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  1. Re:Anadtech article... on Pentium IV Hits 2 Ghz · · Score: 2

    I have to wonder why anyone without Pointy Hair would consider purchasing one.

    Pop-Tarts. You don't even have to get up to toast 'em. CPU pastries are the 21st century's version of "engine block eggs".

  2. Re:That does it! on Borders to Use CCTV Face Recognition · · Score: 2

    So THAT'S what that was. The gentleman who delevered the newspaper to house where I spent my teen years was older, Jewish, and had little blue numbers tattooed on his wrist. Maybe he was involved in an early version of this sort of thing?

    Seriously, whether it's companies, the Fourth Reich, or parents tattooing their children "for safety", I find it to be disgusting. It's just one step closer to slavery.

  3. Linux for Peanuts on How To Create a Linux Network for Peanuts · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pretty simple, actually. Open up your Sunday paper, pull out a pencil and start drawing. Soon Charlie Brown, Lucy, Snoopy and all the others will have PCs with our favorite Penguin on them.

  4. Re:What crap on Pirates! · · Score: 2

    What's so special about a "404 File Not Found" error?

  5. Re:And the key to cutting the cost would be .. on Budget Satellite · · Score: 2

    That and using chili sauce for cleaning is the way of the future. The ISS team is halfway there.

  6. Re:And the key to cutting the cost would be .. on Budget Satellite · · Score: 2

    "Duck Tape" is a brand name of duct tape. Either Ace Hardware or Powes carries it here in Indy.

  7. Software painful to produce? on Linux Is 10 Today · · Score: 2

    Happy birthday and congrats to the hackers whose labor pains keep giving us new tarballs.

    So if producing a Linux kernel feels like childbirth, what do Windows developers feel? Intestinal cramps like someone dumped a whole pack of laxatives into their chocolate shake?

  8. Re:...and another Emmy should go to the Congress.. on Firewire Receives An Emmy · · Score: 2

    There's an award for "A Sleazier Piece of Crap Than Temptation Island?"

  9. You know you want to... on New Linux Set-Top Project · · Score: 2

    Looks to be an interesting project, although since they require registration to download stuff, I'll never know.

    C'mon, Taco. These things would probably make a kick-ass MP3 jukebox. They'll sit right by the stereo and use a remote with more buttons than a Macintosh's mouse.

  10. Re:Adobe's lawyers are quite busy! on Sklyarov, Bunner (DVD CCA) Hearings Thursday · · Score: 4, Funny

    --- What parts of "shall make no law", "shall not be infringed", and "shall not be violated" don't you understand?

    All the words starting with "n", apparently.

  11. Re:A Gaming Machine? Which OS? on The New Athlons · · Score: 2

    Doesn't matter which OS to Taco, just as long as it makes a killer MP3 jukebox and has many, many mouse buttons.

  12. Re:It wouldn't be Government unless.... on City Of Houston To Offer Free Email To Residents · · Score: 1

    What would a true government programm be if it didn't involve standing in a line?

    They could be bent backwards over a porkbarrel while an emotionless IRS agent picks through their wallets.

  13. So what? on Hotmail Hacked · · Score: 2

    You know the kind of letters people write:

    "Dear Somebody-you-never-heard-of,
    How are you? I am fine. Blah-blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah.
    Yours Truly,
    Some Bozo."

    Big deal.
    --Homer Simpson

  14. Re:Correction needed... on MIT And HP Announce Joint Quantum Computer Project · · Score: 2

    Well, that's probably why they are having problems reading the information back, as mentionad farther on in the article. If MIT and HP cannot figure the difference between bits and bytes, then they are simply providing a demonstration of the adage, "Crap in, crap out".

    On the other hand, the "article-typer" probably heard the words "quantum" and "qubit" and decided to write an article. His research probably consisted of noticing that his 56 kilobit modem was getting transfer rates of ~5 kilobytes on Win9x reported connection of ~40kps, and deduced that bits are bigger than bytes.

    Following this, he decided that he was an Authority (search for False Authority on /. when the indexes have been rebuilt) on conned a PHB editor with a deluge of buzzwords into letting him publicy insert his foot into his mouth.

  15. Re:Does excite@Home = AT&T@Home? on Excite@Home May Have To Call It Quits · · Score: 2

    @Home hosts the AT&T Small Business Hosting division as well.

  16. Re:Call it GNU/Linux if you like... on RMS Accused Of Attempting Glibc Hostile Takeover · · Score: 2

    PARC came from the folks at Xerox, IIRC.

  17. Re:Call it GNU/Linux if you like... on RMS Accused Of Attempting Glibc Hostile Takeover · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Don't forget MS BSD/NeXT/PARC/Mosaic/Windows 2000: Built on NT(OS/2 & VMS) Technology

  18. Re:Stallman.... on RMS Accused Of Attempting Glibc Hostile Takeover · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...rename itself to the Canberra GNU/Linux Users Group. This did not go down well.

    But then you could call yourselves "C-GLUG", and make beer a staple part of your group.

  19. Re:Mandrake is cool, but surely Debian is better. on Mandrake 8.1 Beta1 (Raklet) Released · · Score: 2

    You could tell us how Red Hat is based on Mandrake, as well.

  20. Re:He has not been charged! on Report Security Problems, Face The Consequences · · Score: 2

    IANAL, but that sounds suspiciously like harrassment.

  21. Re:Can I still use journals on Welcome to Slashdot 2.2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can only give you a ballpark, but my 486DX2-100, running MS-DOS 6.2 + Win3.1, my P5-166 MMX running RedHat 6.2 and my P5-200MMX running Win9x all perform at about the same level when it comes to holding open doors.

  22. Re:Can I still use journals on Welcome to Slashdot 2.2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, it's a door-stop, but it still doesn't journal.

  23. Re:Is the look ever going to change? on Welcome to Slashdot 2.2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    And, as a plus, the new messaging could be jazzed a little. When one of your comments is moderated as a troll, the notification should automatically redirect you to The Amish Rake Fight, just to let you know the general feeling about you.

  24. Will this enable articles to morph faster? on Slashdot Prepares Switcheroo · · Score: 1

    Will we hear about Cisco chicks, rebooting to erase critical logs and the death of a nearby star system (not neccesarily in that order)?

    Will any and all posts asking for the truth, or pointing out that the narrative of events is on it's fifth unique revision be moderated down lower than a hot-grits-toting, petrified Natalie Portman visit to goatse post?

    Inquiring minds want to know!

  25. I think we're OK here... on Microsoft Loses Delay Appeal · · Score: 3, Funny

    Fly, my little Flying Lawyer Monkeys, fly!

    Going by Microsoft's track record, they'll probably work as well as C. M. Burns' monkeys.

    Eee, EEEE, Thud!

    Bill: Continue the research.