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people then enjoyed a spectacular fireworks display, sending the massive office
building of glass and steel smashing to the ground and burying the suckers
present.
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486DX2/66 with 32MB RAM and Windows 95. And Opera 7.50 is DEFINITELY too slow on here. Opera 5 was too slow.
What OS is best on here? Granted, I NEED AOL Instant Messenger. That's the one app that's required (I'm almost to the point of coding my own for whatever OS I choose, but that requires learning sockets and actually coding a real app in C. And I only know C, too.)
We're not talking about common, vernacular English. In the legal system, words mean very specific things. Censorship, in this aspect, cannot be affected by a business, as they hold no power over you, there is no coercion, etc.
Hell, the legal definition of "theft" differs greatly from the Merriam-Webster, colloquial vernacular.
By the way, don't defend yourself in court.
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That is a general meaning. Basically, a colloquialism.
HOWEVER, when we are talking about *LEGAL MATTERS*, all words have a *VERY* *SPECIFIC* *MEANING*. Webster's has zero relevance in legal matters.
These servers are owned by private businesses. They can do whatever the hell they want to them, legally, since it's their property. There is no censorship involved if J. Random ISP doesn't want to publish your anti-corporate screed because it hurts their interests. None. You are not being forced to use their service, and you can find another one. Don't say you can't. Likewise, you have no authority to force them to publish your content. It works both ways, pal, and not in the ways you want it to.
And what's so terrifying about proposals to release mutant flies or demonstration that GM crops have vulnerabilities? Should we silence anybody that has the gall to show us that our tampering with food has the possibility to cause problems? Don't get me wrong, I'm fine with GM foods boosting yield and such, but it'd be a bit like somebody publishing a proof of concept that the internet can be destroyed if somebody had the resources to do so. We don't want potential hazards silenced so we can live in lala land and seal our own fates, do we?
Lots. Think about what happens when this loony coward actually releases those flies. I wouldn't be surprised if we found it to be a disaster. In fact, I'd like to get far, very far away from there.
Releasing mutant flies into the environment does not compare to GM. Not at all. Monsanto has at least a minute bit of safety and protocol in its scummery. This unqualified, unsound proposal by this moonbat non-scientist self-proclaimed "artist" is a threat.
By the way, just because you call something "art" doesn't make it so. If some loony Birkenstock hippie shot the mayor of city council[1] and called it "art" representing the "oncoming revolution and death of the Old Power" blah blah blah, does that truly make it art? Or is it still assassination?
[1] We all know hippies hate guns. Just follow me, okay?
No, it's not art.
Just because you claim it's "art" doesn't make it so. What he is doing is KNOWINGLY releasing large amounts of dangerous organisms into the environment to make a point he is not QUALIFIED to make. He doesn't have ANY CREDENTIALS. He's just a dangerous, no-good hippie.
Damnit, this is not "art", this is a CRIME.
Actually, 0.8 is pretty stale, these days. There's lots of functionality that is missing, and lots of things are still broken.
Many, MANY advances have been made in Firewhatsit 0.9. While it is still not ready for release, many of the issues in 0.8 have been fixed. Since 0.8 is more than three months and still flawed in many ways, there's lots of reasons to live on the bleeding edge.
Oh yeah, since a user should be required to shell out $30 for a magical device that does nothing but Band-Aid the poor design of Windows NT. No user should be required to purchase a hardware firewall just to use a severely-misdesigned product.
The problem here is the design of Windows NT. Windows NT was originally a pretty good system, albeit with a few flaws. Over the years, it got the standard Microsoft treatment: layers of cruft to fix issues of bad design, then more cruft to fix the issues of the previous cruft. That is what brought us Windows XP. That's what killed Windows 9x, too. Microsoft destroyed 9x by slapping kluge after kluge upon the codebase to support Windows 3.11. Instead, they simply should have thrown out Windows 3.11 and took the Mac OS X approach, keeping the new system virgin-pure while providing a "classic Windows" mode for old apps.
Oh, by the way, this isn't just about the user interface. Ever look at the WIN32 API? The WIN32 API is a crime against humanity.
