User: sharkey

Re:My favorite directory to put in CVS

On: Home Directory In CVS

Damn straight. A real geeks /dev/hd* is for shits and giggles ONLY.

Miced sound, huh?

On: What Critics of the Critics of the FCC Rule Miss

a fixed camera at a point where the entire event can be seen with miced sound pumped in.

Squeak, squeak, NARF!!



The same thing we do every night...

Wow

On: Building a Budget Storage Server

Another possibility was RAID 5, which allows 5 drives to act as 4 drives.

Man, I was way off! All my tektbooks and HOW-TOs have been lying to me.

Re:lemme guess...

On: Belkin To Offer Firmware Fix For Router Hijacking

Please send one dollar to "Sorry Dude"...

Re:Remember the old saying

On: JBoss Queries Apache Geronimo Code Similarity

"Good programmer's copy, great programmer's steal!!"

Now explain Windows.

Re:Next from this author...

On: Mastering Red Hat Linux 9

"Push Technology: The Future of Content Distribution".

The Future is Today!

Re:Why not rebrand?

On: Mastering Red Hat Linux 9

Mastering Fedora Core 0. I mean, hey, get people used to the idea.

Yep, start with the *NIX version of the BSOD: core dump!!!

Re:Also look for....

On: Mastering Red Hat Linux 9

Chapter 4: Leaves On My Monitor. or Speechless, just, spee-WOW!

Peter Griffen Presents!

On: Captured! By Robots - A Musical/Mechanical Marvel?

The King and I

Re:No thanks...

On: New Graphics Company, With Working Cards

Looking to put it in your bathroom?

What about...

On: The Matrix: Resolutions

I still haven't seen this film, so I'll refrain from passing judgment, but I'm ever so happy the matrix-within-a-matrix theories were unfounded.

The Lone Gunmen?

Re:Rawhide!

On: SCO to Take On Hollywood

But not the jeebies? OUTSIDER!!

Re:Long movies and Intermissions

On: LOTR: Two Towers Extended Edition Reviewed

a time that would shame an Indy pit crew.

Hey, you have to be fast when the snake pit has as many snakes as the Well of the Souls.

Re:Mozilla does the same thing

On: FTC Shuts Down Pop-Up Extortion Firm

Mozilla can suppress the Windows Messenger service?

Re:Correction

On: Millions Delete ALL Music Files?

CNN: The Least Trusted Name In News.

Ahem

Re:Lies, damned lies, and dumb polls...

On: Millions Delete ALL Music Files?

the pattywagon will arrive in 15 minutes.

MMmmmmm... burgers.

Re:Also today:

On: Three More Solar Flares

Just a man, with a man's courage...

So, what does he recommend?

On: Free Software As Nigerian Scam

We may have to give up project planning, quality control, coding standards, accountability, version control, and support

Sounds like he's bitching about moving to Windows.

Yep

On: Red Hat's CEO Suggests Windows For Home Users

Time was, Big Red defined networking."

That's right. Together with Emily Elizabeth, Clifford made friends with EVERYONE.

Also today:

On: Three More Solar Flares

Seemingly, there is no reason for these extraordinary, intergalactical upsets. Only Dr. Hans Zarkov, formerly of NASA, has provided any explanation.

This Mondays unprecedented solar flares are no cause for alarm.

Re:Premiere Glue!

On: KDE 3.2 'Rudi' Beta Released

"Mediocre" was already taken by Gnome.

You mean "gmediocre", right?

ObSpielberg

On: Google Rebuffs Microsoft Takeover Bid

sales of weapons grade plutonium

Don't you mean "walkie-talkie grade plutonium"?

Re:ACLU: NRA vs. NAMBLA

On: Symantec Says No To Pro-Gun Sites

The United States needs an American Civil Liberties Union. It's too bad that we don't have one.

We do, but only for the odd-numbered Amendments. We need one for the even numbered ones, too.

Re:Aawe, too bad.

On: Microsoft Office Faces British Invasion

Tomorrow's headline: "Gates and Ballmer pelted by crumpets and used teabags"

MSH

On: Microsoft's new CLI

Pronounced "moosh".