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486 Turns 15 Years Old

wooby writes "The 486 processor , introduced in 1989 at 25 and 33MHz clock speeds, is now 15 years old. Intel's simultaneous launch of both the 486, a CISC chip, and the i860, a RISC chip, was a gamble. Remarks Intel's former CEO, Andy Grove: 'our equivocation caused our customers to wonder what Intel really stood for, the 486 or i860?'"

495 comments

  1. jup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    15 years old and still routing my packets. :))

    1. Re:jup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Hehe . . . yeah, the i860. Sure did a lot of crazy stuff. Some random pictures http://i860.sourceforge.net/gallery/

      Including some AVS stuff and an i860 workstation. Man, was it ever a sucky processor.

    2. Re:jup by Richard_L_James · · Score: 1

      15 years old and still routing my packets. :)) Lol. Me too! I use a Compaq XE 450 as one of my routers and it happily chugging away.

    3. Re:jup by |<amikaze · · Score: 4, Funny

      And the i860 is controlling my DSL modem right now! What a team they make!

    4. Re:jup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The old cane-waving cynic in me says everyone who uses a computer nowadays should have a 486 level machine (or something near to it) to do some common task. Give people a real appreciation of what hardware is capable of & where their systems today relate.

      Young kids now think 1GHz isn't enough to browse web & email. That's not just wrong, it ends up wasteful

      *returns to cane waving*

    5. Re:jup by KrisCowboy · · Score: 1

      Cool, I had a feeling that my Celeron 600MHz is f*cking slow...Not anymore.

    6. Re:jup by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1


      My current firewall is a Dell 486/33 with 24M of RAM (I inherited for free) running Suse 6.4. It still does the job, quietly chugging away under my desk (dusty as hell) and I have a cable modem. Of course I am not running X, and had to strip it down as far as possible.

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    7. Re: jup by mrjb · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Shame on all of you. In those 15 years, we've seen what was considered state-of-the-art, expensive server hardware degrade to 'suitable for wordprocessing', to a mere packet router. Despite of all pretty eye candy, software isn't what it used to be. "My computer is too slow" is an excuse often heard instead of "my software is badly designed". Of course in those days we had to carve the 0's and 1's of our code in stone, after walking barefeet uphill both ways through blizards. For those who always have had the luxury of lightning fast machines, maybe for a bit you should stand still at what computers at that time were already capable of without 3D accelerator board and a mere 33 megahertz processor.

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    8. Re:jup by nycsubway · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Young kids now think 1GHz isn't enough to browse web & email. That's not just wrong, it ends up wasteful

      It is wasteful, for two reasons: 1) the newer processors consume more power plus the multitude of fans needed to cool the thing. 2) there are millions of 386 and 486 machines still functioning out there. its wasteful to build a new 2GHz machine when a 486 can do the same task.

      Plus those 'old' computers are a lot more durable than ones made today. The old XT keyboards were made from steel. Even into the late 1980s, IBM keyboards still had a steel plate underneath. The IBM PS/2s had steel cases, you could use the case in place of cinder blocks to raise up your car.

      My parents had a Hayes1200 modem that they discarded. It had a milled aluminum case. Being a 10 year old at the time, I decided to break the thing. I took a sledge hammer to it, threw it around the back yard by the cord. It still maintained its shape, I couldn't dent it. Try that today with any new equipment.

      These are same reasons they still have the original elevator motors in the Empire State Building. "They simply dont make motors as durable as these anymore. They've been running continuously since 1933."

    9. Re:jup by lewko · · Score: 4, Funny
      everyone who uses a computer nowadays should have a 486 level machine

      Bah! 486? LOOGSHERIE! When I was your age, we didn't have none of those fangled 486es, oh no sir. 286 was more than enough for everyone... Or was that 64k of RAM? Now let me see...

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    10. Re:jup by rebeka+thomas · · Score: 0, Troll

      Young kids now think 1GHz isn't enough to browse web & email. That's not just wrong, it ends up wasteful

      I think your from a different time thats gone past its usefullness. Me for one, I web browse, email, do a little photoshopping and run a web server on my box. Like to see you try doing that on 1ghz.

      Some people just have a use for more power than u know.

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    11. Re:jup by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Except for photoshop, I don't see anything there that needs much processor power. (And that only in bursts.) Unless you're doing a lot of server-side processing, the web server should be bound by your pipe and hard drives.

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    12. Re: jup by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      When I need a box for some junk LAN use, my 486/66 running Linux 1.1 works just fine. And it still feels like a Big Unix Mainframe when I log in and run Zork or Nethack.

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    13. Re:jup by dnoyeb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      true. i just swapped the cpu in my server for a slower one. It generates less heat so im hoping i dont need to keep cooling the hard drives. And eventually I can get that fan out of my computer room window...

      on another note, 15 years! Its really making me feel old.

    14. Re:jup by MouseR · · Score: 4, Informative

      Plus those 'old' computers are a lot more durable than ones made today. The old XT keyboards were made from steel. Even into the late 1980s, IBM keyboards still had a steel plate underneath. The IBM PS/2s had steel cases, you could use the case in place of cinder blocks to raise up your car.

      If you long this, Matias has build a mechanical keyboard called the Tactile Pro (google it buster). It's simply an awesome keyboard like they used to be. It's based on the same mechanical keys that Apple used to have on it's Apple Extended Keyboard (aka, Mac SE and Mac II era). They had to secure one million key switches from the manufacturer in order to keep them in production.

      I'll be in the states in ten days. I'm bringing one of those babies back!

    15. Re:jup by nutznboltz · · Score: 1

      Young kids now think 1GHz isn't enough to browse web & email. That's not just wrong, it ends up wasteful

      I agree with the E-mail part but I suffer with running Mozilla on a 700 MHz Celeron at work and it's way too slow.

    16. Re:jup by ratboy666 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I browse the web, do email, a little image manipulation, and run a web server on my box.

      I also run NIS, NFS, DHCP, Squid Proxy. I also run mailing lists, tape backup, and a cd burner.

      I also run ftp, pop3 and smtp for a lan. Several times a day, the box fetches mail from several hotmail accounts, and alternate POP3. It also fetches and filters data from NNTP. It is also the NTP server for the LAN...

      The box? a dual processor PPRO. 200Mhz with 128MB of RAM.

      Works fine.

      Client side? A 128MB PII 400. Works fine. Maybe one day I'll upgrade, but no reason to now.

      Ratboy.

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    17. Re:jup by blane.bramble · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You might be interested to know that all this was possible before processors surpassed 1GHz. It could be done on a 350MHz P2 without problems. Sure, Photoshop would have taken longer, but then that's the same for any speed increase. When processors reach 10GHz do you think it will mean it wasn't possibly to do with 2GHz now?

    18. Re:jup by mikael · · Score: 4, Insightful

      These are same reasons they still have the original elevator motors in the Empire State Building. "They simply dont make motors as durable as these anymore. They've been running continuously since 1933."

      The control rooms of the Panama Canal amaze me. After 90 years, they still have the same 3D user interface that the architects originally designed.

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    19. Re:jup by Richard_L_James · · Score: 1
      Oh dear, I am writing this on my original IBM System 360 by punching the holes in the paper tape by hand. Does that mean that I win?

      No as I was simply replying in mutual agreement (as a fellow 486 user) to help ensure this poster got modded up - I am pleased to see that happened! Believe it or not there are actually people on slashdot who don't mind risking mod points to help other interesting posts relevant to the topic get modded up.

      If like myself you also have a background in IBM mainframes then you might like to try Hercules.

    20. Re:jup by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      Used to run photoshop 3 on my 486 in windows 3.1 .... No problems there.

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    21. Re:jup by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but of course the one released 15 years ago is not the same as previous ones -- they have improved.

      It's like saying... computers are over 25 years old, yet I still use one in my everyday life.

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    22. Re:jup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a 1 GHz machine and do all that. PS7 though, not the latest.

    23. Re:jup by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Even some _new_ routers, switches and other network devices seem to feature 486 chips.

    24. Re:jup by willith · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Unicomp is manufacturing buckling spring keyboards that are almost like the IBM Model-M keyboards you describe--steel backplate and all. I own one. It weighs about seven pounds and has exactly the feel and sound I remeber from so many years ago.

      They sell them on-line starting at about sixty US dollars. You can get them 104-style, 101 style (without Windows keys), or in black.

      Hell, they even make a Linux-style keyboard, with ctrl, caps lock, and escape re-arranged!

    25. Re:jup by 13Echo · · Score: 1

      15 years old and still people complainging that Gnome 2 runs like molasses on it.

    26. Re:jup by pswnet · · Score: 1

      Any chances to make it a useful desktop?

    27. Re:jup by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      I have one of the good old 102-key (danish layout) IBM PS/2 keyboards with the detachable cord.

      I'm fairly sure it's at least 15 years old, and it still feels great and makes that wonderful sound.

      You just can't kill those beasts :)

      I was told it had been used in a welding shop near where I live, and it certainly looked that way when I got it. A few good dousings with water and some scrubbing, and it was as good as new.

      I'm fully expecting it to outlive all of my current hardware.

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    28. Re:jup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      J00 PhAiL 1t@!#@!##^*&(%

    29. Re:jup by torako · · Score: 5, Insightful

      While I definitely agree that your hardware is humble and still lives up to what you need to do with it, one has to consider the a dual PPRO was probably really expensive high-end machine back when it was new....

      So unless you bought it used you probably spent a lot of bucks on it back when people would laugh at you and say "Well, what overkill.. What can your PPRO practically do that my old 386 with DOS and Word 5.0 can't?"

    30. Re:jup by DoctorPepper · · Score: 3, Funny

      Heh, Lynx works just fine on my P-120 w/ 40 MB of RAM! ;-)

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    31. Re:jup by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      It's probably more of a memory issue.

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    32. Re:jup by LookSharp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Are you forgetting that these were the days when a keyboard cost $150 when you spilled Tab into in, and a modem cost $300 when your cat chewed through the power cable? (I miss poor fluffy.)

      You were paying for quality, and you can do the same today. My $50 Chaintech nForce 2 motherboard was OK, but I get a lot more stability and features (and hopefully, life expectancy) out of my $150 Asus.

    33. Re:jup by afidel · · Score: 1

      Dude I used Mozilla for several years on a P2-266 laptop with 192MB ram and a P2-300 desktop with 512MB and neither one was unusable. My guess is you need more ram.

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    34. Re:jup by Ann+Elk · · Score: 1

      Plus those 'old' computers are a lot more durable than ones made today.

      No shit. My development machine back in 1990 was a Compaq Deskpro (386/20, IIRC). The case must have been carved from a solid ingot of depleted uranium. What a tank.

    35. Re:jup by BlueUnderwear · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Young kids now think 1GHz isn't enough to browse web & email. That's not just wrong, it ends up wasteful

      It's not just the young kids who think this. Some waste recycling companies share this opinion too

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    36. Re: jup by dj_super_dude · · Score: 1

      I want to know how this post becomes insightful?

      I mean blizzard had hardly put out Warcraft 2 by the time 486s were popular.

    37. Re:jup by neko9 · · Score: 1

      posting from Opera on AMD K6 200MHz w/ 96MB of RAM. it's fast.

    38. Re:jup by ChairmanMeow · · Score: 1

      Plus those 'old' computers are a lot more durable than ones made today.

      I have a ten-year-old hard drive that I took out of my old 386 in March. I tried to take it with me back to college, but on the way my car slid on ice, and wrecked. The hard drive worked perfectly even after being put through that beating, and being left in the car in freezing weather for two days. So yes, I'd say it's durable.

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    39. Re:jup by bairy · · Score: 0
      Young kids now think 1GHz isn't enough to browse web & email.

      Yeah I hate that. Computer companies try to sell you 2ghz+ machines claiming them as "entry level". Such emphasis is put on the speed that people don't realise how much money they could save by getting a P2 without losing any real noticable performance.

      What's more annoying is the demands that software puts on the machines. An app that once took up, say, 20mb of ram now needs 200mb, and it doesn't do that much more. Who remembers the success (sarc.) of Winamp 3 over 2

      Having said all that, I much prefer surfing with a 2.3ghz athlon/1gig than the P2-333 (oc366) with 128mb ram, although it makes little difference in reading text pages, it's nice not to have it killed by those bloody flashing ads, and it's great for games too - future proofed for at least a month!

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    40. Re:jup by jhobbs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My dad has a KLH 286 he uses to run his business. I bought him a 2Ghz Celeron eMachine and he won't give up his 286. I cringe everytime I see him boot that thing into DOS and churn out bid proposals on his Tandy 9-pin printer.

      It just goes to show you, you don't have to have the fastest or fanciest machine to get the job done. Sometimes, however, it is good to realize that the screaching eyesore in your office is ready for the grave. (I mean really, have you ever trying to have a conversation next to a wide-carriage dot-matrix printer.)

    41. Re:jup by Reziac · · Score: 3, Funny

      Kids these days... in MY day, we had to carve our own computers out of wood!!

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    42. Re:jup by Dogtanian · · Score: 5, Funny

      a modem cost $300 when your cat chewed through the power cable? (I miss poor fluffy.)

      Fluffy seems like an unusual name for a modem.

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    43. Re: jup by jackbird · · Score: 1
      I mean blizzard had hardly put out Warcraft 2 by the time 486s were popular.

      Sorry, no. I had been running my pentium 90 for over a year when Warcraft 2 came out, which replaced a 3-4 year old 486-33. 486's were still around then, for sure, but the new ones at the time were the ones clocked up to 100 MHz.

    44. Re: jup by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I remember going from a 2-floppy 4MHz XT to a 12MHz 286 with a 20MB MFM hard disk. It was like heaven. It ran everything so nice and smooth, and I could put 20 programs on it without having to swap floppies anymore. It did everything I needed to do.

      And the fact is, in a pinch it STILL does everything I can't live without, with good old efficient DOS apps, from surfing the net with NetTamer to page layout with Ventura Publisher 2.0. And yes, I still own the machine, tho it's been a few years since it was in everyday service.

      We've come a long way in terms of speed and fancy interfaces, but at bottom we still do the same basic functions. And people who think their computer is "slow" should try those old DOS-era apps and see how they FLY even on what's now considered "old" hardware. Then maybe they'd realise how much time they spend waiting for an overloaded OS and application bloat.

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    45. Re:jup by abischof · · Score: 2, Informative

      For the Google impaired, here's the Tactile Pro page and a review.

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    46. Re:jup by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      It was 640KB of RAM, not 64.

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    47. Re: jup by Depili · · Score: 1

      You should also remember that one of the most groundbreaking demos for a 486, 2nd reality by future crew has been redone since on a commodore 64 almost 1:1 ;)

    48. Re: jup by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      Not sure when either came out, but I never had a problem running Warcarft 2 on a 486 SX/25 with 8 MB of RAM.

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    49. Re: jup by antirename · · Score: 1

      I've still got an old 486 100 MHz laptop, clocked at 100 MHz. It's got an 8" screen, I think (BIG plastic border around the actual LCD). It runs Windows 98 just fine. I haven't used it in a few years, now I feel inspired to see if will still boot. Oh yeah, the bios battery died about five years ago.

    50. Re:jup by beeblebrox87 · · Score: 1

      Clickable link for the lazy:
      http://i860.sourceforge.net/gallery/

    51. Re:jup by ratboy666 · · Score: 1

      An interesting point. But, I bought 2 365's and a vrm from ebay. 200 bucks, a couple years back. Replaced my "dead" server - a p133. Couldn't find a replacement PS for it...

      I kind of LIKE the "I need > 1ghz to surf the web" croud. Their cast-offs become my tools.

      ratboy

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    52. Re:jup by abradsn · · Score: 1

      Ahh, sweet ignorance. Bet you can't find any proof of this infamous quote.

    53. Re:jup by Vindicator9000 · · Score: 1
      I dunno, I run Photoshop and a web server (among other things) on a 667Mhz PIII with 384MB of RAM and it seems to do just fine (although it has earned the nickname 'Clunky' in my household).

      I even fire it up as a Unreal Tournament client when I need a spare machine for a LAN party.

      Granted, I don't use it everyday, but my wife does.

    54. Re:jup by TWX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I had a Pentium Pro 180 for my fileserver for long time. The only reason that I upgraded it was that I needed more PCI slots than the motherboard had when I added my RAID array, and so I found in my scrap heap an Intel 450 on a surprisingly high quality AT motherboard. It was one of those last AT boards ever built kind of things. Fit quite nicely in my 4U rack mount dual redundant hotswappable powersupplied case, as did the drives.

      The only thing that I will say is that if you add more ram to that 400MHz P2 (assuming that you're running an OS that will address the ram) you can get megawhopping performance increases. I went from 256MB RAM to 1.5GB RAM on my 1.2GHz AMD Athlon Thunderbird and I was running circles around people with 2.0GHz processors. I upgraded it to an Athlon XP2400+ (2.055GHz post overclock) and was keeping up with everything that I ever encountered. Linux did a good job of caching drive into ram, so I didn't have to touch the disk for most normal procedures once the computer had been through them the first time that boot. Fortunately the board was able to go from the 1.2 to the 2.0 (with bus speed overclocking to get to 2.055) and I didn't have to replace anything except the chip. Not ever touching the disk for run-of-the-mill usage is really nice.

      A friend's box that was colocated in my server cabinet was a Pentium 133 with 24MB ram, it was jut handlng a few HTTP requests and some DNS and email from time to time. Ran for 300 days before being shut down when I moved. No problems ever. Get the ram while you can, before it's harder and more expensive to find.

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    55. Re: jup by TejWC · · Score: 1

      I have been telling people the same thing. Most of the time, "slow" computers are only slow because of the junk and spyware they install into their computer. Here is a perfect example:

      My old laptop:
      OS: WinME
      CPU: Pentium II 200
      Ram: 64MB
      Video Card: Some werid ATI Rage that they don't support anymore
      Time for it to boot and load a webpage: 2 min

      Roomate's desktop:
      OS: WinXP
      CPU: Pentium IV 2.4 GHz
      Ram: 1 GB
      Video Card: Geforce FX 5600
      Time for it to boot and load a webpage: 5 min

      My roomate had a ton of spyware and crap on his computer so that explains why it takes so long for him to do anything on his computer.

    56. Re:jup by LookSharp · · Score: 1

      THAT was FUNNY! :)

      Thanks for the laugh.

      (PS - The Slashdot Lameness Filter is just about to make me quit posting altogether and join the lawless FARK forums... *SHUDDER*)

    57. Re:jup by ultranova · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wouldn't even depleted uranium still radiate somewhat ? And wouldn't that radiation cause electric discharges and random data corruption in the computer (not to mention in the users cells) ?

      I remember reading safety instructions for diskettes once. The last instruction went something like "The electromagnetic pulse caused by a nuclear explosion might cause data corruption". I have to admit, those were thorough instructions :).

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    58. Re:jup by RLiegh · · Score: 1

      Likewise. Im using a 450mhz P3 to run vmware, poser on occasion and other than that, surf the web and play music using KDE and/or Gnome. But because of the constant upgrade crowd, there are deals like this available.

      One of those will keep me busy for the next few years; which will be sweet for $136!

    59. Re:jup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure what the problem is; but heres the link if anyone wants to c&p it:
      http://www.retrobox.com/rbwww/home/unit_view. asp?i d=807587&bin_id=world

    60. Re:jup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, so? Who tosses a keyboard around like that? My cheap plastic $10 special from Office Max has been working for years of normal use and I fully expect it to be around in years to come. Not everything has to be built like a tank to survive normal use.

    61. Re: jup by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but they'd already made Black Thorn, which was a much better game.

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    62. Re:jup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      My parents had a Hayes1200 modem that they discarded. It had a milled aluminum case.
      That's what I call a waste of resources.
    63. Re:jup by aurispector · · Score: 1

      HA! $60? I got about 5 of the original model M keyboards at a flea market for $5 each. Best keyboards ever made. You can't kill them. I went through 3 keyboards in a year until I found these things. Huge, weigh a ton and SOLID.

      Old stuff that fills the bill-why change?

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    64. Re:jup by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      15 years old and still routing my packets. :))

      I not only have a 486 routing my packets (and blocking the incoming packets I don't want), but also another one running print jobs for me, and another serving up web pages. That last one's running Windows 3.1 as a kind of "look how we used to do this stuff, kids" project, so it's not exactly /.-proof. At least not compared to the floppy-based 386sx Linux server sitting next to it. Kids these days are so spoiled by their built-in floating-point units and other fancy-schmancy 486-type tricks.

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    65. Re: jup by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      I like the demoscene as much as the next guy, I personally got into it on the Amiga where you could do things with an almost-8MHz processor (and a bunch of custom chips) that made a 486 weep. But, while it is a sign that someone has a lot going on upstairs, a lot of that code only works under ideal circumstances and it has no purpose other than looking pretty - there's nothing wrong with that but if you tried to use the code from a bunch of demos to write a game or something you'd come to the conclusion that you need a lot more processor.

      If you really want to talk about what yesterday's computers are capable of, let's talk about productivity. I recently commented that autocad doesn't seem to be much faster now than it was ten years ago. Sure it does more, and you can run other programs at the same time, but nonetheless, we achieved great things on computers that we can't even use to route packets any more, because their bus speeds aren't high enough, let alone do they have the horsepower to handle the task.

