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The Windows Security Nightmare

latif writes "Microsoft has set aside a $5 million fund for paying off informants on malware authors. In my opinion a good chunk of this money deserves to be paid to individuals who help catch the Microsoft employees behind the design of Windows Registry and Windows Update. As I found out, the two mis-features work together to deprive Windows users of all protection from malware. The details of my experience are in the article Why Windows is a Security Nightmare." In a related story, Anonymous Wussie writes "This guy had family with a problem: A Windows XP computer hit by worms that couldn't stay on-line long enough to get patched. His solution? A CD. This article describes the custom made CD he sent to his family member with patches, tools, and instructions to make a fresh install of Windows XP Home Internet safe. I know I'll be doing this in the future."

969 comments

  1. Uh huh! by imidazole2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    A typical Windows system follows a simple lifecycle: it starts out with a clean Windows installation, which gradually deteriorates as programs are installed, and uninstalled. Eventually, the Windows registry accumulates so much crud that the user is forced to do a clean install. When a user does a clean install that user's system loses all the previously applied security updates, and becomes a sitting duck for worms and other malware.

    Thats why I'm such a FreeBSD/Mac advocate.

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    -Imidazole2
    1. Re:Uh huh! by Cthefuture · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Thats why I'm such a FreeBSD/Mac advocate.

      Yeah right, until MacOS becomes popular enough for someone to exploit some known hole and install some sinister daemons, keyboard loggers, or whatever.

      And don't think the root/user separation in OSX is gonna save you. All the virus/trojan would have to do is wait until you ran something requiring privileges (like the software update) and either grab the root password or piggyback inside the timeout period.

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    2. Re:Uh huh! by imidazole2 · · Score: 1

      Keep telling yourself its not popular... Hell, keep telling yourself its not superior... When you give it a shot you'll see the light.

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    3. Re:Uh huh! by professor+seagull · · Score: 1, Insightful

      maybe by then windows will automagically have become secure/stable without all the bloat (no), but for the time being mac's unpopularity does have an advantage. as long as you don't need to play excessive games, macs can usually do anything pc's can (and in a lot of cases, better)
      take it as a security advantage, not a hinderence.
      apple also seems to put more effort into their os development then microsoft anyway; like linux, they improve upon code rather than adding patches just to fix errors, and newer operating systems tend to run faster than older ones with all the benefits (xp can't run on some older pcs now that aren't severly outdated, and longhorn is going to require a lot more)
      i think even if mac were as popular as windows, with equal focus from the virii community, it would still be more secure

    4. Re:Uh huh! by VAXGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I like Macs as much as the next guy (probably more), but a function of popularity would be that there are a LOT of them. Walk into 100 random households in the United States, 60 Windows machines, 3 or 4 Macs would probably be a pretty good spread. MacOS may be pretty good, but it's definitely not widespread.

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    5. Re:Uh huh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check some statistics and tell me how popular Macs are.

    6. Re:Uh huh! by zoloto · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "Microsoft has set aside a $5 million fund for paying off informants on malware authors


      Maybe microsoft should pay the money to themselves and redesign their software


      You know, if the next version of Windows(TM) pulls what Apple did with their OS X, built a bsd underbelly to it and didn't allow backwards compatibility outside of a sandbox of sorts I wouldn't cry. Then it would be possible to secure the system and hopefully they'd get rid of their god forsaken registry / file and drive permissions / insecure nature for the most part.

      It won't be infallible, but simply less insecure for the current vulns out there.

      Then again, MSFT might implement this shiz so badly and incorrectly that we'd be stuck with a bunch of new prolems of which we haven't a clue to fix.

      just my 2cents

    7. Re:Uh huh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So is it Microsoft's fault that Opera installs crap in the registry?

    8. Re:Uh huh! by saha · · Score: 1
      I second your sentiments for alternative OS.

      Which is why my primary work machine is now a Powerbook G4 running OSX and the two other machines in my office, an SGI O2 and a dual CPU Pentium III SGI 320 is now switched off most of the time. I'm a systems admin in my department and I've wasted way too much time on these Windows worms and viruses over the past year and Microsoft is plain negligent for not upgrading IE 6.x with a pop-up blocker over the past two years!!!. Can't believe how many people have managed to get spyware and adware on their Windows computers. For people who can't afford the Apple hardware I would recommend either Linux/FreeBSD and OpenOffice, Mozilla/Firefox.

      Personally, I feel its worth paying the extra dollars for Apple hardware. The difference in quality is similar to the differences between a Ford Escort (Dell) and a Toyota Avalon (Apple). Don't think I'd go as far to call an Apple a BMW of computers :) Although, Apple's software solutions are tightly integrated throughout the OS. These nice features aren't quantified by straight forward comparisons of hardware and software alone. e.g. When I post a comment on /. I can right mouse click on the comment field to check for spelling. Just one of the nice features of OSX with its fairly pervasive spell checker.

    9. Re:Uh huh! by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has a responsibility to provide a system that can recover from buggy subsystems or applications. Perhaps multiple files, or even a simple journaling system would have been a more effective design.

    10. Re:Uh huh! by smittyoneeach · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but can you hear the distant howls of derisive laughter echoing back through time from the alternate future where they actually did that?
      Admittedly, I can't either, but it sounded kinda cool, so I wrote it.

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    11. Re:Uh huh! by caspper69 · · Score: 1

      You know, unlike Apple, Microsoft is quite capable of writing a very advanced kernel on their own. The NT codebase (not the Win32 API, .NET, the registry, etc.) is actually quite modern, and in fact, surpasses Linux (and old-skool Unix) in many respects. It's a shame, because what you advocate would essentially be a step backwards.

      Now if you would have said that you wished they'd get rid of the registry, lock down the system, re-do the privelages (and locations of files), and get rid of all of the crud that has built up since Windows 3.0 I would agree. But to give up on a kernel with so much invested, and a lot of brains behind it would be foolish. Linux, Unix and *BSD are NOT the only kernels in existance, and are certainly not the most modern.

      It makes you wonder though, would people cut Microsoft any slack if they did use a different kernel? Nope. At least not on ./. The fact of the matter is that NT on Alpha was one of the most rock-stable OSes I ever had the pleasure to use. Guess what? Same kernel. Just a little more sane hardware platform.

      It makes you wonder further why MS is waiting so long to release Longhorn. My guess is that they are going to drop another Win95-like bombshell (still using the NT-based kernel), and blow us away with what they have been able to accomplish. Remember, MS is an 800-lb gorilla. It takes her a while to get running, but once she's up to speed (i.e. sick of security problems, buggy drivers, bad PR, etc.), watch out...

    12. Re:Uh huh! by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "Remember, MS is an 800-lb gorilla. It takes her a while to get running, but once she's up to speed (i.e. sick of security problems, buggy drivers, bad PR, etc.), watch out..."

      ummm yeah, we'll I've never seen that MS gorilla come out yet. But I've seen something comparible in their applications. Like the gorilla their bloated as hell, and they run kinda wobbly.

      "You know, unlike Apple, Microsoft is quite capable of writing a very advanced kernel on their own. The NT codebase (not the Win32 API, .NET, the registry, etc.) is actually quite modern, and in fact, surpasses Linux (and old-skool Unix) in many respects. It's a shame, because what you advocate would essentially be a step backwards."

      First, Microsoft didn't write the NT Kernel, check your history again ;) Second, in what fashion is it more modern than the linux kernel? Moving to a linux kernel would hardly be a step backwards, since the linux kernel IS more advanced than the NT kernel. Microsoft neither wrote the NT kernel to begin with, nor have they improved upon it in any significant fashion.

      I'll grant you that at the time of writing the NT kernel was more advanced than the linux kernel but now... the linux kernel has improved by leaps and bounds and now surpasses the NT kernel in almost every imaginable respect. In contrast the NT kernel has remained pretty much stagnant.

    13. Re:Uh huh! by l33t+gambler · · Score: 0

      "Thats why I'm such a FreeBSD/Mac advocate."

      And that why im so "on" when programs doesnt use the registry for settings.

      Atlantis Nova 1.0.0.66 install - Keys added: 41
      Atlantis Nova 1.0.0.66 uninstall - Keys deleted: 4

      Thank god for Opera browser, after a reinstall all bookmarks, history, skins, buttons setup, login-sessions (cache) and Wand passwords are there. BLISS!

      Why the %#%&!" isnt more programs like this??

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    14. Re:Uh huh! by perlchild · · Score: 1

      Errr wouldn't that be an admission of Error, and open them to criminal liability of sorts, under the various laws of the USA, specially California, who has new laws to that effect?

      As long as they can put a bounty on guilty people who aren't Microsoft, the bounty is doing it's job, because Microsoft can say it's doing something to catch the bad guys. That also means that de-facto, it isn't them.

      The fact that Microsoft is trying to use a PR tactic to solve a technical security problem should tell you just where Microsoft's interest is, as well as its strengths.

    15. Re:Uh huh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't necessarily disagree, however if companies feel that the registry is bad, they don't have to use it.

      Mind you things are easier if it is built into the OS.

    16. Re:Uh huh! by Doc+Squidly · · Score: 1

      apple also seems to put more effort into their os development

      You mean like scrapping their old OS and slapping an Apple interface on a BSD.

      Sorry, but it sounds to me like Jobs realized that continuing development of OS9 would me more effort than it was worth.

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    17. Re:Uh huh! by andalay · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but it sounds to me like Jobs realized that continuing development of OS9 would me more effort than it was worth.

      I guess we should put Gates and his gang up because they realize that Windows needs to be rewritten every few years?

      And it still sucks

    18. Re:Uh huh! by Cthefuture · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but it sounds to me like Jobs realized that continuing development of OS9 would me more effort than it was worth.

      Maybe, but if you remember, Jobs left Apple and did the NeXT thing. I think he already knew the old MacOS was a dead-end.

      NeXTOS was a Mach kernel/BSD system just like OS X. Essentially all he did was release a newer version of NeXTOS on Apple hardware with a more MacOS-like interface.

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    19. Re:Uh huh! by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      Where are your links to back all this up?

      Most people really don't pay attention to what happens at kernel level - or understand any of it, so I'm not inclined to believe the rantings of anyone about these matters unless they can provide references, or otherwise demonstrate that they know what they're talking about.

      Note: I'm no better than anyone else when it comes to paying attention to the kernel, but I know enough about operating systems to know that I don't know stuff - so I'm genuinely interested in being enlightened.

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    20. Re:Uh huh! by Wolfrider · · Score: 2, Interesting

      --Here you go:

      Kernel Traffic

      Linux Weekly News

      Linux Kernel Mailing List Digest (from google, not tested by me)

      --Try and find a site that details the inner workings of the NT kernel, on a weekly or any regular basis -- really -- I dare ya. If you can *find* the date on the NT kernel file, compare it with the downloadable kernels that you can find here:

      Kernel.Org

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    21. Re:Uh huh! by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 1
      >>Walk into 100 random households in the United States, 60 Windows machines, 3 or 4 Macs would probably be a pretty good spread.

      And 2.4 kids. Don't forget the 2.4 kids (well, unless you're like me and upgraded to 2.6.6.....)

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    22. Re:Uh huh! by rosewood · · Score: 1

      That may be typical, but its not crazy to break that mold:

      C:\Documents and Settings\Rosewood>systeminfo

      Host Name: ROSEWOOD
      OS Name: Microsoft Windows XP Professional
      OS Version: 5.1.2600 Service Pack 1 Build 2600
      OS Manufacturer: Microsoft Corporation
      OS Configuration: Standalone Workstation
      OS Build Type: Uniprocessor Free
      Registered Owner: Rosewood
      Registered Organization:
      Product ID: *radio edit*
      Original Install Date: 9/19/2001, 9:40:38 PM

    23. Re:Uh huh! by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      I know about those pages, and I often read Kernel Traffic.

      But knowing about the Linux kernel does not make the NT kernel inferior, just unknown. You can't claim that one is better than the other unless you actually know about both.

      So it was links to archetecture / feature comparisons between them that woud be most relevant.

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    24. Re:Uh huh! by hayds · · Score: 1
      This will never happen. One of the only reasons Microsoft has such an astronomical marketshare is because of the huge base of software for Windows. Most people I meet really like my iBook, but they will buy PCs because that's what everyone has, thats what they know and thats what all the software runs on (allegedly anyway).

      If MS broke away from this and redesigned everything, then users would have to choose between a linux or Mac system that is unfamiliar, or an MS system that is unfamiliar. In this case, there is much more incentive to switch.

      More likely is that MS will start to migrate all their software to .Net and slowly jam that down everyone's throats. Windows will become more of a loader for the .Net system.

    25. Re:Uh huh! by poptix_work · · Score: 1

      The OS may be superior, unfortunately the hardware is lacking.

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    26. Re:Uh huh! by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      Umm, I would just like to point out that a kernel which changes every few weeks can hardly be described as a stable platform, and the absence of evidence regarding the changelog of the NT kernel doesn't mean it isn't changing. After all, it is closed source.

      One good source of information and windows kernel mode apps is Sysinternals. If you want to know more about native NT API's, NT source tree layout, NTFS etc, thats the place.

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    27. Re:Uh huh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, and all this time I have been hanging out on alt.2600 to get that info. Silly me!

    28. Re:Uh huh! by leandrod · · Score: 1
      > a kernel which changes every few weeks can hardly be described as a stable platform

      But it doesn't.

      2.6 had quite some time from 2.4, and 2.8 will take a similar amount of time.

      Inside 2.6 or 2.4 series it takes several weeks for new releases, but these are bug fixes only without changing APIs and hardly ever changing anything fundamental even if under covers.

      Anyway, applications aren't coded to Linux but to the GNU C Library, the glibc, and this is really very conservative.

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  2. offended by andy666 · · Score: 5, Troll

    From article:

    "so simple, even my grandmother could implement it."

    As a 48 yo grandmother, I am offended that technical incompetance is equated with being a grandparent. I don't think anyone would have said "so simple even my grandfather could implement."

    I am incidentally, a C programmer of 20+ years.

    1. Re:offended by JustKidding · · Score: 2, Insightful
      As a 48 yo grandmother, I am offended that technical incompetance is equated with being a grandparent.

      He didn't actually say grandparents are incompetent, he just said grandmother is.
      It's easy to be offended if you want to be.

    2. Re:offended by simcop2387 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      a 48 year old grandmother who goes by the name andy666? man that family has some of the oddest names

    3. Re:offended by HuckleCom · · Score: 0

      I'm actually intersted as to why the hell your thread was moderated as a troll. Bad mod! I just dont understand this stupid /. 'moderating' system... your opinion is subject to another's opinion? And wether or not some chum finds your post funny, interesting or troll like you get ganked?

    4. Re:offended by ggvaidya · · Score: 2, Funny

      She's a C programmer. 'nuff said :).

    5. Re:offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Uh-huh, right, that's her real name.

      "Simcop2387 get off your computer and get down here for dinner!" something you hear often?

    6. Re:offended by Turambar · · Score: 5, Informative

      A troll is a post carefully crafted to attract predictable responses and/or flames. The moderator probably read the post, saw the poster was "andy666" and thought some guy was trolling. It was a mistake.

      After looking at andy666's posting history, the moderator should have known that andy666 really is a French grandmother named Andrea Tilley, who apparently has a grandchild old enough to post the parent article, and isn't happy that her grandchild considers her technically inadequate for this job. Wow - French and thin-skinned; but I repeat myself.

      It's SlashDot - what do you expect?

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    7. Re:offended by HuckleCom · · Score: 0

      text text text I guess you're right, my expectations are too high. text text text

    8. Re:offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Who keeps modding this nonsense up? The article nowhere mentions grandmothers, andy666 has added the same comment to various articels, it is doubtful that he is really a grandmother or french.

    9. Re:offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is pretty obviously male chauvenist flamebait on your part, pal.

    10. Re:offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was moderated as troll because it is a troll. The part with the "offended grandmother" was all made up in order to get insightful moderation

    11. Re:offended by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      As a 48 yo grandmother,

      Ummm.. It's a generational thing. You are not old enough to fit the demographic the author was aiming at. And your comment about nobody using 'grandfather' as a term doesn't match with your complaint about grandparents being labeled, instead the argument there is sexist. So what is your point then?

    12. Re:offended by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      To turn a friendly coin, Einstein once said You don't truely understand something until you can explain it to your grandmother.

      That was around 1930 or so. I don't think he was trying to say the elderly were stupid. I think he was trying to say that Intellectuals too often think in shorthand, that often gets in the road of true understanding.

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    13. Re:offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think when you score +5, Troll, you win the game...

    14. Re:offended by weiyuent · · Score: 1

      As a 48 yo grandmother, I am offended that technical incompetance is equated with being a grandparent. I don't think anyone would have said "so simple even my grandfather could implement." I am incidentally, a C programmer of 20+ years.

      Are you offended because you categorically dislike generalizations, or because you disagree with the validity of this particular generalization? If the former, I'd say you've got some emotional issues to deal with. If the latter, you need a bit of a reality check. There are exceptions to every rule, but the exceptions don't necessarily negate the rule.

    15. Re:offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to America. Here it's normal to treat the elderly like garbage.

    16. Re:offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      There is a reason that a stereotype comes into being. Instead of getting offended, perhaps you should just be grateful you are an exception to the rule!

    17. Re:offended by kdougherty · · Score: 0

      I couldn't have said it better myself, good job JustKidding. :)

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    18. Re:offended by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      I hope you saved your post while it was a (Score:5, Troll). Not too many people get that honor. Just a little something to show the grandkids when they become old enough to post here. I kind of thought your post was reasonable. I'm mystified as to why it was moderated as a troll. I guess you may as well get used to being victimized by old metaphors. (you old bitty:-))

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    19. Re:offended by tbone1 · · Score: 1
      As a 48 yo grandmother, I am offended

      Well, I am offended at your offense. In fact, I am offended by my being offended at your offense.

      "I've got to quit sniffing this Ajax."

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    20. Re:offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to America. Here it's normal for the elderly to drive over people like garbage.

    21. Re:offended by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      An offended grandmother you may very well be. You are not however a typical grandmother. That much is certain.

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    22. Re:offended by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1
      A troll is a post carefully crafted to attract predictable responses and/or flames

      If a troll is a post carefully designed to attract flames, than what is flamebait?
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    23. Re:offended by Dr.+Smeegee · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's always wise to avoid Brad's Pitts.

    24. Re:offended by Turambar · · Score: 1

      See The Jargon File for a complete explanation and more useful links. Here are the full cut-and-pasted definitions:

      Troll:

      1. v.,n. [From the Usenet group alt.folklore.urban] To utter a posting on Usenet designed to attract predictable responses or flames; or, the post itself. Derives from the phrase "trolling for newbies" which in turn comes from mainstream "trolling", a style of fishing in which one trails bait through a likely spot hoping for a bite. The well-constructed troll is a post that induces lots of newbies and flamers to make themselves look even more clueless than they already do, while subtly conveying to the more savvy and experienced that it is in fact a deliberate troll. If you don't fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. See also YHBT.

      2. n. An individual who chronically trolls in sense 1; regularly posts specious arguments, flames or personal attacks to a newsgroup, discussion list, or in email for no other purpose than to annoy someone or disrupt a discussion. Trolls are recognizable by the fact that they have no real interest in learning about the topic at hand - they simply want to utter flame bait. Like the ugly creatures they are named after, they exhibit no redeeming characteristics, and as such, they are recognized as a lower form of life on the net, as in, "Oh, ignore him, he's just a troll." Compare kook.

      3. n. [Berkeley] Computer lab monitor. A popular campus job for CS students. Duties include helping newbies and ensuring that lab policies are followed. Probably so-called because it involves lurking in dark cavelike corners.

      Some people claim that the troll (sense 1) is properly a narrower category than flame bait, that a troll is categorized by containing some assertion that is wrong but not overtly controversial. See also Troll-O-Meter.

      The use of 'troll' in any of these senses is a live metaphor that readily produces elaborations and combining forms. For example, one not infrequently sees the warning "Do not feed the troll" as part of a followup to troll postings.


      Flame:

      [at MIT, orig. from the phrase flaming asshole]

      1. vi. To post an email message intended to insult and provoke.

      2. vi. To speak incessantly and/or rabidly on some relatively uninteresting subject or with a patently ridiculous attitude.

      3. vt. Either of senses 1 or 2, directed with hostility at a particular person or people.

      4. n. An instance of flaming. When a discussion degenerates into useless controversy, one might tell the participants "Now you're just flaming" or "Stop all that flamage!" to try to get them to cool down (so to speak).

      The term may have been independently invented at several different places. It has been reported from MIT, Carleton College and RPI (among many other places) from as far back as 1969, and from the University of Virginia in the early 1960s.

      It is possible that the hackish sense of 'flame' is much older than that. The poet Chaucer was also what passed for a wizard hacker in his time; he wrote a treatise on the astrolabe, the most advanced computing device of the day. In Chaucer's Troilus and Cressida, Cressida laments her inability to grasp the proof of a particular mathematical theorem; her uncle Pandarus then observes that it's called "the fleminge of wrecches." This phrase seems to have been intended in context as "that which puts the wretches to flight" but was probably just as ambiguous in Middle English as "the flaming of wretches" would be today. One suspects that Chaucer would feel right at home on Usenet.


      To me, the subtle distinction lies in the reason for the post. The Troll is looking to get people worked up (and therefore respond), whereas the flamer (so to speak) is just being caustic.

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    25. Re:offended by bratgrrl · · Score: 1

      ""so simple, even my grandmother could implement it."

      As a 48 yo grandmother, I am offended that technical incompetance is equated with being a grandparent. I don't think anyone would have said "so simple even my grandfather could implement.""

      Lotsa luck getting through to the Slashdot snots. It's pretty funny, in a sick sort of way, how so many geeks fit the geek stereotype of completely socially-clueless male, emotionally arrested at age 13. Boys, you never should have come down out of the treehouse.

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    26. Re:offended by DrInequality · · Score: 1
      "Wow - French and thin-skinned; but I repeat myself."

      Would you like some freedom fries with that? How about some humble pie for dessert?

    27. Re:offended by G-funk · · Score: 1

      Ah, the elusive "Score:5, Troll"

      Comedy gold.

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    28. Re:offended by Turambar · · Score: 1

      Were it up to me, I would like to apologize to the entire world, on behalf of all citizens of the U.S. of A., for the entire "freedom fries" fiasco. But I won't - mainly because the twits that are responsible for the fiasco represent a majority of the voting populace of said country. (Well, almost all of the twits represent a majority of the voters...) Therefore, I'll just apologize for me - sorry, that was a stupid and pointless response to a soverign nation exercising it's right to not support an, at best, questionable military action against another sovereign nation that it's selling weapons to.

      However, the facts here still remain: the original poster enforces the particular stereotype that I mentioned. Just because this upsets you does not invalidate the stereotype.

      Actually, if you read to the end of my other, previously-posted reply to this thread, you'll see that I already discussed comments like this. Instead of this explanation, I could have easily posted YHBT.

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    29. Re:offended by leereyno · · Score: 1

      You can either live in a nation where freedom to speak one's mind is protected, or you can live in a country where you will be protected from anyting and everything that you might ever find insulting.

      What you can't do is have both because the two are mutually exclusive.

      Living in the former means that you're going to see and hear things that you disagree with and a few things that truly disturb you for one reason or another. Living in the latter means that anyone who wishes to censor something will merely strike a "I'm offended!" pose and pretend that they have been injured by the information or point of view they wish to see suppressed.

      Guess which situation our current culture more closely resembles?

      I don't know about you, but I'd much rather live in a free society than a politically correct one.

      By the way, most people don't equate a 48 year old programmer with the status of "grandmother" regardless of whether she does in fact have grandchildren. The term "grandmother" as used in the context you take exception to, refers to your sterotypical, elderly, retired, little-red-riding-hood type, not a middle aged professional who isn't even old enough to join the AARP.

      Lee

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    30. Re:offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      As a 48 yo grandmother, I am offended that technical incompetance is equated with being a grandparent. I don't think anyone would have said "so simple even my grandfather could implement."

      I am incidentally, a C programmer of 20+ years.


      Do you have a recipe for False Drop Cookies?

    31. Re:offended by Crazy+Eight · · Score: 1

      Zikes Scooby! A /. post has been moderated +5 Troll.

    32. Re:offended by bakreule · · Score: 1
      Congrats! You've made /. history with a Score: 5, Troll.

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  3. Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    People always complain about their computers getting infected before they are able to download the patches - but this is easy to prevent if you just switch on the included firewall software.

    1. Re:Use the Firewall by vijaya_chandra · · Score: 1

      The default firewall configuration is a confusing thing to say the least
      (damn it's not as simple/powerful as iptables)

      I hope the XP SP2 would improve things

    2. Re:Use the Firewall by jdreed1024 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      People always complain about their computers getting infected before they are able to download the patches - but this is easy to prevent if you just switch on the included firewall software.

      Too bad the firewall software loads *last* in the startup sequence, leaving a gaping hole of anywhere from 20 seconds to two minutes (on a slow machine) when your machine is on the net and unprotected. And during the height of worm activity, that's *more than enough* time to get infected.

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    3. Re:Use the Firewall by Neil+Blender · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My wife has a laptop that she hardly ever uses. 90% of it is used for Quicken. Once in a while, she will buy a cd or book online. She does not receive email in any form on this computer and never has. Our home network is behind a netscreen 5 with everything blocked. There are no other windows machines in our house. A few weeks back, I went to use her laptop and the thing was absolutely infested with spyware. So, here is an example of being behind a firewall, hardly ever using the computer and spybot is telling me there are something like 50 different spyware apps on it.

    4. Re:Use the Firewall by radish · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How about you wait until the firewall is loaded before plugging in the network cable?

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    5. Re:Use the Firewall by Lehk228 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      that is why you leave your network cord unplugged untill windows is loaded.

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    6. Re:Use the Firewall by bryanp · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Too bad the firewall software loads *last* in the startup sequence, leaving a gaping hole of anywhere from 20 seconds to two minutes (on a slow machine) when your machine is on the net and unprotected. And during the height of worm activity, that's *more than enough* time to get infected.

      So you build the machine offline. Leave ethernet disconnected right up until the moment you're ready to hit Windows Update. You're already booted up with the firewall enabled. Connect cable, wait a few seconds for XP to notice it, hit update. Voila.

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    7. Re:Use the Firewall by Sean80 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I still don't get it sometimes when people say this. I would only feel comfortable making this sort of statement based on some evidence. Not a troll or anything, but has anybody ever seen any evidence which indicates what majority of the PC-using community understand what a "firewall" means, and, if they do, how to turn it on when they receive their brand-spanking new PC from Dell?

      If that number turned out to be unusually low, perhaps the key is to really shove this sort of education down people's throats. How? I don't know. A series of ads on TV? Not likely. Get it into the headlines? Not likely. So I'm just not sure how this could be done.

      One thing's for sure, my mom wouldn't know what a firewall is, nor how to turn it on, and I shudder at the thought of trying to explain it. Honestly.

    8. Re:Use the Firewall by dylan_- · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Since a few people have mentioned this: He was using Windows 2000. It doesn't have a firewall.

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    9. Re:Use the Firewall by mgoodman · · Score: 1

      Which is why the best thing to do is just get a CD of patches, or wait until everything is loaded until you plug the Ethernet into your NIC.

      Oh, right, and get rid of that crappy microsoft internet connection firewall and replace it with something half decent. Even Norton Internet Security isn't half bad.

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    10. Re:Use the Firewall by wobblie · · Score: 0, Redundant

      god, just unplug the cable until it boots up (and start dhcp manually) - still, this is pathetic ...

    11. Re:Use the Firewall by Setti · · Score: 3, Informative

      Too bad people don't know how to unplug the ethernet until the firewall is up :P

      Considering it's all a hassle... Isn't SP2 supposed to resolve the issue with the Firewall loading last?

    12. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NIS isn't half bad it is all bad. Have you looked at some of the reviews on it? ZoneAlarm is a much better free solution.

    13. Re:Use the Firewall by Marc+Desrochers · · Score: 5, Insightful
      How about Windows not enabling the network inteface before it has all of the network settings loaded for it.

      ...and I don't believe obtaining a DHCP lease would be a problem through this.

      Asking users to plug/unplug their network cable is just plain silly.

    14. Re:Use the Firewall by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Seems a bit of browsing and some ActiveX funnies can get you that indeed and no firewall is really gonna help against it either, you'll still need virus/worm/malware scanner/remover software to keep the PC clean.

      Its funny how MS is now going to include such stuff.. seems their innovation has other priorities then making their products usable most of the time...

      This all should not be a problem initially however for installing a windows machine beind a firewall and trying to run update.. tho I rather prefer making an update CD for such cases (and use it untill the next worm or whatever that requires no user actions to become active)

    15. Re:Use the Firewall by b-baggins · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Isn't it amazing how the solution to so many Windows problems is to jump through hoops, restrict what you can do, and generally make your life a hassle.

      Your example is like telling someone in a crime-infested neighborhood that they just need to lock their doors instead of yelling at the city council and cops to clean up the streets.

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    16. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that number turned out to be unusually low, perhaps the key is to really shove this sort of education down people's throats. How? I don't know. A series of ads on TV? Not likely. Get it into the headlines? Not likely. So I'm just not sure how this could be done.

      How about by having the next Service Pack automatically enable the firewall?

    17. Re:Use the Firewall by somethinghollow · · Score: 5, Funny

      Okay. I'll climb under my desk, unplug my nic, climb out, power on the machine, wait until everything is loaded, climb back under my desk, plug it back in, then climb out and be productive.

      That is a great solution. Maybe Microsoft should make a KB article and send it to all the upperlevel business types in corperate America. I can see all the suits in their lavish office hundreds of feed above the city streets doing the Microsoft Shuffle. Now all they need is a catchy pop song to go with it and they'll be on Casey Kasem's Top 40.

      I'd rather just use my Mac.

    18. Re:Use the Firewall by bryhhh · · Score: 1

      Even Norton Internet Security isn't half bad.

      Don't be so sure

    19. Re:Use the Firewall by SilentChris · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Too bad the firewall software loads *last* in the startup sequence"

      Supposedly fixed in SP2.

    20. Re:Use the Firewall by One+Louder · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Unfortunately, that assumes that one is familiar enough with Windows to know that's the order in which things load, that unplugging the network cable won't make the machine somehow think it's not *going* to be on a network.

      It's a rational expectation that a brand new machine, or one restored to factory configuration, should have no fatal problems - we certainly expect that the wheels don't fall off our cars just after we drive off the new car lot. We shouldn't have to *know* that we have to tighten the lugnuts or get new tires because the ones I juts bought are about to explode, and I shouldn't have to immediately change the locks because everyone and their grandmother can pick the one I just bought with a toothpick.

      Perhaps I'm taking the analogy too far, but can you name another product that is widely sold brand new with massive known defects?

    21. Re:Use the Firewall by radish · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, my suggestion was not a "solution" to the general problem. It was an idea for the supposedly technical person trying to fix a b0rked windows box which they couldn't get to stay up long enough to patch. For that person, I would have thought that unplugging a cable would be both obvious and straightforward. Should regular users be disconnecting their boxes every time they reboot? Of course not.

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    22. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Wow !

      That Windows thing is really easy !

    23. Re:Use the Firewall by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I do ISP tech support, and end up asking about a firewall on about 25% of my calls. Of the people I ask, around 10% actually have any idea whatsoever what a firewall is.

      Just off the cuff statistics, but they're probably pretty close to reality.

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    24. Re:Use the Firewall by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 1

      Since a few people have mentioned this: He was using Windows 2000. It doesn't have a firewall.

      There are some crude filters which cannot even handle DNS (but they would have worked against those 445/TCP worms). To some extent, IP Security Policies help as well. They just can filter some kinds of traffic. 8-(

    25. Re:Use the Firewall by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1

      And if you're on a wireless LAN?

    26. Re:Use the Firewall by bryanp · · Score: 5, Funny

      Perhaps I'm taking the analogy too far, but can you name another product that is widely sold brand new with massive known defects?
      Ask me again on election day.

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    27. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Isn't it amazing how the solution to so many Windows problems is to jump through hoops, restrict what you can do, and generally make your life a hassle.

      Unlike in the Unix world, where you solve all these problems by simply not running as root.

      Of course, to a Windows user, having to su every time you want to install software or change a configuration setting comes into the category of jumping through hoops, restricting what you can do, and generally making your life a hassle, but there's no pleasing some people...

    28. Re:Use the Firewall by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Yes, but people WON'T KNOW HOW TO INSTALL THE SERVICE PACK, or if they're on dial-up, WON'T WANT TO!

    29. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      www.zonelabs.com

    30. Re:Use the Firewall by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Informative
      I set up a box with ZA so that the PPPoE connection isn't started right away. I have an icon on the desktop to start it. The connect program won't even run until ZA is loaded. Also, I assigned a local IP address to the card as part of the trusted LAN zone. The PPPoE connection gets a different DHCP address (and max security setting).

      That said, I don't trust ZA for perfect protection. Win XP Pro starts up way too much crud that wants to talk to ports.

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    31. Re:Use the Firewall by antarctican · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No, even the best firewall software won't prevent all Windows holes. The solution is that a Windows box should NEVER, EVER be put on the live internet. Only behind some kind of NAT to keep the nasties out, be it a linux box or a $50 DSL router.

      I have always believes that anyone with a slightest bit of technical knowledge who knowingly puts a Windows box on a world routable IP should be charged with criminal negligance.

      And no, this is not flamebait, it's just the reality of Windows and it's security flaws.

    32. Re:Use the Firewall by mrjackson2000 · · Score: 1

      SP2 is suposta fix the order that the firewall loads, making it first (or close to) even MS has said that the included firewall in XP SP1 is not enough to protect the computer

    33. Re:Use the Firewall by liquidsin · · Score: 4, Informative

      Third sentence of the article: "This was the case with a family member's computer running Windows XP Home." Further down, he also talks about putting XP SP 1a on the disc.

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    34. Re:Use the Firewall by Marc+Desrochers · · Score: 2, Interesting
      This is not a perfect solution but it does greatly reduce the risk of infection:

      I only rebuild a WinBox behind some kind of NAT. At least I don't have to worry too much about being nailed by a worm before the updates are done.

    35. Re:Use the Firewall by cynicalmoose · · Score: 1

      Because it still takes time to load when you plug in the network cable. On most broadband connections (the most vulnerable), the firewall only loads when the connection becomes active. Hooray, another little hole between connection and protection.

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    36. Re:Use the Firewall by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Unlike in the Unix world, where you solve all these problems by simply not running as root. You might not be running as root, but how are all those various programs listening on ports below 1024 running, enk?

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    37. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One word.

      Dialup.

    38. Re:Use the Firewall by needacoolnickname · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Asking users to plug/unplug their network cable is just plain silly.

      I'd have to disagree. I think making someone work for something might make them a bit more appreciative of what needs to be done to maintain it.

      I told my father to take his computer to a local shop to have it fixed rather than drive up to me. Once he learned how much it costs to have things fixed that can easily be avoided he seemed much more interested in learning how to take care of things than thinking "this thing should just do as I want it to" (and he stopped downloading stupid ass screensavers.

      A little work goes a long way.

    39. Re:Use the Firewall by mgoodman · · Score: 1

      My point was that it is still better than ICF. But, just to be devil's advocate:

      On a scale of 0 to 5, where 0 is completely unprotected and 5 is completely protected:
      0 - no firewall, MS Windows 98 (NOT SE)
      1 - Microsoft's Internect Connection Firewall (ICF)
      2 - Symantec (Norton) Internet Security
      3 - Zone Alarm Pro
      4 - FreeBSD Default installation
      5 - No connectivity; no drives to load foreign media

      So, I stand by my original statement, and rebuttal your statement that NIS is all bad :P

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    40. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to su to install software? That's a new one to me. I have all sorts of software installed in my home directory that is usable by everyone on the system and I didn't su once.

      But glad I know that you have to su to install software now.

    41. Re:Use the Firewall by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 3, Insightful
      No shit. When I turn on the Windows firewall I cannot see/be seen on my network. Zone Alarm has no problem letting me print to my network printer (on another PC), but with Windows firewall I don't even see it. Sorry, but I just don't have time to figure out the settings needed to fix this when Zone Alarm is the real fix.

      I don't care how good XP SP2 is, I'm not letting it near my PC.

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    42. Re:Use the Firewall by RoLi · · Score: 1, Troll
      How about you wait until the firewall is loaded before plugging in the network cable?

      Yeah, that's really the new height of user-friendlyness...

    43. Re:Use the Firewall by Marc+Desrochers · · Score: 1

      Uh-huh, I (ok, not just *I*) support a campus LAN with with over 10000 users. We are the people they bring their machines to, should I forward the support calls to you?

    44. Re:Use the Firewall by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Leave ethernet disconnected right up until the moment you're ready to hit Windows Update. You're already booted up with the firewall enabled. Connect cable, wait a few seconds for XP to notice it, hit update. Voila.
      Uh, huh. And then, the next day, you have to crawl under the desk and disconnect the NIC until you've booted up for the day, then plug it back in. And the day after that. And the day after that. And the day after that.

      You see, it takes 20 seconds to 2 minutes from the network activation to the firewall start every time you turn on the PC, not just when you're getting the latest update. And if you think you only need a firewall when you're running Windows Update, then you're missing the whole point of having a firewall.

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    45. Re:Use the Firewall by allyourbasebelongtou · · Score: 1

      Agreed. It is easy, and it is the only logical thing to do.

      What drives me just plain nutty and makes me want to run around screaming every time it happens is the undocumented "feature" of the (so-called) XP firewall that automatically (and permanently) opens up certain ports without promting you, even after you've closed them down!

      Most people--even the technically savvy would never notice. After all, you left everything closed last time you were in there, right??

      I've found this to be the case with MSN messenger (which is labelled VERY crypically for most users) and the Windows Media Player (which has about a dozen ports it likes to have opened).

      A firewall that automatically, *permanently* opens up ports without asking the user? Huh?! You have got to be kidding me, right?

      Can anyone imagine iptables, ipchains, ipfilter, or pf doing this? The various authors of any of these programs would be summarily beaten, dragged through the town square at high noon, and then ridiculed for putting in a "feature" like that.

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    46. Re:Use the Firewall by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      on first boot, go into safe mode, install your favorite firewall product.

      incidentally, this also avoids the whole "first startup routine" with the friggin' loud music and stuff that comes with XP. Why create a bloody 2nd Admin account if the first one works perfectly well anyway?

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    47. Re:Use the Firewall by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1

      He could have used ZoneAlarm. It's free; and doesn't take very long to download and install; and he could have downloaded it on a different computer, stuck it on a CD, and installed it before ever going online.

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    48. Re:Use the Firewall by antarctican · · Score: 1

      People still use dialup? Wow, I keep forgetting that being in country with high home DSL/cabel penetration... (ie. not the United States)

      I have seen routers which do dialup. The only base left to be covered would be road warriors and protecting their dialup connections.

      Regardless, the majority of machines would be protected if the simple rule of no exposed Windows machines was followed.

    49. Re:Use the Firewall by yabos · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No offense intended, but you can't expect "normal"(dumbass) users to do what you do. Even though your solution may work well, they just won't do it.

    50. Re:Use the Firewall by bryanp · · Score: 1

      This is only necessary when initially building the machine. After that you make a point of hitting update regularly. If you hit Windows Update once per week you're fine. The worm writers aren't disco vering flaws in windows, they're reverse-engineering the patches to find an exploit. You stay patched and everything's okay.

      I'm not saying it's great. I'm saying this is what we have to deal with right now.

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    51. Re:Use the Firewall by Ciderx · · Score: 1

      And it is FIXED in Service Pack 2, which is Boot Time Secure.

    52. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alright smarty!! Next time pay for your own education....

      Dad

    53. Re:Use the Firewall by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1, Insightful
      For a large group of folks, the blame can be laid at the feet of broadband providers for not providing a firewall appliance along with the cable modem. (Many of us run this as a secondary appliance behind the modem, and get 4 or more ports for the price of 1 connection in the process;) However, hooking up a windows machine behind a nice functional hardware firewall, however simple it may be, really works for the active worms. (Doesn't help the dial-up guys though, although dial-up providers maybe should block certain ports.... after all, who uses 135-139 on dialup connections anyways?)

      Just some thoughts.

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    54. Re:Use the Firewall by minotaurcomputing · · Score: 5, Funny

      "And if you're on a wireless LAN?"

      Wave you hands in front of the antenae to block the signal.

    55. Re:Use the Firewall by pottymouth · · Score: 1



      Oh yeah, that's a lot easier than logging into my Linux box. Now I see why Windows is on 98% of the desktops....

    56. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, hell, that explains some of the rumors that I heard about the XP firewall not protecting against SASSER! During the height of that activity I was getting hit much more often than once every 20 seconds on a 1.5 Mbps DSL line!

      Are Microsoft engineers just stupid or what? Such a configuration makes sense in a dial-up configuration where you have to force the computer to dial out and connect sometime after it has booted, but it makes absolutely NO sense in a world where "always-on" cable modem or DSL lines are a significant portion of all connections!

    57. Re:Use the Firewall by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1

      That won't help if it's integrated into a laptop's case, and you don't know where. Moreover the signal's usually too strong to be completely blocked that easily.

    58. Re:Use the Firewall by Chester+K · · Score: 1

      He was using Windows 2000. It doesn't have a firewall.

      It has IP Filtering, which can be used to shut off all network communication to affected ports.

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    59. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Perhaps I'm taking the analogy too far, but can you name another product that is widely sold brand new with massive known defects?"

      Just Homeland Security...

    60. Re:Use the Firewall by sik0fewl · · Score: 5, Funny

      How about you wait until the firewall is loaded before plugging in the network cable?

      Yeah, that's an elegant solution:

      "Windows has finished starting. It is now safe* to plug in your network cable."
      *Warning: may not actually be safe.
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    61. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's a rational expectation that a brand new machine, or one restored to factory configuration, should have no fatal problems - we certainly expect that the wheels don't fall off our cars just after we drive off the new car lot.

      If you really want to make a fair comparison between a clean install of Windows, and a new car - A much better analogy would be someone using Windows on the Internet VS someone trying to drive a car without having a license (or knowing how to drive) and blaming their problems on the car. Its not like plugging in your Windows machine and turning it on will cause it to start crashing. I'm also not suggesting that everyone need a license to get on the Internet (although that would cool in some aspects ;), but basic security practices will rid someone of just about every problem they might encounter (i.e. using a hardware firewall and keeping software updated).

    62. Re:Use the Firewall by RanmaSan · · Score: 1

      Windows XP Service Pack 2 remedies this with a boot-time firewall profile that is enforced on startup. This profile blocks all network traffic other than critical services like DHCP until the normal firewall profile has loaded.

    63. Re:Use the Firewall by Glonoinha · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am shocked, appalled, and dismayed! Actually I'm not, but I like the way it sounds.

      "This guy had family with a problem: A Windows XP computer hit by worms that couldn't stay on-line long enough to get patched. His solution? A CD."

      Reality check time. Which of the following are not required to get online via cablemodem :
      [ ] Computer
      [ ] Monitor
      [ ] Keyboard / mouse
      [ ] Cablemodem
      [ ] Assorted cables, and electricity
      [ ] A fscking hardware router / firewall.

      Guess what - a fscking hardware router / firewall isn't optional anymore. Linksys BEFSR41 - learn it, know it, live it. Less than $50 at Best Buy, if you actually help someone set up their computer and plug the NIC directly into the cablemodem - you aren't helping. Doesn't matter what OS, what hardware platform, etc.

      Patches smatches. Software firewall flufferall. There is no substitute for a hardware firewall. Cheap, easy, effective - this is your one chance to get all three.

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    64. Re:Use the Firewall by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 1

      If what you say is true, then why bother running a firewall at all? You're claiming that we only need a firewall when running Windows Update. If that's true, then Windows Update is really broken.

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    65. Re:Use the Firewall by pohl · · Score: 4, Interesting
      How about you wait until the firewall is loaded before plugging in the network cable?

      +5 Funny. This reminds me of a situation at work. We sort of have two separate halves of the software development department: Java and the Microsofties. One day I wandered by the server room where the most brilliant of the Microsofties was installing some sort PDF-indexing engine on one of their Windows servers. They were being thwarted by some dialog box that kept comming up during the install. His solution to the problem at the moment that I happened by was...I swear to god...to jam a penny into the keyboard such that it kept the return key held down, so that the key-repeat would dismiss the dialog box over & over again, in hopes that it would happen rapidly enough to get through the install.

      I swear, it's a totally different culture. Some of us insist on good software architecture. Others have an amazing capacity to assfucked by bad software architecture and keep going back for more. You can bother about yanking and reinsertintg your ethernet if you really want to. I'll work around the problem by being a more selective consumer, thank you.

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    66. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your example is like telling someone in a crime-infested neighborhood that they just need to lock their doors instead of yelling at the city council and cops to clean up the streets.

      Instead of? How about doing both? You think there's just one solution to every problem?

      The best solution to just about any problem is a multi-faceted approach.

    67. Re:Use the Firewall by bonkedproducer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I have Win XP SP2 Beta running on my XP box. I do notice that the firewall is much better and easier to use (seems like a weak ZA clone,) except it does some weird things. The first time I used Windows Media Player in SP2 Beta, to view some movie trailers, I had the player maximized and after watching three or four, I minimized the player to check my e-mail.

      When I minimized I saw my first experience with the new and improved firewall, it was a nice message in the center of the screen that had been obscured by the player stating "The Program: Windows Media Player is trying to access the Internet, should I: Block this program, Unblock this program, Block this program but ask again in the future" (I'm paraphrasing there) even though I hadn't told it to unblock the program, it was allowing it download content from the web.

      I thought this was odd, and assumed maybe it only received stuff but wouldn't allow sending. Well, when I used Yahoo Messenger the first time, same thing popped-up, so I left the box on screen and did some IMing, and sent some files to friends - all without interacting with the firewall. So I must assume the the firewall by default lets anything go through until told otherwise. This is security? I've noticed this behavior with many programs, and telling it to block does work, but until told to block it leaves the holes open.

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    68. Re:Use the Firewall by bfischer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Put it in a lead box. That will also keep it hidden from that Clark Kent guy.

    69. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or if you have a router, just port block all the bad ports, or get a firewall appliance, or use a mac/linux.

    70. Re:Use the Firewall by strike2867 · · Score: 1

      They already have them typing in URL's by hand. How is this new?

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    71. Re:Use the Firewall by needacoolnickname · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey dad!

      I still have a few more years to pay off those loans. Maybe you can help me out now? I'll fix your computer for ya.

    72. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But that would be too easy. Plus, its not like there are any other firewall programs out there. Zonealarm is the only one! So he would have had to stumble across their website just to get his problems fixed! This shows that Windows is the root of the problem. .....

    73. Re:Use the Firewall by pyros · · Score: 4, Informative
      Unlike in the Unix world, where you solve all these problems by simply not running as root. You might not be running as root, but how are all those various programs listening on ports below 1024 running, enk?*

      Usually the process is launched by init as root, the port is bound, and then the process forks, calling setuid and setgid to loose root privileges. It's also not unheard of to chroot the fork too. So you're left with a program running in a sandbox without root privileges, bound to a privileged port.

      * - bold added to separate GP quote from parent quote, not for emphasis on any particular content in the quote.

    74. Re:Use the Firewall by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Isn't it amazing how the solution to so many Windows problems is to jump through hoops, restrict what you can do, and generally make your life a hassle.

      Yeah, it is amazing. What's even more amazing is, this is what you have to do to perform common tasks under Linux.

      And I'm ouuuuuuuuut.

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    75. Re:Use the Firewall by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 2, Informative
      Too bad the firewall software loads *last* in the startup sequence, leaving a gaping hole of anywhere from 20 seconds to two minutes (on a slow machine) when your machine is on the net and unprotected. And during the height of worm activity, that's *more than enough* time to get infected.

      A $30 Netgear router would've eliminated that problem. Even if I had one machine I'd still buy a router so I didn't have to worry about software firewalls.

    76. Re:Use the Firewall by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Patches smatches. Software firewall flufferall. There is no substitute for a hardware firewall. Cheap, easy, effective - this is your one chance to get all three.

      Actually for a techie there's no substitute for a Linux firewall. Who the heck wants a firewall that they can't have total control over? I don't recall my Linux box ever randomly locking up and needing to be power cycled. With iptables I have total control over my firewall. I have yet to see a Linksys that remotely approaches it. Plus I've never maxed out my Linux router -- I did max out a Netgear at about 5.6mbit/sec once -- though I'll grant this is faster then most people's network connections.

      Of course the Linux box uses about 63 kWh of electric a month (my Athlon 950 Linux box w/three HDs uses about 85 watts) which will cost you anywhere from $2.52 ($0.04/kwH) to $8.85 ($0.14/kwH) a month in electric. But if you have a Linux box and it runs 24/7 anyway....

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    77. Re:Use the Firewall by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      I agree.

      I have installed machines for people and when they look at me funny when I tell them it's $50 for a hardware firewall/router from Fry's, I tell them that if there's no firewall, I'll never work on their machines, and that all begging for help will be answered with: "Do you have a hardware firewall yet?"

      Now, I have done that, because, you know, the customer is alwasy right, but I have alwasys advised them against it, and I always tell them they are most likely going to have to reinstall before the year is out.

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    78. Re:Use the Firewall by mav[LAG] · · Score: 4, Funny

      Girls are like Internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.

      You can still get one from a foreign country :)

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    79. Re:Use the Firewall by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      Just make sure you don't try out the new Office 2004 beta on that Mac.

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    80. Re:Use the Firewall by Hungus · · Score: 1

      Forward them to me, I will send you the support bill. Whats your tax ID and I will need 3 credit references first though.
      If you have a campus lan then here is an amazing idea run managed switches and when a machine shows signs of infection isolate it and send the student a message. Further, use a firewall for actuall net access. I know students will scream but you are a private network so you do not have to leave every port under the sun open.

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    81. Re:Use the Firewall by needacoolnickname · · Score: 1

      Well if they bring their machines to you and you plug them into the network - now who's fault is it?

      Of course if Microsoft changed when the firewall loaded all the people would have to actually install that patch... how many actually do?

    82. Re:Use the Firewall by JohnsonWax · · Score: 1

      Ask me again on election day.

      Are you referring to Siebold or Dubya? That's a close race there for 'massive known defects'.

    83. Re:Use the Firewall by xant · · Score: 1

      This is nonsense. Who do you think finds the problem that needs patching in the first place? Sometimes it's white-hats, but far more often it's black-hats. There are mountains of exploits out there that nobody has ever documented or patched, and we may never know about them. But a firewall is usually enough to keep them from mattering.

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    84. Re:Use the Firewall by m_pll · · Score: 1
      How about Windows not enabling the network inteface before it has all of the network settings loaded for it.

      I'm running XP SP2 beta at home, and this is exactly what it does:

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=106651&thresho ld=0&commentsort=0&tid=109&mode=thread&cid=9077529

    85. Re:Use the Firewall by 87C751 · · Score: 1
      If that number turned out to be unusually low, perhaps the key is to really shove this sort of education down people's throats. How? I don't know.
      I do. It can't be done! Lately, I've been kinda bombarded with evidence that the vast majority of (l)users:
      • A. Do not understand anything deeper than point and grunt.
      • B. Do not want to.
      I'm totally serious. The lusers don't care. The typical /.er is far more technically proficient than Uncle Lou. Lou doesn't even know what Ethernet is. He knows that the yellow cable goes to the box with the flashy lights and the TV cable goes in the back, and doesn't care about anything deeper than that. So if we technophiles attempt to force-feed Lou with security smarts, the result will be that Lou sells the goddamned box at a garage sale and he's done with it.

