2009. A Defense contractor in Sterling Heights, MI. They hired outside security to come in and escort people out (govt contracts got cut/canceled) I saw it first hand. I left on my own a few weeks later. 750 people were walked out the door the first week of "layoffs" without any prior notice. It happens, i lived it.

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  244. Re: I always quit without notice by Killer+Instinct · · Score: 1

    BTW, a couple of people freaked the f out..screaming and yelling, throwing stuff, etc. A couple of people collapsed and needed medical attention....as you can imagine the work environment was a mess for weeks after. I think around 1600 of the 3500 employees got walked out withing a month. Those who could left on their own within a few months. Hard to focus when the ax is over anybody's/everybodys head...

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  245. Re: I always quit without notice by p0larity · · Score: 2
  246. Re: I always quit without notice by p0larity · · Score: 1

    If you reward your hardest working employees by fucking them over at every turn ("My go-to for weekends and holidays!") then it's little surprise when your best employees leave.

    She wasn't a shitty worker. She was an abused one.

  247. Re: I always quit without notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, frequently at Microsoft.

  248. Re:Freedoms not exercised tend to get lost, I thin by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    It is legal for a company to offer some advantages to giving notice rather than quitting on the spot.

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  249. short answer: yes by superwiz · · Score: 1

    For example, if you explicitly tell your employer that there is a job you don't want to do and at some point they assign you to do that job, you are justified in quitting on the spot.

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  250. Re: I always quit without notice by onepoint · · Score: 1

    And that is why I had the best teams around, I hired people whom I could trust, and when the shit hit the fan, they still could be trusted. I happen to agree with you that what I did might be wrong in the future. But the past has proven right. I'm still friends with all my old employees, even the fired ones ( one whom happens to be my best friend and still calls me boss )

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  251. Re: I always quit without notice by killenheladagen · · Score: 1

    In Sweden, the employer must give you one month notice, and if you quit, you must give the employer one month notice. Refusal to work during this time is breach of contract. When you have been employed for a year or more, this time is extended to 2 or 3 months. Some contracts can even require the employer to give you 6 months notice if you worked for several years, but when you quit, it often doesn't exceed 3 months.

  252. What is the other side like? by overshoot · · Score: 1

    Does the employer pay severance when they terminate an employee? For how long? I've worked for firms that gave a week of severance for every year of seniority -- and the troops returned the favor with a week of notice for each week of severance.

    I've also worked for places where they came up to you at your desk at 14:30 and handed you your final pay calculated to 14:30 of that day. Sometimes people just didn't come back from lunch, and none of us were surprised.

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    1. Re:What is the other side like? by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 1

      I've always given two weeks notice. I've been involved in layoffs a few times. Even when asked to pack up and leave right away, I at least got the traditional two weeks pay as severance (the company was circling the drain at that point, and was out of business a year later). One, I actually got about three months notice that my job was going away, and spent that time transitioning email from the Unix systems over to the Exchange servers that they were moving to. (They already had a full staff of Exchange administrators.) One place, I got like four months severance in exchange for signing the "Promise you won't sue us for laying off a 55+ year old employee" agreement.

      If a company asked me to do something illegal or seriously unethical... yeah, I'd refuse, and walk out the door right then if necessary. Ditto unreasonable hazards to life and limb, like that incredible story in a previous message here, where some psycho was threatening people with a knife and the boss said "just keep your head down and avoid him." I think in that case, I'd probably have gone to HR with a document in writing saying "I am not going back while that psycho is there, and I'm not real keen on that boss, either."

      But in general, being a professional and acting like one has paid off pretty well for 40+ years of working.

  253. nothing else to say but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that is terrific, wonderful, fantastic. Very well done on all counts!

  254. Re:No notice required. PERIOD! by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't two weeks of severance pay be roughly equal to two weeks' notice? The deal here is that I do stuff and they give me money and other bennies for it. I can't do the stuff if I'm not here, but I can get the money and bennies even when I'm not.

