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  1. Re:Darth Lube on Scout Walker Kama Sutra · · Score: 1
    I find your lack of librication disturbing...

    Librication? The building of libraries?

  2. Re:Sex and Star Wars on Scout Walker Kama Sutra · · Score: 1
    You had Luke and Leia getting it on in the first movie.

    Which movie were you watching, and can I get a copy?

    I think that there was a 4-8 breasted exotic dancer

    She was in Jabba's palace, and looked like Gilbert Grape's mother with 6 breasts.

  3. Re:But as we all know... on Scout Walker Kama Sutra · · Score: 4, Funny
    This is of no practical use to slashdotters.

    Is this of pratical use to ANYBODY?

  4. Re:To be fair on Scout Walker Kama Sutra · · Score: 1
    NUMEROUS women and sex!

    I'll tell you what I'd do, man. 2 chicks at the same time. I been wanting to try that, and I think if I had a million dollars I could set that up.

  5. Re:The chance of this guy "getting any" on Scout Walker Kama Sutra · · Score: 0
    EVAR

    Eee-Vee-Aye-Are? Is that a droid?

  6. Re:Louisiana gets email? on Louisiana Tries Anti-Spam Law · · Score: 1

    Slashdot, Michigan HELLO!!

  7. Re:donotspam.gov??? on Louisiana Tries Anti-Spam Law · · Score: 4, Funny

    D'oh! I read that as donutspam.gov, and thought it was a pretty good idea. How disappointing.

  8. Re:Dangerous in the wrong hands? on Satellite Views Of The Blackout · · Score: 1

    Oh, Blkdeath, anyone can miss Canada on a map, all tucked away down there.

  9. I knew it! on Satellite Views Of The Blackout · · Score: 1
    a reverse of power flow around Lake Erie may have caused an overload

    Someone crossed the streams.

  10. Show of Hands on Hardware Based XRender Slower than Software Rendering? · · Score: 1

    Anybody else read that as "XBender"?

  11. Re:Ned Flanders on Iron-eating Bug Found to Thrive in 121C Heat · · Score: 1

    In the Simpsons, Yakov is in Branson, doing his act.

  12. Re:Welcome on Iron-eating Bug Found to Thrive in 121C Heat · · Score: -1, Troll
    , for one, am getting fucking sick and tired of that mindless misuse of a Kent Brockman quote...

    • All your bitching are belong to us!
    • Natalie Portman would be petrified by your choice of language.
    • IN SOVIET RUSSIA, KENT BROCKMAN GETS SICK OF YOU!
    • Imagine a Beowulf cluster of people whining about things we find consistently amusing! The hot air could be used to power NYC!
  13. Re:Wow! on Miniature 5400 and 7200 RPM HDDs Reviewed · · Score: 2, Funny
    Either that, or Pair Networks know what they're doing.

    They must, to stand up to Slashdot linking to a site that measures content in pages per sentence, rather that sentences per page.

  14. Re:Cowboynealadium on Chemical Element 110 To Be Named · · Score: 1

    That high an atomic weight is off our periodic horizon.

  15. Re:The key on Los Alamos to Use AMD's Opteron in Linux Clusters · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    But Intel has something in the server market that AMD doesn't: a reputation.

    Yep. In the x86 server market, Intel is number 1.9786635821.

  16. Re:I am so sick of these amatures... on LovSan Clone Let Loose · · Score: 1
    You back hats

    Back hat? Is that the politically correct way to say asshat?

  17. Re:And as always.. on Robots for Air Force Protection · · Score: 1
    I don't think SCO is in the market for robotics...

    Yet. They just own all the IP related to robots, but won't be filing lawsuits for a while.

  18. Re:JOHNNY FIVE on Robots for Air Force Protection · · Score: 1
    Ever watched that movie or its sequel recently? The technologies they allegedly used are laughable.

    No kidding! A Colt .45 Semi-Automatic. Was there EVER REALLY such a gun? And a "Huey". A flying Huey. That is BEYOND ABSURD! Only birds can fly. Machines are just too heavy. And don't forget the absurd "bath-room". Imagine, people bathing INSIDE THE HOUSE!

  19. Re:Gotta love marketing jargon on ATI Wins Bid For Next Xbox · · Score: 3, Funny
    I think the whole experience left Nvidia with a bad taste in their mouth.

    And a burning sensation in the other end?

  20. Re:Tears? on iBot Self-Balancing Mobility Device FDA Approved · · Score: 1
    Perhaps you should try adjusting the seat properly.

    Maybe it's like the seat in Mr. Garrison's radical new personal transport.

  21. Re:There is no global warming on Global Warming To Leave North Pole Ice-Free · · Score: 1
    The complete melting of the polar ice caps this summer is...

    stunning evidence of weapons of mass destruction in, uh, *what country has oil?*, oh, uh Carthage! They even have new-queue-ler bombs! We will not rest until they are brought to shocking and awesome justice!

  22. Re:Alternatives... on Microsoft Stops Development Of Outlook Express · · Score: 1
    I am going to have to find an alternative program to soak up all those CPU cycles...

    For /.ers everywhere.

  23. Re:Yikes... on Computer Expectations of Today, and a Decade Hence? · · Score: 1
    everyone is flaming poor Liciq for saying KB instead of MB

    As it should be. Who really measures memory in Kelvin anyway?

  24. Re:I YAM THE VOICE OF THAA COMP-YEEWWW-TURR! on Computer Expectations of Today, and a Decade Hence? · · Score: 0

    how about a nice game of chess?

  25. Re:Games gotten better? on Computer Expectations of Today, and a Decade Hence? · · Score: 1
    truly breath-taking an immersive 3D games with excellent gameplay for the present.

    Damn right. When is 'Leisure Suit Larry and the Quest to Get Britney Spears Drunk' coming out?