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    66. Re:jup by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      My current firewall is a Dell 486/33 with 24M of RAM (I inherited for free) running Suse 6.4. It still does the job, quietly chugging away under my desk...

      "Chugging"? Pull out that noisy hard drive and put a Coyote Linux floppy in /dev/fdo. The CPU has a fanless heat sink, and there's no 5400rpm top spinning in the case, so after a minute of noisy drive seeks during boot, it's quiet as a mouse and maintenance free. If I had decent air conditioning in my house, I'd even consider snipping the wires to the power supply fan, and it'd be completely noiseless.

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    67. Re:jup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      It doesn't look like you ever actually used one much. Funnily enough (given the parent article), I had the pleasure of using the Happauge 4860 motherboard which took both a 486 and 860. It was great - I could run UNIX on the 486, and then compile and build 860 programs, running programs on both processors simultaneously. It was good for me, because I could use the 860 simply as a coprocessor, but a very powerful one (it left even a 4167, let alone the 486's onchip FPU in its dust..), never having to worry about actually dealing with an i860 OS (of which there were some ,but I never had one...)

      For all its quirks, I wouldn't agree that the 80860 was a sucky processor. It was fast, but weird. Faster than anything else out there, mind. There were no Alphas back then. It left the 486 in its dust, at least until the very latest 486s (100MHz DX4s, etc)

      It was also the first non-RAM million-transistor chip from anyone, ever. :) And on that note, in typical Slashdot style, the article has a simple factual error: the 486 and 860 were _not_ released simultaneously; the 860 came first.

    68. Re:jup by dhwebb · · Score: 1

      I went to the observatory in Victoria, BC and IIRC they still used a 286 to control the large telescope. Most people in the group couldn't believe it. It's living proof that some old pc's just won't die.

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    69. Re:jup by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      It makes me glad I saved the keyboard from my Tandy RLX1000 - it was really similar to the model M (maybe the same?)

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    70. Re:jup by Solosoft · · Score: 1

      haha ... me too ... same box Dual PPro 200MHz. These PPros are insanely powerfull for it's age. The only problem im having is heat controll.

      I got a front intake fan and a out fan plus 2 80mm fans on my CPU's. I also installed an extra 120mm fan on my PSU. There is no keeping this machine cool.

      I do just about all the same stuff as you do too and it's nice and quick. Linux does a good job at SMP working. I like how it divides the workload so well.

      Realtime Sysinfo
      Screenshot

      You know those pentium pro boards support PII Overdrive chips. They can also get a conversion kit and run a 533MHz Celeron. Quite the amazing chipset and chip for it's time.

      Long live Pentium Pro !!

    71. Re:jup by ross.w · · Score: 1

      I run Mozilla and Konqueror on a PII400 (under Linux) and a PIII550(under FreeBSD) and neither of them suffer. The fact that they have plenty of memory may be helping. One of them has about 380Mb and the other has 192Mb. I wouldn't run anything in KDE on less.

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    72. Re:jup by jhylkema · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Quoth the poster:

      I suffer with running Mozilla on a 700 MHz Celeron at work and it's way too slow.

      I'll probably get modded into oblivion for having the temerity to say anything negative about a piece of open source software, but Mozilla is bloatware. Mozilla's bloat is the stuff of legends. It out-Gateses Gates.

    73. Re:jup by anti-trojan · · Score: 1

      That's just normal. Do you know that actually putting your faulty hard disk into the freezer *can* make it work?

      http://www.meetmyattorney.com/slink/mt-archives/ 00 0275.html

    74. Re:jup by Old+Wolf · · Score: 1

      You can't dent aluminium? I think you have spent too much time with your 486s :)

    75. Re:jup by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      There's games. It's pretty much the only reason I have to upgrade every now and then. Also the only reason why I waste 20 Megs of one of my disks with XP which is useless to me apart from that.

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    76. Re:jup by ChozCunningham · · Score: 1
      Young kids now think 1GHz isn't enough to browse web & email. That's not just wrong, it ends up wasteful

      Except for the kids researching who take advantage of tabbed browsing, web games, animation, using flash sites, or taking the extra power to automate computer maintenance in the background. And the kids emailing large media files, .pdfs and other rich formats to each other. There's no need to pretend this is what a 486 excels at. We don't have the same web or email content we had back in the day.

    77. Re:jup by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      I web browse, email, do a little photoshopping and run a web server on my box. Like to see you try doing that on 1ghz.

      Um, I have a 233MHz G3 iMac on which I do all of that, kid. Quite easily. That iMac got me through a Digital Media & Illustration BFA, in which I did CPU-intensive stuff like rendering 3D animations with Cinema 4D, and working on poster-size 300dpi Photoshop files with dozens of layers, and hosting several web sites in the background. Sure, the 3D renders took ages, which is why I bought a G5 just before graduating (i.e. still on a student discount, but with a new job on the way). I can use more power, to be sure. But I don't necessarily need it. If you do, that's just a sign of your weakness. I'd be willing to match my Photoshopping abilities using this gear, with yours using yours, any day of the week.

      In fact, I've got a 33MHz Mac Quadra around here, from before I went back to college, with Netscape, Photoshop, and MacHTTP web server, which could do all the same stuff you describe. Not as quickly, and with a little more work, but I could do it.

      I'd be offended by the adolescent crack about being "from a different time thats gone past its usefullness", except for the fact that I'm old enough to know that it's wrong, and to know that someday you'll be hearing it yourself, from another generation of snot-nosed twerps... who'll be just as short on perspective.

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    78. Re:jup by Bombcar · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. Looks nice. Can anyone tell me if the feel is similar to a Model M? It would be nice to have a keyboard built for an Apple on my Powerbook instead of this Model M on PS/2 to USB adapter.

      As an aside, does anyone know of a PS/2 to bluetooth adaptor? That would rock.

    79. Re:jup by Michael+Spencer+Jr. · · Score: 1

      mspencer.net is a Compaq Prolinea 575. ( http://h10025.www1.hp.com/ewfrf/wc/softwareCategor y?lc=en&cc=us&product=95703 ) Pentium (P54C) 75 mhz with 88 MB RAM (8 MB soldered on the main board). It's running Linux 2.4 with pop3/smtp, dns (authoritative for 12 domains), Apache/PHP/MySQL, shell services, ftp/scp, HylaFax, and a MUD nobody uses. (Oh yeah -- and a PaintChat java servlet.) It's got a 15 GB IDE hard disk, which works just fine, but the weird Compaq BIOS reports an IDE error and requires someone hit F1 to continue when it boots. It's basically a free community server: people in a certain Internet community know they can ask me for free nonprofit web hosting or other techie help, and mspencer.net is at their service.

      Its system load sometimes goes as low as 0.6, but it's usually around 2.0 or 3.0. I've seen it over 10 before, swapping like crazy. The hardware is still very stable, and even under that tremendous load it keeps months of uptime.

      A page hosted on this machine has been linked from Penny Arcade's front page. (Static HTML, of course :) ) The /etc/passwd file has over 200 users. The box routes all traffic for a 640k/640k "Pro" DSL line, and its Apache service keeps on average 400k of that full. /var/log/httpd/access_log grows to between 80 and 150 MB over the span of a week, before it's rotated and gzipped.

      mspencer.net has successfully fought off an attempted installation of Movable Type. I think the user's complaint said something about it taking more than 60 seconds to create a page. phpBB2, however, runs acceptably.

      Users still bug me for an upgrade -- I bought the upgrade hardware months ago (512 MB RAM, AthlonXP 2400+, etc etc) but haven't gotten around to moving all the services over. I guess the old box isn't dead yet, and if it ain't broke...

      --Michael Spencer

    80. Re:jup by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1


      Yeah, I considered floppy based linux distros, but I still want log files.

      Incidentally, if you still have a 386SX or some other ancient beast kicking around, it isn't completely useless. Just set it up with no networking (the whole point is to have it off the network) and cat the log files from your firewall over to it. Even if a cracker rips through your firewall and deletes all the logs, the intrusion will still be logged on the non-networked PC.

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    81. Re:jup by RevAaron · · Score: 1

      Indeed, the quote is misattributed to Gates. But even though he may not have said it, the idea is there, and 64 KB isn't it. No 286 ever had 64 KB of RAM in it besides. :P

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    82. Re:jup by clymere · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Which is exactly why i run Firefox instead. It is much, much lighter and faster.

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    83. Re:jup by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      Hopefully the dot matrix printer doesn't cost him work for not looking professional.

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    84. Re:jup by realdpk · · Score: 1

      I picked up a 101-key IBM PS/2 keyboard off of eBay for $5 plus shipping. Damn good deal. This thing may even outlive *me*. :)

      FWIW it seems that the backs of these have the date of manufacture on them. Mine was made 1986.10.07, almost 18 years old.

    85. Re:jup by cynyr · · Score: 1

      the fastest box that i "own"(really i'm renting it from nmu) is a 1.7ghz pentium m and the slowest was a 100mhz pentium with 128MB or ram.... so yes i know hat it's like and i used that box untill about 2 years ago as my desktop. and now my primary box is a 876mhz transmeta. now the pentium is my server box with a 10mbit card. it's my print/web/nfs/smb/ftp/gentoo distfiles mirror/etc my web site was being served by it for a while. now that i'm back on 26.4 dial-up i don't have a web page... so yeah i know about old hardware even though i'm only 18

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    86. Re:jup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Do you know about the shift-to-create-capital-letters function of your keyboard, even though you're only 18?

      Obviously, you do not, and are just another illiterate college student.

    87. Re:jup by rkoot · · Score: 1
      Interesting....
      for mozilla users, click on the second image.

      you'll end up with a rather big and unreadable textfile.
      now hit the control-GrePlus a couple (like 5) times...

      r.

    88. Re:jup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But something's wrong. They say, according to Moore's law, this kind of technology expands at a doubling each 18 months. 15 years equals 10 doublings, which means today intel should ship processors at the speed of 33Mhz * 2^10 = 33Ghz... Can't find them in the stores...
      It's time for us to start critisizing, isn't it?

    89. Re:jup by WinterpegCanuck · · Score: 1
      Hmmm. . . If I recall, I did web development, photoshop, desktop publishing, runnign a quake server and most taxing 3d rendering in truespace and 3dSmax all on a p166 with an 8mb S3 vid and maybe 64 megs of ram. The hard drives were so small, you had to use the network to change your background ;-) I have a piii 400 upstairs running two operating systems at once with vmware, dual monitors, and all connected to a 133 running win2k server (don't ask how long the install went) and acting as my DHCP/DNS/Router.

      Besides all the pissing contest factors, old machines are also very good for developing and debugging programs. If only programmers used older systems for develpoment, we might not need to throw hardware away to combat sloppy code.

    90. Re:jup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got a 1985 IBM PS2 keyboard (manu by Lexmark international in the UK). Bloody love it.

    91. Re:jup by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, mine doesn't have any date on the back, but since it has a removable cord, I'm guessing it's one of the older models.

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    92. Re:jup by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Well, sometimes you need a clue by 4 and there isn't one handy, so a Model M comes in really handy.

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    93. Re:jup by jhylkema · · Score: 1
      Quoth the poster:

      Which is exactly why i run Firefox instead. It is much, much lighter and faster.

      And you know what, you're right. I installed it, ran it, and did "emerge unmerge mozilla" very shortly thereafter. Thanks for the tip!

  2. w00t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Three more years until she's legal!

    1. Re:w00t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      alright, post pics of you and her in three years

    2. Re:w00t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      15 is the legal age in Sweden :)

    3. Re:w00t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But only if both at under 18 and over 15, right? Cause if you're over 18 you can't be with someone who is under 18... I think?

    4. Re:w00t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, you fail it. just 15.

    5. Re:w00t by theirishman · · Score: 1

      12 in Holland...!!!! I know I was there when I was 12 :) also prostration is also legal.. :)

    6. Re:w00t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. You can be 15 if you're doing it with another minor. Not otherwise.

    7. Re:w00t by t_allardyce · · Score: 5, Funny

      prostration!? that sounds like a cross between prostate and castration.. erm.. *backs off slowly*

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    8. Re:w00t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so are there places where it's against the law to lay flat on the ground?

    9. Re:w00t by zephyrfalcon · · Score: 1

      Nope, the age of consent is 16 in the Netherlands...

    10. Re:w00t by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      Check out the 8086. She's 25 years old and still foxy.

    11. Re:w00t by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 4, Funny

      oh shit... 15's not legal?

      Anyone heading towards mexico?

      Perhaps she was overclocked... hey it aint my fault... they just should do that! She said she was a fucking DX... I said.. fine... Lets fuck baby.

      She said hang on... i gotta get into protected mode...

      I Said.. hey baby.. everything is fucking manged baby... i'm running Desqview and i'll be working the front door and the back door... whats your NUP bitch?

      She said "elitewarez"

      And so i slipped my login her oblivion2. The bitch was running 3 ports she dropped 3 lines... and i said i'm using them all cauze i have a 0-day load to drop...

      She said fuck, better be good... I said fuck yeah.. its the Fairlight release of Jordan in Flight.

      She said, i love jordan, hes so smooth... and so i fucked her brain dead and her memmanger screamed for more buffers.

      Then she said hold the fuck up... lets get her... I said her?

      She said yeah.. my config.sys

      I was there.... and her sys was all mine. Her sys was running renegade, but i knew it was just a hacked teleguard...

      So i busted through her backdoor and the only words i heard was "QEMM" Then suddenly she demanded that Norton Commander. I said fuck yeah... this shits going to pkunzip on her double -d's.

      Dam I was digging it... WHAT? 386... her sys was a 386... SON OF A BITCH... 25sx? What a fucking pig.

      No wonder.

      Never again will i boot another 486... but now and then i remember the days... so new, so fresh.. ah you never forget your first 286... and if you never forget your 286... try fucking a 486.

      Those were the days. Them was my chicks.

    12. Re:w00t by Fred+Or+Alive · · Score: 1

      Nope, here it's one more year for England / Scotland / Wales, or two years in Northern Ireland. /me hums Rule Britannia. ;-)

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    13. Re:w00t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's plain 15, nothing else. Go read the law - or use Google.

    14. Re:w00t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paragraphs are used to seperate ideas, not sentences.

    15. Re:w00t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or for telling a story like in a play... Or a poem? or GET A LIIIIIIIIIFE.

  3. Aww wow... by form3hide · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am really getting old, huh?

    *sniff... memoorrriieesss....

    1. Re:Aww wow... by thebes · · Score: 0

      I still wish I had my 486/100 sitting around (and functioning). No emulator or DOS alternative or cpu slowdown can compare to the real thing. I've tried DOSBox and VDM Sound, but they just still don't do it.

  4. Good times by Orgazmus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I still remember my first 486 based machine. It had everything!
    Soundcard, 256K videocard.
    I was the king of the block.
    Those where good times :)

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    1. Re:Good times by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I had a CDROM and 8MB RAM in mine ;) It was a source envy.

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    2. Re:Good times by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 5, Funny

      OH... and it had one of those mHz displays on the front, and with one press of the magical turbo button, I could go from 25 to 33 flat!

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    3. Re:Good times by MrRTFM · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Those turbo buttons were a pet hate of mine.

      They were only ever really useful on the original XT's before the old games used a timer instead of clock cycles, but due to marketing types liking the word 'TURBO' they kept sticking it on for years afterwards. It never served any point - the old games still wouldnt run on the slow setting.

      Now, my old TEC-1B single board computer was different - had a 100k pot to vary the clock speed from 0Hz to 100kHz. Thats a feature I would have liked to have on the PC's.

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    4. Re:Good times by hoborocks · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ah yes, good times...
      486SX/33, I always thought that the DX would give me some HUGE increase in power - shows how much I knew when I was....Jesus, 7? Wow, I'm getting old. I still remember my old Epson 8086...

      Anyway, 500mb hard drive, CD-rom drive (for Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis, a game I still play with ScummVM :-)), ghetto soundcard, and a whole bunch of random apps....The best was a morphing program. When was the last time someone used one of THOSE?

      Oh, it was made by Hyundai. I said "Daddy, don't they make cars?" and he said yes...confused me for quite a while, actually.

      Ahh the ramblings of a 7-year old. What memories. Too bad I used the chip as a comb a year or two ago, otherwise I'd fire it up. Oh right, and the hard drive's dead, and the graphics card burned up, and the motherboard, oh let's just not talk about it...

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    5. Re:Good times by Fred+Or+Alive · · Score: 1

      My Dad's P75 has a Turbo LED, which is BIOS controlled. He actually used to have to turn it of to use an EPROM programmer that didn't like Turbo mode...

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    6. Re:Good times by gotr00t · · Score: 1
      Mine even had a CDROM drive! It used case caddys (cases that you put CD's in so that they become some sort of cartridge) and operated at CDDA read speed, 1x.

      What was more interesting is the fact that it was external, and came with an ISA card that converted IDE into the propietary exterior interface (I think it had 50 pins), while most modern external optical drives can be connected using either 4 (USB) or 6 (Firewire) pins, and can achieve much faster speeds, which shows not only an improvement in optical technology, but also the underlying interface.

    7. Re:Good times by freedom_india · · Score: 1
      In 1995 i managed to convince my boss to buy a 486 DX2 66MHz, 14-inch color monitor, Win 3.11 FWG, and a dotmatrix printer. WOW!!!

      And then i made the mistake of trying to install Win'95 + IE 4.0(pre-release).

      Things have gone downhill ever since.

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    8. Re:Good times by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Strangely enough, that's the same problem I have--and my 486/66 is still too fast for my ancient eprom programmer card. So I think I'll disassemble the software and re-jig the fscking timing loops. (Not a high-priority task, let me tell you!)

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    9. Re:Good times by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      You're sure it wasn't SCSI? SCSI-1 was 50pin. And it didn't convert IDE into anything. It either used SCSI or it's own proprietary interface. The IDE/ATAPI interface for CDROM hadn't quite been developed yet.

      Side note. I had one of the shortest lived technologies. A 3x SCSI NEC MultiSpin. 3x lasted about 6 minutes before it was supplanted by 4x.

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    10. Re:Good times by FunkyChild · · Score: 1

      Hey, I was the envy of all my friends, having a 486 DX 40MHz, while they all had SX 33s.

      So now I can be like those teenage indie types and say I had an AMD CPU before they were cool!

    11. Re:Good times by Drathos · · Score: 1

      Hey! That button came in handy for trying to play the old Star Wars arcade game on my Pentium 133.

      One press of the Turbo button, and it went from 1 second until game over to 2 full seconds! :)

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    12. Re:Good times by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      But that was crap even in 95. I bought a USED 486DX4 120Mhz in 95. Pentiums had been out for several years.

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    13. Re:Good times by jhobbs · · Score: 1
      Those turbo buttons were a pet hate of mine.
      As a consultant with a two hour minimum, I personally thought those turbo buttons were a God-send. I have billed a two hour minimum, after two seconds work, many times for a machine that simply "started running really slow all of a sudden."
    14. Re:Good times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess it was LEDs on OEM machines too. People, e.g. first Pentium times loved to see led display "100" while most were running 486s

    15. Re:Good times by antirename · · Score: 1

      About 3 years ago, a manager where I work came asking for computer help. His kids were complaining that they could not access the internet from his home PC. He tried to install an ancient version of Netscape, and it complained that it needed 8MB of ram, and he only had four. This didn't make much sense when he tried to explain the problem, so I told him to bring the computer by my house one day after work and I'd take a look at it. He lugged in an early 486, which sure enough only had 4 megs of ram. I dug around in my "shoebox full of ram", found some matching sticks that would work, and gave him eight. His bios wouldn't detect the eight, and I couldn't find an update for the bios on his decade+ old box. Netscape loaded anyway, go figure. I think he still uses that machine for websurfing, some old DOS golf game, and his wife uses it to print classroom banners with an equally old dot matrix printer. As far as I know he hasn't upgraded. For me it would be a doorstop, for him it's all he needs.

    16. Re:Good times by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Strongly disagree. They were also useful on many old ATs, not just the XTs. I used to have a 6MHz 286 and an 8086 only ran about 4.77 right? So if I had had a turbo switch it would have been genuinely useful. There's lots of 6/12MHz ATs out there too, 6MHz is still kind of fast but not unbearably so for many dos games.

      Pathetically enough many DOS games ran without a timing loop well into the 32 bit era. X-COM is one of those games, and I still have not managed to get anything going to the point where I can properly play it any more.

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    17. Re:Good times by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      There have been numerous external IDE technologies. They're not that scary. Scary is a four foot long MFM cable going to an external (30MB, full height) hard drive because your IBM PC-1 only has a 63W power supply and can't provide enough power to run a hard drive. Especially not when you only have 64kB of memory onboard and you need an ISA Card to provide more. I had another 384kB on an AST card with a battery backed clock, too, so I was stylin'. Well, as stylin' as you can be for DOS 3.0 on a TTL-level processor (talk about ineffiecient for a given level of performance) running at 4.77MHz...

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    18. Re:Good times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to clock down my 300 MHz to 100 to play that game. Now I just use dosbox (Plays almost as fast as a 486DX-33 on my K7 1.8 GHz)

    19. Re:Good times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a Packard Hell 486/25 system a while back.

      The turbo button broke, and it got stuck in slow mode permanently. That really sucked!

    20. Re:Good times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Thats a feature I would have liked to have on the PC's.

      Sure, I have that feature on my Intel Pentium 4. Just apply a blowtorch to it, the hotter it gets, the slower it goes...