NTUSER.DAT is the user registry hive. Yes, it is the registry. Plus, creating a new profile requires wiping out the user registry. He's completely correct.
It's nice to see technology advance farther and farther...at least Moore's Law hasn't caught up.
However, does anyone really need 12x DVD+R burners? It seems to me that DVD burners this fast would only be used for DVD piracy. I mean, I hate Jack Valenti as much as the next man...hell, even more, but I'm not sure if the general public needs drives this fast.
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GNAUK (the UK branch of the GNAA) consultant rolloffle stood ecstatically in front of the massive GNAUK London office skyscraper. Waving his massive nigger hands for silence, he smiled and announced with glee that the GNAA was the cause of the 3000 blogs outage.
"Well, aw'right, now aw'right! It's due to our persistent shitflooding and blogbashing efforts that we can claim this spectacular victory over a major epicentre of retardery! Congratulations, morons, for you have been pwned! Remember, regular local backups are your friend!"
Having concluded with these statements, the crowd burst into an ambivalent mix of outraged and delighted argument. rolloffle then unzipped his trousers and started to beat back the hordes of angry webloggers and journalists with his gigantic nigger cock, fleeing into a side alley. The massive conglomeration of people then enjoyed a spectacular fireworks display, sending the massive office building of glass and steel smashing to the ground and burying the suckers present.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which
gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?
If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
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Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
First, you have to obtain a copy of GAY NIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. (You can download the movie (~280mb) using BitTorrent, by clicking here.
Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA "first post" on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website
Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.
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Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today!
If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is Niggernet, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. If you do not have an IRC client handy, you are free to use the GNAA Java IRC client by clicking here.
If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.
| ______________________________________._a,____ | CmdrTaco
| _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ | will
| __ad#7!!*P____a.d#0a____#!-_#0i___.#!__W#0#___ | he ever learn that
| _j#'_.00#,___4#dP_"#,__j#,__0#Wi___*00P!_"#L,_ | GNAA is totally
| _"#ga#9!01___"#01__40,_"4Lj#!_4#g_________"01_ | unstoppable? Teamed
| ________"#,___*@`__-N#____`___-!^_____________ | up with the other troll groups,
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Obvious.
First you start ranting about the "holocaust" of the Palestinians. Now you're upping the ante by mentioning class warfare. You lefties crack me up.
486DX2/66 with 32MB RAM and Windows 95. And Opera 7.50 is DEFINITELY too slow on here. Opera 5 was too slow.
What OS is best on here? Granted, I NEED AOL Instant Messenger. That's the one app that's required (I'm almost to the point of coding my own for whatever OS I choose, but that requires learning sockets and actually coding a real app in C. And I only know C, too.)
Ha!
My Athlon 2200+'s fan died on Thursday so my primary machine is a 486. "Still going strong," sure, but let me tell you something.
Microsoft claims that the minimum system requirements for Intarweb Exploder 5.5 include a "486/66".
That is patently false. The only thing that runs good on here is the boot loader.
We're not talking about common, vernacular English. In the legal system, words mean very specific things. Censorship, in this aspect, cannot be affected by a business, as they hold no power over you, there is no coercion, etc.
Hell, the legal definition of "theft" differs greatly from the Merriam-Webster, colloquial vernacular.
By the way, don't defend yourself in court.
That is a general meaning. Basically, a colloquialism.
HOWEVER, when we are talking about *LEGAL MATTERS*, all words have a *VERY* *SPECIFIC* *MEANING*. Webster's has zero relevance in legal matters.
These servers are owned by private businesses. They can do whatever the hell they want to them, legally, since it's their property. There is no censorship involved if J. Random ISP doesn't want to publish your anti-corporate screed because it hurts their interests. None. You are not being forced to use their service, and you can find another one. Don't say you can't. Likewise, you have no authority to force them to publish your content. It works both ways, pal, and not in the ways you want it to.
First of all, this self-proclaimed artist is not a law-abiding citizen.
