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New AIBO - Meet the ERS-7

ejtttje writes "Sony announced today (also here) the ERS-7, the third generation of the AIBO. New specifications include more computational power, improved sensors, and, last but not least, built-in 802.11b WiFi standard! Additional information from the Japanese Flash promo includes this flash video. (8MB, mirror - sorry, no mpg). Sony will also be releasing a new version of the OPEN-R SDK to continue support of third party AIBO developers. (self plug ;) Pre-orders start October 10, and ship early November, for $1599 (in the US)."

186 comments

  1. imagine beowulf of those! by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 2, Funny

    or may be we should call it beodog ?

    1. Re:imagine beowulf of those! by leerpm · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, the technical term is BeoWOLF cluster.

      *ba-dum-ching!*

    2. Re:imagine beowulf of those! by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      No, that's stupid. Wulf means wolf. Beowulf means bee-wolf, or bear.

      --
      "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." -- Hanlon's Razor
    3. Re:imagine beowulf of those! by John+Zebedee · · Score: 4, Funny

      Surely it would be a beowoof cluster?

      --
      The future is here. It's just not evenly distributed yet. -- William Gibson
    4. Re:imagine beowulf of those! by Zenjive · · Score: 1

      wouldn't that be like a borg hive? ...Aiborgs!

      --


      A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with. - Tennessee Williams
    5. Re:imagine beowulf of those! by aszaidi · · Score: 1

      It still isn't as good as my "BeoWoof" cluster.

  2. Good news for Linux by Seth+Finklestein · · Score: 1, Funny

    This new ERS-7 will usher in a new era of robotics wonders. Why, it seems like just yesterday that I got my very first AIBO. It wasn't cheap, either -- it cost over $2,600!

    The addition of Wireless Fidelity (or "Wi-Fi") will only improve robot dog technology. I look forward to the day that these robots run Linux.

    --
    I'm not Seth Finkelstein. I still speak the truth.
    1. Re:Good news for Linux by Oryx3 · · Score: 0

      "robot dog technology" ????
      "Good news for Linux" ????

      Am I the only one that doesn't get this?

    2. Re:Good news for Linux by Alien+Being · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Wireless Fidelity"

      Remember Victor record label with the dog staring into the horn of a victrola? This one should be staring into a pringles can.

    3. Re:Good news for Linux by compass46 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Has anyone seriously thought about using AIBOs to detect wireless access points? Why not let them roam freely around a building looking for insecure or unauthorized access points? You could use the camera on the AIBO to take a picture of the location so that a human can investigate the situation later. Heck, could you unleash a pack of them and attempt to triangulate the source of a signal?

    4. Re:Good news for Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's a famous troll. Move along.

    5. Re:Good news for Linux by borgboy · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of this nice little gem by Thomas Saur.

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      meh.
    6. Re:Good news for Linux by compass46 · · Score: 1

      Score:2, Funny

      Ummmm... Is it a bad sign when a serious idea of mine is modded up as funny? :-/

    7. Re:Good news for Linux by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      Why not let them roam freely around a building looking for insecure or unauthorized access points?

      Cause they are worth more than a grand and you probably don't wan't them getting damaged or stolen.

    8. Re:Good news for Linux by broken · · Score: 1

      No problem. Then you just need to mount them on a Segway. Problem solved.

    9. Re:Good news for Linux by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I bet those $1600 robot dogs will be ready to defend themselves when some 13 year old kid comes along to stuff them in his backpack in order to sell them on eBay ... NOT!

      --
      Did you know you can fertilize your lawn with used motor oil?
    10. Re:Good news for Linux by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      That is a gem!

    11. Re:Good news for Linux by Seth+Finklestein · · Score: 1

      I am not "famous."

      --
      I'm not Seth Finkelstein. I still speak the truth.
  3. Wifi...this could be fun by Gibble · · Score: 4, Funny

    The next reality show...
    "Hack the neighbors AIBO"

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    Gibble: Descriptive of an emotional state in which one's mind is scrabbling for some purchase on reality
    1. Re:Wifi...this could be fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldn't this be called WiFiDo?

    2. Re:Wifi...this could be fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make it have a sudden interest in sniffing people's crotches. ;P

    3. Re:Wifi...this could be fun by altek · · Score: 2, Funny

      Honey, why does the robot dog keep humping my leg lately???

      --
      THE MAGIC WORDS ARE SQUEAMISH OSSIFRAGE
  4. ESR-7 by Gzip+Christ · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought for a second that the headline said that the ESR is the new Aibo. Then came the dreams of a massive, self-replicating army of robotic ESRs descending on a certain company in Utah. Then I realized that I am dyslexic. Oh well.

  5. Obvious Consequence by tunabomber · · Score: 4, Funny

    Enter the new hacker sport of WarRoboDogWalking.

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    pi = 3.141592653589793helpimtrappedinauniversefactory71 ...
    1. Re:Obvious Consequence by guru_Stew · · Score: 1

      I've recently been working on a research project for Visual Impaired Persons which uses the Aibo as a mail and web player and mp3 etc. Those c++ gurus might be interested in a slow bulky and cutdown version of thier fav language but I've found openR the worst and least supported language out there. Go the sony software department! Any one that chooses to use open R would only do so for hacking purposes

  6. Think of the possibilities! by Prince_Ali · · Score: 5, Funny
    New specifications include more computational power, improved sensors, and, last but not least, built-in 802.11b WiFi standard!

    Finally an intelligent wireless access point that can move itself around the house!

    1. Re:Think of the possibilities! by mahdi13 · · Score: 1

      That's a great idea!

      But at $1,500 I think a couple Linksys WAPs bridging each other is a much more cost effective (yet not as fun) method of full wireless coverage

      --
      "Some things have to be believed to be seen." - Ralph Hodgson
  7. Add robot kids by danormsby · · Score: 4, Funny

    One of these, some robots kids and my family is complete.

