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LovSan Clone Let Loose

JMullins writes "According to Kaspersky Labs the LovSan virus has been re-released in a new form that has changed the appearance of the worm. It looks like the outbreak continues to get worse and worse, with no real end in sight until people can patch their systems. Net slowdowns are expected over the weekend when both versions of the virus start their attack."

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  1. Cloning.. by Stalus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't let the legislature get wind of this story.. They'll try to use it as justification to ban cloning.

    1. Re: Cloning.. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


      > Don't let the legislature get wind of this story.. They'll try to use it as justification to ban cloning.

      The scary part is that if they mutate and interbreed we could end up with a virus with four asses.

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    2. Re:Cloning.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't let the legislature get wind of this story.. They'll try to use it as justification to ban cloning.

      Which would be terrible since this is such a good example of the positive contributions that cloning will make to society.

    3. Re: Cloning.. by Gherald · · Score: 2

      Well he probably thinks of it as an "improvement."

    4. Re: Cloning.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If AIDS became deadlier, and faster to kill, maybe it would help slow its spread. After all if you die a day after contracting it, only necropheliacs would get it. And I think we can all agree that necropheliacs deserve what they get. Are you with me here !?

    5. Re: Cloning.. by Raven42rac · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I think we all agree that outside or a research environment, virus/worm writing is the lowest form of geekery.

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    6. Re: Cloning.. by Raven42rac · · Score: 0

      Totally.

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    7. Re: Cloning.. by couch_potato · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think we all agree that outside or a research environment, virus/worm writing is the lowest form of geekery.

      Wrong. It's still a step above Star Trek conventions.

    8. Re: Cloning.. by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Is there some reason that virus writers don't create their viruses to modify themselves automatically? It would be easy to defeat a checksum automatically. If you wanted to get really fancy, you could have it completely rewrite the code randomly by substituting different assembly sequences that are mathematically equivalent.

    9. Re: Cloning.. by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1

      Addendum: If you wanted to get really fancy, you could make the virus check the web, newsgroups, and IRC for cryptographically signed updates that could include new instructions and new vulnerabilities to take advantage of.

    10. Re: Cloning.. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Interesting


      > Is there some reason that virus writers don't create their viruses to modify themselves automatically? It would be easy to defeat a checksum automatically.

      Maybe some of them do do that, and the A-V firms haven't caught on yet.

      Seriously, IMO the kind of worms we've seen so far are child's play compared to what we can expect when someone wants to do some serious damage. In the future we'll have stealth worms that just flip a few bits on your system and then erase themselves after propagating to another computer or two, worms that work as a genetic algorithm to optimize effectiveness and continually feed new variants into new "ecological niches" of the internet, worms that are mathematically optimized for the fastest spread, or conversely for the broadest under-the-radar spread, etc.

      The future is bleak, IMO.

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    11. Re: Cloning.. by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Wrong. It's still a step above Star Trek conventions."

      Off-topic? By Grabthar's Hammer, I shall avenge you.

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    12. Re: Cloning.. by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      The reason is that 99% of virus writers just aren't that smart. Seriously. They're script kiddies who exploit holes they saw reported on Slashdot and giggle with their IRC buddies in between battles of StarCraft and Counterstrike. The W32Blaster worm itself is very poorly programmed.

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    13. Re: Cloning.. by DeadMeat+(TM) · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Self-mutating viruses have been around for over a decade. They're called polymorphic viruses, and they usually work by reordering instructions, randomly inserting useless instructions (like NOP or OR AX, AX), or encrypting the virus against a varying table of keys and then decrypting the virus at runtime.

    14. Re: Cloning.. by Satan's+Librarian · · Score: 5, Informative
      Uhm - they've been doing that for years. Early types were called polymorphism, an idea pioneered by the 'Dark Avenger'. Search for "MtE Dark Avenger" on the net. Old stuff.

      Basically, the concept is that an encryptor is built up in memory randomly, while the inverted code (e.g. add vs. sub, rol vs. ror) is built up in reverse. The virus is encrypted with the encryptor, and the decryptor is prepended.

      There were a ton of them in the early 90's. There are polymorphic Word viruses that use different techniques - running their script through a randomizer for variable names and such. Some viruses have also mutated their own opcodes as you suggest, although it's less common - but its been done.

      Detecting such viruses is challanging, but usually there are static bytes with known (although possibly variable) distances between them. One can also run an interpreter over a file and pseudo-execute it until it can be proven that it is or is not a virus, or just blast any existing crypto around the body and look to see what's there. If the virus just flips between equivalent opcodes, then just scan with a regular expression that includes each equivalent as an alternative. Another method is analysing the opcodes - if an exe's entry point is at the end of the file where you have a 1k decryptor right before 2k of garbage, and all the decryptor's opcodes fall within what one virus can produce, chances are....

      There are a lot more complex and hybrid techniques for it -those are just a few that can be described quickly.

    15. Re: Cloning.. by Stalus · · Score: 1

      My original point was more that Congress is too stupid to recognize the difference between digital and actual cloning. I'm all for using real examples to debate the issue of cloning, but our government draws some pretty stupid conclusions because they use the wrong data.

    16. Re: Cloning.. by doomdog · · Score: 1

      Is there some reason that virus writers don't create their viruses to modify themselves automatically?

      Because that would require effort, intelligence and skill -- none of which are in great supply among your average virus writer...

    17. Re: Cloning.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your a very scary, SCARY man, to us network and sys admins... :) keep up the good work = job security.

    18. Re: Cloning.. by J.J. · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In my opinion, you have three classes of people that are capable of writing a worm:

      The curious amateur

      This guy has a couple clever ideas, few scruples, and a lot of spare time. All the wide-spread (and well-covered) worms, to date, have come from this kind of guy.

      The white-hat professional

      These are your security researchers other security professionals. these are the guys that get paid to work in this field every day. They're smart, the understand the details of the security business, and they're fully aware of the extreme vulnerability of the Internet. Like you, the know how bad a "real worm" could be.

      The black-hat professional

      These are your security researchers and security professionals. These are the guys who's job is security. They're smart, they understand the details of the security business, and they develop tools (including worms, trojans and viruses) to take advantage of these vulnerabilities. These tools are developed for a specific purpose: to further the objectives of their employer. You don't hear about them, because their tools are low-n-slow and their impact is very targeted and controlled.

      The difference between a white-hat and a black-hat is a matter of perspective. The world is a big place. Certain governments do not have the same morals as others. Read The Economist. The French intelligence services work very closely with French businesses. The Chinese have equally questionable practices.

      The future is not that bleak. The worms that are designed and released for wide-spread, global impact are the modern-day equivalent of graffiti on billboards. It's an ego trip, nothing more. The ones to worry about are the ones who don't have an ego, and have a specific purpose.

      Hope you're checking your logs, and I hope you notice when he hacks your systems.

      J.J.

    19. Re: Cloning.. by nolife · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I know it is the "in" thing to rag on script kiddies but it does not matter who did the damage. Why someone has more or less respect for a root kit user or a exploit writer because it was easy or hard to implement is beyond me. It would not matter to me if my systems were cracked by Solar Designer, Linus, or a t33n gamer. My claiming I was only cracked by a script kiddie does not make it any better, the damage is still the same. If it was something I could have patched but did not, I'd blame myself first.

      IMHO (not probably not a popular one), someone who writes a virus that replicates by seeking out other victims through sockets is not what I consider to be a script kiddie. Code Red and Slapper were similar. Regardless of how poorly you think it is written, it has taken down between 250,000-500,000 internet users in only three days.

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    20. Re: Cloning.. by Doomdark · · Score: 5, Informative
      The French intelligence services work very closely with French businesses.

      And, to be fair, US intelligence service works occasionally closely with US corporations (there were some cases related to airplane industry where EU was investigating how come US company had found out what some european company was bidding).

      Point being that perspective certainly matters, like you say, but also that few government agencies if any are completely above using illegal and/or immoral practices to help "their" companies, anywhere in the world.

      Open democracies, and especially free press lessen likelihood of such stunts (by retroactively uncovering them, usually leading to scandals... which act as deterrent in the long run). Unfortunately those 'antidotes' are being threatened especially in US, by latest legislations (from "Patriot" act to DMCA).

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    21. Re: Cloning.. by Shanep · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm waiting for the day when something as effective as these worms, bring a payload that writes pseudo random data to all your hard drives and even firmware (motherboard, MODEM, hdd, etc) of popular devices.

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    22. Re: Cloning.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most widely used OS in the world is owned and written by Microsoft, a US company with some substantial equities in keeping the US Government happy. And it is only distributed as binaries. You have no idea what may be in there.

      The most widely used CPU in the world is designed and sold by Intel. Another US company with substantial equities in being friendly with the USG. And you have no idea what might be etched into the silicon.

      The fact that the Germans, the Fins, Chinese and other governments are interested in developing their own x86 microprocessors and open-souce (generally Linux) software should tell you what their security services think about the exploitative potential of the current US monopoly of the PC architecture.

    23. Re: Cloning.. by chrispycreeme · · Score: 2, Funny

      I could take down 500,000 machines in a weekend. Just line em up and give me a strong electromagnet. Oh and a Jeep, I dont want to walk that far. I think what the previous poster was saying is that the worm is the code equivalent of a sledge hammer- not very elegant but gets the job done. Just like 90% of the crap I whip out when my boss wants it "yesterday".

    24. Re: Cloning.. by toddhunter · · Score: 2

      Thats all well interesting, but incorrect. You forgot to say
      "and I hope you notice when he/she hacks your system.

    25. Re: Cloning.. by miu · · Score: 1

      As a few people have mentioned that these are called polymorphic viruses and have been around for some time. Now that viruses sizes have grown so much I've always been a bit surprised that no every wrote a mini-bios for their worm, in order to avoid the regex and behaviour blocking that catches polymorphic viruses. Combine polymorphism and very simple encryption (maybe xor based on an object-id and some machine based value) of the nasty code, have a random set of activation settings to foil activation testing and the result could be very hard to identify and stop.

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    26. Re: Cloning.. by dioxide · · Score: 1

      have you ever heard of poly-morphic viruses? they re-wrote most of themselves when they spread. the only problem with that is that the code to morph the virus always stays the same, so thats how AV software tracked them. when someone figured out how to morph the morph code, we're fucked.

    27. Re: Cloning.. by Drakonian · · Score: 1, Funny
      What about script kiddies?

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    28. Re: Cloning.. by i+chose+quality · · Score: 1

      the point of a worm is not to cripple the machine as long as it can be used to infect other computers, right?

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    29. Re: Cloning.. by Lectrik · · Score: 2, Funny
      Addendum: If you wanted to get really fancy, you could make the virus check the web, newsgroups, and IRC for cryptographically signed updates that could include new instructions and new vulnerabilities to take advantage of.


      <Obligatory MS Bashing>
      I think that's called Windows
      </Bash>
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    30. Re: Cloning.. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Seriously, IMO the kind of worms we've seen so far are child's play compared to what we can expect when someone wants to do some serious damage.

      which is exactly why I still firmly feel that they are being released by the AV companies themselves...

      what a better way to ensure your customers keep blindly dumping money at you. than to release harmless viruses that don't really do anything.

      but then I may be a complete whack.

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    31. Re: Cloning.. by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      This always frustrates me. Everyone thinks these viruses are terrible, but they're truly tame compared to what _could_ be done.

      For example; imagine a virus where the 'payload' is encrypted, and chunks of the payload and key are split among several launch points. When the virus encounters already infected machines it shares the key and payload, but until the virus has reached saturation it's almost impossible to collect all the parts and have any idea of what the virus intends to do.

      Or more simply (and perhaps more damaging); imagine if the 'slammer' worm had simply gone dormant as soon as it found other already-infected hosts, and instead started introducing small (and progressively growing) changes to all the databases. It might not be noticed for months.

      A completely destroyed computer is easily replaced, covered by insurance, restored from backups, business as usual. An effectively unusable database and months of backups similarly damaged is every DBA's worst nightmare.

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    32. Re: Cloning.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe that there are fucking puritans on /. Everyone knows that every kind of sex is good.

    33. Re: Cloning.. by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      Bumper sticker on an old jalopy. (No Passing next 15 miles)
      "I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you."

      You're right. Claiming I was only cracked by a script kiddie does not make it any better. It makes it worse. The indignity of it all!

      Any system can be cracked by someone who is determined enough and intelligent enough. Some team on an IBM system finally cracked the system by leaving behind an official-looking PTF tape (accompanied by whatever on official IBM staionary). There's always a way in. What matters is how difficult that way in is.

    34. Re: Cloning.. by Firehawke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They already exist. Chernobyl trashes the BIOS when it detonates, and there are old old virii from the 80s that could destroy monitors and video cards by forcing them to send bad signals. There was also at least one virus which would destroy hard drives back in the day by forcing the drive to overstep its bounds on each side, essentially beating the head against each end of the disk at high speed until it was destroyed.

    35. Re: Cloning.. by grazzy · · Score: 1

      theres almost always something a AV can hook up too like a checksum of some string in the code, and even if you do something with it, there are not many ways of altering strings (AND CODE) in your programs so that it always shows up as totally diffrent checksums. and there are ways to detect this kind and behavior (polymorphism) in a program aswell - and warn the user.

      some av has automatic finding of viruses nowadays, like looking for unusual behaviour - ie changing many executable files or adding themselfs to startup-folders etc...

      writing viruses isnt that easy, however, writing a worm like msblaster is disqusting easy nowadays with almost all needed sourcecode in x86asm available, just pick a hole to exploit.

      the lovesan worm is even quite "stupid" in it ways of using tftp/a huge .exe for its dirty buisness. no credits to that viruswriter from me.

    36. Re: Cloning.. by KodaK · · Score: 1
      For Restless in Denver:

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      C<VER(&]R(&UA9&%M+`IA<F4@82!C;VUP ;&5T92!G965K+@H`
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      (Mods: this isn't off topic. It's a really geeky joke.)

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    37. Re: Cloning.. by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 1

      If I really wanted to screw my computer up I'd just start using Windows again.

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    38. Re: Cloning.. by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      That doesn't change my point that this virus took zero skill to write. It was an easy and widely publicized hole to exploit. Some kiddie with a pirated copy of Visual Studio probably wrote it after high school one day.

      I look down on virus writers morally as well as technically. Not only are they idiots, but they can't program worth a shit either, so they can only exploit holes that Slashdot had a big article on just to impress their loser friends.

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    39. Re: Cloning.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .sig> A surefire 5 words to get a +5 post: You're new here aren't you?

      Not that I usually reply to sigs, but - don't say that to anyone with a lower UID than you.

    40. Re: Cloning.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i hate the little b@st@rds.

      there is constructive hacking and destructive hacking.

      to p1ss off so many computer users by tripping up windows (without either of which there would be waaaay fewer tech jobs to go round) is pathetically juvenile.

      if they wanna do security there are other ways to 'demo' these kind of holes.

      it lets down the whole computer industry if all of us have to explain to our much less computer literate family and friends that they can't use their email and internet for a while because some little social cripple gets kicks out of this.

      what a waste of a life.

      its a fuckin farce and i wish them severe injury.

      it this is the future then black patriot is spot on and the future is bleak.

      rant over.

    41. Re: Cloning.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AIDS cures fags!

    42. Re: Cloning.. by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      Back at the end of the 1980s, I worked for a US firm with manufacturing plants in France.

      Because the French Government of the time made encrypiting emails illegal, we were under strict instructions not to send any technical information to our French colleagues via email - we had to use the postal service instead.

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    43. Re: Cloning.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...avenge _yee_!

    44. Re: Cloning.. by Teun · · Score: 1
      And, to be fair, US intelligence service works occasionally closely with US corporations (there were some cases related to airplane industry where EU was investigating how come US company had found out what some european company was bidding).

      That was a large commercial aircraft deal with the Chinese.
      Airbus had send their highest ranking people to China to sign a deal that had been negotiated over a long period.
      All of a sudden a US governement official turns up in Peking and the Europeans are send packing.
      In Europe there is consensus that the US listened in on conversations between the European negotiators and their home front and then was able to underbid them at the last minute.

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    45. Re: Cloning.. by alexborges · · Score: 1

      The French intelligence services work very closely with French businesses.

      And, to be fair, US intelligence service works occasionally closely with US corporations (there were some cases related to airplane industry where EU was investigating how come US company had found out what some european company was bidding).

      Ocassionally? Not so. All the staged-by-CIA coup de etats in latin america were pushed by corporations (United Fruit, Folgers...etc.) when the government of any given country tried to get better deals for the workers (if you want to call that communism, go ahead).

      THe irak war? I can think of a couple of oil companies (incidentaly, belonging to the Bush family) and american banks that are more than happy with the outcome.

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    46. Re: Cloning.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you call yourself a coder? and you haven't even heard of the HALTING PROBLEM???????

    47. Re: Cloning.. by BillX · · Score: 1

      They have these already, they're called polymorphic viruses.

      Sadly (or happily, depending on your perspective), the average virus/worm has lost a lot of complexity since the DOS days, winding up as an onslaught of one lame .VBS script, IE worm, etc., after another. I imagine antivirus companies housing entire roomfuls of disillusioned old assembly gurus doing virus analysis, muttering derisively at every such lame worm coming down the pike and secretly hoping the next one is a clean, elegantly-coded polymorphic bootsector infector...

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    48. Re: Cloning.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And, to be fair, US intelligence service works occasionally closely with US corporations (there were some cases related to airplane industry where EU was investigating how come US company had found out what some european company was bidding).

      "Works occasionally closely with"? Are you kidding?
      The US Government is wholly owned and operated by US Corporations.

    49. Re: Cloning.. by Shanep · · Score: 1

      I'm aware that there has been malicious code written in the past (in the form of viruses, worms and trojans) which erases hard drives and firmware.

      But none have infected so many machines in such a short time. That was my point.

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    50. Re: Cloning.. by Shanep · · Score: 1

      the point of a worm is not to cripple the machine as long as it can be used to infect other computers, right?

      That's why payloads are set to start on specific days. Wait till lots of machines are infected before "bad things" happen. The dilema the authors face, is when the code should go malicious. What the malicious writters would want, is to infect as many machines as possible before the problem can get fixed.

      Set a date months from now and it will get noticed, a patch and fix will be released and few will be harmed. On the other hand, develop code which propagates really fast and triggers malicious code before it can be fixed... ; )

      the point depends on the authors of worms and viruses. : )

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    51. Re: Cloning.. by Shanep · · Score: 1

      This always frustrates me. Everyone thinks these viruses are terrible, but they're truly tame compared to what _could_ be done.

      Pure evil. ; )

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    52. Re: Cloning.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it even works then. Honestly!

  2. That's media reporting for ya by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "It looks like the outbreak continues to get worse and worse, with no real end in sight until people can patch their systems."

    To be fair, the media's not going to be interested in reporting that it's not as bad as it seems.

    (Note: I'm not saying it's not that bad, I'm saying don't trust the media to tell is its dying.)

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    1. Re:That's media reporting for ya by interiot · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm confused, but how does "no real end in sight" indicate that the worm is dying?

    2. Re:That's media reporting for ya by ihummel · · Score: 1

      That's the point he was trying to make: he doesn't think the media would tell him if it were dying. Just because they say there's no end in sight doesn't necessarily make it so.

    3. Re:That's media reporting for ya by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      To be fair, the media's not going to be interested in reporting that it's not as bad as it seems.

      (Note: I'm not saying it's not that bad, I'm saying don't trust the media to tell is its dying.)


      Well, to be honest, if it didn't sell, the media wouldn't report it that way. People LOVE catastrophe and doomsday predictions, for some odd reason.

    4. Re:That's media reporting for ya by Pharmboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, to be honest, if it didn't sell, the media wouldn't report it that way. People LOVE catastrophe and doomsday predictions, for some odd reason.

      On a similar not, I am witnessing tv hype disaster now. All the power is out in NY, and people have been calmly walking down the street to leave town. Others are "volunteering" to direct traffic, and people are obeying. People are out together in the street with candles, checking on neighbors, almost everyone is calm, even tho with the power out, getting news in was slow and difficult (like 9-11, but much milder). Sure, some will take advantage of the situation, but burglaries happen every night. On the whole, I am pleasantly surprised at how well organized it is, and how well its going so far. Its a success story on dealing, again.

      Yet the news channels are TRYING to make it out to be worse than it is. They are saying how people are mad and want to know why this happened, but they can't SHOW someone saying that, they just report that its true. fox/cnn all the same.

      The real irony is how calm everyone is, how they are seem to have a "oh well, can't help it, no reason to freak out" attitude even while the news reporters are almost trying to get them to.

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    5. Re:That's media reporting for ya by aeoo · · Score: 1

      I seriously dislike CNN because I think they brainwash people with their heavy commercial biases (especially during certain events, like war coverage, or anything related to powerful monopolies or otherwise powerful corps), but...

      They did show a few segments with happy, calm people. One was with a man carying a radio and another was with a party of people holding beers, all cheering, eating some treats and having a good time. They also mentioned that everyone was very calm numerous times. Even now they're interviewing a guy who played a game on his cell phone (who sounds calm, btw).

      So, while I appreciate your rant, let's not misfire now.

    6. Re:That's media reporting for ya by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it is, do not forget it, only a power outage. Nothing really scary, and people would be nothing else but quite stupid to panic about it.
      Nevertheless, i recognize there are some people that suffer from it : ppl lock in elevators or subway (they should have been freed by now). But i do not think they will suffer a lack of oxygen or food or anything like that.
      It's a big mess due to our dependency, but the major problem IMHO concerns the people relying on power supply to survive, namely people in hospitals and other such places.
      I hope for them and their family they had been helped

    7. Re:That's media reporting for ya by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      They did show a few segments with happy, calm people. One was with a man carying a radio and another was with a party of people holding beers, all cheering, eating some treats and having a good time. They also mentioned that everyone was very calm numerous times. Even now they're interviewing a guy who played a game on his cell phone (who sounds calm, btw).

      Actually, that is exactly my point!

      Reporter: Are you mad about the power outage? Don't you think more could have been done? Who do you think is at fault?

      Person: I don't know, I mean, it happens. We are just checking our neighbors making sure everyone is ok. No big deal, I'm sure they are working on the problem.

      Over and over. The newsroom is talking about anger and frustration of people, but they can't seem to show anyone frustrated or mad. Of course they are showing people calmly dealing with it. The news channels don't have a choice: Everyone IS dealing with it calmly, but the newsroom reporting is saying something else. Now at 5.21am EST, the news channels are finally focusing on this. Only took them 12 hours. The news channels starting out trying to hype it, trying to show dispair and anger, and in reality, people are firing up BBQ grills and sharing, using it as an excuse to do a bit of partying.

      Ironically, I think 9-11 brought this sharing/caring attitude out in most of us, especially NYers.

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    8. Re:That's media reporting for ya by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Well, it is, do not forget it, only a power outage.

      Lets not forget the power outage in the 70s. Looting galore. I think since 9-11, the people's attitudes have changed, and riots/looting are much less likely. Fortunately, all the hospitals have generators (77 hospitals in NY city i believe) so it wasn't a problem. Ironically, the generators at the airports failed.

      Its not panic thats the real problem, its the Lemming effect. Someone starts looting, others join, and pretty soon everyone has a brand new TV but no electricity.

      Reminds me of the LA riots/Rodney King: People were driving up to stores to loot, but they would park perfectly in the designated parking places. I guess they wanted to make sure they didn't get a parking ticket :D A perfect example of how exactly people were not really mad, it was just a great excuse to get a new TV.

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    9. Re:That's media reporting for ya by edremy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What cracks me up about the whole thing is reporters talking about how terrible losing electrical power is for a day- shops closed, food spoiling, no transporation...

      Folks, you've just described postwar Iraq. Power there has been intermittant for *months*, in heat worse than anything NYC has ever seen. And we wonder why the Iraqis are pissed off? We can't deal without power for a single day...

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    10. Re:That's media reporting for ya by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      What cracks me up about the whole thing is reporters talking about how terrible losing electrical power is for a day- shops closed, food spoiling, no transporation...

      And it was 75 degrees last night, hardly a killer night. Keep in mind that millions lose power for 1 to 4 days every year during ice storms, etc. Granted, not all at once, but still, that is worse.

      It happened at 4.15pm, on Thursday, half of NY is taking a three day weekend now, so all and all, its a BIG inconvenience, but not a tragedy. Like I said, the only people making a big deal of it is the media. The citizens seem to be dealing quite well. Remember, this is August, the SLOWEST news month of the year since Congress is not in session.

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    11. Re:That's media reporting for ya by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      The media wants a circus.
      The New Yorkers are refusing to oblige.
      Good for them!

    12. Re:That's media reporting for ya by op00to · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know about that. As much as people put the "blame" on the terrorist attacks on 9/11 for EVERY change in New York City, I disagree.

      It sounds nice and warm and fuzzy to have something "good" come out of the terrorist attacks. I think that in general, New Yorkers behave themselves because if they don't, life will really, really suck. First WTC bombing people? You didn't see people looting or freaking out.

      This isn't the first large power outage that hit NYC recently. It happens every other summer or so, just not as widespread.

      I think many people view cities as being inhabited by some sort of animals which have no self control. These people, all living in McMansions in the suburbs, are amazed when adverse situations affect cities, and they don't burn to the ground. Maybe they're jealous that we get to hang out on street corners and drink beers while the power is out, who knows?

      New Yorkers have helped each other before 9/11, and it's obvious that they'll do it after 9/11. Perhaps it awoke something in you that tells you to be civil to your neighbors, but most New Yorkers grow up this way and don't know another. These things happen when you live on top of 8 million other people.

    13. Re:That's media reporting for ya by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      It sounds nice and warm and fuzzy to have something "good" come out of the terrorist attacks. I think that in general, New Yorkers behave themselves because if they don't, life will really, really suck. First WTC bombing people? You didn't see people looting or freaking out.

      While it was a terrible event, its hard to compare the two bombings, or even the power outages in the 93 bombing. It wasn't wide spread enough to make a comparison.

      Yes, NYers did help each other before 9-11, but I still feel that it brought people closer together, and reminded them that we all depend on each other. Actually, all Americans, not just NYers. No one is saying NYers were asshole before 9-11 and super nice now. I am saying that after 9-11, it put things in perspective for lots of people, and we ALL got to see how one person could make a difference. My guess is more people in NY realize they can make a difference individually. And last night, many did. More so, perhaps, than would have 3 years ago.

      Adverse situations tend to bring out the best in people, and they learn they can do more than they previously thought. It doesn't disappear overnight.

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    14. Re:That's media reporting for ya by RAD+Kade+1 · · Score: 1

      Actually, they did mention something like this on (I believe, I wasn't actually watching it, just happened to hear) Good Morning America (ABC is it?) this morning. They reported that upon hearing of the power outtage, an Iraqi citizen said essentially what you did, that they've been living like that for months compared to a few hours. I was quite surprised to hear them report that, to say the least.

    15. Re:That's media reporting for ya by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, wtf are you talking about? I am living upstate and luckily only lost power for 30 minutes or so. I was watching cnn, msnbc etc etc all night last night and they kept repeating over and over again how well everyone was taking it. How is it you could watch the news when you didn't have power? Nice troll.

    16. Re:That's media reporting for ya by 5KVGhost · · Score: 1

      The real irony is how calm everyone is, how they are seem to have a "oh well, can't help it, no reason to freak out" attitude even while the news reporters are almost trying to get them to.

      MSNBC, CNN, and Fox weren't that bad from what I saw. Once it was clear that the situation was just a big power failure and not an attack of some sort everything was pretty calm.

      By contrast, BBC and CBC radio were reporting that the cities were in "chaos", even as TV showed people having block parties, strangers arranging carpooling to get each other home, and people calmly waiting to use pay phones. Yet another instance of just plain bad reporting.

    17. Re:That's media reporting for ya by pmz · · Score: 1

      Yet the news channels are TRYING to make it out to be worse than it is.

      Yeah, a CNN reporter was struggling last night with some guy who got stuck in an elevator.

      CNN: So you were trapped in an elevator, were you terrified?
      Guy: No. I was just stuck between floors, and eventually someone pried the doors open and I got out of the elevator.
      CNN: Were you afraid for your life?
      Guy: Not really.
      CNN: How long were you stranded and alone?
      Guy: Oh perhaps five minutes.

      Journalism, while important, is overrated.

  3. gotta say it by minus_273 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Bill gates, why do you let this happen? any coincidence that the attack is exactly 1 month to the day that the hole was announced..

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    1. Re:gotta say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3 weeks since the patch was released. Not much MS could do about it; if people were to stupid to patch after 3 weeks then they'd be too stupid to patch after 4.

    2. Re:gotta say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Microsoft released a patch for this on July 16th. I think it's been beaten to death to blame Microsoft for this.

      Would you blame Linus if you didn't apply security patches and got hacked?

    3. Re:gotta say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alright, whats with the continuous MS bashing? It's a worm, a virus, a piece of code that was NOT written by microsoft, and in fact is being used TO ATTACK MS.

      It's amazing how some of you can continually find any reason to put an anti MS spin on things. Note the recent ./ story about "Windows being responsible for half of all crashes" when it was THIRD PARTY SOFTWARE responsible for half. You can't just flip statistics backwards like that. Half of all crashed may be third party software, but that leaves the other half as "OS Software" in general; including Linux, OSX, BSD, Windows, etc.

      This worm must be attacked for what it is. If people spent more time attacking the problem (the virus writers) instead of putting their own political spin on everything we might end up with better software instead of more bitching.

    4. Re:gotta say it by windows · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree, there was very good lead time here. Us Slashdot readers, Microsoft, the US government, anti-virus coders, and many others knew and said it was only a matter of time before a worm exploited this hole. And now that it's happening, we shouldn't be surprised. We can get some of an indication of just how serious this worm will be, though, by watching tomorrow during the day and evening. It's already late Friday morning in some parts of Asia. We'll know much better the impact of this worm Friday evening, though, as it'll be Saturday in Europe. If anything particularly serious is going to happen, we'll definitely know it for sure.

      And I'm on a Southwestern Bell DSL. Is it just me or are some ISPs now blocking port 135?

      In my opinion, it's definitely a good thing that they are, if this is the case. And it appears to be.

    5. Re:gotta say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is slashdot, what would you expect? Anything anti-linux is modded down to -1 and hidden until we get things like the FSF hacking incident.

      If it had been an MS hacking incident you can guarantee it would have been front page news on slashdot.

    6. Re:gotta say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I agree 100percent. Not only was the patch released which should cover all home users well enough, even those people who did not wish to immediately patch their systems due to testing the patch itself KNEW HOW THE EXPLOIT WOULD WORK. The information is there. A month ago now, Microsoft released a fix for the problem and information on the problem itself.