  5. Too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To think that's when I graduated high school and I only just got my first CS job!!!!

  6. 486 dx2 66 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    mines still going strong, gotta love doom :]

    1. Re:486 dx2 66 by thebes · · Score: 0

      That a DEC PC Lpx 486/66 dx2??

    2. Re:486 dx2 66 by Richard_L_James · · Score: 1
      gotta love doom

      hehe. me too. So buy an RS232 to IP convertor and I'll give you game over the net ;-)

    3. Re:486 dx2 66 by thebes · · Score: 0

      Use DooM Remake...it's sweet. Has IP and server configs all built in. It's actually quite good. You can also revert to make it look and feel exactly like the old Doom. I like it.

    4. Re:486 dx2 66 by Qwaniton · · Score: 1, Informative

      Ha!

      My Athlon 2200+'s fan died on Thursday so my primary machine is a 486. "Still going strong," sure, but let me tell you something.

      Microsoft claims that the minimum system requirements for Intarweb Exploder 5.5 include a "486/66".

      That is patently false. The only thing that runs good on here is the boot loader.

    5. Re:486 dx2 66 by Richard_L_James · · Score: 1
      Use DooM Remake...it's sweet. Has IP and server configs all built in

      Interesting. Thx. Although reading through posts on the net I have seen several people suggesting using the Win32 port JDoom instead.

      Still for many of us actually using old 386/486 (and below :) hardware is all part of the fun. In addition the joy of having old hardware lying around is you can take risks with it which you wouldn't want to do with your new PC, besides it's also fun to do things with older hardware that people wouldn't think was possible on such old equipment e.g. here is one of my favourites a webserver on a 8088.

    6. Re:486 dx2 66 by Fred+Or+Alive · · Score: 3, Informative

      You could try Opera, it runs alright on slower machines, at least it's a bit more lightweight than Internet Explorer and Mozilla. But you really need a nice, fast Pentium, say 90MHz, to get the best out of the internet. ;-)

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    7. Re:486 dx2 66 by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Damn, if he could find a V20 chip to upgrade with, that baby would fly! (NEC V20 were 8088 compatible, but shaved off a few clock cycles. On block-move and bitblt they a lot faster, which rocked for disk and screen I/O.)

      Can't have my V20 because I'm wire-wrapping a box with an LED front panel. Why? Because!

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    8. Re:486 dx2 66 by VAXGeek · · Score: 1

      Check this out: good stuff, client-server port of zdoom, still actively maintained. Very nice. ZDaemon

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    9. Re:486 dx2 66 by nutznboltz · · Score: 1

      You could try Opera on QNX since QNX is very lightweight.

    10. Re:486 dx2 66 by msim · · Score: 1

      Bah i could run quake 1 on mine!

      ok sure i had to down the res to 320x200 and have it at halfscreen with the extra rendering turned off. but it worked damnit!!!!

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    11. Re:486 dx2 66 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember my trusty 486 DX4 100Mhz! It was like a Pentium, only... it wasn't. It could even run Quake!

    12. Re:486 dx2 66 by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      What OS is he running?

      If he's got @ least 24MB RAM and Windows 95, go for Opera 7.50, but only run one tab at a time.

      If he's got Win/WinNT 3.x, go for Opera 3.62 Win16. Don't worry about RAM - that version is VERY lightweight...

    13. Re:486 dx2 66 by Qwaniton · · Score: 1

      486DX2/66 with 32MB RAM and Windows 95. And Opera 7.50 is DEFINITELY too slow on here. Opera 5 was too slow.

      What OS is best on here? Granted, I NEED AOL Instant Messenger. That's the one app that's required (I'm almost to the point of coding my own for whatever OS I choose, but that requires learning sockets and actually coding a real app in C. And I only know C, too.)

    14. Re:486 dx2 66 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      OK, here is what I would do:
      • Netscape Communicator 4 for the web. This is what I used before upgrading my P100. If you use Linux, Dillo is a leightweight web browser (don't know how well it hacks the modern web).
      • GAIM for all your IM needs. Supports AOL, Yahoo IM, etc. Available both for Windows and for Linux.
      • If using Linux, don't use KDE nor GNOME. XFCE or FVWM are far more snappy and memory-efficient.
      - Sam
    15. Re:486 dx2 66 by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Give up Slashdot if you use Dillo - doesn't render right.

      http://wp.netscape.com/communicator/aolinstant/v 4. 0/

      Netscape 4.x has an AIM client built in, so you might consider that on Windows 3.1. For browsing, I'd suggest Opera 3.62 for surfing, and Internet Explorer 5.0 16-bit (doesn't have the security holes that the 32-bit version does) for when a page doesn't render in Opera (likely, as it's an old version) or Netscrape (again, likely).

  7. i860 by chickenrob · · Score: 1

    I'm not familiar with the 1860. Could someone please post an overview and history of this?

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    1. Re:i860 by NeurAlien6 · · Score: 3, Informative

      ask and ye shall receive

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    2. Re:i860 by Saatan · · Score: 1

      wikipedia it says it was a failure because its pipeline controll was assigned to the program running and no compiler was up to that duty, and also because context changeing was very expensive, it could last for 2000 cycles in the worst case.

    3. Re:i860 by moreati · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I'd never heard of it either, but google and wikipedia to the rescue:

      Intel i860

      Basically it was a highend RISC architecture, dependant on smarts in the compiler to achieve good performance, it flopped. Quote:

      Paper performance was impressive for a single-chip solution; however, real-world performance was anything but. One problem, perhaps unrecognized at the time, was that runtime code paths are difficult to predict, meaning that it becomes exceedingly difficult to properly order instructions at compile time
      .

      The parallels with the Itanium are striking.

      Designing a compiler which allows the Itanium to perform up to its potential has proved to be a difficult task and a very serious issue. Improvements are steadily being made; still, porting software to Itanium has a reputation for difficulty.
    4. Re:i860 by prandal · · Score: 1

      Some people never learn :-)

    5. Re:i860 by lenski · · Score: 4, Informative
      Actually, the i860 was a graphics chip. I guess that the original author intended to refer to the i960, a chip that was used in several communication systems that I worked on.

      Intel released the I960 as an embedded chip, expecting to see some military applications. The first versions were the i960KA (without floating point) and i960KB (with floating point). They didn't get all that far in the marketplace. However the i960CA and its followon the i960CF were pretty slick. The i960 had 32 general purpose registers, and a processor-defined function call sequence that always placed a set of 16 on the stack ("caller-owned") and left a set of 16 alone ("args , temp & return values"). The i960CA cached the top 4, 6 or 8 stack frames in on-chip static memory with a 128-bit pathway to the main register set. This gave it amazing function calling and interrupt service performance. We wrote a sample clock-interrupt test that serviced a 100 kHz clock interrupt using only 23% of the CPU. (Remember, this was in 1992...) The product we built (see next paragraph) is still out in the network, switching phone calls.

      I remember receiving one of first the 486DX2/66 processors in the city where I live (Columbus Ohio). I was at AT&T/BL at the time, and we were building a product based on a pair of 66MHz 486 and a pair 33 MHz i960CA processors. (Intel sent us a pair of chips for evaluation) We wanted to benchmark them, and I was the only developer whose home system could use the 32-bit capabilities of the 486. The 486DX2/66 was a screamer...

      <offtopic>
      Being a total geekazoid, I had UNIX (yup, I blew $800 on a "used" SVR3.2 license)! I kept that license current through Novell UNIXware SVR4.2 in 1996, when this new geek-friendly OS called "Linux" had just received BKL-based SMP capability. I tried it, liked it, and kept using it. This "Linux" already had better VM performance (in my opinion) than the traditional UNIX, and semed to me to be on the way to much larger things. I stopped updating my UNIX license, donating it instead to a local high school.

      I've been a developer for >30 years and have a clear idea of what I want in a workstation. Linux (and to be honest, including the valuable GNU utilities) provides that set of capabilities better than any other system I've ever used. I don't know about MacOS X, it might be pretty good. But in my experience, Linux has no peer. FYI, this experience includes every Microsoft operating system, every IBM mainframe operating systsem up to VS/ESA, PDP-11 DOS/Batch, RSTS/E, RT-11, VAX/VMS, Data General RDOS, AOS, AOS/VS on the MV4000 and MV8000, classic UNIX on a 68010, UNIX on IBM/Amdahl mainframes, BSD/OS on PCs, SunOS on sparc/2 and Sparc/10, NetBSD and OpenBSD. I also tried out Next and Apollo Domain. Sun and the BSD's came closest to Linux in quality.

      Everything else is an also-ran. Finally, at present my day job involves embedded Linux. I've worked with both uClinux (m68k) and real Linux (MPC860 & 826x), (mostly updating and debugging) drivers for both. I have *never* seen a system as robust. Linux itself, the development process that led to its existence, and the ongoing development process that allows it to be such a powerful system, are all major treasures for those willing to recognize them.
      </offtopic>

    6. Re:i860 by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1

      The I860 did find its niche, when used as intended - a floating point DSP, not a general purpose desktop processor. (It lacked a hardware memory management unit) I saw a lot of dual and quad 3U VME i860 number crunching boards intended for high end signal processing apps, such as radar beam forming, and satellite receivers.

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    7. Re:i860 by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, the i860 was a graphics chip.

      Not really. It certainly did have some nice graphics stuff built in, but I can clearly remember Intel marketing it as "A Supercomputer On a Chip". Intel also made a series of boxes called the ISPC 860 supercomputer containing arrays of i860's and sold it as, guess what, a supercomputer.

      As primarily an assembly language programmer, I'm not that fond of RISC processors, but looking at the i860, it seems quite nice compared to a MIPS or ARM.

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    8. Re:i860 by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 1

      However the i960CA and its followon the i960CF were pretty slick. The i960 had 32 general purpose registers, and a processor-defined function call sequence that always placed a set of 16 on the stack ("caller-owned") and left a set of 16 alone ("args , temp & return values"). The i960CA cached the top 4, 6 or 8 stack frames in on-chip static memory with a 128-bit pathway to the main register set. This gave it amazing function calling and interrupt service performance.

      The UltraSparc did this as well (slightly different register layout, but same idea). I'm not sure when this was introduced (UltraSparc or earlier); anyone out there have a timeframe for Sun's implementation vs. Intel's?

    9. Re:i860 by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Actually, the i860 was a graphics chip. I guess that the original author intended to refer to the i960, a chip that was used in several communication systems that I worked on.

      The i860 was intended for use as a general purpose CPU. The i960 added some features (context switching) and deleted some others (MMU support).

      The i860, known as the "Cray on a Chip" was difficult to program. The 33 MHz chip was theoretically capable of 66 MIPS, whereas the 33 MHz 486 was only capable of 26 MIPS. But poor compiler support reduced this to about five to ten MIPS.

      There went the supposed advantage of the i860.

    10. Re:i860 by Dave9876 · · Score: 1

      Sparc uses register windows. Sparc was a fairly direct descendent of the Stanford RISC project (early 80's?), which is where register windows came from. Of course they might date back further, but they've definately been there a while.

    11. Re:i860 by slittle · · Score: 1

      What the..? Normally it's (those that claim to be) ASM programmers complaining about how much nicer RISC is compared to CISC... ???

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    12. Re:i860 by shizzle · · Score: 1
      The parent is mistaken... the i860 and i960 were pretty much unrelated. The only thing they had in common was that they were both general-purpose CPUs that could have displaced the x86 line but for various reasons never did.

      The reason the i860 might be remembered as a graphics processor is that it did have special graphics instructions (think MMX) and very high peak floating-point performance, and after it became clear that it would never cut it as a true general-purpose CPU it lived on for a while as a dedicated CPU on high-end graphics boards.

      There's a pretty good overview here.

      For those who think the i860 looks pretty nice, consider this: it had a "push" pipeline for floating point, which meant that the pipeline would only advance when new instructions were issued. So if it took four stages to do an operation, the result of the first operation came out when you issued the fourth one. Just to keep things exciting, I believe the result of the first instruction was stored in the register specified by the fourth instruction (so the pipeline didn't have to bother remembering the destination register specified by the first instruction).

    13. Re:i860 by k8to · · Score: 1

      Computer hardware industry legend has it that the i860 design was originally created exclusively for a video controller type application, but was then modified to act as a general purpose processor because of its apparent high performance.

      I don't know if it's true, but it was told to me by embedded engineers who MIGHT be echoing correct info.

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    14. Re:i860 by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 1

      Any true asm programmer should be appalled with any instruction set that doesn't let you do a logical/arithmetic operation and a memory move in a single instruction.

      The whole justification of RISC was that a C compiler could easily produce good code, not that asm programmers would like it.

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  8. Slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    BLURB

    Intel's venerable 486 CPU is now 15-years-old. Intel began working on the 486 in the early 1980s, and introduced the chip in April of 1989. The 486 was essentially an improved, modified version of the 386. The 32-bit 486 was initially manufactured on a one micron process, and was introduced at speeds of 25 and 33MHz.

    All 486 chips except for the "sx" versions came with a built-in floating-point unit and contained 8 KB of cache memory. The 486 was capable of 20 MIPS performance, and contained certain features (such as pipelining) which had previously been found in mainframes. As a result of these enhancements the 486 was theoretically able to execute one instruction per clock cycle. Today's processors have clockspeeds 100 times faster than the original 486, but the instructions per clock (IPC) of the latest CPUs isn't much better than the IPC of the 486. Intel also decided to release the 32-bit, superscalar i860 CPU, which was specifically designed for scientific applications, in 1989. In Only the Paranoid survive, Intel's former CEO Andy Grove recounts the dilemma of launching two largely incompatible CPUs at the same time:

    We now had two very powerful chips that we were introducing at just about the same time: the 486, largely based on CISC technology and compatible with all the PC software, and the i860, based on RISC technology, which was very fast but compatible with nothing. We didn't know what to do. So we introduced both, figuring we'd let the marketplace decide. However, things were not that simple. Supporting a microprocessor architecture with all the necessary computer-related products - software, sales, and technical support - takes enormous resources. Even a company like Intel had to strain to do an adequate job with just one architecture. And now we had two different and competing efforts, each demanding more and more internal resources. Development projects have a tendency to want to grow like the proverbial mustard seed. The fight for resources and for marketing attention (for example, when meeting with the customer, which processor should we highlight) led to internal debates that were fierce enough to tear apart our microprocessor organization. Meanwhile, our equivocation caused our customers to wonder what Intel really stood for, the 486 or i860?

    Compaq recommended to Intel that it abandon the i860 and concentrate all of its efforts on the 486. Microsoft pressured Intel to promote the i860, and strongly encouraged Intel to introduce an i860-based PC. Intel decided to emphasize the 486, and ended up selling hundreds of millions of 486 processors. It is intriguing to think of how different the computer industry would be today if Intel had decided to emphasize the i860 instead of the 486.

    1. Re:Slashdotted by Orgazmus · · Score: 0

      Really?
      Still fastloading here.

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    2. Re:Slashdotted by stud9920 · · Score: 1

      In an open source world, this wouldn't have mattered...

    3. Re:Slashdotted by happyhangone · · Score: 2, Interesting

      486 sx came with the buit in floating point unit disable for marketing and price control reasons...

      But it came anyway... (well on the early releases)

  9. And take that thought... by philntc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    about how feeble a device that a 486 is today, and look at the PC in front of you now.

    What will be sitting in its place 15 years from now? A.I. or bloatware?

    1. Re:And take that thought... by bcmm · · Score: 1

      Bloatware, of course!

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    2. Re:And take that thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A.I. or bloatware?

      A.I. is bloatware.

    3. Re:And take that thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      about how feeble a device that a 486 is today, and look at the PC in front of you now.
      The PC in front of me now IS a 486.
    4. Re:And take that thought... by kfg · · Score: 1

      . . .look at the PC in front of you now.

      A 486.

      What will be sitting in its place 15 years from now?

      God willing and the crick don't rise none a 486, but yeah, I keep a bit more up to date for gaming.

      KFG

    5. Re:And take that thought... by xs650 · · Score: 1

      What will be sitting in its place 15 years from now? A.I. or bloatware?

      I expect to be using bloatware A.I. to complement my N.I. (natural ignorance)

    6. Re:And take that thought... by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      MS Office 2019, req. 8 Ghz CPU 6 GB RAM , rec. 12Ghz CPU/ 16GB RAM.

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    7. Re:And take that thought... by servognome · · Score: 1

      An all powerful and all knowing Clippy! Not exactly sure which category he'd fall under though.

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    8. Re:And take that thought... by karmatic · · Score: 1

      Your google bomb won't work - sigs are only sent to logged in users, so search engines never see them.

    9. Re:And take that thought... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      MS Office 2019, req. 8 Ghz CPU 6 GB RAM , rec. 12Ghz CPU/ 16GB RAM.

      Yeah, right. Windows XP, released in '03, recommends 128MB of RAM and a 300MHz CPU. Now, we all know that "Moore's Law" isn't, but it has been a fairly accurate predictor. Using that rule of thumb to extrapolate from 2003 to 2019:

      16 years equals about 10 "generations", or a 2^10 multiplier. That equates to 128GB of memory and a 300GHz CPU. If that sounds crazy, consider that 1MB of memory and a 7MHz CPU were pretty normal and widely used in 1988. I doubt that we'll actually see near-terahertz CPUs (is that even possible), but don't doubt that we'll have multi-CPU systems with the equivalent performance.

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    10. Re:And take that thought... by feidaykin · · Score: 1
      Ah, the 486... Who needs PCI slots anyway? Not us! AGP? Hah! Give me a VLB card and I'll be fine!

      Actually, when it comes to computers, I often joke with my friends when I talk of eras past by saying "Those were the good old days... Wait a minute... those days sucked, nevermind."

      My first computer (this is going to make me look like even more of a youngun to you) was an Acer with an AMD 486 at 66 MHz. Ohhh, ahhh! heh. 8 whole MB of ram, too. Quake made it hurt, but it actually ran the original Diablo pretty well.

      Just for shits, here's a picture of the machine that started it all.

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    11. Re:And take that thought... by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      I had a 486 with PCI slots....

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    12. Re:And take that thought... by bcmm · · Score: 1

      Hadn't realised that -- and I copied that idea from someone else.

      I suppose they think that sigs would be too confusing to anyone other than regular users, or to those with normal senses of humor....
      I need a new sig now...

      </OT>

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    13. Re:And take that thought... by bairy · · Score: 0

      Yeah, right. Windows XP, released in '03, recommends 128MB of RAM and a 300MHz CPU Having run XP on a Celeron 333 (oc 366), I can safely say those requirements are bollocks. Sure, you can get away with it if you drop all the visual effects and non vitals (such as the GUI.. er I mean system restore) but if you do that you effectively have Win2000 anyway, but you can't really *run* XP at any decent response rate... or at least you can't run any reasonable apps and have everything respond.

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    14. Re:And take that thought... by feidaykin · · Score: 1
      Ahhhh yes, the DX4? I had nearly forgotten about that thing. What was it, maybe 100 MHz? I think that's as fast as the 486 ever went...

      But don't try to tell me you had one with an AGP slot... ;)

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    15. Re:And take that thought... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      BTW, it doesn't really require 64MB RAM and a 233MHz Pentium II - look at this thread - one 20MHz Pentium I with 32MB RAM, and one 63MHz Pentium Overdrive with 18MB RAM(!)

      Anyone willing to try my ideas in that thread (run on a 5x86, and run on Bochs on a 386 STUFFED with RAM)?

    16. Re:And take that thought... by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      Nope, no AGP... but it was a 120Mhz beast. I bought it used at least two years after Pentiums came out.

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    17. Re:And take that thought... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      BTW, it doesn't really require 64MB RAM and a 233MHz Pentium II - look at this thread - one 20MHz Pentium I with 32MB RAM, and one 63MHz Pentium Overdrive with 18MB RAM(!)

      Youch - that had to hurt! Well, I'm sure that Office 2019 won't really require 128GB of memory. You'll probably be able to open Word with only 32GB, but you won't get the translucent, shimmering text.

      Girls are like Internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

      Nice. On the other hand, I do hope the ones you like hold out for more than $17. Now that you mention it, I dated quite a few .edu's when I was in college. I almost married a .com, but ended up with a .net. I'm a lucky guy!

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    18. Re:And take that thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +5 Funny, -0.5 Offtopic, +2 Insightful, +1 Scary.

    19. Re:And take that thought... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      You know the rest of that? It's stolen from bash.org, and the rest reads:

      Well, you can still get one from a strange country ;-).

      (this was an IRC conversation, and it was the reply to the previous line)

      Also, you don't realize the translucent shimmering text is already possible as early as Word 2000, and it might even be in Word 97. WordArt can be translucent, and regular text can be shimmering (it's in text effects or something on the Font dialog).

    20. Re:And take that thought... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      Well, you can still get one from a strange country ;-).

      Hah! I didn't realize you were quoting. :)

      Also, you don't realize the translucent shimmering text is already possible as early as Word 2000, and it might even be in Word 97. WordArt can be translucent, and regular text can be shimmering (it's in text effects or something on the Font dialog).

      Lesson: never try to make fun of fictional Microsoft bloat. There is no such thing.

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    21. Re:And take that thought... by Threni · · Score: 1

      >And take that thought... about how feeble a device that a 486 is today, and look at the >PC in front of you now.