      The good news is that less lusers means less security problems. The bad news is the reduction in economies of scale will make our favorite hobby more expensive.

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    86. Re:Use the Firewall by Dog135 · · Score: 1

      Hey, someone could write a virus that makes an anoying sound, then displays a message like:

      "If you want this anoying sound to go away, do the following..."

      Or maybe just write a blaster type virus that does it for them.

      Personally, I don't think grandma always remembers to start up the firewall before running windows update. Or even just running windows update. Learning how to put in the AOL CD is about as much effort as she can put into getting that computer working so she can talk to her grandkids.

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    87. Re:Use the Firewall by vgaphil · · Score: 1

      Do you work at USI?

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    88. Re:Use the Firewall by Spellbinder · · Score: 1

      and then they start to block all the traffic they dont like
      like our mobile provider blocks IM and IRC :((

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    89. Re:Use the Firewall by dasmegabyte · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, the problem isn't Microsoft's innovation making products unusable...it's shady types committing what are essentially con jobs to get people to bypass the browser security Microsoft innovated to make it easy to extend the web with third party plugins such as Flash, or any of a number of useful active X acessibility widgets such as that used by TrendMicro's housecalls free virus scanner or some of the multiple file upload tools used on popular image sites.

      Obviously, since this technology hadn't existed before, Microsoft hadn't anticipated that some folks would hijack the API and use it to get people to install software that will spy on them. You can't plug holes in a bucket you haven't made yet! And now that these companies are out there, even Microsoft locks things down tight as can be, there will still be shady types instructing people on how to bypass their own security to install some bitchincool new screensaver (with only a few hundred added pieces of malware).

      The reason for this is that it's just too easy to fool people in the digital world, because they don't care about the precious data on their computers as much as they do pretty widgets. Windows software is attacked not because it is inherently insecure, but because so many people who just don't care use it.

      Of course, one wonders how useful it is to spy on people who do nothing with their PCs but install spyware...

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    90. Re:Use the Firewall by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Because Microsoft is the Beginning(tm) and the End(tm) of computing. Promise.
      I'd try out OO.o's ports if I were him.

    91. Re:Use the Firewall by Sunda666 · · Score: 1

      LMAO is this for real?!?!?! You are surely joking...

      cheers.

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    92. Re:Use the Firewall by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      Isn't it amazing how the solution to so many Windows problems is to jump through hoops, restrict what you can do, and generally make your life a hassle.

      Funny, but that is what I thought was supposed to make Mac and Linux more secure!!!

    93. Re:Use the Firewall by data64 · · Score: 1

      > How about you wait until the firewall is loaded before plugging in the network cable?

      How exactly is the average user supposed to do this with built-in wifi NICs in the case of WLans ? You cannot turn off the NIC until the OS has booted up.
    94. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you're really making a case for Windows' ease of use.

      IP Filtering isn't even in any obvious place. It doesn't have a link from the Control Panel. Doesn't have one from Modems, or Network Connections, nothing.

      To run the IP Policy Editor, you have to go Start -> Run -> "secpol.msc"

      Tell me, where is this documented. I only know of this program's existance because I am a geek, who works in IT and gets paid for this bullshit. Tell me, how does anyone outside of my skillset gets this kind of information?

      I love all the asinine comments made by people along the lines of 'the guy should download [the service pack/zonealarm/the hotfix] on another computer and burn it!' I'm sure everyone bothered to RTFA and knows that there was only one computer available, and only dialup internet. Thanks for all assuming that everyone has broadband and a network of a half dozen working PCs with at least one burner (the standard geek arsenal that very few non-geeks will have).

    95. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      that is why you leave your network cord unplugged untill windows is loaded.

      How do you expect to get a DHCP address with the network cable unplugged?

    96. Re:Use the Firewall by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Others have an amazing capacity to assfucked by bad software architecture and keep going back for more.

      Hey they same could be said of political parties, government, and in some cases, religion. There must be a treadmill gene that is present in most of the populis.

      If we could just tap that gene, and harness the stupids, we could power the world...

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    97. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From a corporate/organization perspective...

      First off, other than "sandbox" (development) environments, you shouldn't be putting software into your home directory. User directories are subject to deletion upon employees leaving the company and are normally outside the control of the system administrators policies on securing systems. Putting software into the home directory could potentially leave big holes in the system if the user doesn't take the proper precautions (usually done by the SA).

      Also consider that applications in your home directory are not part of the normal boot up process (unless you've added the startup scripts which again would be a bad practice). If your starting this software on login, any exploits could infect, at most, directories where your account has access (applications/data). This would not necessarily affect the system unless you've created some holes (permissions on some of the default files or configuration/data files for properly installed applications).

      Your point that you can install software without root is valid, but as a policy, don't do it.

    98. Re:Use the Firewall by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      I'm just curious, where in that list do you put a consumer grade hardware router / firewall (ie, Linksys BEFSR41) ?

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    99. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps I'm taking the analogy too far, but can you name another product that is widely sold brand new with massive known defects?

      Redhat 9? :)

    100. Re:Use the Firewall by Marc+Desrochers · · Score: 1

      Many people, Including myself have said "they should ..." but the reality is that the support dept, is not the communications dept. They set it up, badly, and we support it. The switches are managed, but that is only as effective as the person watching it. We can't simply isolate machines either, since it is not only students on the lan. We also support the faculty members. It would not be wise to isolate the payroll dept's machines.

    101. Re:Use the Firewall by m_pll · · Score: 2, Informative

      When you see this message box it means the program is trying to listen for incoming connections. Windows firewall does not block outgoing connections, which is why you can still download stuff etc.

    102. Re:Use the Firewall by bob670 · · Score: 1

      I call bullshit, the Windows Firewall only stops inbound traffic and is UPnP aware so if you can browse to the printer it can get back to you. If you don't like Windows that is fine, but don't make shit up.

    103. Re:Use the Firewall by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Sigh.

      While I run my own Linux box at home, I have several clients and relatives I support. Giving them a happy blue box that blinks and costs $50 trumps any ability to ssh into it and fix.

      The Linksys doesn't generally need fixing. And if it does, unplug and plug it back in. They are happy. I am happy. And I'm not getting calls during the weekend when a power outage fries the hard drive and I have to rebuild the Linux partition.

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    104. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, because of this.

    105. Re:Use the Firewall by phurley · · Score: 1

      Yeah but I want my 24/7 Linux box behind the firewall too. So now I need two machines one (cheap) firewall box, and a second dedicated server.

      I did this for a while, but I have to agree with the grandparent post -- a cheap hardware router is just so much easier.

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    106. Re:Use the Firewall by Penguinshit · · Score: 1


      Are you kidding? Those are PRECISELY the machines you want isolated...

    107. Re:Use the Firewall by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 1

      I've got an old PC which had the hard disk drive chock full of stuff. With Windows 98SE and 64Mbytes of system memory, the firewall will on occasions just stop running.

    108. Re:Use the Firewall by Nintendork · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "Sorry, but I just don't have time to figure out the settings needed to fix this when Zone Alarm is the real fix."

      Sorry, but Zone Alarm, Black Ice, etc. are all PIECES OF SHIT. You have no idea how many times I've been troubleshooting broken internet apps only to find out that Zone Alarm/Black Ice is installed. One of my first questions now is to find out if those things are installed. The sole purpose of those software packages is to annoy you every time it blocks a connection and try and convince you to pay money for the enhanced version of the nagware.

      You declare that the SP2 firewall broke your ability to print, but you do not know why. You just take a reactive stance and jump back to what works now instead of finding the underlying problem and solving it. I'm sorry, but I just don't believe that the firewall broke your ability to print unless there was an underlying reason. Outbound connections are not blocked by the firewall. The same statement goes for seeing others on the network. Maybe you were just impatient and didn't wait for browsing to stabalize which takes up to something like 15 minutes in a single broadcast domain. If you're really that anxious to connect to another computer and can't wait for the browse list, do a start | run | \\COMPUTERNAME.

      If you want the computer to be seen on the network, create an exception list in the firewall configuration! It already has a preset for file and print sharing one tab over from where you enabled the firewall for crying out loud!

      God I hate seeing ignorant fucks blaming the software vendor for their own ignorance, then getting modded up for it. It's not Microsoft's fault that you don't RTFM or open your eyes to see that there's other configuration options when you use a feature. Blaming Microsoft may be fun, but it's not always the answer.

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    109. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      fixed in SP2

      Which is *great* news for people trying to download SP2.

    110. Re:Use the Firewall by mgoodman · · Score: 1

      You'd have to block a lot of ports with your router -- all of them. Just because viruses and worms have trouble getting past NATs right now, doesn't mean its the be all and end all of network security. There are ways around them, and I'm betting there are going to be a lot more viruses that can get around them in the future, targetted towards "home" routers with unpatched firmware, etc.

      And Mac/Linux isn't a way around it either. Just because there are less known vulnerabilities, doesn't mean there are no vulnerabilities, or that there will be no new crippling vulnerabilities. As their market share on the desktop increases, as will the number of vulnerabilities found and

      Original Mac OS X didn't even have checksums, so a poisoned DNS cache would screw you over. Then there was the DHCP/LDAP fiasco. And many versions of RedHat, for example, default to an accept all INPUT firewall rule.

      An improperly administered Mac or Linux can be just as bad as an improperly administered Windoze box.

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    111. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      w00t! Exactly!!!

    112. Re:Use the Firewall by One+Louder · · Score: 1

      Obviously, you start up your computer within a Faraday cage. Duh.

    113. Re:Use the Firewall by Hungus · · Score: 1

      if payroll become infected you certainly should isolate it. Then you send somone down to fix it and bring it back up. Further whoever set it all up is an idiot if they put accounting on a public segment. As for the switches .. try running a script on them to check usage and ports ... Until you start acting like an admin and quit passing the buck its not going to get better. Now if yjere is an imbalance in responsibility/ authority then you need to take it up with the board of trustees if no one else will listen.

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    114. Re:Use the Firewall by Penguinshit · · Score: 1


      Dude, he said IP Filtering, not IPSec.

      The control panel you are looking for is the "Network" one. The last tab on the panel for the particular interface allows you to set up the IP Filtering.

    115. Re:Use the Firewall by bonkedproducer · · Score: 1

      No, not joking, I do however use my XP box as little as possible, and route through a hardware firewall anyway, I did find the XP SP2 Beta firewall laughable myself.

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    116. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bill Gates has done quite well at this... Perhaps we should ask him his secret?

    117. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't care how good XP SP2 is, I'm not letting it near my PC.

      You are part of the problem.

    118. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is exactly the mind set that is at the heart of worms spreading and malware. I don't want to learn more then the bare minumin. I think Lou should sell his computer. Because when I drive I don't care about learn more then the bare minumin, I mean it's use the round thingy to go left and right, the gas to go forward and the brake to stop. whoa, you mean I am supposed to stop a those red lights? Or better yet wait you mean my car has a rope to keep me from flying across the interstate. This a big problem is trying to avoid learn and I think the schools have defaintly helped in this department. Another good example is that most americans don't learn to drivestick shifts. It's another why bother. I real wish that they would wind up in a situation where had they known how a stickshift works that they would save themselfs 1 or 2 hours of walking up hill.

    119. Re:Use the Firewall by mgoodman · · Score: 1

      Erm, well a Linksys BEFSR41 isn't a firewall, but a NAT. Though they serve similar purposes, it's worth noting that they are, in fact, different. And I guess I'll put it at 1.5. Why? Well, because it's my erroneous scale, dammit. But also because its easier to poke holes through NATs than Symantec's firewall, but still better than MS's crappy ICF.

      I did, however, get a sneak preview of the next ICF coming out in Windows XP SP 2 (yet to be released), when I went to a Microsoft Security Summit. What a piece of crap that was. With all the resources they have you'd think they'd be able to license something from a third party -- or acquire a small company, like the guys that made Tiny/Kerio personal firewall, or something.

      ICF is a piece of crap, even the new-fangled one coming out.

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    120. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good God, piss and whine. If the upperlevel business types in corporate America don't have a firewall shielding them from the Internet at large then they deserve what they get. And if they load an OS on clean machines while not protected by said firewall, then they doubly deserve what they get.

    121. Re:Use the Firewall by Penguin+Follower · · Score: 1
      "Yes, but people WON'T KNOW HOW TO INSTALL THE SERVICE PACK, or if they're on dial-up, WON'T WANT TO!"

      You've just listed the number one problem I have with getting people to update. A lot of users are still on dial-up, and if they have ever bothered going to Windows Update once, they never do again once they realize the time it takes to download all the updates. Users are really LAZY

    122. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You're really good at getting angry. Do you practice that at home?

    123. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      I'm running XP SP2 beta at home, and this is exactly what it does:
      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=106651& thresho ld=0&commentsort=0&tid=109&mode=thread&cid=9077529

      It posts to Slashdot? That's creepy.

    124. Re:Use the Firewall by Buelldozer · · Score: 1

      When I am FORCED to call my ISP with issues I lie when they ask me about a firewall and tell them I don't have one.

      One too many times I've gotten the "we don't support firewalled installations" or "the problem must be with your firewall" speeches from some level 1 tech monkey who either doesn't know or can't tell me that one of their routers is down.

      I'm not bashing on you, I'm just pointing out a reason that your numbers could very well be low.

      Another reason is that a LOT of people may not realize that the little blue Linksys box they bought to get "more than one computer at a time" onto the Internet also has a firewall in it.

    125. Re:Use the Firewall by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

      That "include firewall" you're talking about sucks ass. I don't even recommend firewall at all, but if someone just has to have it, Norton Personal Firewall would be your best bet.

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    126. Re:Use the Firewall by Marc+Desrochers · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am not an admin, I'm a tech... And even if I was, I'd still be at the mercy of the whims of the higher-ups. This University has decided they want to go Active Directory, so that's what we're doing. It doesn't help matters that they decided to centralize everything, and the techs don't have access to fix network problems, we aren't even allowed to open machines, unless it's to change a NIC. What can I say, it's not MY network.

    127. Re:Use the Firewall by Dever · · Score: 1
      "If we could just tap that gene, and harness the stupids, we could power the world..."

      unfortunately, they're already powering the world.

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    128. Re:Use the Firewall by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Both comparisons are flawed. About the only close comparison I can think of would be a car with numerous defects that has been to the dealer for recall service and then losing all those recall repairs the next time you reinstall tires (and I certainly wouldn't want to visit that mechanic again). A fresh installation of MS Win32 will have all the flaws/exploits that have been discovered since your source disk was created.

      Obviously a reinstall of an operating system will need to be repatched to obtain the updates unless you obtain a more recent version of the OS with patches included. I haven't noticed MS doing this but then my company rarely has something other than system restore media for MS Win32 systems (maybe Microsoft does this but I haven't seen it). For my Solaris systems, I can locate a newer media pack to get much closer to a patched environment.

    129. Re:Use the Firewall by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      Uhh... that's the thing, plugging in a new machine often DOES make it start crashing! Due to Blaster, for example.

      Now, as somebody interested in security, I completely agree that users should have some understanding about how things work and not be complete morons. However... all this has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that a newly installed Windows box can be broken into in about 20 ways, most of them completely automated, within minutes.

      Even the greatest security specialist can make the simple mistake of turning on a recently reformatted machine. That it's enough with this little to get infected is just NOT RIGHT! What's worse, s/he might not even have a better option.

      I perfectly knew about this when I was trying to eradicate Sasser at a friend's home, but he's got an USB ADSL modem which connects directly to his recently reformatted computer, and downloading patches in those conditions is pretty hard.

    130. Re:Use the Firewall by mingot · · Score: 1

      Isn't it amazing how the solution to so many Windows problems is to jump through hoops, restrict what you can do, and generally make your life a hassle.

      Yes, it makes it just like running Unix. It's the very thing that makes windows popular to the masses (easy to do anything without any education or forthought) that makes it vulnerable to a lot of these exploits. It's a case of giving the customer exactly what they want, but the very thing you give them turning around and biting them on the ass. Linux has a long way to go to make things as simple as windows while maintaining its security while windows has a long way to go to enhance its security while maintaining its ease of use.

    131. Re:Use the Firewall by jcoleman · · Score: 1

      Which "upperlevel business types in corporate America" are the ones that are installing Windows themselves? Not even the "midlevel business types" do their own tech support.

    132. Re:Use the Firewall by Monkelectric · · Score: 1
      Some of us insist on good software architecture

      That is seriously one of the funniest things I have ever heard -- and tragic because it is true.

      However, there is a lot of bullcrap on Unix/Linux as well. Last week a friend of mine needed his Word document converted to post script, the catch was it had to be exactly the same layout for publication. Easy right? ... not really... so Adobe post script driver on windows mangled the document, but Acrobat did a nice job, so why not use pdf2ps or pdftops on solaris to convert? Well pdf2ps screwed up the formatting so the document was almost unrecognizable, and pdftops did a great job save for the fact that it mangled the greek letters in the equations ...back on the windows side we installed HP's post script drivers and they worked wonderfully on the text and greek characters, but screwed up the parenthesis for the equations.

      See where I'm going with this? Between 6 programs and two OS's not one could get this file converted correctly...anyways we vowed to use latex in the future :)

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    133. Re:Use the Firewall by endus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "And if you're on a wireless LAN?" Then you should be running a router that runs a firewall anyway.

    134. Re:Use the Firewall by Qwaniton · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, since a user should be required to shell out $30 for a magical device that does nothing but Band-Aid the poor design of Windows NT. No user should be required to purchase a hardware firewall just to use a severely-misdesigned product.

      The problem here is the design of Windows NT. Windows NT was originally a pretty good system, albeit with a few flaws. Over the years, it got the standard Microsoft treatment: layers of cruft to fix issues of bad design, then more cruft to fix the issues of the previous cruft. That is what brought us Windows XP. That's what killed Windows 9x, too. Microsoft destroyed 9x by slapping kluge after kluge upon the codebase to support Windows 3.11. Instead, they simply should have thrown out Windows 3.11 and took the Mac OS X approach, keeping the new system virgin-pure while providing a "classic Windows" mode for old apps.

      Oh, by the way, this isn't just about the user interface. Ever look at the WIN32 API? The WIN32 API is a crime against humanity.

    135. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Its not like plugging in your Windows machine and turning it on will cause it to start crashing."

      heh

    136. Re:Use the Firewall by Doctor_D · · Score: 1

      I wound up doing something similar once to my little sister. I had re-installed her PC twice, and after the second time I told her that she was on her own from here on out. Sure enough she hosed the install, and my parents being helpful called a mobile pc repair shop. Needless to say they got billed $600 for stuff that I had been doing for free. My parents learned, they now never install *anything* without first running it past me--including security updates. So needless to say my parent's computers work great. My sis however, she hasn't fully learned yet...she just calls me and cries in my ear when she did what Dell tech support said to do, and in the process lost all of her files. *sigh*

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    137. Re:Use the Firewall by mikeee · · Score: 2, Funny

      And if you're on a wireless LAN?

      Wrap your computer in tinfoil.

    138. Re:Use the Firewall by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      > Obviously, since this technology hadn't existed before, Microsoft hadn't anticipated that some folks would hijack the API and use it to get people to install software that will spy on them.

      If htat were the case, they'd be insanely naive.
      You may just recall that by the time ActiveX came to the web, Java had been around for a little while, Javascript in all its variations had been around for a while.. both not perfect, but both would have provided a lot of reason to assume peopel would definitely try to use it in such nasty ways. (Java due to it takign it into account to quite soem extent, and javascript due to the isnane pile of security issues it has had, esp. at that time).

      > You can't plug holes in a bucket you haven't made yet!

      No, but you can easily predict that when making it out of a material with holes in it, that it is not goign to work.. might even manage that one without having seen a bucket before.

    139. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stick it in a microwave oven until it's finished booting?

    140. Re:Use the Firewall by CoreDump01 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it is amazing. What's even more amazing is, this is what you have to do to perform common tasks under Linux.

      Um, wait a second.

      Maybe Linux makes you jump through hoops, but it sure as hell doesn't restrict what you do.

    141. Re:Use the Firewall by Asprin · · Score: 1


      Or, if you install systems with publicly-visible IPs like this a lot, just get a stupid lame-o $50 NAT boxes that can serve DHCP addresses.

      Whenever you need to install a new server, just plug in the NAT box between it and the internet and let it give you a DHCP 192.168.1.x address. Once you have a web browser, you can set the NAT's outside address (if the NAT didn't DHCP its own external address automatically) and then you have all kinds of time to install SPs and Updates on the server because the NAT will prevent inbound rogue connections to your TCP/IP stack (such as those from MSBLASTER).

      Once everything's patched and the server's ready to go, remove the NAT box, plug the server in where it's supposed to end up and set the the server's external net interface with its final IP address and parameters and go on about your way.

      Sheesh, people, I can't be the only person that thought of this! That whole plugging/unplugging cables thing makes it look like we don't know how to use technology tools to solve problems!

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    142. Re:Use the Firewall by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      Meh, I don't care about that. Hey, if you're good enough to lie to me and I don't know it, you don't need my help anyway, just lie and manipulate me into fixing your problem :P Trust me, I couldn't possibly care less as long as you don't call back.

      What I'm talking about is when people call up, I get to the point where I already know the problem is with their firewall, I ask them if they have one installed, and they go "What's a firewall?"

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    143. Re:Use the Firewall by jcoleman · · Score: 1

      Or you could leave the computer on.

    144. Re:Use the Firewall by botik32 · · Score: 1
      God I hate seeing ignorant fucks blaming the software vendor for their own ignorance, then getting modded up for it. It's not Microsoft's fault that you don't RTFM or open your eyes to see that there's other configuration options when you use a feature.

      For some reason Slashdot hosts a few RTFM guys that must have been linux zealots in a previous life ... Come on, this is Windows, it IS supposed to be usable by an idiot.

      Funny how the tables have turned... now we have WINDOWS apologists!

    145. Re:Use the Firewall by Hungus · · Score: 1

      Well then don;t complain you have what is called job security ... since you will be responding to virus calls for a long long time.
      Why is it that everyone wants to install active directory? I spent several hours last month walking guys through a severly botched active directory install.. severly botched meaning they tried to install it. For 11 machines! 11! 3 of which were servers that everyone needed access to. But then these guys couldnt figure out why they were having problems and couldn't get their alpha to install windows 2000 so what did they do? they got financing to chump up another 25k in equipment and licenses again for 8 users and 3 servers. What was the problem come to find out? Well one of the admins had gone to an active directory class (certified training center microsoft gold partner blah blah) and decided he wanted to do it at his location. What did they really need> Nothing the systems were fine and everything was running smoothely before they did anything. Oh and why on G-d's green earth do they need 3 admins for 11 machines in a tool shop?!? sorry been meaning to get that off my chest for a while .. . I reccomended to the owner that he bring in someone who knew how to run a tape drive, restore the system and fire the 3 admins.... unfortunately for him he didn't listen to me.

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    146. Re:Use the Firewall by MrBlackBand · · Score: 1
      ...than thinking "this thing should just do as I want it to"...

      Or he could get a Mac.

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    147. Re:Use the Firewall by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Asking users to plug/unplug their network cable is just plain silly.

      Absolutely. They should just unplug the damn computer, and settle down with a good book. Damn contraptions. It's so sad when I see some poor sales clerk have to punch in a 20 digit inventory code instead of the price when I'm just trying to buy a roll of transparent tape. They should be like ham radio...great hobby, but don't bet your life on it.

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    148. Re:Use the Firewall by Matey-O · · Score: 1
      Actually for a techie there's no substitute for a Linux firewall.
      Whaddaya thing that linksys box is?

      Yeah yeah, different model, but an embedded linux box, just the same.
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    149. Re:Use the Firewall by balthan · · Score: 1

      It's a rational expectation that a brand new machine

      Except it's not brand new. It's several years old. It's akin to getting a 2001 car without any of the recalls or service bullitens applied.

    150. Re:Use the Firewall by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      An improperly administered Mac or Linux can be just as bad as an improperly administered Windoze box.

      Too...many...rude...names...to...call...you.

      Default* WinXP, 2k, SE, ME. Stick it on the internet. See what happens.
      Default* Mac OS 9, X. Stick it on the internet. See what happens.

      If you don't think there's a difference, you do not deserve to be on Slashdot.
      And they are both badly administered setups. Hell don't even run OS updates, see if that makes things worse. For a real fun time, run software update once a month, as MS does. See if you can do anything on your Windows boxes after that first month...

      *Default means the OS only. Not default from some box manufacturer that must put a firewall, Norton & PestPatrol just to make the box a little safe.

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    151. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that helps all the millions of infected/pwned/DDOS Win2k installs how??

    152. Re:Use the Firewall by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Certainly. It's just that there's more to it than simply not logging in as root. And that may be the state of the art now and with most packages, but not in the past, and still not 100%.

      As with all security, you have to check.

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    153. Re:Use the Firewall by ms139us · · Score: 1

      we certainly expect that the wheels don't fall off our cars just after we drive off the new car lot.

      Elitist pig! You clearly never bought a Yugo.

    154. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God I hate seeing ignorant fucks blaming the software vendor for their own ignorance, then getting modded up for it. It's not Microsoft's fault that you don't RTFM or open your eyes to see that there's other configuration options when you use a feature. Blaming Microsoft may be fun, but it's not always the answer.

      It's called trolling. It looks like the parent didn't do it on purpose, but instead of asking for help (and getting the standard RTFM responses) they say "you can't do this or that with [distribution/program/language/etc]", and then everybody comes out of the woodwork to prove the opposite with detailed examples - which provides the information instead of a simple "RTFM".

      It's very effective, but inadvertantly plants crazy ideas in disinterested people reading the same thing (who don't read the response).

    155. Re:Use the Firewall by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Bill Gates has done quite well at this... Perhaps we should ask him his secret?

      In other news, Microsoft announces the name of it's new product: Faust.

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    156. Re:Use the Firewall by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

      Dunno how your firewall works, but mine needs an actual IP address before any rules can be applied. How about an interface captive/release flag, e.g. the interface remains captive until the rules are loaded (only speaks to DHCP broadcasts), then it is released, allowing traffic through whatever ports the rules allow.

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    157. Re:Use the Firewall by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know. If I don't trust my own installation without a seperate firewall, what will Joe and Jill Sixpack's box be like? Check the task list, the startup load sequence, the registry, sure, that'll happen...

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    158. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One day I wandered by the server room where the most brilliant of the Microsofties was installing some sort PDF-indexing engine on one of their Windows servers. They were being thwarted by some dialog box that kept comming up during the install. His solution to the problem at the moment that I happened by was...I swear to god...to jam a penny into the keyboard such that it kept the return key held down, so that the key-repeat would dismiss the dialog box over & over again, in hopes that it would happen rapidly enough to get through the install.

      You are my hero of the day for +5 funny.

    159. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup thats right folks. The same people who say Windows sucks, Linux has everything you need, don't even know how a fucking firewall works. Do you even know the difference between an incoming and outgoing connection?

    160. Re:Use the Firewall by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Did you ever think of merely printing it to a file through a postscript printer driver? That's what I've always done under Windows. Works like a charm.

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    161. Re:Use the Firewall by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      If you really want to make a fair comparison between a clean install of Windows, and a new car...

      I read about this far and then I _knew_ a flawed analogy was about to happen.

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    162. Re:Use the Firewall by delus10n0 · · Score: 1

      I have yet to find anyone affected by this startup delay, nor have I experienced a delay as large as you say (20 seconds.) Nor is there truly an accurate way of measuring this delay (unless you've got some links?)

      You might want to read Microsoft's changes to the firewall code.

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    163. Re:Use the Firewall by delus10n0 · · Score: 1

      Yet they'll gladly install AOL v9.284.4.3-bloat because now it supports BLUE smiley faces, and you can send e-mails with MUSIC! HOLY CRAP! CHAT FASTER THAN EVER!!!!!!@#@#@$#

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    164. Re:Use the Firewall by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 4, Funny
      Sorry, but Zone Alarm, Black Ice, etc. are all PIECES OF SHIT.
      ...later...
      God I hate seeing ignorant fucks blaming the software vendor for their own ignorance, then getting modded up for it.
      Uh, yeah...me too. :)
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    165. Re:Use the Firewall by Brandybuck · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It is a different culture. I'm an system software developer. For the past five years I've worked on Solaris and LynxOS. I'm used to coding the "right thing", even if it takes longer.

      But now the company has been taken over by the Microsofties. One of them told me the "secret" to development in Windows: just do what Microsoft wants you to do. Everything is designed to be done in one particular way, and if you don't do it that way you'll end up working ten times as hard.

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    166. Re:Use the Firewall by pyros · · Score: 1
      As with all security, you have to check.

      the point to realise, and I'm sure you do, is that it has far less to do with the user than MS will admit. This is something that is taken into consideration by the developer and the default configuration. Major Linux distribution vendors design and configure for security, with less convenience (user accounts aren't created with admin privs by default, services run with reduced file system access and user privileges), where windows is designed for maximum convenience at the cost of security (OS installer creates and admin user account, services are integrated into the kernel with access to everything, etc). Microsoft is continually saying "if people would just install the patches we release," ignoring that even they don't keep up to date with patches on public servers (was it nimda that brought down some high profile public servers? i forget).

    167. Re:Use the Firewall by ratlater · · Score: 1

      Actually the XP firewall turns off when you connect to Windows Update. If you have SP1 then you can turn on the XP firewall, but with a vanilla XP install it won't help you get the updates.

      -matt

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    168. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, my cable modem has a on off switch for the connection if not the power.

      But seriously. This is a near non-issue. The guy who wrote the wtory is talking about three clean installs in 2 years? I've never needed to do such a thing. Maybe I'm not interesting, and don't go to the furry midget fisting beastiality sites. Even when one of my friends, having appearently journeying to the darker corners of the internet managed to get a couple of malware tool bars installed in ie with some other crap that loaded up 50 or more ads, all I had to do was hunt the little bitches down and nuke the registry keys.

      He blames microsoft because his laptop soundcard didn't work first time flawlessly under linux under VMwear. He didn't get a registry cleaner from microsoft, and instead elected to trust fly-by-night.com. He doesn't make periodic backups of all the service packs, updates, and patches. I do this, and I don't have my computers go down without a power outage. Well sometimes linux poops itself, but for the most part it's well behaved too. I feel sorry for his troubles. But can he really blame microsoft for the fact that he's an idiot who doesn't know any better and likes to act otherwise? There's lots of reasons to hate on microsoft, the simplicity with which malware tool bars install themselves and the difficulty with which they are removed, and the arcane art that needs to be employed to enable convienent features. But I'm not overly sympathetic to a person who's his own worst enemy and predisposed to point fingers and whine about how it's not his fault.

      He should get linux, then he won't be so temped to download every piece of crap on the net.

    169. Re:Use the Firewall by e_AltF4 · · Score: 1

      > ... Windows, ... IS supposed to be usable by an idiot

      You're right, at least if you believe what the ads say, but ...

      If you invent something idiot proof,
      someone will invent a better idiot.

    170. Re:Use the Firewall by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1
      The default firewall configuration is a confusing thing to say the least (damn it's not as simple/powerful as iptables)

      I hope the XP SP2 would improve things

      If you don't know how to double-click "TCP/IP Settings", then switch to "Advanced" tab and click the check box which states:
      Protect my computer and network by limiting or preventing access to this computer from the Internet

      Then you have absolutely no business near any firewall.

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    171. Re:Use the Firewall by Dravik · · Score: 1

      Using ZA on my w2k box is how I found out that Windows Media Player was trying to send a short bit of data to microsoft every time I started playing a file.

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    172. Re:Use the Firewall by IAmMaxHarris · · Score: 1
      Instead, they simply should have thrown out Windows 3.11 and took the Mac OS X approach, keeping the new system virgin-pure while providing a "classic Windows" mode for old apps.

      They couldn't do this because most of the PCs of the day just didn't have enough RAM. Do you remember what it would have cost in 1995 to equip a PC with 128MB? It obvously didn't happen because it was way too expensive when compared to the alternatives (non-MS systems, and Windows 9x).

    173. Re:Use the Firewall by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      UNIX comes from a history of larger multi-user boxes where you had to keep the security lid down even when the Bad Guy was a valid user on the system with access to anything not nailed down. Hopefully that mindset will persist as Linux increases on the desktop.

      The sad part is that the Win NT kernal can be made pretty secure, but Microsoft usually fscks it up everytime they get a Gosh-Wow idea like ActiveX or .NET. (They have an XML object which is powerful, but its security is controlled by IE's Internet zones. WTF? And that clown-pants solution only happened after malware used it to overwrite programs like WMP.) And with that (bad) example, many Windows developers don't think about security very much. If it installs and runs as an admin user, ship it!

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    174. Re:Use the Firewall by Dalcius · · Score: 1

      I love the PO box analogy. The IP is the street address of an apartment complex, each apartment is a program and each has a PO box (port).

      Hacking, viruses, worms, trojans, etc. all send letters to the PO box in hopes that the apartment resident will read the letter and go crazy and start setting things on fire or letting masked men with crowbars in the back-gate.

      When people grasp the analogy and the concept that all of these security problems boil down to tricking an application or the OS into doing something it shouldn't, shocked expressions and frustration are pretty common. Most people have no clue and attribute the problems to the mysterious, unknown world of computers. When they see how simple some of these things are and how widespread the issues are in Windows, they get a better idea of why Windows takes so much heat.

      Cheers

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    175. Re:Use the Firewall by AtOMiCNebula · · Score: 1

      I'm sure all the people who are getting infected as they download SP2 will be thrilled.

      I think that the firewall should have loaded first in the start up sequence since the beginning of the XP Firewall's existance. If they're going to make a firewall, at least do it right...but at least this shows they're acknowledging the problem, and working on it.

    176. Re:Use the Firewall by EddWo · · Score: 1

      Then you can thank Microsoft for handing out the service pack on free cds at retail outlets and heavily promoting it through TV Ads etc. Seriously come September EVERYONE is going to be hearing all about SP2 and how to get hold of it and install it.

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    177. Re:Use the Firewall by NinjaOfTheNasty · · Score: 1
      Obviously, since this technology hadn't existed before, Microsoft hadn't anticipated that some folks would hijack the API and use it to get people to install software that will spy on them. You can't plug holes in a bucket you haven't made yet!

      I disagree. Being a long-time developer, I remember when ActiveX came out and what it took to make a control "marked safe for scripting". It was simply marking it by the control's developer as safe for scripting! C'mon now, it doesn't take a Phd to figure out that arbitrary code running with local-COM control rights (socially engineered or unwittingly enabled) *will* be used at some point for malice.

      I do agree with you that "... it's just too easy to fool people in the digital world..." However, there must be responsibilty for technology created/deployed and therein, I believe, Microsoft failed miserably. I mean, if a lowly developer such as myself could see the implications, how could veteran architects within Microsoft's R&D not?

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    178. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you are saying is the real men know how to lock their doors?

    179. Re:Use the Firewall by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 1
      I didn't say I wasn't going to use Windows Update anymore. I'll still get the security patches. No, the issue is SP2 itself. I've heard some scary shit about it, and I'm going to go over it with a fine-tooth comb before I install it. From what I understand it changes some things I don't want changed, forces some "upgrades" that I don't want, and revises your license to terms even more favorable toward Microsoft (if that's even possible -- I thought Passport's "we own all your data" clause was over the top even for them).

      People who click any old "OK" button that pops up are part of the problem; I understand what they're proposing before I agree to it. I consider that doing what I should to not be part of the problem.

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    180. Re:Use the Firewall by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 1

      Sorry, Windows isn't that stable. I could hibernate it, but it doesn't like to go to sleep docked and wake up undocked. It's best to just shut it down at the end of the day before I undock it. Sometimes I power it up 3 or more times in one day (1 at home; 2 at the office; 3 back at home again).

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    181. Re:Use the Firewall by maximilln · · Score: 1

      -----
      how could veteran architects within Microsoft's R&D not?
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      There are two explanations and both start with "they did see the implications"

      1) and disregarded them because the features provided would help sell the product. Bottom line is all that matters especially with a gargantuan EULA to shield them from all responsibility.

      2) The top veteran architects within the MS management circles also run big spam houses and profit from spyware and adware. This was a guaranteed market.

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    182. Re:Use the Firewall by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ..to jam a penny into the keyboard such that it kept the return key held down, so that the key-repeat would dismiss the dialog box over & over again

      Ever run fsck on a badly damaged fs? You might use the penny too. (Until you remember to just pipe "yes" output to it).

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    183. Re:Use the Firewall by g1zmo · · Score: 1

      It's a poor user interface then. "Do you want to allow $PROGRAM to access the Internet..." (which I believe is how ZoneAlarm phrases it also) sounds a lot like "Do you want to allow $PROGRAM to make outbound connections..."

      That's a perfectly understandable point of confusion, and makes it appear exactly as your parent poster described.

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    184. Re:Use the Firewall by Spellbinder · · Score: 1

      loool i got hit by blaster well before first boot

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    185. Re:Use the Firewall by pointbeing · · Score: 1
      Too bad the firewall software loads *last* in the startup sequence, leaving a gaping hole of anywhere from 20 seconds to two minutes (on a slow machine) when your machine is on the net and unprotected. And during the height of worm activity, that's *more than enough* time to get infected.

      This has changed in SP2. The firewall loads before any network interface is activated.

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    186. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so...does port filtering not protect you, even if there is no firewall?

    187. Re:Use the Firewall by botik32 · · Score: 1
      Obviously, since this technology hadn't existed before, Microsoft hadn't anticipated that some folks would hijack the API and use it to get people to install software that will spy on them.

      I do hope this was a joke.

      Compare ActiveX with Java which was designed by intelligent people and had a sandbox feature which would not allow untrusted code to wreak havoc within the system.

      I do not remember where I heard this but presumably ActiveX was Microsoft's response to Java. If that's true, the useful and innovative ActiveX technology is just an inferior copycat of Java.

      Of course BGates did not think it would enable malicious programs to screw people up. How would they, coming from MS-DOS (a single-process, single-user system with a FS with no san permission built-in)?

    188. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of them told me the "secret" to development in Windows: just do what Microsoft wants you to do. Everything is designed to be done in one particular way, and if you don't do it that way you'll end up working ten times as hard.

      If I had mod points, there'd be one going your way.

    189. Re:Use the Firewall by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      Oh yeah, since a user should be required to shell out $30 for a magical device that does nothing but Band-Aid the poor design of Windows NT. No user should be required to purchase a hardware firewall just to use a severely-misdesigned product.

      It has nothing to do with Windows and everything to do with vulnerable default installs. Your Linux box is just as vulnerable as a Windows98 system after being freshly installed until you turn off all the services and/or turn on the netfilter firewall. Same goes for Macs running OS X. With a hardware box there's no need to worry about being compromised before you can finish downloading updates. Also, $30 is nothing considering you've got a computer worth at least several hundred dollars and are spending at least that much a month for broadband. I assume we're talking about broadband at least since unplugging a network cable doesn't make much difference to a dialup user.

    190. Re:Use the Firewall by bryanp · · Score: 1

      Or, if you install systems with publicly-visible IPs like this a lot, just get a stupid lame-o $50 NAT boxes that can serve DHCP addresses.

      I've done that for friends / family that didn't have a NAT box (either had them buy one or brought one with me), but where I work that's not an option. When I'm setting up a new Windows Server 2003 box (I admin Novell Netware 6 and Windows NT/2K/2K3 machines) I do exactly as I described. I set up the machine offline, then just before I'm ready to get the updates I need I enable the firewall and patch the server in to the network for the first time. Install updates and then I disable the firewall (we don't use it on our servers thank you). Each situation is unique.

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    191. Re:Use the Firewall by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

      I did actually, both with the Adobe PS driver *and* the HP PS driver, neither worked (one screwed up the formatting, the other screwed up equations) :(

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    192. Re:Use the Firewall by nzkbuk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      or just use the -y option

    193. Re:Use the Firewall by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      a cheap hardware router is just so much easier.

      Until you want to play your favorite game and the cheap firmware won't let you open up all the ports you need. Or when the dumbass firmware has a low timeout value and your DCC chat connections (or any other connection that doesn't send keep-alives) die if you don't use them for five minutes. It is easier for the non-techie but it's nothing I'll ever use at my house.

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    194. Re:Use the Firewall by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1

      Unless you're just in range of a wifi hotspot somewhere, and it autoconfigures.

    195. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, Windows isn't that stable.

      36 days, 3 hours, 2 minutes, 38 seconds

      Isn't how stable? (this is a heavily used desktop machine -- currently 44 windows open)

    196. Re:Use the Firewall by Qwaniton · · Score: 1

      I'll give you that.

      Dual-boot(TM).

    197. Re:Use the Firewall by name773 · · Score: 1

      dude, he's a slashdotter. we do everything from home

    198. Re:Use the Firewall by MullerMn · · Score: 1

      Jesus Christ man, are you retarded? Go back and read the thread again.

      When Windows boots from a fresh install, it has vulnerabilities that have since been patched. The problem is that before you can get to Windows Update to install the patches, you are infected over the net, and you can't start the software firewall in XP (which would also protect you) until the system has booted first time.

      Therefore, you leave the net unconnected until XP has booted the first time, then start the software firewall, then connect the net, then run Windows update which updates your machine so that you are no longer vulnerable the next time the machine boots.

      I don't even use any Windows machines, and I understand the process!

    199. Re:Use the Firewall by ummit · · Score: 1
      Actually, the problem isn't Microsoft's innovation making products unusable...
      ...since this technology hadn't existed before, Microsoft hadn't anticipated that some folks would hijack the API...

      Anybody who cares about & understands security certainly can anticipate this sort of the problem; in fact it's the very first thing you think of when you contemplate "making it easy to extend the web with third party plugins".

      So yes, actually, the problem really is Microsoft's so-called innovation, combined with their woefully inadequate implementation, making things insecure, unstable, and unusable.

    200. Re:Use the Firewall by 0x12d3 · · Score: 1

      I don't know I've used the "yes" command in a similar fashion a couple of times. I'm not sure if this is a more elegant solution, but hey a tool's a tool. 13k worth of ones and zero's or a couple some grams of copper It's nice to get the job at hand done with.

    201. Re:Use the Firewall by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We have a fairly locked down network and we still get viruses in the dorms. Our little darlings take their laptops (about 70% of our users) off campus and then come back home and plug them in. No matter how many times their network has gone down this year, and no matter how many times we let them know to keep their patches up to date, and to run virus softwear or linux or MacOS, each new virus knocks out a dorm or two.

      Seeing as how this is our last week and students are already leaving, even I, the Mac Guy, was pressed into service, running a huge list of various virus killers, pop up blockers, and ad-ware destroyers. What a sand coated, dp pain-in-the-ass. If this is what 95% of the computer using public has to put up with, it's amazing there's even an internet. I suppose porn is the only thing keeping the average Windows user online.

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    202. Re:Use the Firewall by Chester+K · · Score: 1

      IP Filtering isn't even in any obvious place. It doesn't have a link from the Control Panel. Doesn't have one from Modems, or Network Connections, nothing.

      If you go into Network Connections, pull up the Properties page for an adapter, click on the TCP/IP binding and click Advanced, you'll be able to access the IP Filtering UI from there.

      Admittedly, it's not simple, but Windows 2000 is not an operating system that was intended for home users -- it doesn't have to be simple enough for grandma to do in this case.

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    203. Re:Use the Firewall by Kahm-Hime · · Score: 1

      Don't most computers with built in Wi-Fi have a switch for the radio - the laptops I've seen with the card built in have switches. I thought they *had* to have some way to turn the radio off, as it is illegal to operate them in certain areas. (Med students at the U need to turn off their Wi-Fi before entering some areas of the hospital.) Is it just my hospital that limits it?

    204. Re:Use the Firewall by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah?

      Me and the iTunes Music Store, along with about 50,000 games, would like to beg to differ.

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    205. Re:Use the Firewall by pVoid · · Score: 2
      Wow, can this thread get *any* more self righteous??

      You are raising yourself high in the air by denigrating "Microsofties"... and the "most brilliant one of them", when we can obviously see they're idiots??

      Nice. You should feel proud.

    206. Re:Use the Firewall by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1

      What about printing it to paper and then scanning it in as postscript? Would that work?

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    207. Re:Use the Firewall by x0n · · Score: 1

      "Too bad the firewall software loads *last* in the startup sequence, leaving a gaping hole of anywhere from 20 seconds to two minutes (on a slow machine) when your machine is on the net and unprotected. And during the height of worm activity, that's *more than enough* time to get infected."

      Don't presume to think that because you see the system tray icon for the firewall _GUI_ appearing that this is the moment the firewall loads. This is certainly not the case. The firewall is a kernel level driver that loads before the networking subsystem, or as soon as possible after. This can be verifed with free tools (or a little RTFM). Check out the NT tools on www.sysinternals.com; there is one in particular that will show you the load order of device drivers.

      - Oisin

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    208. Re:Use the Firewall by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Those CDs can only be burned so quickly, though, and they can only be distributed so quickly. I know they're better than nothing, but you'd have to grab a new one each month at least.

    209. Re:Use the Firewall by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      umm windows XP detects the cable being plugged in and gets an IP address, I did exactly as i described in march when installing XP Pro.

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    210. Re:Use the Firewall by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Sorry, but Zone Alarm, Black Ice, etc. are all PIECES OF SHIT... The sole purpose of those software packages is to annoy you every time it blocks a connection and try and convince you to pay money for the enhanced version of the nagware.

      I've had ZA running on Win98 for a couple of years. I start it with the command line:

      C:\PROGS\ZoneAlrm\zonealarm.exe -nopopup -nosplash
      Turn off other things like "always on top" and it's completely unobtrusive. Only pops up when I start a new Internet app for the first time and it asks me if I want to give it permission. Every few weeks I delete the log files which accumulate, I could disable that too but I leave them on the off chance I might want to look at them.

      It basically removes the urgency for getting all the Windows updates by blocking all the worm probes. Probably helps I use Opera rather than IE.

      God I hate seeing ignorant fucks blaming the software vendor for their own ignorance

      Maybe you could spend five minutes looking up how to use Zone Alarm before flaming it.

    211. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But are you sure you can regulate such power? Unregulated, the power may just explode the planet.

    212. Re:Use the Firewall by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Last week a friend of mine needed his Word document converted to post script, the catch was it had to be exactly the same layout for publication. Easy right? ... not really... so Adobe post script driver on windows mangled the document, but Acrobat did a nice job, so why not use pdf2ps or pdftops on solaris to convert? Well pdf2ps screwed up the formatting so the document was almost unrecognizable, and pdftops did a great job save for the fact that it mangled the greek letters in the equations ...back on the windows side we installed HP's post script drivers and they worked wonderfully on the text and greek characters, but screwed up the parenthesis for the equations.

      Firstly I think for most uses that you could just submit a PDF file. Most prepress now uses PDFs pretty early in the workflow; they most likely are just going to redistill your PS back to PDF. Secondly, when making EPS files I found the cleanest code was first to make a PDF, then use Acrobat to save as PS. Your problems sound basically like font encoding ones, I had things like that (scrambled punctuation when using an unconventional font encoding) with early versions of Adobe Distiller, but since version 4 it's been fine. Of course the root problem is trying to use Word as a layout app. As you've seen, it's just a nightmare doing anything with it other than printing on your local printer.

    213. Re:Use the Firewall by x0n · · Score: 1

      Then again, I'm talking generically here, about 3rd party s/w, like zonealarm. I'm not saying _all_ f/w s/w is like this. I'm sure there's crap out there that loads up from the startup program group...

      - Oisin

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    214. Re:Use the Firewall by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 1

      You read the thread again. There's a 20 second to 2 minute window where Windows XP is connected to the network but the firewall has not yet started. This window of vulnerability is there every time you boot, not just on the initial install. If you think it's OK to leave your computer connected to the internet without a firewall for 2 minutes, then why do you run a firewall at all? How is that 2 minutes safer than any other time of the day?

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    215. Re:Use the Firewall by fwarren · · Score: 1
      No, a user who wants to safeguard any system that has software on it designed by a company in Redmond Washington should have a hardware firewall between it an any type of internet connection.

      I have a nat/firewall box for my house to keep my wife and kids machines safe. Never had a problem with any of the worms.

      I can bitch and moan about how bad Microsoft security is, but as long as my wife needs frontpage and my kids a using educational software, I am going to have a hardware firewall or properly configure linux router between their machines and the internet.

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    216. Re:Use the Firewall by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      What post are your replying to? Because your quote doesn't come from my post!

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    217. Re:Use the Firewall by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 1
      if you can browse to the printer it can get back to you.
      And if I can't "browse to the printer," as you say, then what?

      I'm not making this up. When I turn on the Microsoft firewall on all our PCs, we can't see each other anymore. It's like we're each the only PC in the workgroup - I can't see the PC with the printer, so I can't print. I'm sure there's a way to "fix" this, but why bother when I'm going to use Zone Alarm anyway? This is just another reason why I prefer ZA.

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    218. Re:Use the Firewall by TarpaKungs · · Score: 1
      Your Linux box is just as vulnerable as a Windows98 system after being freshly installed until you turn off all the services and/or turn on the netfilter firewall. Same goes for Macs running OS X.

      OK - I see your reasoning and you are technically correct I believe. However, some important points:

      For a start, linux distros are released more frequently - so one has a fighting chance to perform even a network install off a source which is not rotted to buggery.

      Second, it is possible to do an install, configure the system, select which daemons will run (or not) and get updates without actually running the ssh/apache or whatever daemon may have a remote exploit today. Can you do a Windows install and run Windows Update without LSASS running at some point?

      Thirdly, once Linux is installed and patched (remember, no deamons have been running) we can set up the firewall. Oh look, /etc/init.d/iptables is set to start early (/etc/rc3.d/S03iptables). Network is brought up afterwards (/etc/rc3.d/S10network).

      * above is with reference to Mandrake Linux. I'm sure you could find a distro of Linux that was broken in one of the above respects. Not relevant, at least you have the choice to use one of many that aren't.

      The key thing is that you have to want to turn on the firewall and only turn on necessary services (and keep them patched because a firewall with port 80 open doesn't help when apache has a vulnerability). But at lease Linux makes it easy to achieve the above - and I can get the bloody thing installed and patched without being rooted - firewall or no firewall

      Please don't compare my choice to OS to something extruded from the rear end of Redmond over 6 years ago.

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    219. Re:Use the Firewall by phurley · · Score: 1

      I understand your needs, but for me (I run a simple web server, host my own domain mail and do not play (m)any games) this is not a problem. Different solutions for different people. Of course some of the newer routers are running Linux and you can reflash them and have the best of both worlds (low power and flexibility).

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    220. Re:Use the Firewall by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Bonus points if someone other than mav[LAG] can figure out where that came from.

      BTW, mav, it's STRANGE country, not foreign country.

    221. Re:Use the Firewall by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 1

      Giving them a happy blue box that blinks and costs $50 trumps any ability to ssh into it and fix. . . .

      And I'm not getting calls during the weekend when a power outage fries the hard drive and I have to rebuild the Linux partition.

      I think you're trolling a wee bit here.

      First, the ability to ssh into a machine and fix things is not dependent upon choice of OS, because you can ssh into a Windoze box and fix it. If you want to see the user's desktop, use Desktop Sharing or whatever it's called on XP, with rdesktop (Free Linux client), or try VNC.

      Second, it's silly to pretend Linux is more vulnerable to filesystem corruption than 'Doze. If it's a machine with unreliable power (or unreliable users), then use a journalling filesystem.

      You're in the wrong place if you think you're going to convince anyone that Linux is truly more difficult or costly to support than 'Doze, especially now, when the true cost of its piss-poor security model is finally becoming apparent even to non-technical end users.

    222. Re:Use the Firewall by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      Actually the blue box he was referring to was the Linksys hardware router, not a Windows box.