      I've seen so many idiotic followers here state that you just can't patch a production server. That may be very true BUT THE INFORMATION ON THE VULNERABILITY IS THERE. There is quite alot that would of been able to be done to protect these systems before running the official MS patch. Firewalls are one option, and this includes internal firewalls that protect important systems from not only the outside world but vulnerable points of your own network.

      People had the patch and had the information. Anyone infected is getting exactly what they deserve. Anyone running a production system that gets infected deserves to lose their job if they're infected, it's just negligence.

    7. Re:gotta say it by 0racle · · Score: 1
      Actually the artical was Quoting Bill Gates saying half of Windows crashes were caused by 3rd Party software, not generic crashes.

      The information was captured by Dr Watson which does not capture information on other OS's so your statement
      Half of all crashed may be third party software, but that leaves the other half as "OS Software" in general; including Linux, OSX, BSD, Windows, etc.
      Is just wrong becasue you cant read.
      Does anyone who actually comments on stories actually read them?
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    8. Re:gotta say it by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The 800kb patch has been out since last month. If you didn't patch, you know who to blame. Not Bill Gates.

      As a matter of fact, this has been the only vulnerability in Windows Server 2003 since its release, and it was a vulnerability that was inherent in the interprocess structure of the Win32 library itself and so affected all the products in the Windows line.

      I doubt we'll see any other holes in Windows Server 2003 for the rest of the year, especially since they're already working on the service pack (their plan is to phase in Blackcomb features). Microsoft's reputation is riding on this, and you better believe they were checking their code like crazy.

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    9. Re:gotta say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the artical was Quoting Bill Gates saying half of Windows crashes were caused by 3rd Party software

      Needless to say, the article was about "half of windows crashed caused by 3rd party software" and NOT "half of windows crashes caused by windows" as the slashdot headline stated. Two completely different things.

    10. Re:gotta say it by dreadnougat · · Score: 1

      Reputation?

    11. Re:gotta say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my god, are you retarded? Do you even understand how the worm works? It is exploiting a bug in RPC -> DCOM call which was written by Microsoft. The 'virus writers' simply exploit this to gain entry to the target computer and scan from there.

      If the developers at microsoft checked there code, this wouldn't happen.

      Hope i cleared this up for you.

      - oro

    12. Re:gotta say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Microsoft make a bug. Microsoft fix the bug. Microsoft explain how to workaround, patch, and avoid the bug.

      Unpatched people ignore all that and go along blindly.

      Clear?

    13. Re:gotta say it by kfuq · · Score: 1

      well... with the recent events on the east coast, this worm may be slighly delayed some..

      I guess sysadmins could always put this 'whopper' ( 800k ish ) patch on a floppy disk and patch these systems before they are all brought back online..

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    14. Re:gotta say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is slashdot, what would you expect? Anything anti-linux is modded down to -1 and hidden until we get things like the FSF hacking incident.

      If it had been an MS hacking incident you can guarantee it would have been front page news on slashdot.


      Your comment makes no sense whatsoever. The FSF hacking appeared as front page news on slashdot. You say if it was an MS hacking it would have been front page news on slashdot too. What's your point?

    15. Re:gotta say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except you forgot the fact that 99% of users have no need for an RPC port open to the world. That is the real problem, not shitty MS programmers or people that don't patch.

    16. Re:gotta say it by PhxBlue · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Right, Bill Gates personally wrote this worm and released it into the wild.

      I'm no fan of Microsoft, but cut them some slack. They released a fix for this vulnerability two months ago. If people are still vulnerable, it's their own damned fault.

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    17. Re:gotta say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I happen to work for an ISP in the NorthWest. An email forwarded to all of us that originated at our counties NOC. They requested that all ISP's block ports 135, 139, 4444 & 4445.

    18. Re:gotta say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Needless to say, the article was about "half of windows crashed caused by 3rd party software" and NOT "half of windows crashes caused by windows" as the slashdot headline stated. Two completely different things.
      Not really, unless you can offer us details of exactly what causes the other half (if not the Microsoft-written code).
    19. Re:gotta say it by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      Have you ever heard of hardware?

    20. Re:gotta say it by mgblst · · Score: 1

      I can't patch it... it says I need another service pack. This is the first problem I have had with viruses and windows, so why do I need another sp???

    21. Re:gotta say it by pmz · · Score: 1

      If you didn't patch, you know who to blame. Not Bill Gates.

      I wish these naive statements would stop. Microsoft has not made significant efforts to educate their customers about the Internet and all it entails. Figuratively, Microsoft just shoves the keys into a 12-year-old's hands and says "Have a ball! (No warranty or liability for your death)."
      Simply, the blame is not as one-sided as you propose.

    22. Re:gotta say it by pmz · · Score: 1

      If people are still vulnerable, it's their own damned fault.

      Microsoft has $40 fucking billion dollars (so much money that it transcends "dollars"). Why don't they make more effort to educate their customers in the use of their products? It's not like people can just go out and operate a 200-ton crane without some basic training, right? Computer software, regardless of how much sweet sugar coating it has, is complex, and people will struggle to understand it. Ignorance is an excuse, in this case, because Microsoft simply has done very little to improve the public consciousness about the risks associated with the Internet. People are already very very aware of the risk of cars (usually). Why not computers? Because no one has taught them!

    23. Re:gotta say it by pmz · · Score: 1

      Right, Bill Gates personally wrote this worm and released it into the wild.

      No, Bill Gates just built the gun and left it alongside the ammunition on a table at a day care.

    24. Re:gotta say it by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has $40 fucking billion dollars (so much money that it transcends "dollars"). Why don't they make more effort to educate their customers in the use of their products?

      Because their business is selling software, not teaching dummies how to use Windows. Maybe they should offer that training, but they don't; and in the meantime, plenty of other companies to.

      Yeah, cars are dangerous, but do you expect the dealership to teach you how to drive?

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    25. Re:gotta say it by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 1

      Yeah, cars are dangerous, but do you expect the dealership to teach you how to drive?

      At least, I don't have to take my car to the dealer every week to have it fixed.

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  4. Already slow as hell, so just in case... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Kaspersky Labs, a leading expert in information security, has identified a new modification of the notorious Lovesan worm (also know as "Blaster").

    Kaspersky Labs' experts anticipate that in the short run a repeated outbreak of the global scale may occur. This is because the two versions of "Lovesan" exploit the same vulnerability in Windows and may co-exist on the same computer. "In other words, all computers infected by the original "Lovesan" will soon be attacked by its revamped versio," commented Eugene Kaspersky, Head of Anti-Virus Research for Kaspersky Labs, "Taking into consideration that the amount of infected systems is now reaching 300,000 the return of the worm will imply a doubling of this number and lead to unpredictable results." In the worst case scenario the world community might face a global Internet slow-down and regional disruption of access to the World Wide Web: just as it happened in January 2003 due to the "Slammer" worm.

    Technologically, the new modification of "Lovesan" is a copycat of the original. Slight changes were made only to the appearance of the worm: a new name of the main worm-carrier file (TEEKIDS.EXE instead of MSBLAST.EXE), a different method of code compression (FSG instead of UPX), and new "copyright" strings in the body of the worm abusing Microsoft and anti-virus developers.

    Users of Kaspersky(R) Anti-Virus can be sure that this new worm will not harm to their computers. All Kaspersky Labs products effectively detect both modifications of "Lovesan", without requiring an update.

  5. It's a little fishy by Exiler · · Score: 4, Insightful

    that an antivirus lab announced that a new clone was on the way, not spreading but on the way.

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    1. Re:It's a little fishy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Woot, new way to make money:
      1. Capture virus
      2. Rerelease it so it's harder to stop, harder to detect and more harmful
      3. PROFIT!!!

    2. Re:It's a little fishy by Amorpheus_MMS · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not unthinkable that they would get a copy early, if one of their users sends it to them for analysis...

    3. Re:It's a little fishy by WHudson · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I always wondered if the anti-virus companies have some programmers in their payroll who work on developing viruses -- either to predict things before they hit, or to keep product updates coming and profitable.

    4. Re:It's a little fishy by heli0 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The same warning about the new clone has been released by dozens of other groups including...

      http://www.f-secure.com/v-descs/msblast.shtml

      http://securityresponse.symantec.com/

      http://us.mcafee.com/virusInfo/default.asp

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    5. Re:It's a little fishy by jorlando · · Score: 1

      So a email that says:

      NEW VIRUS AT LARGE! NO VACCIN YET! MICROSOFT AND MCAFEE SAY THAT IT CAN'T BE DETECTED! DONT EMAIL EMAIL WITH SUBJECT "CONGRATULATIONS!" AND WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

      isn't fishy? With the frequency that virus appear today and the number of customers that these virus scanners labs have, if they weren't the first to warn users I'd say that they would doing a lousy job.

    6. Re:It's a little fishy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure this is third-hand enough to be considered an urban legend, but I recall one of the programmers I work with claiming to be at some convention that also had some antivirus people there and he overheard them yukking it up about a newly released virus, joking about which one of them released this one...

    7. Re:It's a little fishy by obdulio · · Score: 1

      The AV companies probably have some people reading Slashdot, to get new ideas about how to create a virus....

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    8. Re:It's a little fishy by kfuq · · Score: 1

      i can see it now..

      some virus company worker at their desk when...

      "... your system will reboot in 60 sec.. "

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    9. Re:It's a little fishy by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1
      It's a little fishy that an antivirus lab announced that a new clone was on the way, not spreading but on the way

      I'm curious who you would expect to announce such a thing, if not an antivirus lab? Isn't this no different from the way it is usually medical researchers that announce the a new strain of flu is on the way?

    10. Re:It's a little fishy by timbloid · · Score: 1
    11. Re:It's a little fishy by Exiler · · Score: 1

      heh, bad example? =P Most new strains of the flu or the common cold are caused by medical labs, as they're old viruses mutated and evolved to survice the medications we put them through. I get your point though

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  6. Feeling left out by cesman · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm starting to feel left out.. Maybe I'll install Windows on a box and join the fun.

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    1. Re:Feeling left out by alonsoac · · Score: 5, Funny

      No seriously, I once was regarded by friends and family as the guy who could fix their computers. Now they call like crazy saying their PC is rebooting and I don't know what the hell they are talking about. Then I read about the virus and tell them what to do but of course I wouldn't know if it will work (or why it didn't work) since I dont have an infected machine to try it. This has made me look like an idiot plus I'm here working all day while my friends enjoy a couple days of forced vacations while someone has time to fix their machines. Grrrr..

    2. Re:Feeling left out by Gherald · · Score: 1

      You could have just killed everything in task manager named svchost.exe, which would emulate the virus' symptoms...

    3. Re:Feeling left out by anubi · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Oooh man, tell me about it. I don't know what I'm missing, I suppose.

      I had been working on my CAD system on my home machine running WIN95 and DOS. I wasn't even aware anything was amiss until I logged onto Slashdot to see whats new. I was wondering why it was so slow. My firewall responded in a bit and told me I was getting a helluva lot of connect attempts on port135. So, I go look up the log file and it looked like SQL slammer all over again. Almost a megabyte of infection attempts. I wondered at first if I had made an enemy on a dialup??? In 4 hours??? Why did the whole world seem determined to wax me off the web? Damm, it seemed like everyone in the world was wanting my port135.

      Ok.. so I continue to read Slashdot and the story finally loads about this new LoveSan virus making the rounds. Hmmm. When I think of how much work would have been lost had something came in and messed up my machine, I shudder. But then, I don't run my machine wide open to the net. I try to practice secure techniques - such as never allowing any programs to run that I have not verified their intentions, and don't run anything that allows embedded executables ( read: javascript and later things post DMCA that haven't been "cleared" by what I consider trusted groups - which are mostly the groups the DMCA was aimed at in the first place. )

      Sure, there are a lot of websites that I can no longer see. I can not even access the Southern California Edison site, nor many business sites - as they require these embedded-executable technologies as a requisite to viewing their content.

      So, I sit here, with a pretty fast system, as its pretty simple. I have no virus scanning going on, as I am not running just anything I get in. I do have an integrity monitor running, which does a quickie on startup to see if any critical files are amiss ( it just calculates an MD5 on my key executables and compares to what they should be. ).. if so, booting to GUI is aborted and I drop to DOS to straighten it out - but its never happened outside a test situation.

      I keep getting all these people telling me I should upgrade and be current with the times. I would gladly upgrade if the later stuff was actually better and more robust than the earlier stuff - but thats not what I see.

      Oh yes, the "presentation skills" are definitely better on the new stuff, but I see the new systems much like a stunningly beautiful secretary that I can't trust, and spends a helluva lot of time doing her makeup.

      I try to tell these business people what they are getting into by running software that hasn't been verified for trustworthiness, but they seem happy to go ahead and do it anyway as long as there is someone else to blame if things go amiss. I hoot till I'm blue in the face about these businessmen who put content on the web that can only be viewed with proprietary readers, whose underlying trojan motives, if any, can no longer be legally ascertained as a result of the DMCA.

      I am especially puzzled by business's perception of proper etiquette. Would they hire a sales rep that constantly interrupted a customer in mid-question with comments on his grammar or spelling? Or worse yet, rudely hangs up on customers if they don't understand something? Is not a corporate web-site their sales-rep in cyberspace? Why would a business hire such rude representatives that coin their own protocols and chide the customers relentlessly for not adhering to their latest incarnations of the communications protocol "standard"?

      At the risk of redundancy, I'll say it again. I do not like these proprietary unverifiable protocols. I consider them very risky - to me. I really don't care if YOU get hit with a virus, but I don't want any part of it.

      Ok.. I just had to get this off my chest. It might cost me a bit of karma, but I had to say it in public in the hopes that someone in management that makes the decisions will hear my plea.

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    4. Re:Feeling left out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey idiot, if you paid attention to the news at all you would know that this blaster virus was written in Linux. Instead of circle jerking with your other fat geek friends about how much Microsoft sucks, why don't you wake up and worry about your own security. It won't be long until you linux fanboys eat some humble pie after a nasty linux worm deletes all of your pr0n.

    5. Re:Feeling left out by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "I'm starting to feel left out.. Maybe I'll install Windows on a box and join the fun. "

      Bon voyage!

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    6. Re:Feeling left out by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Got to admit, there are days that I think of going back to Windows (last ran win 3.1 back in its' early days and have ran Linux ever since). But, then at a park that I go to, I heard half the park discussing how they had it and what it would take to get rid of it.
      One person spent 1 day trying to get rid of it. Finally took the computer into the repair shop to get another XP installed. She has already been told that the back up that she had was worthless (the tech who set it up screwed it up and never checked). Then she will spend the bulk of the week recreating the data. So for a woman who make 150/hour, she will have spent > 6K on it just in her time, which does not include the lost business that will happen becuase she was busy doing this. Nor does it include the money that she will fork out to compuserve.
      After thinking it through, I decided that no, I like my dull life with Linux. At least I can get stuff done.

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    7. Re:Feeling left out by Nucleon500 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm told it works in Wine.

    8. Re:Feeling left out by allism · · Score: 1



      Please tell me they didn't spend a day, plus taking the computer to the repair shop, trying to get rid of little ole MSBlast....

      </cringe>

    9. Re:Feeling left out by Josh+Booth · · Score: 1

      You mean MSBlaster.exe or the DCOM RPC bug? I mean, if you want to reimplement Window$, then you might as well match it bug for bug ;-)

    10. Re:Feeling left out by ddavis539 · · Score: 1

      When I came back from Lunch yesterday, the network admins wanted to talk to me because they had detected the virus running on my computer and wanted to come remove it. It turns out they had scanned the entire network identifying any computers running services on port 4444, which led them to believe my system was infected. It turned out to be a Kerberos related service. I thought it was pretty funny.

    11. Re:Feeling left out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or for the simpler solution

      nc -l -p 135 > worm.out

    12. Re:Feeling left out by Steve+G+Swine · · Score: 5, Funny
      People who store pornography on their computers deserve to get their data wiped.
      And in some cases, their keyboards.
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    13. Re:Feeling left out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > blaster virus was written in Linux

      that's b.s. - there's no native win api to write to. and, there's no open m$ ports on a linux system to exploit. do an nmap on a linux system sometime and educate yourself. there are common ports between the two os's, such as 80 for http, and any linux system that doesn't protect the open ports deserves equal punishment. the HUGE difference is that most linux distros close ports and force you to open them to provide a service. m$ opens them by default had hopes that the user can educate themselves well enough to close them before an exploit occurs. that is the specific stupidity/ignorance involved in the m$ model.

    14. Re:Feeling left out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how the f..k does this deserve a '2'? have we got a lot of religious right-wing moderators? the comment was stupid!!!!

    15. Re:Feeling left out by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1
      I had a similar problem.

      Every time I booted into XP it told me it was shutting down. I reinstalled XP 5 times and this kept happening - I then decided this was a hardware error which I would need to diagnose. It was only when a friend called me to say that their PC was doing this that I thought "wait a minute"....

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    16. Re:Feeling left out by kfuq · · Score: 1

      The All new and improved Windows Server 2003 honeypot/virus server !

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    17. Re:Feeling left out by Blackhalo · · Score: 1

      Surely you mean "feature" for "feature."

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    18. Re:Feeling left out by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      From what she said, she was on the phone for 3 hours with IIRC, norton trying to get it done. Then the company put her on hold apparently for 30 min. so she gave up. What an exercise in futility.

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    19. Re:Feeling left out by mrseigen · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I just got back from a while of being out and I check my mail and waiting on my nice Mac is a warning letter (from this morning) telling me to update my version of Windows from my ISP. Thanks guys. Makes me feel even more alone when all these Windows users are busy having all this virus-deletion hoopla.

    20. Re:Feeling left out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, just the One who created you, tired of seeing you, a slave to his own lust, ejaculating his life away...

    21. Re:Feeling left out by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Me too - none of my 3 windows machines (including the one at work) were affected at all :(.

    22. Re:Feeling left out by Nucleon500 · · Score: 1

      msblaster.exe. I haven't tried it, but I heard it from this post.

    23. Re:Feeling left out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who store pornography on their computers deserve to get their data wiped.

      Damn straight! You're supposed to store your porn on other people's computers. Preferably someone who'd get in trouble (or just freak out in an amusing way) if someone were to find porn on their computer.

    24. Re:Feeling left out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I had been working on my CAD system on my home machine running WIN95 and DOS."

      Wow! It's amazing that you've invented a time machine in the year 1995... but using it to fast-forward 8 years and post this seems like kind of a waste...! ;)

    25. Re:Feeling left out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno, somehow I doubt CowboyNeal cares one way or another.

    26. Re:Feeling left out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try google - put "download MSBLAST.EXE" (with the inverted commas) in and you can download a copy.

    27. Re:Feeling left out by Beowulf_Boy · · Score: 1

      she sounds like an idiot.

      Whats so hard about popping in a dos bootdisk and format C: ?

    28. Re:Feeling left out by radish · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I keep getting all these people telling me I should upgrade and be current with the times. I would gladly upgrade if the later stuff was actually better and more robust than the earlier stuff - but thats not what I see.

      Believe me, there are many things which are more robust than win95. Whilst your paranoia is your business, saying you run win95 because it's more stable than say, w2k, flies in the face of the evidence. And that's not even going into the realm of things like Linux/BSD, which I assume you can't run due to some CAD app or other.

      Let me give you an alternative view point. I run w2k, behind a linux firewall. I use a variety of browsers (IE6, Moz, Opera) with scripting, java etc enabled. The security settings are set to what I'd consider sensible but not paraniod. I run a standard virus scanner which kills anything incoming before I even see it. My email goes into Outlook. I use the web a lot. I go to sites which contain "suspect" material. I download and run exectuables from unverified sources. In short I do everything you're not supposed to, but with the benefit of knowing what's going on and understanding the risks (and how to mitigate them).

      Result? The last virus I found on my system was in the bootsector of an Atari ST floppy disk about 10 years ago. I run AdAware and other trojan detectors every week or so, never found anything particularly nasty (except some junk morpheus put in one time). In short, I get to see all those websites I want to, I get to run the latest software with all those whizzy features, and I still don't get any of the nasty side effects.

      So you're quite welcome to continue practising ultra-safe computing, but IMHO you really don't need to.

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    29. Re:Feeling left out by anubi · · Score: 1
      I have to agree with you on your point that WIN95 not being the most stable thing out there. It crashes a LOT. And, I have several apps I run on it that have serious memory leak problems; I can only recover my system by rebooting. Not pretty.

      Yes, I would much prefer running Linux. But like you noted, its a problem of whats written for what and my knowledge - pretty limited - on how to make my tools work.

      But at least I know about most of my limitations. My situation is I have worked with these old tools so long I know them pretty intimately, and know when they hiccup, what the problem is. I am not willing to trade a problem I know about for ones I have no idea what it is. I would rather have a snake in plain view than have a strong suspicion one's hiding where I can't see him.

      I do not do computer diagnostic work all the time; I am primarily an analog circuit designer. It took me a long time to get where I was actually getting productive work out of my machine, after investing much time and energy into it to understand how I had to present my problem to it in a way in which it could help me. I had a helluva time with dongles and other copy protection stuff. But, it was pretty simple stuff in those days, and if I could not come up with a work-around, someone else would. It is very important to me that I have several machines running the exact same code, so that if one machine fails for any reason ( which has happened to me ), I don't lose work I spent hours ( possibly years ) doing. I have experienced enough stuff in the field to expect anything could happen. If I am paranoid, there is a reason. I am only protecting myself against threats that have either happened to me, or threats I observed happening to colleagues.

      I consider today's software so damn finicky that I have a helluva hard time justifying to myself ( much less anyone else ) why I should invest the time to mess with it. It'll just be obsolete by the time I finally get productive with it. And not only that, they will be able to enforce all sorts of after-the-sale "rights management" on me and there won't be nothing much I can do about it. Actually read the EULAs they require you to accept if you wanna good idea of whats driving my paranoria. Would any business in their right mind agree to such a thing? ( don't answer that.. they do! )

      As I had indicated earlier, I consider these latest systems much like a beautiful secretary - but the problem comes if I let her in the door, she confiscates every way I have of doing my work and forces me to channel it through her... then if she doesn't show up for work, I have no idea how to even run the simplest stuff after she's messed with it. I do not know how to make her show up for work, and dealing with her pimp is a real bitch. I am not a big business. To me a day down the tubes because I can't figure out how to make my system run is a big deal. And, without a big corporate support budget, it may take me a sizable portion of my yearly earnings to address fixing my computer. Unlike the salaried corporate executives whose income, pensions, and medical plans are quite independent of their computer system reliability, these problems hit me personally.

      So, I kinda have to be paranoid.

      And all these virii running around the net, and all these copyright holders bragging on their unstoppable rights management issues don't help my fears one bit. I figure these problems are best solved by the big boys who have the time and money to address such things. I have work to do.

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    30. Re:Feeling left out by badzilla · · Score: 1

      ... like a stunningly beautiful secretary that I can't trust, and spends a helluva lot of time doing her makeup.

      You are sooo right, no /. reader would want anything to do with one of THOSE around the place!

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    31. Re:Feeling left out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CowboyNeal has a snake in his head. The parent was talking about God.

    32. Re:Feeling left out by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      I wish I was a $150 per hour idiot ;)

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    33. Re:Feeling left out by Superfarstucker · · Score: 1

      all you have to do IIRC is disable DCOM services or patch windows to get rid of the little bastard

  7. Related? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    windowsupdate.com is down.

    1. Re:Related? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Besides the fact that it's windowsupdate.microsfot.com. No!

    2. Re:Related? by B747SP · · Score: 1
      He's right. windowsupdate is broken at the moment. Just tried it from an XPPro-SP1 box. Windows update runs, connects, and says
      There are no updates available for your computer. Please check back later.
      . Now I know that there's a bunch of updates that I haven't installed, so yeah, it's somehow broken from where I'm sitting.
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    3. Re:Related? by Anonynmous+Cow · · Score: 1

      Try https:// instead.

  8. Ugh, lazy patchings by AEton · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The RPC vulnerability this worm exploits was patched at least three weeks ago. Maybe if people would get it through their skulls that Windows ships with a BIG WINDOWS UPDATE LINK in the Start Menu for a REASON, and maybe if people would at least check for new, fun things weekly, these viruses wouldn't spread quite so far. The news outlets that focus on the "horrific" damage instead of the easy fix are doing their subscribers a disservice.

    Besides, even if you don't care about security, you must at least admit it's fun to see a new "This vulnerability could allow an attacker to execute malicious code"-patch every week. I wonder what'll happen when Microsoft's numbering system overflows...

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    1. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Doppler00 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, I'm wondered why the heck RPC service is allowed to be exposed to the internet interface in the first place. There is absolutely no good reason for Microsoft to design it this way. Sure, I could understand it being useful for corporate networks, but to leave it on and not allow you to turn it off is ridiculous.

      This isn't so much about security as it is poor design on the part of microsoft leaving so many useless services exposed to the internet.

    2. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Ryosen · · Score: 1

      >> I wonder what'll happen when Microsoft's numbering system overflows...

      Credit MS with a little bit of insight. They increase the data type for the numbering to a double a long time ago. ;)

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    3. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by KshGoddess · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We were infected by someone dialing in to (of all places, MSN) and opening an *authorized* VPN tunnel to our network.

      Users will not patch their machines, even if there's a bright icon in their start menu. Even if it reminds you all the damn time. If it doesn't automagically download and install, they're not going to do it.

      Should they have to? No. No one should have to patch as often as they do. Especially not desktops. Home users, for the most part, are technically savvy enough to plug in a USB device and have it 'work'. Office users, forget about it. For the most part, people think computers are magic, and IT people are just weird to be able to understand them.

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    4. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're wondering why a REMOTE Procedure Call service is exposed to the network? There's no good reason for a REMOTE Procedure Call to be exposed to the network?

      And yes, it's a service, so it can be turned off if you really want to.

      Please stop smoking the crackrock.

    5. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by BradleyUffner · · Score: 1

      RPC can be turned off in windows. But finding the setting is just one step above editing the registry.

    6. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      They leave all those ports open and services running so that when someone on the outside tries to access a feature that hasn't been enabled yet, it'll be able send back "Access Denied" in a friendly fashion rather than just refusing the connection.

      Or at least that how I imagine they would try to explain it.

      Today I noticed that every morning our couple XP computers at work send out a few uPnP related packets to 239.255.255.250:1900. They're going beyond our lan and out through our gateway to the internet. It's probably not worth the effort to investigate further and correct, but it bugs me a little.

    7. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Talez · · Score: 1

      Even just TURNING ON THE FIREWALL BUILT INTO XP would prevent 90% of the machines out there being infected. I know my g/f and her roommate haven't been infected yet even though her roommate's system (which is unpatched) is the ICS "server".

    8. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Pompatus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree that everyone should at least check out windowsupdate.com every once in awhile, but I am always hesitant to update my windows box. Windows Media Player 9??? Don't need it, don't want DRM. What about SP1 deactivating xp installs with pirate serial numbers? I've had DirectX updates that actually crashed previously working games (not lately though, gotta say that's getting better).

      I like to wait to update my box for about a week or so to see if there is any outcry about some nasty thing Microsoft slips into the update. I'll bet I am not alone. As far as Blaster is concerned, I rely on independant firewall and antivirus applications to deal with these threats. IMHO it works better than relying on MS to secure their OS.

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    9. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, no fair slashdotting Windows Update before the worm does!

    10. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by boarsai · · Score: 1

      windows updates sometimes create just as much chaos as they attempt to "fix"

      you'd think they were drilling holes inside their mighty battleship...

      wish they'd drill some bigger ones so they'd sink a bit faster though.

    11. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by spblat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe if people would get it through their skulls that Windows ships with a BIG WINDOWS UPDATE LINK in the Start Menu for a REASON...

      The problem is harder to solve than that.

      Consider a gigantic worldwide firm that runs flavors of Windows servers and desktops from NT up through Longhorn on thousands upon thousands of machines, in dozens of facilities across the globe. Then consider that many of these servers may be running mission critical applications which are no longer being maintained. As a result, there are complex and thorough change management procedures in place that prevent casual application of the latest patches and updates. For any given server they may a) require weeks to test the patch to make sure nothing comes down; b) find the patch breaks an application and therefore cannot be deployed; or c) have a total ban on even breathing on their older servers lest something break.

      This is why the "just patch your servers early and often" doesn't work for those larger companies. To the decision makers faced with evaluating business risk, the cost of staying up to the latest versions can seem as high (or higher) than the potential loss caused by a compromise.

      So the answer ends up being in your in-line protection: firewalls, and (as they improve) intrusion prevention technologies that offer "virtual patches" for exploits before they hit the wild.

      (Having said all this, if you have boxes with port 135 open to the public internet, you'd better have a good reason. And there aren't many good reasons.)

    12. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by wfberg · · Score: 4, Informative

      Today I noticed that every morning our couple XP computers at work send out a few uPnP related packets to 239.255.255.250:1900. They're going beyond our lan and out through our gateway to the internet. It's probably not worth the effort to investigate further and correct, but it bugs me a little.

      Your network is misconfigure. 239.255.0.0/16 is a local scope multicast address. (RFC2365) The message sent is to let other uPNP devices know your computer is there.

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    13. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Epistax · · Score: 1

      Right. I'm going to restart my computer everyday for the new somehing that has a minor chance of effecting my computer.

      That would completely nullify my bragging rights in IRC from the moo.dll script which gives my uptime information. Sure it may saves billions of dollars, but, but just having that "week" segment makes me look all leet.

    14. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by wfberg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're wondering why a REMOTE Procedure Call service is exposed to the network? There's no good reason for a REMOTE Procedure Call to be exposed to the network?

      127.0.0.1/16? sure! The LAN, (192.168.0.0/24 or 10.0.0.0/8, perhaps some Link-Local/Broadcast addresses..) perhaps. The entire INTERNET? No fudging way, man!

      Other MS weirdness; I have filesharing turned on. It's only associated with the LAN card's TCP/IP stack (NOT the PPTP (DSL) connection's TCP/IP stack). Nevertheless, were it not for my spiffy firewall software thingy you'd be able to access it from the internet! Yippee..

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    15. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by eamber · · Score: 1

      I agree - BUT...

      I work for a school district. We have 1,600 machines. About 1,000 of those are running an OS vulnerable to this worm.

      Unfortunately, I am the ONLY technician, net admin, and help desk person for the entire LAN/WAN. And right now I'm bogged down with creating accounts for 2,000 kids that come in next week.

      So, while I agree on one hand - on the other hand, depending on your situation - it can be a real pain in the butt to get out there and patch all those workstations.

