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  1. Pergatory? Um, yeah on Get Out of Voice Menu Pergatory · · Score: 4, Funny

    Get out of spelling pergatory... Get an automated spell checker already! =)

  2. Re:Deus Ex anyone? on UK to lnstall Wireless Mics on London Streets · · Score: 1

    Tell that to these people:

    "During the 2-day period, 43 persons were injured by gunfire. Of these injuries, 28 (65%) were identified as unintentional; 19 (68%) of those met the case definition for probable celebratory gunfire injuries. Median age of the 19 persons injured from celebratory gunfire was 24 years (range: 4 months--82 years); 12 (63%) were male. Four (21%) persons were hospitalized, including one who died from a head injury. The most common body location for injury from celebratory gunfire was the head (36%), followed by foot (26%) and shoulder (16%)"

    http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/mm5350a2. htm

  3. Let's do it the other way around... on Utah Considers Forcing ISPs to Filter Content · · Score: 5, Funny

    If Utah was taken off the Internet, would it make a sound?

  4. Re:Polly Want A Cookie on Live Chat Salespeople On Web Sites · · Score: 2, Informative

    You may want to try the IE View extension. It would save you several clicks (cutting and pasting the URL and also opening IE)

  5. Re:I can only hope that on The Simpsons Movie · · Score: 1

    And let's not forget Governor of Californya too. What a guy, indeed.

  6. Re:USB toothbrush on USB Menorah · · Score: 3, Funny

    You mean like this one? (link NSFW)

  7. Re:Good news for Linux on New AIBO - Meet the ERS-7 · · Score: 1

    No problem. Then you just need to mount them on a Segway. Problem solved.

  8. What do you do after work? on Meet the DoJ's 'Anti-Piracy' Lawyers · · Score: 1

    After a long day of chasing those evil, evil software pirates, what do you guys do for fun? Sports, movies, videogames, Hunting for Bambi?

  9. The ideal money-making scheme for the RIAA on Students Get iPods as Study Aids · · Score: 4, Funny

    1 - Give free iPods to college students.
    2 - Wait a few months and sue them for all the "illegal" music they have stored there.
    3 - Profit! (receive tens of thousands of dollars in settlements)

  10. Re: Imagine That on Music Biz Predicts 6% Decline in '03 · · Score: 1

    Actually, CD rot actually exists, or it did exist at some point. I'm the unfortunate owner of several of such discs (remove the space after the final "b":

    http://personal.riverusers.com/~manderso/uhjdisc /b ronzing.htm

  11. Re:Yeah on IFPI Employee Describes P2P Sabotage Activities · · Score: 1

    The thing is, when looking for the movie XXX, you're going to find all sorts of pr0n and not what you're looking for. Great move by the MPAA. The same happened with the movie "O". Expect future movies to have one letter names, and then to use letter pairs.

  12. Re:Oh, please... No! on Spielberg to Produce Live-Action Tintin Movie(s) · · Score: 2

    Mmmyep. 'fraid so.

  13. Re:I knew it all along... on Ants Invade iBook · · Score: 2

    Does the name Jiminy Cricket ring any bells?

  14. One meeeelion dollars! on Laser Shoots Down Artillery Shell In Flight · · Score: 4, Funny



    Who? Who is predictable?

  15. Article Highlights on Uncap Your Modem, Get Visit From the FBI · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Mr. Runner, 55, of 4561 Westbourne Ct., Sylvania, resigned as Waterville solicitor in March, 2001, after a covert police surveillance operation videotaped him stealing coffee, creamer, and paper from village supplies."

    From stealing coffee and creamer to stealing bandwidth. This is the downward spiral into crime that the RIAA has been warning us about :)

    Also, from the department of Redundancy dept.:

    " "There have been no indications that other high-speed Internet providers have taken such firm steps to prosecute for the theft of broadband theft," Mr. Shryock said. "

  16. Re:Release Date on Blizzard Announces New Starcraft Game · · Score: 1

    Of course. It's supposed to come out for the PlayStation 3, YBox and GamePenta.

  17. Easy solution on Houston, We Have a Software Problem · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hire John Carmack to do the job. He's into rocketry so he gets to learn more about the whole thing, you get a kickass system, and he may even do it for free.

    The guy's so good he may do a better job than a bloated team of 400 contractors.

  18. Told ya... on Cassini Probe Has Camera Problems · · Score: 1

    I told ya we shouldn't have let that guy with the squeegee wash the lens on the way to Saturn!

  19. Just wondering... on Erector Set Turns 100 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Erector + Viagra = Metal Gear Solid?

  20. Re:How hard is is to note the headline has changed on SlashNET Forum With Jamie Zawinski · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure if anybody else noticed this, but if you happened to visit payments.networksolutions.com during the downtime and entered slashdot.org's status, it said $70 was due. I should have taken a screenshot while I could...

    I thought they would make a story out of this?
    "Slashdot forgets to pay its domain name bill. Bill Gates pays for it" :)

  21. Somebody had to say it on Uri Geller sues Nintendo's Pokemon · · Score: 1

    Geller geller? Geller geller geller!

  22. Re:Sort of almost good... on Unreal Tournament Linux Client · · Score: 1

    That's Unreal Tournament, not just Unreal. Unreal Tournament is a multiplayer-only sequel to Unreal and it is not out yet for any platform. It also has some kind of bot deathmatch for one player gaming, but it will be mainly focused for multiplayer, like Quake 3:Arena.

  23. A new way to rob people on Beaming Money · · Score: 3

    "(...)And from that point on, robbers had Palm Pilots in their equipment, along with switchblades and guns. When they robbed somebody, their usual words were: "point your Pilot to mine and beam all your money and nobody gets hurt"."

    Extract From Galactic Encyclopedia, May 2010.

  24. Re:Hacker's Diet on Hacker's Diet · · Score: 1

    Internet Underground was bought out by Ziff-Davis and killed shortly afterwards.

    It's a darn shame, since it was one of the most interesting Internet magazines around. I was thinking about subscribing to it, since getting it around here was rather hard, and then boom, it was gone :(

    If anybody can suggest any magazines like it I would really appreciate it. Shift seems to be the closest thing to it (kinda).

  25. Alternatives on Unplugged: The End Of Wiredness · · Score: 1

    One thing that John Katz didn't mention in his article was Threads, a discussion board inside HotWired. A whole subculture grew there, making comments about what was discussed on the site, and much more. That was the first message board that caught my eye (before Slashdot), and both the topics and the board itself were before its time.

    That didn't survive, either, but they have a site at www.newstrolls.com. John even used to write articles for them sometimes.