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    Omnis amans amens
    1. Re:Add robot kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, because science hasn't yet figured out how you can reproduce by wacking off to porn in your parent's basement.

    2. Re:Add robot kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of these, some robots kids and my family is complete.
      Do you already have a robot wife?

    3. Re:Add robot kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and a robot wife! (not untill they become cheap and effecient) (bad simpsons referance)

    4. Re:Add robot kids by Amomynos+Coward · · Score: 1

      Somehow I'm not very excited about the idea of a metallic vagina.

    5. Re:Add robot kids by mt2mb4me · · Score: 1

      it may not be too far off with honda's ASIMO [world.honda.com] and you would be set

    6. Re:Add robot kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Robot kids you say? Kinda of like this?

      http://www.sony-asia.com/corporate/news/nov00cne ws 4.html

      http://students.bath.ac.uk/en1ii/The%20Sony%20Ro bo t.htm

    7. Re:Add robot kids by mt2mb4me · · Score: 1

      Crap, i forgot http:// link in, it is

    8. Re:Add robot kids by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I take it then that you already have a robotic piece of ass? Please post a link to the site from which you purchased it, so you can help the teeming masses (IE, the rest of the slashdot readership.)

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  8. The coolest peripheral... by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 5, Informative
    The coolest peripheral is one that I'm not sure they'll be showing. They were demonstrating the new Aibo at a small Sony developer gathering the month before last. The gentleman who was doing the demonstration had a tiny remote control with two joysticks and an array of buttons.

    If you're like me, you've got an Aibo who does all kinds of cool shit, but only when nobody else is around. When ten people are circling the Aibo and cooing and ahing, the sensors get all confused and he just sits and yaps like he thinks he's blocked. With the remote, he was able to turn off the eyes momentarily, as well as putting the thing in a no-reaction mode where he could just reposition the thing and restart whichever react mode it was in.

    If I could get my hands on one of these, I could impress friends more easily, and they'd probably sell a dozen times as many!

    1. Re:The coolest peripheral... by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 2, Informative
      I'm a mormon again. I can't type this morning.

      s/not sure they'll be showing/not sure they'll be selling/

      Regardless, it was a great little controller. From what I could tell, one of the joysticks was dedicated to moving the Aibo, and several of the buttons had fixed functions (labels built on, but in Japanese so I couldn't read them). The other joystick and buttons all had generic number and letter labels, which leads me to think that you could use them with your own Aibo apps, if you picked up the programmer toolkit (if you're on Slash and you picked up an Aibo, you had to have gotten the toolkit too, right?). I think it'd be pretty cool to make the second just adjust where he's "looking." If you hid that thing in your pocket, you could make him seem to follow someone's movements about the room and freak them out more than a little.

      Then again, I'd also add a flatulence button. But anyone who's read the press recently already knows I'm not a good person.

    2. Re:The coolest peripheral... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you're like me, you've got an Aibo who does all kinds of cool shit...

      You mean, "If you're like me, you've got money coming out of the ass"

    3. Re:The coolest peripheral... by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 3, Informative
      I got mine on ebay for less than 1/6th of the new price.

      Every time the new models are released, you find a ton of people selling their old ones. Watch for it -- so many hit at the same time, that they go for peanuts.

      Good luck, kind sir.

    4. Re:The coolest peripheral... by thung226 · · Score: 0

      The only way to sell these things is to have Julia Roberts walk one down Spring St. in the West Village.

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      -n-
    5. Re:The coolest peripheral... by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry. We could only afford Julia Childs and her nine fingers. :(

    6. Re:The coolest peripheral... by ryanvm · · Score: 1

      If you're like me, you've got an Aibo who does all kinds of cool shit, but only when nobody else is around.

      If you've got an Aibo, I doubt anybody's ever around.

    7. Re:The coolest peripheral... by ejtttje · · Score: 1

      Well, with a laptop you can get kind of close... http://www.tekkotsu.com/TekkotsuMon.html#WalkGUI But not quite as slick as a hand held remote control...

    8. Re:The coolest peripheral... by drgnvale · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Well, with a laptop you can get kind of close... http://www.tekkotsu.org/TekkotsuMon.html#WalkGUI But not quite as slick as a hand held remote control...

      And if you really really want a joystick, our robotics team hacked joystick support into tekkotsu mon in about 30 min. It turns out that joystick gets annoying when you need the dog to clear a long hallway, and the mouse really is a better input device, but its still an easy modification.

  9. pink bone ? by maharg · · Score: 5, Funny

    AIBO's clever new behaviour has been rewarded with a new toy, the 'AIBONE'. In the form of a pink bone, AIBO can, for the first time ever, pick it up in it's mouth.

    I suppose it can lick it's balls too, just like the real thing !

    --

    $ strings FTP.EXE | grep Copyright
    @(#) Copyright (c) 1983 The Regents of the University of California.
    1. Re:pink bone ? by sxltrex · · Score: 0, Funny

      Two guys are walking in the park when they see a dog vigorously licking its balls. "I wish I could do that," one of the guys says. The other guys replies "Don't you think you ought to pet him first?"

      Badum-ching! :-)

    2. Re:pink bone ? by peterpi · · Score: 1

      Lol, pity about the Offtopic!

    3. Re:pink bone ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (from the Q/A section)

      Q: Will it crash the OS if you yell
      "Sit Boy!"
      ?

      A: Only if you are the reincarnation of feudal-era Priestess, Kikiyo.

  10. WiFi by OppressiveGiant · · Score: 2, Interesting

    WiFi on the Aibos is nothing new.
    We have a few "older" Aibos. They all of pcmcia wireless cards. They don't support wep, but I'm not too worried about somebody sniffing packets while the dogs talk to each other. The funny part is that the pcmcia slot is in the rear of the dogs between the legs. You gotta stick card in the dog's ass. I guess if the wifi is built in, its more humain than the sepository form.