      I do both at the same time at work. Many of our customers use 486s and we are currently performing an upgrade on them all so that the retail software we sell supports the new chip and pin credit/debit card system. Say goodbye SQL Server/VB/Crystal reports, say hello 16bit C.

      (Note: Does anyone else here find having to use Seagate's Crystal Reports (simply because there is no competition) a singularly tedious and unrewarding experience?)

  10. I love the 486. by Seth+Finklestein · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Even though I'm currently boycotting Intel following their decision to enable Pentium III serial numbers, I still use my 486.

    I have a 486 DX/33 box running Slackware Linux. It serves as my router, my firewall, my file server, my print server, my game server, and my media server. This is, without a doubt, the most useful box in all of boxendom.

    Sincerely,
    Seth Finklestein
    Box Builder

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    1. Re:I love the 486. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whats the IP?

    2. Re:I love the 486. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...my game server...

      Oh? And what, praytell, multiplayer games are you serving up on your 486/33? FreeCiv?

    3. Re:I love the 486. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It serves as my router, my firewall, my file server, my print server, my game server, and my media server."

      I call bullshit on this.

    4. Re:I love the 486. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the Fakestein troll. BULLSHIT it is!

    5. Re:I love the 486. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      qwsv runs fine on a 486

    6. Re:I love the 486. by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      I have a PIII and no serial number.

  11. Obvlivious by z0ink · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine a beowolf clu....
    Oh. 15 years old, right.

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    1. Re:Obvlivious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not that crazy

      Anyone wanna do the quick calculations on how many procs it would take to break into the Top 500 Supercomputers"? I think the lowest is 128x 2.4Ghz Xeons

    2. Re:Obvlivious by OSSMKitty · · Score: 1

      Been there, done that.

      Actually, it was a pretty simple Mosix setup built from 4 or 5 little 25MHz machines my school had sitting around. It acutually did better on the benchmarks then we were expecting. 'Course, these were some pretty tricked out 486s...VLBus video cards, a couple megs of memory, hard drives, 10Mbit ethernet cards, the works

    3. Re:Obvlivious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have done the calculations, and the result is:

      A Metric Fuckton

    4. Re:Obvlivious by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I knew a guy that was putting together a cluster of 486s. I think he succeeded with mostly donated and tossed hardware. He did get a one year internship setting up and maintaining a 16 node Athlon cluster.

  12. Whoa... by su2ge · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ahhh, those were the days..... Gorilla still ran at a decent speed, but then when these new fangled contraptions came around, the banana moved at the speed of light!

    1. Re:Whoa... by grahamlee · · Score: 2, Informative

      What about Donkey on the original IBM PC, which was distributed as source? That was written by Gates, in part and was MS software.

      Or there's this.

    2. Re:Whoa... by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      I think its a cool gesture from MS to their boss, they coded Donkey in .NET . I don'T know its the same "donkey" we talk about :)

      http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx? Fa milyId=990D0EC1-23EA-4408-898D-1FD5727A8890&displa ylang=en

    3. Re:Whoa... by grahamlee · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's the same game although the original was a little more, well, crap. :-)

    4. Re:Whoa... by msim · · Score: 1

      Screw that, just go in and modify the timers in the source and you could have light speed bananas right there in 1995!!

      Modify it equally in the opposite direction now and it might actually be playable today. :-)

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  13. Yes but can 486s run.... by Brie+and+gherkins · · Score: 0

    .....ah nevermind

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  14. Strangely enough... by rayd75 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I still fondly remember my first experience with a 486. What was it? Watching a bad BSA propaganda video clip entitled "Don't copy that floppy." Sounds kinda dirty now but at the time the fact that I was watching real motion video on a PC screen was enough to make me forget the source.

    1. Re:Strangely enough... by nkh · · Score: 1

      Did you mean this video? I know you want it...

    2. Re:Strangely enough... by AsnFkr · · Score: 1

      Want to re-live that video? Here it is:

      Dont Copy That Floppy
      (18megs)
      Right Click->save as

    3. Re:Strangely enough... by servognome · · Score: 1

      Hmmm for some strange reason my pirated version of neverwinter nights looks different than whats in the video. Darn pirates ripped me off!
      And its encouraging to see equipment makers like Dell taking steps to prevent people from copying floppies

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    4. Re:Strangely enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still fondly remember my first experience with a 486. What was it? Watching a bad BSA propaganda video clip entitled "Don't copy that floppy." Sounds kinda dirty now but at the time the fact that I was watching real motion video on a PC screen was enough to make me forget the source.

      Sounds kinda dirty now
      Sure does and I bet you that you are actually remembering your first experience with AAPLAYER and hotbabes.fli now aren't you ;)

  15. Ah the memories by papasui · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My very 1st machine was an Acer 486/66 dx2 with 4 megs of ram and a 500 gig hd. I was about 12 at the time and the king of Dos :). Is it just me or were the games back then a lot more fun than they are now? I remember playing Doom, Leisure Suit larries, crystal caves, etc.

    1. Re:Ah the memories by codexus · · Score: 1

      It's not just you. Games were a lot more fun when I was 12 too. ;)

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    2. Re:Ah the memories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Wow. Where can I get one of those 500gig HDDs?

    3. Re:Ah the memories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My very 1st machine was an Acer 486/66 dx2 with 4 megs of ram and a 500 gig hd.

      You sure that wasn't a 500mb hd, I don't think there were even 60gig hds back then.

    4. Re:Ah the memories by VertigoAce · · Score: 1

      A 500 gig hd? You must have been one rich 12 year old...

    5. Re:Ah the memories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear lord, a 500 gig hard drive? Do you have any of those ancient 15 year old 500 gigs lying around? I could use a few! Ah, and by my estimates the machine puts you at the age of 23 . . . except for the 500 gig hard drive . . . sure would like to get my hands on that . . . maybe mike's computers (re: toms hardware) has a few of them.

    6. Re:Ah the memories by thebes · · Score: 0

      the didn't have many drives over 512 MB...the bios couldn't support them....nevermind 60 gigs.

    7. Re:Ah the memories by cemaco · · Score: 1

      I can never forget my 486/66 dx2. It was the first P.C. I ever built myself. It was also the very first (only) one I wrecked . Note: Don't try to install a Sound Blaster Card with the system switched on, when its a hot summer day and humid enough to boil you in your socks. Picture what one drop of perspiration can do.

    8. Re:Ah the memories by Peorth · · Score: 1

      I hate to break the news to you, but Doom wasn't out ~15 years ago. ^_^
      Personally, I wrote nasty DOS user interface shells in QBASIC for my step-grandfather (who was completely inept but expected to use the glorious 386 computer to write news articles), and snuck off to play shareware CD volumes and Carmen Sandiego games. One of my favorites was a game where you tried to dive down into the ocean and evade sharks and stuff. It was really whacky. XD
      I didn't get a 486 for a few years, it was a Compaq 486/66 DX2 (no FPU of course) and I mostly played evil little boring games and got gaming hints off of school Macintoshes (it was -amazing- after all when Netscape 2.0 was finally released).

    9. Re:Ah the memories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The DX2 had a FPU, silly.

    10. Re:Ah the memories by CentaurisII · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think they were more fun.

      My 486 was a 486SX/25 with 4MB RAM 170MB Conner HDD, later upgraded to 8MB with a 2x CD-ROM drive for the small fortune of just over $1,000 (AU).

      Back then, incremental versions of Microsoft products provided actual functionality. Memmaker (bundled with MS-DOS 6.0+) was a godsend for anyone who had sat down trying "loadhigh" (autoexec.bat) "devicehigh" (config.sys) and the ordering of drivers to get more than 600KB of conventional memory free.

      Games back then had more depth and bredth - I was a big fan of the Sierra/Dynamix series - Kings Quest 5, 6 and 7, Space Quest, Leisure Suit Larry 6, Quest for Glory 3 and 4, Police Quest 3 were among the games I spent too much of my childhood playing :-)

      As a side-note, I remember Kings Quest 6 in particular came in a 12 or 13 (I think) disk set. Included was a note saying that in order to hear the Theme Song (Girl in the Tower), I would have to call a radio station in the USA and request it. For an 11 year old Australian, that bummed me out!

      Ahh.. I don't know where it is anymore, but that box se.. oh crap. I left it in the crawlspace in the roof of my old house. C'est la vie.

    11. Re:Ah the memories by illumin8 · · Score: 1

      My very 1st machine was an Acer 486/66 dx2 with 4 megs of ram and a 500 gig hd. I was about 12 at the time and the king of Dos :).

      Wow, talk about making me feel old... My first IBM compatible machine (not counting the Osborne Executive (CP/M), or the Commodore 64) was a 286 that my parents bought when I was about 15. It had 1 MB of memory and ran at 12 mhz., with EGA graphics and a 40 MB (that's right, megabytes, not gigabytes) hard drive. I learned how to program in Pascal on that thing using Turbo Pascal... Good times.

      Anyway, when I got into college I remember taking out a student loan for $2000 just so I could build myself a "dream machine" for my CS major. I built myself a 386-33, with a whopping 4 MB of RAM and (here's the kicker), a whopping 340 MB hard drive. I was running a BBS at the time and wanted a lot of space. Anyway, I remember the hard drive alone cost $900! But it was still going strong about 5 years later when I sold it.

      I guess it's fun to think back and see how far hardware has come in such a short time. I also get a kick when I see all these modders and PC builders building custom machines, and then I think "man, I was building my own PCs back in 1992". Makes me feel kinda like an old fart, but truthfully, the Intel architecture has not really changed since then.

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    12. Re:Ah the memories by Matt · · Score: 1
      Is it just me or were the games back then a lot more fun than they are now?
      They were to me, anyway. I remember the entire reason I upgraded to a 486 was to play X-Wing. :-)
    13. Re:Ah the memories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a similar system as my first PC (migrated from amiga). I remember how hard it was to get to play Falcon 3. The memory configuration was a very difficult task to do, since Falcon required more than 600 kilos of mem. Later on I managed to get some 620 kilos free for the game (including CD-rom, and scandinavian keymaps) After learning the basics for maximizing the amount of memory, I have never had full confidence for the memory configuration for windows.

    14. Re:Ah the memories by papasui · · Score: 1

      Yeah that should be a 500 Meg hd. My bad.

    15. Re:Ah the memories by grahamlee · · Score: 1

      Some of ID's development was contracted out to The Omni Group, who did their stuff on NeXTSTEP. You haven't lived until you've played Doom and Doom II on a 33MHz MC68040 :-)

    16. Re:Ah the memories by M1FCJ · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You should have used a proper OS then. OS/2 never had any problems like this (nor did Linux).

    17. Re:Ah the memories by thebes · · Score: 0

      Um dude...read my post BIOS. If the bios cannot detect the hardware, then it doesn't matter what software you use, you're fubar'd.

    18. Re:Ah the memories by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      My first PC compatible was an 8088 with 1MB RAM (which was considered good, because some were still being sold with 512). The HDD was 20MB, and I remember we used to think "we'll never fill that up!" Also had an EGA card... held out until I could get some sort of reasonable graphics. CGA and those Hercules monochrome cards wouldn't do.

      Same thing with me though, although I mainly used it to dial into the school's computers, I eventually got Turbo C and, after saving for I forget how long, Turbo C++ 3.0 (woohoo!)

      Of course, that wasn't exactly my first computer, but I don't want to play the "just how old are you" game because I know I'm handily beat by many older slashdotters who were "using punch cards and we were happy!"

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    19. Re:Ah the memories by bairy · · Score: 0
      were the games back then a lot more fun than they are now?

      I think they were more fun for three reasons.
      First, you concentrated on the game itself and how exciting and new the concept of games was.
      Two, because of the power and all the gadgets you can get for games (gamepad etc.), you don't concentrate on the simplicities of the game itself because you have to learn all 200 key and button combinations.. Simple is always better
      And three, games today are all clones. All the doom clones, "tycoon" games etc.. they're all basically the same concept of games but new surrounding. The only real exception I found was Halo because although it was just standard stuff: fps, kill everything, many weapons etc.. it did add variety such as vehicles and ability to steal enemy guns, the self-rechargeable shield too.

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    20. Re:Ah the memories by hey! · · Score: 1

      Buddy, you don't get any geezer geek points unless you've (a) [cool option] had to load a computer's bootstrap through the front panel switches or (b) [uncool option] submitted jobs on cards. That's it: DECs or decks, take your pick.o.

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    21. Re:Ah the memories by Reziac · · Score: 1

      It took my high school's IBM1620 about 15 minutes to warm up, so no way could "decks" be cool ... unless, of course, you could read the raw punch cards (a sure sign of spending too much of your free time in the computer lab :)

      It was a Big Deal when we got a paper tape reader to load the OS every morning. Saved half an hour of boot time!!

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    22. Re:Ah the memories by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      My very 1st machine was an Acer 486/66 dx2 with 4 megs of ram and a 500 gig hd.

      Damnit! Now you've done it. That's a call of challenge to old timers. It will devolve into someone saying their first computer had a 386 with 2 megs of ram, another that their first computer was an 8086 with 640KB ram, and an ancient troll will emerge saying their first computer was a Sinclair. Eventually this will devolve into someone saying they used to whistle tones over a phone line to connect to a BBS at which point someone will say "LUXURY! I had to use smoke signals and carrier pigeons to transport my data!"

      So be smart and be careful, never quote the specs of your first computer.

    23. Re:Ah the memories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa I guess I better take that 12gig out of that computer sitting right behind me! It can not detect it! Oh wait its the boot drive. And it works just fine.

      Also I better take this scsi drive out of this computer the bios does not detect that either. Oh wait its the boot drive.

      Hmm I think you need to rethink your statment.

    24. Re:Ah the memories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get the fuck out of here, anime faggot.

    25. Re:Ah the memories by Inconnux · · Score: 1

      Games were better because they werent completely based on the 'latest' graphic engines. Game companies concentrated on the actual mechanics of the game. I love the old games :)

    26. Re:Ah the memories by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      VGA Sharks? I think that's what you're talking about - I've still got a shareware CD volume with that on it.

      BTW, on 486s, DX MEANS FPU.

    27. Re:Ah the memories by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      My first computer was an original revision //c.

      My first PC was an IBM PS/1 (PCjr was it's predecessor, Aptiva was it's successor), with 1MB RAM, a 386SX/16 (I think), and a 40MB hard drive. From what I've seen, I think it was a Canadian model, even though I'm in the US (my grandmother got it on closeout from Sun Electronics, an old bargain-basement electronics chain - H.H. Gregg is pretty much the same thing). It ran DOS 4.0 (I forget whose, but I remember IBM copyrights, so probably PC-DOS), and had the 4-Quad screen. We never used the modem, and (this one's a computer stupidity) had to fight the mouse because she threw away the ring that held the ball in, thinking it was packing material. We tried and tried to get a new mouse, but all we'd find was PS/2 (no PS/2 port) and serial (no serial port either). Turns out, it was an AT mouse - we needed a AT-PS/2 keyboard converter like what's on my older tower now (I'm using a PS/2 Model M, and it's an AT tower).

      40MB was hardly enough. We were filling it quickly, and we weren't even power users! (my parents told me to not touch BASICA.COM, because I might erase files - if I wanted to mess about with BASIC, I had to grab one of my Apple IIs)

    28. Re:Ah the memories by M1FCJ · · Score: 1
      Oh well, if I knew this I would have never bought a 1.2 gig disk for my 386... Damn...

      It works. Really. As long as you have a boot partition which is smaller than your BIOS limit (504MiB for those goode olde days), you can boot off a decent OS and use the rest of the disk because the system will bypass BIOS and access the disk properly. OS/2 worked fine, even very early distibutions of Linux (Ygdrassil's with .9x Linux kernels) worked fine as well. Been there, done that.

      There were no LBA or LARGE options on the BIOS settings and the BIOS would only see 504MiB. So what? Use a propert OS and everything should just work.

  16. Oh yes the 486 by Insipid+Trunculance · · Score: 1

    Logo and Basic.

    Somehow i still prefer those simple joys of 15 years ago.

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    1. Re:Oh yes the 486 by blrr · · Score: 0

      Online LOGO Interpreter

      Here

      enjoy!

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    2. Re:Oh yes the 486 by JessLeah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You fucking retard. The '486 wasn't about "Logo and BASIC". The '486 was about Doom. Duke Nukem 3D. Even Quake. The '486 was about C, Slackware Linux 3.0, Windows '95, Windows NT 4.0, Red Hat 4.2. The '486 wasn't this ancient monstrosity you seem to remember it as. It was a fairly modern machine which could run fairly modern software. To this day you can run the latest Debian, Slackware or Gentoo on it (not to mention NetBSD, OpenBSD, etc. etc. etc.). Stop encouraging the "newer is always better" / "anything older than 2 years old was worthless toy hardware" sheeple.

    3. Re:Oh yes the 486 by Reziac · · Score: 1

      OT, but on following your sigline... are you the person to report a bug to?? I had an Interesting Experience with cat generating a 2.1GB file (yes, 2 GIGS!!) instead of the 15mb or so expected from the source files. ???!!

      Also, I'm looking for a proper TREE util that works in Win32 and knows LFNs, how about the one that was omitted?

      And back to topic, I entirely agree -- just because it's "old" and can't do the heavy lifting required for modern bloatware doesn't make last year's hardware useless. (You wouldn't throw out your grandmother, would you??) If it can still do the job *expected* of it, it is still useful. Hell, there are lots of XTs out there running plotters and cranking out invoices; anything faster would be both overkill for the job, and needless expense.

      As to what a 486 can run... I recently hooked the wrong junk HD to my SIMM tester box, a 486DX4-100 which at the time had all of 8mb RAM... and found myself watching Win2K boot up. Took a while to get going but was actually usable and stable once it got to the desktop!!

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  17. 486? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's a left-over from the Stone Age.

    It's funny, but I can't seem to throw mine away...

    1. Re:486? by ValourX · · Score: 1

      Maybe because you paid $2k or more for it when it first came out?

      Hard to part with all that cash. And that's 1989 money too.

      -Jem

    2. Re:486? by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      It's funny, isn't it? My 8088 system was around $2000 in 1988 - mostly because of the swanky EGA compatible monitor and card. The 20MB HDD was a hefty chunk of change, too.

      Then in early 92 I got a 386 40Mhz for about $1800, right around the time the computer store I went to was starting to sell 486 clones at 25Mhz. I got 4MB RAM, SVGA, and 120MB HDD. I remember installing slackware a couple of years later on that thing - I think I had almost 40 3.5inch floppy disks.

      I bought a 17inch monitor for over $1000 (including tax) in 1995 (it was a very good Iiyama monitor). Nowadays I wouldn't spend more than $500 or $600 on a complete system (sans monitor).

      The only thing that hasn't adjusted accordingly is software.

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  18. It was my first by L.+VeGas · · Score: 5, Funny

    I remember watching my brother show me his 386 with sound. Dr. Sbiatso and all that. It so blew me away that I saved every dime and got a 486 with a video capture card, sound card, modem, blah blah blah. Cost me $3,500 For two years, every almost waking spare moment I had was spent on that machine.

    That experience made me what I am today. A Slashdot geek with an old 486.

    1. Re:It was my first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and a good portion of humour!

    2. Re:It was my first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back then of course, anybody with a brain who wanted multimedia went out with $400 and bought an Amiga or Atari ST.

  19. Legal in Canada by mfh · · Score: 4, Funny

    She's legal in Canada. Age of consent is 14 here. I think the Liberals are trying to push it down to 13, the pervs.

    But in all seriousness, my college room-mate had a 386 and then replaced it with a 486. A guy on our floor had a 486 with tape drives and the works. That was great until someone hit his room with a leaner and hosed his whole backup system (which was on the floor). For all you who don't know what a leaner is, it's when someone fills a garbage can with water and tilts it against someone's door. When they open it, the water splooshes over everything, especially them. Pretty nasty! We used mirrors to check for leaners so they never got us. :-)

    Bah, I went from a 286, to a P-133 and then up from there, regularly. Nostalgia time. {{ahhhh}}

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    1. Re:Legal in Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure if you're joking or not, but unless you're 14 too, don't go having sex with 14 year olds. 14 is how old you have to be to legally have sex with ANOTHER MINOR.

      (Which is kind of silly. As long as it's with another minor, I don't think there should be any age of consent.)

    2. Re:Legal in Canada by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      Damn leaners, saw one of those basterds take out a whole squad! water everywhere, that was the night before we took the northen corridor, 205 people were lost on that corridor, i could never let it go. WHY!? WHY!??? the humanity!

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    3. Re:Legal in Canada by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      14 is how old you have to be to legally have sex with ANOTHER MINOR.

      From another post in this thread I hear the same goes for here in Sweden and 15 year olds.

      That's indeed very silly, especially when you consider that when you get 18, you can suddenly not have sex with those being, say, two years younger until you get 20. LOL

      I can sort of understand that they don't want 30 year old guys having sex with 15 year olds, but they seemingly didn't think for long enough before making this a law. :-P

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    4. Re:Legal in Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should reread the Criminal Code. Unless the older person is in a position of trust or authority, or anal sex is involved, the age of consent is 14.

    5. Re:Legal in Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ah leaners. We were into multi-level leaners. We put them in elevators and sent them to floors of rival houses!

      Of course, the buteric acid bombs were not so popular with college staff. They had to replace carpet after those attacks.

      That was back in the days of computer a class on Fortran meaning programming an IBM main frame with punch cards (and hanging chads were a disaster for a run!).

