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  1. Re:And in other Slashdot news on Microsoft Loses Delay Appeal · · Score: 1

    He stopped to pet a dog. It was brown with some black spots.

    Following this, he whistled a few off-key bars from "Yankee-Doodle", then took out a stick of gum, unwrapped it, and placed it in his mouth. It is believed to have been a stick of "Juicy-Fruit". He put the empty wrapper back into his pocket, possibly because it contained Microsoft Intellectual Property, we don't know.

    More updates as they occur.

  2. Re:She's an Ingrate! on Inability to Type Not a Disability · · Score: 3, Funny

    ATTENTION! Legal note: The above post may not be read in the State of Kansas.

  3. Re:Linux goes to Hollywood? on Linux goes to Hollywood · · Score: 2

    It's getting more expensive every day. US $2.25 for 20-oz. bottles at the hotel we were in this week.

  4. Re:Repeat after me: "Reporters are idiots" on Virus Scares and False Authority Syndrome · · Score: 2

    Sounds like MSCSE's to me.

  5. Re:6am PST? on Meteor Showers · · Score: 2

    GMT -8 to be precise.

  6. Re:The brothers on Matrix Sequel Delayed to 2003 · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're not familiar with Taco's attempts to spell, are you?

  7. Re:fascinating on SGI Installs First Itanium Cluster At OSC · · Score: 2

    Hmm. Doesn't say WHICH company.

  8. Re:What the hell. on Hotmail Servers Shut Down by Code Red · · Score: 2

    Oh it's there. It just can't be seen with certain queries. Display the full table, and you should be able to see it, IIRC.

    My point was that the record was not dropped entirely, just hard to retrieve.

  9. Re:Apache ported to Tandy BASIC? on Human Clock (Complete with Hands!) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Read the post. They are running the Aache server, not Apache.

  10. Re:"may" have been a victim? on Hotmail Servers Shut Down by Code Red · · Score: 2

    Are you a suicide victim after you kill yourself? M$ brought this on themselves through their software quality (or lack thereof) and their failure to apply the fixes that supposedly fix the problem after laying the blame for this at the feet of all those who didn't. "Victim" just doesn't seem to fit.

    Of course, how much of this whole discussion is Schadenfreude? (Of which I am gleefully participating in.)

  11. Re:A Bad Sign on Hotmail Servers Shut Down by Code Red · · Score: 2

    Probably the same thing that happened with Windows. Same situation, just not free.

  12. Re:I'm incredulous on Hotmail Servers Shut Down by Code Red · · Score: 2

    Come on. Patching thousands of Windows PCs is a great deal more difficult than cutting a check for US $35.00 and mailing it to NetSol for the renewal of the PASSPORT.COM domain, so you can imagine how little chance there was of getting this done. Especially as how the patch DOESN'T fix the problem if URL redirection is being used on said IIS PC.

  13. Re:How to choose a web server for your company on Hotmail Servers Shut Down by Code Red · · Score: 2

    11) Pick a platform which would get you the sack if management had a clue

    Shouldn't that be COST you YOUR sack? For male admins, anyway.

  14. Re:What the hell. on Hotmail Servers Shut Down by Code Red · · Score: 2

    IIRC, it doesn't DROP the records, it simply does not retreive & display them after the table they reside in gets to be a certain size. 1000 records, 10,000 records? The records are still there, they just don't show up in query results.

  15. Re:Read your TOS! on Broadband Crackdown · · Score: 2
    Yep. That seems to directly contradict this prior section of the agreement:
    RESELL THE SERVICE OR OTHERWISE CHARGE OTHERS TO USE THE SERVICE, IN WHOLE OR IN PART, DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY, OR ON A BUNDLED OR UNUNBUNDLED BASIS. THE SERVICE IS TO BE USED SOLELY IN A PRIVATE RESIDENCE; LIVING QUARTERS IN A HOTEL, HOSPITAL, DORM, SORORITY OR FRATERNITY HOUSE, OR BOARDING HOUSE; OR THE RESIDENTIAL PORTION OF A PREMISES WHICH IS USED FOR BOTH BUSINESS AND RESIDENTIAL PURPOSES. WITHOUT LIMITING THE GENERALITY OF THE FOREGOING, THE SERVICE IS FOR PERSONAL AND NON-COMMERCIAL USE ONLY AND CUSTOMER AGREES NOT TO USE THE SERVICE FOR OPERATION AS AN INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER, A SERVER SITE FOR FTP, TELNET, RLOGIN, E-MAIL HOSTING, "WEB HOSTING" OR OTHER SIMILAR APPLICATIONS, FOR ANY BUSINESS ENTERPRISE, OR AS AN END-POINT ON A NON-COMCAST LOCAL AREA NETWORK OR WIDE AREA NETWORK, OR IN CONJUNCTION WITH A VPN (VIRTUAL PRIVATE NETWORK) OR A VPN TUNNELING PROTOCOL
    Don't you love a provider that feels the need to scream at you, when they can't even find the states they do business in on the map?

