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  1. Re:but where's the calendar? on Rekall Now Available Under GPL · · Score: 1
    "There's no Exchange-Calendar equivalent for non-Windows environments!"

    Here you go.

  2. Re:Excellent on Rekall Now Available Under GPL · · Score: 1
    MSAccess like functionality was my answer to the OpenOffice registration survey question "what is missing from OpenOffice?"

    You misspelled "Name everything 'dba_*'".

  3. Schoolkids, rumors, pictures? on The Rise of Cyber Bullying · · Score: 1

    You mean this isn't about the DMCA?

  4. Re:More wives! on Utah Cities To Provide High-Speed Net Access · · Score: 1

    Mormon - For when one wife nagging just isn't enough.

  5. Re:So when is Microsoft stock going to tank? on Brazil Moves Away From Microsoft · · Score: 1
    It's as if Microsoft is the very last of the dot-coms (although it never truly was a dot-com)

    Well, it was as close as they could get, since the .crap TLD was never approved.

  6. Re:Military on Traveling Jobs in IT? · · Score: 1
    They're always looking for skilled people willing to server.

    Don't you mean "sever"?

  7. RBOC? on Qwest & Cablevision Launch VoIP Service · · Score: 1

    Raucus Booty On Campus?


    Doesn't everyone know all the acronyms?

  8. Those kooky Debian folks on First Look at Debian's Next Generation Installer · · Score: 1
    Next Gerneration Debian Installer.

    Where do they come up with these names? And what does it mean? I don't even know what a Gerneration is, much less what the Next one will be like.

  9. Re:County of riverside on What's the Worst Job Posting You've Seen? · · Score: 1
    I submitted a story about bad interviews but its been pending in the que for *6 weeks* (what does that mean?).

    Go look through the VA job postings and find out

    Wanted: Weblog Editor

    • Must consider himself witty
    • 3 years experience with Slashcode 3.0 (Lowerhorn) or greater
    • $6.99/hr, all the pork rinds you can eat
    • Third grade English required
    • Must love to bitchslap
    • No Cisco chicks
  10. Re:Interesting requirements... on What's the Worst Job Posting You've Seen? · · Score: 0, Troll
    What is "bilingual French" anyway - two dialects of French?

    Just French, but you can say "I surrender!" in German.

  11. Re:Apple approved fix on iTunes for Windows Breaking Older iPods · · Score: 1
    Go back to vinyl for that warm, fuzzy, buttery sound.

    Mmmmm. Warm fuzzies and buttered vinyl. Matrix fantasies of a lonely Slashdot denizen?

  12. Fried on 1.6 Megahertz per Pixel: TMDC6 · · Score: 1

    It appears that they're running their webserver on NT.

  13. Re:He should try this: on Map the Internet... In One Day? · · Score: 1

    But HOW LONG did it take? Less than a day?

  14. Re:Ok heres my part... on Map the Internet... In One Day? · · Score: 1
    Computer: The one from Microsoft with the Start button in the bottom left hand corner.

    That's Netscape, isn't it?

  15. Re:OSDL stands for on OSDL Pays For Linus Torvalds' SCO Defense · · Score: 2, Funny

    Shape of... a core dump!

  16. Re:Yeah, well... on Why Personal Websites Matter · · Score: 1

    Do you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on the mountain of mashed potatoes, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

  17. Re:hmm on Why Personal Websites Matter · · Score: 1
    Personal websites are a good idea, in theory -- but, in practice, there are far too many useless, egotistical homepages.

    And they use some truly evil colors.

  18. Re:Discount on Microsoft Defies EU Commission · · Score: 1
    But as we all know, because RMS told us, the OS includes ... and of course, a chess program.

    Just more evidence that Windows is not a Real Operating System. I got 2 Hearts, 2 Solitaires, Pinball, Spades, Checkers, Freecell and Reversi with XP, but NOT chess. When will MS catch up with Free software?

  19. Re:Innocent Until Proven Clueful on The Computer Owner - Guilty or Not Guilty? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or, at least 700 free hours in the first month.

  20. Re:Mr Lyons reports what.... on Forbes Examines SCO Subpoenas · · Score: 1
    Well I guess it is a clue to who is running the show.

    The leprechaun? "He tells me to burn things!"

  21. Impossible request on Ask Red Hat CEO Matthew Szulik · · Score: 1
    Please don't ask questions he's answered in recent interviews and statements

    The questions asked in this interview are listed as having been asked already, and must be removed. At that point, they haven't been asked, so they may be asked. Then, of course, they will have been asked already, and must be removed...

  22. Re:Oh, I thought you said Sauron on Saruman Completely Cut from 'Return of the King' · · Score: 1
    My first thought was that he was being replaced by a little white rabbit with very sharp teeth.

    Well, as it turns out, "very sharp teeth" could be construed as "violent", so Spielberg did some fast talking and convinced PJ to improve his film. The rabbit will now be sporting a fashionable walkie-talkie in place of the "very sharp teeth".

  23. Re:Experiences with Norton Ghost on Experiences w/ Drive Imaging Software? · · Score: 1
    coprorate editions

    I'm not sure what this is, but it sounds painful for the police.

  24. Re:Yeah right on Israeli Super Drone Stolen · · Score: 1
    It's obvious to me that the simplest explanation is that it has become self aware, and left under it's own volition,

    Other sources are stating that this was actually the fifth in a line of prototypes, designated "Number 5".

  25. Re:It's like out of a movie... on IBM Subpoenas SCO Investors, Analysts · · Score: 1
    Slashdot...: Nothing to see here, move along, move along...

    Nothing but a "Server Too Busy" message, anyway.