    6. Re:Legal in Canada by Smidge204 · · Score: 1
      'round here, age of consent is 18, but you have to be 21 to legally obtain pronography. I guess you just have to wear a blindfold for the first three years...

      ...actually, that might be fun to try.
      =Smidge=

    7. Re:Legal in Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Age of consent is 14 in canada. The sexual partner can be an adult on the condition that both parties are consenting and that the adult is not in a position of autority over the minor, that is is not a parent, a teacher, a civil servant etc... Also, no money may be exchange for the service since that would be prostitution which is illegal.

      I

    8. Re:Legal in Canada by Shinobi · · Score: 1

      Actually, in Sweden 15 years is the age of consent, period. As long as both partners are over 15 and consenting, it's ok.

    9. Re:Legal in Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the elevator leaner was my favorite.

      We would do it at dinner time, as a bunch of people were queued up to enter the elevator and get back to their rooms. The door would open, and the quick ones would scramble for safety.. mowing over the majority of slow ones who didn't realize what was happening.

      This was almost as much fun as driving campus during/after a big rain. My friend big old Caprice Classic would send water from a puddle almost 50 feet. You could drench people on the sidewalk - or better yet, people trapped in one of those bus shelters that only opened from the front.

    10. Re:Legal in Canada by falsified · · Score: 1
      My friend was going to be the victim of a leaner. The trash can was set up and the prankster waited eagerly outside of her dorm room to see the havoc.

      Said prankster ignored the fact that, in an attempt to make the dorms seem more roomy, the doors in this particular building swing out.

      He got soaked.

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    11. Re:Legal in Canada by David+Horn · · Score: 2, Funny

      You think you had it tough? I just ported Linux to my slide rule...

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    12. Re:Legal in Canada by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

      Ah leaners. We were into multi-level leaners. We put them in elevators and sent them to floors of rival houses!

      But for an elevator leaner, how do you get the door to close? (Or do you remain in the elevator?)

      -a

    13. Re:Legal in Canada by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      California and some other places have a three year law. It's (closer to) legal to have sex with someone under 18 as long as you are within 3 years of their age. A casual inspection of this law indicates that it's never legal to have sex with anyone under 18 if you are 21, which is the real age of majority as you are granted the last right which we reserve so we can taunt the younger - the right to drink alcohol.

      Exactly why it makes sense to give people driver's licenses before they have experience with what drinking can do to your common sense I will never understand. Perhaps because it doesn't.

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    14. Re:Legal in Canada by sketerpot · · Score: 3, Informative

      All of this "around here, the age of consent is X" stuff is getting silly, so perhaps we could just look at the great big reference.

  20. Engineering Samples Only by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Informative
    486 engineering samples were available in June 1989, but they were buggy as hell. There were several severe problems with features such as the page table logic in early steppings.

    Later in the year, IBM introduced an upgrade kludge 486 piggy-back board that could be shoehorned into their 386-based PS/2 Model 80s. However, IIRC, these all had to be recalled due to the bugs in the early 486s.

    End users didn't get to see a significant number of correctly functioning 486 systems until early in 1990.

    BTW, if you ever saw the processor specs for the i860, its byzantine complexity made the x86 architecture look clean and elegant. There's no wonder it never took off.

    1. Re:Engineering Samples Only by pheede · · Score: 1

      Ah, good times. I know that IBM had some production version of those add-ons in 1992. My old IBM PS/2 model 56 - basically a cut-down model 80 - got an upgrade with an 486 SLC2 I believe they were called.

    2. Re:Engineering Samples Only by jonwil · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the i960 (dont know if its related to the i860 or not) was seen in several arcade machines (specificly the Sega Model 2 hardware that powered classics like Daytona USA and so on)

    3. Re:Engineering Samples Only by man_ls · · Score: 4, Interesting

      i960 is even today the processor of choice for a lot of RAID controllers.

      I'm sitting here looking at one right now -- and in my garage there are 150 Fibre Channel SSA RAID cards from an enterprise storage cabinet, each with 2-4 i960 chips per card.

    4. Re:Engineering Samples Only by hot_Karls_bad_cavern · · Score: 1

      "BTW, if you ever saw the processor specs for the i860, its byzantine complexity made the x86 architecture look clean and elegant. There's no wonder it never took off."

      Agreed, but damn, looking at this that i860 was a damn sexy proc in those days!

    5. Re:Engineering Samples Only by Ben+Hutchings · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Most of the LaserJet 4 line of printers runs on i960s.

    6. Re:Engineering Samples Only by Dave9876 · · Score: 2, Informative

      About the only similarity between i860 and i960 is that they both start with i and end with 60. Also, they come from intel. Other then that, they are extremely different.

    7. Re:Engineering Samples Only by red+floyd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't forget the worst piece of Shit EVER to come out of Intel...

      The 486SL and it's companion chip (don't remember the number). Our HW guys designed some custom hardware around it, and it was buggy as hell.
      The ICE (necessary for BIOS development) sucked giant donkey dongs, and in general it was crap.

      We couldn't find ANYONE at Intel who would admit to having worked on this turkey.

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    8. Re:Engineering Samples Only by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

      The i960 also shows up in some industrial control equipment like PLCs and motor controllers.

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  21. Still no better mousetrap by Raw+Ostrich · · Score: 1, Interesting

    A better mousetrap is a term used to reflect a certain phase in a life of product-type. It basicly means that the product has been developed to a point where it fullfills its purpose with ease and all further improvements become unnecessary and unprofitable. When it comes to IT, I would say that applications like word processors and beginning to fall in the better mousetrap -gategory. Many people I know use word97 for example. Perhaps the OS/GUIs are experiensing the same thing. With CPUs it seems to be a different story tho. Both intel and AMD are pulling nice profits and both the sales volume and speed of CPUs is increasing at a rapid pace. I wonder how much CPU power would be enough to make further improvements unattractive to buyers. I would bet we are talking about multi-core quantum (or whatever shall be) cpus with the mainmemory on-die.

    1. Re:Still no better mousetrap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to say this, but as long as Microsoft is writing OS's, no amount of CPU power will ever be enough. Have you not seen the articles regarding purposefull bloatware to consume CPU cycles, thus encouraging users to upgrade? Tinfoil hats man, tinfoil hats.

    2. Re:Still no better mousetrap by JawzX · · Score: 1

      Who says you have to buy the newset OS? I still use Win 2K and MacOS 9.2 (atleast on my older machines)

    3. Re:Still no better mousetrap by kfg · · Score: 1

      I wonder how much CPU power would be enough to make further improvements unattractive to buyers.

      That would appear to be somewhere around the Z80 which is still in production.

      The reason consumers don't buy PII-400s anymore is because Intel no longer offers that option. One way to make a new style of mousetrap economically feasable from the marketers point of view is to discontinue the older style.

      There's an old saying, "If you find something you like buy two, because they'll stop making it."

      Nowhere, at the moment, is this more true than in the computer industry.

      When you run out of mousetrap you resort to fashion, because fashion is mousetrap proof. Notice how all the modern systems sell case design and icons?

      KFG

    4. Re:Still no better mousetrap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A better mousetrap is a term used to reflect a certain phase in a life of product-type. It basicly means that the product has been developed to a point where it fullfills its purpose with ease and all further improvements become unnecessary and unprofitable.

      Huh? Peraps better worded "A better mousetrap is a term I [you] use to reflect a certain phase in a life of product-type."

      I've never heard the term revering to a phrase in a product lifecycle, and I've been dealing with software lifecycles for a decade and a half.

      A better mousetrap is more often used to describe a significant advance. Often signficant enough that people talk of "a better mouse", implying that an old mouse won't survive it.

      Examples include MMX (in x86 processor land), and the GUI interface (in the software land)

  22. Release two chips at once... by Yhippa · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pretty RISCy maneuver, eh?

    1. Re:Release two chips at once... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canadian! outted.

  23. Still Going by tpconcannon · · Score: 0

    My 486 DX2 still soldiers on, with its Orchid (I feel ancient now) video card and ISA Slots. It works as a good router for the network, but as of late has been having problems with the motherboard solder connections and corrosion (tin components). Sniff...I will miss that ol' clunker when it dies.

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    1. Re:Still Going by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Oooo... an Orchid video card! I was stuck with a lousy Trident. (*grumble*, *grumble*) Did you have a Turtle Beach to go with it?

    2. Re:Still Going by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never had a Turtle beach, but I can sell you a Fahrenheit 1280 at low, low collector's prices!

    3. Re:Still Going by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      I never had a Turtle beach, but I can sell you a Fahrenheit 1280 at low, low collector's prices!

      In case I was unclear, Turtle Beach was a high end sound card of the time. My question was if the poster was decked out with high end hardware. :-)

    4. Re:Still Going by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In case I was unclear, I know that Turtle Beach produced sound cards. I was more than happy with my PAS16. And I have an Orchid Fahrenheit 1200 available for sale to anyone willing to pay way too much for it. Or a PAS16 with original manual (including programming registers) and maybe even software on original disks.

  24. King of Dos by gleman · · Score: 1

    Forget the King of Dos. Having that harddrive, you would have been the King of file storage!

  25. Dodgy computer guy... by cd_serek · · Score: 3, Funny

    15 years old eh? I remember buying my first computer in '92. I was told that it was the state-of-the-arts, brand new, top of the range, 386 system. And now to be told that 486 was around since '89... I knew that I should have trusted my 2nd hand car salesman over that computer guy.

    1. Re:Dodgy computer guy... by Smitty825 · · Score: 1

      Only engineering samples were released in 1989. In the early 1990s, the 386 was still the fastest affordable processor available. (There were lots of bugs in the early 486, and IIRC, there were all sorts of issues in making the 486, so the ones that worked were anything but affordable until 1993?)

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    2. Re:Dodgy computer guy... by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      I got my 386DX 40Mhz in early 92 at the same time the computer store I went to started selling 25Mhz 486 clones.

      If you weren't doing number crunching, the 386 was a much better deal (cost several hundred less), and with a $100 floating point coprocessor, was pretty much just as good, IMO.

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  26. Those things were built like tanks by foidulus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Or at least the one I had was. In a failed attempt to install a faster cyrix chip, I managed to bend the pins of my SX/33 significantly, and then bend them back with my finger(ah, those were the days, when I ordered my p4 through the mail a few years ago, it was delivered with a bent pin, and it took me about an hour wiht a pair of tweezers to bend it back), and I dropped it on the shag carpeting in my house, got a pin stuck, and just ripped it right out, no problem :P
    Though my friend managed to cook one by plugging it in backwards, he said the chip glowed red. And after it was cooled back down a small chunk just fell off.

  27. It still lives! by Crazieeman · · Score: 1, Insightful

    My 486SX-25MHz with 6MB (upgraded from 2!) of RAM and 110MB Seagate drive still runs like the day I bought it. I have reduced it to menial tasks such as routing the packets for the entire house.

    Its a tough little sucker though, for the heck of it one day, I installed Starcraft and Bryce 3D 4.0 on it.

    Both ran.

    1. Re:It still lives! by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      6Mb of RAM? What OS are you running on it to route packets with? That's not exactly enough for Linux...

      Unless it's kernel 2.0 or something like that, of course...

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    2. Re:It still lives! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      6Mb of RAM? What OS are you running on it to route packets with? That's not exactly enough for Linux...

      I was able to install NetBSD 1.5.3, which is a fairly recent version, on a 80386 system with 4MB of memory. Even compiled Apache 1.3.29 on it.

  28. Failure? by bsd4me · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm not sure if the i860 was the failure that everyone is saying it was. This may be true on the desktop, but it was a fairly popular processor in the embedded world for offloading computation.

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    1. Re:Failure? by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      Of course the binary-only world of desktop software, dominated by our favourite monopoly, doomed every architecture different from the x86 in those days.
      Look where the Motorola 68k line went.

      Perhaps it would have been different a decade later, when Linux would have been an alternative OS for new processors.

    2. Re:Failure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      True, you will find that most highend RAID-5 SCSI controllers use a i860 or the i960 to do all the dirty XOR'ing and its doing it fine because of SIMD intructions the chip has to offer.

    3. Re:Failure? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      then you might find it surprising that microsoft actually pushed intel at making a i860 based pc while compaq pushed intel at using i486.

      "Compaq recommended to Intel that it abandon the i860 and concentrate all of its efforts on the 486. Microsoft pressured Intel to promote the i860, and strongly encouraged Intel to introduce an i860-based PC. Intel decided to emphasize the 486, and ended up selling hundreds of millions of 486 processors. It is intriguing to think of how different the computer industry would be today if Intel had decided to emphasize the i860 instead of the 486."

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    4. Re:Failure? by k8to · · Score: 1

      That's the 960. The 860 was used, but it was no big success.

      Note that these processor designs are entirely unrelated.

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    5. Re:Failure? by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Umm... you know what NT, as in Windows NT, really stands for? Hint: it's not "New Technology". It's N Ten, N10, the code name for the i860, the first processor NT was designed for.

      NT WAS ORIGINALLY DESIGNED FOR THE i860 - MICROSOFT DID NOT KILL IT! What killed it was the release date being pushed back, and MS having to release SOMETHING to go up against OS/2, so they ported NT to the x86, and the rest is history.

    6. Re:Failure? by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      While it is an understandable thing to do in that era, designing an OS "for a processor" is not really helping the market for alternative processors.

      Of course Linux was designed "for the 386" as well... but look on how many different processors it is running now. Even 32 and 64 bit variants.

      On the other hand, Microsoft has hardcoded so much processor design in their OSes of those days that the change from 16 to 32 bit on the Intel platform was such a big operation that they even tried to impress the end-user with that. End-users were supposed to understand that "32-bit" was new and better.

      I feared that the same would happen for 64-bit, but it seems they have now understood that such internal details are not of interest to Joe on the street.

      An OS design that is not so tightly related to the processor type and the number of bits it has (or the endianess) would have given other processors a much better chance on the market.

  29. Imagining other possibilities by pedantic+bore · · Score: 4, Interesting
    It is intriguing to think of how different the computer industry would be today if Intel had decided to emphasize the i860 instead of the 486.

    Well, given the problems that people had getting general workloads to run on the i860, probably almost nowhere...

    But this always raises the question of what the world might have looked like if intel had dropped the ball and forced the PC world to abandon the x86 world in favor of another architecture. Given the time frame, the other architecture would almost certainly have been RISC. Who would have won, and why? And how would the world look now if we had the descendents of the MC86000, Sparc, or MIPS R3000?

    Such a pleasant dream for such a pleasant Saturday...

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    1. Re:Imagining other possibilities by SEE · · Score: 1

      In 1989/90, I don't think Intel dropping the ball would have killed the x86. Too much installed base, and hope was on the horizon; the AMD 386DX-40 was largely held up by legal maneuvering, and the Cyrix 486DLC-33 was well into its development cycle. PC makers, who were still selling plenty of 286s in 1989, and who sold lots of 386s well into the '90s, could have held out the short delay.

      Furthermore, the logical alternate wasn't RISC, but the Motorola 68000-series chips being mass-manufactured for Atari STs, Amigas, and Macs.

    2. Re:Imagining other possibilities by pedantic+bore · · Score: 1
      The MC680x0 releases after the '30s was delayed and the initial '40s were very dissappointing. At the time the 486 was becoming popular, the 68k architectures were being abandoned in favor of RISC chips (for example, Apple). By the time the '60 came out (they skipped '50 for some reason) it was hopeless.

      Now, if you want to play what-if, I think the question is what would have happened if IBM had chosen the original 68k as the basis for the PC, instead if the 8088. Then Motorola would have had the cash to keep the 68k development going at a peppy pace. But that's just too bitter-sweet to think about... at least for those of use who lived through coding the 286/386 architectures.

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  30. Still in the Garage by asdcore · · Score: 0

    My brother still has the 486 I learned on.
    First commands he ever taught me:

    C:\>qbasic
    FILE->OPEN "GORILLA.BAS" ->F5.

    YEAH!

  31. Ah, the "Cray on a chip" by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 3, Informative

    I remember when it was first released the 486 was billed as the "Cray on a chip." There's just no underestimating the hubris of marketing.

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    1. Re:Ah, the "Cray on a chip" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you looked at the power of a Cray-1 vs modern PCs recently?

    2. Re:Ah, the "Cray on a chip" by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      That was the 80860's slogan, not the 80486's. The i860 incorporated a vector processing capability that was similar to that of a Cray's. Some of that technology was later stripped down and repackaged as MMX.

    3. Re:Ah, the "Cray on a chip" by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      There are still people on Slashdot comparing a SGI workstation to "top of the line" Dell homepc ;)

      First! Dell is 3 ghz, its faster :)

    4. Re:Ah, the "Cray on a chip" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With the Cray X-MP and Y-MP you could always add on more to your cluster,matrix, whatever depending on your cash situation.

      Now it PC makers had forseen the need for clusters, they could have added ports onto each PC so you could link them all together on the bus. Provide interupts, bus negotiation, do memory pooling and so on.

      But sadly, all of it has to be done via clumsy networking, all of which is made for long hauls and does not address the needs to link together 400 PCs sitting right next to each other.

    5. Re:Ah, the "Cray on a chip" by StarWreck · · Score: 1

      The 486 didn't come close to a Cray. I do remember that a 4-Way Pentium 1 was proven to outperform a Cray though.

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  32. i860^H^H^Htanium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, at least they learn from their mistakes... :)

  33. I agree by aussie_a · · Score: 3, Informative

    I always wanted to have sex with 16 year olds when I was 6. Damn age of consent laws stopped me everytime though :P

  34. Hey! by macemoneta · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I still have a 486SX-25MHz, you insensitive clod!

    And it still works too! Woot! One of the things I've noticed is that the user interface really hasn't changed all that much since Win3.1 (or MacOS) was introduced, particularly the speed of interaction. It takes as long for me to perform a task (say, create and print a letter) on that 486 with Win3.1 as it takes me on a 1.7GHZ P4 with Fedora Core 2. Sure, stuff looks nicer and there's a ton more features. But it really hasn't gotten any faster to perform the everyday mundane tasks.

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    1. Re:Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      probably because, surprise surprise, YOU haven't gotten any faster.

      Literally, you are pretty slow.

      nah, j/k....only a bit though.... it's becase fed core is running X, gnome, apache, samba, drivers for a video card more powerful than your 486, ask your fed core to render a 3D scene in blender and you will find things are "just as fast" as the old 486 days.

      2D text based applications were always going to max out at the speed the human can go, not the computer. But complex 3D animations are another thing entirely.

      What I like is the mouse-trap guy above. You don't need a more effective mouse-trap to kill a mouse than the ones we already have. So, where is the ceiling for our chip dev? We enjoy cartoons even though they aren't photorealistic.

      But I'd say 10 years to 3d real-time photo realism on the desktop, and that's pessimistic (25% cpu on AI neural nets).

      After that, maybe some heavy duty processors needed to interface with the brain?

    2. Re:Hey! by mrjb · · Score: 1

      It takes as long for me to perform a task (say, create and print a letter) on that 486 with Win3.1 as it takes me on a 1.7GHZ P4 with Fedora Core 2. BLASPHEMY! Come on, this is slashdot, at *least* you could have bashed XP!

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    3. Re:Hey! by cabra771 · · Score: 1

      Sweet computer. The 486 SuX. Same thing that I had when I was back in early high school.

      Loved playing cooperative Doom over dial-up, getting pissed at windows 3.1 and just running DOS instead (best thing for a kid to learn about computers is running a command prompt). I was always perplexed by the 'turbo' button next to the power button on my machine, though. I swear it was just a led that lit up and that was it. It's not like it would super-charge the fucker in any visible manner.

      I loved that machine and wish I still had it for playing all the classics in their true habitat.

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    4. Re:Hey! by pknoll · · Score: 1
      The speed of the interaction has a component that hasn't gotten any faster in the last 15 years - the user.

      It's no surprise that creating and printing a document hasn't gotten much faster - both computers were sitting around waiting for you to click the next button or issue the next command.

    5. Re:Hey! by Daneurysm · · Score: 1

      This gets at the core of one of my favorite lines when I was not only the phone support, onsite tech, the only networking guy and head tech at this mom-n-pop I worked at--but also as a salesperson. No commission mind you, so I really did just want the customer to make the best decision with their money. Even if that meant walking them out the door and thanking them for stopping in.

      Usually in response to "so what is so great about this computer/what can new computers do that mine cant/why should I get this?"

      "Your old computer can do all the same things as this new computer, this one is just faster."

      Which invariably led to the questions "So why would anyone get a new computer?"

      So I would tell them about the "overhead" of software (especially windows, especially around, ohh, September '95 on).

      This often confused, and even infuratied some customers. "So the computer I have now is perfectly fine?"...Id engage them to think. I'd just lay down some controversial sounding information, and let them bring the questions to me. As opposed to just asking "Well, lets see what we can set you up with...what do you want to do with the computer and how much do you have to spend?" As I'm sure they were quite used to hearing.

      I ended up telling them "When you get this PC--try this to stretch out its practicality for a couple years. Get all the software that you need to run on it. Stick with that software. The computer will always run like brand new.

      More often than not customers wanted the "cheap" PC. We had 3 lines (just as we do now, except now there is the 'cheapy' sub $1000 PC). The Cheapy was $1000--an entry level system. When I had first started working there at 16 it was a 486DX/33 with 4megs ram, 340 Meg WD, 512k Trident card, classic SB 8-bit, and a 2x Mitsumi CDROM.

