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LOTR: Two Towers Extended Edition Reviewed

akahige writes "The Digital Bits has just posted an exhaustive review and analysis of extended edition of The Two Towers, everybody that can't wait to get theirs -- or wait even longer to see the uber-cut in the theatre -- check it out. There's 43 minutes of new footage (not including the extended credits), and comparable extras to the extended version of Fellowship: 4 commentaries, documentaries, behind the scenes, etc. " I felt that FotR's Extended Edition was far superior to the theatrical release- usually these extra cuts add little, but this was the exception. I've been waiting with held breath for this one. I just wish it would ship a few days early!

626 comments

  1. Extended edition by Gavin+Rogers · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean they've made the movie even longer?

    I hope the new DVD has an extra-special "toilet break" feature!

    1. Re:Extended edition by Dicky · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I hope the new DVD has an extra-special "toilet break" feature!

      It does, if it's done in the same way as the FOTR extended edition. The film itself comes on two disks :-)

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    2. Re:Extended edition by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hope the new DVD has an extra-special "toilet break" feature!

      Silly... The DVD's don't have these features, but your player has. It's called "Pause button".

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    3. Re:Extended edition by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Funny

      no it doesn't. in fact the RIAA has decided to disable the pause and resume features of the DVD as well as chapter points to help eliminate the movie piracy that is hurting them so badly...

      Those people that go to the bathroom and want to pause it are violating the MPAA's IP rights!

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    4. Re:Extended edition by javatips · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yup, it's called pause. All DVD remote were build in anticipation of this release. While viewing LOTR: Two Towers Extended Edition this feature is being enabled between action scenes.

    5. Re:Extended edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope the DVD has Bugs Bunny in drag as an extra.

    6. Re:Extended edition by filledwithloathing · · Score: 1

      It does come with a toilet break. It's the "Arwen Aragorn romance dream sequence" right in the middle of the movie. Why the hell else would Peter Jackson put that crap in there?

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    7. Re:Extended edition by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 1

      The more important question is, why have Hollywood directors taken to making such incredibly long films? They are a pain to sit through, especially as there is no break in the middle so one can go to the bathroom and get a drink refill (so one will have to go to the bathroom again, but I digress.)

      This is all James Cameron's fault.

    8. Re:Extended edition by pressman · · Score: 1

      It's called the pause button! Check it out!

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    9. Re:Extended edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      violating the MPAA's IP rights!

      ...to...crap?

    10. Re:Extended edition by shockwav1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually, if you look behind disk 4 in the case you'll find the special Lord of the Rings branded colostomy bag. Limited edition!

    11. Re:Extended edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does have a toilet break feature! You have to switch discs halfway through.

    12. Re:Extended edition by dmatos · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, depending on how shy you are, you can always go to the bathroom and get a drink refill while sitting right there watching the movie...

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    13. Re:Extended edition by drkich · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding, I can not wait till they release the RotK Extended Edition. Have a 12 hour LotR marathon BABY! YEAH!

    14. Re:Extended edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hey, Mr Janit^H^H^H^Hugalator,

      It seems you have an impermeable sense of humor.

    15. Re:Extended edition by ObiWanKenblowme · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps because not all stories can be condensed into 90 minutes without losing significant parts. Personally I wouldn't mind if they continue to make films even longer - it would help justify in my mind the exorbitant cost of a movie ticket these days, plus I hate when important plot or character development is glossed over for the sake of cutting down to 90 minutes. (although an intermission in the 3+ hrs films would be nice)

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    16. Re:Extended edition by ObiWanKenblowme · · Score: 1

      You're going to have a hard time selling these to collectors if they're non-mint... ;)

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    17. Re:Extended edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      moderated as troll???

      what moderator has no sense of humor?

      cripes this is OBVIOUS that it is a joke.

      reminds me that taco needs to put an IQ test for moderation in.....

    18. Re:Extended edition by LeoDV · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because he had to justify Liv Tyler's paycheck and put her in every movie even though her character has one paragraph in the book. ;)

      I love the movie though. If only they hadn't changed Faramir and, well, the whole ending of TTT... Peter Jackson is still a director I admire. His work is outstanding on many, many levels. And besides, nothing that a guy who directed Dead Alive does can be all bad.

    19. Re:Extended edition by corbettw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I saw TTT when I was in Turkey last year, and it had an intermission (right before Frodo and Sam see the oliphaunts and get captured by Faramir). It's a common custom there to play an intermission in a movie, even ones only 90 minutes long. Of course, they also have assigned seating when you buy your ticket, no scrambling for four or five seats adjacent to each other, so the whole experience is much more like going to the theater than a movie.

      Interesting sidenote: since the movie was in English with Turkish subtitles, it wasn't until I saw the DVD version a few months ago that I knew what people were saying when they were speaking Elvish. Kinda made it easier to enjoy the scenes with Arwen, I didn't have to listen to cheesy dialogue, just check out the pretty girl with the funny ears.

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    20. Re:Extended edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, the MPAA reserves all ownership rights on "crap."

    21. Re:Extended edition by jaymz666 · · Score: 1

      What if they're minty though?

    22. Re:Extended edition by JPelorat · · Score: 1

      Because people demand that book adaptations be made as tediously close to the ink on the paper as humanly possible, and then sometimes that's not enough.

      Because people these days have no imagination whatsoever. They have to have every last detail described for them, pointed out, paraded around, checked for accuracy and timed down to the last millisecond to correspond precisely with events taking place in the books.

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    23. Re:Extended edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      what moderator has no sense of humor? Do any of them have a sense of humor? IF anything about /. cared about humor, mods as funny would count towards Karma and a single -1 mod wouldnt drive a new user's karma to bad.

    24. Re:Extended edition by artemis67 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hope the new DVD has an extra-special "toilet break" feature!

      Oh, you mean like the Rave Scene in the Matrix Reloaded?

    25. Re:Extended edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope the new DVD has an extra-special "toilet break" feature!

      It's called pause.

    26. Re:Extended edition by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      You know, I agree with you, and TTT is a case in point. However, instead of following the book, they put in a bunch of seens that didn't belong and were totally unescessary (the whole Faramir/Osgoliath and the Aragorn/Arwen dream sequence come to mind).

      That's what's annoying - it's too long because they added this crap, and it's too short because they skipped/condensed important things.

      Nobody is perfect, I think the movies are beautiful, but when I think about the extra junk that only takes away from scenes that should have been there, it IS annoying.

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    27. Re:Extended edition by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      my reply above, or just scroll up.

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    28. Re:Extended edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I Pee rights... Geddit??

    29. Re:Extended edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it's just as irrelevant here as it is there. Thanks for trying, though.

    30. Re:Extended edition by Illbay · · Score: 1
      What's gonna be interesting is when they're all done (a year or so from now) with the last of the trilogy's DVD 'extra cut' edits, have 'em all out on DVD, and then go back to the theaters with an "all-in-one" marathon.

      I'd love just to stand on the curb at the theater people-watching those who are willing--nay, EAGER--to subject themselves to 10+ hours of this "epic." Will they provide in-theater snack deliveries? And a chamber-pot at every seat?

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    31. Re:Extended edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, Insted of giving you longer movies for your money, they'll just take the Tarantino/Miramax approach and slice them into two parts.

    32. Re:Extended edition by zapp · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey if you wanna miss out on seeing Carrie-Anne Moss (as Trinity) gettin it on, fine by me... but that's definitelly not my chosen bathroom break :)

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    33. Re:Extended edition by hanssprudel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey if you wanna miss out on seeing Carrie-Anne Moss (as Trinity) gettin it on, fine by me... but that's definitelly not my chosen bathroom break :)

      That depends on what he was going to do in the bathroom...

    34. Re:Extended edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These complaints are completely justified. JRR Tolkien himself said (about the BBC Radio version of LOTR) that 12 hours was too short to do the story justice. Not his exact words, shame I don't have "The Letters of JRR Tolkien" handy for a proper quote. Peter Jackson's movies probably won't even get to 12 hours, and with the crap he has added in it only makes it worse.

    35. Re:Extended edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you read the book? The details are what make the story so rich. These movies are little more than an outline of the story. I feel bad for people who didn't get to experience the book first.

    36. Re:Extended edition by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Funny

      It seems you have an impermeable sense of humor.

      Thanks! However, I've heard my ability of finding sarcasms is lacking. Can you verify that?

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    37. Re:Extended edition by isfry · · Score: 1

      That scene worked out great for me. The first time I saw it I had to make a quick trip to the bathroom and by the time I got back it was still going on and I didn't miss a thing. I had a feeling when the scene started it was going to be long and i would not miss anything too intresting. I kind of lucked out by it being that long.

    38. Re:Extended edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...such as vomit; she's hideous.

    39. Re:Extended edition by gryphokk · · Score: 1
      Nah, Insted of giving you longer movies for your money, they'll just take the Tarantino/Miramax approach and slice them into two parts.

      An approach pioneered by none other that Lord of the Rings itself: a large novel which the publisher chose to break into three parts.

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    40. Re:Extended edition by thaigan · · Score: 1

      I think all DVD players have the ability to pause;-)

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    41. Re:Extended edition by moitz · · Score: 1
      Yup, it's called pause.

      I noticed while watching Goldmember that pause was disabled. While I've come across FF being disabled, I've never seen PAUSE being disabled. Anyone else see this?

      -moitz-

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    42. Re:Extended edition by kmonsen · · Score: 1

      and what is getting extended

    43. Re:Extended edition by ViolentGreen · · Score: 1

      I do agree with this. If a new user gets modded down once, their karma is automatically bad. I think that there should be perhaps a 3-5 point range for neutral and you start in the dead center.

      I also have an issue with the fact that if you get a +5 funny and then someone comes along and gives you a -1 overated mod, it hurts you karma. I don't have any suggestions for this one. I do think that funny posts should not count towards karma though. I don't think the overrated funny posts should nto count against.

      I suppose this is a bit off topic now though...

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    44. Re:Extended edition by pmz · · Score: 1

      The film itself comes on two disks :-)

      It is also useful for as a geek "that elvish woman sure makes me horny, so I gotta go 'take care of it' break." Also, the geek movie toolkit is not complete without "pause", "search", and "slow".

    45. Re:Extended edition by pmz · · Score: 1

      You're going to have a hard time selling these to collectors if they're non-mint... ;)

      No, it actually increases value. You see, this crap was collected during a viewing of LOTR, and it's one of a kind!

    46. Re:Extended edition by SlayerofGods · · Score: 0

      I'm going to have to agree with you, I never found her all that good looking.
      The first one she looked ok, but with the 2 new ones... time has not been good to her.

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    47. Re:Extended edition by jimsum · · Score: 1

      I've seen it, fast forward doesn't work either. In addition, my DVD player is supposed to be able to resume after stopping; it doesn't, but goes to the start of the chapter instead.

      I can't think of any reason they would disable pause on purpose; so it is either a mistake or forced on them by the format in order to support all those useless infinifilm features (or whatever else they are called).

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    48. Re:Extended edition by afidel · · Score: 1

      Good, I can use it for the theatrical mega-version of LOTR. This will be each of the extended editions played in the theater followed by the theatrical release of the third movie. It should be a stupendous half day =)

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    49. Re:Extended edition by JPelorat · · Score: 1

      Have you read any book? There is much more going on in your imagination when you read it than could ever be put on paper.

      Everyone's Middle-Earth is substantially different, I guarantee you. Except the sheep who dont read, who don't use their imagination, who need every last bit of everything handed to them.

      These movies provide a feast for the imagination. Unfortunate that you can't see that.

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    50. Re:Extended edition by Cromac · · Score: 1
      Except the sheep who dont read, who don't use their imagination, who need every last bit of everything handed to them.

      Which describes people who go to movies instead of reading books perfectly.

    51. Re:Extended edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trinity getting it on?? All I see is Keanu's man ass.

    52. Re:Extended edition by omacs · · Score: 1

      Guess what? It does! It even maps directly to a button on the remote *you already own* - Gandalf was involved obviously. Anyway its that button that looks like this: ||, or labelled "Pause".

    53. Re:Extended edition by Ricwot · · Score: 0

      It's not as good as the toilet break film which is Matrix Revolutions

    54. Re:Extended edition by kaltkalt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Indeed, pausing the movie creates an unauthorized derivative work. You infringe each time you do it. Fair what?

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    55. Re:Extended edition by M-2 · · Score: 1

      Those people that go to the bathroom and want to pause it are violating the MPAA's IP rights!

      Technically, I thin we could argue that the MPAA is intruding on YOUR pee rights with that.

    56. Re:Extended edition by Penguinshit · · Score: 1

      Dude, sign me up! I going to buy a Stadium Pal and go worry-free!

    57. Re:Extended edition by japhmi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, the MPAA reserves all ownership rights on "crap."

      I thought they had a joint-ownership and cross-licencing deal with the RIAA...

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    58. Re:Extended edition by roka · · Score: 1

      what moderator has no sense of humor?

      Welcome to the real world.

    59. Re:Extended edition by Gulik · · Score: 1

      If only they hadn't changed Faramir...

      For me, that's the one unforgivable sin that Jackson has committed with the Lord of the Rings thus far. And keeping Faramir's dialogue the same as in the book while completely changing the meaning -- just unconscionable. (Sorry; I'm not usually a rabid Tolkien geek, but the dynamics around Faramir/Boromir/Denethor were, for me, some of the most powerful parts of the whole trilogy.)

    60. Re:Extended edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aaaiieeee! It burns us, precious!

    61. Re:Extended edition by artemis67 · · Score: 1

      Were they getting it on? The way she was breathing into Neo's mouth and running her fingers across the holes in his back, I thought she was playing him like a piccolo...

    62. Re:Extended edition by GenSolo · · Score: 1

      Really? And all this time I thought they were compressing two books into one movie for each part of the trilogy.

    63. Re:Extended edition by GenSolo · · Score: 1

      I know, I know: don't feed the trolls, but you're a real dumbass and I can't help it. If you put it on the screen, it needs the details! You use your imagination when you read. When you watch a movie, you're supposed to be able to see everything you would've imagined when reading the book! The whole point of TV/movies is that people don't want to read and use their imaginations and would rather have the images put on a screen for them, but why should those of us who have read the book not get the experience of seeing someone else's interpretation of what we've already imagined? Really, it's the people who didn't want to read and imagine that complain about the movie being too long!

    64. Re:Extended edition by rupert2000 · · Score: 1

      I hear it comes with a toilet!

    65. Re:Extended edition by rodgerd · · Score: 1

      Actually, the character has a whole chunk of appendix in the book.

      I didn't enjoy Two Towers as much as FOTR, though. Changes to FOTR were mostly necessary and well done. Changes to TTT - the craptastic modifications to Theoden's casting off Wormtongue and Faramir's personality - were arbitary and altered characters and events for no good reason.

    66. Re:Extended edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was no 'getting it on' there. All we got was two minutes of Neo's naked ass.

    67. Re:Extended edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Oh yeah, _that's_ what could make Reloaded worse: more of Trinity's anorexic ass. Ick.

    68. Re:Extended edition by Zebbers · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      ummm shes ugly

    69. Re:Extended edition by IntergalacticWalrus · · Score: 0

      Ugh, seeing Keanu Reeves' bare ass pretty much ruined this scene for me.

    70. Re:Extended edition by thynk · · Score: 1

      The more important question is, why have Hollywood directors taken to making such incredibly long films?

      Maybe it's because people like me are sick of the 80 minute movie full of crap. I'd much rather sit for 3 hours and deal with a full bladder and a sore ass than be bored and feel cheated for an hour and 20 minutes.

      Guess our tastes just vary.

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    71. Re:Extended edition by dbretton · · Score: 1

      Ditto!

  2. Re:0 comments and /.ed already? by nilenico · · Score: 1

    It's probably been ToRN'ed (theonering.net)...

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  3. Re:0 comments and /.ed already? by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2, Informative

    TEXT OF THE ARTICLE

    review by Bill Hunt, editor of The Digital Bits

    Film Rating: A

    Disc Ratings (Video/Extras): A/A+

    Audio Ratings (DD/DTS): A-/A

    Specs and Features

    Disc One: The Film - Extended Version, Part I
    Part I - 107 mins (approx 236 mins total - includes 20 min fan club credit roll on Disc Two), PG-13, letterboxed widescreen (2.35:1), 16x9 enhanced, single-sided, RSDL dual-layered (layer switch at 50:42, at the start of chapter 15), custom slipcase with fold-out Digipack packaging (featuring production sketches and artwork), all commentaries feature on-screen text to identify speaker, audio commentary (with director Peter Jackson and writers Fran Walsh and Philippa Boyens), audio commentary (with design team members Richard Taylor, Tania Rodger, Grant Major, Alan Lee, John Howe, Dan Hennah and Chris Hennah), audio commentary (with production and post-production team members Barrie Osborne, Mark Ordesky, Andrew Lesnie, Mike Horton, Jabez Olssen, Rick Porras, Howard Shore, Jim Rygiel, Joe Letteri, Ethan Van der Ryn, Mike Hopkins, Randy Cook, Christian Rivers, Brian Van't Hull and Alex Funke), audio commentary (with cast members Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, John Rhys-Davies, Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, Orlando Bloom, Christopher Lee, Sean Bean, Bernard Hill, Miranda Otto, David Wenham, Brad Dourif, Karl Urban, John Noble, Craig Parker and Andy Serkis), 8-page booklet with foldout appendices map, Easter egg, animated film-themed menus with sound and music, scene access (31 chapters), languages: English (DD 5.1 EX, DTS 6.1 ES & DD 2.0 Surround), subtitles: English, Closed Captioned

    Disc Two: The Film - Extended Version, Part II
    Part II - 129 mins (approx 236 mins total - includes 20 min fan club credit roll on Disc Two), PG-13, letterboxed widescreen (2.35:1), 16x9 enhanced, single-sided, RSDL dual-layered (layer switch at at 59:56, in chapter 18), all commentaries feature on-screen text to identify speaker, audio commentary (with director Peter Jackson and writers Fran Walsh and Philippa Boyens), audio commentary (with design team members Richard Taylor, Tania Rodger, Grant Major, Alan Lee, John Howe, Dan Hennah and Chris Hennah), audio commentary (with production and post-production team members Barrie Osborne, Mark Ordesky, Andrew Lesnie, Mike Horton, Jabez Olssen, Rick Porras, Howard Shore, Jim Rygiel, Joe Letteri, Ethan Van der Ryn, Mike Hopkins, Randy Cook, Christian Rivers, Brian Van't Hull and Alex Funke), audio commentary (with cast members Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, John Rhys-Davies, Billy Boyd, Dominic Monaghan, Orlando Bloom, Christopher Lee, Sean Bean, Bernard Hill, Miranda Otto, David Wenham, Brad Dourif, Karl Urban, John Noble, Craig Parker and Andy Serkis), animated film-themed menus with sound and music, scene access (39 chapters), languages: English (DD 5.1 EX, DTS 6.1 ES & DD 2.0 Surround), subtitles: English, Closed Captioned

    Discs Three & Four (See Page Two)

    "It is an army bred for a single purpose... to destroy the world of men."

    And so we come to the crossroads. The Two Towers is the second installment in Peter Jackson's epic film adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkein's The Lord of the Rings - the installment poised to make or break the trilogy. Could Jackson and company follow up on the blockbuster success of 2001's The Fellowship of the Ring? Would the film continue with the same level of quality? Would the momentum of the story build upon the climax of the first film, and prepare audiences for the ultimate confrontation between good and evil in the soon to be released final chapter, The Return of the King? The answer to all of these questions, of course, is a resounding yes.

    As the film opens, we find ourselves plunged into the dark mines of Moria, to relive a few moments of Gandalf's confrontation with the fiery Balrog. But instead of playing out as we remember it in Fellowship of the Ring, this time, when Gandalf falls into the abyss, we fall with him to watch as his fight continues. The conseq

  4. Pah by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm waiting for the 36 hour super extended expansive authorative double wide big mac and fries too many pies massive elongated turgid spactular extravaganza sustained another beer please endless superbit DVD release.

    You aren't a true fan unless you buy one. And with every purchase you get a free Lucasarts (tm) branded marquee to store it in.

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    1. Re:Pah by JamesTRexx · · Score: 1

      Actually, I hope to get a full version (all 3 movies) one day so I can watch the whole thing uninterrupted.
      It's one story, I want to see it as one movie.

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    2. Re:Pah by Abreu · · Score: 1

      All 3 movies in one day uninterrupted?

      You are going to need a catheter in your urethra and a rectal probe as well!

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    3. Re:Pah by JamesTRexx · · Score: 1

      Not the first time I did something like that... Star Trek series, Star Wars 4-6, Alien series, and assorted scifi or horror movies in one go.
      All it takes is some practice to control your bladder young padewan. :-P

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    4. Re:Pah by dswensen · · Score: 1

      You're a lightweight. I'm waiting until the sun is a burned-out husk so I can pick the last DVD edition civilization ever turned out from the ashen ruins of its dead cities.

      It's the only way to be sure.

    5. Re:Pah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm waiting for the 36 hour super extended expansive authorative double wide big mac and fries too many pies massive elongated turgid spactular extravaganza sustained another beer please endless superbit DVD release.

      You forgot Turbo Championship Edition X Alpha Remix Plus.

  5. Re:GOLLUM DIES IN TTT by -kertrats- · · Score: 0

    Does he really now? *spoilers* then who bites off frodo's finger in Mt. Doom? Sam? if Sam falls into Mt. Doom with the ring, then who replants all the trees in the shire if Sam (with Lorien-seed) is burning up in Udun? Oh wait, there is no scouring in the ROTK movie (ARGH!); Obviously, you're correct. Why'd you have to go and tell me that, then? Now i'm sad.

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  6. All you really want to know... by dafz1 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here are the added/lengthened scenes:

    "Among the new treasures in store for fans are several more moments with Gollum, more background on the Ents and additional scenes involving Treebeard in Fangorn Forest, Gandalf telling Aragorn that Sauron is afraid of what he may one day become, Theodred's funeral at Edoras, more of Faramir capturing Frodo and Sam, new scenes between Aragorn and Eowyn on the road to Helm's Deep, more intense footage during all of the major battles... and this is just scratching the surface. There's also a major new flashback scene in which we see Faramir with his brother, Boromir, and their father, Denethor, who is the Steward of Gondor. We learn why Boromir tried to take the Ring from Frodo in the last film, and why Faramir struggles with the same decision here. It's fantastic stuff that really fleshes out both Faramir and Boromir. It's also important for introducing us to the character of Denethor, who plays a larger part in the forthcoming Return of the King."

    1. Re:All you really want to know... by Pxtl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Crap, now I actually want to see it. I really didn't like TTT, mostly because rather than actually doing the plot of the books, it was a 3 hour battle scene with only the slightest trimmings of the plot thrown in - and the battles just got really old with time. You know that somethings wrong when the ents are less boring than the battles.

      Now I have to see it, 'cause they actually put the plot back in the film.

    2. Re:All you really want to know... by clarkc3 · · Score: 1
      It's fantastic stuff that really fleshes out both Faramir and Boromir

      Alright! more stuff to further ruin/change Faramir! I still don't get why that changed him so much from the book

    3. Re:All you really want to know... by phil+reed · · Score: 1
      Alright! more stuff to further ruin/change Faramir! I still don't get why that changed him so much from the book

      Because in the opinion of the director, that part of the book didn't make a very good movie?

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    4. Re:All you really want to know... by Malc · · Score: 1

      So, they tell more of the Faramir story... but do they correct his character? The way he was portrayed in the original release was one of the biggest let downs for me in the Two Towers. He was turned in to something he wasn't in the book. Very disappointing for a movie (well two so far) that has proved to be reasonably faithfully.

    5. Re:All you really want to know... by capnsue · · Score: 1

      I read that Treebeard sings one of Tom Bombadil's songs to a tree that turns out to be Old Man Willow. I know it's not much, but I'm excited to at least see a nod toward one of my favorite characters.

    6. Re:All you really want to know... by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

      I really didn't like TTT, mostly because rather than actually doing the plot of the books, it was a 3 hour battle scene with only the slightest trimmings of the plot thrown in

      I have to agree with this post.

      TtT is easily in my top five favorite books (I've read the trilogy twice, and The Hobbit, man probably near 15 times - litterally - I'm still plodding my way through the Silmarillion, though...). It's a shame it's the shortest of the three books (my other favz are in the Dragon Lance series).

      TtT the movie left me clueless. There's no real story there. OK, so we kinda know what happend to Pippen and Merry after the Oroki (sp?) took them. We know that Gollem/Smeagol is plotting something and that Aragon, Legolas and Gimli help save Helm's beep and Suroman now has a big problem on his hands. OK, well, that's maybe 15 minutes there. Half hour tops. Ummm... the thing is over two hours long now?

      I guess the Gandalf part in Fangorn makesup for it?

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    7. Re:All you really want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Tom Bombdail is one of your favorite characters, you're a complete and utter tool.

    8. Re:All you really want to know... by JPelorat · · Score: 1

      For the same reason he killed Celeborn: made for a more dramatic scene, and didn't damage the greater story that's being told. I mean, it's even explained *in the movie*, and most people still don't get it.

      It's not a verbatim recreation of the book, it was never that from the start, and never meant to be.

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    9. Re:All you really want to know... by clarkc3 · · Score: 1
      Because in the opinion of the director, that part of the book didn't make a very good movie?

      Either that or Return of the king will end about halfway before the book does because once the ring is destroyed, everyone will be happy and its safe to leave out all the Stuff with Faramir after that

    10. Re:All you really want to know... by realnowhereman · · Score: 3, Funny

      And in all those times you read the book, your spelling of "oroki" never once appeared on a page. Weird.

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    11. Re:All you really want to know... by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

      OK, so I'e never been a good speller...

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    12. Re:All you really want to know... by TopShelf · · Score: 3, Informative

      Just for the record, Celeborn's fine, it was Haldir who bit it at Helm's Deep...

      But I agree wholeheartedly about the difference between telling a story via a movie as opposed to a book. I think Jackson's doing a wonderful job, all told. My biggest beef has to do with all the complaining over the Aragorn/Arwen storyline. While it may not have been front & center in the book, the story is thoroughly told in the Appendix, and obviously has a major impact on Aragorn's personal struggle throughout the War of the Ring. It ties in nicely with the whole Elves-leaving-Middle-Earth angle, and yes, it does give the female audience another avenue for identifying with the characters and becoming emotionally involved with the story...

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    13. Re:All you really want to know... by JimMcCusker · · Score: 1

      FYI, that was not Celeborn, but Haldir, the guy that they run into first in Lothlorien. Celeborn did not leave Lothlorien.

    14. Re:All you really want to know... by JPelorat · · Score: 1

      Whoops. Guess I'll need to go watch FotR again as penance...

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    15. Re:All you really want to know... by bitrott · · Score: 1

      Apparently you didn't see the same film the rest of us did. The battles were exciting with more than substantial plot development. All themes were addressed with due recourse, except maybe for Farahmir's temptations (which only disappoints purists who are in luuuuv with Faramir OMG! and want to have his children XOXOXOXO). The battles were set pieces, they didn't overwhelm the film at all. Anyway, how could the ents be anything BUT very interesting?

    16. Re:All you really want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For me, the theatrical cuts have always just been three hour commercials for the extended editions.

    17. Re:All you really want to know... by eln · · Score: 1

      Yah that was funny, but I thought the part where he called it "Helm's beep" was far more hilarious, just because it sounds so funny out loud. "Helm's beep." Okay, so I'm easily amused.

    18. Re:All you really want to know... by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      You can't tell me you liked Jar-Jar Gimli, the bumbling idiot dwarf. Gimli was always my fave character.

    19. Re:All you really want to know... by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1
      What's amusing, though, is that Tolkien would quite possibly have approved of spelling Uruk-hai as oroki. The man was, after all, a linguist, and he knew languages change and play about. I figure he'd have been amused at it.

      And of course, the one big in-book linguistics play I recall is Yrch/Orc, both of which are corruptions of Uruk. Loved that one since first I read it...

    20. Re:All you really want to know... by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1

      Didn't damage the story?! Didn't damage the story!? Faramir's a great guy, beloved by his people, his men and even the hobbits. The movie ruined him, for no particular reason. I can understand Arwen at the Fords; I can approve of the deletion of Bombadil (is there anyone who doesn't read quickly through that bit?); I can accept almost every change made, but the destruction of Faramir's character and the reduction of Gimli to comic relief (and the consequent ruination of the tally-keeping) irk.

    21. Re:All you really want to know... by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      WHAT?!?!?!?!?

      They destroy the ring?!?!?!?

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    22. Re:All you really want to know... by JPelorat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "Faramir's a great guy, beloved by his people, his men and even the hobbits."

      All of which makes for an utterly boring and unbelievable character in the minds of the general audience, that is, those who dont live and breathe Middle-Earth and don't hyperventilate when a character puts the wrong inflection on a line.

      So Faramir atones for his lapse of willpower, and *becomes* a great leader and a wonderful guy over the course of the rest of the story - how would that damage anything? Depends on how you define damage, after all.

      And it makes the point that *some Men CAN resist the will of the Ring, but all are drawn to it initially*. Given all that's been shown previously, do you really think that a totally unassailable character such as Faramir would be believable? *Everyone* else has felt the temptation of the Ring, even Gandalf the Wizard.

      As long as Faramir *ends up* being the Faramir of the books, the story has not been damaged, in my mind. And we get a deeper understanding of the sheer power and corruption of the Ring.

      We could have done without some of the Gim[p]li scenes though. I agree with you on that.

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    23. Re:All you really want to know... by BOFHelsinki · · Score: 1

      For some reason which I find difficult to fathom, "Suroman" brought to me a crystal clear mental image of a sumo wrestler. I wonder if there's actually been one by that name... (No, not in the book.)

    24. Re:All you really want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck off. Or, if you *aren't* trolling, who the hell are you trying to kid? Jakson practically made a parody of the book.

    25. Re:All you really want to know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call bullshit. How could you possibly read LOT twice and not know how to spell Uruk-Hai and Saruman?

    26. Re:All you really want to know... by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      Movie 1: "Nobody tosses a dwarf!"
      o
      Movie 2: "Don't tell the elf."

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    27. Re:All you really want to know... by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --Yes! And SARUMAN DIES!!!!! :P
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    28. Re:All you really want to know... by F34nor · · Score: 1

      So pretty much he did nothing to solve any of the problems wich made the movie suck donkey dick.

      We KNOW why Boromir tried to take the Ring, he was a man an thus easily enticed by the allure of the domination of others. We also know why Faramir was not enticed, he was a Numenorian, a king of kings and wise enough not to pick up a burden that would consume him. Unfortunatley Peter Jackson didn't understand and took a great big crap on the story line. Then whiped his ass with the only decent human in the whole book.

      But I digress...

      This movie sucked, becasue Peter Jackson belived his own bullshit. This in insulting becasue he made a good movie about NOT beliving your own bullshit. Most of what made TTT suck donkey dick was shit he added and him adding more shit is just going to make this movie hurt worse and worse.

    29. Re:All you really want to know... by malex23 · · Score: 1
      As long as Faramir *ends up* being the Faramir of the books, the story has not been damaged, in my mind.

      Except the Ring was not supposed to go to Osgiliath, and it really wasn't supposed to be witnessed by a ringwraith a short march from Sauron's largest army. A great deal of the plot depends on Sauron thinking the Ring in Saruman's possesion way over in Isengard at that point.

    30. Re:All you really want to know... by JPelorat · · Score: 1

      Yes, well.. it's not perfect.. there are some problems with the alterations, but for the most part they don't seriously endanger the tale.

      True, the Ring didn't go to Osgiliath in the book. Several things have happened in the movies that didn't happen in the book. This is part of my previous point. For example, the Ents didn't save Helm's Deep in the movie because two battles with Ents would have been repetitious and would have seemed like a deus ex machina. Having the Elves help out doesn't change the tale of the journey of the Ring at all, and provides two things: something new to goggle at, and also it plays up and sets the stage for the future role the Elves will play in the final battle alongside Men.

      Osgiliath is, in my mind, an 'extra', a theoretical question. Does it fundamentally alter the tale of the Ring? Depends on whether the wraith actually saw it, I suppose. If it didn't see it, then no, it didn't really mess anything up - the travel timelines are already ambiguous, so them getting around so fast isn't anything really new... and since it was all part of the illustration on its effects on the people around it, I guess I don't have as much of an issue with it 'going against the book'.

      Hopefully the Extended Edition will answer those questions in either additional scenes or commentary. I think it will.

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    31. Re:All you really want to know... by TheFr00n · · Score: 1

      Nope. Still wrong.
      Haldir was never at Helms Deep. In fact, the only elf at Helms Deep was named Legolas, and he was not a snowboarder.
      As for that Arwen - you're right, I understand and accept why PJ put her in. But in truth, the only time she features is when some elvish postmen come and drop her off at Minas Tirith - please sign for 1 x elvish princess thank you very much goodbye now. And then the elves leave without ever having shown up at a battle.
      And now PJ has the audacity to try and sell me a DVD set that features an entire disc of him explaining how he remained true to Tolkein's vision? Please. He remained true to his bank manager's vision.
      I cannot fault him on his sets, costumes, actors or technical execution, but the fact remains that he could have released TT under a different title and nobody would have noticed.

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    32. Re:All you really want to know... by TheFr00n · · Score: 1

      I feel you on that one.
      And given that much of the "restored features" of the extended edition of the film (feeble justifications for the Raping of Faramir) were shot after the theatrical release, it seems that PJ must have gotten a fair volume of Rigelian Hotshots for it as well.
      Naughty Peter. And we trusted you so.

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    33. Re:All you really want to know... by Rallion · · Score: 0

      Though I don't think he's been ruined, that point has already been refuted. So I'll say that it wasn't 'for no particular reason.' Why would they so drastically alter a character? I'll tell you.