    --
    i could not think of anything clever.
  11. Be sure to change those WEP keys.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Be sure to change your WEP keys regularly (You are running at least 128-bit WEP, changing it weekly, right?).. You wouldn't want someone spying on you with that built-in camera..

    1. Re:Be sure to change those WEP keys.. by Trigun · · Score: 1

      Sure I would! My neigbours used to stare through my windows all the time. Rather than being forever closing the blinds, I just vacuumed the living room wearing nothing but a well placed sock and rubber soled shoes (Safety first!). After having to bend over to move the ottoman one time too many, the problem mystically solved itself.

    2. Re:Be sure to change those WEP keys.. by nullgel · · Score: 1

      That's my plan.

  12. I can see it now by orpheus2000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Someone hacked my dog from the internet and made it piss all over the bed"

    Mmmm, wardriving just got more interesting.

    1. Re:I can see it now by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      And the only fluid in an AIBO is battery acid... what a mess!

      --


      I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
    2. Re:I can see it now by wildsurf · · Score: 1
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      Weeks of coding saves hours of planning.
  13. Why I wont buy AIBO. by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sony is behind it! Sony is bad like MSFT! I hate them.

    When Steve Jobs announces half the product for twice the cost, then I'll be interested!

    I cant wait for my iWiFAIBO G5!

    --
    I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
    1. Re:Why I wont buy AIBO. by SpamJunkie · · Score: 1

      It'll be called the iBo. It won't be a dog, or a cat either, but an iguana. Or a bird. Probably be the first robotic pet that can fly, which is really impressive since it's made out of space grade aluminium.

      Another thing to consider is that you're just a troll, stratjakt. Anything you say should be divided by a factor of idiocy and ignored.

    2. Re:Why I wont buy AIBO. by tunabomber · · Score: 1

      I cant wait for my iWiFAIBO G5!

      I was going to guess that it'd e called the AIBOrt Hub.

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  14. What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by Wonderkid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It doesn't do anything at all useful. If people want a pet, far better to own a real animal that will teach the owner about responsibility and patience - after all, you cannot turn a puppy off. The type of robot that IS useful is the Roomba (spelling?) that vacuums the floor and from reviews, appears to do a good job too. Anyway, I'm a pussy man.

    --

    O'WONDERWe're working on it.

    1. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      It doesn't do anything at all useful.

      Of course it does. It teaches you the responsible spending of money. For example, if you picked up a puppy from the APL, that is called responsible spending. If you bought an AIBO you are a fucking moron and should have your credit card cut up because you obviously have too much money or too much credit (or both) for your own good.

    2. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If people want a pet, far better to own a real animal that will teach the owner about responsibility and patience

      And give asthmatics like me a fucking anaphylactic shock just being near one. Today I almost punched a dog owner in the face for bringing her killer-on-four-feet on a bus. It's a goddamn public transportation and these people are well aware that the crap their precious pet spreads around may very well kill someone on the spot.

    3. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by pubjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What exactly is the point of an Aibo?

      Well, at the moment, there isn't much point, other than entertainment.

      But I think it represents increadible long term thinking on the part of Sony. They are getting experience in developing and marketing domestic robots. There must be $$$ of R&D going into this, and I expect that Sony isn't making a profit on it. But all the functionality that's going into Aibo - I bet within ten years Sony will be able to create a human size human robot that can perform simple actions from voice commands - i.e. "pick that newspaper up off the coffee table and bring it to me". There might not be much of a market for Aibo at the moment, but imagine the market for a robot that can do that -- great for older people and the handicapped, as well of a million other uses we'll probably only think of once domestic robots are commonplace.

      When this type of domestic robot is possible, Sony is going to be years ahead of any other company in the technical development, manufacture and marketing of them. Respect to Sony.

    4. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by pdc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      On the other hand, how much does it cost to keep a live dog? If it costs $1 a day to feed it, then your AIBO would be cheaper after four years or so. That's not counting pet bills, increased cleaning bills, and replacing chewed valuables...

      Not to mention, keeping a flesh-and-blood dog in a city is not very nice for the dog, especially if it is in some tiny house where it cannot be walked every day because everyone's out walking, or because its owner is old and can't get out much or whatever.

    5. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by Wonderkid · · Score: 1
      Such a world will be horrible. We already have humanoid robots, they are called 'family'. See the movie 'AI'.

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      O'WONDERWe're working on it.

    6. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by Glen+Ponda · · Score: 1

      these people are well aware that the crap their precious pet spreads around may very well kill someone on the spot.

      Whereas your stupid invective will just piss them off on the spot.

    7. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by GTRacer · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...after all, you cannot turn a puppy off.

      Sure you can! You just won't be able to turn him back on again!

      GTRacer
      - More of a cat person

      --
      Defending IP by destroying access to it? That makes sense, RIAA/MPAA. Go to the corner until you can play nice!
    8. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by Wonderkid · · Score: 1
      The reason you are asmatic is, like most of the western world, because through no fault of your own you were bought up in a home where the windows were closed most of the time so your body was unable (as it is supposed to do) to adapt to the environment. This has been proven in counteless surveys world-wide. No offence intended, but the PCBs used in the manufacturer of Aibo (and most other plastic items) may render you or your offspring sterile or gay.

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      O'WONDERWe're working on it.

    9. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by EddWo · · Score: 1

      If everyone is out walking, why don't they take their dog with them?

      --
      "Taligent is still pure vapor. Maybe they'll be the last who jumps up on Openstep... "
    10. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by Suidae · · Score: 2, Funny

      Turning on your dog is illegal in most areas of the US, regardless of what all those videos on the 'net show.

