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  1. Is it that bad? on Webcams to Enforce Singapore Quarantine · · Score: 0

    Is SARS really that bad? It is a long way from here. A long way from Singapore, too.

  2. Re:Maybe you need more homework. on Pinnacle, Online Grades, Skipping School and More · · Score: 1
    We've gone over your Engish so many times

    I think this is your problem. Perhaps you should try teaching your kid English.

  3. Interesting on End of The Von Neumann Computing Age? · · Score: 1

    Troubleshooting a broken Flexible Flyer is pretty simple. Everything's very accessible on one. Thing is, they're not really a year-round device.

  4. Re:Time for a new "Matrix" icon on Pushing the Envelope For Matrix Reloaded SFX · · Score: 2, Funny
    What's cooler than a Toyota Matrix, all decked out in racing stickers?

    The R-Type American Standard

  5. Re:Woo. on Windows Media 9 in Digital Theaters · · Score: 2, Funny

    "One Soylent Green, extra butter."

  6. In Other News on Sun Drops Linux Distro · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sun has revealed the latest weapon in their fight for market share.

  7. Re:sound and video on a PC on Slashback: Revolutionism, Media, Oregon · · Score: 1
    Just as soon as you say a computer can't do it, someone makes a computer do it.

    A computer can't make my toddler sit up and eat her dinner. In addition, it can't tell me the winning numbers for Saturday's Powerball drawing, and make women understandable to men.

    *crossing fingers*

  8. Re:There are no bugs. Repeat after me ... on Microsoft Refuses To Fix NT 4.0 Exploit · · Score: 1
    "It's not a bug, it's a limitation".

    You mispelled "You installed in wrong".

  9. Synonyms? on Microsoft Refuses To Fix NT 4.0 Exploit · · Score: 1
    They quote Microsoft as saying 'The architectural limitations of Windows NT 4.0 do not support the changes that would be required to remove this vulnerability.'

    Sounds like they're saying NT4 is "Broken by design".

  10. Re:Groundhog Day on What's Your Favorite Underappreciated Movie? · · Score: 1
    I find my myself watching it over and over and over and over and over and over and over

    You're subscribed to Showtime, huh?

  11. Re:Reagan administration vs. Iraq? on US Declassifications Delayed. Infrastructure Classification to follow? · · Score: 1
    A year before the 2006 deadline will 25 years after Reagan came to power.

    Actually, 2005 minus 25 would be 1980, the year before Reagan entered office (January 20, 1981).

  12. Re:I love Linux 9.0! on First Mandrake 9.1 Review Out · · Score: 2, Funny
    ... Linux 9.1 is even better!

    So easy to use, no wonder it's 9.1!

  13. Re:Who is Eugenia, and why do we care? on First Mandrake 9.1 Review Out · · Score: 2, Funny
    Then, when she was in charge, she'd lash out at her readers (look at her webpage). She was the editor, but didn't speak good english, so she had many spelling and grammar mistakes. But don't correct her, that'd just make her superpissed.

    Hold the phone, I thought CmdrTaco was a guy!

  14. Does it bother you... on Nick Petreleley on Linux Taking Market Share From Windows · · Score: 1, Funny

    To be interviewed by a "news" site where the "editors" can't even be bothered with spelling your name correctly?

  15. Re:Already started... on 8.6 GB Internet? · · Score: 1
    ever see Contact?

    Baaarrrrfff! "That movie was terrible. I waited through the whole thing to see the alien, and it was her God Damn father!"
    -- Mr. Garrison

  16. The French Army on Military Grade Laptops · · Score: 1

    The French are still waiting for the surrender-proof laptop. It must be able to withstand repeated impacts from rifles dropped from shoulder height.

  17. Re:I sometimes wonder on Microsoft Bug May Attract Big Worm · · Score: 1
    They think that Kevin Mitnick can hack a computer with a telephone (ala Scanners)

    But can he make people's heads explode like in Scanners?

  18. Whole article suspect on CDT Releases New Report on Origins of Spam · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    ...the acknowledged father of the Internet, MCI vice president Vint Cerf...

    No metion of Al Gore in that Dayton article, they must not be researching in the correct "manner".

  19. Re:Cable Con on Users Conned by Cable Con · · Score: 1
    Surprised if Cable Con doesn't sue slashdot for slander.

    Quoth J.J.J.: "It is not! I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel."

  20. Re:MCP! on TRON + Linux = "T-Linux" · · Score: 1
    Microsoft Control Program?

    MCP: Microsoft Crashing Program

  21. Re:Tobey Maguire may pull out of Spider-Man on Spider-Man Has Back Problems · · Score: 1
    Am I the only one who thinks that sounds funny?

    Sounds like an Eddie Murphy bit: "Your Friendly Neighborhood Corn-Holer".

  22. So it's a technical reason on The Myth of Radio Spectrum Interference · · Score: 1
    with improved transceivers we could open the spectrum up to high-quality broadcasts by anyone.

    I just thought the DJs and playlists just sucked, with too many commercials thrown in. Hopefully, the stations around here will get this new equipment soon.

  23. ObSimpsons on The Universe May Be Shaped Like a Doughnut · · Score: 2, Funny

    I Will Not Hang Donuts On My Person
    I Will Not Hang Donuts On My Person
    I Will Not Hang Donuts On My Person
    I Will Not Hang

  24. Re:I can hear... on McDonalds to go Wireless? · · Score: 1
    *Ronald voice* You have new mail!

    "Do you believe in MASQing?"

  25. Re:Plasma Menus on McDonalds to go Wireless? · · Score: 1
    French Fries $2.49
    Chicken Nuggets $3.99
    • French Flies
    • StrayCat McNuggets
    • Filet'O'Fred