      One of the differences in literature and cinema is the way that emotion and feeling is conveyed. Read the books, and see what kind of feelings you get about the ring and its power. It's probably...pretty bad. You really understand the evilness of this thing, as when you read about Frodo it mentions it constantly, and so you see that Frodo can't ignore it, not only as part of his mission, but as a great burden.

      In a movie though, you can SEE things. The things that become real become things that you can see. You might know that the ring is evil and can corrupt anybody, but you're not feeling it the same way as the books do. You have to create obvious effects of the ring's power. That's part of the nature of cinema, things must be more obvious. The best way to do that was to corrupt Faramir a bit. We can see that he is a good man by the end of the movie, he lets the hobbits go at risk of death, and all of the fans know that's who he really is. But seeing that he could be corrupted, too, helps the movie come closer to the book's wonderful portrayal of the Ring's evil.

      That's the important thing, the feeling of importance and enormity and good and evil and hopelessness. Not little plot details.

      And about Gimli...who do you approve of for comic relief then? It's needed, it really is. I think it's too bad that the dwarves are trivialized as a race because of it, but it seems that the only time that would be a problem in Fellowship, at the mines. I think it wasa good choice, personally, and it helps make the movie more watchable and entertaining. Well, as long as you're watching it to be entertained, and not to be an ass about the scriping decisions.

    34. Re:All you really want to know... by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      I was talking about the movie, not the book (re: Haldir)...

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  7. Held breath? by cperciva · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been waiting with held breath for this one. I just wish it would ship a few days early!

    Let's put it this way... if you're holding your breath, and it doesn't ship a few days early, you're not going to get a chance to see it.

    1. Re:Held breath? by GlobalEcho · · Score: 1

      Besides, Slashdot's traditional atrocious spelling and usage require him to write that he is waiting with baited breath.

      Must smell like fish.

    2. Re:Held breath? by Stalemate · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think he would pass out and start breathing involuntarily again before it got to the death point. :)

  8. Theatres showing whole trilogy??? by Dareth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In a previous story there was rumors of theatres that would be showing the entire trilogy on the same day... Anybody got any lists of theatres that will be doing this with dates and times....

    I hope the local theatre here will be doing this. I will be checking shortly. I guess I am just slow, I won't be seeing the third Matrix until tomorrow.

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    1. Re:Theatres showing whole trilogy??? by -kertrats- · · Score: 1, Informative

      There are only about 200 theatres nationwide that are doing the marathon. The nearest one for me is 200 miles away. that was sad. i could dig up a list, maybe i'll do that now.

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    2. Re:Theatres showing whole trilogy??? by Harlockjds · · Score: 1

      every theater showing all 3 movies is sold out. If you don't have a tix you'll have to ebay for them (and they are pricey now)

    3. Re:Theatres showing whole trilogy??? by bustersnyvel · · Score: 1

      Pathe de Munt in Amsterdam shows the whole trilogy. It starts at 21:00 o'clock and ends somewhere early in the morning the next day...

    4. Re:Theatres showing whole trilogy??? by jbensley · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, if you don't already have tickets for this event you'll have to spend a ton of money to get tickets off of eBay. In my area the trilogy tickets sold out in about 15 minutes.

    5. Re:Theatres showing whole trilogy??? by PollGuy · · Score: 1

      You missed the boat on this, badly. theonering.net had the rumors early on, linked to lists of theaters, noted when the tickets went on sale -- and sold out -- in early October, and has been consoling those who missed out ever since!

    6. Re:Theatres showing whole trilogy??? by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      Ours will (an inside source has informed me), but they have not started selling tickets to the public.

      It is already sold out.

      They missed a major money making opportunity, I'd gladly pay $100 to see that.

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    7. Re:Theatres showing whole trilogy??? by jeffasselin · · Score: 1

      Note that on Monday there were still about a hundred tickets available for the Montreal Paramount Theatre showing. I bought mine last friday.

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    8. Re:Theatres showing whole trilogy??? by C0deM0nkey · · Score: 1
      Same here. Of course, there is only one theater in the entire STATE doing the trilogy. What a waste of an opportunity...had they only considered releasing to more theaters Jackson and his team could have made even MORE.

      ah, well...

    9. Re:Theatres showing whole trilogy??? by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      o Rent the two DVDs
      o Save yourself at least $75
      o Screwing Hollywood out of $$$ - - Priceless.

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    10. Re:Theatres showing whole trilogy??? by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      Right, when you rejoin the rest of us in the real world let me know m'kay?

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  9. bleh by HBI · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do you think they could offer a version that returns to the book continuity, without the gratuitous appearance of Arwen in Rohan and the silly Aragorn dream sequence?

    Or am I asking too much?

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    1. Re:bleh by UncleOzzy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Return to the book? And make it even *more* boring? You must be mad.

    2. Re:bleh by Pxtl · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not to mention the bizzarre little side plot of the Warg battle and Aragorn falling down.

      And Theoden being posessed instead of manipulated.

      and fscking elves at the battle.

      To think they cut out good Ent time for that.

    3. Re:bleh by OS24Ever · · Score: 1

      Yes, yes you are.

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    4. Re:bleh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and Faramir taking Frodo and Sam to Osgiliath.

      That's the worst offense of all, although I hate the extended Arwen role, too.

      I like the movies, but I think it's a shame that the excellence of the book couldn't have been brought out more.

    5. re: bleh by ed.han · · Score: 1

      the theoden thing actually makes sense in the context of dramatically reducing the amount of time it takes for the audience to go from seeing theoden as a bad guy to seeing him as a good guy, if you ask me.

      and personally, i have no objection to reduced ent time. i mean, when tolkien's leisurely paced text describes anything as being slow/plodding like the ents, is that something you really want translated to the screen? :>

      ed

    6. Re:bleh by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      I was really hoping to see Henneth Anan (sp?) and more of Ithilan. Could have been cool to show this really beautiful wilderness on the border of Fourdoor.

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    7. Re:bleh by cmpalmer · · Score: 1

      MHO:

      Warg battle good, but the Aragorn falling off the cliff was stupid.

      I had the same problem with Theoden that I had with Bilbo's ghoulish turn at Rivendell. However, if you go back and read the sections from the book, what is shown on screen is almost exactly what is described in the book. The different is that, in the book, you get the impression that the transformations are more in the perspective of the view (i.e., Frodo sees Bilbo turn creepy, not that Bilbo actually undergoes a physical transformation). Theoden indeed is weak and old when they arrive, but after his dealing with Gandalf, everyone is amazed to see the years fall off of him and his strength return as he grips his sword. A few days later, he is leading troops into battle. The heavy makeup and morphing may be a little over the top, but it may have been the best way to succinctly portray visually something that was internalized in the books.

      The elves at Helm's Deep were a great departure, but: the backstory of the other rangers would have been fairly hard to bring into the movie, all of the non-book readers would be wondering why the elves *didn't* participate, and the deaths of the immortal elves in what was essentially a last stand had a nice emotional effect.

      The ents were indeed shortchanged, but the extended edition has more of them (including the ent draught scene).

      On the bright side, they did explain why Merry and Pippen aren't surprised to see Gandalf later on -- a big plot hole in the book which I think even Tolkein admitted.

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    8. Re:bleh by bitrott · · Score: 1

      Stop touching yourself in public. If tolkein knew you were being so slavishly devoted to the text instead of enjoying the film for what it is, he'd get a restraining order out against you.

    9. Re:bleh by jeffasselin · · Score: 1

      What??

      There's no plot hole with Merry/Pippin/Gandalf there. Gandalf had been in Isengard before when rallying Rohan's army. Merry and Pippin actually explain this to the three travelers when they're eating at the gates. They were surprised to see him then the first time, but it's told in retrospective.

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    10. Re:bleh by Pxtl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, I enjoyed the warg fight - although I feel it added yet-another-battle in a film already overloaded with battlescenes. I just really didn't like the falling-off-cliff subplot that was totally inexplicable.

      I agree on Bilbo, but not on Theoden. In the book, Theoden frees himself from the control - and the control is by Wormtongue and not Saruman himself. Gandalf just gives him a hell of a pep-talk (and who knows, maybe some subtle magic).

      On the screen, Theoden seems nearly completely posessed. I like the idea that Theoden saves himself, all Gandalf does is convince him that he has the strength to do it.

      I don't object to leaving out the random general guy for the Helms deep reinforcements - I just don't like the reinforcements being Elves. It just doesn't fit. I would've rathered they'd just portrayed the Rohirrim as strong enough to defend themselves instead of the huge army of immortal elves coming to protect a random handful of barbarian men.

    11. Re:bleh by Pxtl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Idunno, I think the perversion of Gimli is worse than the perversion of Faramir.

      "Toss me!" WTF? And him being a big whiner for the whole film just pissed me off right proper. Gimli's my favourite character.

      They lost all that fun witty repartee between Gimli and Legolas, which was the best part of TtT. It was the archtype of the elf/dwarf rivalry redone in every fantasy ever made - and they completely left it out.

    12. Re:bleh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or am I asking too much?

      Yes, because you should find your self-satisfaction derived from knowing way too much about LOTR entirely sufficient.

    13. Re:bleh by F34nor · · Score: 1

      WRONG.

      The plot hole is this. Merry and Pippen recruited the Ents intead of tricking them, the Hurons klled the Orcs at Helms Deep instead of Eomer's one platoon morphing into an army, Gandalf didn't go back to Helm's Deep till the Orc's were dead. Peter Jackson feel victim to Hubris and it made the movie suck. That's the f'n plot hole.

    14. Re:bleh by hayesjaj · · Score: 1

      The loss of the contrast between Boromir and Faramir is a huge failing that actually hurts the plot more than any other change PJ made to the movie. We were supposed to see the strong and wise younger son and instead we got another bumbling idiot. Why did PJ kill of Boromir in the first place...its not like he's really following the plot anymore. He could have saved money on actors.

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  10. Client-side implementation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I hope the new DVD has an extra-special "toilet break" feature!
    All real LOTR fans face a compulsory "toilet break" feature each time they stomach the fear of the the Dark Riders.
  11. gaah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    one movie, TWO movies, the second movie extended, and when i was the library the other day i realized there was even a book about this stuff!

    1. Re:gaah by cybercuzco · · Score: 1

      The book probably sucks, everyone knows that movies made into books suck ;-)

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    2. Re:gaah by Sorklin · · Score: 1

      I know. I really hated the novelization of the Harry Potter movies.

    3. Re:gaah by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1


      That's nothing. There is already a prequel written (something called "The Hobbit" I think) and other prequel have been partially written (Silmarillion, lost tales...) I find it disgusting what the lust for money will make people do to a rather good movie.

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  12. Ben Hur by rleyton · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Check out the video to Ben Hur, there's a 5 minute "interlude" included on the video itself which had me chuckling.

    It demands to be honoured. Pop out and relieve yourself, AND make a cup of tea, without using the accursed pause button.

    'tis for wimps.

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    1. Re:Ben Hur by Stickster · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What you're talking about is the intermission from the original theatrical release. They restored it to the film, including the original score from that segment. Going to the movies to see a big-budget epic was a lot more like going to the theater in those days. Having an entr'acte (opening musical segment) to quiet everyone down, and a scored intermission in the middle, was more common. Many restorations of classic films also include restoring these segments as well.

      I'm with you though, I don't like pausing movies and playing musical chairs during them. It takes me out of the emotional experience and interrupts the flow of the film.

    2. Re:Ben Hur by A+Big+Gnu+Thrush · · Score: 1

      Lawrence of Arabia has the Intermission, too. One reason to leave it in is that they play the overture.

    3. Re:Ben Hur by Pirogoeth · · Score: 1

      Gone With the Wind has this as well.

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    4. Re:Ben Hur by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 3, Funny

      there's a 5 minute "interlude" included on the video itself which had me chuckling.

      Cue the Holy Grail intermission music...

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    5. Re:Ben Hur by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Cleopatra also has it. The movie's 4 hours long but there's rumors they're trying to find/finish an extra 2 hours to make it 6 hours long. No CGI casts of thousands here.

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    6. Re:Ben Hur by vjmurphy · · Score: 1

      Star Trek: The Motion Picture also had an opening musical segement over a starfield. I think that's the last time I've seen/heard that in a movie.

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    7. Re:Ben Hur by Hexact · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      1. it's entracte not entr'acte
      2. it means intermission

      Clem.

    8. Re:Ben Hur by artemis67 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm dating myself here (not that anyone else would), but when Excalibur came out, way back in the day, and HBO would show it, they'd have a 10 minute intermission for popcorn, bathroom, whatever. That was great, except for one tiny little problem... THEY NEVER STOPPED THE FRICKEN MOVIE WHILE THE INTERMISSION SCREEN WAS UP. You'd miss the whole transition to the quest for the Grail, and be totally lost when the movie came back up.

      Ah, the pointless things I remember...

    9. Re:Ben Hur by lehyeong · · Score: 1
      What you're talking about is the intermission from the original theatrical release.

    10. Re:Ben Hur by lehyeong · · Score: 1
      I'm with you though, I don't like pausing movies and playing musical chairs during them. It takes me out of the emotional experience and interrupts the flow of the film.
      In Israel, Turkey and other countries in the Middle East movies are halted at seemingly arbitrary points for 5-10 minute intermissions/smoke breaks. It's pretty distracting when you're watching a quality film like "Rushmore" or "All About My Mother", but it was a great opportunity to get the the hell out of the theatre during "Armageddon".
    11. Re:Ben Hur by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      Plays do intermissions all the time, and I've never had a problem getting back in the flow, although people at theaters don't steal your seats when you get up. Plus if you go to a nice theater they usually have a bar which helps with the second act ;)

      Just my $0.02

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    12. Re:Ben Hur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point of the intermission was so everyone could go to the lobby to smoke a cigarette. Any one who's watched that Loony Tunes episode with Elmer Fudd chasing Bugs Bunny in the cinema could tell you that.

    13. Re:Ben Hur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw "I'm dating myself" and my brain interpreted it as "I've been dating myself." My first thought was "that's called masturbation, bub."

      I think I need to see a shrink...

    14. Re:Ben Hur by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      Black Hole had one. But you are right they stopped doing that right about 1979. I miss that.

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    15. Re:Ben Hur by portforward · · Score: 1

      Yes, I found that to be the most interesting part of Gone with the Wind. There was not one minute of that movie where I did not want to slap her.

    16. Re:Ben Hur by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      "Armageddon" made me cry, you insensitive clod!

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    17. Re:Ben Hur by noims · · Score: 1

      It's not in any available screenplays, but I heard that the original screenplay for Holy Grail called for 'an intermission long enough for the first person in the back row of the cinema to reach the door to the toilet'.

      Now that's just evil *:)

      Noims.

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  13. Picking it up today by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its already available in select stores on DVD - i'm going to pick up my copy later today :-)

    1. Re:Picking it up today by ceenvee703 · · Score: 1

      That's the regular edition; the extended edition doesn't ship until Nov 18th.

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    2. Re:Picking it up today by rich951 · · Score: 1

      You're obviously not as l33t as he is ;) (and no i haven't downloaded it, before you accuse me of being a dirty pirate too)

  14. Am I the only one? by asv108 · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Who likes buying a DVD and having a movie that is exactly the same as it when first shown in a theatre? While extra scenes and goodies are fun, there is generally a good reason why scenes end up on the the cutting room floor. LOR has gone way overboard trying maximize revenue by marketing an insane amount of releases to their overloyal fans, but people here seem to eat it up.

    1. Re:Am I the only one? by frankie · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Who likes buying a DVD and having a movie that is exactly the same as it when first shown in a theatre?

      Yes, you are the only one. So go buy it already. That version has been available since August.

      Any other questions?
    2. Re:Am I the only one? by Gestahl · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I am usually of the same opinion, but for this movie, there is a good reason to have the extended editions and the extras on the disc... it would be *impossible* to fully develop the plot and subtleties of LotR to even reasonable standards within the 9 hours of the normal film. This is PJ's way of giving more to the fans of the book (which he is also). These scenes were cut simply because of time constraints, not because they sucked. Try watching the extended edition of "The Abyss" sometime as another example of a film that was shortened by time. In many ways, this is the exact opposite of what you claim, they are correcting and making up for the fact that they tried to make too much money by making the films shorter and more palatable to a theatre audience, rather than achieving their full vision.

    3. Re:Am I the only one? by Bai+jie · · Score: 1

      You don't have to buy the extended version of this movie if you are a purist. They released the 2 disk set not too long ago. For those that like all the extra stuff, they can get the 4 disk set. Something for everyone, eh?

    4. Re:Am I the only one? by 10Ghz · · Score: 1
      Who likes buying a DVD and having a movie that is exactly the same as it when first shown in a theatre? While extra scenes and goodies are fun, there is generally a good reason why scenes end up on the the cutting room floor. LOR has gone way overboard trying maximize revenue by marketing an insane amount of releases to their overloyal fans, but people here seem to eat it up.


      How so? If you want the same movie you saw in the theater, you can alway buy the regural edition that was released a while ago. They are just offering the hard-core fans the possibility to buy the extended edition if they want. Regural people can buy the regural edition. I for example never bought any of the regural editions. I bought the extended edition of FoTR and I will buy EE's of TT and RoTK. I REALLY fail to see the problem!
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    5. Re:Am I the only one? by Bishop923 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually the "Good Reason" that those scenes ended up being cut is that Peter Jackson was contractually obligated to deliver movies that were only 3 hours in length,(so theaters could maximize the number of times they could show it per day) with the understanding that he could then release DVD's with the special stuff later on. In a sense, they are not just taking scenes and sticking them back in, but really developing two different versions of the same film, the theatrical to appeal to the general audience and the extended DVD to appeal to the fans.

      The FotR Extended version added so much to the movie that I know I could never appreciate the theatrical version again, and I'm willing to bet that Two Towers will be even better.

    6. Re:Am I the only one? by GoofyBoy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >there is generally a good reason why scenes end up on the the cutting room floor.

      From what was added to the extended version of the first movie, there was no good reason except that it made the movie longer.

      For me, that isn't a good reason. Tell me how long it is beforehand, keep it good and interesting and you can make it as long as you want.

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    7. Re:Am I the only one? by DLWormwood · · Score: 1
      Who likes buying a DVD and having a movie that is exactly the same as it when first shown in a theatre?

      Then you should only be buying the one DVD versions that are released before the 4-DVD box sets are.

      While understandable, your opinion is not valid in this specific case. Unlike the Star Wars special editions and other retroactively extended movies, the directors and producers of this series saw the DVD format coming and made the movies with the additional footage in mind. The only reason why they were shorter in theatres is to allow the theatre owners to play more showings in an evening or day.

      In their point of view, the ideal cutoff is about 1 1/2 hours, with anything over 2 hours being considered "economically handicapped". Never mind that most chains pad the length of the shows with about 1/2 hour of commercials before each showing. Grumble, grumble...

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    8. Re:Am I the only one? by m1a1 · · Score: 1

      First of all, the movie just as it appeared is available on its own (right now). Go to the store and buy it if that is how you like it.

      Second, all of the "extended version" dvds I've seen (or even just dvds that include deleted scenes of any sort) have had the option to watch it just as it appeared at the cinema. If that is what you like, I suggest doing nothing and using the default play mode. Usually it requires some special effort to see deleted scenes.

      As for myself, nothing annoys me more than a dvd with few to no extras. Part of the beauty of the dvd medium is capacity. There is room for a director's commentary, a few deleted scenes, and maybe some character art, etc. If there is room on the disc to give me extras, then by God they should! It isn't as if they'll charge me less if they skimp on them.

    9. Re:Am I the only one? by obsequious23 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I agree. I think they should release the extend DVD the same time as the orginal cut DVD. I didn't buy the original Two Towers DVD when it came out, opting to wait for the extended version. What amazes me is that these studios do this sort of thing, and wonder why piracy is an issue.

    10. Re:Am I the only one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may want to use a spell checker. It's regular.

    11. Re:Am I the only one? by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 1

      > keep it good and interesting and you can make it as long as you want.

      Agreed. Except theaters would have to charge by the hour, or worse, by the half hour.

      As long as they are charging per showing, film makers will be time constrained whether they like it or not.

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    12. Re:Am I the only one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what was added to the extended version of the first movie, there was no good reason except that it made the movie longer.

      For me, that isn't a good reason. Tell me how long it is beforehand, keep it good and interesting and you can make it as long as you want


      Check out the longest and most pointless movie ever made, by the Monty Python crew. (URL someone?) Try IMDB.com to get the low-down on it.

    13. Re:Am I the only one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe its elvish for regular?

    14. Re:Am I the only one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While understandable, your opinion is not valid in this specific case.

      Hello. The problem with opinions is that can't possibly be validated by third parties. If they could be valid or invalid they would be facts, not opinions. I suppose if you must define an invalid opinion it is one which is not offered in good faith (i.e. fraudulently, it's not really their opinion they're just saying it is).

      And I'm with parent poster. I think TTT was sluggish enough at times without adding to it (especially not that blasted romance garbage-- I'm sorry but there was just none of that stuff in the book and it feels bolted on in the films). And they're adding to the battle scenes? Please. The battle at Helm's Deep was already way too long for my taste. Look how much they shorted Frodo and Sam already-- and why? So we could watch CGI orcs and Gollum? Bleah.

      None of this is to say I didn't thoroughly enjoy the film, but if I want all those extras I'll read the book, where at least they get them right. ;)

    15. Re:Am I the only one? by mcmonkey · · Score: 1
      Who likes buying a DVD and having a movie that is exactly the same as it when first shown in a theatre?

      A lot of people on /., that's who! Esp. when an over-the-hill hack who used to be a great story teller goes back and ruins a classic

    16. Re:Am I the only one? by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Sometimes, the "director's cut" of a film is just that-- the director and his editor produce a working copy of the film, which is later cut down or otherwise mangled for marketing reasons. For instance, Bladerunner was graced with a running narration and Caligula was supplemented by hard core sex scenes. In the US, the production team used CGI to mangle Eyes Wide Shut.
      Other productions, such as "Star Trek: the Motion Picture" , simply ran out of money before all the effects shots could be completed.
      The producers of LotR decreed that the films should be of a certain length, as movie theater owners appreciate shorter movies. So do movie goers, as certain physiological realities intrude. The home viewer, however, can pause the film, or view the film over the course of two evenings.
      Often, this limitation on running time forces the director to produce a tauter film, free of undeveloped subplots and extraneous narrative. But it may also lead to a films where the main plot and characters are underdeveloped.
      The bottom line is that marketers, censors, and accountants are very rarely artists. Sometimes, the director is.

    17. Re:Am I the only one? by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      There's also generally a bad reason that scenes end up on the cutting room floor. That reason is, most novels don't translate well in an under two hour film, and the public at large has an MTV'ed attention span. Editors are under much more pressure to cut, cut, cut than in the era of Ben Hur or The Ten Commandments.

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    18. Re:Am I the only one? by mikey_boy · · Score: 1

      For me, that isn't a good reason. Tell me how long it is beforehand, keep it good and interesting and you can make it as long as you want.

      in the meantime Peter Jackson has to live in the real world, and satisfy the various people who have a financial interest in making the movies, rather than an artistic one. Frankly I think that a superb job has been done of balancing what are often quite conflicting points of view - almost certainly due to the strength of the original source material, and the strength of Peter Jackson's (and that of his team) vision.

    19. Re:Am I the only one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. Now where *is* my checkbook....

    20. Re:Am I the only one? by Reducer2001 · · Score: 1

      If you're a purist you would have skipped the movies entirely.

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    21. Re:Am I the only one? by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      If you are the only one it's because you're the only one wh hasn't seen the extended versions. The original theatrical version was passable at best. The extended version is actually worth watching.

      Yes, it's that much better.

      I don't see how that become revenue maximization.... Everybody I know skipped the original theatrical DVD of The Two Towers because of how good the Fellowship extended cut was. I don't know anybody who is buying both.

    22. Re:Am I the only one? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Who likes buying a DVD and having a movie that is exactly the same as it when first shown in a theatre? While extra scenes and goodies are fun, there is generally a good reason why scenes end up on the the cutting room floor. LOR has gone way overboard trying maximize revenue by marketing an insane amount of releases to their overloyal fans, but people here seem to eat it up.

      Normally this is true, but not in LOTR. When I saw the first movie in the theater (not having read the books), I was confused by a few things. Then I read the books, and it was all perfectly clear. When I saw the extended version, I realized that the extra footage was exactly what was missing from the theatrical release which would have filled in the holes and made everything make sense.

      Whether reading the books in the meantime altered my perception of how much sense the extra footage made, I'm not sure, but I definitely did NOT get the feeling that the extra scenes were stuff that should have been left out. In my opinion, the original release of FOTR is not as good as the extended release, and I expect the other extended releases to be the same way.

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    23. Re:Am I the only one? by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      I think you will have to be more specific. The IMDB lists tens of thousands of movies. The core Monty Python films were all about 90 to 100 minutes long.

      There is a film entitled "The Longest, Most Meaningless Film in the World" (2880 minutes, 1970), but it wasn't to my knowledge, monty python. The IMDB entry for that film is most unhelpful.

      The Cure For Insomnia (5220 minutes, 1992) is similarly plotless.
      Zweite Heimat (1532 minutes, 1992) was shown in theaters, however. I have heard that this was the longest movie with a plot.

      I have seen Riget, (1994, 279 minutes) in the theater. It does not suffer for its length.

    24. Re:Am I the only one? by fleck_99_99 · · Score: 1

      Particularly in this case, these extended editions were planned.

      Movie audiences don't want to sit in-seat for 4 hours. Plus the super-size mega drinks (now with tides!) make that a major trick.

      These scenes were not "cut" from the big-screen releases. They were intentionally filmed for the related-but-separate entity of the Extended DVD Edition.

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    25. Re:Am I the only one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quite often the "good reason" is to fit the film into an arbitrary time frame, so the sheep don't get bored/restless. I'd rather see the film with the whole plot intact.

      That said, there are many good reasons why scenes get clipped, and I agree about the insane number of releases. Which is why I'm waiting until next year to get either the Matrix or LotR.

    26. Re:Am I the only one? by McSpew · · Score: 1

      FYI, the extended version of LotR:FotR was much more satisfying than the theatrical release. The characters were better developed, the story flowed better and the viewer got more involved. That's saying a lot, because the original theatrical release of FoTR was damn good.

      For LotR:TTT, a lot of stuff got left out of the theatrical release simply because of economics: Movie theaters don't like movies longer than three hours because they can't turn over the audiences fast enough to make money. Movie studios despise movies longer than three hours for the same reason. Peter Jackson was able to make a great movie out of the material he'd shot for TTT and release it to theaters at an acceptable length. Now, he's putting back in the material he really wanted to put in the movie in the first place and releasing it to DVD for the people who want to see the whole movie.

      Oh, and for those who think that adding material to a movie only makes it longer, please keep in mind the example of Apocalypse Now Redux, which contains 45 minutes of new footage, but actually feels shorter than the original movie. It's hard to explain, but in the original theatrical release of Apocalypse Now most of the last half of the movie proceeds at a slow, throbbing tempo, which seems to take forever. The new footage actually breaks up what was the second half of the movie into a lot of interesting segments. When the movie's over, it doesn't seem to have taken as long because it didn't lull you to sleep with so much unbroken slowness.

    27. Re:Am I the only one? by Winterblink · · Score: 1

      Since I only buy the extended editions of the LotR movies, they're not getting a double-dip from me at all. You can buy only the theatrical release if you wish, while I'll buy the extended edition. That's why there's TWO editions -- one for people who prefer the theatrical version, and one for people who prefer to see the theatrical version plus all the stuff that was cut out for length. In that respect, am I still "eating it up" if I choose to buy the single edition I prefer?

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    28. Re:Am I the only one? by tntguy · · Score: 1

      I was never able to get into the books, but I was all pumped up to see FOTR when it came out. missed every chance to see it with my friends, but eventually saw it alone. While it was gorgeous and done well, it was boring and not what I was expecting at all. I chalked it up to being "part 1 of 3" and would give it a chance later.

      Later came when I decided to pick up the extended edition "just 'cause". It was a night and day difference. Suddenly, more things made sense. Things flowed better (though the sense of time was still too rushed, but better). It was a much more entertaining film. When the theatrical release came to cable, I watched again and still had the same opinion I had the first time I saw it.

      I don't think reading the books had that much effect on your opinion of the releases. The extended edition was just that much better. I'm eagerly awaiting TTT.

    29. Re:Am I the only one? by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      Well, English is not my mother-tongue. Let's hear you speak some Finnish, asshat.

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    30. Re:Am I the only one? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Kinda tempting to skip ROTK and wait a year for the extended release, isn't it? It almost feels like the experience will be ruined by seeing the theatrical release first, instead of seeing the movie as it should be.

      Can't possibly wait that long, but it is tempting.

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    31. Re:Am I the only one? by RedWizzard · · Score: 1
      Peter Jackson was contractually obligated to deliver movies that were only 3 hours in length
      I've heard that too but I heard the contractual agreement was 2.5 hours and Jackson just ignored it (anyone got a reference?). Whether it's 2.5 or 3 hours it's out the window with RotK as it's reported to be 3.5 hours long.
    32. Re:Am I the only one? by F34nor · · Score: 1

      Sombody MOD this down.

      >This is PJ's way of giving more to the fans of
      >the book (which he is also).

      I call TOTAL BULLSHIT on this one. He totally raped the story line for this movie with no regard to the book. Which is hateful because the acting, cinematography, blocking, script etc. are all excelent.

      What made the 1st movie not just tolerable but good despite plot changes was that he had an idea. "The ring tests the members of the company." That's why the movie retained coherence in the face of massive complexity. This movie sucked because he didn't know what to do. If you really think about TTT it is "The meek recruit the strong." Merry and Pippen recruit the Ent by being polite. Frodo recruits Golem by being kind, Pippen recruits Denethor by being brave, and Sam and Frodo recruit Faramir by being true. Jackson lost the Tao of this movie and without that life line bent over for the studio execs or worse just began to believe his own bullshit. (A sin considering Heavenly Creatures, a movie about NOT believing your own bullshit.) Faramir was boring? My ASS!

      I will give you props for the Abyss comment. Without the full edition it was un-understandable to the average Joe. I really didn't get it (despite liking it) until I read Orson Scott Card's excellent novelization.

      The problem with TTT is that it's too long, and breaks the plot FOR NO REASON. I could Phantom Edit this movie to sub two hours and make it a great film, as it stands it suck and I'm sure another hour or two will make it suck FAR worse.

    33. Re:Am I the only one? by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Well, if Jackson actually cut out the hours of made up stuff he put into the films, he'd have plenty of time to explore the subtleties of the books.

      I can think of a few scenes right now: The wizard fist fight between Gandalf and Saruman. The 20 minute cave troll battle scene. The ten minutes spent leaping from falling bridge fragments in Kazhad-dum. The whole Warg battle in TTT, and about 70% of the battle of Helm's deep.

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    34. Re:Am I the only one? by antin · · Score: 1

      Who likes having the *option*. If you buy the extended edition, you should still be able to select to view it without the added scenes. It would seem that DVDs were made with that very thought in mind. Shame Peter Jackson is a money-grabbing whore.

    35. Re:Am I the only one? by wfolta · · Score: 1

      I totally disagree... I was very unhappy with the choppy editing -- obviously they had to cut too deep to reach their theater time goal -- and the important parts of the story left out, such as the giving of gifts.

      I would never have bought the standard release, but when I heard about the Extended Edition I waited for that and was very happy. I've done the same for TT and will do the same for the final installment.

    36. Re:Am I the only one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where can I get a Finnish asshat? I need an asshat, and I hear that the Finns make the best. My Swedish asshat just isn't cutting it anymore.

  15. What's the big deal? by Kombat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know I'm going to get flamed and mod'ed into oblivion for this, but seriously, what's the big deal about LotR? Why do people lash out viciously at movies that actually make an attempt a real depth (Matrix), while simultaneously holding up the LotR as the cinematic "Gold Standard?" I mean, sure, it's a moderately interesting story, but does it need 9+ hours to be told? Sure, some interesting fights happen along the way, and the effects are great, but are there subtle metaphors, philosophical references, and character dualities (besides Golem, obviously) that I'm missing?

    Why do people bitch and complain that the Matrix was too much gobbledygook (translation: they didn't understand, and hate movies that challenge them to think about it anywhere beyond the concession stand on their way out), then act like LotR is this untouchable masterpiece?

    There's this ring. It's evil. It has to be destroyed. That's where we left off after the first one. "Two Towers" and 3 hours later, that's STILL where we are. Still got that ring. Still has to be destroyed.

    Why is this such amazing work, while the Wachowskis out-of-the-box conclusion to the Matrix (everyone's pretty pissed, but no one expected it, did they now), is seen as hack-work?

    I don't get it. I'm not a Tolkien fanboy, but I watched the first two, and I'll watch the third. But there's really nothing cool to discuss about them, is there? The Matrix movies work because there are so many different interpretations of what they mean and how they all interrelate, and it's fun to discuss. But, as far as I can tell, the LotR "is what it is," isn't it? They lay the whole story out there in front of you, and hold your hand. They don't challenge you to try and figure out what the ring really represents, or if maybe, just maybe, the good NEEDS the evil to give it a purpose to exist? The Matrix suggests these kinds of things, but the LotR seems to shy completely away from them, afraid of challenging (and alienating) their audience.

    Am I wrong? What gives?

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    1. Re:What's the big deal? by proj_2501 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      LotR is impressive not necessarily because of the story, but because Tolkien CREATED THREE OR FOUR LANGUAGES and then the entire history to explain them and their cultures. He was a linguistics professor.

      The Matrix doesn't really do anything new. It's a watered-down version of lots of different philosophy with imagery from various religions thrown in. If you look at it like a kung fu movie with western sci-fi trappings, it works, but it ISN'T a deep story, and all the questions it asks were taken from somewhere else.