      And given the choices of installing a complete computer running Linux as a firewall or throwing down a $50 blue box (Linksys cablemodem router) that you can reset with a power cycle ... he is 100% right for 99% of the general populace.

      And the blinkenlighten ... oh those wonderful blinkenlighten. Reminds me of this :

      ACHTUNG
      Achtung alles Lookenpeepers. Die Machine ist nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengraben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken ! Ist nicht fur gewerken by die Dummkopfen, Die Rubbernecken, oder Die Sightseeren. Bitte keepen Handen in das Pockets, relaxen und watch die Blinkenlighten. Danke!

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    223. Re:Use the Firewall by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 1

      I agree. A properly configured hardware firewall plus Firebird, Thunderbird and OpenOffice.org can make even Windows run in a semi-acceptable fashion. But even then, you have to patch somehow before any spy/crap/trojanware gets installed. The firewall is pretty useless once a malicious program gets the opportunity to initiate an outbound connection on a "safe" port like 80 or 443 and wait for further instructions.

    224. Re:Use the Firewall by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Please note that firewall appliances can be configured. (At least that's my assumption!) For dial-up, however, those ports probably shouldn't be an option because of the completely random IPs used, etc, that I can think of no good reason to use MS's built-in virus capability to do something that can be done via other software faster, better, and without opening yourself to the worm du jour.

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    225. Re:Use the Firewall by CoreDump01 · · Score: 1


      Me and the iTunes Music Store, along with about 50,000 games, would like to beg to differ.

      I was talking about the operating system, not some software *you* want to use.

      It's not Linux's fault if a vendor doesn't provide his software for all operating systems but only one.

      I was talking about how flexible and unrestrictive Linux as a OS is (compared to some "other" OS)

    226. Re:Use the Firewall by Spellbinder · · Score: 1

      it is the job of the OS and not the ISP
      if the ISP would provide a firewall which could be configured by the user without much hassle(webgui) it would be ok too

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    227. Re:Use the Firewall by mgoodman · · Score: 1

      I know what happens with a default XP box when you stick it on the Internet. That's why we obviously need more a more secure by default attitude for MS.

      But at least Windows administrators are getting in the habit of patching their system. How many linux administrators upgrade their sendmail almost every point release because of security vulnerabilities? How many linux administrators upgrade or patch their kernel to the latest and greatest within two days of a security fix? I know a lot of admins -- and most of them DON'T patch that quickly. And tools to do so usually just plain suck.

      Sure, Linux is *more* secure by default, but if you were to install a default RH 9 installation it could very easily get owned shortly after you put it on the net also. Even Linux needs security updates and patches.

      Simply because there are less rampant worms and viruses in the wild for Linux (and Mac), doesn't need we should take a lackadaisical response to network security and then go bury our heads in the sand.

      As Linux and Mac increase in market share viruses and trojans and backdoors and vulnerabilities and worms will be more and more present. It is naive to think otherwise. Security model, security shmodel -- it'll still get owned without proper administration -- right out of the frickin' box.

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    228. Re:Use the Firewall by lucas+teh+geek · · Score: 1

      google points to some quote site, which points to bash.org, which was probably some guy on irc copying it from somewhere else :P

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    229. Re:Use the Firewall by k12linux · · Score: 1

      If some of my relatives are a good cross sample, a big part of the reason they don't learn anything is they a) Don't see a need and b) they are more affraid of breaking something than of getting infected.

      I blame b) on the fact that they are used to their operating system going down in flames the first or second time the try to fiddle with anything. Since the default is to have admin rights, they play with something which can break the system and don't receive any type of warning they are getting into dangerous territory.

      a) Seems to come from the belief that they can only get a virus if they open an attachment. MS downplays virus and worm risks and all they ever hear is don't open unknown attachments.

    230. Re:Use the Firewall by dylan_- · · Score: 1

      I was referring to the first article, not the second.

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    231. Re:Use the Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Wave you hands in front of the antenae to block the signal.

      Do I have to say - "These aren't the droi^H^H^H^HWindows boxes, you're looking for."

    232. Re:Use the Firewall by dylan_- · · Score: 1

      I was really just pointing out that there was no firewall. Yeah, there were other ways around it. Point taken that 2000 wasn't supposed to be a home OS, but given that the choice was that or WinME, which would you have chosen? ;-)

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    233. Re:Use the Firewall by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Bash.org quote 369 - you win the cookie!

    234. Re:Use the Firewall by data64 · · Score: 1

      None of the IBM thinkpads (T-series) I have used have any external switch to turn off WIFI.

    235. Re:Use the Firewall by pVoid · · Score: 1
      It applies to the entire thread.

      You included, though the quote wasn't from your post, you illustrate my point prefectly by saying I'm used to coding the "right thing".

    236. Re:Use the Firewall by Qwaniton · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      You really need a hardware firewall between any network and a MICROS~1 box, but my point is you shouldn't.

    237. Re:Use the Firewall by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      You're not seeing the larger picture.

      How many Windows boxes are NOT run by sysadmins? Answer: most.

      How many Linux boxes are NOT run by sysadmins? Answer: very few.

      How many Mac boxes are NOT run by sysadmins? Answer: most.

      Now, which of the three options has a) the highest default settings (hint: zero open ports by default) and b) the easiest security upgrade path.

      Now you know the reason for my sig...

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    238. Re:Use the Firewall by mgoodman · · Score: 1

      I don't want to start a whole Mac vs. Windows flame war -- I use Fedora for my work desktop, RedHat Enterprise for my work servers, and Debian for my personal servers. I have Windows XP for games. I learned to program on a Mac way back in the day and have used it ever since -- along with Windows and Unix/Linux.

      Regardless, Mac OS X does not have 0 ports open by default. If it did, DHCP would not work, for example -- and that wouldn't be friendly. Software updates would not work -- and that would clearly suck. It does NOT have a firewall turned on by default.

      Windows does not have a firewall on by default either.

      Anyhow, I am not missing the bigger picture, but you clearly are. What I am simply stating is that, out of the box, anything available will get owned if it is put on a network with malicious activity. Unless of course operating systems start shipping with network adapters disabled by default...

      Regardless, yes, Windows has certain ports open by default, right out of the box. And Mac OS X also has limited functionality in a corporate environment, right out of the box. Sure, you can check email, browse the web, word process, etc., but there is a lot more to being on a corporate network. The tools simply aren't there yet. Not that they won't have them, because I have hope that they will, but they aren't there now.

      I have to admin a heterogeneous network. Easiest security upgrade path? HAH! What about the Mac 10.1 users? You simply need to upgrade the OS to get your security fixes. Gee, that's really easy, especially if you've had people invest time and money into these systems...i.e. some software simply won't work with the latest versions of Mac OS.

      And I don't blame the vendor, considering how frequently Mac changes things. Why bother supporting something that isn't going to help you out a little? At least windows tries to provide backwards compatibility, rather than the elitist Mac attitude of "that way sucks, let's do it this way! And if people don't want to join us, then they won't get support" Out with the old, in with the new -- too early.

      Apple doesn't need to drastically rewrite their hardware driver layer with every point upgrade, rendering all printers, scanners, digital cameras, a lot of software completely useless...

      I just had to "retire" some very high-end printers prematurely because Xerox is no longer supporting updates for those printers on Mac OS X. Yes, it is technically the hardware vendor's fault, but it is implicitly Apple's fault also, for changing so much and rendering the old drivers and software useless. From 10.0 to 10.1 to 10.2 to 10.3 so much has changed.

      Regardless, windoze sucks too. And Linux isn't anywhere near ready for the desktop. So until then, I'll have to learn to deal with all three.

      But regardless, I wasn't missing the big picture. If you think Mac is secure by default and that you can just plop it right down on a network without having to apply patches before-hand -- you're plain wrong.

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    239. Re:Use the Firewall by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the OS's job is merely to run programs. (Actually, that's the kernel's job) Whatever the user loads on top of that needs to be able to do whatever it is that it's supposed to do. So, the OS technically has no job other than running whatever it is asked to run.

      It is the job of the user to configure those applications to do what they want. However, MS loads lots of things by default, some of those are bad, and some cannot be removed without killing the system. In this case, MS probably should be responsible. However, considering the scope and impact of this problem, I would consider such a move by ISPs a smart one to reduce the bandwidth garbage on their own network, and also subtly enforce by default various portions of their TOS's. Do note that those knowledgable would still be easily able to configure their connections to do things that might allow worms in, but hopefully they know what they're doing. (Again - assuming that the ISP provided firewall appliance is much like the Cable/DSL routers we all know and love...)

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  4. Burn a cd? by JustKidding · · Score: 5, Funny
    custom made CD he sent to his family member with patches, tools, and instructions to make a fresh install of Windows XP Home Internet safe. I know I'll be doing this in the future."

    Better make that a rewritable...

    1. Re:Burn a cd? by SteelX · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'm surprised his Windows PC stayed online long enough for him to make a safe CD in the first place. :-)

    2. Re:Burn a cd? by dicepackage · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I have found that a cheap USB key drive is a great way to keep all of the necessary patches in one place that can be re-written fast.

    3. Re:Burn a cd? by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      MS already makes a CD with a roll up of the patches that they will mail out to you for free...

    4. Re:Burn a cd? by moojuece · · Score: 3, Insightful

      did you RTFA? author mentions this CD but also states that this is horrible out of date, takes 2-4 weeks to arive and will not ship to his country

    5. Re:Burn a cd? by sik0fewl · · Score: 1

      Better make that a rewritable... ...DVD.

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    6. Re:Burn a cd? by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

      Then how are you going to install the other-half of the Service Pack? Joking aside, the number of patches and tools that you can put on a USB Drive(256 MB, last I heard) is always being dwarfed by bigger and bigger installs of software.

    7. Re:Burn a cd? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Joking aside, the number of patches and tools that you can put on a USB Drive(256 MB, last I heard) is always being dwarfed by bigger and bigger installs of software.

      Well, I have this iPod here - it's got 20 gigs.

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    8. Re:Burn a cd? by Penguin+Follower · · Score: 1
      "Joking aside, the number of patches and tools that you can put on a USB Drive(256 MB, last I heard) is always being dwarfed by bigger and bigger installs of software."

      While this PNY USB Key drive I have may only be 256MB in capacity, I had the option of buying the 512MB version. Now, although I haven't seen these (yet) PNY claims on their website to have a 1GB and 2GB versions of the USB Key drive (though I bet the last two are quite expensive).

      I'd also like to point out that (unlike certain SONY USB key drives) these PNY USB 1.1/2.0 Key drives work under linux perfectly (if inserted while running a knoppix CD, an Icon will appear on the desktop and the keydrive is mounted automatically). On my slackware box, I just mount it as /dev/sda1. Just a little FYI :)

    9. Re:Burn a cd? by bitty · · Score: 1

      Then how are you going to install the other-half of the Service Pack? Joking aside, the number of patches and tools that you can put on a USB Drive(256 MB, last I heard) is always being dwarfed by bigger and bigger installs of software.

      Try up to 4 GB. I just bought a 1 GB model, and I still have room after putting both SP4 for 2K and SP1a for XP, including all subsequent patches, a couple spyware removal tools, and a bunch of drivers.

    10. Re:Burn a cd? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My cd costs about 10 cents, takes around 5 to 8 minutes to arrive and ships to where ever my computer is. BECAUSE I PLAN AHEAD. After you have been assfucked, it's a little late to think about covering your ass.

    11. Re:Burn a cd? by just-a-stone · · Score: 1

      my connection is fast enough - but my gambing windows is always out of date (i don't use it more often than once a week on lan games) - so i download updates via linux and install from a fat32 partition before connecting a possibly risky windows to any network.
      as it's a notebook and a reinstalllation may be anywhere i have the time to play windows (train, plane, boring multihour kickoff meetings), it's better than a cd i'm sure to forget anywhere.

      have you ever tried windows update under IE/wine? it's useless, but works ;)

    12. Re:Burn a cd? by nzkbuk · · Score: 1

      Get an extra IDE HDD. Put it in a firewire / USB2 case.

    13. Re:Burn a cd? by lucas+teh+geek · · Score: 1

      heck, if you took the time you could probably slipstream all those updates into a windows install and get it to boot of the usb drive. big usb drives rock

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      TIAEAE!
  5. that's easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    the CD held knoppix

    1. Re:that's easy... by Keruo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Knoppix is great sysadmin tool to carry around.
      I've fixed several NT machines with it skipping the need of complete reinstall.
      The read/write ntfs driver is what makes the cd so powerful.
      In most of the cases I've come across, it's enough to throw the cd in, reboot, mount the root ntfs, edit/replace boot.ini or some other system file with error, save, reboot, and there you have it, working NT box.
      It's awesome if you know what you're doing with it.

      --
      There are no atheists when recovering from tape backup.
    2. Re:that's easy... by horza · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Knoppix is great sysadmin tool to carry around.
      I've fixed several NT machines with it skipping the need of complete reinstall.
      The read/write ntfs driver is what makes the cd so powerful.
      In most of the cases I've come across, it's enough to throw the cd in, reboot, mount the root ntfs, edit/replace boot.ini or some other system file with error, save, reboot, and there you have it, working NT box.
      It's awesome if you know what you're doing with it.


      Knoppix was the first thing in my mind... why not take it one further? A specialised Knoppix which boots and then has one clickable icon on the desktop. Launching this automatically detects NTFS/FAT partitions, downloads the latest definition files over the 'net, and automatically cleans up a Windows machine. It can even detect if the user has Norton or another anti-virus and use that engine to do the cleaning.

      It can also happen to have a few useful apps installed, plus a GUI to apt-get showing 1000's of titles ready to install immediately for free, in case they shouldn't wish to remove the CD upon next boot...

      Phillip.

  6. its not that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    First off lets say I'm a linux user, and havent used windows as a desktop or a server for about 4 years. I hate windows. My family however still runs windows 2000 on their main computer.

    It has no virus scanner, and they have never contracted a virus. As long as you aren't a dumbass (open random exes and stuff off the web), don't use outlook/IE (they use firefox and thunderbird), and run Ad Aware once in a while you should be fine. Running windows update automatic updates has never been a problem.

    1. Re:its not that bad by Kenja · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "It has no virus scanner, and they have never contracted a virus."

      How do you know? If its not running a virus scanner how would you tell if it had a virus or not?

      --

      "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
    2. Re:its not that bad by blastedtokyo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If it has no virus scanner, how do you know that it's never been infected?

    3. Re:its not that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Generally, viruses make computer performance go down the toilet. That's how you know.

      And if you do have a virus and it's not affecting system or network performance and you don't use the system for any sensitive information, do you really care?

    4. Re:its not that bad by dicepackage · · Score: 1

      While this is true in the old days of viruses the new ones comming out run without you even doing anything. Take Blaster and Sasser for instance, they both are automatically installed onto your computer if it is left unpatched and you don't have to do anything to get infected.

    5. Re:its not that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I know because there is nothing abnormal happening on the box, there are no abnormal processes in the process list, and my OpenBSD router/firewall isn't picking up any abnormal traffic.

    6. Re:its not that bad by efflux · · Score: 1

      While not protecting you from contracting one, this will certainly let you know if you have a virus and will clean it for you if you do.

      --
      Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes. -- Walt Whitman
    7. Re:its not that bad by mgoodman · · Score: 1

      Erm, why don't you just go back to sticking your head in the sand, Mr. Anonymous Coward.

      Even simple things like web surfing can release sensitive information, and most everyone using the web has some sort of sensitive information -- from my slashdot username and password, to credit card purchases online.

      Regardless of sensitive information, yes, I do care if I have a virus on my system, regardless of whether or not it is affecting performance. Why? Well, if you knew ANYTHING about viruses, you'd know that viruses can be dormant. I.e. it may not affect your system now, but it may affect your system on May 18, 2004 at 6:00 p.m. EST.

      Also, from a legal perspective, I wouldn't want anyone taking over one of my computers with a virus/trojan/backdoor. If they use it for illegal activities (i.e. hacking into government sites), then it's your ass that has to explain to the FBI knocking down your door at 4 in the morning.

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    8. Re:its not that bad by b0bby · · Score: 1

      My W2K box has no virus scanner either; I just run a free one online every 6 months or so to verify that nothing's snuck on there. It never has had any viruses. It was on Service Pack 1 until a couple of months ago, too. Of course, it's behind a Linux firewall.

    9. Re:its not that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call bullshit! When I ran win2k I ended up with lots of viruses and messenger service spam and I'm not a dumbass. I downloaded almost no software and never checked e-mail on it. I wasn't even looking at porn with it...

    10. Re:its not that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right

      Tell ME that. I have outlook express taken off the system, I dont' use MSIE (I detest that pile of shit), I have a firewall (sygate), I have Nortons AV, and it checks for updates every day (and installs them if needed), I use both ad aware, and spybot. Guess what? I've gotten several viruses. How? Very simple, they sneak in via ports. Like the Blaster, and Welencia worms. But let me say this. Welenchia only got in, 3 times because of those three times, I was inreinstalling Windows, and it got in just before I got the firewall up.

    11. Re:its not that bad by b2u · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer: I have used linux for 8 years, but my family wants windows so I am stuck supporting it.

      I tend to agree. I have a new box with XP home for my family. The box sits behind the firewall of my router and is NATed. The whole family uses Mozilla 1.6. If they have to use IE because some website only works correctly for IE they almost as cranky as me.

      I have antivirus software which I run everyday. It has never found a single virus. The software is from Trend Micro and it offers me updates almost everyday which I accept so I suspect it is up to date and there are no viruses lurking uncaught on the machine.

    12. Re:its not that bad by Umrick · · Score: 1

      Ignorance is indeed bliss. I used to feel the exact same way. Then had a virus nail me through a share I'd made available to a coworker.

      With free for single computer personal use AV packages such as grisoft.com's AVG, there just isn't any excuse, no matter how careful you are, there's always something you can miss.

    13. Re:its not that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have Nortons AV, and it checks for updates every day (and installs them if needed)

      Thanks for sending all those annoying You have sent a virus to one of our customers (oops I mean unsuspecting salespeople)! Buy Norton and you won't anymore! emails to my Mac. I really appreciate it.

    14. Re:its not that bad by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      While this is true in the old days of viruses the new ones comming out run without you even doing anything. Take Blaster and Sasser for instance, they both are automatically installed onto your computer if it is left unpatched and you don't have to do anything to get infected.

      Those aren't viruses. They are worms. By definition a virus can't infect you unless you actually run it -- of course this definition overlooks the fact that someone at Microsoft decided it would be a good idea to automatically execute content in e-mails....

      --
      I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    15. Re:its not that bad by pqdave · · Score: 1

      For years, I didn't have an active scanner, just ran a manual virus scan and spyware check periodically. My computer never had anything more serious than a tracking cookie, while I was forever cleaing spyware (and occasionally a virus) out of everyone else's computers.

    16. Re:its not that bad by sik0fewl · · Score: 2, Funny

      If it has no virus scanner, how do you know that it's never been infected?

      Ignorance is bliss :)

      --
      I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. - Leo Kessler
    17. Re:its not that bad by sik0fewl · · Score: 1

      And if you do have a virus and it's not affecting system or network performance and you don't use the system for any sensitive information, do you really care?

      That's like asking "if there's a stranger living in your home but he doesn't get in your way or steal anything would you care?"

      --
      I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. - Leo Kessler
    18. Re:its not that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I wasn't even looking at porn with it..."

      You're not from around here are you?

    19. Re:its not that bad by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He probably means it has no fulltime virus scanner, but runs HouseCalls from TrendMicro or something similar once in a while. I do the same with my parents, who had never gotten a virus but were fed up with paying $30 a year or whatever to Norton.

      --
      Hey freaks: now you're ju
    20. Re:its not that bad by uninstall · · Score: 1

      Simple really, just periodically run a free online scan from sites such as Trend Micro (java plugin required) to detect for virii.
      No need to shell out for a copy and subscription to the latest Norton 200x.

    21. Re:its not that bad by Spoing · · Score: 1
      1. If it has no virus scanner, how do you know that it's never been infected?

      If it has a virus scanner, how do you know that there is no virus on the machine?

      --
      A firewall can not protect you from yourself. Turn off what you do not need. Do not use the firewall to do your work.
    22. Re:Re:its not that bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I very seldom run a virus scanner after negative experience with Norton 2004, however I can effectively keep tabs on my system by knowing how it should work, and how big each process should be and which ones should be running. This was learned behavior through slimming Windows XP down to run on a 366Mhz Celeron with 64 MB of Ram. I know what XP needs to run, and I know what each of my programs need to run. If I find things abnormal with the system then I run Trend Micro's housecall to take a closer look at the problem. In short, knowing one's system inside and out, as well as a 3rd Party app like Housecall is an effective security solution for my needs as well as the needs of those I service.

    23. Re:its not that bad by lucas+teh+geek · · Score: 1

      free-av is your friend not the prettiest of UI's, but it does its job for free

      --
      TIAEAE!
  7. my windows security nightmare.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    my windows security nightmare involves bill gates breaking all my boxen with a life size stainless steel Clippy.

    1. Re:my windows security nightmare.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that just be a paperclip with some of those plastic eyes glued on?

    2. Re:my windows security nightmare.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i forgot to add that he hired MacGyver as a consultant.

    3. Re:my windows security nightmare.. by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      My Windows security wet dream involves me breaking all Windows boxen with Bill Gates' head. Clippy is not in it. Clippy is scary.

      --
      USE HOT GRITS WITH STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN (NAKED AND PETRIFIED)
    4. Re:my windows security nightmare.. by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

      It looks like you're trying to break a box!
      Would you like to:

      * Bash
      * Smash
      * Crush
      * Impale

    5. Re:my windows security nightmare.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      My slashdot nightmare is a bunch of twits constantly using the word "boxen".

      Oh, wait...

  8. Not so fast, sir by sphealey · · Score: 1, Insightful

    A D-Link port-80-only firewall can be had at any number of electronics stores (heck, probably at Walgreen's too) for $79. It isn't a total solution, but it will protect a personal machine long enough to get the Windows Updates installed.

    If the author is unaware of this, or not capable of installing such a device on his Internet connection, just how seriously can we take the rest of his essay?

    sPh

    1. Re:Not so fast, sir by ivan256 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So your solution is to spend $80 on hardware to workaround a defect in $100+ software? Does he have to carry this device around with his laptop everywhere? This is a joke, right?

    2. Re:Not so fast, sir by pavon · · Score: 0

      If the author is unaware of this, or not capable of installing such a device on his Internet connection, just how seriously can we take the rest of his essay?

      Hmm, $0.05 CDROM which also saves download time when helping people on modem vs $80.00 firewall that is useless for day-to-day operation (no IM or email). Yep he sure is a fool.

    3. Re:Not so fast, sir by geoffeg · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Ah yes. When I buy my car I'll need to get the tow truck with it too because everyone knows that the car won't make it home! That's a perfectly acceptable solution! People have suggested that the car companies just make the cars more reliable but everyone knows that's crazy!

      I think the author's point is that Average Joe just expects windows to work. Most people don't know about firewalls, NAT, routing and such. They're used to plugging something in and having it work right out of the box. If something breaks they throw it away and get a new one. This gets expensive fast with computers!

    4. Re:Not so fast, sir by sphealey · · Score: 3, Insightful
      So your solution is to spend $80 on hardware to workaround a defect in $100+ software?
      The value of a system isn't in the cash-and-carry price of the components; it is in the data and applications running on it, the time and effort to get it configured properly, and the opportunity cost of not having it in operation. $79 isn't much against those costs.
      Does he have to carry this device around with his laptop everywhere?
      Plenty of corporate travellers do just that, yes. But in the scenario presented he only needs it for freshly installed systems not yet fully configured. Assuming he trusts his WinXP configs to be secure.

      This is a joke, right?
      Um, no.

      sPh

    5. Re:Not so fast, sir by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah there's a Walgreen's on every corner in Pakistan.

      But I agree that the author is ignorant of many simple things he could be doing to make his life easier.

    6. Re:Not so fast, sir by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ummm... the guy was using dialup...

    7. Re:Not so fast, sir by jdreed1024 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      A D-Link port-80-only firewall can be had at any number of electronics stores (heck, probably at Walgreen's too) for $79. It isn't a total solution, but it will protect a personal machine long enough to get the Windows Updates installed.

      Wow. Think of what you're saying. You're telling users that they need to shell out almost a hundred bucks for a device that will allow them to safely download updates. Has Microsoft security gotten so bad that we're just going to accept that you need to buy a firewall just keep your OS up to date? Does anyone else see a problem with this?

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      There is no sig, there is only Zuul.
    8. Re:Not so fast, sir by sphealey · · Score: 1
      Ah yes. When I buy my car I'll need to get the tow truck with it too because everyone knows that the car won't make it home! That's a perfectly acceptable solution! People have suggested that the car companies just make the cars more reliable but everyone knows that's crazy!
      Look, I am not trying to defend Microsoft here. But I do have small tool kit, a first aid kit, a pressure guage, and a fire extinguisher in my car. Purchased at my own expense; not provided by the auto manufacturer. I think those are reasonable and prudent expenditures. That is what I am advocating.

      sPh

    9. Re:Not so fast, sir by HomerNet · · Score: 1
      A D-Link port-80-only firewall can be had at any number of electronics stores (heck, probably at Walgreen's too) for $79. It isn't a total solution, but it will protect a personal machine long enough to get the Windows Updates installed.

      If the author is unaware of this, or not capable of installing such a device on his Internet connection, just how seriously can we take the rest of his essay?


      The key problem with this is getting them to buy the damn thing.

      I have clients (currently working as a freelance tech guy) who take quite a bit of convincing to buy ANY new stuff, irregardless of how badly they need it, and I get creds because they're paying me to tell them this stuff.

      When it comes to family, however, I get no instant karma. If they see it as a superfluous expense, they won't buy it no matter what worm is in the wild.

      Frankly, I've decided to let them be. There's another computer guy in the family that actually seems to enjoy rescuing them when their computer is infected.

      Getting back to the point, the firewall isn't going to do any good on the store shelf, the clueless noob has to BUY the damn thing.
      --
      I have no tag line
    10. Re:Not so fast, sir by cHALiTO · · Score: 0

      The value of a system isn't in the cash-and-carry price of the components;

      And here's me, saving money for more than 2 years to be able to buy me a notebook.
      I'd love to be able to tell that to the guys in the computer store.
      There's people with way too much money ;-)

      --
      "Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad." -- Terry Pratchett
    11. Re:Not so fast, sir by 31415926535897 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      +5 insightful?

      The total cost of his solution was the cost of the CD--your solution costs $80, and it isn't even complete.

      He mentioned installing a firewall (such as ZoneAlarm) which is free and would do as effective a job as your $80 solution.

      Also, one of the other large problems today is spyware (or hijackware as it should really be called), and that comes over the browser on port 80. Your $80 firewall is not going to stop that. However, the author of that article offered several free (and wise) solutions to combat this problem.

      I know I'm not supposed to feed trolls, but common, at +5 I just had to respond.

      If you're really pushing this $80 solution over a perfectly reasonable free solution, then you either work for D-Link or you shouldn't be taken seriously.

    12. Re:Not so fast, sir by zome · · Score: 1

      it's the family member computer that has the problem, not his/her computer.

      Maybe the auther is a poor student who needs to ask that family members (aka parents) for money (and never get it because $79 is not cheap and the problem can be fixed by getting that patch from microsoft for free).

      Maybe he is living far away from those family members and asking them to buy computer hardware and install it is not an option.

      btw, his article is quite good, esp for someone who doesn't know much about worm/virus etc.

    13. Re:Not so fast, sir by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "A D-Link port-80-only firewall can be had at any number of electronics stores for $79. If the author is unaware of this, just how seriously can we take the rest of his essay?"

      So we should add $79 to the cost of acquiring WindowsXP when people ask how much it costs?

    14. Re:Not so fast, sir by denlin · · Score: 1

      for my technically challenged friends (read still running windows), i have them jump on pricewatch for hardware firewall/routers. they can be typically purchased for about $25. at that cost (or less through software), there's no reason why everyone can't be protected.

      --
      Yes, I have RTFA. Yes, I have a girlfriend. Yes, I'm new here. And no, I don't want a free iPod.
    15. Re:Not so fast, sir by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And here's me, saving money for more than 2 years to be able to buy me a notebook.

      Sounds like you're an open source programmer.

    16. Re:Not so fast, sir by sphealey · · Score: 1
      He mentioned installing a firewall (such as ZoneAlarm) which is free and would do as effective a job as your $80 solution.
      ZoneAlarm is potentally another solution. However, it suffers from the same chicken-and-egg problem as Windows Updates (the boxed copies are on store shelves aren't free, and if the person knows enough to download/burn it in advance, he probably doesn't have the problem) and also the issue of start-up order.

      No, I don't work for D-Link. That is the first name that came to mind.

      sPh

    17. Re:Not so fast, sir by rowanxmas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you RTFA you might notice that by living in Pakistan there is no doubt a noticable lack of Walgreens, BestBuy, CompUSA, etc... At least I didn't notice any around there.

    18. Re:Not so fast, sir by DMiles · · Score: 3, Informative

      Also keep in mind that the article's author used a dial-up connection. Conventional hardware firewalls deal with ethernet...

    19. Re:Not so fast, sir by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      When spending that amoubnt of money, buy yourself a decent DSL router with builtin firewall or something.

    20. Re:Not so fast, sir by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The separate box is simply sound engineering practice: Isolate key parts of a system from anything else that might screw it up. Microsoft has always been a screwup. So people are used to spending something extra to fix it. This might be a virus scanner or a consumer firewall.

      This is as old as Norton SI.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    21. Re:Not so fast, sir by frission · · Score: 1

      can you even get a lan firewall to work on dial-up? i don't think it would do the author much good...

    22. Re:Not so fast, sir by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Well, some of us refrained from Windows machines until exactly that ....

      I didn't trust it until I had it behind a firewall, so until the $5 RJ-45 condom comes along, what else do you do?

      --
      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
    23. Re:Not so fast, sir by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      So, get a $70 Actiontec Dual-PC Modem (it's a router with a 56K modem instead of a WAN jack).

    24. Re:Not so fast, sir by catscan2000 · · Score: 1

      Wow. Think of what you're saying. You're telling users that they need to shell out almost a hundred bucks for a device that will allow them to safely download updates. Has Microsoft security gotten so bad that we're just going to accept that you need to buy a firewall just keep your OS up to date?

      Yes. I thought this was widely understood.

      Of course, a properly-configured OS X or Linux box doesn't need this level of isolation. Linux can even be used as the firewall, and in many places, it is. You can use Windows as a firewall, but that's just asking for it ;-)

      Does anyone else see a problem with this?

      Yes, but what can you do about it?

    25. Re:Not so fast, sir by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's on dial up with a modem. How would one install a hardware firewall with that setup?

    26. Re:Not so fast, sir by schemanista · · Score: 2, Funny

      Look, I am not trying to defend Microsoft here. But I do have small tool kit, a first aid kit, a pressure guage, and a fire extinguisher in my car. Purchased at my own expense; not provided by the auto manufacturer.

      Did you install your own airbags, brakelines, windshield and headlights? Those came standard with my car--and (metaphorically) with my OS.

      --
      I saw that shot more than a few times back when Starbuck was a man. ~ lucabrasi999
    27. Re:Not so fast, sir by ocelotbob · · Score: 1

      With some of them, yes. They come with a serial port so you can use a modem as a backup connection in case the primary network goes down.

      --

      Marxism is the opiate of dumbasses

    28. Re:Not so fast, sir by E-Rock · · Score: 1

      Of course if they'd bothered to install the update BEFORE the worm was released then it wouldn't be an issue.

    29. Re:Not so fast, sir by VirtualAdept · · Score: 1

      Here's a good question, though. Is there any good reason why always-on internet connections such as Cable or DSL don't implement a firewall in the modem itself?

    30. Re:Not so fast, sir by Secrity · · Score: 1

      I believe that history shows that connecting any computer running any version of MS Windows (whether fully patched or not) to the Internet requires the use of a firewall. An internal software based "firewall" does not count as a firewall. Yeah, I see a big problem with this, and a work around to the problem is to require that any computer that comes with MS Windows be equiped with an internal hardware based firewall.

    31. Re:Not so fast, sir by kabocox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're telling users that they need to shell out almost a hundred bucks for a device that will allow them to safely download updates. Has Microsoft security gotten so bad that we're just going to accept that you need to buy a firewall just keep your OS up to date? Does anyone else see a problem with this?

      Our office lan has a hardware firewall and a network installed virsus scanner. I think every network should be secured.

      As a home user, do you trust Cable One, AOL, or a generic small time ISP to keep you safe? Are they responible for filtering all network traffic before it hits you? I'm going to say they should have hardware firewalls of there own.

      The /. crowd will never want filtered internet for themselves. But for your family? Wouldn't you want your mom on an AOL idiot proofed connection? If anything goes wrong, you could just tell her to call AOL and play dumb.

    32. Re:Not so fast, sir by TobiasSodergren · · Score: 1

      Sounds just about as clever as the advices to buy a linux box to put in front.

      "To secure Windows, all you need is another OS that takes care of the securing business", or something.

    33. Re:Not so fast, sir by cHALiTO · · Score: 1

      Nope, I live in Argentina.
      but it could be worse.. i could live in Argentina AND be an open source programmer! ;-)

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      "Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indistinctly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad." -- Terry Pratchett
    34. Re:Not so fast, sir by krewemaynard · · Score: 1

      So we should add $79 to the cost of acquiring WindowsXP when people ask how much it costs?

      absolutely, yes. plus the cost of a commercial virus scanner, plus the cost of other system maintenance software, plus the cost of applications not bundled in, plus the cost of calling tech support when it STILL gets pwn3d....

      windows ain't cheap. sure, there's a lot of free alternatives, but average users dont know what they are, let alone how to use them. so yes, you should definitely factor these things into the total cost of a windows box.

      or get a mac and breathe a little easier

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    35. Re:Not so fast, sir by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      Wow. Think of what you're saying. You're telling users that they need to shell out almost a hundred bucks for a device that will allow them to safely download updates.

      Umm sure, getting updates is the *only* problem that a firewall device would solve. [/sarcasm]

      Back of the line! No soup for you!

    36. Re:Not so fast, sir by changa · · Score: 1


      Sorry, But I would think at this time people shouldn't be sticking their machines raw on the net no matter what OS unless it needs to be there.

      It's just not good practice to install your OS raw on the internet as well...

      Do you install your linux box raw on the net before you have a chance to secure it?

      If so... Whats your IP address? *Grin*

    37. Re:Not so fast, sir by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      And, I should point out, it's a good idea to put your Linux, UN*X and Mac machines behind a firewall as well, just in case. Plus most good firewalls double as routers or wireless access points, which are certainly worthwhile add-ons. if you're gonna spring for a $50 wireless access point, why not dump an extra $30 into it and make it a wireless "gateway?"

      --
      Hey freaks: now you're ju
    38. Re:Not so fast, sir by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      That's why it's called the "Internet" rather than the "corporate controlled thought access net". The corporations ought to provide the OPTION of firewalling at the end user level, if only to protect their own bandwidth. If you sign a disclaimer or just disconnect the firewalling, then that's your problem, and they can deal with you if you're spreading viruses/worms/whatever.

    39. Re:Not so fast, sir by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      But until someone makes a 3rd party router, with a 56k POTS interface, 80% of america is left out in the cold.

    40. Re:Not so fast, sir by ivan256 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Insightful? My ass.

      Do you people have this same level of expectations for other products you buy? If something, right out of the box, is shitty to the point where it's humorous, why is it so wrong to say so?

      You may not thing what you're saying is a joke, but it sure is damned funny. I wonder what other hoops we could get you to jump through.

      It's especially ironic that you recognize time and effort as part of the overall cost, but you still find your suggestion reasonable.

    41. Re:Not so fast, sir by cojsl · · Score: 1

      Nvidia is now incorporating a firewall in the Nforce 3 250Gb (Athlon 64) and new Nforce 2 ultra 400Gb (Athlon XP) chipsets. Anandtech has the article here: http://www.anandtech.com/chipsets/showdoc.html?i=2 051&p=2

    42. Re:Not so fast, sir by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      And did they cost more than the car itself?

    43. Re:Not so fast, sir by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      How 'bout this:

      Regardless of whether you think Windows is broken for needing to have an $80 gadget to protect it from the 'net, *no* machine that isn't an outward-facing server should ever need to be exposed directly to the Internet.

      Every machine I own is behind a NAT. It's just a smart thing to do.

      --Jeremy

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    44. Re:Not so fast, sir by Secrity · · Score: 1

      Very cool, and very much needed.

    45. Re:Not so fast, sir by RatBastard · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't put ANY computer, no matter what the OS, onto a network without a forewall between it and the Outside World. Not Windows, not Linux, not *BSD, not Mac OS X, not BeOS, not my XBox, not my ReplayTV, not anything with a TCP/IP stack. Period.

      To just plug into the Internet with no hardware security is like dropping the soap in a prison shower.

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    46. Re:Not so fast, sir by RustyTaco · · Score: 1

      You have a very funny idea of what the internet is and how it works if you really think that you shouldn't be on the internet to access it.

      - RustyTaco

    47. Re:Not so fast, sir by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Never use dialup huh?

      NAT isn't for security anyway.

    48. Re:Not so fast, sir by grautgrams · · Score: 1

      NAT is a nasty kludge breaking the design of the Internet. State is moved into the network and end-to-end communication is no longer working (thus a lot of applications implements various kludges to work properly)

      Whats wrong with disabling services not used? or listen to 127.0.0.1 If you are the only user.

      Besides, NAT is not necessarily improving your security.

    49. Re:Not so fast, sir by sphealey · · Score: 1

      > Did you install your own airbags, brakelines,
      > windshield and headlights?

      After witnessing a fairly horrifying traffic accident with fatalities, I did order the supplemental airbag package (includes side curtain air bags and more sophisticated sensors) in my next vehicle at extra cost, yes. And I replaced the brake system on my Honda with one from a racing supplier, as I was not satisfied with the performance of the factory system.

      So yes, I do take actions of that type when I think they are justified.

      sPh

    50. Re:Not so fast, sir by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      You know what I find even more funny? That all the Linux fanboys who are outraged by paying 80$ to keep your Windows running, conveniently ommit the _time_ cost to keep Linux running. Countless months of my life have been spent on just tracking library dependencies (whoppee, time to track down and recompile half of /usr/lib/* again), digging through cryptic incomplete outdated man pages, struggling with piss-poor user interfaces, etc.

      You know what? Windows is actually cheaper. Even if you add 80$ for a router, it's still cheaper. Because my time is more valuable than that.

      When the Linux world gets their act together and makes a system which doesn't require so much work just to get a program to run, _then_ you can tell me about how shitty Windows is right out of the box.

      But anyway he's right: the value of the machine is in the data that's on it, and the programs it runs. That's the only reason to own a computer.

      If that cool secure Linux box doesn't even run the programs I want to run, then it's far more broken than any version of Windows ever was. In fact, for what I need it's plain useless.

      So here's basically the choice:

      1. I pay another 80$ to keep using my computer. Yes, it's still got that shitty Windows on it, but it still runs my stuff.

      2. I show the finger to MS, switch to Linux and... uh, now that 1500$ computer is a fucking useless doorstop, because it doesn't even run anything I want to run. (I know it's hard to believe, but most people have other ideas of fun on the computer than being able to recompile the kernel.)

      Guess what? Choice 2 was actually the more expensive one. Go figure.

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    51. Re:Not so fast, sir by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Such consumers are probably seen as too cheap to be bothered with. OTOH, the cost of a cablemodem router might be just one month's broadband bill.

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    52. Re:Not so fast, sir by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      When the Linux world gets their act together and makes a system which doesn't require so much work just to get a program to run, _then_ you can tell me about how shitty Windows is right out of the box.

      Try Debian. Since the packages in their library are all build relative to each other, you never have to worry that dependancies are unmet. Of course, if you spent months tracking library dependancies, and didn't come across debian on your own, you probably should spend some time learning how to research effectively.

      Of course you also say "whoppee, time to track down and recompile half of /usr/lib/* again"... So you're almost definatly talking out your ass, and I just took the flamebait.

    53. Re:Not so fast, sir by arevos · · Score: 1

      Countless months of my life have been spent on just tracking library dependencies (whoppee, time to track down and recompile half of /usr/lib/* again), digging through cryptic incomplete outdated man pages, struggling with piss-poor user interfaces, etc.

      I've been using Linux for about four years on various systems, and I've never had to 'recompile half of /usr/lib/*'. Even when I built a Linux From Scratch distribution, I didn't have to do such. Perhaps you're just making your job harder than it needs to be?

      You know what? Windows is actually cheaper. Even if you add 80$ for a router, it's still cheaper. Because my time is more valuable than that.

      For a router? What do you need Windows for on a router?

      I built a linux dial-up router out of an old laptop with a failed screen. It didn't particularly take long, and I haven't touched the configuration since I set it up, three years ago. In fact, there has been considerably more troubles with the Linux router's replacement, a D-Link ADSL modem/router all-in-one package.

      The router isn't particularly used anymore, but the power requirements are minimal. Linux fucks up, sometimes pretty badly, but if you set it up and then don't touch it, it just works. The Linux laptop router only shuts down at power failiures. It has never stopped working. I haven't logged in to it for over a year.

      My experience with Windows has been quite different.

      If that cool secure Linux box doesn't even run the programs I want to run, then it's far more broken than any version of Windows ever was. In fact, for what I need it's plain useless.

      Of course, for a desktop machine this is an entirely practical and sensible approach. Fortunately, all the software I need runs under Linux. The few pieces of software I would like that I can't get, aren't worth the hassle of switching.

      I prefer using Linux. Whenever I have to use an XP machine, I find I miss the relative efficiency of KDE's user interface, and find myself wishing the machine were running SuSE 9.1 instead :)

    54. Re:Not so fast, sir by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      I prefer using Linux. Whenever I have to use an XP machine, I find I miss the relative efficiency of KDE's user interface, and find myself wishing the machine were running SuSE 9.1 instead :)

      Alternatively, the Qt-Win32 project could work harder (or more people could join it, I guess) and get Qt, and eventually KDE, running on Windows natively. I know I would use it, at work, where I'm forced to run Windows.

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  9. Heh not me. by grub · · Score: 3, Interesting


    This article describes the custom made CD he sent to his family member with patches, tools, and instructions to make a fresh install of Windows XP

    I took the extreme opposite approach: I don't help family or friends with their Windows problems if they've asked me for advice and gone against it. (as written about in my journal last March.)

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    1. Re:Heh not me. by xplosiv · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unfortunately, most people can't get away with that attitude, that's almost as bad as burning bridges. Someday your friend/family member will be asked if they know anyone who is willing to accept a high paying Windows admin job, and your friend/family member will say "No, the only person I know doesn't do windows". Instead, refer them to websites where they can download anti-spyware software, anti-virus software and such, you have nothing to lose, and while you give them this information, you can tell them there is not much else you can do, but at least you tried.

    2. Re:Heh not me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "high paying Windows admin job"? Ya don't see many of those now-a-days, hence the glut of unemployed MCSEs...
      Anyhow, I wouldn't want that job. I have a great job which I love. No way in hell I'd want to get up every morning hating my work.

    3. Re:Heh not me. by xplosiv · · Score: 1

      A high paying windows admin job is almost the opposite of an MCSE position. I know plenty of companies which just keep a MCSE onboard just so they can meet contract requirements with other vendors/manufactures. But how many Mac admin jobs do you see? ;) I understand your situation, just have an open mind, it's experience that might be valuable someday.

    4. Re:Heh not me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > high paying Windows admin job,

      HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

      Man, that has to be the best one I've heard all day.

    5. Re:Heh not me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      That's interesting about the contractual obligations. Anyhow, you're right about the Mac admin job scene. My background is mainly unix and networking (IOS, PIX, etc) and Mac stuff. I'm far from being a slouch with Windows but I just hate how much maintainence it requires. It makes for a great game machine and that's what I use mine for.

    6. Re:Heh not me. by xplosiv · · Score: 1

      actually, I can think of several people in my immediate area (eventho the job market sucks here in upstate NY) who are making close to what unix admins 'used' to make.

    7. Re:Heh not me. by radish · · Score: 2, Troll

      Personally, I value my personal relationships above petty "I told you so" point scoring. But then I don't live in a basement, so YMMV.

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    8. Re:Heh not me. by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Heh, I maintain my sisters windows machine (among others but thats work related).. the deal is simple, I maintain it, period. (yeah, she will check with me when installing crap eh software) Guess that sometime soonish she is going to see an X/KDE desktop with OOo on it tho..

      But all in all it has been workign quite well, 2 small adware incidents and no virus in some 5 years time..

      Of course it helps that we happen to live in the same house, makes it a lot easier to ask..

    9. Re:Heh not me. by EulerX07 · · Score: 1

      Hey Grub, I'm really into computer games. What computer should I buy?

    10. Re:Heh not me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting


      If you had a friend who was an auto mechanic and he told you to "Buy brand $FOO" but to save a few bucks you bought brand $BAR, would you expect your friend to bend over backwards to service your vehicle?

    11. Re:Heh not me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Playstation or Xbox.

    12. Re:Heh not me. by iceperson · · Score: 1

      "I just hate how much maintainence it requires" It's all relative. As someone who supports a large windows environment I see it as job security. =)

    13. Re:Heh not me. by kickyou · · Score: 0, Redundant

      What kind of half assed analogy is that? Are you saying that the only difference between windows and linux is the brand name? Oh, wait, the only difference is that Windows is what you buy to save a few bucks?

      You can make all the arguements you want on why you think linux is better than windows. Your friend paid money for windows for a reason. Maybe it's because it's all he's used to and he doesn't like linux "because it doesn't reproduce the features and bugs of windows exactly", but it wasn't a decision based on saving a few bucks, it was a decision based on making the most out of his computer. Period.

      If I had a friend who was having computer problems (no matter the OS), I would help them.

    14. Re:Heh not me. by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      Personally, I value my personal relationships above petty "I told you so" point scoring. But then I don't live in a basement, so YMMV.

      We don't all live in basements, but we still know people who only seem to call when they've got a virus or something, and the rest of the time you never hear from them. Those kind of people piss me off.

    15. Re:Heh not me. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      What kind of half assed analogy is that? Are you saying that the only difference between windows and linux is the brand name?

      Just like the only difference between a Ferrari and a Daewoo is the brand name.

    16. Re:Heh not me. by MeNeXT · · Score: 1
      Me too! That's why I don't help anymore....now we talk about other things than what is wrong with their computer. Now I'm spending more time with them and not their computers...

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      DRM? No thanks, I'll just get it somewhere else...
    17. Re:Heh not me. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Don't ask my opinion if you aren't going to follow it. If you aren't going to follow it, don't expect me to go out of my way to help you. This isn't just spiteful, it is quite practical. Say I'm very familiar with Netgear 802.11b products. You ask me which 802.11b card I'd recommend. I answer that I'm most familiar with the Netgear card and that it works well from what I've seen. Perhaps it is even the one in my computer. Then, you go out and buy a Buffalo wireless card. You ask how to search for wireless networks. The only accurate answer I can give is RTFM. I may not have seen what you ended up with, so I wouldn't know how to work it. If you had gotten the one I was familiar with, then I may have been able to answer the question off the top of my head and save everyone trouble.

      So, though I'm not the poster you are responding to, my policy is the same. If you ask for my opinion, then go against my opinion, then you will not recieve free suport from me.

      If you ask my opinion, ignore me, then come back asking for free help later, why do you think you are entitled to it?

  10. How to stay alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    all it takes it to issue "shutdown -a" and the 60 second shutdown screen disappears. you can then finish downloading patches

  11. Custom CD by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1, Informative

    Wow...what a concept! I never would have thought of that.

    You can get the same from MS, free.

    Why would you put *any* unpatched box online, whatever the OS?

    1. Re:Custom CD by rsidd · · Score: 3, Funny
      Wow...what a concept! I never would have thought of that.

      You can get the same from MS, free.

      RTFA. (Wow, what a concept!) He covers that.

    2. Re:Custom CD by Frequanaut · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "Why would you put *any* unpatched box online, whatever the OS"

      Well, there's a reasonable answer to that question in the article itself. Trying to patch it requires that the user go online. Maybe he didn't want to wait the 2-4 weeks that microsoft states as the delivery time for the CD.

      A better question may be why didn't he turn on the firewall?

    3. Re:Custom CD by Ann+Elk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Microsoft's Windows Security Update CD is great in theory, but almost worthless in practice. The lead time for delivery is so long, by the time you get the CD, another batch of viruses/worms are out exploiting newly discovered vulnerabilities.

    4. Re:Custom CD by Nasarius · · Score: 1

      Better yet, you can just enable the XP firewall before connecting to the Internet. Use Windows Update until you've got everything. Or wait for SP2...

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    5. Re:Custom CD by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

      Well how about to download the patches??? Besides, I've got many unpatched boxes that have internet access, but it doesn't matter since my router blocks all inbound requests...

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      Mod +5 Drunk
    6. Re:Custom CD by PhotoBoy · · Score: 1

      I could be cheeky and say an even better question is why MS didn't turn the firewall on by default, but the real reason people don't turn the firewall on is because they don't know what it is or where it is.

      Ignorance is the biggest problem facing securing Windows today, and while many could point to XP SP2 to resolve the problem of the default insecurities of XP, how many users will know to download it... or be able to stay online long enough to finish the download! ;)

      And SP2 is only a solution for XP, how many millions of 95, 98, ME and 2000 boxes are out there that can still be infected with Trojans because they don't get a shiny new default-on firewall and NX support?

      I did have this exact same situation occur to a friend recently, I recommended he turn the firewall on, unfortunately it took him about 10 minutes to find the option, by which time he was infected! He was not best pleased when I told he'd have to reinstall again!

    7. Re:Custom CD by GoneGaryT · · Score: 1
      8 minutes later...

      the answer.

    8. Re:Custom CD by CaptDeuce · · Score: 1

      Why would you put *any* unpatched box online, whatever the OS?

      Because I use Mac OS. Or doesn't Mac OS qualify as "whatever"?

      Or, maybe because I've set up Linux and Windows online and never got instantly infected. Or maybe because the only "infection" I got on a Windows box of mine was when some lame Outlook worm files got copied from the server. Didn't affect me because I don't use Outlook or Internet Explorer. And I sit behind a firewall or at least NAT.

      And what's a "clean install" on Windows like? I don't think I've done one aside from that time when my hard drive died.

      I've been using Windows for about six years and Mac about 20. I take that back about setting up Linux online; it took me a few weeks (or was it months?) to get networking up at all on my Shuttle SN42G. I obviously don't use Linux much. :-)

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    9. Re:Custom CD by Inuchance · · Score: 1

      Why would you put *any* unpatched box online, whatever the OS?

      Maybe to download the patches?

    10. Re:Custom CD by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      > Why would you put *any* unpatched box online, whatever the OS?

      Because I am pretty sure I can still get a Linux 2.0 or freebsd 2.x box online securely for downloading the patches I need for example?

      I'm also pretty sure that I can take any release of OpenBSD, possibly turn off sshd where appropriate and do the same and be quite secure while doing so.

      Actually using any platform online without the latest security fixes is another thing, and yes, you are less secure without them, but if and how that matters depends a lot on what you do.

      For most 'free' Unix variations from anywhee recent times you can say that compromise at the source of your patches should be a way bigger concern then going online to retrieve them, given a somewhat proper configuration (something in which not all distributions do what they should be doing, but even in those cases, that is quite easily verified and fixed before going online)

    11. Re:Custom CD by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      1.) The same applies to any other OS. I just switched to Linux, where the hell am I supposed to get updates from? Unfortunately the RedHat update server is not located in my local LAN.
      Home users often have no better option than connecting to the net with an unpatched OS. Doing so with Windows requires patience, luck and/or a NAT router or firewall.
      <bs="Microsoft">Come on, Windows just has high requirements. It's not MS's fault if you run their OS without sufficient hardware...</bs>

      2.) Maybe he didn't turn on the firewall because...
      a) ...he didn't know it even existed.
      b) ...he didn't know it was not turned on by default.
      c) ...he didn't want the stupid thing because it breaks about avery internet-related program except MSIE/MSOE.