      And when your users have difficulty finding the power button on their system, it's tough to tell them how to do it themselves.

    16. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Elbereth · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      I really don't understand why some people have so many problems with Microsoft updates and patches. I don't. I'll admit that I keep my Windows PCs in as close to pristine state as possible. I learned a decade ago, back in the days of Windows 3.x, that you can't load a Windows PC down with software. Every time that you do, it crashes horribly.

      I try to keep the number of installed programs to a minimum, like say half a dozen, maybe a dozen.

      putty - to ssh into UNIX systems
      Mozilla - for web browsing
      Ad-Aware - in case spyware gets in somehow
      NetHack - to waste time
      CDex - to extract audio
      AIM - to talk to my friends
      Quicktime - to watch movie trailers on apple.com
      the latest iD game - to satisfy that FPS urge

      Beyond that, I might have three or four more commercial games installed (Diablo 2, Morrowind, etc).

      I can't imagine loading a Windows PC with anything more than that. You'd have to be insane. I can understand installing Office, if you have to. I can understand maybe installing a virus checker or an e-mail client, if you feel you need them. But I wouldn't. Too muany installed programs on a Windows PC means disaster.

      Minimalism, folks. It always saves the day.

    17. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man- what a bunch of pseudo-techno babble. Let me guess- you used to have an awesome job with a .com a few years back, but for some strange reason the company just couldn't stay in business.

      Sorry to be the one to break this to you, but you are not a smart person.

    18. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by sbranden · · Score: 1

      yeah, but what about their computers ?

    19. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you know how to automate things? You can have these patches pushed down through various ways, including the NT login script

    20. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      I know. It was mentioned on the same page that said it was used by uPnP.

    21. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SP1 doesn't deactivate installs with pirate serial numbers. It just says you have an invalid serial number and stops installing. If you can find a copy of the Windows XP key generator/changer and generate a new key, it will install fine (that's what I^H my friend did). MS just included a list of the few serials that they knew had been widely distributed with pirate copies of XP, and SP1 refuses to install with those specific serials. It doesn't call up MS to check the key or report you to the FBI or anything like that. I think they really don't want to scare people away from Windows Update. If pirates stop using it, MS still gets the bad press when their machines get infected and spew viruses all over the place.

    22. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by timelady · · Score: 1

      yeah you wouldnt want a Denial of Service!

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    23. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by weele · · Score: 1

      I hepled a client clean up a new Gateway laptop they bought over last weekend. Of course it had set on the shelf for a few months, probably since Feb. 2003. When they turned it on and tried to get the updates/patches (over 30 mb on a dial-up) they were infected. Why do these computer stores like Gateway, who market customer service, not have a disk on site to update machines and save customers hours of time applying patches - most know and don't want to know anything about. Sometimes computer users aren't lazy they just never had get a chance.

    24. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Sethb · · Score: 1

      Care to reference a specific Q article with that FUD you're spreading? I can say that Linux updates often break things too, I've hosed boxes with apt-get before, does that mean I should never use Linux, or that I should never update it?

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    25. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Having said all this, if you have boxes with port 135 open to the public internet, you'd better have a good reason. And there aren't many good reasons.)

      This is the most important part I think. While patches may be difficult to bring into production servers in a reliable manner that doesn't break anything else, along with the MS release of a patch was the information that described what was vulnerable. With that information firewalls can be checked to ensure they're protecting you from the outside. If need be, intranet firewalls can (and should be) implemented protecting your valuable servers from the rest of the network. Many simple and effective workarounds like this can be implemented to get around any need for patches.

      People knew there was a vulnerability, knew it would be a big one, it involves RPC for fark's sake. The information was there. Sitting around waiting for a patch to be 'tested' leaves your system WIDE WIDE WIDE open until the testing is complete. A few simple precautions would have stopped that.

    26. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by strider3700 · · Score: 1

      Today I had my boss bring in two of her home machines. THe first was infected the other was not. So I cleaned up the first one while she installed the patches on the second. An hour later she couldn't log in on the second, this was because the patch had replaced some of her settings and her weird mouse configuration didn't work anymore. Once I got that sorted out I decided to update the virus software and check the updates. virus software updated and the windows update said it was upto date. So I took it outside of the firewall to test. 45 seconds later it was infected but under control by the antivirus software. Apparently the update hadn't actually worked. I manually installed the patch cleaned up the system and then tested. This time no infection within 5 minutes. I gave it back to her, pointed out that my linux system was quicker on older hardware, cost me nothing but a little time during the install and easy learning curve, and I hadn't had a security issue in over a year. Oh and I trust the updates to work and not blow everything up.

      She didn't really care till I told her what the XP on that machine cost, and that I made $100 while fixing it for her. I'm allowed linux on my desktop at work now, before it was just on a couple of servers :)

      So guys keep on writing those windows worms. Soon I'll enjoy my job again.

    27. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by slide-rule · · Score: 1

      It isn't people being lazy. At risk of repeating a very recent and lengthy post, read
      this account of my visit to my relatives last week, where none of them, in spite of the "BIG WINDOWS UDATE LINK" on the start menu, knew what it was for, and so didn't mess with it, ever. Yeah, IE4.0 and OE on dialup, unpatched. Saying people are aware of the update and the need to run it is giving the average person quite more credit than is necessary. (I'm not down on non-tech people, it is just my perspective has recently been changed based on personal experience.)

    28. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Kenja · · Score: 1

      [Sarcasim]
      Because remeber kids, no one ever uses a router for interoffce communications. All routers connect to the internet so you just need to block non local IP ranges.
      [/Sarcasim]

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    29. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by boarsai · · Score: 1

      Apart from the fact that not everything that is truth exists in a website link that I may be able to post I'll reply - althogh i concede that google.com knows more and less than all of us put together. Perhaps my MS cynacism got the best of me (again), listening to too amny young pups telling me bill is the devil... anyway I have patched my xp with critcal updates on at least 4 seperate instances which have resulted in me being unable to boot afterwards. Perhaps it's my ineptitude for this certain simple task, perhaps it's my hardware configeration but updates have sometimes burnt my fingers. My friends (perhaps we're a dimwitted lot or perhaps we all buy the same dodgy hardware) have also experienced such updates. I don't say don't update but what I should have said would go like this... some people don't update for a few simple reasons: 1. (ignorance) - they live under rocks (it's true) and are unaware of the new virii running about 2. (wouldn't know how) - they have just mastered turning the machine on and emailing their children all by themselves! 3. (burnt fingers) - they tried messing around with this kinda thing once before and made their pc unbootable 4. (lazyness - possibly second to the wouldn't know how group imho anyway) - tommorow will solve all their problems Me personaly.. I back everything up thats critical before doing so just in case I have one of those "FUD" occurences.

    30. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ermm, how about SUN RPC?

    31. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Actually, if you turn the firewall option on, it isn't open to the world by default. Or, if you have a firewall, you are not susceptible to this attack. I thought everyone had broadband these days, what's up with broadband with no firewall? At least some software. Don't people read documentation any more?

      I have a windows xp machine, and I have not become haxored. I don't think I've installed the patch, either. But I don't do anything like forward all otherwise unforwarded ports to my PC, ala the DMZ Host option. I don't expose RPC. I only expose services which I actually use. I use nat, with spoofing protection, which is the default behavior on most of these little routers, and I forward any ports which I feel I need to expose.

      But the average Windows XP user can just turn firewall support on, so what am I missing? I admit I don't use it so maybe I'm not aware that they just expose RPC by default, but that seems unlikely and it's not what I remember from its configuration screens. That might not mean much, but it usually does.

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    32. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by _randy_64 · · Score: 1

      I did download and install thie patch. But when I did the big honkin' Windows Update and took all the critical/security patches - Yahoo Messenger stopped working, Windows file search stopped working, and Windows Media Player crashed immediately on starting. So I'm a little leery of that big "Windows Update" button, thank you very much. And if I was an admin with a lot of systems to patch, I'd be even more worried.

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      I mod down all the "free iPod"-sig losers.
    33. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by br0ck · · Score: 1

      Here's a way to disable uPnP. If that doesn't work it might just be Windows Messenger which sends uPnP traffic on port 1900 as described here.

    34. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

      I actually attempted doing this once in Windows 2000. Lots of bad things happened, software stopped working correctly, and then, I couldn't even get back into the computer management to re-enable it.

    35. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The problem with patching as soon as a new patch is released is that you don't know what the patch does. You know what it's supposed to do. These two are not the same thing.

      As a sysadmin in a group that's responsible for a large number of Unix boxen, and a smaller number of Windows 2000 boxen, I am not able to apply service pack 4 to the W2k boxen. Why? Because the applications running on those boxen are not currently supported on SP4. SAP's working on it, I believe, but in the meantime, we're stuck with patching using only the hotfixes relative to SP3.

      It may work, it may not, but until we're given the all clear from SAP, we can't apply the service pack. If we do, we lose all support from SAP.

      There are also cases where a patch breaks functionality. I remember an application that I was using in a previous job which explicitely told you not to apply a particular revision of a Solaris patch, because it broke critical stuff for that app (later revisions of that patch were fine, however).

      It's like using Linux. You can use the bleeding-edge development kernels, or you can use the "stable" series. Which would you run your production systems on, as a general rule? (Free hint: if you answered "bleeding-edge development kernels", don't bother applying for a job as sysadmin. You'd be too much of a liability to the company.)

    36. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Salsaman · · Score: 1

      How else would they shut you down if they found you using an invalid activation key ?

    37. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found that my pens last a lot longer when I don't use them too.

    38. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by wfberg · · Score: 1


      [Sarcasim]
      Because remeber kids, no one ever uses a router for interoffce communications. All routers connect to the internet so you just need to block non local IP ranges.
      [/Sarcasim]


      I didn't say anything at all about routers. I said RPC shouldn't be listening to ALL possible IP addresses. It's much safer to default to a local range and leave administrators the option (and hopefully informed decision) of widening this up, than to force people to run firewalls.

      If nothing's listening on port 135, you don't need to firewall it!

      Remember the SQL server worm a while back? You might have heard about it.. Had SQL Server defaulted to listening to 127.0.0.1 or local addresses that outbreak would never have been that bad, since a vast majority of SQL servers only need to be reachable (for executing SQL statements) from the LAN. Turns out they were reachable by every other machine on the internet. Oops.
      HTTP, now that's a different story, but SQL? RPC?

      AND you misspelled "sarcasm".. Geez Louise!

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    39. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess - you don't understand technical terms, but you like to make yourself feel superior by berating others for imagined character flaws.

      Sorry to be the one to break this to you, but that doesn't make your penis any larger.

    40. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      You might want to disable uPnP. Steve Gibson has a tiny utility to do this on XP systems: link here.

      Enjoy!

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      I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
    41. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by sipy · · Score: 1
      This isn't so much about security as it is poor design on the part of microsoft leaving so many useless services exposed to the internet.

      Don't forget the fact that Microsoft didn't "get it" about the Internet until very late in the game. They had added this RPC-based networking into Windows *well* before even considering "exposing [your PC] to the Internet".

      Windows for Workgroups 3.11 was a major boon to businesses, adding the much-needed printer sharing, file sharing, (etc.) that Netware had - but at that time the Internet was not even on Microsoft's radar screen. It's no wonder that Microsoft, being largely ignorant of the Internet and its protocols, insecurities, (etc.), would design its features without considering the ramifications of a malicious, Internet-propagated worm attacking a worldwide community of like-configured WfW machines. It was just not in their mindset.

      So, along comes ol'e Mister Bill, plugging along like he and his company (not Al Gore) invented this "Internet thingy", not even considering that by promoting interconnectedness over the Internet - and simultaneously maintaining backward-compatibility with the RPC (et al) "features" of yesteryear - they were setting the stage to make possible these world-scale attacks.

      Suffice it to say that Microsoft has "maintained compatibility" (read: propagated bugs, bad design and archaic protocols) since WfW till now. Perhaps that will help you understand why these services are "exposed to the Internet" in the first place - they've always been there, even before Microsoft "got" the Internet.

    42. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      What about SP1 deactivating xp installs with pirate serial numbers?

      What about it? Apart from the fact that that's not what happens (it merely denies you access to windows update), we are talking about pirate copies here. Why the hell shouldn't Microsoft be allowed to do that sort of thing? If you're using a pirated serial number, then you have no legal right to be using the software.

    43. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Elbereth · · Score: 1

      That's very funny. I'll have to write that one down.

    44. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by HeadDown · · Score: 1

      For one, you do want to also firewall port 135. Just because something's not listening on it now, that doesn't mean that there won't be something listening on it ever. Multiple layers of defence and all.

      And lots of intranets in large organisations use 'routable' (non-reserved) addresses, blocked at the router to the outside, BTW.

      The better option is not for the service to only listen to some set range of IP addresses, but just to be disabled altogether until the user makes a knowledgeable decision about what needs to be enabled. Unfortunately, that doesn't really mesh with the bulk of the MS market.

    45. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by HeadDown · · Score: 1

      Don't want WMP9? Then disable it in your Windows Update preferences, and you'll never see it again.

    46. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Keeper · · Score: 1

      Man, you do not want to see my machine then ... the Add/Remove control panel shows over 70 items in it...that's the kind of cruft that accumulates over 5 years I guess.

      The trick isn't keeping the number of items installed on your machine to a minimum, the trick is "don't install software with crappy installers", "don't wack new files with old ones", and "don't fuck with registry settings when you don't know what they do." It also helps if you don't hit the reset button in the middle of a disk write and stay away from beta level drivers for hardware....

      And I also haven't had any problems with MS software installs or patches for Win98. Albiet, there aren't a huge number of them, but they do work.

    47. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Torne · · Score: 1

      Don't write it down, just remember it. That way your pen will last longer.

    48. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Maybe if people would get it through their skulls that Windows ships with a BIG WINDOWS UPDATE LINK in the Start Menu for a REASON,

      well you are right on except for that WINDOWS UPDATE crap.

      I work in corperate and we got nailed hard because corperate IT was still busy "investigating" the patches... we are not allowed to have any patches other than SP3.

      no hotfixes, no security fixes.

      and this is plain stupid that we are that fricking far behind and is the reason we got nailed.

      They want everything tested to death, yet they only test it in their spare time when they get around to it. sorry it can be tested within 1 week of release which would have had this patch in place 2 weeks before the crap hits the fan.

      I really hope that more fo this crap get's released and hammers corperations IT infrastructure to hell.. maybe it will wake up the idiots in the corperate IT headquarters that we NEED the stinking security patches approved much faster, and how about putting together a Security/virus action team that has some power instead of being a show-only group.

      the RPC problem that caused this weeks problems is the fault of lazy morons in corperate IT that approve the patches.

      --
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    49. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [SARCASM]Because remember kids, you need to accept connections from all IP addresses to permit routed inter-office access. Security has nothing to do with the software author, only the end user.[/SARCASM]

    50. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Sir_Real · · Score: 1

      See, in my mind, the worst viruses are the ones that don't do any harm to the infected host. There's even LESS reason for the user to go out and get patched. It's less likely to be a "critical" bug. Users just don't want to be bothered with patching, especially if they're not in danger.

      Some level of viral infection is tolerable when you're not a geek.

    51. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, he did say he was a *technician* after all....

    52. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by julesh · · Score: 1

      he better option is not for the service to only listen to some set range of IP addresses, but just to be disabled altogether until the user makes a knowledgeable decision about what needs to be enabled.

      The service (RPC) is required for many core windows features, including drag and drop of anything other than a file and many other features that require COM communication between more than one process (erm, not sure but I think VBA programs might fit into this category). I think it would _really_ confuse most people if a load of things didn't work by default.

      However, I think you can assume anyone wanting to use advanced features over a LAN that isn't on 192.168.*.* has an administrator who at least either has a Microsoft certification of some form (there is one below MCSE isn't there?) or is just generally smart enough to realise that you might have to switch such features and is able to guess where one might look for the settings... anyone else is just not likely to need remote administration, distributed applications, or any of the other things that need this.

      So I think the original poster was right to suggest listening only to localhost as the sensible default.

    53. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by julesh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I try to keep the number of installed programs to a minimum, like say half a dozen, maybe a dozen.

      Err, yeah, right. Let me count the apps that I absolutely *need* in order to do my job.

      Things from your list:
      * SSH client. Yep, agree with that one
      * Web browser / email client (one program)

      OK, that's two. What I also need:
      * Other web browsers, for compatibility testing
      * Graphics editor (for designing web sites)
      * Text editor (for editing web sites and programs)
      * Word processor (for writing letters & other
      documentation that'll need printing)
      * Spreadsheet (for doing occasional organisational
      tasks)
      * C++ compiler (for the obvious)
      * Java compiler (ditto)
      * Version control system front end
      * Various 'back end' admin systems for web sites
      that I manage
      * Antivirus software (I sometimes send compiled
      programs directly to clients; company policy is
      scan-before-send).
      * CD writing software

      OK, that's 13 absolute essentials. Then there are the things I'd find it hard to live without:

      * File sharing client. Currently only one although in the past I've used more than one at once.
      * Media players. Winamp, MS media player, Real One.
      * Productivity utilities: file compression, a fast image viewer, a task scheduler & reminder program
      * Video editing & conversion software in order to be able to stick my home videos onto VCD.
      * Things that I'm playing with. The odd piece of free-software-du-jour that I might find useful and have downloaded recently to see if its any good.

      That makes 24. It doesn't include any of my own projects (which probably adds a further 10 separate programs to that figure at any one time).

      And, I haven't had any problems with my Windows 2000 system since I installed it 9 months ago. I don't think I'm "insane". I'm just trying to use my computer as the tool that I want it to be.

    54. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by gav1n · · Score: 0

      or what about the fact that XP ships with automatic updating TURNED ON? How many people have turned this off? And you would think that those who knew enough to turn it off would patch manually with this serious of a bug.

    55. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

      No shit. And as a games programmer, add to that:
      3D modelling software (Blender (various version for compatability), Wings3D, Milkshape), sound editing software (SoundForge, FruityLoops)..

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    56. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by N7DR · · Score: 1
      Maybe if people would get it through their skulls that Windows ships with a BIG WINDOWS UPDATE LINK in the Start Menu for a REASON, and maybe if people would at least check for new, fun things weekly, these viruses wouldn't spread quite so far.



      Well, yes. If Windows Update works. Which in my case it doesn't. When I go to the Update site I get a nice little error ("Windows Update has encountered an error and cannot display the requested page."), and no clue as to what to do next. Reporting the problem elicited the usual response: silence. (Yes, I did try their "online support", which sent me in the usual tortuous circles.)



      I really was prepared to be impressed with Windows update, since several posts here have extolled its virtues. But it turned out -- at least for me -- to be another disappointment from Microsoft.

    57. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Superfarstucker · · Score: 1

      this happens usually when your windows installation is borked, im sure a lot more than just being not bootable after the patch is wrong with the machine.. It's usually ahrd to track that sort of thing down.

    58. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by pmz · · Score: 1

      Maybe if people would get it through their skulls that Windows ships with a BIG WINDOWS UPDATE LINK in the Start Menu for a REASON

      Sorry to burst your bubble, but Microsoft also provides reasons to NOT use Windows Update. Microsoft has been known to 1) break existing configurations, 2) upgrade EULAs to suit themselves, 3) install DRM, and 4) alter user settings.

      I'm not convinced that Microsoft handles Windows Update responsibly enough for me to trust them with altering my computers on their schedule. Thankfully, I don't run Windows at home, but my home configuration wouldn't change if I did. I would still have a firewall on a separate dedicated computer that blocks all incoming connections and allows only my pre-approved outgoing connections. Then, I periodically patch my systems, but when it is convenient for me to do so.

    59. Re:Ugh, lazy patchings by Elbereth · · Score: 1

      * Other web browsers, for compatibility testing

      Like what? There isn't anything else, unless you count Opera. I don't.

      * Graphics editor (for designing web sites)

      Umm. Don't need one. Don't want one.

      * Text editor (for editing web sites and programs)

      Notepad? Wordpad?

      * Word processor (for writing letters & other
      documentation that'll need printing)

      Notepad. Wordpad.

      * Spreadsheet (for doing occasional organisational
      tasks)

      Never used one in my life. But, that's why I included Office, at the end, as something that some people consider necessary. I don't.

      * C++ compiler (for the obvious)
      * Java compiler (ditto)
      * Version control system front end

      That's why God invented UNIX.

      * Various 'back end' admin systems for web sites
      that I manage

      ?? Never used one. Don't need one. Don't want one.

      * Antivirus software (I sometimes send compiled
      programs directly to clients; company policy is
      scan-before-send).

      Like I said, some people would consider AV programs necessary. I don't.

      * CD writing software

      Yeah, I forgot that. I got Nero with my CDRW. It works fine.

      Well, it's a good thing that nobody is reading this stuff, because I'd probably be modded as flamebait again. Gimme a break.

  9. Re:And while you all get easy 5, funnies. by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Linux has its own problems. But you mod them -1 under the rug until the fsf site gets hax0red. troll but true. "

    That was true like a year or two ago, but since this has come up I've been amazed at how things have changed here. It's not that it's turning pro-Microsoft, but the "Everything Linux does is perfect" attitude has settled back down to realistic levels.

    I agree with you, though, Linux is a root password away from being ssh'd to hell.

    --
    "Derp de derp."
  10. Phew by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 4, Funny

    "All Kaspersky Labs products effectively detect both modifications of "Lovesan", without requiring an update."

    Guess they were just damned lucky there.

    1. Re:Phew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what are you implying? I'm sure Kaspersky will deny all responsibility.

    2. Re:Phew by Satan's+Librarian · · Score: 2, Informative
      If past performance is any indication, it's because Kaspersky takes multiple strings from harder to modify areas and also supports wildcards - the guy who started it (Eugene Kaspersky) is a badass at assembler and has generally produced some of the best virus analysis in the industry. I use and recommend F-Secure, which uses a combination of his engine and Fridrik Skulason's for scanning - that way you get the advantage of having two sets of seperately picked virus signatures plus different heuristical scanning methods.

      Aside from a few stability issues that took them bloody forever to work out on 2K (BSOD's once a week for a few months on my box as a result) - it's been a great product for years. I've gotten to laugh at the people using McAfee's and Norton's several times and say 'I told you so' when they got hit

      Unfortunately - I think they have the price for the personal edition set too high, and can't market in the U.S. for shit.

    3. Re:Phew by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      " If past performance is any indication, it's because Kaspersky takes multiple strings from harder to modify areas and also supports wildcards - the guy who started it (Eugene Kaspersky) is a badass at assembler and has generally produced some of the best virus analysis in the industry. "

      Either that or they wrote the virus.

      --
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    4. Re:Phew by Satan's+Librarian · · Score: 1
      I know that is what was suggested, and it's been a cynical rumor that has surfaced from time to time for years, but it simply doesn't hold water. In fact, most AV companies go through substantial effort to avoid anything that might make that rumor stick. They do not write viruses. Some write really lousy software - but it doesn't replicate.

      The truth is, there are far more kids playing around with viruses than would be needed to sustain the antivirus industry. Now that most viruses and worms don't need to be written in assembler and everyone is connected to the internet, the bar is extremely low - any fool with Word can write one. Check this out for some interesting research whitepapers on who really writes them.

    5. Re:Phew by Satan's+Librarian · · Score: 1

      Doh - bad link. Badguys.org, not .com. here.

    6. Re:Phew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your still a very very scary man.... LOL

  11. If we're lucky... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny


    If we're lucky the power will be out and the worms won't be able to carry out their attack.

    --
    Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    1. Re:If we're lucky... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Perhaps luck had nothing to do with it...it'll probably turn out that the entire east coast power grid is controlled by a single unpatched WindowsME box.

    2. Re:If we're lucky... by LordLucless · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's right, Microsoft nuked the power station to offset the bad worm publicity.

      Damn, Slashdot needs a "+1 Paranoid" mod

      --
      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
    3. Re:If we're lucky... by marko123 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be ME because that was the one version of Windows that was not vulnerable (broken/missing RPC? )

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      http://pcblues.com - Digits and Wood
    4. Re:If we're lucky... by Exitthree · · Score: 1

      /, the only place where paranoia is considered a good thing...

    5. Re:If we're lucky... by a20vertigo · · Score: 1

      nah... it's 'cause all the win9x just don't use RPC at all, it's specific to NT. So, even though MS doesn't publicly acknowledge the existence of them any more, 95 and 98 and basically everything that isn't NT is safe from this one.

      --
      No matter where you go, there you are; even before you arrive.
    6. Re:If we're lucky... by freeweed · · Score: 1

      But then everyone here would have 1 million Karma...

      --
      Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
    7. Re:If we're lucky... by marko123 · · Score: 1

      Damn, man. I looked at your website, and now I've got ailments, diseases, IQ loss, and an extra limb!

      Thanks.

      --
      http://pcblues.com - Digits and Wood
    8. Re:If we're lucky... by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Damn, Slashdot needs a "+1 Paranoid" mod

      Now, what does it say about you that you consider "paraniod" a good mod?
      Really. There are weirdos, and then there are slashdotters.

    9. Re:If we're lucky... by pmz · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's right, Microsoft nuked the power station to offset the bad worm publicity.

      Well, Bill Gates is already more powerful than any government leader in the world, so perhaps we shouldn't be suprised if he has also mastered lightning and other natural phenomena to do his bidding.

  12. Copycats by interiot · · Score: 1

    Nothing really changed other than the exe filenames and registry keys as far as I know. It doesn't even look like updated functionality from the author, just copycats.

    1. Re:Copycats by slithytove · · Score: 1

      The executable compression scheme used has changed too, as the article states.
      They also state that their software detects both without an update. Thats interesting- I always figured (and never bothered to educate myself and discover otherwise) that virus definitions were less flexible than that- like md5 sums or something. Or is Kaspersky ahead of the game?

    2. Re:Copycats by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Heuristics. Note that it DETECTS both. A program intentionally crashing RPC is a virus-like activity according to the Kaspersky engine. Or so I think.

    3. Re:Copycats by Genghis+Troll · · Score: 0

      Virus detection is a lot more involved than md5 sums. Check out Viruses Revealed for a good introduction (can be got cheaply on half.com and similar overstock sites).

    4. Re:Copycats by Satan's+Librarian · · Score: 1
      A lot of antivirus packages have been able to 'see through' lousy encryption schemes and packing techniques for a long time. The polymorphic viruses (viruses with a pseudo-random encryptor/decryptor around them) and high level language viruses forced that back in the early 90's. A few have pretty serious processor emulation built in for heuristics to detect unknown viruses, although others use code signatures for the same purpose.

      Most of the good AV packages do perform a hash of some sort on the unchanging parts of the virus to make sure it is the exact same one as their sample as a final check - otherwise disinfection can be dangerous depending on what has changed, and a huge percentage of the viruses out there are simple hacks of others. Misidentification can be really bad if something like an encryption key protecting original data from the program is changed.

  13. The Internet is not Secure by blair1q · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How many times do people need to be told this?

    1. Re:The Internet is not Secure by insecuritiez · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That is a blanket statement that has little truth to it. The internet is made of the computers that connect to it. Many computers that make the internet are not secure. A fully patched system, be it Linux, Unix, or Windows is for all intensive purposes, secure -- for the time being. What people don't get is that security is not a constant thing. It has to be kept up with. How many times do people need to be told to patch their system? But the model and structure of the internet as a decentralized system, is very secure.

    2. Re:The Internet is not Secure by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      The internet is drastically insecure. Code, even source code (which does not make naughty things possible, only easier) is available to anyone who wants it, often freely, and this has clearly not led to fixing all the holes, because old holes continue to be found. And, of course, new holes continue to be created. Most communications continue to be unencrypted, though admittedly most things that really need to be secure are. But mail is still generally unencrypted, which is fairly terrible, and moreover the connections to retrieve it are usually unencrypted.

      The fact is that most people simply do not secure their systems. Systems are often not secure by default in order to provide some functionality that users want. This is a prime example; If firewalling were the default behavior, then this would not be happening to people. Why would you need to expose RPC anyway? If you need to turn it off for use on a network, then you should know how to do that.

      --
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    3. Re:The Internet is not Secure by blair1q · · Score: 1

      It's self-consistent.

      "The Internet is not Secure" means "You have to secure whatever you connect to it."

    4. Re:The Internet is not Secure by Nicolas+Pillot · · Score: 1

      Maybe you can imagine the internet as an iron-build bridge. As time goes by, some bars rust, but some bars don't seem to. Thinking as the bridge in a whole, you cannot really consider it to be secure to cross the bridge.
      I do mean computers that have security flaws fixed are as "stainless steel", but it is not a valuable permanent operation : rusty bar survive, and put a threat on others. And any of them might have some other today-unknown inner flaws.
      It's not paranoia that it is about, just keep being realist about computers being non-perfect : nothing is perfect, but work is done to.

    5. Re:The Internet is not Secure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...for all intensive purposes...

      Get it right. It's "For all intents and purposes"
      Moron.
  14. Let's see here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
    • FSF FTP site gets hacked. Some people are mined for passwords.
    • A significant proportion of all desktop machines on the internet are compromised by a self-propigating virus, and the internet is affected by the sheer quantity of traffic generated by the worm.
    I think there's a slight difference of scale there.
    1. Re:Let's see here by Frenchy_2001 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There is also a difference of scale in the sheer number of computers running the infected software. Outside of /., what is the percentage of people running anything else than windows on their desktop? Moreover, what are the technical competencies of those people? M$ tried to make the update process as painless as possible through their windows update website, but it seems to me that it is STILL a failure. 300k+ computers already infected? I cant believe this is ONLY NT4 machines with no auto updates...

    2. Re:Let's see here by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Give Linux that "significant proportion of all desktop machines" and we'll see how many holes are discovered as well.

      It's true for any OS.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    3. Re:Let's see here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You f'ing morons. All of you. The patching is not the issue. There will another bug, and another bug. MS should be limiting users' exposure from the beginning by making Joe Blow's PC a workstation, not a server, exposing shit to the world. I've got Linux PCs out on the public Internet that I haven't patched in years and have never been hacked.

    4. Re:Let's see here by pmz · · Score: 1

      I think there's a slight difference of scale there.

      This is very true, but there is another lesson in this. Unless a person runs a default install of Red Hat in minimal-security mode, odds are a UNIX/Linux/BSD box won't get owned by an automated root kits or worms. The result is that UNIX crackers will tend to be more personal and more targetted in their efforts. For example, the FSF computer that got broken into was done so with the full criminal science suite of motive, opportunity, etc. Compare with most Windows users who are just the victims of yet another stupid automated program that takes advantage of Microsoft's negligence and the users' own ignorance.