    11. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by cnelzie · · Score: 1

      Such a world would be wonderful to live in... We could benefit from Robotic Assistants and companions... See the movie 'Bicentenial Man'.

      --
      If you ignore the other uses of a tool, does that make the tool less useful, or you less useful?
    12. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Today I almost punched a dog owner in the face for bringing her killer-on-four-feet on a bus. It's a goddamn public transportation and these people are well aware that the crap their precious pet spreads around may very well kill someone on the spot.

      I'm terribly sorry that you wound up with an ineffective immune system, but you must realize that dogs have been part of human society for about a hundred thousand years. Just because it's inconvienient for you to get a car or walk doesn't mean society will bend to accomodate you. You have a handicap and must take certain precautions to protect your well-being. That 'killer-on-four-feet' might just be what keeps the blind old lady from being roadkill at the next intersection, so he's welcome on the public bus.

      You'd think fellow disabled folk would be more understanding of each other.

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      My God, it's Full of Source!
      OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
    13. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by timeOday · · Score: 1
      They're neat little robots. The RoboCup robotic soccer championships have a leage for Aibos (I think it's officially dubbed the "4-legged" league but the current rules mandate aibos).

      You can imagine how hard it is to make a team of aibos play soccer autonomously!

    14. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Maybe with a good battery Aibos would be useful in security applications - they have eyes and 802.11 now - they can be security cameras wherever you need them to go. Do they have an port to wire in a GPS?

      --
      My God, it's Full of Source!
      OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
    15. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by FleaPlus · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can't write code to run on a real dog.

    16. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ineffective immune system

      Actually, it's an over-active immune system.

      She was not blind, either.

    17. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by Jhan · · Score: 1

      They play football (soccer). Maybe that doesn't fit your definition of "usefull" but then human beings like David Beckham would also have to be considered useless. Oh, wait, he is. Scratch that thought.

      When RoboCup was held in Stockholm me and the mates went down and checked it out. The Aibo's were hilarious!

      Two teams were especially good.

      • The Tokyo team. They had programmed their bots to do Favorite-Martial-Arts-Coin-Op-Game-esque moves. For side shots, the Aibo tilts it snout way up, poses for a second, then hits the ball the other way with the snout.

        For forward shots, the Aibo goes rigid, looks as if it is shouting "ho-ar-yu-ken!!!", then jumps (badly) into the air while splaying it's legs. It falls splat! on it's tummy, squirting the ball forward.

        Not exactly effective, but cute as hell, and very Japanese.

      • The New South Wales team were... Unorthodox. And really good programmers. Most other teams clearly had problems with the Aibo's eyesight. UNSW had kick-ass eyesight. Every now and then their 'bots would pause for just half a second, very rapidly throw the head left-right (checking out the differently coloured corner sticks and locking exactly onto them, and thus placing itself) then charge forward.

        The charging bit was the other fun part of the Australian effort. All other teams had a very conservative, stable, shuffling gait. Apparently the down-unders thought "Fuck that! Make'm run!". Their Aibo's were twice as fast as the competition... but frequently fell on their asses, then executed the cute Sony get-on-your-feet manouver.

      • The saddest bit in this tournament was the swedish (mine by nationality) team. Their bots started the game by verrrrrry sloooowwwly rotating 360 degrees (while the competitors were scoring goals). Then they broke down.

      --

      I choose to remain celibate, like my father and his father before him.

    18. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah, I fully agree with you on what's the cause of asthma. It's the goddamn overactive immune system probably irritated by too clean an environment in the childhood. That said, what am I to do about that?

      Unless you're blind - and even then it's questionable - you don't have to bring your dog/cat/gerbil on a bus where it's likely that you'll antagonize someone. Either an asthmatic, allergic or just someone who morbidly fears dogs/cats/gerbils.

      So, keep your filthy, smelly animals at home and, when they need exercise, walk them in fresh air.

    19. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's an over-active immune system.

      I didn't say it wasn't working, I said it wasn't effective, as in it doesn't work the way it's supposed to.

      She was not blind, either.

      But if she was that would not have abated your asthma and you would have had to punch out the old blind lady.

      --
      My God, it's Full of Source!
      OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
    20. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But if she was that would not have abated your asthma and you would have had to punch out the old blind lady.

      Well, at least my frontal lobes work: I did not punch her.

      I also managed to scramble out of the bus in time to save my life.

    21. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given that the end goal of humanity seems to be to find a way to lazy about all day long, you can hardly fault sony for thinking that inventing robots that do all the annoying stuff for us would be profitable.

    22. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by mcbunny29 · · Score: 1



      You're absolutely right: Sony is in it for the longterm.

      This is exactly what Masahiro Fujita (Sony Digital Creatures Lab) confirmed at the Siggraph 2003 - Robotics: The Android Dreams Special Session. They want to get a feel for the industry first by making entertainement robots. This is a safe learning ground as these robots are not safety critical so there is room for error/approximations. If AIBO doesn't understand your voice command or bumps into a wall, it's no big deal. When these robots become reliable and more intelligent, Sony plans to move into more safety critical and potentially huge markets: replacing labor-intensive jobs, helping handicaps etc...

      The Japanese goverment just awarded $400M to research in the field of robotics. They already know this is the next big -if not biggest- thing. The US and EU should invest a lot more in robotics.

    23. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by andrewski · · Score: 1

      What about people with allergies to pets, or disabled people who couldn't care for a real animal? You have a very narrow view of the world if you think there isn't a use for such a thing.

      Besides, Aibo is far cheaper than a real dog.

    24. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by drgnvale · · Score: 2, Interesting
      In addition to football, the University of New Orleans used ERS-220's at the International Joint Conferences on Artificial Intelligence (http://ijcai.org) for the RoboCub's Urban Search and Rescue competition. We used four aibos to map disaster areas and locate victims. We used Tekkotsu to control the robots, and Unreal Tournament with Gamebots (http://gamebots.sf.net) to do 3d mapping. Our team has a web page at http://www.cs.uno.edu/~robotics. Anyway, the aibos are being used for real research, and they do serve a non-entertainment purpose. So, while they don't beat a real dog for a pet, they sure as hell beat one for AI research.