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    12. Re:Custom CD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft ought to distribute a bootable WinPE CD preconfigured with an Autopatcher torrent. :)

    13. Re:Custom CD by Chalex · · Score: 1

      Would it be possible for you to post your script someplace? It would make the lives of many of us easier.

    14. Re:Custom CD by Cigamit · · Score: 1

      I will see about posting it on one of my websites (minus the updates ofcourse), I should probably make it a little more modular and include some type of instructions, so give me a bit to get it all together.

    15. Re:Custom CD by Blackhalo · · Score: 1

      Mmm, nice. Where's the torrent of the ISO?

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    16. Re:Custom CD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be honest, I ordered a CD from the Microsoft UK site and it arrived in 2 days: not exactly a horrendous lead time...

  12. New "casino" concept is needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Microsoft should send XP SP2 CD-ROM to everyone that has registered Windows XP. After user installs and visits some web site, they enter into Microsoft award contest. 100 random users that install XP SP2 receive 50.000$ award each. I guess everyone would upgrade if they could receive an award.

    Small price for Microsoft, great effect on security.

    1. Re:New "casino" concept is needed by FreeUser · · Score: 1

      Microsoft should send XP SP2 CD-ROM to everyone that has registered Windows XP. After user installs and visits some web site, they enter into Microsoft award contest. 100 random users that install XP SP2 receive 50.000$ award each. I guess everyone would upgrade if they could receive an award.

      For $50 I wouldn't bother registering a product (and risking the reams of junk mail that will almost certainly entail). I've blown off cell phone rebates of more than that because they weren't worth the time or trouble.

      Now, $500,000.00 (or even $500.00) would probably change my mind...but I don't see Billy Boy offering that to his victims ^H^H^H^H^H customers anytime soon.

      Small price for Microsoft, great effect on security.

      Probably not small enough for Microsoft to remain popular, but you are right, it would fix the problem, and if it makes Microsoft unprofitable, so much the better. :-)

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    2. Re:New "casino" concept is needed by H8X55 · · Score: 1

      I got an email about that the other day! AOL, Intel and Microsoft have teamed up to reward users! Bill Gates is sharing his wealth! Just reply with your e-mail address, and I will forward all the information you need. Forward it to as many people as you can think of. The more people you send it to the more money you get!

    3. Re:New "casino" concept is needed by Jesus_666 · · Score: 0, Troll

      We're talking about Microsoft here - it't be a small price for them if everyone who updated got 50.000 bucks.

      In unrelated news, Microsoft has just bought Russia.

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    4. Re:New "casino" concept is needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It did say "$50.000" -- that's European for "$50,000". And that is enough of a prod, and about a pittance for Microsoft. Well worth it, if it works, and only about 10-15 business class tix wasted if it doesn't.

    5. Re:New "casino" concept is needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great!

      My email address is screwyouasshole@hotmail.com , please add me to your list. I will also add your email address to all the lists I can find, just so we can get some more money!! Yeah!

    6. Re:New "casino" concept is needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're basically saying "damn, they're gonna have to PAY me to use this stuff!!!"

      My sentiments exactly...and have since moved to Linux. :)

    7. Re:New "casino" concept is needed by aurispector · · Score: 1

      ..."In microsoft russia"...

      Sorry, couldn't resist.

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  13. As the article suggests by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 1

    I know it was said in jest, to turn in the authors of windows registry and update as those at fault for the security problems, however I'm inclined to agree. Although some would say this is kin in the analog world to blaming a robbed homeowner who didn't lock every second story window and didn't buy baseball-bat-proof glass, I believe it's more along the lines of blaming a vehicle manufacturer for faulty locking mechanisms on its car's doors. All the while Microsoft is trying to catch the thieves running around with stolen cars, when it was their mistake in designing the faulty cars in the first place. Yeah, the analogy sucks, but it's the best I can come up with.

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  14. Big problem by jdreed1024 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    A Windows XP computer hit by worms that couldn't stay on-line long enough to get patched.

    This is a serious problem, actually. During the height of the worms last summer, we saw hundreds of machines that got infected while in the middle of downloading updates. It even got to the point that the WinXP "firewall" wasn't good enough, since it loaded *last* in the startup sequence, and there was a good 20 seconds to 2 minutes (depending on the speed of the machine) when the machine was on the net and unprotected, even if you had enabled the firewall settings.

    It's the bigger problem of running services by default. The average user doesn't need half of the services that run. Linux figured that out years ago - most services are off these days, and those that are on are fairly secure (ie: sshd). Even if some of these services are required for system operation (like some folks have claimed), there's no reason for them to be listening on addresses other than 127.0.0.1.

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    1. Re:Big problem by anotherone · · Score: 0, Troll

      so don't plug the network cable in until you're ready for it, dumbass.

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    2. Re:Big problem by radish · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It even got to the point that the WinXP "firewall" wasn't good enough, since it loaded *last* in the startup sequence, and there was a good 20 seconds to 2 minutes (depending on the speed of the machine) when the machine was on the net and unprotected, even if you had enabled the firewall settings.


      Am I the only one thinking:

      1) Switch on computer
      2) Login
      3) Wait until everything is loaded and the disk stops chunking
      4) Plug in network

      Is that really hard?

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    3. Re:Big problem by Kenja · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "This is a serious problem, actually. During the height of the worms last summer, we saw hundreds of machines that got infected while in the middle of downloading updates. It even got to the point that the WinXP "firewall" wasn't good enough, since it loaded *last* in the startup sequence, and there was a good 20 seconds to 2 minutes (depending on the speed of the machine) when the machine was on the net and unprotected, even if you had enabled the firewall settings."

      There is a system called "unplugging the network cable" that can block 100% of the network traffic within the first two min' of booting!

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    4. Re:Big problem by jdreed1024 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Am I the only one thinking:

      1) Switch on computer
      2) Login
      3) Wait until everything is loaded and the disk stops chunking
      4) Plug in network

      Is that really hard?

      Try telling that to an end user. They don't want to be bothered with that. And also, people forget to do things sometimes. And the one time you forget, you'll get infected.

      Yes, yes, we all know the most secure computer is the one that doesn't have a network connection. But really, providing firewall software, and loading it last in the startup sequence, instead of immediately following network device startup is sloppy and wrong.

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    5. Re:Big problem by takitus · · Score: 1

      if they would have installed the patch when it came out, which was a month before the worm, they wouldnt have had the problem. its either that or have microsoft set it up to install the patches automatically and everyone is against that. i think ill put more oil in the car after the engine burns up. maybe thatll fix it

    6. Re:Big problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For large installations in heterogeneous networks it is very difficult. Think about actually being employed, then about actually being employed in a large corporation.

    7. Re:Big problem by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

      Well how about not dialing to the internet if your firewall hasn't loaded then???

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      Mod +5 Drunk
    8. Re:Big problem by kidgenius · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Right.....because you know that all of the people less techincally adept than you will make sure they do that.

    9. Re:Big problem by Ciderx · · Score: 1

      And an issue fixed in SP2.

      The Firewall in SP2 is enabled at boot time.

    10. Re:Big problem by Bozdune · · Score: 1

      RTFA. His machine crapped out for other reasons, he had to re-install from scratch.

    11. Re:Big problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a system called "unplugging the network cable" that can block 100% of the network traffic within the first two min' of booting!

      Behold! Wireless networking!

      Seriously, though, starting the network connection then starting the firewall (in that order) is plain silly. A slightly more proactive approach to security would be to only open up ports to incoming connections if and when they're actually needed.

      I've no idea why so much stuff in Windows needs remote access, anyway - it's probably extremely useful for some people, but the default setup should be to have it all disabled. Having umpteen services listening at different ports for no apparent reason strikes me as a little silly. If there's a bug in one of them, your machine is compromised. End of story.

    12. Re:Big problem by bcrowell · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why can't MS just supply a very strict software firewall, which would be activated whenever you booted up the computer while holding down a certain combination of keys?

      In addition to the problems describedin the article, another problem with MS's approach is that you don't have to be a privileged user to infect a system, but you may have to be a privileged user to disinfect it. I don't use Windows myself, but in the classroom where I teach physics labs, we have 6 Windows machines, and they're constantly getting infected with worms. Often my students and I know exactly what the infection is, but we don't have privs, so we have to wait a week for our IT folks to get around to patching it.

      Linux, BSD, and MacOS X on the other hand, are consistent: you can't patch a system without root access, but you basically can't get infected without root access either.

    13. Re:Big problem by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "It even got to the point that the WinXP "firewall" wasn't good enough, since it loaded *last* in the startup sequence, and there was a good 20 seconds to 2 minutes (depending on the speed of the machine) when the machine was on the net and unprotected"

      Maybe you could use the default hardware firewall during that time? (The one that gets activated by wrapping the ethernet cable around the user instead of plugging it into the wall.)

    14. Re:Big problem by efflux · · Score: 1

      If the windows XP firewall is a system component, why is it not integral to the network connection so that there is no "loading" of the firewall per se, the connection driver itself is swapable as a firewalled connection, or a streamlined (non-firewalled) one?

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    15. Re:Big problem by Synn · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one thinking:

      1) Switch on computer
      2) Login
      3) Wait until everything is loaded and the disk stops chunking
      4) Plug in network

      Is that really hard?


      Is it really that hard to design an OS so the stupid firewall loads up before the networks starts???

    16. Re:Big problem by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 3, Informative

      > instead of immediately following network device startup is sloppy and wrong.

      That is still wrong.

      You enable the firewall, set a default deny all rule, enable the interfaces, and start loading your rules.

      You can't load them beforehand if they depend on characteristics of the interface (address etc) but that means you will still have to be extremely carefull in which order you load them.

      A safe way of acomplishing this is to insert the deny all rule as the first rule that your firewall will occur and only remove it once all has been setup properly.

      Leaving a window bewteen bringing up your interfaces and having a workign firewall always brings the risk of compromise, and it just takes a slightly determined hacker/work/virus/whatever to get through.

    17. Re:Big problem by RoLi · · Score: 1
      we saw hundreds of machines that got infected


      1) Switch on computer
      2) Login
      3) Wait until everything is loaded and the disk stops chunking
      4) Plug in network
      Is that really hard?

      The OP was talking about hundreds of machines. What do you suggest, pull the plug for the whole organization?

    18. Re:Big problem by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      Try telling that to an end user. They don't want to be bothered with that. And also, people forget to do things sometimes. And the one time you forget, you'll get infected.

      I ran my computers without virus software for several years without any problems, and it wasn't until I started user virus software again (crappy McAfee Home edition that came with my computer) that I finally got infected with a virus. The problem? I had forgotten that I'd turned my virus software off while trying to troubleshoot the installation of a game. So, later when I downloaded that possibly infected software and ran it, I forgot that I never reloaded my virus software and was infected immediately. I think that in total, I lost about 3GB of data that were infected with the virus. Whoops!

      I always found it ironic that I never got a virus until I started using virus software again.

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    19. Re:Big problem by yabos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Considering most network cables are under the desk, you really expect people to climb under the desk to unplug it, turn on the computer and wait for it to boot, then climb back under the desk to plug the ethernet cable back in? Even if you keep your case on the desk(which most people don't that I've seen), that's still a huge hassle for the lazy asses that can't run windows update once a week.

    20. Re:Big problem by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 1

      1) Switch on computer
      2) Login
      3) Wait until everything is loaded and the disk stops chunking
      4) Plug in network

      Is that really hard?


      OK, so when I go to authenticate against Active Directory, that will be accomplished by what protocol/transport mechanism?

      In most environments where you have more than a handful of users, authentication is going to be handled in a centralized location rather than creating a management nightmare. Your also going to find that not everyone is fully comfortable disconnecting cables from the backs of the PC. You'll also find that in the larger user environments, PC's are bought in bulk and distributed over a period of time (varies, but one could imagine a couple of weeks before some are even turned on) and these would be subject to any new flaws/exploits since they were imaged by the manufactor.

      The better solution is to protect your network (firewalls, scanning, etc...) and to produce a more secure operating system (secure startup process and minimal services until user or centralized control enables them).

    21. Re:Big problem by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      There's a very simple rule to get your computer offline until the firewall is up. Disconnect your network connection until startup is complete. Once the firewall is up, get reconnect.

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    22. Re:Big problem by Spoing · · Score: 1

      Thanks for posting that. I was about to put up something similar...after wincing over the numerous "just use the firewall" comments.

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    23. Re:Big problem by balthan · · Score: 1

      What do you suggest, pull the plug for the whole organization?

      A better question is why is the whole organization operating without a firewall and not installing security updates in a timely manner?

    24. Re:Big problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      not installing security updates in a timely manner?

      Surprisingly, most students don't feel like yielding control of their PCs to college staff.

    25. Re:Big problem by bryhhh · · Score: 1

      I always found it ironic that I never got a virus until I started using virus software again.

      Most users don't realise they have a virus until they start using antivirus software. :-p

    26. Re:Big problem by balthan · · Score: 1

      If colleges can block P2P ports with firewalls, why can't they block the exploitive ones, too?

    27. Re:Big problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the MPAA/RIAA doesn't sue colleges who don't block exploitive ports.

    28. Re:Big problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It hard to put a firewall between every single port. Remeber colleges have students bring infected machines past the firewall by foot.

    29. Re:Big problem by thogard · · Score: 1

      That isn't a serious problem, thats a defective product and every country in the world has laws that say such things must be fixed or recalled. I haven't seen MS do either however there is a rumoer they have a patch CD out for free. What they should have is a $1 (or free) cd at my local computer shop that is an re-install disk that will reinstall win98/nt/me/xp perhaps with the help of my original cd.

      The article is right about keeping user app stuff in the system registry. Whoever thought of that should be taken out back and shot.

    30. Re:Big problem by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      Nah, my paranoid ass would keep regular tabs on the processes running on my machine. That and occasionally running McAfee's Stinger application to make sure I was safe, meant that I never had any viruses.

      Hell, when I did get one, I picked it up immediately by how my machine seemed to be running slower, so I checked the process list and sure enough, there was something running that shouldn't have been... Yeah, I'm paranoid.

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  15. Microsoft will mail you a CD by anotherone · · Score: 2, Informative
    Microsoft will mail you a CD, for free, of the most recent updates and service packs.

    http://www.microsoft.com/security/protect/cd/order .asp

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    1. Re:Microsoft will mail you a CD by ClippyHater · · Score: 1

      That's a step to take; however, until their CD also changes the settings for services to automatically start at boot, you'll still have problems in the future.

      Sure, I know that the only truly safe computer is one that isn't turned on, but starting with all unnecessary services disabled by default will sure go a long way towards securing a windows box.

    2. Re:Microsoft will mail you a CD by StacyWebb · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Your CD should arrive in 2 - 4 weeks. In the meantime, sign up for Microsoft's free Security Newsletter for Home Users. Every other month you'll get valuable information to help you protect your home computer" --Win Update 2004 English NA Feb Direct 2CD Windows Security Kit --- This CD is only for Updates current to February (not including the SASSER updates)

    3. Re:Microsoft will mail you a CD by dicepackage · · Score: 1

      Good luck on getting your CD. I ordered mine about a month ago and it is still being back-ordered.

    4. Re:Microsoft will mail you a CD by LurkerXXX · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mine just arrived, took about a month like they said it would. 2-4 weeks.

    5. Re:Microsoft will mail you a CD by ps_inkling · · Score: 1
      The CD only covers patches up to October 2003.

      And, when I tried to order, I got the following message:

      The following error(s) has occurred: We are unable to process your order at this time. Please contact Customer Service Monday through Friday, between 8 AM and 10 PM ET, at (866-584-5341), toll-free in the United States and Canada, and cite the following code: FE.

      Is 'FE' the Microsoft code for /.ed?

    6. Re:Microsoft will mail you a CD by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 1

      Microsoft will mail you a CD, for free, of the most recent updates and service packs.

      In this case, "most recent" means "October 2003". (This for the German version, I receive an error message when I try to order US English version.) Obviously, "October 2003" doesn't help that much. The LSASS exploit is probably the most important one that is missing.

  16. You Mean digital? by Mordaximus · · Score: 4, Informative
    the Microsoft employees behind the design of Windows Registry

    Ah yes, brought to you by the letter V, as in VMS. IIRC it was a few digital VMS engineers that left and help build many of the more functional components of WinNT. And apart from the ACL, i believe the registry (at least for pathworks) was another digital innovation...

    Never forget there is very little you can credit Microsoft with...

    1. Re:You Mean digital? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well perhaps Digital is where the idea of the software registry came from, but in Microsoft's case, the registry was implemented as a classical example of security through obscurity. The idea was to create a space on the computer that ISVs would have access to, but the user wouldn't know anything about. It is that implementation and the failure of the philosophy of security through obscurity that the author is referring to.

    2. Re:You Mean digital? by mdmarkus · · Score: 1
      I don't recall anything as heinous as the Windows Registry in VMS. Pathworks may have had something similar, but Pathworks was some hacky PC addon. Even the ACLs in VMS were different (and really, not quite as functional) from what's offered in NTFS.

    3. Re:You Mean digital? by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      another digital innovation

      WordPerfect has a single file which uses a tree layout for settings (circa Win 3.x).

      OS/2 used a similar system, BUT, developers were only supposed to put in a link to the apps root directory. Then in THAT directory would go the rest of the DLLs, INI files, etc. The best of both worlds IMHO.

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    4. Re:You Mean digital? by arcanumas · · Score: 1
      Never forget there is very little you can credit Microsoft with...

      Now that you mention it, i wonder what are the things that we CAN credit Microsoft with?
      I was wondering which innovation can be attributed to Microsoft.

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    5. Re:You Mean digital? by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2, Informative

      The registry was developed for OLE, and existed in Windows 3.1 though it wasn't used as a global config database until WIndows 95, iirc.

    6. Re:You Mean digital? by Qwaniton · · Score: 1

      Bingo! The entire configuration scheme for Windows 4.0+/Windows NT is based upon a monstrous kluge.

    7. Re:You Mean digital? by ercolano · · Score: 1

      I was part of the team. The registry was neither designed nor implemented by a former employee of DEC. He was however an excellent engineer. It started out with the simple idea to have one place to contain settings that can be adjusted. It started out with a fairly simple structure. However after 12 years things do get a bit crufty.

    8. Re:You Mean digital? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft Bob.

    9. Re:You Mean digital? by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Just like in Unix, except there you replace System Registry with /etc.

      Time to lose some Karma

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    10. Re:You Mean digital? by ercolano · · Score: 2, Informative

      It was not developed for OLE. What was created for Windows *NT* 3.1, was not in any way what was used in Windows 3.1 (Don't blame me, I wasn't responsible for what products were named). What was the global configuration database in Windows 95 was a somewhat watered down re-implementation of what was created for Windows NT 3.1.

  17. all he had to do by xplosiv · · Score: 4, Informative

    was have them type 'shutdown -a' at the command prompt and the rebooting would have stopped. I have helped people remove this worm many times using Remote Assistance, over dialup without any issues. The firewall software is going to cause more problems in the long run as it will block some of their games, or even him remotely accessing the machines in emergencies.

    1. Re:all he had to do by yamla · · Score: 1

      I assume you make sure they back up their data files and immediately reformat and reinstall everything from scratch, right? Unless you have evidence to the contrary, it is insufficient to simply remove the one worm you know about if that worm enabled unrestricted shell access to a box. Who knows who else connected to the infected machine and installed all manner of other holes, some of which your antivirus software does not pick up.

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    2. Re:all he had to do by just+fiddling+around · · Score: 1

      Good advice, except it doesn't work. "shutdown" is not a valid command in Windows 2000.

      Try it!

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    3. Re:all he had to do by BenV666 · · Score: 1

      You can also try setting the clock back a while, it'll delay the rebooting. :)

    4. Re:all he had to do by xplosiv · · Score: 1

      it works on 2000 if you have the resource kit installed, but since the article was about XP, the advice was accurate ;)

  18. Ignoring the root cause and fighting the symptom by kbahey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I cannot help but see the analogy here.

    Microsoft takes the approach of fighting the symptom (malware, ...etc.), and not the root cause (flawed security design, ...etc.).

    This is the same way many governments approach things like terrorism. They address it like a security problem only, that Intelligence Agencies and the Military/police handle. Why these ideologies developed, and what are the social, economic, and political reasons that lead to it is never even attempted.

    And it is not only America, this has happened before in Ireland, Spain, Egypt and elsewhere.

    Unless the root cause is studied, a correct diagnosis is made, and then remedial actions are taken, no amount of policing will fix the problem for good.

  19. Scary Concept. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    That about 90% of the global population is using these products to run the world.

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  20. Custom patch CD by prisen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This isn't anything new -- I've sent plenty of patch CD's with customized .bat/.cmd files along with stupid-easy instructions thanks to an autorun.inf that takes care of everything from hotfixes to updating DirectX and IE, even restarting the box when it's done..all without bothering the user with confusing dialog boxes. It helps quite a bit when your family has dial-up and can't even get to Windows Update before Sasser or equivalent hoses their machine.

    But, then again, I've sent many times more Linux distro CD's to my friends.

  21. They've probably been doing it all along by Noose+For+A+Neck · · Score: 1
    Paying hush money to security researchers to keep their discoveries secret is hardly a new idea, and I'd be pretty surprised if M$ weren't already paying people off to keep security holes in IE and other examples of their crappy software secret.

    $5 million seems like a pittance, though, when you consider the market capitalization of a company like Micro$oft. If I were a security researcher who'd just discovered the next devastating remote hole in M$ software, I'd hold them hostage for millions, considering that I need the money and they do nothing but spread FUD about Linux and fund SCO. I'd punish them hard, then donate the proceeds to the FSF to keep Linux Free. I guess M$ will have to expand their payoff budget pretty soon, considering how terrible their security is.

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    1. Re:They've probably been doing it all along by NorthDude · · Score: 1

      Well, it is easy to brag here on slashdot, but I am pretty sure that if you were a security researcher who had just discovered the next remote hole in MS (not M$) software, you would just stfu and take the money to pay your bill, feed your childrens, buy a gift to your wife and finally just try to live a decent life like everyone else would. "I'd punish them hard, then donate the proceeds to the FSF to keep Linux Free.". Yeah right...

      I'm tired of people sounding like 14 years old teenagers around here...

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    2. Re:They've probably been doing it all along by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm tired of people sounding like 14 years old teenagers around here...

      and this from someone with the nick of "NorthDude"

  22. A grandmother can do it by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny
    ""so simple, even my grandmother could implement it."

    "(AP) Dateline August 12, 2008. National and international commerce was brought to a halt as the "SugarCookie" worm infected and seized up the installed base of Windows 2006 computers. An FBI task force was able to determine that the worm was written by someone's grandmother who thought she was entering a cookie recipe into her computer. She was quoted as saying 'I did not know that Windows was so insecure that you could bring down networks with accidentally-written worm programs'"

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    1. Re:A grandmother can do it by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Grandma's gotta stop getting her recipes from the Anarchist's Cookbook.

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  23. CD article by Seft · · Score: 2, Informative

    This really isn't a great way to do it. How about - install windows, turn on windows firewall, then install adaware, and keep patching regularly - I do this for lots of people and I never have a problem. The rich man's solution to this is to buy a router with a firewall - they really aren't that expensive, and let you use more than one computer on the line. As for Mozilla/Firefox being less suceptible to malware etc on a statistical basis, this is a no-brainer. People who would use an alternative browser also tend to be the type of people who patch their software.

    1. Re:CD article by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      The rich man's solution to this is to buy a router with a firewall - they really aren't that expensive, and let you use more than one computer on the line.

      huh?? SMC barricade -- $49.00 most anywhere. no config needed and it makes that pc pretty damned safe from the nasties on the net without any Virus protection or any patches installed at all.

      Yes, the Clueless Luser running the thing will muck it up within seconds but I demand that anyone I give pc advice to go and buy one of these before I help them. (if they have broadband of any kind)

      it solves 90% of the problems, makes it really easy to fix problems and is so dirt cheap that even the poorest computer user can get two of them if they have broadband.

      the rich man's solution is to buy an overpriced corperate firewall and waste gobs of money on the crap called firewall software to run on their pc.

      the absolute dirt poor computer kid can certianly get a free computer + a linux/firewal floppy distro and call the whole thing done in minutes.

      software firewalls need to be the absolute last solution short of "pull the plug and dont connect tot he internet... they are as worthless as the software "doublers" from the 90's.

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  24. Registry and update? Nah. by Weaselmancer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you're going to go after Windows employees, don't bother with the registry and update guys. Nail the guys who made ActiveX and Outlook.

    There ya go, I'm an informant now. When can I expect my check? =)

    Weaselmancer

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  25. Make Windows Open Source! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think it would benefit Microsoft and their developer community if they just would make Windows 2000 and XP Open Source. The dedicated, experienced, and loyal Open Source developer community would be able to enhance these operating systems to new levels.

    We would have embedded Ogg Vorbis support in Notepad, a visual tool for ipchains using Paint, and most importantly, a Mozilla plug-in for IE so that a user could run a browser within a browser which would be inherently more secure.

    Which is nice.

  26. The saddest thing about this... by d4rkmoon · · Score: 1

    Patching Windows... the worst part is that you have to use a custom CD (patched Windows) to fix the problem. Simple solution. Get a computer that isn't infected. Download the patches/fixes. Pull the network cord from the infected machine. Install the patches locally via media. Then clean the worm after the hole is patched. Beats having to reinstall a custom-patched Windows fresh install. OR.... install linux, and save the trouble.

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    1. Re:The saddest thing about this... by takitus · · Score: 1

      well if the people had installed the patches when they came out (blaster patch was about a month before the worm hit) then they wouldnt have to worry. after all that people still dont install patches. its their fault...

    2. Re:The saddest thing about this... by jonfelder · · Score: 1

      Or...

      1. Pull the network cord from infected machine.
      2. Clean worm from infected machine (trivial in most cases...i.e. kill process edit registry)
      3. Turn on firewall.
      4. Plug in cord.
      5. Download/install patches.
      6. As an added measure run an online virus checker like the one from trendmicro.

      Don't need to involve any other computers or media.

  27. Security Nightmare by m.h.2 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I'm sorry, but the security nightmare isn't Windows. It's the non-thinking morons who use Windows.

    1. Re:Security Nightmare by m.h.2 · · Score: 1

      OK, apparently my comment was misunderstood. I'm not saying(or implying) that Windows users are morons. What I mean is that the problems discussed in the article have less to do with the security of the Windows OS (and applications) than with the foolish behavior of its users. Most of the damage caused by worms and viruses today could be prevented by users who keep their OS and sofware up to date and exercise (reasonable) caution when browsing the web and reading email. So, I reiterate, Windows is not the Security Nightmare, it's users are.

    2. Re:Security Nightmare by ummit · · Score: 1

      By your argument, cars shouldn't need seat belts or air bags, since the real problem is just the morons who cause accidents, and all we have to do is educate them not to.

    3. Re:Security Nightmare by m.h.2 · · Score: 1

      Well, actually, if you _read_ my argument (not my original statement, my follow-up to it), you would have noticed that I said that the problems with Windows has *less* to do with the software, and more to do with the users. Turning your own reasoning around on you: Seat belts do no good if they're not used. Microsoft issues plenty of patches and there are plenty of free tools available to ensure that the systems running their software are up-to date. Clicking a few buttons is all it takes. The users don't need to be educated to not get into "accidents". They need to be educated to wear the "seatbelts" that are provided to them.

    4. Re:Security Nightmare by ummit · · Score: 1

      My point is that blaming the users for security problems, or looking to user education to solve security problems, has been amply shown not to work. If we want more secure systems, we're going to have to find approaches that don't rely on the user so much.

    5. Re:Security Nightmare by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      But windows will have more to do with it then the user. Your point is exceptionaly corect to a dregree. I don't understand why this was modded flaimbait.

      Anyways, if you look at the windows vulnerabilities itself, i wonder why it is so easy to create a virus that automates the proccess of taking advantage of them. Granted some flaws need human interoperability to work yet other will just function wile being conected to the internet and doing what the user has been comfortable and reliably doing for the last 2 years. you don't see this in linux or mac or other operating systems.

      I also don't buy into the "windows is more popular so more virus will be writen for it" "*nix" systems are far more powerfull (then standar windows desktops) and often control the mail gatways and other services the isp uses to deter the effects of windows virus activity. The windows knee jerk reaction to someone anoucing a flaw is when will the virus apear, when linux or mac releases information about a flaw the reaction is update and check the md5sum of the files being hosted. (most recently with the cvs holes)

      There is somthing fundementaly different in the windows security model that allows this to happen. maybe because it is peer reviiew and the code is more tight then in windows or somthign. I don't have the answer but microsoft is to blame just as much as those executing the updates emailed to them from microsoft. I pitty the day when longhorn is released and the internet browser is completly removed and andeverythign alse that is going to incorperate the internet into the filesystem and such. Promising the world and delivering a third world country is often what microsoft does. sure it seems better then the rest (and it might be) But smart bad guys will eventually see directly thru the defenses and start exploiting somethign right away. We have a pool going on here that is taking bets(just a local in office thing) of who c an guess the right time span in weeks before a virus is availible after the official release of not only windows xp SP2 but longhorn too. so far everone is staying unnder 4 months.

    6. Re:Security Nightmare by m.h.2 · · Score: 1

      OK, your point is well taken, however, I think that the answer lies more in the middle of both of these. Security adversely affects functionality. This is true in *any* domain, physical or ethereal. The original (and still primary) purpose for computers is to serve as a business tool. When security impedes performance or functionality, users tend to find ways to bypass that security. Again, I'm sure you can think of many non-computer instances here: people who don't set their car alarms because they go off erroneously; having one of those steering wheel clubs but not using it because it's a pain... If something causes inconvenience, it is set aside or discarded. Truly secure systems are an inconvenience to users, so having truly secure systems is *not* going to work in most instances. The way to infosec Nirvana is most likely through somewhat secure systems being used by *well* educated people.

      Thanks for your insights.

  28. updating mac os x is harder over dial-up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    considering there are 80MB and 100MB downloads...and apples download servers suck compared to microsofts.

    1. Re:updating mac os x is harder over dial-up by AnamanFan · · Score: 1

      But they are the complete patches, while the Windows patches have one milestone (SP1) and then a lot of other smaller patches that are hard to track down.

      As of right now, the OS X patches are just two installers from the initial 10.3.
      Combined 10.3.3 (67.6mb)
      Combined Secuirty update 2004-05-03 (3.7mb)

      That's 71.3mb total.

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    2. Re:updating mac os x is harder over dial-up by kidgenius · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that the Service Packs are friggin HUGE. Something like a couple hundred megabytes IIRC (it's been a while, i'm a linux guy)

    3. Re:updating mac os x is harder over dial-up by jchapman16 · · Score: 1

      My local Apple Store burned a CD for me containing all the updates to OS X and the Apple applications.

    4. Re:updating mac os x is harder over dial-up by yabos · · Score: 1

      I can always max out my 4Mbit DSL connection downloading from Apple, while sometimes with Microsoft, it goes extreamly slow(like when I wanted to update to DirectX 9b to play Call of Duty). Also, when first updating XP, there are about 30 or more updates to install, not including SP1, which far outweighs OS X.

    5. Re:updating mac os x is harder over dial-up by RatBastard · · Score: 1

      Windows 2K service Pack 4 is 129 megabytes.

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    6. Re:updating mac os x is harder over dial-up by EddWo · · Score: 1

      But whats the total download size to get up to date from 10.1? WindowsXP is a lot older than 10.3 you know. Is apple still providing free patches for 10.1?

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    7. Re:updating mac os x is harder over dial-up by nzkbuk · · Score: 1

      Have you ever tried to patch OSX. One of the options is to download the patch to apply later.

      Most windows updates require you to be connected to windowsupdate using IE. You can find the patches to apply offline, but it's alot harder to do.

  29. Learn from the biological world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It has become clear that "being infected" is not a boolean, it's more like a severity percentage which, like in the biological world, is never exactly zero. We need the biological solution: you can't hope to patch all the holes, so instead you write additional software to try to keep the severity of infection small.

  30. Update CDs for family by thewldisntenuff · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think the biggest problem in making an update cd or instructions on how to update their computer is not getting the right programs together - it's getting them to properly use and learn how to be on top of security issues.

    Case in point-
    I return home for the semester break, and my sister's pc is riddled with spyware, malware, you name it. The thing is no longer functional, so I had to format the hard drive, yadda yaddda yadda...I gave her a full lesson, and made sure she knew exactly what to do. Yet a month later, the computer was back in the crapper again...She stated that she lost all of the programs she liked when I fixed her computer-

    That's the problem...Unless I boot linux and pull the internet from the back of the machine, her pc will never be secure...No matter how many times you teach/tell someone about computers and online security, for most noobs or non-users, it just doesn't seem to click...

    As far as issues with Windows Update...Best bet is to download from someone else's high-speed pc. I had a similar incident with SoBIG and a reinstallation of XP.

    1. Re:Update CDs for family by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's the problem...Unless I boot linux and pull the internet from the back of the machine, her pc will never be secure...

      Why would booting to Linux be any more secure, for that user?
      She appears to be the problem, not the OS.

    2. Re:Update CDs for family by thewldisntenuff · · Score: 1

      I probably should have previewed that... :)

      When I said "linux", I meant Mozilla, something that is less likely for her to be able to have blah program install either a) without her knowledge or b) with her knowledge, but will probably not work anyway....

      Sorry bout not being clear on that

      -thewldisntenuff

    3. Re:Update CDs for family by yamla · · Score: 1

      I'm curious, were you able to find a web site anywhere that clearly explains these concepts to noobs? I'm having a very similar problem with my family and I'm looking for an end result somewhat better than yours.

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    4. Re:Update CDs for family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not unknown for spyware applications to install themselves through Mozilla / Firebird using XPI. The problem isn't as big as with IE as the user needs to hit 'yes' for confirmation, but with someone like that behind the keyboard it's foolish to assume that she won't just agree to every dialog box that pops up.

    5. Re:Update CDs for family by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1

      Provided that user doesnt have the root password, that user can not install malware.

    6. Re:Update CDs for family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would booting to Linux be any more secure, for that user?
      She appears to be the problem, not the OS.


      Well, you see - for that user, Linux will be utterly useless, thus she won't use it. A computer which isn't powered on is very secure.

    7. Re:Update CDs for family by deranged+unix+nut · · Score: 1

      Why do you blame the user? She explicitly said that she lost all of the programs that she likes...it is the fault of the person installing and configuring the computer.

      Either FULLY configure it, or don't complain when your user makes a mess trying to customize it to their needs.

    8. Re:Update CDs for family by quasimodal · · Score: 1

      Why would booting to Linux be any more secure, for that user?

      Maybe that there's not as much idiotware on Linux?

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    9. Re:Update CDs for family by mrchaotica · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You mean the programs she likes, such as the cute little purple gorilla that walks around on the screen, and RealPlayer, and all those screen savers and random assorted games that her friends emailed to her and that she downloaded from questionable sources?

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    10. Re:Update CDs for family by jschottm · · Score: 1

      ---
      Why do you blame the user? She explicitly said that she lost all of the programs that she likes...it is the fault of the person installing and configuring the computer.
      ---

      You haven't dealt much with teenage girls, have you? The programs that they seem to like are all malware infested pieces of junk that do some little cute thing. And then $FLAVOUR of file pirating^wsharing software, each with a load of crud attached to it.

    11. Re:Update CDs for family by lowe0 · · Score: 1

      If Linux becomes as popular as some hope, then idiotware is just going to follow the idiots onto it.

      If or when Linux makes it big, all it's going to buy us is a temporary rest while the malware authors catch up, and then we're all going to be right back on the same old treadmill. There's no escaping idiots, or those who would prey on them.

    12. Re:Update CDs for family by deranged+unix+nut · · Score: 1

      Sure - Find the equivalent that isn't crap-ware.

      I wouldn't try to do software development on my mother's computer because it doesn't have the tools that I need, and I wouldn't ask my accountant to use my lawyer's computer for the same reason.

      Computers should ENABLE people to do what they want. If you are configuring a new computer for someone, find out what THEY want and customize it for THEIR needs. Trying to prevent them from doing what they want just makes them hate you or their computer.

      Now, if they asked for spyware to be installed, I wouldn't install it, but I would explain the problem and help them find an alternative that did what they wanted.

    13. Re:Update CDs for family by deranged+unix+nut · · Score: 1

      No, I'll admit, the last time I delt with teenage girls was about 10 years ago when my sister was that age, and the internet wasn't mainsteam at that time.

      Might I suggest helping them find non-malware alternatives that do the cute little thing that they want and help them understand why that is a better choice?

      Heck, maybe you have a jackpot new market writing cutsie little apps for teenage girls that are guaranteed to not be malware.

      They have a task that they want to perform, you may think it is cutsie and stupid, but it is important to them. If you are configuring their computer, you should figure out how to make their system do what they want. That is the whole point behind the idea of a PERSONAL computer.

    14. Re:Update CDs for family by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      Simple: all those nasty apps don't run in Linux.

      --
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    15. Re:Update CDs for family by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      Sure - Find the equivalent that isn't crap-ware.

      Ironically, as I read this, Opera's rotating banner ad is displaying....that little purple asshat, Bonzi.
      Is there a non-crapware alternative? Doubtful. Add in WebShots, screensaver viruses, Real, mix in a gullible user, simmer for a few weeks, and no matter what the OS, unless they have *no* install rights, they will get it screwed up.

      And with no install rights on their own PC, they'll get pissed off in short order.

  31. i use windows by takitus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    and have a hardware firewall, run ie and outlook express and have never had a problem. it can almost always be chalked up to not knowing how to operate things properly. i have made similar cds that are all automated. i used to sell them around the time the blaster worm came out on the side of the streets outside best buy etc for $20 a piece. made a few grand off that. best buy was chargin $80 for the same thing that my cd did =). either way... windows is only as safe as you make it. the only thing required to keep viruses from getting in a windows box is running the patches, and even that isnt that necessary if you have a firewall. all of the rest of the viruses are contracted through user error. poo!

    1. Re:i use windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      " i used to sell them around the time the blaster worm came out on the side of the streets outside best buy etc for $20 a piece."

      See, that's the problem right there!

      People are willing to buy a 'security CD' from some guy on a street corner???

    2. Re:i use windows by Woogiemonger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A hardware firewall is practically a requirement these days if you use your computer for anything proprietary and sensitive, at least in the eyes of management. For both my jobs, I've gotten direct requests for me to secure my home computers with a router, but oddly, they wouldn't buy me one. Well, thanks to slickdeals.net, I finally managed to grab an 802.11b wireless router for ten bucks. Security problems solved.

    3. Re:i use windows by ForemastJack · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Quoth the parent:

      i used to sell them around the time the blaster worm came out on the side of the streets outside best buy etc for $20 a piece. made a few grand off that.

      I read that and nearly spit coffee on my keyboard. OK, let's assume that the parent poster is being 100% honest, that he made "a few grand" selling home-burned CDs outside Best Buy at $20 a pop. That's, conservatively, 100 CDs!

      In other words, at least one hundred people were perfectly willing to shell out money -- cash, presumably -- to some random guy in front of a store, then take this guy's CD home and blindly install whatever the hell he'd given them!

      Folks, talk all the shit about Microsoft that you want, but there's your security problem! If this guy is on the level, we've just had a prime lesson in the reason why Blaster, et al spread like typhoid.

      You know, don't you feel sorry for Microsoft, sometimes -- just a little bit? I mean, imagine you're a Microsoft engineer. You're hard-working. You really do try, given the massive user base you have to support and the cruft of legacy code you're stuck with. Reasonably fast patching for security holes, updates -- hell, they'll send you a damn CD of updates for free!

      And then you read something like this. And request an immediate transfer to the Office development group...working with Clippy would seem like a joy.

      And for all the linux advocates out there -- especially the zealots, the Stallman's Witnesses -- this is a cautionary tale. If and when linux starts to hit the desktops, you're going have this same problem. If 100 users are willing to take some guy's CDs and install them, no questions asked, they're not going to flinch when he says, "Oh, and it will prompt you for your administrator password. You'll need to enter that in order to make sure the system is scrubbed." Play out your own nightmare scenario, there. Linux is inherently more secure? Really?

      Social engineering-based cracking can't be stopped. Not by Windows, not by Linux.

    4. Re:i use windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, thanks to slickdeals.net, I finally managed to grab an 802.11b wireless router for ten bucks. Security problems solved.

      You bought a wireless router and security problems are solved, or are they just beginning? If your work was really concerned about security at home, I think having wireless is the last thing you want. But thats just me.

    5. Re:i use windows by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Social engineering-based cracking can't be stopped. Not by Windows, not by Linux.

      Well, it can be, but then we'd need one really secure computer that had its own automated defenses with orders to shoot any human that attempted to reprogram it and to not accept any remote connections or user I/O.

    6. Re:i use windows by cperciva · · Score: 1

      In other words, at least one hundred people were perfectly willing to shell out money -- cash, presumably -- to some random guy in front of a store, then take this guy's CD home and blindly install whatever the hell he'd given them!

      In other news, over 4000 people have blindly downloaded and installed binary security patches for FreeBSD. Looking at my access logs, I see a number of .gov.uk systems, a few .af.mil systems, dozens and dozens of web hosting companies... all of whom should know better than to install arbitrary binaries signed by someone they don't know.

      Now, there is one difference here: Very few people have paid me anything for FreeBSD Update. But as far as security goes... we've got our fair share of insufficiently paranoid system administrators.

    7. Re:i use windows by 0racle · · Score: 1

      Many "people who know" are just as stupid, the author of this article and my girl-friends brother included. How can I say this?

      I am careful with my systems, so at home I have a firewall, AV on my 2 Windows systems, I keep up to date with patches, both before and after I had broadband. I install and uninstall a lot of software on my XP system, which was 2000 before, and before that NT/98 dual boot. Never have I had to, or felt the need to format just to keep it running, thats what maintenance is for. Immediately you can classify anyone who says you have to reformat every so often as completely clueless.

      Second, the author here got blaster, so we know he didn't keep up to date with patches. Once again, numerous "people in the know" will tell you that WindowsUpdate is evil, and you should never ever update because it will screw up your system every time, these are often the same people that have to format to fix a sound card issue. The author might have also said WindowsUpdate was ad, i stopped reading when it became apparent he had no idea what he was talking about, but I know my girl friends brother tells that to everyone he works for, he has a few small support contracts, so you can imagine how busy he gets with every worm outbreak.

      So there are stupid people everywhere, but until people who think they know what there talking about really do, stupid things like blaster and idiots reformatting every 6 months because they think they have to to keep windows running will continue to exist and cause havoc.

      --
      "I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are."
    8. Re:i use windows by EvanED · · Score: 1

      This is probably good enough

    9. Re:i use windows by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      True. But bad system design is bad system design. I can do many more things to set up permissions on my Linux machine than I can under Windows in order to make the basic operations more secure. Linux isn't the cure for cancer, it's more like electronic penicillin in an age when most of the people are still trying to cast out evil spirits that show up randomly.

    10. Re:i use windows by takitus · · Score: 1

      yes.. i was gettin the gumption up to do it again when sasser came out, but I didnt have the time to compile the cd and this outbreak wasnt as bad. People are definitely willing to spend $20 instead of $80 for an easy blaster fix that will also autopatch the entire system in about 20 mins. also the wait at the store to have a computer fixed was like a day or 2. It was so bad at one point that there were 4 or 5 people standing there with their laptops installing the CD. punks tried to share though =(. however, I did have a little script to install a little backdoor on all their systems though =). lol j/k. its hard to find good help sometimes and when you can make it easy and cheap people will eat it up.

    11. Re:i use windows by kabocox · · Score: 1

      I was trying to make the point that social engineering-based cracking could be stopped by building the ultimate anti-social computer a.k.a. Marvin.

    12. Re:i use windows by Dalcius · · Score: 1

      Social engineering-based cracking can't be stopped. Not by Windows, not by Linux.

      Most people treat computers as appliances. What we need is an OS which is so tightly locked down and has integrated secure auto-updates if a network is available to serve as an applicance.

      If you're downloading applications and add-ons and managing your software, you are no longer an appliance user but a real user who should be responsible for maintaining your system at a basic level.

      I think most of the problem computers we have online are families with computers who use them for email, surfing, etc. If they do download stuff, it's mostly just program's they've heard about but never end up using.

      You don't get into a car and just drive. You actually go to a class. A computer is not just one tool but a gateway to an insane number of tools, many dangerous. If you're going to use a computer for more than an appliance, if you plan to utilize its functionality as a platform, then you're responsible for knowing a little about it. If not, a locked down box is for you.

      Cheers

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      ~Dalcius
      Rome wasn't burnt in a day.
    13. Re:i use windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      punks tried to share though =(.

      You need DRM!

    14. Re:i use windows by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      "That's, conservatively, 100 CDs!"

      Nope. Just one. He made $20 from the sale and $1980 selling the personal data gathered from the pwned system.

    15. Re:i use windows by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      Listing the parent post as Insightful is like listing a post that said "Humans breath air" is insightful.

      Most people probably thought he was an employee.

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      My Suburban burns less gasoline than your Prius.
    16. Re:i use windows by value_added · · Score: 1

      "In other words, at least one hundred people were perfectly willing to shell out money -- cash, presumably -- to some random guy in front of a store, then take this guy's CD home and blindly install whatever the hell he'd given them! ... Folks, talk all the shit about Microsoft that you want, but there's your security problem!"

      While that may seem like a fair comment, I think in reality it's overbroad and untrue for the same reasons internet users have for years been able to download warez, service packs and slipstreamed multi-OS ISOs, etc. from a binary newsgroups with almost 100% certainty that it doesn't contain malware, or similarly purchase counterfeit CDs with complete confidence. And, quite frankly, this isn't really that different than buying RedHat CDs off eBay.

      The "random" guy in a parking lot is quite simply a disinterested party, at least disinterested in the context of getting something he isn't entitled to. Commercial distributors of spyware, spammers, and script kiddies on the other hand, don't meet such a standard, and neither do the original makers of the software. Their interests can never be in line with those of the consumer, and thus involvement extends far beyond that of a $20 transaction with a stranger in a parking lot.

      Your point about the lack of education is, of course, quite true, and that the mixing of that ingnorance with gullibility I also agree is a real problem. Characterising the problems in terms of a "Don't trust strangers." is, however, a bit silly. It could be that the OP was full of sh*t and fabricated the story, but if it was true, I'd be inclined to believe that if someone was trying to sell something (custom-designed or otherwise) in direct competition with a major retail establishment, he would be someone worth talking to.

    17. Re:i use windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but the difference is that Linux users who manage to be that stupid will be treated with the freezing contempt they deserve.

  32. Its not a bug, its a feature! by xtermin8 · · Score: 0

    Whose side do you think Microsoft is on? The consumer's? Internet Explorer safegaurds web surfers the way the nicotene in cigarettes enhances flavor.

  33. Almost... by NickRuisi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is it just me or did the article seem like a near-FUD rant?

    1. Re:Almost... by Malc · · Score: 1

      "near-FUD"? I thought it was FUD. No more than a childish misinformed rant.

  34. A Different Perspective . . . by pariahdecss · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about creating a CD to make the internet safe from Windows XP
    Maybe something that strips out the entire TCP/IP stack - a castration of sorts for the good of all mankind

    My name is Bill and I pronounce Windows -- WeenDOHS

  35. Questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will I be able to run my extensive library of software after I install it? And will my new network card work as well?

    Thanks in advance.

  36. Linux/Windows not secure - News at 11. by MikeHunt69 · · Score: 1
    Windows, Linux, MacOS. 100% guaranteed that all have exploits.

    We just haven't found them all yet.

    Seriously, is this news?

    1. Re:Linux/Windows not secure - News at 11. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in general agreement with the "this is news?"...but seriously, I don't think "all software has bugs" is an adequate description of reality. Yes, Linux, Windows, and Macs all have security vulnerabilities. On two of those platforms, the vulnerabilities are usually minor probalems with third-party software that most machines don't use anyway. With one of those platforms, the bugs are fixed very quickly after they are found. So at anything but the most superficial level, there's a world of difference between all three platforms security-wise. But yes, they all have vulnerabilities. Windows is distinguished by frequent crippling vulnerabilities that go unpatched for months. But that's not news.

    2. Re:Linux/Windows not secure - News at 11. by Auckerman · · Score: 1

      "Windows, Linux, MacOS. 100% guaranteed that all have exploits.

      We just haven't found them all yet.

      Seriously, is this news?"


      No, it's not. The news is that in all Operating Systems other than Microsoft Windows, the exploits are in services that are off by default and in a clear majority of cases remain off during the life time of the computer. If they are on the user is at least on some level aware of this fact, because they turned it on themselves.

      It's a big difference. There is zero reason that an OS to have servers on by default. If that OS does have a server on by default, the vender should be damn sure that server has a near zero chance for exploits. That simple. If Microsoft were truely serious about security, it would take the following steps.

      1. Turn off all servers by default
      2. Create true users on the kernel level. This will allow any server that needs to be turned on to not be run at the root level.
      3. Get rid of/repair Active-X. Which ever is easier is fine.
      4. Make it 100% impossible to have a website to try to install anything.

      As far as I can see, number 1 is VERY easy to do for MS and will quickly help a LOT of people. The rest of them wouldn't take that long.

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  37. Install patches right from the installer by ohad_l · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's what Mandrake Linux, for example, does (I'm sure many other *nix distributions do as well). Once installation is finished, a small component goes online and downloads all important patches which were made available since the CD it's sitting on was burnt. This makes sense to me from a security standpoint - it should be far easier to secure a single program with independent network code, than a fully up-and-running system.

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    1. Re:Install patches right from the installer by tekiegreg · · Score: 1

      Great idea, only problem being is that these worms (such as Blaster, Sasser, et al) get you before the updates are installed (and RIGHT after the OS is installed), all that is really required is an Internet connection.

      The best way to do this would be a very limited Internet connection install at first run that would only accept incoming/outgoing from windowsupdate.microsoft.com until the latest patches are applied would work better instead.

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      ...in bed
  38. Whether you are offended by 2names · · Score: 4, Insightful
    or not is immaterial. The simple fact is that as one ages, one loses touch with new technology and advancements for many reasons, most of which have nothing to do with a person's abilities or intelligence. Mostly, people just stop caring about the latest gizmo and care more about things that are really important like family.

    But, if you don't believe me try this little test:

    Take an iPOD, a Laptop with a wireless card in it, and a wireless access point to a retirement home. Place them on a table right next to an Internet connection of any kind. Now ask if any of the residents can get a song from the iTunes store onto the iPOD.

    I'll put dollars to doughnuts you won't find a single resident who can do it. Not because they aren't capable of learning how, but because they really just don't care about that kind of thing anymore.

    $.02

    --
    "I'm just here to regulate funkiness."
    1. Re:Whether you are offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      pretty soon the saying will go doughnuts to dollars...

    2. Re:Whether you are offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know lots teenagers to thirty somethings that could care less about iPods and wifi and wouldn't have a f***ing clue either!

    3. Re:Whether you are offended by captainClassLoader · · Score: 4, Interesting

      2names comments:

      "Now ask if any of the residents can get a song from the iTunes store onto the iPOD.

      I'll put dollars to doughnuts you won't find a single resident who can do it. Not because they aren't capable of learning how, but because they really just don't care about that kind of thing anymore."