  15. Well some are safe from it... by 3seas · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those in the US north east and south east Canada.....

    1. Re:Well some are safe from it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except us poor people here in Massachusetts. Damn state government made the local power companies plan for this. Now where's that patch again...oh yeah windows update..shutdown in 5,4,3,2,1, doh.............

  16. MS Worm & Power Cuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    OK you'd have to be a cyber terrorism nut to believe the power blackouts were caused by the virus but some friends at Con-Ed have told me the virus isn't totally innocent, apparently the trouble ticketing / work management system some of the affected power companies are using is running on a load of windows servers and not all of them managed to get patched in time. So the recovery operation is being hampered a bit by the worm.
    And I thought those guys were just exagerrating things.

    1. Re:MS Worm & Power Cuts by szyzyg · · Score: 1

      Wow! At last a worm / power cut link that actually makes sense, what's the bets on Con-Ed moving over to linux in the near future?

    2. Re:MS Worm & Power Cuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They probably won't. I bet hired a bunch of cheap MCSE's who don't know anything else.

    3. Re:MS Worm & Power Cuts by szyzyg · · Score: 1

      CLearly they don't know how to patch windows quickly.....

    4. Re:MS Worm & Power Cuts by spamchang · · Score: 1

      In addition to cybercrimes, the authors of the virus should get slammed with being accomplice to or obstructing public works then. They cause damage, they pay, no matter how unintended.

    5. Re:MS Worm & Power Cuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just suppose for a minute it was the worm, then who wouold really be to blame the worm writer, admins for not patching or M$ for such shoddy OS. It would be a real intresting law suit.

  17. News Flash by ReyTFox · · Score: 5, Funny

    SCO declares that it holds the copyrights to LoveSan and demands that all clones pay a $1500 licensing fee.

    1. Re: News Flash by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > SCO declares that it holds the copyrights to LoveSan and demands that all clones pay a $1500 licensing fee.

      Actually you only have to pay the fee if you run it on Linux.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    2. Re:News Flash by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      More likely they'll want a fee per cpu that it's installed on.

    3. Re: News Flash by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 1

      "Actually you only have to pay the fee if you run it on Linux"

      I tried it with wine but no luck, I've sent a bugzilla report.

  18. New Energy Industry version by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1
    The new version targets power generating stations running Win2k and leaves the following line in the event log:

    The Continue Generating Power For Most Of North America Server service failed to start due to the following error: The system cannot find the file specified.

    1. Re:New Energy Industry version by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      Most of North America?

      Naw. Most of flyover country is doing just fine.

      --
      A Good Intro to NetBS
  19. Microsoft only sells software. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "windowsupdate.com is down."

    You can't expect Microsoft to know anything about computer hardware, and prepare for something like this in advance. They only sell software.

  20. I hope this new version runs under WINE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I am feeling left out. That worm is striking everything. Please, worm writers, try it out under WINE (http://www.winehq.org) before you release that worm. Better yet, write your worms in something cross-platform like Java. Oh wait, java doesn't have buffer so you can't do buffer overflows so most worms won't work. Never mind.

    1. Re:I hope this new version runs under WINE by ihummel · · Score: 4, Funny

      We at CodeWeavers are proud to announce our new product: Crossover Blaster. This new piece of software for the Linux operating system will provide the same quality that you've come to expect from Crossover Office, but this time with the very popular Blaster worm (known to some as LovSan). It will even work with clones of the worm.

      Finally, all the Linux users who have felt left out can participate in the reboot fun. It is a bargain for $50. See www.crossoverblaster.devnull for more details.


      Disclaimer: I do not work for CodeWeaver. My views are purely my own.

    2. Re:I hope this new version runs under WINE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try it,

      it creates the registry entries but doesn't go out on the network looking for hosts.

      BTW winedbg is a good tool to trace it with.

    3. Re:I hope this new version runs under WINE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you can just set your initdefault to 6.

    4. Re:I hope this new version runs under WINE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And lilo to 1/10 of a second delay.

  21. Blaster.B and Blaster.C by SimplexO · · Score: 4, Informative
    This post is about what Symantec calls W32.Blaster.C.Worm. Don't forget that there is also a W32.Blaster.B.Worm.

    B:
    Adds the value: "windows auto update"="penis32.exe" to the registry key: HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Run so that the worm runs when you start Windows.


    C:
    Adds the value: "Microsoft Inet Xp.."="teekids.exe" to the registry key: HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Run so that the worm runs when you start Windows.


    The new C means that the scan that we use to get the original out of the registry has to be modified so we can find this C variant.
    1. Re:Blaster.B and Blaster.C by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the site:

      * Number of infections: 0 - 49
      * Number of sites: 0 - 2
      * Geographical distribution: Low
      * Threat containment: Easy
      * Removal: Moderate

      Little behind on the stats there.

      It's been 19 seconds since you hit reply! Asshole! Wait 20!

    2. Re:Blaster.B and Blaster.C by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Adds the value: "windows auto update"="penis32.exe" to the registry key:

      Oh yeah, cuz no one will be suspicious if they see "penis32.exe" in their task list.

      A smart worm would hide someplace with the name "svchost.exe" Who would notice an extra one running?

    3. Re:Blaster.B and Blaster.C by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hehehe... penis32.exe

  22. How much you wanna bet... by xxltjx · · Score: 1

    ...that half of the people who were affected with slammer STILL havent patched their systems?

    1. Re:How much you wanna bet... by xxltjx · · Score: 1

      Gah, I meant Blaster. Sue me. The power outages scare me. :-p

    2. Re:How much you wanna bet... by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      Doesn't surprise me. Hell, my web server STILL gets hits from code red!!!! What's it been, 3 years now???

  23. Not as big of deal as you think by sgtsanity · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This uses the same vulnerability as before. Which means that if you were hit by but recovered from blaster, you'll be safe from this one. That said, this is a more virulent form, and will screw over unprotected networks even faster. But it won't be nearly as damaging as the original. This is just an example of an anti-virus software producer hyping up a virus to sell their product.

  24. bleh by Solikawa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think it's funny that I've had the patch since it's been out and almost everybody in the US doesn't have their boxes patched. It kinda pisses me off though, that M$ is not getting blamed for having the vulerability. Yes, nobody is perfect, I'm sure Linux and MacOS have exploits that can do the same things, except they don't make $498,324,059,872,309 a minute. The world needs to realise thats all bill wants to do: make money from idiots

    1. Re:bleh by bigjnsa500 · · Score: 1

      Do you really expect Ma and Pa Kettle to have their systems patched? When was the last time you tried to download 57 Critical Updates and 4 Service Packs with a dialup connection from a stock Win2k/XP install with each requiring a reboot?

      --
      This is a test. This is a test of the emergency sig system. This has been only a test.
    2. Re:bleh by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Ummm... did you read the stuff in the worm? It went something like "Billy Gates why do you make this possible? Stop making money and fix your software!" The AUTHOR is blaming MS.

    3. Re:bleh by Solikawa · · Score: 1

      in a way it is their fault if the exploit didn't exist in the first place this would have never happened fyi, I'm blaming Microsoft as well

    4. Re:bleh by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Honestly, that was a silly rant. What does making money have to do with it? Why do you suddenly end with a rant about what Bill wants to do, as if you know?

      I guess I'm just curious how this became "+4 Interesting." Yes, we know Microsoft tries to make money.

      Why should "M$" (that always-clever dollar sign that never stops being incredibly amusing and funny) take the blame for what you started out saying--people who don't patch their boxes are getting hit?

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    5. Re:bleh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's interesting because it points out the huge failure in the capitalism model. if someone only seeks to make money without social responsibility, they generate the perception that their riches are ill-gained. those who defend or ignore the over-riding obviousness of the 'making money' part of the scenario are simply contributing to the excessive profit motives of the abuser of the system, and giving license to the business community to continue exploiting ignorance as the main tool of marketing.

    6. Re:bleh by Solikawa · · Score: 1

      like i said, the fact that it existed is just plain lunacy. If Microsoft has billions and billions of dollars then why do these errors exist? hmm? the users are dumb, but why should they suffer for their stupidness because of lazy programing?

    7. Re:bleh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Calling people idiots isn't the way to get them to see your side of an issue. Microsoft can con people into using their software because Joe Sixpack feels like he knows what he is doing with it; he's comfottable. Taking time to help those you know fix and understand the problems without insulting them is a better way to get them to learn. People stop listening when you start saying "Ur a luser, get a clue, don't u no to patch...". It often times means that you have to dumb-down your explanation, but when someone appreciates your ability to communicate you will have many other oportunities to dazzle them with your UberGeekness.

    8. Re:bleh by Solikawa · · Score: 1

      you see thats the thing, I do dumb it down, in fact I've had to do that ALL week. So then I sign on /. and bitch about it :p

    9. Re:bleh by westlake · · Score: 1

      Ma and Pa Kettle have gone cable.
      Funny thing, it didn't take them long to get a handle on this new-fangled auto-magical Windows Update thingy. Install now and reboot later. Pops up about once a month or so and for them it's been no big deal.
      'Mind you, they stop by the Update web site every now and again, just to make sure that everything has been set up proper. Ma and Pa Kettle are doing just fine.

    10. Re:bleh by kfg · · Score: 1

      "The world needs to realise thats all bill wants to do: make money from idiots"

      Ummmm, you say that like you think that's a bad thing.

      KFG

    11. Re:bleh by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 1

      Yes, nobody is perfect, I'm sure Linux and MacOS have exploits that can do the same things

      Wow, posting that on SlashDot? Are you ever asking to get flamed! ;)

      Seriously, though, I've seen any number of people claim that over the last few days, usually mentioning Linux specifically. Now Linux does have its share of bugs, and there have been worm-capable bugs in common Linux software before (ssh and RedHat's lpd in the last two years), but most Linux vulnerabilities involve privelidge (sp?) escalation (e.g. getting root on a box you already have access to). I cannot think of a single recent exploit for Linux which allows a user to execute arbitrary code on the system without having shell access (much less one in a service installed by default in most distros). This is what a worm requires, of course. At the bare minimum, a worm must be able to run the command to attack other systems without needing any special access to those systems (e.g. knowing all their passwords in advance).

      So frankly, no, I don't think that Linux is just as vulnerable as Windows, despite the many claims to the contrary. I have argued that the people who make these claims don't know the difference between different types of vulnerabilities -- they equate the MS RPC vulnerability with, say, the postfix DoS vulnerability, even though the two don't compare in terms of severity or the number of vulnerable systems (not even in terms of the percentage of users who might be vulnerable).

      With that in mind, can anyone give me an actual example of a Linux vulnerability from, say, the past year, which would allow the execution of arbitrary code on a Linux box simply by sending properly formed data to that system? If there is currently such a vulnerability in Linux, I should stop arguing against its existence! :) Vulnerabilities in software which is not too common but not extremely obscure either should be included, seeing as how MS recently suffered from a worm which only affected a system running Microsoft's SQL service (not particularly commonly used).

    12. Re:bleh by RevSmiley · · Score: 1

      The failure is those spending their money are so ignorant of what they are buying. It would be the same failure no matter what the economic model.
      Spending good money on crappy products is stupid and short sided. No form of governance or economic model can protect you agaisnt your own stupidity. The goverments just make things worse when they try. Economic systems that are not viable colapse.

      I can only guess that you have some superior economic or political system that still allows total freedom of the consumer to choice?

      --
      As you can see I don't care about my karma.
  25. MS Releases Network Scanning Tool by MacrosTheBlack · · Score: 5, Informative

    Microsoft have released a tool to scan your local network (or the whole net if u really wanted to).
    Download
    Network admins have fun.

    1. Re:MS Releases Network Scanning Tool by MacrosTheBlack · · Score: 1, Informative

      Oops, to clarify, the tool allows scanning for machines with & without the patch. Have fun.

    2. Re:MS Releases Network Scanning Tool by MacrosTheBlack · · Score: 1

      I know this is going to get flamebait or troll but fuck it!

      How can the parent comment be overrated? It's a comment on a scanner for the patch to the virus that the article is about. & the followup is redundant? Fuck that!

      Who ever is the moderator needs to get a clue. Preferably with a 2x4. Pity I can't use my mod points on an article I comment on.

    3. Re:MS Releases Network Scanning Tool by sheddd · · Score: 1

      We've got ~30 aging machines (to be replaced in a few months) that don't have disk space for service packs/etc... thank god for the 'ol firewall:

      C:\Program Files\KB823980Scan>KB823980Scan.exe 176.16.8.1-176.16.8.255

      Microsoft (R) KB823980 Scanner Version 1.00.0002 for 80x86
      Copyright (c) Microsoft Corporation 2003. All rights reserved.

      Starting scan (timeout = 5000 ms)

      Checking 176.16.8.1 - 176.16.8.255
      176.16.8.13: patched with KB823980
      176.16.8.50: patched with KB823980
      176.16.8.2: unpatched
      176.16.8.33: patched with KB823980
      176.16.8.41: patched with KB823980
      176.16.8.11: patched with KB823980
      176.16.8.57: patched with KB823980
      176.16.8.58: unpatched
      176.16.8.55: unpatched
      176.16.8.17: patched with KB823980
      176.16.8.51: unpatched
      176.16.8.53: unpatched
      176.16.8.22: unpatched
      176.16.8.5: unpatched
      176.16.8.42: unpatched
      176.16.8.12: unpatched
      176.16.8.1: connection to tcp/135 refused
      176.16.8.7: connection to tcp/135 refused
      176.16.8.6: connection to tcp/135 refused
      176.16.8.56: connection to tcp/135 refused
      176.16.8.4: connection to tcp/135 refused
      176.16.8.3: connection to tcp/135 refused
      176.16.8.69: unpatched
      176.16.8.70: unpatched
      176.16.8.82: unpatched
      176.16.8.86: patched with KB823980
      176.16.8.85: unpatched
      176.16.8.87: unpatched
      176.16.8.88: unpatched
      176.16.8.98: unpatched
      176.16.8.104: unpatched
      176.16.8.101: unpatched
      176.16.8.134: unpatched

      Scan completed

      Statistics:

      Patched with KB823980 = 13
      Unpatched = 49
      TOTAL HOSTS SCANNED = 62

      Needs Investigation = 0
      Connection refused = 7
      Host unreachable = 185
      Errors = 1
      TOTAL HOSTS SKIPPED = 193

      TOTAL ADDRESSES SCANNED = 255

      C:\Program Files\KB823980Scan>

    4. Re:MS Releases Network Scanning Tool by szyzyg · · Score: 1

      You know the worm has a habit of killing port 135 - so infected machines will show up with refused connections.

    5. Re:MS Releases Network Scanning Tool by sheddd · · Score: 1

      Oh, btw notice the swank internal address space we're using... not IANA approved. I don't know who set this damn network up 10 years ago and now I'm the boss (started last week).

      The address range is still apparently reserved:
      Search results for: 176.16.8.1

      OrgName: Internet Assigned Numbers Authority
      OrgID: IANA
      Address: 4676 Admiralty Way, Suite 330
      City: Marina del Rey
      StateProv: CA
      PostalCode: 90292-6695
      Country: US

      NetRange: 176.0.0.0 - 176.255.255.255
      CIDR: 176.0.0.0/8
      NetName: NET176
      NetHandle: NET-176-0-0-0-0
      Parent:
      NetType: IANA Reserved
      Comment:
      RegDate: 1993-05-01
      Updated: 2003-04-06

      OrgTechHandle: IANA-ARIN
      OrgTechName: Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Number
      OrgTechPhone: +1-310-823-9358
      OrgTechEmail: res-ip@iana.org

      # ARIN WHOIS database, last updated 2003-08-13 19:15
      # Enter ? for additional hints on searching ARIN's WHOIS database

      _________

      And RFC1918 doesn't mention it:
      The Internet Assigned Numbers Authority (IANA) has reserved the following three blocks of the IP address space for private internets:

      10.0.0.0 - 10.255.255.255 (10/8 prefix)
      172.16.0.0 - 172.31.255.255 (172.16/12 prefix)
      192.168.0.0 - 192.168.255.255 (192.168/16 prefix)

      So i guess I'll be busy.

    6. Re:MS Releases Network Scanning Tool by sheddd · · Score: 1

      We're running updated Trend-Micro an all clients; we're not infected... but thanks for the info anyways; nice to know. You did scare me a little, though so I checked... all the refused connections are strange machines (Linux, Access Points, Switches, etc.)

  26. Re:And while you all get easy 5, funnies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Point taken, but badly stated. The FSF cracking incident was due to an application that runs on Linux, and does not ship with most Linux distributions--it has to be intentionally downloaded and installed.

    So are we going to start adding all securities in third-party apps that run on Windows to the "Windows vulnerability" list? That's crazy.

    Linux is a kernel, yes. But the fact that it's available in that form if that's all you want is an advantage, not a technicality. Try getting Windows without a GUI, or SMB.

  27. Re:And while you all get easy 5, funnies. by ihummel · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Is anything that doesn't forbid remote access *not* a root/sysadmin password away from being ssh-ed (or whatevered) to hell?

  28. slashcode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    > HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Run

    why does slashcode add random spaces in long lines

    1. Re:slashcode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so trolls cant post page-widening posts. If you post a long string with no spaces, itll stay on 1 line and make the browser window really wide so you have to scroll. So slashdot breaks every 80 characters or so

    2. Re:slashcode by cha0sadddddddd · · Score: 1

      >HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\Cur r entVersion\Run
      why does slashcode add random spaces in long lines


      to defeat page widening posts in IE, I belive

      --
      Collecting data is only the first step toward wisdom. But sharing data is the first step toward community
    3. Re:slashcode by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Cool! I remember when before they implemented that. I used to come to /. and trolls would load up shit that was hundreds of characters wide and would trash everything everyone did.

      It really, really sucked. I'm glad they fixed it. I wasn't aware of why the spaces were there but now I know, thanks!

      +5 informative..

  29. the average user reaction... by mraymer · · Score: 2, Interesting
    First, let me say that in Soviet Russia, the file sends YOU to have MY advice!

    Yeah that sucked. Anyway, I find it interesting to note the common public reactions to these outbreaks of exploits.

    For example, this link shows a CNN poll where "Doing Nothing" about the worm is tied with "already downloaded a patch" -- this is kind of interesting, since CNN would be a more "general user" audience than tech savvy folk here.

    I wonder why no one seems to really care about computer security until it hits them with data loss, or worse.

    Patches and backups are things people always promise to do "later" -- and, luckily for data recovery companies, later seldom comes.

    I'm sure many people here have done voluntary tech support for friends and family. What do you find to be the most frequent problems? Would you trace them to user negligence, or Microsoft software, or perhaps a combination of the two? Perhaps it's some other factor, such as the "dumbing-down" of computers by the media leading to common misconceptions?

    Sometimes, as reports of Windows exploits become a daily news item, I often wonder when people will, en masse, decide they've simply had enough and switch?

    --

    "To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit." -Stephen Hawking

    1. Re:the average user reaction... by bigjnsa500 · · Score: 1
      Good point. Being the only computer savy person in my family I get the calls on a frequent basis. The other day, I had to *fix* the laptop I gave my father because it was infected. He is the type of person who is only online long enough to check his email. To have his laptop infected by this worm in that short amount of time is dumbfounding.

      Luckily I have a good network at work and completely updated/patched his laptop in about 2 hours (thanks to windowsupdate being so friggin slow).

      --
      This is a test. This is a test of the emergency sig system. This has been only a test.
    2. Re:the average user reaction... by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 5, Funny
      I'm sure many people here have done voluntary tech support for friends and family. What do you find to be the most frequent problems?

      Most common "problem" I have seen is that people do the following:

      1)Get a computer, with OS and some software installed

      2)Use the computer

      3)If buy commercial software, install it, hitting OK every time it appears

      4)If download arbitrary software from the net, install it, hitting OK every time it appears

      5) If computer seems sluggish or something seems wrong, do one or more of the following:

      • Go to the Program Files directory (of course it's Windows) and delete one or more directories containing programs you recall having installed recently
      • Hunt around the hard disk and delete things that don't look right
      • Buy software that supposedly fixes your system, and run it several times consecutively, choosing different options each time
      • Reboot
      • Re-install the operating system
      6) Go to 2)

      This algorithm is run continuously for several years.

    3. Re:the average user reaction... by mraymer · · Score: 1
      Are you saying Windows programs that fight for control of the system tray are an issue with today's average end-user? I would tend to agree with that; I've seen machines with 50+ processes going since every installer these days defaults to throwing an icon in the system tray.

      I don't know why developers insist upon doing that. Computer resources will never be infinite. It must be a control issue... if you have your software running whenever Windows runs, you have the users right where you want them.

      --

      "To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit." -Stephen Hawking

    4. Re:the average user reaction... by platipusrc · · Score: 1

      Well, some of the "Do Nothing" crowd could be people using Mac OS X or Linux or what have you. If I had taken that poll I would have been a do nothing because all of my computers run some sort of BSD.

      --
      And the muscular cyborg German dudes dance with sexy French Canadians
    5. Re:the average user reaction... by superpeach · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't be called the OK button if it wasnt OK to press it! right?

    6. Re:the average user reaction... by El+Cubano · · Score: 1

      I'm sure many people here have done voluntary tech support for friends and family. What do you find to be the most frequent problems?

      Most common problem is email. My dad called me up after I helped my brother install some DJ software on the computer. He said email was broken, he couldn't get any new messages (and of course it was my fault because of the new software I installed). I went over, logged into Outlook, and then explained to my dad the two little computer-looking things in the system-tray would blink whenever data was being transfered. The were blinking like crazy, but nothing was showing up in the inbox. I suspected a large email, so I let it sit for a few hours. It turns out that one of his friends had just gotten DSL and sent him (and everyone else on his mailing list) 5 emails full of photos at ~10MB per message, to people who mostly use DIALUP. This is just one example of the dumb things I come across just related to email.

      The next most common problem is IE. Whenever a friend calls me up and says they have a problem with some internet-related thing (nearly always spyware or drive-by downloads), I ask "are you using Mozilla or Firebird?" If the answer is no, I tell them to download one and call back if they have anymore problems. Mysteriously, they never call back about a problem with surfing the web.

      The next most common is backups. People just don't do them and then get pissed when they get a virus or their drive fails. Nothing can really be done about that.

      There are bunch of others, but those are the worst offenders.

    7. Re:the average user reaction... by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      You forget 5.5:

      Blame Microsoft, blame your kids, blame your spouse, blame the government. Unplug your computer and curl up in a corner weeping.

      --
      Just because you can mod me down, doesn't mean you're right. Shoes for industry!
    8. Re:the average user reaction... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Most of the problems I have found are people who install WAY too much stuff, like 5 different IM programs, real player, Kazaa, WinMX, etc etc etc and the computer gets so bogged down that things just start grinding to a halt. Either that or all those processes start causing various random crashes, and general instability ensues.

      The other problems are the people running IE, and end up with various peices of malware taking things over, causing slow downs, annoying popups, and instability. I try to turn them to some other browser, but some are just really really stubborn. "It works for me.", they say. Well I guess it depends on how you define "working", considering it lets in peices of malware that I just had to nuke off your system because it crashed. But they still won't consider switching. Ugh.

      I'm convinced that IE just has too many problems, even for the experienced user. Just yesterday I ran accross some site that did not care too much for Opera. Okay, so I fire up IE. I don't like doing it, but I have a patched IE6SP1 with conservative security settings just in case. After a couple of minutes, some popup(?) takes over my *entire* screen, with some poor lookalike of the MSBlaster virus (using the XP interface, and I'm on Windows 2000 = dead giveaway) with some blinking link telling me to click here for the fix NOW. Uh huh. Well after spending a few seconds trying to figure out how to get control of my computer back (it took up the whole screen, including covering the taskbar, there were no close buttons or anything to click on other than the ad), I just did the three finger salute and nuked the window. Then on second thought I nuked the other IE windows and went back to Opera. It amazes me that IE lets websites do nasty tricks like that, it's pretty obvious how the malware gets onto the computers of otherwise intelligent people.

    9. Re:the average user reaction... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately most users don't give a flip about security. Most never visit windowsupdate - a customer today said he always thought that was a site microsoft used to sell more software....

      What's really sad is in trying to encourage secure computing practices - I feel like I'm in a never ending fight with my customers. One particular machine for a small business - I set up a software package on that houses fairly critical data and so I assigned each user a fairly strong password for their individual accounts, it also uses a wireless connection to the rest of the LAN. I FINALLY convinced them to let me spend a couple hours setting up WEP for the LAN + mac address checking. They don't call me much anymore, but the last time I was there, I found all the passwords were cleared out. I'm sure one of these days I'll discover they got rid of the wireless protections.

      (Of course, this is also the place that I discovered they didn't realize that they could login as a user by TYPING THE USERNAME IN THE LOGIN BOX!!!) (Sometimes I think there should be computer licenses - similar to drivers licenses...)

      Of course if they ever get broken into electronically, I'm sure I'll hear about it. The catch is I don't work them, I'm self employed as a computer tech so it's not as if I can set any IT policies or anything.... just make suggestions. And more often than not I'm called with there is a problem... I guess the problem is most small businesses don't think about being proactive with regards to computers - it's always reactive.

    10. Re:the average user reaction... by LauraW · · Score: 1
      >'m sure many people here have done voluntary tech support for friends and family. What do you find to be the most frequent problems?

      Complete lack of clues? Seriously, non-geeks often seem to totally miss things that seem obvious to anyone with a little bit of computer experience. I think part of it is that they often have have no "mental model" of what's going on. (Yes, I did work for an education researcher for a while.) Many users have a totally rote approach to using the computer. They know what keys to press and what buttons to click, but they don't know why.

      My favorite example of a user not seeing what was right in front of her was when a 70-year-old neighbor called me and said that the letter she was editing in Word had "disappeared". I asked her what was on the screen, and she said "nothing". So of course I asked "What do you mean, 'nothing'? Is there a little blinking thing where you're supposed to type?" No. "Are there any windows on the screen?" No. "Are there any menus?" No. Well, this I had to see. I walked down to her house and looked. The screen had a maximized Word window, complete with menu bar, blinking text cursor, and mouse cursor. I just told her "Yeah, word deletes stuff when you press the backspace key. That sucks, doesn't it?"

      My other favorite example is from my last job. Our group wrote development tools, and since there wasn't a separate tech support group we did it ourselves. One person wrote in and wanted to know how to "check" a program. She included a screenshot of the syntax checking tool. Right down at the bottom of the window was a "Check" button. That email went on my "Moron of the week" wall. (To be fair, direct input from the developers using our tools was usually valuable. I just wish we had a cluelessness filter to go with the spam filter.)

      >Perhaps it's some other factor, such as the "dumbing-down" of computers by the media leading to common misconceptions?

      For some people, the dumber the better. It annoys me, but I try to remember that they're just using it as a tool to get something done. Then I remember that I know how to use and clean and adjust my own @#$% tools. :-)

      Something is seriously wrong in the world on a day when K5 is faster than Slashdot.

    11. Re:the average user reaction... by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1
      I don't know why developers insist upon doing that.

      Easy, because software these days takes so long to load, they set it up so that it is in effect pre-loaded into RAM. It's a sort of pro-active memory leak.

      Geeks to the Governor's Chair: http://www.georgyforgov.com/

    12. Re:the average user reaction... by Firehawke · · Score: 1

      Right click on the window to make absolutely sure it has focus, hit escape to close the menu if it pops up, then ALT-F4 to close the window.

      It's a mild pain in the ass, but it has always worked for me.

    13. Re:the average user reaction... by mraymer · · Score: 1
      I would agree with that logic for only a handful of applications that take a long time to load. And loading times are relative... it makes no sense for someone with a high end system.

      To me, it seems that the only other logical explanation is that software companies want to be certain they have as much control of the machine as possible.

      --

      "To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit." -Stephen Hawking

    14. Re:the average user reaction... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My girlfriend downloaded some porn on her brother's computer and didn't want him to find out. Solution? Delete the IE icon on the desktop.

  30. SCO announcement by thanjee · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lovsan is a proprietry product of SCO. All users who are running Lovsan on their computers without a lisense will face charges of $5,000.
    Lisensing fees start at $699 for home users.

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    Saying your OS is the best because more people use it is like saying MacDonalds make the best food
    1. Re:SCO announcement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that supposed to be funny?

  31. a deep dark thought.... by ecalkin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    i was wondering about the motivations of the person(s) that wrote this. they seemed to have a mad-on against microsoft. what seemed weird was that if this had been a 'quiet' worm that spread, there would have been a lot more machines that were infected on dday. ms being hit by a large number of zombies and having to *beg* people to clean up their systems would have been pretty funny.

    i saw the news about the second (and third) versions and i just wondered if these (all three) we just a distraction. i wonder how many people looked for an awfully obvious process and if they did't see it, well, that was the end of the story?

    somethings smells here.

    eric

    1. Re: a deep dark thought.... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Interesting


      > i saw the news about the second (and third) versions and i just wondered if these (all three) we just a distraction. i wonder how many people looked for an awfully obvious process and if they did't see it, well, that was the end of the story? somethings smells here.

      I've always wondered whether someone planning a criminal break-in somewhere might not release a virus as a cover, so that the victim would shrug off any anomalies on their system as side effects of the virus, and think the virus fix was end-of-story.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    2. Re: a deep dark thought.... by Elbereth · · Score: 1

      I'll let you in on a secret.

      I've been DYING for someone to do something like this!!

      I'm so sick and tired of these boring, small-time, namby pamby criminals. I want a criminal mastermind to make his presence known. How come we don't have anyone like Lex Luthor or Dr. No? Where are all the criminal masterminds??

      Maybe what the cops say is true: criminals are stupid.

      Oh well. Back to reading about stupid criminal tricks on fark.

    3. Re: a deep dark thought.... by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

      "Where are all the criminal masterminds??"

      My psychic intuition tells me a large concentraction excists in an area near the Virginia-Maryland border. Why be hated, hunted, and persectuted when you can be elected, pampered, and worshiped. You still get the money, too.

      (Its funny, laugh! ...or is it sad but true?)

      --
      Any sufficiently advanced influence is indistinguishable from control.
    4. Re:a deep dark thought.... by Plugh · · Score: 1
      seemed weird was that if this had been a 'quiet' worm that spread, there would have been a lot more machines that were infected on dday. ms being hit by a large number of zombies and having to *beg* people to clean up their systems

      I thought this was wierd too.
      Two Questions:

      1. Why make the PC reboot & go all unstable, thereby alerting people that their PC has the virus? Wouldn't it make more sense to just wait quietly until "D-Day"??
      2. Why such a long delay between infection and "D-Day"? If the DOS attack had been set for 2 days earlier, the Windows Update DOS would've happened just when the infection was rampant. That was surely the intent, right??
      I conclude that whatever bastard released this was not really bright, or not really trying.