      It should be noted that our web page is being updated, and some of the links seem to be going to place holders. Sorry about that.

    25. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Safety regulations. Dogs don't always behave themselves, especially when there are a lot of people about.

    26. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but they tend to bite you if you try to plug anything in back there.

    27. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure you can. It's called training.

    28. Re:What exactly is the point of an Aibo? by dswan69 · · Score: 1

      Get a bloody inhaler and stop whining.

  15. Disappointing video by Lorphos · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was interested in the new Aibo, but the flash-video is a downer. The new Aibo moves very slowly and robo-like.. i was hoping it'd be a lot smoother and faster.
    The SDK looks cool though.

    1. Re:Disappointing video by moojin · · Score: 1

      i was also disappointed. this flash video was the first that i saw an aibo in movement either live or by video. although i knew it wouldn't be anything like the teddy bear on AI, i at least thought it would have more movement that a near blind, 99 year old elderly person using a walker.

      does anybody know or have any videos on how the other japanese robot (the 3ft humanoid) moves?

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    2. Re:Disappointing video by SnowZero · · Score: 1

      Sony's latest humanoid is called the SDR-4X2. There are some good videos from the ROBODEX2003 here. You can see some longer videos (and japanese interviews) here. The longer ones don't show the SDR moving much, but there's some good footage of Honda's (5ft) Asimo.

    3. Re:Disappointing video by ChristopherAltman · · Score: 3, Informative



      ... here are a few high-quality videos from Tokyo RoboDex 2003.

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  16. And I, for one .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... welcome our robotic dog overlords.

    You knew it *had* to be said.

    "Go Daggit!"

    1. Re:And I, for one .... by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1

      But you didn't say it all...here's a template for your next attempt:

      And I, for one, welcome our new subject overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted self description, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground item related to subject caves.

      So...

      And I, for one, welcome our new robotic dog overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted Slashdot poster/robot engineer/person with too much spare cash/etc I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground LED/sensor/memory stick/etc caves.

  17. A penny for... by pjcreath · · Score: 5, Funny

    The ERS-7 can understand nearly 180 voice commands

    Including "give me back my $1599"?

  18. What kind of crummy video is that? by NaveWeiss · · Score: 2, Insightful

    8 megs and it just shows the bot walking and fetching a bone? Come on!!

    It kinda cute how it notices the bone and wags its tail after picking it up, but stil.. for the ultimate experience, you should get a real dog..

    Here's an idea: You can use the bot to train the dog. For example.. guard the sofa so the dog won't sit on it and stuff.

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  19. IMHO by mbrod · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wow 7 completely different acronyms in one story post. Not bad.

  20. Aibo in Space? by DeadVulcan · · Score: 1

    For a moment, I thought that an Aibo was launched into space with some new European earth observation satellite. And I was thinking, what the HELL kind of publicity stunt is THIS???

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  21. Obivous? by kurosawdust · · Score: 4, Funny

    The model with built-in firearms is, of course, the ESR-7...

    1. Re:Obivous? by el_flynn · · Score: 1

      Yes, and he comes pre-programmed to bark, snarf and generally heckle any SCO execs in the general vicinity.

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    2. Re:Obivous? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Uh, no. The model with built-in firearms is the ERS-209.

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  22. I don't like my aibo by peterpi · · Score: 4, Informative
    Hello.

    I have (well, my team at work has...) and aibo ERS-220, and it really is a heap of shit. This is not a troll; I really do have one, and it really is shit.

    We were expecting it to do cool stuff, but it just wonders round the room bumping into stuff. After a while it sits down and plays a little song. After doing this a few times it runs out of battery and dies.

    That's it. Biggest waste of two thousand pounds ever. Now the new one's come out we'll be lucky to get four hundred for it on eBay.

    I'm done now (:

    1. Re:I don't like my aibo by cjustus · · Score: 1

      I watched the video link... Quick question for AIBO owners: Is that the speed that they travel at? Can they run or cover more floor space faster?

    2. Re:I don't like my aibo by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Um, quite. I always got the feeling that the difference between an Aibo and a cheap knock off was this:

      • Aibo knock off: Cheap plastic full of dumb technology.
      • Genuine Aibo: Cheap plastic full of smart technology that they promise will actually do stuff in the N+1 version.
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    3. Re:I don't like my aibo by glassesmonkey · · Score: 1

      What kind of "team" and/or "work" involves buying thousand dollar toys?

      And what exactly "cool stuff" were you all "expecting".

      (Note: this is a lot funny with Austin Power style finger quoting)

    4. Re:I don't like my aibo by peterpi · · Score: 1
      Computer games (check my bio).

      To be honest I don't really know what we were expecting it to do.

    5. Re:I don't like my aibo by peterpi · · Score: 1
      The video shows the aibo performing at its absolute best. That is as fast as it goes.

      Note the shape of the table. From the aibo's point of view, it's staring at a wall. If you have a table with regular legs it won't have a chance.

      Also note how long it takes to pick up the toy (and the surrounding area is completely empty). Cute the first time, I guess.

    6. Re:I don't like my aibo by larryj · · Score: 1

      I have a 210. It sits in a corner of the living room. We never turn it on. But visit the Aibo forums and you'll find people who absolutely *love* their Aibos. Some people really get attached to them.

      I just find the technology limited. I get tired of hearing it whine and cry, so I turn it off. That was a few months ago.

      My 210 developed DHS (droopy head syndrome, affects most 210s but Sony won't admit to it). A guy in the UK fixed it for me. We turned it on for a couple of weeks after that, but got bored again.