      Then again, you might be surprised. I once did a benefit ambient gig at a retirement home, and then wound up giving a seminar on my set-up after the gig, as a pile of people crowded around my gear to ask me how I got all those sounds. My impression was that this retirement home was a pretty boring place, and a guy showing up with a bunch of synths to crank out strange quiet downtempo stuff sorta made their day...

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      "The plural of anecdote is not data" -- Bruce Schneier
    4. Re:Whether you are offended by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Yep... some bored seniors on the are as active as bored kids.

    5. Re:Whether you are offended by bloxnet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ridiculous.

      My grandparents are in their 80s...and you are probably right, but the generation(s) in their 50s-60s are more likely to have been exposed to technology and it's increasing role in our day to day lives to completely invalidate your theory.

      Even more so, each year that passes you will have more grandparents who are moderately tech saavy...it's not in anyway a question of age, but experience. There are still quite a few people in their 20s, 30s, etc who would also not be able to pass your IPOD+ITunes test, because (brace yourself for the shock), they don't drool over tech items like the majority of slashdot readers do.

      It's just depressing to see that the rampant ageism that is applied to older people is still going strong in the tech industry...and does not seem to show signs of stopping.

      The original poster was offended because she was both a grandparent and a woman into technology, and admittedly, she is a rarity even now....but the real point is that the more time passes, it's more and more possible that this will not be an exception to the standard. And in the spirit of fairness, she was kind of silly to be up in arms about it anyhow...although her point *was* and *is* valid.

    6. Re:Whether you are offended by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      One question do they have medical X at retirement homes? That could well be the coolest thing I've heard this week.

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    7. Re:Whether you are offended by mikehunt · · Score: 1

      Beautifully put!

    8. Re:Whether you are offended by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 4, Funny

      Take an iPOD, a Laptop with a wireless card in it, and a wireless access point to a retirement home. Place them on a table right next to an Internet connection of any kind. Now ask if any of the residents can get a song from the iTunes store onto the iPOD.

      On the other hand, if you tell them that they can use it to download pictures of their grandkids, they'll probably have it up and running faster than a 19 year old nerd could :).

      Peace be with you,
      -jimbo

    9. Re:Whether you are offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your statement in no way mitigates the gp's point.

    10. Re:Whether you are offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said. It also makes me wonder how many /.'ers can do things like knit a sweater or fix a leak in the roof. Probably a similar (although not the same) ratio of "grandparents" who can work with technology well. Like you said, it's to do with generations and what they were exposed to growing up.

    11. Re:Whether you are offended by RogerWilco · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My favorite writer Isaac Asimov, has said that he considered the problem that when people leave school/education very ofte they are not required to learn much anymore. He said that if you keep learning all your life that you can still do it at a higher age (like he did being a SF writer, and techology column writer well after being 75+)
      I endeavour to follow his example and keep learning all my life, to keep the "learning muscles" flexible. I'd like to think i'll be able to use the mobile phones of 2060, if I live that long.
      Anf I think I know a few people 70+ that would pass your test.

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      RogerWilco the Adventurous Janitor
    12. Re:Whether you are offended by DrVomact · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Obviously, this poster is at the age where everyone over 28 seems ancient to him. I'm in my mid-fifties (well, the downhill side, if you must know), and I've been working in the computer industry for over 25 years. Yeah, I used to program abacuses in machine language, and walked to work through miles of shoulder-high snowdrifts. I also started back when you could talk your way into a programming job with a liberal arts degree, because there weren't many people around who had a CS degree. I never got used to having stuff spoon-fed to me--I always figured you just have to go out and teach yourself what you need to know.

      Believe me, there are still plenty of gadgets out there that I want, and I'm learning lots of new techie stuff every week. Some of it even has to do with work. I just got over a forced career realignment when I was riffed by one company and had to find a way to use my computer skills for a totally different type of company and environment. Let's see you roll with those punches, whippersnapper! You'd give up and go back to pharmacy school.

      Of course, the people you would find in a nursing home now are in their eighties or nineties, and they missed out on the big computer wave. And people that age normally aren't that interested in acquiring new skills. But that's not true of everybody who's that age, of course. Just like it's not true that everyone under 25 is a rude twit.

      As for the iPod, heck you're right--I couldn't care less. The stuff iTunes sells I wouldn't buy at a penny a song. I hate modern music--if it was composed less than 200 years ago, it's crap. Well, except for 50s and 60s rock, of course...

      Insightful?

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    13. Re:Whether you are offended by shaitand · · Score: 1

      To some degree. You won't find many grandparents who will claim they learn as fast as they used to.

      Although I believe the human race is evolving (more and more rapidly with each generation, coupled with an increased accumulated knowledgebase and availability of information) and that the eldest of each generation will be more up on current events than the previous generation I doubt the general rule will change.

      The general rule is quite simple, the older you are the more accumlated knowledge you have. Subject to illnesses more likely to affect the elderly, they are not any less adept at using that knowledge or reasoning. But hand in hand, as you age you learn new information more slowly than you used to. A 60yr old who learns as fast as a 20yr old likely learned MUCH faster than that 20yr old does when THEY were 20yrs old. This scales, a 15yr old doesn't absorb information as fast a 3yr old, not nearly as fast.

      Accumulated base knowledge is important in technology without a doubt. But the most important thing in technology is learning fast. By the time the 20-25yr olds of today are 60, what we are learning now won't be new anymore, it won't be the latest and greatest of tech any longer. Some learn fast enough now, that they'll be able to keep up then but if you find that technology moves fast now, your probably not one of them.

      What is tech today, won't be tech tomorrow. The younger slashdotters today will be the equivelent of hams radio operators tommorow. There are still suprises now and then out of ham and radio technology, but not really. Radio is old, it's not new tech anymore. Some are adapting (largely the younger hams who don't mind learning new things) and merging the new concepts of computers and internet with the old concepts of radio.

      So when we are all grandpas and grandmas, we'll likely be tech savvy still by todays standards but it's doubtful most of us will by the younger generations of the day's standards.

      All just my 2 cents of course. Show me a grandmother who isn't amazed at the way her grandchild's (non-damaged in any fashion) mind absorbs new things and I'll yield the point :)

      Show me a grandmother who doesn't have more experience and built up knowledge in general than the grandchild I'll yield the other point ;)

    14. Re:Whether you are offended by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      I remember reading Isaac's words, and thinking it one of the most profound things I'd ever heard. Lately I've been reading a lot of old F&SF magazines I found that contain his columns, and it's amazing how insightful he was, especially into people.

      Reminds me of the old saying "One learns something new every day" - and the caveat to that I read somewhere once (don't remember who wrote it) "But only if you keep your mind open to the possibility that you can still learn."

      SB

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    15. Re:Whether you are offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a pile of people crowded around my gear to ask me how I got all those sounds.

      never had a crowd of people around my 'gear' before. ......yours makes sounds???

    16. Re:Whether you are offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This wasn't a troll. Mods, mod up please.

      Thanks

    17. Re:Whether you are offended by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      Take an iPOD, a Laptop with a wireless card in it, and a wireless access point to a retirement home......I'll put dollars to doughnuts you won't find a single resident who can do it. Not because they aren't capable of learning how, but because they really just don't care about that kind of thing anymore.

      Or maybe it is because they can't hear anymore so what would be the point?

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    18. Re:Whether you are offended by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      I think you missed his point. The fact that you work in the computer industry means you're probably more predisposed to be "into" this sort of stuff whereas someone else your age who worked in a completely different industry may never have been into it in the first place and now cares even less and non-IT people make up the vast majority of population. Even even with those in IT such as myself (35 yrs old , unix C++ programmer) find that as we get old er we care less. When I was 25 I was into all the gadgets and read all the gadget mags. Now I really don't care anymore. I do my job , go home and then forget all about techy stuff. Sorry mate , but thats the way it is , you're an exception to the rule.

  39. Flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This article is the biggest piece of flamebait. Ever. It even tops some of the slashdot comments.

    If the article had made an indepth study of the patching issues and what can be done about then, that'd have been great and we'd have learnt something new. Instead, he just goes on about how he was so stupid so as to not use his computer properly.

    Windows registry is something that people love to rant about, but good grief, its a few megabytes (or hundreds) out of your multi-gigabyte system. Live with it. Don't worry about cleaning up your registry because you're never supposed to know it exists.

    What's more - I can almost GUARANTEE that this guy was running everything as Admin. That is akin to running everything as root on linux. Wonderful. Now try writing an article about how you run everything as root on linux and you have security issues.

    1. Re:Flamebait by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      A few contentions, if I may:
      a) You have to be admin to apply patches, download them, etc. I haven't seen a windows equivalent of "su" or anything that temporarily elevates priveliges
      b) The Windows registry is a single point of failure. Many (most?) applications die if the registry is corrupted at all. Haven't we learned that being monolithic just creates a keystone?
      c) I can't get anything useful done under Windows unless I'm running as Admin. Many programs just don't understand not running as Admin, or even multiple users for that matter. Fault the 3rd party developer, but this is the effect that it is causing, making people run as root/admin.
      Damn Windows apologists...

  40. Re:Can I be your friend? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're such a generous-hearted sweetheart.
    Hugs and Kisses, your friends and family
    XXX OOO

  41. this is just a good example of... by mgoodman · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...why stupid people shouldnt use computers.

    Just because its made by microsoft, that doesn't mean an idiot should administer it. It certainly doesn't mean its going to be secure and stable out of the box.

    The huge divide between Unix/Linux and Windows is that Unix/Linux forces you to know what you're doing when you install something on your computer. Windows assumes the opposite.

    However, if you do know what you're doing with Windows, problems of this nature are not really problematic. Fixing Windows without reinstalling is easy for competent administrators. Jeez, I can get around in Windows without a mouse and without explorer.exe.

    Here's a hint guys: if something breaks on Windows -- don't install a program to fix your computer. It will break it further. Don't install registry cleaners -- they suck. Slick your system, ghost your system, take registry snapshots now and then. Don't install third party software on production machines without testing on crap boxes first. Do know your system in and out.

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    1. Re:this is just a good example of... by Timesprout · · Score: 1

      Well said. Its seriously annoying to read the MS sucks rantings of someone who clearly does not know what they are doing. Managing a system, even if it made by MS still required some knowledge and intelligence.

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    2. Re:this is just a good example of... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      The problem is that Windows is used by lots of people who are amazed that the Internet is in their phone line and who think that nothing can happen to their system because the text on the box says "the most secure Windows ever".
      Microsoft is aiming at the "I don't wanna administriate, I just wanna do Word/play Quake" audience. People who run everything with full admin rights for the sake of simplicity/ease-of-use. Heck, I did that.
      When you cater to those who couldn't run (or even install) a firewall to save their life, you should use the most strict security settings available by default so they don't get hurt when they connect to the security wasteland that is the Internet. If they moan and bitch and have to change the settings in order to work properly - fine! Then they spend some time with their system! You can always add a booklet "how to adjust our paranoid security settings".

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    3. Re:this is just a good example of... by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Actually, Microsoft should be accountable for selling inappropriate products to people.

      Consider what would happen if a "safe gun" was sold to the public only to find it has five triggers and one of them could be pulled by the target resulting in the owner being killed?

      There was a time when the doorway to the "cyber world" (do we still call it that?) was locked with a combination that required a certain amount of knowledge to open. That lock no longer exists for Microsoft OS users... (I guess that's a compliment to Microsoft at a certain level)

      Microsoft isn't taking responsibility for the power they given their users. (Does a EULA really indemnify them for this?) It's a consumer product and should be subject to the expectations that consumers have of their products. In some cases law is in place that product recalls are required. I think Microsoft should be required to issue public recall notices for their products. This would mean snail-mailing their registered users notification of problems with their products and what they should do about it.

      I don't think that goes far enough, however... I think they should be required to buy air-time to tell people via TV and radio too... in truth, I don't know what the whole set of solutions to the problem would be, but people are stupid and there's no way to change that. The product maker should ensure that it is safe to use and in the event it is determined to be unsafe, issue a recall in a way that is public enough to reach at least 90% of all affected users.

    4. Re:this is just a good example of... by LoocSiMit · · Score: 1
      The huge divide between Unix/Linux and Windows is that Unix/Linux forces you to know what you're doing when you install something on your computer.

      apt-get install bind

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    5. Re:this is just a good example of... by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1

      I've been thinking about getting Ghost or something like it for the next time I have to re-install. Do you know of any other free drive imaging programs? In particular, I would prefer not to pay $80 or whatever for Ghost.

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    6. Re:this is just a good example of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have this slackware disc from about the same time winxp came out. Do you think I could get away with installing it and not getting rooted before I get it patched? I would like to see you try it.

      This is the EXACT same thing everyone here is ranting about. 'But you can get a newer version.' I would like to ask how now that my computer is rooted and acting nice and flakey?

      Linux/unix/wizzy os here, does not answer this problem. Blaming MS for this problem is like telling the rape victim they shouldn't have been wearing makeup. It has always existed. It is just getting worse the further out the next ver of NT is. If Linux becomes the dominant OS you will still have the SAME EXACT problem. People with out of date machines on the net. It took me a year to teach my parents WHY they need to run windows update. Once they learned I was surprised to find 0 trojans/viri/spyware on their computer this time. People can learn. Its just takes more time with some than others.

      One of the best things I have seen lately is broadband companies are giving people NAT routers. This knocks out 90% of this crap. The problem most people do not see is that an open port will be attacked and hacked soon. Regardless of the box type.

      The last time I updated my linux box I was actually shocked at how easy it was. The time I did it before was a nightmare. Swaret ROCKS! I am not stupid. I can handle 'complex' things. But guess what I am also LAZZZZZZZZZY. I do not want to have to click 500 things to get 1 thing done. A programmer I used to work with taught me 1 thing. Computers can do the same thing over and over and over just show them how. He was the most productive person I knew. Because he automated everything he did, click done. While the rest of us shlups was doing the 500 clicks again. That way if it needed to be done again it was easy. Ease of use rocks. Try it sometime youll never look back.

      As for that sticker on that windows. When it came out it was true. Is it still true? Probably not. At the time it was a no brainer to upgrade. The 9x series was THAT flakey. SP2 should take care of many of the 'secure by default' things your talking about. *IF* it does not ill take it back :)

    7. Re:this is just a good example of... by mgoodman · · Score: 1

      You put it succintly -- I love it when people prove my point when rebutting me.

      A normal user wouldn't know the command apt-get, unless they were taught how to use it.

      Nor would they know what bind is.

      Nor would they know how to update their apt sources to install 3rd party programs that were not included with their most recently downloaded debian CD (woody!!!).

      Even people that are familiar with Linux/Unix, but not Debian may have a slight learning curve getting used to apt-get, as opposed to something like rpm or setld. And don't get me started on emerge.

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    8. Re:this is just a good example of... by mgoodman · · Score: 1

      Also, PowerQuest (the makers of partition magic) also have their own Ghost-like tool, Drive Image. They were recently purchased by Symantec and I believe their product is $70 as opposed to $80. I'd just assume go with Ghost though.

      Well, it is a bit harder, but you could literally dd to another drive as backup (or split it across multiple CDs). That is free.

      Also, just a quick search on google and freshmeat.net reveals some interesting projects, such as g4u, diskdupe, Ghost for Linux, and Paragon. I haven't tried any of those tools, though. I just stick with Ghost or dd.

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    9. Re:this is just a good example of... by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the recommendation. I did some research into the open source stuff. The problem with many of them (well I shouldn't say problem--it's just a usage difference that won't do what I need) is that they are generally programs that need to be installed on a Linux system. I want this to use on a Windows machine that does not have Linux on it at all. That is the case with g4u. dd has the same issue, but even that is not a very good solution since it is also copying unused areas of the hard drive instead of the files. I think partimage will do what I want, and I found a way to run it without having Linux installed. This is a good bootable rescue CD that has GNU Parted, QtParted, Partimage, Sfdisk, and some other things on it. That should let me back up that Windows partition without having Linux there.

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  42. What a bozo! by gregarican · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I can empathize with the author's issues and gripes, but a bit of enduser education could have prevented a decent amount of them. Here's a good document on how to survive your first day with Windows XP.

    The author's slanted raving is over the top. I could just as easily read about some Linux newbie's nightmare experience trying to get all of his hardware to work or how they had to rebuild the kernel after applying some new module to their system.

    My main gripe with how things are is that all new PC's should be delivered fully patched as of their configuration date. And since Microsoft has switched to their license subscription model they should ship out CD's to all licensed customers with all rollup security packs available. Just like a TechNet subscription operates for previewing beta products. I don't mean a user calls into Microsoft to request a CD. It's their place to send them out. Just like an auto company would mail out recall notices.

  43. Thoughts on this unmitigated rant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Then I made the mistake of installing VMWare 30 day demo on my system. As soon as I booted Linux under it as a guest OS, the the sound card went bonkers, and started producing high pitched screeching sounds. I tried reboots which...."

    What does this have to do with security?

    "Finally, I had the bright idea of downloading a registry cleaner to fix things. The product I downloaded turned out to be some pathetic crippleware, and I uninstalled it. "

    Did the author get this software from a link that said "Your computers registry may be broadcasting an IP Address! Click here!" ?

    I've installed "clean" installs hundreds of times and managed to run windows update long before the worms had any chance to try to intrude. I've even done this on campus networks and cable modem networks which are notorious for harboring worms. I can't believe the complete INEPTITUDE of the author to do this.

    "Worms and viruses are so stunningly effective on Windows only because Windows provides some atrocious functionality which makes it easy for worms to strike."

    That's why you lock down windows so your users can't run custom software at STARTUP. There are several places (registry, win.ini, startup group) that can easily be restricted. By default they're not restricted because Aunt Tillie doesn't know how or want to log on to the administrator account to install software.

    Perhaps, since he's posting on a tech-savvy site, he should be a little more tech-savvy?

  44. Couple points here... by pointbeing · · Score: 2, Insightful
    After reading the article it's kinda clear to me the author isn't a Windows user ;-)

    If the registry or the filesystem gets bloated because of malfunctioning application uninstallers, how is that MS' fault? Blame the nitwits who wrote the malfunctioning application.

    Every OS has security patches available - if lack of patch has been exploited that exploit would apply to *any* OS - not just to Windows. If someone decided to write malware for Linux an unpatched machine would be just as vulnerable. Windows is a big target.

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    1. Re:Couple points here... by maximilln · · Score: 3, Interesting

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      If the registry or the filesystem gets bloated because of malfunctioning application uninstallers, how is that MS' fault?
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      The registry was a bad idea from the start. The registry may have been designed and implemented for storage of specific useful information which would contribute to interoperability between applications but it doesn't take a brain surgeon to look ahead and see that every screen saver, toolbar, and "neat app" author would start filling the registry full of excess junk keys that mean nothing to the rest of the system. Additionally there are more than a few ways to hijack .dlls using the registry, Back Orifice, Sub7, and NetBus come to mind.

      That is why I blame MS for the registry. It would be a good idea if the user was consulted for every new key added. That can't be done because the user can't be bothered. Unfettered, unrestricted application access to a housekeeping system with as much clout as the registry should plain not be possible. Since it's impossible to secure the registry the registry never should have been implemented.

      KDE and Gnome are following the same path to h-e-double-toothpicks.

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    2. Re:Couple points here... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Since when does KDE have a registry? It has the same as every other Linux app that needs a registry like settings saving scheme... it has .kde in the home directory, and settings under the individual applications. But if you screw up anything (or an errant program breaks something, whatever), you can always just delete the .kde directory, and your system will just reconfigure itself. Try that with the Windows registry.
      The Linux system is more robust and secure than the registry will ever be. The Gnome registry... ehh. I have the same issues with it as I do with the Windows one. At least it's also fault-tolerant.

    3. Re:Couple points here... by maximilln · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I'm looking ahead...

      How long before every screen saver, icon set, and "neat app" writer starts dropping junk in .kde? or .gconfd? KDE and Gnome both favor moving towards interoperable application information sharing because it makes things easier for the end users. Both desktop environments are developing not only to advance the functionality of Linux but also the the useability and featurability of Linux. .kde isn't like a . directory for a typical app because KDE is the operating environment. I cringe when I look at my Debian system logs and see references to gconf and that gconfd-2 process that sits in my ps just screams to me "I'm waiting to be exploited, somehow, some way, by someone, maybe in the future, maybe when I have more functionality, but I'm here and I'm going to compromise your system!" I don't see how KDE is immune to this. As KDE grows it'll incorporate the same thing in one form or another.

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    4. Re:Couple points here... by pointbeing · · Score: 1
      Unfettered, unrestricted application access to a housekeeping system with as much clout as the registry should plain not be possible. Since it's impossible to secure the registry the registry never should have been implemented.

      This isn't exactly true - we can still blame programmers ;-)

      Installers run in the user context - unless they follow Win2k/WinXP logo guidelines or programmers use shortcuts and force the application to run in the system context. Under NT/2k/XP, plain old users cannot write to the registry, Power Users can change keys but not create them (there is no Power User group in XP Home) and administrators can add and change keys as required.

      Having done large-scale deployments of Windows 2000 (and gearing up for Windows XP) the permissions issue can be a real problem - for which a common solution is to make all users administrators - so it's not MS breaking the security model here.

      In our own deployments, much as we'd like to make users just plain users, there are too many applications that flat refuse to run properly in the plain old user context - one that comes to mind is Netscape 4.x - which will throw an error every time it tries to write to the user's profile in the registry and finds it doesn't have permission.

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    5. Re:Couple points here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So look ahead to a future that this doesn't happen in.

      Easy.

    6. Re:Couple points here... by omicronish · · Score: 1

      That is why I blame MS for the registry. It would be a good idea if the user was consulted for every new key added. That can't be done because the user can't be bothered. Unfettered, unrestricted application access to a housekeeping system with as much clout as the registry should plain not be possible. Since it's impossible to secure the registry the registry never should have been implemented.

      Actually, the registry can be secured. You can apply permissions to it just like you can with NTFS (Windows NT's file system). This lets you do stuff such as making the entire HKLM tree read-only to normal users and writable by only the system or Administrators, which I think this is the default setting. The only problem is that HKCU, the user-specific tree, is writable by the user, so programs can possibly insert themselves into the Run key to autostart, but again, you can probably deny yourself write permission to sensitive areas of the registry.

      This also isn't dissimilar to security on Linux. AFAIK, you have complete read-write access to your home directory, and it's plausible a program could modify shell startup scripts to automatically start a program.

      Of course, there are poorly-designed programs that insist on write permissions for HKLM, but then it's the program's fault, not Windows or the registry's fault.

    7. Re:Couple points here... by DrPizza · · Score: 1
      The registry was a bad idea from the start.

      Hierarchical strongly typed securable storage is not a bad idea.

      The registry may have been designed and implemented for storage of specific useful information which would contribute to interoperability between applications but it doesn't take a brain surgeon to look ahead and see that every screen saver, toolbar, and "neat app" author would start filling the registry full of excess junk keys that mean nothing to the rest of the system.

      So? It's not meant to. If it's under HKLM\VendorName\AppName\ then it's not *meant* to be meaningful to other applications. One would have thought that the fact that it's in a location private to the application would have made that obvious.

      Additionally there are more than a few ways to hijack .dlls using the registry, Back Orifice, Sub7, and NetBus come to mind.

      This functionality is not anything provided by the registry (it may be stored there, but the functionality would remain the same if it were stored in a text file, no?); it's ignorant in the extreme to blame the registry for this kind of thing. It's not even clear that it's a bad thing; it seems to me that it's a feature that can be used for good or bad purposes. Much like other features, such as "running software". "The registry" has no functionality of its own; it's just a database.

      That is why I blame MS for the registry. It would be a good idea if the user was consulted for every new key added. That can't be done because the user can't be bothered.

      That would render it useless.

      Unfettered, unrestricted application access to a housekeeping system with as much clout as the registry should plain not be possible.

      It has no "clout", and access is neither unfettered nor unrestricted. Registry keys are securable objects. Since it's impossible to secure the registry the registry never should have been implemented.

      It's as securable as anything else; registry keys have ACLs, so one can restrict the operations performed on them.

      No doubt you'll bleat "oh, but since everyone in Windows uses Administrator that doesn't help". This is wrong on two counts; (1) not everyone uses Administrator (2) it doesn't help, but it doesn't help if they're a regular user either. Why doesn't it help? Because as a regular user (just as with regular users on Linux or OS X) they can destroy their own data; they can run malicious programs when they log in; they can send viral e-mails; they can run spyware. None of these things are privileged operations (and nor should they be). Permissions don't help in mostly single-user client computers. They can only protect pointless things such as the system's files. But you don't need them protected. You've already got them on the installation CD. They're not the things you've invested hundreds of hours in creating.

  45. Re:Ignoring the root cause and fighting the sympto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Figuring out ideologies is a waste of time. During World War II, we didn't pick apart Nazism and Fascism, we left that for the endless documentaries on the History Channel. This is a war of cultures and should be handled like wars should be handled - brutally, or more precisely, Curtis LeMay style. The German and Japanese got really sick of war IIRC and have put it on the bottom of their priority list ever since. Sanatizing war and making guesses as to their Weltanshauung is best left for increasing tensions and threats of global annihilation back to cold war levels.

  46. Custom CD: "Sysprep", Slipstreamed service packs by Zerbey · · Score: 3, Informative

    I skimmed through the article, which didn't have many technical details. Here's what we do at work:

    You can integrate the service pack into the setup (which will be especially useful when SP2 arrives) so that it's installed at the same time. This works with Windows 2000 and up.

    You can then use Sysprep (brief introduction) to automatically deploy the latest patches the first time the machine boots.

    Here's a nice article on how to burn the result to a bootable CD.

    It's a bit of work, and requires constant maintenance but it saves a lot of headaches in the long run.

    An easier method, if you have a lot of machines with identical specs. Build a template machine with the OS installed, adding all the service packs, patches, etc. Use software like Ghost to make an image for deploying to multiple machines.

    Who says the stuff you learn on an MCSE isn't useful? :-)

  47. Teddy Bears of Doom and Windows networking by Halvard · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's what the "Teddy Bears of Doom" are/were all about. They were the people that beat up the programmers for buggy code. They were immortalized as one of the four random faces in the Windows 3.1 Easter Egg (I believe Gates, Ballmer, I forget but I think it was the project manager who left after 1 year cycling sabatical, and the Teddy Bear).

  48. Why worry about Windows? by Rupan · · Score: 1

    All /. readers know that Windows is insecure, possibly by design. Why, then, are people surprised when a Windows box can't stay up long enough to get patched? If these people are smart enough to install Windows, they should be smart enough to have the various service packs' network install somewhere close at hand.

    E.g.:
    Windows XP Service Pack 1a
    http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/pro/downloa ds/s ervicepacks/sp1/network.asp

    Further, anyone who puts a Windows box (patched or not) on a direct internet connection is insane. Buy a router or (if you have the knowledge) secure a Linux/*BSD box and route your net through it with NAT.

    Is that so hard?

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  49. Service Pack 2? by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

    The download was small less than 1MB, but as soon as I tried running it I learned that it requires at least service pack 2 to install, which I didn't have.

    Did anyone else notice that little tidbit? Isn't that the same SP2 that's scheduled for release this summer?

    1. Re:Service Pack 2? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "Isn't that the same SP2 that's scheduled for release this summer?"

      Nope, he's actually trying to patch Windows 2000, currently at SP4, although judging by the rest of the article - and the half-baked conclusions - I wouldn't be surprised if he had no idea what he was talking about.

    2. Re:Service Pack 2? by Alan+Shutko · · Score: 1

      You missed that he's running Windoes 2000 Professional, not XP. Service pack 2 for that was released May, 2001.

    3. Re:Service Pack 2? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, this is one thing I like about Apple - its products tend to be more logically named.
      "Windows 2000 SP4", which of course is not a descendant of Windows 98.... versus "Mac OS 10.2.8" or "Mac OS 10.3.3".... it just makes more sense to me.

      Feel free to ignore me :)

    4. Re:Service Pack 2? by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      You missed that he's running Windoes 2000 Professional, not XP. Service pack 2 for that was released May, 2001.

      Yes, yes I did.
      Move along. Nothing to see here.

  50. Re:Ignoring the root cause and fighting the sympto by takitus · · Score: 2, Informative

    umm... as far as i know the reason microsoft took the course of action they had been taking up until SP2 is so that a lot of the older poorly written software would work on XP. they have since changed their direction and SP2 fixes alot of serious issues as well as renders some of the older crappy progs written for windows inoperable.

  51. Imaging CD by smatt-man · · Score: 1

    In the days of Windows 98, you could put a Ghost image of your system on a bootable cd and just re-image every few months. I don't think you could fit an XP installation on 1 CD, DVD probably would work. That way all your driver's and apps could be already installed.

    I don't get any worms on my Linux system... strange...

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    1. Re:Imaging CD by radish · · Score: 1

      I don't know how big my XP install is, but it came on only one CD, so I doubt it could have magically inflated that much in the meantime...

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    2. Re:Imaging CD by smatt-man · · Score: 1

      One of our company's Dell systems with XP Pro and all the patches has 4.46 GB used on the C drive, with no apps installed.

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  52. RTFA by interiot · · Score: 5, Informative
    RTFA, please.
    • Actually, Microsoft does offer a security update CD, and is willing to ship it to customers free of charge. But, as always Microsoft has made a mockery of a decent idea. First of all, 2-4 weeks are needed to deliver the CD. Then there is the problem of availability, the CD is not available everywhere (I live in Pakistan, and the CD is not available for Pakistan). Also, the CD Microsoft is offering is horribly out of date. There is no fix for this last problem, if Microsoft starts updating the CD every other week, then people will start asking for a new CD every other week. Obviously, shipping a CD to every customer every few weeks is quite an expense, and Microsoft doesn't want that. So, the Microsoft Update CD is there just for moral support.
    1. Re:RTFA by Schnapple · · Score: 1

      here's an idea - how about MS makes an .iso image of this CD and updates it as soon as possible. Then they make this .iso available via BitTorrent (hey, they've been contributing to SourceForge - it could happen!) and seed it with several servers. Then they'd get more support right? I'd download all the updates but I always miss several.

    2. Re:RTFA by mikis · · Score: 1

      Someone already did that: http://www.autopatcher.com/. Highly recommended.

    3. Re:RTFA by l810c · · Score: 1
      Someone here pointed this out to me a couple of weeks ago. I'm actually going to mail this to bandwidth challenged parents once a month.

      A note about sending CD's in mail. I used to put them in a fancy CD mailer that cost a couple of bucks. Lately I just put them in a windowes tyvek sleeve and put a stamp and mailing label right on them. I've sent several dozen through the mail like this without a problem.

    4. Re:RTFA by Spoing · · Score: 1
      (checking Autopatcher web site) I don't see any way to check the patches/CD image for tampering. Is there an MD5 checksum or other verification method availabe?

      Also, the FAQ and other javascript menus don't seem to work. (Running Mozilla & Linux right now.)

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    5. Re:RTFA by mikis · · Score: 1

      Yes, there are MD5 checksums:

      http://www.autopatcher.com/DownloadXP.htm
      http://www.autopatcher.com/faqxp.htm (FAQ)
      http://www.autopatcher.com/LiteXP.htm (Lite/UltraLite version)

      But if you are really paranoid... Download it, unpack it (it's not ISO image but self-extracting 7zip archive), then download all critical + recommended patches from MS Update, and do binary comparision. I just installed it and ran Kaspersky AV, if it didn't find any trojan or exploit, then they must be some ueber-hackers :)

      BTW, if you want just latest updates, download Ultra Lite (Critical + Recommended) or Lite version (Critical + Recommended + Optional components, eg. Java, WMP 9, DX9.0...) Full version includes lot of non-MS things, like bonus wallpapers, screensavers, Flash, Shockwave, registry tweaks, Google toolbar...

  53. It IS that bad by einhverfr · · Score: 2, Informative

    First, I would say that I used to work at Microsoft Product Support Services as a temp, and I triaged XP calls among others (including IIS).

    First, you have an incredible problem with overwritten patches-- something can easily happen which will overwrite a patched file with an unpatched one (I have seen this happen several time with production IIS servers, and in my experience this is the largest source of security compromises). Second, the firewall with Windows XP is not enabled by default for supporability reasons, and it is not really designed for small networks anyway (ICF is bypassed by ICS). The fact that Microsoft expects you to be online to get the updates is therefore a problem.

    But finally, a point the article missed: Microsoft computers are designed to reduce usability technical support calls, NOT technical support calls regarding misbehavior. Therefore, thinks like Client for Microsoft Networks (SMB, DCOM, etc) are enabled on network interfaces by default. Sure GNOME uses CORBA, and many Linux distros used to make this mistake (CORBA listening on network interfaces by default), but we at least now only let it listen on loopback by default!

    In short, I have absolutely NO confidence in Microsoft's ability to secure Windows. It could be done, but why? Especially if there is Linux?

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  54. Re:This article is a disgrace to slashdot by debus · · Score: 1

    Excellent!

  55. MS Pricing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do we have to pay so much for a product with so many security holes and problems. It feels like we are just beta testers for XP.

  56. My wife uses Windows 98... by hal2814 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...and she has never run into a problem that SpyBot can't fix (aside from the occasional reboot when game software goes haywire).

    I run Linux and have been hacked once about three years ago (back when I had a cable modem connection). The only reason I knew they hacked me was when I noticed an extra user with several p0rn media files in their home directory. It has gotten me into the habit of patching Linux regularly and being much more strict on my firewall rules.

    I think the only real difference between Linux and Windows from a security standpoint is that in Linux you can usually turn off the offending service much more easily until a patch is available.

  57. Re:This article is a disgrace to slashdot by smackjer · · Score: 1

    In all fairness, you first need to know where to find the checkbox before you can click it. ;)

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  58. people seem to forget .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    software and the Internet ..
    is made by HUMANS. not robots!

    Shock horror .. humans make mistakes!!!
    they always have done.

    they always will do.

  59. Sounds like one man's rant by Paladine97 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have used Windows for a long long time and have never experienced any of the problems that the author claims. It seems like he has a beef with Windows and generalizes for all installations. For example:
    A typical Windows system follows a simple lifecycle: it starts out with a clean Windows installation, which gradually deteriorates as programs are installed, and uninstalled. Eventually, the Windows registry accumulates so much crud that the user is forced to do a clean install. When a user does a clean install that user's system loses all the previously applied security updates, and becomes a sitting duck for worms and other malware.

    A Windows system doesn't deterioriate if you know what you're doing. The author clearly assumes that the uninstallation packages actually work. This is a fatal mistake. I always manually look in the registry for left-overs when I do an uninstallation. I just uninstalled Mozilla? I find all Mozilla folders underneath HKLM/HKCU and delete them too. This tends to work well except when dealing with COM object registration (which is a nightmare).

    Then he tries to run a registry cleaner on his system. You know those warnings that say "MAKE SURE YOU BACKUP YOUR REGISTRY"? Well they say that for a reason. Back it up. Then when the shit hits the fan like the author said, he can restore from a boot disc.

    Yeah the registry is a pain sometimes, but combined with some experience and know-how, you can keep a system running without having to reinstall.

    1. Re:Sounds like one man's rant by j0217995 · · Score: 1
      This is nothing but one person's pissed off view of the world. I have a Windows 2000 box at home that I use as my main computer for gamin and my wife uses it for her day to day operations. The box has been running smoothly for 3 years with no problems.

      In fact, I have had no system problems, nothing "deterioriate", and no need to reinstall the box. I upgrade my PC when I have the time to download, I have a dial up modem. I keep my virus protection updated, once a week and have had no problems. My quarintine folder is full of possible viruses but nothing is installed, nothing is corrupted.

      Checking for service packs at windowsupdate.microsoft.com is never a good thing to do. One should always search for the exact download location and then you can figure out all the fixes and changes in the service pack. www.microsoft.com/downloads is always a better place for these packs, something I thought any good windows sysadmin would know. The whole article should be labeled as flamebait

  60. That's not the only thing she uses... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wink, wink. ;-)

  61. Re:Ignoring the root cause and fighting the sympto by blastedtokyo · · Score: 1
    Mod parent troll. You attack Microsoft/government claiming that they treat the symptom without naming what the real cause is.

    The cause of a virus is a virus writer. MS is treating it by putting a bounty on their heads. The cause of a virus writer is spam/promoting porn sites/having too much time on your hands/wanting to do something malicious or rebellious without having the balls to leave your house.

    The root cause of spam/porn site promotion is the desire for money. The desire for money is caused by the desire for food/shelter/luxuries, the desire for that is the nature of any animal to try to survive. So you're telling me you'd rather have MS trying to eliminate those human desires? Hmmm...I guess it's time for the Monestary of Microsoft 1.0.

    And the root cause of having too much time on your hands/wanting to do something malicious or rebellious is probably hormonal for teenagers and related to depression and/or a lack of a sense of morality for everyone else which may be caused by a breakdown of the traditional family. Hmmm, another argument for Microsoft to get into the religion business.

  62. Installing Win is easy, sure. And the sky is green by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a matter of fact the only way to get a working XP is by installing it, connecting to the 'net from behind a NAT router, downloading and executing/installing XP Antispy, a virus scanner and an HTTP filter, fixing a few Registry settings by hand and configuring the system not to use any of the stupid new "features", effectively turning it into Windows 2000. Do not attempt to do this without a NAT router, except if you like to reboot every 60 seconds.
    then you can connect to MS Update and try to get your updates (which probably requires disbaling the HTTP filter and some of Antispy's settings).

    Seriously, Windows XP takes about a day to set up so you can start installing any programs besides what's absolutely required.
    One thing I leanred when I switched to Linux - it's actually faster and easier to set up. Says someone who thinks of himself as a Windows poweruser...

    Of course this does not apply to Debian Woody, Slackware, Gentoo and RedHat. (RedHat pretends to be user friendly, but the installer tries to trick innocent Windows emigrants into destroying their MBR. To Win emigrants (if there are any besides me): Don't believe the anaconda propaganda! RedHat/Fedora can boot from /, even if it's not within the first 1024 sectors! anaconda tells you otherwise because it hates you!)

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  63. don't flame sphealey by mekkab · · Score: 1

    Its not a perfect solution; but its a decent one.

    If $80 isn't a big cost to you ( I realize all you Free Software people are just cheap penny pinchers ;), and the user has cable modem already, AND the user is somewhat clueless (or you live 5 states away) this is a quick and easy configuration that will save them heartache and headache. And YOU heartache and headache.

    Besides, it doesn't have to be $80; I've seen them for $40. And it can allow them to have multiple CPUs share the same connection. And you can get the wifi version.

    This is not THE solution for everyone, but its A solution.

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  64. Where were you when the update came out? by SilentChris · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I could never understand people's horror stories when they can't patch *after* they've been hit with a worm. "I couldn't stay on the internet long enough to download the patch!" Well, why did you wait to download it until after you had a problem?

    I can understand system admins who have 5,000+ machines to update and one patch can single-handedly bring down an entire company when they use a proprietary app. I don't get, however, how the average user who downloads Kazaa and seemingly clicks OK on every dialog box on the internet (and now has a browser that's more toolbar than browser) refuses to go to the Windows Update site.

    The best example I've seen yet was talking to one person who got messages in the lower right (Windows Update) that downloads had been made and they didn't click to install them. They're reason: "I thought it was a virus". I mean, I know Microsoft is somewhat to blame here (system tray notifications are used for everything from critical problems to the system blowing its nose), but COME ON people. Windows is sitting there, waving a flag in your face, and you're just ignoring it?

    The only solution is to have the system update itself by default, silently, without any user interaction whatsoever. Allow it to be disabled for me and other nerds out there, but force updates on everyone else. This is getting out of hand.

    1. Re:Where were you when the update came out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your dream of sitting at a mighty and invulnerable Windows box because you are an awesome guy and download/install patches right away sounds great...but the question is how vulnerable you are BEFORE the patch becomes available.

      11/16/2003: The vulnerability which would be known as MS04-013 is reported by Liu Die Yu
      4/8/2004: US-CERT issues security altery TA04-099A because there is an exploit of this vulnerability in the wild
      4/13/2004: Microsoft issues MS04-013 and a patch to fix the vulnerability.

      How safe was your box from 4/8 to 4/13? Did your vendor warn you about the defect in their product? How many months did they sit on the defect before doing anything? What do you think prompted them to finally release a patch? How long do you think it REALLY took to fix the vulnerability (hint: most Linux vulnerabilities are fixed in under a week, and some of Microsoft's coders are probably as good)

      Extra credit: Is it possible that there were active exploits of this bug PRIOR to 4/8 that went undetected?

  65. Windows for the Masses by GraWil · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To all those who are replying with, 'duh, unplug the network cable.' How many times have you tried to lead your computer using mom, grandma, sister, brother through this? It just doesn't work in my family. NB: my mom is a physicist. Microsoft windows is used by the masses, not just tech savvy slashdot users.

    1. Re:Windows for the Masses by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      As well, I have occasionally noticed that plugging in the network cable while an XP machine is running can actually wig out the drivers to the point where you have to remove them, reboot, and let them re-install on the next boot up. What you get is a packet-storm of some kind, the transmit light on the cable modem practically goes solid. It's pretty rare, but has happened to me often enough that I try to avoid hot-plugging cat-5 on an XP machine.

  66. Sucks, but he's right by erikharrison · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've been working tech support for an ISP for years, and this guys fundamental conclusion is correct - Joe User can't keep his system secure - he just can't. And Joe Sysadmin has a damn hard time of it himself.

    The amount of "repair" functionality inside of MS products is a huge sign that users and developers are sick of the reinstall cycle, but that the OS design makes it very difficult to fix. Internet Explorer, Outlook Express, Office all have "repair my installation" tools built in, XP and ME have System Restore.

    I have watched users get the Sasser virus, run system restore, have system restore break the XP firewall, cause a port lockdown, resolve the port lockdown so they can run windows update, only to become reinfected with the sasser. Maintainence of Windows is hard, OS reinstall is easy. OEM aren't value adding to the OS by providing solid maintanence tools, their providing restore disks, because writing such a maintanence tool is INCREDIBLY difficult.

    I understand MS's need to stay commited to this design, at least through Longhorn and it's revs. But as long as you are, MS, please give us a non network dependent tool for maintaining and distributing patches and updates. Let OEMs and (in my case) ISPs ship critical fixes on CD so that we can help our users. Make System Restore a fine grained tool, where I can back up critical system files and DLLs, as well as the registry. Don't force me to go to a third party for a "registry cleaner". Provide me with the OS for the tools that I need and that vendors need to maintain the OS.

    1. Re:Sucks, but he's right by kabocox · · Score: 1, Interesting

      But as long as you are, MS, please give us a non network dependent tool for maintaining and distributing patches and updates.

      MS should have a free 800 windows update dailup number that anyone can connect to and download the updates. Why not make a free windowsupate MSN account and give it out to the world?

    2. Re:Sucks, but he's right by RustyTaco · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I like that idea. Sure dialup blows, but it'd get the job done safely. Probably be a bitch to roll out, but not imposible to do in a months time.

      - RustyTaco

  67. Run QNX on the desktop by Animats · · Score: 4, Informative
    One safe option is to run the free version of QNX on the desktop.

    The free version of QNX comes with no inbound services enabled. Most of the standard UNIX-type services are available, but they're not installed by default. It's a pure client. In fact, it's very close to what the iOpener ran. Both dial-up and LAN connections are supported.

    Mozilla 1.1 runs, but without Flash. There's a word processor, ABIword. The whole GNU toolchain is available. Unfortunately, OpenOffice hasn't been ported.

    It's refreshing to run a system without all the Microsoft crap, or the Linux emulations of it.

    1. Re:Run QNX on the desktop by b0bby · · Score: 1

      I love QNX.
      It's what makes my Audrey tick!

    2. Re:Run QNX on the desktop by happyfrogcow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Great! for you maybe. in the home desktop scheme of things, QNX is irrelevant. Linux is hardly relevant, Linux has dreams of being relevant... and may be some day soon.

      telling home desktop users to run QNX, sheesh. good luck on this one, pal.

    3. Re:Run QNX on the desktop by VAXGeek · · Score: 1

      How is this informative?

      Problems with Windows, just run OpenBSD. Yeah, great for a unix geek, but you can't really apply this in ANY cirumstances. Largish company, 1000 PC's. "We've been having problems..." Along comes ANIMATS: "Oh, just install QNX, you'll be RIGHT AS RAIN!" Yeah, right. This article is about trying to work WITH Windows, not replacing it with some other OS. Suggesting QNX is probably one of the most insane rebuttals you could have. I'd half expect to see Red Hat, MacOS, BeOS, etc., but no way would I expect to see QNX. It's so obscure as to be considered a NON-VIABLE option for this problem.

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    4. Re:Run QNX on the desktop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      To most home users that makes about as much sense as:

      "One safe option is to run DOS on the desktop. It comes with no inbound services enabled..."

    5. Re:Run QNX on the desktop by Animats · · Score: 1
      For people who just need a browser and E-mail, QNX is an option, and a relatively trouble-free one. Admittedly it's an unusual option, but then, so was Linux on the desktop three years ago.

      The QNX kernel doesn't need constant patches. It's a true microkernel. All it does is manage memory, CPU, and message passing. Everything else is in a protected-mode user process. That includes networking, file systems, drivers, and windowing. The QNX kernel is updated perhaps every one to two years. Once the message-passing primitives work right, all new features go in user space. The most recent set of microkernel updates was to support 64-bit address spaces.

      Both Microsoft and the Linux crowd, with their bloated kernels, are trapped in an endless cycle of patching, then patching the patches. The kernel never settles down into a rock-solid set of primitives.

      QNX is what the GNU Hurd should have been, if the Hurd crowd had ever been able to get their act together. Microkernels, unlike UNIX clones, are hard to design. Few have succeeded. L4, Eros, Mach, and the Hurd were unsuccessful. I'd like to see an open source system as good as QNX, but nobody has been able to bring it off.

      The classic complaint about microkernels is that they waste too much time copying data around. But in practice, that's not a big problem if message passing is at all efficient. You get some of that overhead back if you do message passing right, and the scheduler understands that a message pass normally implies an immediate context switch.

      My point here is that the "bloat and patch" model used by both Microsoft and Linux is falling apart of its own weight. QNX offers a way out.

    6. Re:Run QNX on the desktop by VAXGeek · · Score: 1

      "For people who just need a browser and E-mail, QNX is an option, and a relatively trouble-free one. Admittedly it's an unusual option, but then, so was Linux on the desktop three years ago."

      I hope they have the 1 hardware configuration that is supported....

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    7. Re:Run QNX on the desktop by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      For people who just need a browser and E-mail, QNX is an option, and a relatively trouble-free one. Admittedly it's an unusual option, but then, so was Linux on the desktop three years ago.

      Why not just point them to DOS 3.3? It is pretty secure, as no one is writing viruses for it anymore and you can get email and browse the Internet with it.

    8. Re:Run QNX on the desktop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The QNX kernel doesn't need constant patches. It's a true microkernel. All it does is manage memory, CPU, and message passing. Everything else is in a protected-mode user process. That includes networking, file systems, drivers, and windowing. The QNX kernel is updated perhaps every one to two years.

      So what? Windows is a "false" microkernel, but nobody cares. What difference does it make whether or not the kernel needs patching when other important system components do? How many of Windows' flaws are due to the kernel? Very few. Almost universally they are in applications and services installed with the system. Usually not even kernel-mode services. (which is different from being part of the kernel)

      Microkernels, unlike UNIX clones, are hard to design. Few have succeeded. L4, Eros, Mach, and the Hurd were unsuccessful.

      "were"? Has all development stopped on all of these? I think not.

      Besides which, you're comparing microkernels with systems built upon microkernels. That's comparing apples and orange seeds, then declaring that orange trees are untenable because you don't have any fruit.

    9. Re:Run QNX on the desktop by maximilln · · Score: 1

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      Hahahaha! Who needs to look for flaws in the Windows kernel when one can easily turn a Windows box into a zombie drone through faulty user space apps?

      If ever Windows would ever get a good suite of secure user space apps _THEN_ we may have to start picking through the Windows kernel. I've no doubt that we'd find a free range there as well.

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      I'll take issue with this as well. The Mach was unsuccessful? Have you ever heard of Mac OS X?

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  68. MOD THE GMILF UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  69. grand by andih8u · · Score: 0, Troll

    Slashdot is so unbiased that they'll take anyone's blog about having troubles with windows and post it as being a credible source. (We won't mention how much money OSDN has at stake with linux for the time being). But this guy isn't a well respected, or even semi respected computer journalist. The site is laid out like its supposed to be a legitimate computer site, but the articles are all written by this latif guy and are few and far between...this site is nothing more than a blog of someone with a hate-on for Microsoft. Naturally, our champions of fair and unbiased reporting have jumped in and posted it as being something newsworthy simply because they can't hide the fact that they are trying to help linux succeed so that their own pockets are enriched.

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  70. You obviously didn't read the rest of it... by GillBates0 · · Score: 1
    Then there is the problem of availability, the CD is not available everywhere (I live in Pakistan, and the CD is not available for Pakistan). Also, the CD Microsoft is offering is horribly out of date.

    The author's writing from Pakistan (forget Walgreens, US!=World), and most Electronics sold outside the US (and manufactured by a US company) is exorbitantly priced usually at [US_price * exchange_rate], which would probably work out to 50% of a middle class monthly salary in Pakistan. Not all countries have a standard of living as high as the US, you know.

    But forget money...most computer users the world over aren't even savvy enough to understand that you need something called a "firewall" to keep them secure - earlier I used to have trouble explaining to people that they could get a virus by clicking on unknown stuff - now it's even *worse* - they can't digest the fact that they could get infected without doing anything at all - how can you expect them to understand or shell out more money (over the expense of owning a computer) for a box that doesn't mean anything to them? Microsoft should've included Firewalling software with their original OS, if they were worried about computer security - telling users to buy more hardware isn't the right solution.

    Disclaimer: those are rough guesses/estimates - those figures are off the top of my head - I've lived in Asia/US and can appreciate the vast difference in the standard of living.

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  71. Re:This article is a disgrace to slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is that a left-click, right-click, or a middle-click? cause i only have a one button mouse.

    oh thats right, i'm running excel 97 on my macintosh. excel is a great operating system. which os do you run?

  72. Re:Registry and update? Nah. by gosand · · Score: 1
    If you're going to go after Windows employees, don't bother with the registry and update guys. Nail the guys who made ActiveX and Outlook.

    Well, since those weren't Open Source projects, chances are that they were developed by more than one guy. ;-)

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  73. Choice quote: by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

    "The whole idea of Windows Update is a joke. Using an unreliable and insecure network as the primary means of distributing security updates is simply idiotic."

    Um...so, we aren't supposed to get software updates over the internet.

    Carrier Pigeon, anyone?

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  74. Small private subnet and proxy fix windowsupdate. by dameron · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Here's a possible solution I was discussing not twenty minutes ago.

    1) add private network ip address (10.0.1.1) to existing public server

    2) do no NAT or other routing on this ip

    3) have squid running on 10.0.1.1 to accept connections from a handful fo addresses in 10.0.1.x or do proxy authentication

    4) when installing/updating/troubleshooting windows boxes assign them a 10.0.1.x address and set windowsupdate to use the proxy

    Windows update runs, the machine is on its own tiny network isolated from all legit traffic and can't compromise your network plus it it can't be infected from outside as it's safe behind the proxy. When you feel it's safe (you've got all patches, firewall, etc configured) restart with DHCP and get an address on your "real" network.

    Or you could roll your own installation cd with the correct service packs and security updated included, but why fix a software problem with software...?

    -dameron

  75. no hardware firewall? by Zed2K · · Score: 1

    Why in the world would he be running a windows based machine without some kind of hardware firewall? They are super cheap and will keep out these worms that are still around when you do a clean install. Its his own stupid fault not windows.

