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  1. Re:Whatever happened to the Slashdot Episode? on Xena To Join X-Files · · Score: 2

    There was. It was about a mindless slug-worshipping cult that kidnapped Scully and tied her to the bed half-naked.

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  2. John & Xena on Xena To Join X-Files · · Score: 3

    Special Agent John Doggett & Special Agent Xena will undoubtedly deliver Mulder & Scully's lines in an inimitable fashion, and will remind us of the bygone days when Coy & Vance Duke were speaking Bo & Luke's lines while (lackadasically) tearing around Hazzard county in the General Lee.

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  3. Re:Don't try to frighten us... on Under The Surface Of The BSA Anti-Piracy Campaign · · Score: 3

    I find your lack of receipts disturbing.

    The bugs you refer to will soon be propagated via .NET and Passport.

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  4. Re:The great part is on Under The Surface Of The BSA Anti-Piracy Campaign · · Score: 2

    Actually, an Exchage CAL is an Outlook License, at least with Exchage 5.5 & Outlook 97-2000.

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  5. Phone #==goatse.cx on Distributed Checksum Clearinghouse vs Spam · · Score: 2

    (317) 872-2225

    This is Customer Service for Comcast Cable in Indianapolis. I would guess it's as close as you can come on the phone.

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  6. Re:Spam Hunters on Distributed Checksum Clearinghouse vs Spam · · Score: 2

    New this fall on FOX:

    Lorenzo Lamas stars in e-Renegade!

    Reno Raines is back! After being forced at gunpoint to break RSA's strongest encryption while getting a blow-job, Reno is wanted by the Financial Businessmen Incorporated, the FBI, for violation of the DMCA! On the run from bought-and-paid-for law enforcement, Reno has changed his identity and now works for his Native American friend, Robbie Spamkiller.

    Chasing down unlicensed spammers, Reno searches for the evidence that will clear his name, bring justice to those who "blew" his career and reputation, and let him marry Robbie's sister, Cheyenne "Shy" Phillipshead.

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  7. Re:E-Toys on Arcade Games Officially Over The Hill · · Score: 2

    "You love the e-Plane_arium. You will help the e-Plane_arium in any way you can."

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  8. Re:AtheOS on AtheOS 0.3.5 Released · · Score: 2

    Don't forget Benelux, and Electrolux, and ...

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  9. Confusing on More Realistic Rendered Flesh · · Score: 2

    At first glance, I was thought this was a Tripping The Rift reference.

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  10. Re:what? on ARIN IPv6 Allocation Policy · · Score: 3

    no one is interested it.

    Thank you for contributing this error. It will help maintain ./'s reputation as a hang-out for those who cannot spell, or figure out just exactly what the word "capitalization" means.

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  11. Re:Who would search for 'f--k' ? on Congress Discovers Peer-to-Peer Porn · · Score: 2

    Be careful. Saying shit too much causes the Black Plague. Who knows what saying fuck too much would cause?

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  12. Re:how many newbies... on Select or Lock Hard Drives... With a Key · · Score: 2

    this is just supposed to make it more brainless...

    How does this make Windows more brainless? I didn't think that was possible.

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  13. Re:Oddly enough... on Pennsylvania Meteor Report · · Score: 2

    Apparently, he had a sign that said, "Ten dollars to see it, twenty dollars to watch me jack off."

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  14. Risky Subnets on What Makes You "High Risk" For SPAM? · · Score: 2

    We just moved our MX from a CoreComm affliate's IP block (Class C) to AT&T (Class A). Big jump in spam, from 5-10 week to 10+ a day spread out amongst 60+ email addys.

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  15. Re:What's _really_ disgusting... on EPIC Makes Privacy Case Against Windows XP To FTC · · Score: 2

    It's been vogue to complain about Windows, period, for years.

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  16. Re:What happened to the last Gaming topic? on Mundie Speech @ OSCON - Blogged In Real Time · · Score: 2

    Posted by timothy on Thursday July 26, @15:11

    As it is now 14:00 EST, and timothy posted the article at 15:11 EST, I think it is safe to say that it hasn't been posted yet.

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  17. Kicking my input device. on Kick Your Input Device · · Score: 3

    I don't recommend it. The one time I did it, I had to buy a new keyboard and a new keyboard drawer. Kicking the PC case produces a much more satisfying thud, but is pretty hard on the hard drive.

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  18. Re:Hippie Anarchists? on Business Wants a New, Profitable Internet · · Score: 3

    Didn't you know? Al "Flower Child" Gore fathered the Internet at a campus love in.

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  19. Re:Can't wait for the the RealTV! on Fabulous Flying Machine Progress · · Score: 2

    Don't forget the kids who can jump over one of these suckers. These flying cars will add a wonderful new set of Jackass stunts.

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  20. Re:not sure how it would be adopted in CA on Fabulous Flying Machine Progress · · Score: 2

    flight patters

    "I tailed up, flogged out, he dicky-birded, and the nabber tickled on the tocker-bang."

    My apologies to Monty Python for that terrible, terrible paraphrase.

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  21. Re:.xxx? on US Congress Wants .kids TLD · · Score: 1

    And don't come and tell me porn is free speech, pleeeeze

    Umm, shouldn't that be cum?

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  22. Re:Source for figure as requested on Still in DMCA Prison · · Score: 2

    So, although the soundbite is "ban handguns, crime up 40%", the actual effect is an annual increase of between 2% and 7%. As a gun-hating liberal, I was quite surprised by this. If the gun-nuts used that number more people might listen to them. But instead they prefer to whip their supporters into a frenzy, while alienating people who can actually do math.

    As a person who carries a gun for self-defense, I am glad to hear you respond rationally. There are Bill of Rights supporters who are over-the-top zealots, the same as the anti-Bill of Rights folks. If only we could get everyone to be rational in the discussion of these issues.

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  23. Re:Newbie Info on Akira Re-Released · · Score: 2

    the last boy to destroy Tokyo

    Is this a typo? Shouldn't that be "giant, irradiated lizard" instead of "boy"?

    Oh, no, there goes Tokyo!
    Go, go Godzilla!

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  24. Re:Starving OpenSource Developers on Funding Software Development Through Bonds · · Score: 2

    Hey, everybody! Sally Struthers has been hoarding food!

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  25. Re:The best way to expose a bad law is to enforce on Still in DMCA Prison · · Score: 2

    Sorry, but "I was only following orders" didn't cut it at the Nazi war crimes trials and doesn't cut it now.

    Exactly. IIRC all police dept. Oaths of Service include language to the effect that make it the job of the officers to not only enforce Constitutional laws, but it is their duty to refuse to enforce an illegal law, and their duty to refuse orders to the contrary. I don't know what oath FBI agents take, but it should be very much inline with the rest of law enforcement in this country.

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