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    7. Re:I don't like my aibo by SnowZero · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or you can run our code and make it walk twice as fast. The person here ported it into a smaller test program and has a nice demo. If you can't program, the Aibo is probably not a wise investment. If you can, think of it as a portable computer with a camera and legs... 1500-1600 USD isn't so bad for that.

    8. Re:I don't like my aibo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to have so much money at your disposal that you don't even do basic product research for 2000 pound purchases. If your financial store is that abundant, why don't you donate some to a good cause? Like me.

  23. What if TAERO meets Aquada?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These two companies should hook up.

    http://www.aerospectives.com
    http://news.findla w.com/ap_stories/images/9-3-2003 /lon80609030912.html

  24. Jetsons by metalligoth · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did anyone else feel like they were watching the Jetsons when they saw that flash video? Some of this stuff is so cool, I think for a second, "Nah, that can only happen in the future, like after the year 2001 or something.... Oh."

  25. Even better by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 1

    Hack the teacher's AIBO, have it eat ALL the homework. :-D

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  26. Please, someone, please... by Jedi+Holocron · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hack these with a worm or something so they all wander around exclaiming, "EXTERMINATE!"

  27. new aibo by fussman · · Score: 1

    New aibo w/wifi == free hot spot sniffer.
    Your wireless connection will never be safe!

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    1. Re:new aibo by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's $1600 free!

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  28. AIBO AI Mind by Mentifex · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Aibo Kennel Club has an Aibo AI Mind that needs some re-working and hacking so as to be installed in your pet robot dog -- making it an intelligent companion.

    A Python Software Development (SDK) is available for the Evolution Robotics ER1 Personal Robot -- why not for the Aibo?

    The Python AI Weblog is a start for coding Python AI minds for Aibos and other robots.

    The Visual Basic AI Weblog promotes AI coding not just for Aibo pet dogs but for humanoid robots.

    The Perl AI Weblog is for perl geeks, Aibo owners, and coders of server-side 'Net-roaming AI.

    The Lisp AI Weblog goes beyond Aibo and other toys into the most serious AI theory and practice.

    Please support public-domain open-source artificial intelligence for Aibo and all other robots.

    1. Re:AIBO AI Mind by SnowZero · · Score: 1

      A Python Software Development (SDK) is available for the Evolution Robotics ER1 Personal Robot -- why not for the Aibo?

      Um, becuase you didn't write one? Aibo has a free C++ (same language level as the internals, nothing between you and the metal) SDK called Open-R. There is also much code available from aibohack, the Tokketsu project (You don't have to RTFA, but at least RTFS (where S = Summary)). There is also complete source code from two RoboCup teams, Carnegie Mellon and German team. Google for them.

      P.S. if you overuse the word AI people know you don't know what you're talking about, as in: "Q: What kind of programs do you write? A: I write computer programs!". In other words, its so incredibly general it means nothing to a robotics person. What isn't AI on a robot? Do you mean vision, locomotion, localization, map building, speech recognition, behaviors, or planning?

    2. Re:AIBO AI Mind by dedalus2000 · · Score: 1

      I went to those web sites they seem to make alot of unsuported claims about the nature of the mind. if I've missed somethign feel free to point that out I didn't see any reference to actual research.

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    3. Re:AIBO AI Mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It turns out that Evolution Robotics software is running on this AIBO...

      We developed vision recognition software for Sony ;)

    4. Re:AIBO AI Mind by lune+tns · · Score: 1

      Didn't you mean to say "Please support PDOSAI/GNU for Aibo and all other robots."? I think we need some new acronyms. The old ones are just boring.

  29. Mirror? by MoobY · · Score: 1

    The mirror is slower than the original site, and, why bother? The 8MB isn't worth it at all. You can see an aibo picking up its "aiBONE". *wow*

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  30. K-9 and Company? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope I'm not the only one that has the theme music from the short-lived Doctor Who spinoff "K-9 and Company" stuck in my head.

    K9 Doo dooo deee deee doo doo K9

    It's not often that Doctor Who fans get to see some new technology that their favourite program envisioned. Now if only this came equipped with a laser beam in the snout and a voice synthesiser to reply "yes master" in the appropriate British accent when called.

  31. 802.11b WiFi on an AIBO? by snooo53 · · Score: 1

    Why that gives a whole new meaning to packet sniffing!

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  32. Yes but... by Greyfox · · Score: 1, Funny
    When will they mount a LASER on its FREAKING HEAD?

    There's a little Dr. Evil in all of us...

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  33. Woof...Woof. Hi, I'm Rags. Woof...Woof by petepac · · Score: 0

    Woody Allen should sue for copyright infringement.

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  34. Um by jguevin · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the press release: "For example, the owner can send an email instruction to AIBO asking it to take an unsuspecting picture of the
    owner's children and send it back to the mobile telephone."

    Spy on your children with AIBO! Seriously, that's pretty creepy. But I suppose the first time a kid gets in trouble because AIBO was snooping around, he'll

    1) Stop doing naughty stuff when AIBO is around.
    2) Put a towel over AIBO's head.
    3) Hack AIBO to send dad a picture of the kids sitting around reading books.
    4) Hack AIBO to send a picture of dad in a compromising position to dad's boss.
    5) Have a swarm of BattleBugs attack AIBO.

    1. Re:Um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      6) Profit!

      What do you mean, it's not on-top... DOH!

    2. Re:Um by chrysrobyn · · Score: 2, Interesting
      From the press release: "For example, the owner can send an email instruction to AIBO asking it to take an unsuspecting picture of the owner's children and send it back to the mobile telephone."

      I don't know about you, but when I was growing up, the kids were the ones who set the VCRs and kept the family computers going. None of my friends' familes were more capable -- anything technical was handed to the kids "who have no fear, but never seem to break it".