    He also says he's on a dialup. Ugh...why even bother to get online then. If it were that important he should have downloaded the patches on a working system first so that he wouldn't of even had to get online in the first place.

  76. Custom security CD by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 1

    All those problems are addressed by Windows Update. If the computer is shutting down have them open a "command prompt" window and type shutdown -a (abort). Whenever the shutdown starts just press enter in that window. Downloading the fixes from the OS is a much better way to solve those problems (all though the Vipers service guide is a nice touch) Also, download Win XP Service pack 2 rc1 This adds a lot of nice 'security' features. On my network I had very few (like four I think out of about 150-200) people get the sasser worm.

  77. I am asking for it but here goes.... by jwcorder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I could not help but find myself in quite a humorous state as I read that article. As a Support Analyst for a Fortune 50 company, I see many of the errors that the user was describing in the beginning of the article. Unforunately for him, he reinstalled the OS. All he needed to do was recreate his Windows profile.

    The right click locking explorer and the functionality loss of Mozilla were most definely not caused by the Reg, but more likely caused by a corrupted NTUSER.Dat file in the profile folder of his machine.

    Furthermore, if you are currently reading this article on your home PC and not sitting behind a firewall of some sort, please send an email to banme@slashdot.org with the attention line reading I am no longer worthy.....just kidding just kidding.

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    1. Re:I am asking for it but here goes.... by Qwaniton · · Score: 1

      NTUSER.DAT is the user registry hive. Yes, it is the registry. Plus, creating a new profile requires wiping out the user registry. He's completely correct.

    2. Re:I am asking for it but here goes.... by Apathetic1 · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't NTUSER.DAT the User hive of the registry?

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    3. Re:I am asking for it but here goes.... by jwcorder · · Score: 1

      Actually you are partially correct. NTUSER.DAT is a huge portion of the registry hive. The file I am talking about resides somewhere else.

      Look in any install of Windows since Windows 2000 and under C:\Documents and Settings\%username%\ is a file called ntuser.dat.

      This file contains all your custom settings like desktop, screensaver, colors, fonts, and application data. If it gets corrupt, you can recreate the profile in the Documents and Settings folder by renaming it whatever (%username%.old for example). Log the user back in and the profile will get recreated.

      Copy the data from Favorites, Desktop, and My Documents from the old profile to the new one, and bam! you have just resolved you weirdest Windows problems....

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    4. Re:I am asking for it but here goes.... by jwcorder · · Score: 1

      You are correct for the most part, but ntuser.dat is also the file used in the profile under c:\documents and settings\%username% to keep user settings. I am sure this is linked to the User hive of the registry, but my point was he didn't have to reformat just for those problems.

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    5. Re:I am asking for it but here goes.... by Qwaniton · · Score: 1

      Indeed, but that involves trashing your entire HKEY_CURRENT_USER\ key. That's a pain in the ass and is no substitute for good design.

      Plus, the HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\ key is a monster.

    6. Re:I am asking for it but here goes.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You blow away the USER registry tree, you might as well reinstall under your typical single user system. Running applications with a blank registry is no fun. Rather than re-installing all your apps, or trying to re-initialize them, just reinstall and make sure it's all clean. I know if I lost my registry, I'd be packing.

  78. Michael by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 0
    "In my opinion a good chunk of this money deserves to be paid to individuals who help catch the Microsoft employees behind the design of Windows Registry and Windows Update."

    Michael has an opinion on this,what a surpise.

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  79. your dad says... by blastedtokyo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Son, I think it was a virus that took your name out of the will.

    1. Re:your dad says... by MonkeyCookie · · Score: 1

      ...and I'm afraid that my estate will go to a certain Ngabe Mbambo in Nigeria.

      But look on the bright side! If you send him a transfer of money (he needs to pay the proper fees), as steward of my vast fortune, he will declare you to be the rightful heir transfer my estate to you.

      I assure you that he is trustworthy and that this is not a scam.

  80. I can't take seriously an article starting with... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Security in all mainstream operating systems is non-existent;...

    I guess all the work we did on the B1 level HPUX was just a waste of time.

    -- ac at work

  81. Windows Security??? by Syntroxis · · Score: 1

    In a recent interview, Richard Clark (formerly Anti-Terrorist czar, now computer security czar for U.S.) pointed at Microsoft saying that they were the biggest threat to the internet and computer security. Of course, Microsoft had their guy in charge of security saying how secure their OS is. After all, they do come out with patches when they find a problem PB

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  82. Where is his firewall? by nsayer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The real problem with the story told in the article is that there was no firewall between the system and the Internet. It is simply no longer acceptable to connect Windows machines directly to the internet without a firewall.

    That statement doesn't really change the conclusions in the article very much, but in the past I've reinstalled friends' windows machines and downloaded and installed all the updates without any trouble at all -- because I did it behind a firewall.

    If you wouldn't leave your car parked unlocked with all the windows down in the middle of [bad part of town], then don't connect Windows machines up to the Internet without a firewall. The end.

  83. Re:This article is a disgrace to slashdot by oogoliegoogolie · · Score: 1

    I agree in essence but not not so much in degree.

    As much as I can relate to the problems he is experiencing, this article is nothing more than someone's ranting poorly disguised in a cloak of professionalism. Posting one of those "Why Linux sucks" or "Why windows sucks" posts from usenet would have not been less amateurish.

    One I love is:
    "The product I downloaded turned out to be some pathetic crippleware, and I uninstalled it."

    Who in their right mind downloads sw without doing at least a bit of research on on google to see if what other think of it, if it contains spyware, if it hijacks your browser, if it expires in 30 days, etc? Especially with something like a registry cleaner. Sheesh!

    As far as large downloads are concerned it's not like linux updates are all smaller than 50K. Install Fedora core2 test and a full update takes a long time even over hi-speed.

  84. News @ 11 ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    windows was NEVER designed to be secure.

    it was designed to be compatible..
    easy to use and work.

    Seriously,

    why is every gaping hole in windows
    frontpage news?

    1. Re:News @ 11 ... by kfuq · · Score: 1

      why is every gaping hole in windows
      frontpage news?

      too many people with not enough to do ?

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  85. Rant or reality? by doorbot.com · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A typical Windows system follows a simple lifecycle: it starts out with a clean Windows installation, which gradually deteriorates as programs are installed, and uninstalled. Eventually, the Windows registry accumulates so much crud that the user is forced to do a clean install.

    Half of the article seems like a rant against the Windows registry, and doesn't appear to even bring that point to a conclusion.

    Sure, reinstalling can fix a lot of problems, but the machines I maintain (personal and work) do not get reinstalled unless there is a catastrophic failure. I know it's popular to believe Windows boxes need a reinstall every 6 months, but I have to question the "l33t skillz" of those particular users.

    I've actually migrated installations from old hardware because I didn't want to reinstall my apps. Is there "cruft" in the registry on those system? Maybe, in the same sense that you have orphaned .conf files in /etc or old log files on your Linux box. Such files/registry entries are unlikely to interfere with anything, and when they do, it is far more efficient to handle individual cases rather than apply a blanket policy of erase and rebuild.

    I have to wonder if the author of the article is trying too hard to fix problems which aren't... registry "cruft" does not harm the computer. If there are lingering problems after software installs/uninstalls, it's due TO THAT SOFTWARE. Don't install it next time.

    The company has to move away from its Windows roots in order to create a secure operating system environment.

    Is this the article's conclusion? That Windows isn't secure? All this moaning about how hard it is to get Windows updates and the suggestion is to "move away from its Windows roots"? So the registry "cruft" is now a security issue because the "solution" to computer problems is reinstallation? That's quite a stretch...

    I call FUD; I thought vague, unsupported claims were reserved for AdTI.

  86. Not a very convincing article by Quarters · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The author installed a bunch of 30 day trial software that borked his system. He then chose a registry cleaner without doing much research on them and ended up using a pretty poor one. Then he complains because his machine got fuggered when he had to reinstall the OS.

    Cry me a river. A tool like Norton System Works that has both an installation watcher and a great Windows configuration diagnostic/repair tool would've solved his problems. Grabbing the first tool listed on Download.com when you type in "Registry Cleaner" is not the inteligent way to go about system maintenance.

    1. Re:Not a very convincing article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually you should ask, why does my OS need these tools? I don't need these tools such as what you mention for Linux why should Microsoft Windows, unless the design is flawed.

    2. Re:Not a very convincing article by ImpTech · · Score: 1

      Frankly, I don't get the whole "clean up the registry" craze. I have yet to see any evidence that having a lot of registry keys is a problem. Having a lot in the Windows\CurrentVersion\Run (or whatever the hell it is) key is one thing, and yeah I clean that out whenever I see weird things in the toolbar. Otherwise though, whats the harm? Windows doesn't become gradually unstable because of the registry. It becomes gradually unstable because you install shitty software onto it, which installs shitty libraries and other things that don't go away even if you uninstall the program. Don't install random crap (hint: this often includes drivers!) and apply security updates (ok, thats sometimes a bitch), and your Windows box will work well for years and years.

    3. Re:Not a very convincing article by theCoder · · Score: 1

      Windows doesn't necessairly become more unstable because of crap in the Registry, but it does become slower. It just takes longer to load a larger registry, search through more keys, etc. Sure, it may only slow down each search by a couple of milliseconds, but there are a lot of searches that go on all the time. Bad/outdated information in the registry can also cause problems if the program accessing that data is poorly written (though I don't think any system components have this problem).

      Of course, I don't run Windows anymore (Linux at home, Solaris at work, life is good)... this is just what I remember :)

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    4. Re:Not a very convincing article by TALlama · · Score: 1

      It's true; it was his fault for choosing bad tools. The last time my car exploded, I tried putting it back together with a glue gun and it didn't work, so it's obviously a problem with my tool choice, and not at all the fact that my car shouldn't just explode.

      Something about a sow's ear and a silk purse comes to mind.

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  87. Please mod parent down by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

    What? I don't recall reading about the system constantly rebooting. (although admittedly I skimmed over parts of the article) He mainly complained about things uninstalling and breaking the system in the process. (He repeatedly got hit with the Blaster worm, not Sasser, and the restarts he mentions during that bit are because of WU not being able to run, not the worm itself, AFAICT.)

    And suggesting that firewall will 'cause more problems in the long run' is highly reckless. Ports can be opened for games easily. If you know how to access your machine remotely, you should know how to open those ports beforehand as well. It's much harder to remove every worm you get hit with than to open a few ports here and there.

    And I'm willing to risk my karma to let people know

    1. Re:Please mod parent down by Homology · · Score: 1
      And I'm willing to risk my karma to let people know

      Yes, we all deeply appreciate your courage in this matter.

    2. Re:Please mod parent down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're welcome. :)

    3. Re:Please mod parent down by xplosiv · · Score: 1

      W32.Blaster.Worm does reboot the system (as shown in the screenshot posted on Symantec and based on my experience).

      The firewall statement was regarding to him thinking things will be easier if he has them install this software. A software firewall is false sense of security to start with, and if not configured correctly (he obviously isn't flying to them to set it up himself) will do more harm than good.

      'Please mod the parent down' is more wreckless than my firewall statement as the shutdown -a command is pretty important when trying to troubleshoot an infected system remotely ;)

      Now where is that 'purge karma' button.

    4. Re:Please mod parent down by delus10n0 · · Score: 1

      Software firewalls tend to also be useless due to exploits/backdoors and buffer overflows. I learned my lesson the hard way after Witty trashed my server.

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  88. THREE CHEERS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Three cheers for Michael. He posts some of the most biased, flawed, venomous drivel on Slashdot. Hip, hip, hooray!!!

  89. Dreams by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    what differenciate dreams from nightmares is that in nightmares you worry about things. Well, a solution is not to worry about all what using windows implies, and will be your dream OS (at least until your wake up).

    In fact, what makes people happy on using windows is their complete unawareness of what happens below, while it seems to run, and accept crashes, spam, reinstalls and so on, its ok. Probably most windows users are connected to internet without firewalls, don't even are aware of virus, worm, trojans, etc there, think that spams, virus, hangs, and even loss of information is something that must happen to computers every time, and things like that, they accept this as a truth.

    Other solutions for the general public look not so like a dream. You must worry about hardware compatibility, about having separate users for doing separate things, on having a password (!), on when a program will run or not, a lot of things. Ok, they dont have Freddy waiting for you as soon as you close your eyes, but still you don't have the illusion that will be at the start something without any possible worry.

  90. If the guy is using automatic updates by melted · · Score: 1

    He couldn't have missed this:

    http://www.microsoft.com/security/protect/

  91. Same problem! by zandermander · · Score: 1

    I had the same problem recently - I was repartitioning my HD to install Fedora on a second partition and, whoops! low-level formatted the whole thing by accident.

    Since I regularly back up, and had done so, this was a blessing in disguise as it gave me an opportunity to clean up the cruft that accumulates.

    But, like the author of one of the articles points out, I didn't have the patches to WinXP offline. Within 15 minutes of initial connection I had THREE worms on my computer! While removing and patching for them I acquired a fourth which I was not able to remove until the next day.

    I guess I was lucky in that I knew what I was doing and was able to get that first critical patch applied.

    Needless to say, I use Fedora more and more every day...

    1. Re:Same problem! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HOW. THE. FUCK. did you manage to low level format a drive. by partitioning it? I mean, really, I'd love to know.

  92. I know I'll be doing this in the future." by Yaa+101 · · Score: 1
    I know I'll be doing this in the future.


    Install Linux?
  93. why cars and oil make the worst combination ever by dunedan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My brother had a car that he had like NO idea how to take care of man. and he like filled up the oil and didn't put the cap back on and ran the car for a few days and a week later or something the car like DIED man, SO DEAD. I mean it's totatlly lame to expect my brother to know that even if the oil light goes back off there's probably still a problem. I mean cars should totally just work. You shouldn't even have to know how to drive or anything, and if you run into phone poles by accident somebody should like fix it for free or it should be made of plastic or something.

    Seriously people, If you want to cruise on the info superhighway learn how to drive(get a firewall, AV, know how to work your box). If you don't know that stuff and something breaks its not MS's or Linus'es or anybody elses fault, its yours

  94. Autopatcher by kajoob · · Score: 1

    I've said this before, as have others, but I must extend many props to the guys at Autopatcher. Just put the latest service pack and the Autopatcher installer and install them into a fresh install of XP (2000 version coming soon) and you are up secure (but we know that 'secure' is an extremely relative term). Just go to windowsupdate afterwards and see if there is anything that's been released since the latest autopatcher.

    The great thing is, it has more than just the critical updates. It has all hotfixes and a bunch of extras too. It's great and you can show your appreciation for their hard work by paypal'ing a couple bucks their way. It makes life so much easier.

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  95. Come on people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Worms have nothing to do with firewalls. Worms propagate due to stupid users who don't have the sense to stay away from porn web sites and who automatically accept any ActiveX or Java they run across and who open any executable e-mail attachment they get. People need to be fixed, not Windows.

  96. been there! by Maditude · · Score: 1

    I've been there too many times myself, having foolishly volunteered to help friends and acqaintances "fix" their pc's. /me pats his natbox lovingly.

  97. Re:Ignoring the root cause and fighting the sympto by kbahey · · Score: 1

    The virus writer is responsible for sure, and should be punished for what he did. That was not the point.

    Just like those who exploit unlocked homes should be punished nevertheless.

    However, the root cause is a vulnerability in Windows. That hole has to be plugged. Otherwise, another virus writer will exploit it, and another and another...

    A good physician diagnoses the cause of the disease, and proceeds from there to treat it. A so so physician will only treat the symptom (Got a headache? Take a pain killer, Fever? Take an analgesic, ...etc.), meanwhile the disease can get worse and worse.

    See the difference?

  98. Easy Fix by solarlips · · Score: 1

    I'm running XP and my system hasn't had any viri / worms / spyware... for as long as I can remember. I simply patch my system each time a new patch is released, run a hardware firewall, zone alarm, turn off DCOM, messenger... (other exploitable services), and run a popup blocker.

    1. Re:Easy Fix by Dr.+Shim · · Score: 1

      Awesome, I do the same. But I believe the problem lies in other, more "end" end-users not knowing how to access the automatic update features of windows. :p

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  99. Re:I can't take seriously an article starting with by ebrandsberg · · Score: 1

    And how many webservers run HPUX with B1 security? As he said, MAINSTREAM.

  100. Legal? by sfjoe · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This article describes the custom made CD he sent to his family member with patches, tools, and instructions to make a fresh install of Windows XP Home Internet safe. I know I'll be doing this in the future."

    I can't stay awake long enough to read the EULA, but making copies for other family members like this sounds like a violation.

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  101. Re:This article is a disgrace to slashdot by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What vmware installs onto a system should not screw it up. This is just an incredibly lame attempt to blame the end user for someone else's engineering incompetence. AT WORST, vmware should only be able to hose your network connectivity.

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  102. mod parent DOWN by nuintari · · Score: 1

    how about they write software that makes sense for a change?

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  103. Re:This article is a disgrace to slashdot by blincoln · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I was going to post something less colourfully phrased if no one else had.

    The author of the article is either inept or trolling. Unless you are doing something dumb like downloading tons of shareware apps, installing them briefly, then uninstalling them, the registry should be fine.

    Of course, he *does* seem to be the kind of person that does exactly that, based on his "I downloaded a random 'registry cleaner' program and trusted it with my computer's stability, and now my PC doesn't work!" thing.

    The hotfix issue is a legitimate complaint, but anyone who is running Windows 2000 (an enterprise operating system) at home should be comfortable with making slipstreamed install CDs - especially if the user is someone with dialup access who regularly formats and reinstalls their system.

    I'm sure MS would be happy to provide physical CDs with the updates on them if more than a tiny fraction of users were willing to pay a small fee for the convenience. It's not like Linux users get magic free CDs mailed to them from the groups that package the distributions.

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    "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
  104. "They don't recognize them as usability problems" by dpbsmith · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Best quote in the article: "Windows users are so accustomed to usability problems that they don't even recognize them as usability problems."

    Unfortunately, this extends far, far beyond Windows. This is a problem for the entire industry.

    It reminds me of the way nuclear power plants are (were?) licensed. If, during review, the nuclear regulatory commission finds a safety issue that is unique to the particular installation, the licensee must address it before it can be licensed. If, however, the licensee can demonstrate that the issue is actually "generic"--that is common to all nuclear power plants--the licensee need not do anything about it.

    In the PC world, any problem that persists for more than a few years is not longer perceived as a problem. It becomes "generic."

    The phenomenon is even getting worse over time, thanks to the general public's increasing familiarity with computers. During the eighties, when manufacturers were trying to seduce individuals into buying home PCs (and IT managers into abandoning those hard-to-use green screens for easy-to-use GUIs), usability disasters were treated as important. No more.

    Computers hit their peak of usability sometime in the eighties and have been in steady decline ever since.

    One of the biggest issues noted in the article is the instability of Windows over time as software packages are installed and uninstalled. But this is hardly limited to Windows. The irony here is that the ability to uninstall software properly was supposed to be a logo requirement for Windows NT 4.0 software, and one of the features that Microsoft used to urge its superiority to 3.5.

    Unfortunately, software installation and uninstallation is not a trivial problem. To do it right would require a great deal of functionality that can only be performed by the OS, which would need, for example, to track which system components were in use by which applications. And it would need to have the ability to associate specific versions of system components with applications, so that it would not be vulnerable to the assumption that Version 3.6.1 of the Frammis Service is absolutely guaranteed to have fewer bugs and be totally backward compatible with every previous version of the Frammis Service that has ever been released.

    And before sixteen people reply explaining that .NET fixes all that, spare me. As I pointed out, it has been true FOREVER that Microsoft has claimed that the next release of NT/Win2K/WinXP/Longhorn/whatever would fix all that.

    Microsoft didn't solve the problem. They just sort of declared that it had been solved. Installshield and friends kludge their way through installations, merrily making clumsy guesses and assumptions about the history of the system and the needs of other applications and overwriting files and changing registry settings. SQA departments are happy if the installed application runs after installation on a clean OS with no other software installed and don't have the time or the mission to make sure that (say) installing the application doesn't break anybody else's application. (Indeed, one suspects that in some parts of the industry, it's consider a plus if installing one application breaks other applications, if they happen to be competing applications).

    I could go on and on. (Indeed, I already have). In the world of PC's (and I include both WIndows and Macs--and nothing I've read makes me think Linux is very different), an awful lot of things don't work very well and NOBODY SEEMS TO CARE because it's "always" been that way. Laypeople have gotten accustomed to blaming themselves ("my computer hates me,") IT departments don't even expect computers to work properly after about three years; developers/hackers/sophisticated users enjoy the challenge of troubleshooting the latest glitch... ...and formerly tame, humble consumer devices like televisions sets, cars, and cameras are getting computers built into them and are declining in usability too.

  105. Re:Ignoring the root cause and fighting the sympto by kbahey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We should not just "figure out ideologies". We should figure out the REASONS these extreme ideologies develop.

    It is now a war for the US, but before that it was just extremist political dissent in other countries. Because it was not treated then by the societies that had it, it fled abroad and went out of control.

    The analogy to Nazism and Fascism and wars against them is fallacious too. These were countries against countries, with defined armies, leaders, equipment, theaters of operations, ...etc. So, it was easy to attack a well defined enemy, and have a declared state of war.

    Terrorism is more amorphous, hidden, and clandestine. It does not have defined head quarters, nor armies, nor a theater of operation.

    It is more like crime, than like war.

    If it is to be defeated, it is by eliminating the cause(s) for it. Before these causes can be eliminated, they should be diagnosed and identified.

    Oh, and I disagree this is a "war of culture", as much as the extremists (on both sides) want it to be.

  106. System Restore worked wonders! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I can attest to this. Recently, a technician from my new ISP came to install ADSL on my machine, and when I returned home I discovered that the connection fell every one or two minutes, max download speed of 1Kb/sec and that the PC was not working to full speed as usual. (I blamed the ADSL drivers for this, but later discovered that it was the Sasser worm)
    I did not want to reinstall everything, so I went for an alternate solution:

    System Restore to the previous day.

    It worked wonders! PC back to full speed, installed the ADSL drivers, net to full speed and finally succeeded in updating AVG virus definitions. I've had no problems since.

  107. I must be one of the lucky few.. by Barkmullz · · Score: 1


    on Slashdot that has never had any of the horrible system malfuctions in Windows that are regularly written about in here.

    As expected, pretty quickly the registry started accumulating all sorts of rubbish, and the system started exhibiting strange bugs. First Mozilla stopped working; reinstallations, uninstallations, upgrades did not resolve the problem, so I switched to Opera.

    This dude is obviously doing something wrong.

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  108. It's a conspiracy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Windows NT/2000/XP all have the ability to limit the damage done by virii and worms. I thought this quite nice and created accounts for everyone at my home sans admin privs.

    That lasted about 5 weeks. Why? Because every damnable application requires admin priv to install. Huh? Why does turbo-tax need admin? Why does nearly every damned game in the universe need it?

    All have admin now. I seem to be hit with some piece of malware once a week or more. My time is valuable (to me anyway) and so I've instructed my "users" to save anything they really want on the network disk -- A Linux/Samba server. It's just plain easier than having them run to me all the time to install Martha's cookbook program or Tiny-tots goes to visit grandma.

    Let's save a little bit of the blame here for the app developers too. They are just as guilty at generating the current situation as Mickeysoft.

  109. Re:Registry is great, patching is easy by Dr.+Shim · · Score: 1

    IMHO, the registry is messy, not secure, and an old technology. Fortunatly, Microsoft will ditch the registry all together, in Longhorn, as I recall reading in a couple articles. .NET, for one, doesn't require any registry editing at all! You can, however... I think they're going in favour of something called manifests. Can't remember the details, but I believe it's an XML file that describes the program.

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  110. Messenger Service and Blaster Worm!! by scrubmuffin · · Score: 2, Informative

    Come on.. homeboy needs a firewall BAD!
    A simple Linksys NAT box would do the trick. Network administration 101: know what ports you have open, what protocols they run and what their vulnerabilities are. This goes for any operating system.
    If your system gets a worm via a port you didn't know it had open then you should consider it a valuable lesson.

  111. Firewall by Pelops · · Score: 3, Informative

    Well, while i agree with most of the point made, there are simple steps to prevent worms.
    At my parent's home, there is a Linux box doing NAT, so, in the box, the windows box on the local network are protected from any worms. They end up having enough time to download all the necessary patches from Windows Update.
    Recently, I reinstalled my windows XP. But before reformatting, the first thing i did was to burn a firewall like zone alarm. I then install my box without being connected the internet, and proceed to install the firewall. It is only then that i download the patches.
    Else, it would be just plain nightmare.

  112. Registry? by jon514 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I may be missing something here, but as I understand it the windows registry is just a repository for configuration information. The real problem lies in the system config settings that are exposed in the registry eg. HKLM\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run & the general lack of access control to update such keys.

    On a unix box a virus could achieve similar effects by writing itself into the /etc/init.d directory - except of course the default permissions mean you normally need root access to do that, making unix a little more secure by default. Otherwise, the /etc directory performs a pretty similar function to the windows registry.

  113. Which 3 year old OS would survive? by Eristone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Okay, I read through the article and just have a few questions.

    1) Which OS that if you reinstalled from the original installation disks (which is what he is doing) would be able survive on a live internet connection long enough to download all the most recent patches and updates?

    2) He knew he was going to re-install - why didn't he download SP4 (or already have it downloaded most likely) and make a CD with it before he wiped his system?

    3) Along the same vein, why didn't he download the additional patches before wiping the system?

    This particular case is more of poor planning on the part of the system rebuilder.

    1. Re:Which 3 year old OS would survive? by argent · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can't think of an operating system that wouldn't survive an internet connection for long enough to download updates. I wouldn't have the slightest concern putting any 3 year old UNIX system of any flavor online to download its patches, or even an old-school Mac running that abomination known as Mac OS 9, or for that matter Windows for Workgroups or Windows 3.11...

      The security design of Windows was hopelessly comrpomised when they merged the desktop and the browser, and nothing less than the complete reversal of that decision can restore it.

    2. Re:Which 3 year old OS would survive? by Eristone · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't have the slightest concern putting any 3 year old UNIX system of any flavor online to download its patches, or even an old-school Mac running that abomination known as Mac OS 9, or for that matter Windows for Workgroups or Windows 3.11...

      So you think you could put a copy of Redhat 7.1 that would have Linux 2.4.4 (thank you Internet Archive) as the kernel would survive long enough to download everything to patch it to latest? Remember, this guy did nothing to try to prevent attacks on his machine before updating it - not even turn on the ip filtering that comes with Win2k Pro out of the box. (Not easy to find - but it is there) This is the equivalent of putting a non-ipchains/tables system up. ssh is available to the outside world and running. So is telnet. I don't think that the slapper worm has been completely wiped...

      I think I'll try it as an experiment this week. I have an old redhat cd lying around and a spare cable modem pipe (although to be a fair comparison I should use a dial up account like the article) - I'll see if I can get that up, running and patched without being 0wn3d.

    3. Re:Which 3 year old OS would survive? by maximilln · · Score: 1

      I start my Debian installs from 2.2r4 and have no problem getting all the updates without being owned.

      Here's a hint: don't tell your script-kiddie friends your semi-static IP address just before you reinstall.

      Of course, I reinstall Win98 without any problems, either. I don't know what the fuss is about.

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    4. Re:Which 3 year old OS would survive? by argent · · Score: 1

      I don't use Red Hat, so I don't know what Red Hat 7.1 turns on by default. The systems I use are all "default off" for everything, and have been for longer than three years.

      None of my systems has ever had ipchains/iptables/ipfilter/ipfw/... turned on. I just turn off the services. That's exactly equivalent, with the additional advantage that it "fails closed".

      I don't think I could do the equivalent on Windows. There's too many mystery services.

  114. Re:Use the Router by js3 · · Score: 1

    I shake my head when people surf the net without routers. It's like using a sitting on the lid of a public toilet without any paper between you and the seat. get a damn router

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  115. I run XP Pro by localhost00 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    And it hasn't been infected in a long time.

    You can throw AAW and NAV at the typical user and hope the computer will remain scumware free, but the best defense is the user learning to not trust any arbitrary website and download.

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  116. I skip the CD part for home ... by twigles · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since we have 2 win2k boxes and multiple bsd boxes I always have some harddrive with my collection of patches. You can just rename them by prepending the download date like this:
    2004-04-13-Windows2000-KB837001-x86-ENU.EXE

    and rebuild a machine behind a NAT box while calmly reading a magazine. Yes, it does suck that we need a network appliance between our hosts and the internet but this isn't a windows-only problem, it's just much much worse on windows for many obvious reasons.

    Keeping local copies of patches and having a secure network to set boxes up is just what I consider the cost of doing business (on M$, on BSD/Linux you just turn the service off until you dl the patch).

    1. Re:I skip the CD part for home ... by startup.cmd · · Score: 1
      You can just rename them by prepending the download date like this:
      2004-04-13-Windows2000-KB837001-x86-ENU.EXE

      and rebuild a machine behind a NAT box while calmly reading a magazine.

      A nice command line like

      for %U in (*windows*-enu.exe) do start /wait %U /norestart /passive
      could make it even easier. That is, if they're properly renamed with timestamps.
  117. Re:Wireless Lan by cft_128 · · Score: 1
    And if you're on a wireless LAN?

    Unplug the antenna? Put a metal cage around the computer?... Maybe unplug the router and kick *everyone* off the network. I bet the latter would be the MS recommended solution: right up there with not clicking on links and typing them in by hand to avoid the deceptive URLs.

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  118. AutoPatcherXP by Angry_Admin · · Score: 3, Informative

    AutoPatcherXP is an excellent collection of patches and updates that I've included on CD (along with some other tools) for our user's home computers. It contains about 300Megs of updates/patches/apps and is relatively up to date with all of the critical patches.
    After running AutoPatcher, only a few critical updates are needed off of windowsupdate's site. Unfortunately, MS04-011 is one of the critical patches NOT included with AutoPatcher. :(

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    1. Re:AutoPatcherXP by PhiltheeG · · Score: 1

      Autopatcher XP is more for fresh installs of Windows XP, not really for keeping machines up to date a secure with the most current patches. The most current version of Autopatcher is March, if the April/May release doesn't come out today or tomorrow. I used to use Bigfix on my 98 machines but it seemed to get behind too frequently

      That said, however, Autopatcher has some good things going for it

      • Customizable database (add your own default installation items.
      • Nice interface.
      • Dozens (too many at times) registry tweaks.
      • Most components (i.e. direct X
      • Some nice freeware, like media player classic.

      http://www.autopatcher.com/WebAPXP.htm

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  119. Registry accumulating rubbish by eltoyoboyo · · Score: 1

    latif wrote: As expected, pretty quickly the registry started accumulating all sorts of rubbish, and the system started exhibiting strange bugs. First Mozilla stopped working; reinstallations, uninstallations, upgrades did not resolve the problem, so I switched to Opera.

    He is not terribly descriptive of the registry rubbish or strange bugs. I can certainly empathize with his trials and tribulations, but I suspect the VMWare trial was only one of many applications installed.

    The only useful information is the anecdote about being hit with the worm as soon as the internet connection is made. And the good advice would be that you need Service packs and patches installed before you connect ANY machine directly to the internet.

    The only thing missing from the article was the part where the author says "I switched to ReactOS and lived happily ever after."

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  120. Issues with Windows by gmletzkojr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One of the difficult things associated with Windows is that you can't always get online to download the updates. Where I live, the majority of people still use dialup, and gathering the Windows updates is like sucking peanut butter through a straw. The other problem is that alot of people don't know what updates really are, and how they can affect their pc. Also, try getting the most recent patches for an OS that is not the most current one (or shockingly, one not connected to the internet). MS makes it really hard to download and install updates on a machine that is not running the latest OS and has a slow (or no) connection to the internet.

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  121. Re:This article is a disgrace to slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS will mail you a cd for free (no small fee, but then i didn't finish the form to verify this)

    some linux distros do provide update ISOs, so you still need to get someone to download and burn them for you. but then if you didn't to a network install , that was probably how you got the originals anyway.

  122. Firewall solution by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    Wow. Think of what you're saying. You're telling users that they need to shell out almost a hundred bucks for a device that will allow them to safely download updates. Has Microsoft security gotten so bad that we're just going to accept that you need to buy a firewall just keep your OS up to date? Does anyone else see a problem with this?

    Three points:

    1) Yes, it is that bad. WHY is the DCOM/RPC stuff activated on internet-facing interfaced by default????? This shows clearly that Microsoft simply is more interested in corporate supportability over security. ( Correct answer should be: You have to reconfigure your interfaces for DCOM).

    2) ICF is a horrible solution for a networked environment. It might work (for XP, not 2000 as in the article) for a single computer, but since ICS is not effected by ICF, this is unmaintainable for networked computers. Furthermore, you ahve no host/network permissions in ICF, so you can't say "Allow RPC from my computers, but block them from others" as you can with IPTables.

    3) Even if you had good security, having a separate hardware firewall is a good idea. I am selling such firewalls based on old donated/recycled computers for about $100 plus installation labor. They run Linux and IPTables, and offer ACL support, logging, port forwarding, report generation, and other features. They are designed to be run by someone with some basic networking and Linux skill, but web-based interfaces may eventually be offered (over SSL and intranet-facing only).

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  123. This guys a whinner... by Hoover,L+Ron · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The overall tone of this article comes off as another thinly veiled "Linux is sooo much better than M$" diatribe that it is not funny. Come on take some responsibilty for your own cluelessness and educate yourself on how to live in the real world.

  124. Re:Ignoring the root cause and fighting the sympto by dioscaido · · Score: 1

    Microsoft takes the approach of fighting the symptom (malware, ...etc.), and not the root cause (flawed security design, ...etc.).

    I hate it when uninformed people make blanket statements like this.

    For the past year Microsoft's main focus has been security. They stopped development in many major products, Windows in particular, for a month so that people could attend seminars on writing secure code, and ramp up to the company wide security initiative.

    Say what you want about the current state of the code, but in the near future we will start seeing some serious improvements.

  125. Another Perspective by blunte · · Score: 1

    Many users need a simplified appliance that does a very limited set of things.

    There are plenty of (admittedly non-networked) electronic appliances that people use frequently that do NOT require constant fixes and patches.

    People need an OS/UI that provides a very simplified way to do basic things - read/write documents, browse the web, and email. Some also need simplified spreadsheets, checkbook management, and other similar software.

    All of these things could be provided in a simple, safe way. But everyone has been stuck since 1984 on creating this whole desktop mess.

    Don't expect users to learn complicated things. Most refuse to learn it, just like they refuse to learn how to maintain a car. Of course in the case of the car, they were instructed at purchase time that certain maintenance was required. Then the company that sold the car typically will mail notices (nags) about due maintenance.

    Reminds me of the old Bill Gates comment about if GM made cars. I don't like GM, but many people would be better off if cars were indeed made by GM.

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    1. Re:Another Perspective by mgoodman · · Score: 1

      Naturally, most people need limited functionality. Regardless, extra functionality is there because it is extremely difficult to determine what users need. Some users use ActiveX daily. Some never do. Some users use a JRE daily. Some never do. Some users use Outlook, some users use web mail.

      As unfortunate as it may be, the desktop mess is necessary. Besides, the average consumer wants more bang for his/her buck. The more programs they get, the better the deal they think they are getting. "Ooooh I get Norton System works and registry cleaner to screw up my system whenever I please!"

      What we need is an installation of Windows that blocks everything but port 80. That's right! EVERYTHING. No client-side mail. Only webmail. Furthermore, we need a trimmed down browser. One that doesn't allow users to "save to disk" or download any binary files. While we're at it, let's completely get rid of cookies, javascript, java, activeX, flash, etc. and make users use Lynx.

      OK, seeing as how that's never going to happen, we simply need better "secure-by-default" settings with a relatively intuitive GUI on tweaking those settings.

      We need to educate users. I'm sick of hearing that users are dumb. We all know they're dumb. But if they're too dumb to figure out how to tweak settings using a GUI that asks them a couple "Yes/No" questions, then they couldn't possibly be contributing much to society and shouldn't be on the Internet. Social Darwinism in the Internet Age!!!

      We have intuitive GUI's out there. We have secure by default installations out there. Now we just need to combine the two.

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    2. Re:Another Perspective by blunte · · Score: 1

      With respect to dumb users, unfortunately sometimes that isn't an option. I work with people who are competent or better at their actual jobs, but are morons when it comes to computers.

      I can't fire them, and if I could, I probably wouldn't be able to replace them easily. Nor can I keep them off a computer, since part of their job requires using it. These are not dumb people. They just have some reason (conscious or unconscious) for not learning. They have even received some training on basics.

      So the best thing I can think of is some customizable, kiosk-like interface for them. Some of them can't even handle resizing a window (no joke). Actually they would benefit greatly from Expose, but that's unfortunately not a Windows feature.

      Hating ignorant users is not helpful, nor is being elitist. I have no choice but to support them.

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  126. New Windows OS Branding by Metal+Remains · · Score: 1

    $399 - Windows 2006 SE Security Edition $200 - Windows 2007 SE SP1

  127. Hmm.. by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

    The writer of the article complained that the stand-alone patch for Blaster required Service Pack 2, which he did not have.. Maybe keeping up-to-date on the latest patches would have helped him? Nobody who I know got sasser because I set their machines to automaticly download and install the latest patches.

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  128. Custom CD by Cigamit · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Custom Update CDs are by far the easiest way to fix most of your family members problems without actually having to be there (or netmeeting ect...)

    My custom CD auto runs upon insertion, and with the help of a little autoit script, it does this

    - Pops up a windows telling them to politely leave the PC the hell alone (and updates the status along the way)
    - Locks all user keyboard and mouse input (don't want them screwing anything else up)
    - Executes "ipconfig /release" (die network!)
    - Runs the latest McAfee Stinger (silently)
    - Runs the latest McAfee Command Line scanner from the extracted SuperDat files
    - Checks Whether its 2000 or XP and makes sure that the latest SP is installed, if not, it installs it (and then reboots)
    - Installs all the latest Critical Updates for that OS
    - Updates their McAfee or Norton Anti-Virus with the lastest dats on the CD (unless older)
    - Runs Spybot (copies config file over first, which autostarts/autofixes everything upon running)
    - Verifies that several of the services are set to the correct status (stopped/disabled or started/automatic)
    - Installs a registry file to help speed up the menus, ect...
    - Reboots

    This has saved me more time than I can possible count. Before switching to this method, my life was hell (not to mention how high my gas bill was), now I just Fedex them a Updated CD anytime they call, and 99% of all problems are solved.

  129. Misleading title by Acrimonious+Coward · · Score: 1

    If "Window Security" were really a Nightmare, that would mean we would eventually wake up and discover it was only a dream. Unfortunately, in this case, it simply ain't gonna happen.

  130. Problems is Computers = Windows for most people by Ridgelift · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The whole idea of Windows Update is a joke. Using an unreliable and insecure network as the primary means of distributing security updates is simply idiotic. This is like asking people to walk through a minefield to get to a shelter.

    And yet, people still want Windows. I work in a high-tech call center, and people still look at me with blank stares when I tell them I don't use Windows at all at home.

    Q "What do you run for anti-virus?"
    A "Nothing. Linux isn't as succeptible to viruses"

    Q "What about spyware?"
    A "Same thing. I don't run anti-spyware either because I don't get it. Oh, and I can update my computer without rebooting too"

    I've even had a laptop running nothing but Slackware, and technical people _not_ believing that Windows wasn't somehow still on the machine! People just don't see computers with anything other than Windows. If computers = Windows, then how can people get sick of Windows and not be sick of computers? The fact is, Microsoft has done a brilliant job of equating computers with Windows, to the point where even most technical people don't see any other option.

    I think my job as an Open Source advocate is to just let people see Linux run on a computer, and let them follow the inevitable logical conclusion themselves.

    1. Re:Problems is Computers = Windows for most people by Spoing · · Score: 1
      1. And yet, people still want Windows. I work in a high-tech call center, and people still look at me with blank stares when I tell them I don't use Windows at all at home.

      I can relate. One guy kept refering to my desktop (KDE) as "XP", and I corrected him numerous times. About 4 weeks of this, he finally stopped calling it XP.

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    2. Re:Problems is Computers = Windows for most people by CoolVibe · · Score: 1
      Q "What do you run for anti-virus?"
      A "Nothing. Linux isn't as succeptible to viruses"

      (disclaimer, I'm a freebsd/dfbsd guy, and I dislike stuff from MS as much as the next slashdotter)

      I have to say that statement is false. *nix _is_ susceptable for viruses, it's just a lousy target to write viruses for, so that's why we don't see 'em. The point of the author of the article is that MS has virus/worm distribution so easy it's almost criminal.

      As for my solution, I usually advise people to buy a cheap low-end P1 at some computer dump, slap in two NIC's and put smoothwall or (if they pay me for it) openbsd + pf on there with NAT and firewalled up the hilt. Takes care of all the messenger spam and worm attack problems, and it's a workable solution. If they need a new computer alltogether, I usually advise them to go for a macintosh and to steer clear of the windows deathtrap.

      As for the spyware, well, educating them does help, and aquainting them with adaware and/or spybot search & destroy does help somewhat. Of course you can advocate your favourite open source OS, but why do people mostly decline? The apps. People fear change.

    3. Re:Problems is Computers = Windows for most people by Octorian · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know, that reminds me of when I went to work at a computer camp one summer ('00) during college. When I went there, I brought my recently aquired "purple" computer. (yeah, it looked cool, and had cool-looking screensavers everyone noticed)

      When looking at it, one of the counselors (ok, he was the lazy guy who ran the R/C cars stuff) asked if it was running '98 (as in Windows '98) :-)

      Of course it wasn't. It was an SGI Indigo2 running IRIX 6.5, with 4Dwm as the X window manager.

      I'd love to have some average person ask me about my home "computer" (probably referring to my main desktop, as I have several systems) sometime these days, if only to confuse them. At the moment it is a Sun box running Solaris 9. (and tech people assume Linux, when they see KDE and all that other OSS stuff running on the screen, hehe)

    4. Re:Problems is Computers = Windows for most people by fire-eyes · · Score: 1

      The way I look at this, is it's a good thing.

      It helps you figure out VERY quickly who has a clue, and who is an idiot.

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    5. Re:Problems is Computers = Windows for most people by Hays · · Score: 1


      Q "What do you run for anti-virus?"
      A "Nothing. Linux isn't as succeptible to viruses"


      Keep telling yourself that. It will be all the more spectacular when a linux destroying worm makes the rounds. Especially when tech-support know-it-alls tell everyone that linux has some kind of magical virus immunity.

    6. Re:Problems is Computers = Windows for most people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Q "What do you run for anti-virus?"
      Q "What about spyware?"
      I run Windows and don't use anti-virus or anti-spyware, haven't since DOS days, and unfortunately* I've never had a problem.

      You don't need that shit to avoid viruses or malware. Admitadly my email client isn't OE, I am behind a firewall, and if virus comes out using a new exploit I will make sure I have it patched incase someone else behind my firewall is a tard. I have also had to make the concession of no longer having open writable shares.

      How do I know I don't have viruses?

      Well, if something isn't acting the way I think it should be, a really nice simple scenario would be that I have a virus and that's why, then all you have to do is run the virus program and problem solved! Unfortunately, whenever I pray that my complex problems can be solved by simply running a virus scan, it has always come up clean.

      Windows is vurnerable to viruses mostly because of the people who run it, and OE, neither of these things are "Windows".
  131. Re:Ignoring the root cause and fighting the sympto by kbahey · · Score: 1

    Well, how long did it take them to do that?

    And when was that again? Just a few month ago as I recall?

    The current state of the code may improve a bit, but that is not the end of the story.

    There are certain 'design' issues that no amount of secure programming can circumvent. Things like:

    - Requiring Admin privileges to run certain user programs
    - HTML and Java script for email ...etc. ...etc.

    So, do not be too optimistic that this is a cure all.

  132. Re:Ignoring the root cause and fighting the sympto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds reasonable.

    Kind of like cancer. You can keep cutting out tumors, but unless you remove the carcenogens from the environment, they'll just keep coming back.

  133. Not Windows, third party apps & drivers by Malc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This guy's an idiot. He installs crap and unreliable third party applications and drivers on his system and then blames Microsoft! The article was a rant about security, so why the comments about the registry? It seems that was a dig based on some other personal dislike. He admits he placed his trust in some third party tool to clean his registry! Seems rather foolish.

    If Linux were as popular as Windows, there would just as much poor quality crap coming out for it trashing /etc, /lib, rc scripts, etc. Just as time consuming and frustrating to fix. Just as painful for incompetent and computer illiterate people. Just as many people running with root level priviledges. Just as many boxes cracked automatically before security updates can be downloaded.

    I ran Windows 2000 for 3.5 years with the only problems coming from Creative Labs DXR3 and SoundBlaster Live! drivers, and Mozilla's graphics resource eating issues. I won't buy anything from Creative Labs again, and Mozilla have fixed their bugs. I only had to re-install Windows after I accidentally trashed the first part of its partition playing around under Linux (Grub, Lilo, dd ... oops!).

    1. Re:Not Windows, third party apps & drivers by erik_norgaard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      First: You say don't install third party software, so you're really advocating for monopoly. Sure, there exists crap 3rd party software, but the OS should be able to protrect itself such that the system is not rendered unbootable.

      Second: His main 2nd point is still valid, regardless of what forced the reinstall. Inability to fetch updates fast enough to avoid being hit by a worm attack, the inability to resume fetch, the inability fetch a cd image, etc. all makes it a pain to get the system up to date. It is a huge problem to maintain and update a vulnerable system when securityexperts claim that an unprotected pc will by hit by Sasser within aproximately 10 minutes.

      Why is rpc on by default, on a stand alone machine? Ok, for interprocess communication - but only on the loopback interface!

      Microsoft has sold an 'insecure by default' product for years, while they should follow a 'secure by default' philosophy: Disable all services by default. The main reason that windows is so widespread (still) is that this is what the home user knows, and hence companies saves money on training. If MS wants to stay in Buisness they should protect the home user - and the home user does not need all the services enabled by default.

      Also, they would isolate kernel space and user space such that your system can boot and fetch updates, regardless of how many user space programs you install and deinstall. Only the OS should mess around in the kernel space.

      Again and again people loose data and time because they inadvertendly do something that appears inocent everyday action, but tampers their system and renders it unuseable.

      If you could at least get the system up to get backups - ofcourse it's always weeks ago - before you go on to reinstall, you might actually get as far as live (painfully) with the remaining problems.

      Maintaining Windows is a pain, in particular for the average Joe.

    2. Re:Not Windows, third party apps & drivers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say don't install third party software, so you're really advocating for monopoly.

      No, just don't go installing 3rd party applications, then just automatically blaming Microsoft because it is convenient. It is pretty obvious when reading the article that the author doesn't really have any points to get across other than how much he dislikes Microsoft. Here is a pretty good example:

      "The upcoming SP2 update for Windows XP is another good example of a clueless fix. According to the reports I have read SP2 will enable the XP firewall by default, and will also include many nifty features to protect the system. It is pretty obvious that such updates cannot work in the presence of the Windows Registry. Windows users who install any kind of software will sooner or later be forced to downgrade because of registry problems, and when they do they will get fried."

      What the fuck is he talking about? Does he have any specific evidence to back up his claims of how the registry is going to have issues relating to SP2? Obvious that updates cannot work in the presence of the registry? If it so obvious, then they should maybe explain it to the rest of us who don't see the "light". I installed SP2 RC1 a few weeks ago and I have had no issues at all, and infact I found some of the new features to be very refreshing. I was very surprised to see new features in a service pack - as we all know, they are usually reserved for just patches and such.

    3. Re:Not Windows, third party apps & drivers by Malc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Thank you! I really would like to hear an explanation about how SP2 will fail in the presence of the registry.

      As for your comment about new features in SPs: I think MSFT stopped doing that in NT4 days due a large number of complaints from big corporations. This is a return to days of old. They seem to be handling it better though - recall stories here of the details 6 or months ago.

    4. Re:Not Windows, third party apps & drivers by innate · · Score: 1

      You had no problems with Windows... therefore there must not be problems. I too have had some Windows machines that were stable over a long period of time, but what the guy describes is all too common.

      I can't tell you how many long evenings I've spent rebuilding someone's Windows computer because they did something seemingly innocuous that messed up their registry; or how I cringe when people tell me how much "faster" their new computer is -- I know their old computer would probably be just as fast if Windows was re-installed fresh.

      Although I normally have a hardware firewall present, I have had to rebuild systems without one and you get infected instantly.

      By contrast, the number of evenings and weekends I've spent rebuilding Macs -- and my Mac users are just as clueless as my Windows users -- is, exactly, zero.

      The problem is systemic to Microsoft's OS. The poor quality crap for Mac OS (and Linux and FreeBSD) doesn't mess up the system to the same degree. It's just as crappy but it can always be fixed in a logical manner, and without digging through tens of thousands of registry GUIDs, and without reinstalling the OS.

      The best way I could describe Windows is "brittle". It is very solid right up until you reach its breaking point, then it shatters into a thousand pieces.

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  134. oki, here is a nice solution or two : by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As we all know, computers, aren't meant to be in the hands of users, but strictly confined to (some) admins.

    There is a solution that any knowledgable admin can use : whenever a new service pack is out, you create an updated Windows installation cd (or dvd) that include the latest service pack => When reinstalling, you do that from SP4k or whatever, and it gives you an nice, almost secure config to start updating from...

    Also, a standard practice in my home is the use of Ghost just after the installation of all the basics softwares and updates...=> ditto.

    Now, a solution I have personnaly used on a friend computer after the usual "crashed before it even updated" episode : I booted her compuer using knoppix, downloaded the latest service pack and quite a bit of separate updates on a separate partition and then made an install without the net on...Ironic, using Linux to get a windows install running...

    Also (but that is only true on my own home network) I use a dedicated firewall (yeah, Linux) on my network, and I only keep open the ports I need...So, if I need to make a "virgin" Windows install, the firewall protects me from the nasty worms/exploits/whatsoever...

    Repeat after me : No Lusers in my Computer room ! 8)
    (Happily supporting my dad since Windows 3.11, I made my preceding comments a rule... backup often, streamline your updates, use a dedicated firewall...and NEVER let your dad (or any Luser) with a root/administrator account...btw, he's still using 98...

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    1. Re:oki, here is a nice solution or two : by Pxtl · · Score: 4, Interesting

      1) working from behind a standard router is good, as you say. Any basic NAT will block most attacks.

      2) you outline a problem - using anything but windows update for updating a machine is the domain of super-l33t windows geeks. Not normal people. I know my way around a windows box very very well, but trying to update anything on a win box without the updater I find nearly impossible. Yes, there are admin downloads, but I find them outright scary to slog through.

      IMHO, they need something simpler - 2 things.
      a) a way to generate an updater CD to re-apply all windows update patches currently installed on your PC (for when you wipe) and b) up-to-date updater CD ISO's available to download for each currently supported MS OS for when you need to set up a friends computer. I recently set up a friends '98 box and it was a headache - a nice "download this disk and burn it for patching" that I could launch from XP would be ideal. If they're concerned about bandwidth, throw some of their mass of coders to make an MS torrent-a-like for said ISOs.

    2. Re:oki, here is a nice solution or two : by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      I also use Ghost. Best investion since toilet paper. (Ok, maybe the washing machine is better. Or the microwave oven. Or posiibly the VCR(to my mom, anyway)But you get my drift.) It's so nice to completely restore my system in only ten minutes.
      Did you ever try to get him to switch? Not trolling, just asking... If he's happy with what he's got, he should stick with it.

      ...btw, he's still using 98...

