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  1. Re:It's like a big zit! on Yellowstone Supervolcano Even Bigger Than We Realized · · Score: 1

    All this talk about the super-volcano that doesn't have an obvious peak reminds me of a zit I had on my back once... it was SO BIG--the sloped edges were almost flat that you couldn't tell that it was a zit. But when it finally burst, it was like a half cup of puss and mucous.

    I bet that felt awesome!

  2. Re:20% discount on your insurance on Swallowing Your Password · · Score: 1

    by just swallowing this free, little pill.

    As my Canadian acquaintance Stu once said..."Fuck off, please."

  3. Re:Video Game Music on Musician Releases Album of Music To Code By · · Score: 1

    When I have a design decided, and I just need to develop = Megaman youtube playlist.
    Master Blaster is good too, except for level 7--that is just too much.

  4. Re:Oh great ... on Google Now Automatically Converts Flash Ads To HTML5 · · Score: 2

    or the customized penis ensmallment ads I get.

  5. Re: Marketing? on Anonymous Claims They Will Release "The Interview" Themselves · · Score: 1

    "Keep a tight perimeter"--Ron Bergundy

  6. Re:Why does this need a sequel? on Blade Runner 2 Script Done, Harrison Ford Says "the Best Ever" · · Score: 1

    Why do you say he's a replicant to your friends in real life, but say that he's not on the internet?

  7. Sense of Humor lacking on Sony Reportedly Is Using Cyber-Attacks To Keep Leaked Files From Spreading · · Score: 1

    I don't like the idea of DDOS being legitimized in any way, so I'm not going to address that aspect.

    But...
    Why piss in the figurative lemonade by using an empty file for the mislabeled torrent?

    Remember me during the old Limewire/Napster days, anyone?
    File Titled: Something new and legit like "Track 01 Elton John --Rocketman-- 2014 Digitally Remastered Release.mp3".
    Actual file: William Shatner spoken word version

  8. Re:These are the men we want to memorialize? on Julian Assange Trying To Raise Nearly $200k For a Statue of Himself · · Score: 2

    It's like what Jeffrey Dahmer said to Chelsea Manning...

    "Well, you gonna eat that?"

  9. Maybe they thought they could get the patch completed before the release date.

  10. Re:Sweet!! on Internet Archive Launches Arcade of Classic Games In the Browser · · Score: 1

    I think I broke my keyboard playing Track and Field.

  11. Carbon restoration on UN Climate Change Panel: It's Happening, and It's Almost Entirely Man's Fault · · Score: 1

    What we're doing is taking carbon that was once living matter that was folded into the earth and restoring it to its rightful place in the above ground environment.
    It's not man's fault. It's to man's credit that we are doing this.
    We are restoring Carbon to its rightful place. It is our duty to continue doing so and adapt to the changes that happen afterwards.

    No more Mr. Nice Gaius.

  12. Re:People are desperate for culture on Rhode Island Comic Con Oversold, Overcrowded · · Score: 1

    Too mainstream. Everyone's got a blue sock.

  13. Re:Get the Best of Both Worlds on Virginia Court: LEOs Can Force You To Provide Fingerprint To Unlock Your Phone · · Score: 1

    Plus, free chili.

  14. Re:Big fucking deal. on Soda Pop Damages Your Cells' Telomeres · · Score: 1

    or even sooner if you're the Teen Wolf high school principal.

  15. Re:Correlation does not imply causation on Soda Pop Damages Your Cells' Telomeres · · Score: 1

    You drink pop. Then you die.

    No judgments.

  16. Re:Same here on Breakthrough In LED Construction Increases Efficiency By 57 Percent · · Score: 1

    Good job.

  17. Re:FREEDOM? on Scotland Votes No To Independence · · Score: 1

    The trouble with Scotland is...it's full of Scots.

  18. Re:Grandparents... on Two Explorers Descend Into An Active Volcano, and Live to Tell About It · · Score: 1

    Good thing they didn't forget the burn cream.

  19. Re:It's not that much on Big Bang Actors To Earn $1M Per Episode · · Score: 1

    Once a series is in syndication, its value has been substantially increased.

  20. Re:They are the rich on Big Bang Actors To Earn $1M Per Episode · · Score: 2

    Santa isn't real, but I still like to open presents.

  21. Re:Too long on Microsoft's Missed Opportunities: Memo From 1997 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft ought to have presented screens showing a "house", with "rooms" that the user could go to containing familiar objects corresponding to computer applications – for instance, a desk with pen and paper, a checkbook, and other items. Clicking on the pen and paper would open the word processor, and so forth.

  22. Re:Funny on 30% of Americans Aren't Ready For the Next Generation of Technology · · Score: 3, Funny

    You must be new here.

  23. Easy solution on Emails Show Feds Asking Florida Cops To Deceive Judges About Surveillance Tech · · Score: 3, Funny

    Have the manufacturer of the "so-called Stingray", whatever that means, change the branding or release a version called "confidential source".
    After all, one of those "so-called Stingrays" killed Steve Irwin.

  24. Re:Grub rescue console on Mt. Gox CEO Returns To Twitter, Enrages Burned Investors · · Score: 1

    I think you're right. Chewie, turn the ship around!

  25. Re:What if I get hungry? on Cable Boxes Are the 2nd Biggest Energy Users In Many Homes · · Score: 1

    nuke-ya-ler