      So, some suspicous dad is going to be able to get the AIBO to do things to catch the kids doing something? Maybe once-- likely not after that. Most likely, in my opinion, the parent's going to have to ask the kid to show him/her how to do it the first time, then mess up the next several times. That's a warning to the kid to establish countermeasures.

      10-15 years ago, my mother had an alarm system installed, and set an option that would make quiet beeps when a door or window opened. I had a Lego model in my late teens that looked "cute" to my mom, but could be used to bypass the window sensor for their home alarm system. Allowed me to come and go as I pleased.

      Now that my first daughter is on the way, I'm already wondering how much trust can ever be established with offspring. I figure I have a decade before that decision needs to be made in ernest.

    3. Re:Um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Now that my first daughter is on the way, I'm already wondering how much trust can ever be established with offspring. I figure I have a decade before that decision needs to be made in ernest.

      I'd say less. Once they're out of the baby stage, some (not all) kids will lie lie lie till the sun goes down. I knew I lied all the time when I was a kid. Maybe that's why I developed compulsive truth speaking later.
  35. Poor Man's AIBO by WC+as+Kato · · Score: 1

    If you want a cheaper, less intelligent but still cool robot dog, get an I-Cybie. I don't believe it is being manufactured any more but there are still accessories available for it. It's a babe magnet for the poor geek.

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  36. Power Source by jcdick1 · · Score: 1

    Remembering this, perhaps the 4th generation Aibo could use similar technology. And with the AIBOne bone thing in this unit, its a step toward having it feed itself.

    Drop a couple little hydrogen capsule "treats" in a bowl, and then go around picking up empty ones from behind the couch.

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  37. Nice doggie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A flamethrower and/or a chainsaw on Aibo, and he's all set for Robot Wars!

  38. I don't know.... by greymond · · Score: 1

    I think these are really cool, but from playing with my cat, all I really want is a pet that can talk and do things for me. I swear if my cat coul get me a beer from the fridge by just me telling him, i'd be willing to pay a few grand for that.

    On another note this whole camera in the AIBO that you can watch - does anyone else think of "Familiars"

    1. Re:I don't know.... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      Uh, you missed the point of cats completely didn't you? A cat isn't supposed to fetch you beers, their purpose is to scratch your furniture, break anything expensive they can get their paws on, chew through speaker cables and mouse cords, and generally do whatever the hell they want.

      That's why I got two of the little monsters.

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    2. Re:I don't know.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you forgot their best attribute...

      make your house smell like a public lavvy in a sulfur mine.

      thats my favorite part

    3. Re:I don't know.... by Lemmeoutada+Collecti · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the other notable functions:

      CATs (Completely Autonomous Terrorists) are nature's organics only vacuum cleamers. Much more efficient than a Roomba, and much much faster than an Aibo, they have the superior ability to detect food and catch it before it even hits the floor. The more efficient models can even catch it before it leaves your hand!

      Need some kid safe way to drive pests from your home? Get yourself a CAT and spend hours of fun watching it munch mice, assail ants, and eradicate roaches. It will even bring the still wriggling snacks to share with you, its less skilled hunting partner human!

      And all CATs come with one must have feature! PURR - The Pleasant Undulating Rotary Rumble feature! This soothing sound and vibration can be used to aid in relaxation, help children sleep, and the CAT will even use this feature on its own to indicate pleasure!

      So run out today and get your very own CAT! Don't wiat, supplies are limited (not)!

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    4. Re:I don't know.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CAT, n. A soft, indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.

      This is a dog,
      This is a cat.
      This is a frog,
      This is a rat.
      Run, dog, mew, cat.
      Jump, frog, gnaw, rat.
      (Elevenson)

      --Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

  39. Is it a plane, a boat or... No it's AIrBOrne... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    AIBO's clever new behaviour has been rewarded with a new toy, the 'AIBONE'. In the form of a pink bone, AIBO can, for the first time ever, pick it up in it's mouth.

    I suppose it can lick it's balls too, just like the real thing !
    This robotic dog is close to the real thing, because its owner can make it AIrBOrne with his boot, just like you can do to your pudel.
  40. Sniffing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like a real dog - "arse", "sniffing"

  41. Futurama Quote by secs · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Robo Puppy commencing 2 hour yipping session. Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip!" -- Robo Puppy

  42. To increase Sony's Profits of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    you didnt think it was for something else did you ? why else would it be 1000$+ do you think clever peop[le are going to buy this ?
    just another "hey look at me , iam white fat lazy and proud" toy

  43. Whew! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For a minute there, I thought it was the "ESR-7". The first is annoying enough...

  44. Amen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    in our house we feel exactly the same, spent 2grand on a piece of plastic shit that is just 1step beyond a childs toy, walks about plays its ringtone sounding songs flashes a few lights then runs out of power then goes and charges for 8 hours.
    Sony must be lauging in their gold plated boardrooms that white folk are stupid enough to buy them

    1. Re:Amen by Alan · · Score: 1

      I'm still trying to fathom why you would buy one period. Maybe if you're a trendy japanese female or something, but $2000+ for a fake dog that walks around? Cool technology demo, but people spent real money on these things???

    2. Re:Amen by SnowZero · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Got to love Slashdot: $2500 Gaming rig = great, but a $1500 programmable robot = dumb investment. Being unhappy with an Aibo you don't get new programs for (or write them for free) is a bit like being depressed with a game console that you didn't buy any games for.

    3. Re:Amen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For $2500 I'd expect a gaming rig that can do a quite a bit, and very quickly. AIBOs don't do all that much even if you program them. As for a game console, they cost a hell of a lot less than either even after the cost of games and peripherals.

      Oh, and you don't round down on 99. The AIBO's $1600, not $1500.

    4. Re:Amen by SnowZero · · Score: 1

      To each their own I guess, working with other people I made them play soccer. Some years only working with one other person. We've had college freshmen implmenting interesting things in one semester in their spare time.

