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  1. Re:I can't be the only one on MS Office Zero-Day Under Attack · · Score: 1

    You see "MS Office" and think "Will you stop touching me"?

  2. Re:revised Gopher client on Netscape 9 to Undo Netscape 8 Mistakes? · · Score: 1

    Either that or Bruce (since Archie and Veronica are already taken).

    Bruce? That's like naming it "Lance" or "Julian". Those WERE the toughest names we had, now...

  3. Re:Join the bandwagon on Vista Indicates A Shift in Microsoft's Priorities · · Score: 1

    But a wooden one is so tempting.

  4. Re:Ummm. enterprise are their customers on Vista Indicates A Shift in Microsoft's Priorities · · Score: 1

    Actually, that's ~$189 for the Volume License UPGRADE to Windows. You can only buy the Vista UPGRADE through the volume programs, the PC it is installed on has to have a brought-and-paid copy of Windows (Home, Pro, OEM, Retail, etc.) already on it. So, taking the prices in this thread, to put volumes licensed Vista on a computer you have to buy a PC with OEM Vista at ~$189 pre-installed, then purchase the upgrade from MS at an additional ~$189 to be allowed to do images, unattended installs, use the same key on multiples, use a KMS for internal product activation, etc.

  5. Re:As a Bostonian on Aqua Teen Hunger Force Brings Boston to a Halt · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are plenty of lovely targets around the town, which can explain the reaction (which you'd expect no matter what when dealing with batteries and unknown electronics in a sneaky location in a heavy traffic area).

    Yeah, you can't be too careful around batteries. Especially 9-volt ones, they can tingle your tongue!

  6. Thank God for Microsoft! on Farewell To the Floppy Disk · · Score: 1

    Vista comes on one DVD-ROM or 4 CD-ROMs, so even latter Windows propeller-heads can enjoy feeding the beast! Perhaps Longhorn will reach Windows 95 levels (25+ disks).

  7. Re:Tried a demo in the Best Buy on Windows Vista Launches To Mixed Reactions · · Score: 1

    the "Flip 3D" feature was next to useless and an obvious failed clone of Expose

    Heh, Flip3D only works on "windows", not on "dialog boxes". Just like the Taskbar, it doesn't show everything you are working on.

  8. Re:Start Button: on Windows Vista Launches To Mixed Reactions · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, the tooltip says "Start" if you hover over it.

  9. Re:Finally on Google Defuses Googlebombs · · Score: 1
  10. Re:Sounds like a college prank on Microwave Experiments Cause Sponge Disasters · · Score: 1

    Heh, a friend of mine had a deodorant shortage one day. He found an old gel-type deodorant at the back of the closet. It was old enough that the gel had hardened in the little holes on the top, so he though it might be a good idea to zap it for about 15 seconds to melt the hard gel. After about 5 seconds it blew out the top of the tube like a White Castle emergency.

    It was pretty fucking funny and his apartment stank for weeks.

  11. Re:Small, dirty room behind the beaded curtain on 'Over 30' Section For Games Stores? · · Score: 1

    Smörgåsbord II: Blue Plate's Revenge

  12. Re:Issues of trust... on Mossberg - Vista Is Worthy, Largely Unexciting · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The DRM in Vista will simply obey the restrictions placed on the media by the supplier of that media, it won't magically add new DRM restrictions.

    Instead of obeying the instructions of the OWNER of the media.

  13. Re:The Poop? on Sequels We'd All Like To See · · Score: 1

    I hear the tin-box collector's edition includes a limited-edition silk-screened roll of Charmin.

  14. Re:Why? on x86 Linux Flash Player 9 is Final · · Score: 5, Funny

    Remind me why I should rejoice again?

    Because you will now have the option of punching the monkey in addition to spanking it.

  15. Re:Just Marketing spin. on "Series of Tubes" Metaphor Implemented · · Score: 1

    We named it Tubes because of the metaphor we borrowed: the pneumatic tube used at many bank drive ins to transfer documents & cash.

    So which files are "coins" and will cause the electronic bottle to get stuck halfway under the Internet? And does it make those pathetic groaning sounds when it happens?

  16. Re:I'd just like to say... on Bilingualism Delays Onset of Dementia · · Score: 1

    If our current US "President" can speak some Spanish (which he can, surprisingly enough!)

    OK, how do you say 'nucular' and 'misunderestimated' in Spanish?


    Seriously, that's a pretty good point.

  17. Re:The Important Question on Toshiba Touts 51GB HD DVD · · Score: 5, Funny

    A REAL slashdotter wouldn't have to ask. A REAL slashdotter would already know.

  18. Re:Hold your wee for a wii... on Woman Killed In Wii-Related Competition · · Score: 1

    I thought he was talking about Nintendo.

  19. Re:Yes Let's shut down the internet on Google Earth and "Collateral Damage" · · Score: 3, Funny

    Damn straight. Talk that boils down to "how great it would be to be nice to each other" can get you nailed to a tree.

  20. Re:Gollum on New Line And Jackson - Irreconcilable Differences · · Score: 1

    ...he remembered teaching Newline to suck "Eggses!! Eggses!!"

  21. Re:It seems to me... on The Snoop Next Door Is Posting to YouTube · · Score: 1

    I know that if people in my apartment complex did this, we could all live happier lives, particularly the picking up after dogs bit.

    Especially in the laundry room.

  22. Re:My fix - avoid vendors that act like assholes. on Unofficial Win2K Daylight Saving Time Fix · · Score: 1

    Indiana drank the Kool-Aid last year.

  23. Re:My fix - avoid vendors that act like assholes. on Unofficial Win2K Daylight Saving Time Fix · · Score: 1

    Exactly. How does everybody but Arizona, Hawaii and Alaska drinking the DST Kool-Aid become Microsoft's fault?

  24. Re:My only concern on "Dracula's Castle" For Sale In Romania · · Score: 1

    Some people pay a lot of money for that sort of thing.

  25. Re:Ironic MS Ad on Developers As Pawns and One-Night Stands · · Score: 1

    I got a full-screen Dell ad instead of the linked article.