Lots. Think about what happens when this loony coward actually releases those flies. I wouldn't be surprised if we found it to be a disaster. In fact, I'd like to get far, very far away from there.
Releasing mutant flies into the environment does not compare to GM. Not at all. Monsanto has at least a minute bit of safety and protocol in its scummery. This unqualified, unsound proposal by this moonbat non-scientist self-proclaimed "artist" is a threat.
By the way, just because you call something "art" doesn't make it so. If some loony Birkenstock hippie shot the mayor of city council[1] and called it "art" representing the "oncoming revolution and death of the Old Power" blah blah blah, does that truly make it art? Or is it still assassination?
[1] We all know hippies hate guns. Just follow me, okay?
We don't know he's clean yet, buddy. I'm still not sure his little frankengerms are safe. How can you be?
The man is obviously dangerous!
No, it's not art. Just because you claim it's "art" doesn't make it so. What he is doing is KNOWINGLY releasing large amounts of dangerous organisms into the environment to make a point he is not QUALIFIED to make. He doesn't have ANY CREDENTIALS. He's just a dangerous, no-good hippie. Damnit, this is not "art", this is a CRIME.
Actually, 0.8 is pretty stale, these days. There's lots of functionality that is missing, and lots of things are still broken.
Many, MANY advances have been made in Firewhatsit 0.9. While it is still not ready for release, many of the issues in 0.8 have been fixed. Since 0.8 is more than three months and still flawed in many ways, there's lots of reasons to live on the bleeding edge.
PSSSST.
There is no "Mercedes" company. Mercedes is just a brand of Daimler-Chrysler. Always has been. Before they bought Chrysler, they were Daimler-Benz.
Exactly.
You really need a hardware firewall between any network and a MICROS~1 box, but my point is you shouldn't.
I'll give you that.
Dual-boot(TM).
Indeed, but that involves trashing your entire HKEY_CURRENT_USER\ key. That's a pain in the ass and is no substitute for good design.
Plus, the HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\ key is a monster.
Bingo! The entire configuration scheme for Windows 4.0+/Windows NT is based upon a monstrous kluge.
Oh yeah, since a user should be required to shell out $30 for a magical device that does nothing but Band-Aid the poor design of Windows NT. No user should be required to purchase a hardware firewall just to use a severely-misdesigned product.
The problem here is the design of Windows NT. Windows NT was originally a pretty good system, albeit with a few flaws. Over the years, it got the standard Microsoft treatment: layers of cruft to fix issues of bad design, then more cruft to fix the issues of the previous cruft. That is what brought us Windows XP. That's what killed Windows 9x, too. Microsoft destroyed 9x by slapping kluge after kluge upon the codebase to support Windows 3.11. Instead, they simply should have thrown out Windows 3.11 and took the Mac OS X approach, keeping the new system virgin-pure while providing a "classic Windows" mode for old apps.
Oh, by the way, this isn't just about the user interface. Ever look at the WIN32 API? The WIN32 API is a crime against humanity.
NTUSER.DAT is the user registry hive. Yes, it is the registry. Plus, creating a new profile requires wiping out the user registry. He's completely correct.
Alexis de Toqueville was a good man. AdTI's adopting his name amounts to slander.
Or is it? Wouldn't it be advantageous to the FBI, et al, to release redacted documents without anyone knowing just how much was redacted?
I've found that leaving your house is cheaper :P
You did pretty well with your creationist troll, I must admit, since they're pretty hard to pull off.
But, this genre's old and busted. Move on.
Go back to doing "Absurd Liberal Myth" trolls. Those are instant classics.
...that MMOs are just like Real Life(TM), only expensive!
Wait, Real Life is too. Never mind :-)
You moderators are fucking morons. I was just making a point saying sometimes we don't really need all this speed.
It's nice to see technology advance farther and farther...at least Moore's Law hasn't caught up.
However, does anyone really need 12x DVD+R burners? It seems to me that DVD burners this fast would only be used for DVD piracy. I mean, I hate Jack Valenti as much as the next man...hell, even more, but I'm not sure if the general public needs drives this fast.
I'm happy with my 8x CD-RW, myself.