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  1. Re:Speak for yourself on Star Wars II: Return of the Name · · Score: 2

    Cojones? Cojones? We doan need no steeking cojones!
    Oh, wait. Nevermind.

  2. Re:That sounds like something. . . on Star Wars II: Return of the Name · · Score: 2

    Sneak peek at an upcoming MST3000:

    "Oh My God! There's a bowl job on Anakin!"
    "I didn't know Gungans could grow a mullet."

  3. Speak for yourself on Star Wars II: Return of the Name · · Score: 2

    I, for one, can't wait to hear John Williams rendition of the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes theme.

    Attack.....of the Killer Clo-oh-nes!
    Attack.....of the Killer Clo-oh-nes!
    They'll poke you, prod you,
    Kill you, grill you,
    Smash you up for Darth!
    Then use what's left,
    To paint their hearth!

  4. Re:Hey Hemos! on Which Laptop To Buy? · · Score: 2

    install ltmodem insmod "-f" "-k" "ltmodem"

    I have to ask, are there "-u" and "-c" switches to put in there as well? It would seem so to the point.

  5. Re:So he can't leave the STATE of Northern Califor on Sklyarov Released On $50,000 Bail · · Score: 2

    Perhaps they mean state of mind? In other words the communist, tree-hugging, marijuana-fogged Notheren Californian vs. the tax-happy, facsist, 4th Reich cadre of the metropolitan South?

  6. Re:Good. on Sklyarov Released On $50,000 Bail · · Score: 2

    Settle down! RMS will have your head for that Open Beating remark. It must be free to all, all moves used during said beatings must be accessible to anyone who wants to use them to beat someone. Any new beating styles/moves/techniques derived from Free Beatings protected by the GNU General Beating License must be free as well. (Such as taking the Free 2-by-4 envisaged by RMS and adding a nail to it.)

  7. ObPr0nReference on 3COM's Ergo Audrey Hacked · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ergo Audry? Sounds like a model you'd find at Real Doll.

  8. Physics can EASILY kill the web on Describing The Web With Physics · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Just get my high school Physics teacher to lecture the Internet admins when they shut down the Web for cleaning this New Year's. They'll sleep forever, long after the Internet has been replaced.

    Hi to Mr. Konkle! Still doing your grade book in pencil? Physics might have been Phun, but you certainly killed that, didn't you?

  9. Re:They did give a challenge - two years ago. on Stallman And Bero Interviewed · · Score: 2

    Wasn't this the machine that was "brought down by a thunderstorm" within hours of the challenge? Or was it just a router that wasn't on a UPS?

  10. Re:wearable on Affordable Wearables May Arrive By Christmas · · Score: 2

    And, of course, the porn industry will be the innovaters in this arena.

  11. Re:And that was what kind of comment? on RedHat 7.2 Beta: Roswell · · Score: 2

    Perhaps Taco should read this section of the FAQ. According to the FAQ, he used RedHat 6.2 store this story and all its attached comments.

  12. Never heard of this game on Gamespy.com's "Top 50 Games of All Time" · · Score: 4, Funny

    The only game listed in that article is one I've never heard of. Has anyone played "Not enough storage is available to process this command.", and is it any good?

  13. Network Solutions on Analysis of Passport Flaws · · Score: 2

    He forgot to point out that Passport can only work as long as the Open Source community is willing to pay the domain registration renewal fees for Microsoft's domains.

  14. Re:@home problems... on Code Red Back For More · · Score: 2

    I'm getting rapidly poked here in Indy, connected to Comcast@HOME. They've gone off the net for more than an hour after 22:00 EST the last few nights. I don't know if the outages are from CodeRed I or II, or from @HOME's usaul technical competence.

  15. Unnumbered on 100 Meter OWL Telescope Project · · Score: 2

    This universe is millions upon billions of light years across, and all they can do with this piece of expensive equipment is watch owls?

  16. Re:I'm ready to be the open source leader on Open Source Needs Leadership? · · Score: 2

    The Leader is good,
    The Leader is great!
    We surrender our wills,
    As of this date!

  17. Re:Hi! on Slashback: Mexico, Ukraine, Oceania · · Score: 2
  18. Re:ISPs' responsibility?! on Slashback: Mexico, Ukraine, Oceania · · Score: 2

    Too bad Symantec's scanners, as of July 27, 2001 anyway, couldn't catch Sircam.

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  19. Re:Papa John's on Pizza Without Wires · · Score: 2
    Works fairly well, with three small nitpicks:

    They don't take plastic via the webpage.

    They don't add tax onto your order on the webpage. You find out the REAL total upon delivery.

    Their page doesn't seem to like to work with Opera. Sure, you can figure the tax pretty easy, but it has caught me out a couple of times. Papa John's tells you the total w/tax on phone orders, so I know having taxes NOT figured for me isn't what I expect.

    Those are relatively small, and it is a heck of a lot nicer than sitting on hold for 10-15 minutes. Using plastic would make it a lot nicer, though.

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  20. Re:That's funny... on Pizza Without Wires · · Score: 2

    I was thinking the same thing. I also prefer my pizza without rocks, mucous, feces or urine, among other toppings.

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  21. Re:Materials... on Highest Resolution Wall Around · · Score: 2

    You mean a Circuit City TV-in-a-Box? Or a Circuit City Opened-TV-without-a-Box, but covered under the same warranty?

  22. In related news on World's Worst Dog'n'Pony Shows · · Score: 5, Funny

    The ACME rental company's Rent-A-Rocket subsidiary has issued a an invoice for $253,828,938.96 to the United States Air Force for repeated and excessive violations of California speed limits. Apparently, the USAF did not notice the section of their contract pertaining to tracking via GPS and AirPAC.

  23. Re:Stop the slaughter on Sun's Zippy New Chips · · Score: 5, Funny

    Won't somebody PLEASE think of the child processes?!?!

  24. Misleading on Universal Manipulator Does Chess · · Score: 1

    from the good-girls-from-bad dept.

    None of the links provided had to do with good girls, or bad girls. And I was ready to get excited, too.

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  25. Starship Troopers on Bionic Nurses · · Score: 2

    Oh, man. Maybe we'll see the Mobile Infantry sooner than later.

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