      SE, right? :-) I think the last time I heard 98 being mentioned was when we were singing something about the numbers of bottles of beer on the wall.

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    3. Re:oki, here is a nice solution or two : by the+unbeliever · · Score: 1

      In regards to A), update.exe and slipstreaming provides this. My current Win2k install disk has all updates as of the most recent, along with a goodie bag of applications (Firefox, Thunderbird, Filezilla, etc etc etc)

    4. Re:oki, here is a nice solution or two : by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1
      I also use Ghost. Best investion since toilet paper.

      Its called "dd" on any Unix system, long before there was Norton Anything, Symantec Anything and even DOS, Windows or Linux anything. Although I think, toilet paper did come first.

    5. Re:oki, here is a nice solution or two : by FueledByRamen · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, Ghost is a bit more advanced than DD. It copies the filesystem structures and the files exactly (as far as [the NTFS/FAT32 equivalent of] inode numbers and such), but it doesn't bother copying the unallocated space, and it compresses the image on the fly.

      Though if you want to do that with dd, you could:

      dd if=/dev/zero of=/path/to/partition/zero.dat bs=1048576 count=freespace-in-MB
      rm /path/to/partition/zero.dat

      which will zero all of the free space in the partition, then pipe the actual dd of the partition through bzip2 or gzip.

      Then you have all of the Ghost enterprise features like being able to multicast a Ghost image, netboot to autoghost, push images (remotely trigger a reboot and image download), deploy individual applications (like Windows installer automated deployments, except that it works), etc... which I'm sure you can do with free software anyway, but it's nice to have the convenient package.

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    6. Re:oki, here is a nice solution or two : by WoTG · · Score: 1
      Minor nitpick... but...
      ...and NEVER let your dad (or any Luser) with a root/administrator account...btw, he's still using 98...
      is a bit of an oxymoron. Windows 98 has 0 security features.

      Your point, however, is excellent for those on NT/2K/XP. I can only imagine how much crap has not been downloaded b/c my Dad doesn't get admin rights on the PC's around here. It's too bad so many programs are poorly designed with respect to limited accounts - if I have to fuss with file/registry permissions for another program...
    7. Re:oki, here is a nice solution or two : by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 3, Informative
      but it doesn't bother copying the unallocated space, and it compresses the image on the fly.

      True but then you do:

      dd if=/dev/my_funky_partition of=- | gzip > image.gz

      Actually I tend to do:

      dd if=/dev/my_important_stuff of=- | gzip | cdrecord -

      Of course there are better ways of handling this in Unix world, things like ole good 'tar' or 'dump' come to mind.

      As for the other stuff, sure its nice but it costs pretty penny and you need to upgrade the crap all the time, not to mention the always popular proprietary software trap. A bootable business-card Linux (like Linux-BBC for example) and some custom scripts are all you need to achieve most of these tasks and you get to retain full control of the entire process.

    8. Re:oki, here is a nice solution or two : by TechniMyoko · · Score: 1

      geesus murphy, whats DD stand for? on windows files are named after what they do, DD doesnt sound very intuitive

    9. Re:oki, here is a nice solution or two : by Ramadog · · Score: 1
      geesus murphy, whats DD stand for? on windows files are named after what they do, DD doesnt sound very intuitive

      I don't know if it is correct or not but the first thing that comes to mind is disk dump.

    10. Re:oki, here is a nice solution or two : by shaitand · · Score: 1

      I always though it was disk duplicate myself

    11. Re:oki, here is a nice solution or two : by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      using anything but windows update for updating a machine is the domain of super-l33t windows geeks. Not normal people.

      I'm sure you're right, but that's enough to ensure that Microsoft stays a security nightmare. It's real easy to download RedHat or OpenBSD updates from an NT box. If I desperately need to download an update, I need to be able to do so easily from something else. Anything else!

    12. Re:oki, here is a nice solution or two : by perlchild · · Score: 1

      this is from memory, but I believe dd is for data dump
      It deals with raw files and devices, but there never was some fixation with files.

      On another note, for those who think dd is lacking in features, this might just do the trick.

    13. Re:oki, here is a nice solution or two : by theCoder · · Score: 1

      That's a good question. I did some googling, and even looked in the man pages, but I couldn't find anything. The other replies seem reasonable, but I have another theory. The man page for 'dd' says "dd - convert and copy a file". With that, the natural inclination would be to call it 'cc' (Convert and Copy), but that was already taken by the C Compiler. So perhaps the original author just went to the next letter, 'd', and called it "dd".

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    14. Re:oki, here is a nice solution or two : by Ramadog · · Score: 1

      I am not sure which dd stands for. Just searching on google I found some references say disk dump and others saying data dump.

    15. Re:oki, here is a nice solution or two : by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry. I thought we were talking about Windows... :-) Thanks for pointing it out though, because I do need to back up a Linux partition that I have at home.

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    16. Re:oki, here is a nice solution or two : by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      > Windows 98 has 0 security features.

      --It's also:

      o Rather easily secured by third-party software, such as Zonealarm ...and most importantly:

      o NOT the biggest and most tempting target for attacks (XP claims this slot.)

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    17. Re:oki, here is a nice solution or two : by orin · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. If more people knew about slipstreaming, there would be less problems as described in the article.

    18. Re:oki, here is a nice solution or two : by Reivec · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can already get a CD from microsoft, free even! http://www.microsoft.com/security/protect/cd/order .asp

      I am no MS advocate, but I am a tech support guy, and I have recommended this CD to people in the past.

    19. Re:oki, here is a nice solution or two : by minus9 · · Score: 1
      "geesus murphy, whats DD stand for? on windows files are named after what they do, DD doesnt sound very intuitive"

      So GHOST.EXE must kill your computer then. Very intuitive.

    20. Re:oki, here is a nice solution or two : by pixelbeat · · Score: 1

      You can get a lot of the way with dd/bzip2/ssh
      However if you want bells and whistles like
      progress bars etc, then have a look at partimage.
      BTW, I asked question 3.1 in the FAQ.

    21. Re:oki, here is a nice solution or two : by TechniMyoko · · Score: 1

      if you've played video games (ie: mario kart dd) you'd know ghosts are copies

    22. Re:oki, here is a nice solution or two : by maximilln · · Score: 1

      -----
      a) a way to generate an updater CD to re-apply all windows update patches currently installed on your PC (for when you wipe)
      -----
      Three reasons why this won't happen:
      1>There'd be no reason to sell expensive drive imaging software.
      2>The people who make drive imaging software would sue them for infrignement of patents.
      3>I think Windows is far too entangled with itself to be able to circumvent the imaging route by generating a differential CD.

      If you could save the security update patches to a separate folder at download time this may be possible. I've noticed this is becoming more and more difficult to do. It's almost like they're DRM'ing their update patches. Under Win98 I can still save mediaplayer and iexplore install .zips as I download them but there's no such option left on the Win2k/Me machines that I've used. Even going to the Windows website many of the click-links no longer offer to download a file but rather go straight to a download and install requester.

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  135. more stupid bullshit... by NIN1385 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Doesn't this tell us something when linux doesn't even need a cd to install itself, but if you want to even get online with windows...you need a fucking cd to patch all the fuck ups they left in it? This whole problem would be solved if they would place the patches on the computers at the factories they make them in. Then when these idiots get their new gateway computers they don't help spread worms and virus's around the internet. But what does it matter, I am sure that microsoft will probably just create a new way for them to cause problems that they will get paid to "fix".

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  136. MOD PARENT DOWN by sik0fewl · · Score: 1

    It's Redundant if it's covered in the article.

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  137. It's not about your OS, it's about your attitude. by Etone · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is pretty typical of the FUD articles about Windows or Linux that /. has been publishing lately. Windows zealots send in articles written by MS puppet "research organizations" that belittle the OSS folks; then the Linux zealots respond in kind with this article.

    It's really simple, people. Informed users will lock down their systems and know how to patch appropriately, regardless of their OS. Uninformed users will never lock down their systems or will get fooled into opening an exploit backdoor, regardless of their OS.

  138. Which registry cleaner crippleware? by obtuse · · Score: 1

    I'm interested to know which registry cleaner it was that was crippleware and rendered his machine unbootable.

    Also, any others known to watch out for?

    I don't mind shareware with limited functions if I'm told what they are up front, but if the vendor springs surprises on me they deserve to go down in flames. I buy products that are useful, but surprise crippleware is worse than useless because it burns my time.

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  139. Bingo by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

    Well said, sir!

  140. use CHX-I by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone should use CHX-I as a packet filter. It's not a piece of shit like zone alarm or norton or any other CLICK HERE TO BLOCK PAKATS firewall.

  141. As I told others by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 2, Informative

    if you insist on using Windows, get used to learning to live with malware. Sooner or later it will get installed on your system. The only secure Windows system is one without network access in any way, shape, or form.

    I downloaded the XP SP1a on a Linux box after reformatting my machines and then reinstalled them without net access and applied the CDR the Linux box burned. I also had antivirus tools, software firewalls, etc to install.

    Malware can be installed by visiting the wrong web page, try spelling microsoft.com wrong sometime and see what the bogus site does to your system. If you think only ActiveX does this, what about XPI in Mozilla, malware is written in both ActiveX and XPI bundles now.

    Make a wrong turn on the information highway and get owned.

    My Linux box is fine, except that it suffers from RPM and PKG hell. Which is about as bad as DLL hell, I guess?

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  142. no time to patch? by Incy · · Score: 1

    Just set your clock back. Worked for me and lots of others I know. Take as long as you want to get the patch over your 56K

  143. similar issue by cheeseSource · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have xp pro and one of the worms that hit gave me 20 seconds to resolve the issue before the computer shut down. Damn that was fun. Quckly access the net, search for the patch, download the patch - computer shuts off. Repeat until you are quick enough to beat the worm. It was like a horrible video game...

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    1. Re:similar issue by Mesaeus · · Score: 1

      Nice video game, I've got the cheat code too : type "shutdown -a" in Start/Run to abort the shutdown. I probably should have told you earlier but you were having so much fun trying to beat the worm :D

    2. Re:similar issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the time you find and install the resource kit (that's where shutdown.exe lives, and most users don't get this second CD), you're far better off just finding a page with removal instructions and bookmarking it, rebooting, then cleaning that shit out.

  144. So why.. by skinfitz · · Score: 1

    ...didn't he just format the box, turn on the XP built in firewall, then go online and get patched?

    Really - talk about being a drama queen.

  145. Bottom line... by IANAAC · · Score: 1
    This has been said by many others, but I'll break it down to even simpler terms:

    A PC destined to be on a network should not have to be unplugged from the network first in order successfully get on the network.

    Is that really that hard to understand?

  146. Re:i use windows--and I can't find the shift key by snoochyboochy · · Score: 1
    i use windows and have a hardware firewall, run ie and outlook express and have never had a problem. it can almost always be chalked up to not knowing how to operate things properly.
    Like a Shift key??
  147. I don't know what this guy is doing wrong... by joshv · · Score: 2, Interesting

    He seems to think that as a Windows installation ages, the registry accumulates cruft that eventually makes the system unusable.

    The presence of unused registry entries may take up disk space, and slightly slow registry lookups, but it's not going to significantly impact system performance.

    I've got systems that have been running on the same windows installation for over 4 years, with plenty of installation/de-installation.

    More than likely this guys had a host explorer extensions or system tray applets that he forgot about. The important thing is to vigilantly clear out old services and auto-run entries.

    "autoruns", available free at sysinternals.com, will show you every piece of crap that runs automatically when you login. You can use autoruns to delete the entry, or to figure out what programs to de-install. I've also had good success using this tool to whack mal/spyware.

    You can also audit your services. Sort the service list by everything that in a "running" status, and stop/disable those services that you know you no longer need.

    In my experience, it's the Windows users who don't know what they are doing that are always telling me how they had to "wipe their system and reinstall windows". I've only once met a system that I couldn't repair (a failed Windows XP upgrade).

    1. Re:I don't know what this guy is doing wrong... by botik32 · · Score: 1

      but I thought people used windows so they would not have to THINK about stuff. The theory was that windows liberates you from all the technical weird geeky things you don't need to know about. You know, just plug it in and WORK.

      We are not talking about experienced users here, but of the "normal" people who got the impression of easier use, more powerful etc. computer (remember Win95 installation slides?)

      I guess the first step is to admit that Microsoft has failed to provide an easy, fun, simple, safe and maintenance-free environment for their customers.

  148. Re:Ignoring the root cause and fighting the sympto by dioscaido · · Score: 1

    Once again, all those issues are bing addressed. Your original post stated that windows wasn't addressing the problem. It is. Their existing design decisions (out in the market) are horrid, like the ones you mentioned. But they are working on fixing it. Will they succeed? Who knows.

    BTW - The admin requirements for running user programs isn't a fault of Microsoft. Run any of their apps, and you'll see they graciously handle limited priviledge account. The real offenders are 3rd party vendors. Microsoft can hardly be held accountable for that.

  149. I just emailed the guy. by skinfitz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To: questions@techuser.net
    Subject: Solution to your install problem.

    Just read your article at http://www.techuser.net/index.php?id=47

    Here is how to avoid worms and messenger spam during patching:

    Turn on the XP firewall.

    Do this BEFORE going online. You can do this by going to the network control panel, getting the properties for your net connection, click the "Advanced" tab then click "Protect my computer...".

    You will find this renders you immune to blaster et al while you patch your machine.

    Regards. //

    For someone who claims to have a Masters Degree in CS he's not too bright is he?

    1. Re:I just emailed the guy. by Compenguin · · Score: 1

      Then why didn't the geniuses at Microsoft turn that on by default? I don't want to crawl behind the computer twice before I can update.

    2. Re:I just emailed the guy. by skinfitz · · Score: 1

      Its a very very good point, and is being addressed in Windows XP SP2.

      The other issue of course is one of automatic updates - I think if Microsoft had enabled that by default when XP came out the sky would have been falling in about privacy, however these days I think people would appreciate it if the bulk of users on the net had their boxen updated automatically.

  150. Re:Ignoring the root cause and fighting the sympto by marcilr · · Score: 1

    "no amount of policing will fix the problem for good." The solution is replacing insecure software with strong solutions. This is happening at a rapid pace as I type this. Is there a problem with this?

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  151. wanted! by init256 · · Score: 1

    Looks like wild west "Wanted" posters. In what century we are?

  152. easiest tech support method for friends and family by ilsie · · Score: 1

    When a friend or family memeber comes to me for tech support, I listen to the problem (one time, and I shit you not, my sister thought her computer was broken because the top of the minesweeper window that she opened was off the desktop, so she could not close it. She thought it was because she had bought an AMD Athlon instead of an Intel Celery.), assume a grave expression, and tell them that their computer is hosed and they need to buy a new one.

  153. First thing I do with a new Windows install is... by 5n3ak3rp1mp · · Score: 4, Interesting

    1) run any security updates
    2) strongly suggest not using Outlook
    3) Completely lock down the "Internet" security zone in IE and force users to add sites that don't function properly (due to scripting turned off) to "Trusted Sites" (which has scripting on)
    4) Strongly suggest that users use Firefox instead of IE wherever possible
    5) Install antivirus software
    6) Install Spybot Search & Destroy and AdAware

    This keeps most spyware, virii and worms out.

    As a curious side-note, the first thing I do with a new OS X install is...
    1) Apply security patches
    2) There is no Step 2 ;)

  154. Would You Like Some Cheese... by Macgruder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... To go with that whine?

    At first, I thought he had a valid complaint, but then as he goes through his shopping list of ills, he generalizes and skips over potential fixes any tech worth his salt would pursue. (and these are quite simple enough for any reasonably intelligent user to perform. I have instructed my own father over a the telephone, how to perform these items)

    1) I have an IBM Thinkpad A22m, purchased in November 2001. It came with Win2k.

    Only once have I performed a system reinstall (3 weeks ago or so) to free up hard drive space from numerous programs, and not because of any issues with the operating system.

    In the 2 1/2 years I've used this incarnation of Win2K, I have applied Critical Updates from MS as they were released. I also ran McAfee 6.0 (retail), and IE 6 was the browser of choice.

    Until this last fall, I did not run any type of popup blocker or spyware utility.

    Prior to starting the system reinstall, I visited the Windows Update site, and used thier tool to determine what updates I had installed. Each item that I no longer had the files for, I d/l again, and burnt all the hotfixes and updates to a CD.

    I did the same thing for the most recent drivers for this laptop, as well as for all the peripherals I had.

    Then I compiled a list of utils that I find invaluable (Avant Browser, Adaware, Spybot, SpywareBlaster, and other goodies) and put on a CD.

    Now, I have the orginal Win2K install CD for the laptop, a CD with all the drivers, a CD with the hotfixes / SP4 and handy utils. (plus CDs for the original applications,such as MS Office, Photoshop, etc)

    The whole idea is to not put the machine on the net until it's relatively secure.

    So now, I format the drive, and boot from the OEM Win2k CD. 45 mins or so for the install, then another 45 to install SP4 and the hotfixes (using MSs qpatch util, I don't have to reboot the machine until after all the hotfixes are installed)

    At this time I turn off Windows Messenger Service, and finish installing my utils. That takes about another 30 mins.

    Now, the machine is secure from pop-ups, spyware, viruses, and most MS OS-based exploits.

    Time, about 2 hours. It takes me longer than that to setup and patch a RedHat 9 machine.

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  155. the kid is educating his dad by zogger · · Score: 4, Insightful

    he's paying him back. He's showing him that it's much better to not get your computer hosed in the first place, so he IS paying his dad back for his education, in exact kind. Adults can be wrong, but there's no easy way to point this out to them, in a father/son situation. And it worked according to the post, when his father realised what a PITA it is, what it really costs,both in cash in what might be done to his machine or credit card or other personal info, or how he could be used by a malicious zombie-running blackhat, etc, and how easily preventable it was,so he learned something useful and practical.

    I think a lot of people honestly do not know that the primary reason they might get hacked is not to get their personal information, but to use their machine to distribute hacked warez and spam email and kiddie porn. So, it's much better to do what it takes to help people understand the ramifications of their actions-or non actions, and to perhaps take a more critical look at the software they are running. To me, it's like a traffic ticket (paying to have your machine cleaned and fixed), you are SUPPOSED to learn something (stop being a no-nothing lamer) about your behavior driving your car (computer) on the public road (internet).

    Once people are REALLY aware of it, then they have a chance to correct the problem. If you can't get their attention in the first place, they won't ever learn. Sometimes it takes a fine to do that.

    I FULLY support ISPs or private network admins yanking access to the network from infected machines. They don't do it enough, IMO, and if it happens to me because my machine gets hosed and zombied and I don't deal with it in a timely manner, then too bad for me, too. I'd rather be told about it if I don't know myself, and losing your net access is both protecting the innocents, and getting your attention for a problem. And if THAT then kept being pushed back up the food chain to the vendors, where they had to code better, release less often, and be forced to offer products good enough they could be warrantied, then I'm all for that, too.

    It shouldn't take 20 years to come up with a more secure out of the box operating system that is network capable, is the real bottom line, no matter which one you are talking about.

    You'd see it get chaotic in meatspace if any manufacturer were allowed to sell "caveat emptor" products with no government required warranty, of course they would skip doing quality work then, because there would be very little risk to them. It's time software played by the rules every other manufactuer has to play by, especially if they demand IP ownership and patents and huge profits. They want it treated like a normal product, swell, but let the law treat THEM like any other product as well.

    1. Re:the kid is educating his dad by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      You'd see it get chaotic in meatspace if any manufacturer were allowed to sell "caveat emptor" products with no government required warranty

      You don't have government required warranties NOW. At least in the US you don't. Yet you still get them. Heck, with automobiles and other big ticket items, the consumer routinely purchases and *extended* warrant. There some some implied and express warranties, but they pretty much all fall under the category of merchantibility.

      The problem isn't that the government is mandating warranties for software, it's that the general public simply doesn't expect them. I think the first major software vendor that provides warranties is going to make all the others follow suit.

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  156. you are correct by zogger · · Score: 1

    both IS a good idea. And also instant karma justice, ie, go armed, like we are supposed to, protect your own self and property right at the exact time they are threatened. What the analogy to being armed is on the internet I don't know, but it would be nice to be able to have more proactive self defense.

  157. Firewalls!! by diamondsw · · Score: 3, Informative

    Okay, let's get one thing straight. The only reason Windows is so easily attackable (and why Mac OS X and Linux are not) is that Windows ships with 10 million services running and listening on well-known ports. It's not the registry (although that contributes to instability over time), it's not Windows Update (although that could be much better designed - resumability, and fewer reboots!). The reason Windows is so vulnerable is it has far too many open avenues of attack.

    Try to hack a default OS X install, or many default Linux installs - sorry, *no* ports are open by default, so what can you attack? At best you minght be able to DDOS the box, or some upstream piece of network equipment, but you can't crash or hack the box itself.

    On my OS X box all I have open is SSH and everything else configured to only listen to localhost. If you manage to crack that, I have a lot more to worry about.

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    1. Re:Firewalls!! by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 1

      So port 80 and port 53 are closed by default? How would a Linux novice get on the Internet?

    2. Re:Firewalls!! by diamondsw · · Score: 1

      You connect to port 80 on the remote server - your client box uses a random high port. Firewalls by default will allow return traffic on known outbound traffic flows.

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    3. Re:Firewalls!! by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 1

      Okay. But you said that ALL ports were closed. That's what I was asking about. I guess I misunderstood you.

  158. Lol... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After this experience I cannot help but laugh at the 'usability' problems Windows users are reporting about GNOME and KDE. It has become pretty clear to me that Windows users are so accustomed to usability problems that they don't even recognize them as usability problems. But, as soon as these people move to a different environment they start complaining simply because the new environment does not replicate the features and bugs of Windows exactly.

    The other big lesson from all this is that most Windows users are incapable of 'securing' their systems. This is precisely why an unprotected system gets attacked in a matter of seconds, and spammers are still sending out Messenger service spam. Worse, Microsoft is directly responsible for this state of affairs. Windows encourage users to reinstall it every once in a while, and when they do, Windows Update actively prevents users from updating their systems.

    The whole idea of Windows Update is a joke. Using an unreliable and insecure network as the primary means of distributing security updates is simply idiotic. This is like asking people to walk through a minefield to get to a shelter. I was able to download security updates off the internet only because the current generation of worms are not particularly malicious; they are just minor irritants.

    Heh - if you think that's a joke - imagine some home user trying to configure their Linux system securely (as none of the installers from any of the *nix builds do it well), much less update necessary components as they come out with security updates, etc....it's just as bad, if not worse, than Windows and Windows Update...You make me laugh...

  159. Easy and guaranteed way to beat viruses and worms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is even easier than saying "Just buy Linux"

    Go to walmart and buy a cheap router to sit in front of your computer at the house. Most out of the box only accept outbound connections. I work as a net administrator and I almost never worry about my box at the house...

    Just a router guys, about the same cost as firewall software and doesn't use your CPU.

  160. Hand Waving Firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Are you sure the signal is too strong to be blocked by hand waving? Perhaps you're not waving fast enough.

  161. Idiot by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    - Get a fucking firewall.
    - Don't install every spyware you see just because a web page tells you to. You'll notice a remarkable improvement in the longevity of your registry.
    - Also note the large number of users who, though their systems originally came with windows, use a "pirated" copy anyway because of the utterly useless system discs which come with most new computers today.

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  162. still waiting for my MS update cd by jbeamon · · Score: 1

    There was an offer from MS to get an all-inclusive CD with updates from 98 through XP, shipped free to your home. I requested it. I got email several weeks ago that my CD had been shipped. Never got here. Never heard back from them at all. If I just got the CD that MS offered to GIVE AWAY, I'd already be a step ahead of this silly game.

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    1. Re:still waiting for my MS update cd by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      I got mine about 2 weeks after i ordered it. Pleasantly surprised at the speed in delivery.

    2. Re:still waiting for my MS update cd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I received mine within 4-5 days after ordering.

  163. Sygate!!! by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 1
    Sygate personal firewall is awesome. And it has an option (which I have selected) to disable all internet connections until it has fully loaded after boot-up.

  164. Would you like some cheese with your whine? by endus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Listen, normally I'm all about trashing windows for it's security. We all know what's wrong with it, no need to go into it again.

    I also agree that the amount of reinstalls required is kinda ridiculous. Windows installations on a working PC run by a computer guy to deteriorate over time. I think this could be fixed by simplifying the registry somewhat.

    However, this dude is blaming windows for things he should know better than to do. You went on the internet without a firewall? Why would you do that? What, exactly, did you expect to have happen? In XP you can enable the default firewall with a few clicks, so this issue has pretty much been fixed. Is it really productive to write a whiny article about an issue that Microsoft has already addressed, when there are so many more important security issues with the OS?

    The other issue is, what OS is going to be secure upon reinstall??? I mean, you can trash windows for needing frequent reinstalls, but you can't blame it for being insecure upon installation. With OpenBSD I can do an FTP install of the latest release, which requires a large download, or with windows I can install from CD and install the latest SP, which requires a large download. Either way I'm going to be online with an insecure system...unless I have a brain and run a firewall, of course. Even if you have the latest release of your OS somewhere, chances are good that you're going to have to go online to download a few patches.

    As far as the registry cleaner...I downloaded one of those too. I spent 3 seconds searching USENET and found an excellent one for free the first time. Do your homework = save yourself a headache.

    The amount of reinstalls is ridiculous, no denying that. Simplification of the registry would absolutely be nice. However, the registry serves a purpose. Sure there are other ways of doing it, but it's obvious from the tone of the article that the author has never supported windows in an enterprise environment. There are more than a few times where the registry system has come in handy. With the amount of crappy software vendors writing crappy software that doesnt conform to any standard, I am overwhelmingly glad to have a more or less standardized place to store configuration information. As much as I hate to say it, Microsoft also does a great job updating the registry with information about their own installed products, which makes deploying apps which depend on those products far far FAR easier.

    God...I can't beleive I'm even about to say this...but the author should also check out System restore, since he's oviously not that windows saavy. As much as I hate this feature, it does seem to work reasonably well in some cases. There are more advanced tools for backing up the registry as well. Rolling back a windows system is a reality and there are more than a few novice users who I support who have saved themselves this way.

    I dunno...I mean the idea that you should have to reinstall so often is valid, and the idea that Windows should be more secure by default is more than valid, but this experience just seems like a really weak case for me. The idea that someone is going to avoid right clicking rather than reinstalling or put fucking VMWARE, of all things, on a system that is trashed to the point of not being able to right click just doesn't say much to me in terms of their qualification to write a technical article. I see the point the author is trying to make, but since XP has a firewall that is insanely simple to enable, I really don't see the point of whining about this.

    The other thing is that, somehow, some way, I manage to avoid the problems he is talking about. I do the same kind of fiddling and BSing around, but somehow I have never had my right mouse button stop working or have a browser stop working despite reinstalls. If you're going to mess with the computer, have your shit together, have a firewall (or the latest service pack) on CD, and stop doing whatever you did to screw t

  165. doesn't your ISP.... by zogger · · Score: 1

    ....indicate to people *before* you give them an account that firewalls and anti virus and keeping systems patched are all good ideas? Just slap ask them if they have a firewall and anti virus already, before you take their money and turn them loose on the net? Is it that hard to mention that before you finalise the contract with them? Or do you do that. I'm not trolling, just want to know what your normal procedure is. How about their email, can't you just send out an email with links to various firewalls and whatnot, or even offer them a courtesy CD their first month that have some programs on them, and tell them to use it first? Something like that? I mean, to joe consumer, their ISP is their first layer of networking administration, seems like it is at least partly the responsibility of the network guys to help educate and protect their users/clients.

    I'm asking because I have NEVER been questioned by an ISP if I had a firewall, etc, just seems a critical point that they neglect. Hmm, I have to think way back now, I've had 6 ISP accounts since 95, 3 mom and pops, 1 from a rural community telco, and 2 big nationals. After you pay them or arrange for service and to get billed, the next step is just --> "what user name do you want,OK,that will be your email addy too, now what do you want for a password, OK, thankew, here's your account, buh bye and thanks for shopping at...." Never one time by any of those companies have I been asked, or recommended to have a firewall, or anything else security related for that matter.

    seems that should change sometime....

    1. Re:doesn't your ISP.... by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      Nope. As a matter of fact, aside from XP and 2K boxes, I'd be happy if NO Windows boxes had a firewall. Clueless users will inevitably tell the firewall to block access to some service that completely disables net connectivity, then I have to argue with them for a half hour to even get them to consider the fact that the problem is on their system.

      Not to mention the liability issue... If we recommend a firewall, we'll end up having to fix it. With dial-up service costing anywhere from $10-25 per month, and helpdesk techs making from $10-25 per hour, if we end up having to fix your firewall every time it messes up, you're going to end up costing US money just in payroll, nevermind the rest of the overhead.

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  166. kudos to you.. by SethJohnson · · Score: 1


    I am very impressed by your anecdote of playing music to retirees. That was a wonderful thing you did. I bet those folks really appreciated you bringing something new into their lives. Good job.
  167. Bit of a leap by TheRealSlimShady · · Score: 1

    He's obviously a little confused - he makes a leap from there being security issues to wanting to get rid of the registry and seems to confuse issues with the registry with patch issues. I don't think he quite knows what he's doing....

  168. "I live in Pakistan" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the man is a terrorist, pay him no attention

  169. Registry is the most importan MS Feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Enough bitching about the Windows Registry. This is probably the single most successful MS Windows feature. It was designed to deteriotate performance of a system slowly over time so that the users would eventually have to buy a new PC or upgrade to the next version of MS Windows. Especially now that even 3-4 year old PCs are "fast-enough" for most people except for a few high end users like gamers, without the self-detoriating performance feature enabled by the Windows Registry, not only Microsoft, but also companies like Dell, HP, IBM, Intel and AMD would be in deep doo-doo, perhaps resulting in a total economic disaster even worse than the crash of 2000 (or 1929)

    We should be thankful to Microsoft for protecting our economy!

  170. There *IS* precedence for this... by mgoodman · · Score: 1

    IANAL, but there is historical and legal precedence if the government were to go after Microsoft and other software companies for not educating its users about the harms that could come to them by using their products.

    When has the government sued a large corporation on behalf of the public good? Erm, lots of times. Not nearly enough though.

    The tobacca settlements are a decent example :P Of course killing people directly via lung cancer and killing them indirectly via a long series of crushing defeats until you just wish [Flanders] Gates was dead, is a different story. Couldn't help the Simpsons quote. Sorry. Still, I'm sure the stress level caused by computer crap causes health problems. Come on uncle Sam, do something!

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  171. Completely agreed by vadim_t · · Score: 1

    And to add something to it, one of the things that gets the most on my nerves is that educating users about this is near impossible. Even the ones with some brains.

    Here my friend is pretty smart and although not an expert would probably understand simple security measures pretty well. The problem is that to explain it all to him I'd have to give him a long lecture where I'd come up as a paranoid security nazi, and give him the impression that I'm just exaggerating.

    Seriously. I'd have to explain: The thing about the firewall coming up after the connection, the trojans, adware, and spyware, that this "cute" Bonzi Buddy thing is bad, that comet cursor is also bad, that just accepting the request to install an ActiveX is bad, that if you have a direct internet connection you can get infected before you can download an update, that despite the Service Pack being a 30MB download he's got to get it before doing anything else, that in some rare cases it will leave the machine unbootable, that Outlook Express is really problematic, that installing the latest IE version still means you have to get the updates for it separately, that running as Administrator is a pretty bad idea, even though using a normal account is a huge pain in the ass...

    In comparison, security measures for Linux machines for normal users are actually simple! Don't run as root. If you install from the network, you're almost certainly getting the latest patched versions. If you install from CD, and don't install every server available, the updates will be small. And there are infinitely less places where you can be attacked.

  172. My article on this by TallCool1 · · Score: 1

    My research lead me to write an article on this a while back, based on my own experience: XP-Out-of-the-Box: http://www.ameritech.net/users/mpr_support/XP_Box. html

  173. True, but... by Scott+Richter · · Score: 1
    Personally, I value my personal relationships above petty "I told you so" point scoring. But then I don't live in a basement, so YMMV.

    I think it depends. If the person is just clueless and didn't understand your instructions, or tried to follow them and messed up, then I help them. But if someone willfully disregards what I told them, and it screwed up like I said, then they're making me dinner or something for me to fix it.

    To me, it can be about petty point scoring, but it can also be about some jackass taking advantage of you. I won't engage in the former if my friends/family don't engage in the latter.

    All the above is weighed against my relationship with said person, naturally.

  174. Design, it not just for cloathing anymore... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in my opinion a good chunk of this money deserves to be paid to individuals who help catch the Microsoft employees behind the design of Windows Registry

    Ofcourse everyone is entitled to his or heir own opinion but before bashing the windows registry *design* you should really find out what you are talking about! Is there any other centralised security system in other operating systems that allows fine grained acces control of individual settings with acces control lists that can be as simple or complex as you want? (try regedt32 instead of regedit, try the security menu) Is there any other operating system that allows you to set which people can mess with what setting of every piece of installed software? Do you want web coding monkeys to mess with every webserver setting but the SLL crypto strengths? go ahead, its one click ahead. Do you want the people who do word macro`s to mess with all the macro related word settings *but not the security ones*, just click and it will work across a whole network. Is there any system that intergrates this with strong kerberos based authentication? Is there any other design that allows for a single panel that has the security relevant features neatly packed together in a nicely documented form? I am not saying the security control panel is as good as unix hardening tools ofcourse, the design is right. Also it gets extended by the NSA what more do you want?

    From a security point of view only default strong encryption is missing in the windows registry. Microsoft can and in my opinion should be blamed for not documenting each and every registry key to the fullest (except the security ones), if they did other windows coder would follew! Also the backup system sucks and the registry should not fragment as bad... but that implementations.

    From a security *design* point of view, the microkernel NT design combined with individual file encryption, ACL`s everywhere, acces logging/auditing should be a secure systems architecs wet dream. (The diffrend layers for diffrend families of systems calls (win32,win16,posix(it excists!) and dos) should be a nightmare) Ofcourse microsoft didn`t spend time on these features just couse they worry about design (think win9x) but the DoD does. Why miss out on a customers like that? All they need to do is have the features on the checklists and they get a techincaly worthless certification that makes great business sense.

    Now if we where to talk about *implementation* and where to look at the huge mess of undocuemented security critical RPC accesable code implemented without a care in bufferoverflow/race condition prone ways while running with full privileges.... smells like a recipy for disaster. But that is an implemtation mistake, the design is rock solid! It has to be, its nicked from VMS ;-)

  175. All ready doing this...... by cbdavis · · Score: 1

    At work, we have security policy that any new PCs bought pre-loaded or any new rebuild, cannot be connnected to our network without first running 2 CDs. These CDs contain current SP, virus software and recent DAT, STINGER, M$ patches that address worms ( Doom, Nachi,sasser), plus docs. The user must configure virus and WindowsUPdate to use our servers. After all this is done, THEN user is allowed to connect to network. Works great. These CDs cover NT, W2k, XP and 2003 ( and 64bit versions).

  176. Family problems by ms139us · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This guy had family with a problem

    I have family with a problem, too!

    Actually, it's more like my ex-wife's family that has a problem, but either way, I usually don't discuss it in /. headlines.

    Different strokes for different folks, I 'spose.

  177. Mac to the Rescue by Darth+Cider · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm dismayed that any reference to Mac security usually gets smacked down in comments here, whenever the subject of Windows insecurity comes up. "Just wait til the worm and virus writers target Macs."

    But here's an idea. Buy a used Older Mac for under $50 to download your Windows patches, then burn them to CD and transfer them to your PC. Doesn't hurt to have a backup plan.

    1. Re:Mac to the Rescue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      perhaps if the marketshare "status quo" is maintained for the next 5, 10, 15 years, Windows will keep getting all the malware attention, and the computers I buy will continue working without a hitch. One can hope!

      Or, perhaps Longhorn will be The Release That Fixes All This Stuff.

  178. Re:Custom CD: "Sysprep", Slipstreamed service pack by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

    Or you can go to this link and it will explain the process of integrating sp2, hotfixes, drivers, and apps you may want all onto one cd or dvd.

    I prefer this to using ghost which may or may not work on different machines and does clean installs of everything.

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  179. Fixes are not as simple as they seem... by Digital_Quartz · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Such a CD should be shareable amongst users, so that if someone doesn't have an update CD, he/she can simply get one from a friend or an acquaintance.

    Well, first off, there's nothing to stop you doing this now. You can just download all the patches individually and burn them to a CD. But what's the problem with this?

    The short; this just means you'll be distributing virii by sneakernet. (Which is, admittedly, much slower than the Internet, but none the less...)

    You know, back before we had this newfangled "interweeb", we still had virii and worms. They were passed around on corperate networks, from networks to other machines and networks by floppy disk, and also they were sometimes distributed on BBSs with sloppy sysadmins.

    A "sharable" disk means that, instead of going through the effort of downloading those hundreads of megs of patches, I can just go copy a friend's disk. A copy of a "friend or an aquaintence"'s disk, however, is not a copy from a trusted source. Where did they get the disk from anyways? Who did they copy it from? It would strike me as very easy to craft a disc which would install a few intentionally malformed patches.

    There are a couple of solutions to this problem. You could, for example, make your machine compare a the cryptographic hash of each patch against a known cryptographic hash. In order to get the known hash, however, you'd have to connect to that ol' public network again, with an unprotected machine. Since this functionality does not exist in current versions of Windows, you would also need some kind of initial patch from Microsoft to pull this off.

    Another fix would be to cryptographically sign everything with a public key cryptosystem. This works great, so long as noone breaks your cryptosystem and/or finds the private key. Again, the functionality doesn't exist in today's implementations of Windows, so you still need another initial patch. (At least, as far as I know... I suppose XP might have signed updates; I've never tried to forge one.) This might be promising for future versions of windows. Microsoft has already bet your system security on a public key system with signed .NET objects, so this isn't so bad.

    Both of these can easily be circumvented by a "sharable CD" that uses autorun to install nasty things before you install any patches at all. Of course, autorun is another feature of windows with questionable security.

    In the end, the public network isn't really such a bad tool for delivering patches. Microsoft's implementation could be improved upon; upon installation of a "fresh" copy of XP, for example, the install could connect to the net and download all required patches prior to opening any ports on the system. (You don't need RPC to download patches, afterall). This is, more or less, the idea behind having the personal firewall enabled by default (only that's a little more kludgey).

    1. Re:Fixes are not as simple as they seem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another fix would be to cryptographically sign everything with a public key cryptosystem. This works great, so long as noone breaks your cryptosystem and/or finds the private key.


      It'll still work great, provided the private key is encrypted.

  180. Re:"They don't recognize them as usability problem by MrBlackBand · · Score: 1
    Unfortunately, software installation and uninstallation is not a trivial problem...

    On the Mac, you usually install a piece of software either by double clicking an installer or by moving one file from the CD to your hard drive.

    To uninstall software you just drag the application folder to the trash.

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  181. Me too. by freeze128 · · Score: 1

    I'd rather just use your Mac, too. When can you bring it over? There is a catchy new pop song that I want to download from iTunes....

  182. Spyware is the big problem.... by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    I've been able to put together recommendations for family members that are pretty reliable as far as stopping viruses and various worms before they get installed, but not spyware. With spyware the best I've been able to come up with is tools to remove this crap AFTER it gets installed. To me that is just not an acceptable situation because the damage is often done by then. There is a real need to increase to security in terms of the install process. To me this is the real problem with Windows security right now.

  183. Make up your mind by Rufus88 · · Score: 1


    As a 48 yo grandmother, I am offended that technical incompetance is equated with being a grandparent. I don't think anyone would have said "so simple even my grandfather could implement."

    You just contradicted yourself. Make up your mind: are you offended because the remark makes assumptions about grandparents, or because it was sexist?

  184. Clueless users - the REAL security nightmare! by nuckfuts · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    The guy who wrote this is a typical clueless idiot who can't keep a computer running and blames something else for his problems.

    In this case he blames two things - Windows Update and the Windows registry. Let's consider arguments from the perspective of HAVING A BRAIN:

    First things first: Yes, it is problematic to patch a vulnerability via the network if a worm that exploits that vulnerability is attacking you while you're trying to patch, but this problem is not specific to Windows Update and his hardly a reason to condemn it. I have seen Windows Update (along with critical update notification) used by the most technically inept people and have been surprised when checking their computers to find that they were actually patched up to date. Windows Update does not solve every security problem (such as the time lag between vulnerabilities becoming known and patches becoming available) but it's infinitely better than the old days when software updates had to be physically distributed.

    As for the writer's second point about Windows Update working together with the Windows Registry to deprive Windows Users of all protection, he offers no specifics about this alleged connection. He simply makes the vague statements that pretty quickly the registry started accumulating all sorts of rubbish and eventually, the Windows registry accumulates so much crud that the user is forced to do a clean install.

    Yes, it is possible to accumulate crud in the registry. This is not reason to blame the Microsoft employees behind the design of Windows Registry. What makes a mess of the registry is the crud that YOU PUT INTO IT. In my experience using good quality software from reputable sources causes relatively few real problems. On other hand, if you go around downloading all kinds of applications that you know little about only to find out that the product I downloaded turned out to be some pathetic crippleware, should you blame this on Microsoft?

    There are times when a registry cleaner might help, but these tools should be used with utmost caution and require a deep understanding of what you are doing. Used stupidly, you just might find that the next time I rebooted, Windows refused to load. Gee, what a surprise.

    I have two pieces of advice for the opinionated twit that wrote this slanted diatribe:

    1) Next time you are considering placing an unpatched system on the Internet to download patches, put it behind a dirt-cheap LinkSys|D-LInk|SMC router. It would have saved you a lot of pain.

    2) Next time you are thinking about trying out unknown software or taking a chainsaw to the Windows Registry, DO A FRIGGING BACKUP FIRST YOU MORON. Then you might not have to moan about being forced to do a clean install.

  185. A master's degree??? by JonKatzIsAnIdiot · · Score: 1

    A Master's degree in computer science and he doesn't have a firewall in place?

    Dear me, what are they teaching them in these schools?

  186. Re:First thing I do with a new Windows install is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny, all I did for my Dad's computer (Windows XP) was apply Service Pack 1 and install Symantec NAV2004. He uses Outlook and has no problems. Only problem he ever had was trying to install the Gator Time and Date Manager (I have no idea why he even attempted this in the first place). Because of that, I had to install Ad Aware and Spybot S&D. But regardless of all this, the thing that has saved him most was his good ol' $40 Linksys router. The combination of smart computing (by the user), updating virus software, and applying patches when needed (i.e. service packs, or specific updates when they are deemed critical enough) should keep most users safe from just about everything. Just remember to tell the user not to go clicking on or installing anything they can. It's really not that hard.

  187. Very good...let's go a step further..... by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think that Motorola and other cable modem makers should provide a basic ethernet router with NAT between their public IP and the IP of the internal network. Your NOT going to get Roadrunner and others to do the right thing and install a cheap Linksys router between the Cable Modem and the PC so just build a cheap 1-2 port router into the Cable Modem. The Cable Modem/Router with NAT won't provide for the ultimate security, but will help against these worms immensely. Also, these cable modems/roters should also put a LCD status screen and a few simple buttons on them. Press one to block the internet when your loading a new Windows install and blam....no wormies. When the install is complete, press button 3 or whatever to open up Windows Update and Windows Update ONLY. When your updates are installed, press for to open up most commonly used ports (which may already be open).

    Microsoft should also fix this crap too. One great and easy example is have a one button application that creates a CD with all patches you have downloaded. Then when doing a install/re-install, if after x amount of time after release, ask for this disc. If you don't have one, then it should configure your system such that only the Windows Update website can work. Then it will auto download/install the patches. Or...and now I may be giving them too many ideas, change Windows Update such taht it uses port knocking in this situation. WU could even use a different port every time.

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  188. Re:Ignoring the root cause and fighting the sympto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless the root cause is studied, a correct diagnosis is made, and then remedial actions are taken, no amount of policing will fix the problem for good.

    You sound like one of those misguided liberals who would try to psychoanalyze someone mugging you. Exploring the root cause is a luxury, not getting your head bashed in is a priority.
  189. Downlaoding all "Windows Updates" is possible by comcn · · Score: 5, Informative

    I had this issue just the other day. I found out that Microsoft provide a "hidden" option on Windows Update to allow downloading all patches for a certain operating system.

    The following URL describes how to do it: http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=kb; en-us;323166

    Basically, go to Windows Update, click on "Personalize Windows Update", and then turn on "Display the link to the Windows Update Catalog", and save. You then go back to the main page, where you can access the windows update catalog and download to disk all current patches for a particular OS automatically.

    When I found that I was very pleased.

    I think there is software to automatically install it all from disk, too, but I haven't had time to look for that, yet.

    1. Re:Downlaoding all "Windows Updates" is possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok... and after you collect a few dozen of these (there are something like 40 updates for a clean Win2000 SP4 install IIRC), you know which ones get applied first so stuff doesn't get clobbered how exactly?

    2. Re:Downlaoding all "Windows Updates" is possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or I guess you could just type: http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com/catalog/ in your browser instead and get the same result

  190. I am sorry if computers are complicated by sarob · · Score: 1

    There are so many problems with what you wrote in this online article, I do not know where to begin. I will though.

    You are complaining that by installing, uninstalling, and reinstalling open source, shareware, and retail software that you get mixed results as far as system performance and software reliability. Hmmm.

    So you reinstall your system from scratch using a version of a operating system that is known to have remotely exploitable flaws and you get hacked as you were not using a firewall. Hmmmmmm.

    You stated in your online article, 'Windows encourage users to reinstall it every once in a while, and when they do, Windows Update actively prevents users from updating their systems. '
    Where to start with this statement. Microsoft wants users to reinstall their operating systems 'once in a while'... Who ever said this? The version of the Windows Update client which you are using works very well for everyone else.

    'It is pretty obvious that such updates cannot work in the presence of the Windows Registry.'
    Another bizarre statement. Do you understand what you are talking about?

    I will stop here as I need to get some work done ( I could almost go line by line ).
    I love reading Slashdot for stuff like this. Idealism is great, like beating up on Microsoft, but please come armed with facts and logic. This whole article is devoid of any of these pesky things.

  191. Getting windows updates using linux? by donkeyoverlord · · Score: 1

    Sorta off topic I know but...

    Is there any way that I can get ALL of the windows[98/2000/XP] updates using linux? The only way I have found so far is to manually click and download each file. There has to be an easier way!

    1. Re:Getting windows updates using linux? by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      Save a copy of the html page with the links, feed that thru some text processing to extract the URL's to all the files, then feed each one to wget in a script? Assuming of course its not some bullshit javascript 'enhanced' download rot that uses cookies and wont work in anything but a browser...

  192. Windows Update And Wine.. by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1
    Would a solution to this be to create wine to be able to patch a non-running version windows? That way a live-cd such as knoppix could be popped in, click on a program, enter the location of windows, and have the appropriate live-update windows pop up and patch?

    It seems like it would be an excellent way to patch windows and to get some people who wouldn't run linux to experience it. (I know people who have just seen the knoppix desktop and been impressed.)

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    I do security
  193. Windows Update CD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.microsoft.com/security/protect/cd/order .asp

  194. Considering where this guy lives.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Pakistan) that's either a pretty good bet or completely racist depending on your point of view.

  195. Include A Windows Image by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Include an image of a 'unlocked' ( i.e. sysprep ) bare install, with all patches applied.

    They can just blow away the mess they have now and get it back and running in no time.

    Sure its not 100% legal to be distributing a 'copy' of windowsXP around to your family, but if they own windows in the first place who is really going to bitch?

    Be sure to include a mepis or other UNIX run-from-cd too.. just so they can experience it..

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  196. Now make the CD Autorun by danZenie · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've been doing the same for my family members, but with an extra touch. Same type of software (plus the latest stinger) but create an autorun menu driven cd. Something like AMenu for CDs works just fine for me. Or you can search google for some nice cd autorun apps.

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    You need people like me so you can point your fuckin fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So what that make you? Good?
  197. Re:This article is more crap to everyone ! by Tuna_Shooter · · Score: 1

    I for one respectfully disagree with the author!! Smells of troll... but that being said all the items he lists in his article smells of a first graders use of ANY computer. IF windows is patched properly AND the sound use of an idiot-proof FREE firewall is installed and used AND a FREE antivirus program is used then windoze is no more susceptible to online hacks than any other OS. The issue is and will continue to be the mail client. Seems MS missed the boat with that one BUT... maybe its not really the clients fault for if most clueless isp admins filter out the crap BEFORE the client gets it then whats the issue?? I use Linux-BSD etc for almost everything here other than gaming but dammit windowz is Still used by most of my clients (Pharma houses) and we will just have to deal with it. MS (or someone else) NEEDS to get give the mail admins the tools to get rid of this crap before it hits the desktop.....

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  198. I can see what else needs a patch by marcel-jan.nl · · Score: 1

    Think of the extensive wear and tear als result of this clawling. Knee-strenghend pantalons will be tomorrow's IT fashion!

    I'm going to buy stocks in the tailor industry right away.

  199. I smell a rat.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, there are some valid points in this article. However, I would argue that "registry bloat" is a side effect of users that install crap software. They usually end up with a dozen or more "system hobos", along with their spyware. This is a symptom of user incompetence, not a failure of the O/S.

    I was following him until that bit about getting hit with MS.blaster while downloading a 35MB file over DIALUP! Either he got infected over the totally saturated dialup connection or from his local lan. If it was his LAN, then I put him in the category of hopeless user or MCSE holder. If it was his dialup, I call bullshit. I have worked as Sr. Sys/NetEngineer at several ISP (millions+ passings). The configuration at our sites would prevent any RPC based traffic from propagating over dialup access servers.

    Sounds to me like he "sexed up" this article to prove his point.

    I am not great fan of Bill Gates, but I use the software that gets the job done. (Windows!, Solaris, Linux, RTOS/VxWORKS, Gentoo!) In my experience, O/S bigots are worse than those LUsers that wake me up on sunday mornings with news of my eternal damnation.

  200. *sigh* But it's not a registry! by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

    KDE and Gnome are following the same path to h-e-double-toothpicks.

    Lots of people open up gconf-editor (or worse, judge it from screenshots), and their only reaction is "OMG ITS TEH REGISTRY! BILLG PWNZ GNOME! EEEEEEEEVVIIILL!!!1!"

    It's not at all the same. First, gconf stores stuff in many small xml files, not one big easily-corrupted binary file. If some app's settings get corrupted, I can change one those files with a text editor and fix it, just like a traditional *nix program. Second, it's simple to remove cruft. I can rm -r ~/.gconf/apps/blackjack, and every trace that gnome-blackjack has left in gconf will be gone. Compare that to Windows, where people still have bits of Netscape 4.0 in the registry. Third, information on shared libraries isn't kept in gconf, so it's no help in the sort of browser helper object and DLL hijacking tricks that malware uses on Windows. Lastly, since gconf is many small files, it provides a finer-grained access control than the windows registry. All the user-editable gconf files are in the user's home dir, so one user running some bit of malware can't infect other users. Nothing running without root privledges can corrupt system-wide gconf files. It's all-around much safer than a registry.

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  201. How to actually do that? by SilentChris · · Score: 1

    MS took a very conservative approach the first time around. They didn't enable the firewall because they knew thousands of products (including their own) would break. Who wants to have a line monitored 24-7 from kids who cannot connect to Battle.net because the ports are being blocked?

    This time around, they're like "screw it". I can't say I blame them.

  202. Don't be so sure... by Banner · · Score: 1

    In college back in 77 I had a physics professor who was at least in his 60's if not 70's. We were all shocked one day when we found out not only was he a huge Steve Martin fan, but he watched SNL every night.