    2. Re:What's the big deal? by tuffy · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Why do people bitch and complain that the Matrix was too much gobbledygook (translation: they didn't understand, and hate movies that challenge them to think about it anywhere beyond the concession stand on their way out), then act like LotR is this untouchable masterpiece?

      That's because the two Matrix sequels had most of us thinking about all the gigantic plot holes that the LotR books and movies didn't have.

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    3. Re:What's the big deal? by dlevitan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, part of the problem is that LOTR is being judged differently than the Matrix. When I judge LOTR, I look for how well it captures the book (poorly in some cases), and its cinematography (amazing throughout both of movies). With the Matrix, I judge it by how good the story is and by the cinematography. The problem from my view is that in the Matrix (though I have not seen the last one), the Wachowskis concentrated on the special effects. They're amazing, but they do very little to help the story, and I really don't need to see another fight with 200 Smiths. And then there were many points during Reloaded that I just sat in my seat and asked "When will this end and the story begin" (like the whole dance/sex scene). LOTR just seems to keep me on the edge of my seat the whole time, even though I mostly know the stor already.

      So overall, yes, LOTR doesn't have as much philosophy. But the philosophy of the Matrix becomes overshadowed by the lack of good movies. Reloaded seemed more like an action movie than a philosophy movie (which is what the first matrix was really like). LOTR already has a script, and since they're following it pretty closely, most people judge it by its cinematography, while the Matrix needs to have a good script as well.

    4. Re:What's the big deal? by wizkid · · Score: 1

      The big deal isn't the movies. It's the books.

      The books are a literary masterpiece. To make a movie with the details in the books would take 25-30 hours. The movies have hacked out most the details, and are not following the storyline that closely. I've heard talk about doing a movie on this series of books for 30 years, and I never, and still never believe they will be able to make a movie that captures the imagination and imagery created by the Lord of the Rings books.

      I have to admit that the movie's a bad hack at the story line. If you really want to know what the story is about, read the books. I still enjoyed the movie, but the books are better.

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      I take no responsibility for what I say. Even though I'm never wrong :)
    5. Re:What's the big deal? by sindarin2001 · · Score: 1

      A fun story doesn't HAVE to have a "deep" plot. I venture to question, have you ever read the books? The movies were based on books you know...three of them...three longs books therefore three long movies. Don't get me wrong, I love the Matrix series, it's fun to try and figure everything out, but realize that not every movie HAS to be that way. I like LOTR because it's a fun movie to watch, but at the same time, there are amazing changes inside characters (and maybe that's me being spoiled by reading the novels first). It isn't so much trying to figure out the philosophy of it, but rather trying to figure out the emotion of it.

      Yes the ring is evil, throughout the movie/books. The reason that it takes so bloody long is because it's a long bloody way to Mount Doom. I, frankly, would be dissapointed if they could just walk 3/4 of the distance with no conflict, break into Mordor, destroy the ring, and everything would be honky-dory. The conflict is what builds the characters.

      Anywho, rather than continueing my rant, I just want to let you know that not all movies have to be the Matrix, just as not all movies have to be LOTR. Each movie is a different creative vision, a difference plot, with a different purpose in mind.

    6. Re:What's the big deal? by BFedRec · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While matrix has some interesting things to say... I don't think you can compare it to LOTR in it's depth. Maybe it's because I've read the books... but LOTR has much more subtlety, sub-plots, and sub-text than Matrix does. The plot isn't just about that there is a ring that's evil... it's about power, and how it affects people, it's about destiny and fate, it's about the every-man having to step in and do the right thing at his own expense, it's about putting aside differences for the common good, and it's about so much more.
      And while the Matrix has some innovative things... you can't really think that all their ideas were totally original can you? much of it is an amalgamation of various sci-fi/fantasy classics like Dune, 1984, and even Lord of the Rings, and mixed in with some eastern philosophy and anime traditions.
      The LOTR movies have strayed from the books at times... but have done at least a DECENT job of portraying the story and feel and emotion of the books, and THAT is why they're being held up as such a standard, because the BOOKS are such a standard. And let's be honest... Matrix is largely known for the great fight sequences for a reason... they ARE the bigger part of the movie.
      Ok... I'll shut up now, I like both, just don't think Matrix trilogy is as powerful as LOTR.

    7. Re:What's the big deal? by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think that LotR is not only NOT incredible, but it has many aspects that can be picked apart as pretty sub-standard.

      What makes LotR so great is that it was the first modern fantasy epic - yes, it used lots of elements from many older epics and myths, but it was the first modern epic and included an obsessive level of attention to detail that became the standard for modern fantasy.

      In other words, the reason LotR ain't so great in comparison now is because it inspired everyone else to match or exceed the expectations it set.

    8. Re:What's the big deal? by freakyfreak2 · · Score: 1

      It's for us who read the books over and over. Jackson could not fit the whole story into the theatrical movies. So he releases the regular DVD's first for people like you with no extra scenes and then later the Extended Editions for people like me who are excited to see more of our beloved story acted out. Jackson still hasn't been able to fit all of the story into the movies. He left out a big part of the first book in the extended edition: Mister Tom Bambodil. To tell the full story of The Lord of The Rings you need more then 9 hours. I suggest you go out and buy the books. You'll be amazed at the depth J.R.R. Tolkien put into it. It was his lifes work. I first read the trilogy when I was in 5th grade(got me lots of free pizza's at pizza hut). I've re-read it 5 times since then. Everytime I read it I find something new. I've also read all the side-stories and complimentary stuff like the Simarillion and Lost Tales. I for one plan to watch all three Extended Editions in one day. I am also going to see all 3 in the theatre next month. Also I already have my tickets to see Return Of the King on Dec 10th. Barry Osborne went to college here and has done it for every movie as a benefit. Costs $50 but is well worth it.

    9. Re:What's the big deal? by Oxygen99 · · Score: 1

      There's this ring. It's evil. It has to be destroyed. That's where we left off after the first one. "Two Towers" and 3 hours later, that's STILL where we are. Still got that ring. Still has to be destroyed.

      Yeah, and then there's the Bible. There's this guy, and he's, like, the son of God, and he performs some miracles and then he get's nailed up, but 1000 pages later, we're still telling this story, what gives?

      Facile example maybe, but all narratives can be boiled down to about three sentences if you really try. To criticse a novel on this basis is to criticise just about any story ever written. While I'm dubious about this fetish for promoting LOTR as high art, I know for a fact return of the King will be about a million times better than Revolutions, which was more high arse than high art in any case...

      Oh, and anyone that portrays the Matrix as some kind of deep philosophical work really needs to get out more. Yep, it has a nice line in pop philosophy, but Nietzsche it ain't... And yes, I did understand it...

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      I had a dream, bright and carefree, but now there's doubt and gravity
    10. Re:What's the big deal? by nsxdavid · · Score: 1

      Wow... when you start thinking that The Matrix has "real depth" you are in big trouble there. Lilo and Stitch has more real depth than the Matrix. Throw some half-baked psuedo-Biblical bling-bling and enough slam-bam special effects together and I guess you can wow the geekdom elite. And, hell, I loved the Matrix... but "real depth"... please!

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      David Whatley
    11. Re:What's the big deal? by MarkoNo5 · · Score: 1

      What makes LoTR even more ridiculous is the way the ring was taken from whatever-was-his-name : chopped off by a broken sword. Sheesh, that ring must really be powerful. However, nobody seems to find that a problem.

    12. Re:What's the big deal? by bensgroi · · Score: 0

      gotta disagree...

      while the Matrix throws in lots of bits and pieces of religion and philosophy, in the end it's really just an action flick. the special effects and fighting are really what draw people to see the Matrix movies. on top of that, the acting in the series is so bland. well-suited to the movie, but trust me that no Matrix actor stayed up late worrying how to deliver their lines...

      the LOTR trilogy on the other hand, doesn't pretend to throw in anything like the Matrix's pop philosophy. it makes no bones about being just a fantasy story, but one that tells its story with a kind of infectious joy that the Matrix doesn't have. no matter what happens in the LOTR, you always know the good guys are going to make it in the end, cause that's how that world works - it's pure storytelling for the sake of storytelling, and much more enjoyable because of it.

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      You'll like being a dude!
    13. Re:What's the big deal? by -kertrats- · · Score: 1

      Go read the silmarillion. that might help in your quest for psychological stuff in tolkiens work.

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    14. Re:What's the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How on earth did you get free pizzas, in the 5th grade,for reading a book?

    15. Re:What's the big deal? by mikelu · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think you should get modded up; you have a very interesting point which people should see and get a chance to reply to.

      My reply to your post:
      I think the LOTR movies are very good, but that they still pale in comparison to the depth and beauty of the books. And I don't think I'm going too far when I say that the Lord of the Ring books pound the Matrix into the dust.

      The LOTR movies (well, at least the first one...) are loaded with references that only people who have read LOTR will understand and enjoy. The scenes re-added in the extended DVD of Fellowship were generally more of these. The part where Aragorn is singing the Lay of Luthien to himself is a good example. It really adds depth to his character for those of us who know the story of Beren and Luthien, but for everyone else it's an extraneous scene - which is why it was cut out of the theatrical release.

      As for the philosophical issues in LOTR, they're there, just not as explicit as in the Matrix. Mostly this is because Tolkien hated allegory. The other reason is that the Wachowski brothers seem to like posing questions, whereas I find Tolkien prefers to answer them. Gollum's role in the story is the most obvious example. The question is asked in Moria (the "It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand..." scene)and answered in the Two Towers and Return of the King.

      On an endnote, I you really have to read the books to appreciate Tolkien. The movies are, unavoidably, shallow representations of the actual story.

    16. Re:What's the big deal? by wizkid · · Score: 1

      You Said:
      "So overall, yes, LOTR doesn't have as much philosophy."

      I disagree. The LOTR is filled with philosophy."

      It points out the stupididy of war, and how the world is a place of give and take. Frodo fights to save middle earth, and yet ends up having to leave it. A true lesson in irony. There's so many philosophical lessons in the LOTR I couldn't begin to name them all. They've been blended into the story so seamlessly that they don't always stand out though.

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      I take no responsibility for what I say. Even though I'm never wrong :)
    17. Re:What's the big deal? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Why do people bitch and complain that the Matrix was too much gobbledygook (translation: they didn't understand, and hate movies that challenge them to think about it anywhere beyond the concession stand on their way out), then act like LotR is this untouchable masterpiece?

      Because the Matrix sequels sucked ass. Terrible acting, terrible dialogue, boring pointless scenes (here's the part where you say, "B-b-but the rave scene was supposed to represent humans being humans!"), and an anti-climatic ending that invalidates the entire trilogy: people are still hooked up to the Matrix and we don't know if they're told about their choice. We don't know why the machines didn't just make this treaty before. We don't even know what the Matrix is or why it still exists--we know there is more to the power plant theory because the Architect said they could survive without it.

      But, no, we're left with an ending in which the machines hold all the cards. Then fanboys like you come along and pretend it's some sort of heady film just because it discusses standard philosophy textbooks and is one big sci-fi Jesus Christ allegory (seeing the cross on Neo's chest made me laugh).

      Meanwhile, Lord of the Rings has no allegory. It was never intended to. It has no symbolic meaning, no hidden agenda nothing. IT'S JUST A GREAT STORY. Do you have something against great stories of good and evil? Or does everything you watch have to have guns and leather and kungfu interspersed with a Frenchy guy babbling on about "causality?"

      You can justify the Matrix sequels all you want with their symbolism and religious references, but that doesn't make the storyline suck any less ass.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    18. Re:What's the big deal? by hughk · · Score: 1
      I would also add that Tolkien stuck some of that back story as 'additional material' on the end of ROTK. Much of the rest ended up in The Silmarillion.

      One of the reason that the production looks so good is that they have all this back story to work with.

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      See my journal, I write things there
    19. Re:What's the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the big deal? The deal is 1. Tolkein was a hell of a story-teller and now people want to see it on film. Peter Jackson has done this. 2. The Matrix was hardly as original as you make it out.

      The first movie was a mix of philosophy, religion and kung fu. As cool as it was to watch, it didn't do anything terribly original in concept. Dark City was pretty damn close. Oh, and Plato wrote about shadows on a cave wall in Republic. You want philosophy - read Plato.

      Not having seen the third yet, I can only judge by the first and second. The second was less of a thought-provoking film (though it had some interesting elements) and more of an action movie. You applaud the Wachowski's for their inability to write and for their unoriginality. And you criticize Tolkein's story (which is much more complicated than you give it credit for... but perhaps that's the movie only and not the books perspective) for being simple, though enjoyable.

      The Matrix was great for idiots that had never been exposed to philosophy or religion (or if they had, they had never been challenged by it). It gave them something to point at and feel smart.

    20. Re:What's the big deal? by jjo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      LoTR the book is impressive because it indeed works on many levels. At the surface, it's a well-written adventure tale. Below the surface, it works at many other levels, including linguistics, history, and the nature of good and evil. Character dualities abound (indeed one could argue that they are the central theme of the book). Few of the major characters are presented in a completely unambivalent light, if one reads the text closely.

      Having said that, the movies mostly gloss over the depths of the book, presenting just the adventure tale. Given the magnitute of the book, that's a daunting enough task. However, some character ambivalence does get through, such as the temptation of Galadriel. I would hope that the third movie manages to convey more, such as Gollum's remorse outside Cirith Ungol (Shelob's lair). We'll see.

    21. Re:What's the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a fanchild of both, here goes...

      the Matrix is challenging. LotR is epic fantasy.

      In a nutshell, I truly think that's the difference.

      The Matrix trilogy challenges your thinking, your philosophical ideas, and tells a story at the same time. The Wachowski brothers did a great job with their idea and made good cinematic pieces.

      Peter Jackson took a classic piece of literature (trust me, by now it's a classic) and made an absolutely gorgeous piece of cinema. He recognized that this story is in fact an epic and trying to cram everything into one movie would kill everything that makes it great. Namely the characters. Part of what Tolkien wrought with his story is a large group of characters we care about who are all responsible for saving Middle Earth. Much more realistic than the standard Hollywood formula of one person saving the world.

      No offense intended to the brothers, but there are parts of the movie that just are not good cinematicly, but considering this was their fourth movie, I'm blown away by their sheer talent. There were bits of dialogue or actor stance, whatnot, that I thought could be tightened up. That said, I truly enjoyed it and think it was a very good movie.

      With LotR, it is the "Gold Standard" because it is of a higher cinematic quality. I cannot think of a single shot that made me sit up and say "that's not right" or "that could have been better". Every shot was gorgeous.

      Another point to remember is that movies are escapism. A movie that challenges you to think is therefore going to be less well received while one that is pure escapism into our romanticised views of war, struggle, and heroism will be more touted/liked.

    22. Re:What's the big deal? by Bai+jie · · Score: 1
      The books give the story much more depth than the movies could ever accomplish. And although I love the movies and the way they have been done, I will admit that it is watered down compared to the books themselves. But the movies had to be watered down in order to reach a greater audience than fantasy geeks like me. If you are really interested in why people think this story is so great, then read the books.

      I noticed this difference between the book and the movies because of my wife who had not read the books. She too enjoyed the movies and has since read the books. I remember her asking me about why the ring was so important. Yeah, she knew it was evil and powerful and stuff, but the movie didn't convey how it corrupted the mind and heart of the person that wore it. It told you flat out that it did, but since you don't get to know the hobbits as well and Frodo especially, you don't know how tragic it is that Frodo's spirit is being consumed by the evil of the ring. I didn't consider this much because I had read the books and I knew what was going on, but the average (American) viewer would need this information spoon feed to them.

      I guess the point I am trying to make is that the books tell a much greater story than the movies could ever accomplish. So go read the books already!

    23. Re:What's the big deal? by sangfroid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What's the big deal w/LoTR, eh? Where to begin... The movies are based on one of the most popular works of fiction ever written. Most geeks have read or been read the dead-tree LoTR at least once in their lives -- my bed-time stories from age 3 - 4 were in fact the LoTR. As such, many people have huge emotional investment in the story. Watching the movies is like having your favorite childhood day-dreams turned almost-real. Even without that, however, the movies are just gorgeous. Interesting technology used to simulate the massive battles, gorgeous locations, and an incredible sense of detail -- Bag End's door is round, green, doorknob in the center. Be you a fanboy or not, the movies (especially the Shire) are drop-dead gorgeous. Then there's the acting. Gollum??? Amazing acting. Gandalf? Fantastic! The actual "drama" and acting in LoTR is just amazing. And here comes the flamebait... the Matrix just wasn't. Keanu's pretty and all but there's not much in the Matrix flicks that's even in the same ballpark But, more to the point, the actual story. Yes, the ring is still there by the third movie. Know what? The Matrix is still there in the third Matrix flick. If you ask people to look beyond the superficial "whoah. I know kung-fu" aspect of the Matrix, you have to look beyond the superficial in LoTR. What you end up with is four very small, very unimportant, very weak beings (hobbits) taking on an unimaginably difficult and dangereous task because somebody had to. Throught the story the most powerful people in the world are swayed and corrupted by the ring. Even Gandalf refused to touch it, fearing its power. But Frodo finds the courage and strength to bear the burden to the end... What you have is a story of average, normal people doing extraordinary things for the good of the many, knowing they will probably be sacrificing everything. The interest is in the people not the thing. Then, of course, there are the many, many side-stories. The frustration and rebellion of Eowyn for being forced to live the stereotype of a woman. The sorrow and grief of a father forced to bury his child and continue with his life. The struggle of a younger son, trying to live up to his older brother in his father's eyes (Faramir) despite, at least in the book, having 'shown his quality,' a tortured soul learning friendship and betrayal (gollum), and on and on... The Matrix asked lots of questions about the nature and perception of reality. Great. The Matrix was also a great movie. But what did the later movie(s) add? What more interesting questions? What new insights or revalations? If I want to see things blowing up and fight scenes, great. But the implication and promise was more of what made the Matrix special and many people, me included, just didn't see it in the second flick. The LoTR has its own interesting premise and world but proceeds to ask lots of little questions and shows us many situations with true dramatic potential. "Hamlet" didn't provoke any life-altering questions about the state of reality... it's still a pretty darn good story. So we have on the one hand, LoTR which is beautiful, detailed, great acting, and full of excellent drama. On the other hand we have the Matrix, which was great, asking interesting questions and having great effects... then we have its sequels which, again IMO, didn't really ask any new questions, provide any new insight, or have great acting. Sure, if I wanna see stuff blow up, digital orgasms, and middling fight scenes (go rent Drunken Master 2)... great. But if we're supposed to compare it to the original (which is the point I thought), the meat's just not there...

    24. Re:What's the big deal? by La+Fortezza · · Score: 1

      LotR has plot holes too, IMO.

      The one that irritates the hell out of me was in the first movie. Gandalf is trapped on a tower deep in enemy territory, and all of a sudden a giant eagle magically comes outta nowhere and delivers him to safety. Of course, said eagle can't possibly be used elsewhere in the story! Why can't Frodo hop on the eagle and fly to Mount Doom?

      Please don't give me some bullshit excuse..

    25. Re:What's the big deal? by nathanh · · Score: 1
      Am I wrong?

      Yes.

      I mean, sure, it's a moderately interesting story, but does it need 9+ hours to be told?

      Even 9+ hours isn't enough.

      but are there subtle metaphors, philosophical references, and character dualities (besides Golem, obviously) that I'm missing?

      Sure seems that way.

      Why do people bitch and complain that the Matrix was too much gobbledygook (translation: they didn't understand, and hate movies that challenge them to think about it anywhere beyond the concession stand on their way out)

      I enjoyed the first two Matrix movies, and I'll probably enjoy the third, but honestly they are not that deep. There's enough intellectual content to occupy the after-movie coffee and cake. Then you move on.

      ... then act like LotR is this untouchable masterpiece?

      Because the LOTR is a masterpiece. In case you haven't noticed, it's the second most read book after the Christian Bible. It has been translated into 50+ languages. It's been around for 50 years and people still buy it and read it in droves. The movies have been a boxoffice smash attracting both young and old. It looks poised to take in $1,000,000,000 in ticket sales. The story and the detail behind the LOTR is simply brilliant. If you can't recognise that... there's simply no hope for you.

      I'd be very surprised if the Matrix is still popular in 50 years.

    26. Re:What's the big deal? by ryanvm · · Score: 1

      I like LoTR because it's poetic, it's got a good story, and the cinematography is top-notch. Just a generally enjoyable film. I'm not a fanboy by any means.

      However the Matrix franchise just sucks. The first one was okay. Kind of a neat idea, but nothing to die for. Then I had to listen to all the Matrix fanboy crap around here for two years. When the second one came out I figured I'd give it another chance. I rented both and watched them. Ugh.

      The first one is at least entertaining. The second one was a trainwreck of gratuitous action, uncompelling character development, story lines that are uninteresting, unnecessary, and unconnected. I'm not even going to see the third.

      I gave the Matrix a chance. The dialogue seems deep, but it's not. I get it, the universe may not be what it seems. Three fucking movies to tell me that?!?

      Here's a question for you - since humans made such problematic batteries, why didn't the fucking Matrix just switch to worms? I'm sure they don't get frustrated about their universe and try to wreck the machine.

    27. Re:What's the big deal? by rhakka · · Score: 1

      I think you are overestimating the matrix, heavily. They shied away from the truly thought provoking possibilities and instead pulled a lovely switcheroo and dumbed the entire series down to drooling moron level with the last one. I understood it quite fine.. but it didn't have much depth when all was said and done, they just hinted that it might have depth and failed to follow through. So I don't know what it is you plan on debating there, unless you're trying to pick what denomination Neo adheres to....

      The Lord of the Rings is an Epic story. It's not a work of philosophy. As an epic story, it's one of the finest ever told, and Jackson has done a fantastic job of adapting the most widely read story ever (except *maybe* the bible but I think he beat that too?) to a VERY well done screen format. This is modern mythology, a modern parable perhaps, not a research project. You know, exactly what the Matrix wanted to be but fell flat on its face long before it reached this level of storytelling maturity.

    28. Re:What's the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .. 9+ hours to be told ?

      the three books took me three! years to read.

      but it was a good time. i was younnger then. and i'm planing to read it again.

    29. Re:What's the big deal? by aricusmaximus · · Score: 1

      Probably bribes from Mom & Dad, especially if they are college-educated professionals. They like to encourage their kids to read.

      In elementary school, my parents would let me go hog wild ordering books from the Scholastic Book Club. They didn't mind, as long as I was reading.

    30. Re:What's the big deal? by hcduvall · · Score: 1

      Well, for me, the LOTR movies are far more enjoyable, and cohesive, beyond the success of the Matrix. So much to say, and the energy for may'be an eighth of it, but here'd be why:

      1) Pure emotional response. In this case, as a fan of the books and Tolkien, I like seeing what I consider an adaptation on screen, made by a great director with an equal, if not greater appreciation for the material. --this is obviously something that biases me, so keep it in mind-- the matrix still feels a little flash in the pan. Newish, and the emotional pull isn't so much. I'll give it a hearty go to disregard this feeling.

      2) Craft wise, LOTR, beyond being a feat of endurance to make 3 movies worth of material in one long shot, is by and large a better made movie. Much as I like the W bros, a lot of their style is cribbed. It homages, its inspired from things, and its fun to watch the combinations of all these influences play out, but that makes their films more stewy and like a melange stylistically. For instance, much as I love Yuen Woo Ping, and most of the action sequences in the Matrix pieces are more set pieces than in the Tolkien movies. I don't mean simply, time for fighting and here one is, but they're longer not for a sense of story, but purely for visual appreciation and coolness. Fun stuff, but Kung-fu training sequences? Not story.

      LOTR is more straightforward, hell, its been cut to be streamlined from the books (cutting, as far as I can tell, is the hardest part of editing. Cutting good but unnecessary parts being the worst) with spectacle fights as well- but more in service of the story than the Matrix films. The matrix movie feel comes from Bladerunner, and cyberpunk, and video games, and all sorts of sources, and works by reference- a method which in me at least- takes me out a bit of the movie. LOTR has the luck of a singular source which they drew on to make a totally realized world- purely as backdrop. Fun and all as all the background matrix stuff is, I'd say you can see the scaffolding a lot quicker.

      3) Source material-
      Tolkien has a bunch flaws (lack of women, fated view, black and white), but it is a wholly flesh out world decades in the making. The man has languages that work, and tracts of scholarship to give it depth- and cohesion that the more widely sourced W bros don't have.

      I haven't seen the 3rd matrix yet, so may'be it all clicks, but if they were trying to explain themselves, I felt it was more than a bit rushed and awkwardly paced. I do like the fact that they deal with sex and race in more mature ways, but having a lot of things to talk about probably lost the W bros some clarity.

      Admittedly, Tolkien's worldview is "simpler"- but the focus isn't on "what is life" but "what is it like"- its the people we're interested in and their struggle, not the answer to the questions perse. A more humanistic tone that probably goes better with a general audience. In that sense though, its more resonant and relevant, perhaps, and since the struggle and the carrying of the burden is issue. What makes frodo a hero? How is one built?

      As for the matrix, I hesitate a bit as I've not yet seen the third, but I've read return of the king before. But as you say, its not like the philosophy of the story changes... I've always felt that the discussion created my matrix was part because of interesting questions, and part because its just a muddled execution, that isn't sure what it wants to say.
      I'm one of those who likes the 1st one as Philo 101, but admittedly gets irritable talking about old ground. The matrix asks us to question reality, but not the character of the people. I enjoyed the first movie a lot, but when morpheus says "They're some rules you can bend. But they're some rules you can break", fairly early, I sat for the rest of the movie waiting for the guy too figure out what a dumb line that was. Neo's emotional dilemmas are more like Hamlet's- he pretty much knows the action he's going to take. We know he's good. He's just stalling. The traitor f

    31. Re:What's the big deal? by E-Tigger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In so far as the basic plot of the movie is concerned you are right.

      The ring needs to be destroyed.

      The question of originality in essence you are also correct about. The Matrix is new and `original.' While LOTR is based upon books published in the 1930s.

      But those books have been read by generations of people and have held a special place in the hearts of those people.
      We've watched the previous attempts to bring the story to the big screen and for the most part we've watched them fail.

      Trying to bring to life something that has held so strong a position in the imagination is very difficult. We all see the characters, the environment, in a different way in our mind's eye.

      To satisfy so many people with what has been shown in this version of LOTR is amazing.

      True, there were a lot of changes to the story, but the essence is there, the feeling is there. Especially in the Extended Edition of the movie.

      As for the concepts behind LOTR. Tolkien created an entire world, languages (actual working languages also), people, history. There is therefore in some ways more there than can be seen in other movies.

      LOTR is just a part of the story.

      There's plenty there to discuss in terms of scholastic material. Sources, original ideas, the study of the languages that Tolien created...

      It's a different kind of thing though.
      The Matrix asks questions about reality that it presents. LOTR presents a history.

      In essence that is the difference and the answer to your question. One is philosophy adapted to the movie, the other is created history.

      So the Matrix brings up the question of good/evil and their interaction, because that's the point of the movie. That's the question that drives it, if you will.

      The LOTR doesn't bring it up directly because that's not what it is about. It is a story, told by Tolkien to his kids and then published. It contains good and evil and their fight and it deals with war, conflict, some say the fight between industrialism and ruralism...

      They both do different things as they are meant to.

    32. Re:What's the big deal? by bamse · · Score: 1

      I agree on LotR, but Matrix is as bad. Neither of them has anything sensible to say.
      Matrix doesn't challenge your mind, it challenges your temper.
      Good and evil are two concepts that just don't exist. They're to simple.
      Trying to discuss them is futile.

      Don't get me wrong, it works great when you want to be ehthralled by a beutiful story, as in both LotR and Matrix.
      But it doesn't challenge you.

    33. Re:What's the big deal? by tuffy · · Score: 1
      Of course, said eagle can't possibly be used elsewhere in the story! Why can't Frodo hop on the eagle and fly to Mount Doom?

      The eagles obviously aren't at Gandalf's beck and call. If he could use them to go anywhere he liked, he'd have no use for a horse. In the book, this is even more explicit:

      ' "How far can you bear me?" I said to Gwaihir.

      ' "Many leagues," said he, "but not to the ends of the earth. I was sent to bear tidings not burdens."

      ' "Then I must have a steed on land," I said, "and a steed surpassingly swift, for I have never had such need of haste before."

      --

      Ita erat quando hic adveni.

    34. Re:What's the big deal? by LucidityZero · · Score: 1

      Maybe someone can correct me here, but... I had always been under the impression that the Lord of the Rings books were heavily influenced by Christianity and the Bible? I'll be 100% honest, I haven't read the books since I was about 12, and way too young to get any possible deeper meaning... But I'm certain I've heard that on multiple occasions.

      Didn't J.R.R. Tolkein and C.S. Lewis know each other? And didn't they both set out to accomplish the same task (convey Christian morals and stories through books) through slightly differtent mediums? (Chronicles of Narnia, i.e. Children's Books vs Novels)

      I could be entirely wrong on this, so don't go flaming me if I am. I can't remember where I heard all of this, but... I know I heard it somewhere. :)

      --
      Sig.i>
    35. Re:What's the big deal? by HawkingMattress · · Score: 1

      Why do people bitch and complain that the Matrix was too much gobbledygook (translation: they didn't understand, and hate movies that challenge them to think about it anywhere beyond the concession stand on their way out)

      When will poople stop to look at Matrix like a sort of philosophical monument ?
      There is no intellectual challenge in matrix.
      It's just a flashy story that looks cool when mixed whith nice FX and all, there is no more to it.
      Sure, fans discuss endlessly about the why of this and that and what secrets and very clever explanations it gives to the plot, but they don't seem to realize (or don't want to) that it's just a plot full of holes that tries to look like a sort of very sophisticated riddle.

      Makes me think to those Art "experts" who where given a piece of art from an unknown artist to analyze, and found all sorts of very sophisticated things to say about the drawing style, the philosophical ideas it contained, how the artist was a new genius and blah blah blah.
      Man, how dumb they looked all were they were explained that the artist was a 6 months old child with a box a crayola !

    36. Re:What's the big deal? by chopkins1 · · Score: 1

      That's nothing. I'd estimate that I read the 3 LOTR volumes + The Hobbit at least 20+ times and picked out new things every time.

      Yet, still, it took me until the movie came out to realize that "The Two Towers" were about Orthanc and Barad-Dur. I always thought it was about Minas Anor (Tirith) and Minas Ithil (Morgul). Who knew?!?!?!? :-P

    37. Re:What's the big deal? by Hooded+One · · Score: 1

      Sauron is not all-powerful, even with the Ring. He has just spent a good amount of time flinging about entire armies, as well as countless other evil acts of extreme power that we didn't get to see. What's wrong with the idea that he just got worn out?

    38. Re:What's the big deal? by freakyfreak2 · · Score: 1

      It was a reading program sponsored by pizza hut. Read so many books in a month and get a free personal pan pizza. They still run it. It's called Book It. Here's a link to this years program. http://www.pizzahut.com/about/publicrelations/2003 /20030422_01.asp
      I'm a bit young (23) I think they started it in 85 and thats they year I started kindergarten. It goes on till 6th grade. It was a great program and got alot of kids reading. The closest pizza hut was 40 miles away and we made monthly trips there. I have a brother thats a year younger and we used to try and out do each other.
      If any of you have kids and your school doesn't do Book It, I'd suggest it to them.

    39. Re:What's the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its about the Cons.

      No, it really is! See, EVERYBODY can (and generally has ) shown up at Cons in the standard 'Matrix' costume. You know, black on black with black sunglasses and pastey white skin. Not to be confused with 'Men in Black' where the clothes are the same, but you don't need pastety white skin.

      Now if you show up in some oversized cloaks carrying a wooden sword and glue carpet to the tops of your feet,, THAT'S KEEWLL!!

      -Posting anonymously since 1951 for your protection-

    40. Re:What's the big deal? by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      If there weren't deep philosophical aspects that most people miss, then all those cheap Tolkien imitations would have a big, powerful something that the good guys dare not use. Instead, almost everyone for 50 years has done the film or book that goes for the stock plot, where the good guys get the big powerful magic thingee and use it to put the world to rights, and it works. If LOTR is laying the whole story out without subtleties, why do all those imitations act like they still haven't heard that power corrupts?

      --
      Who is John Cabal?
    41. Re:What's the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck Nietzsche... "Philosophers" who embrace his shallow level of philosphy show that they really don't get "it"...

    42. Re:What's the big deal? by Hoohoodilly · · Score: 1

      You have to remember that Tolkein wrote these stories in the 1940s, not 1990. Then you can appreciate how marvelous and so near perfect this epic story is.

    43. Re:What's the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the book, it is explained quite well. This is a limitation due to time restraints in the movie.

      In the books, Gandalf actually had rescued and healed Gwaihir, the eagle lord a long while back.

      Also in the books, before Gandalf went to Sauruman, he met another wizard (Which doesn;t appear in the movies), this wizard was a freind of birds and beasts. Gandalf asked that the wizard send out messengers and that he would be found at Isengard. In the books that is how Gandalf got a message to Gwaihir that he was being held captive. The birds took the message to Gwaihir.

      In the movies all this had to be trimmed down, so they used the moth. Gandalf caught the moth, and told it to get Gwaihir the eagle. There is no plot hole. Q.E.D.

    44. Re:What's the big deal? by adrianbaugh · · Score: 1

      I haven't heard anyone bitching out the first Matrix, it was widely held to be a superb film by slashdotters, critics (eventually) and audiences alike. It broke new ground technically and the plot was very cool.

      I haven't seen the second one yet (I intend to soon) but perhaps the reason it got slagged off is because it sucked.

      You say that LoTR "is what it is", and in a way you're right, but that's a feature not a bug. I'd be pretty pissed off if I went to see the film and it was totally different to the book, and the fact remains that if you want to make a film that is even representative of the book it will end up being about 9 hours long. Is the book itself good? I guess that's a question of personal taste, but it is an important book for several reasons. Firstly it is important simply because of its widespread popularity - it is a cultural point of reference for English based cultures.