      No, programming Aibo isn't for everyone, but I think its one of the best ways to learn/teach programming available now. If I didn't do it as a student, I would probably buy one for doing devlopment on my own. Before the OpenR-SDK was open however, the consumer ones were probably a waste unless you had a lot of expendable cash. But progamming ability means a lot... with open source you can share them with other people too.

      Also, if you don't buy the absolute latest Aibo and its $1500 or less. The ERS-210 is $1250 right now, at least in Japan. It is pretty much as capable, though it lacks built in WiFi. Did you buy a 3GHz P4 in your last computer, or get something a little older and save money for other add-ons?

  45. Obligatory simpsons quote. by CaptIronfist · · Score: 1

    Smithers, release the AIBO dolls.

  46. Still doesnt have what I want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember those baby dolls of yesteryear that drank water and peed in a diaper that had to be changed?

    I want a robot dog that drinks and marks its territory like a real dog, with one of its hind legs raised.

  47. beowulf... by gears5665 · · Score: 1

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these!

  48. Sony should make it less expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that ABIO has evolved to the 3rd generation you'd think Sony has stream lined the process and make ABIO less expensive. I would love to have one, but at ~$1600 bucks not to mention accessories and software it is out of my reach. I think Sony would make more money on this product if they could make it less expensive.

  49. Dont forget! by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Be sure to mount friggin lazer beams on their friggin heads!!

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  50. AIBO + Spam = ? by Angram · · Score: 1

    Email, eh? So what happens when your AIBO gets on a few mailing lists and the spam starts coming in?

    I suppose it will be similar to what happens when a real dog gets some spam - you'll have to deal with some strange shit.

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  51. aka pr0n-dog 2000 by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1

    For example, the owner can send an email instruction to AIBO asking it to take an unsuspecting picture of the owner's children and send it back to the mobile telephone.

    What is this, the x-10 camera for pedophiles? Then there's that "pink bone" thing:

    Finally, AIBO's clever new behaviour has been rewarded with a new toy, the 'AIBOne'. In the form of a pink bone, AIBO can, for the first time ever, pick it up in its mouth.

    Yes, AIBO, pick up the pink bone, again and again. Mmmm....good robot dog. I think the engineers who designed this were spending just a little too much time in the lab.

  52. That could be interesting by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    With Wifi capability, you could give this thing commands from some distance (with the appropriate yagi or waveguide antenna).

    Or you could give commands to your neighbor's AIBO... Imagine the potential for invasion of privacy: AIBO wanders into your bathroom (or the bathroom of the girl next door), takes a picture, wanders out, emails it to somebody...

    A ready-made remote-controllable robot spy in your house? Yikes.

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  53. The only comfort is... by C. · · Score: 2, Informative

    The only comfort is that unsuspecting Aibo users have very little chance of broadcasting their home contents to hackers passing by. Under existing Aibo software (and probably under the new ERS-7 software), the Wifi card turn off automatically if it doesn't detect an active Wifi network around.

    As usual, mostly semi-knowledgeable people are at risk, not the newbies nor the "experts"...

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    Aibotoys Aibo Games

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  54. self recharging by qqqqarl · · Score: 1

    it can find it's recharging station and recharge itself.

    that, my friends, changes everything.

    K.

  55. Some People by fasura · · Score: 1

    Get a dog so that they can meet women, others buy an AIBO to make sure they never meet women.

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  56. I'm waiting for the C.H.O.M.P.S. model by Rai · · Score: 1

    This made me think of a movie I saw as a kid called C.H.O.M.P.S.

  57. All well and good but... by weeboo0104 · · Score: 1

    Now that it has wireless, will I have to treat my Aibo for worms? (Slammer, Blaster, Welchia, et al)

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  58. Exciting news... sort of. by asbestos_lead · · Score: 1
    So, no whippet-style frisbee catching yet, huh?

    Maybe next generation.

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  59. Just to note, wireless is not new by SnowZero · · Score: 1

    The Aibo 210 and 220 have been able to do wireless from the beginning thanks to a PCMCIA/PC-Card slot, and special WiFi cards from Sony that fit in the limited space. The new model just makes the WiFi built in so you don't need to buy the add on card.

  60. Re:First I want Kate Beckinsdale Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    My ass? We'll I'm glad you don't find my 32-year old male ass attractive - skanky or not.

    I still think she's cute. Maybe you'll grow up some day.

  61. Re:I don't know....get a dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got a dog from the animal shelter...$40. and she can fetch me a beer from a fridge. In college it was common knowledge that the dog was smarter than any of the girls that my roomates or I dated.

  62. In the Future, There _Will_ Be Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I'm going to hack them all!

  63. Holy schnikes Batman! by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

    $1599!? No offense an Aibo might be cool, but I'd rather get a new computer then a little robotic dog that would most likely get broken hella-lot easier.

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  64. They're coming ... by Scholasticus · · Score: 1

    The Rise of the Machines ... cute little machine puppies! John Connor had better board over that "doggie-door" on his front door.

  65. What's scary by M3wThr33 · · Score: 1

    They released some update that allowed him to find the charging station and charge himself when his battery was low. That kind of AI is amazing. It's almost sentient.

  66. I thought this was about ESR by !Squalus · · Score: 1

    Damn my dsyleiax, uh... dyslec (*&$^(*&#@*#^$(* dsik .. danget! Never mnid. :P

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  67. Misread the title by ndogg · · Score: 1

    I thought, for a second, that they were modeling the new AIBO after ESR.

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  68. Cheaper that a real dog by cpopin · · Score: 1

    Given that the average sized dog costs its owner $6400 over its life span, $1599 is very cost effective, albeit not as affectionate.

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  69. Oh, No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ERS-6, we hardly knew ye...