  32. Create a worm that patches the vulnerability? by Larthallor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm surprised someone doesn't write a worm to patch the vulnerability and clean the system, if already compromised. After all, if you don't mind leaving yourself open to attack by a malicious worm, how can you complain about getting repaired by one that is beneficial?

    1. Re:Create a worm that patches the vulnerability? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because.. a person who writes a malicious worm is doing wrong and knows it, and just doesnt care. A person who makes a worm to fix the exploit, while doing a good deed, can still get in trouble.. What if the patch screws up and totally crashes some companies computer and causes them to lose important data? They'll sue this guy. Good guys dont want to get in trouble, the bad guys dont care

    2. Re:Create a worm that patches the vulnerability? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One has already been written.

    3. Re:Create a worm that patches the vulnerability? by Satan's+Librarian · · Score: 1
      Probably a troll - but a really *bad* idea. It's been done in the past. Problem being - the follow up virus caused more damage than the original, and infected a lot of uninfected user's machines. In the worm world (worm = nonparasitic network-based), it would still cause heavy traffic with the scans, even if it didn't infect anyone but already infected machines.

      Ever written a complex low-level program that ran on millions of machines without a single user ever finding a bug in it? printf("Hello world!"); doesn't count.

      If you want to go vigilante - write a nice happy non-replicating program that scans everyone's PC on the net and fixes the problem. I wouldn't recommend this from a legal standpoint though.

    4. Re:Create a worm that patches the vulnerability? by Larthallor · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I'm exposing myself as ignorant here, but this wasn't a troll. :)

      Actually, I wasn't advocating that this occur. I was just expressing surprise that it hadn't been attempted. After all, it must be pretty tempting to be able to flex one's cracking skills for good, rather than evil. If it worked, think of the news it would make!

      But you're probably right. Most steady people that have the smarts to do this wouldn't want to risk either the potential harm or the legal risks.

    5. Re:Create a worm that patches the vulnerability? by El+Cubano · · Score: 1

      A person who makes a worm to fix the exploit, while doing a good deed, can still get in trouble.. What if the patch screws up and totally crashes some companies computer and causes them to lose important data? They'll sue this guy.

      Actually, the RIAA will probably grab it and try to turn it into something they can release on P2P users. That way they can say, "See, we told you so. It is even on our website. You get viruses by sharing files."

    6. Re:Create a worm that patches the vulnerability? by Satan's+Librarian · · Score: 1
      Sorry, I jumped the gun there - didn't mean to insult ya.

      The 'original' virus that cleaned up another one was the DenZuk virus, which cleaned up Brain. This is like late 80's stuff. DenZuk started corrupting floppies when the new high density ones came out.

      It's occurred on occasion since, and the idea comes up pretty often over in alt.comp.virus. Two papers of interest are Bontchev's (originally from the U. of Hamburg, working for F-Prot last I checked), and for the pro- view (written by a virus writer) MidNyte's paper.

    7. Re:Create a worm that patches the vulnerability? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      It's the same problem you have with hackers who hack a system just because they can, and claim they don't do any harm. You now have a worm infecting your computer that claims to do no harm. However, in both cases you are left with a compromised system, and even though it may appear to be working OK you really do not have any idea what may have been done or what holes may have been opened. The only real solution in these cases is to rebuild or restore from backups.

      However, a benificial worm may help the home users. Though I would wait a bit until most of the systems that will be fixed have already been fixed, so the worm will primarily hit the still infected systems owned by the clueless people who don't care.

    8. Re:Create a worm that patches the vulnerability? by Nicolas+Pillot · · Score: 1

      Maybe off-topic... But it is a (i'm not exagerating) holly-wonderful mind-striking idea.
      If only virii writers behave that way. I know it's not their job to secure systems, but doing constructive job would be appreciate (yes, i believe in Santa Klaus :o). But the pleasure to annoy, destroy and feel powerful is a great temptation though, and noone is perfect.

      If I could spawn a clone of myself to fix everything that messed up, i'd be happy.

  33. Defeating MSBLAST.EXE and The Blaster Worm by nomadx · · Score: 2

    christ, right after i wander over to symantec's website to see what this thing really is. the few friends of mine that i've talked to about this, they told me it was some kind of security breaching attack against a system, and that msblast.exe is the program that a hacker can use to remotely control a pc, perhaps to host an ftp server or some other hoopla. then i received some distressful emails from the ITS department at my university, saying many of the computers have been infected but are now isolated in an attempt to control the spreading of this thing. then yesterday, i was at work and in the course of only three hours i had two people come up to me asking about antivirus software (i work in retail) - they were infected. i wasn't sure what to make of this new threat at that point, so i told them that norton may or may not be able to help. then when i got home and checked out what symantec had to say, all the documentation was already done on this new strain of worm. so it is, after all, a destructive worm that reproduces itself, no hacking involved. i read the whole thing, and then i read microsoft's security bulliten (which is more vague, the only important thing it has to say is that you need to patch your os and tells you where to get the patch). so it's simple. just patch your os, update virus defenitions. and run fixblast.exe courtesy of symantec. designed to remove any threat. i have already helped one person by personally removing the virus from her system by using that simple sweeping program, which simply scans your computer for the registry keys and msblast.exe and removes it if found. it was pathetically easy. and symantec's documentation backs me up on this; it is very easy to remove using their tool, not as easy but still not challenging to do it manually either (instructions are that are also available). today i received another email from ITS, a new strain is out, and all the computers on the network are preparing for a massive DOS attack against windowsupdate.microsoft.com (not sure if that address is correct, tell me if i'm wrong). how they know this or why someone would want to do something so completely insane with this worm is beyond me. the point being, it can easily be fixed, and thanks to dedicated teams like symantec, virus threats can be kept to a minimum in combination with prevention awareness.

    1. Re:Defeating MSBLAST.EXE and The Blaster Worm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That has got to be the mose illegible post I've seen all week long.

    2. Re:Defeating MSBLAST.EXE and The Blaster Worm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Agreed, my moose couldn't read it either.

    3. Re:Defeating MSBLAST.EXE and The Blaster Worm by KUHurdler · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is pathetically easy to remove it. I was at CompUSA on the day it swept the nation, and overheard them telling people it would START at $75 a pop to remove the virus from their system. And there were about 10 people waiting in line. It made me want to start a repair shop.

      --
      Fix Your Own TV - RiddledTV.com Avoid the Landfill
  34. Exactly. by jpsowin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yes, and notice that their anti-virus program detects both versions of the virus (the old and the "expectant" one) without even an UPDATE? Hmmmm... ;)

    1. Re:Exactly. by interiot · · Score: 1

      The actual assembly code that comprises the initial infection vector didn't change I don't think, the actual buffer overflow is generally more complex than the rest of the worms, and other apps wouldn't have that kind of signature in them, so fingerprints based on that would have survived.

    2. Re:Exactly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When things are this comparable (after all, a 'clone' is a somewhat unmodified copy, uh ?), and even there may be some changes in other version, the so called AV-heuristic identification routines are to be all-but useless. And, i think, they may do the job...

  35. Re:Icon by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

    The Gates-borg still exists. http://slashdot.org/topics.shtml scroll down to the Ms. It's in the far left column. The four-color thing is for Windows.

  36. Great. Just great. by Telecommando · · Score: 1

    We're gonna get 'wormed' again.

    I spent the better part of today patching systems for (l)users that couldn't patch their systems themselves and the rest of the day I spent fixing machines that hung when they rebooted after the patch.

    I guess I know what I'll be doing tomorrow.

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    1. Re:Great. Just great. by PhoenixK7 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is certainly evident that either Windows was not originally designed to be secure, or that those who coded it were fairly sloppy in implementing the design (perhaps a little of both).

      The fact that nobody patches their systems is an indication that the delivery method is flawed. It must be that the patching system has one or more of the following problems:

      1. Too complicated, or too flaky to make updates simple
      2. The importance of patching is not impressed on the user at install time
      3. Patches are too flaky to have automated installations done without even bugging the user

      The thing is, all of the above are true on some level. Windows update is flaky, patches don't always install properly. And on top of that it doesn't keep good track of what updates are installed. It doesn't check library versions, or versions of actually installed files, it checks some database that IT generates. Regarding the second point, its too damn easy to switch off automated updates altogether. No reason to bug the user more than once, but use some bold type in there noting that they could get r00ted and their files could magically disappear. The last point is valid as well. If I recall correctly a patch for a recent worm, in its original incarnation conflicted with another patch or broke certain pieces of software.

      I just don't understand why people put up with this. After you've lost as much money to downtime as it would cost to replace those windows boxen with some other solution (linux, mac os x, or anything else. this applies especially to systems where doing remote updates is easy and free. microsoft charges for tools to deploy plugs for all the holes in their operating system on a large scale. linux and mac os x updates can be performed via the command line, so you could script updates to network machines)

    2. Re:Great. Just great. by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      1. Too complicated, or too flaky to make updates simple

      You click a link, then click another link.

      2. The importance of patching is not impressed on the user at install time

      XP refuses to stop bugging you about it until you tell it how you want it to handle Automatic Updates.

      3. Patches are too flaky to have automated installations done without even bugging the user

      Automatic Updates automatically patches you. I know of several corporate networks that weren't hit by this virus, because they had that on.

      The rest of your post was just FUD about the Windows Update system.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    3. Re:Great. Just great. by PhoenixK7 · · Score: 1

      How about this

      Or this

      I've had patches fail to install, or not even get listed thinking they were already installed, as well as cases where something is already installed and it believes an installation is necessary.

      Just try reinstalling a system and restoring a backup of it, using the built-in xp backup tools on top of it and check out the mess you get afterwards.

      FUD generated by propaganda isn't even necessary, the poor state of how the whole system functions speaks for itself.

      The very fact that we deal with these worms once every 2-4 months speaks for itself. If the system worked, and properly explained the danger of leaving the system unpatched we wouldn't have ISPs and government agencies complaining of down time due to a worm.

      On top of that there's at least one patch each month that plugs up some kind of exploit that allows remote attackers to run arbitrary code on your system. Go ahead, reinstall your XP system from scratch and read through the descriptions for the patches. A sizable number of them patch against these sorts of issues.

      On all fronts it is unacceptable.

    4. Re:Great. Just great. by PhoenixK7 · · Score: 1

      I'm not just "pandering" to the slashdot masses here. I've had crappy experiences with Windows Update. The fallback of "maybe you did something wrong" shouldn't apply here. When solely using Microsoft tools to perform the updates (and not manually tinkering with anything in c:\windows) it should work flawlessly and it doesn't.

      Unfortunately it appears that that ntbugtraq link is down at the moment. It was linked from another slashdot article. Perhaps the server is in one of the regions affected by the power outage.

    5. Re:Great. Just great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      boxen? BOXEN? You're a complete fucktard aren't you? No wonder you can't get Win Update to work. Two mouse clicks (well three if you count the one that gets you there) is obviously out of your depth...

    6. Re:Great. Just great. by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you're whining because you didn't listen to every news media outlet, as well as the government itself, warning you to install this tiny less-than-a-megabyte patch that plugs an RPC hole.

      I have never had a problem with Windows Update, neither has any machine I have worked on, nor anybody I know.

      XP's System Restore works just fine for me and the network I administer.

      The very fact that we deal with these worms once every 2-4 months speaks for itself. If the system worked, and properly explained the danger of leaving the system unpatched we wouldn't have ISPs and government agencies complaining of down time due to a worm.

      You're clearly trolling, because XP does exactly that. It refuses to go away until you deal with Automatic Updates. Unless you're one of those "hate anything Microsoft" types who will now bitch about XP "holding your hand." Can't have it both ways.

      At the end of your FUD, you say it's unaccepteble for Microsoft to be releasing patches? Yes, let's ignore the fact that last month, Microsoft had two announced vulnerabilities while Linux had nine. Another fact you won't see reported here.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    7. Re:Great. Just great. by PhoenixK7 · · Score: 1

      Its unacceptable that major corporations should be hindered or paralyzed by bugs that allow for remote installation and subsequent execution of code. The responsibility to provide a security-hole-free operating system shouldn't really be the user's problem. It should be Microsoft's.

      Good for you if you've never had any trouble with Windows Update. I for one have. I've had 3 or 4 fresh installs that wouldn't install all the updates properly. Windows update provides no better explanation than "it failed, try again." Trying again often doesn't work either. I've had this happen multiple times with NVIDIA device drivers provided by microsoft through windows update.

      I also mentioned the backup situation. I had a drive go on me, so I reinstalled and attempted to restore the backup. It overwrote versions of software installed in Program Files and since windows update solely relies on data stored in the registry it wasn't aware that that stuff was already installed. I'm not talking about system restore, I'm talking about the minimal backup software provided with the operating system.

      The automatic update stuff does indeed refuse to go away, but at no time does it try to make it blatantly obvious that if you don't let it perform these updates that It may result in your system being compromised. If you don't make these issues perfectly clear to the user they're just going to disable it since the system "works" initially. They don't want to deal with it, and will almost never bother checking for updates manually.

      I'm not bothering to look up the statistics for these sorts of critical vulnerabilities at the moment because the fact remains that windows is the only operating system that has this many viruses being spread, this high a rate of infection, and this many organizations complaining about down time. If it worked correctly we wouldn't have this problem. Plain and simple.

      If you want to argue that there are far greater numbers of Windows machines on people's desks (workstations/non-servers) that serve as targets, fine. What else does that mean? Microsoft has more sales and more revenue that it could put towards guess what, more security auditing. They take years to release major new revisions to windows, one would think they'd spend more time making sure it wouldn't didn't have so many flaws. Other operating systems don't have perfect patching systems available either, but they are better for the most part. With the amount of cash that Microsoft rakes in, it can do better, and it doesn't. They constantly provide solutions only good enough to keep them making money.

    8. Re:Great. Just great. by PhoenixK7 · · Score: 1

      Oops, "It's" not "Its"...

    9. Re:Great. Just great. by PhoenixK7 · · Score: 1

      boxen

      So it's not totally applicable to Windows machines in its original connotation/denotation. So sue me.

      Obviously you weren't willing to back up your obviously superior intelligence by posting non-anonymously.

      I'm not saying that is the case personally, I'm referring to users in general. Who mostly care about "the internet," word, email, and whether or not they can play a few games. For these folks, apparently one or more of the three things I listed applies.

      I'd like to see you admin a server that doesn't run a GUI on a local monitor while providing everything that your users want without cracked due to incompetence. GUIs are crap for remote admin. Much faster to get work done on the command line than use VNC to click around with a bunch of GUI based tools.

  37. Benevolent Virii by pavon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You know here's an cool idea, seeing as the biggest problem with virii is that people don't keep their systems up-to-date.

    When someone finds out about an exploit, they tell the company about it (aka MS) and give them time to come up with a patch. Then after sufficient time has passed for security concience people to patch their systems, a virus is released that takes advantage of the exploit to either inform the user that their system is vulnerable and that they should install the patch, or simply install the patch for them.

    Alot of times it seems to take a big attack for busy system admins to roll out a system wide update. I have talked to people whose work computers have been hit pretty hard by virii and I just wonder what would have happened had they been hit by a truely malicious virus, not just these annoying but easily recoverable ones. It scares me.

    1. Re:Benevolent Virii by Solikawa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yea, thats practical, but still you have the effecs of the worm taking up bandwidth, which can lead to trouble

    2. Re:Benevolent Virii by Satan's+Librarian · · Score: 1

      Lock your door and windows everynight or I'll take your TV.

    3. Re:Benevolent Virii by Trogre · · Score: 2, Informative
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    4. Re:Benevolent Virii by sheddd · · Score: 1

      I could actually respect someone who made a 'nice' virus which poped up a courtesy button saying:

      "Your machine has been exploited due to 'detail the flaw'. This could result in serious harm to your machine and others if someone malicious takes advantage of it. You can fix it here 'address of patch'. To remove this bandwidth friendly worm (only uses 100kb/hour), Click Start --> Run and type removeworm. Then press Enter."

    5. Re:Benevolent Virii by Heisenbug · · Score: 1

      But when you take it upon yourself to violate someone's property rights for their own good (or whatever it is when you install software on their machine without their permission), you're taking quite a risk. What if they don't think it's good for them? Or what if you screw up, and it actually does something that isn't good for them? (As with that famous worm from 15 years ago whose TLA escapes me ... RTM? RTFM? ).

      Thinking about this seriously, I can't imagine it being worth the risk -- and I suspect that anyone who thought it was worth the risk would be the sort of irresponsible type I wouldn't want installing software on my box without permission.

    6. Re:Benevolent Virii by menscher · · Score: 1
      Even a benevolent worm can cause problems:

      I did forensics on a buncha machines that were cracked, and the intruder had patched them all. The reason it was discovered was that the patching had broken some critical services, making the machines inoperable.

      How can we be sure it's benevolent?

      On that cluster, I also found a back-door.... The idea was that the admin would think the machines hadn't been compromised, since all patches were installed. Additionally, even if it was discovered that they were patched, it might be assumed that the intruder was benevolent.

      Reality: there is no such thing as a benevolent system compromise.

    7. Re:Benevolent Virii by seanthenerd · · Score: 1

      I can imagine someone doing this... maybe even disguising it using Microsoft headers, etc... Or maybe an ANTIvirus company, who sends it to their users, or maybe to everyone for "convenience", while only their users (with 'foobar_antivirusprogram.exe' installed) can actually run it. Any thoughts?

    8. Re:Benevolent Virii by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Neither was 'email', until enough general adoption of the word happened.

      For that matter, neither was 'virus'.

      The language adapts, deal with it :)

      --
      Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
    9. Re:Benevolent Virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, The more I think about this, the more I think it would be best for the virus to just pop up a warning message, try to propogate itself while still in memory (ie until reboot) and not even put a copy of itself on the machine, let alone try to patch the machine. As a couple other people have pointed out, somekind of throttling would be necisarry. Maybe the virus can keep track of the machines it has visited (ip addr, or email addr, etc, depending on the nature of the exploit) Maybe put a single registry entry or file that has the date of warning, so the virus doesn't keep reinfecting the computer while the user is attempting to download and apply the patch.

      Obviously more thought would have to be put into it then I put into this quick post, but considering the potential damage that a bad virus could do I still think that this would be a good idea, even if it caused some annoyance or minor disruptions.

      pavon
      (I am usid ng a public computer and forgot my password. Heh, I really should pick an easier password as I seem to post almost as many comments as Anonymous Coward as I do as me.)

    10. Re:Benevolent Virii by Carlos+Laviola · · Score: 1

      It's different. The plural for virus is quite well defined: viruses. Virii is an abomination.

    11. Re:Benevolent Virii by sasha328 · · Score: 1

      Funny, the Merriam-Webster definition of virus says that the "Sanskrit" origin is VISA. Sort of explains why I've hardly got any money left!

    12. Re:Benevolent Virii by CyberDruid · · Score: 1

      I'd imagine that someone who patched your system after breaking in, would do it just to stop others from exploiting the same hole, which would increase the probability of admins noticing and doing a full re-install.

      If you have acquired root, others will too, unless you patch.

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    13. Re:Benevolent Virii by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1
      Not really. The english language adapts - people I know call viruses virii and vice versa.

      Why shouldn't plurals also be adapted into the language too? If we were following your philosphy, then the English language wouldn't have changed any since its creation.

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    14. Re:Benevolent Virii by eyepeepackets · · Score: 1

      *boggle* Dude! If people who run MS try to "keep their systems up-to-date" it will ruin -- RUIN -- our economy! All the supposed gains in productivity will vanish as MS users spend most, if not all, their time applying patches to MS's seriously crappy products.

      Get a grip dude, sheesh!

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    15. Re:Benevolent Virii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then you force infected users to make a choice about whom to trust. I would NEVER trust the message you posted, and I would never run your removeworm proggy just because you said so.

      Instead of infecting a machine with a patching app, I'd say just reference a microsoft.com URL that discusses the problem and be done with it. That would at least freak people out a bit, as well as providing them with an "authorized" solution from M$.

    16. Re:Benevolent Virii by Carlos+Laviola · · Score: 1

      You aren't changing English there, my friend. You're trying to change Latin, which is a dead language. If you want an extensive explanation, please see:

      What's the Plural of `Virus'?
      Google Answers: What is the plural of Virus?

      Oh, and by the way, language changes occur rather slowly and by a real need of the speakers. Have you seen any words like "homie" make it to a traditional dictionary? I thought so.

    17. Re:Benevolent Virii by moncyb · · Score: 1

      Who cares if they say "virii" or "viruses" or "vereouses" as long as everyone can understand what they say. Mod this guy down. He likes to troll. Look here (Taliban post), or here (trying to upset the Mac folks), here (have a browser check input to prevent buffer overflows on the server? Script kiddies will own your ass!). What idiot mods up a grammar nazi post anyway?

    18. Re:Benevolent Virii by Trogre · · Score: 1

      No trolling was intended, but by your response I see that the 'freak' label next to your Slashdot ID is well earned.

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  38. culpability by negacao · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is getting extremely annoying - I'm still getting hits daily from Code Red & Nimda. I'd like to personally line up each person who hasn't patched thier system and slap them.

    Along with the idiots at microsoft who don't make updates for IIS available though windowsupdate. (in my experience, ymmv.) C'mon, it's shipped with the OS, you've got automatic updates on by default, so make them patch the goddamn webserver.

    1. Re:culpability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, like this !!!

    2. Re:culpability by Shanep · · Score: 1

      I got called by someone because they were infected with this worm.

      Windows XP Home, default install, automatic updates enabled, been on the net over a month, never has the auto update applied any patches at all.

      I didn't install that system, but it makes me wonder what the hell is wrong with MS. Why they enable RPC by default and why "Windows Update" sometimes doesn't.

      Here I was thinking that MS was doing pretty well (comparatively speaking against their past) in security and stability.

      No wonder I'm running OpenBSD where I have a choice.

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    3. Re:culpability by Odin's+Raven · · Score: 1
      This is getting extremely annoying - I'm still getting hits daily from Code Red & Nimda. I'd like to personally line up each person who hasn't patched thier system and slap them.

      Keep in mind that a number of the Code Red/Nimbda/etc probes that you see probably aren't actually generated by an unpatched system. Toolkits for these exploits are out there, and once a toolkit is available there's always going to be a group of script-kiddies trying it out so they can demonstrate just how 3l337 they are.

      There's certainly unpatched, compromised systems out there -- if you point you check the machine where a Code Red probe originated and find that it's running IIS, it's a good bet that the operator needs a firmly-applied cluestick to their noggin. But you'll also find a number of machines that aren't running a web server and are still generating scans -- chances are good that the scans from these boxes are just wannabe script-kiddies. (Especially if you find that the IP belongs to a dial-up ISP.)

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    4. Re:culpability by negacao · · Score: 1

      hmm, i hadn't thought of that possibility.

      otoh, it certainly explains the number of systems that attack me with it, yet seem invulnerable to it themselves.

      i ended up writing a little script to browse my apache logs and, using nimda, place a note on the users desktop.

      perhaps i'll have to modify it to email the netblock owner of the script kiddies attempts coming from thier IP? :)

  39. who came up with "lovesan"? by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I'm just trying to figure out who or what came up with the name "LoveSan" and why? variations on "blaster" make sense because the name of the original executable was wblaster.exe and the intention was obviously to "blast" windows update or unpatched windows users or microsoft or whatever, but "LoveSan"? Am I missing something here?

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    1. Re:who came up with "lovesan"? by MacrosTheBlack · · Score: 2, Informative

      A text string in the virus says "love you san". There's also one having a go at "billy gates".

    2. Re:who came up with "lovesan"? by BradleyUffner · · Score: 1

      Yes, you are missing something... The original virus contians the sring "I love you San" or something to that effect, I can't remember the exact text. It is never actually displayed by the virus, but it's contained in the executable.

    3. Re:who came up with "lovesan"? by misterhaan · · Score: 1

      and while we're on the topic, who came up with person man?

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  40. Buzzz. Zz. (zee) by FofR · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This all gives me a buzz. I think I am quite sad. Maybe pathetic is a better word.

  41. Re:Don't forget... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So is AIDS.

  42. Net slowdowns... by antdude · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This might be off-topic. I have a question on "Net slowdowns are expected over the weekend when both versions of the virus start their attack."

    Is this why slashdot.org feels slow/not responding and have missing images? All other Web sites seem fine. I noticed this at work, home, etc. with Mozilla v1.4.

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    1. Re:Net slowdowns... by BlueEar · · Score: 1

      I'm glad finally somebody posted this. I, too, have been noticing considerable delays in accessing slashdot both from home and work. I'm using Galeon and Mozilla, respectivelly. And yes, it is a bit off-topic, but any explanation would be great!

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    2. Re:Net slowdowns... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tried running a traceroute?

    3. Re:Net slowdowns... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Well, traceroute didn't work anywhere, so I tried a simple ping (not quite sure what this means, as the connection doesn't seem quite this bad):
      charles@Mandala:~$ ping www.yahoo.com
      PING www.yahoo.akadns.net (66.218.71.94): 56 data bytes
      64 bytes from 66.218.71.94: icmp_seq=0 ttl=57 time=28.3 ms
      64 bytes from 66.218.71.94: icmp_seq=1 ttl=57 time=25.8 ms
      64 bytes from 66.218.71.94: icmp_seq=2 ttl=57 time=33.0 ms
      64 bytes from 66.218.71.94: icmp_seq=3 ttl=57 time=25.4 ms

      --- www.yahoo.akadns.net ping statistics ---
      4 packets transmitted, 4 packets received, 0% packet loss
      round-trip min/avg/max = 25.4/28.1/33.0 ms
      charles@Mandala:~$ ping slashdot.org
      PING slashdot.org (66.35.250.150): 56 data bytes

      --- slashdot.org ping statistics ---
      30 packets transmitted, 0 packets received, 100% packet loss

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  43. Expensive "fragile" third-party software... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Example... Blackboard

    Very expensive, very fragile, very insecure.

    It if wasn't for Slammer they probably wouldn't even support Service Pack 6 yet.

  44. Oh, it's not that bad! by jprupp · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey AV experts, just wait till the 17th to post a fix, please?, in the meantime, have fun, enjoy the beach, watch windowsupdate.com as it goes DoSed, what a wonderful life!. At last a virus that goes to the source of the problem. hehehe I think I'll get some Karma for saying this, well, some Karma is not too bad!.

    1. Re:Oh, it's not that bad! by abcxyz · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually the DDOS attempt should have be to windowsupdate.microsoft.com. Windowsupdate.com is not the correct alias and currently does a redirect to the correct website. I suspect they will make sure that the DNS settings are modified so that any hits from the worm don't impact their website.

  45. I think I have an easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really hate windows, I use linux. Anyways I wanted to patch my father's laptop. I opened the windows update ... then I got the worm with the fucking shutdown message. I am clueless in windows, so after 2 hours of fiddling, I changed a setting in:


    Network Connections -> Local Area Connections -RightClick->Properties ->(Uncheck) Client for Microsoft Networks.


    After that I was able to patch the system easily.BTW, I think I got another variant, because I couldn't find any registry keys with those names.

  46. A /. only paranoid by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

    I reckon it's time for a special breed of paranoids that live only on /. to post.... The ones that believe the anti-virus companies write the viruses.
    Then of course you have the virii versus viruses argument...

  47. Patching? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    Today I did a W2K3 server install, and tried to go to Windows update to patch the thing. No go. It was slashdotted over a period of at least an hour.

    I turned the bleeding thing off.

    I wonder how many people have tried to update on news of the worm, and given up because they couldn't get through. I can't imagine what is going to happen Saturday.

  48. We should be thankful for this worm by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Given the size of the vulnerability (all windows systems connected to the internet, regardless of whether you're running any applications), we should be thankful this worm came out so everyone will get out and patch their system.

    If this worm didn't exist, the systems would remain unpatched until some much more destructive exploit was distibuted (say, deleting all your files).

    Think of it as vaccination - a mild form to shore up our defenses, so a killer form doesn't get us.

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    1. Re:We should be thankful for this worm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like cowpox, which provides immunity from smallpox. (And is the source of all those rural myths about milkmaids.)

    2. Re:We should be thankful for this worm by Zemrec · · Score: 1

      No, the worst type of virus/worm would be one that send out important confidential data to outside sources.

      Imagine a worm that sent your credit card number, bank accounts, passwords, and other personal information to the creator of the virus?

      Hmmm. That makes me think of something even scarier. What if the RIAA/MPAA decided to do this to scan your computer for "illegal" files and then sue you?

  49. maybe... by MegaFur · · Score: 1

    It could be that way. But if you'll allow me to play Devil's Advocate/Anti-virus Advocate (they're so similar) for a moment; it's possible that they happended to notice the modified version out there on the 'net first, then checked their most recent virus defs and determined that their software was able to detect both versions. At this part, the infomration was gleefully experssed to the marketing dept. and the "news brief" was made. Or perhaps it's all just a SNAFU. Does anybody have a copy of this AV software and the new virus version so we can verify the company's claim?

    On a related subject, let me take this opportunity to mention that Vmyths exists and it's cool.

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    1. Re:maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > it's all just a SNAFU

      Please do not support the hijackers Stephen Jazdzewski (Steve@Jazd.com) and Charles Jazdzewski (Chuck@Jazd.com) who stole the domain name, claim responsibility for ESR's work ("Serving Hacker Jargon to the Internet since Jan 1995." indeed. Yeah, the domain was doing it, but you weren't.) and sprinkle their front page with ads.

      The REAL Jargon File [updated yesterday!] is at ESR's home page. Support him.

  50. Re:And while you all get easy 5, funnies. by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

    "Try getting Windows without a GUI, or SMB."

    Just playing Devil's Advocate here, the 'Windows without a GUI' bit makes it tougher to crack. I think NG's point was that since Linux is CLI driven, SSH is a perfect way to go in and do what you want remotely. All it takes is to know the root password. You don't even need to guess what the login name is. (Windows is NO better in this respect.)

    MS went GUI happy, which means one has to be rather creative about how they use CMD.exe to do their dirty work. This is not the strongest defense, but it is worth noting. To work with Windows remotely, the GUI is the biggest hurdle, and at the same time it makes things more difficult for the would-be hacker.

    Just to be clear, that was Devil's Advocate talk, not MS apologist.

  51. Son of San? by Hungus · · Score: 1

    OK so its a clone but surely I wasn't the only one who though of this?

    sigh /. readers are too young.

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    1. Re:Son of San? by gregarican · · Score: 1

      Right now David Berkowitz is sitting in his locked room at Belleview wishing he too had electricity so he could help propagate the worm.