      Secondly, it sticks fairly closely to the traditional heroic epic. If you've read this, listened to Wagner's "Ring des Nibelungen", read any of the old Norse sagas etc. - hell, even if you've watched Star Wars - you'll recognise many points of similarity in structure and plot.

      I would argue with your point that the plot of the Lord of the Rings [books] is obvious - it can be read on the shallow level you describe but if you go into the background material and think for a while I'm sure you'll find a bit more to it. I would also suggest that the Matrix and the Lord of the Rings have quite a lot in common - the Matrix can also be read as a version of the heroic epic.

      Anyway, this post has got far too long and rambling so I'm going to go and make some tea.

      --
      "'I pass the test,' she said. 'I will diminish, and go into the West, and remain Galadriel.'"
      - JRR Tolkien.
    45. Re:What's the big deal? by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      Not really. In the letter from Tolkien at the start of the Simarillion he make the point that, while there are similarities to various legends, LOTR is not an allegory.
      I guess the introduction of a basic evil flaw in creation by Morgoth could be seen as some parallel of Christian original sin or whatever, but the lack of moralising beyond "being honourable is good" and the "if you're good all the time, it'll help you in the end" gollum thing really mean there's no bible relation at all.

    46. Re:What's the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Matrix an attempt at real depth?

      Matrix is at best an illusion of depth. There is really nothing there. If there were anything, people would be agreeing on what it is. So far everybody sees something different: his/her own illusions.

      The virtual reality is not _the_ matrix, but Matrix parts 1-3.

    47. Re:What's the big deal? by mblase · · Score: 1

      LotR is impressive not necessarily because of the story, but because Tolkien CREATED THREE OR FOUR LANGUAGES and then the entire history to explain them and their cultures. He was a linguistics professor.

      You write that as if the linguistics research was the only reason anybody cared about the books at all. As if millions upon millions of copies would continue to sell throughout the decades only because people wanted to learn artificial Elvish.

      Forgive me, but if that's really the case, why are you watching the movies at all? The Elves hardly get any screen time to speak in their own language.

    48. Re:What's the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very correct. For example try answering the following questions and you will see what "depth" the parent is talking about:

      Who was the Balrog of Morgoth? (what was he doing there?)
      Who are the orks as a race? (i know they were elves, but what exactly happened)
      Where exactly were the elves going when they were leaving Middle Earth?

    49. Re:What's the big deal? by hamsterboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Matrix didn't push the envelope in any single area, except maybe cinematography. What it did extremely well was to blend in Bruckheimer-style "blow shit up" mechanisms with a good plot and some interesting highbrow philosophical overtones.

      You can get better philosophy from an arthouse flick, sure. But how many movies do you know of that have flannel-shirted, trucker-hatted, shitkicker-clad rednecks walking out discussing ubermenschen and brain-in-a-vat theories? While not exactly pioneering anything, it was a masterful blend of many different styles of film.

      Hamster

    50. Re:What's the big deal? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      And didn't they both set out to accomplish the same task (convey Christian morals and stories through books) through slightly differtent mediums? (Chronicles of Narnia, i.e. Children's Books vs Novels)

      C.S. Lewis was actually an atheist until his talks with Tolkien led him to convert.

      However the roots of LOTR also strongly lie with pre-Christain northern European mythologies, the Icelandic sagas, Beowulf, and even MacBeth. Of course there is a great deal in common with the these cultures and Christianity, but I don't see LOTR as a Christian allegory the way Narnia is at all. There is no redeemer or forgiveness of sins. Tolkien is even an Icelandic family name.

    51. Re:What's the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the hobbit was published in 1936. But, the LOTR was not even concieved until the mid 40s and didnt see print until late 1940s early 1950s.

    52. Re:What's the big deal? by Glamdrlng · · Score: 1

      If you get flamed it's because you're posting flamebait. Have you read the books? There's more in the way of philosophy, themes, undertones, subplots, character development, background, and thought provocation in a single paragraph from LoTR than can be find in the matrix movies. You're prejudging an awful lot if you don't know how the trilogy ends, considering that Tolkien deftly suggests some of the same themes that the Matrix beats as if they were a dead horse. Don't get me, I enjoyed the matrix trilogy (I have some reservations about the last one, but who doesn't) but comparing LotR to The Matrix is an exercise in futility.

      If the movies lost any of those qualities, it's because A, all of the themes and philosophies present in LotR wouldn't fit in 19 hours of movie footage, let alone 9, and B, most American audiences wouldn't have the patience and clarity necessary to appreciate it all.

      --

      Yes, my only tool is a hammer. And you're starting to look like a nail.
    53. Re:What's the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The matrix challenges one to think in the same way that one contemplates poop after taking a dump. Hmmm I wonder why is has taken that shape? What are those little colored nuggets, I don't remember eating that. Green yesterday, brown today... that must have some significance. One can bring philosphy to anything, but it is nonsense. I want to see good and evil fight for something that matters, not pontificate about the balance of their existence.

    54. Re:What's the big deal? by advocate_one · · Score: 1
      " If you look at it like a kung fu movie"

      skip the matrix... just go with "Bulletproof Monk"... You can check your brain in at the door with the knowledge that your sense of disbelief won't be strained... there's stock baddies in the shape of good old fashioned Nazis... a cute chick (Jaime King) who's inexplicably rich... a streetwise pick-pocket cum movie projectionist (Seann William Scott) who pays homage to Kung Fu classic films... good soundtrack... weird/impossible Kung Fu moves...

      • and
      Chow-Yun Fat... not to mention Victoria Smurfit looking downright bodaciously evil...
      --
      Donald 'Duck' Dunn: We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.
    55. Re:What's the big deal? by pmz · · Score: 1

      The Matrix doesn't really do anything new.

      What? It is the first movie created for the sole purpose of being badly parodied in a bad movie, such as Scary Movie.

    56. Re:What's the big deal? by Stalemate · · Score: 2, Funny
      They don't challenge you to try and figure out what the ring really represents


      You're right. That's your future ex-wife's job. :)
    57. Re:What's the big deal? by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      Because the whole point is that hobbits are very good at not being seen when they don't want to be. Hence their ability to sneak across Mordor without being seen.

    58. Re:What's the big deal? by pizzaman100 · · Score: 1
      That's because the two Matrix sequels had most of us thinking about all the gigantic plot holes that the LotR books and movies didn't have.

      Plot holes in LOTR:

      -Why is it that as soon as Frodo puts on the ring Sauron and the wraiths know where he is, but when Bilbo and Gollum wore the ring they didn't know?

      -in FOTR Saruman turns evil, he gets a bunch of orcs and starts cutting down trees. But when Gandalf shows up to talk to Saruman and get advice, he is completely taken by surprise by Saruman's change of heart. Didn't he notice all the orcs and tree stumps outside of Orthanc? The Ents sure as hell noticed. Maybe Saruman was right about Gandalf smoking too much weed.

      -Speaking of Gandalf's weed smoking, is that why it took him so freaking long to figure out that Bilbo's ring was the "one ring"? What was it, about 50 years he had to figure it out?

      -Why is it that no one knows that the ring is "Isuldur's Bane"? We know that Elrond knew, and Aragorn seems to know and we also know that Isuldur wrote about the ring. But it's apparently a huge suprise to Boromir, Farimir, and the other dudes from Gondor. Even Gandalf doesn't know at first.

      -Why is it that the Witch-king is invincible to men, but females and hobbits can kick his ass?

      -The eagles: Why not get one of those big eagles to fly Frodo to Mordor, drop the ring into the fire, and leave? It would have saved everyone a lot of grief. Yeah, some people say Sauron would have seen the eagle coming. But it worked for Gandalf to leave Orthanc, and it worked to pick up the hobbits at the end of ROTK. It would have worked to take the ring to Mordor too.

    59. Re:What's the big deal? by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1
      The Matrix aims for depth? In a word, no. In two words, hell no. In three, no fsckin' way. The Matrix is just another action movie--a fun action movie, one I enjoy, but naught but an action movie. Its 'philosophy' is the stuff of dope-dreams and dorm-room bull sessions: anyone with a brain has long since considered and decided on every issue it raises.

      LotR, OTOH, is a classic and enduring work of literature (yeah, it was written in books) which has been adapted to the screen. The real excitement is about the books, and how well Jackson does at translating them. His work is not perfect, which makes the LotR films imperfect retellings of a near-perfect work, whereas the Matrix movies are imperfect tellings of a slipshod work.

      If you think the Matrix makes one think, then read the Hobbit, then the LotR, then the Silmarillion, then the vaarious books of the History of Middle Earth. That will show the difference between random neurons firing and actual thought.

      Tolkien created a world, races, languages, history. In fact, the story of the War of the Ring is practically a footnote in history: Sauron is only a servant of the greatest evil, Morgoth, who darkened the entire world. Shelob is naught but a dimly-reflected descendant of Ungoliant. Even Aragorn is nobody compared to Earendil, Beren &c.

      Tolkien actually thought through how his world worked. His work has an internal logic the Matrix movies sadly lack. Not to mention the fact that he writes in an epic style which had, until that time, ceased to exist.

      The Matrix films are fun to watch, sure. But they aren't worthy to tie the sandals of Tolkien's books.

    60. Re:What's the big deal? by pizzaman100 · · Score: 1
      I forgot these:

      -Why does Bilbo turn almost instantly old and feeble after he gives up the ring, but when Gollum gives up the ring he doesn't get any older?

      -Speaking of Gollum, how does he become buddies with Shelob? I kinda got the impression that she was an "eat first and ask questions later" spider. She should have eaten Gollum the first time they met.

      -What do the orcs eat? There's no food in Moria, and Mordor is barren, and wherever the orcs go they slash and burn. At least in Warcraft the orcs are required to build little farms.

    61. Re:What's the big deal? by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1
      I saw the Matrix first on video. I thought it was a great movie, and if they had ended it there, I would have said, damn good film.

      I was the second one last summer at the $2 cheap theater and I enjoyed the movie as an action flick with no real story line. In fact, if I had paid more than $2 to see it, I would have been pissed I just wasted my money. I had a bunch of friends that went to the 8AM release, although they are 'real huge fans' and they liked it, except for one that said, "Huh, it doesn't really have an ending of any kind. Its like in 10 years they will do another triliogy and leave us where we began".

      I might go see it in the cheap theatre if the fight scenes are good just for one of those thoughtless entertainment films.

      For RotK, I have tickets to an IMAX theatre that is showing fellowship extended, TTT extended, and then RotK at midnight all in a row. We bought tickets for everyone in the company and a guest, all 12 in all, and that will be our company "christmas party"

      I studied the first matrix in a philosophy call in college and it was interesting. Then like many sucessful movies, they decided to go back and milk the franchise. From what I've heard, there was no ending and if they wanted, might be able to go back and do another tiology or movie or whatever for more money.

      Lord of the Rings has a complete story line, a beginning, a middle and an end. After RotK, there are no more. We will have an end to the story.

      As Jackson deviated from the books, yes. But you have too. I checked out the unabridged BBC radio drama on CD about 2 years ago to refresh my memory about LoTR and it was like 14 hours long. However, Jackson has done what he could. There are the scenes in the extended edition, like the giving of the gifts, that needed to be in the original film because it makes a lot more scense, but one has to strike a balance and I think Jackson has done a pretty good job of doing this.

      At least TTT had real diologe and showed human emotion unlike reloaded, which seemed to have some new-age mobo-jumbo with a lot of fight scenes.

      --
      "The problem with socialism is eventually you run out of other people's money" - Thatcher.
    62. Re:What's the big deal? by Methlogin · · Score: 1

      I imagine this all deals with if we are going to stick only to the movies or to the books.

      -Why is it that as soon as Frodo puts on the ring Sauron and the wraiths know where he is, but when Bilbo and Gollum wore the ring they didn't know?

      In the books of course, Sauron does NOT see frodo as soon as he puts on the ring, rather the wearer becomes aware that something is searchign for him, and the longer he keeps it on, the more likely he'll be found.

      The movie needed to make this a bit more 'severe' to show why it's dangerous to put the ring on, otherwise people would want to know why frodo doesn;t just stay invisible the whole time.

      In the books 17 years had passed after Bilbo gave up the ring. Sauron was still too weak when Bilbo and Gollum had the ring to detect it's use. In the movie, this is accelerated and I admit ambiguous. Part of the problem with adapting books to film.

      in FOTR Saruman turns evil, he gets a bunch of orcs and starts cutting down trees. But when Gandalf shows up to talk to Saruman and get advice, he is completely taken by surprise by Saruman's change of heart. Didn't he notice all the orcs and tree stumps outside of Orthanc?

      Hmmmm did you actually *watch* the movie? When Gandalf visits Saruman he hasn't started to chop down trees or allow his orcs to roam free yet. He did not know the ring had been found. Rather he was secretly looking for it himself. Meanwhile, knowing any info on it would come to him since he was known to know the most about the ring, he kept up the guise of a good wizard. Only after gandalf tells him it's been found does he openly let the orcs out and start his scortched earth policy.

      Speaking of Gandalf's weed smoking, is that why it took him so freaking long to figure out that Bilbo's ring was the "one ring"? What was it, about 50 years he had to figure it out?

      Gandalf was never an expert on the one ring. Saruman was the one considered the expert in Ring lore. The ring had been presumed lost at the bottom of the Anduin river. Why should he thing a magic ring Bilbo found in the mountains would be the one ring? Besides, Gandalf didn;t live in the shire either. He only visited it, and infrequently at that. Only after time had passes and he began to notice strange things about Bilbo did he start to wonder. Even then he wasn't sure. Not until he went to Minas Tirith and found Isildurs accoutn fo the ring, did he even have the knowlege to be able to determine if it was the one ring.

      Why is it that no one knows that the ring is "Isuldur's Bane"? We know that Elrond knew, and Aragorn seems to know and we also know that Isuldur wrote about the ring. But it's apparently a huge suprise to Boromir, Farimir, and the other dudes from Gondor. Even Gandalf doesn't know at first.

      I not sure I even understand this question.

      Isildur died over 2000 years ago. The ring passed out of knowlege. It wasn't something that was taught in gradeschool all throughout middle earth. It became legend and myth. Boromir heard the term 'Isildurs bane' from a dream he had. There's no reason he would just KNOW what that was. The ring had been all but forgotten by all except the very wise (elves and wizards, etc)

      -Why is it that the Witch-king is invincible to men, but females and hobbits can kick his ass?

      It's never said he's invicible. A seer predicted he would not die by the hand of man. That is quite different than being invicicble.

      The eagles: Why not get one of those big eagles to fly Frodo to Mordor, drop the ring into the fire, and leave? It would have saved everyone a lot of grief. Yeah, some people say Sauron would have seen the eagle coming. But it worked for Gandalf to leave Orthanc, and it worked to pick up the hobbits at the end of ROTK. It would have worked to take the ring to Mordor too.

      Sauron would have seen the eagles coming. Nazgul were patrolling the skys of mordor and Mount doom is quite a bit into the heart of the country. No easy task to sneak an e

    63. Re:What's the big deal? by cybercuzco · · Score: 1

      Whats even more interesting is if you read history and wonder if tolkien cribbed something from it. For example, there was a french principality of aragon. Did tolken know this? Did he take that name intentionally? Im sure if you looked into the linguistic backgrounds of all the names in the book, there would be a little nugget of interest behind them. Thats depth, more than just neo being an anagram for one. More like Bilbo being a word for ring bearer in anchient egyptian or something.

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    64. Re:What's the big deal? by tuffy · · Score: 1
      -Why is it that as soon as Frodo puts on the ring Sauron and the wraiths know where he is, but when Bilbo and Gollum wore the ring they didn't know?

      The wraiths know he's wearing the ring only when close enough to see him. Just like Sauron only knows he has the ring when Frodo claims it as his own. Simply using the ring isn't enough to give away its location unless there are wraiths about.

      -in FOTR Saruman turns evil, he gets a bunch of orcs and starts cutting down trees. But when Gandalf shows up to talk to Saruman and get advice, he is completely taken by surprise by Saruman's change of heart. Didn't he notice all the orcs and tree stumps outside of Orthanc? The Ents sure as hell noticed. Maybe Saruman was right about Gandalf smoking too much weed.

      Saruman didn't start the destruction until after Gandalf had been captured. Perhaps you've been smoking too much weed.

      -Speaking of Gandalf's weed smoking, is that why it took him so freaking long to figure out that Bilbo's ring was the "one ring"? What was it, about 50 years he had to figure it out?

      -Why is it that no one knows that the ring is "Isuldur's Bane"? We know that Elrond knew, and Aragorn seems to know and we also know that Isuldur wrote about the ring. But it's apparently a huge suprise to Boromir, Farimir, and the other dudes from Gondor. Even Gandalf doesn't know at first.

      Sauron figures out about the ring because of Gollum's trip to Mordor. Gandalf figures it out both by fire and process of elimination. The rest don't figure it out until Gandalf tells them.

      -Why is it that the Witch-king is invincible to men, but females and hobbits can kick his ass?

      It was prophecied that no man would kill the Witch-King. He had no particular invulnerability; it was just his fate to not be killed by a man.

      -The eagles: Why not get one of those big eagles to fly Frodo to Mordor, drop the ring into the fire, and leave? It would have saved everyone a lot of grief. Yeah, some people say Sauron would have seen the eagle coming. But it worked for Gandalf to leave Orthanc, and it worked to pick up the hobbits at the end of ROTK. It would have worked to take the ring to Mordor too.

      The eagles don't do whatever Gandalf tells them to. If Gandalf could command them, he wouldn't need a horse. The eagles obey Manwe and he won't interfere because of men sinned and broke the Ban of the Valar; after that, men have to solve their own problems. The eagles help out at the end because by then the problem had been solved and men had in part repented for their earlier transgression.

      -Why does Bilbo turn almost instantly old and feeble after he gives up the ring, but when Gollum gives up the ring he doesn't get any older?

      Bilbo grows old because of the seventeen years that pass between his farewell party and Frodo's departure from the shire.

      --

      Ita erat quando hic adveni.

    65. Re:What's the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Balrog was a demi-god that had been loitering around for a long time. No more explination is really necessiary.

      The Orcs are mutilated Elfs. They were produced through lots of effort on the part of powerful wizards.

      The West. This doesn't need explained either.

      All of these can be explained in much greater detail, but this is all you need to know to enjoy the movies.

    66. Re:What's the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Who was the Balrog of Morgoth? (what was he doing there?)"

      Morgoth, in the common language of LOTR, means "The enemy of the World". His real name was Melkor, and
      he was one of the Valar (Semi-gods that created the earth as we know it). As melkor was the most powerful and intelligent of the Valar, he soon felt the need to create his own "earth", thus hating the rest of the Valar and Iluvatar (THE God, who created them all.)

      Soon enough, Melkor started turning some of the Maia (lesser gods helping the Valar) into the darkness. He formed an army of his own, in order
      to fight against and destroy the earth, so he can materialize his own vision of a perfect earth.
      The most powerful, the strongest of the Maia was Sauron, who joined Melkor. Lots of others turned
      to the darkess as well. They are the Balrogs.

      "Who are the orks as a race? (i know they were elves, but what exactly happened)"

      Pretty much the same thing that happened to Maia that turned into Balrogs. As far as I remember the book doesn't explain much about the change of appearance, but i could be wrong.

      "Where exactly were the elves going when they were leaving Middle Earth?"

      They were going to Valinor.
      Valinor is the only place that didn't get burned, broken or in any other way corrupted by the darkness of Morgoth. It's the place without death, and is a faithful reproduction of Iluvatar's vision of earth as some kind of paradise. It's were the Valar live, and only elves (and wizards) can go there, since elves are the only creatures that are able to travel in a straight line -- The earth was not always round. Valinor used to exist
      within the boundaries of the earth, but one day Melkor tricked a great army of men into believing that the Valar were plotting to destroy mankind. So, this army entered Valinor with the intention of destroying the Valar... so they got a little pissed off and made the earth round, so that men can no longer travel in a straight line or reach Valinor.

    67. Re:What's the big deal? by pizzaman100 · · Score: 1
      Hmmmm did you actually *watch* the movie? When Gandalf visits Saruman he hasn't started to chop down trees or allow his orcs to roam free yet. He did not know the ring had been found. Rather he was secretly looking for it himself. Meanwhile, knowing any info on it would come to him since he was known to know the most about the ring, he kept up the guise of a good wizard. Only after gandalf tells him it's been found does he openly let the orcs out and start his scortched earth policy.

      In this case the movie is more plausible than the books. The books make clear that Saruman has been destroying the trees for some time.

      Sauron would have seen the eagles coming. Nazgul were patrolling the skys of mordor and Mount doom is quite a bit into the heart of the country. No easy task to sneak an eagle in under the radar. Especially since the Eagles were quite certainly known enemies of Sauron.

      Yes, but at first the Nazgul rode horses instead of flying. And but there was a time when the Nazgul were out of comission - during the council of Elrond. That's when they could have taken the Eagle into Mordor.

      Anyway's thanks for the dialouge, I am a fan of the books, BTW. :)

    68. Re:What's the big deal? by KirkH · · Score: 1

      -Speaking of Gollum, how does he become buddies with Shelob? I kinda got the impression that she was an "eat first and ask questions later" spider. She should have eaten Gollum the first time they met.

      They are not buddies. Gollum simply knows where she lives and leads the hobbits into her lair, knowing they'll be eaten. At no time does he make some kind of deal with her, as you seem to be suggesting.

      -What do the orcs eat? There's no food in Moria, and Mordor is barren, and wherever the orcs go they slash and burn. At least in Warcraft the orcs are required to build little farms.

      This question never occured to me, personally. But your thesis that there is no food in Moria or Mordor is not fact. Rats, mushrooms in Moria perhaps? Mordor may be barren, but that doesn't preclude some animals/plants from living there. You're really stretching for holes now.

    69. Re:What's the big deal? by japhmi · · Score: 1

      What do the orcs eat? There's no food in Moria, and Mordor is barren, and wherever the orcs go they slash and burn.

      In RotK (the book), the great slave-labor farms in the south of Mordor beyond the ash and smoke and other bad stuff is described. They also eat meat - including human flesh. In Moria, they could have hunted and foraged outside of the caves. Or found the source of the Dwarves' food, as it was a great city of the Dwarves' before.

      Besides, something like 'where does the food come from' isn't something you usually put in a movie. Where did anyone's food come from? We're not usually told things like that - they aren't 'plot holes' they're details which are usually borring for a story.

      --
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    70. Re:What's the big deal? by pizzaman100 · · Score: 1
      They are not buddies. Gollum simply knows where she lives and leads the hobbits into her lair, knowing they'll be eaten. At no time does he make some kind of deal with her, as you seem to be suggesting.

      In the book Gollum actualy goes ahead of the hobbits and warns Shelob that they're coming. There is a deal made. The deal is - gollum brings the two hobbits, and Shelob gets to kill and eat them. In return Gollum gets any possesions they may have (ie the ring). Shelob doesn't care about the ring. Like the balrog, her evil is old and independent of Sauron.

    71. Re:What's the big deal? by magiluke · · Score: 1

      Maybe if you read all of the Matrix books before you saw the movie, you would think the same about it.

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      -Magiluke

      Earl Grey, Hot.

    72. Re:What's the big deal? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      I know I'm going to get flamed and mod'ed into oblivion for this, but seriously, what's the big deal about LotR?

      I'm not going to flame, since it appears that your are serious in your inquiry. But I will correct some of your misconceptions.

      What's the big deal? Simply that The Lord of the Rings is one of the major English language novels in the past century. It was loved by millions decades before Peter Jackson decided to make a movie of it. It's a timeless story. Even my mother likes it, and she absolutely abhors fantasy and science fiction.

      Then Peter Jackson comes along and makes an excellent cinematic translation of it. This has been attempted before, but each time had fallen far, far short of the novel.

      The big deal is that those of us who love The Lord of the Rings are finally seeing it visualized in a truly stunning manner.

      Why do people lash out viciously at movies that actually make an attempt a real depth (Matrix), while simultaneously holding up the LotR as the cinematic "Gold Standard?"

      Oooh! Value judgements! Can I play too? The first Matrix may have some small depth to it, but the only depth of the second one was how far is had fallen in comparison to the first. While it may have been a "fun" movie to watch, it was incredibly shallow. It was like watching someone else playing a video game. If it hadn't taken itself so seriously, it would have been much better.

      On the other hand, not too many people are holding up LOTR as the "gold standard" of cinema. While I'm sure some are, aren't you making the same mistake by trying to place Matrix in that spot instead?

      Why do people bitch and complain that the Matrix was too much gobbledygook (translation: they didn't understand, and hate movies that challenge them to think about it anywhere beyond the concession stand on their way out), then act like LotR is this untouchable masterpiece?

      I lied. I am going to flame.

      Going out past the concession stand after seeing Matrix 2, I definitely was not thinking about the movie. The rewarmed second hand philosophies presented were not worth the effort. If you found it truly worth thinking about, then I suggest you get out into the real world more often. Start reading literature above the level of Marvel Comics. If you were that impressed with the ideas in the Matrix, don't you dare read any of the classic French novelists though, or you might end up in the hospital!

      There's this ring. It's evil. It has to be destroyed. That's where we left off after the first one. "Two Towers" and 3 hours later, that's STILL where we are. Still got that ring. Still has to be destroyed.

      I bet you hated the Odyssey as well. Chapter one, still not home. Chapter two, still not home. Chapter three, defeated this witch, but still not home. Chapter four, still not home.

      Let me summarize what happened, since you were so focused on that ring thing. By the end of the first movie, Frodo goes from being a slacker with a silly grin on his face, to deciding to leave his friends behind for their own safety. Sam goes from being a drinking buddy to being a faithful companion, Legolas and Gimli go from being bitter rivals to close friends. And Boromir could be a complete movie just by himself. I'm sure you get the point by now, without having to delve into the second movie.

      If all you think a movie is about is the final climax, you've been watching them all wrong. But then, I suspect you probably read mystery novels last chapter first.

      but the LotR seems to shy completely away from them, afraid of challenging (and alienating) their audience.

      Every movie doesn't need to be an essay on refried 19th century philosophy. Sometimes just a story about characters and their struggles is good enough. And of course, good acting, storytelling and cinematography are added bonuses.

      --
      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    73. Re:What's the big deal? by AFairlyNormalPerson · · Score: 1

      Just to let you know... the extended edition of the 1st film has interviews with scholars regarding the interpretation of The Ring and the actions of the characters and how these metaphors relate to Tolkien and the events he experienced in his life. Unfortunately, the discussion is far too involved to be concisely repeated here - so if you are interested, I suggest visiting the extensions of the DVD. -Norm

    74. Re:What's the big deal? by Creedo · · Score: 1

      "'The Lord of the Rings' is of course a fundamentally religious and Catholic work; unconsciously so at first, but consciously in the revision," Tolkien wrote in a letter in 1953 to Robert Murray, a Jesuit priest.
      So, yes, by Tolkien's words, LoTR is Christian. Quite frankly, as another Catholic, I seem to get more from the books than when I read it as an atheist, even more so than my Protestant friends and family. To me, it seems that Tolkien is talking in a special language. The little things he mentions, like lembas(and the Catholic belief in Eucharist), click for me. The reflection of the threefold mission of Christ(priest, prophet and king reflected in Frodo, Gandalf and Aragorn, respectively). The existence of absolute truth(Aragorn's words to Eomer regarding how one is to judge in these times) and absolute evil(the Ring is evil, and will pervert all attempts to do good with it). The Noldor fall from grace. The almost-redemption of Gollum(who is the character I personally identify with the most). The test of Galadriel. And on and on. To treat it as a 'swords and sorcery' tale is to ignore the view Tolkien held.

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    75. Re:What's the big deal? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      In the books, Sauron was defeated by strength of arms. It took both Elendil and Gil-Galad, the two greatest warriors at the time, to defeat Sauron in personal combat. They threw him down, but died in the attempt. Isildur cut the ring off of Sauron's hand AFTER he had been defeated.

      The movie version of the ring taking was a bit cheesy, but probably worked better on the screen than Tolkien's expository account would have.

      --
      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    76. Re:What's the big deal? by HoldmyCauls · · Score: 1

      You mean you really missed it? While the Matrix represents society, or government, or something very abstract that we all feel like rebelling against, the One Ring represents something none of us should ever have, something we would all kill for, and something that could destroy us all. It is not the kind of thing that rappers, h^Hcrackers and terrorists feel like they're fighting against by acting tough and lashing out, but rather what the good and small and weak in all of us must defend against. The two stories are complimentary, but it takes a very balanced person to see that. Not to offend anyone, but having a decent grasp on the meaning of both will make one a very understanding and thoughtful person.

      On a side note, I won't see "Revolutions" until Monday, so I'm not sure what kind of depth the Matrix trilogy represents as a whole.

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    77. Re:What's the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -What do the orcs eat?

      Each other?

    78. Re:What's the big deal? by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      > C.S. Lewis was actually an atheist until his talks with Tolkien led him to convert.

      --Are you sure it wasn't the other way around? (Got a link? I'm merely curious.)

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      .
      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
    79. Re:What's the big deal? by TheFr00n · · Score: 1

      Nay, the flames are not for thee, troll. But only because I assume that you posted this before the second Matrix film came out, and the post fell through a time warp and entered the list now.

      I understood well the first Matrix, and agree with you about it's depth and wonder. But starting with the second film, the producers began to work really hard to try and dispell any impression you had that this was a serious film. Wait, we said, we know what you're saying but you're just choosing to interpret this film as superficial and crap. The third one will bring it into perspective!

      How wrong we were.

      But since we're onto this thing of comparing Matrix to LOTR: think about this. Matrix is (among many other things, granted) a tale of how Neos power grows and grows until he smites the evil. As such, it's a classic persuit-of-power/now-you-are-ready/save-the-world sort of a film.

      LOTR, by comparison, is a tale of trying to get rid of power. This ring is horribly powerful, we must get rid of it. In the end, it's actually only destroyed because of Frodo's extreme weakness. And though the world is saved from Sauron, it is irrevocably changed, and grace (the elves) passes from Middle Earth.

      Of course, PJ is just focussing on the battle scenes, mostly.

      You ask, what gives? The Books give. We (the Tolkein freaks) flock to see the movies because of how moved we are by the books. There is layer upon layer upon layer in the books, and to this day I cannot read them without discovering new things, or stopping to cry in certain bits.

      I do see your point about the silliness of holding up LOTR as a gold standard - it's not. At best, it's a tiny window onto something bigger. But it's not about the movies.

      I, too, will see the third film, several times. I will not go and see it to see how PJ has mangled the story, or to see Evil Cast Down, or to see Aragorn snog Liv Tyler. I will see it because I want to see Minas Tirith. I will see it because I want to be there when Rohan rides onto the Pelenor singing. I will see it because I want to see a world I have spent so much time in, on screen.

      Not because Peter made a particularly clever movie.


      --
      "By Grabthar's Hammer, what a savings."
    80. Re:What's the big deal? by Rallion · · Score: 0

      And that thing about it being a story told to his kids...The Hobbit was, probably. But not LotR. He hated writing it by the end, but he had more than one good reason to finish it. I'm just glad he did.

    81. Re:What's the big deal? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Why do people lash out viciously at movies that actually make an attempt a
      > real depth (Matrix), while simultaneously holding up the LotR as the
      > cinematic "Gold Standard?"

      Okay, it may be a bit hard to tell from just the movies, but if you read the
      books, LOTR has a good deal more depth than the Matrix. If they hadn't had to
      shorten the movies so much, they might have done a little better. (When I
      first heard they were going to do the LOTR in three movies, I was disgusted.
      There's enough materiel in them for at *least* five movies, and that's if you
      cut everything you can cut, cut some more, and make the movies 3 hours long.
      The movies as they stand don't do much more than give you a small taste; they
      certainly don't have the rich epic historical "lore" flavour of the books.)

      > But there's really nothing cool to discuss about them, is there?

      If you want to know enough to discuss them, you need to read the books. The
      movies are just showing you snapshots; they don't *explain* anything. They
      don't even include all the major *action* scenes, much less the things worth
      discussing.

      Does the Matrix have depth? A little. It goes into the nature of reality,
      the basic epistemological question, and has a little time left for the
      characters to disagree about the role of fate. The LOTR (books) also
      discuss all of these things, and a great many more things as well. The
      discerning reader will discover (among other things) that Tolkein intended
      for you to realise that these events are deep in the past of our Earth, a
      part of our own prehistory. You can see it in the etymology of words, in
      bits and pieces of lore that we've inherited as small sayings and nursery
      rhymes that don't make complete sense until you read LOTR, and in the small
      bits of information that come out in the interactions between the characters,
      which require reading the whole work for you to piece them together and get
      the whole picture.

      If you haven't read the LOTR books, you should. They're easily the single
      most significant work in the fantasy genre, and formitive for almost all
      other works in the genre; that in itself is good enough reason to read them.
      The movies don't begin to do them justice.

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    82. Re:What's the big deal? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > I don't think you can compare it to LOTR in it's depth. Maybe it's because
      > I've read the books...

      It's because you've read the books, defnitely. The LOTR movies are so
      abbreviated, they leave out too much for you to pick up on the depth, unless
      you have also read the books. The first movie is like a race, and the second
      is like an action adventure. Neither contains much of the lore that makes
      the books so interesting.

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      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    83. Re:What's the big deal? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > IT'S JUST A GREAT STORY

      There's one thing you may have missed: it's a little bit on the subtle side
      (particularly compared to the Matrix, which is about as subtle as water is
      dry), but LOTR is intended to be viewed initially as a story, but, once you
      get into it and develop mimesis, you are intended to think of it as history,
      or, perhaps, something out of prehistory, of our own Earth.