    Just because people get old, it doesn't mean they lose touch with what's popular or current. We just like to think they do so we can feel superior to them.

  203. slipstreaming by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 1

    that the term I was looking for...

    You can update your Windows cd so that it install directly with the latest service pack/patchs...

    the how-to for doing that is on the net somewhere, mostly command-line the last time I was looking at it, but damn usefull...

    Alas, as a parent says, most "normal" users will never use it... They would have to know there is a command line thingy in XP first...

    A GUI'ed tool to create such cds would be good for karma, anyone has a link ?

    Also, Ghost is no freeware...an almost ideal tool, except it doesn't boot from cd anymore, you have to install on Windows first, then make a ghost... sad...

    I heard there was a few linux cd distro doing just that, imaging and recovery... again, anyone has links ?

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    It takes 40+ muscles to frown, but only four to extend your arm and bitchslap the motherfucker
    1. Re:slipstreaming by JasonAWallwork · · Score: 1

      partimage works pretty well for that and costs nothing. It's not GUI though and would be scary for novices to use especially since you have to understand how Linux numbers drive letters and mount the partition you're backing up to. If you have 256 MB RAM (or a burner on a separate drive than the CD you boot partimage from), I believe you can backup a partition directly to CD-RW or DVD+/-R.

  204. HOLY SHIT - A 5 SCORE TROLL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cool. now write me a hello world ya old bitch.

  205. 'insert', a knoppix dist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    has av scanner, is bootable, small enough to put the service packs on the cd too. has ntfs access. http://www.inside-security.de/insert_en.html

  206. Karma whoring 101 by 5n3ak3rp1mp · · Score: 1

    1) Diatribe about Microsoft product
    2) Suggestion to use an open-source browser
    3) Aside about the benefits of an underdog OS
    4) ...Self-deprecating humorous reply to one's own post...
    5) RECURSIVE karma profit!

  207. sorry, no by zogger · · Score: 3, Informative
    government does require warranties on meatspace products. they don't require differing written warranties, but they DO require implied warranties. I posted a link to it just last week in another thread. Here, I'll do it again, this time to just a general overview and not the actual laws:



    FTC warranty info


    From that page, scroll down some:



    Implied Warranties
    Implied warranties are created by state law, and all states have them. Almost every purchase you make is covered by an implied warranty.

    The most common type of implied warranty--a "warranty of merchantability," means that the seller promises that the product will do what it is supposed to do. For example, a car will run and a toaster will toast.

    Another type of implied warranty is the "warranty of fitness for a particular purpose." This applies when you buy a product on the seller''s advice that it is suitable for a particular use. For example, a person who suggests that you buy a certain sleeping bag for zero-degree weather warrants that the sleeping bag will be suitable for zero degrees.

    If your purchase does not come with a written warranty, it is still covered by implied warranties unless the product is marked "as is," or the seller otherwise indicates in writing that no warranty is given. Several states, including Kansas, Maine, Maryland,

    Massachusetts, Mississippi, Vermont, West Virginia, and the District of Columbia, do not permit "as is" sales.

    If problems arise that are not covered by the written warranty, you should investigate the protection given by your implied warranty.

    Implied warranty coverage can last as long as four years, although the length of the coverage varies from state to state. A lawyer or a state consumer protection office can provide more information about implied warranty coverage in your state.

    ---this is why they don't "sell" you software, they "license" it, and in the fine print it is most prominent that it has no fitness for purpose, or merchantability, etc.

    That's the part that is a scam, IMO,it's leaglistic legislated snakeoil fraud, and needs to change. It's like GM offering cars "for license" instead of "for sale", and because they got 100 yards mileage on them driving them on and off transporters before they get to the dealers saying they are "used" and "Licensing" them to you for big money "as is". That would be stupid and a scam, and it's the same with software that they "license" but everyone on the planet can see they "sell".

    And if you are saying "too bad, that's the contract they click agree on", then I agree, that's why I think it should be outlawed,the law NEEDS to be changed, maybe from a serious major class action suit, because it's a freeking sale, and it needs at a minimum implied warranties like every other product out there. I'm just the kinda guy gonna call a spade a spade, that software is sold. there's free software, then there's for-sale software, everyone knows the difference. They can legal mush mouth it all they want to, it's still sold, that's how most people treat it and think of it, so it needs a warranty, for merchantability and fitness of purpose and so on.

    1. Re:sorry, no by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      I said that warranties of merchantability are exceptions. It's "truth in merchandising". You sold me a toaster, it had better be able to toast bread! That's why they're called "implied" warranties. They're not true warranties.

      Of course, I agree with your general thesis. If someone sells me software, they are implicitly repesenting to me that the software is merchantable. All commercial software, even commercial open source software, should be warrantied. If it breaks during normal usage I get my money back. Just like it was a toaster.

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      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
  208. To me only disk imaging does it by Phatmanotoo · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've become so fed up with the traditional "windows rot" that I decided that only my own, full-disk-image savepoints will do.

    These days hard-disks are cheap. Set up a Linux server with partimage and a large disk, boot the windows workstations with SystemRescueCD, and make your "savepoints" at those times you install drivers, etc. Make sure you partition the disk into "system" and "user data". Partimage works great even on NTFS if you're careful to defrag first.

  209. Re:This article is a disgrace to slashdot by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    I can't understand how making and distributing custom Windows CDs doesn't violate copyright and Microsoft EULAs.

  210. A fix is tedious but largely possible by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Install OS.
    Download free Firewall and install it I recommend Zone.
    Download free AV and realtime scanner and install it I recommend Avast w/ all RT scanners running.
    Connect to MS update.
    Begin collecting SPs, patches and updates.

    I just did this in 3 hrs with a complete upgrade from Win95 OSR2 to Windows 2000 using only the Win 2000 install CD.

    It was not until someone here managed to snag a virus in the jpi cache directory a week later which was automatically quarantined by the RT/AV scanner that I even thought about potential problems.

  211. the guy's an idiot by Thundersnatch · · Score: 2, Informative
    All he had to do was turn on the built-in firewall for his dial-up connection BEFORE he connected to the internet. No blaster worm, no problem other than the long download wait.

    Any decent systems administrator approaches Windows secuirty in this way: Firewall FIRST, then download patches, then download and update AV software.

    Most american ISPs (dial-up and broadband) now turn on the XP firewall when you install their custom dialer/spyware/etc. installs, which is a good thing. Having SP2 preinstalled will be better.

  212. Why do you hate Scientology? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not devote your life to more interesting passions?

    1. Re:Why do you hate Scientology? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Ooh look! My own pet clamdroid. He followed me home, can I keep him?

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  213. Re:why cars and oil make the worst combination eve by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    Seriously people, If you want to cruise on the info superhighway learn how to drive(get a firewall, AV, know how to work your box). If you don't know that stuff and something breaks its not MS's or Linus'es or anybody elses fault, its yours

    Microsoft claims "security" as a feature of their products. Requiting 3rd party software and 3rd party hardware in order to connect to the most common network on the planet means that either Microsoft is lying or you are wrong (or both). Yes, people should take better care of their property, but that doesn't excuse the maker that ships knowingly bad software.

  214. Re:First thing I do with a new Windows install is. by sparkeyjames · · Score: 1

    should this not read ....

    1) Apply security patches
    2) goto step one till your brain hurts.

  215. Re:Ignoring the root cause and fighting the sympto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    However, the root cause is a vulnerability in Windows. That hole has to be plugged. Otherwise, another virus writer will exploit it, and another and another...

    You make it sound as if Microsoft doesn't do anything when security holes are found. In one sense, you have people complaining because there are too many patches, but then others complain because "MS isnt doing enough to secure their product".

  216. Re:Custom CD: "Sysprep", Slipstreamed service pack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slipstreaming only *INTERGRATES* SPs all other hotfixes are applied after install (aka rollups).

    This is lame!!! Hotfixes, patches, and whatever MS wants to call a patch (this week) should be slipstreamable. IE should be able to update/patch the installation files.

    What MS really needs to make is a tool that requests the user to insert their OS disk and the tool automatically creates a ISO with all the patches applied to the installation files.

  217. Ever heard of a firewall? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The writer of the linked article is "smart" enough to blast Windows on Security, but not smart enough to patch a Windows system from behind a firewall. It is not that hard. We can't let people like this carry the ball for the open source movement. Let him (or her you feminist wackos) carry the water, or maybe ER's jock strap.

  218. user and system administrator accounts seperate!! by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

    This is what needs to be done to windows to fix most of these problems. User accounts SHOULDN'T be allowed to install programs into the OS's system folders. Even if you mess up your user account it should not effect the OS in any way.

    I tried running as a regular user on Windows XP Home edition before. Unfortunately, about 90% of programs are impossible to run after installing them as an Adiminstrator user under Windows XP. Of course, a lot of this is from programmers always assuming that whoever runs the program is a memember of "administrators" and thus try to do things like read/write configuration files in the programs directory instaed of creating configs in the USERS home folder (Documents and Settings).

    XP Home addition also has a very poorly designed system of user rights for admin vs. regular users. You can't even set folder permissions! I guess they think that only those who purchased the "Professional" eddition of XP deserve that feature.

  219. Microsoft is not responsible for your stupidity. by Kaboom13 · · Score: 1

    The problems encountered by the author A. Almost certainly did not require a reinstall and B. His difficulty with the reinstall could easily have been avoided. First off, "cruft" in the registry only happens if you have a strong penchant for constantly installing/uninstalling poorly written software. You can get plenty of free registry cleaning utilities, or you can just use the built in registry editor, or just ignore it completely (the "cruft" generally doesn't hurt anything). Why Window's security mdoel is responsible for VMWare or Linux screwing up your sound card I don't quite understand. The right click problem is a bug I've never heard of it, I'm willing to bet something you installed tried to add something to the context menu and screwed it up. To avoid being infected after a reinstall, just activate the built-in firewall during the install or before connecting it to the net. You also apparently condemn Microsoft's issuing patches over Windows Update? How else should they do it? Are you gonna run around to everyone's house with a box of CD-R's? The registry has always been a generally dumb idea, but it's been relegated to glorified config file status anyway, and most registry problems are easily fixed. The registry has nothing to do with the various worms anyway, they all exploit holes in various other parts of the opertaing system (or internet explorer). The idea of updated windows cd's is a good idea, which is why Microsoft supplies the tools to do it. Also, Microsoft announced it was reversing it's policy on allowing pirates to install SP2. Basically the entire article is a rant about a guy who screwed up his computer, and got infected reinstalling like a million other people. I realize MS bashing is a sport here on Slashdot, but there is no substance here besides just '1 guy pissed off at microsoft, not gonna take it anymore."

  220. Re:Small private subnet and proxy fix windowsupdat by grolschie · · Score: 1

    I have found that WindowsUpdate site fails to work on many proxies.

  221. Re:Ignoring the root cause and fighting the sympto by kbahey · · Score: 1

    Nice pigeon holding there! Predefined labels too.

    Should I say that you sound like the knee jerk crowd who overreact at every turn?

    No one psychoanalyzes a mugger, or tries to talk sense in a break and enter thief.

    Those are extraordinary situations anyway. The important thing is what to do afterwards to prevent (or minimize the probability of) a repeat of the same thing?

    Do you overreact and shut yourself at home and never go on the street again of fear? Or carry a gun and shoot anyone who approaches you physically, even if they are a homeless guy asking for a dime?

    If you really think exploring the root cause after the fact and planning for the future is a luxury, then we are all doomed if we think this way in major events, like Sept 11.

  222. Maybe this has been pointed out but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS will ALLOW pirated copies of XP to update. And if you've been around long enough, you remember the confusion of .ini files. The registry was seen by the entire industry as a step forward. Well, the IIS 6 metabase is moving to XML format. Maybe the registry is next. And get a faster connection. And I don't need to rebuild my desktops annually or otherwise. Get a dialup router.

  223. Solution: Automatic Updates by lowe0 · · Score: 1

    Or design their cars to put their seat belts on for them. Oh wait....

    I've said it before, I'll say it again. People who can't be bothered to patch their systems should have automatic patching on. MS should just turn it on by default. They've tried before, and we always get scaremongering about how MS is going to take our rights away. Well, it's time we realize that, quite frankly, Microsoft knows better than the vast majority of PC owners about properly securing their system, and if people can't be bothered to keep their machines safe, we should at least let MS try.

    That statement sounds insane to us around here, but that's just because we geeks know what we're doing, and would prefer to be in charge (or at least choose who we want to be in charge.) Joe Sixpack doesn't know what he's doing, and yet we still let him be in charge anyway. That's just asking for trouble, and when you connect all those computers together, trouble for one means trouble for all.

  224. Re:Microsoft is not responsibli for its stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem here is that Microsoft is really partly to blame. You can't have a survival of the fittest approach to software development when the source is closed and only Microsoft has access to what its takes to fix the problems in the software they sold you. The consumers of Microsoft's products are getting screwed when they purchase defective items, and then screwed again when they have to patch and purchase anti-virus remedies for them. When it comes to tools (compilers) you can't blame the toolmaker for something malicious with the tool. In this case, though, it is Microsoft as infrastructure player that's pissing on the parade. An OS is a foundation or like a road: built to hold things on top of it. When the guy pouring your foundation screws up you should be able to sue him for more than the cost of the concrete. Time to hold Microsoft's toes to the fire again, this time for real.

  225. Guy mentioned he was in Pakistan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not sure if Linksys or equivalent easily available
    in Pak or as affordable as here.

    I agree connecting a Windows box directly to the
    Internet is suicide -- but Microsoft sells all over the world -- poor countries, 3rd world countries, many still running old obsolete version like Win95, 98.

    Easy for us to criticize but not sure that enough
    information on security, hardening, firewalls in
    available in native languages or in an accessible
    format.

  226. Re: do a clean install by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows registry accumulates so much crud that the user is forced to do a clean install

    Not if the user has half a brain and 60 bucks.

    Anyone who knows anything about Registry cruft knows about OnTrack System Suite (now Vcom System Suite).
    It scans the Registry, then scans the directory structure and reports garbage Registry entries.
    A green/yellow/red Deletion Table is presented to allow cleaning out the junk.

    Of course, reinstalling corrupted pieces of Windoze is another issue.

    gewg_

  227. Re:Small private subnet and proxy fix windowsupdat by dameron · · Score: 1

    It seems to work fine with raw squid, 'though Dansguardian and other filters can screw it up.

    -dameron

  228. Rant on Zone Alarm and BlackIce by Nintendork · · Score: 1
    LOL, you got me there for not providing backup.

    My main beef with Zone Alarm is that by default, it blocks outbound VPN sessions and doesn't inform you like it loves to do when it blocks inbound session attempts. You can add the VPN server to the trusted zone, but that's after you realize what's going on. When troubleshooting connectivity issues, you never expect that the client computer is blocking its own outbound connections and it takes a while longer to realize that the client you're troubleshooting over the phone has this software installed. IMHO (And most security professionals agree), a personal firewall shouldn't block outbound sessions unless it's working at the application layer and has pattern definitions for known viruses. My second beef with it is that it announces every inbound session attempt it blocks in a way that makes it sound like it's stopping puppy rapists from doing their thing. Sure, you can change this behavior, but they intentionally set the defaults this way to take advantage of the uneducated users (The majority of the people that would install their software). When I did support for a local ISP, I had plenty of calls from people that were getting "hacked" by our DSL equipment. The software had them scared shitless of the Internet and all the background noise that came with it.

    BlackIce has the same behavior.

    So here we have two firewalls that block outbound sessions (WTF!?!) and like to prey on n00bs.

    -Lucas

    1. Re:Rant on Zone Alarm and BlackIce by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1

      I use ZonaAlarm and like it a lot. It's true I have been foiled a time or two when trying to get some connectivity on my home network for sharing a directory or shared printer, but I figured out it was the firewall and fixed it. I really like that it blocks outgoing connections by default, and that's the way it should be. Hacking in is only half the battle. The phone home programs are also problems that I don't want them connecting to anything unless I know about it.

      I can't be as locked down as I would like because my wife also uses this computer, so we still use IE (I just installed Firefox for me to use) and I just did a scan with AdAware and found a bunch of crap that it removed. I don't do much serious work on this computer at home, so I don't really care too much. ZoneAlarm works great for preventing virus problems, so I'm doing fine there.

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    2. Re:Rant on Zone Alarm and BlackIce by LokiSteve · · Score: 1

      You want firewall software to block outbound connections for many reasons.

      I, personally, do not want NetBIOS broadcasts hitting my cable modem from 5 different computers when I'm only supposed to have one connected (yeah, I know, non routable, tin foil hat all the same). I like the idea that if my computer happens to get a bug, chances are minimal that I will pass it on.

      Personally, I use VisNetic firewall for home use, and although it has a little bit of a steep learning curve does the job I need it to, and is quiet about it.

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  229. Anti Microsoft? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These guys are apparently anti-Mircrosoft too.

  230. What an idiot! by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

    Ok, you know, this type of stupid bullshit should NOT be posted to /. MS bashing is one thing, but when you publish a "news article" that is full of out and out lies, then it's just plain yellow journalism.

    As expected, pretty quickly the registry started accumulating all sorts of rubbish, and the system started exhibiting strange bugs.

    What the fuck are you installing??? My current HTPC was built on Windows 2000 server in February of 2000. It's been running 24/7 since then, and has hundreds of pieces installed, removed, updated, moved, etc since then. It's my test development box for ASP (which in my case means it's had 3 different versions of MS Office installed for twiddling with the various exposed COM components to be used in web pages.) It's connected to my TV and acts as DVR/multimedia machine and I've installed dozens of various multimedia apps over the years to test and play with (zoom player, two-three different versions of the ATI multimedia system, Winamp, etc). The hardware has been upgraded numerous times, and is about to go through another cycle. I don't experience ANY "strange bugs".

    Then I made the mistake of installing VMWare 30 day demo on my system. As soon as I booted Linux under it as a guest OS, the the sound card went bonkers, and started producing high pitched screeching sounds.

    Did you ever think it MIGHT be that guest OS? Linux support for sound cards is sketchy at best (yeah, I said sketchy at best). Regardless, I've got VMware installed on my desktop and have installed dozens of Linux distros on it. I've also used Basilisk II to run Mac OS 8 sessions. I've NEVER had a problem like that.


    The Messenger Service spam was only a minor inconvenience as I knew how to turn it off;


    Really? They why the fuck didn't you do it before you went online? For that matter, why didn't turn on the firewall before going online? I'll tell you why: while you try to come off as a person who knows what they're doing, all you end up doing is coming off as a user. A user who, granted, knows what the registry is or Windows update, but a user nonetheless. Your opinion, therefore, on anything "I.T." is worthless and void.

    Ah, no, I see. I decided to look around your site. You're a programmer. The worst kind of user. That's right, programmers are users. They usually end up fucking up their systems beyond repair, then call the people who really know how a computer works to come fix it...or, they reinstall over and over again. Your opinion is, therefore, even less worthwhile than a user's.

    Thanks for playing. Please come back

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    1. Re:What an idiot! by x-guru · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I would have been so nasty, but I mostly agree with what you said.

      Especially with the part about turning on your
      firewall before connecting to the Internet.

      Though I must say, I am also a drunken Software Engineer
      and I take a fence to some of that. ;)

      IMHO, that story should never have made it to /.
      --x
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      ...firewall? What firewall? -- That dude ^^^

    2. Re:What an idiot! by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I would have been so nasty, but I mostly agree with what you said.

      You are correct, it was a bit over the top, but some things really get my blood boiling. :)

      Though I must say, I am also a drunken Software Engineer and I take a fence to some of that. ;)

      Well, then I apologize. While I stand by my statements, they were too broad. I've met more than enough developers I wouldn't give USER access to let alone Admin, but there is a significant percentage that are good at both developing AND fixin' stuff.

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      http://www.workorspoon.com
    3. Re:What an idiot! by hashdog · · Score: 1

      I use windows XP and I am quite happy with it. I don't install any antivirus software. I don't use firewall either. I just use my little router, patched XP with SP1 and two fixes, one for the RPC bug and one for IE to prevent trojans from malicious web site. I know what I am doing and I haven't gotten any problems so far.

  231. Re:You Mean digital? try WinWord! by os2fan · · Score: 1
    The registry first appeared in Microsoft Word for Windows. That is, if you install Winword 1.0 under Windows 3.0, it will create both regedit and the registry filr reg.dat.

    The MSD program, in both DOS and Windows incarnations, comes from Word. WinWord 1.0 sports MSD vers 1.0, and later versions of WinWord sports a windows version of the same thing.

    MSWord is the stomping ground for the crappier ideas we see in Windows, although the dreaded Clippy comes from no other than MS-Bob via Office to Windows XP.

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  232. Not a troll by ishmaelflood · · Score: 1

    When I trashed my NT installation (my own fault, I deleted a Linux dual boot without uninstalling lilo first), I used a Knoppix cd to get back online and figure out exactly how stupid I was.

    The recommended course of action on the Microsoft web site involved some Byzantine complexity using Norton Disk Doctor. I (a) don't have NDD and (b) didn't believe a word of it.

    Fortunately some random googling reminded me about FDISK /MBR. Which worked fine, even off a DOS 5 disk.

    The irony is that the reason I had deleted the Mandrake installation was I wanted to replace it with the Knoppix one.

  233. Average User by fwarren · · Score: 1
    Yeah, me too. I can keep a Windows Box up and running pretty well.

    Although I have seen reboots where the registry gets toasted for no reason at all.

    I have seen people get a computer with the 90 day tril of Norton on it, decide the want the full version, uninstall the trial version and install the full version and it fails (due to 20 taskbar apps the manufacture bundles with the software).

    The "overall" context of slashdot is that Linux zelots say that linux is cool and Windows zelots say that Linux is not user friendly and unitl it can match what Microsoft does...go away.

    So we talk two things here

    1. Is what a uber user does to keep a clean running Windows box, or how to be leet and run a linux box without those problems.
    2. Is slam OS's (both windows and linux), for what happens to the average user when you turn them loose on a machine.
    The grandparent post is about what in general happens to an average windows user. No, they won't have security updates on hand. They don't have a hardware firewall if they are on broadband or know how to keep their machine from being hacked while waiting for 110 mb of MS updates to tricle in on their dial-up account.

    I make an extra $500-$600 a month removing malware for people. The average user is not able to remove it. It is not just "kill a few registry keys" for them.

    And yes, it is Microsoft's fault. Just like it is to Apples credit that on a classic Mac, there are only 6 ways for a virus to infect a system discoveed between 198x and 1994, and since 1994 there have been 0 new ways discovered.

    Evil toolbars, activeX compenents that hijack your browser. Email in outlook with spoofed extentions, the HTML/scripting engine that is intergrated into the OS so tightly that a hacker has a choise of exploting OS holes, HTML holes, or scripting holes via an executable, a script, or a web page and wacky, insecure defaults.

    Yes, the average windows user has a lot of problems to contend with and since the internet, they have been in way over their head.

    1. Once upon a time, you just had to tell the clueless to make sure they don't leave a floppy in their drive between reboots and only open up documents not programs off of floppies and they would be fine.
    2. Enter the internet....Then only those clueless soles who went on line and were dumb enough to download warez got hit by windows related viruses in exe files.
    3. Then email virues and scripting problems hit.
    4. Then IE html expoits started being a problem
    5. Let's add spyware and breakage of the TCP/IP stack
    6. Now lets add crashing of the computer due to 20 background processes (most of them spyware and offcie faststart) bringing the computer to its knees.
    7. Then IE expoilts in the flakey HTML engine and ActiveX exploits.
    8. Now lets add Malware and Hijackware
    9. Then finally, the rash of worms from the last year or so.
    If you look back at the list, the Classic Mac has basicly problem 1, 2 and 3. Mainly due to users running as administrator/super user. *nix Tends not to have these problems when users don't run as root.

    However, problems 4-9 are pretty much confined to Windows. I think Microsoft should fess up the fact.

    For the average user to use a Mac, they just need to plug it in.

    For the average Winodws user. They need a hardware firewall, Ad-adware, Spybot S&D, Antivirus, Zone Alarm, all installed and properly configured, in additon to being taugh to run as a non-administrative user, and to dowload updates and patches, to make sure to update their security software (ZA/Antivirus/AdAware) on a weekly basis. To not click on things, to backup the registry, create logical rollback points, etc, etc.

    No the average computer user should not be allowed to buy Windows and think all they have to do is plug it in. They make me money by needing someone to clean up their machines and they impact my internet experience by slowing everything down with worms and encouraging spammers to keep up with their garbage.

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    1. Re:Average User by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's partly microsofts fault. This guy is posing as an expert, and he presents problems that are non-events for someone of intermediate skill, such as myself, as unsolvable without a new windows from scratch.

      He's an idiot. And smokes too much hooka. You're absolutely right about the Mac. And look at that time frame. That's when windows crushed macs. They're only just starting to make a comeback. Microsoft made a lot of huge strides into making the computer an appliance you didn't have to think about. Unfortunately their assumptions that went into '95, "What? A world wide network, who would want that? In 10 years I can see a world market for about 4 dozen networked computers...." etc. have come back to pay very bitter dividends. Largely on the strengths of '95 fire and forgetness. Which had it's own outta the box problems. But it was so easy to install and configure things for it. If it couldn't count past 4 billion without dying like BSD trolls, so what, a few seconds later everything worked. Easy. It's not the most impressive use of foresight by the market. I'll give you that. But it was a promise as attractive as it was occasionally elusive. With that much of the market focused on Apple, demanding what they wanted, Apple and it's products would not be what they are today. And they probably would not be the better for it. To say Apple serves the whole market better than microsoft serves the whole market. Is patently false. The overwhelming emperical evidence says otherwise. To say Apple serves it's niche better than microsoft what is essentially the whole market minus apples niche is probably at least as incontrivertable.

      My buddy runs wide open on a cable modem. I've told him he should just buy a d-link firewall router like I did. After the rebate it was something like 30 bucks, last year. It's basically drop in, very little configuration. I'm not sure I did anything but change the admin password. DHCP did/does the rest. Maybe ever six months or so I have to hunt down an kill the malware. Although the last time, I left the directories and some of the files in place and just denied everyone everything and deleted the keys. And it hasn't come back yet. Which sort of surprises me (I would have thought there'd be new versions, new competitors etc.).

      Ultimately the problem is one of commodity. Microsoft made some bad guesses, locking in some problems for at least a decade in an industry that changes very quickly. Every company makes bad guesses. Microsofts great choices insured they and we would have to live with the bad ones for a long time. Apple didn't make choices that good, and they weren't as bound to their bad ones. Who's to say what would or would not have been. It can only be guessed at and the only thing we can be sure of is every guess would fall short. All hail the McComputer. We all hate our McComputing overlords. MickyD's makes more burgers than anyone else. But they are a *travesty* compared to what a slightly more expensive burger can be, even at a franchise. Every town has it's local burger places. It's mass appeal, it turns almost everything it touches into grey lifeless schlock. To presume that Apple would somehow magically be the exception is foolish.

      Errors are easy to make too. Look at your list, 4 and 7 are redundant, the elements of 5 are unrelated, and partially redundant with 6, 7, and 8. And since most of the worms had to be installed by the user, 8 and 9 might also be considered redundant. Now is there nothing valid in there? I didn't say that. But you made a broken list. It's about 50% broken as written. Now imagine you were stuck with any 99% of that original list, and had to fix it, adding as you wished, but only removing one element in a hundred. Everything looks easy from a distance. I would certainly hope you're more generous than I and spare my posts the indignity of this last paragraph. :) Cause man, do *I* suck. But if you can somehow muddle through it, I'd like to think there's something useful in there.

    2. Re:Average User by fwarren · · Score: 1
      Errors are easy to make too. Look at your list, 4 and 7 are redundant, the elements of 5 are unrelated, and partially redundant with 6, 7, and 8. And since most of the worms had to be installed by the user, 8 and 9 might also be considered redundant. Now is there nothing valid in there? I didn't say that. But you made a broken list. It's about 50% broken as written. Now imagine you were stuck with any 99% of that original list, and had to fix it, adding as you wished, but only removing one element in a hundred
      The list is not a logical list, in which case, you are right. Most of those items should colapse down to just 1 or 2 things.

      The list is a timeline, the order in which those things came about. As far as I am concerned, from a technical point, no matter if it installed via program you ran, or a activex thing running in the background on a webpage, hijackware, malware and spyware are all the same thing.

      But in an order of progression, it was spyware, then malware, then hijakware that makes my customers lives misrable.

      This also covered how Microsoft has done a diservice to their customers. That list is also an evolution of what you must keep up with and know to keep your computer working well.

      1. Once all you needed to do was not boot from strange floppies
      2. Then you needed to know not to run software from strage floppies.
      3. Then good antivurs software was enough
      4. Then you had to not run email attachments and update your antivus weekly
      5. Then you needed to run something like ad-adware to clean things up
      6. Then you needed to be behind a firewall because of the worms and had to patch your box on a regular basis.
      7. Then came the malware, and cleaning up this *super spyware* was getting to be a bit to much, so you needed something like spybot s&d.
      8. Now hijackware is doing its thing and I find to clean a machine, and to keep it clean I need to run AdAware, and Spybot, plus clean up the browser stuff with Hijackthis and audit the whole system with Bazooka.
      It is not that hard for me to add one more tool to my bag of tricks when the next thing after hijackware comes down the line in about the next 3 months.

      However, for your average user who knows they need antivurs software but are not even aware that their copy of Norton AntiVirus 2000 expired over 3 years ago and does not protect them against anything, when was the last time someone sent you happy 99?

      To them it is not just "add one more fact". They have to study the whole thing out. MS has allowed them a wizard that will let them get started with an ISP in less than 5 minutes. But they still need to learn how to use antivurs software, why the need a firewall and how they work, about spyware, and malware, and hijackware. Then they need to spend 3 to 12 hours a month reading on this stuff to stay up to date.

      Not what they thought they were getting into. If windows was desinged well, like Linux or MacOS, they would need to know 1) do not run as root 2) keep antivirus up to date 3) download security patches and 4) keep the firewall on. But due to poor design, i.e. ease of use for a single user operating system morphing into an internet machine, each user is required to become a security expert, to pay for a security expert, or to lose their data that comes with having to reinstall their box every 3 months.

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  234. Popular by fwarren · · Score: 1
    Eat shit, 10 million flies can't be wrong

    What makes Windows popular is that business trusted IBM, IBM used MS dos. IBM tried and failed to lockdown the hardware market. MS was able to be installed on clones, thus making them legitimate replacements for IBM PC's. MS built a monopoly around the OS, was able to force major computer retailers to sell boxes with MS windows on them. We live in a world were Joe user has the choise of buying a box with Winodws preinstalled, or building/having built a box without windows and then installing their pirate copy on it.

    That my friend, is why windows is so popular.

    Now if you want to enter into a discussion about administering a windows box with GUI and 3rd party GUI tools vs. linux with CLI and vendor provided GUI tools, we can do that.

    As I posted in an earlier thread. The Internet is the great equalizer. No network, Windows box is easier for Joe Sixpack to get and use.

    Plug it into the internet and all of a sudden, the maintanence tasks required to keep the linux box running and secure vs. what it takes to keep the Windows box running and secure, and Linux has the advantage. Mind you I am talking about running Xandros or Mandrake, not LSF, Gentoo or Slackware.

    But once again, due to Microsofts Monopoly, it is what is popular, not what is the easiest to use and administer.

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    1. Re:Popular by mingot · · Score: 1

      We live in a world were Joe user has the choise of buying a box with Winodws preinstalled, or building/having built a box without windows and then installing their pirate copy on it.

      Joe user can also build/buy a box and install a legitimate copy of windows on it. Or Linux, for that matter. You have Linux on your machine, right? Oh, but you're not Joe User. Fine, I'm not a fly so I'll take a pass on eating that shit.

      That my friend, is why windows is so popular.

      I see. So all that needs to happen if for a few of the major box builders to offer consumers the chance to purchase computers with Linux pre-installed and the cream will rise to the top, eh? Quite a few have tried. What happened?

      Now if you want to enter into a discussion about administering a windows box with GUI and 3rd party GUI tools vs. linux with CLI and vendor provided GUI tools, we can do that.

      Not really. I don't care much for administering anything. The administration of my home network consists of making sure that the cheap linksys router has all incoming ports blocked. It works well, does not require tweaking kernel recompiles. Even my blockheaded SO with her UNPATCHED windows xp (sp zero) machine has not been hacked, infected with a virus, or worm. Some headache.

      As I posted in an earlier thread. The Internet is the great equalizer. No network, Windows box is easier for Joe Sixpack to get and use.

      Hey, you're right to an extent. Windows has a security problem. I see changes being made to fix this problem. Linux has a usability problem. I see nerds extolling the virtues of CLI applications and responding to any and all accusations that their beloved open source toy might need some polish with nothing but vitrol.

      Plug it into the internet and all of a sudden, the maintanence tasks required to keep the linux box running and secure vs. what it takes to keep the Windows box running and secure, and Linux has the advantage. Mind you I am talking about running Xandros or Mandrake, not LSF, Gentoo or Slackware.

      Dunno, seems much easier to me to spend 100 bucks and take 10 minutes to figure out how to plug network cables into routers than it does to trudge through man page and howto hell, but maybe it's just me.

      But once again, due to Microsofts Monopoly, it is what is popular, not what is the easiest to use and administer.

      Keep telling yourself that instead of acknowledging the problems.

  235. Linux Fools by GISGEOLOGYGEEK · · Score: 1

    If the author of the article in question had spent a fraction of the time he spent learning Linux on learning how to properly use Windows, he would not have had the problems he had.

    Funny thing about Linux users ...

    They admit that to use Linux, you need to learn some real skills ... that any damn fool off the street will have to work at it a bit to really benefit from Linux ... yet they expect MS to make windows so that the same damn fool can use it with absolutely no problems of any kind with out any work at all to learn how to use it properly.

    I could go on for hours about the problems I've had trying to make various open source GIS softwares run in Linux ... about all the tiny simple half assed clues that those programmers could have included with their work to save me days of banging my head on the screen.

    I bet I could re-write the author's article switching out MS/windows for PostGIS/GEOS/GRASS/TclTK/GDAL ... and half the people here would blow me off as just Linux inexperienced while those same people praise the great work of the master windows god author to point out the criminal acts of MS/windows.

    Grow up! Linux is just as far from perfect as Windows is, just not enough people use it for it to be a worthy target of real exploits. Your great day of Linux will come, and you will be learned real good when it comes.

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    1. Re:Linux Fools by TiggsPanther · · Score: 1
      Linux Users:
      They admit that to use Linux, you need to learn some real skills ... that any damn fool off the street will have to work at it a bit to really benefit from Linux ... yet they expect MS to make windows so that the same damn fool can use it with absolutely no problems of any kind with out any work at all to learn how to use it properly.

      Aah, but Microsoft themselves try to make Windows so that "any damn fool off the street" can use it out of the box. True, we geek-types know it doesn't end up that way, but as Windows is meant to be that way some of us treat it like that.

      Linux isn't means to be easy. So we tinker, we learn, and for some of us it takes a long time. (I'm no expert, just someone who can get the bloody thing running) But we're encouraged to do so.
      In Windows they discourage you from tinkering.

      Plus there is one major difference - in Linux's favour...

      In Linux, (and other systems) we know to not install anything we don't particularly need or that might prove a security risk. In Windows they don't give you any fucking choice. IE/OE/WMP - you have to lock them down and download shit-loads of patches for software packages we neither use nor even want on the bloody system!

      Tiggs
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    2. Re:Linux Fools by GISGEOLOGYGEEK · · Score: 1

      That story of yours is all blown to hell by the last few versions of redhat ive used ... fedora core1 at the moment. ... with that ever flashing exclamation mark at the bottom of the screen, demanding that you download and install half a dozen PATCHES EVERY DAY ... a veritible SHIT LOAD OF PATCHES and packages WE NEITHER USE NOR EVEN WANT ON THE BLOODY SYSTEM.

      You dont even realize you are a part of the problem do you? ... trying to hide how much the common linux user interfaces strive to appear as user friendly and dumbed down as you would claim windows is ... just without the functionality.

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    3. Re:Linux Fools by TiggsPanther · · Score: 1

      OK. Let me restate myself in plain English...

      If you don't want any browser, media player, or have your own particular favourite alternative, you can actually exclude the application from your installation setup. If you don't like GNOME/KDE you can install an alternative. Either at install, or later.

      Yes, the common UIs these days do try to simplify things, but all of the "old-fashioned methods" of the Command Line and the Plaintext Configuration Files are still there.
      You can turn off all of the graphical extravagances, use a simple WM, and even forgo apt/yum and build everything from source yourself.

      True, some things you are "forced" to install owing to dependencies dictated by exactly how the distro is set up. But if you don't like it, you can try another distro, try Gentoo (too complex for me, but some people swear by it's freedom), defect to *BSD, or even compile your own system entirely.

      All of the low-level control is still there behind Linux - and you're encouraged to use it. Maybe it is in Windows, but you're discouraged from it.
      I also use FC1. I can't deny that GNOME does seem to suffer from the "Windows Effect" at times - but so far it hasn't stopped me doing anything I couldn't do in older distros. Plus you can get rid of the RHN alerts. You don't have to have them there, or even install anything from them.

      To sum up...

      the common linux user interfaces strive to appear as user friendly and dumbed down as you would claim windows is

      True, but the keyword is "common". Like I said above, there are alternatives. In Windows there aren't. Not completely. And certainly not officially. And Linux doesn't (yet) try to hide the existance of the command line.

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    4. Re:Linux Fools by GISGEOLOGYGEEK · · Score: 1

      you can get rid of the RHN alerts, you dont have to have them or even install anything from them ...

      ARE YOU PEOPLE STUPID!?!

      You don't ever have to deal with windows updates either ... my point was that you Linux users claim windows needs patches constantly while Linux never does while in reality whether you have the alerts turned on or not, there are half a dozen updates for you every day!

      Funny, i can get to and use the command prompt just fine in windows XP as I have in all the previous versions ... I don't have to very often because non-open source coders seem to be willing to make simple user interfaces while linux coders couldn't be bothered to make anything user friendly.

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  236. Postscript printing by fwarren · · Score: 1
    I would also try chaning some of the postscript options, I.E. moving from Level 3 to Level 2 or Level 1. Changing optimize for speed to optimize for portability. Do not output to eps. Change your embed truetype fonts threshold to 1 pt.

    Although I have always been able to get the PS output I have needed. I have never need mathamitcal formulas or grek characters, so YMMV.

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  237. Umm ... No. by beer_maker · · Score: 1
    A typical Windows system follows a simple lifecycle: it starts out with a clean Windows installation, which gradually deteriorates as programs are installed, and uninstalled. Eventually, the Windows registry accumulates so much crud that the user is forced to do a clean install.
    I'm throwing the BULLSHIT flag on this ... and on your blind acceptance of it, though your advocacy of FreeBSD/Mac explains your agreement.

    Does cruft accumulate over time? Of course it does. But does it accumulate to the point of a complete clean reinstall yearly, as the original poster claimed in TFA? No, unless you are the guy who never met a program he didn't install. And even that guy could avoid the issue if he followed the logical maintenance path. Get rid of a program? Then get rid of the cruft - open the Registry and do a search & delete of remaining files associated with the program!

    I wish Microsoft did a better job of requiring application uninstallers to remove all the entries the installer put in. But is it their fault that non-MS programmers write sloppy uninstallers? I don't have a solution to that, do you, Mr Advocate? Mr Original Poster?

    I've been using Windows computers at work & home since DOS & Windows 3.11, and the only times I had to do a clean reinstall were (1) when my hard drive suffered a catastrophic head crash in sector zero, rendering my data unreachable, and (2) when I attempted to configure a dual boot of Windows 98 and Red Hat, and the Linux tool I used (instead of Partition Magic) over-wrote the partition table. Number one was nobody's fault, and number two was mine - the instructions said there was a "slight risk" but a google search later found many sites saying to never use that particular tool. Be that as it may, in neither case did cruft-buildup cause the rebuild.

    In my current job I rebuild a lot of systems, both Mac & PC, and the predominent reason is to make sure all our standard applications are present with no residual data from the previous user. I upgrade a lot of systems to newer versions of their respective operating systems, now OS X 10.3 & Windows XP, predominently because my users want the newer features. I also support older systems attached to scientific instruments (microscopes/spectrometers/radiation counters/etc) which cannot be replaced or upgraded because the software & hardware are rev-locked. None of those systems has ever crashed because of cruft buildup.

    It seems pretty obvious to me that OP & yourself are not very well versed in the support of the MS operating systems - and there is no reason you must be if you do not wish it - but if you don't know how to do so please stop saying it cannot be done just because YOU cannot do it.

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  238. Re:user and system administrator accounts seperate by Bambi+Dee · · Score: 1
    I tried running as a regular user on Windows XP Home edition before. Unfortunately, about 90% of programs are impossible to run after installing them as an Adiminstrator user under Windows XP.

    This doesn't seem to be part of Windows folklore yet; I mean, whenever you install Linux, you're made paranoid about running as root, but in Windows all you notice is how you can't install stuff, burn CDs, or bring up the flipping calendar anymore. Not a word about threats from the outside. People look at me funny when I bring it up. "About 90%", though? It's mostly games and (mostly older) Windows free-/shareware in my experience; Linuxy open source stuff generally behaves. And usually all the "bad" programs really want is write to their directories; they don't require admin privileges any more than writing to "my documents" does. Your mileage may vary, of course; maybe I'm just using an entirely different set of apps.

    XP Home addition also has a very poorly designed system of user rights for admin vs. regular users. You can't even set folder permissions!

    You mean you couldn't even, say, make a misbehaving app's folder writable for the 'users' group? Ouch. Well, couldn't you install these apps on a per-user basis then, a la "%userprofile%\nastybadprograms\(appname)"?

    ~Commander Obvious (sorry)

  239. Re:why cars and oil make the worst combination eve by frizzbit · · Score: 1
    I don't know why someone modded that one up to "Insightful". The point that the article is trying to make is how complex the task was of bringing his Windows machine to a state where he could safely connect it to the internet. Changing the oil in your car is a trivial job by comparison. Sure some people will still manage to stuff it up but the cost of making a totally foolproof car is one that is a waste of money for most people.

    A more accurate analogy would be this: When you buy a new car from a car dealer you needed to do the following things before it even leaves the showroom:

    Cut a new set of keys because the standard ones supplied with it were all alike.

    Reprogram the electronic fuel injection computer because it has a bug which can crash it.

    Change the tyres because the supplied ones were not all-weather ones.

    Install seatbelts.

    Install indicators and brake lights.

    Install a bull-bar.

    Install a fire-wall!

  240. "Just drag it to the Trash" doesn't really cut it! by beer_maker · · Score: 1
    Then you go to the Finder, and search for files with the name of the program you just threw away.

    Which you find all ove the place - in preferences under the user, in preferences under the application, in the System folder, in the Library folder ...

    Why is it that if OS X is supposedly a totally new Unix-like operating system, that 9 times out of 10 I can fix Mac problems by trashing the Preferences of whatever just stopped working? Wasn't that the OS 9 solution?

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  241. Security problem? What security problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just click on the bonzaiBUDDY poster and let them take care of all of your security for you. Just trust the people who brought you bonzaiBUDDY just like the people who brought you bonzaiMicrosoft, buddy, and you will be fine. And hey, the lie they tell you about so-called 'worms' and 'viruses' slowing your computer down is a big fat lie! All you need to do is rush out and buy a brand spanking new super double-extra fast and so much wayyy better computer. C'mon, trusssst the bonzaiMicrosoft people. Have they ever hozed you before?

  242. Have you looked at managed code? by jsburke · · Score: 2, Interesting

    > Microsoft really needs to look beyond short term remedies to solve security problems. The company has to move away from its Windows roots in order to create a secure operating system environment. Microsoft has a huge research and development budget, and it just doesn't make sense why it cannot develop a security centered OS.

    I wonder, have you looked at managed code?

    Five years ago, Linux-heads made fun of the BSOD; now they make fun of Windows' security. Don't underestimate Microsoft. They will get security right.

  243. +5, Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are not worthy! We are not worthy! /bows on knees

  244. War of Culture. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, I see. So finally it is being spoken. Filesharing is terrorism. Mmm hmm.

    1. Re:War of Culture. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well at least we now can see a simple answer to the problem. We simply need to reinstate the draft and we'll save all those poor college kids from being seduced into the terrorism of file sharing and we can bring them into the light to kill the enemies of OUR culture.
      Yes, clearly this is a war of cultures and the youth are in the greatest peril. It is to save their own souls that we should send them in a crusade for victory of OUR culture.

  245. Re:Ignoring the root cause and fighting the sympto by Bryan+K.+Feir · · Score: 1

    BTW - The admin requirements for running user programs isn't a fault of Microsoft. Run any of their apps, and you'll see they graciously handle limited priviledge account.

    *laugh* Now, maybe. Does anybody else remember when Microsoft Office couldn't run on Windows NT using NTFS because it expected to be able to put temporary files into one of the System folders?

  246. Couldn't stay online long enough? by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

    Why didn't the guy in the story just install ZoneAlarm from a CD-R? That's what I do if I have to install Win2K on someone's PC (SP4, the latest, came out just before the anti-Blaster patch, so an SP4 machine will still get infected within minutes of being connected to Windows Update).

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  247. dd history by Cato · · Score: 1

    I believe that 'dd' comes from OS/360 JCL's DD statement - see this page. There are some other pages that say the same thing.

  248. Not funny... by Tug3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The article behind the link was so familiar reading. Even though I nowadays try to avoid maintenance of Windows systems. The story also reminded me of my "Windows days", as well as something that happened just last night.

    I happened to stop by mu ucles house where my father was setting up my uncle's computer. My uncle knows nothing about computers, but uses one for surfing and emails. My father on the other hand has fooled around computers as long as me, since 1981. He is a fan of Windows and now in his retirement helps his friends with Windows problems.

    The problem was very typical. Reinstall of Windows (because of regitry problems) and upgrade from 98 to XP home (bad mistake)!

    As soon as they connected to Ineternet to download patches, the computer got hit by SoBig and Sasser. And even the antivirus software on the CDs was no help - it was obsolite by the time the CD was pressed.

    Luckily I happened to stop by and we could download with my secure laptop all the necessary updates and cleaners. The just move the files with USB-dongle to the sick (although fresh) PC.

    All's well that ends well? - I think that my uncle will think twice if he ever buys a new computer, at least which OS he would like to have it run...

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  249. Fedora???? by arpoodle · · Score: 1

    You're using Fedora, a bleeding edge release, and don't expect bugs and glitches?

    The whole Point of the Fedora project is to alert the development team to issues and problems to allow redhat to produce tidier and more robust end-user products.

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    1. Re:Fedora???? by GISGEOLOGYGEEK · · Score: 1

      The point is that I do expect bugs, glitches, and patches ... i was showing the irony of the person I was replying too ... who was trying to say that windows needs updates constantly, as if Linux doesnt. ... And yes, i can generalize to Linux instead of just fedora ... how many 'new' kernals have been released ohh this week?

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  250. Amazing by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
    I presume you meant it as a joke but who ever modded you up as insightfull needs to learn the meaning of the word. This is a funny comment (or at least I hope it was)

    So each time windows needs to be rebooted I should first crawl under the desk to unplug the network cable, wait for windows to finish booting and then replug it?

    Granted I seen people do sillier things to get around bad software/hardware but this belongs as a dilbert suggestion.

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    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

  251. Wait a sec.. by Vandil+X · · Score: 1

    Are we talking a Windows laptop or a Mac OS X laptop?

    Considering the source article, and all....

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  252. Re:"They don't recognize them as usability problem by theCoder · · Score: 1

    To uninstall software you just drag the application folder to the trash.

    Now, I don't own a Mac, and know very little about how they actually work (other than what I read on /.), but are you saying that Macs have no concept of shared libraries? That's the first big uninstallation problem (Apps A and B both depend on shared library C -- if app A is uninstalled, can/should it uninstall library C without affecting other apps?).

    What about preferences? I've read Mac OSX is a UNIX like system, so are there no dot files in the user's home directory? Are there no system wide preferences in the /etc (or whatever it's equivalent is)?

    On any shared system, uninstallation is going to be a non-trivial problem, and I'd be surprised if it really is that easy to (un)install on a Mac.

    Personally, I think there are many Linux based solutions (RPM, Deb, ebuild, etc) that, while they may have their problems, are far superior to anything in the Windows/Mac world.

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  253. How is .config files better? by igomaniac · · Score: 1

    On a unix system every program stores it's configuration in it's own file and it's own format. There is no standard way of separating system wide and user configuration. There is no way of taking a snapshot of the current configuration for a user so you can put the same configuration on a new machine. There is no way to roll back changes to the configuration. How is this better than the functionality the registry provides???

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  254. If you click on his FAQ by tdunn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At the bottom of the referenced page, you'll set this lovely nugget of wisdom:

    Buy yourself a Mac and OS X, and you will be rid of security problems for good.

    Mac OS X is a standard Unix; therefore, it is no more secure than Windows.

    (Emphasis mine.)

    His article and FAQ shows him to be the 'average user' - knows enough to be dangerous, more than enough to complain, but not willing to take rudimentary steps to protect himself, such as actually going out and buying some personal firewall software. (Granted, he's in Pakistan, so CompUSA is not an option.)

    I agree with his underlying sentiment - a user should not be expected to have to fix known and established holes in software, especially OS. But the "unix is just as insecure as Windows" was a hoot!

  255. Re:user and system administrator accounts seperate by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

    another evil thing is Registery Keys. These too have per/user permissions which makes it infinitely more frustrating to lock down a program or open one up to certain users/groups. I think this accounts for about half of the 90% of my programs. Again, it's just not worth it playing safari in the system registry trying to hunt down the correct registry keys to make things work.

  256. nice comparison... by xpyr · · Score: 2, Informative

    not. First off windows 2000 is not designed for home users, thats why windows xp was released. Windows 2000 is for business users, who have an administrator that handles updates/fixes etc for them. Now if you are the administrator, the first thing you do when you are installing windows 2000 is to take out the network cable so that the install isn't interrupted at all. Then quickly install a firewall after the installation of windows 2000 is completed. Even zone alarm would work out and it would be installed quickly and quietly. Its standard settings pretty much protect you from anything. Now even before that you should untick client for windows networks and file and printer sharing for microsoft networks on your dial up connection before you connect and those vulnerable ports that the worms have been using would have been closed then. Giving you the necessary time to get the zone alarm firewall. Then you can take ur time getting service pack 4 without being effected by any worm. Having a firewall is a must on any computer connected to the internet. That is why microsoft is enabling it by default in service pack 2 for windows xp. Now as for windows xp users, all they gotta do is make sure the network cable is not plugged in when installing windows during a clean install and enable the firewall on the network connection right before u plug it back in. Then u can download all the updates you need no matter how long it takes you. The standard settings of the firewall in windows xp are just fine when enabled. And after installing all the needed updates, you can then install another software firewall if you want and can disable windows xp's firewall then. But my main point is don't be on the internet without a firewall on. Windows 2000/xp/2003 do have another firewall built in though as well. Go here if you want to read up on it. It's quite useful as it allows you to only block certain ports if you only need certain ones blocked instead of all of them.

  257. Man, did you miss the boat in this one. by 2names · · Score: 1
    Obviously, this poster is at the age where everyone over 28 seems ancient to him.

    A little advice: don't rely too much on your intuition of what is obvious. The poster you refer to (me) is between 30 and 40 (I'm not going to say which end of the scale I'm closer to ;) ). While this does not make me an elder, it does allow me to state with confidence that my "nuts have dropped" so to speak. There is no water left behind my ears, and I am not viewing the world through rose coloured glasses.

    My simple point was -- and is still -- that in general, as people get older, they care less about the newest, latest, hip tech toys.

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