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  255. Re: I always quit without notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just a question on the following statement: "Small wonder you can only get shitty jobs. You're a shitty employee." Do you actually know the poster you we're responding to can "only get shitty jobs" or were you just speaking out of your ass?

  256. dang it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now you tell me. Same thing happened to me. long time in the job, always excellent reviews, not more than a week after my last stellar review came . . the phone call. You're out. No longer have a job for you. Sign this if you want you severance. The only thing I can think of is that 1.) I had been out on medical leave for 6 weeks in the past year (the one and ONLY time EVER in my working career) 2.) I had put in a claim for STD to keep getting paid while I was out 3.) I was 53 years old at the time. I wasn't even on their medical insurance, I had my spouse's. Still puzzling over that one after a year an a half.

    I have no qualms about naming the company: ORACLE. Not only sleazy to customers, but horrid to their employees as well (there's a tag line for ya!)

  257. Caring, more or less by IBitOBear · · Score: 1

    I know you are correct, but I have decided to hear it as "I could care less (but that wouldn't be worth the effort)".

    Alternately: "It might surprise you to know, seeing how little I care, that I could care less than I appear to, but it would take quantum observation to discriminate between how much I care and the theoretical zero point."

    So it's wrong but it's not wrong-wrong.

    This is hand-in-hand with "It's not 'apathy' per se, I just don't think I care."

    In english the ironic is normative. 8-)

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  258. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Screw 'em. Your life is more important than their legal entity

  259. A big fan of quitting without notice by flarb936 · · Score: 1

    I've quit without notice twice. In both cases the employers were maliciously incompetent--I was sure I wanted to burn the bridge, sink the boats, and raze the village. The last thing I wanted was a good reference from these people. In both cases, the companies went out of business--shocker.

    In other cases I've given a month+ notice because I worked for great people and cool companies, I just had found a better opportunity.

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  260. Re: I always quit without notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have used this A LOT when hiring someone new... I ask manager references: "how would you feel about employing this person again?".
    Speaks volumes...

  261. Depends by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    I've seen the whole spectrum. One guy gave a years notice. I've seen a guy that relocated himself across the country and told us almost a week later he quit the week before. Yes, thanks for telling us. We all wondered if he was murdered, taken by the Govt or something.

    The whole thing is, do you need that employer for a favorable recommendation? If you already have another job, not so much. However don't be a jackass. Don't leave people that are depending on you holding a bag. Just as you wouldn't want some else to just evaporate and leave you holding the bag. You never know when someone you screwed has a say in your future.

    Just be respectful. Don't screw others.

    I have seen a guy simply walk out due to a big disagreement with management. He was promised stuff and they told him to pound sand. He said - ok... here's my badge, pass, keys, see ya! Just send me my last check.

  262. Simply put... by DirtyAmish · · Score: 1

    ...Yes. Do you get two weeks notice when they fire you? No. Nuff said. All you other guys can say it's not professional, but you have to look out for yourself and your family first.

  263. Good for goose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Companies like to hire contractors so they can let them go without notice. Those companies should expect the same in return.

  264. two minutes' notice by mrjacques · · Score: 1

    Some employers want you out as soon as you indicate you're leaving, so you might think you're leaving in two weeks, but you're actually leaving right now, as soon as they take your badge and escort you out.

  265. Re: I always quit without notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have seen it a number of times when they are going to a competitor, but with 2 weeks pay plus accrued vacation of course.

  266. Re: I always quit without notice by bdenton42 · · Score: 1

    In most cases you probably got 2 weeks pay in lieu of notice, perhaps even 60 days if the WARN Act was triggered.

  267. Re: I always quit without notice by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    I wasn't aware the WARN act covered non-union salaried employees. Only twice have I ever got severance pay at all, and in one of those cases, it was the one where I had a full month's warning.

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