      LOTR does also have philosophical elements to it, but they aren't the point.
      The philosophical questions (e.g., regarding the role of fate) are approached
      in the normal, everyday sort of way as the characters wrestle with the events
      of their lives.

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    84. Re:What's the big deal? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > "Hamlet" didn't provoke any life-altering questions about the state
      > of reality... it's still a pretty darn good story.

      Hamlet may not discuss the nature of reality, but it does discuss some
      equally interesting questions, most notably the nature of sanity. IMO,
      it is Shakespeare's best work.

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      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    85. Re:What's the big deal? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Even 9+ hours isn't enough.

      Not by half. The movies don't *tell* the story. They sort of expose you to
      bits and *pieces* of the story. Entire major action scenes are ommitted, to
      say *nothing* of important subplots, major characters, huge amounts of dialog
      and character development, ... in short, most of the story is left out, in
      order to somehow *squeeze* the thing into nine measley hours.

      It's a fourty-hour story, at least, if you read it. It could probably have
      been squeezed into eighteen hours (six three-hour installments) for movie
      purposes and would have been excellent and not felt slow at all. That's
      leaving out the entire wealth of information in the appendix, almost all of
      the information from the other books (including Bilbo's There and Back Again),
      and some of the less essential details from the main body of LOTR, as well as
      reducing the descriptive passages to quick camera shots and other usual types
      of movie-adaptation-shortening, and condensing a lot of the dialog to the
      minimum amount that would convey the most interesting and vital information.

      If you doubt this, you need to read the books. There's a LOT more stuff in
      there than the movies portrayed. Six books, actually -- bundled as two books
      per volume, traditionally, with the appendix added to the last volume. There
      ought to have been six movies: "Flight to Rivendell", "The Nine Walkers",
      "Isengard", "Road to Mordor", "Gondor's Defense", "Mount Doom". Only the
      last might reasonably have been shorter than three hours, without leaving
      out very much important stuff. (The ending of the book has a lot of long,
      anticlimactic partings, which could have been greatly abbreviated for the
      movies, without losing a great deal, though they are included in the books
      for good reasons.)

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      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    86. Re:What's the big deal? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > (except *maybe* the bible but I think he beat that too?)

      No, not even close. LOTR is a massively major piece of literature, formitive
      for an entire genre, on par with Hamlet, the Illiad, and a very small handful
      of other major works -- but it does not approach the Bible, not in terms of
      the number of copies printed, not in terms of the number of people who have
      read it, not in terms of the number of times it has been translated, not in
      terms of the number of hours people spend studying it, and not in terms of
      the influence it has had on other literature. In my house we have two
      complete copies of LOTR, plus an extra copy of FOTR. We also have two of
      The Hobbit, one Silmarillion, a Smith of Wotten Major and Farmer Giles of
      Ham, and a Tolkein Reader. Care to guess how many copies of the Bible we've
      got sitting around? (Hint: more than all those put together, easily.)
      Care to guess which sees more use?

      This is not to demean LOTR. It's one of perhaps three or four works in the
      English language that people who don't speak English natively might seriously
      want to learn English in order to study (international trade language issues
      aside). That's a big deal. There are three or four such works in Greek
      (the New Testament, the Illiad, and Socrates' Dialogues (I don't consider
      Elements to be literature per se)), several in Sanskrit, a couple in Latin,
      some poetry in French, and a small handful of other works in assorted
      languages. Pretty elite company. (Then there's Klingon... but Trekkies
      are fanatics.) Nobody's learning English so they can better understand the
      Matrix. But *lots* of people learn *two* languages -- both of them *dead*
      languages -- for the sole purpose of studying the Bible. A few of people
      even learn a third one (Aramaic) for studying just a few passages (mainly,
      the middle part of Daniel). Then they spend decades of their lives,
      double-digit hours per week, studying it. Thousands of people do this.
      LOTR gets pretty good devotion, but not like that.

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    87. Re:What's the big deal? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Also, LOTR does not inspire stuff like this.

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      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    88. Re:What's the big deal? by nathanh · · Score: 1
      If you doubt this, you need to read the books. There's a LOT more stuff in there than the movies portrayed. Six books, actually -- bundled as two books per volume, traditionally, with the appendix added to the last volume. There ought to have been six movies: "Flight to Rivendell", "The Nine Walkers", "Isengard", "Road to Mordor", "Gondor's Defense", "Mount Doom".

      I don't doubt it in the slightest! I trust you're speaking to the "royal you" and not to me in particular.

      I agree with your 40+ hour estimate. However I also understand why the studios didn't fund such an extravagence. Trilogies are acceptable but anything longer becomes the object of ridicule. Consider the number of snide jokes about Jaws and Rocky films. The majority of movie viewers will pay to see three movies but will balk at the fourth. The studios were constrained by what the majority of people were willing to watch.

      Also I suspect some parts from the LOTR would not work well on the silver screen. I'm thinking specifically of the swathes of poetry and unusual characters like Tom Bombadil. The parts that have been kept for the movie are well suited for special effects and suspense: that's what keeps the paying customers happy!

      That said, I think Peter Jackson and the script writers Frances Walsh and Philippa Boyens did a fantastic job with the 9+ hours they were given. Considering how much material they've had to slash it's amazing that the movies are as complete as they are. The movies don't capture every detail from the books and some liberties have been taken but the overall feel of the story has been retained. I think that's a feat worth applauding.

  16. Re:GOLLUM DIES IN TTT by 3seas · · Score: 2, Funny

    I really don't think Peter Jackson sees himself in such authority to re-write the story that much.
    Else he'd be thrown into the fire of Mt.Doom by Tolken fans with big feet.

  17. Yes, but are they going to release... by revividus · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ...the "based on the book by J.R.R.Tolkien" edition?

    They are still fantastic movies, of course. But when I watched the Two Towers again, recently, with my wife, every time she asked me, "Was that in the book?" I found that I had to say, "Well, no, not really."

    1. Re:Yes, but are they going to release... by danormsby · · Score: 1

      Where is Goldberry in the first film anyway? I went to the cinema in boots of yellow any no-one I went with got it.

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      Omnis amans amens
    2. Re:Yes, but are they going to release... by JPelorat · · Score: 1

      It *is* based on the book. What it's not is "verbatim from the book by J.R.R. Tolkien". They'll need to have a medical breakthrough in ass transplants before they could ever do something like that, cos it'd be about 50 hours long.

      The fact that PJ took some events and made them his own is just something you'll have to deal with. He's explained the reasons for it quite well, though.

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      Hokey statistics and ancient misconceptions are no match for a good thought in your head, kid!
    3. Re:Yes, but are they going to release... by aliens · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I'm sorry but last I checked it wasn't the Fellowship of the Ring Screenplay by JRR Tolkien.

      So many people get their panties in a bunch cause it's not verbatim and some things were changed, removed, added.

      Personally I can't think of anyone other than Jackson I would want to do these movies. So far he gets a A+++ and another + is coming for him after i watch the TT: Extended.

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    4. Re:Yes, but are they going to release... by thenextpresident · · Score: 1

      Never.

      As mentioned by Peter Jackson and the other writers of the screenplay, it couldn't be done. Having read the books many times, I tend to agree. For example, if they had filmed the council of Elrond to the book, it would have been dreadfully long.

      I agree, there are scenes that I miss (Tom and the wight, for example), but as they said, "The never say they didn't go there, they just don't mention it..." =)

      Yeah, the Two Towers they added some things. But I don't feel any of it was wrong, or that Tolkien would have not approved. Me? I am happy that PJ and the rest did as good a job as they did. It could have turned out a LOT worse. The films were obviously done with a lot of attention to detail. And as they said, when they made changes, they made the changes carefully.

      Though, I am sure you understand all I just said.

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      Jason Lotito
    5. Re:Yes, but are they going to release... by gfxguy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem isn't simply that he changed things... There were so many things he skipped so that he could add things that simply didn't belong (many people have already pointed out the Faramir stuff, and the Aragorn/Arwen dream sequence).

      It's not annoying so much to condense something (like Theoden being possesed rather than somewhat brainwashed). Even though I'd have preferred to see the confrontation between Saruman and Gandalf face to face (one of my favorite parts of the book), at least I can understand why it had to be condensed.

      What bothers me is that that part was condensed so that Faramir could go completely out of character and we can see Arwen again.

      I still think the movies are beautiful, it's just sad knowing that they will probably never get a treatment like this again - it was a one shot deal to finally do it right, and not only does it get condensed, but things are fundamentally changed.

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      Stupid sexy Flanders.
    6. Re:Yes, but are they going to release... by mrscorpio · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm guessing that we'll see that confrontation at the front part of the Return of the King actually...far too pivotal of a scene to get rid of entirely.

      I used to have a problem, like many, with the Arwen stuff in the first two movies. But think about this - she is not mentioned except in passing reference in the book until she reappears to become queen at the end. They don't have the time in the movies to have Gandalf and Elrond sitting and talking about her for half an hour like in the book, so some liberties were taken to include her to avoid the moviegoer reaction of "Who is this? Uhhh, Aragorn has a girlfriend/wife now? Ok?" at the end.

      I'm in agreement with you on Faramir, however. That I can't rationalize :)

      Chris

    7. Re:Yes, but are they going to release... by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      It took me a while to find Tolkien's out of print early works "Legolas' Guide to Shield Surfing" and "Some Notes on the Saxon Phrase - Dwerrow'tossin". Now I can happily say that the films are canonical.

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    8. Re:Yes, but are they going to release... by revividus · · Score: 1
      What it's not is "verbatim from the book by J.R.R. Tolkien".... The fact that PJ took some events and made them his own is just something you'll have to deal with

      I thought I had taken the time to say that I did like the movies. Some of the things PJ changed, however, such as Arwen, Faramir, Aragorn falling in a river and "returning from the dead", and elves of Lothlorien at Helm's Deep, I choose to deal with by thinking they are among the stupidest ideas I have ever seen.

      PJ has explained well the reasons for cutting things out -- of course it would be too long. But I have never heard a good explanation for making stuff up.

      Besides that, the original post was not intended to be insightful; it was a joke.

    9. Re:Yes, but are they going to release... by revividus · · Score: 1
      Oh, I totally understand, and agree. My original post wasn't intended to be insightful.

      It's not the scenes that were cut that bug me as much as those that were added or changed; and even though they bug me, there certainly don't prevent me from loving the movies.

      The only thing is, given that it is unlikely another director will ever have the chance, in the near future, to protray LOTR on this scale, with this sort of budget -- there are a few things (Faramir's portrayal stands out) that I really wish he hadn't done.

      ...but that's just me.

    10. Re:Yes, but are they going to release... by DenOfEarth · · Score: 1

      ...the "based on the book by J.R.R.Tolkien" edition?

      Have you considered that the movie screen is a fundamentally different medium than the novel? The standard cliche of the book always being better than the movie comes from the fact that ones imagination plays a crucial role in realizing the characters and their troubles/vicotries, as opposed to trying to see an actor convey those emotions. All said, I think Peter Jackson is doing as good a job as can be done, and I stand by my opinion that were he to follow the plot of the books exactly, the movie would be, well, rather long and boring. As an example, the Two Towers constantly jumps between the three seperate storylines of Merry/Pippin, Aragorn, and Frodo/Sam/gollum. This keeps the plot going all of the time, hence making it easier to stay in your seat and watch the entire story in one sitting (try doing that with the book). Could you imagine if they did it exactly as in the book?

      The plot would move for a while, there would be a gigantic battle occuring at helms deep, and then the story would stop, changing to the story of Frodo'/Sam/Gollum for the last hour of the movie. For the film medium, this would clearly suck, as the most obviously compelling character in the story (and that particular chapter of the story), would not be in the movie until the end...in which case his character would have to be developed after the film had already reached a climax with the battle of helms deep.

      I'm not sure about you, but I wouldn't want to see the exact sequence of events in the book translated on screen. Tolkein is a great author, but does he know how to write a screenplay? I give my full kudos to Peter Jackson for making a film that is astonishing to watch in its own right, yet remains fully (and I mean fully) in the spirit of the books. There should be more film-makers like him.

    11. Re:Yes, but are they going to release... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "But I have never heard a good explanation for making stuff up."

      Then you didn't pay attention to TTT. It's in there.

    12. Re:Yes, but are they going to release... by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

      Hear hear!

      Thanks for expressing so eloquently how I've felt about all the griping about "they didn't follow the book exactly, so it sucks".

      By the way, did you get your handle from Heavy Metal?

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    13. Re:Yes, but are they going to release... by DenOfEarth · · Score: 1

      Yes I did get my handle from heavy metal. Thanks for noticing...I think you are the first

    14. Re:Yes, but are they going to release... by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

      The Lochnar is MINE! Give it back Bitch!

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    15. Re:Yes, but are they going to release... by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Pay attention to the criticisms. Folks (myself included) are not criticizing that books need to be adapted to the screen, we're criticizing the NEEDLESS changes.

      Jackson is totally assassinating characters, and raping fundamental themes that are throughout the book.

      Changing the subtle war of philosophy between good and evil in the conversation of Saruman and Gandalf's first meeting in Isengard to a stupid wizard fistfight is what we are complaining about. Changing Saruman from a scheming wizard pretending to serve Sauron to get the ring for himself and eventually replace Sauron into a stooge of Sauron who utters the totally forgettable cliche: We cannot defeat the evil, we must join with it, is an unforgiveable treatment of the books.

      The fact is, a proper screen adaptation of LOTR would be like a Ghandi, or Lawrence of Arabia or a Chariots of Fire. What we got instead was Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

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  18. No, George Lucas didn't direct this film by Dusabre · · Score: 0

    Lucasarts?

  19. Marathon showings. by -kertrats- · · Score: 4, Informative

    A complete listing of showings for the marathon can be seen here

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    1. Re:Marathon showings. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      NOT informative.

      this is for the extended edition's only not the complete 3 movie marathon.

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    2. Re:Marathon showings. by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

      No, you're wrong. This is for, and I repeat again, EE FOTR, EE TTT, ROTK. All in a row.

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    3. Re:Marathon showings. by thelenm · · Score: 1

      Uhhh... but if you didn't buy tickets within about 10 minutes of them going on sale last month, or if you don't have several hundred dollars to buy them from a scalper on eBay, you might not want to bother showing up.

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  20. wheres the spider? by peter303 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In Toklein's TTT, the cliff-hanger ending is Shelob the spider almost ends the quest. I guess Jackson moved this to the part III for some reason or the other.

    1. Re:wheres the spider? by tuffy · · Score: 1
      In Toklein's TTT, the cliff-hanger ending is Shelob the spider almost ends the quest. I guess Jackson moved this to the part III for some reason or the other.

      Jackson took the cliffhanger ending out of FotR too. I suppose if the audience has sat three hours for a movie and won't see the next one for nearly a year, he figured ending it on a cliffhanger wouldn't sit well with them.

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    2. Re:wheres the spider? by musikit · · Score: 0

      i heard it was because of harry potter having a spider scene. they didn't want two spider scenes in two movies released right next to each other

    3. Re:wheres the spider? by Martin+Doudoroff · · Score: 5, Informative

      Answer: running time. The movies have shifted end points because the books are of different length, RotK being the shortest. Any time you make a film for theatrical distribution, running time is a huge problem, because long run times cut down on the number of screenings per day, which cuts into ticket sales revenue potential.

      It is to Jackson's credit that he is taking full advantage of the DVD to release a version of each film that does not take theatrical scheduling into account.

      You'll get the spider in December.

    4. Re:wheres the spider? by darthv506 · · Score: 1

      I think they are going to be leaving out the whole "Scouring of the Shire" part of ROTK book, so they had to switch speeds a little on the movies to account for that. And ROTK is the shortest of the 3 "books", IIRC... so moving the Shellob part to the 3rd movie makes sense.

    5. Re:wheres the spider? by Seomus · · Score: 0

      I can't remember where I saw it, maybe on the interviews on the regular length DVD, maybe in a print interview, but Jackson says he left Shelob out because it would basically have created 2 climaxes in one movie ( Helm's Deep AND Shelob ). He felt it would screw the pacing.

    6. Re:wheres the spider? by li99sh79 · · Score: 1
      Jackson took the cliffhanger ending out of FotR too. I suppose if the audience has sat three hours for a movie and won't see the next one for nearly a year, he figured ending it on a cliffhanger wouldn't sit well with them.

      What cliffhanger ending to FotR? Granted it's been a while since I've read LotR but i recall the first book ending with Frodo and Sam walking off towards Mordor, and the second book picking up with the funeral of Boromir.

      -sam

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    7. Re:wheres the spider? by tuffy · · Score: 1
      What cliffhanger ending to FotR? Granted it's been a while since I've read LotR but i recall the first book ending with Frodo and Sam walking off towards Mordor, and the second book picking up with the funeral of Boromir.

      The FotR book ends with the fellowship scattered looking for Frodo and Sam, who take off alone toward Mordor. Boromir doesn't die until the start of TTT. The FotR movie shifts those events forward a bit.

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    8. Re:wheres the spider? by PollGuy · · Score: 1

      I used to think strongly that movie TTT would have worked better with Shelob intact, creating a bone fide cliffhanger like the book readers had in the 50s upon publication. But since the movie blended books III and IV, Helm's Deep ends up at the end of the movie TTT. Imagine the last half hour of the movie if Helm's Deep had been made adjacent to the most emotional scene of the entire LoTR (in my opinion). The two climaxes wouldn't have worked well competing with each other.

      I also subscribe to the argument that he is trying to sweeten up RoTK as much as possible -- save the best for last, get some high drama in the first part of RoTK (admittedly lacking in the first part of TTT), sweeten Oscar chances.

    9. Re:wheres the spider? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. He's going to have to put Shelob close to the beginning, and may even open with those scenes: the stairs past Cirith Ungol, Sauron's army marching west, then the caves, Gollum abandoning the Hobbits, the encounter with Shelob, Frodo being bitten and going into a coma, then Sam taking the ring...fade to the credits and follow with the other part of the Fellowship as they leave Isengard.

    10. Re:wheres the spider? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard a number of reasons given, but the main one is that without that scene, there really isn't much left for Frodo, Sam, and Gollum to do in RotK (their time in Mordor is only 3 chapters in the book). So moving the last 3 chapters or so of TTT (I wonder if it will include the scene at the crossroads?) to RotK makes lots of sense.

  21. Re:Extra Footage on seperate DVD release by LordBodak · · Score: 2, Insightful
    New Line has done a great job of (a) making sure that people know the extended release is coming before the plain release comes out and (b) not duplicating any of the supplemental material on the two releases.

    Personally, I think of each movie as being a 6-disc special edition. If they released it that way all at once, the total cost would end up about the same, so what difference does it make?

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  22. Re:Extra Footage on seperate DVD release by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How is it rude?

    Is it rude for Nissan to offer 3 versions of the Z-350? Or is it extra rude for Cadillac to come out with a V-6 version of the CTS and then release a more expensive V-8 CTS. Or horrors GM comes out with a 70K Corvette called the XLR then later comes out with the real Corvetter for 55K.

    "Its a sick way to make $$ and a slap in the face to the fans."

    It's not like anyone is forcing anyone to go buy both versions of TTT or FoTR.

    The first version is for your casual consumer. The second has extra stuff for your serious fanboy.

    Sorry if someone actually coming out with different versions of a DVD for different tastes bothers you to your core.

  23. yes you are by bensgroi · · Score: 0

    there's a reason why there's an extended edition -- unlike the previously cut footage in other movies, the new stuff in the LOTR movies add real scenes with real purpose. the reason they were cut in the first place was to keep the length of the movie down. after all, who's gonna sit through a 4-hour movie in the theater?

    i saw the extra hour or so added back into FOTR, and i was very impressed. it really fleshed out certain parts of the movie.

    i can tell you're not a real LOTR fan. oh yeah, and for whiners like you, the movie was released in its original format months ago

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  24. Thr Ring Cycle -Seeing the Uber-cut in the theatre by hughk · · Score: 1
    I haven't seen the extended FOTR being reissued for a theatre? Does it even exist as a real print, as opposed to the digitally assembled master for the DVDs? I haven't heard of it being available other than as DVD.

    However the thought of three Uber-editions running sequentially in a theatre (think a total of a tad over 11 hours running time) would bring a whole new meaning to the Ring Cycle and endurance. Even Germans, raised on Wagnerian opera may have problems there (usually the other Ring is shown on consecutive nights so you get serious R&R imbetween performances).

    In any case, it kind of dwarfs the other trilogies that have been shown of late (i.e., Matrix).

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  25. sold out immediately by peter303 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yes, but they sold out within hours after the tickets were offered online.

    1. Re:sold out immediately by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Yes, but they sold out within hours after the tickets were offered online.

      Yep, I forgot about it until that evening, by which time it was far too late. I'm not sure how long the window of opportunity was, but undoubtedly not very.

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  26. ITS OUT ONLINE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DVD-R is out.. so for those that have connections we get it early :P

  27. Extended Versions Are Good... by John_Booty · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...hopefully they purchased the extended version of the warranty on their web server as well, now that Slashdot's melted it as if it were dropped directly into the Crack of Doom!

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  28. Waiting for combo-movie directors cut by peter303 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I presume all three movies plus outtakes can be molded into a 12-15 hour special edition. I'd guess there is certain "background material" out there like the description of Hobbittown, the doom of the elves, the earlier wars, etc. that has been filmed, and can be more creatively presented in an expanded edition.

    1. Re:Waiting for combo-movie directors cut by tarogue · · Score: 1

      I'd guess there is certain "background material" out there like the description of Hobbittown, the doom of the elves, the earlier wars, etc.

      You mean the Silmarillion? I seriously doubt that would ever be filmed. Even most hardcore Tolkein fans could barely wade trough that book...

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    2. Re:Waiting for combo-movie directors cut by TedTschopp · · Score: 1

      There is a 16 hour making of documentry that has been made, and from what I have been told there will also be a rather large extra-special edition of these films. There are scenes which were scripted and filmed for TTT that did not make it into this edition.

      Ted Tschopp

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    3. Re:Waiting for combo-movie directors cut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you kidding?

      I first read the Lord of the Rings as a kid, and consider it one of the most significant influences in my early life. I've read it several times since then, each time finding even greater depth and still more to love. No, it's not a profound philosophical work, but it's an act of supreme creation that I still find staggering 28 years after I first encountered it.

      The Silmarillion is even better. It has the "flaws" of not being a novel, of not having a single plotline (despite being split into several narrative threads in LOTR), and of being much more removed from its primary characters. If you like those things in LOTR (which I did) you'll miss them in the Silmarillion. But if you love the richness and depth of the world Tolkien created, the Silmarillion is an extraordinary work.

    4. Re:Waiting for combo-movie directors cut by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      What in the HELL is Hobbittown?!?!?!

    5. Re:Waiting for combo-movie directors cut by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

      You know, I've heard over and over again from many different people and sources that the Silmarillion is difficult to read.

      Frankly, I think it's total BS. I found it a delight to read. Hm... of course, having Asperger's might have something to do with that.

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    6. Re:Waiting for combo-movie directors cut by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      It's south of Frogmorton and east of Brockenborings. Don't you have a map? Sheesh.

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  29. Re:Extra Footage on seperate DVD release by fyonn · · Score: 2, Insightful


    is it too much to ask for patience? do what alot of the rest of us did, wait for the collectors edition. he told us from the start that there would be 2 versions, if you wanted the version with everything all you had to do was wait a few months.

    I would say that he isn't just tryinhg to make money there are two different audiences for the lotr films, the normal moviegoers who want it as they saw it, and the lotr fans who want the full thing. he's catering for both and everyone knew it.

    so don't complain that he's ripping you off just because you didn't have the patience to wait for the version you wanted when it was well known that it would be around a few months later.

    dave

  30. Why See the Movie When You Can Wait for the DVD? by LittleGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've seen only a portion of the trilogy (saw part of "The Two Towers" while snowbound at a con in Baltimore), but my feeling has been to wait until "Return of the King" comes out on DVD, and then collect the set in a Super Extended mode.

    My wife brought up a good point: if the DVD(s) is will be stoked with so many "extra features", how much of an effect will that have on getting people to see the movie? Why bother going at all?

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  31. And Oklahoma by Nino+the+Mind+Boggle · · Score: 1

    Our DVD of Oklahoma has the intermission.

    Come to think of it, we have a VHS copy of Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang, and it includes the intermission as well.

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  32. Here you go... by UncleBiggims · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Here you go... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      NOT!

      that is the list of those showing the extended editions NOT those showing the 3 movie marathon.

      try again please.

      BTW, I know this as I called the 2 local theatres listed on that page and they are NOT doing the special event.

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  33. One word by Stiletto · · Score: 4, Insightful


    Pretentiousness

    That's what separates the Rings trilogy from the Matrix's gobbledygook.

    They are both fantasy stories, but Rings doesn't try to be much else. Rings isn't trying to mix heavy religious themes, moral allegory (Tolkien himself hated allegory) and pseudo-philosophy into it's storyline. It's just a cool fantasy story.

    The Matrix on the other hand, tries to look "deep" and "heavy" where in reality, the themes and ideas it presents have already been exhaustively discussed in PHIL 101. The Matrix trilogy tries so hard to be important that it ends up a parody of itself.

    1. Re:One word by mrandre · · Score: 1

      the themes and ideas it presents have already been exhaustively discussed in PHIL 101. You say this as though most people have taken and understood the philosophy they encountered, yet even in the small liberal arts college I attended, with cadres of philosophy majors, I saw lots and lots of people tune out. Most of philosophy, the way it's taught, can be alienating. Of course, if you translate the issues, people usually say "Yeah, I've wondered about that." So mainly, there's a translation/communication gap. I think it was clever for the Wachowski brothers to use an action movie to bring such issues to light, because most of the people who were turned off by PHIL 101 go to action movies. I mean, the kids in my church's youth group were talking about what the hell the ending of Reloaded meant. So we were talking about the spiraling downwards one encounters when one starts thinking about the "what is real?" question. Sure, they could probably get a more detailed, thorough discussion at their local college, but some of them aren't headed that way. Besides, you could argue that Philosophy is self-important and a parody of itself. Of course, you could also argue that about slashdot posts. Or even this post. Why, oh why did I choose the red pill?

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    2. Re:One word by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Summary of parent post: The Matrix sucks

      I agree. If it weren't for the marketing and "bullet time" hype, it'd just be another science fantasy film with the latest CG effects. Fer chrissakes, the star is a world-renown bad actor!

      I don't expect the brothers to do anything more, they've shot their wad, and enough people bought into it that they won't have to carpenter any more.

  34. Re:0 comments and /.ed already? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    except that it's not mentioned on TORN, yet.

  35. Not to worry. by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

    Actually, you can use the time between the first and second movie discs to do the call of nature, so there. ;-)

  36. There is no big deal in the Matrix by Dusabre · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Tolkien created a world with such stunning depth that it would take a lifetime to get to know intimately.

    It has languages, thousands of years of detailed histories, many epic tales as well as intense and interesting characters. Stories end and then stories begin.

    The Wachowki's created a world in which people with cables in their brains become supermen and kick the crap out of computer programs. There is one interesting concept, how do we know that the world we experience with our senses exists away from our senses?

    The rest of the Matrix "philosophy" is a mishmash of words or plays on words that imitate depth through ambiguity. Playing on words and their meanings is sophistry, not philosophy.

    All in all the Matrix backstory is just to give geeks an excuse to proclaim the Matrix as cool not just because its about a hacker with a girlfriend that dresses in leather who learns kung-fu through a ROM chip and gets to shoot a lot of guns. Sex AND violence packaged with a nice 'deep' wrapper. Wow.

    Give me five examples of depth in the Matrix?

    Five from the Lord of Rings:
    a) Boromir wants to use the ring to defeat Sauron. But the ring will warp its wielder to its masters will. The tool becomes the end.

    b) The rebels of Rohan leave their king out of their love for their king.

    c) The elves of Middle Earth help the men of Middle Earth even though they are leaving that land. Elves are immortal in normal circumstances but they do not flinch from death in combat.

    d) Gondor is a shadow of itself at its height and in turn is a shadow of Numenor (the kingdom left by Gondor exiles when Sauron corrupted it). There is a rich and vibrant history behind everything. The films do not convey all of this but there is a complete absence of history behind the Matrix (apart from 30 mins of Animatrix).

    e) Sauron is not defeated by force of arms but by a combination of luck (Gollum falls into Mount Doom) and heroism (Frodo and Sam). The interesting thing is that Frodo is not a messianic pure strong hero, at the end he betrays the trust in him by wielding the ring. Gollum seals Sauron's doom.

    1. Re:There is no big deal in the Matrix by ObiWanKenblowme · · Score: 1

      I could give you more than five examples for either film, no doubt, but it's Friday and I'm lazy. That said, the fact that you apparently didn't care for Matrix doesn't make it any less of a film, nor does it make LOTR any more of a film. I long for the days before the internet gave millions of people an opportunity to trash a great movie franchise because they liked another great franchise better.

      If you don't like LOTR or Matrix, fair enough. But what makes you think the rest of us who do like either (or in my case, both) care that you don't? We'll still like them regardless.

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    2. Re:There is no big deal in the Matrix by _defiant_ · · Score: 3, Insightful
      e) Sauron is not defeated by force of arms but by a combination of luck (Gollum falls into Mount Doom) and heroism (Frodo and Sam). The interesting thing is that Frodo is not a messianic pure strong hero, at the end he betrays the trust in him by wielding the ring. Gollum seals Sauron's doom.

      Okay, slightly offtopic here, but I'm going to comment anyhow...

      To call the ending "luck" is simply not fair to Tolkien. The ending was setup way in advance. Several factors come into play:

      • Gollum has been completely warped by the ring and can only serve it. His many, many years with it has made him a slave to its power. And you know he is going to try to retake it before the end. Any other sequence simply wouldn't make sense.
      • Gandalf himself said, in Moria, that Gollum may yet have some important part to play. Also, despite his seemingly evily nature, he may be a force for good.
      • Frodo invokes the binding power of the ring when he swears that if Gollum ever touches the ring again he will be cast into the fires of Mt. Doom. This creates a small paradox -- Gollum is certainly going to try to save the ring, but in the same token this will destroy it.

      So really, call it fate/invervention of the gods/whatever, the end sequence of events was forshadowed -- not just luck.

    3. Re:There is no big deal in the Matrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what makes you think the rest of us who do like either (or in my case, both) care that you don't?

      He didn't, ass.

      Regards,
      Obiwan

    4. Re:There is no big deal in the Matrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ***** Quote *****

      e) Sauron is not defeated by force of arms but by a combination of luck (Gollum falls into Mount Doom) and heroism (Frodo and Sam). The interesting thing is that Frodo is not a messianic pure strong hero, at the end he betrays the trust in him by wielding the ring. Gollum seals Sauron's doom.
      Okay, slightly offtopic here, but I'm going to comment anyhow...

      To call the ending "luck" is simply not fair to Tolkien. The ending was setup way in advance. Several factors come into play:

      Gollum has been completely warped by the ring and can only serve it. His many, many years with it has made him a slave to its power. And you know he is going to try to retake it before the end. Any other sequence simply wouldn't make sense.
      Gandalf himself said, in Moria, that Gollum may yet have some important part to play. Also, despite his seemingly evily nature, he may be a force for good.
      Frodo invokes the binding power of the ring when he swears that if Gollum ever touches the ring again he will be cast into the fires of Mt. Doom. This creates a small paradox -- Gollum is certainly going to try to save the ring, but in the same token this will destroy it.
      So really, call it fate/invervention of the gods/whatever, the end sequence of events was forshadowed -- not just luck.
      ***** Quote End *****

      You are all leaving out the most important part.

      Bilbo AND Frodo both Spared Gollum's life. The Ring ultimately was destroyed through the pity and grace of Bilbo and Frodo.

      Had Frodo or Bilbo killed Gollum when they had the means and the chance (and they had both), then Gollum would not have been present at the Cracks of doom and when Frodo claimed the ring for himself, Sauron would have easily over come him and reclaimed it.

      There is some depth for you. Evil turns on itself and undoes itself (Gollum ulitmately being the one that destroys the ring) yet pity and mercy being the vehicle that allows for this to happen in the first place.

    5. Re:There is no big deal in the Matrix by TedTschopp · · Score: 1

      Actually Tolkien called luck in the case of the end of the Lord of the Rings a eucatastrophe or a good catastrophe. There is a bit of all of what you mention tied up in that idea. Ted

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    6. Re:There is no big deal in the Matrix by otprof · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is also a great section in Tolkien's letters where he points out that Frodo's mission actually fails, since he cannot cast the ring into the fire. He says that it became clear to him very early that the mission HAD to fail. Given the power of the ring and the relationship between the ring and its bearer, there is no way that anyone could willingly destroy it.

    7. Re:There is no big deal in the Matrix by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      f) Sam knows Gollum will betray them. Frodo insists that Gollum be kept alive, in part because of what Gandalf had said before, about how there had already been enough bloodshed and he may prove useful. If Frodo hadn't repeatedly insisted that they be merciful, their quest would have failed.

      g) A massive army is assembled and attacks Sauron's forces head-on, knowing they have no chance of winning, in an attempt to distract their enemy so he won't notice the hobbits who are sneaking toward Mt. Doom. They continue this strategy even after seeing evidence that Frodo and Sam have been captured.

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    8. Re:There is no big deal in the Matrix by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      I will add that I found the scene where Elrond described to Arwen what fate awaits her if she stays with Aragorn to be intense.

      The conflict between her immediate desires and her eternal life was a fantastic thing to see.

      Even my 6 year old daughter caught on to the implications of her staying in Middle Earth. She was crying and I asked her if she was ok. She remarked that while she was sad for Arwen and Aragorn it was good that her father loved her and they could leave together and they would never be apart.

      Pretty cool.