      Then we had the middle-of-the-road $1500 PC we had came with a 14.4k modem on top of an upgrade to a DX2/66, 8 megs of ram (maxed out on 1x3's), 540meg WD, 1meg Trident card, SBpro sound (wow, stereo!), and a 4x TEAC proprietary CDROM.

      Then we had the "power user" model. which was originally just a DX2/66 with 16 megs of ram (superwow!!! only 1 4x32), 850meg WD (wow!!!), SB16...which had a real funny name back then..SB16-DSP or something like that. Same 14.4k modem...same 4x Teac (dare you to find a faster drive back then) This monster actually came with a PCI video card!!! PCI!!! it was an ATI Mach32 with 1 meg. This one was $2000. Later we offered it with an IBM Blue-lightning 75mhz chip to differentiate it further.

      Those 3 levels of system and prices were kept in place until I finally quit for the last time (6, count 'em, 6 times, heh) to start my own business. However, when I left, they were Durons with 128megs, onboard everything, and 20gig drives for cheepys, Athlon 1.2gHz 256megs and 40gigs for middle of the road, and AMD xp1800's with 512meg and 80 gigs ...sadly enough, all 'onboard everything', and 32x12x24's were standard. Far past the point the CD speed meant anything anymore.

      "Everything we(well, JoeUser) are doing now on computers is the same as it was 15 years ago. It just seems that now we require full-motion-video, surround sound, and 4-billion-color graphics to get it done."

      ...and even those old 486's seemed like mega-overkill to me. An old DOS guy (old with DOS, not with years..heh) who loved his OS/2 'cuz it kept his BBS up even when he played doom. (lets all thank Ray Gwinn for that awesome SIO driver folks) Oh how I pine for the days of text-mode, single-line BBS's, shareware CD's on the CD-rom access programs, BBS crash, the pit, and pimpwars. The 'squink' noise that procomm made when you opened up any "window". The sound of a 1200 baud modem...the excitement of hearing a 2400bps connection instead....MNP-5 emulation being exciting, how amazing TeleMate was to switch to...command line PkZip (nothin like 2.4g, baby). My amazment that more people didn't distribute LHA self-extracting archives. (lha was far easier to make self-ex's with...pkzip required another executable...and I liked to keep my path short, simple, and relatively empty)

      oh, the good old days.

    6. Re:Hey! by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Okay... Win3.1 on my old 486DX2-66 ran rings around XP on my P3-500...

      Then again, XP on said P3-500 runs rings around Mandrake 7.2 on my P3-450...

      There ya go -- two BASHs for the price of one!! :)

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    7. Re:Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try typing 'dir' in a directory with a couple dozen files in it.

    8. Re:Hey! by k8to · · Score: 1

      It's worse than you think.

      There have been studies done (See "The Trouble With Computers") that measure people on tasks with and without computers that demonstrate that people aren't actually faster at most mundane tasks than without ANY computer AT ALL.

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    9. Re:Hey! by geeber · · Score: 1

      "It takes as long for me to perform a task (say, create and print a letter)"

      Could that be because your typing speed has not scaled at the same rate as the processor speed?

  35. Hate to break up the nostalgia party but.. by CodeHog · · Score: 2, Interesting

    for the price of those machines back then, I'll take my sub $1000 pc anytime. Ok, so I am just jealous because I never could afford a $2500 486, but I sure did want one. I bought every issue of PC Shopper just to look at the specs!

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  36. pentium by ziggyboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd wait for the day the Pentium turns 15. I remembered the days of the popular Pentium bugs that affected various 60-100Mhz versions.

    And who'd forget the classic that went something like...

    The Pentium was not officially named 586 because 486+100 turned out to be 585.9999999999999.

    1. Re:pentium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was just the 60 and 66 mhz versions that had the bugs. The 75,90, 100, and 133 were completely different chips.

    2. Re:pentium by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Funny
      TI produced a script for the scene from 2001 where Dave is trying to persuade HAL to let him back in based on the Pentium bug. It ends with HAL singing:

      Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do,
      Getting hazy, can't divide three by two.
      My answers, I can not see 'em,
      They're stuck in my Pentium.
      It would be fleet, my answers sweet, on a workable FPU.

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    3. Re:pentium by CA_Jim · · Score: 1

      Intel inside, can't divide.

    4. Re:pentium by XSforMe · · Score: 2, Funny

      The following post circulated usenet for a couple of months... it made me laugh until tears rolled:

      Q&A: THE PENTIUM FDIV BUG

      Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
      A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people.

      Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on
      Pentiums?
      A: The warning label.

      Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium?
      A: Successive approximations.

      Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply
      is to:
      1) Divide
      2) ROUND
      3) RANDOM
      4) On a Pentium, all of the above
      A: Number 4.

      Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?
      A: "Life is like a box of chocolates." (Source: F. Gump of Intel)

      Q: Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?
      A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got
      585.999983605.

      Q: According to Intel, the Pentium conforms to the IEEE standards 754
      and 854 for floating point arithmetic. If you fly in aircraft
      designed using a Pentium, what is the correct pronunciation of
      "IEEE"?
      A: Aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee]

      TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM

      9.9999973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug
      8.9999163362 It's Close Enough, We Say So
      7.9999414610 Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes
      6.9999831538 You Don't Need to Know What's Inside
      5.9999835137 Redefining the PC -- and Mathematics As Well
      4.9999999021 We Fixed It, Really
      3.9998245917 Division Considered Harmful
      2.9991523619 Why Do You Think They Call It *Floating* Point?
      1.9999103517 We're Looking for a Few Good Flaws
      0.9999999998 The Errata Inside

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  37. 80386 was more significant. by MtViewGuy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think the Intel 80486 CPU will be considered a great CPU, though it pales in comparison to the more significant importance of the 80386, Pentium, Pentium II, and Pentium 4 CPU's.

    The 80386 is definitely important because 1) it introduced the 32-bit flat memory model, something that subsequent Intel CPU's incorporated, and 2) it could virtualize 8086 sessions, which made it possible to run multiple programs safely (remember what a breakthrough QEMM-386 plus DESQview was?).

    The improvements that the 80486 brought was essentially a built-in FPU unit and faster clock speeds.

    1. Re:80386 was more significant. by prandal · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, the Motorola 68020 had a 32-bit flat memory model a few years earlier. It's one of those sad quirks of history that Motorola's superior 68K family fell by the wayside whilst the crappy Intel architecture reigned supreme.

    2. Re:80386 was more significant. by prandal · · Score: 1

      Oops, 68000. But the 68020 was out a few years before the i486.

    3. Re:80386 was more significant. by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 1

      The improvements that the 80486 brought was essentially a built-in FPU unit and faster clock speeds.

      If I understand correctly, it was also the first x86 chip that had pipelining. This is why the "clock cycles" entries in that handy "xt-through-486" assembly reference booklet went from "5" to "1" for a whole bunch of instructions (instructions still took several cycles, but that latency was masked as long as dependencies didn't cause a stall).

      Pipelining has been around for far longer than that, but it was a very significant x86 milestone.

    4. Re:80386 was more significant. by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      IIRC, 486 had a larger cache too.

      I don't think 486 was just larger cache + FPU + faster clock because TI and AMD did exactly that with the 386 and they were pokey. There were some other tweaks, I think adding the pipelining was one of them, something the article said had only previously appeared on mainframes.

      Why is Pentium 4 on your list of significant updates? And why say Pentium II when that is just a minor change to Pentium Pro? I'd say P4 is less significant than PPro simply because the core architecture is still being sold in new systems, though updated (Pentium M) and supposedly the Pentium M core will be used as a basis for Intel's mainstay dual core chip. I bet that it will be given 64 bit instruction updates too.

    5. Re:80386 was more significant. by DdJ · · Score: 1

      It also could do SMP. The first x86 SMP boxes were 486es, not Pentiums. IMHO, the 486 was more important than the pentium.

    6. Re:80386 was more significant. by runderwo · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It was the first x86 chip with an instruction cache. This is significant not only because of the speed increase, but because the 486 was the first chip that unmodified 8086 software started having compatibility issues with. Frequently, the only solution was to disable the 8k internal cache, and I remember downloading several programs from a local BBS which managed to do just that in various ways.

      The instruction cache is what makes a 40Mhz 386 (with a 8Mhz turbo toggle) the king of oldskool gaming. It just doesn't get any better compatibility-wise.

    7. Re:80386 was more significant. by marcomarrero · · Score: 1

      I absolutely agree the 486 is not historically important. It was just an enhanced 386 with the integrated (and very slow) FPU. And when introduced was insanely expensive, like today's Xeon.

      486's became cheaper when AMD began selling cheap 386's using the exact same Intel 386 microcode. Intel had to create the 486SX, and the DX/2 family that kept the 486 alive for years. Even the Pentium 60 was not significantly faster than AMD's 486DX2-100. (it was DX2-120?, I forgot).

      Don't forget the first 486SX, one of the wonders of engineering. It was a 486DX with the FPU circuit disabled. Anyway, the FPU was only used in high-end apps like AutoCad. Windows emulated the FPU when needed. Even Quake refused to work on 486's because the P5 FPU was much faster and allowed two integer and one FPU instruction to execute at the same time.

      Probaly what most people remember is that when the 486SX came, it replaced the horrendously slow 386SX - the 386 with the 16 bit bus kludge so it could run on 286 boards. And most didn't use external cache which made them even painfully slower. Even the 286-16 was noticeable faster than the 386SX-16.

      Maybe Slashdot will celebrate next the 15 years of the Pentium Pro. >:)

    8. Re:80386 was more significant. by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      It didnt fall by the wayside, it evolved into the chips Macs use now. It was a fairly good progression as well!

    9. Re:80386 was more significant. by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      No, they abandonded microcode for some of the ops, and went hardwired. Things like divide, AAM, etc... still had uCode, but basic arithmetic/load/store were hardwired. It was a hybrid.

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    10. Re:80386 was more significant. by rebelcool · · Score: 1

      I wouldnt say the 68K's fell by the wayside...they were much, much more popular in embedded devices.

      I think it could probably be argued that more 68K's were produced and sold than intel processors, just because of the sheer number of devices that used (and still use) them.

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    11. Re:80386 was more significant. by lostchicken · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not really. The PowerPC that the mac uses now has very little to do with the 68000 series chip that used to be in the mac. The PowerPC is a decendent of the IBM POWER chips found in their high end RISC servers and workstations at the time. The transition from the 68k to PPC was very transparent to the user, primarily because Apple did a damn good job with it, but it was a completely fresh start CPU wise.

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    12. Re:80386 was more significant. by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      Wasn't the 486 the first x86 processor to clock the core at a different speed from the buses? I'd argue that to be a significant change.

      I still remember the debates... DX33 or DX2-50?

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    13. Re:80386 was more significant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 486 brought several improvements over the 386:

      - L1-cache on chip
      - pipelining on CPU (not FPU)
      - hardwired instructions (instead of microcode)
      - FPU builtin (as you said)
      - powermanagement (SL-variants)
      - independent (sort of) clock speeds internally/externally

      That might not seem much in terms of functionality, but it brought the x86-line much closer to the performance of RISC-designs.

      I don't know why you mention Pentium II and Pentium 4 as being important.

      Pentium I agree on (mainly superscalar), PPro was a significant improvement (micro-ops or however they were called). Pentium II was nothing special if I remember correctly, and the only thing the P4 did was dumbing down the design to enable cooking eggs on it.

    14. Re:80386 was more significant. by Kazymyr · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the Dragonball (and Coldfire) processors, which still power quite a few PDAs.

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    15. Re:80386 was more significant. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      The Pentium 4 is mostly significant because it's intel's current flagship. The pentium 3 is a much better processor clock for clock, as demonstrated by the Pentium M being the "future" for Intel. P4 is primarily an object lesson regarding long pipelines.

      The internal FPU in the 486 made a HUGE difference in gaming, so I'm right there with you on the importance of that. The clock speeds, however, stayed pretty low for a long time. It's not until the DX2 and SLC2 processors came out that the 486 even broke 50MHz and IIRC the 486DX50 was hard to come by.

      To me, the primary significance of the 486 is that it is arguably the last intel processor worth a crap. Pentium was fast but plagued with assorted problems not shared by the K5. Too bad the K6/2 had so many issues... Since the Athlon processor debuted, however, there has been no compelling reason to buy any intel processor but a Xeon, and the reasons for that pretty much went away when we got multiprocessor athlon boards.

      The 386 changed my life way more than the 486, which for most people might as well have been a 386.

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    16. Re:80386 was more significant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      x86 does not have a 32-bit flat memory model. You can't turn off segmentation, you just set all the segments the same and ignore it.

      The 386 was the first 32-bit x86 CPU, and with that came 32-bit segments. You can use this to get a flat 32-bit address space, but that's not something specifically supported by hardware. (nor does it need to be)

    17. Re:80386 was more significant. by k8to · · Score: 1

      Actually the FPU was not much used in the 486 era in games because it was far too slow. Floating point operations were in the tens of cycles, something like 46 for a simple divide. Generally it was quite possible to organize your math around prefab tables and simpler variants of the math in order to get massive speedups.

      Only with the coming of true 3d (eg. Quake and after) did FP actually begin to appear in earnest in games,, and this was the era of the Pentium. It partly appeared because complex 3d requires more precision than integers can provide, and partly because the Pentium had a _hugely_ improved FPU.

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    18. Re:80386 was more significant. by jkantola · · Score: 1

      (remember what a breakthrough QEMM-386 plus DESQview was?)

      oh, do i ever. i fell instantly so in love with desqview that i had to to install it on my trusty PC/XT with no extra RAM. no exaggeration, the setup was more stable than the windowses of ten years later; i had SBBS (later Waffle) running as one task and general dossynes as others. later, when i got a 486-33 i naturally had desqview on it, running windows 3.0/3.1 inside it to avoid the constant crashing. i don't think i ever installed desq/X though ... from Waffle i learned the beauty of unix and tried linux 0.98. and stuck with it.

    19. Re:80386 was more significant. by hottoh · · Score: 1

      IIRC, 486 had a larger cache too.


      I read through several posts like this comparing the 386 to 486. The 486 had on chip cache. It made a huge difference in processor performance.

      The first 486s had 8k instruction, 8k data - yeah there were 386s with external cache, and there were 486s with external cache as well.

      Someone correct me if I am wrong, but the 486 was the last CPU from intel in the x86 line that ran substantially faster than the previous. IOW, the pentium 60 was slower than the fastest 486s [esp. AMD DX 133MHz].

    20. Re:80386 was more significant. by bhtooefr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Let's do an overview here:

      4004 - first uP

      8008 - Intel's first 8-bit uP

      8080 - Other 8-bit uP
      8085 - CMOS 8080

      8086 - Intel's first 16-bit uP
      8087 - Math coprocessor for 8086/8
      8088 - 8086 with 8-bit bus, meant it could be used with 8080/8085 chipset

      80186/8 - Adds many features to 86/88
      80187 - 8087 with new package for 186/8

      80286 - Adds protected mode
      80287 - Math coP for 286

      80385 - Cache controller
      80386DX - 32-bit uP
      80386SX - DX with 16-bit bus, can be considered 80388
      80387 - Math coP for 386 (DX and SX versions)

      80486DX - Improved 80386DX, 80385, on-board cache (8 or 16k), 80387
      80486SX - Minus the improved 80387
      80487SX - 80486DX that disables the already present SX chip

      Pentium - Even more integrated chip, 64-bit bus, 32-bit internal

      Pentium Pro/II/III/M, AMD K6/K7 - RISC internally, later versions have SIMD instructions

      Pentium 4 - Adds SMT, will add 64-bit

      AMD K8 - Adds 64-bit in all but one version

      Performance is increased from 4004 to 4040 and 8008, 8008 to 8080, 8080 to 8085, 8085 to 8086 and 8088, 8086/8 to 80186/8, 8018x to 286, 286 and 386 to 486, 486, Pentium, PPro to P2, P2 to P3, P3 to PM. I didn't include AMD CPUs in that part.

  38. 486 still capable by panxerox · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Of performing 80% of the functions that most people use a computer for. Its this unending stream of old computers like the 486 that brings access to the internet down to the level of even the lowest income person.

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    1. Re:486 still capable by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      I would never use or buy a car that could only get me there 80% of the time. Think about it, I can't think of where 80% is good enough anywhere. Its one of those things that is OK because its on a computer.

    2. Re:486 still capable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A car can't move furniture, haul wood, and usually performs poorly offroad. A car can't transport more than 4 or so people. So, if a car can do only, say, 80% of the tasks which I might need a vehicle for, it's not good enough?

    3. Re:486 still capable by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      Not really, I want to "move furniture, haul wood and go offroad" only about 1 in 10,000 miles I drive. So the car does 99.99 % of what I want to do. Also, I can rent a car that does other things, and they tend to be concentrated into small time periods. Whereas computer stuff that falls in to the 486 can't do it category would come up every day and I couldn't rent a computer for a reasonable price that could do it.

  39. Link by Bryan_W · · Score: 1

    Here's the link

  40. In soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    15 turns 486 years old!

  41. 486? Pah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember the ARM 250 on my old Acorn back in the early nineties. [Sigh] Those were the days.

  42. Wake-up Call by Digitus1337 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmm... maybe it's finally time to upgrade.

    1. Re:Wake-up Call by Richard_L_James · · Score: 1
      maybe it's finally time to upgrade

      The worn out mouse and keyboard only, right? :-)

    2. Re:Wake-up Call by jcuervo · · Score: 1
      Hmm... maybe it's finally time to upgrade.
      Nahhhhh.
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    3. Re:Wake-up Call by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Worn out? My keyboard is a Model M, and it was probably pulled from a PS/2 (seeing as it has a PS/2 keyboard connector...)

      Why would my keyboard be worn out?

  43. 386 was more significant by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I would feel that the release of the 386 was much more significant of a technology release then the 468.

    I mean really, the 486 was just an overblown 386 anyway, it wasn't a true 'advancement' like it was from the 286...

    Or i suppose anytime we jump to a wider word....

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  44. DeathSentence by nurb432 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I do believe that if someone did that to me back in college, id have pounded them into the next life. Especially if they ruined any of my equipment..

    14 is the age of consent? Have you guys mentioned this to the UN? They might take issue with that, since you are also under various treaties, as we are down south of you.

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    1. Re:DeathSentence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LMAO us-ians telling other people about international treaties. what a joke. like when china called for the adherence to human rights after abu ghraib. except they were right.

    2. Re:DeathSentence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Strangely enough, people who set up a leaner don't always sign their names on it. Usually it's done in the middle of the night, and you have no idea who it was.

  45. memories... by GenomeX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    yeah, i still remember my 486. my first pc was the XT, then went to some 386, which was nice, but the 486, oh !!! to me the 486 still resembles my favorite pc of all time, it was quick (was a dx2/66 i think) text based apps in dos, was stable, and it was fun screwing with it to optimize memory usage... I think that's why I still have this affinity towards text based apps, for their stability and speed, which has it's origin with the 486 apps...thus linux/bsd! Hmm, wonder if I have that old thing lying around somewhere...

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  46. 16MB of ram!! by p3d0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Our 486 had 16MB of ram, which I thought was bordering on absurd at the time. I didn't know anyone else with more than 4MB. But when time came to do a video for a class project, I did all the sound editing on that thing. For the 7-minute video, we had about 9MB of audio, and so I was able to edit it effortlessly with the Sound Blaster software.

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  47. ahhhh the memories... by sm0ke · · Score: 0

    It's dangerous dave people ;) http://www.dosgamesarchive.com/download/game/105

  48. Ah the memories by poppageek · · Score: 1

    Doom, Doom2, Slackware. My weekends were full and the neighbors terrified at the screams of cacodemons and blasts of chaingun and shotgun fire. And the sreams of frustration over X STILL not set right and another "vi XF86config". Then the YAHOO! IT WERKS! I GOT IT UP! Uh X I mean...... I had more real fun and learned more on that 66mz 486. Slackware was my first Linux and Doom my first real gaming. I was also 45.

  49. That website they linked to... by spacefrog · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Oy!

    Don't take that 'pcmech' website the article links to very seriously. It's an interesting read, but contains so much stuff that is downright *wrong* as to be good for a laugh.

    "Despite this, the 186 never found itself in a personal computer."

    Bullshit. I owned one. Made by PCTech. Yes, the same one that made the buggy IDE chipset we all know from our kernel configuration sessions. Ironic in that the 186 motherboard they made had onboard SCSI. Quite the piece of work for ~1987.

    "The 286 was the first 'real' processor."

    Ummmmmmmm...Whatever you say.

    "it could not switch back to real mode without a warm reboot."

    Bullshit. I guess exiting Windows 3x on a 286 and going back to that DOS prompt was a figment of my imagination.

    That's only halfway down the first page. It only gets worse.

    1. Re:That website they linked to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "it could not switch back to real mode without a warm reboot."

      Bullshit. I guess exiting Windows 3x on a 286 and going back to that DOS prompt was a figment of my imagination.


      If you are going to bitch about a website, do some research first, pcmech is correct, you are a retard (Windows 3x could run in real mode, not very well at all, but it could run).

    2. Re:That website they linked to... by ranmachan · · Score: 5, Informative

      > "it could not switch back to real mode without a
      > warm reboot."
      >
      > Bullshit. I guess exiting Windows 3x on a 286 and
      > going back to that DOS prompt was a figment of my
      > imagination.