    2. Re:Son of San? by Hungus · · Score: 1

      Nah, He is a changed man these days. Seems to have really figured life out and gotten himself straightened out. Proof that God can get to any of us. For those who don't know David Berkowitz aka son of sam rejected the possibility of parole in 1998 and says the following in his own words:
      "One night, I was reading Psalm 34. I came upon the 6th verse, which says, "this poor man cried, and the Lord heard him, and saved him from all his troubles".

      It was at that moment, in 1987, that I began to pour out my heart to God. Everything seemed to hit me at once. The guilt from what I did... the disgust at what I had become... late that night in my cold cell, I got down on my knees and I began to cry out to Jesus Christ.

      I told Him that I was sick and tired of doing evil. I asked Jesus to forgive me for all my sins. I spent a good while on my knees praying to Him. When I got up it felt as if a very heavy but invisible chain that had been around me for so many years was broken. A peace flooded over me. I did not understand what was happening. But in my heart I just knew that my life, somehow, was going to be different."

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  52. Re:And while you all get easy 5, funnies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And yet again. The BMFH will return to hell one day and that gives all of us, his victims, solace.

  53. Re:And while you all get easy 5, funnies. by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    "Is anything that doesn't forbid remote access *not* a root/sysadmin password away from being ssh-ed (or whatevered) to hell? "

    What was flamebait about that? It's a little off-topic, but I'm really curious what the answer is. I've used Linux a little and SSH + Root Password = completely exposed system. I am naieve, I don't know all there is to know about Linux. Is there somebody who can tell me my understanding is incorrect?

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  54. The worst slowdown so far by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

    To my great surprise, Slashdot is almost impossible to view and post on since this "attack". Mozilla barfs on Slashdot every time but Konqueror is delivering for me right now albeit w/ a few reloads here and there.

    1. Re:The worst slowdown so far by MoreDruid · · Score: 1

      I'm posting this from Lynx (no seriously) and I have
      had no problems getting /. to load...
      Then again, there's no purty pictures 'ere

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    2. Re:The worst slowdown so far by RevSmiley · · Score: 1

      Same here it's totally fucked, Mozilla, Konq, Galeon.. all time out more then they connect.

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  55. So the conspiracy is HUGE!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  56. Intranets being infected. by bruthasj · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One major manufacturing facility in Taiwan that I work with had its internal network hit including control devices running on Windows NT. It probably caused between 1 to 2 million dollars in damage because of production delays.

    I had to stay up till 12am trying to figure what the crap was going on with my equipment when it was communicating with those stupid NT servers. We're running Redhat and I was sitting there using tcpdump trying to figure out what was wrong with the packets.

    It looks normal from the Redhat side, but you'll get no responses from the Application layer on the NT side. It must flood the send pipe in the TCP/IP socket layer on the NT side.

    WARNING: If you're running Linux in the Enterprise and you're interfacing NT, you'll be blamed first. Just know it ain't your fault.

    1. Re:Intranets being infected. by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1
      One major manufacturing facility in Taiwan that I work with had its internal network hit including control devices running on Windows NT. It probably caused between 1 to 2 million dollars in damage because of production delays.
      Really dumb question, but why, oh why, would you have ACS directly connected to the rest or your network??? are you insane???
    2. Re:Intranets being infected. by bruthasj · · Score: 1

      Not my problem. That's both the end customer's and prime contractor's problem. It's extremely stupid. I've already sent out an email that describes why you want firewalls even inside your corporate firewall.

      But, mainly, they use it for "convenience". See, they can use VNC and other things to remote manage their systems from inside of their offices rather than in the fabrication facility itself.

    3. Re:Intranets being infected. by daemon1010011010 · · Score: 1

      That's funny... When run on wine on BSD (I had to see if it would), you still have decent bandwidth. Sure, tcpdump just pours out packet information, but everything still works just fine.

    4. Re:Intranets being infected. by bruthasj · · Score: 1

      It was akin to the CPU being at 100%. But, whenever I told the customer to check, it would only be at 17 ~ 20%. It may be that this worm has some kind of cycle where it goes berserk on the CPU every couple of hours.

  57. New! From the makers of Windows XP! by Rie+Beam · · Score: 1

    From the makers of Windows XP, comes the latest release of their highly-propped OS, simply entitled "Windows 95". Features include a lack of active viruses, stuff that works, and things that don't move when you don't click on them. Says one enthusiastic tech support employee, "This is great. I haven't pissed since Service Pack 2."

    1. Re:New! From the makers of Windows XP! by gregarican · · Score: 1
      Also on the retro tip.....drumroll please...Windoze 2003 Server. Although we say the code was written from the ground up with security in mind, with each line peer reviewed to ensure trustworthiness, it's still part of the same garden variety buffer overruns like its predecessors. You too can be vulnerable to LoveSAN.

      Tomorrow I'm going to sit and replay that Bill Gates pie-in-the-face attack video and LMAO!

  58. I am so sick of these amatures... by codepunk · · Score: 4, Funny

    Damn if you are going to write a worm make it do some damage. You back hats are really starting to bore the shit out of me.

    For instance take this worm and add the ability for it to seek the network for every single excel spread sheet it can find and randomly mix up a couple of cell values. Then have it set the access time back to the original.

    Hell just write a few bytes to a random location in any file you can access.

    Come on black hats, quit boring me!

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    1. Re:I am so sick of these amatures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dood. I speak for every nerd on here, you need to get a fucking life. You know that's bad coming from somebody who's on a computer 16+ hours a day.

    2. Re:I am so sick of these amatures... by codepunk · · Score: 0

      No most of the people here could give a damn less if all of the windows systems get smoked..

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    3. Re:I am so sick of these amatures... by Flingles · · Score: 1

      This was exactly what I thought. It was just POOR. I mean, I really had trouble going into my services and disabling the "shut down" option. NOT.

      In fact if they didn't include this function no one would notice they had it, leaving it to carry out the "attack microsoft" part of the program. That could have been fun.

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    4. Re:I am so sick of these amatures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I am just programming a creature like that, but... my machine is rebooting without control.


      Ummmm, I have to fix this first...

    5. Re:I am so sick of these amatures... by sharkey · · Score: 1
      You back hats

      Back hat? Is that the politically correct way to say asshat?

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    6. Re:I am so sick of these amatures... by Experiment+626 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Actually, I've wondered about this a lot. All the viruses you hear about tend to do really lame and boring things like reboot your computer or print out "$USERNAME is a doofus". Ooh, terrifying.

      There is so much potential for greater evil and mayhem...

      The data destroyer: Erase a bunch of files, wipe out the boot record, or just format the whole hard drive. People who keep their system unpatched also tend not to worry about backups.

      The hardware destroyer: Run CPUburn. Set the monitor to way-out-of-spec refresh rates and change around them faster than the monitor can handle. Flash update the periphrials with corrupted data.

      The insidious manipulator: Make small, subtle changes to numeric data in Excel and Access files. The kind that nobody is likely to notice for weeks.

      The mischevious troll: Much like the article mirror trolls with a couple words changed to something rude and uncouth, but on the infected computer's Word and text files. Imagine trying to explain to your client that you didn't _really_ type that epitath in your letter to them. Also, download some random porn and sprinkle it on the user's hard drive.

      But nooooo... the best these guys can come up with is "reboot the computer"? Blah!

    7. Re:I am so sick of these amatures... by marko123 · · Score: 1

      But dude! Armatures make the motors go around.

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  59. Serious Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK - I've been administering my employers corporate network for the past 10 years. Ever since we got onto the Internet we secured our infrastructure at the perimiter by blocking all incoming traffic at the border router destined for a port below 1024 except for valid services on valid ports.

    Now, I know ISP's just sell bandwidth to people, and such filters would annoy a lot of customers, but WHY CAN'T ISP'S BLOCK ALL TRAFFIC TO PORTS 135-139, 445, & 593 AND STOP THESE WORMS ?

    Seriously, there is no good/sane reason for anyone to use Windows RPC and SMB traffic over the Internet - those ports are for internal use only and should not be exposed to the outside world.

    THESE PEOPLE ARE JUST PLAIN NUTS - OR WORSE

    1. Re:Serious Question by WalkingBear · · Score: 1

      Because by doing so, they cease being common-carriers and beging being service providers. They become liable if something *does* get through those filters. If you take on the responsibility for filtering, then you're responsible when the filtering fails. The responsibility for a computer rests with the owner of that computer, not the company supplying voltage to that computer (whether it come in the power supply, the modem or the ethernet card). If your system gets hit, it's YOUR fault. No one elses.

    2. Re:Serious Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed.

      There is NO REASON, for ANYBODY EVER to have any of these ports open.

      I had to open port 25 and 110 to our Exchange server (I don't like Exchange at all but hey, it works, and I don't have to look after it myself) and 80 to our apache server, and that is IT, PERIOD. I'll open up 443 when we have something that we need ssl for, but only a retard would have much else open. There are better ways to do things like that.

    3. Re:Serious Question by THE+ROCK · · Score: 1

      This is all well and good for your and my firewall (we have the same setup, with the same ports and servers) but an ISP is overstepping their bounds if they start arbitrarily blocking ports.

      The first AC response summed it up just as well as I could, so I won't repeat what he said, I'll just point out that he's right.

    4. Re:Serious Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think its criminal for an ISP to block ports on a service that I am paying for. Expecially without notification and no way to get it lifted for me specifically.

      See here ->
      http://www.dslreports.com/forum/remark,7673809 ~roo t=ilec,bc~mode=flat

      But thats just my opinion.
      shawn

    5. Re:Serious Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      have you ever seen this disclaimer on a dell, any ISP or M$ advertisement? no - they prey on the consumer's ignorance for their profit! it's a stupid premise to place the responsibility for a compuer-related purchase on the consumer when the same society restricts the design/marketing of everything else from toys to cars to protect the consumer from harm. either you have a free market that allows any business to offer any product without responsibility, or you have a controlled market where the government determines which products are acceptable. what do you say when your child is perminently disfigured by a product that met the current marketing blitz but was faulty? i personally don't care since i, so far, have had the ability/knowledge to avoid a product nightmare. i do however feel that persons less well equipped should be protected from the evils of corporate marketing excesses as demonstrated by those who sell the great computer experience to consumer computer end users. it's just another typical example of corporate america doing cost shifting, and now that the cost has gotten so high the only solution will be to shift the cost to the consumer - as usual!

    6. Re:Serious Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a) ISP = 'Internet Service Provider'
      b) Some ISP's have been blocking 80 & 25 to stop people hosting SMTP/WEB sites (Cable anyone?)
      If you mean 'Common Carrier' in the same sense as say a telephone carrier or postal/freight service, you'll find that there are certain things they will not carry for those who use their services. There are dangerous goods prohibitions, there are phone abuse clauses, and all this is accepted by the public as being for the benefit of the greater good.
      Suppose a variant of this damn work comes out that does REAL damage - something that actually damages physical utilities or takes a life. I'll bet you'll see government legislating the requirement, and the public demanding something be done.
      If the media ever found out how simple it would be to kill worms like this, and how people who have the ability to do so choose not to do so, feathers would fly.
      Just damn lazy people.

  60. good times by Solikawa · · Score: 1

    LoveSan: The Attack of the Clones

  61. And how, exactly, would that work? by devphil · · Score: 1


    My Windows box has one network card. It is thus both "the internet interface" as well as the connection to the "corporate network". As well as everything else.

    Why are you surprised that the RPC can't tell the difference? There's only one interface.

    This isn't so much about security as it is poor design on the part of microsoft leaving so many useless services exposed to the internet.

    That's either a great troll or a thoughtless statement. Tell me, in precise detail, how Microsoft is supposed to expose the RPC service to the local corporate network (where it is not "useless" by any means) but not expose the same service to "the internet". On a single network card.

    There are two solutions to the RPC problem: have the corporate router block RPC from outside -- which has nothing to do with your machine -- and/or install a packet filter on the local system to drop RPC requests not coming from corporate systems. How Microsoft is supposed to magically know what those corporate systems are during installation, of course, is a pesky minor detail that we don't like to mention on /.

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    1. Re:And how, exactly, would that work? by dissy · · Score: 1

      > Tell me, in precise detail, how Microsoft is supposed to expose the RPC service
      > to the local corporate network (where it is not "useless" by any means) but not
      > expose the same service to "the internet". On a single network card.
      [snip]
      > How Microsoft is supposed to magically know what those corporate systems are
      > during installation, of course, is a pesky minor detail that we don't like to
      > mention on /.

      Well, us in the networking field have this little number called a netmask.
      A netmask lets you tell which bits in your IP address represent the network number, and which represent the node number.

      Then you have an IP called the Default Gateway.

      The way it works is, if you are sending or recieving from an IP address that shares the exact same number in the network number side of the IP address, its called "In the same subnet" and you simply send it over the wire using ARP.

      If the network number parts do not match, its called "Not in your subnet" and you send the packet to your Default Gateway IP address, in hopes that the router/machine there will know what to do with it.

      So, one would imagine a good sane default setting for filters would be to deny traffic to a service if the packet came from a network that is not your subnet.

      Then of course you can go in and change this filter if needed, just like now.

      But its a much better default than allowing traffic from just anywhere.

    2. Re:And how, exactly, would that work? by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

      I'm talking more about home users who usually have a modem and a network card. The network card being their home network, and the modem (or cable modem) being the thing that connects to the internet.

      All I would ask from Microsoft is an easy way to disable services from being exposed on any interface that is connected to the internet. I'm using W2K, I'm not sure if they have such functionality in XP though.

    3. Re:And how, exactly, would that work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does identifying the local subnet help you tell corporate traffic from non-corporate traffic? A company may have dozens or hundreds of subnets and there's nothing to say that a user automatically shouldn't be able to access a service located on a machine a few offices away.

    4. Re:And how, exactly, would that work? by cookd · · Score: 1

      It's called the Internet Connection Firewall, and it is available on Win2k. It is under the Advanced tab of your network connection properties. It blocks all ports you don't want opened without forcing you to deal with figuring out how to shut down or reconfigure the corresponding service.

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    5. Re:And how, exactly, would that work? by dissy · · Score: 1


      > How does identifying the local subnet help you tell corporate traffic from
      > non-corporate traffic? A company may have dozens or hundreds of subnets and
      > there's nothing to say that a user automatically shouldn't be able to access a
      > service located on a machine a few offices away.

      Thats why i said:
      "Then of course you can go in and change this filter if needed, just like now."

      Fucking tard.. try reading what I said before telling us something isnt in there.

      So to fucking _AGAIN_ answer your question:
      "How does identifying the local subnet help you tell corporate traffic from on-corporate traffic?"

      IT DOSENT

      Its just a HELL of a lot of a better default option than 'Lets allow anything to connect by default'

      I guess you would PREFER to leave RPC open to the world? Brilliant idea there buddy. Its people like you that allow these worms to spread.

      The other option being closing the port all togehter, thus removing its functionality totally.
      Dont think that would be a good idea either, as that would make windows about as hard to use as linux, and although some may argue this is a good thing, it would not be as popular as is it without that edge.

    6. Re:And how, exactly, would that work? by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

      "How does identifying the local subnet help you tell corporate traffic from on-corporate traffic?"

      Explain to me why it's OK for it to be allowed to broadcast or listen to anything other than (for instance) 10.10.*.* or 192.168.*.* Explain to me why you'd want to braodcast or linsten on a range greater than those.

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    7. Re:And how, exactly, would that work? by JWW · · Score: 1

      I wish I still had some mod points!!

      You succinctly captured exactly what I was thinking when I read the parent to your post.

    8. Re:And how, exactly, would that work? by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

      Yes, BUT this isn't very useful. I want to be able to DENY certain ports, not tell it which ports I want out. If I was to set it up this way, I'd have to spend days trying to figure out which ports my applications use instead of just being able to block obviously bad ports (FTP and HTTP outgoing). It's no where near as easy to configure as iptables.

    9. Re:And how, exactly, would that work? by cookd · · Score: 1

      You're speaking out of your rear. You've obviously never tried it. It defaults to allow outgoing connections only, and then you check a box next to each service you want to allow for incoming connections. If your service isn't listed, you can add one. That's way easier than iptables.

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  62. Conspiracy!! by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    The worms are a conspiracy by CON-ED to conserve power. They figured that shutting down millions of PC's would reduce the load on the grid so they launched the worms.

    This was done so the workers wouldn't have to go out in the heat and string extra wire to run more A/C units at the CON-ED office.

    1. Re:Conspiracy!! by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      No, no, no. The power outage is a conspiracy by Microsoft to turn off a bunch of machines that are DDoSing them.

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    2. Re:Conspiracy!! by harmanjd · · Score: 1

      Well I have to admit that my first thought was "why didn't those idots at the power companies patch their computers that run the power grid?"

  63. Make up your mind, people... by Chris+Brewer · · Score: 1

    Do you want automatic up-to-date patching of Windows vulnerabilities, or do you want to be able to know what you're getting.

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    1. Re:Make up your mind, people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a non-executable stack, like every other OS is getting these days? (Well, except OSes that run on UltraSPARC. ;-)

  64. Dissecting this troll by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    I agree that everyone should at least check out windowsupdate.com every once in awhile, but I am always hesitant to update my windows box. Windows Media Player 9??? Don't need it, don't want DRM.

    So don't install it. It's not in the Critical Updates section.

    What about SP1 deactivating xp installs with pirate serial numbers?

    Impossible, because SP1 won't even install on machines with pirate serial numbers. Nothing is "deactivated." That's not even a valid criticism anyway, since you're talking about pirated copies of Windows. Next.

    I've had DirectX updates that actually crashed previously working games (not lately though, gotta say that's getting better).

    Your experience is in the minority. Sounds like a driver issue (seriously).

    I like to wait to update my box for about a week or so to see if there is any outcry about some nasty thing Microsoft slips into the update.

    There wasn't any outcry over this one. As a matter of fact, the exploit and patch were covered everywhere (including Slashdot), and even the government told people to install the patch, TWICE.

    I'll bet I am not alone.

    It was a tiny 800kb patch that plugs a hole in RPC. Bite the bullet and install the damn patch.

    As far as Blaster is concerned, I rely on independant firewall and antivirus applications to deal with these threats. IMHO it works better than relying on MS to secure their OS.

    How silly. You'd rather avoid patching your system with critical updates released by its publisher? Like you don't apply critical Linux patches when necessary.

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    1. Re:Dissecting this troll by Pompatus · · Score: 1

      In reply to your first three complaints, I didn't install WMP9, My XP copy is legit this is what I heard about SP1, and it shouldn't be a driver issue since my driver was "certified" by MS.

      I'm going to group your last three points together, since they all have the common theme of "just install the patch". I did install the patch, AFTER doing my homework. You see, I don't go about life like a good little sheep doing things because a large corporation or a government tells me to. I like to learn about the subject and make my own decisions. If I wanted applications installed on my machine without my permission doing god only knows what, then I would leave my box online completely unprotected 24/7. Instead, I like to run a firewall, antivirus, and ad-aware to try to keep control of MY machine against known and unknown threats. This is true regardless of what OS I run.

      Hopefully now you understand, but I doubt it. Try to THINK about what you read before flaming it. You might learn a thing or 2.

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    2. Re:Dissecting this troll by westlake · · Score: 1

      But it is the sheep who installed the patch that never lost control of their machines.

    3. Re:Dissecting this troll by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Wow, you still ignored the fact that I shot down all your false claims about Windows Media Player, SP1, and so forth. "This is what I heard about SP1." Who's the sheep?

      Upgrade your driver.

      Call me a sheep just because I installed a patch that was reported everywhere, including Slashdot, and that the government warned people TWICE to install. A tiny patch to plug a hole in RPC. Bite the bullet and install the patch, or it's your own fault.

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    4. Re:Dissecting this troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i just don't see how choosing to install WMP9 is in any way similar to choosing not to install a critical security update

    5. Re:Dissecting this troll by RvLeshrac · · Score: 1

      After reading the idiot post before this, I was happy to see someone who has a clue responding to it.

      I find it amazing how many people accuse Windowsupdate of things like these without, apparently, ever bothering to read the damned site.

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  65. I used to work at an antivirus company. by morven2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While some companies in the AV industry have shown (ahem) questionable ethics in the past, I think it's stretching to say they WRITE the viruses, rather than just hype them.

    For one thing, there are plenty of idiots out there quite willing to write a virus for free.

    For another, if the viruses/worms/trojans were written by the AV firms, they'd be MUCH better. My co-workers and I would regularly discuss how one could, hypothetically, write the ultimate virus ... some of our ideas would have been quite evil indeed. And most of us were pretty good programmers.

    Contrast that with the true nature of most successful 'in the wild' viruses -- most of which aren't that well written ...

    1. Re:I used to work at an antivirus company. by lump · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One good reason to think that companies such as Symantec are genuine in their efforts against viruses is the fact that the fix for any given worm can usually be found - for free - on their site, along with info, links to patches, etc. NO purchase necessary.

      Sure, they are making money from all this, but that seems to be continuing without them having to be do anything sneaky.

      And can you imagine what it would do to them it they did start manufacturing viruses, and were found out?

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    2. Re:I used to work at an antivirus company. by thogard · · Score: 1

      A grad student that used to work in the same computer lab that I did would disagree with you. He was paid about $50 for each new virus he turned in. Everytime he needed a bit of cash a new virus was born.

    3. Re:I used to work at an antivirus company. by aeoo · · Score: 1

      My gut feeling is that you have an overinflated ego. I really doubt you could do better. It's one thing to toss around ideas and it's entirely a different thing to actually implement a thing that works.

      I think that there are some brilliant virus writers out there who are in fact much better than you are. Maybe you're right about the majority of virus writers, but isn't it common knowledge the the majority of _____ (fill in the blank) sucks?

      I've studied a book on viruses in the MS-DOS days (around 1990-1991, long time ago). It had virus source code in assembly and it literally tought you how to write a virus, and it had many, many very clever ideas how to avoid detection, how to spread more effectively, etc. The impression I got was the virus writers were quite ingenious and I don't have any evidence to believe that suddenly they are much dumber than back in 1991 and are much less inspired than long time ago.

    4. Re:I used to work at an antivirus company. by brucmack · · Score: 1

      But such a virus would not be "better" for the anti-virus companies if they were writing them themselves...

      If I were a shady anti-virus company, I'd produce viruses that do just enough damage to be important to get rid of, but no actual irreversible action. Like causing your computer to reboot randomly, etc.

      Think about it... If a virus completely trashes a computer, the solution is not to buy a virus scanner and clean it, the solution is to wipe the computer and start over, which requires no investment into software.

      BTW - I don't hold the idea that the virii are authored by the companies, because I think some third party would have found out by now... Yes, it's possible they could be planting hints on shady web outlets, but not likely IMHO.

    5. Re:I used to work at an antivirus company. by terbo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They dont write the viruses, they just support a platform that makes it easy for them to proliferate ...

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    6. Re:I used to work at an antivirus company. by Lectrik · · Score: 1
      Maybe you're right about the majority of virus writers, but isn't it common knowledge the the majority of _____ (fill in the blank) sucks? /blockquote

      Yes, and it's also true that at least 49% of ________ is below average.
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    7. Re:I used to work at an antivirus company. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "While some companies in the AV industry have shown (ahem) questionable ethics in the past, I think it's stretching to say they WRITE the viruses, rather than just hype them.

      For one thing, there are plenty of idiots out there quite willing to write a virus for free."

      Ciruclar logic. You don't believe that AV companies write viruses because "there are plenty of idiots" who do. However (assuming you don't know these idiots) the only reason you believe that they do exist is because you don't believe that the AV companies write the viruses.

      Hmmm. +1 cluebat for you.

    8. Re:I used to work at an antivirus company. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for an anti-virus company and we are just as susceptible to a virus as anyone. Sure we get a "heads up" once in a while, but when your throwing up acl's, shuting subnets to contain the virus you quickly realize that no virus writers are on the payroll.

    9. Re:I used to work at an antivirus company. by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      My co-workers and I would regularly discuss how one could, hypothetically, write the ultimate virus ... some of our ideas would have been quite evil indeed. And most of us were pretty good programmers.

      That could be considered conspiracy, you know...

    10. Re:I used to work at an antivirus company. by sean.peters · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but I don't think so. Just idly talking about doing something illegal isn't a conspiracy unless there is some intent to actually DO the illegal thing you're talking about. If you talk hypotheticaly about how to do something illegal, but without any intent to do it, that's not conspiracy, it's just talking.

      Any real lawyers care to comment?

      Sean

    11. Re:I used to work at an antivirus company. by Superfarstucker · · Score: 1

      no

      .5n -1 wher n is a number representing the entire group is below *MEDIAL*, not average, quite the difference...

    12. Re:I used to work at an antivirus company. by jebell · · Score: 1

      Discussing something illegal isn't conspiracy without (1) intent and/or (2) taking one or more material steps toward the crime.

      If one of the people discussing the virus actually started writing it, then you'd have a problem.

      IAAL. :)

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  66. Obligatory +5 SCO reference by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's getting a little too easy to randomly reference SCO in some way for a +5 Funny.

    Just my opinion. I'm tired of this same "joke" showing up in every article.

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    1. Re:Obligatory +5 SCO reference by uberchicken · · Score: 1

      and yet it's the only comment in this whole story that made me laugh out loud.

    2. Re:Obligatory +5 SCO reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh you also laugh at fart jokes don't you.

    3. Re:Obligatory +5 SCO reference by pmz · · Score: 1

      I'm tired of this same "joke" showing up in every article.

      I want some taquitos.

  67. Mediocre Clones and Protection by unfortunateson · · Score: 1

    What I'm really surprised is that there hasn't been a more lethal payload.

    SYN flooding Microsoft? And the wrong domain anyway? That's just lazy. Where's the work ethic the hackers had ten years ago when a virus would wipe you out completely?

    Now, I patched within a week of the original notice, I have a NAT-based router in the way, and I'm running ZoneAlarm. I may be wrong, but any one of those ought to have prevented infection. With that many 'proofs' against it, and other possibilities (including XP's own firewall), I'm truly surprised there are so many infected machines out there.

    Then again, at least my corporation is using this as an excuse to finally patch our Win2K-based machines to SP3, while installing the RPC patch.
    And they're certainly firewalled... but there are folks who use their company laptops to dial AOHell, and got blasted. *sigh*

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    1. Re:Mediocre Clones and Protection by sbranden · · Score: 1

      I am not surprised at all. Microsoft products are attractive to people because it is easy to install a tool to do something. These people/ businesses are not too concerned about anything other than "I want an application to do this for me".
      So the software is install, used and ignored. Why would the average layluser worry about patching if they are not directly affected. Even if they do patch, then they are getting on a never ending roundabout. There is only gong to be another problem tomorrow or next week.

      Todays user wants shiny things, ease of use, and to not have to think. It is only us who understand a bit more about computers that do something about it. Most of the software is probably pirated anyway, so they may be too scared to try the updating path.

    2. Re:Mediocre Clones and Protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gee, all i did when i installed a year old copy of linux was check a box that said "Use Firewall?".

  68. Simple security practices go a long way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    My parents windows 2k and windows xp boxes are safe from this bug, thanks to a single, very basic security fix: rename the Administrator account, make sure it has a password, and then make sure no other user has Administrator rights on the computer.

    1. Re:Simple security practices go a long way... by toddestan · · Score: 3, Funny

      The next step is to remake the Administrator account, except make it a basic user and give it no privileges at all. Then give it a really long random password. If someone ever tries to h4x0r the box, this one is guaranteed to keep the script kiddies busy for days!

  69. The really sad thing about this. by mAineAc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What was it a month or two ago that Microsoft said they were going to start charging for updates? If they were to start doing that tomorrow Microsoft will become richer adn more powerful because every will remember this adn start paying for the updates because they don't want to see this happen to their system again. Very few people even realize there are other options out there for operating systems. I hope people start waking up soon.

    1. Re:The really sad thing about this. by MacrosTheBlack · · Score: 1

      A problem I can see with this is that it means there's no reason to make bug-free software...

      Why work harder to make bug-free software when the updates cost $$$? Even SP costing money will mean the first release needs to be only "ok", any bugs will be fixed the next time round, and they get paid to fix them after the initial release. They'll get their software out the door faster. Less testing.

    2. Re:The really sad thing about this. by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      Or people would actually start to understand how expensive it is to maintain m$ stuff, and seek better alternatives.

  70. I assure you... by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 1

    I assure you this virus has a *totally* different name.

  71. Re:And while you all get easy 5, funnies. by platipusrc · · Score: 1

    Not to nitpick, but none of the machines I have running Free/OpenBSD allow remote root login. OpenSSH was configured like that by default. So in actuality, to get in without using an exploit, you would have to know the username and password of a user in the 'wheel' group and then su to root. Besides...Windows XP ships with the remote desktop turned on by default. Not sure what protections there are on trying to log in through that (never used XP much, but it was on on a computer I built for someone, turned it off in services.)

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  72. Anti-virus virus? by Warlock48 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Just an idea: Why not make a clone of this virus, which would erase the other clones and close the door behind?
    Since a stand-alone program has more chances of being transmitted everywhere than any windows update or patch requiring user intervention, I'm sure it would help a lot to remove any remnants of this worm attack...
    Can anybody code this? I guess antivirus companies don't want to do that, that would kill their business!

    1. Re:Anti-virus virus? by Warlock48 · · Score: 1

      I guess the idea was good after all: http://theregister.co.uk/content/56/32399.html.
      I admit it was redundant, as this solution was already used in the past.
      Sorry.

  73. Fight fire with fire by xjqkojqxj · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Why doesn't someone just make a third version of the worm that installs the patch after it infects a machine, so that everyone's machines get fixed automatically?

  74. Re:And while you all get easy 5, funnies. by platipusrc · · Score: 2, Informative

    It is very easy to configure OpenSSH to not allow remote root login. 'PermitRootLogin no'. Newer versions of OpenSSH have that as a default, so you would have to actively allow root logon.

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  75. Is *nix that much more secure? by sanx · · Score: 5, Insightful
    OK - maybe this is a -5 Flamebait here, but here's a couple of my thoughts.

    The desktop world is ruled (by numbers, anyway) by Microsoft. Any potential malware s'kiddie can knock together some malware in a few hours, dump it into some unsuspecting newsgroup somewhere or email it to his Outlook-using mates and start an epidemic relatively easily. The sheer number of vulnerable machines makes that easy.

    The installed base of Windows boxes also means that, despite MS not opening up their code to anyone (except governments and universities willing to sign away their first-born as insurance against breaking the NDA), large numbers of people spend vast tracts of time throwing McValue Meal-sized URLs at web-servers and mutant packets at RPC interfaces.