    Of course, dig into the agreement deeper, and it appears that the "Service" consists solely of the software they installed on your Windows PC or Mac. You could argue that since you are not using that software, you are not using the "Service" to run said servers, end-points, etc., but merely connecting to their network without using the "Service."

    Of course, IANAL.
  16. Re:Cases galore..... on Case Tweaking · · Score: 2

    Man, all that needs is a Fifties "House of the Future" commercial set, and it will complete the look of the "Trashcan of the Future."

    Seriously, that is one major eyecatcher.

  17. Re:sweet god in heaven on Netscape 6.1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    25 megs? What the hell did they put in it? Why can't they just release the damn browser by itself?

    8.2 MBs of browser, 6.8 MBs of Java and 10 MBs of a video clip of Steve Case jumping around like a monkey, screaming, "WOO! HOO! WAA! HAA! Look at me, I'm Steve Ballmer! HEE HEE!"

  18. Re:Brilliant lead writing... on Netscape 6.1 · · Score: 2

    That line was probably suggested by Clippy, seeing as how it's MSNBC.

    "I see you are writing an article about a product that is not made by Microsoft. Would you like some help in creating confusing^W^W^W^W^W^W^Wcompound/complex-sounding sentences to cloud^W^W^W^W^Wclarify the issues involved with this incident?"

  19. Re:How much deeper does this hole get? on Netscape 6.1 · · Score: 2

    And hopefully, in a couple of years, you'll get to setup web devices running a version of Netscape for Gates, Ballmer, Allchin and the others to watch through the bars while your guards surf the 'Net.

  20. Uh-uh, sure. on LinuxToday Editor Apologizes For Astroturfing · · Score: 3, Interesting

    like George Tirebiter which I believed readers would understand was a contrivance.

    Well, since I went to high school with a guy named Mike Hunt, a name would have to be extremely obvious, much more so than "Tirebiter," to make me suspect a fake-that's-obviously-fake name. (His full name was Michael Steven Hunt, and he went by Steven.) There was also a family at a different school with the surname Homo. There are many, many interesting and different names out there, and as always: Ass-U-Me.

  21. Re:The One True Chair... on Aeron Chairs As Stupidity Barometers · · Score: 2

    Tell that to my wife. Not a week goes by without her telling me to get rid of it. Just because it's 25+ years old, orange and has a '70's fabric texture. For 25+ years old, it's in great shape (not even a shred of duct tape yet), and is comfortable as hell.

  22. Re:It's OSHA regulations on Aeron Chairs As Stupidity Barometers · · Score: 2

    We've got Herman Miller Reaction (TM) Highly Adjustable models here, and we paid ~$350 for them, IIRC. They are quite good.

  23. Re:@Home not blocking port 80 yet on Code Redux · · Score: 2

    It's not likely that they will in INDY, as they are too fscking stupid here. And I'm getting hit pretty hard here, the lights on my modem would give an epileptic one hell of a time.

    Thanks to Linus, Alan and all the others who made my firewall possible.

  24. Re:Road runner's "warning" on Code Redux · · Score: 3, Funny

    But then again, they only say no to worry if you're running Windows 95, 98, ME or MacOS. Well, I'm running Linux and NetBSD, so I guess I should be worried, eh?

    No, you should report them to "abuse@timewarner.com" for sending you Unsolicted Bulk Email advertising those products.

  25. Re:The origin of the term? on Distastful Advertising Continues: "Gatoring" · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well, when my daughter is just fucking around with her bottle (chewing on the nipple, spitting her formula back out, etc.) my mother-in-law calls it "gatoring."

    This practice seems similar. The page owners are fucking around with our browser windows and stability, our irritation levels and patience, and accomplishing no REAL positive results. I know that it makes me less interested in visiting them.