      That one is actually true.

      Officially, once turned on, you could not leave the protected mode on the 286. IIRC there is an undocumented 'loadall' instruction which allows you to do this though. But I doubt Windows was using that one. Instead the BIOS provides functionally to exit protected mode by doing a silent warm reboot (It puts some magic value into the CMOS RAM, causes the processor to reboot and the bootup code checks for the magic value and returns to the OS).

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    3. Re:That website they linked to... by spacefrog · · Score: 1

      Ummmmmmmm, excuse me?

      Running Windows 3x in "standard mode" put the machine into 286 protected mode. Exiting Windows would most definately bring you back to a DOS prompt, in real mode, without a reboot.

      So, no, the website was not correct.

      Why I am even bothering to respond to an AC who is calling me a "retard" is beyond me, but I digress.

    4. Re:That website they linked to... by Roland+Piquepialle · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Windows 3 ran in real mode on anything less than a 386, so sorry, it didn't switch to anything. I know 286's have some sort of protected mode but Windows didn't use it.

    5. Re:That website they linked to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >"The 286 was the first 'real' processor."

      There's some room to argue this, possibly.

      All of this is if I recall correctly ONLY as it's been a while since I brushed up on the processor history of the days that I was learning my ABC's, but I believe that the 8080 and it's entire ilk were initially designed as a CALCULATOR processor. Which, if the article is using 'designed for the desktop' to equate real, might be correct. (I forgot what the 186 was designed for, but I don't think it was the desktop - even though, as you say, it made it into some desktop systems).

      Now, this isn't to say that there weren't improvements down the line of the 8080 direct descendants to make it a more desktop/general-purpose-computing-oriented processor, but nevertheless, the fact that it was a very fancy calculator chip is nevertheless there.

      Again, though, this is if I recall correctly. YMMV.

    6. Re:That website they linked to... by Animats · · Score: 3, Interesting
      He's right. Mod this up.

      Intel designed the 286 to run UNIX, or a UNIX-like OS. PDP-11 era UNIX, with an address space with 64K protected segments. Each process was to be limited to a few 64K segments. Back then, everybody thought that the hardware had outgrown DOS, and it was time for a real OS.

      AT&T built and shipped the "AT&T PC", which actually worked that way. It didn't sell, but it did work. It was just like running UNIX on a PDP-11.

      Intel never intended the machine to be used as a psuedo-flat address space with base/displacement addresses. Let alone use the hacks that led to "extended" and "expanded" memory.

      With the 386, Intel got the architecture right, and that's essentially what we have today. But the 286, even though it was the mainstream machine during the years PCs really took off, was fundamentally broken.

    7. Re:That website they linked to... by 0123456 · · Score: 1

      "Exiting Windows would most definately bring you back to a DOS prompt, in real mode, without a reboot."

      And, as has been pointed out, you're wrong: the 286 was rebooted to switch it back to real mode, since, as far as Intel were concerned, no sane person would ever want to go back to real mode after entering protected mode. Of course they overestimated Microsoft.

      "Why I am even bothering to respond to an AC who is calling me a "retard" is beyond me,"

      Maybe not a retard, but you should at least learn the facts before complaining that a web site is wrong.

    8. Re:That website they linked to... by cimetmc · · Score: 1

      The web site may be using a bit of an ambiguous wording but is not fundamentally wrong. Here are my comments to the article and to various comments you made:

      - While the article only mentions the Intel processors from the x86 family, I consider it a big omission not to have mentioned the some earlier Intel processors which lead to the x86 family.
      There was the 4 bit Intel 4004 processor which is generally considered as the first microprocessor. This was followed by an 8 bit processor, the 8008 which later evolved into the 8080 processor. The 8080 processor was used as a base for CPM, a very popular PC operating system, and the 8080 design was copied by Zilog to create the Z80 processor which was an 8080 clone which could run the same CP/M software. The latest 8 bit processor from the Intel 8080 family was the 8085. After that, they expanded their design to 16 bits and created the 8086.
      The reason why IBM chose the Intel 8088 processor for their first IBM PC rather than another processor family was precisely because of the already important collection of CP/M software for the 8080 processor, and given the similarity between the 8080 and the 8088, IBM considered it would be easy for software companies to port their programs to the 8088 processor. They also wanted to use CP/M, bit for some reason, they couldn't make a deal with Digital Research, so that they settled for an OS that implemented an exact copy of the CP/M APIs which was MSDOS.

      - The reason why the 80186/80188 processors were not popular, in spite of their richer functionality and better performance was the lack of hardware compatibility. In fact, the 80186 came with a number of on chip IO controllers which were implemented in a way that was incompatible with IBM's PC design. So with the 80186 processor, you could not built a fully IBM compatible PC. NEC learned from Intel's errors. The V20 and V30 were hardware compatible with the 8088/8086 processors, but implemented the richer instruction set and performance improvements of the 80186/80188

      - The statement that the 80286 was the first "real" processor is of course a very poor formulation. What was new with the 80286 is that it was the first Intel processor with hardware support for multitasking Operating Systems by implementing task descriptor tables and memory protection. Also, the statement of having to "warm boot" to return to real mode is misleading. The reality is that you have to *reset* the processor to return to real mode. Like others already explained, the PC/AT BIOS used a magic flag in CMOS memory to remember the return to real mode and not perform a complete reboot.
      In the beginning, resetting the 80286 was done with the help of an extra feature built into the keyboard controller. However this was slow. Later people discovered a trick to do a faster reset by deliberately causing a triple fault on the processor. When with C&T the area of chipsets started to emerge, chipset manufacturers built a fast reset feature into their chipsets.

      Marcel

    9. Re:That website they linked to... by vegetablespork · · Score: 1

      The 80186 was also the CPU of the Tandy 2000, a BIOS-compatible (i.e. not-quite-compatible-needed-a-special-DOS-version) .

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    10. Re:That website they linked to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Loadall acually set the entire cpu state from a memory structure, but it couldn't exit protected mode. The only way to exit protected mode on a 286 without a machine reset was to force a triple fault, which would reset the cpu but not the entire machine. http://www.x86.org/productivity/triplefault.htm

    11. Re:That website they linked to... by mythedrine · · Score: 1

      The loadall instruction did not switch the processor from protected mode to real mode. Loadall did just what it said: it loaded all the cpu registers, including the segment descriptor cache registers, from a fixed block of low memory. In real mode, you could use loadall to point the segment registers anywhere in the 24 bit physical address space of the 286.

      Loadall was a faster alternative than switching to protected mode for copying memory to/from addresses beyond the 1M+64K area, and executing a processor reset through the A20 address line hack of the PC/AT platform.

      Microsoft specifically left the loadall address block empty from at least DOS 3.3 version on.

      Here's the dope for the x86 archeologists:
      http://www.x86.org/articles/loadal l/tspec_a3_doc.h tm

    12. Re:That website they linked to... by ranmachan · · Score: 1

      > The loadall instruction did not switch the processor from protected mode to real mode.
      > Loadall did just what it said: it loaded all the cpu registers, including the segment
      > descriptor cache registers, from a fixed block of low memory. In real mode, you could
      > use loadall to point the segment registers anywhere in the 24 bit physical address space
      > of the 286.

      Because the loadall instruction does not do any checks on the loaded registers and it loads the machine status word (msr) register, which controls whether or not you are in protected mode, it should be possible to use it to leave protected mode.

      Of course I can't really check that without a real 286 machine, but I think I remember reading that and it does make sense to me. :-)

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    13. Re:That website they linked to... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      The 4004 was designed as a calculator processor, and I can go right down the line to the Pentium 4 or Athlon 64 in your box today:

      4004
      8008
      8080
      8085
      8086 + 8087
      8088 + 8087
      80186/8 + 80187
      80286 + 80287
      80386DX/SX + 80385 (DX only), 80387DX/SX
      80486DX/SX
      Pentium, K5, WinChip1/2
      Pentium Pro, K6
      Pentium II
      Pentium III, K7 (Athlon), K8 (Athlon 64, Opteron) WinChip4 (VIA Cyrix III)
      Pentium M
      Pentium 4

    14. Re:That website they linked to... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      They couldn't make a deal with DR because (IIRC) the CEO of DR went golfing instead of coming to the meeting.

      Bill Gates walks in with this "QDOS" purchased from Seattle Computer Systems, a clone of CP/M, and sells it to them.

    15. Re:That website they linked to... by stanmann · · Score: 1

      And of course you are both correct. It was possible to "reboot" the processor and enter real mode without rebooting the computer.

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    16. Re:That website they linked to... by netringer · · Score: 1
      They couldn't make a deal with DR because (IIRC) the CEO of DR went golfing instead of coming to the meeting. Bill Gates walks in with this "QDOS" purchased from Seattle Computer Systems, a clone of CP/M, and sells it to them.
      According to "The Revenge of the Nerds" it wasn't quite like that. Gary Kildall was in fact out of the office, but the IBM reps showed up unannounced as IBM was wont to do when they were working on a secret project. Kildall's wife/secretary/office manager was presennted with a very long non-disclosure aggreement that the IBM guys wanted a signature on before they would talk. She called their lawyers for an OK and kept them waiting through lunch.They got tired of waiting and went back to Bill Gates where they had just bought MS-BASIC.

      He signed the agreement without hesitation and told them Microsoft would also supply the OS they needed. Then Microsoft bought the right for "Seattle DOS" for a one time payment of $50,000. IBM also paid once for as many copies of PC/DOS they wanted to ship, so in effect Microsoft did not get paid for each copy of PC-DOS.

      The irony was that the origins of Seattle DOS were murky, i.e. it was DR's own CP/M 80 disassembled and cross compiled for the 8086. Gary Kildall said he knew why there were certain calls designed into the OS and he knew that Bill Gates had no idea. There was also the legend that you could read G-A-R-Y K-I-L-D-A-L-L if you masked certain byte sequence up to MS-DOS 2.0.
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  50. Classic Pentium Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is only 1 classic Pentium joke worth knowing:

    I am Pentium of Borg.
    Precision is Futile.
    Prepare to be Approximated.

  51. Architecture vs. Implementation by Detritus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The 486 was a huge advancement over the 386. Take a look at the instruction cycle counts of the two chips, plus it had the first integrated FPU in the x86 series. Unfortunately, because of the 486SX (SX = sucks), programmers were unable to rely on the presence of hardware floating-point.

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    1. Re:Architecture vs. Implementation by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      My 386DX 40Mhz was just as fast as my friend's 486DX 33Mhz for most things. Games often incorporated their own fixed point arithmetic, so an FPU didn't help.

      However, for my own programming, I added a $100 FPU and saw incredible results... still comparable to what my friend's computer had, and for hundreds less.

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  52. makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    From age 18 until 21, you're expected to try to
    get laid. In case you're too ugly or dumb for that,
    we take pity on you by allowing you to buy porn.

    The idea is to encourage good adult relationships.
    (married, hetero, consent, no rape, no S+M, etc.)
    Such relationships lead to happy children.

    Tough luck if you just want to be a perv. :-)

  53. HOWTO: Diffusing a leaner by niew · · Score: 5, Informative
    We used mirrors to check for leaners so they never got us.

    You may already know this, but for the benefit of some of our other readers...

    When trapped in your room by a live leaner, crack the door open a little bit, then snap it closed. If you do it right, the leaner will be diffused.

    Then make sure you find who did it and penny them into their rooms. That's a lot harder to open from the inside ;)

    1. Re:HOWTO: Diffusing a leaner by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      penny them

      Throw pennies at them??

    2. Re:HOWTO: Diffusing a leaner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In case you didn't know... wedge pennies into their door so it gets stuck.

    3. Re:HOWTO: Diffusing a leaner by niew · · Score: 1
      Throw pennies at them??

      Naww, that'd just be mean...

      Jam pennies between the door and door frame to 'lock' them into their flooded, 10x10 cel^H^H^Hroom ;)

    4. Re:HOWTO: Diffusing a leaner by hey! · · Score: 4, Funny

      You get a relatively strong person to lean against the top half of the door, and wedge pennies between the door face and the door frame on the doorkknob edge. Repeat the process at the bottom of the door. This puts pressure on the bolt so that it cannot slide out, and the doorknob is jammed. This can only be undone from the outside so far as I know.

      Back in the day, we had a dorm phone system where the circuit was not released until the caller hung up, so to complete the task, you'd call the dorm phone and leave your receiver off the hook so the person had to hang out their window and shout for help.

      When I was an MIT student, this happened occasionally, but somebody always took pity on the victim and let them out almost immediately. Usually the perpetrator. All, in all, this is a nasty, potentially dangerous trick to play on somebody. The first rule of hacker ethics is do no harm. The second rule is safety.

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    5. Re:HOWTO: Diffusing a leaner by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Ah, one of those fascinating aspects of college I apparently missed, since my school's "student housing" was in public apartments spread throughout the city. Craziest my roomies ever got was using a giant rubber band to propel empty beer bottles out the sliding glass window.. ;)

    6. Re:HOWTO: Diffusing a leaner by Reziac · · Score: 1

      We had the same sort of phone system in my univ. (in fact, most phones everywhere used to work that way -- the caller had control over the circuit). But as only a select few discovered, our doom rooms' metal doors had enough flex that if you bounced on the door hard enough, you could get the pennies to fall out. No one pennied our door twice, cuz we'd escape far sooner than they anticipated, ambush the perps, and tickle 'em half to death :)

      (Tickle ambushes were THE thing my freshman year. Someone coulda done big business selling armoured vests.)

      The phone system in the Chemistry building was somewhat more primitive... it was a very large four-storey building (3 floors plus basement) with only two phones: one in the main office on the ground floor, and the other in Dr.Craig's office one flight up and halfway down the long wing. The main office would ring Dr.Craig's office, then they'd page whoever was being called. The paging method was simple: stick your head into the stairwell, and yell at the top of your lungs. Eventually someone would hear you and pass the page along the hallway or up/down the stairwell. It usually took about 15 minutes to relay a page to whatever far corner the desired person was working in. If no one ever answered, someone might or might not tack a note re the call onto the bulletin board near the main office.

      And you thought modern voicemail sucked. :)

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    7. Re:HOWTO: Diffusing a leaner by Ratbert42 · · Score: 1

      Yeah. We didn't have MIT's rules of ethics down south. We'd tape the peephole, set up a leaner, then fire a live firecracker under the door for a rapid wakeup. That way you could hear your results from the stairwell without waiting long. Of course, that was reserved for the RA downstairs.

      Or unscrew the peephole from the outside and empty a hot-pinned can of shaving cream into it. Much quicker than the old bag of shaving cream under the door.

  54. Which linux distro? by mrjb · · Score: 1

    These machines cost near to nothing nowadays, is it still possible to decently run X+browser+some apps on such a machine to keep them out of recycling for a bit longer? I've heard of the RULE (run uptodate linux everywhere) project, any other suggestions?

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    1. Re:Which linux distro? by gukin · · Score: 2, Informative

      RH 6.2 seems to be the best thing out there. Redhat kept up support until they invented the idea of EOL for their distros, so if you get the ISO then all the updates, you can get a pretty up to date system. 2.2.24 kernel, most of the modern libraries XFree86-3.3.6. You can build dillo, links and have a usable system. Really, I've got two 486 laptops with 20 megs of RAM, I can build the latest PCMCIA release and have full wireless. And those 486 were TINY and cool. Perfect for acting like a remote control for my myth TV system or a vncviewer for my "macho" system.

    2. Re:Which linux distro? by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      No, it isn't practical.
      Browsers have "evolved" in the meantime to include support for all kinds of nifty additions to the web, and using a browser from those days really isn't useful anymore.
      Same holds for many apps.

      In fact, using Linux the situation is worse than with Windows 98, IE, and Office97. That would work quite well. The Linux counterparts of these are all too bulky and too slow to be useful.

  55. And just now getting useful! by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
    I bought my 485 15 years ago, and just finished building this awesome "desktop environment" called "KDE 0.2.7" on an operating system called "Gentoo Linux". I tell yeah, this will be the year for Linux on the desktop. This latest version even supports a mouse!

    Yessir, the build took a while, but now I'm ready to sit back and enjoy the fruits of my labor. Wonder if that LAN party next week will use token ring or thinnet?

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  56. abortion pill by stud9920 · · Score: 1

    They have invented a successor to the abortion pill, RU486. It's called RUPentium, and causes embryo cells not to divide correctly.

    1. Re:abortion pill by jcuervo · · Score: 1
      They have invented a successor to the abortion pill, RU486. It's called RUPentium, and causes embryo cells not to divide correctly.
      One of the routers/firewalls at work is named ru486. When I got its backup box online (an F5 load balancer, now running Debian), I got to name it: ru487. Its coprocessor. :-)
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  57. And it was Y2k Compliant, too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The CMOS of my old 486DX2-66 clearly displays June 12, 2004.

    It passed through the millenium without a hitch!

  58. i860 had MMU by r00t · · Score: 3, Informative

    At least some versions of the i860 had the same
    MMU as the Pentium. Using the MMU for paging was
    horribly difficult though, because the i860 did
    not handle faults well. The OS got stuck with the
    job of emulating many partially completed instructions.

    Intel used the i860 in the Paragon supercomputer,
    which ran a SysV UNIX OS.

    Mercury Computer Systems used the i860 on VME
    boards with a circuit-switched crossbar interconnect that did 160 megabytes/second
    (40 MHz, 4 bytes wide) half-duplex to each node.
    That's 1.28 Gb/s, many years ago. They sold the
    system with a matrix math library for doing
    radar and similar tasks.

    I think the non-MMU version got used in printers.

  59. Hardware Progression Causing Lazy Programming? by s7uar7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The constant race between AMD & Intel and Nvidia & ATI to make their products faster has undoubtedly been good for their bottom-line, but is it promoting laziness in programmers?

    In the pre-PC days (and to a certain extent games consoles today), the hardware platform remained static for the life of the product. Compare the software released at the beginning of it's life compared to the end - it's streets ahead, particularly games. Coders had no choice but to continually optimise their code, learn new tricks etc. With the advance in PC hardware there isn't the same motivation. You know that when you start a project that by the time it's released the 'average' platform will be more powerful. Won't run on smoothly on a 2.6GHZ P4 with 32MB graphics card? No problem, we'll put that as the minimum spec and recommend something higher.

    1. Re:Hardware Progression Causing Lazy Programming? by mikael · · Score: 1

      The constant race between AMD & Intel and Nvidia & ATI to make their products faster has undoubtedly been good for their bottom-line, but is it promoting laziness in programmers?

      The techniques used by the current game engines were originally designed for use with CPU software based rendering. This led to the development of concepts like the PVS (Potentially Visible Set), lightmaps etc. These are still in use today.

      With ATI and Nvidia, the early DirectX/OpenGL extensions simply added some hardware stages to fix an immediate need. However, with the introduction of vertex and fragment programs, game engine programmers have the opportunity to write optimised code. Also, have a look at gpgpu.org where researchers are looking at ways of modify algorithms to run on GPU's. And there are other opensource projects where people are experimenting with engines based on real-time ray-tracing.

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    2. Re:Hardware Progression Causing Lazy Programming? by Tetrad69 · · Score: 1

      Current programs have gotten so huge that they require massive amounts of time just to get the damn things to work, much less run fast. Also due to the scale most optimizations have to be done on the software engineering side, not the programming side.

      Sure hypothetically you could take a program and work on it for a massive amount of time trying to shrink it down, but when you have to sell it and make money, and the average platform really is fast enough to handle it, it seems like a no-brainer.

    3. Re:Hardware Progression Causing Lazy Programming? by rolling_bits · · Score: 1

      Firstly, you aren't taking in consideration that hardware has always improved. So you can't take a somewhat current hardware and want it to be enough for your computing needs.

      Secondly, there are all different kinds of
      programs, and you can't expect that they will be all built the same way. Take games and business applications, for example. Both will differ alot in design and code. But you know that.

      Thirdly, there is competition among software developers (with the exception of MS), and that means that implementations will differ, mainly in the search to gain some advantage by using the best technic at the moment.

      Lastly, it isn't just programmers' laziness, since the programs and games keeping getting more complex every year. Do you really think that cross-platform development is as easy as platform-dependent development, for example? :-)

  60. 33MHz is still useful by Gilmoure · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I still use my Mac Quadra 650 (33MHz, 128MB RAM, 9GB SCSI HD, 512k VRAM) as a scanning station for an old Agfa SCSI scanner (that cost me $1400, back in '94). It's running OS 7.6.1 (circa 1995-6 OS), Photoshop 2.5, and Illustrator 5.5. The thing has a steel case that I can stand on and has never had any hardware failure. Good stuff!

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    1. Re:33MHz is still useful by James4765 · · Score: 1

      Got a Tandy 1000 RSX doing similar duty - jammed a SCSI card and a NIC in it, threw Slackware on it, and it became a SSH-addressable serial console for some of my AIX toys - granted, SSH + minicom + kernel + not much else = 90% system utilization, but it's just *$%&% cool...

  61. Re:Atari ST forever !!!.......... /||\ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    No, the Acorn Archimedes is the system of the future, it uses RISC, the CPU architecture of the future, and the RISC OS beats your pathetic GEM.