    Lots of people x Lots of time x Lots of machines = lots of vulnerabilities found...

    Now consider *nix. It has a number of advantages straight off the block:

    1. It's open source. Code that finds its way into the kernel goes through the best peer-review system available; public scrutiny.
    2. Generally, the people who run *nix are more tech-savvy than an average Joe Blow.
    3. Any vulnerabilities that are found get acknowledged and fixed very quickly.
    But what would happen if *nix had the sort of desktop penetration that Windows does? How quickly would the kind of person that thinks a computer case is called a 'hard drive' apply a *nix security patch? If *nix was that popular, how many more people would devote vast tracts of time to finding obscure security holes and vulnerabilities?

    Just a thought. Now flame away ;)

    1. Re:Is *nix that much more secure? by daemon1010011010 · · Score: 1

      I agree that the idiots who call the tower the hard drive or the cpu (not quite as bad) and think cdrom drives are cup holders wouldn't get around to updating their kernel or installing security patches were *nix so popular. That, however, would not likely dissuade the development community from scrutinizing the source and furthering it for what they wanted or needed it to do. All it would mean would be that there would be a lot more idiots to clog up newbie message boards and a few techies (and some know nothings) making money offering telephone/remote terminal support services. It might even mean less security holes as idiots and neophytes have a way of finding them and complaining.

    2. Re:Is *nix that much more secure? by oPless · · Score: 1

      Not all *nix is open source (sun, sco, aix)

      And lets not forget about:

      The Great Worm of 15 years ago! This infected some 6000 different hosts, on an internet that was very much smaller than it is today, so percentage wise it is perhaps a bigger infection

      Perhaps when windows (NT) is as old then it might be as robust as *nix in general. Remember *nix developers have had a long time to fix most of those nasty overflows :)

      For all you kiddies that want to read about it, you can drool over its functions here

    3. Re:Is *nix that much more secure? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      So you come out with a debian distro with a fisher price GUI that auto runs apt-get update; apt-get upgrade every 3 days.

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  76. In Slashdot Dr Solly debunks YOU ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    remember Dr Solomon ?

    here read this from the man himself , should clear up your doubts about virus companies create viruses

    1. Re:In Slashdot Dr Solly debunks YOU ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could... would... might...

      Maybe it is the marketing droids who write the viruses to drum up sales... you never know what a desperate person will do when their job is on the line... This could also explain why they aren't writen very well.

      First off, a trojan, a virus, and a worm are 3 totally different classifications of computer programs, and propagate in 3 totally different methods. There may be some overlap in that some programs are written to be a virus, a trojan and a worm, but in general, a virus infects computer programs or the boot sector of a disk and spreads when those programs are executed. A worm attacks computer services on a network. A trojan looks like another program and spreads by multiple people downloading it.

      Why is it important to keep these distinctions? Because each method of transmission has to be seperately fought against.

      Linux is resistant to infection by viruses because the average user has no, none, zip access to write to any executable on their system. Even if they could somehow run a program that infected executibles they don't have write access to do so. The average corporate user of a linux system will have access to open office, mozilla and a mail client, maybe a custom app or two and that is it. No terminal, no ability to install and run programs, not even a screen saver.

      The default install on a Linux desktop box turns off all services. It is hard to be attacked by a worm when you have no ports open. The best worm attack in the past decade against Linux servers only infected a couple of thousand boxes, and there are as many or more Linux boxes internet facing than windows boxes. It takes an infection of over 100,000 boxes before a windows virus or worm even makes the news.

      The trojan attack has had a little success but even then only a few hundred people have downloaded trojans before the trojanned tar balls have been noticed and the site taken down. Historically, trojan attacks have never hurt anyone but wares users and the like.

      And guess what! You don't need to read all 100MB of source files to spot trojanned tarballs. All you have to do is to do a diff between the old version of the software and the new version and look at the few 100 lines difference typically. If all of a sudden ls has network calls in it, ring the alarm bells.

      Besides, I've started running Linux from Knoppix, a version of Linux that runs directly off of a CD and storing all my datafiles on a server that is backed up nightly and the backups go all the way back for months. And most of our data is in CVS and on TWiki servers anyway which has a log of all changes, so if stuff suddenly started getting changed for no reason it would be fairly easy to drop back 10 yards and punt and get all our data back to the way it was before it was being subtlely changed.

  77. Re:Nice Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since that word does not occure in the original posting I believe you are the troll, faggot.

  78. Left out? Try a Linux version :) by dark-br · · Score: 2, Funny
    All the Linux users (and *BSD for that matter) are walking around with a big smile on their lips days like this.

    To make this smile even bigger: Compile this and execute it as root (all ports below 1024 are restricted and needs root permission to be listened to)

    Now you can actually *see* when the worm tries it's futile attack on your superior OS.
    // begin mblaster_l.c

    #include <sys/types.h>
    #include <sys/socket.h>
    #include <netinet/in.h>
    #include <arpa/inet.h>
    #include <stdio.h>
    #include <string.h>
    #include <unistd.h>
    #define PORT 135

    int main()
    {
    int sock_f;
    struct sockaddr_in sockaddr_l;
    socklen_t len_s;
    struct sockaddr_in remote_a;
    char buffer[4096];
    int remote_p;

    sock_f=socket(AF_INET,SOCK_STREAM,0);
    if(sock_f2) { printf("Error: %s \n","Could not create socket"); return 1; }

    sockaddr_l.sin_family=AF_INET;
    sockaddr_l.sin_port=htons(PORT);
    sockaddr_l.sin_addr.s_addr=INADDR_ANY;
    memset(&sockaddr_l.sin_zero,0,8);
    if(bind(sock_f,(struct sockaddr*)&sockaddr_l,sizeof(struct sockaddr))==-1)
    { printf("Error: %s \n", "Could not bind socket"); return 1; }

    if(listen(sock_f,30)==-1) { printf("Error: %s \n", "Could not listen to socket"); return 1; }
    len_s=sizeof(struct sockaddr);
    while(1)
    {
    if((remote_p=accept(sock_f,(struct sockaddr*)&remote_a,&len_s))==-1) continue;
    if(recv(remote_p,&buffer,4096,0)==-1) continue;
    printf("Received data from %s \n",inet_ntoa(remote_a.sin_addr));
    printf("%s",buffer);
    close(remote_p);
    }
    } // end mblaster_l.c
    1. Re:Left out? Try a Linux version :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You fucked up it should read:

      if(recv(remote_p,&buffer,4097,0)==-1) continue;

    2. Re:Left out? Try a Linux version :) by geirt · · Score: 1

      Nice idea, works perfect with this patch:

      --- msblaster_slashdot.c 2003-08-15 15:06:19.000000000 +0200
      +++ msblaster.c 2003-08-15 15:06:51.000000000 +0200
      @@ -19,7 +19,7 @@
      int remote_p;

      sock_f=socket(AF_INET,SOCK_STREAM,0);
      - . if(sock_f2) { printf("Error: %s \n","Could not create socket"); return 1; }
      + if(!sock_f) { printf("Error: %s \n","Could not create socket"); return 1; }

      sockaddr_l.sin_family=AF_INET;
      sockaddr_l.sin_port=htons(PORT);

      --

      RFC1925
    3. Re:Left out? Try a Linux version :) by theCoder · · Score: 1

      Won't do anything for me -- my ISP has decided to block (without informing me, they just did it as usual) all incoming and outgoing packets on port 135 at the cable modem (I know it's at the modem because I don't get the normal MS network neighborhood chatter in my firewall logs).

      I haven't decided if this block is a good or bad thing, but I wish they would have at least informed me they were doing it. They do have my email address after all. Or maybe they tried but it couldn't get through since their email servers don't accept mail from even their own IP addresses anymore.

      *sigh* I really wish cable ISPs weren't a monopoly so I could escape from the idoits there (it seems mostly management idiots, but there could be a BOFH or a tech idiot in there as well).

      --
      "Save the whales, feed the hungry, free the mallocs" -- author unknown
  79. nmap by codepunk · · Score: 1

    nmap youriprange -p 4444 | grep open this will find infected machines..

    --


    Got Code?
  80. Re:And while you all get easy 5, funnies. by dark-br · · Score: 1

    Sigh. The Windows exploit is essentially a buffer overrun. Microsoft knew about this and released a patch *before* this worm was even written. So it comes down to two things:

    1. It's a common problem caused by people writing OS-level services in languages that are prone to these types of problems. Windows and Linux are in the same boat here. Many such exploits have been found in boths OSes, and more will be found in the future.

    2. It doesn't matter how fast a patch is released if people don't download and install the patches. Again, both Windows and Linux are identical in this respect.

    If Linux were on 90% of all desktop PCs, you'd see the same kinds of viruses and worms. It's not like there haven't been UNIX worms in the past; to think otherwise is fooling yourself. And if Linux were that popular, it would only be a matter of time until bogus "security updates" started making the rounds, so people log in as root to install them, and BANG.

  81. Serves them right!! by Brian+Dennehy · · Score: 0, Troll

    All Windoze boxes ought to be r00ted!!!!!!11

  82. August 16: The Day Elvis Died by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    Strange that these virus/worms, etc. are set to attack the Microsoft website on August 16, the day Elvis Presley died.

    Of Course there are lots of famous events, etc. that have aniversaries every day, so this might be a coincidence. Also, since it's a Saturday, and "everybody's off" then that might be why the attack is on the 16th, more people will be surfing, and if infected, send out the virus to more machines, and IT and repair folks will be called in on an off day.

  83. Re:And while you all get easy 5, funnies. by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    Thank you!

    --
    "Derp de derp."
  84. Yet another clone by seattlenerd · · Score: 1

    Symantec Antivirus Research Center (at http://www.sarc.com) also reported this morning a second clone that's been renamed "Penis32.exe". Really.

    1. Re:Yet another clone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      root32.exe
      penis32.exe
      TEEKIDS.EXE
      msblast.exe

      4 so far

  85. No, no, no!!! by hdparm · · Score: 1
    They (MS) should finally start showing MUCH more responsibility in writing their code. Holes like this one are the result of complete, utter arrogancy on Microsoft's side. They should be held accountable for making this possible and not doing enough to remedy the situation - putting patch on update site cannot be enough for worm that spreads all over the place in a way this one does.

    So, screw you and screw Microsoft.

    1. Re:No, no, no!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They (MS) should finally start showing MUCH more responsibility in writing their code. Holes like this one are the result of complete, utter arrogancy on Microsoft's side. They should be held accountable for making this possible and not doing enough to remedy the situation - putting patch on update site cannot be enough for worm that spreads all over the place in a way this one does.
      So, screw you and screw Microsoft.


      Learn to read. He pointed out how it's been one month, I responded to that. I know zealots are subhuman, but I thought even they were capable of basic reasoning. Apparently this is not the case.

      Also, "arrogancy" isn't a word, and please don't make me link you to BugTraq.

    2. Re:No, no, no!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually arrogancy IS a word, english is a living evolving language and thats how it keeps up to date.

      Anyway, Traq isn't a word last time I looked either hypocrite.

    3. Re:No, no, no!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you feel that, by default, MS OSes should have RPC, SMB, etc. ports open to anyone on the Internet, then you, my friend, are either a fucking moron or an MS developer.

    4. Re:No, no, no!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But 'BugTraq' is a name. Learn the difference between a word and a name fuckwit.

    5. Re:No, no, no!!! by hdparm · · Score: 1
      Learn to read. He pointed out how it's been one month, I responded to that.

      I've learnt reading while ago, thanks for the advice. Problem here is comprehension. Do you really think that the availability of this hotfix 3 weeks ago was the proper solution? Do you really think so even after what have happened in last few days? Do you really think Microsoft can't afford to rase awareness of something as unstopable as MSBlast to more appropriate level, or that would be just too embarassing for them?

      Call me a zealot all you want. Microsoft makes me proud of it.

    6. Re:No, no, no!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I've learnt reading while ago,

      oh, the irony ....

    7. Re:No, no, no!!! by aldousd666 · · Score: 1
      I agree with you about microsoft, but accusing someone of "arrogancy", which isn't really a word, may lump you in with the arrogant ;) (Just like saying the word 'pontificate' means you're actually 'pontificating.')

      this can't be good for my karma

      --
      Speak for yourself.
    8. Re:No, no, no!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if you look it up here, you'll find that it is a word, indeed and perhaps you'll agree with him on that count, too.

    9. Re:No, no, no!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And, my dear fuckwit, learn to use a dictionary or at least Dictionary.com.

      ARROGANCY IS A WORD:

      http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=arrogan cy

  86. MSBlast attacks Friday MORNING by seattlenerd · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just in case others got misled by the general press reports: The MSBlast (and its two known variants) worm attack against WindowsUpdate.com will really start at 4 a.m. Pacific Friday (Redmond time). As noted in this News.com piece the widely-reported "midnight" is really "when a PC clock shows midnight" -- whenever Friday becomes Saturday, starting across the International Date Line in Anadyr, Russia. Set your TiVos accordingly, assuming you have power.

  87. Or Mac OS, for that matter by seattlenerd · · Score: 1

    I was asked today why Mac OS doesn't have the same problem as Windows (in this case, XP and 2000, primarily). Simple: Three percent mass market penetration does not an appealing target make for a virus-writer who wants to be notorious.

    Oddly, it's almost a badge of honor for an OS to be the target of virus writers. It means there's enough of an installed base to make it a tempting target.

    (And no, none of this is a comment on the functionality or benefits of any specific OS. Just the market penetration at this time.)

  88. Paging Professor Turing, Professor Alan Turing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One can also run an interpreter over a file and pseudo-execute it until it can be proven that it is or is not a virus

    Professor Turing would like to have a word with you...

  89. Polymorphic by gregfortune · · Score: 1

    That's what a polymorphic virus is all about. See here for a very short definition. AV programs have known about this for a *long* time and have had some success defeating that approach. Do a google search for "Virus Heuristics" if you are interested.

  90. Next time by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 0

    Someone ought to make a worm that simply wipes the harddrive of any infected system immediately and permanently.

    That way *maybe* some people might realize microsoft security really sucks, and that it can hit them, and hit them hard.

    I think this would be a horrible thing to do, but at least it would probably be the last of its kind (the last worm ever I mean by that).

    1. Re:Next time by FueledByRamen · · Score: 1

      Better idea. Make it kickstart a {Solaris/x86 | Debian | RedHat | Gentoo make world | BeOS | ... } install.

      --
      Every cloud has a silver lining (except for the mushroom shaped ones, which have a lining of Iridium & Strontium 90)
  91. Msblaster runs BarterTown by pariahdecss · · Score: 1

    msblaster runs BarterTown

  92. If I was a terrorist by gone.fishing · · Score: 1

    Having spent many hours cleaning up this mess I have to say that we are actually pretty fortunate.

    If this worm had been a little better written (not a lot, a little) and had targeted the financial infrastructure, the free world could be in serious financial trouble right now.

    As it is, this worm has cost millions and millions of dollars. Imagine what would have happened if it had targeted financial transaction institutions rather than Microsoft!

  93. Questions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Why is RPC running by default in the first place?
    2. Even if RPC is running by default in the first place, why haven't you patched?
    3. Even if RPC is running by default in the first place, and you haven't patched, why aren't you behind a firewall of some type?
    4. If you are not behind a firewall of some type, you are an ass.

    1. Re:Questions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      A lot of things in windows use RPC.

    2. Re:Questions... by FueledByRamen · · Score: 1

      I'll have to agree with you here. I was working on an infected Windows box (I wasn't in charge of security for the box, so don't blame me). The RPC service had stopped, but it didn't reboot (Win2k Server must be a little nicer about that). I was debugging other problems at the time and went to the add/remove programs ctl. panel. No dice - it was just a big grey box with some (meaningless to me) text across the top. Computer Management worked, sort of - Disk Manager died, but the services box worked well enough for me to find the RPC service and start it again.

      --
      Every cloud has a silver lining (except for the mushroom shaped ones, which have a lining of Iridium & Strontium 90)
  94. Except.... by ChiChiCuervo · · Score: 1

    ... that symantec's fixblast doesnt' remove the progenitor of msblast.exe, the spybot worm and it's payload: msconfig35.exe, the 4 random-character copies of msconfig35.exe, webdav.exe, or the tftpXXXX copies.

    I've seen these files on every machine i've cleaned msblast off of, they appeared on these machines last saturday (in every case), and norton anti-virus only sees webdav.exe, not the rest.

    EVEN WITH fixblast.exe, this saga ain't even close to over yet.

  95. big scary worms always leave me alone by wardk · · Score: 1

    Gee, when do us Mac OS X/Linux/BSD users get in on the worm/virus fun? I feel so neglected.

    well, yes I suppose the comment above is "redundant"

    but then so is this stupid repeating cycle of amateur software bringing down 1/3 of the worlds computing infrastucture every month

    this will NEVER stop until Microsoft is held liable $$-wise for their slipshod money-extraction approach to software design

  96. Re:And while you all get easy 5, funnies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and if you set the delay between logout failures to several minutes, that cracking attempt would take so long that fewer systems would be breached in a day than would be breached in the NT (et al clones) by a worm attacking bad software in a minute. or - you could simply not offer ssh!

  97. Re:Paging Professor Turing, Professor Alan Turing. by rot26 · · Score: 1

    Professor Turing would like to have a word with you...

    So would Godel.

    --



    To ensure perfect aim, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
  98. Microsoft.com is down, as is Windowsupdate ! by mgpeter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I was updating a couple computers tonight, and at 10:20 Central Time, windows update worked great. At 10:30 windows update and microsoft.com website is unaccessible.

    Nothing, Nada.

    I guess in a weird sort of way, its ironic.

    1. Re:Microsoft.com is down, as is Windowsupdate ! by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      I just tried Windows Update here, too. It doesn't connect at all, but I figured it was a bandwidth problem on my connection, as I am downloading all the Solaris 9 iso images right now over my 512K DSL and figured I was clogging the pipe. I guess I wouldn't be reading and commenting to slashdot, though, if it was the Solaris download clogging my 'last mile' connection.

      --
      A Good Intro to NetBS
    2. Re:Microsoft.com is down, as is Windowsupdate ! by __aavhli5779 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft.com is indeed timing out. This concerns me quite a bit as I have about 15 patches to download for a client whose computer was infected with msblast.exe (and who is stuck on a 56k connection, utterly too slow to download Win2kSp4 and the requisite patches).

      Hopefully, Microsoft is just taking the servers down temporarily/redirecting DNS for as long as it takes to fortify them against the upcoming DDOS. Either that, or we are seeing the beginnings of the attack (and in that case, it's a pretty vicious one).

    3. Re:Microsoft.com is down, as is Windowsupdate ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In just about ten minutes it will be August 16th, in places like Fidji, New Zealand and such.

      Guess it's starting to happen.

  99. microsoft already down? by fizz · · Score: 1

    Anyone else notice that microsoft isnt repsonding, ive tried through megaproxy and anonymizer just to make sure it isnt me :)

    1. Re:microsoft already down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, but remember, a good sized chunk of the north american power grid is down as well.

  100. I also gotta say it... by IANAAC · · Score: 1

    I don't know that even talking about windows 2003 is realistic at this point in time. If you are using any sort of production database, it most likely will not have been certified to run on 2003 yet - which means most companies will not have deployed it yet. I guess if you're running just MS products, you'd be fine, but that's probably the minority, not the majority. As for your second comment that you doubt there'd be any more vulnerabilities for the rest of the year, again - I believe it's because it's not yet widely deployed. Give it some time. More vulnerabilities will show up. They always do (I'm not just talking windows here. Happens on every platform).

  101. Massive Legal Ramifications in here by steveoc · · Score: 4, Funny

    There are massive legal rammifications to this.

    Firstly, the second strain of the virus is clearly derived from
    the first strain. This is blatant piracy, and a violation of the
    cherished IP of the original authors.

    The original author of the virus is now in a position to reap a windfall, by :
    - Suing the second author to the tune of $3Bn for having blatantly stolen their code.
    - Suing the thousands of owners of infected machines because they may be running pirated code in violation of the DMCA.
    - Offering infected users a $699 licence fee for running the derived virus, which will protect them from any further legal action.

    What the authors of the second, derived virus have done is abominable, and shows a callous disregard for the IP rights of the original authors. They are nothing but pirates, and a threat to the wholesome values of benign free-trade capitalism.

    -----------------------

  102. I don't get your rant by xrayspx · · Score: 1

    +5 Interesting? How about r-utils? How about Samba, Samba will happily share out any interface you want. DHCPD, that bites a lot of home firewall hobbyist types by running happily on their external interface. lpd, jeez, tell me if you've heard this one before.

    How exactly would MS know which interface is "Internet Facing". If Windows sees a NIC with a "public" IP, it shouldn't allow RPC? Many networks don't rely on NAT for their warm fuzzy security feelings. Many networks have lots of machines with "non-private" IPs on secretaries desktops. If they protect their network appropriately, they're safe.

    Not everyone uses NAT. Some people even think that NAT is ugly, broken and gives a very false sense of security.

    Go figure.

    1. Re:I don't get your rant by Tokerat · · Score: 1


      How about this:

      Microsoft should have a simple on/off switch for RPC. And it should default to "Off". 90% of the problem is solved, and those who use RPC know it because they had to turn it on.

      Does that sum it up enough? It's not like when you buy a house all the doors are in the attic and you have to go put them on the frames to keep people from just wandering in...why should I have to do that with Windows?

      --
      CAn'T CompreHend SARcaSm?
    2. Re:I don't get your rant by xrayspx · · Score: 1

      Good enough Plan, totally. In fact, I agree that systems should ship by default with everything disabled, like OpenBSD, requiring the user to re-enable. It would be easy for Microsoft to make a wizard for this behavior too, sort of like:
      "It looks like you're trying to establish a network share, would you like to enable CIFS?"
      "It looks like you're using RPC on a routable IP address, are you sure you're firewalled?"

      Ideally, that would be pretty sweet. Just a one-time popup that wouldn't annoy admins too much, but would give end users at the very least a shot at knowing they're vulnerable.

      But the original poster can't blame only MS for making a sub-standard OS, it's really an industry issue. WU-FPTd and Sendmail run by default on a lot of systems, many times without the user knowing.

      My rant was the product of 2 days of non-stop forensic analysis, but still, it's more than just Microsoft's problem.

  103. I think I found a new variant... by drsmack1 · · Score: 1

    Same symptoms as MSBlaster, but with a file named "tftp3612" in the startup menu. What should I do - who do I call?

  104. Re:And while you all get easy 5, funnies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > If Linux were on 90% of all desktop PCs, you'd see the same kinds of viruses and worms. It's not like there haven't been UNIX worms in the past; to think otherwise is fooling yourself. And if Linux were that popular, it would only be a matter of time until bogus "security updates" started making the rounds, so people log in as root to install them, and BANG.

    that's a bad apples/oranges comparison. nobody went out of their way to open port 135 and no body requested it when they bought MS/*T. it was put in as a marketing tool to provide a marketplace perceived advantage.

    windoze and linux are not the same with respect to buffer overflows either. the holes in linux are fixed before exploitation by concerned developers who test the software independently of their 'employer' - not worked on after the threat is known. most of the mass-market linux distros have long been in the mode of forcing the knowlegable to to create situations that can be exploited, but leave the default configurations much more safe than the M$ offerings.

  105. Older folks & updates by mrbrown1602 · · Score: 1

    It has been my experience that older computer users (such as my mom & dad, who are in their 50s) do not like installing automatic updates from Microsoft (keep in mind, the update was labeled as critical so it was delivered automatically) because they believe it'll mess up their system. I believe this, and lazy sysadmins, are the reasons why worms like this propagate so quickly.

    1. Re:Older folks & updates by harmanjd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well that and many home users are just barely computer literate and don't know how to update their computers. If they buy one that doesn't have the automatic update feature already turned on, then they have no idea how or where to get the updates. My parents got the worm mostly because they didn't know there were updates, and secondly they didn't know how to do the update.

    2. Re:Older folks & updates by Firehawke · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, MS patches DO have a past history of doing as much harm as good. In the past, we've had patches that slow machines by half for no explicable reason, patches infected by virii, and other sorts of SNAFUs like the license changes brought on by some recent patches.

      I can definitely see why people would be afraid to trust MS to auto-update their boxen.

  106. Damn straight! by kfg · · Score: 1

    They should keep it in their sock drawer as God intended.

    KFG

  107. What's it going to take? by The+Kryptonian · · Score: 1

    Frankly I don't care if it's Microsoft's fault for writing buggy insecure code, or the user's fault for not keeping up on patches Microsoft released months ago. It's all stupid, and we shouldn't have to deal with it. Over here in California, Ventura County burned about $70G over this stupid worm.
    One way or the other, Linux isn't affected. Neither are Macs (which are Unix now anyway). Isn't anybody on the Windows side of the fence getting tired of this by now?

    Time to switch to an OS that doesn't do this.

    *nix, anyone?

  108. same experience lately... by donutz · · Score: 1

    Is this why slashdot.org feels slow/not responding and have missing images? All other Web sites seem fine. I noticed this at work, home, etc. with Mozilla v1.4.

    I've had the same experience with slashdot.org the last couple days. I use Mozilla Firebird 0.6.1+, and I've also tried going to slashdot.org with IE 6.0, with similar (though less severe seeming) results.

    What's wrong with Slashdot lately?

  109. Pointing both domains to new IPs? by seattlenerd · · Score: 1

    Wonder if Microsoft is pointing the domain names to new server IP addresses to thwart the attack before it begins (assuming the worm code works that way). Until the domain name servers update themselves and that update propogates, microsoft.com and Windows Update will appear to be gone, even if they are still up at the new IP addresses.

    That's how whitehouse.gov deflected a similar attack a couple of years ago. And it worked.

    Just a guess.

  110. microsoft.com is DOWN! by jmors · · Score: 1

    Has anyone else noticed that microsoft.com is timing out tonight?

    --
    The Matrix is real... but I'm only visiting!
    1. Re:microsoft.com is DOWN! by MST3K · · Score: 1

      Crazy! I just read your post, and I'm seeing that too... I wonder what the full reason behind it's downtime is?

    2. Re:microsoft.com is DOWN! by binford2k · · Score: 1

      try www.microsoft.com instead.

  111. Microsoft patches can be as evil as the virus by jr87 · · Score: 1

    In my experience with windows update is that many of the patches can actually mess up some systems(mine for example :( ) and many people are much less enthusiastic about applying patches. Also, some IT guys test these patches themselves before putting them on all computers.

    1. Re:Microsoft patches can be as evil as the virus by Osiris+Ani · · Score: 1
      In my experience with windows update is that many of the patches can actually mess up some systems
      Hell, one of my clients actually caught Nimda from a patch downloaded from Microsoft's own Windows Update site. I've expected little from them in the past, but I couldn't have been more surprised. Every precaution was taken. It was a fresh install of W2K Server, service packs and hotfixes were applied from MSDN CDs before the system had its first ethernet cable connected, IIS was disabled, and NAV was installed on the server before it went live. After it was connected (behind a firewall), it went directly to Windows Update to get the latest fixes, and according to the NAV logs, one of those files was infected with Nimda.

      The next day, Microsoft refreshed at least three weeks worth of updates on that site, most likely because they'd been compromised. Unfortunately, that was a day too late.

      --
      "We seem to be experiencing technical difficulties... and crap like I've never seen!"
      - Linda {Futurama}

    2. Re:Microsoft patches can be as evil as the virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a liar.

    3. Re:Microsoft patches can be as evil as the virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't bullshit us.

  112. Re: Cloning... (nop) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats all well interesting, but incorrect. You forgot to say
    "and I hope you notice when he/she hacks your system.
    "

    The gender neutral third person singular pronoun in english is "he." It happens to be the same as the masculine one, this does not make it an error.

  113. Re:And while you all get easy 5, funnies. by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 1

    All it takes is to know the root password. You don't even need to guess what the login name is. (Windows is NO better in this respect.)

    To be fair, you can change the name of the Administrator account in Windows 2000, and perhaps other versions. That helps, doesn't it?

  114. Re:And why leave it open? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    uh, leave all the ports closed, and then let people who know what they're doing open them. A corporate install should be the one that has to do a little extra work to open up this service, if they want it.

  115. Gaming Windows Update by ewhac · · Score: 1

    This is a copy of a message I sent to a mailing list some time back. They are the guidelines I use when updating my Windows system.

    ______________________

    Some tricks -- mostly born out of antipathy and paranoia -- on dealing with Windoze Update:

    • Never accept the default update selections as, in true Micros~1 tradition, they're always wrong. Deselect everything and then select only those pieces you want/need.
    • Never download HW device drivers from Microsoft. Always get them from the HW vendor. The vendor knows more about supporting their own hardware than MS possibly could, so it makes little sense to get them from MS. MS might also take it upon themselves to slip in copy protection measures, which you don't want.
    • Don't update DirectX through Windows Update; it does not and never has worked. Instead, download separately the very large DirectX update package from Microsoft and install it by hand.
    • Don't install the next major version of Internet Explorer, as it's sure to disrupt your system. EXCEPTION: If you're using IE5, you should patch to IE v5.5. IE5 had boatloads of bugs (quelle surprise) which have mostly been addressed in 5.5.
    • Don't install the next major version of Windows Media Player. This is where Microsoft's copy protection and usage monitoring measures will first appear in earnest, which you don't want to support. Also, it's not a very good player; there are better free ones available.
    • Do download security updates, but be wary of such updates for Windows Media, as Microsoft are trying to change the definition of the word, "security."

    Other things you might want to do:

    • Unless you are using the calendar/scheduling system, there is absolutely no reason for you to be using Outlook/Outlook Express, and every reason not to. Delete it. With extreme prejudice.
    • Download and install Mozilla. It rocks.
    • Download the DivX ;-) video codec. You can also install their player, but you don't need to; the codec is usable by any application.
    • Download and run RegClean.exe. It's a bit tough to find, but it's a good tool for cleaning the fluff out of the registry from time to time.
    • Download and install VirtuaWin, a virtual desktop manager for Windows. This increases the utility of the Windows desktop ten-fold. I hate to tell people about it since it makes Windows tremendously more useful. (It's so nifty, I expect Microsoft to "invent" it in the next major Windows release.)

    Although I mostly live in Win2K (when I'm not in Linux or BeOS), I have a Win98 partition that's still working fine without a single re-install. Basically, if you take a minimalist approach, and presume Microsoft to be an untrustworthy/unreliable source, you can greatly extend the life of your Windows installation.

    Schwab

  116. Re:And while you all get easy 5, funnies. by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 1

    If Linux were on 90% of all desktop PCs, you'd see the same kinds of viruses and worms.