      As for the Matrix, having seen the conclusion I feel that it is just a "regular" movie streched over 3 episodes, ie. it had nothing special, no plumbing the depths of human experience and emotion, no great catharsis, nothing prophetic or insightful about human character. Despite a more than auspicious start the whole trilogy left something to be desired IMHO. I did like it though, it just left me a little cold when it came to my hopes for something EPIC.

      In fact, as I left the theater from watching Revolutions I thought "Oh well, thank God that the Return of the King will be out soon."

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    9. Re:There is no big deal in the Matrix by fleck_99_99 · · Score: 1

      Frodo uses the Ring? Gollum falls into Mount Doom?

      Dammit, now you ruined the next movie! I bet next you'll tell me that Vader was Luke's father.

      (OT: I sincerely hope this movie features the "coming-of-age" of the Hobbits ending. I'll feel sorely ripped off if not.)

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    10. Re:There is no big deal in the Matrix by Dasaan · · Score: 1

      Get ready to feel ripped off then as, IIRC, Peter Jackson has already said that 'The Scouring of the Shire' isn't in the final film.
      You never know he may be bluffing but I doubt it :(

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    11. Re:There is no big deal in the Matrix by xdroop · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Give me five examples of depth in the Matrix?

      I'll play.

      1. The Meralvinchian's Train Master is used to 'sneak programs in and out.' From, or to, where?

      2. The child program which was being moved at the request of her parents ends up, entirely without comment, in the custody of the Oracle and her guardian (who also aparrently has a history with the Meralvinchian). What is the relationship between the Oracle and the Meralvinchian?

      3. The machine city boasts some heavy defences, overkill when you consider the rag-tag group of rebels inhabiting Zion. Machines don't do things just for kicks, they like to learn things the hard way. What is the history behind these defences?

      4. This is a single city, with a single machine overmind. Are there other cities? Are there other power plants? Are there other Matricies? Is there a wider, more powerful resistance? Do the other cities utilize other power solutions?

      5. What does the machine overmind want? What motivates it to keep its side of this bargain?

        Just because you can not see the details of the depth does not mean that the depth is not there.

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    12. Re:There is no big deal in the Matrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And just because you can not see the details of the depth does not mean the depth is there, either. You are yet to show us any examples, not questions.

    13. Re:There is no big deal in the Matrix by ruin · · Score: 1
      You can't compare Tolkien and the Matrix trilogy because one is a trilogy of books, the other a set of films. Secondly, I don't know who told you that the Matrix trilogy was supposed to contain a bunch of deep philosophy, but you were sadly misinformed. The Matrix trilogy sets out to be fun to watch and succeeds admirably. It relies on comic-book style and fast-paced action to do so. LOTR, on the other hand, relies on geeks filling in the characters' back-stories with encyclopaedic knowledge. Trust me, if you haven't read the books, there's not a ton of depth to the movies that's actually portrayed on-screen.

      But anyway, if those are you examples of deep things in the LOTR, then there are five examples of depth practically in the first Matrix film alone. to wit:

      a) At the start of the movie, Neo thinks that he is perceiving reality but it turns out he is not. How do we know that what we perceive is real?

      b) Can the Oracle really predict the future if humans have free will?

      c) Cypher's choice: would you rather live free outside the matrix eating gruel, or inside the matrix pretending to eat steak?

      d) Agent Smith is an artificial form of life. What are the ethical considerations in dealing with him?

      e) The humans and machines have a symbiotic relationship. How can we control technology without having it control us?

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    14. Re:There is no big deal in the Matrix by Brandybuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, we wanted some examples of emotional, philsophical or moral depth in the movie. If you can't see why these are meaningless unanswered questions are "depth", let me translate them into LOTR terms:

      1) Barliman Butterbur served ale at the Prancing Pony. Where did he get the ale?
      2) The children at Bilbo's birthday party bear a strong resemblance to the children cowering in fear in the caves under Helm's Deep. What is the relationship between hobbit and human children?
      3) Elrond says Rivendell does not have the power to hold back both Mordor and Isengard, implying that he had the power to hold back one or the other. Where are all the elvish troops at Rivendell?
      4) There is a single dark lord, Sauron, plotting to rule all of Middle Earth. Are there other dark lords? Are there other Middle Earths?
      5) Just what does Sauron want? What motivates him to conquer Middle Earth? Did Gandalf insult him back in the first age or something?

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    15. Re:There is no big deal in the Matrix by You+Been+Rob-ed! · · Score: 1

      This is rated 3, Interesting? Please! Lack of explanation is not equivalent to depth! Depth is addressing the fundamental issues of human existance!

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    16. Re:There is no big deal in the Matrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've rarely seen any name spelled so wrong so often. Every fucking one is doing it like it's going out of style. It's MEROVINGIAN.

    17. Re:There is no big deal in the Matrix by GenSolo · · Score: 1

      Depth comes not from questions asked by the movie but by questions answered by the movie. All the questions you present shows a lack of depth because they didn't bother to answer them in the movies. The Matrix was deep. It answered many of its own questions and hinted that the rest would be answered later. Reloaded appeared deep because it asked a lot of questions and hinted that they would be answered by the last movie. Those questions aren't answered, and the last movie poses even more questions. That's why people say the movie sucked! We expected closure and answers to all the deep questions, and what we got was some semi-vigorous handwaving, and it left people feeling ripped off by the shallow pseudoanswers to the deep questions.

      Just because you can not see the details of the depth does not mean that the depth is not there.
      I would say that if the details of the depth aren't there, then there is no depth. If you're too dense to see it, that's one thing, but when it's just not there, how exactly is that depth?

    18. Re:There is no big deal in the Matrix by malex23 · · Score: 1
      "Give me five examples of depth in the Matrix?"

      http://www.techgnosis.com/matrixre.html

    19. Re:There is no big deal in the Matrix by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --Go see the movie again. (I saw it 2x in two days.)

      --The Frenchy guy's name is the Merovingian.
      http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0242653/f ullcredits

      --Sati says, *in the train station* that the Oracle will be looking after her.

      --I may be speculating, but I think the Spiky Machine Mind and the Architect may be one and the same. As the Architect says at the end, when the Oracle says "Do I have your word?" - "Of course. What do you think I am - human?"

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      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
    20. Re:There is no big deal in the Matrix by Rallion · · Score: 0

      Not intervention of the gods. The Ainur had nothing to do with it, aside from sending Olorin the Maiar to help.

      *Revels in his geekery*

    21. Re:There is no big deal in the Matrix by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > To call the ending "luck" is simply not fair to Tolkien

      No, it doesn't. I'm not sure there's any luck there at all, but it's
      certainly not pure luck. It is Frodo's mercy (which he acquires after Gandalf
      speaks to him about Bilbo's pity), in combination with a certain minimum of
      shrewdness (in forcing the oath) that results in, err, the result. Fate,
      perhaps, but there are definitely more causes than blind luck. You could as
      well say that Bilbo found the ring by blind luck, but we know better: the
      ring chose to leave with him, rather than remain in the cave, because its
      master was gaining power (and, in fact, was about to be driven out of Dul
      Guldir by the White Council and return to Mordor). Further, Bilbo didn't
      end up in that part of the cave where the ring was by blind luck, either. He
      was only present on the journey at all because of who he was (a relative of
      the Old Took), and the party went down that tunnel because Gandalf led them
      there (which he was able to do only because Bilbo's scream warned him), and
      Bilbo was separated from the party because he was being carried -- again,
      because of who he was, a hobbit. Note that: it was because he was a hobbit
      that he was the member of the party who found the ring. It comes out in the
      LOTR, later, that hobbits of all the races are least corrupted by the ring
      and best able to endure its influence. Fate? Yes, there's a heavy dose of
      fate in LOTR.

      It is also interesting that Smeagol (Gollum before he found the ring) was
      a Stor, and the Tooks of all Hobbit families have the largest amount of Stor
      blood in them. (You have to read the appendix of LOTR to get some of this.)
      So the story of the One Ring is very much a story of Stors, and of how they
      differ from the other races generally and men particularly. Bonus points if
      you pick up the implication that the English are (quite remotely) descended
      at least partly from Hobbits. (This last point requires reading between
      the lines somewhat, but I'm almost certain Tolkein intended this conclusion.)

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  37. Too Bad by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

    It wasn't released in the theaters this way. It was long enough to begin with, what's 43 extra minutes? Honestly, people who did not read the books, but followed the first movie gave a collective "huh?" with the second one. It was very hard to follow, with new characters being introducted every five minutes, and no feel for where the journey was taking the group. Yet there was always time for surfing elves and dwarf jokes.

    But I'm just whining. I realize that it is impossible to adapt these books to film, and still keep them within budget and inside a comfortable viewing time for moviegoers. Two Towers was just not the high point of the trilogy so far.

    --
    Fred

    "A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
    -RMS
    1. Re:Too Bad by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      I know. I can't believe they took out so much of the plot in order to film the remaining scenes in *SLOW MOTION*.

      Now they've left even more for the next film (passing minas morgul, the Shelob fight etc) that I suspect ROTK will be basically two battles, lots of slow-mo shouting and running followed by the mountain scene (hopefully I'm not spoiling the ending for anyone).

    2. Re:Too Bad by PhuCknuT · · Score: 1

      An extra 43 minutes is a couple showings per day per theater lost. Since theaters don't charge based on the length of a movie, that is ALOT of lost revenue. That's why they release the 3 hour version in the theater, then have an extended "the way it should have been in the first place" version on dvd, where there is no time constraint.

    3. Re:Too Bad by WhytTiger · · Score: 1

      I just recently read the three books, after having watched the first two movies. To be honest, there were a few points while reading that I realized I missed in the movie (smaller things like matching names to characters), but overall, I wasn't lost while watching the first two movies at all. I really think Jackson did a good job of compromising between keeping the movie authentic, and setting the books story for the movie format. I also think he did a good job of including smaller details that people who have read the books will appreciate, while explaining enough of the general story for those who haven't read them yet. Just my two cents, I really do see your point, but it just hasn't been the case in my expierence

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  38. It lies in simplicity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Matrix is this huge, ordeal which has people deeply thinking about the odds and ends of the universe. If I want that, I'm going to read a book.

    Ironic I would say that because LotR was originally a book, but the classic battle of Good v. Evil in LotR is one that appeals to everyone.

    Plus, hey, it's got a hot elf, walking trees, and a resurrected Wizard.

    Matrix had... humans... that looked albino... or like a CIA frontman... wow.

  39. Lawrence too by hughk · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have the restored version of Lawrence of Arabia with a running time of 228 minutes. This has the 'overture' and the intermission (time to change discs), still it is a good time to use the bathroom and to fetch more cold beer - watching all that sand makes me thirsty).

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    1. Re:Lawrence too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      watching all that sand makes me thirsty

      Sand is also a good prophylactic.

  40. while waiting for the DVD... by sewagemaster · · Score: 2, Informative


    meanwhile you can find out your name in elvish and your hobbit name!!!

    1. Re:while waiting for the DVD... by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I want to know what my Hobbit name is!

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      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
  41. Re: themes in LotR by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

    Well, I've read a few of the many (probably billions) of deconstructions of LotR, and I'm pretty sure that one large hunk of theme in the story is how the Industrial Revolution is evil and the end of good times for mankind. Even if Tolkien didn't mean it as instructional - it was definitely a theme of the times and it sure as hell looks like one of the larger foundation blocks for the story.

  42. 2001 by rwiedower · · Score: 0, Troll

    2001's entr'acte takes about ten minutes and is the single most annoying beginning to a movie ever...given that after you sit in total darkness for that long, you're treated to men dressed in ape suits running around for another 15 minutes. Grr. Way to go, Stanley!

  43. About Your .sig... by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

    > I only look human.
    My mother is a hafling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling


    So, did your mother die in childbirth, or did she just pop near the end of the pregnancy?

    Virg

    P.S. You wouldn't happen to be Niami's kid, would you?

  44. Re:Why See the Movie When You Can Wait for the DVD by Malc · · Score: 1

    Well, I'm hoping that they release it in IMAX Digitally Remastered format. I saw the Matrix last night in this format and it's not something a home theatre system under $20,000 is even going to come close to. Most of the time though, I'm not prepared to pay the extortionate prices for the cinema and will wait for the DVD release (rental).

  45. I never read that book before... by UncleBiggims · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ..."Things Losers Post on Slashdot".

    Thanks so much for the information about the theaters. And please know that your politeness was greatly appreciated.

    1. Re:I never read that book before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool!

      you have any more wisdom? like how to happily accept lies and false information?

      I'm sure all of us who were looking for the info were happy that lump posted that the info was false and not-trustworthy.

    2. Re:I never read that book before... by UncleBiggims · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more. However, having good information to share does not give you the right to be rude or condescending.

  46. Re:Why See the Movie When You Can Wait for the DVD by Muggins+the+Mad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    > My wife brought up a good point: if the DVD(s) is will be stoked with so many "extra features", how much of an effect will that have on getting people to see the movie? Why bother going at all?

    Because some of us don't have 20ft wide TV screens and high quality sound systems.

    - MugginsM

  47. Re:Long movies and Intermissions by Baron_Yam · · Score: 3, Funny

    Obviously, you don't order and consume a 'super-sized' beverage that is at least twice the maximum human bladder capacity in the first hour of the film.

    I missed the penultimate 15 minute segment of Lotr:FotR because I DID. I also discovered that when sufficiently motivated, I can be back in my seat in a time that would shame an Indy pit crew.

  48. Or to rephrase that slightly..... by jefu · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I should apologize in advance for this. But what the hell.

    I know I'm going to get flamed and mod'ed into oblivion for this, but seriously, what's the big deal about The Matrix? Why do people lash out viciously at movies that actually make an attempt a real depth (LOTR), while simultaneously holding up the Matrix as the cinematic "Gold Standard?" I mean, sure, it's a moderately interesting story, but does it need more than 10 minutes to be told? Sure, some interesting fights happen along the way, and the effects are great, but are there subtle metaphors, philosophical references, and character dualities (besides the obvious Keanu=Christ thing, obviously) that I'm missing?

    Why do people bitch and complain that LOTR was too much gobbledygook (translation: they didn't understand, and hate movies that challenge them to think about it anywhere beyond the concession stand on their way out), then act like The Matrix is this untouchable masterpiece?

    There's this bunch of machines. They're evil. They has to be destroyed. That's where we left off after the first one. "Matrix Revisited" and 3 hours later, that's STILL where we are. Still got those evil thingies. Still has to be destroyed.

    Why is this such amazing work, while Peter Jackson's out-of-the-book conclusion to LOTR is seen as hack-work?

    I don't get it. I'm not a Matrix fanboy, but I watched the first one, and I'll watch the second and third (when they reach TV). But there's really nothing cool to discuss about them, is there? The LOTR movies work because there are so many different interpretations of what they mean and how they all interrelate, and it's fun to discuss. But, as far as I can tell, the Matrix trilogy "is what it is," isn't it? They lay the whole story out there in front of you, and hold your hand. They don't challenge you to try and figure out what Neo really represents, or if maybe, just maybe, the good NEEDS the evil to give it a purpose to exist? The LOTR suggests these kinds of things, but the Matrix seems to shy completely away from them, afraid of challenging (and alienating) their audience.

    Am I wrong? What gives?

    1. Re:Or to rephrase that slightly..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOTR: A story about some guy trying to return a piece of bad jewelery.

    2. Re:Or to rephrase that slightly..... by CrypticOutsider · · Score: 1
      LOTR: A story about some guy trying to return a piece of bad jewelery.

      That's a great line. Shows the difficulty of trying to return an item without a receipt.

    3. Re:Or to rephrase that slightly..... by CommieLib · · Score: 1

      Absolutely right. Lord of the Rings is a very special piece of literature because it is the capstone to 2000 years of Anglo-Saxon mythos. It is the best distillation of it, and completely captures the "undermind" that drove all of the myths that came out of Western Europe. It is special because it is true, not in the sense that it is factually true, but because it conveys truths about the human spirit.

      I think the Wachowskis (sp?) set out to create a cool live action anime flick. They needed a conceit to justify the unreality of anime, so over a beer and a weekend, they tossed out the whole Matrix thing. I really think that's all they had in mind. Then it came out, and everybody went nuts, focusing on the conceit, not the things it was created to enable, i.e., a lot of kick-ass fanboy action. So rather than being able to go on and create a good forward moving story, they were heavily obligated to try to carry forth the Matrix "philosophy", which was really just a story device anyway. It's as if Superman comes out, and everybody focuses on the fact that his power come from the sun: what does that mean? Is it an allegory? No, dude, it's just to make him able to do cool stuff!

      I was really disappointed in the second, and I think I'll wait on the third for DVD. Everyone seems to be saying "they never explained anything!" It sounds to me like they threw up their hands and made the movie they wanted to.

      So, to sum up: Lord of the Rings is an important piece of work to humanity; it goes in the next deep space probe we send out along with the Bible, Shakespeare's Collected Works, etc. The Matrix? It's a very good popcorn movie. If you saw some deep philosophy, you saw something that just wasn't there.

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      If your bitterest enemies are people who hack the heads off civilians, then I would say you're doing something right.
    4. Re:Or to rephrase that slightly..... by Methlogin · · Score: 1

      I think one of the largest reasons LotR still resonates today and is considered a classic is due to Tolkiens view on Allegory.

      He hated it, and took great pains to be sure LotR wasn't one. He prefered, what he called, 'applicability'.

      He felt that in allegory, the meaning or message in the story, lay in the determined domination of the author, that it's message was being shoved down your throat so to speak.

      While with applicabililty, the power to interperet the message remained with the reader.

      This is why even after 50 years LotR continues to remain relevant today. Each new generation finds meaning within it that they can apply to their world and experiences. Allegories tend to become outdated.

      So, while LotR may not have alot of clear messages or philosophies on it's surface or to the casual watcher or reader, once you delve into it, the deeper you go the more apparent they are.

      Good versus evil, The nature of evil and good, Fate and freewill, Pity and mercy, the nature of hope, Environmentalism vs industry, the power of the self vs corruption, and even the nature of power itself.

      Example: Tom Bombidil is not in the movies, but in the books, he is not affected by the ring...it has no power over him. Why? Because he has no interest in power...no interest in bending the wills of others. The ring is tool that amplifies a persons ability to control others, if one has no desire for power, the ring has no effect on them. Look at Samwise. The argument could be made that the ring affects him less than any other character in the books. He knows who he is and his place in the world. In the RotK he will be tempted by the ring, but see through it's ruse and refuse it's offer. Without Sam though, Frodo would never have made it to mount doom. In essence by Sam refusing the temptation of power from the ring, he is fundemental in accomlishing a task that only the most powerfull would be thought of as having a chance to do.

      That is applicability, Tolkien isn't TELLING me that's his view on power, rather that's how I am interpreting a possible message from the story. Others may argue are see it differently, but that is one reason why I think LotR should be considered a classic and why so much 'hoopla' is being made over it.

  49. Here you go.... take 2 by UncleBiggims · · Score: 3, Informative

    I was so kindly informed that my first post with a link to a theater listing was incorrect. So... here is a link that is sure to help. Simply enter your zip code and it will show you the closest theater showing the trilogy.

    FIND A THEATER

  50. Question of Venue by virg_mattes · · Score: 3, Informative

    > For me, that isn't a good reason. Tell me how long it is beforehand, keep it good and interesting and you can make it as long as you want.

    Well, I'm with you 100 percent, and I'll be picking this extended version up posthaste, but the reason for reducing the movie isn't because viewers won't sit that long (although it is for some). The main reason theaters like movies under three hours is because with that time frame, they can get more showings in in a day. If a movie is just 20 minutes over three hours, they lose a showing per day, and that's a lot of ticket sales lost. Movie makers are sensitive to this fact, and so they make directors cut it down to size. In this particular case, Jackson did it under the promise that he'd get to release the mondo-massive version on DVD, which is what this extended set represents.

    Virg

  51. Drink Refill? by uberdave · · Score: 1

    Where I live, a "small" drink at the movies is roughly equivalent to two or three cans of pop. A large looks like about two litres. I can understand the need for a bathroom break after draining one of these, but a refill?

  52. What about some details?? by ader · · Score: 3, Funny
    Pah, this shallow review tells us almost nothing about the DVD! What about:
    • The thickness of card used for the outer packaging;
    • The exact reflective index of the disc surfaces (individually for 1-4);
    • The exact wavelength of the red light used in the Moria sequences;
    • The precise modulation of Elijah Wood's voice in the commentary when he says, "Yeah, working with Andy was rilly cool";
    • How much smaller my life will be after digesting every second of the documentaries, and whether my remaining friend will also desert me when I tell them all about it like I did the others after watching FotR extended.

    Ade_
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    1. Re:What about some details?? by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points to mod this up +1 "Geekness". :)

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  53. Re:Extra Footage on seperate DVD release by Electric+Eye · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I wasn't the only one that was REALLY pissed when I brought home the first edition of the first movie and there's a fucking promo for the extended edition in it. I started scrveaming at my TV "What the fuck did I just drop $25 on this DVD for then????"
    Hence, I've waited for THIS edition and I didn't waste my $ on the first one of TT. I'm watching all four hours on Saturday. I got it for Xmas and never watched it. Ha!

  54. Whoopee! by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

    I can pick up the 2 disc version for half price as soon as this one comes out!

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    When I am king, you will be first against the wall.
  55. They're called... by uberdave · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's spelled Uruk-Hai.

    1. Re:They're called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone else pointed out, it's funny that he's read the book so many times and can't spell "Uruk-Hai." But no funnier than the fact that he can't sepll "literally," and how many times has he seen that in print?

    2. Re:They're called... by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Even funnier that you didn't pick up on the fact that he talks about saving Helm's "beep"....

      Oh, yes. And you misspelled "spell".

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  56. Re:yes but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. Why?

  57. collector edition...? by NeurAlien6 · · Score: 1

    does anyone know if there's going to be a collector edition of TTT as there was for FotR...?

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    1. Re:collector edition...? by leonscape · · Score: 1

      Yes, the collectors edition is released at the same time I think. Check Amazon, you can pre-order.

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    2. Re:collector edition...? by Zigg · · Score: 1

      Yes, but I confess I don't see the point.

    3. Re:collector edition...? by HomerJayS · · Score: 1

      Anything marketed as a "collector edition", by definition, isn't collectable.

  58. Is this really a good thing? by swordgeek · · Score: 1

    Every time I see a movie that comes out with extra footage, I wonder which is the 'real' vision of the movie, or if there really was one. If it's the theatrical release, then we're wasting our time and money by getting the extras. If it's the extended DVD version, then why the hell did we pay $$$ to watch an incomplete movie in the theatre? If it's neither or both, then does the director really know what he's doing with the movie?

    I'm all for commentary and 'behind the scenes' stuff, but it seems to me that a director is supposed to be the one who ties everything together into a single, cohesive story. Where's the single story here?

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    1. Re:Is this really a good thing? by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      There's kind of these books, that are, like, written by this guy, you know and they're really like the story in the film. I reckon they totally stole the story from him.

    2. Re:Is this really a good thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the case of LoTR Jackson (correctly IMHO) recognizes that to see a movie in a theatre and to see it at home are two fundamental different experiences, which makes for two different cuts. The most obvious difference is the time constraint: the pause button changes everything. (And the FF to a lesser degree...)

    3. Re:Is this really a good thing? by cmpalmer · · Score: 1

      While I agree with the above sentiment, I feel that the LOTR movies are different in that Jackson isn't shoveling crap takes from the cutting room floor to make a "Special Edition", but instead is making two movies at a time -- the one that's cut enough to make theater owners happy and the version he wants to do without major time constraints.

      My only gripe about the two releases is that the extended edition doesn't repeat the extras from the theatrical release and I'm not going to buy both of them (just the extended), so I just rented the theatrical edition so I could watch the extras.

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    4. Re:Is this really a good thing? by mihalis · · Score: 1

      I find Peter Jackson's approach singularly appropriate given Tolkien's own approach. The Lord of the Rings is sort of an unusally detailed chapter from the real history of Middle Earth, which he worked on most of his life and never finished.

      To give another example, the book published as "The Silmarillion" is a distillation of some of the best and most complete narratives, but far from complete or definitive. For that you'd have to also read the Book of Lost Tales, Unfinished Tales, LOTR appendices and so on and so forth.

      In the biography of Tolkien, Humphrey Carpenter quotes the great man as saying that the extra depth is there to give the reader the impression of huge unexplored vistas (I'm misquoting his eloquent way of putting it) but that they were not essential.

      So to sum up, the author himself was fine with people appreciating it to whatever level of detail they needed. There was no "true story" in his mind, because he came to think of it as historical, not fictional, and of course there could be no complete account of so much time and so many entities.

      Chris

  59. The Bullshit Answer by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

    I'll take a shot at this one.

    > Gandalf is trapped on a tower deep in enemy territory, and all of a sudden a giant eagle magically comes outta nowhere and delivers him to safety.

    Well, Isengard wasn't "deep in enemy territory", it was next to the lands of Rohan (remember that Saruman's treachery was pivotal to the speed that was required to stop him). Also, Gwaihir (the big eagle) didn't come out of nowhere, Gandalf called to him for aid. In the movie (and the book), Gandalf told a moth to fetch Gwaihir.

    > Of course, said eagle can't possibly be used elsewhere in the story!

    Said eagle is the king of the eagles, and he does indeed take part in the major battle at the end of The Return of the King.

    > Why can't Frodo hop on the eagle and fly to Mount Doom?

    Because, like the Elves, the eagles didn't much care about the fate of humans in Middle Earth until very late in the battle (when they realized that Sauron represented a threat to more than just the humans), and by that time the eagles were more badly needed to defend Minas Tirith. Also, it's reasonable that the reason Sauron didn't throw an army after Frodo is that Sauron couldn't find Frodo, and Frodo flying across Mordor would have been much easier to find and intercept than Frodo sneaking across Mordor.

    Virg

    1. Re:The Bullshit Answer by PreviouslySeen · · Score: 1

      In the movie (and the book), Gandalf told a moth to fetch Gwaihir.

      I dont recall the moth in the book. IIRC, when Gandalf was sent to Orthanc by Radagast (who was duped into tricking Gandalf by Saruman), he asked Radagast to send messages to Orthanc via birds, eagles, etc. Gandalf happened to catch Gwaihir on his way to deliver a message.

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    2. Re:The Bullshit Answer by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > In the movie (and the book), Gandalf told a moth to fetch Gwaihir.

      Moth? No, it was Radaghast in the book.

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  60. Re:Long movies and Intermissions by sab39 · · Score: 1

    I've got you beat for "great stuff missed through sheer bladder-related lack of foresight". I missed (a significant chunk of) the architect scene from Reloaded in exactly the same way you're describing. In a movie with half a dozen ten-minute content-free fight scenes, I had to pick the moment where information is being thrown at you faster than you can process it already.

    Like yourself, I found that almost superhuman speed was available to me when so motivated.

    However, I didn't actually get to see the bits I missed until about 10 days ago. I've vowed never to drink in a movie theatre ever again.

  61. Re:Extra Footage on seperate DVD release by fzammett · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I would agree, except that they TOLD YOU FROM THE OUTSET they were going to do this. If you were a bit pissed when they did it for FoTR, I would agree to an extent because I got "screwed" with it too that time. This time though, the two releases were not hidden facts in the least, they actually told you the exact release dates for each edition right up front! If you bought the first edition, you have no right to be pissed because you KNEW what was going to happen, you should have waited if you didn't want to pay twice. It's not like you have been living under a rock and didn't know what was going on, were you?!?

    Also, most people I know love this story so much and love how these movies have been done that paying twice doesn't bother us in the least. When artists produce something of this caliber, paying them twice (five times in my case, the twice I saw it in the theater, the once I rented it and now the twice I've purchased it) is not a problem to me, they deserve it.

    Besides, do like I did with FoTR: the first one is now a Christmas present for someone you love. Not a bad deal really.

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  62. More Eowyn? by DonGar · · Score: 1

    Eowyn's role in these movies represents what I hate about Hollywood.

    In the books she was a minor character. I don't think she had a single line until the end of the series when she has some long talks with Frodo after the ring is destroyed.

    Hollywood felt that the story just wasn't good enough without a love story (LOTR not a good enough story???), so her character took over other parts, and new content was created for her. New content created from nothing when they are having to chop out so much due to time constraints????

    There was even pressure to make her part of the fellowship that the director and cast resisted.

    Everytime she's on screen I get pissed. Really pissed. It was bad enough in the first one, but in Two Towers they fabricated a long extended sequence that both detracted and distracted from the real story, just so that two of them could invent an excuse for the two of them to have some face time together. I almost walked out. I really want a version with her gone.

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    1. Re:More Eowyn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you? A fag? Almost walked out? Pathetic kid...

    2. Re:More Eowyn? by jdh28 · · Score: 3, Informative
      Hollywood felt that the story just wasn't good enough without a love story (LOTR not a good enough story???), so her character took over other parts, and new content was created for her. New content created from nothing when they are having to chop out so much due to time constraints????

      There was even pressure to make her part of the fellowship that the director and cast resisted.

      I think you're talking about Arwen rather than Eowyn here.

      John

    3. Re:More Eowyn? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Eowyn was one of my favorite characters in the book. They got the wrong actress for her, though and played her character wrong as well. She was trained to fight, just like her brother and was being held down, in a caretaker's job. If they could have found someone similar to a young Sandahl Bergman, the blond from the first Conan movie. The character should have been played with a little more fatalistic outlook on life; everything in her life is falling apart and decaying, the king is going down quick, Wormtounge's lies are making everything look like crap and the end of the world is coming. Why not go out swinging a sword and take a few along with you? Am scared how they deal with the current version of Eowyn in RotK. Her fight with the Nosedruel is one of my favorites. As far as casting goes, I think Theoden was also mis-cast. I always pictured dottering Theoden in a King Lear style, played by someone sorta' Derek Jacoby-ish who, post Gandalf, becomes more like Brian Blessed. Not this guy who is still whiny as the enemy's at the gate. And with the charge of the Rohirim at Minus Tirith, Tolkien writes that Theoden is mistaken by the enemy for the hunter god Tulkus. I just don't see Bernard Hill pulling it off.

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    4. Re:More Eowyn? by DonGar · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely right. More Eowyn is perfectly cool by me.

      I just saw an excuse to rant and went for it.

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    5. Re:More Eowyn? by johnmig · · Score: 1

      Heh, Heh. I like the references to Bored of the Rings. I first read this _years_ ago, right after I read the trilogy for the second time, and I remembered portions of it vividly for years. I was looking for it for years, and finally found it again, when they shamelessly (what else?!) reissued it to time with the new films. "It was pity that stayed Dildo's hand. It was a pity that he had run out of bullets". "Argle bargle flogle woosh". Goodgulf, Moxie and Pepsi, Sorehed, and of course, the Nozedrool. Thanks for bringing this up.

  63. Re:Long movies and Intermissions by GigsVT · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can drink. You see, the cup they give you can have more than one use. Just be creative.

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  64. Re:Pah - Engineer's Dillema by MrZaius · · Score: 1

    All 3 movies in one day uninterrupted?

    You are going to need a catheter in your urethra and a rectal probe as well!


    Why should he spend that much?

    The engineer's dillema rears its ugly head here as much as it does everywhere else in life.

    One of these is every bit as efficient as a catheter bag, and less than 1/24th the cost of a colostomy (and far less permanent). The only (arguable) trade-off is that it's going to be slightly less pretty than a catheter bag, but that depends on the bag being well sealed.

    You learn these things, when there's MST3K marathons running.

    Folk with fireplaces in their dens might also consider getting a couple of kabob-skewers for saugages, marshamallows, etc. Using those and warm beer, you cut out the need for both a microwave and a dorm fridge.

    Happy marathoning!

  65. Special editions by Rupert · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Which edition of the DVD do I need to buy to see the scene where Faramir passes the test and lets Frodo and Sam go without taking them to Osgiliath?

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    1. Re:Special editions by EriktheGreen · · Score: 1

      Amen. That major change to faramir's character was the number one gripe I had with TTT. Plus, the actor was butt ugly.

    2. Re:Special editions by Quixotic+Raindrop · · Score: 1

      If you're not J. R. R. Tolkein, you don't have any gripes. You're not the author, and you're not the director of the movie. If you don't like one artist's interpretation of another artist's work, then don't expose yourself to it. Get over yourself.

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    3. Re:Special editions by dvicci · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Absolutely agreed.

      Given that Sauron has a sizeable army at Minas Morgul.
      Given that Minas Morgul is within marching distance to Osgiliath.
      Given that Sauron now knows the location of the ring in Osgiliath, on his very borders through the Nazgul that Frodo encountered there.
      Given that Sauron wants the ring back.

      Seems to me that Sauron would do two things at this point.
      1. Send more forces to Osgiliath to secure the ring where it is.
      2. Keep forces at Minas Morgul to guard the pass instead of sending them into battle at the Pelennor Fields.

      Tolkien has Sauron think that Saruman had the Ring, and was distracted by Aragorn's use of the Palantir. He had no reason to think it was near at hand. Jackson gave him that reason. Why worry at all about Gondor when the Ring is right there? With it back on his hand, Gondor is inconsequential.

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    4. Re:Special editions by Rupert · · Score: 1

      It's kind of hard to see how Eowyn is going to think "I can't have Aragorn but I can have this troll instead".

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    5. Re:Special editions by Rupert · · Score: 1

      If you're not Peter Jackson, you don't have any gripes. You're not the director of the movie, and you're not the author of the parent comment. If you don't like one person's review of another person's work, then don't expose yourself to it. Get over yourself.

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    6. Re:Special editions by EriktheGreen · · Score: 1
      So you're saying if I don't like an artwork I should pretend it doesn't exist, or at least actively avoid exposure? And I shouldn't say anything unless I have something positive to say?

      Do you come out from under your rock often, or is this a new experience for you?

      The entire purpose of most art works is to provoke thought or emotion. Isolating myself from art work I don't like is a really stupid idea for a large number of reasons. The artist in question would agree with me. He wants me to see this, like it or dislike it, and react to it.