  62. 16 and 20 MHz? by mzs · · Score: 1

    I really could swear that when my father bought a 33 MHz 486DX in 1991, my friend had a 20 MHz 486SX. He also told me it was a step-up from the 16 MHz version. Am I remembering this correctly? I really believe that the 486 was available at 16, 20, 25, 33, and 50 MHz in DX form by the end of 1991 at the latest. Did Intel only introduce the 16 and 20 MHz parts after the 25 and 33 MHz parts? I remember how amazing that behemoth 486DX 'full tower' my dad had for his drafting business felt back then. It had a whopping 128K of external cache in little SRAM chips on the motherboard too!

    1. Re:16 and 20 MHz? by ConsistentChaos · · Score: 0

      I know that a 486SX/20 was introduced AFTER the original 486/25 and /33, and also remember laughing because it was SLOWER than the 386DX/33 I bought in 1991. I'm not sure about a 486SX/16, because I *know* that the 386 was introduced at a speed of 16 Mhz. He might have meant that.

  63. Beowulf was 486 by r00t · · Score: 5, Informative

    The original Beowulf cluster was 486-based.
    It had 16 machines.

  64. I've still got one too by JayBlalock · · Score: 3, Insightful
    It's a 486DX4/75 laptop w\ full docking station. (back in the days when a docking station was huge and literally converted the laptop into a desktop) I have it up and running as a fully functional backup desktop computer. It's got Windows 95 and can surf the web (Netscape 4) and even play music through Winamp. And it's on the network. So if I've got my main box offline for maintenence or reinstalls or something, I'm over on the 486. Or, I pop the laptop section out if I want to write, so I can get comfy on the couch.

    So, I really don't have anything to add, just to point out that you don't even have to convert old 486s into routers or something - they can do basic computer tasks just fine on their own. I can't play Quake on mine, but I can do everything else.

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    1. Re:I've still got one too by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You have a 486DX4/75 and you can't play Quake on it? Listen here mister, I used to have a 486DX33 with a 1MB ISA video card and I played Quake on it. Yes, it was at 320x200, but it was entirely playable. And, it played a lot better on my later 486SLC/2-66, which is far less machine than your DX4-75. I played both dos quake and linux svgaquake on my 33MHz 486, and I played descent on dos as well...

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  65. That was the Pentium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ummmm no. That was the engineering sample Pentiums. Very different CPU in many ways.

  66. 486 by looneyboy784 · · Score: 1

    i was using a 486 untill the hard drive crashd i have since upgraded to a 6 year old gateway with a 200megahertz pentium chip

  67. Re:Atari ST forever !!!.......... /||\ by nutznboltz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was using an Atari ST but I lost interest in GEM and eventually MINIX ST took it over. My next computer computer was a 68010 running Systev V R.3 (with BSD demand-paging grafted on) which was my first UNIX system, the MINIX ST conversion came after that. I bought my first 368 as a used Tandy computer and promptly put MINIX on that too (it actually came with MicroSoft XENIX on it but I wanted a source code UNIX.) A little after that I started hearing about this new Linux thing and I had vague plans that I would move the 368 to that but then the power supply blew and that delayed me. During the delay I started to use NetBSD on computers at work and so when I bought my first 486 (a 66 MHz screamer with 32-bit VL bus buslogic SCSI and ET-4000-w32p VL bus video, heh) I loaded it with NetBSD 0.8 not Linux. I stopped using a 486 per-se when I upgraded it to a 83 MHz Pentium (a "clock-halfed" 166 MHz CPU.) The box was given to a friend to work in her office. She put Windoze on it but hey it wasn't my problem.

  68. My 486 rocked! by scoser · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The 486 my family had was the king of 486 when we got it. DX2-66, 256 KB L2 (upgradable), 16 MB of RAM, 400 MB HD, 2 MB Diamond Viper video card, Sound Blaster 16, and the Anykey keyboard that scared the hell out of me when I managed to remap all the keys wrong and couldn't remember how to fix it. Ahh, youth.

  69. Nope, 286 reboot was hidden! by r00t · · Score: 1

    The OS would write a code address into a location
    where the BIOS knew to look, then reset the CPU.
    The BIOS would run, notice this, and then transfer
    control back the the OS. (the OS was still in memory)

    I kid you not. The CPU needed a reset for going
    back into real mode.

  70. 15. fifteen YEARS? FIFTEEN years? by lkcl · · Score: 0, Troll

    15 years. fuck me. is that all?

  71. More 486SX/25 Era Memories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting


    In no particular order:

    - 2400 baud modems / Hayes SmartModems
    - Downloading shareware from dailup Bulletin Boards
    - BBS's with Internet e-mail, fetching files via e-mail FTP commands
    - Manually configuring IRQ's on ISA cards
    - Mastering config.sys and autoexec.bat
    - 14-inch monitor with 640x480 display
    - AT command strings / {COMMO} software
    - TSRs "Terminate and Stay Resident" programs
    - Xmodem, Ymodem and Zmodem protocols
    - UMB, EMM, XMS and all that DOS memory mgmt
    - UUENCODE
    - GOPHER
    - 486SX/25 was easily overclocked to 33 mHz!
    - BBS Doors, like VGA Planets
    - ANSI graphics
    - Everything had its own ISA card!
    - Friends and relatives were actually impressed that you built and configured your very own computer!

  72. Aren't intel cpu's still 33Mhz? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my 2.4Ghz is what, a 33 x4 x4 x~4. I bet the core sped ir really only 33 without marketing and we just finally now have good enough disk/video/sound co-processors for it to be efficient. lol.

  73. MOD PARENT UP! by red+floyd · · Score: 1

    Damn, you beat me too it. I don't have mod points, so....

    MOD PARENT UP +1 Intereresting/Informative!

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  74. 486 in my basement by mwillems · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I still have one, a 16 MB machine, in my basement. It runs Linux (Redhat 5.2) and for years now has been my packet radio machine. It sits there all day and you know what? 16 million clock cycles per second is plenty to send a few bytes per second through the (iamginary) ether utterly reliably and with plenty of power to spare.

    And:
    - No cooling fan to break
    - Very low power

    The 486 was a fantastic chip, and is still great today.

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  75. i860 v. 80x486 by j.leidner · · Score: 1

    ...of course the better CPU lost the market, as usual.

  76. 486SX20 and FloppyFW by gregh76 · · Score: 1

    I'm still using my old IBM PS/1 I got when I was in high school as my NAT. It just works, period. 8 MB of ram (started with 4) and no harddrive running FloppyFW. I think there was even a 16 Mhz version besides my 20, but I'm not sure.

    1. Re:486SX20 and FloppyFW by smellystudent · · Score: 1

      My SX25 PS/1 is still going strong at a local charity. It was blazing when we got it - it had been upgraded to a whole 8Mb of RAM!

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  77. Almost not for me by rajafarian · · Score: 1

    I bought my first PC, an Intel 486dx2-66 in early '95. I had Windows 3.11 WFW and the thing sucked so bad that I almost decided to return it or put it in the closet, just not use it. Opening applications would crash the system! Nevermind its "multitasking." And then a friend said, "You may want to try out OS/2" Wow, it was not my computer that sucked it was my OS! In learning why this superior OS was not more popular I got to hate M$, even though I did tech support for Windows '95 - for M$("Saving the world one PC at a time" is the way I looked at it). With OS/2 I could start a Windows 3.1 emultation session, max its system resources, do the same again, minimize that, play Heretic or Doom (without sound) and even though switching took a few seconds, I could download with an OS/2 app and the download would keep on going, woo hoo!! Once I made Windows not my primary OS I have had much fun working with computers.

    One of my friends commented how much today's OSs suck since we used to run OS/2 Warp on a 486dx4-120 on 32 MB RAM as snappily as Windows XP on a Pentium 4 with 1 GB of RAM does today. Now I smile because I have more RAM (768) than my first HDD had space (420) and I have more video memory (64) than my first computer had memory (12) and the fact that if RAM cost the same as when I had my first computer (~$40/MB) I'd have over $30,000 in memory.

    Anyway, I ditched Warp when it became apparent to me IBM did not care and I ditched Red Hat for Debian about three years ago when I decided that Debian's interests matched mine more than Red Hat's did. Thank you for letting me share.

    1. Re:Almost not for me by jhobbs · · Score: 1

      Your first computer was a 486? OMG, its real, I'm 30.

  78. CRACK MODS! YHBT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Moderators on crack again.

  79. Heat.... by jsimon12 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I remember when these came out, friends and I joked about how much heat these put off and how they needed heat sinks. The funny part was we were all like, "whats next, having fans attached directly to the CPU, hahahahaaha". ;)

    1. Re:Heat.... by smellystudent · · Score: 1

      My 486-SX25 was heatsinkless, but I seem to recall the later DX66 and up chips having a small sink on them.

      Then my friend got a P75. I still hate him for that }->

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  80. hrmm by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    I'm currently building a distro that will make these still useful.

  81. you think a 286 was good enough? by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    Heck, you young whippersnappers! I had an 8086, Compaq portable. Weighed 30 pounds, 2 5 1/4" floppy drives. I upgraded it to a V20 chip, 640k of ram, and a RLL hard drive, and it smoked! ;)

  82. Humor by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    it WAS a joke... I think you need to lighten up a bit.

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  83. Powering Hubble by ca1v1n · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hubble got an upgrade a few years ago from a 60's mainframe chip to a 486. I'm not sure how that affects its capabilities, but the stunning photographs that first made it famous predate the upgrade.

    1. Re:Powering Hubble by anuj · · Score: 1

      60s mainframes had chips?

      ~A

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    2. Re:Powering Hubble by k8to · · Score: 1

      Well they had processors, which is probably what is meant. Ie. it's possible that the radiation hardened cpu on the hubble is of the same arch as a 60s mainframe of some kind. I doubt it though.

      Rad6k maybe?

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  84. 80186/80188 by Detritus · · Score: 1

    The incompatibility was IBM's fault. Whoever wrote the original BIOS for the IBM PC, used a bunch of Intel reserved interrupt vectors for various BIOS functions. The reserved vectors were not used by the 8086/8, they were used in later Intel processors. If you can find an original Intel 8086/8 data book, the reserved vectors are clearly listed.

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  85. 80? by bairy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does anyone know why it was called the 8086, 80386, etc?

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    1. Re:80? by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Because it was part of the 8000 series. Long story, but here goes:

      The 4004 was the fourth element of the MCS-4, or 4000 series (4 for 4-bit). The 8008 continued the trend, just changing every 4 to an 8. The 8080 was improved, so the digit got pushed to the left. 8085 was even better, so a digit got upped. They then needed a 6 from 16 in there, so 8086. 8088 because they were running out of numbers, and then they added a digit to up the line. It's really twisted ;-).

    2. Re:80? by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      Does anyone know why it was called the 8086, 80386, etc?

      'Cos back in the day there was the Intel 4004, then there was the 8008 (which was twice as good!), then there was the 8086. So the 80 comes from there, the next number is just the version, the real question is where the 86 comes from, and I dunno.

    3. Re:80? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      The 8088 because it was a hybrid.... sort of the first sx processor.

      8086 8000 series 16 bit bus. 8088 8000 series 8 bit bus.

      386DX 32 bit... 386sx 16bit external

      486DX Coprocessor added 486SX Coprocessor disabled by a pin.

      oh and xx87=FPU

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  86. I still have one sitting aroung w y2k bug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I purchased an old 486 to use a router a while back --- ran great and not slow for freebsd.

    It actually had a y2k bug in the bios -- this caused problems for a little until I set the date to 1995 and added 5 years to the freebsd date -- worked like a champ, no probs after that

  87. Try using a 486 with win3.1 right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember in 1998 one of my friends had a 486 running windows 3.1, while in my home I had a Cyrix PR200 mhz with 32mb ram running Win95. His pc was much slower than mine, win3.1 was dog slow.

    As you upgrade lately you are getting diminishing returns, but you are overstating things. Try using a 486 with win 3.1 sometime and you will see.

  88. mistake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that article says the 486s had 8kb of cache. The DX4s actually had 16kb. That's why they could almost keep up with a Pentium

  89. But still by dtfinch · · Score: 1

    Most binary Linux distributions are compiled for the 386. Not that you'd ever notice the speed difference, but it just seems silly.

  90. bent pin? try this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ive picked up a cpu or two and found bent pins, think the first was off of eBay (233 MMX, oo fun)

    well, i noticed a pin was indeed bent, and i used some firm cardboard (not too thick, not too thin) and bent it into place, slowly...give it a lil tug, then eyeball it to see if its in either row of the other pins. worked great. beats the crap out of using metal tweezers.

    1. Re:bent pin? try this! by msim · · Score: 1

      Bah, use an expired credit card, or for those of you not old enough for a credit card, use your library card. (in 1995 i had a bankbook, not a bank CARD!) :-)

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  91. But it's always been the way .... by taniwha · · Score: 1
    25 years ago I was using a mainframe, size of a basketball court - supported 30 terminals and untold card batch users .... it had a memory clock speed of 1Mhz and 40Mb of disk ... core memory (real core - hand strung in the 3rd world) was roughly $1Million/megabyte .... and we thought it was great .... and were completely amazed by what replaced it (a Vax the size of a couple of large fridges) .... it's been this way for probably 40 years now .... honestly the 486 was just a (small) step on that path ...

    Moores law basicly makes sure we get to keep doing this for a while until atomic or quantum effects get in the way (not long now ...)

    Actually the 486 is a pretty boring chip to lionize - the 386 was a major architecture change (as were the RISC chips growing up around it) following the mistep into segmentation that was the 286. Intel had this capability architecture jag going for a while which tended to cloud their vision a little - the 286/432/960 all had leanings in that direction, some a little more exterme than others ... the problem was that to use those sorts of architectures in anger you need strongly typed languages that can manipulate pointers (or segments etc) as a seperate kind of object from data .... IMHO C and Unix (and the rise of the RISCs) had a lot to do with their downfall

    1. Re:But it's always been the way .... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      The 286 was designed because Intel had this great 32-bit processor that added all these features, but it was too far ahead of it's time, and they couldn't release it (yet, more on that later). It included some of the most important parts of that processor. Since the design was newer, it also fixed some bugs with the 32-bit CPU's design, and had better performance.

      Fast forward a few years, and a need for a 32-bit CPU appears. Intel calls that old CPU that was designed years ago, and that the 286 was based on, the 386.

      The 286 was designed AFTER the 386 - that's part of the reason why a Harris 286/25 can give an AMD 386DX/40 a run for it's money (the AMD chip is identical to the Intel chip, it's just faster and cheaper - the 386 was the last all-Intel-design AMD chip).

  92. Just wait 'til next year. . . by Rogue+Leader · · Score: 3, Funny
    When the 486 turns 16! I'm not letting mine drive the car.

    me: (in passenger seat) "Okay, turn left up here."

    486: (behind the wheel) Cursor turns to hourglass for 10+ seconds.

    me: Aaaah! Brake! Brake!

    486: Hard drive gets really loud, keeps going straight. Hits mailbox and plows through farmer's market. "Beginning dump of physical memory."

    me: (bleeding, picking glass out of skin) "Your brother Pentium wouldn't have crashed like this."

    486: (tear) "You know I can't multitask!"

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    1. Re:Just wait 'til next year. . . by smellystudent · · Score: 1

      What I'd give for mod points right now. I'm cleaning beer out of my keyboard, ya bastard.

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  93. I think it worked the other way around by Stevyn · · Score: 1

    I think "turbo on" actually ran the processor at the rated speed where if it was turned off it underclocked it. I forget where I read this, assuming I remember properly, but I think that's why they removed it eventually because no one ever wanted to underclock their machine. It was probably introduced either to provide more stability or when games wouldn't sync properly and the framerate was too fast.

    1. Re:I think it worked the other way around by Bad_Feeling · · Score: 1

      That may have been the case at first but later in the pentiums all it did was turn or the secondary cache to make the cpu seem like its running at a lower clock.

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  94. Another year... by ScottSpeaks! · · Score: 1

    ...and I'll finally be able to have consensual sex with that hot 486 I met at the local Radio Shack. Watch for the barrage of tech pr0n featuring 486's when they finally turn 18 in a few years.

  95. Can you run LINUX on an i860? by Danathar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just curious.....is there a port of the linux kernel to the i860 architecture?

    Or does NetBSD or something like it support it?

    1. Re:Can you run LINUX on an i860? by brank · · Score: 1

      I don't think Linux or NetBSD supports it. Many of the machines ran commecial Unix, though, so you'd have a shot at compiling Linux apps (Concentrix on Alliant FX/2800, OSF/1 on the Intel Paragon, etc). As far as I know, the GNU toolchain doesn't have very good support for this architecture (all remaining i860 stuff was obsoleted in gcc 3.1). You'd need to work on that before you could run a free *nix on it.

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  96. 15 years was the 1st time by fred911 · · Score: 1

    AMD produced a cheaper, better product then IBM. I skipped the 486 and had a 386dx40 AMD chip that rocked all my buddies sx25's. Sheesh.. 386 running GeoWorks for the wife (cause it could print MUCH better then the alternatives).

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  97. Legal in Chile (been legal for three years) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  98. i860 trivia by drsmithy · · Score: 1

    The intel 860 was the first platform Windows NT was targeted at, back when NT development was first starting.

    1. Re:i860 trivia by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Even more trivia:

      The i860's code name was N10. NT stood for N Ten, the pronunciation of the code name. The programmers realized that it wouldn't sell, and changed NT to New Technology.

  99. Not right about California by jizmonkey · · Score: 1
    In California it is at least a misdemeanor to have sex with someone under 18, period. (Unless you are the person's spouse.)

    It does not matter if you are under 18 or within 3 years of age, although it is only a misdemeanor (meaning up to one year in county jail) if you are within three years. Read the penal code

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    1. Re:Not right about California by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I read it, that's why I said kind of. Most DA's offices are extremely reluctant to prosecute a statutory rape case if the supposed rape victim is 16 or older, and generally won't bother if you're within the three years, except as an additional charge in an actual [forceful] rape. After all, it's just a misdemeanor.

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  100. PC Jr by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    Didn't the PC Jr have a 186?

    I could be wrong, but I seem to recall this to be the case.

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    1. Re:PC Jr by spacefrog · · Score: 1

      Nope, 8088, just like the PCsr.

  101. Still using an i860 by Ratbert42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My 10 year old laser printer is sitting right here, chugging along fine on an i860. I remember when I got it that it was the fastest processor I owned. And had more memory than my desktop.

  102. Stop waste... by Lord+Prox · · Score: 1

    ...you young kids think...

    run a distributed computing client. Simple, problem solved. No more waste. And as a small side benifit it can help you justify a new multi-GHz machine...for the science

  103. Ahh yes, way back when... by bl8n8r · · Score: 1

    Nobody gave a fuck about the RIAA nazis, my AT keyboard didn't have a "Windows" key, and 4 meg of ram made me feel like an old pimp in new shoes.

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  104. Thanks for making me feel old! by StarWreck · · Score: 1

    *Sigh* I still use a 486... Packard Bell, although it's been heavily upgraded (500MB HD, 133MHz AMD "5x86", 64MB of FPM RAM). Runs Windows 95 great, Space Cadet Pinball can be laggy sometimes though. When I want to type a report for the boss, the IBM Pro Printer Dot Matrix just flies!!

    I need some help upgrading, what is the most powerful ISA graphics card ever released?

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  105. Dr. SBAITSO by KillerHamster · · Score: 1

    It was just a couple of years ago that my dorm-mates and I were entertaining ourselves with Dr. SBAITSO on my old Pentium Pro machine (running Win 98 at the time). I still have all that old Sound Blaster software. As old as it is, that SBAITSO thing works pretty well. It got kind of freaky when it started winning arguments, though.

  106. I am disturbed by aussie_a · · Score: 1

    that my post was moderative informative.

  107. Oh the memories of explaining SL, SX, DX, DX2, DX4 by scupper · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I remember working at a Pace Membership Warehouse (eventually bought out by Walmart/Sam's Club) as a forklift driver and having to constantly go over to the Electronics Dept. to help with computer sales customer service because it was said "You know about computers and stuff, answer their questions".

    I tried several times to explain the processor differences to people buying computers; 486 ....SL, SX, DX, DX2, DX4 , we had computers based on each cpu displayed, and I would inevitably be led into "tech debates" with uninformed customers.

    I once had a guy argue with me that a DX2 meant that there were two processors. I tried, courteously, to explan that was not the case, and eventually decided to walk away and let the sales worker handle the man.

    The sales guy assured the customer that he was correct, that the DX2 did designate a dual processor mobo.

    Ironic twist: The man returned with the computer a couple of months later and claimed the sales guy lied to him, that the computer in fact, did only have ONE cpu. I didn't gloat, but I thought what a moron. I mentioned to the returns staff the context of the sale and the customer's request to return the computer was rejected.

  108. Re:Atari ST forever !!!.......... /||\ by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

    No - it was a clock 2.5-timed 33MHz CPU. The 166 was a clock 2.5-timed 66MHz CPU. The 83 Overdrive ran on a bus at half the speed and half the width, meaning it was REALLY crippled.

  109. Memmaker? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must've been using the RC1 version that never made it into the final DOS because all MY memmaker managed to do was ruin my hand-tuned config and bring me down from 604kb of conventional memory to about 580kb!

  110. Re:Atari ST forever !!!.......... /||\ by nutznboltz · · Score: 1

    It was crippled but it still ran faster than the 486 it replaced plus it had Pentium features like the performance counters to play with. It had the F00F bug too but hey so did more expensive systems.