    I don't buy it. When such vulnerabilities do appear in Linux (ssh, RedHat lpd) it seems to me that worms appear as well. But there haven't been any Linux worms in the last year or so, while there have been several Windows worms. How can you explain this?

    I suspect that the only explanation is that Windows has more of these severe vulnerabilities which can be exploited to make viruses/worms. As I mentioned in another thread, I don't think that there are any Linux vulnerabilities right now which are of the proper type to allow worms to propogate. The vulnerabilities which are known are less severe than that (mostly local DoS or gaining root access from a user shell) and often involve programs which are unusual or at least optional, not vital services. I have the feeling that people fail to make these distinctions (more vs. less severe, required vs. optional software) when they argue that Linux could be "wormed" just as easily as Windows. Instead, I would argue that Windows has more _severe_ bugs than Linux, and that severity, not marketshare, is why it keeps getting hit so hard.

  117. Ready To Switch Yet? by Slur · · Score: 1

    Seriously....

    I have a theory that Windows users actually enjoy these virus attacks for the same reason that Americans allow themseslves to be fooled into supporting baseless wars: because it makes their dull lives seem more interesting.

    If everyone switched to invulnerable systems like Jaguar they'd have no excuse to put off that annual financial report.

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  118. Re:And while you all get easy 5, funnies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Is anything that doesn't forbid remote access *not* a root/sysadmin password away from being ssh-ed (or whatevered) to hell?

    Hwahaha...

    My OpenBSD server allows remote access.
    There is only one user that is allowed to log in via ssh, with a strange username and password.
    This user logs in to a fake shell that responds with errors to every command entered.
    One specific string will cause it to quietly start (restricted) sh, after supplying the error message.
    The only command available in this restricted shell is su.
    This user is not in the wheel group, so you can't su to root directly.

    (yes, i know, this is absurd security)

    Thus, in order to get remote root access, you have to know:
    1. the user name for the only account with remote access
    2. the password for that account
    3. the keyword to get out of the fake shell (let alone that it is present)
    4. the user name for an account in the wheel group
    5. the password for that account
    6. the root password


    or, I suppose, a remote hole in ssh...
  119. Attacks Friday, goes on until Sunday? by aaaurgh · · Score: 1
    More than that, if the virus attacks only on the 16th, the duration of the attack will be closer to 48 hours, since it will start at the first country crossover into Saturday and continue until the last country hits Sunday. Remember the duration of all the 'new millenia' parties - same principle.

    Either way, I'm glad I've got my NAT modem, firewall software and patches in place. That said, my work place got hit bad yesterday - they forgot to guard against a laptop from outside bringing the thing in straight past the firewall - oops.

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  120. Read the license? Nah. by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
    ...with no real end in sight until people can patch their systems...

    Since the brand of OS afflicted is only supported one or two service pack back in time, one might ask,

    "So is this really just a marketing push to get admin rights on users that refused the terms and conditions of earlier service packs?"

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  121. Re:Paging Professor Turing, Professor Alan Turing. by sg_oneill · · Score: 1

    Erm. I might be showing my ignorance, but wasnt turings problem that you couldnt know how long the code would take to execute (if at all).

    That doesnt rule out running it for x amounts of opcodes (like, say 2-300) and seeing what happens.

    If I remember right, thunderbyte did something like that in the 90's. That was a *damn* fine virus checker. I remember it once finding a virus, not knowing what it was, but flagging it.

    I spent the next month (being a kid and all with little else to do) writing a cleaner for the virus (which I remember was no-frills-dudley, and f-prot etal wouldnt clean) and massively increasing my knowledge of x86 assembly.

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  122. Re:And while you all get easy 5, funnies. by Tim+C · · Score: 1

    You don't even need to guess what the login name is. (Windows is NO better in this respect.)

    At the company where I work, one of the first things that is done to each new Windows install is to change the name of the admin account. Not create a new one, mind, but to change the name of the existing one. I'm not sure if that's possible under NT (been a looong time...), but certainly from 2k upwards it is.

  123. RPC by Detritus · · Score: 1

    I've written programs that use RPC to control and monitor certain types of equipment. In my case, one of the main benefits of the software was that the user could operate the equipment from anywhere in the World. Why should I be prevented from using RPC across the Internet?

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  124. Has anyone actually looked at the attack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ummm .. without sounding too stupid.. but has anyone looked at the M$ attack??

    From what I can see it spoof's a SYN to windowsupdate.com. So apart from rebooting after a reinfection and therefore restarting the attack after the date (15/8) it's gonna hurt ISP's DNS, but properly setup networks shouldn't forward spoof's. So the problem is what??

    A hit on DNS (once per minute), and border injection points dropping spoofs. So the last-mile gets a bit choked... bummer. Whats the prob???

    Not trying to troll but???

    1. Re:Has anyone actually looked at the attack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah ... I see what you mean ..I'd say that there might not be too much to worry about ...

  125. Download of patch still works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is the download for the english W2K version. Guess Microsoft is using some sort of traffic shaper to reduce the load because I can't reach any of their web sites.

    1. Re:Download of patch still works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      For completeness:

      NT4 Server and Workstation
      NT4 Terminal Server
      Windows XP 32bit
      Windows XP 64bit
      Windows 2003 32bit
      Windows 2003 64bit
      And this line of text because otherwise I would post too few characters per line...

  126. eeeehm... by i+chose+quality · · Score: 1

    how do you tell them apart?

    *hides_in_bombshelter*
    :)

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    1. Re:eeeehm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS developers don't tend to fuck?

  127. yeah, right by RMH101 · · Score: 1

    ...joe sixpack on dial-up is going to let windows update the 36MB of stuff advertised (i shit you not: the last 5 machines i've built have advertised between 36 and 69 FRICKING MEG of windows update - and that's not including service pack 1 which i applied from CD. shame MS don't separate the security hotfixes from media player 9 and the rest of the crap they push at you through windowsupdate.com...

    1. Re:yeah, right by el_gordo101 · · Score: 1

      They DO seperate the updates/patches into seperate categories (Critical Updates/ServicePacks, Windows Updates, and Driver Updates, IIRC). My win2k box is fully patched with all of the Security Updates and most of the Recommended Updates, but Media Player 9 (now with Flavor Crystals!) is not, and will never be, installed on my machine (though Windows Update does remind me every three days that it is available).

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  128. Gets funny indeed after so many times by billsf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps to not be redundant, most appear to view this as a comedy issue. Maybe all future Microsoft security issues, worms and trojans should be filed under the comic section?

    It is certainly redundant to state the simple solution is to abandon all Microsoft products. There must be hundreds of exploits 'widely known among hackers' but not known to Microsoft and/or published. Any 'hacker' worth his salt can get into any NT type server with a minimal effort and can certainly get to clients and install servers. The truth of he matter is us old hacks are really bored with Microsoft.

    1. Re:Gets funny indeed after so many times by gregarican · · Score: 1
      True that. I find it funny too that the same vulnerabilities find their way into each subsequent version of Windoze software. *Supposedly* Windoze 2003 Server was written from the ground up as a marked departure from earlier versions. And each line of code was *supposedly* reviewed by a peer group for sceurity. It doesn't appear to be so, since the same RPC flaw affects 2003 Server and is retroactive back to NT 4.0 Server.

      Same deal with Internet Explorer 6.0. Most of its security vulnerabilities are retoractive all the way back to 5.0.

      Guess Micro$loth is big on backwards compatibility. Even for crappy, lazy OS and application programming that doesn't perform boundary checking (since it's not built into the programming language(s) by default).

      I'm thinking about hooking my old P200 laptop up again and leaving it up all weekend to help the MSBlaster cause.

  129. fixblast.exe by golgotha007 · · Score: 1

    if you don't already know, head on over to Symantec's blaster removal site to fix any systems that have already been infected.

    there are many systems infected on our apartment network, and everyone is looking at me to fix them.

    i think i will wait until sometime next week. i mean, how many times can you legally DOS microsoft?

    this should be fun...

  130. How else would the government watch your computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How else would the government watch your computer if they can't get in thru a back door? This TIA garbage and governments of the world mandating backdoors is to blame.
    Just ask RSA http://www.rsasecurity.com/ about the USA NSA visiting them and demanding keys to crack their encryption products.
    Now you've done it.
    They're coming to get me.
    I hear the footsteps coming up the walkway.

    Protect me open source!!!

  131. Bug finder - Worm writer by KingRob · · Score: 1

    Could you imagine the mayhem if the RPC flaw was not reported? If the worm was written without anyone's knowledge? If the payload were on Microsoft *and* Antivirus update sites? All it would take is a bughunter to change hats. It gives me the heebies.

  132. Just to be clear by Nicolas+Pillot · · Score: 1

    This comes from the latin language: virus -> virii, as cactus -> cactii.
    I know it sounds strange, but it's real. Ok, it's not part of the english language, but it's valid as latin. Many words were imported directly form latin, so it is accepted, even if it is not widely used.
    I kinda love weirdo things, so i like these plural forms :)

    1. Re:Just to be clear by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

      You apparently don't know Latin. First, the plural of cactus is "cacti," and by the same logic, the plural of "virus" should be "viri," not "virii," which would be the plural of "virius" (which is not a word in Latin or English).

      Second, Latin is annoying in that it has more than one declension table, and no shortage of complex rules. For instance, the plural of "genus" is "genera." "Viri" is already a Latin plural; it means "men" (plural of "vir"), and it is also already the genetive singular of "virus." The tricky thing is that "virus" is one of only a few words in its declension/gender/ending group, and all these words are mass-nouns (ie, they refer to a substance and therefore do not have plurals, just as "milk" does not have a plural in English). "Virus" itself means "poison," and in Latin it is a mass noun and has no (recorded) plural.

      See also corpus->corpora, status->status (with a long u instead of short), octopus->octopodes (in Greek).

      ref

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  133. Re:And while you all get easy 5, funnies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I don't think the parent was talking about OpenBSD in his question. Everyone knows that OpenBsd has the security of a stone tablet because it is made out of stone.

  134. I just don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't people who write viruses realize that they're really just making it harder to get their porn fix by slowing down the internet?

  135. what players are better than Windows Media Player? by Sodade · · Score: 1

    I certianly don't like the idea of Microsoft knowing that my media player is playing "Azlea is fricking rad," but the last time I read a slashdot rant about Windows Media Player, the general swell was that there were no viable alternatives for playing AVIs - on Win32 or Linux. Please update me.

  136. Net Slowdowns by R.Caley · · Score: 0, Troll
    Net slowdowns are expected over the weekend

    Especially if /. keeps serving up 7MB(!) adverts.

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  137. financial transaction institution by Nicolas+Pillot · · Score: 1

    Ok. Troll me if you want, but isn't Microsoft (TM, (C) and so on..) really a kind of "financial transaction institutions" ? I fundamentaly have nothing against Microsoft, but i cannot stand the price they are requesting for such a piece of software. I call it basic fund extortion, when they ask the home user, about 350$ for WindowsXP home, and 650$ for OfficeXP. Free trade mode is on, I know, but... It's annoying i think. And it makes them loose money due to piracy (i'm sure they'd sell more if it were cheaper).

  138. Don't worry. Microsoft is working on the problem by andy1307 · · Score: 1
  139. Re:what players are better than Windows Media Play by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    media player classic is great, and winamp is alright.

  140. A little late by einhverfr · · Score: 2, Informative

    Symantec lists *three* versions on their web site. One of which has its executable named penis32.exe (the B worm uses penis32.exe and the C worm uses teekids.exe)

    Source: http://www.sarc.com

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  141. Re:And while you all get easy 5, funnies. by __past__ · · Score: 1
    And of course, you can do the same on Unix too. The superuser is the one with uid 0, whatever his login name is. Not to mention that changing usernames is a pretty classic example of "security by obscurity", and will only be a small hurdle for a determined attacker (but may be a big enough one for a lame automated script-kiddie attack).

    So I'd say we need some better arguments if we want to make this thread a valid OS-security pissing contest ;-)

  142. Re:Icon by Keebler71 · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the reply,... I am surprised anyone read it considering I was modded down twice: once as offtopic (probably right) and once as troll (fscking anti-MS zealots!). I wasn't aware of a seperate windows icon. Thanks!

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  143. Lazy slugs by mwood · · Score: 1

    "It looks like the outbreak continues to get worse and worse, with no real end in sight until people can patch their systems."

    Huh, it took me five minutes to fetch and apply the patch over dialup. Of course, if I'd waited to be infected, then I'd have to d/l the cleaner too. So, ten minutes. How hard could it be?

    Incidentally, IIRC the folks with real statistics say that the rate of new infections is DEcreasing.

  144. Disagree - too many patches by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    In the first place, there are too many patches. At some point, you gotta blame the sloppy code. Maybe more than one major vulnerability per month this year is below your threshold, but it's above mine.

    As evidence for the unreasonableness of the patching burden, the MS download site was itself hit "hacked by Chinese" during the Code Red outbreak. If the contractors running that site can't keep up, the product is too flawed for Joe Admin out in the sticks.

    The steps to reduce the burden of patching have been awful. Windows Update fails silently, or falsely reports success in many cases. After the SQL worm, many admins are wary of blindly patching.

    I think the technet article was July 16, one month ago.

    1. Re:Disagree - too many patches by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      Thanks for the message.

      I just signed on to Windows Update (which is supposed to check automatically) and there are 2 updates waiting for me.

      Maybe it's the upgrade to my firewall, but the point is, Windows Update failed silently - so I don't know I'm not protected.

      Pathetic.

    2. Re:Disagree - too many patches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what OS do you use? You act like there isn't a linux patch out every week.

      Sheesh, if you don't keep your systems patched you're going to have problems regardless of OS.

    3. Re:Disagree - too many patches by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

      I use Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows 2003, Redhat 7.3, OpenBSD 3.2, OpenBSD 3.3

      Let's pick the more maligned Redhat 7.3 for argument's sake. In my environment, we can discard everything after 7/29 since none apply.
      7/29 openssh - sophisticated timing attack, they can figure out if they guessed a valid username!
      7/21 kernel update fixes LOCAL security issues
      7/10 is one that doesn't apply, but could someday.
      6/27, another OpenSSH issue that doesn't apply,
      6/2 and June 3 - Two kernel updates - unclear severity.
      5 /27 Denial of Service in a printing utility.
      5/14 kernel fix
      4/9 Samba remote root - NOW we're talking!
      4/1 Samba remote root
      2/5 OpenLDAP issue - unclear relevance/severity
      2/3 kernel fix - minor/irrelevant
      1/9 Printer utility problem

      There are only 2-3 vulnerabilities before that going back to last summer. 15 updates in a year, 2-3 of which give remote root.
      I can't get on to the windows update site (guess they're busy today!), but the record compares favorably.

      And you know what? The autoupdates worked.

    4. Re:Disagree - too many patches by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Yeah, after I posted it, I realized it probably hadn't been two months after all. D'oh!

      In the first place, there are too many patches. At some point, you gotta blame the sloppy code. Maybe more than one major vulnerability per month this year is below your threshold, but it's above mine.

      Like I said, I'm not trying to defend Microsoft. Their Windows source code for the NT family (including 2000 and XP) is beyond the point where it can be reasonably maintained, I'm sure - that's why Microsoft stopped supporting NT, they just can't patch it any more. I do believe they need to reengineer the Windows operating system.

      In the meantime, admins who are leery of Microsoft patches ought to have a couple of testbed machines where they can install a patch and thoroughly test the system before pushing the patch the rest of the way down the network. This would be my strategy whether I were running Windows, UNIX, Linux, or any other OS on my network. Two weeks is a fairly short timetable, but not so short that the testing process can't at least guarantee a patch does what it says it's going to do and doesn't break any other critical systems.

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  145. Incenting the wrong behavior.... by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    There was a Dilbert about rewarding employees for finding bugs. Naturally, this didn't drive careful coding.

  146. Windows Update IP moved; Thu PM DDOS attack by seattlenerd · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is now confirming what was speculated: About 8:45pm PT Thursday, Microsoft.com and Windows Update went down for several hours. One reason was a DDOS attack Microsoft says was unrelated to the MSBlast worm.

    And Microsoft sources also say the company has moved at least the Windows Update domain (and perhaps Microsoft.com itself) to new IP addresses isolated from the rest of their networks to blunt the expected worm attack.

  147. DON'T RELY ON WINDOWS UPDATE by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    It is broken. It fails silently, or worse, falsely reports success. I've seen both. It's bad enough that I'm not sure it's better than nothing.

  148. Poorly Written Worm? by MrIcee · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Yesterday we received a call from our COLO who said he was monitoring unusual activity on our SUN servers. He said we were getting constant port scans solid for the last 12 hours.

    I asked if he could determine where the scans were coming from and he said that this was unusual and he was looking into it. He pointed out that there was no damage being done, but was curious as to who would be doing 12 hours of constant port scanning.

    After an hour he called back and said that the scans were coming from just about everywhere, and that they were scanning only the port used by the Worm. His conclusion (and mine as well) was that a fault in the random number generation method used by the worm caused it to pick our Class C address block more than other ones, and thus we were getting the scans.

    No damage is being done... so I guess we merely wait until (hahahahah) all these lusers patch their systems - but really, can the script kiddies out there PLEASE learn how to write GOOD code before releasing their worms? (or did this come straight out of microsoft labs itself - seems their typical crap coding style).

    Perhaps they should have used the SGI LAVA RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR.

  149. This is a good thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Lucky for everyone the Blaster worm is just annoying enough people are now aware of the security flaw in windows xp and patching it. I work tech support, since tuesday morning we have been getting a steady stream of users bitching about how they could get a virus just by being connected to the internet.

    If blaster had not come out think of all the trojan ddos viruses that would be spreading to all these XP and 2K machines and people would never know they had been compromised.

    Sure its a pain in the ass for me to fix everyone's pc, but it should of been done in the first place and once again people are starting to realize that if you are running microsoft software you better keep your critical updates, umm up-to-date

    -nayr

  150. Re:Paging Professor Turing, Professor Alan Turing. by Satan's+Librarian · · Score: 1
    Yep. My bad - forgot about the spelling and terminology trolls "Proven" was a poor choice for wording. The proper wording would have been something along the lines of "executing until the code can be classified as viral or non-viral with a reasonable probability". Which, as you point out, works quite well in many cases.

    For a well written emulator, it's very unlikely for a random virus to detect and outmaneuver the emulator with logic - especially if you watch for trivial traps (back in the day, things like prefetch queue tricks and seg:off address wrapping, although these are obsoleted now). A virus is also not likely to go into a loop for 2 days under normal circumstances before infecting something - that'd hurt its survival rate. Under most practical circumstances, you can in fact emulate and easily determine what a virus does. These days worms and viruses are often written in higher level languages (VBScript, C++, etc), so the number of instructions has increased - but the same concepts usually still apply.

    TBSCAN was both an awesome idea, and a bit scary. It actually *executed* the code, although it tried to sandbox it a little - there were a few tricks around to 'escape' the protections in his environment. Certain viruses would format the hard drive if you tried to remove them with thunderbyte - not pretty. However, it could also disinfect most viruses w/o knowing anything about them, so there was some neat code there.

    I picked up my first assembler after getting hit by the Stoned virus and wondering how the hell it worked, then ran into Joshi shortly afterwards. Cleaners for those were easier than for no-frills (they were BSV/MBR viruses), but disassembling them was pretty interesting at the time.

  151. Only? Umm no - shatter is coming back. by BLKMGK · · Score: 1

    The Shatter exploit is alive and well - NGSSoftware has some VERY interesting code for excercising it on WIN32, Microsoft will likely be unable to patch this without having to extend WIN32 APIs (recompile your apps) or change the architecture of Windows. Mind you that's what was stated when this all first released last year too and tey simply patched a few sysem calls - it's cat and mouse that they cannot win I'm afraid. This was handily demonstrated in 'Vegas just recently at Black Hat.

    Anyway, it seems that it's going to be possible to do this in WIN2K3 too. It will be harder due to the "canaries" that Microsoft has instituted in the stack to detect overflows but the speaker had some pretty interestin ideas on getting around it and I believe it's been done. The code to exlpoit WIN2K and XP was released BTW, I'm not sure if they've rleased th code for 2K3 but it's coming and certainly enough info was handed out that smarter people in the audience could probably code it up given some time.

    to be fair - this was NOT a remote exploit but it was a terrific way of comprimising the UI (much security relies on simply graying out buttons it seems) and to escalate privliges. If you've never seen an Explorer desktop AND the Login box at the same time you really missed a treat ;-)

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  152. Re:Read the license? Nah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever think of growing up? You know that people LOVE to twist the text of the EULA's and you are no better than they are.

  153. speak for yourself... by sirshannon · · Score: 1

    I've had the same install of XP since shortly before it was released, I have installed, uninstalled, beat on, pissed on, and sliced and diced it so much I keep expecting it to just laugh at me one day when I reboot, but it is still going strong. I have had MAJOR problems with Outlook 2002 since I installed the office service pack, but no real problems with XP at all. I've had handfulls of games, XML editors, database management tools, audio & video codecs and players, and other programs that I've installed and uninstalled after a while. I currently have 3 versions of Visual Studio, 2 versions of the .Net framework, SQL Server 2000, WMP9, Photoshop, a funky little desktop sidebar tool (toy, actually), SharpDevelop, Firebird, Office XP, Flash MX, Netscape 7, Kazaa Lite, RealOne, 2 CD burning programs, an FTP program, Acrobat, a bad scanner, some IM programs, several web sites, and whatever programs I'm working/playing on at the moment.

    And like I said, only Outlook gives me trouble.

  154. a virus for good, not evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've often wondering why someone doesn't make a "virus" that spreads rapidly, but instead of wreaking havoc, just patches people's systems, copies itself to as many computers as possible, and then deletes itself. A philanthropic virus, as it were. Surely some good-natured person on Slashdot could whip something like this up in a matter of hours, send it to some unexpecting, not-so-technically-inclined friends to get it started, and then watch the little bug cure the world.

    1. Re:a virus for good, not evil by AbbyssalOni · · Score: 1

      Some people may not like the idea of someone don't something to their computer and they not knowing it, even if its for good.

  155. The power failure should slow down the virus by crovira · · Score: 1

    I'm in Jersey City, typing on a Mac across the Hudson from a very patchily, (mostly un-) lit New York city just part of the east coast that is in the dark (from Virginia to Ottawa [where I just spoke to the ex- who is sweating in her powerless condo,]) wondering how this disrfption will affect the spread of the virus.

    Its certainly isn't doing much damage over here. The computers are completely safe. They're shut down and turned off. :-)

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  156. Re:And while you all get easy 5, funnies. by f0rt0r · · Score: 1

    It takes more then the root password. By default root cannot login via SSH. The user must first login with a user name and password for an account in the wheel group, and then know the closely guarded root password. This can be changed, but there are warnings all around the configuration file where you do this telling you that it is bad security to allow root ssh access. Oh, the "all it takes is to know the root password" part of you post is funny. Only a real idiot makes that password available to anyone other than himself. If some users need elevated priveleges, you can use "sudo" to let them run some commands as root, or just "suid" the binaries they need to run with root access privleges, no need to give them the root password at all.

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  157. Re:Icon by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

    Funny, must not have been modded down twice at the time. (I read at a 0 threshold)

  158. Re:Nothing to do with deregulation by Peaceful_Patriot · · Score: 1

    This is not a Troll. Is it possible that the worm(s) caused the power outage? Could a computer or network failure in some little power plant have caused the cascading effect thorughout that whole region? They have as yet not identified a cause..so is it possible?

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  159. SYN flood unlikely.... by yomamasbooty · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We played with the worm at work in order to try and limit its damage. We found (like a lot of other companies) that if we poisoned our internal DNS by returning a null value for a DNS query for 'windowsupdate.com' that the worm stays in its propagation mode, and does not enable the SYN flood mode.

    If you do a lookup on 'windowsupdate.com' today you'll notice there is no A record entry. So the magnitude of the coming SYN flood will be minimal. Granted there may be some hosts out there with the entry cached, but their effect should be minimal. Although I would have loved to see MicroSoft get blasted this weekend (and next week when all the returning people turn on their infected workstations at work), I really did not want to see our WAN links and firewalls get flooded.

    I don't know about anyone else, but MicroSoft's help on this from a corporate standpint was piss poor. I am a security engineer in a Fortune 100 company with 30,000+ employees. Despite all the millions we blow on M$ products every year, we were unable to get a dedicated M$ resource for this event. Any questions we had were forwarded to a "representative", and answered hours later with the answer usually being "patch your boxes". Gee thanks for the obvious answer M$, now how about some guidance from a holistic standpoint. They were unable to share any real analysis of their exploit, or what to expect. I can only imagine what little help smaller companies, and consumers received.

    M$, take note: If you are going to produce the most easily exploitable code on the planet, then you better damn well get a dedicated security staff and make them available for events like these. Especially for large companies that have been fooled into thinking that M$ products are "enterprise ready" and that patch management for their is a no brainer. Since things only seem to be getting worse for you (and the rest of us), I would also suggest you ramp up on the number of resources you make available. It's time to get serious.

    One other interesting point is that although the SYN flood has been averted, the worm author was still successful in DoS windowsupdate.com by forcing them to take it down. It will be interesting to see how long the DNS entry is missing. Knowing how ineffective patching is I don't expect to see 'windowsupdate.com' anytime soon.

  160. Damn patch screwed things up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I applied it although we probably didn't need it, and now our Office 2000 applications are hanging opening documents over the network. Can't find out why. Any ideas?

  161. Re:what players are better than Windows Media Play by peattle · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't want MS to know you thought Azlea was fricking rad, either, or anyone else for that matter.

  162. Yea, there's a reason. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

    The reason is, "If a virus is 20megs in size, only an idiot would download it."

    Seriously. I guess you could make it to add a little random garbage at the end of every file to change the size, but that wouldn't fool a heuristics scanner, much less something that's actually got a piece of the code to compare.

    The best you can get at this point is something that crawls network shares, or scans multiple ports, and that's not thinking, that's just idiot savant mode, which is about as good as it gets for a small piece of software.

    Just my opinion.

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  163. Ah, reading things in I didn't write. by morven2 · · Score: 1

    No; rather, I know that in the company I worked for and in a representative number of the others where I knew the people well enough to know, no viruses were written. I also knew and knew of a fair number of virus writers, all of whom were not on an AV company's payroll.

    There are PLENTY of bored, disgruntled or easily-amused people out there who'll write a virus without being paid for it. Or do you think that the people who deface web sites etc. get paid for that, too? They're the same mindset, pretty much.

  164. Crap. by RevSmiley · · Score: 1

    All as I can say is my ability to even reach /. over the last 3 days has been crappy. I just give up after a while 99% of the time. WTF is going on is it this dam worm eating up bandwidth? The connection attempts time out. I am Running Linux, Mozilla, Konq and Galeon. all 3 are flakey as long as I am logged in to teh site. A look at my firewall logs show that 99% of all attempts to connect to my IP are on port 135 with a scattering of port 137. This crap is slowing the internet down. The stupid fuckers who didn't patch their M$ products should be shot.

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  165. ERRORS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Chernobyl is not a worm.
    2) Virii is not a word.

  166. only 800 kb for XP users? by White+Rabbitt · · Score: 1

    Recently, GRC.com released some kind of patch for a Windows XP vulnerability that was, if my memory is correct, about one tenth the size of Microsoft's patch. 800KB is a lot when there are thirty other formidable downloads--ranging beyond two megs for some--and all they have is 46kbit downstream. Microsoft should at least write tight code for their patches.

  167. Router protection... by AbbyssalOni · · Score: 1

    Since I am behind my router will I need to still patch my computer for this worm or am I going to be ok without it.

  168. Re:what players are better than Windows Media Play by John+Hansen · · Score: 1

    Kaboodle and noatun work pretty well for playing DivX-encoded AVI files under Linux, but I've had no luck trying to play most other Windows Media files.

    Maybe that helps. *shrugs*

  169. Use the Worm by dradler · · Score: 1

    Why doesn't Microsoft simply modify this worm to install the patch that fixes the vulnerability. Then set it loose. If this worm works so well (and Microsoft doesn't break it), then this problem will be fixed in short order.

  170. Re: Cloning..: In RE: Automatic virus rewrite by metalslinger · · Score: 1

    I take it you have read Dr. Mark A. Ludwig's[ameaglepubs.com/free_virus.html] Books yet?

    In short, anyone could write such a virus but they choose not to.

    Virus writing today has been compared to childs play by people (geeks, /.'ers, et cetera) of late. I think that it is one of most underestimated, misunderstood technologies of this time. Think about the latest "BIG" virus, blaster (the same virus that we're talking about being cloned here). Sure it was written sloppy, that in itself was for a purpose I will discuss later, but it contained a definate message.

    The message was in several parts (some of which aren't discussed here: "billy, stop collecting money and fix your software" and it was sent to all the "new", "unbreakable", "secure" OS's that Microsoft has staked their claim on. The fact that it was written sloppily showed that the writer was showing constraint; he only wanted to get a message across, not damage, for real, computers and the users of them.

    The media may even know the real purpose of this, but of course they can't let on to it because it would ruin there agenda of hype to sell papers/airtime/etc...: it would bring virus's down to a rational level that even backwoods rural people could understand. I'm sure most /.'ers realize this too, but I thought I should balance off the hype that is /. sometimes with some reality. For a fact I know that consumers in general don't know this.

    A case in point, I had a customer walk in to my WISP yesterday and he wanted to sign up with me because he got the worm and his other ISP didn't protect him from it. What were his claims of protection based on? The fact that he bought McAfee and he still got this virus. Somehow he thought it was the ISP's fault that his virus software couldn't stop this from happening.

    A side not, if you ever think about taking advantage of situations like this, don't! It is in your best interest to keep the customer informed on what the real problem is; even if this means you don't gain them as a customer now, you probably will later, and when you do he'll know what is your fault or his.

    This guy wasn't dumb, he was in his 60's and an established stock broker (I'm not sure if that rates as dumb or not;), but he just didn't understand why he paid money for something that can't protect against new virus'.

    My point is that the general public needs made aware of what a virus is and why it works along with a list of other things related. If virus writers wanted to we could have to live with stuff like this on a constant basis. It isn't that way because virus writers have more sense than they are given credit for: they don't want to live in that kind of an environment: it only destroys a healthy economy having the same effects as decades of constant war/terrorism. Think of these guys not as graffiti artist only, but as modern day activist.

    So next time you hear of a virus or one crosses your path, take time to try and find the message in it. Not wonder why it was more destructive or why it doesn't live longer (which btw the life span of virus' is measured in years/decades not months as the media/Symantic/McAfee would like you to think).

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