      Oh, and I'm far more important to the artist than the author is at this point, I'm part of the consuming public who's going to see this guy's next movie, buy the DVD, etc.

      And a pedantic point, the thing I'm annoyed by isn't Jackson's "interpretation" of the books, I'm mostly upset by his re-editing of the original story in the pursuit of "fixes" to the plot, or to make what he considers a better movie. In short, putting a large sheepdog in the place of Faramir would be interpretation. Making that sheepdog be a spy of mordor instead of a captain of Gondor would be editing. It's a shame Jackson couldn't use the spaces between the original story's plot points to make his movie, instead of hacking up the original.

      Erik

    7. Re:Special editions by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Let's see, Sauron thinks that the ring is now in the hands of Gondor, since one of his lieutenants saw it there. So he sends forth his hordes from Minas Morgul too early.

      Pretty much the same results as if Aragorn had shown himself in the Palantir (which may still be in RotK). But with the ring, it's easier to explain to the audience. "He's launched his attack too soon because of Osgiliath. We must not squander this gift fate has given us..."

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    8. Re:Special editions by dvicci · · Score: 1

      Interesting, except that by attacking immediately, the Rohirrim don't have time to come to the aid of Minas Tirith, and Aragorn likely never takes the Umbar fleet. Without those two things coming together at the Battle of Pelennor Fields, Gondor would almost certainly fall to Sauron's forces, which were already too strong to take head to head. I say "almost" b/c nothing is truly certain, but my thoughts are that it is far far more likely.

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  66. moderated as troll by dpilot · · Score: 1

    Either get an account, which is free, or quit being an AC, if you already have one. Then go to your settings and check, "willing to moderate".

    Then you can show us your IQ and sense of humor when you're called on to moderate.

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    1. Re:moderated as troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except lately you're hardly ever called on to moderate. I've gone from getting moderator points every other day to getting them once every 3 months MAYBE. I've heard stories from many many other people that have had this happen as well, all in the past month or so.

    2. Re:moderated as troll by dpilot · · Score: 1

      Now that you mention it, me too.

      I had mod points just a few days ago, but the Real World was so busy most of them ended up expiring.

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    3. Re:moderated as troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no idea what you are talking about, perhaps I should get an account and figure it all out...

    4. Re:moderated as troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are assuming I never had an account and was willing to moderate. Perhaps I was a new user who had one -1 mod and a few +5 funny and saw no point in having a user name that posted the same level as AC because of one -1 mod from a humorless moderator.

    5. Re:moderated as troll by dpilot · · Score: 1

      From time to time I like to go for 'Funny' too. But I strive for more than that, and I have been given more than one 'Off Topic', too.

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    6. Re:moderated as troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which goes to the original point-- Funny on /. is always offtopic!

  67. Early shipment by jonathan_the_ninja · · Score: 1

    If anybody wants it early, just try Amazon. I know of instances where they have shipped stuff a day early!

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  68. ...as does the musical Oliver on DVD by fair_n_hite_451 · · Score: 1

    Er, or so I've been told anyway. ;-)

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  69. and "Jeremiah Johnson" by Juniper · · Score: 1

    In the VHS release, "Jeremiah Johnson" goes the full route with entr'acte and intermission inserted, and the movie is only 108 minutes!

    108 minutues is right about where I'll begin thinking about pausing the extended-DVD version of FOTR.

  70. And don't forget by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1

    "Deserves it! I daresay he does. Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement."

    --Gandalf (J. R. R. Tolkien)

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  71. Re:Long movies and Intermissions by dobber · · Score: 1

    I'm with you. For the original "Matrix" film, the bladder pain was so extreme, I had to run out during the chase scene at the end after the subway. One of the main climax scenes has a personal connection with me as I ran out of the theatre, into the restroom, and back -- all in time to see Neo entering the room and being shot by Agent Smith.

    Every time I watch that scene, I think back to my own chase scene...

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  72. Movies on DVD by merryworks4u · · Score: 1

    I am looking forward to see what sort of "package" deal come out once all three are out on DVD. Some sort of 10 disc special edition set.

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  73. it's wasn't a surprise for FOTR either by Harlockjds · · Score: 1

    they told everyone that their were 2 versions of FOTR comeing out way before the first version came out.

    Besides we are only talking 15 bucks or the 'short' version, i've gotten 6 packs that cost more than that.

  74. Not Ridiculous at All by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

    > What makes LoTR even more ridiculous is the way the ring was taken from whatever-was-his-name : chopped off by a broken sword. Sheesh, that ring must really be powerful. However, nobody seems to find that a problem.

    Two things to consider: first, the broken sword used to cut Sauron's hand off was very powerfully magical, and yet doing the deed was enough to break it, and second, in the battle (this was better addressed in the book than the movie) the Elves present had been using every bit of magical power they could muster in an effort to weaken Sauron's power, and despite the concerted efforts of hundreds of mages of considerable power, they were still only barely successful, and to top it off the ring corrupted Isildur almost as soon as he touched it. After that, the ring knew how long it had to wait for its master to regather his power, then directly affected fate to bring itself back into the flow of history. It corrupted everyone who touched it save one demigod, and even the Istari (Gandalf and Saruman and the few other powerful wizards mentioned) were no match for it. So yeah, it was rather powerful.

    Virg

    1. Re:Not Ridiculous at All by why-is-it · · Score: 1

      the broken sword used to cut Sauron's hand off was very powerfully magical, and yet doing the deed was enough to break it

      According to the movie, the sword was broken before Isildur cut the ring off of Sauron's hand. I can't remember how it happened in the books though.

      It is possible that the sword was broken before Sauron was disarmed (dis-fingered?).

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    2. Re:Not Ridiculous at All by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > So yeah, it was rather powerful.

      Indeed. Samwise carried the thing once, for less than a day, yet even after
      the ring and its master were destroyed, he was never the same and ultimitely
      left Middle Earth and went west over the sea, like the immortal elves, after
      Rose died.

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  75. Re:Why See the Movie When You Can Wait for the DVD by gozar · · Score: 1

    I doubt this will ever happen since the maximum length of an IMAX movie is 120 minutes.

    They had to cut 20 minutes out of Star Wars Episode II when it was shown on IMAX.

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  76. It's the backstory, stupid! by asternick · · Score: 1

    There has already been mention of both trilogy's backstories. I feel that it is worth mentioning that LOTR's backstory is epic, and The Matrix's backstory (the Animatrix) is CRAP. Did you watch that idiotic thing about the machines founding a city called "01" in Iraq? It was so insulting, so phoned in, that it left me wondering why they didn't bother even trying.

    Now I'll admit that the bulk of The Silmarillion is difficult to read, particularly the story of the Elves' battle with Morgoth (the first age). The idea of the story was solid, though, and the references to it in LOTR work incredibly well. In fact it is widely recognized as a groundbreaking work of literature for good reason. The story of Numenor (the second age) was gripping. In fact, I wish Peter Jackson would make another epic trilogy based on that. Can you imagine how much better it would be than the latest Star Wars, where we watched George Lucas, surrounded by sycophantic yes-men, defacate on his legacy.

  77. Re:Extra Footage on seperate DVD release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is this rude and inconsiderate. Just pretend they're only releasing one of each, if that makes you feel better. Meanwhile, people like me will be able to enjoy seeing both the regular and extended versions.

  78. 'Entre' (between) 'Acte' (act) by Shenkerian · · Score: 2, Informative
    1. It's entr'acte, not entracte.
    2. If your considered its etymology from French, you'd realise this.

    You're correct that your parent poster used it incorrectly. He meant overture.

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    1. Re:'Entre' (between) 'Acte' (act) by avdp · · Score: 1

      That's nice, but as a french speaking person I can tell you that we write "entracte", not "entr'acte".

    2. Re:'Entre' (between) 'Acte' (act) by Shenkerian · · Score: 3, Informative
      You could be right, but in English the word retains the apostrophe.

      Kind of funny, since French is typically more resistant to change, whereas English will happily hypenate then combine words (e.g., to[day|morrow].

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    3. Re:'Entre' (between) 'Acte' (act) by ak_hepcat · · Score: 1

      Whilst I never reply to trolling, I felt that it was worth my while.

      Use 'whilest' before a word beginning with a vowel.
      Use 'while' before words beginning without.

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    4. Re:'Entre' (between) 'Acte' (act) by avdp · · Score: 1

      English is full is French words misused and/or misspelled. My favorite in the misused category is "entree" which in French means "appetizer".

      Just keep that in mind next time you decide to rudely correct other people's mistakes by showing off your (apparently not so good) French skills.

    5. Re:'Entre' (between) 'Acte' (act) by chewy_2000 · · Score: 0

      That example is purely American English. In the Commonwealth, entree means appetizer.

  79. Re:43 minutes of new footage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    True...in every film prior to LotR where extra material never intended for the original release was filmed. Get a clue.

  80. Re:Why See the Movie When You Can Wait for the DVD by Malc · · Score: 1

    Your facts must be wrong:
    The Matrix Revolutions : The IMAX Experience(R) (DMR)

    At 130 minutes, it's not that much longer. I don't see why they can't split in to two movies if it's too long though...

  81. Re:Pah - You mean like this?... by gmag3 · · Score: 1

    You mean like this?

  82. Re:Long movies and Intermissions by gid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's one thing that really annoys me. That's why I don't buy food at the theaters, I don't WANT 32-64 ounces of pop and a giant tub of popcorn. A 12 ounce can, and a small thing of popcorn would be enough, thanks, but since I can't buy the sizes I want, I buy nothing, I just make sure I eat before I go to the theater.

    They give you massive quantities so they can justify charging you up out the ass for it, it's just annoying. I know the arguement behind it, the theater makes all their money on the consessions, well too bad, if they want to make money on me, they have one of two options, charge less for concessions, or charge more for the ticket.

    Sure you could argue that I buy the big gulp and not drink all of it, but I'm just a dumb animal, I'll eat/drink whatever's put in front of me to completion, which leaves me needing the pit stop. And wait a minute, it took you 15 minutes to take a piss, or did you drop the kids off at the pool while you were at it? :)

  83. When is a cut a good cut? by phorm · · Score: 1

    In many movies, scenes are cut from the theatre showing and added to DVD or a later "special edition movie" simply to nab a few more bucks. I think in this case however, it was honestly that the movie was *damn long*, and they had to cut it somewhere.
    For all those that were disappointed by some of those cuts, it does seem to catch certain plot-points that were not in the first release. Nice to see that sometimes they really do think of the fans. I mean, sure - they still want your money - but at least you're getting a little something bonus that is somewhat worth it

    For all those that haven't seen the original movie but will see the Extended Edition, I'd recommend that you take a bathroom break just around the time the Ents get really angry. Otherwise, with all the extra footage, the flood scene later might remind you a little forcibly about how hard a full LOTR viewing is on one's bladder...

  84. Re:Extra Footage on seperate DVD release by calethix · · Score: 1

    Ok, I think I have the post to end all of this silly complaints. Right here on Slashdot before FOTR was released on DVD is a warning to wait for the extended version.

    I'm pretty sure other sources like lordoftherings.net had info about the release dates sooner but I'm too lazy to do any more searching.

    So quit whining people. If you care enough about LOTR to actually want to see the extra footage, you should've also known well ahead of time about the extended versions.

  85. Seven Samurai by autechre · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Recently, the Charles Theatre in Baltimore began a Kurosawa marathon. They'll be showing a different one of his movies each week, once on Saturday night and once on Thursday night.

    I had actually never seen the Seven Samurai before, so I figured this was the time. My martial arts teacher gave me permission to skip class for something so important ("I would not be completely unhappy if you skipped class to see the Seven Samurai.")

    For those who don't know, it's over 3 hours; it started at 9:30 with no ads or trailers, and we got out of the theatre at about 12:40. When that intermission (5 minutes, IIRC) hit in the middle, I was pretty glad, and it looked like at least half of the theatre was too. I had even made sure not to drink vast amounts of anything (I usually drink a lot of water), but of course, Murphy's Law WILL bring the magical feeling upon you right in the middle of a great movie.

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    1. Re:Seven Samurai by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      Like Kurosawa I make mad films
      'Kay I don't make films
      But if I did they'd have a Samurai...

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  86. Re:Why See the Movie When You Can Wait for the DVD by bbkingadrock · · Score: 1

    well your wife's point of view is from that of someone who has not spent the last year/decade/lifetime frothing at the lips for this

  87. Re:Extra Footage on seperate DVD release by MadBiologist · · Score: 1
    They told you for the first one as well... I know, my roommate basically kept me up one night telling me what was going to on the expanded edition of FOTR in June. Since that was known then.. I don't see how you can feel screwed by their duel release.

    Peace!

    Jim

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  88. Slashdotted! - Clipped Article Content Below... by codesmith.ca · · Score: 5, Informative

    From digitalbits.com:

    Discs 1 and 2

    [tech stuff snipped]

    "It is an army bred for a single purpose... to destroy the world of men."

    And so we come to the crossroads. The Two Towers is the second installment in Peter Jackson's epic film adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkein's The Lord of the Rings - the installment poised to make or break the trilogy. Could Jackson and company follow up on the blockbuster success of 2001's The Fellowship of the Ring? Would the film continue with the same level of quality? Would the momentum of the story build upon the climax of the first film, and prepare audiences for the ultimate confrontation between good and evil in the soon to be released final chapter, The Return of the King? The answer to all of these questions, of course, is a resounding yes.

    As the film opens, we find ourselves plunged into the dark mines of Moria, to relive a few moments of Gandalf's confrontation with the fiery Balrog. But instead of playing out as we remember it in Fellowship of the Ring, this time, when Gandalf falls into the abyss, we fall with him to watch as his fight continues. The consequences of these moments will resound throughout much of the remainder of the story, as Frodo and Sam continue their quest to carry the One Ring into Mordor, and Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli race to save Merry and Pippin from the orcs. Along the way, two important new story elements come into play. The first is the character of Gollum, who is bound to the Ring in such a way that he simply must follow it to Mordor. As we watch, Gollum's dual personalities fight for dominance, one wishing to help Frodo and Sam in their quest, and the other seeking to kill them and take back the Ring that was stolen from him (as told in The Hobbit). Meanwhile, Aragorn and company have made their way into the horse realm of Rohan, whose king has fallen under Saruman's dark spell. The people of Rohan are made to suffer too, for Saruman has built a army of murderous orcs numbering ten thousand strong. Together, the white wizard and the dark lord, Sauron, mean to rule Middle-earth, and their first step in this conquest is to wipe out the kingdom of Rohan, and all of Mankind, once and for all. What follows is nothing less than a truly epic battle, in which the fate of both Middle-earth and the Quest of the Ring literally hang in the balance. Trust me when I say, it's like nothing you've ever seen before on film.

    What I appreciate most about The Two Towers is that Jackson has made no compromises for the audience. Middle-earth is a world where violence is commonplace, much blood is shed and evil stands a very real chance of winning and must be confronted head-on. There is no sugar coating on these bitter pills to make them easier to digest. As a result, the journey one takes in this film is just that much more satisfying. An additional compromise that Jackson manages to avoid is obvious right from the opening frames of The Two Towers. You simply MUST have seen the previous film in order to understand what's going on, because there is no recap of the action. Other than the very brief opening flashback, this film launches you immediately into the story, picking up right where Fellowship left you hanging. And the pace throughout much of the film is relentless, pausing only occasionally to let you catch your breath.

    In addition to Jackson's deft direction, the savvy adaptation and great performances by cast members new and old, there is much technically to be impressed with here as well. The character of Gollum, entirely created by computer graphics, is astonishing. At last, we have a CG character that gives a real dramatic performance on screen. This is thanks to the work of WETA Digital, as well as the strong acting of Andy Serkis. Serkis not only provides Gollum his voice, but his movent as well thanks to the process of motion capture. Serkis also performed the character on set with the actors, lending the final digital creation a particular presence and immediacy it would otherwise have lacke

  89. Fellowship extended version was worse in my book by pms2000 · · Score: 0

    They completely ruined the starting of the movie and really broke the timining of the whole thing. The editing on the original release was much tighter and moved alot smoother. Adding random bit and piece here and there doesn't make it better except to the hardcore fans desperate to see any second of more footage. Most of the time directors are entirly too close to the movie to be a good editor. Dirtector cuts usually suffer from this. Look at Blade Runner or LoTR.

  90. Re:Why See the Movie When You Can Wait for the DVD by gozar · · Score: 1
    Your facts must be wrong:
    The Matrix Revolutions : The IMAX Experience(R) (DMR)

    At 130 minutes, it's not that much longer. I don't see why they can't split in to two movies if it's too long though...

    I was going off the info from the Star Wars IMAX page:

    Feature films have to be cut to 120 minutes since that is the current maximum the platter can sustain. For number-minded trivia fans, the Episode II IMAX print is 58 inches in diameter and weighs 390 pounds! "It's the limit now," explains Bonnick. "We are actively developing a 150-minute solution that would be employed as an upgrade to the theaters in the future."

    At almost 400 pounds, you can see why they can't just switch reels during the production. I wonder if that website mentioned above didn't just paste the normal running length of the movie onto the website (or they could've gotten the 150 minute upgrade).

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  92. Re:Long movies and Intermissions by sparrow_hawk · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm a theater employee, and I can sympathize with you on the bladder-capacity issue. If I have even the smallest amount of soda, I will inevitably have to run the the bathroom. I got lucky in LotR:FotR -- even though I didn't buy any concessions, I still had to dash, and got back just in time to watch Gandalf's fight with the Balrog. (The upside is that concessions can make certain movies more bearable, however.)

    if they want to make money on me, they have one of two options, charge less for concessions, or charge more for the ticket.

    Sadly, the second option isn't available to us -- the studio wants its cut of the ticket, whether we charge $4 or $10, because in that case we're making money off "their" movie. This is why groups can't passes for a fundraiser (ie. they buy $4 passes and sell for $5), because the studio wants that money. We make nothing off the tickets regardless of how much we sell them for -- every theater is a popcorn-and-pop shop that happens to show movies, which is why we can't charge much less for concessions either.

    I know the situation sucks, but there's not really a whole lot the theaters can do about it. Blame the studios, not us.

  93. MPAA's new plan? by Jugalator · · Score: 1
    1. When all movies are done, release them all in their extended cut version as one long movie with even more extra material. Should be around 12 hours in total.
    2. Cooperate with Microsoft to make this disc only play in special DRM DVD's, and when done so, disable the pause button.
    3. Watch the movie pirates (yarrr!) die from blod clots!
    4. ???
    5. Profit!

    Now, this would have two side effects:
    1. Only legal users are affected, since pirates would have just released it as a DivX with surround sound support and no stupid DRM stuff.
    2. It would take away a lot of flexibility when watching it for legal users.

    In other words, just like any other badly thought out ??AA plan.
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  94. Re:Why See the Movie When You Can Wait for the DVD by tf23 · · Score: 1

    lack of patience!

    Sorry, I can wait for the extended set's to come out to buy the DVD of it.

    But there's such a long time between the movie's in the theaters and the extended DVD's come out. I just can't wait that long. So I go see it at the show.

    And anymore, I really do dread going to the theaters. All the idiots showing up late trying to fit 5 people into the middle while there's tons of seats open at the bottom, cellphones being answered, people talking and crap. But I can't wait, and those huge screens keep tempting me back...

  95. Faramir abuse was the worst... by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    let alone dragging the hobbits ... of course Sam had that great line, akin to "We should not be here Mr. Frodo"

    We have Peter Jackson's LOTR, not Tolkien

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    1. Re:Faramir abuse was the worst... by paco+verde · · Score: 1

      AMEN!

      What was the point of that? To me the most significant facet of Faramir's character was his wisdom in recognizing the folly of taking the ring, to resist it, and to just let Frodo and Sam go. Why he had to screw that up I don't know.

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  97. Re:Extra Footage on seperate DVD release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    4 analogies and all of them about cars. I guess that's the only thing you know about.

    that's the only thing you know about.

    that's the only thing you know about.

    that's the only thing you know about. ...thus it is true.

  98. Re:Long movies and Intermissions by sharkey · · Score: 1
    a time that would shame an Indy pit crew.

    Hey, you have to be fast when the snake pit has as many snakes as the Well of the Souls.

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  99. 4 analogies and all of them about cars by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

    I was on a car kick this morning, sue me.

    Want more?

    Apple makes a 15" LCD iMac and a 17" LCD iMac...damn them for giving people choices!

    Boeing Makes two models of widebody jets and two models of narrow body jets and two models of multi-role strike fighters...damn them for giving people choices.

    I mean the F-15E was out then they came out with the F-18A/B then the -18C/D and now the extra big -18E/F...damn them!

    Apple sells a 10 user licence of X Server and an unlimited user licence...why? Are they trying to make money or something!?

  100. The Theater Experience by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

    > My wife brought up a good point: if the DVD(s) is will be stoked with so many "extra features", how much of an effect will that have on getting people to see the movie? Why bother going at all?

    Even seeing a movie like this on a huge TV with a great home theater sound system does not stand up to seeing it on a 30 foot screen. I wait for many, many movies on DVD since they don't lose much going to video, but epics and action films are just more engrossing in the theater.

    Virg

  101. Re:bleh x2 by lysium · · Score: 1
    and fscking elves at the battle.

    Not only that, but the fscking elves were cut down like wheat, which throws Tolkein's idea of the supercapable elf warrior right out the window. According to orthodoxy, the elves are supposed to be the best individual fighters in Middle Earth.

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  102. No a troll. by atheken · · Score: 0, Redundant

    a) the Parent is not a troll, before moderating, understand WHAT THE HELL EACH THING MEANS.

    b) Stanley Kubrick: you love him or you hate him... Take AI, if you love Stanley, the movie is great, and on scale with the rest of his movies, if you don't like Stanley, you wonder how Spielburg could have made such a "bad movie" hahahaha

  103. What really bothered me about TTT... by InThane · · Score: 1

    Warning, this entire post should be considered spoiler bait !

    First off, I'm a big fan of the original books. FotR (the movie) did not impress me greatly - too much of the books ended up on the cutting room floor, and stuff that had no point (like that damn staircase sequence in the middle of the balrog chase) ended up replacing stuff that should have been in the film, like the gift-giving scene in Lorien. Yes, the basic plot of the story was adhered to, but there were huge gaps that just rubbed me the wrong way.

    FotR (extended edition) made up for that in my mind - the gifts were added back in, and some other minor scenes that added good flavor to the film brought it up to a respectable tribute to something that is essentially unfilmable. I even forgave Peter for his staircase sequence.

    TTT, on the other hand, brought strongly mixed emotions from me. Golumn is an incredible work, and his portrayal was the first time I was ever able to really pity him as a character. On the other hand, the portrayal of ents as a bunch of idiots that had to be hoodwinked into taking down Saruman, as well as the major changes to the character of Faramir, and the mess that was the battle of Helm's deep (don't get me started about Legolas, or the elves, or the sudden conclusion of the battle) did not impress me.

    (Ok, I'll get started about Legolas. Here's a complete badass, who has so far has a greater than 1:1 kill ratio with his arrows against orcs (he kills 2 orcs with one shot in FotR) who puts TWO arrows into the torch carrier, but doesn't drop him, and then immediately afterwards shoots FOUR orcs and drops all four WHILE SURFING DOWN A STAIRCASE ON A SHIELD! Sheesh.)

    What I'm getting at is that the problems with FotR were not for the most part structural, but instead a problem of omission, while the problems that I have seen in TTT are structural, and not a problem of omission. I'm still getting the extended edition, and I will be interested to see how it works out, but I fear that out of the trilogy, TTT does not give me great hope for RotK...

    Oh, and yes, I do expect to be flamed to Holy Hell and back for this. Still, it had to be said.

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    1. Re:What really bothered me about TTT... by Josh+Booth · · Score: 1

      I agree with you. I even gave my original FotR DVD to my girlfriend because it is just painful to me to see how they screwed up the story. I loved the begining, but it just went downhill from there. Maybe I'll have to check into the FotR Extended Edition to see how much better it is.

    2. Re:What really bothered me about TTT... by pauls2272 · · Score: 1

      Your right. I liked Fotr (both regular and extended editions). He cut a lot but what was there was JRRT.

      TTT is another matter with all his made up scenes and character changes. I didn't like it much.

      The advantage of the DVD is that you can skip all the PJ shit easily.

  104. But what about us carousel owners? by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 3, Funny

    My problem will be that I can run 6 DVD's in a row. I guess when all three are out it'll be the LotR - Exploded Bladder edition for me. :-}

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    1. Re:But what about us carousel owners? by adamfranco · · Score: 3, Funny

      Come on, be creative: install a toilet IN your couch!

      Then, you can put up a website about it, post here, and become a geek GOD!

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    2. Re:But what about us carousel owners? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Ever hear of catheters? Only the best will do for true LOTR fans.

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  105. Re:Bored of the Rings by Migraineman · · Score: 1

    Troll? Perhaps, though I stand by the statement that it was a boring movie. Both my wife and I watched it, and were tempted to leave early. As I understand it, Frodo needs to destroy the ring. He's still got it, and doesn't appear much closer to getting rid of it. The whole 10000-Orc battle just seemed to be a CG animator's wet dream, and a distraction from the main plot line. The combat was pedantic at best, and cartoonish at worst. It failed to draw me into the storyline, and that left me without emotional interest in the outcome.

    I'm not sure I really care about additional footage showing the romantic interest between Aragorn and Eowyn, unless their child grows up to ultimately fight his father and save the Empire. Oh wait, that'd require Natalie Portman and her cardboard performance ... nevermind.

  106. Long Term Memory by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

    > I dont recall the moth in the book.

    Dang, I don't recall any mention of a lucky break. It's been a long time, so I'll have to dust off my copy and reread that part. It seems my memory is being corrupted a bit by the forces of evil.

    Virg

    1. Re:Long Term Memory by PreviouslySeen · · Score: 1

      I hear you--been a while since I read Fellowship too! Im getting old--memory corrupted by the forces of time and age!

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  107. Re:Why See the Movie When You Can Wait for the DVD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why see any movie in the theaters when you can wait up to a year (or longer) to see it on DVD?....Because if people like it, they want to see it again, and again.

  108. Re:Long movies and Intermissions by SwissCheese · · Score: 1

    So why aren't movie tickets $1. I know I would see a lot more movies if it wasn't $20 for my wife and I.

  109. Just a Reminder: November 18! by crashnbur · · Score: 3, Informative

    Because it is not mentioned in the story or any of the highly modded comments yet, I thought I'd remind the masses once again that the extended version of The Two Towers will be released to the masses on November 18. I will be among the first in line!

    1. Re:Just a Reminder: November 18! by jroysdon · · Score: 1

      Not to drop any names, but Amazon.com has it for $25.99 and free shipping (for orders over $25). Anyone know of anywhere else that has it cheaper?

  110. Re:yes but by digital_b · · Score: 0

    who cares? this is why people who like computers are considered to be dorks. this movie and tron and star wars and star trek have NOTHING to do with why enthusiasts like computers and operating systems. this type of crap is for mal adjusted dorks who cannot handle dealing with real people and real situations AKA life. these are the real geeks. YIKES.

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  111. Matrix has no depth by blitz487 · · Score: 1

    The Matrix has depth? What depth? I had the big secret figured out about 5 minutes into the first Matrix. The rest of the plot is simply a ludicrous framework upon which to show off action sequences. After all, what possible logical reason is there for a completely computer generated world to need kung-fu? ROFL. For a far superior take on virtual reality, see "The 13th Floor".

  112. Re:Extra Footage on seperate DVD release by pmz · · Score: 1

    It's rude, because he knows that the publishers know that he will still dish out too much money for every edition of LOTR published in the next 25 years. Then, the 25th anniversary edition will come out only starting the madness, yet again. He will be living in a rusted-out trailer in a flood zone with anemic kids, but still be proud of his 100% complete mint collection of all the LOTR stuff marketed since the first edition of the book was published way back when. When a hurricane wipes out his trailer taking his collection to the museum in the sky, he'll be the one on camera crying about how his whole life was destroyed, in spite of the fact that his wife and kids are fine and standing right next to him.

  113. Re:Bored of the Rings by pms2000 · · Score: 0

    If it wasnt for the funny bits with Gimli and Legolas I probably would have fallen asleep. Is it just me or was Gollum the worst of an overacting cartoon in movie history ?

  114. This is why they make PCs with HD out... by weedenbc · · Score: 1
    Nothing says fanboy like ripping the entire extended version of all 3 movies onto your harddrive, joining them together, then playing it back in High Def. Of course, I've only done this with the first one but after next week I will be 2/3rds of the way there!

    Mmmmmmm. 12 hours of LOTR goodness.

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  115. Return to Hobbiton by straterpatrick · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know if they are including the "Return to Hobbiton" chapter at the end of ROTK in the movie?
    Seems like it might be anti-climactic, but interesting? Anyone really know?
    Maybe it will be something they add to the extended DVD version.

    Strater

    1. Re:Return to Hobbiton by SpryGuy · · Score: 1

      They are not, in fact, including the "Return to Hobbiton" chapter. Peter Jackson has stated this in some previous interviews.

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    2. Re:Return to Hobbiton by The+Zody · · Score: 1

      I read somewhere that the only burning of the shire we are going to see was the scene in the first movie. So there will be no return to hobbiton.

  116. Re:Long movies and Intermissions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good F'n call (but my guess would be that the studios make them charge that much)... as well, why not make the concession less pricey, then more people would buy it and you'd probably make more money.

  117. It's all about the characters.. by weedenbc · · Score: 1
    Take away the grand storyline and good vs. evil and incredible scenery and awesome fights and you still have the characters.

    What really struck me when I read the books the first few times was how attached I became to the characters. The range of human emotions that were present in the book - from fear to happiness to despair to anger to love - came through loud and clear. And it had nothing to do with the standard Hollywood method of forcing it down your throat (see Pearl Harbor or Armageddon for examples).

    Also, don't forget that the original stories were published decades ago and spawned the entire fantasy genre. We look at them today and think they are just ripping off Dungeons and Dragons or Magic. Most people fail to realize how old LOTR is and that the above examples are actually rip offs of it not the other way around.

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  118. Must remember to check links... by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't want to deprive slashdot of the convenience of a correct link to Cure for Insomnia

  119. The funny thing is... by tim447 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That the Matrix deals with just exactly the issues you're saying it doesn't:

    What Neo really represents: Is he human? Is he just another program introduced by the Architect to cull the dissenters from the Matrix and make ever-more-perfect iterations of the simulation world?

    Good needing evil and vice versa: Not only in this case does good need evil, evil also needs good. In fact, Neo coming back from "death" and "killing" Agent Smith in the first movie is what showed Smith that the "purpose of life... is to end" but that it the end could come on his own terms, setting him free to pursue his own nefarious goals. Also, Smith's assimilation of first the Oracle and then Neo are what ultimately cause his demise - you can say this is because as total opposites of each other, Smith and Neo cannot exist without each other... or that Smith's "assimilating" Neo's abilities allowed Neo to eliminate him from the inside out. Either way you choose, once Neo dies, so does Smith. (And if the Oracle and Seraph are back at the end of the film, shouldn't that mean that Neo should also? They were all "killed" by Smith's assimilation, and you'd expect that programs would be more irreversably effected by Smith than Neo.)

    Not to mention, the whole "world as illusion" motif from the first movie, which certainly took a bit of time to wrap your mind around. At which point, they showed us Neo's ability to sense and act within the two overlapping worlds... gave us the Architect's speech and its ramifications... there's plenty to think about here if you want to look deeper than the very cool fight scenes and special effects.

    Last but not least, do a search on Amazon and get a listing of all the books that have sprung up dealing with the series and its origins in (and perspectives on) theologies, mythologies, and general world views...

    Having said all that, I whole-heartedly agree that LOTR is a much deeper creation, because it was first created as a book, for which more detail is just a part of the process. (A process which Tolkien took to a much more impressive length than most other authors.) Still, the Matrix movies are fun to watch, and while there may be plot holes and imprefections... when was the last time any action movie really gave you any deep topics to discuss in a coffee shop or theology class?

  120. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod the parent up! Absolutely hysterical Matrix Revolutions script parody beyond the link, definitely worth the read.

  121. Re:Why See the Movie When You Can Wait for the DVD by jimsum · · Score: 1

    The sound and seats at my home are better than what I find in all but a few special theatres. I cringed from the over boosted treble I heard when I saw the first Lord of the Rings; swords fights were excruciating and my ears were ringing at the end. It was a relief when the movie was over.

    I like a big screen; but the downside of seeing a movie with people that won't shut up, on uncomfortable seats, at great expense, completely outweighs the upside of screen size.

    And, in the case of Lord of the Rings, the extended DVD version is much better than what they showed in the theatre!

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  122. Whimp by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

    Please, /. is mostly ADHD geeks that have no proplem spending 5-6 hours straight playing video games, hammering code, reading techinial books...but often can't remember to match their socks...

    1. Re:Whimp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok fucktard... ADHD => low attention span... so why would an ADHD person not have a problem with 5-6hrs of gaming, coding, and reading?

  123. Rationalizing Faramir by Ill_Omen · · Score: 1

    First off, let me be clear... I didn't like what happened to Faramir.

    However, let's assume you're someone who hasn't ever read the books. Throughout all of the movies, you've heard how powerfully corrupting this Ring is. You've seen Gandalf refuse to touch it. You've seen Boromir betray the Fellowship for it. And now you see this random guy, who turns out to be Boromir's brother, presented with an opportunity to take the Ring.

    If you're someone who doesn't know what's "supposed" to happen, you're EXPECTING Faramir to want the Ring. If he just says "Ah, ok, you two random little people can take this powerful weapon into the hands of the enemy" you're not going to think "Oh, how noble of you". You're going to think "Hello Big Freakin' Plot Hole". There wasn't time to develop Faramir's character in the hidden caves (I forgot their name). So they had to do something else to rationalize Faramir releasing Frodo.

    1. Re:Rationalizing Faramir by b-baggins · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      By straying from the original theme of the ring at the beginning of the movie, Jackson has started a domino effect that causes more and more damage the further into the story you go, and forces Jackson to get more and more radical in the patches he has to apply just to keep the story from looking totally stupid.

      If Jackson had started his screenplay with Tolkien's treatment of the ring, then Faramir's character would make PERFECT sense, and would be a powerful foil against the pride of Boromir and make the love Faramir had for his brother all the more poignant.

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  124. Re:bleh x2 by jcoleman · · Score: 1

    They weren't fighting in single combat. They were fighting as an army, not to mention they were fighting with a human army, in the style of human combat. Who knows how the elves would have fared by themselves, with equal numbers.

  125. Re:Long movies and Intermissions by j_snare · · Score: 1

    When Titanic was out in theatres, my family went to see it with some other relatives. Right after dinner. And was parked in the middle of the row with some sizable people around.

    Started having to go to the bathroom within the first 15-30 minutes. And what did the majority of the end of the movie (at least that I bothered watching) have to do with? Right. Water. Nice flushing sounds as the water is going through the ship..

    Oh yeah, and to spoil it for anyone who hasn't seen it: The ship sinks! :-)

  126. Re:Long movies and Intermissions by milkman_matt · · Score: 1
    Obviously, you don't order and consume a 'super-sized' beverage that is at least twice the maximum human bladder capacity in the first hour of the film.

    I missed the penultimate 15 minute segment of Lotr:FotR because I DID. I also discovered that when sufficiently motivated, I can be back in my seat in a time that would shame an Indy pit crew.

    Man, I didn't miss any of the movie, but since you bring this up, the only time i've really -had- to leave a movie due to drinking a 'large' soda (is it just me? or do the movie theater larges remind anyone else of the bladder buster soda from LSL2? heh) anyhow, I didn't miss any of the movie (didn't piss myself either, if you're wondering) but that f'ing scene toward the end of LOTR:TTT where there was massive flooding -everywhere- was excruciatingly painful.

    -matt

  127. Movie ticket? by KinCross · · Score: 1

    I'm at work, so I've only had a chance to skim the article and the higher modded comments, but does anyone know if they'll be including a coupon for a free showing of ROTK like they did for TTT when the FotR extended release came out?

    For those who didn't buy the FOTR extended release straight out of the blocks last year, they came with coupons worth one admission to TTT that had to be used by the end of the year (i.e.: you had two weeks to use the coupon).

    Made a $25 purchase all the more worthwhile once you factored in the $10 (NYC) free showing of TTT.

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  128. I will have to hold your responsible... by TheConfusedOne · · Score: 2, Funny

    Come on, be creative: install a toilet IN your couch!

    I'm thinking the overclocking, water cooling, and see-through side with the neon lighting wouldn't be a good idea for such a project.

    I wouldn't dare post it on slash dot for fear of enciting all the core dump jokes...

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    1. Re:I will have to hold your responsible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I wouldn't dare post it on slash dot for fear of enciting all the core dump jokes...

      Core dump or corn dump?

  129. You forgot one... by HomerJayS · · Score: 1

    6. The machines could put the food they are feeding the humans to more efficient use by using it to generate power directly. It is a tremendous waste of energy to use humans as AA Energizers. This is Thermodynamics 101. Why are the machines so damned stupid?

  130. TV Series by doconnor · · Score: 1

    When these movies comes to network television, with so much content, they could probably get a whole season of one hour episodes out of it, rather then show it as a series of movies.

    If you include the extras there are 12 hours of movie. If you add time for commercials and introductions, credits, reviews and previews, you could extand that to 17 hours. Add some "making of" stuff to each episode you could get a bit more.

    With it's leangth there may not be any other pratical way to put it on network television.

  131. LoTR vs. Matrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the big deal for me is that LoTR doesn't blow huge holes in it's plot as matrix did. He can stop bullets with his mind, but in the same scene has to fight H2H? riiiiight.... He can reach into Trinity and fix her heart, but he can no longer jump into Agents like in the first one?? OoooooKaaay.... Oh, but wait, there were "upgrades." Too bad he was mostly fighting outdated rogue programs. It's just bad writing, and makes no sense. And talk about a need for editing, jeebus that rave scene sucked. Couldn't they have released that on the "extended" edition, and left it out of the theater?

    Not to mention the CGI was a bit overused and cheesey looking. I sure couldn't have animated human models that well, but still, it didn't look so great.

    Too many flaws in the Matrix, LoTR wins.

  132. Re:Ben Hur(?entr'acte?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a stickler for precision...

    *entracte* is the intermission, not the musical opening. It means 'between acts' in french (and doesn't have punctuation in the middle)

  133. Re:Thr Ring Cycle -Seeing the Uber-cut in the thea by Atragon · · Score: 0

    Yes it is. This December, selected theaters across North America (and possibly some worldwide) will be getting on the 5th a special extended print of FotR, on the 12th a special extended print of TT, and then on the 16th will be showing both of these prints back-to-back with RotK.

    My local theater is one of the selected ones, the event starts in the afternoon and runs till after midnight. (I can't remember the exact showtimes, I think it's something like 1:30pm, 5pm, and 10pm, but as I said, I don't know and those don't sound quite right.)

  134. Bored of the Rings.... by LamerX · · Score: 1

    Okay, the movies were the same thing over and over. I just thought they were boring. The lack of endings on the first two movies was terrible, no form of closure whatsoever. And "THE PRESCIOUS" drove me absolutely nuts.

    1. Re:Bored of the Rings.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, the movies were the same thing over and over. I just thought they were boring. The lack of endings on the first two movies was terrible, no form of closure whatsoever.

      Thanks for keeping us up to date.

      And "THE PRESCIOUS" drove me absolutely nuts.

      No kidding. With spelling that bad, who wouldn't be driven nuts?

    2. Re:Bored of the Rings.... by LamerX · · Score: 1

      This was supposed to be a troll goddamnit. I must not be all that good at making them.

  135. Re: themes in LotR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Themes and allegory are different things. A theme is really just an idea--allegory is having one story symbolically stand in for another story.

    Example:

    The Ring Trilogy most definitely has an anti-industrial, pro-bucolic theme. It also has less savory themes such as being pro-monarchy and more than a little racist.

    The Matrix has themes, but it also has allegory. Neo is a stand-in for Christ. "Waking up from the Matrix" is a stand-in for any number of Gnostic myths about the same subject.

    When people thought the Ring Trilogy was an allegory about the rise of fascism in Europe, Tolkien wrote that he hated allegory and if he wanted to write about the rise of fascism in Europe, he'd damn well write about it instead of using allegory.

    Basically Tolkien thought allegory was a cop-out for authors who weren't sure they really wanted to write about their actual subject matter, so they invented a symbolic buffer between the subject and the reader.

    I'm not sure the Wachowski brothers chose the Matrix instead of a movie about religion and philosophy as a cop-out, but it's certainly allegorical.

  136. PJ has answered this question himself. by kiddailey · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you watch any of the interviews where Peter Jackson is talking about the extended versions, he answers the question as to which is the 'real' version and why the extended versions were produced.

    "Director's cut implies that the theatrical version was not the movie I wanted to make." is what he says. The Extended Versions were created for the purpose of giving that little something extra to the fans.

    1. Re:PJ has answered this question himself. by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      Hmm, interesting.

      Part of the problem with LOTR of course, is that the original script was already written, and not with the intent of being made into a movie. I must say that Jackson did an excellent job of adapting the first book, and an acceptable job of the second, which is more than most book-->movie translations get. I guess it's more understandable to have multiple versions when adapting someone elses's well-known material.

      The most interesting part of this whole process is that many movies now are deliberately being made with 'optional' bits that can be cut for the theatrical release, and added in for the DVD. On original screenplays, this strikes me as a money grab, at the expense of the movie's integrity.

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  137. repeat the extras? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For those of us who do buy both ... If they had repeated the extras from the first disc, it would have made the new extra stuff SHORTER and I would have felt like I was paying for the second crap twice.

    How is that better?

    1. Re:repeat the extras? by GenSolo · · Score: 1

      Because if they had all the extras of the theatrical edition on the extended edition DVDs, you'd be an idiot for buying both and nobody feels pressured to waste money on the version they don't want to watch just for the extras.

  138. You can still buy tickets on Ebay by daveo0331 · · Score: 1

    Ebay auctions here

    Be prepared to pay... people are bidding these up to around $50 a ticket.

    One guy bid $1299 for 2 tickets to the Hollywood screening.

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  139. Re:Why See the Movie When You Can Wait for the DVD by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

    Because it's better to see the movie at a theatre with better sound and large screen, months earlier than you can on a small tv with crappy speakers after already everyone saw it and was telling you how great it is?

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  140. Re:Rumour has it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There has been discussion (by, e.g., Ian McKellan) of Peter Jackson directing _The Hobbit_ as a television series. McKellan thinks that because of the self-contained nature of each chapter, _The Hobbit_ would be perfect for such a production, with one episode per chapter.

    Sounds like a great idea to me, except that I don't watch TV.

  141. Re:Thr Ring Cycle -Seeing the Uber-cut in the thea by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

    Actually, there is an EE print of FOTR. They're only showing it once, on Dec. 16th, along with EE TTT and ROTK. A DAY before ROTK opens!

    I got tickets too... WOOHOO.

    I doubt there are any left.

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  142. Thanks slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the place where I rent videos, they have tried to push the theatrical version DVD on me. Well, I wouldn't bother to try to explain why I don't generally buy DVD's in the first place, or that the LOTR series are the only films I expect to see in a theatre, this year or next. But I did see fit to try to explain that I didn't want to buy that version, but that I'd be happy to make a pre-order for the extended version. I did this a few times. Consistent reaction from the clerks. It's like, if you work in a video store, and you DON'T EVEN KNOW that there's going to be an extended version (like there was on the first one, duh?) that's a great way to lose whatever respect I had for you.

    I have a similar attitude toward the guys who work in mall software stores who are somehow not at all hip to what's coming out. I'm not even a GAMER, and I know what titles they don't have in their store. Bizarre... I mean when it's your job, it seems reasonable to expect you to know this stuff, even if it is a shiddy job.

    So Slashdot alerted me that this dvd was finally being released, and the preorder went to Amazon.

    It's the only DVD I've bought since the last LOTR, making a total of two DVD's this year. It takes something like LOTR to make me cave on what is effectively a boycott of MPAA and RIAA materials.

  143. Not IP rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    those are its IPOO rights.

  144. Re:Bored of the Rings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As I understand it, Frodo needs to destroy the ring

    This has got to be worth some award as the most incredible inablity to understand a plot in the history of the human race.

  145. Re:Long movies and Intermissions by TerryMathews · · Score: 2, Informative

    Because the price charged for the ticket determines the class of the theater which determines how quickly said theater gets movies.

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  146. Ha! You asked for it.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't get your eyes off his ass, eh? Well, maybe you should think about your sexual alignment then.. ;)

  147. Re:Long movies and Intermissions by ChreodeRiot · · Score: 1

    I had to run out during Matrix Revolutions, luckily there were plenty of opportunities!!!

  148. Can't we all just get along? by PMuse · · Score: 1

    Why do people lash out viciously at movies that actually make an attempt a real depth (LOTR), while simultaneously holding up the Matrix as the cinematic "Gold Standard?"

    Why, oh why, is anyone "lashing out" at all? Me, I'm still deleriously happy that some one with reasonably good taste got himself ahold of an unlimited budget, and finally made a visually beautiful film of LotR. Then, my happiness is increased that some one else has written and made another interesting and visually spectacular sci-fi/fantasy trilogy in the Matrix.

    You won't find me whining about whether my glass is half empty or half full -- because now I have two glasses, and there's tasty brew in both of them!

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  149. Re:Long movies and Intermissions by DarthTaco · · Score: 1

    I got lucky in LotR:FotR -- even though I didn't buy any concessions, I still had to dash, and got back just in time to watch Gandalf's fight with the Balrog.

    How many times do you use the bathroom during a given day?

    I know not all of us have the same sized bladder... But I wonder if some of this isn't a result of conditioning. The lights go out, the music starts, and whammo, you've got to pee. Whether your bladder is full or not.

  150. Movies and Community by Aqua_Geek · · Score: 1

    One word: community.

    Movies were originally created for and meant to be experienced as a community. They were cheap entertainment in which audiences could escape the world in which they lived and be taken to any place and any time in history. They could escape the mundane lives they lived - even if just for a brief amount of time.

    Viewing it in the theater - with a lot of other people - also gives the viewer comfort in that there are other people in the world right now who share their views. The viewer is reassured that somebody else has enjoyed the magnificent work of Tolkien. He/she is not alone. And in today's world, that is a very comforting thought.

    Just my 2 cents...

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  151. Theatrical on VHS; Extended on DVD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been purchasing the theatrical release on VHS to share with friends. Then, I get the extended release on DVD for myself and friends that I would invite over.

  152. CS Lewis and JRR Tolkien were very good friends by deputydink · · Score: 1
    CS Lewis and JRR Tolkien were very good friends and both taught at oxford during the london blitz.

    Its said that "The Lion,the witch and the wardrobe" and LOTR were both written at the same time as an exercise in childrens writing, however, by all accounts tolkien didn't really like kids, thus Hobbits.

    Both men critiqued each others work and were heavily influenced by the war. Tolkien later denied any metaphorical relation to Sauron to hitler, but reading the "Scour of the Shire" at the end of the books really makes me wonder. Clearly aslan is a christ figure in TLTWATW but Tolkien always denied this in Gandalf. While tolkien was just a practicing Anglican (i think) Lewis was a very pious Quaker.

  153. Re:Long movies and Intermissions by sparrow_hawk · · Score: 1

    Mr. Mathews is correct in that the ticket price determines how soon we get movies, and is also somewhat dependent on where the theater is. A standard adult ticket at the fiveplex I work at is $6.50, whereas in some places it can run as high as $10.

    As a first-run movie theater, we cannot contractually sell tickets for less than $4, which is why $1 tickets won't fly. Again, it's not the theaters that are doing this, it's the movie studios.

  154. Re:Long movies and Intermissions by Tombstone-f · · Score: 1

    Two reasons.

    First, like another reply said it determines when the theatre can get the movie. Dollar movie theatres have older movies for a reason.

    Second, because he's wrong. I also work at a movie theatre, and also used to think this was true. After talking to my Boss, she told me that our theatre makes roughly have of our money on tickets and the other half on concessions.

  155. Re:bleh x2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably not so good considering they don't FUCKING EXIST.

  156. Re:Long movies and Intermissions by eison · · Score: 1

    The theater gets a cut of the ticket sales. It's a sliding scale, very little during the first two weeks, much more when they keep the film longer.

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  157. No Closure? Au contraire. by Aqua_Geek · · Score: 1

    There is not meant to be complete closure until the end of RoTK. It's not like they are all separate entities; Tolkien did not write one and then decided that he wanted to write a sequel. They are meant to be read from Book 1 to 6, and consequently the movies are one continual story.

    Be patient and rest assured that RoTK will finally deliver your complete closure.

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  158. Re:Extra Footage on seperate DVD release by RedWizzard · · Score: 1

    Have you considered the cost of producing these extras? If they did a single release the cost to the consumer would have to be higher and then people would complain about that. Some people want to pay for all those extras and some don't.

  159. Re:And The Seven Samurai... by MuParadigm · · Score: 1


    Which is on Criterion and *highly* recommended.

  160. Re:Bored of the Rings by Aqua_Geek · · Score: 1

    Just one suggestion: read the books (again if you already have). Gollum had the ring for quite some time; it drove him mad. His only goal in life is to get it back. It has completely taken over his mind.

    As for the worst overacting cartoon: um, did you see Episode I?? If you did, how can you put Gollum below Jar-Jar Binks??

    "Meesa Golllum. Meesa wants dat ring dat yousa got."
    Or how about: "Yousa saved me! Dat Faramir hesa was going to shoot meesa. Mount Doom? No, meesa can't go dersa. It is no goodsa - meesa will die-sa. OK, little hobbits, meesa show yousa the way to Gungan City - er - Mount Doom-sa."

    Gollum, on the other hand, is not a rediculous character. Serkis does not overact, IMHO. Gollum is exactly how I pictured him while reading the books and I really have to give Serkis two thumbs up.

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  161. You sir, are an UBER Dork, -1 FOR YOU!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been waiting with held breath for this one. I just wish it would ship a few days early!

    So sad. Now it's one thing to be a normal flute toting band dork like the vast majority of /. But you are taking it far to the extreme. Is LOTR truly the most important thing in your life? You're acting like it, and that's just too pathetic, even for /.

  162. Re:Bored of the Rings by pms2000 · · Score: 0

    Oh I think your confusing character and performance. Like him or not, Jar Jar Binks was exactly what he was supposed to be so, probabably could be considered a good performance. Gollum, on the other hand, is a character from a book that I felt was completely overacted and got about 10x more screen time then he should have.

  163. Re:Bored of the Rings by Aqua_Geek · · Score: 1

    It failed to draw you into the storyline? You were left without emotional interest in the outcome?

    Let me get this straight:

    You have a wife, and yet you could not connect with the characters? If they failed, the Uruks would have gone into the caves and massacred the women and children. The cross-cutting between the battle and the terrified families huddled in the caves failed to create any emotional connection? Seeing any "able-bodied men" - most of whom had "seen too many winters, or too few" - pulled away from their crying families, some never to see them again, did not in any way make you sympathize with them? Seeing terrified teenagers don weapons and armor failled to create any emotional interest in wheter they lived or died? Seeing the thousands of faces as they looked on in horror at the ten thousand approaching Uruks - who didn't care wheter they lived or died as they were "bred for a single purpose - to destroy the world of men" - failed to emotionally connect you in any way with the characters?

    I don't know about you - but watching all of the above, a very strong emotional connection was created in me for the characters and the outcome.

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  164. Re:yes but by Aqua_Geek · · Score: 1

    "this type of crap is for mal adjusted dorks who cannot handle dealing with real people and real situations AKA life. these are the real geeks. YIKES."

    Wow. I am completely speechless. So, what you're saying is that people who enjoy LoTR or Tron or Star Wars or Star Trek or any movie in which the audience has a chance to escape from the "real world" AKA life are the real dorks and these movies are for these "real" dorks who cannot deal with real people and real life?

    We - yes, I guess I would have to be included in the "real dorks" catagory as I really enjoyed the LoTR books and the movies - enjoy escaping from life and our problems in it by watching these kind of movies. You, on the other hand, do what? Program a few hundred lines of code to make yourself feel better? Post comments on /.? I really want to know how you deal with life. How do you purge your anger and hatred after dealing with someone who doesn't even know what a mouse does? How do you deal with life that qualifies you as "not a geek" - even though you read /. ("News for nerds - stuff that matters")?

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  165. Re:Bored of the Rings by Aqua_Geek · · Score: 1

    I realize there is a difference between character and performance.

    Here's a partial list of how I would define a performance as "good" or "bad:"
    1. Is the performance appropriate for the character? I believe Serkis' performance is very on-par with the character portrayed by Tolkien. I gave the summary of Gollum's character to show how his performance is on-par. As for screen time, I don't think it was too much. He did have a lot, but as Gandalf forshadows, he does play a very key part in the end. Most of the time he got helps to delineate his character - his schizophrenic struggle and consequently his untrustworthiness. Serkis' performance isn't over-the-top. It rather is appropriate of the character.
    2. Is the performance consistent? Again, yes. Serkis is the same schizophrenic Gollum throughout the whole film.
    3. Expressiveness: the animators did a wonderful job with Gollum's body language and particularly his facial expressions and eyes. Take for example, the scene in which Gollum decides to have "her" kill off the nasty little hobbitses. His evil smirk and dark, squinted eyes give the audience a sense of his deep malice and insanity.

    The list goes on.

    If Lucas meant Jar-Jar to be annoying, then yes, his performance is "good." I think Serkis' performance as Gollum is very close to how Tolkien portrays the character in the books and therefore also "good." You may have pictured Gollum differently than I did, though, which would lead to your differing evaluation of his performance.

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  166. IHBT... by Shenkerian · · Score: 2, Funny
    I was rudely correcting another's rude incorrect correction of a correct usage.

    Since you brought it up, explain to me where my French was incorrect: does entre not mean between, or does acte not mean act?
    My other statements concerned English.

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    1. Re:IHBT... by avdp · · Score: 1

      "entre" does mean between, and "acte" means act. You were however incorrect in telling him (rudely or not) that he should have "realized" from that little fact that the English spelling has an apostrophe in it. Unlike what you apparently assumed, even the French don't put one in there.

      All I am saying is that when you write some witty and rude (deserved or not) retort, you'd better have your facts straight.

  167. Purist Edit by danila · · Score: 1
    They would definitely not do it, Jackson's ego would not endure that. But despair not, there is still hope.

    Check this thread at ShareReactor, an older posting on Slashdot or this Wikipedia entry.

    You might actually like it. BTW, it also solves other problems mentioned in this thread, namely

    fscking elves at the battle

    Faramir taking Frodo and Sam to Osgiliath

    bizzarre little side plot of ... Aragorn falling down

    Theoden being posessed instead of manipulated

    the ["Toss me!"] perversion of Gimli

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  168. Oh boy, extended credits!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (not including the extended credits)

    An extra 30 minutes of fan club membership listings, again?

  169. Re:Wait, WHAT? by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

    --Gollum dies, Bilbo dies, Gandalf dies, everybody dies. Mutant ninja penguins *pouring* out of the sky... I *loved* that scene in the third book.

    --Spock died too, but he got to come back once. :P

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  170. Ebert by runlvl0 · · Score: 1

    Roger Ebert writes in his review of Love Actually this week:

    "I once had ballpoints printed up with the message, No good movie is too long. No bad movie is short enough."

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  171. Re:Thr Ring Cycle -Seeing the Uber-cut in the thea by hughk · · Score: 1

    Very interesting, I guess there may be more if it does ok. In any case, I am on the wrong continent for that one. Hey, do me a favour and enjoy it on my behalf!!!

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  172. Bless! by kahei · · Score: 1

    movies that actually make an attempt a real depth (Matrix)

    Awww :)

    This is why people should be made to read the classics, even if only for a year in school.

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  173. Re: Rave Scene by Zombierator · · Score: 1

    You meant to say:
    "You mean like the entirety of both of the Matrix sequals?"

  174. Re:Long movies and Intermissions by jonadab · · Score: 1

    > Obviously, you don't order and consume a 'super-sized' beverage that is at
    > least twice the maximum human bladder capacity in the first hour of the film.

    Either you have a very small bladder, or "super sized" beverages are much
    larger in your area than around here (32 floz). If you really can't hold
    32oz through a three-hour movie, you must have a uterus taking up the space
    where your bladder would be if you were a real man, or something.

    It wouldn't be any trouble for *me*. I can drink a 64oz glass of tea (black
    tea, preferably orange pekoe blend, brewed strong, with sugar and vanilla) an
    hour before bed and not need to use the facilities until morning, or drink a
    64-oz Mt. Dew on an eight-hour car trip with no stops, so sitting through a
    measley three-hour movie would certainly not be any problem.

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  175. Re:Extra Footage on seperate DVD release by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    What I don't appreciate, and I'm not sure if this happened with LoTR or Starwars, I forget, but the commentary and special features were different on the two editions. Not just added material on the special edition. So if you truly wanted all of the special goodies, you HAD to buy both the regular and extended edition.

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  176. Girlfriends Everywhere (won't) rejoice... by TibbonZero · · Score: 1

    Argh!!! I had a hard enough time getting her to pay attention to it at three hours. Just wait until I can her to watch my 'Great Movie Run'.... All 6 Star Wars Films, LoTR Trillogy Extended Editions, and all three Matrix films.... err perhaps just the first Matrix film on the other hand.
    Ludovico Technique with Geek Movies... perhaps she'll like them after all.

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  177. Re:Rumour has it... by GenSolo · · Score: 1

    Well with the recent tendency to release TV shows as anthologies on DVD would work great for you. That's probably the only way I'd watch it.

  178. Does it still have that great line.... by brassman · · Score: 1

    "We're not even supposed to be here!" -- Sam in Minas Tirith.

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  179. Re:Long movies and Intermissions by gid · · Score: 1

    I kinda forgot about the whole percentage of ticket sales deal thing. Kinda sucks. I guess this is the case of we all know the problem, but no one can think of a solution.

    But in reality, theaters have traditionally complained about getting screwed over, but I've yet to see a movie theater in this area close down due to lack of funds. So they must be doing ok--not rolling on the dough, but not bobbing for peanuts yet either.

    Well there was this one $2 2nd run one that closed down, but that wasn't exactly unexpected, it was a dump and no one wanted to go there.

  180. Also take into consideration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The amount of time it takes to deliver the vfx shots for the extended editions.

    Other than running times, this is the major factor.

  181. Palate? by Earlybird · · Score: 1
    From the review (emphasis mine):
    • The color palate is more subdued than that of Fellowship, but colors are accurate at all times.
    We have the annoying typo where clueless people write palette (tablet used by painters for mixing holding and mixing colours) instead of pallet (portable platform for storing and moving goods), leading to interesting imagery. I didn't realize it went the other way, and these clueless people also misspelled palette as palate (the roof of the mouth, figuratively one's sense of taste). I wonder if the same people ever mispell palate as palette or palette as pallet. The mind boggles, constantly.
  182. Re:Long movies and Intermissions by sparrow_hawk · · Score: 1

    Depends on the theater -- the one I work at makes pretty much *all* its money off of concessions. Each contract is different, but by in large if we didn't sell concessions we couldn't show movies, nor could we pay someone to sell tickets (and we're making federal minimum, remember).

    I would guess it has something to do with how each chain runs.

  183. Re:Wait, WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "You die. She dies. Everybody dies."
    - Heavy Metal

    Oh, and, "...that's my lochnar, you bitch!"

  184. Re:Long movies and Intermissions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IANA expert on bladders, but the average human bladder can hold about 13-oz of liquid (really, google it.)

    So either you have an abnormally large bladder, abnormally high perspiration rate, or abnormally large penchant for bragging. ;-)

  185. Re:Long movies and Intermissions by Phroggy · · Score: 1

    Just another comment:

    Ever notice how when you hear about how well a movie did on opening weekend or whatever, it's ALWAYS reported as a dollar amount for gross ticket sales, NEVER the actual number of tickets sold? What do you suppose happens to that number when the theater charges a different price? A movie can be called "highest-grossing of all time" but will never be called "most watched" because those numbers are not reported.

    Instead of first-run theaters being contractually obligated to charge at least $4/ticket, why not just charge them $4/ticket to show the movie? I'm sure how it works now is illegal in some other countries (Japan? I think I once heard something about Apple's price-fixing policy being a problem there).

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  186. Re:Long movies and Intermissions by dracocat · · Score: 1

    We make nothing off the tickets regardless of how much we sell them for.

    I believe that should be:
    We make nothing off the tickets the first week regardless of how much we sell them for.

    Studios get 100% of tickets sales the first week, and declining percentages after that.

  187. Bladerunner Director's Cut is great! by Quizo69 · · Score: 1

    Ridley Scott envisioned a darker, more ambivalent ending than the one the studio allowed him to do. The theatrical edition gives you no hints that Deckard may himself be a replicant. It also misses out on the unicorn dream which makes the little unicorn made by Gaff at the end seem out of place and without meaning. Add to that the voiceover (same thing was done with Dark City) to make the audience more able to understand the movie, and you have a different feel which is not what the director originally intended.

    The Director's Cut fixes these issues, makes a darker, more sombre film, and is therefore easily the better for it.

    I think (not having seen the Extended LotR editions yet) that Peter Jackson is doing the best he can for the fans, while keeping his corporate masters on side for the theatrical releases.

    I personally haven't bought any LotR DVD yet, not because I don't consider them great movies, they are), but because I intend to buy only ONE version, and that will undoubtedly be a Trilogy Extended Box Set (even if it's just all three Extended Versions in one box).

    Quizo69

  188. oh come on! by real_smiff · · Score: 1
    jacking off to Lord of the Rings?? slow-mo-ing through the elvish bits??

    now i've heard everything :p

    but seriously i would never have thought of doing that. u r big fweak d00d! ;)

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  189. Re:Long movies and Intermissions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who let this girl in here?

  190. Still not long enough.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For anyone who's aware of bladder/stomach/solid waste issues: better get a bucket.
    However, even the extended movie could be much more extended. Many many details have been simplified and unexplained, so people not so familiar with LoTR trilogy are confused.

  191. Sorry, but I *really* gotta agree with Bob... by freeBill · · Score: 1

    ...on this one: Jackson completely changed the fundamental nature of Faramir, for no particularly good reason.

    Faramir started out as the little brother who could never live up to the expectations of his father or the example of his brother. He sought solace by hiding in the library from activities where he could never hope to best his brother. Then, one day, a strange wizard showed up, almost demanding to see the archives there. (Jackson even showed this research, which wasn't actually depicted in the book, only described.)

    Denethor was annoyed by Gandalf's "arrogance," but let him have access. Faramir spied on the wizard and when Gandalf was not there he tried to figure out what was being studied. He learned much about Isildur's Bane (although he never guessed it was a ring). He even saw that Isildur was much like his brother. This gave him the understanding of why Isildur fell, the ability to predict that his brother would be similarly weak when he encountered the ring, and *no* inclination whatever to try to take the ring from Frodo.

    He even laughs when Samwise imprudently gives away the secret. He tells them he's already guessed what they've been hiding from him.

    The virtue of the scholarly was at least as important to Tolkein as the virtue of the valorous. But he understood that some did not understand it and he made Denethor as tragic exemplar of that lack of understanding. When Denethor saw his son sneaking off to be with the wizard he mistrusted, jealousy added to the reasons Faramir prefered his older son. When he looked into the palantir, Sauron saw all these weaknesses and used them to bend his will. While Denethor thought he was beating Sauron (in the battle of wills enabled by the palantir) by choosing to try to use the ring against the Dark Lord, this was actually what Sauron wanted.

    When Denethor finds out that Faramir had the ringbearers in his grasp and let them take it to Mordor, it is the lack of any inclination on the part of his son to have done otherwise that sends him into madness. The steward-regent's madness is crucial to the sense that mighty Gondor could fall quickly and easily before help can arrive.

    Before the king can return.

    Such a story may be that would have been boring to the audience. I don't think so. I thought the Yet Another Good Guy Tempted story was a cop-out. And ultimately boring. Evil has many ways of winning, and that's the real scary thing. Some people can resist from their childhood...and still evil finds a way to use their resistance to corrupt others. Evil that has depth and layers is hardly boring.

    Maybe this makes me some kind Middle-Earth nerd to "hyperventilate" over this, but I think changing the fundamental nature of a key character when that nature itself was a key plot point is a mistake. This is what makes the difference between a great movie and a typical, compromised adaptation. "The Fellowship of the Ring" was (for me) a great movie. I had no problem with the changes because they didn't compromise the real meaning of the story. "The Two Towers" was a decent adaptation which I only saw once because it made unnecessary compromises with the nature of key characters (Faramir and the Ents being the most egregious).

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  192. Tolkien was completely aware... by freeBill · · Score: 1

    ...of the need for comic relief. And he put it in the books.

    The primary delivery vehicle: hobbits, in particular Peregrin Took (Pippin). That all of the hobbits ultimately play a key role makes the choice of vehicle all the more delicious.

    Sorry, on this one: Tolkien 1; Jackson/Rallion: 0

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    1. Re:Tolkien was completely aware... by Rallion · · Score: 0

      I still agree with the way it was done, and I think I personally prefer Gimli as the movies' jokester, but I'll certainly grant you your point. Mostly because I have no reasons for that preference, and I have no idea why I have it. Seems strange even to me.

      But I do have a bit of a problem with the last line of your post. Fistly, let's make it clear that as far as I'm concerned, Tolkien can have all the points he pleases, and each and every one would be well deserved. But that you imply that Jackson and I are in competition with him is absurd. I love the books more than anything else I've ever read. And the two movies are my favorite two movies of all time. I accept that Jackson is not translating the books to film, that would be madness. He's adapting them. In no way is he attempting to rewrite Tolkien. I'm sure that one of his hopes is that his movies will encourage more people to read those books that he himself cares about so much to put such an insane amount of effort into. Yeah, I'm sure money's part of it too, but when I watch the movies it seems to me like that's only secondary.

      By the way, I really don't think comic relief is required in a book, and I say this from my own reading experience. Sometimes a book with no light at all can be absolutely fantastic. Pippin was funny in parts, yes, but (in my eyes) not very often. There were parts where it WAS completely dark and hopeless, and that works on paper. Just not on screen. Still, that's not at all in contradiction of what you said, just a clarification of my own statements.

  193. Re:Long movies and Intermissions by jonadab · · Score: 1

    First off, the average includes females (who have a couple of extra organs
    crowding the bladder), children (who just have a smaller capacity generally),
    and the elderly (ditto). I suspect 32oz capacity is common for an adult male.
    Second, I think you'd be surprised at how much perspiration is normal; I
    doubt half of what you drink ends up in your bladder, on average, though of
    course it varies from person to person and from day to day based on an
    assortment of factors.

    Is 64oz capacity extra-large? Probably, but the other poster seemed to be
    claiming that 32oz was more than twice the maximum anyone can handle, which
    seems absurd to me.

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  194. About bladder capacity... by Baron_Yam · · Score: 1

    Jonadab, meet hyperbole.

  195. Gimli by alexo · · Score: 1


    > I think the perversion of Gimli is worse than the perversion of Faramir.
    >
    > "Toss me!" WTF? And him being a big whiner for the whole film just pissed me off right proper. Gimli's my favourite character.


    Indeed. Gimli was supposed to be a heroic figure, not a comic relief.
    in the book his character had depth, in the movie it was not memorable.